 The song runs down a list of country music artists the narrator has "fucked" including Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrell, Minnie Pearl, Johnny Cash, The Judds, Willie Nelson, Glen Campbell, Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie Presley, Dwight Yoakum, Kenny Rogers, Randy Travis, Alabama, The Oak Ridge Boys and the cast of "Hee Haw", which have led him to having a permanent erection.On December 6, 2007, Maynard James Keenan posted an update on the official Puscifer website mentioning that "Cuntry Boner" had appeared at the number 10 position on the "Billboard" Hot 100 Singles Sales chart, as well as a number 1 ranking on the "Billboard" Hot Dance Singles Sales chart.As of May 2008, "Cuntry Boner" had been on the Hot 100 Singles Sales chart (which measures the popularity of music by sales of CD singles) for 23 weeks, peaking as high as number 6.