Critique Mr. Chase's management style and decision-making by using a comparison to a character on the Andy Griffith Show and their level of intelligence.
Sorry, Mr. Chase, but it sounds like you ran J.C. as if it was Mayberry.  Only someone stupid like Barney (Andy Griffith show) would leave safe keys on a nail on the wall for all to see.  Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. He he he.  That's about as stupid as one could be!