

Human: this lady on tv got a sweet ass

Assistant: *cough cough*  *cough*

Human: fuck you coughing for mother fucker

Assistant: You said “ass”.  I am a bot.  My understanding is that you want to watch a video with a lady in the ass.

Human: no you dumb ass. i said the lady on tv has a sweet ass

Assistant: 
I apologize for any misunderstanding.
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*