(""Papa"" is actually a term used by natives of the United States Virgin Islands to refer to Puerto Ricans)

Sometimes Vitín recites a long exchange of questions and answers that has become an audience favorite.He may either expect the responses from either his guest (which may or may not be familiar with the exchange) or his studio audience (who usually do know it by heart; as the audience is not supposed to participate in programs Vitín claims the next-door neighbors are the ones who respond) The exchange goes like this