Provide criticism of a person involved in the Coconut Road scandal and their characteristics.
The guy behind the coconut road scandal is an Alaskan mountain man? He's a corrupt old backslapper whose distinguishing characteristics include being a jerk to reporters and schoolchildren and taking credit for Uncle Ted's deliveries of DC pork. The only thing distinguishing him from all the lobbyists on K street and the rest of the "Republican establishment" you Trumpettes profess to hate is his foul mouth and 1950s worldview. Actually just his mouth.