bulldozer - laird barron : pacific northwest mythos - imago cycle - z novelette - 4.0 novelette number of words : 10500 percent of complex words : 10.5 average syllables per word : 1.5 average words per sentence : 9.2 readability indices fog : 7.9 flesch : 66.8 flesch-kincaid : 6.2 : bulldozer - laird barron characters jonah koenig : bulldozer - laird barron a pinkerton man out to catch a thieving murdering cannibal occultist .