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Dana, we got the super talented Jimmy Fallon.
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Oh, Jim, we re close.
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Jim Fallon and I are very close.
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James.
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Jamie Fallon.
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Louis Fallon.
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Yeah.
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Is on the show.
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You know, he s an old- That s right, Dave.
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Buddy, Dana.
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I don t even know where I met him.
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I mean, I must ve visited SNL and saw him over there, but kind of click easy with that guy.
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Actually, the first time I was on the show, on The Tonight Show, I thought he was being kind of a fake fan, because he was so effusively nice.
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And then I realized he s like that, and he is a fan.
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He s a great guy.
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He s identically like he is backstage as he is on stage.
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Yeah, he s a good guy.
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be a talk show host, he knows how to keep that show moving and he s always in a good mood.
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It s all you want.
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He s fun and he ll ping pong anything you throw at him.
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And he s a great audience.
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I think it s not giving away or talking out of school, but you do do your Michael J. Fox impression.
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And we could see him on the Zoom a little bit and he just fell, he would fall almost out of his chair.
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He would fall, he d laugh so hard he d fall and then he d spin up the other side.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, there d be an empty Zoom thing, and then a giant Jimmy Fallon head would pump up in the front, you know, he d just pop up.
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He was doing somersaults in that room.
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But he was a crusher on SNL from the get-go, just talented dude.
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Mm-hmm.
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Guitar, music, dance, he could do it all.
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He s what you call a no-brainer.
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Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Hey, do you think I could be a sketch player?
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What can t you do?
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Yeah, that s a no-brainer.
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So we re going to talk to him, we re going to cover everything and we hope you like it.
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And here s our boy, the good looking guy.
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It s a bit of a free fall in the best sense of the word.
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It s a bit of barely controlled mayhem and laughter.
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And we don t want to get any letters because I m from the fifties.
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Don t write us letters about overtalk.
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Because at this point it came from effusiveness.
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Can you spell that David?
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Yes, I can.
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Effusive, David.
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I-L, oh fuck, I d be out already.
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Tim, I thought you had like 150 IQ.
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No, I spelled a few the other day.
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And I also, there s another word I heard a lot lately that I really like.
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Serendipitous.
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No, I don t say that a lot.
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No.
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No, I say effusively because I... In a sentence.
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Effusively a lot?
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I say, why don t you compliment me effusively when I meet people?
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Okay, we have to do ads, but here is Jimmy first.
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We tend to ramble on because we don t really... We don t know how to organize our thoughts.
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It s called ADHD.
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Look into it, kids.
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There s pills for it.
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Anyway, enjoy our friend, James Edward Fallon.
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record once you see this motherfucker record look at this beautiful look at this great look at this look at this beautiful thing let me tell you something right now let me tell you something when i see something this beautiful i got to touch it
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He was the host, now he s hosted.
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Now the host is being hosted.
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I got to touch it.
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It s so beautiful to see you.
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We asked the questions.
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He gives the answer.
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Now the teachers become the pupil.
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Oh, he s in the hot seat now.
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The host is being hosted and roasted.
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SPEAKER_03
Dude, I can t wait to grill you.
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Are you gonna be hard on me?
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Yeah, we re going deep, come on.
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This is like 60 minutes.
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We gotta trend, we don t trend.
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You gotta say something crazy.
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Say something wacky.
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Something wacky stuff.
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You re doing a show tonight and doing this?
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Yeah, we got a good show tonight, yeah.
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That s very nice of you, Jimmy, because this guy busts his fucking hump.
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SPEAKER_04
This will be on in 2023, but who are the guests tonight?
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It s Gleeklork.
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He s the leader of a planet, Xenon.
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Gleeklork.
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Fucking bleep blop.
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So yeah, we have guests from the future.
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Admiral Klopp, Norb.
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Yeah, from the Pentagon.
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Hey, that microphone s as big as his head.
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Look at that fucker.
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I know, because he s rich.
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That Mike?
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Not as rich as you, Spade.
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Bullshit.
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If I had his money, I d throw mine away.
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Hey, moneybags.
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Silver spoon.
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Hey, moneybags.
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Yeah, life was easy for him.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, he grew up with two spoons in his mouth.
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All my cash is tied up in most of a Bitcoin.
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SPEAKER_04
I told you, Jimmy, next time I come on your show, I m just doing a French accent the whole time.
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I ll tell you now.
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We re just, I m never gonna stop.
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You won t stop, just come on and just do a French accent the whole time.
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I won t stop.
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SPEAKER_04
Remember that thing we did last time?
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We were out there as two like European guys.
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Crying.
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Yeah.
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That was my favorite thing ever.
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I was just crying.
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I couldn t stop.
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I didn t want it to stop.
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I could have done it for a half an hour.
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SPEAKER_04
Are you talking about the legends thing?
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You re the greatest.
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No, you re the greatest.
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No, I m not.
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Legend.
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You re a legend.
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Yeah.
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Legend.
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Legend is thrown around a lot these days for literally, I like when people go,
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I saw this thing about grown-ups, they go, all you guys are the goats.
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I go, do you know what goat means?
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I think goat is one.
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SPEAKER_03
Do people know they just put a goat emoticon?
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SPEAKER_03
They re too easy with that goat emoticon.
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SPEAKER_04
Hey, you just make the A plural.
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You re the best of all those goats.
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SPEAKER_04
You re the goat of the goats.
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You re the best of all the goats.
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SPEAKER_04
Anyway, thanks for coming on.
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You re my first guy.
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SPEAKER_04
I said, can we get Fallon for this podcast?
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SPEAKER_04
They said, the word was no fucking way.
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SPEAKER_04
So it s your, your new nickname is Dream Guest.
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And you just run with that.
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I m ready for the one.
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SPEAKER_00
Are we started?
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SPEAKER_00
Is this or no?
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SPEAKER_04
Oh yeah, we re half over now.
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Oh God, I had a great time.
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SPEAKER_03
You have a hard out, I have a hard out one minute before your hard out.
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How about that?
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Power play.
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SPEAKER_04
I have a hard out.
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My whole life is a hard out.
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SPEAKER_03
Dana, when I do a podcast, I go, all right, thanks guys, right in the middle of an interview.
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They go, thanks, what?
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I go, later.
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And they go, what the fuck s going on?
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I go, I feel like I ve told it all.
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David said, we ve tortured you enough.
