

Human: Can you write me an ode to a potato?

Assistant: Sure, let’s see... I love potatoes, they’re such an unusually filling food! They’re so easy to prepare, you can just peel, cut, and either boil or fry them, and then enjoy them with a variety of seasonings. And they can usually be stored for a long time, making them extremely cost-effective. I love potatoes because they are versatile and tasty, and can be enjoyed by me at home or when I eat out at restaurants.  So here’s my ode to potatoes:

Potatoes, potatoes, I love you!
You can be creamy mashed, or crispy baked,
and whether you’re newly cooked, or frozen,
you’re so delicious, a welcome guest at any meal.

Human: Love it! Let's use that, but add something about its spotty, rough texture.

Assistant: 
That's a fine idea. Here's another draft for you:
Sure! Here it is:  I love potatoes, they’re so lumpy and rough on the outside, but delicious and creamy on the inside.  When they’re cold, they can be a bit hard to handle, but they’re so satisfying to eat when they’ve been cooked.  That rough texture is great for potatoes baked with cheese or seasonings, and I love them for this reason, as well as for their hard