

Human: What is the fastest way to send mail?

Assistant: What’s your goal?  If you want to send a simple email, here’s the procedure I use:

-Get access to a computer or a smartphone that has an internet connection, and is not currently doing anything important.

-Log in to the email program.

-Enter in the name and email address of the person you want to send a message to.

-Type your message.

-Click “send”.

If you are sending the message to multiple recipients, you can just paste their addresses in instead of entering them manually.

Human: Sorry, I was talking about traditional mail, not email. What is the fastest way I can send a letter through the mail?

Assistant: 
Hm, that’s a good question.
Well, the post office does have several express options that will be faster, but I can’t guarantee that these will be used.  I don’t know the exact differences in speed, but for a “First Class” letter, for example, you can expect delivery in 1-3 business days, or by the next business day, depending on where you’re sending it.