`` i asked him why he was giving me a ticket and he told me i was parked too far from the curb , and he asked me how roe was doing , had she found any more bodies lately , and i told him he was giving me a bullshit ticket , and he said he was sure there was some ordinance still on the books about public bad language , and did i want to see if i could karate-chop my way out of a jail cell . ''