he flips open an unbelievably small phone , smaller than my little finger , and speaks into it without dialling , yes , hello , yes , were still here , can you get me a bottle of jds and two glasses , no . , no not that , no , jds , i mean jacks , yes thats right , jacks , jack daniels , you know , right.yes , no , its whisky , you know , yes , ok , yes two glasses , and yes , ok , cigarettes , why not you smoke ?