queried jake ideally a bucket of vodka and ladle after what i have just seen out there , but seeing as i am on duty can i just have a coffee please , two sugars , no milk of course , of course , err darren , please would you ask abby to bring in a coffee and my usual please of course mr hurry said the bouncer as he made his exit and closed the door behind him , dipping his head to avoid a nasty collision , although the door frame would probably have come off worst now what can i do for you inspector ?