Soul_2020
<script>
  <scene>
    <character>SOUL</character>
    <dialogue>Written by</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Pete Docter Mike Jones Kemp Powers</dialogue>
    <character>A BAD MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND PLAYS THE DISNEY LOGO THEME.</character>
    <dialogue>ONCE IT ENDS...</dialogue>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Alright! Let's try something else. Uh...from the top. Ready? One, two, three...</dialogue>
    <character>INT. MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>JOE GARDNER, a passionate, well-dressed middle-aged man, conducts an off-key middle school band. It's painfully bad.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>One, two, three, four! Stay on the beat! Two, three four--that's a C Sharp, horns!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A TROMBONIST loses his trombone end, which lands on the floor with a CLANK. A TRUMPETER uses his horn to vacuum up M&amp;Ms from the floor. CALEB, a saxophonist, pretends to play while actually on his iPHONE.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Two, three, I see you, Caleb!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Startled, Caleb tosses the phone into a neighboring student's sax.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to another student)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Rachel, now you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Rachel lies across a few chairs.</scene_description>
    <character>RACHEL</character>
    <dialogue>Forgot my sax, Mr. G.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, she forgot her sax! Aaand now- - aaaaall you, Connie. Go for it!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe then motions to CONNIE, a Chinese American girl holding a trombone. She's his last hope. Connie plays her solo, strong and passionate. Joe smiles. But some of the other kids start giggling, and Connie's confidence (and playing) suddenly wilts. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CALEB</character>
    <dialogue>Way to go!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe taps his music stand.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The kids quiet down.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So Connie got lost in it. That's a good thing!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Connie stews in her seat, embarrassed, as Joe addresses the class.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look, I remember one time... my dad took me to this jazz club, and that's the last place that I wanted to be.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe walks to the piano and starts playing while he explains:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>But then I see this guy. And he's playing these chords with fourths on it and then, with the minor. Whooo! Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... it's like he's singing. And I swear, the next thing I know... it's like he he floats off the stage. That guy was lost in the music. He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe finishes with a beautiful, dreamy flourish. The class is captivated with his music.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And I wanted to learn how to talk like that. That's when I knew. I was born to play.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie?</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm twelve.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A KNOCK on the classroom door interrupts. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'll be right back. Practice your scales.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER</character>
    <dialogue>Joe pops into the hall to speak with PRINCIPAL ARROYO as bad scales emanate from the classroom behind him.</dialogue>
    <character>PRINCIPAL ARROYO</character>
    <dialogue>Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Heh heh, you're doing my ears a favor.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A STUDENT exits the class doorway behind Joe:</scene_description>
    <character>CALEB</character>
    <dialogue>Hey!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Not you, though. You're good.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>When the student leaves:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(whispering)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>He's not.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Principal CHUCKLES.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?</dialogue>
    <character>PRINCIPAL ARROYO</character>
    <dialogue>I wanted to deliver the good news personally!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She hands Joe a letter:</scene_description>
    <character>PRINCIPAL ARROYO</character>
    <dialogue>No more part-time for you. You're now our full-time band teacher! Job security. Medical insurance. Pension.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wow. That's...great.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>PRINCIPAL ARROYO</character>
    <dialogue>Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Thanks.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe forces a smile. He reenters the classroom and sadly looks at the wall, covered with photos of jazz greats.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. LIBBA'S TAILOR SHOP.</character>
    <dialogue>A busy tailor shop bustling with activity. LIBBA, Joe's mother, hems a dress on a CUSTOMER.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Libba's assistants, MELBA and LULU, work away at sewing machines.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe is folding his laundry, poorly.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>After all these years, my prayers have been answered! A full-time job!</dialogue>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Wonderful, wonderful!</dialogue>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>Workin' man, comin' through!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah. But mom I...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe rolls each piece of clothing and places it in the basket.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>You're going to tell them yes, right?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Don't worry Mom, I got a plan.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>You always got a plan.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She begins poking the customer with pins as she talks.</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <dialogue>Ow!</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Maybe you need to have a backup plan too...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <dialogue>Ow-ow!</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>...for when your plan falls through.</dialogue>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>A back up plan never hurt.</dialogue>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Mmmhmm.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hm.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Joey. We didn't struggle giving you an education so you could be a middle-aged man washing your underwear in my shop.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Libba holds up an pair embarrassing underwear from Joe's laundry basket.</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>Mm, Mmm, Mmm.</dialogue>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <dialogue>(at sight of underwear)</dialogue>
    <scene_description>walkin' around with a hole in his pants... Lulu grabs the undies and checks them out, shaking her head.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah, but-</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe snatches the underwear and throws them back into his basket.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>With this job, you'll be able to put that dead-end gigging behind you. And Lord knows, we need more teachers in this world. And just think, playing music will finally be your real career!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe can see this is a losing battle.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>So, you're going to tell them yes, right?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe is about to protest... ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <parenthetical>(pleading)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Please, say yes.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>...but instead closes his mouth.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah. Definitely.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Good.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>BZZZ! Joe's phone rings. He fishes it out and answers.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hello?</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>How you been, Mr. G? Uh, It's Curley. Lamont, Lamont Baker.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe turns away from Libba as she tends to the customer.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey! Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. Uh listen, you can call me Joe now, Curley. I'm not your teacher anymore.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Okay Mr. Gardner. Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet and we're kicking off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Dorothea Williams?! Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man! Wow, I would die a happy man if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Well, this could be your lucky day!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREET. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe SPRINTS DOWN THE STREET, weaving between NEW YORKERS. He comes up to a brick building -- the renowned HALF NOTE jazz club.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HALF NOTE -- ENTRY HALL.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe catches his breath as he walks down the stairs. Photos of jazz greats line the wall. He gazes at them, taking off his hat in reverence.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Deep in the club we hear a jazz band WARMING UP.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>CURLEY BAKER, a burley drummer in his 20s, meets Joe.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Woo, there he is!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, Curley.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'll bet.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>I'm glad you made it. My boy Bishop said he sat in on with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. Said you were great.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Well... you know, for a coffee shop.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They enter the small club -- a low-lit New York treasure filled with mood and history. Warming up on stage with her sax is DOROTHEA WILLIAMS, the regal, no-nonsense leader of the Dorothea Williams Quartet. Joe looks on in amazement as she plays. It's effortless and tight. They respectfully wait for an opening.</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Hey Dorothea, this is the cat I was telling you about. My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Call me Joe, Dorothea. I mean, um... Ms. Williams. It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She's not impressed. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Joe is Ray Gardner's son.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Still not impressed.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>So we're down to middle school band teachers now.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe doesn't know what to say. Finally, Dorothea rises from her chair.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Get on up here, Teach. We ain't got all day.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe barely sits down at the piano when Dorothea starts playing. The bassist, MIHO AKAGI, and drummer (Curley) join without missing a beat.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(confused)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>What...what are we playing--?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dorothea doesn't answer. Joe misses a few beats but jumps into the music, trying to keep up and figure out where the music is going. He finally eases into the tune when Dorothea stops playing and points to him -- a signal for Joe to solo. She looks off stage and listens. Joe takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and concentrates on the keys. The music flows into an incredible solo. The room slips away as Joe goes into the zone, a place we'll come to know as the Astral Plane. He finally comes out of his trance, and looks up to see the band has stopped playing. Everyone is staring at him.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Uh, sorry. I zoned out a little back there. Heh.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe thinks he's doomed. Dorothea just stares. Finally:</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Joe Gardner, where have you been?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I've been uh...teaching...middle school band, but on weekends I--</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>You got a suit?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I...!</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. Back here tonight. First show's at 9. Soundcheck's at 7. We'll see how you do.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She walks offstage.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. THE HALF NOTE.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe explodes out of the club.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>YES! WHOO HOO!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(at the sky)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>You see that, Dad! That's what I'm talking about!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A MAN passes by with a stroller. Joe runs up to him, pointing up at the Half Note marquee.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look up, look up! You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! HA HA!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe dances around him and heads down the street. CUT TO: Joe turns the corner, still on his cell phone:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You're never gonna believe what just happened! I did it. I got the gig! Yes!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREETS - CONTINUOUS.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe is on his phone, spreading the good news, oblivious to the city around him.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I know! I know! Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>CONSTRUCTION SITE.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe walks right under a huge pallet of bricks as it's lifted into the air. A bunch of bricks fall, just missing him.</dialogue>
    <character>CONSTRUCTION WORKER</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, pal! You're gonna get hurt!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Joe doesn't hear her. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BUSY INTERSECTION.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe absently steps into traffic.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just don't tell my mom about this, okay?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A huge bus misses him by inches. He doesn't notice. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>OUTSIDE VARIOUS STOREFRONTS.</character>
    <dialogue>Still oblivious, Joe walks through a sidewalk littered with split banana peels, then through a pile of overturned nails. Amazingly, he avoids disaster while on his phone:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Forget class. I'm in a different class. I'm in a Dorothea Williams class buddy. You know what I'm saying?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>STREET CORNER.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe turns a corner, phone still to his ear. He nearly runs into an old man with an ANGRY DOG. The dog lunges at Joe, BARKING:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Whoa, whoa, sorry!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Joe turns on his heel to avoid the dog. He starts walking into the middle of the street. A motorcycle narrowly misses him. WHEW! That was close. Confident he missed death, he takes a step forward... and falls right into a manhole.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>AAHHHHH!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. LIMBO -- SLIDEWALK.</character>
    <dialogue>OOF! Joe lands with a THUD on a moving slidewalk, akin to those in airports.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He's now a LUMINOUS SOUL.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe looks into the darkness, then notices his hands and feet are different, glowing.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What the--?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He looks around, confused.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hello? Hello!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He looks to where the slidewalk is headed: A GIANT WHITE LIGHT in the near distance -- THE GREAT BEYOND!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What the--?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He turns and walks the other way. But the sliding walkway counteracts Joe, causing him to walk in place. He looks behind him. The Great Beyond is still there. Joe GASPS, turns and runs.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, hey, hey! Hello!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>In the distance he sees three figures standing on the slidewalk. Joe runs to them.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hello!</dialogue>
    <character>GEREL</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, what's your name, honey?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. Look, I'm not supposed to be here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The others look at each other.</scene_description>
    <character>GEREL</character>
    <dialogue>Ah, it must have been sudden for you.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(approaching Joe)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>You see Joe, I'm 106 years old. Been waiting a long time for this.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>For what?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She points ahead.</scene_description>
    <character>GEREL</character>
    <dialogue>The Great Beyond.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>The Great Beyond!? As in, as in beyond... life!?</dialogue>
    <character>AMIR</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's DEATH right there!</dialogue>
    <character>MIALI</character>
    <parenthetical>(subtitled)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>This beats my dream about the walrus.</dialogue>
    <character>GEREL</character>
    <dialogue>Exciting, isn't it!?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No! No, no, no! Listen, I have a gig tonight! I can't die now!</dialogue>
    <character>AMIR</character>
    <dialogue>Well, I really don't think you have a lot to say about this.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yes! Yes, I do. I'm not dying the VERY day I got my shot. I'm due! Heck, I'm OVER-due! Nah ah. I'm outta here.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe walks away from them. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>GEREL</character>
    <dialogue>I don't think you're supposed to go that way.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Joe keeps walking, against the slidewalk's flow.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>This can't happen. I'm NOT dying today. Not when my life just started!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He turns to see where the three other souls went. The slidewalk climbs up into the distance, into the white maw of the Great Beyond. The trio of souls ascend into it, then disappear with a crackle -- FLZZZT! Joe freaks:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What was that! Wait!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He bolts, running desperately against the slidewalk's flow.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm not finished! I GOTTA GET BACK! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! I'M NOT DONE! I'M NOT DONE!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He comes to another soul, WINSTON, strangely disinterested.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>RUN!!! WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING??</dialogue>
    <character>WINSTON</character>
    <dialogue>Idonknow...</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What is wrong with you people?!</dialogue>
    <character>WINSTON</character>
    <parenthetical>(shrugs)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Idonknow...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe keeps running. He passes another soul, JANG-MI:</scene_description>
    <character>JANG-MI</character>
    <parenthetical>(in Korean)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Where are my pants?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe runs into a crowd of souls. Some are blissfully aware and unaware, some freaking out in their own way, and in other languages. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'M NOT DONE!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Panicked, Joe tries PUSHING through them.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ahh!! Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. Sorry! Sorry! Excuse me! Help! I'm not done! I gotta get back!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Finally, Joe jumps onto their heads and runs. But the Great Beyond grows even closer. Finally he tries launching himself off the slidewalk completely. But he SMACKS against a cellophane-like barrier. Just in front, souls are being zapped into the Great Beyond by the handfuls. It's nearly his turn! Joe CLAWS at the barrier, screaming, desperate! Finally he RIPS through it and falls...</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. THE GREAT BEFORE.</character>
    <dialogue>A portal opens, dropping Joe in what appears to be tall grass. He watches as the portal closes above him.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He slowly gets up and looks around another world. Beautiful buildings, Elysian fields and glowing crowds of strange, fuzzy beings -- NEW SOULS.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>A rambunctious group of them are gathered around a COUNSELOR, a taller, ethereal being that looks vaguely human.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>The Counselor spots Joe. He quickly ducks down.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>But too late.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>One of the new souls finds him and pokes his face, laughing. Joe pushes it away, but other new souls arrive, surrounding him. One BITES him.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ow!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor, JERRY, appears as the new souls toss Joe into the air happily.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Now, now, everyone let's give the Mentor some room.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <parenthetical>(to Joe)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Sorry -- new souls.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But the souls continue to crowd Joe. One pulls at his mouth.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>37, that's enough. Hey everyone, look here! Quiet coyote! Shh! Quiet coyote!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Like a kindergarten teacher, Counselor Jerry holds up two fingers. Immediately the other souls mimic her and quiet down.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Who are you?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>I am the coming together of all quantized fields of the universe, appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wha?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>You can call me Jerry.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Jerry. Okay. Hey, is this heaven?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Ha ha, no!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(cautious)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Is it... H-E-double hockey sticks?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A new soul pops up over Joe's shoulder.</scene_description>
