 After a musical montage, Conan only needs to don a dress and a pair of earrings in order to pass off as a woman.Once at the competition, a doctor announces that in addition to the drug screening, there were no irregular testosterone levels in any contestant, therefore, no competitor had a penis or testicles, much to Conan's chagrin.When other Miss Pale America contestants make fun of Conan's hair, he runs off crying.