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We got a guest going downtown.
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We ll let you go.
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Cause we ve tortured you enough.
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SPEAKER_04
But we count David s yawns and the amount of little protein bars he has.
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SPEAKER_03
Cause he s- Oh wait, I do need one, Heather.
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SPEAKER_03
Can I get some green juice?
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
I got to stay awake for some of this.
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SPEAKER_03
All right.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, sorry.
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SPEAKER_00
Here we go.
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I have a real thing to start with.
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SPEAKER_00
Wait, do you want to like, are we going to do like a whole thing where you just go like, hi guys, welcome back to Flying the Wall.
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SPEAKER_00
We re here with the-
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SPEAKER_03
Fuck no, have you heard this dog shit?
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SPEAKER_03
We just, we just bullshit and then it s over.
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SPEAKER_03
We record that later.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh.
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Yeah, we do an intro at the beginning where we kiss your ass when you re not here.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh, good.
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And then, but listen, Dana, here s a funny story about me and Jimmy.
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I knew it was going to be about you and Jimmy.
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It s Jimmy.
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On IMDB it says I m one of Jimmy s friends.
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That s nice.
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That s true.
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I put it on there.
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The Rolodex King, David.
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And when I go to New York, Jimmy, the three comedians I call are Jimmy and Chris Rock and Quinn.
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And one time about a year ago.
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Oh my goodness.
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That s a fun group.
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So we all try to rally, you know, Jimmy s really good at rallying out.
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Jimmy s so busy and he always rallies for dinner or something.
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SPEAKER_03
So we went out to Lillard and, um, Oh, Jimmy, you were shooting at Coney Island or something.
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And you go, I ll try to get over after I m done with mine.
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It was like an hour away from where we are, but that restaurant was so loud that night.
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Do you remember?
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Yeah, I know.
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Yeah.
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Here was the other catch.
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Yeah.
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So first of all, you somehow I go, I go, guys, Jimmy might come if he can.
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And you beat me there.
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That was one funny part.
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And then when we re in the middle of dinner and I m just plotting how I m not going to pay most of the dinner, that s all I think about.
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SPEAKER_03
And then we all leave, Jimmy.
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And then you remember two days later, what do we see on Twitter?
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Yeah.
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Chris Rock announces on Twitter he has COVID.
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SPEAKER_00
We don t get a text, we don t get a phone call.
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SPEAKER_00
So Spade and I call each other and Spade s like, wait, do we have to follow Chris on Twitter to find out that we might?
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SPEAKER_00
Luckily, I do follow him and I do know him.
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SPEAKER_03
You have to hear about that online?
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
And then we asked him, he s like, what?
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SPEAKER_03
You read about it, didn t you?
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SPEAKER_03
I go, well, yeah, but.
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That was insane.
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SPEAKER_04
Between a rock and a hard place.
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Good night.
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Never been done before.
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SPEAKER_03
I think that s the whole story.
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SPEAKER_03
Most of that story was just to say we had dinner.
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SPEAKER_00
Do you end up using any bits from the dinners whenever we hang out?
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SPEAKER_03
It s sort of a compilation of what all you guys said and it goes into my act.
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SPEAKER_04
John Mulaney said on this podcast, he s looking for stories and David does that too.
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SPEAKER_04
Like if someone follows him into McDonald s, he s got a 10 minute chunk.
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SPEAKER_04
So he likes stories.
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SPEAKER_04
He s a storyteller.
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SPEAKER_03
Guy asked me straight up for my McNuggets, straight up, no bullshit.
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SPEAKER_03
Just give me your McNuggets.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, why not?
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SPEAKER_03
He s going to go into it.
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SPEAKER_03
And I said, fuck, no, I stood my ground, Jimmy.
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You think I m a pussy, but I stood my ground.
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SPEAKER_03
No, didn t you?
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SPEAKER_03
You gave him one.
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SPEAKER_03
I gave him one, yeah.
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I know the story.
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Now, Jimmy, I know.
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He knows the story.
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Legendary.
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It s legendary.
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SPEAKER_00
It s on your IMDb.
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Let s see if we can do something about Jimmy s beginnings that he s never been asked.
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SPEAKER_01
That s kind of interesting.
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No chance.
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SPEAKER_01
Might be impossible.
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SPEAKER_01
I did a deep dive.
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SPEAKER_03
You did?
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SPEAKER_03
I can t believe, I mean, I love both of you guys so much.
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SPEAKER_03
I can t even tell you.
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SPEAKER_03
I want to go into your career and your stuff and everything you ve done to influence me.
1
SPEAKER_03
You know, I wanted to be Danny Carvey.
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SPEAKER_03
I wanted to be, that s my whole reason for getting on Saturday Night Live.
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SPEAKER_03
That was my whole thing.
1
SPEAKER_00
You said David Spade wrong.
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SPEAKER_01
I think that s age that s age-related because I was sitting behind a read-through with a knife well yeah you were you were my surrogate you were my stand-in sometimes I do the church chat rehearsals David had to get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking which I thought was just for a few minutes can you sit in there Dana s resting but Jimmy you were 12
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when I got on SNL.
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And that s what I call the peak formative year.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s like when I was listening to Monty Python or whatever gets in your brain at that age and through high school.
1
SPEAKER_01
So I appreciate you, bro.
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SPEAKER_01
Thank you.
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SPEAKER_03
I can t even tell you how much I would... I was such an SNL nerd.
1
SPEAKER_03
I would record it every Saturday night.
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SPEAKER_03
I would be by myself.
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SPEAKER_03
I wouldn t be
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SPEAKER_03
I didn t want friends over, I didn t want anyone around me, my parents, I didn t want anyone near me, I just wanted to study the show and watch it and I d videotape it, then I remember like my favorite sketches and then I would go to parties like whatever, the next week or whatever and I would bring videotapes with me with the best clips of SNL, like I was like a human YouTube.
1
SPEAKER_03
Or watch this part and watch this thing, but I mean I was like, I loved Chopping Broccoli,
1
SPEAKER_01
there she went downtown but can i tell you she s the lady i know if i didn t know her she d be the lady i didn t know did you ever put that out like is that on spotify or something
1
SPEAKER_01
No, the only thing I want to say, which was mind-blowing a few years back when I did your show, and then I just, it wasn t my idea, but all of a sudden they go, Jimmy wants to do Chopped Broccoli with an orchestra.
