he didnt any more as it had become an involuntary action these dayshe had been trained , cajoled and punished over the years so was now considered house trained just like a dog , perhaps he should just change his name to rover and start sleeping in a basket in the kitchenalthough the thought of having to lick his own balls was maybe a little bit too excessive although , come to think of it.. after a quick shower and shave with his electric shaver , he dried himself off , sprayed himself liberally with his deodorant and went to get dressed .