Make derogatory comments about Sally Cordileone and his position in the Catholic Church.
Silly Sally Cordileone obviously pleased his minders enough to get moved to Sod*m by the Sea.  Of course, now that Francis is in the throne, SSC will remain "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" when it comes to Red Bird status.  San Francisco represents the Church of Yore and in no way deserves to have a Red Bird in the catbird seat.