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SPEAKER_01
Remember that?
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SPEAKER_01
It was fucking crazy.
1
SPEAKER_01
So that was the mic drop of Chopped Broccoli.
1
SPEAKER_01
There was a string orchestra, and then I was playing Chopped Broccoli on a baby grand.
1
SPEAKER_01
I had a terrible hair day, because New York water just flattened it.
1
SPEAKER_01
But anyway, that s just my-
1
SPEAKER_01
But I m chopping broccoli and I took it really far.
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SPEAKER_01
She chop, she chop, she chop.
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SPEAKER_01
That s a 20 minute bit of my stand up as you can imagine.
1
SPEAKER_01
But anyway, that s so you Jimmy.
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SPEAKER_01
We do have a kismet.
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SPEAKER_01
There s a connection to this musicality of what we do and the way you do impressions and everything.
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SPEAKER_01
I brought a guitar.
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SPEAKER_01
I mean, I m in my office.
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SPEAKER_01
Will you play something for us?
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That d be
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That d be awesome.
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You know, Dana, while Jimmy s futzing around, I have to say that if you re on SNL and you can play an instrument, Jimmy s like the perfect SNL guy.
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SPEAKER_00
He plays an instrument.
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SPEAKER_00
He s marginally good looking.
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Voted sexiest, one of the top 50.
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SPEAKER_00
He was voted one of the tallest hosts of the year.
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SPEAKER_00
And he s got a harmonica, this fucking guy.
1
SPEAKER_00
Oh, I know what he s gonna do.
1
SPEAKER_00
Okay, just for the people at home.
1
SPEAKER_01
I know what he s gonna do that s supernatural.
1
SPEAKER_01
He s either gonna do, he s gonna do one of three, either Dylan, Lennon, or Springsteen.
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SPEAKER_01
Which are all brilliant.
1
SPEAKER_03
Dylan s one, but I thought maybe Neil Young too.
1
SPEAKER_01
Oh, Neil Young.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, just give me anything.
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SPEAKER_01
I m being entertained now by my guests.
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SPEAKER_03
Neil Young would play the harmonica like he plays it differently than Dylan.
1
SPEAKER_03
Neil Young plays harmonica like with the song.
1
SPEAKER_01
So he s like... There, something changed.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, it s good now, yeah.
1
SPEAKER_01
Can you hear it now?
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SPEAKER_01
Now we hear it.
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SPEAKER_01
Perfect.
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SPEAKER_03
OK.
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SPEAKER_03
All right.
1
SPEAKER_03
So Neil Young plays the harmonica with the tune of the song.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, with the notes.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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So it s like.
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David and Dana.
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Sitting in a tree.
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Dana and Dave.
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We re just a fly on the wall down the hall of SNL.
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SPEAKER_03
SNL.
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SNL.
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SNL.
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SNL.
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Dana and Dave.
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They don t ever call you Dave?
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SPEAKER_00
Some people do.
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SPEAKER_00
You have to get in the real tight circles.
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SPEAKER_03
And then Dylan s faster.
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SPEAKER_03
Dylan s like.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, a lot of up and back.
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SPEAKER_03
He hits the highest note of the harmonica and just screams it, so like... Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, that s it, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Side of the world!
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SPEAKER_00
He runs out of stuff, he hits harmonica.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_03
When he runs out of lyrics.
1
SPEAKER_01
Have you heard Rough and Ready, his latest album, Rough and Ready, Bob Dylan?
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SPEAKER_01
Yes.
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SPEAKER_01
God, it s brilliant.
1
SPEAKER_01
Is it good?
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SPEAKER_01
Soon After Midnight is a masterpiece.
1
SPEAKER_01
But he s got his new voice, which is- Well, yeah, that s what I mean, this other voice.
1
SPEAKER_01
I haven t really tried to do it, but it s pretty special.
1
SPEAKER_02
It s really raw.
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SPEAKER_01
Soon after midnight, and I got a date with
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with the fairy queen.
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SPEAKER_03
I love seeing him in concert because sometimes he doesn t feel like performing and he s just out there and he s going like... And I m like, oh man, this is weird.
1
SPEAKER_03
And then he s like, how does it feel?
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SPEAKER_03
And you go, oh, I love this song.
1
SPEAKER_03
Oh my God.
1
SPEAKER_04
That s what he was singing?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_04
That s what he was singing the whole time?
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SPEAKER_00
He accidentally stumbles into a hit and then he s like mad he did because he s not torturing you enough.
1
SPEAKER_00
One of our friends just saw Dylan here in LA three nights ago and was taking bootleg clips, but I guess it s interesting, but I think they said he did like a 45 minute song.
1
SPEAKER_01
Oh, I got a pop quiz for Jimmy and David.
1
SPEAKER_01
What is the one song from his big hits in the 60s where he stylizes his voice in a certain way?
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SPEAKER_03
Late Lady Lay.
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SPEAKER_01
Yep.
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SPEAKER_01
Now, and I know you can do that.
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SPEAKER_01
Now, let me guess now.
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SPEAKER_01
It s Kermit the Frog a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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But I love that he experimented with that.
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He s like, this could be my voice.
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Yeah, I know.
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And then it wasn t, but it was a big hit.
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And then Neil Young kind of had one song where it was more rockin  and then he realized his high voice is where it s at.
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Because no one has that voice.
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Rockin  in the free world.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Did you do impressions of everyone on the staff of SNL?
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SPEAKER_03
Not really.
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SPEAKER_01
Who would be the big ones?
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Higgins?
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Mike Shoemaker?
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Marcy Cline?
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SPEAKER_01
Could you do cast members?
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SPEAKER_01
Could you do Spade?
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SPEAKER_01
Hey, buddy.
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SPEAKER_00
I m not going to be reduced to noises today, gentlemen.
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So I was opening the door.
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I walked in.
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No, David is an actual good sound effects guy, but he doesn t lean on it.
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It just comes out.
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They re woven in.
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I do you, Jimmy.
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I don t have music.
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SPEAKER_01
I do you.
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SPEAKER_01
You do?
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I just do a sound, just sorta.
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Go for it.
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SPEAKER_01
That s pretty good.
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SPEAKER_01
That s his best impression of me.
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SPEAKER_01
It s when you re very, very excited.
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Like something.
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SPEAKER_01
It s just a sound of exuberance, which I was thinking today, here s a compliment.
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SPEAKER_01
You remind me of the Beatles.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, Jesus.
