Critique the comment made by jambandhamhand about the reader's expectations and the language used to describe them.
Nice ad hominem attack jambandhamhand.  It is unfortunate that some readers have such self-centered expectations.  I know that you wanted Mr. Cizmar to write ad copy for this food court on steroids, and I appreciate the time it took to lard your sentences with so many adjectives.  You seem spoiled, like milk, and that stinks.  But hey, let's all get excited about something lame.  Whoopee!