    <character>NEW SOUL</character>
    <dialogue>Hell!</dialogue>
    <character>NEW SOULS</character>
    <dialogue>Hell! Hell! Hell!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Shhh. Quiet coyote!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Joe)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>It's easy to get turned around. This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>The Great Before?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, we call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe takes in the odd surroundings, filled with playful new souls.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Does this mean I'm... dead?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Not yet. Your body's in a holding pattern. It's complicated. I'll get you back to your group.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Jerry mutates into a bizarre, four-legged bus. The Counselor scoops up Joe with a giant hand, setting him in a chair on top.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Come on, little souls! Get on up here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor gathers the other souls and carries them through the strange campus. The impressionable new souls are still infatuated with Joe even as he tries to process his surroundings.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Welcome to the You Seminar! You are in for a treat!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. LIMBO -- ABOVE THE SLIDEWALK.</character>
    <dialogue>Meanwhile, a pair of Counselors are watching the deceased souls pour from the slidewalk into The Great Beyond.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>While one Counselor is another Jerry, the other is shorter, angrier, and holds a huge ABACUS. The Counselor uses it with lightening precision to count every soul that enters the white light. This is TERRY, the accountant.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Suddenly, Terry stops counting.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Hmm. That's weird.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY E</character>
    <dialogue>What is it?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>The count's off.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY E</character>
    <dialogue>Excuse me?</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>There's a soul missing. The count's OFF.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY E</character>
    <dialogue>Huh.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>Jerry (in bus form) continues to walk Joe and the new souls across campus.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. You four. In you go!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The new souls zoom into a glistening Personality Pavilion. They emerge from the other side, now excited.</scene_description>
    <character>NEW SOULS</character>
    <dialogue>Woohooo!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The new souls enter another pavilion, emerging aloof.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>W-wait a minute. This is where personalities come from?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Of course! Do you think people are just born with them?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So uh... how do they get to Earth then?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Well, they use the Earth Portal.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Jerry points. In the distance Joe sees a large, circular hole in the ground. Through it, Earth beckons! At the portal's edge new souls jump to Earth. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Once they get a complete personality of course...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Joe is gone.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Hello? Hello?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>ELSEWHERE -- Joe sprints towards the portal. All around him new souls jump to Earth below as Mentors cheer them on.</scene_description>
    <character>MENTORS</character>
    <dialogue>Congratulations! You're going to have a great life!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe JUMPS! He free-falls along with several new souls toward the beautiful globe below, LAUGHING and CHEERING at the thrill ride. But as the new souls continue down towards the Earth and disappear, Joe bounces off a weird, invisible barrier. He careens through space and is delivered right back to the You Seminar. Joe tries to jump again. And again! Frustrated, he grabs a new soul and jumps with them, hoping to sneak into Earth behind it. But Joe is again spit back into the You Seminar. Finally, he just stares down at the Earth, frustrated. Counselor Jerry finds him.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>You sure get lost a lot!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. MENTOR ORIENTATION TABLE.</character>
    <dialogue>Jerry brings Joe to where a group of older souls like him are gathered around a table, looking for their pre-printed name tag. These are MENTORS.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Another Counselor Jerry gives instructions:</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY D</character>
    <dialogue>All righty, mentors. Just find your name here...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor ushering Joe steps forward.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Hello Jerry! Got a lost mentor for you.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY D</character>
    <dialogue>Thanks, Jerry.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Uh look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>I understand. Mentoring isn't for everyone. You're more than welcome to opt out.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor opens a portal straight to The Great Beyond!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ah! Actually, on second thought, you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe quickly grabs any name tag from the table and follows the group.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY D</character>
    <dialogue>Thanks, Jerry.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Joe)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Head right on over there to Jerry.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor points to another Jerry, this one in the form of a large theater.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY F</character>
    <dialogue>Thank you, Jerry.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Is everyone here named Jerry?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The first Counselor watches Joe leave.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Good luck!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry the Accountant appears out of a portal.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Jerry, we've got a problem!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Oh hello there, Terry.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>The count's off!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <parenthetical>(chuckling)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I seriously doubt that. The count hasn't been off in centuries.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry produces the large abacus, using it to make her point:</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 1.75 souls per second. And I count every single one of 'em.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Yep. I'm aware.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. I'm the accountant.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, don't we everyone?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The other Counselors somewhat agree.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. You blinked five times since I started talking.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(the Counselor blinks)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Six.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Right! Since accounting is your job, why don't you figure out the problem.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Maybe I will.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Wonderful!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor vanishes. Terry angrily stalks off to: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. THE HALL OF RECORDS.</character>
    <dialogue>Terry arrives in the Hall of Records. She's greeted by another Jerry.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Hello again, Terry!</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Don't play dumb with me.</dialogue>
    <character>IN A LARGE FILE ROOM --</character>
    <dialogue>Terry opens the first file cabinet, cracks her fingers and gets ready.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Okay. Here we go. "A."</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry flips through the files, her fingers almost moving too fast for the eye to see. At this rate, it seems like it won't take her very long. However, an epic PULL OUT reveals that the file cabinets stretch on endlessly, vanishing into the horizon. This is going to take a while.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. MENTOR ORIENTATION THEATER.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe steps into the theater as an instructional video begins. Other Mentors watch from stadium seats.</dialogue>
    <character>ON THE SCREEN --</character>
    <dialogue>In a scratchy, well-worn corporate video, a Counselor explains:</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY C</character>
    <dialogue>Hello there, Mentors! I'm Jerry, a Counselor here at the You Seminar. You don't remember it, but you've been here before! But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth is one of the great gifts of the universe.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe finds a seat and watches:</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY C</character>
    <dialogue>Here at the You Seminar, all new souls are given unique and individual personalities.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL NEW SOULS testify to the camera, while holding up their Personality Profiles - a badge filled with circular icons identifying which Personality Pavilions they've visited. On each badge one circle is still empty.</scene_description>
    <character>NEW SOUL 1</character>
    <dialogue>I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant.</dialogue>
    <character>NEW SOUL 2</character>
    <dialogue>I'm an irritable wall flower who's dangerously curious.</dialogue>
    <character>NEW SOUL 3</character>
    <dialogue>I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Oh ho! This one might be a handful! But that's Earth's problem.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe takes this all in.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>You'll notice these souls are all missing something.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor points to the last empty circle on a soul's unfinished badge.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>What goes in this spot? Well, these souls need their Spark. And that's where YOU come in!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>THE HALL OF EVERYTHING.</character>
    <dialogue>The video continues by showcasing an immense space filled with everything on Earth.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Maybe you will find their Spark in the Hall of Everything, where literally anything on Earth could inspire!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>We see a NEW SOUL shoot an arrow from a bow and become inspired. Their last box fills in with their Spark and the badge turns into an Earth Pass. CUT TO: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>THE HALL OF YOU.</character>
    <dialogue>A MENTOR ushers a NEW SOUL around a museum featuring moments from the mentor's extraordinary life.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Or perhaps you'll prefer the "Hall of You," featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The new soul's badge becomes an Earth Pass. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK IN THE THEATER:</character>
    <dialogue>Joe's eyes go wide as he gets an idea.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY</character>
    <dialogue>And just what is this Spark? Well as mentors, you've already learned that...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Joe isn't listening. Instead, he imagines his plan: CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE'S DAYDREAM.</character>
    <dialogue>In the HALL OF EVERYTHING, Joe plays a lively tune on a piano for a new soul. In no time, the soul is inspired and its badge turns into an Earth Pass! Joe smiles, not surprised.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Without a thought, Joe YANKS the Earth Pass away, tosses the new soul into the piano, and jumps straight to Earth.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>BACK IN NEW YORK, he lands back in his stricken body. It jolts back to life. Joe launches out of the manhole, runs straight to his performance with Dorothea Williams, and receives the applause of the entire city.</dialogue>
    <character>BACK IN THE THEATER:</character>
    <dialogue>As the video ends, Joe smiles assuredly.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>I know you're all excited to get to work, so good luck finding the Spark!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Find the Spark!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The lights come on. Another Counselor steps onto the stage.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Wow, that was informative. Now it's time for my favorite part of the program: matching you Mentors with your Soul Mates!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A group of giggling NEW SOULS make their way towards the stage as the Counselor looks into the audience of Mentors.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Our first Mentor is Maria Martinez! Maria, come on down!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Polite applause as MARIA steps on stage.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Maria was a rare disease specialist from the University of Mexico.</dialogue>
    <character>ON THE SCREEN --</character>
    <dialogue>In a DOCTOR'S OFFICE -- The human form of DR. mARIA mARTINEZ successfully treats a PATIENT.</dialogue>
    <character>PATIENT</character>
    <dialogue>I'm cured!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The other Mentors APPLAUD, impressed.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>She'll be matched with, one of my favorites, soul number 108 billion, 210 million, 121 thousand, four hundred and 15.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The adorable and cute NEW SOUL steps on stage. The new soul and Maria embrace, giggle, and walk off hand in hand.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Congratulations! Off you go! Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Immediate APPLAUSE. Everyone looks at Joe. He's confused, until he reads his name tag: Dr. Börgensson. Joe rushes up on stage. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Dr. Börgensson is a world renown child psychologist who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize!</dialogue>
    <character>ON THE SCREEN --</character>
    <dialogue>In a PYSCHOLOGIST'S OFFICE, GRETA, a troubled teenager, looks at a Rorschach blot held up by a very different looking DR. BÖRGENSSON.</dialogue>
    <character>GRETA</character>
    <dialogue>I see pain, death, destruction!</dialogue>
    <character>DR. BÖRGENSSON</character>
    <dialogue>Hmmm. How about now?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He flips it the other way.</scene_description>
    <character>GRETA</character>
    <dialogue>A pretty butterfly.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The audience of Mentors are extremely impressed. Joe forces a smile.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number...22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A spotlight shines on an empty spot.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <parenthetical>(annoyed)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Oh we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Impossibly, the Counselor descends into the floor, into another dimension. As Joe watches the empty stage he hears:</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>22, you come out of this dimension right now!</dialogue>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>How many times do I have to tell you, I don't wanna go to Earth!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Stop fighting this, 22. You will go to Earth and have a life!</dialogue>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Make me!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL OFF-SCREEN we hear the sounds of RUNNING and GRABBING. Something BREAKS. Finally, Jerry's upper half emerges from the other dimension, wrestling with a soul who doesn't want to come out.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln and Mother Theresa.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Finally, Jerry yanks 22 out of the dimension. 22 struggles in the Counselor's arms like a wildcat. HA HA! I made her cry!</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Ignore that.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Put me down! Hey! Quit it!</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>We're TRULY glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor struggles to hold 22 who melts in his arms like a belligerent toddler. 22 glares at Joe: I'm gonna make you wish you'd never died.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Most people wish that, 22.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor "drapes" 22 over Joe. Before he can protest, the Counselor opens a portal and quickly pushes them out.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Off you go! Bye! Bye!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. THE HALL OF YOU.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe tosses 22 off.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Where are we?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Joe gawks at the room they are now in -- it's the Hall of Dr. Börgensson! The museum-like displays are filled with pop-up moments of Dr. Börgensson's illustrious life. Glass-encased exhibits hold artifacts and awards while holograms recreating his greatest successes play on an endless loop. Okay, look I'm sure your life was a- mayzing and you did a-mayzing things but here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna stand in here in silence for a little bit, then we go back out, you say you tried, I go back to not-living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, look-</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Talk all you want, Bjorn. It's not gonna work, anyway. I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>A SERIES OF FLASHBACKS:</character>
    <dialogue>In THE YOU SEMINAR, 22 drives the soul of MOTHER TERESA crazy:</dialogue>
    <character>SOUL MOTHER TERESA</character>
    <dialogue>I have compassion for every soul. Except you. I don't like you.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: In the HALL OF EVERYTHING, COPERNICUS is furious at 22:</scene_description>
    <character>SOUL COPERNICUS</character>
    <dialogue>The world doesn't revolve around YOU, 22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: MUHAMMAD ALI has also had it with 22: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>SOUL MUHAMMAD ALI</character>
    <dialogue>You are the greatest... pain in the BUTT!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: In the HALL OF EVERYTHING, the disembodied head of MARIE ANTIONETTE yells at 22:</scene_description>
    <character>SOUL MARIE ANTOINETTE</character>
    <dialogue>Nobody can help you! NOBODY!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: BACK IN THE HALL OF DR. BÖRGENSSON -- 22 continues, to Joe: Thanks but no thanks, Doc. I already know everything about Earth, and it's not worth the trouble.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Ehh, you know, I'm comfortable up here. I have my routine. I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, and then, like, once a week, they make me come to one of these You Seminars. It's not great but I know what to expect.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look kid. Can I just be honest with you? I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Not a mentor? Ah, ha ha! Reverse psychology! You really are a good shrink doctor. Carl Jung already tried that. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>FLASHBACK:</character>
    <dialogue>At THE YOU SEMINAR, CARL JUNG fights with 22:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>SOUL CARL JUNG</character>
    <dialogue>Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK IN THE HALL OF DR. BÖRGENSSON --</character>
    <dialogue>JOE</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Is there any way to show a different life in this place? A look of suspicion comes over 22's face. 22 brings up a control panel from the ground, takes Joe's hand, and places it flat onto a scanner. All around them, the Dr. Börgensson exhibits vanish. After a flourish of light and sound, 22 and Joe find themselves standing in THE HALL OF JOE. It dawns on 22: Wait, you're really not Bjorn Börgensson? Joe looks around at the space. Dr. Börgensson's awards, citations, and victorious moments have all been replaced with elements of Joe's life.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It's... my life!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The museum displays are comprised of much less inspiring, more underwhelming exhibits. ...umm excuse me. What's going on here? 22 points to a display of Binaca Breath Spray and a bottle of cheap Drakkar Noir cologne. Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Man, who curated this exhibit?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Heh. YOU did. 22 walks over to a PHOTO of a TEENAGE JOE, awkwardly standing behind a keyboard, next to a much hipper THREE-MAN HIP HOP GROUP. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Hahahahahahah! Joe is mortified.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh my goodness, it's Cedric's rap group. Noooo!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe pulls 22 away.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, don't look at that stuff, let's look over here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe leads 22 to a HOLOGRAM -- a YOUNG JOE is being dragged into the HALF NOTE JAZZ CLUB by his dad, RAY GARDNER.</scene_description>
    <character>YOUNG JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Dad, I don't wanna go! I don't like jazz!</dialogue>
    <character>RAY</character>
    <dialogue>Black improvisational music. It's one of our great contributions to American culture. At least give it a chance, Joey!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe and 22 watch as Ray brings Young Joe into the club, where a PIANIST is jamming with his BAND. Young Joe locks in on the pianist as Joe explains to 22:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>This is where it all started. This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>We see Young Joe enthralled by the pianist's playing.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Listen to that! See the tune is just the starting point, y'get me? The music is just an excuse to bring out the YOU.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe leads 22 through more of his life.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>THAT's why I became a jazz musician!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But they walk up to a HOLOGRAM of Joe auditioning for an unimpressed CLUB OWNER. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CLUB OWNER 1</character>