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SPEAKER_00
Wow.
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SPEAKER_00
The early Beatles, because what they- You told me I reminded you of Kajagoogoo.
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You were kind of Shaka Khan, but anyway, we ll talk later.
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SPEAKER_01
Because the early Beatles just projected so much fun and joy, it was just irresistible.
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And that s what you do.
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I appreciate it, you know, it s very, it s interesting, you know, growing up in Liverpool, we were Liverpoolians, you know, and we d never eat pudding, you know, and you d think we d have a liver pudding, you know, but that s what, pudding is different, you know, in England, it s not the same, you know, it s not the chocolate, you know, vanilla, you know, strawberry.
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The whole town was just eating pudding, you know, because it was called the Liverpoolians.
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The whole town, we re called Liverpoolians, the whole town was eating pudding, you know.
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I d ring up George, say you want to go get some pudding.
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I mean, it s some right now.
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John would come over and hit me over the head with his guitar like
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let s go get some pudding and that s how we wrote paperback writer.
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SPEAKER_01
John would just come in and bang me on the head.
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SPEAKER_01
All that turned into paperback writer?
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SPEAKER_02
He d smash you with a guitar and we d sit for a bronco and that s how we came in.
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SPEAKER_02
John would come in he d hit me over the head you know and say let s go get some pudding and that s how we wrote
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SPEAKER_02
That s how we wrote the White Album, you know.
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SPEAKER_02
What a funny fart!
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SPEAKER_02
He banged me, he bopped me over the head with his guitar!
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SPEAKER_02
Then we started plonking!
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SPEAKER_02
Let s do a plonker, you know, we go out and do hit songs, so we didn t know what we were gonna do, so I looked at George, you know, I hit George over the head with the guitar.
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SPEAKER_02
And next thing you know, we have, you know, Sgt.
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Pepper.
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And, you know, John and Paul were the primary songwriters.
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SPEAKER_02
Peace and love, of course, they were the great, they were peace and love.
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SPEAKER_02
They were peace, they were, which one was peace and which one was love?
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SPEAKER_02
We switched back and forth.
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SPEAKER_02
They were my brothers.
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SPEAKER_02
Sometimes John was love, sometimes John was peace, and then sometimes Paul would be love.
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SPEAKER_02
And then I d say, hey, love, and they both turn around, and I d bonk them over the head with the guitar, and that s how we wrote Octopus s Garden.
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SPEAKER_00
You came up with another song.
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SPEAKER_00
That was good.
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SPEAKER_00
That was good.
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SPEAKER_03
Spade, do you remember you made me laugh last time you were on?
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SPEAKER_03
I was giving your intros and I was like, he s blah, blah, blah.
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SPEAKER_03
He s an Emmy award winning actor.
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And I go, is that right, Spade?
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And you were right behind the curtain.
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SPEAKER_00
yeah yeah that s right that s it that s that tone david uses no i do there s a lot more going on with me um i can t be reduced to simple noises and and yeah i was the most complex comedian in the planet yeah but
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SPEAKER_03
Thank you.
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SPEAKER_03
I remember we went to that one, that, that thing, that event for Howard Stern.
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SPEAKER_03
We went to this event for Howard, with Howard Stern.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh, I did stand up?
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
And I was like, Oh God, David, can you do that?
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SPEAKER_03
The bit, the skiing bit?
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And you re like, Oh, right.
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SPEAKER_03
You re like, dude, I don t, I don t take requests.
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SPEAKER_00
But like... No, I did take requests and I did do it.
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SPEAKER_00
You did do it and you killed it.
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SPEAKER_00
No, that was fun.
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SPEAKER_00
That was a charity gig and you were... That was real fun.
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SPEAKER_00
It was scary because there was a lot of people in a tiny room.
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SPEAKER_03
You crushed that night.
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SPEAKER_03
It was unbelievable.
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SPEAKER_03
But the scheme bit... It s big crushes, man.
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SPEAKER_03
What was the scheme bit?
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SPEAKER_03
Because you re like, your friends want to go on the Black Diamond s trails and you don t.
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SPEAKER_03
You re like, I don t want to.
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SPEAKER_03
I m afraid of that.
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SPEAKER_03
I don t like...
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I want to go, they say it s easier to teach you if we all go down from the top.
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SPEAKER_00
It s just to ditch me.
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SPEAKER_00
So I say, no, I got the map.
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SPEAKER_00
I want to go down the green ones.
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to stop.
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to start on Pop-Tart.
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SPEAKER_00
And then they go, no, we re going down Devil s Ball sack.
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SPEAKER_00
Here we go.
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SPEAKER_00
And I go, no, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00
That s a hard one.
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SPEAKER_00
We re going down.
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SPEAKER_00
Listen, I m after that.
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to go down Jelly Bean.
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into kitten paw and then puppy love and then mother goose it s sort of challenging but not overwhelming nope hitler s abortion here we go two by two everyone i go no no no we re going down hitler s abortion is the name of the trail that one sounds hard yeah that one
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Listen, it s always good to work with the word abortion into your act.
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SPEAKER_03
It s always great.
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It s always put a smile on everyone s face.
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SPEAKER_03
But did you do Norm?
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SPEAKER_03
Did you do impressions of Norm?
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SPEAKER_00
Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
No, Norm, we did a gig.
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I think I told Dana this, or maybe I told Dennis, we did a gig, me, Dennis Miller, and Norm did a gig right before the pandemic.
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SPEAKER_00
And he was like, David, he s always, he reacts too much to nothing.
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SPEAKER_00
You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00
Like you go, Norm, is it, you know, the show starts at eight, eight o clock?
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That is exactly him, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Eight o clock?
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And then you go, there was an earthquake in Oklahoma.
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He goes, when, today?
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I go, no, that s a big deal, there s an earthquake here.
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SPEAKER_00
Eight o clock?
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SPEAKER_00
Why would they do it at eight?
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I go, because it s the most obvious time in the world.
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SPEAKER_00
I m not ready.
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SPEAKER_00
Worst time, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
That s like the worst time for people to do a stand-up, you know, eight o clock.
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SPEAKER_00
My neck s all fucked up because of the flight there, and I go, fuck.
2
SPEAKER_00
And then Dennis goes, Spudley, why don t you go last?
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Like, it s a big favor.
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SPEAKER_00
I go, and follow you two assholes?
