( woe is me ) contents the_fall_of_bayonne waking_at_2:47_am disgusting_campfire_tales southwestern_road_trip fortunate_cookie chef's_surprise story_notes giving_thanks sneak peek this is one of my favorite scenes from the emperor of bayonne prison the fall of bayonne ( approximately one year prior to the events portrayed in chronicles of the undead ; the emperor of bayonne prison ) the warden 's office was crowded with every commanding officer at bayonne correctional facility in attendance .