    <dialogue>It's not what we're looking for.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Confused, Joe walks away as 22 trails him.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wait. That's not how I remember it going down. I mean I...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But they come across more rejection holograms from other CLUB OWNERS:</scene_description>
    <character>CLUB OWNER 2</character>
    <dialogue>Come back when you have something.</dialogue>
    <character>CLUB OWNER 3</character>
    <dialogue>Sorry, Joe.</dialogue>
    <character>CLUB OWNER 4</character>
    <dialogue>We're looking for something different.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They keep walking through Joe's life, past holograms of Joe teaching middle school kids, sitting alone in a diner, waiting for a subway. A pathetic monument depicts him washing clothes at the laundromat. Joe is stunned.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>My life was meaningless.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Finally, they come to a hologram of Joe in a hospital bed, unconscious after the fall. This is the current state of his body -- still alive, but soulless. It's a sad end to what appears to be a depressing life. But as Joe regards this, he becomes determined:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No. No no no! I will not accept this!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Kid, give me that badge. I'm going back to my body.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oh yeah. Sure. Here. 22 removes the badge and hands it to Joe. But it vanishes and returns onto 22. The soul removes it again and tosses it into the distance. Again, it returns. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 shreds it into pieces, even lights it on fire. But it always materializes back onto the soul. Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Well what if I help you turn that into an Earth Pass? Will you give it to me then?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Wait! I've never thought of that! I'd get to skip life. So yes! But we've gotta get this thing to change first, and I've never been able to get it to change.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on! I know all about Sparks, because mine is piano!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 follows Joe through the Hall. They find what he's looking for: a HOLOGRAM of Joe's playing piano for Dorothea Williams - - the moment that was supposed to change his life. Joe looks at 22's badge, assured it will work. But still no Spark, the circle remains empty.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Really? Nothing at all?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Meh. It's just... music. I don't like music sounds. It feels like a little too much.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Well I am not going out like this. Where's that Hall of Everything?</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>The HALL OF EVERYTHING looms in the distance. Joe and 22 walk toward it, passing the Earth Portal. Joe leans to Earth:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'll be right back.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>By the way, why do you sound like a middle aged white lady?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I don't. This is all an illusion.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Huh?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>This whole place is a hypothetical. 22's voice changes:</scene_description>
    <character>OLD MAN</character>
    <dialogue>I could sound like THIS if I wanted to...</dialogue>
    <character>YOUNG GIRL</character>
    <dialogue>Or sound like THIS instead.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I could even sound like YOU. 22 changes into an exact replica of Joe: (in Joe's voice) Life is so unfair! I don't wanna die! Somebody call the wahhhhhh- mbulance! Wahhhhh! 22 switches back: I just use this voice because it annoys people.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It's very effective.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A ball of new souls rolls past and smacks into a pavilion, which tips over and CRASHES on top of them. Don't worry, they're fine. You can't crush a soul here. That's what life on Earth is for. Joe shoots her a look.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Mm hm. Very witty.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HALL OF EVERYTHING</character>
    <dialogue>The Hall is gigantic. Everything on Earth is in here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Ok. Here we are. This is the Hall of Everything. Amazed, Joe looks around at all of the activity. New souls are everywhere trying out different tasks from fishing to soccer to photography to basketball. We see some badges turn into Earth Passes. A SOCCER BALL rolls up to Joe's feet. He kicks it, and it flies over to a new soul standing next to its Mentor. The ball hits it's head and the new soul's badge changes to an Earth Pass. So where do you wanna start? Joe looks around the enormous room, filled with literally everything on Earth. He grabs 22 and pulls the soul towards a French bakery.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. FRENCH BAKERY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe and 22 tour the aisles, loaded with every sort of delicious, baked item imaginable.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Croissants, cakes!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe pulls out a steamy slice of pizza.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Baking could be your Spark!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yeah! But um, I don't get it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just smell it!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Can't. And neither can you. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wha--?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe sniffs it, gets nothing.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(confused)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>You're right, I can't smell--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe eats the pizza, but it comes out his bottom end, still fully formed.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>We can't taste, either!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>All that stuff is in your body. 22 eats a whole slice of pizza. It comes out the other end, still perfect.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No smell, no taste.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Or touch. 22 slaps him. See? 22 slaps him a second time. And a third. And a fourth, etc. Finally, Joe stops it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, I get it! Moving on.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. HALL OF INTERESTS -- FIRE FIGHTING AREA.</character>
    <dialogue>22 tries putting out a burning building as a fire fighter.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Isn't this exciting?</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(entranced)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>The fire is so pretty. I kinda wanna let it spread--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe quickly cancels the idea: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Nope!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. HALL OF INTERESTS -- ART STUDIO.</character>
    <dialogue>22 tries painting a portrait of Joe, but gives up:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Hands are hard!</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HALL OF INTERESTS -- LIBRARY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe walk through the stacks.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>How 'bout a librarian? They're cool!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yes, amazing! Who wouldn't like working in a thankless job you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look, obviously this isn't--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Shhhh!! Oh yeah, that's good. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN A LABORATORY --</character>
    <dialogue>22 tries to be a scientist. The experiment explodes but 22 shrugs, uninterested.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Meh. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN A GYMNASIUM --</character>
    <dialogue>22 tries being an Olympic gymnast, completing an impressive dismount off the beam. But no Spark:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Meh. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE OVAL OFFICE --</character>
    <dialogue>As President, 22 signs a bill into law. But is still unimpressed:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Meh. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE AIR-AND-SPACE DEPARTMENT --</character>
    <dialogue>An massive rocket lifts off with 22 and Joe inside, filling the Hall with smoke. But yet again:</dialogue>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Meh.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Ughh!!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR -- OUTSIDE THE HALL OF EVERYTHING.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe leave the Hall. Joe is more annoyed than ever. 22 is simply bored.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Well, I think that's... everything.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Sorry.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You told me you'd try!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I did! I'm telling the truth. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. Unlike Abraham Lincoln... CUT TO: FLASHBACK -- to 22 talking to her mentor, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL You're really okay being on a penny?</scene_description>
    <character>LINCOLN</character>
    <dialogue>Of course! It's an honor.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay, but... they put Andrew Jackson on the twenty. Lincoln angrily explodes, throwing his hat on the ground:</scene_description>
    <character>LINCOLN</character>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Well what else can we do then? Because we're running out of time!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You know time's really not a thing here.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Time's up!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A Counselor appears.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Nice try, Bjorn. But no need to feel bad. 22 can be a bit of a challenge.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Jerry pats 22 on the head. Even though I can't feel it please don't touch me. Ignoring 22, the Counselor opens a portal to the Great Beyond for Joe: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>So let's get you to the Great Beyond.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Umm, wait! We forgot to try...uh breakdancer! Yeah, I think that's gonna be my thing. Popping and locking. Windmills. Settling my disputes with dance. Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancing? Please, Jerry? You look really good today, Jerry.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, ok. I've never seen 22 this enthused. Good for you, Dr. Börgennson!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 waits for the Counselor to disappear before saying: Run! 22 takes off! Joe follows. She runs to an opened cardboard box. In here!</scene_description>
    <character>INT. CLUBHOUSE.</character>
    <dialogue>They emerge inside 22's secret clubhouse, filled with a collection of random items from Earth. Joe looks around in amazement at all the stuff.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Against one wall are thousands of name tags -- all former Mentors of 22.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>22 opens a cabinet under a bathroom sink, revealing a mysterious shaft.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Here it is!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Where does it lead?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Hey, you ask too many questions. How 'bout you zip it for a minute, m'kay? ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And we're going there why?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Because I know a guy there. A guy who can help. A guy like YOU.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Like me? As in, alive?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 nods.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wait. Are you actually helping me?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe. I have been here for who knows how long, and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. And then you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. And you're working so hard to get back to it. Why? I mean this I gotta see!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, let's go.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They crawl inside the shaft.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. ASTRAL PLANE.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe and 22 step onto the Astral Plane. Joe looks around at the bizarre, amazing landscape.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>The glitter-like dust below their feet rises and lowers gently, like waves on an ocean.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Suspended above them are countless SOULS engrossed in tasks like playing an instrument, writing, swimming, etc. All are in the zone.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe is in awe.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What IS this place?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You know how when you humans are really into something and it feels like you're in another place? Feels like you're in the zone, right? ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Well, THIS is the zone! It's the space between the physical and spiritual. Joe gets closer to a soul -- a MUSICIAN deep in the music.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wait a minute! I was here! Today during my audition! This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Not just musicians. Watch this. 22 picks up some astral dust, packs it into a snowball, and chunks it at an ACTRESS performing Shakespeare, hitting her square in the face. The soul "wakes up." SMASH CUT TO: IN A THEATER -- the same ACTRESS, playing Juliet, orates from a balcony.</scene_description>
    <character>JULIET</character>
    <dialogue>Ay me! O' Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She suddenly "wakes up" from the zone, confused:</scene_description>
    <character>JULIET</character>
    <dialogue>Line!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: IN A TATTOO PARLOR -- an ARTIST is working on a CLIENT when 22 also "wakes" her from the zone. This causes a unfortunate SCRATCH across the client's back with the tattoo needle:</scene_description>
    <character>TATTOO ARTIST</character>
    <dialogue>Oops.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK ON THE ASTRAL PLANE:</character>
    <dialogue>22 stands near a NEW YORK KNICKS BASKETBALL PLAYER in the zone, dribbling in for the dunk.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Check this out. I've been messing with this team for decades. 22 throws another snowball, hitting the player just as he sails through the air. SMASH CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>INT. BASKETBALL ARENA.</character>
    <dialogue>The KNICKS PLAYER "wakes up" in mid-dunk. The ball slams onto the rim as he crumbles to the hardwood. The crowd BOOS.</dialogue>
    <character>ANNOUNCER (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>And the Knicks lose ANOTHER one!</dialogue>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>JOE</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Alright, alright. Where's this guy you know? I gotta get back to my gig. Okay, okay. He's usually down here. In the distance they see STRANGE, MONSTROUS BEASTS mumbling unintelligibly. These are LOST SOULS.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What is that!?</dialogue>
    <character>SHHH!</character>
    <dialogue>But too late. One CREATURE spots Joe and 22 and runs at them.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ahhh!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Run! The creature is nearly on them when suddenly a long LASSO twirls around the beast, bringing it to the ground. Joe and 22 stand frozen, unsure what to make of this. DING DING! They see the rope is attached to a massive GALLEY SHIP with TYE-DIED SAILS blaring Bob Dylan music. It "sails" towards them through the astral dust. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL An anchor is flung over the side, nearly hitting them. Aboard the ship a long-haired, eccentric captain looks down at them. This is MOONWIND. A gangblank is dropped. He bounds down it to greet them:</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Ah! Ahoy there fellow Astral Travelers! Good to see you again, 22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind! How are ya?</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>On the brink of madness, thanks for asking!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Hey, got a request for ya. 22 nudges Joe forward.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Uh yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. Can you help me?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>That's what we do! We are the Mystics Without Borders, devoted to helping the Lost Souls of Earth find their way! I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He introduces his MYSTIC CREW, now coming down the gangplank:</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>These weirdos are going to help me get back?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Just wait. Dancerstar unwraps the now calm Lost Soul from the net.</scene_description>
    <character>DANCERSTAR</character>
    <dialogue>Let's get this lost soul back home.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL The Mystics seat the Lost Soul down and begin dancing and chanting around it. The Lost Soul continues to MUMBLE in incoherently.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Poor fellow. Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, leaving them lost and disconnected from life. And this is the result.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Looks like another Hedge Fund Manager.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>As the Mystics continue the ceremony, the monstrous Lost Soul transforms into the soul of a HEDGE FUND MANAGER. The mumbling turns out to be:</scene_description>
    <character>HEDGE FUND MANAGER</character>
    <dialogue>Make a trade... Make a trade...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He looks around as if woken from a nightmare.</scene_description>
    <character>DANCERSTAR</character>
    <dialogue>Now to reconnect to your body on Earth.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dreamerwind takes a walking stick and draws a circle in the dust. The dust falls away, revealing a portal to a trading floor. Through it they see the Hedge Fund Manager's human form surrounded by computers, working a soulless job. The soul recognizes himself:</scene_description>
    <character>HEDGE FUND MANAGER</character>
    <dialogue>Whoa! That's me. Thank you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The soul jumps through it, landing straight back into his body.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HEDGE FUND MANAGERS'S CORNER OFFICE.</character>
    <dialogue>The Hedge Fund Manager, surrounded by screens dripping with numbers and graphs, "wakes up."</dialogue>
    <character>HEDGE FUND MANAGER</character>
    <dialogue>What am I doing with my life!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Suddenly, he THROWS the screens off his desk and stands up.</scene_description>
    <character>HEDGE FUND MANAGER</character>
    <dialogue>I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! HA HA! It's BEAUTIFUL!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL He happily runs out of the office, knocking away the screens and flipping over the desks of his (former) COLLEAGUES. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>Seeing this excites Joe:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>He got back just like that!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe grabs the walking stick from Dreamerwind and draws another circle.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So this is all I have to do to get back to my body?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But instead of his human body, the Great Beyond appears!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>AAAHHH!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Ahh! Egads, man!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind quickly cover up the hole.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Joe! Are you...dead!?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No! No, no. Well, not yet. Can you help me get back?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... Yes! All aboard!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He leads them up the gangplank.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Anchors away!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. ASTRAL PLANE.</character>
    <dialogue>The ship sails through the sands. Moonwind is at the wheel, as 22 and Joe look on.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL The other Mystics enjoy tea-time on the main deck.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So, if your souls are here, where are your bodies?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Well, on Earth of course!</dialogue>
    <character>WINDSTAR</character>
    <dialogue>My body is in a trance in Palawan.</dialogue>
    <character>DANCERSTAR</character>
    <dialogue>I'm playing the saraswati veena in Tibet.</dialogue>
    <character>DREAMERWIND</character>
    <dialogue>I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to Moonwind)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Mmhmm. Lemme guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Yes... something like that.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREET CORNER.</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind's human body expertly spins a "HOT DEALS" sign on a street corner.</dialogue>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>MOONWIND</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, that's just up from Tony Tony Tonios!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Yes precisely!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>And what about you? I thought you hated Earth.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL I'm not stuck with a body, so I can go whereeeever I want. I'm a No- body. Get it?</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>We Mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They sail past high mountains, deep valleys, and HERDS OF LOST SOULS. Joe looks down at them.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So many of them. Sad.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Lost Souls are not that different from those in the zone.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind points at the souls floating above them.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>We see a floating SOUL WITH A METAL DETECTOR, obsessed in the hunt.</scene_description>
    <character>METAL DETECTOR SOUL</character>