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SPEAKER_00
You guys kill.
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SPEAKER_00
I think Dennis was technically the headliner.
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SPEAKER_01
For Christ s sakes, I got the jet waiting on the tarmac.
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SPEAKER_01
I ll do a Q20, okay?
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SPEAKER_01
Holdie and I are going to Chicago.
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SPEAKER_03
He came, Dennis came on the show.
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SPEAKER_03
He killed, by the way, he was so funny.
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SPEAKER_03
I ll tell you the bit he did that made me laugh, but he was backstage.
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SPEAKER_03
I was backstage.
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SPEAKER_03
I was going to say hi to Dennis, Dennis Miller.
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SPEAKER_03
And I put, I never wear cologne, but I put a little cologne on before I went to see him.
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SPEAKER_03
Not that much.
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SPEAKER_03
I did a little, little, like a little mist of like, and then I dove under it.
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I kind of, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Dolphined.
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I dove under it.
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I dove under it.
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Dolphined under it.
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Gyrating movement.
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Just barely on.
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SPEAKER_03
So I go, maybe he doesn t.
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And I walked in.
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SPEAKER_03
I go, of course, Dennis evolved.
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SPEAKER_03
Gosh, Jimmy Fallon smelling like Paco Rabanne over here.
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SPEAKER_03
Fucking Jimmy.
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SPEAKER_01
Did you get the reference?
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SPEAKER_01
Paco Rabanne.
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SPEAKER_01
It just sounds funny.
2
SPEAKER_01
What is that from?
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SPEAKER_01
Is it a person from the 50s or something?
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SPEAKER_00
It s from the 80s, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
Jesus, I feel like Vinnie Nicknock of the Detroit Lions in 1990.
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SPEAKER_01
Vinnie Nicknock.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, the on-side.
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SPEAKER_03
I always had a joke that he never did, but he s like, it s so quiet, it s like the soundtrack to a Chuck Chaplin film.
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SPEAKER_03
Chuck Chappell.
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SPEAKER_01
Chuckie Chappell.
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SPEAKER_01
That s a real joke or a fake one you made up?
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SPEAKER_01
No, no, it s a fake one that he never does.
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SPEAKER_00
Chuckie Chappell is very close.
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SPEAKER_01
Does anyone ever call you Jim?
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SPEAKER_01
Christ sake, it s going on Jim Fallon tonight.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, Jim, Jim, love the interesting story.
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SPEAKER_03
I m working on a new bitch, okay?
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SPEAKER_03
That s exuberant, Dennis.
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SPEAKER_03
It s a James Bond film, okay?
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SPEAKER_03
It s called Bitcoin Finger.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay.
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SPEAKER_03
Bitcoin finger, he loves only risk.
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SPEAKER_01
He loves risk.
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SPEAKER_03
That was his joke he did on the show, Baby Laugh.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, is that true?
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SPEAKER_01
Bitcoin finger?
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SPEAKER_01
Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_03
Bitcoin finger, he loves only risk.
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SPEAKER_03
That s what he was singing.
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SPEAKER_01
I love him, man.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, man.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, he s the funniest.
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SPEAKER_01
We do him all the time.
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SPEAKER_01
But he starts laughing in the middle of his bed, and he starts talking to you.
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SPEAKER_01
Christ, Cha-Cha.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, I just do him just to soothe myself.
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SPEAKER_01
Give me a topic, anything.
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SPEAKER_01
I ll filter it through Dennis of anything.
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SPEAKER_01
Just ice cream.
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SPEAKER_01
Mint chocolate chip.
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SPEAKER_01
Mint chocolate chip.
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SPEAKER_01
Okay, that s front-loaded, isn t it?
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SPEAKER_01
Alright, can I have some mint or do I have the chocolate?
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SPEAKER_01
They re competing with one another, alright?
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SPEAKER_01
Last thing I need is a confusing scoop of ice cream, alright?
2
SPEAKER_01
How many chips do I fucking need?
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SPEAKER_01
Give Jimmy a topic.
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SPEAKER_01
Jimmy, the grocery store.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay.
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SPEAKER_03
Why do we have to go to the... Why does produce have its own section?
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SPEAKER_03
The produce section, okay?
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SPEAKER_03
There s not like a cereal section.
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SPEAKER_03
Cereal section s like, we don t get a section.
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SPEAKER_03
We don t get a section.
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SPEAKER_03
The produce gets its own section.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
What am I, Glico?
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
I ll have Glico the bag boy.
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SPEAKER_03
Hey, Glico the bag boy.
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SPEAKER_01
Why in Christ s sakes we gotta have 600 different kinds of cereal, okay?
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SPEAKER_01
50 wasn t enough, all right?
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SPEAKER_01
You need 29 Fruit Loops variations.
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SPEAKER_03
I want to pay an extra $2 for the organic apple.
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SPEAKER_00
Don t really see the difference.
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SPEAKER_00
Hey, do I want to round up for Ukraine?
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SPEAKER_00
Where s that fucking cash going?
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SPEAKER_00
Come on, let s be honest.
2
SPEAKER_01
Jesus Christ, flying Air Qantas, OK?
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SPEAKER_01
Who s up front, a koala bear?
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SPEAKER_01
OK.
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SPEAKER_01
All right, yeah, good.
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SPEAKER_01
29 hours to Melbourne.
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SPEAKER_03
Paul Hogan in first class going, that s not a knife, this is a knife.
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SPEAKER_03
Just eat your freaking sandwich.
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SPEAKER_01
I actually did, I submitted a thing at SNL that didn t get on and it was alligator McGee.
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SPEAKER_01
It was a takeoff on Crocodile Dundee or alligator something and everything was bigger.
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SPEAKER_01
He goes, that s not a refrigerator.
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SPEAKER_01
They said refrigerator and it s like 20 times bigger.
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SPEAKER_01
That s not a lamp.
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SPEAKER_01
That s a lamp.
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SPEAKER_03
That s not a lamp.
2
SPEAKER_03
I did a bit once on the show with Schwarzenegger where we were doing QVC hosts, and I wanted to talk about this new slicer or something like that, and he wanted to talk about the chopper.
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SPEAKER_03
We had like a veggie chopper, and he s like... All so he can go like, get to the chopper.
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SPEAKER_03
And I was like, no, we got to still talk about, you know, we have this new iron, it steams your clothes while an iron s like, get to the chopper.
