myron remembered attending a sports-themed bar mitzvah here as a child : jukeboxes , posters , pennants , a wiffle ball batting cage , a basket for foul shots , an artist wanna-be stuck sketching sports-related caricatures of thirteen-year-old boys-thirteen-year-old boys being god 's most obnoxious creation short of television lawyers-and a wedding band complete with an overweight lead singer who handed the kids silver dollars shrouded in leather pouches that were emblazoned with the band 's phone number .