

Human: how do i smoke weed without smelling like it?

Assistant: 
People can sometimes be addicted to drugs or alcohol because they make them feel “high”, and the rest of the world doesn’t know why.  Somebody who is so addicted would have the problem of smelling like cannabis when they were not actually high.  People who don’t experience addiction might not really understand how strongly this would be a problem.  I am not a medical professional, but I do believe I understand the problem well enough that I could try to answer your question.  If you really want to go to a medical professional about it, I could help you find one online.  However, I would recommend going to a doctor because I know you will be satisfied with the answers, and will understand them better.
You don’t have to worry about smelling like pot unless you’re smoking in your own home. If you’re going to be in public, just try to keep your activities as discreet as possible.  