 Gilbert recently went to his "fat cousin Steffy's wedding", where he realized that his normally tight-fisted stepfather's family became overwhelmingly generous for a family wedding; Moira's stepfather, the Duke of Dorsetshire, is likewise poised to shower the couple with cash, checks, and gifts worth tens of thousands of dollars.Gilbert estimates that he and Moira might clear $100,000 each by marrying, living together for a decent interval, and then divorcing.But to make the plan work, Gilbert has to have a best man and someone who'll swear that his homosexuality was "just a phase."