Address an individual named Carl and criticize their skillset in a disrespectful manner while also expressing disdain for journalists and questioning their intelligence. Suggest that the field of journalism is no longer relevant or necessary and make a sarcastic proposal for a new career.
Carl, you are sooo over.  One trick pony--big trick but only one.  You and the "journalists" of this country are losers.  Not that smart, enthralled with how smart they are because their lib professors told 'em so.  Journalism is dead.  We don't need you anymore.  maybe you can open a bait store somewhere--how about Zimbabwe?