    <parenthetical>(muttering)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Gottafindit, gottafindit, gottafindit, gottafindit...</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>The zone is enjoyable, but when that joy becomes an obsession, one become disconnected from life.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They watch as the soul becomes ENCASED IN ASTRAL DUST, transforming into a Lost Soul. It's muttering becomes garbled and scary.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>For a time I was a Lost Soul myself.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Really?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <parenthetical>(nods)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Tetris.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. ASTRAL PLANE -- THIN SPOT.</character>
    <dialogue>The ship sails into a sunken spot on the Astral Plane and drops anchor.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>There you are! We'll have you back in no time.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Everyone walks down the gangplank onto the astral sand.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind uses the walking stick to draw a large circle in the dust. Dreamerwind hands 22 a tambourine and they start playing various instruments as Moonwind kneels down next to Joe.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Close your eyes. Breathe into your crown chakra.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe tries to focus, but can't concentrate with the bad music.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Do we really need all this?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Yes!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>No pianos, Joe! You must focus!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Imagine silence...</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <character>SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....</character>
    <dialogue>Joe rolls his eyes and gives in.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Now concentrate on where your body is. Listen for cues.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe concentrates. The dust in the circle swirls away, revealing an overhead panorama of New York. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>That's it! You're doing it!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe peeks. The overhead view begins to fall away. Moonwind quickly covers Joe's eyes:</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>No peeking! Maintain your meditative state or you'll break the connection. Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe focuses again. We hear the BEEPING OF A HEART MONITOR.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I hear...a heart monitor. I can smell... hand sanitizer!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Yes! Yes! Good!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I think I can feel my feet!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Hmm. I feel fur...?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HOSPITAL -- JOE'S ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe's body lies in bed. His toes wiggle. His hand is on a THERAPY CAT as a THERAPY CAT LADY and NURSE talk nearby.</dialogue>
    <character>THERAPY CAT LADY</character>
    <dialogue>Did you find a next of kin?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE'S BODY</character>
    <parenthetical>(semi-conscious)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I... feel... fur...</dialogue>
    <character>NURSE</character>
    <dialogue>Did you hear that!?</dialogue>
    <character>THERAPY CAT LADY</character>
    <dialogue>Oh! The therapy cat is working!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO THE ASTRAL PLANE:</character>
    <dialogue>Joe is getting impatient:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Am I close? When can I jump in?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe opens his eyes.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look! There I am!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE HOSPITAL --</character>
    <dialogue>Joe's body mumbles:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(semi-conscious)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>There... I... am...</dialogue>
    <character>NURSE</character>
    <dialogue>His heart rate is increasing. I'll get the doctor.</dialogue>
    <character>CAT LADY</character>
    <dialogue>Mr. Mittens, you stay right there!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK ON THE ASTRAL PLANE:</character>
    <dialogue>Joe is on his feet!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What are we waiting for!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But the portal begins to drop away.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>No! No! Joe! Don't rush this! It's not the right time!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No! It's my time!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind tries to stop Joe, but Joe runs forward. In his haste he plows into 22, knocking them both into the hole. Wait! Not me!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 and Joe disappear through the portal as astral dust swirls back up, covering it. Moonwind and the others stare at the thin spot. Then Moonwind turns and walks away, whistling.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HOSPITAL -- JOE'S ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>POV from Joe, as he opens his eyes and looks around the hospital room.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I did it. I'm back. I'm back! HA HA!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But he looks to see his own body in front of him, lying in the hospital bed. He looks at his hands. They are cat paws.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What the--? No! No! No! NO! I'm in the cat? Wait a minute! If I'm in here, then, then who...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe's body wakes up, sounding like 22: uhhh..oh..wha...</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You're in my body! No no no!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You're in the cat!?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's MY body!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm in a body!! NOOO!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Why are you in my body?!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Blech! It's disgusting!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I don't wanna be in a cat! I hate cats! That Moonwind guy messed this up!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL A DOCTOR, the Nurse and the Therapy Cat Lady enter. JoeCat turns to the Doctor, pleading with her:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Doc, you gotta help me! That's my body but I'm trapped--!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: But as the Doctor, Nurse and the Cat Lady watch, they only hear the cat YOWLING at them:</scene_description>
    <character>CAT</character>
    <dialogue>Meow! MEOW! MEOW!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO: BACK TO JOE'S POV as he realizes:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh no! They can't understand me! They think you're me! You gotta try.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Uh, Ms. Doctor, we have a problem. I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar! But the Doctor hears Joe's voice.</scene_description>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <parenthetical>(confused, to the nurse)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Yes, well that drug doesn't seem to be working at all</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No, you don't understand, I'm not Mr. Gardner--</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>SHHH! They're going to think you're nuts! I mean... that I'm nuts! Ugh. How did this happen!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Then why am I in a cat?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL I don't know! CUT TO: ON THE SLIDEWALK -- the CAT'S SOUL rides the escalator toward the Great Beyond, alongside an assortment of other animals.</scene_description>
    <character>CAT</character>
    <dialogue>Meow?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>The Doctor comes close to 22:</dialogue>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <dialogue>Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? A next of kin or friend?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Tell her no!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Uh... no!</scene_description>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <dialogue>Can you tell me what day it is?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>It's the worst day of my life! I don't want to be here! I hate Earth!</scene_description>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <dialogue>Tell you what, we're going to keep you here for observation. Just for a bit. Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Doctor starts to pick up Joe. But he HISSES at her. The Doctor pulls back.</scene_description>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <dialogue>Okay! Okay!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>You gotta talk to her!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Umm... Ms. Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat-- ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Stop talking!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>So naturally he wants to stay close.</scene_description>
    <character>DOCTOR</character>
    <dialogue>Uhhh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. A lot of it, okay?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>As the leave, the Therapy Cat Lady says:</scene_description>
    <character>CAT LADY</character>
    <dialogue>I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 and Joe are now alone.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ten minutes! We gotta get outta here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No way! I am NOT moving! I can't believe I'm in a body! On this hellish planet! I have bendy meatsticks! I can feel myself feeling myself. AH! Joe SLAPS 22's face with his paws.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey! Focus! Listen to me! We gotta get out of here before they take me away!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Take you away? You're gonna leave me!?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No way. That's my body you're in! Do you think you can walk?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I don't know! I failed Body Test Drive like 436 times.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>But will you try?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 finally nods. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay. Gotta find Moonwind. He can fix this.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe gets up on his feet, looks down at the floor. It seems like a long way down.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm a cat. I can make this.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He jumps, belly-flopping on the linoleum.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HOSPITAL -- HALLWAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe peeks out from the door and down the hall. The coast is clear. He stumbles into the hall, struggling to control his new cat body.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay come on. You're doing great. Keep going. Keep going.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 staggers after him, doing even worse in Joe's body. The two fumble and lurch, banging into everything.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on! They'll be back any minute!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They finally turn a corner. Joe sees the elevator. But the Doctor approaches, looking at a file, unaware. Before she sees them, Joe pushes 22 into another room.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(whispers)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>In here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Doctor passes by outside, oblivious. They rush out and head towards the elevator.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Now push the down button.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 tries, but lacks fine motor control, pressing everything but the elevator call button.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Careful! Those fingers are my livelihood!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Frustrated, Joe jumps into her arms and pushes the elevator button. The doors open. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Now get in.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The rush in.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HOSPITAL -- ELEVATOR.</character>
    <dialogue>The two collapse in the elevator. 22 inspects Joe's glasses, causing a bright spot on the floor. Joe can't stop his cat instincts and tries to pounce on it. He catches himself and sits back down.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay. What'd Moonwind say? Corner of 14th and 7th?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>It's all in this stupid brain of yours.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey! Stay out of there!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oh, relax, there's not much here. Jazz, jazz, jazz, more jazz. Oh and someone named Lisa. Who's that?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Never mind!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. HOSPITAL -- LOBBY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 holds Joe as they emerge from the elevator and into the lobby. They walk toward the frosted glass EXIT doors.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>22 stands in front of the doors. They can hear the MUFFLED SOUNDS of the busy city behind them. 22 tries to gather courage.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I ummm... This is all happening too fast. Let's just take a minute and-- ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on, let's go! They could be here any second!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The doors open and 22 steps out into:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREETS. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>The CACOPHONY of New York is overwhelming to 22 -- a barrage of sight and sound. 22 freezes in fear, but is swept up in a passing CROWD OF PEOPLE.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Ahh!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But it's too much -- A JACKHAMMER! A POLICE WHISTLE! A FIRE TRUCK! 22 panics and freezes.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No no! Don't stop! What are you doing!? This is New York City! You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go GO GO!!!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Insistent, Joe inadvertently SCRATCHES 22.</scene_description>
    <character>AAHHHHHH!</character>
    <dialogue>22 drops Joe and runs across the street! Joe rushes after her, nearly getting hit by traffic. But 22 is gone.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh no. 22! 22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He runs up and down the block, panicking.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!!! Oh no! Oh no! 22! 22!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- DOOR STOOP. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe finally finds 22 hiding in the corner of a sub-level stoop.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22! I didn't know I had claws, okay? Look, I'm sorry, but come on, let's go.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But 22 is overwhelmed. Mm mm. No way. I am staying right here until your stupid body dies! Which will happen any minute now, because your stomach is earthquaking. Joe is confused for a beat, then understands. He gets an idea.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. PIZZERIA.</character>
    <dialogue>Steaming slices of pizza sit under heat lamps. A cat paw grabs one.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- SIDEWALK. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe carries the slice. He passes a RAT walking in the opposite direction, also carrying its own slice of pizza. They both stop, regard one another, shrug, then continue on.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- DOOR STOOP. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 watches Joe approach with the slice.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>This place is worse than I thought. It's loud and bright and-- (sniff sniff) What is that in my nose?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's smell.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22's eyes widen slightly.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He walks forward to give it to 22.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Go on.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 takes the pizza and bites, eyes widening instantly. WE ZIP INSIDE JOE'S BODY -- to see 22, as a soul, careen joyfully around inside Joe: It's soooooo good!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK OUTSIDE:</character>
    <dialogue>It's not... horrible.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Good! You can eat on the way, let's go.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But 22 chows down, completely enthralled by pizza.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 finishes, licking her fingers. Strange. I don't feel so angry anymore.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's great. Ready to find Moonwind?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Maybe.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREET</character>
    <dialogue>Calmer, 22 now gnaws on a gyro, making slow progress. Joe Cat rides impatiently on her shoulders.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced Yee-row!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah, but in New York, we call 'em Gyros. It's Greek.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Nah, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. He said it's- SMASH CUT TO: FLASHBACK -- AT THE YOU SEMINAR, 22 and ARCHIMEDES argue:</scene_description>
    <character>ARCHIMEDES</character>
    <dialogue>Yee-row.</dialogue>
    <character>YO-YO?</character>
    <dialogue>ARCHIMEDES</dialogue>
    <scene_description>YEE-row.</scene_description>
    <character>YO-LO?</character>
    <dialogue>ARCHIMEDES</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yee-ROW! Sergio?</scene_description>
    <character>ARCHIMEDES</character>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <parenthetical>(reminiscing)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I miss that guy.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They come to an intersection.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>This is 14th and 7th.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Across the street, they spot Moonwind twirling his sign, headphones in his ears, eyes closed and in the zone.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's gotta be him.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 drops her gyro and bolts across traffic to Moonwind. She grabs him. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Moonwind! You gotta help me! CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. ASTRAL PLANE -- MOONWIND'S SHIP.</character>
    <dialogue>Soul-Moonwind is sailing his ship when he's suddenly YANKED from deck and pulled back down to Earth.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Whoaaa!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind's eyes open as he "wakes up" from the zone. He looks at 22.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Joe! You made it into your body!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No, he didn't!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>THAT is my body!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>JoeCat points to 22. Moonwind can understand him.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>You're in a cat?! That's marvelous!</dialogue>
    <character>MARGE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Hey Moonwimp!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Behind them an angry STORE OWNER emerges from the store.</scene_description>
    <character>MARGE</character>
    <dialogue>That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>But Marge! Look! I put this man's soul in a cat!</dialogue>
    <character>MARGE</character>
    <dialogue>Who cares?</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>And you. We only have room for one weirdo here, so scram!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL The Store Owner goes back inside. Moonwind picks up his sign.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <parenthetical>(grumbles to himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>No one understands my art...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind gets back to spinning as Joe gestures:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind, listen! I gotta get out of HERE and back in THERE!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Oh! Well we'll have to perform an old fashioned astral transmigration displacement.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>A what?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>It's simply a way to get your souls back where they belong! And it's a glorious ritual indeed, full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I need to be at The Half Note by 7, so this needs to happen right now!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Woah woah woah. Not so fast! You must wait for another thin spot to open between Earth and the Astral Plane. And that won't occur until Orcus moves into the House of Gemini!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>When is that?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Well, the government calls it 6:30. Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>6:30? You're serious?</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>I'll even gather all of the necessary provisions--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL The angry Store Owner suddenly comes at them.</scene_description>
    <character>MARGE</character>
    <dialogue>I said get out of here! Go!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Scared, 22 runs off with Joe on her shoulders.</scene_description>
    <character>AAHHHH!</character>
    <dialogue>MOONWIND</dialogue>
    <scene_description>See you at The Half Note at 6:30! I'll take care of everything!</scene_description>
    <character>MARGE</character>
    <dialogue>And stay away!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. HALL OF RECORDS.</character>
    <dialogue>Terry the Accountant continues to rifle through the endless file drawers.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <parenthetical>(muttering to herself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry slams shut a drawer and looks into the distance, at the millions of files still to go.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>You're out there somewhere, little soul. And I'm going to find you.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREET -- LATER</character>
