 Angela Marshall arrived to the glare of lenses, "squeezed into a nine year old's leopard print leotard (she aspires to be 'in her twenties') and sporting a red rhinestone dog collar, hat, gloves, torn black stockings, topped by a blond wig and dark sunglasses", as "The Scotsman" reported.The crowds stayed away, "possibly deterred by the ranks of camera crews and reporters gathered outside the gallery", as "The Guardian" speculated.The reason for them not materialising, however, was the fact that none ever existed to begin with; thus, to curb the media hunger, a punter was invented in the form of "someone calling himself Mark Childs and claiming to be a buyer".