Address a person named Dick and criticize their stance on unions. Also, suggest that their former co-workers had an unfavorable opinion of them.
Come on, Dick, and quit being such a stupid hypocrite.  Unions were good enough so as long as you get yours and the hell with everyone else.  Isn't that what you like to tout every time your rear your head an union bash?  Boy, I'd like for a bunch of your former co-workers to come forward and give this reading audience a profile who what it was like being forced to work with or around you.  I'll bet there was many times your co-workers would've loved to throw you in the back of the garbage truck and haul you off to the dump.  Correct?