    <dialogue>22 turns the corner, nibbling on another slice. Joe still on her shoulders.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>All right, this is the last snack! I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and ready to go.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe instinctively tries cleaning himself, but catches himself: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>BLECK! Ugh. We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. Hold it up and out.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 tries hailing a cab. But they speed by, not stopping.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>This would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A cab finally stops a few yards away, about to let out passengers.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Go! Go go go! Just run to that one!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 hobbles over to the cab door just as it opens. They suddenly come face to face with Dorothea Williams, the cab's departing passenger.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>AHH!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Curley and Miho get out on the other side and GASP at 22. Dorothea looks over 22, in stained hospital gown and gnawing on a slice without a care.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Is that...Teach!?</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(mouth full)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>No, it's pepperoni.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Horrified, Joe SHOVES 22 inside the cab, pushing 22's head down. The cab takes off. Dorothea, Curley and Miho watch the cab drive off. Dorothea turns to Curley, angry.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. QUEENS SIDEWALK. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe come out of the cab, walking up to an apartment building Queens.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ugh! Dorothea Williams saw me! What am I going to do!? She's gonna think I'm crazy!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Maybe you should call her up and tell her that we're not crazy!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I've only been a person for an hour and even I know that's a bad idea. They walk into the building.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe step inside his small apartment. Floor-to-ceiling shelves against a wall are lined with vinyl, surrounding an upright piano. Next to it, an upright bass. Classic jazz posters hang on other walls.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 smells the body's armpit, then forearm. How come this part is stinky, but this part smells fine? Joe points to a laundry pile.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Never mind, just put those pants on! Sheesh, I can't believe I've been walking round in this city with no pants on.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I don't even want to be here, remember!? Joe walks into a sunbeam.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I don't want you here, either.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(yawn)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I just want to get back in my...</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(yawn)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>body and get back to...</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(yawn)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>the club.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He flops down and starts purring. What's the matter with you? ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(sleepy)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I... don't know. It's the sun... It's just so...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe's cell phone in 22's hospital gown pocket RINGS. Joe bolts up! Your clothes are rumbling again. 22 pulls out Joe's phone. Joe sees it's Curley.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Curley!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe tries to grab it but can't. Instead he fumbles the phone all over the floor, like a cat with a toy. Finally, the phone goes silent.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Augh!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe sees a "voicemail" pop up. He pushes play.</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, Mr. G. It's Curley. Um... I hope you're doing okay. Dorothea freaked out when she saw you. And she called this other guy, Robert. He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No no no!</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Look. Honestly, your class was the only reason I went to school at all. Like, I owe you a lot. So...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe stares nervously at the phone as Curley finishes:</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Here's the plan. Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, and get to the club early. I'm going to try to talk to her.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe gasps, spirits lifting.</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, alright?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>I hope I see you, man. Alright, Peace.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ohhh! I can get the gig back! 22, I need your help! I have a suit. I'm gonna need you to try it on. And then I can line up my hair a little bit and I can--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No no no. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No way! No way, no how.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <character>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe freeze, staring at the front door.</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Mr. Gardner?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Bah! It's Connie. She's here for her lesson.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>What do I do!?</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>I can hear you!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just tell her you can't do it today.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 goes to the door, talking through it: Hi, Connie. Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. I mean me... me can't do it today.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Good. Now, let's go check out that suit--</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>I came to tell you that I quit!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL (mildly intrigued) Quit?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ugh. We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet...</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Band is a stupid waste of time!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(more intrigued)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>This kid is talking sense.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 opens the door.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What are you doing!?</dialogue>
    <character>INT. JOE'S APARTMENT -- HALLWAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe peek out behind the chained apartment door.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Outside is Connie, the trombonist from Joe's middle school band class. She holds out her trombone to 22, angry.</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>Here, I quit! I think jazz is pointless!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oh yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey!</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>In fact, all of school is a waste of time.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Of course. Like my mentor George Orwell used to say: state sponsored education is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. Connie's eyes go wide:</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. It's the oldest trick in the book.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What are you talking about!? She doesn't care about any of that--!</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>I've been saying that since the third grade!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ugh.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You know, you seem really smart. What is your position on pizza?</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>Uh... I like it?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Me. TOO! 22 unchains the door and swings it open, tossing Joe off her shoulder.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What are you doing?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'd rather hang with Connie. 22 shuts the door, leaving Joe alone in the apartment.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What! Come back here!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Connie and 22 watch Joe's paws reach for them from under the apartment door.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>You open this--!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But from Connie's POV, we hear Joe YOWLING.</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>Um, I think your cat wants to get out.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>INSIDE JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe looks under the door, frantic, YELLING at 22:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22! Don't you walk away from me! Come here right now! I'm gonna scratch up the sofa!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(catching himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Wait a minute, that's my sofa.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK IN THE STAIRWAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Connie sit on the stairs.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You really got things figured out, Connie.</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Sure. Connie passes 22 her trombone. 22 quickly takes it. But as 22 talks Connie looks as if she's just given up her dog. You know, I really am glad there's someone else who sees how ridiculous this place is. You're right to quit, I learned about quitting just- But Connie starts to have second thoughts. She takes back the trombone case, opens it and pulls out the trombone:</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <parenthetical>(interrupting)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Uh, you know what Mr. G? I was practicing this one thing yesterday and... maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Connie starts playing. Uh, okay. 22 listens politely, not expecting much. But Connie is good. 22 becomes inspired while watching Connie get lost in the music. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>INSIDE JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe keeps trying and failing to get the door open.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK IN THE STAIRWAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Connie finishes her solo. 22 is awestruck.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Wow. You really love this!</scene_description>
    <character>CONNIE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah. So maybe I'd better stick with it?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yeah!</scene_description>
    <character>INSIDE JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>Panicked, Joe has nearly given up when he hears:</dialogue>
    <character>CONNIE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Bye, Mr. G. See you next week!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He looks under the door to see Connie walk away. Joe jumps on the doorknob, determined, hanging there desperately:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The door swings open, tossing him off. 22 walks in, trying to figure something out: So, Connie came here to quit, but then she didn't? ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, forget about that, listen--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Because she loves to play. She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. She's good at it. Maybe trombone is her Spark, I don't know.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 ponders this.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Please. If I'm going to get this gig back, I need your help.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Beat. Okay.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(surprised)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Really?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'll help you. But I... wanna try a few things. Some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar. If Connie can find something she loves here, maybe I can too.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Great!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>So...what do we do first?! CUT TO: Joe paces outside the bathroom as 22 takes a shower:</scene_description>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>WOEOWEOWEOOEWOWEEE! This water hurts!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(calling through the door)</parenthetical>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It's okay. You just have to turn the other nob.</dialogue>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Oh okay, that's better.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And I wouldn't be mad if you put a little lotion on me when you're done.</dialogue>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>I washed your butt for you.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE BATHROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>22 spits toothpaste into the sink:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>BLECK! Spicy! Spicy! CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE LIVING ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>As Joe tends to his suit jacket, 22 tries to put on socks but FALLS.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>A pair of Counselors is directing a flock of new souls into several Pavilions.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>You five will be insecure. And you twelve will be self-absorbed.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion--</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Found him!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They runs up with file.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>See that, everybody? Who figured out why the count's off? That's right, Terry did! It's Terrytime!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Wow. Nice work!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Well, who is it?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry flips through the file:</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Right. Joe Gardner is his name. It looks like he's back down on Earth.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>That's not good.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>That's the mentor we set up with 22.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>How?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry opens a portal down to Earth.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>I'll go down there and get him. Set the count right, lickety-split.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, whoa, are you sure that's a good idea?</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. I'm trying to un-beef it.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>But you cannot be seen.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>By ANYone!</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Please, just do it quickly and quietly.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>And also quickly. And quietly as well.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry salutes, then jumps down towards Earth. The Counselors look down after Terry.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe admires 22, now wearing his ill-fitting brown suit.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Mmm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>It's a little tight in the back- here part. 22 points to the rear.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It'll loosen. Sit down.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 sits on the floor. Joe pushes over a tall stack of records in front of 22, to use as a stool. He picks up electric clippers. I'll do it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You couldn't call an elevator, remember? No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe turns on the clippers. His entire cat body vibrates unsteadily. He shakes as he reaches the clipper forward to 22's hairline. 22 looks at him, leery. Ahhhh... it's like a little tiny chainsaw! ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Don't move!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm not moving! You're moving! Joe loses his footing on the stack of records. They shoot out from under him. The clippers sail out of his paws and take a big, long divot of hair out of 22's scalp. They hit the floor across the room, shattering. Joe looks at the reverse-mohawk on 22's scalp, horrified:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>AAHHHHH! OH NO!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Don't worry. I'm okay.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, no, no! My HAIR! MY HAIR IS NOT OKAY! THIS IS A DISASTER! We gotta fix this! Right now!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay! How?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>We gotta go see Dez!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Great. Who's Dez?</scene_description>
    <character>INT. BARBER SHOP.</character>
    <dialogue>Inside the neighborhood barber shop, hair gently falls to the ground as the loud buzzing sound of multiple hair clippers fills the shop. BARBERS are cutting and trimming the hair of MEN and BOYS while razzing each other:</dialogue>
    <character>BARBER</character>
    <dialogue>How'd you get that big peanut head?</dialogue>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <dialogue>Man shut up. You know I'm sensitive about that. I lost my hair at an early age.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. BARBER SHOP. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe and 22 peer through the window. The hair disaster is hidden under a hat.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Dez is that guy in the back. He can fix this. Talk about having a Spark! This guy was born to be a barber.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Dez is the only one I that talk to. We usually talk about jazz, but this time just sit there, get the cut and get out.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. BARBER SHOP.</character>
    <dialogue>22 carries Joe into the shop. The customers and barbers all give a synchronized silent "nod," then go back to their conversations.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe's barber, DEZ, is about to take on a CUSTOMER.</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, Joe! What're you doing here on a weekday? You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Aw, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks for a seat. Unthinking, she takes off her hat, revealing the AWFUL CLIPPER DISASTER. Everyone reacts:</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMERS/BARBERS</character>
    <dialogue>Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>OhmyLAWD!!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dez pushes away his customer: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency!</dialogue>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <dialogue>What?! That ain't cool, Dez!</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>You could always let Harold cut your hair. His chair's wide open.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>HAROLD, another barber, looks up from the newspaper he's reading while sitting in his empty barber chair. Through his bottle-thick EYEGLASSES, he silently blinks and smiles, too eager for a customer.</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <dialogue>Nah. I can wait.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The customer takes a seat in the waiting area.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Joe, get your butt in this chair. NOW.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 sits, still holding Joe. PAUL, the customer next to Dez, scowls at Joe. They have a history.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Should I even ask you how this happened?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The cat did it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Stop sounding insane.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I mean, I was distracted getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Dorothea Williams?! That's big time, Joe! Congratulations!</dialogue>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <dialogue>Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. You know he's Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Psh. This guy.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Joe, ignore him. Now, let's fix you up.</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>You keeping that cat on your lap?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Is it okay that I do that? Dez throws an apron around 22 and Joe. Joe quickly pushes out of it, staying on 22's lap.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Suit yourself. You're the boss.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I am?</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>When you're in this chair, yeah, you are.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>So... can I have one of those? 22 points to a jar full of lollipops.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Uhhh, Sure, Joe.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dez hands one to her. She quickly unwraps it and pops it into her mouth, smiling. Cool. I like being in the chair. Everyone stares at 22. Joecat chides her.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, get your head in the game!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dez fires up his hair clippers, startling 22. Ah! Little chainsaw!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You need to settle down! If you keep this--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But FROM DEZ'S POV -- he sees a car YOWLING at Joe. He puts a hand on 22's shoulder: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, but if this cat don't chill, we're gonna have to put it outside.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(smug)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Meow.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dez regards 22's reverse mohawk and gets to work.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Sometimes change is good. You have been rocking that same style for a while.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Well Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all.</scene_description>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <dialogue>You can say that again!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The others start LAUGHING. 22 looks around, misreading it. But then my life changed.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Oh yeah? What happened?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I was existing as a theoretical construct in a hypothetical way- station between life and death.</scene_description>
    <character>FEMALE BARBER</character>
    <dialogue>I heard that.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>DISSOLVE TO:</scene_description>
    <character>LATER.</character>
    <dialogue>22 is relaxed now, happily sucking on the lolly as Dez finishes.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Everyone in the store has pulled up a chair, now listening intently to 22's story.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL And by the time I got to mentor number 266, I was seriously asking what is all the fuss about. Like is all this living really worth dying for? You know what I mean?</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMERS</character>
    <dialogue>Word. Mhmmm.</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. I just thought you went to music school.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>And another thing... They say you're born to do something, but how do you figure out what that thing is? And what if you pick up the wrong thing. Or somebody else's thing, you know? Then you're stuck! The others nod in agreement. One of the customers motions to the lolly jar.</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMER</character>
