Express a negative opinion about the medical system and suggest that the person in the article needs therapy. Use a sarcastic tone and insult the person.
Suck it buttercup.  I am a proud Canadian,  for 5o years with unusual first name where varioues expressions were experienced.  Interestingly enough I found them rarher humorous. The fact that I am reading this experiance In Globe, I feel sorry for our mdical system. You need some serioues therapy.