The 1950s: Doing it right.
Eastern Russia, where the temperatures can drop so far that even polar bears are in danger of freezing or starving
The few inhabitants of the area at the time, even though they couldn't afford to give much, would feed the mother bears so that they could produce enough milk for their cubs.
A common donation was tins of condensed milk
Just FYI, this is how much nope is stored in a polar bear's face
Obligatory reference to balls large enough to have their own gravitational pull
Ah yes, an outing with the kids. How grand.
Without their help, many of the cubs wouldn't have survived
And Coca-Cola would have needed a new mascot
So, well done, Russia. Good on you.
If you made it this far: congratulations! Here is a squirrel with some port.
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