    <parenthetical>(whispers)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I'll take one of those.</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <parenthetical>(chuckles)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I wouldn't call myself stuck but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a living.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Wait, but... you were born to be a barber. Weren't you?</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>I wanted to be a veterinarian.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe looks at Dez, surprised by this. So why didn't you do that?</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>I was planning to. When I got out of the Navy. And then my daughter got sick, and...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>barber school is a lot cheaper than veterinarian school.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>That's too bad. You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>Whoah, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. I'm happy as a clam, my man. Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>...or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. I know. PAUL guffaws sarcastically.</scene_description>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <dialogue>Haha. You are not all that. Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to 22)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Don't pay Paul any mind. People like him just bring other people down so they can make themselves feel better.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oh, I get it. He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. The others ERUPT with a collective "DANG!" Everyone in the shop LAUGHS at 22's inadvertent, razor-sharp comeback. Humbled, Paul sniffs on his way out:</scene_description>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <dialogue>You cut deep, Joe...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. I get to meet interesting folks like you. Make them happy...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Dez picks up a small hand mirror and shows 22 his work.</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>And make them handsome.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks at the excellent cut in the mirror and smiles. Joe is impressed. Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>I may not have invented blood transfusions, but I am most definitely saving lives.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. BARBER SHOP. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Dez shows 22 and Joe out.</dialogue>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing man, but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Huh. How come we, uh, never talked about your life before?</scene_description>
    <character>DEZ</character>
    <dialogue>You never asked. But I'm glad you did this time.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The other customers call out:</scene_description>
    <character>CUSTOMERS</character>
    <dialogue>Looking good, brother. Have a great show!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dez heads back inside. 22 pulls out a handful of lollipops, showing them proudly to Joe. I grabbed a couple road lollies. 22 pops one into her mouth and walks off. Joe follows, impressed with how 22 handled it all. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HOSPITAL -- JOE'S ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>Inside Joe's former hospital room, a HEART MONITOR beeps, suddenly FLATLINES -- then becomes Terry.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Terry leaps from the monitor and looks around the room for clues.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Terry examines Joe's empty hospital bed, ducking out of sight just as a DOCTOR enters the room.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- DOOR STOOP. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Terry moves, snake-like, up to the sunken alcove where 22 had been hiding earlier. Terry examines the spot where 22 had been sitting.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. JOE'S APARTMENT.</character>
    <dialogue>Terry slithers among Joe's things, over his album collection and onto his piano, searching.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD BODEGA. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Paul comes out of the small grocery store near the barber shop. He opens a bag of chips, still stung by 22's insult:</dialogue>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <parenthetical>(muttering to himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>You know, Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 and Joe approach. 22 holds out a lolly as a peace offering: Hey, Paul! Here, have a lolliipop.</scene_description>
    <character>PAUL</character>
    <dialogue>Oh. Thanks, man.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>ACROSS THE STREET -- Terry spots 22 as she comes out of a crosswalk light.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>There you are!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry jumps down and snakes around the corner. The accountant draws a portal in the ground, like a lion trap. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL As 22 finishes making amends with Paul, Terry readies the trap:</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Come to Terry!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A body falls into the trap. Terry follows, jumping in.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Gotcha!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. LIMBO.</character>
    <dialogue>Surrounded by the eerie darkness of Limbo, Terry let's "Joe" have it:</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Thought you could cheat the universe?! Well you thought wrong! I'm the Accountant, and I'm here to bring you in!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry PULLS THE SOUL FROM THE BODY. But it's not Joe. It's Paul!</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Oh ooh! You're not Joe Gardner. HaHa! My mistake.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Paul is petrified.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>We'll just get you back into your meat suit.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry shoves Paul's soul back into his body and tosses him back up.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK STREET CORNER. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Paul emerges through the portal, back onto the street. He's shivering, clutching his bag of chips, horrified. Terry tries to make things right:</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>There ya go. No harm, no foul.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Paul is trembling and stammering.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, boy.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Terry puts an arm around him.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Look, fella. I'm thinking there's no reason we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? Mistakes happen. And uh, it's not your time. Unless you keep eating those processed foods, am I right? Ha!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry vanishes. Paul looks around fearfully. Suddenly, Terry's stern face appears in his bag of chips.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>But seriously, stay away from those processed foods.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Paul SCREAMS and throws the bag, running away.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- SIDEWALK. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe keep walking. 22 happily sucks on a lollipop as they talk.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You know what, you did all right back there. How did you know how to deal with Paul?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I didn't. I just let out the ME. Hey, like you said about jazz! I was jazzing!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. And second, music and life operate by very different rules.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks at a flyer on a pole, about to pull off one of the contact slips. It says take one!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Don't--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But 22 takes more than one.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Or do. Okay fine.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 jogs back over like a little kid, reading it. Man with a Van. I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. Joe rolls his eyes.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Uh huh. Now let's get back to the plan. We go the Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. It's around 4PM now...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But he see 22 LAUGHING, playing with the reflection in a window.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You know what, you are really getting good at using those legs. Why don't you try running?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22's hands run along a metal fence, making music. Hey! I made a song! I'm jazzing!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. We need to get somewhere. Now I suggest that-</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But 22 stops over a subway grate. The blast of air from below whooshes up. Woohoo! Ha ha!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What are you doing?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>That tickles! 22 lies on her stomach on the grate, letting the wind ruffle the suit. Hoooooohohohohohooo! 22's hat blows off and flies down the street. Whoops. I got it. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 runs over to the hat, bends over to pick it up. But stops, unable to bend out any more.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Would you hurry up!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay. 22 forces it. RIIIIP! (smiling) You were right! These pants are loosening! But PEDESTRIANS behind 22 look at the pants IN SHOCK.</scene_description>
    <character>A BIKE MESSENGER LAUGHS.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe SCREAMS:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>AAAAAAHHHH!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He runs over and looks at 22's rear, his polka dot underwear hangs out. Joe tries to cover it up.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh no no no, don't let people see your butt!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>It's your butt.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It doesn't matter whose butt! Take off the jacket! Tie it around your waist! Quick! Cover the butt!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 does.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh! What are we gonna do!? Can't find a tailor this late!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A thought hits him. A bad thought:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(dread)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Oh no. We're gonna have to go to mom's.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Okay!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, you don't understand! Mom doesn't know about this gig. And she's not gonna like it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>But we don't have any other choice!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>She's the only one that can fix this!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Okay!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Stop saying okay! We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oook- (stops herself) Got it.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. SUBWAY STATION PLATFORM.</character>
    <dialogue>22 eats a bagel while carrying Joe down onto a subway station platform.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>My mom doesn't know about the gig, and I want to keep it that way, okay?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Right, because she thinks you're a failure.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What?!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I didn't say that! YOU did. Up here. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 points to Joe's head.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Look, my mom has her own definition of what success is and being a professional musician isn't it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe jumps to the ground and starts pacing, thinking this through.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(muttering to self)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>So lemme see... I need the suit fixed for a school band recital. Ugh, I'm not looking forward to this. But there's no reason she needs to know.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Meanwhile, 22 notices a BUSKER playing his guitar and SINGING, guitar case open to receive loose change. Intrigued, 22 approaches. Joe still stews:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>All the times I've been so close to getting to my dreams... something always gets in the way. You know what I mean?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe spots 22, drawn to the music. He walks over. He's good. I've heard music before. But I've never felt like this inside.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Of course you love music now. Because you're ME. Let's go. Let's go!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 clocks this as the train arrives. It makes sense, yet doesn't feel right.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Let's go!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 watches a PASSERBY toss change into the busker's guitar case. Inspired, 22 breaks her bagel in half and drops it in, too. As 22 walks away, the busker looks at the bagel, slightly annoyed. Joe and 22 walk onto the train. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. SUBWAY TRAIN.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe finds a seat and sits, like a person -- on his butt, cat- feet outstretched. He folds his paws across his cat-chest and settles in for the ride like any New Yorker.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>A NEW YORKER next to him looks at this, decides to scoot over, not wanting any part of this weirdness.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>22 remains standing as the doors close. The car is nearly full. The train starts moving. 22 stumbles.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Whoah! AHH! As the train moves, 22 has fun "surfing" it like a wave. Woahahaho! Ha ha! 22 bumps into a COMMUTER.</scene_description>
    <character>COMMUTER</character>
    <dialogue>Hey! Take it easy, eh?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm sorry! 22 quickly sits next to Joe, feeling self-conscious.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Don't worry about it. It's the subway. It does that to some people.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Does what?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It wears you down. It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. Every day the same thing, day in and day out.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to self)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>But once I get on that stage tonight, all my troubles are going to be fixed. You're gonna see a brand new Joe Gardner.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe hears a SLURPING sound. He turns to see 22 listening to him, but now drinking a Big Gulp from a straw.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Where'd you get that?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Under the seat. Can you believe it? Still half full! Joe SLAPS it out of her hands.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. LIBBA'S CUSTOM TAILORING. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe walk up to his mom's tailoring shop.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Alright, remember, I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 nods. They enter.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. LIBBA'S CUSTOM TAILORING.</character>
    <dialogue>Melba and Lulu are busy behind sewing machines.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>22 enters. Joe is on 22's shoulders.</dialogue>
    <character>MELBA AND LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Joey! I'm so proud of you! Baby boy, we heard the news!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But from the back room they hear a pointed:</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Ahem!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Melba and Lulu freeze.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, crap. She knows!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Melba gestures, cautiously:</scene_description>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Your momma's in the back.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You gotta go in there.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No, I don't want to.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You have to! We need the suit fixed!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 gulps and starts walking. As they pass Melba: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>You forgetting something, Joey?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Melba holds out her cheek, waiting. What?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Kiss her. I always kiss Melba when I see her.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Melba leans her cheek out.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just do it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks at Melba's cheek, then grabs her face and goes in, kissing her right on the lips. The women GASP.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, no, no! Not on the lips.</dialogue>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <parenthetical>(in horror)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Joey! What has gotten into you, boy?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 quickly releases Melba.</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <parenthetical>(catching her breath)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Let him finish!</dialogue>
    <character>LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Cougar! I knew it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 and Joe walk into the back room as Melba calls after them:</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA'S ALTERATIONS ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>22 and Joe slowly step in. Libba is working on a dress.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>She's not happy.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Libba spots the cat on 22's shoulder.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>IN THE TAILOR SHOP.</character>
    <dialogue>Lulu and Melba press themselves against the door, trying to hear what's going on.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>Joe whispers in 22's ear, coaching:</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just say you rescued it.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Libba)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Hm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe sighs, not surprised.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>So, Mom... is there any way you can fix this? 22 removes the jacket and reveals the large tear and polka- dot underwear to Libba.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Whoah! I don't need to see that!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL I know. Embarrassing right? So, you'll fix it?</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>No.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE AND 22</character>
    <dialogue>What?</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? You tell me you're going to accept the full- time position...</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Here it comes.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Then instead I hear you've taken on another gig.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Tell her that this one's different!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>This one's different!</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Does this "gig" have a pension? Health insurance? No? Then it's the same as the other ones. It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(repeating, to Libba)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Fine, we'll get a suit off the rack somewhere. My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>What did you just say?!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL (to Joe) Can I run away now, like you usually do? Mom stares, waiting for a response from Joe. Joe considers his options.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No. Not this time. Repeat after me.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe whispers into 22's ear. We SHIFT TO LIBBA'S POV -- to hear Joe talk to his mom in his own voice:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Mom, I know we've had some rough times. But you're right. I can't be truthful with you. Because no matter what I do, you disapprove.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Look, I know you love playing...</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Then how come except for church, you're happiest when I don't? I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. Î don't want to see you struggle like that!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>So Dad can pursue his dreams, and I can't?</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Your father had me. Most times this shop was what paid the bills. So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Music is all I think about. From the moment I wake up in the morning to the moment I fall asleep at night.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Then I don't want to eat! This isn't about my career, Mom. It's my reason for living. And I know Dad felt the same way.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Libba thinks about this.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And... I'm just afraid that if I died today, that my life would've amounted to nothing.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Joey...!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Libba looks into her son's eyes, moved and slightly scared. She breaks down a little, but then finally smiles. She goes to a drawer and pulls out a large garment box.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Let's make this work instead.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She opens it to reveal a tight, crisp BLUE SUIT. We COME OUT OF LIBBA'S POV as: Joe immediately recognizes the suit, stunned:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's... my dad's suit.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <parenthetical>(calls out)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Lulu! Melba! Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The eavesdropping Melba and Lulu almost tip over and fall into the room as they try to cover their spying. They get to work as Joe sits on a table, touched. DISSOLVE TO: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>LATER.</character>
    <dialogue>22 surveys the NEW SUIT in a full-length MIRROR while Libba, Melba and Lulu make adjustments.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe watches from the side, amazed.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Wow. This feels really nice! Libba chuckles. Joe watches his mom lovingly make a few adjustments, admiring the way her son looks in the mirror.</scene_description>
    <character>LULU AND MELBA</character>
