Express your opinion on the way the press reports on the use of chainsaw bayonets as utility weapons.
No shit... this is why no one takes the press seriously.  It's like they're not in on the joke... Of course, you can have a chainsaw bayonet... you can stick iPhone holder on it too.  It's designed to be a utility weapon.  It doesn't make it not retarded when you report on it though like its an actual threat.