Mock the idea of an inquiry by jokingly suggesting a long period of time to waste money on expense cards and technology equipment, while also highlighting the potential struggle of navigating government bureaucracy.
You bet your ass ... it is crying out for an inquiry. Maybe 24 months of expense-card fun ... OK, three years ... and someone to help them ski people to negotiate the government bureaucracy. They will need iPads and you know ... cable guys to connect to The Internet.