    <dialogue>You look marvelous! This fits perfectly! Just handsome! Mhmm.</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 points to a pocket-square. Can I try on that?</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Of course you can.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She puts the handkerchief square against the suit's breast pocket. Thank you... um... Mom.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Ray woulda been so proud of you, baby. Like I've always been.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moved, Joe watches as Libba embraces 22; as Libba embraces him. He's awestruck at his mom's turn. Libba pushes 22 toward the door.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>You heard me, right? The suit is wool, not polyester.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 picks up Joe.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>So don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 drops Joe on the floor as they both say:</scene_description>
    <character>22 AND JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yes, ma'am!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 walks to the door as Joe looks back at his mom, lovingly:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Thanks, mom.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. LIBBA'S TAILOR SHOP.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe catches up to 22, now looking sharp in the blue suit.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Wow, that was amazing! Know what that felt like? That felt like jazz!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Yeah! You were jazzing!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ha ha! Okay, jazzing!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK - SUBWAY STAIRS. DUSK.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe and 22 emerge from the subway station in another part of town, in the midst of conversation:</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm telling you, Joe. You really should call Lisa again.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Oh, busy right now? Want to wait until you die a second time? Cool, cool.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Heh heh. I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice from an unborn soul.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I could think of worse. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL They both laugh as they turn the corner. Ahead is the Half Note Jazz Club. They run up to the club.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>There it is! Ahh! We made it! This is going to work!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe admires 22 in his dad's suit.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Woah, I can't believe how good I look! The suit! The cut! Just look at me! Heehee! Boodie-be-da!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>As he looks at himself against the Half Note marquee, he gets more excited:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, just turn a little bit! Right there!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Like this? 22 tries a few poses in front of the Half Note, getting into it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Angle the shoulders. Yeah!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Ha ha! Who's that? And from this side. Uh huh! Who's back here? Still me!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>That's a winner!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Right? They sit. Joe admires the jazz club as he thinks on his future:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <parenthetical>(to himself)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>This can't be happening now! The Half Note! Look at that lineup...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But as Joe talk, 22's attention drifts to the world around them: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL A FATHER plays with his DAUGHTER. TWO CLOSE FRIENDS at a cafe LAUGH together. A soft breeze lifts some fallen leaves, dancing them across the sidewalk. Sunlight falls across the buildings around them. 22 looks up to see propellor seeds fall from a tree above. One falls into 22's hand. 22 stares at the seed. Something changes.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>So, you ready?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 comes out of it. Huh?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>To go home. Bet you're ready to get off this stinky rock, huh? What'd you think of Earth anyway?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 considers this. I... always said it was dumb. But... I mean... just look at what I found! 22 brings out a bunch of OBJECTS from the suit pocket -- a spool of thread, part of a bagel, a half-eaten lolly, etc. Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary... but I kind of liked that too. Joe regards 22, surprised. The truth is I've always worried that maybe there's something wrong with me, you know? That I'm not good enough for living. But then you showed me about purpose, and passion and... ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Excited, 22 looks out hopefully at the world. Maybe sky watching can be my Spark. Or walking! I'm really good at walking!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Those really aren't purposes, 22. That's just regular ol' living. But when you get back to the You Seminar, you can give it an honest try.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years! And I have never felt this close!</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Joe!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>They look to see Moonwind approaching, carrying an armload of stuff, including his bongos.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <parenthetical>(running up)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Who's ready to go home?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>The stars are almost in alignment! I'll have you back in your bodies in no time.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>No! I've gotta find it here. On Earth. This is my only chance to find my Spark.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in MY BODY. You can find your OWN thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. Now come on, I need my body back. Now!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22's face hardens. No. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 stands, defiant. I'm in the chair! 22 runs!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Leave me alone! I'm trying to find my purpose! Joe takes off after 22.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, you come back here!</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. MANHATTAN STREET. DUSK.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe tries to keep up. 22 turns a corner and disappears down the subway stairs.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But as Joe pursues, the THERAPY CAT LADY comes up from the same stairway, happy to see him. She grabs Joe and tries forcing him into her cat carrier. But Joe goes feral on her, a spinning ball of fur and claws. The Therapy Cat Lady SCREAMS and drops Joe. He speeds down into the subway station after 22. The pass an advertisement against the subway station wall. Suddenly, the linear form of Terry appears in the ad's outlines.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>There they are.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry takes off after them.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. SUBWAY STATION.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe pursues 22 through the busy subway station.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You come back here right now!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL They dodge COMMUTERS left and right until they finally come upon an empty hallway.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You stole my body!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 runs towards the exit at the far end. Joe close behind. But suddenly they are surrounded by darkness and they both fall into Terry's portal trap.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. LIMBO.</character>
    <dialogue>As 22 and Joe float through the inky darkness, their soul forms emerge out from their respective bodies.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>As Joe's human body and the cat body float away, the souls of Joe and 22 float upwards, to another portal leading back into the You Seminar. Terry looks down on them, triumphant.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe sees his body far below. He frantically swims toward it, making headway. He's almost able to get into his own body.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Oh no you don't.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry stops him.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Gotcha!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Though inches away, Joe is yanked away from his body and pulled toward the You Seminar.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No, no, no, no, no, no!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe lands in the grass of the You Seminar. Above him the Portal closes.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>NO!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Furious, Joe storms over to 22.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL And I was about to find my Spark!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Find your Spark?!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You promised but you wouldn't even give me five minutes!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>My life was finally going to change! I lost everything because of you!</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>JOE!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe stops shouting.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>You cheated.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe looks defeated. Terry escorts them to a group of Counselors.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Found him!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELORS</character>
    <dialogue>Joe Gardner? You're back! Terry, you found them! Didn't expect that one.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <parenthetical>(proudly)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>No need to thank me!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>It's nice to have everything back in order. And...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor looks at 22's badge, stunned.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>22 got her pass?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks down to see her Personality Profile has finally changed into an Earth Pass. The other Counselors happily surround her. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELORS</character>
    <dialogue>Oh my goodness, this is amazing Shut the fridge, 22 has got an Earth Pass?! This is cray cray! This is a great day! After all these years!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 can't believe it. But... what filled in the last box? Joe seethes, lashing out:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'll tell you what filled it in... I did! It was my Spark that changed that badge!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Counselors)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>She only got that because she was living MY life! In MY body!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 starts to protest, but Terry interrupts.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Come on, Mr. Gardner.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry opens a portal to the Great Beyond. But a Counselor leans to Joe:</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Joe, it's time for you to accompany 22 to the Earth Portal. Give you a chance to say goodbye.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Of course! It's standard procedure.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselors gently usher Joe and 22 toward the Earth Portal.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Just hold on a minute! I get to set the count right!</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Terry, you've done a super job! We'll take it from here. You're amazing.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <parenthetical>(flattered)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Well thank you.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Terry exits into the Portal.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <parenthetical>(proudly)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Terry time.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselors encourage 22 and Joe to the Earth Portal.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Go ahead you two.</dialogue>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR -- EARTH PORTAL.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe and 22 approach the edge of the Portal, both angry. 22 looks holds the Earth Pass.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You don't know. You can't be sure why my pass changed.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come on, 22. Think about it. You hated music until you were in my body. You hated everything until you were me!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 stews. Joe turns to walk away.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hmph, I hope you enjoy it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>As Joe walks something hits him on the back of his head. He sees 22's Earth Pass lying on the ground. He locks eyes with 22, who stares angrily at him. Joe picks up the pass and makes to throw it back at 22. But when he looks, the soul is gone. Joe looks around, confused.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>I have to ask...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Startled, Joe hides the Earth Pass behind his back.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>How the Dickens did you do it? Get that Earth Pass to change?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh... uh. I just... let her walk a mile in my shoes, you could say.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Well, it worked.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Heh... yeah.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>You should probably get going to the Great Beyond.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor turns to walk away. Joe stops him:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey, we never found out what 22's purpose was.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Excuse me?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You know, her Spark. Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Because I have piano. It's what I was born to do. That's my Spark.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>A Spark isn't a soul's purpose.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor walks off, chuckling:</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, you mentors and your passions! Your purposes! Your meanings of life! So basic.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe is confused.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>No... No!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He walks to the edge of the Earth Portal, watching the other new souls jump to Earth.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It is music. My Spark is music. I know it is!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Determined, Joe jumps down into the portal to Earth. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. 22'S CLUBHOUSE</character>
    <dialogue>22 crawls inside her clubhouse, distraught.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(muttering)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>I'm no good. I got no purpose.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She leaves under the sink, onto the Astral Plane. No purpose... No purpose...</scene_description>
    <character>INT. SUBWAY STATION.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe comes to in his own body, a sea of anxious PASSERBYS staring down at him. He rubs his aching head, realizing he's back.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Mr. Mittens looks on, until the Therapy Cat Lady approaches. The cat runs into her arms.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe checks his watch and rushes out of the station.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. HALF NOTE.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe runs down the stairs, into the club. He runs into Curley, looking good in his own gig suit.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <parenthetical>(surprised)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Mr. G?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Curley, I made it! I'm ready to go!</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>You're too late, man.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Let me talk to Dorothea.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>No, no, no, man! She don't play that!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Joe blows past Curley and into Dorothea's dressing room. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>INT. HALF NOTE -- DRESSING ROOM.</character>
    <dialogue>DOROTHEA talks to Miho while finishing her makeup. Joe bursts in.</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Who let this lunatic in here?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Listen, you've gotta give me another chance!</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>This is my band. I decide who plays.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And if you don't go with me, you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dorothea approaches him, unconvinced.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Oh yeah? Why's that?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe stands his ground as Curley listens from the doorway.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>My only purpose on this planet is to play. It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dorothea is intrigued. She thinks for a moment, then--</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Well aren't you an arrogant one. I guess you really are a jazz player.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Curley)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Tell Robert he's out. For now.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(to Joe)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Nice suit.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dorothea exits, saying over her shoulder:</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Nice suit.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Curley gives Joe a thumbs up and rushes off. Joe looks in the mirror, relieved. As he straightens his tie, Joe notices a photograph of Duke Ellington straightening his tie. Joe smiles: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Get ready Joe Gardner. Your life is about to start.</dialogue>
    <character>INT. HALF NOTE -- STAGE.</character>
    <dialogue>LATER -- The band kicks in. Joe doesn't miss a beat. He pounds on the keys as he and Dorothea solo joyously back and forth, in the flow. We see the quartet's tight performance in a series of TIME CUTS. The CROWD eggs them on wildly.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Then it ends. The lights come up. Joe is spent, breathing heavily, taking in the applause. He looks over at Dorothea. She smiles and leans in:</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>Welcome to the quartet, Teach!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The audience is on their feet APPLAUDING, including Libba, Melba and Lulu.</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA AND LULU</character>
    <dialogue>Woohoo!</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>That's my Joey!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe is elated.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. HALF NOTE. NIGHT.</character>
    <dialogue>Curley, Miho and Joe come out of the club, excited and energized.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Libba, Lulu and Melba follow.</dialogue>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Nice work -- that was killer!</dialogue>
    <character>MIHO</character>
    <dialogue>(laughing)</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm not going to cover that bridge for you again!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah, that was amazing! Ha ha!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Curley and Miho walk off.</scene_description>
    <character>CURLEY</character>
    <dialogue>Later, Mr. G!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Libba, Melba and Lulu congratulate Joe and hail a cab. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>MELBA AND LULU</character>
    <dialogue>You did great! We love you!</dialogue>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>I'm so proud of you Joey!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She hugs her son, then climbs into the cab.</scene_description>
    <character>LIBBA</character>
    <dialogue>Gotta get to bed. We old!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe waves as Dorothea exits the club.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>You play a hundred shows, and one of them is killer. You don't get many like tonight.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yeah!</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>So, what happens next?</dialogue>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>We come back tomorrow night and do it all again.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe looks confused, slightly disheartened.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>What's wrong, Teach?</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It's just... I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. I thought I'd feel... different.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dorothea studies him knowingly. Finally:</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>I heard this story about a fish. He swims up to this older fish and says "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." "The ocean?" says the older fish, "That's what you're in right now." "This?" says the young fish, "This is water. What I want is the ocean."</dialogue>
    <scene_description>She hails a cab.</scene_description>
    <character>DOROTHEA</character>
    <dialogue>See you tomorrow.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Dorothea leaves. Joe watches her go, alone and confused. The marquee behind him flicks off.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. SUBWAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe ponders Dorothea's words as he rides the train. It lurches. He bumps into someone.</dialogue>
    <character>COMMUTER</character>
    <dialogue>Hey man!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Sorry.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe looks into the train. SUBWAY RIDERS stand motionless, looking at their phones. He looks at his reflection in the window, feeling alone and empty.</scene_description>
    <character>INT. JOE'S APARTMENT. NIGHT.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe closes the door behind him and stares at his all-too- familiar apartment.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Around him, nothing has changed. He walks into the empty silence.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He turns on a dim lamp and sits down at the piano.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>A CRUNCH of stuff in his pocket gets his attention. He pulls out the things 22 "found": a pizza crust, a bagel, a lollipop, a spool of thread, and a helicopter seed.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He absently dumps it on an end-table and puts his head in his hand, mournfully fingering the piano keys.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe's eyes fall back onto 22's mementos. It triggers something in Joe.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE REMEMBERS:</character>
