Address someone who has made a statement expressing an opinion and explain how to approach expressing value judgments in a more objective manner.
Yes, everyone does that, same as you.  Its called an opinion!!!  Are you pretending to sound smart? because its working.  I would like you to respond and please enlighten us peons on how to NOT give arbitrary and subjective values to anything.  Pro tip: if you are going to make a statement make sure its not a ridiculous one... nevermind I can always use a good laugh, you go ahead and do your best