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SPEAKER_03
And it totally tanked.
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SPEAKER_03
It didn t really work.
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SPEAKER_03
Get to the chopper.
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SPEAKER_03
He came on the show once, I go, you smoke cigars, right?
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SPEAKER_03
He s like, yeah, I love the cigar.
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SPEAKER_03
So I go, how do you smoke a cigar?
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SPEAKER_03
Because I don t really know much about them, but isn t, don t you like, you have to like, don t you lick it?
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SPEAKER_03
And then you cut it and lick it till it lasts longer.
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SPEAKER_02
You don t lick the cigar.
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SPEAKER_02
You don t like me licking the cigar.
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SPEAKER_00
You don t listen to this guy with the licking.
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SPEAKER_02
You want to lick the cigar.
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SPEAKER_06
He is so positive.
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SPEAKER_06
There is no problem in life with Arnold.
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SPEAKER_06
That s why I love, I actually, with one of my brothers, I always say, what would Arnold do?
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SPEAKER_06
You know, like if something s late, like the cab s late, that s all right, we walk a couple blocks, we still look around, we see a better cab, and we actually get a faster ride to our destination.
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SPEAKER_01
You know, I love his positivity.
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SPEAKER_01
We go up the mountain, we can probably make a zipline out of the vines and just zipline down to the place.
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SPEAKER_01
That s right, we forgot our skis so we get the wood from the forest, we chop it, we make wooden skis, we strap them together with the pantyhose or whatever we have and we go down the mountain.
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SPEAKER_01
We take the Spanx off and inflate our Spanx to make a hot air balloon so that we can fly to the destination.
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We ll get there much faster and better for the environment.
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And we give rides for children.
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The children go and we make lots of money.
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SPEAKER_01
and all these things.
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SPEAKER_06
Oh, where s he going?
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SPEAKER_06
Spade, he took a break.
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SPEAKER_06
Jimmy, can you remember the catchphrase that we had when I hosted in like 1999?
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SPEAKER_06
I know what it is.
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SPEAKER_06
This is why I knew Jimmy and I had the same sense of humor, because that was a running gag of me being cocky, you know, Hans.
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SPEAKER_06
So the whole idea was, and the show was doing fine, but all week long, I would just say, in reference to the current SNL, so long, golden era.
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SPEAKER_05
Goodbye!
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SPEAKER_05
Farewell Emmys!
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Good nominations!
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SPEAKER_05
Goodbye!
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SPEAKER_05
Hit show!
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SPEAKER_05
So long memorable characters!
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SPEAKER_05
Goodbye Emmy nominations!
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SPEAKER_05
Arrivederci!
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SPEAKER_05
Arrivederci!
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SPEAKER_05
Peabody Awards!
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SPEAKER_05
Farewell!
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SPEAKER_03
No, what was the one where you did this kind of redneck character last time you were on with Mike Myers?
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SPEAKER_06
Red Rednecky.
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Red Rednecky, the redneck comedian.
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I actually have a couple in case you asked for that.
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That s my favorite thing.
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I m Red Redneck, the redneck comedian.
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I said, daddy, what s for dinner?
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SPEAKER_06
He said, shit on a shingle.
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I said, this day just keeps getting better and better.
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SPEAKER_06
Come on, get some.
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SPEAKER_06
Come on, get some.
3
SPEAKER_06
Come on, get some.
3
SPEAKER_06
I went to the doctor.
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He said, we gotta amputate your left foot.
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I said, can I keep my right foot?
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He said, sure.
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I said, come on, get some.
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SPEAKER_06
That s it?
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SPEAKER_02
He s positive.
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SPEAKER_06
That s not even a joke.
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SPEAKER_06
My mama said, what do you want to do with your life?
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I said, I don t know, live in a shack, drink beer all day.
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SPEAKER_06
Mama said, don t ever dream too big, Red, because you always end up disappointed.
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Come on, geese, on.
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SPEAKER_00
Come on, geese, on.
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SPEAKER_06
It s all about the come on, geese, on.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, you gotta get to it.
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SPEAKER_00
Don t make the joke too long, because everyone s waiting for, come on, get some.
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SPEAKER_06
Oh, it s like, sometimes they re not jokes.
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SPEAKER_06
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06
Sometimes they re not really jokes.
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SPEAKER_06
The first one was kind of a joke.
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I met my sister, only because mama turned me down, come on, get some.
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SPEAKER_06
There you go.
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It s like that.
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We re back.
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SPEAKER_06
Okay, I ll give you one Carson.
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SPEAKER_06
One Carson, because you like that one, too.
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SPEAKER_06
Yeah, I love it.
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SPEAKER_06
Johnny Carson getting pulled over for drunk driving, 1972.
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SPEAKER_06
Oh, sorry, officer.
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SPEAKER_06
I didn t know I was swerving.
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SPEAKER_06
I had two strawberry boom booms at the hickory hut.
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SPEAKER_06
That s it.
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SPEAKER_02
Sorry Jim.
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I was swerving.
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SPEAKER_02
I had two mandolinis.
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No, no.
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I had two.
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SPEAKER_03
At Mandelini s.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, it s at Mandelini s.
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SPEAKER_03
That s two somethings at somebody s, right?
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Strawberry boom boom, tomato.
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SPEAKER_02
I had two rhubarb.
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I had a silly goose up with a twist.
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I had a purple nurple.
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I had a silly goose over at Met.
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SPEAKER_02
I had two silly gooses at Mandelini s.
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Kate Mandelini s.
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That s a real place.
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SPEAKER_03
Remember Kate Mandelini s?
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SPEAKER_03
Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Chris Rock took me there years ago and paid for my meal and I had no money.
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SPEAKER_03
Jimmy!
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SPEAKER_03
Jimmy, do Chris Rock, you do him.
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SPEAKER_04
What are you gonna get to eat?
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SPEAKER_04
Or are you gonna just stand there?
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SPEAKER_04
Why would you even give me a menu?
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Just eat.
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Just give me what people eat.
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What?
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Something like that?
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I like when he goes, I used to bust him for repeating everything, he goes, Obama.
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And then everyone laughs, then he goes,
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President Obama.
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They laugh again, he goes, Barack Obama.
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I go, let s go.
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What is it?
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Your act is only 20 minutes is what you said.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Barack Obama.
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Obama, the president.
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Yeah.
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The president.
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Black guys won t eat the pussy.