    <dialogue>OUTSIDE THE HALF NOTE, the helicopter seed twirls into his hand. But it is 22's memory.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>BACK AT HIS PIANO, Joe is startled. He looks at the pizza crust.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL AT THE DOOR STOOP, Joe thoroughly enjoys the pizza slice moments after leaving the hospital. Again, this is 22's memory. BACK AT HIS PIANO, Joe scoops the objects and places them on the music ledge of the piano, studying them. After a moment, he begins to play. Each item triggers other specific MEMORIES: - The BAGEL falling to the Busker's guitar case. - The LOLLIPOP segues into Dez's sharp haircut. - The THREAD SPOOL reminds him of his mother, Libba, passing his dad's suit onto him. Joe smiles as other MEMORIES start to flow, inspiring the music: - Joe lies on the subway grate, feeling the wind beneath his back. - Watching Connie go into the zone while playing her trombone. Then deeper MEMORIES of Joe's life emerge: - A younger Libba gives her toddler-aged son Joe a bath. - His father, Ray, drops a needle onto a jazz record, while 10-year-old Joe watches. They enjoy the music together. - A teenaged Joe pedals a bike through the park, feeling the freedom of summer. - The morning light fills the streets of his Queens neighborhood. - Teenaged Joe watches a Mets game from a rooftop with his parents. Fireworks explode against the city skyline. The memories bring tears to Joe as he plays. More recent ones start to come: - In a diner, Joe sits alone eating a piece of pie, deeply satisfied. - Joe gives a young Curley his first pair of drumsticks, inspiring him with a Max Roach record. - Joe plays his piano for his ill father. Ray smiles as he listens, lost in his son's music. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL - Joe and his mother are alone at the beach, letting the water wash over their bare feet. The memories overwhelm Joe as he continues to play. He smiles as tears fall. Slowly his perspective alters, lifting out of himself, out of the city, off the Earth, and into the cosmos. Suddenly another memory comes, as just voices:</scene_description>
    <character>22 (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Maybe sky watching could be my Spark. Or walking! I'm really good at walking.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Those aren't Sparks, 22. That's just regular ol' living.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>This snaps Joe back to Earth. A disturbing thought takes hold. He picks up the helicopter seed, gazing at it as he thinks about 22. Joe makes a decision, puts the seed in his pocket, closes his eyes, and begins playing again. The room fades away as the music takes him into the zone.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. THE ASTRAL PLANE.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe opens his eyes, now in the zone. He plays an astral piano in his soul form, floating above the plane. Other souls in the zone float on the horizon.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Joe!?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe looks to see Moonwind aboard his ship, sailing toward him.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Joe! Good heavens, man! What are you doing in the zone!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe jumps onto the deck.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I messed up. I need to find 22.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>I'm afraid she's become a Lost Soul.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>What? How is that possible?!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>I'll explain on the way.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind speeds the ship across the Astral Plane.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>When neither of you returned to the Half Note, I suspected something had gone wrong.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. ASTRAL PLANE - FLASHBACK.</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind steers the ship.</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND (V.O.)</character>
    <dialogue>I came back here, and that's when I spotted her.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind spots 22, now covered in astral dust -- DARK 22. He waves at 22. But the Lost Soul runs off. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>Joe scans a field of Lost Souls with a telescope as Moonwind continues:</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Lost Souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe finds Dark 22 in the distance.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>There she is!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Good show!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Moonwind steers the ship and pursues.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Dark 22 HISSES at Joe and rockets off.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Ready the net!</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm on it!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe cocks the harpoon net and FIRES. The net wraps around Dark 22 like a lasso. They try to reel 22 in. But Dark 22 dives below the surface, forcing the bow of the ship straight down into the dust.</scene_description>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <dialogue>Oh no! She's got us!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>As the ship sinks, Joe jumps off.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind!</dialogue>
    <character>MOONWIND</character>
    <parenthetical>(salutes)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>A captain always goes down with the ship. It has been a pleasure serving with you--</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Moonwind and the entire ship is pulled down, vanishing into the dust. CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. NEW YORK -- 14TH &amp; 7TH. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Moonwind is spinning his sign. He is suddenly jolted out of his trance.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO SCENE:</character>
    <dialogue>Dark 22 pops up in the distance, HISSING at Joe. The soul runs off again.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Joe chases 22.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Come back, 22! It's me, Joe!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe corners 22 between some astral rocks. 22 paces, animal- like, cornered and scared.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Easy, 22! Easy. I just came back to give you this.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe holds up the Earth Pass. But 22 panics, growing more monstrous.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Easy...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Suddenly, 22 dives back into the sink cabinet and scrambles through the shaft into the soul's clubhouse. Joe rushes after her.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, listen! Come back!</dialogue>
    <character>INT. MENTOR ORIENTATION THEATER.</character>
    <dialogue>On stage, a Counselor presents a trophy to Terry, who beams with pride.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>And for correcting our absent- minded mistakes and setting the count right, we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(beat)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>As you requested.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A few Counselors in the audience APPLAUD with varying levels of enthusiasm.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, but that I absolutely deserve.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Suddenly, Dark 22 CRASHES THROUGH THE SCREEN and runs into the audience HISSING and SHRIEKING. Joe runs after 22 as everyone scatters. The Counselor quickly takes back Terry's trophy. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>And I'll just take that back...</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Hey!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Angry, Terry pushes through the Counselors, stopping 22 before the soul can escape the theater.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Oi, Noob! You're not where you belong!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>But Dark 22 grows even more, towering above Terry. 22 pounces on the accountant, tying Terry's limbs into knots. 22 bolts out the door.</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>Dark 22 runs through campus, Joe close behind. New Souls look up at the Lost Soul in wonder.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, stop! I have something to tell you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 throws a New Soul at Joe. The New Soul LAUGHS as it bounces off Joe's face.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ahh! Stop that! NO!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe is pelted by more New Souls before 22 runs off again. Counselors keep the New Souls away from 22 while also trying to calm the Lost Soul down.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELORS</character>
    <dialogue>There, there, calm down. Don't worry,You have to stop running. Please.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 ends up at the edge of the Earth Portal. The Lost Soul looks down, scared and trapped. Dark 22 runs away from Joe and ends up trapped at the edge of the Earth Portal. She looks down, scared. She's trapped!</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22, stop!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL 22 looks at Joe as he slowly approaches. He holds out the Earth Pass.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I was wrong! Please, will you listen? You ARE ready to live, 22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 seems to calm. But suddenly the Lost Soul's mouth opens. It leaps and CONSUMES JOE!</scene_description>
    <character>INT. DARK 22.</character>
    <dialogue>Joe opens his eyes. He's in total darkness. Black dust swirls around him. He hears CRYING in the distance.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He sees 22 weeping and muttering in the middle of the storm.</dialogue>
    <parenthetical>(murmuring)</parenthetical>
    <dialogue>Not good enough. Nope. No point. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe goes towards her, but 22 runs away.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>22!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe follows. Suddenly a huge, dark version of 22's mentor, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, appears in front of Joe, blocking him. Lincoln appears to scold Joe, but in 22's voice:</scene_description>
    <character>ABRAHAM LINCOLN</character>
    <dialogue>You're dishonest! All you make are bad decisions! You are unwise, and you won't make it in the world!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe tries to get around Lincoln. Mentor MOTHER THERESA appears, blocking him again.</scene_description>
    <character>MOTHER THERESA</character>
    <dialogue>You're so selfish! No one would ever want to be around you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe struggles forward but is suddenly surrounded by other mentors of 22 -- Copernicus, Carl Jung, Muhammad Ali, etc. All bend down to Joe, reciting their negative opinions of 22: ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>22'S MENTORS</character>
    <dialogue>The world needs remarkable people, and you're the least remarkable soul I've ever met! The world is better off without you in it! You're a nitwit! Mentally unfit! An imbecile! I cannot help you!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe breaks through the crowd, again finding 22 in the distance. He runs to her as she mutters to herself: There's no point in anything I try. Why couldn't I fill out that last box? I'm not good. Nothing I do is right. I'm a loser. I don't do anything right. I'm not good enough at all. Joe nearly reaches 22, until -- A final figure blocks Joe's path: a massive version of JOE HIMSELF.</scene_description>
    <character>NIGHTMARE JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You will never find your spark. There's no point. Those aren't purposes, you IDIOT! That's just regular ol' living. This is a waste of time. You only got that badge because you were in MY body. That's why you ruin everything! Because you. Have. No. Purpose!!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Nightmare Joe SPEWS BLACK DUST from his mouth. Joe tumbles away, the Earth Pass is knocked out of his hands. He desperately searches for it.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Ahhh! No no no no!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>All seems lost, until Joe remembers -- the helicopter seed in his pocket. He pulls it out and walks forward, holding out the seed to his nightmare self.</scene_description>
    <character>NIGHTMARE JOE</character>
    <dialogue>There's no point. You'll never find your Spark Because you. Have. No. Purpose!!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Nightmare Joe looks at the seed, startled. He melts away, defeated. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Joe finally reaches 22. He puts the seed in her hand, closing her fingers around it, holding it there. 22 appears to calm. SMASH CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. HALF NOTE. DAY.</character>
    <dialogue>Suddenly, 22 is back in Joe's body, sitting on the stoop and looking at the seed, scared.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe, back in the cat, looks up at her, smiling.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>You ready?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Huh?</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>To come live!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>I'm scared, Joe. I'm not good enough. And anyway I never got my Spark.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yes you did.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe motions to the world around them.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Your Spark isn't your purpose. That last box fills in when you're ready to come live.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks around, taking in the beautiful, simple moments on Earth.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>And the thing is... you're pretty great at jazzing.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 looks at Joe and smiles. MATCH CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. THE YOU SEMINAR.</character>
    <dialogue>Dark 22 smiles at Joe. The black dust surrounding the Lost Soul melts away.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL Joe finds the Earth Pass and places it on 22. 22 smiles, but then realizes: But Joe... This mean you won't get to--</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>It's okay. I already did. Now it's your turn.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe motions to the Earth below. 22 steps closer to the edge, but gets cold feet and darts behind Joe.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'll go with you.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>You know you can't do that.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I know. But I'll go as far as I can.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 steps closer to the edge. Joe holds out his hand. 22 takes it and holds tight as they both jump.</scene_description>
    <character>INTO THE EARTH PORTAL.</character>
    <dialogue>Eyes shut tight, 22 clutches Joe's arm as they free-fall toward Earth.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Hey! Take a look!</dialogue>
    <scene_description>22 slowly opens one eye, then both. The Earth slowly gets bigger as they fall toward it. The view is spectacular. Wow! 22 starts to enjoy the ride. The soul builds enough courage to let go of Joe's arm and hold his hand. Hand-in-hand, 22 and Joe skydive to Earth, enjoying the ride. 22's Earth Pass starts to glow, slowly drawing the soul away from Joe. 22 looks at Joe reluctantly, unsure. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL But Joe smiles back, as if to say "it'll be okay." Then he gently lets go. 22 pulls away from Joe. He watches the soul fall the entire way, and then vanish. Tears well in Joe's eyes. He is pulled away from Earth and back up as we:</scene_description>
    <character>FADE TO WHITE.</character>
    <dialogue>EXT. LIMBO -- SLIDEWALK.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>Joe opens his eyes to find he is on the slidewalk, heading towards the Great Beyond.</dialogue>
    <dialogue>He smiles, at peace. Ready. Until:</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>Mr. Gardner?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe turns to see a Counselor on the slidewalk with him.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Yes?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Do you have a moment?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe walks over to Jerry.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say... thank you.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>For what?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, but it's not often we find ourselves inspired.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, really.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>So, we all decided to give you another chance.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>The Counselor opens a Portal. On the other side is Earth. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Hopefully you will watch where you walk from now on.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>But what about Terry?</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>We worked it out with Terry.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>SMASH CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. LIMBO -- ABOVE THE SLIDEWALK.</character>
    <dialogue>Again, Terry is counting souls on the abacus. Suddenly, one of the beads draws her attention.</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Hmmm. That's weird.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>A Counselor comes running up:</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Hey Terry, what's that over there? Look immediately!</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>What? What are you talking about?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry looks the other way. The Counselor's arm stretches behind Terry and slides the single bead on the abacus into position, covering up the discrepancy.</scene_description>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Oh, nothing. You were saying?</dialogue>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Hmm.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY B</character>
    <dialogue>Were you even talking? I can't remember.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry once again examines the abacus.</scene_description>
    <character>TERRY</character>
    <dialogue>Nevermind.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Terry goes back to counting. ©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
    <character>BACK TO THE SLIDEWALK:</character>
    <dialogue>The Counselor motions to Earth as Joe hesitates.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>Well?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>Joe considers as he looks to Earth, then smiles to the Counselor warmly:</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>Thanks.</dialogue>
    <character>COUNSELOR JERRY A</character>
    <dialogue>So what do you think you'll do? How are you going to spend your life?</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He thinks for a moment.</scene_description>
    <character>JOE</character>
    <dialogue>I'm not sure...</dialogue>
    <scene_description>He steps into the Portal. MATCH CUT TO:</scene_description>
    <character>EXT. JOE'S APARTMENT. DAY</character>
    <dialogue>Joe's feet step out of his apartment building. He smiles as he looks around, taking in the glorious chaos of it all.</dialogue>
    <character>JOE (O.S.)</character>
    <dialogue>... but I do know I'm going to live every minute of it.</dialogue>
    <scene_description>©2020 DISNEY•PIXAR - PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL</scene_description>
  </scene>
</script>
In Modern Day New York City, pianist Joe Gardner teaches music part-time at a middle school while dreaming of playing jazz professionally. When he receives an offer to teach full-time, his mother Libba urges him to accept, although Joe is resistant. Joe learns famous jazz musician Dorothea Williams has an opening in her quartet and auditions at a jazz club. Impressed with his piano playing, Dorothea hires him for that night's show. As Joe heads off, his excitement distracts him, and he falls down an open manhole and dies. Joe finds himself a disembodied soul heading into an afterlife called the "Great Beyond". Unwilling to die, he tries to escape but ends up in the "Great Before", a realm where new souls are prepared for life on Earth with guidance from otherworldly counselors — all named Jerry — and experienced souls who act as mentors. Each new soul has a badge that grants passage to Earth once it has been completely filled in with interests and personality traits. Mistaken for a mentor, Joe is assigned to 22, a stubborn soul who has been in the Great Before for thousands of years and hopes to avoid Earth. Intrigued by Joe's desperation to return to a mundane life, 22 agrees to let Joe help find her "spark", which will complete her badge and enable Joe to use it to return home. After Joe's attempts to find 22 a passion prove futile, they visit "the Zone", a place that souls enter when their passions create a euphoric trance but becomes a trap for obsessed, lost souls. They meet Moonwind, a sign twirler who regularly enters the Zone to rescue lost souls, who helps the duo locate Joe's comatose body in a hospital. Joe returns to Earth but accidentally brings 22 with him, and they awaken in Joe's hospital room in the wrong bodies, with 22 inhabiting Joe's body and Joe inhabiting the body of a therapy cat. They locate Moonwind, who agrees to meet at the jazz club that night to restore Joe to his body. In the meantime, 22 settles into Joe's body and starts to find enjoyment in trivial things like food, wind, and music. She holds poignant conversations with Libba, Joe's student Connie, and Joe's barber Dez, deepening her understanding of life. Meanwhile, Terry, the being in charge of counting souls, discovers the count is off and arrives on Earth to find Joe. As the day ends, Joe and 22 visit Moonwind to return Joe to his body, but 22, having finally discovered the joy of living, refuses to leave Joe's body and flees. As Joe chases her through a subway station, Terry traps them both and returns them to the Great Before. 22 discovers her badge is complete, but a bitter Joe insists it was the result of experiencing life in his body with his preferences and she has no purpose of her own. Distraught, 22 throws the badge at him and retreats into the Zone. A Jerry informs Joe that a spark is not a soul's purpose in life, but Joe refuses to believe this and discreetly uses 22's badge to return to Earth. The show at the jazz club is successful, but Joe is confused when it does not bring the fulfillment he was expecting. Looking at small objects that 22 collected while occupying his body, he recalls the moments they had enjoyed together and realizes these experiences gave 22 her spark. Joe plays piano and enters the Zone with the intent of returning 22's badge but discovers she has become a lost soul, obsessed with the idea that she has no purpose. Joe chases her down and shows her a sycamore seed she collected to remind her of her time on Earth. They realize that a spark is not a soul's purpose, but simply a desire to live. Joe's actions restore 22 to normal; he returns her badge and accompanies her for as long as he can on her journey down to Earth. As Joe prepares to enter the Great Beyond, a Jerry stops him and offers him another chance at life in thanks for finally inspiring 22 to live (while another Jerry distracts Terry to manipulate the count). The next morning, Joe returns to his body on Earth, committed to fully living life.