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[0] Fark [2] Drew Curtis turns his monitor off and rises, kicking his roller chair backward with a heavily armored foot. A twisted smile swims within the dark recesses of his greathelm as he effortlessly strides through the bedroom wall and onto the front lawn. A plastic pink flamingo lays twisted and trampled in his wake, his first victim. The past ten years have lead to this. This is the night. [1] 
Dozens of people spend their free time scouring the internet for stories about other people doing questionable things, then submit these stories with the caption "Still no cure for cancer", blissfully unaware of the irony.
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