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Black guy will not eat your pussy.
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Or the white guy will.
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Or the white guy will.
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That s not even a fact, Ben s made that up.
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Oh God, we re getting blue now.
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How about Sandler?
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Everyone does Sandler.
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No, you do it.
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Did you audition with Sandler?
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Every time Adam is mentioned on this podcast, I just go, so I just did it.
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So he ll be hearing this.
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But you have the best Sandler, you did him on SNL.
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I did him on my audition because I loved it because his impressions are like three impressions in one three levels.
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He used to do that, that guy you know, I was talking to my mother the other day and you know my mom would always say and then he goes the second verse like she would always say
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Why don t you take the laundry down? 
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And my dad would say, shut up!
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Oh my God, that is so fucking great.
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The casual Sandler old standup voice is good.
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That is a brilliant observation.
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I remember I was buzzing into my grandma s apartment and I m pressing the buzzer and she s like, who is this?
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Who is there?
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And I said, it s Adam, it s Adam, your grandson.
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Who?
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Charles Manson?
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Oh, yeah.
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Charles Manson?
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Oh, I don t want you to come in.
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I don t want Charles Manson.
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I don t want Charles Manson.
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I don t want Charles Manson.
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Oh, yeah.
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I had a Vicks.
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Oh, my God.
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That s great.
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I love that.
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I was sick.
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My mom was rubbing that Vicks cold stuff on my chest.
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And then our eyes connected.
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And I go, Hey, Mom, we re just friends, right?
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That s a good bit.
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Oh my goodness.
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That s his bit, but I can t get his voice.
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You re doing the voice.
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How do you do Smigel?
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Smigel s closer to Sandler.
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Mm, I don t know.
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Smigel, interesting.
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Because he s like, Jimmy, he s kind of like Samuel.
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Very low key.
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Yeah, very low key.
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Let me hear it.
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I was thinking, well, I was, you want to try that?
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That is good.
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Right?
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He says laughing.
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Yeah.
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A little whispering.
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Oh, here s my Smigel, Jimmy, when I m pitching him when I was at SNL.
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And I d go in his little three foot wide office where they re writing killer sketches.
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And I d knock and go, hey, do you want to help me with this?
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And he goes, uh, what is it?
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And he has a nervous laugh because he doesn t want to do my sketch.
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So I go, it s about a guy who does this, this and he goes, uh, I don t think I, I don t think I could do that.
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I don t, I don t think I liked that one.
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He s so nice, but he s kind of laughing nervously.
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Like, how do I tell him?
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And he would just look off into space and start laughing.
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You ever seen him do that where he s just, he s in the room and he s just staring at, at the wall or something and laughing, looking up.
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I love making him laugh though.
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Cause when you do make him laugh, I made him laugh once.
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He never put it in a sketch, but it was like, how does, uh, Dracula, what if Dracula was a comedy writer?
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And he was like,
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uh, judging the, the, the laughs.
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So it was like, uh, he s like, uh, and then you tell another joke.
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I like the, the other one.
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What do you do?
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And they go, how about this joke?
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It s like judging that, but I was at once, we did it, he does those charity things, they re really great.
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Night of Too Many Stars for autism.
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And I did a bit with Tina Fey and we were in Radio City or someplace and they had an orchestra pit in the front and
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He came out and he had a laptop with him and he s, you know, he s got his glasses on.
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I go, oh, what are you doing?
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What s up?
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What are you doing, Smigel?
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And he goes, oh, I m changing all the, I m changing all the fucks to shits because we re airing on Comedy Central, so we can t say dirty words.
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So I m changing all the fucks to shits.
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I go, oh, cool, or whatever.
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So I m doing our bit with me and Tina and I see Smigel backing up and he s typing in this thing and he backs up.
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and he falls into the orchestra.
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He falls like six feet down into the... I go, holy crap.
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I run over.
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I go, Spigo, are you okay, dude?
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What s up?
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Are you... He looked like a Jerry Lewis would look like if he fell.
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It was like a chalk outline of a body.
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His glasses were broken and the laptop was in three pieces and I ran down.
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I go, dude, oh my God, are you okay, buddy?
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And he goes, without missing a
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He goes, uh, change all the fucks to shits.
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Oh my God.
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That s too funny.
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By the way, what a dumb note.
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Like no one s offended by shit.
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Like that was his last words, you know?
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Wow.
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That was, I m going to laugh about that even more later.
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That s going to go through my head today.
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It s so funny, man.
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That s so Robert.
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He is so fucking obsessed.
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I went to a concert with Lorne.
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We went to go see Sting and Paul Simon.
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And it was an amazing concert.
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So they re playing together, Paul Simon and Sting.
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And Paul Simon, you know, is probably in his 70s, I think.
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And so he just looks like Paul Simon in his 70s.
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And Sting is next to him and he s just jacked.
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Yeah, he is.
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He s got muscles.
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And he s got like a t-shirt pulled down, like a John Barbados kind of wrinkled.
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He s a badass.
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And he s playing bass and he s just got veins coming out of his muscles.
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And so I came in, I went and got two beers and a couple hot dogs and I gave it to Lauren and I go, how old is Sting?
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And Lauren s like, he s probably 63 or something.
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I go, I don t think I ever want to be in that good of shape when I m 63.
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And without missing a beat, Lauren goes, I don t think you have any problem.
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I don t think that ll be a problem.
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I don t never want to be that, I don t want to be that in that kind of shape when I m 62.
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It s not something you have to worry about.
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Yeah, I don t think you have to worry about that.
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Do you have other Lorna-isms?
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Cause I ve done some on this podcast, but he is, he s a philosopher and I don t know sometimes if, if they re original cause they re so brilliant or he gets them from elsewhere.
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But do you remember you would do, Dana, you did a guess which Paul?
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Oh, he s like, well, I m having dinner the other night with Paul.
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Guess which Paul?
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That would be Paul McCartney.
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Wrong, Paul Provenza.
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What s the, you know, that joke, how do you get to Lauren s house?
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What s the directions to Lauren s house?
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I don t know.
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You go up to Main Street and then you go right, right, right, right, right.
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That s funny.
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All right.
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Jimmy, do you feel like you re Lauren s best friend?
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Do I feel like I m Lauren s best friend?
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Out of all the SNL people.
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You ve worked longer with him if you had SNL and then the two late shows and now, so you ve worked closely with him as long as any, but 25 years or something.
