Provide a creative solution for dealing with people wearing low-hanging pants that involves shaming them publicly and rewarding those who participate.
Brilliant reply. Kept me in suspense throughout. It would probably be cheaper to just offer a bounty on low-hanging britches tho'. When you see them, just yank them down and when the twit turns to strike you just push him backwards and take his pic. Post it online and get a $25 reward. If enough of these morons get shamed it might beautify the community more than "art" which is more subjective. Everybody enjoys seeing a fool take a fall.