while art continued to wait for janet and her companion to arrive , he was already mentally running through the newspaper headlines that would accompany the article he would write : face to face with the cassiobury cougar : an eyewitness account - no , too pedantic ; the eye of the tiger - like it , punchy , although not strictly zoologically accurate , best not to sacrifice any possible scientific credibility for the sake of cheap sensationalism ; big cat tales - sometimes the old puns are still the best ones ; never let corniness stand in the way of a good headline .