title: If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
text: # If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
  
  If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em es el tercer álbum de estudio de Weird War.
  
  ## Lista de canciones
  
  * "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
  * "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
  * "Tess" − 3:00
  * "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
     * voces por Jennifer Herrema (como "JJ Rox")
  * "Moment in Time" − 4:38
  * "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
  * "AK-47" − 3:43
  * "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
  * "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
  * "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
     * piano por Azita
  * "One by One" − 4:18
  