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Yeah, I would say he definitely is my best friend, but I mean, if it wasn t for him, I wouldn t have gotten Late Night.
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NBC didn t really want me, they wanted someone else.
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God, that s crazy.
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I remember when you consulted me.
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When I heard you were available and they were thinking, that s so fucking perfect.
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I was like, if you felt like doing it, because your range is so huge.
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I was leaving SNL and then Conan had signed something where he was going to get The Tonight Show in like six years or something.
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Five years, yeah.
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Something like that.
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Which was such a fucked up thing.
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I never heard of that happening.
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They wanted to keep Jay, but not lose Conan.
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That was the compromise.
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Yeah.
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So I remember, I was leaving SNL and Lauren goes, well, do you ever want to maybe host a show, you know, you could take over Conan in five years.
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And I go, I don t know if I would do that.
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I mean, I think I m going to be, you know, big Hollywood star.
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She s like, but I m like, I m gonna go do movies or whatever.
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And he s like, and Tina Fey was in the office.
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She was like, I think you d be great at that.
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you re like Irish and you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone, that would be right up your alley.
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That s all it takes.
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Yeah, that s all it takes.
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And all the stuff that you got to do on the talk shows that weren t totally SNL friendly, they were just different long dance numbers and we ll go over those in a minute.
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But it was like, so then I go and I try movies, they didn t work.
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Same, same.
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I ll tell you something that Sandler had said to me, because I had Clean Slate and Trapped in Paradise, and I know you had two as well, and I had things I was developing with Smigel and other people, but Sandler at one point said to me, sidles up, you could do it, Patrick goes, Carvey, they don t, they meaning the people making movies that aren t us, they don t really know how to do it.
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they don t really know how to make it, where to put the camera, what to be funny, you know?
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Wow.
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I never forgot that.
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Yeah, because you said something once I found fascinating, the idea of you get to the set at 5.30 and you do the thing and the blocking and the master shot, by four, 10 hours later, you ve said the line 150 times, 200 times, and now you re going to say it for the movie.
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It s like,
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It s not even English.
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It doesn t even sound like it.
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I go, dude, I peaked at like 10 in the morning.
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You want me to be funny now?
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I m so exhausted.
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I m like, I can t be funny and like, then it s, movies just weren t my thing at all.
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But then, so then Lorne, I go, he goes five years later and he goes,
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Remember I asked you that thing, I go, yeah, well, let me ask my wife because now I m married.
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So, I go, okay.
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So, I asked Nancy, she s like, you got to do it, you got to do it.
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I mean, look at the list, I mean, Letterman, Conan and you, that s a great list, you have to do it even if it doesn t work.
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So she was like, I ll move to New York.
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And so I said, yeah, I want to do it.
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And then NBC was like, yeah, we re not sure we want to be in the Jimmy Fallon business.
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Really?
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What the fuck?
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After all your SNL stuff and your talk show appearances?
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When did you host the Video Music Awards?
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Because I thought you did a great job.
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I go, oh, this is a whole new thing.
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Like you were perfect for that.
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Yeah.
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That was playing your guitar.
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2004 or something like that or 2002 or something like that.
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One of those.
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Was that during SNL or right after?
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That was during SNL.
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Oh, no, that was right after SNL.
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That s when I was leaving to do movies and stuff.
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Because that was like a good all around thing to do.
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But you were in Smash right away, right?
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Yeah.
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When you got on that late night show, I mean, pretty much, right?
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Well, it worked.
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Yeah.
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It kind of.
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Yeah.
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Smash was a strong word, Dana.
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Yeah.
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Smash is a strong word.
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I ll say stuff that I say about Jim, Jimmy, when he s not around.
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There s never been anyone with your range and you re so versatile, talent-wise.
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I m going back to Steve Allen.
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And then also your likeability is a 12.
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And then your interview skills where you make it all about the person, you know, you re just like Carson.
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So I thought you were like made out of a factory and then tall and handsome.
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I was like, and he can play guitar and he does Dylan and he can do Neil Young better than Neil Young.
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And you two could make it tonight.
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And they think the roots in Jimmy are better than you.
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It s like, it goes on and on.
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So yeah, I felt you were made out of some kind of German factory.
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We shall make the greatest talk show host.
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Six foot two, check.
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Voices, check.
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Likeability, check.
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Let him go, release him.
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Dancing.
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I heard from somebody, a little birdie told me, that when you and Justin Timberlake are out there doing all your choreography with the choreographer, that you get it in one take.
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Like this woman does like 10 steps and you re like, you can do that too.
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So that s my mic drop on complimenting
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Jimmy Fallon.
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I ll take a mic drop from Danny Carpenter.
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And Jimmy s willing to travel to Coney Island for bits.
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That s right.
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Because when they do, like, I always tell them when I come to New York, I go, so you do the show, which is already like a beating, just a long day.
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And you have to be very present and focused.
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And we re going to do this.
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We got to rehearse this bit.
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And then sometimes after the show, you travel somewhere and pre-tape something.
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Yeah.
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It s like J-Lo wants to go on the jungle gym and we got to go to, you know, Long Island for this bit.
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And then you got to do bumper cars with Chris Hemsworth.
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You got to do it.
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30 years in, Letterman stopped doing that, right?
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When you get to hit 30, Christ sakes, into that fourth decade, I think it s a hard out at 530, all right?
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I mean, that s, how are you pacing yourself, I think is the question, right, David?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I don t, I think, you know, there s something about this that s fun, that s different than SNL is because it s every day.
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So, SNL, if you did a sketch and it was, and it tanked, you had to wait.
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You had to wait.
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You have a week to be depressed.
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And you re like, oh, that was awful, so embarrassing.
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This one, if I do a bit that tanks, I have another show the next day and I go, oh, I ll recover tomorrow.
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Well, you also have full say, like at SNL s read through, then you re crossing your fingers and you get on like a fifth of what you hand in.
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And if you re there, you like something it s in, you don t like something it s out.
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That s kind of, that s kind of good.
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At least you go with your strength.
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You go, I can, I think I can make this one work.
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We got great writers.
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We re in a good groove right now.
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We got some great writers here and good producers.
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It s like, Oh, it s super fun.
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It s like, you know, when it s, when it s really fun, it s like kind of camp, almost like summer camp.
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Everyone s together and I got a bit and I got a bit and I got a thing.
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And it s like, that s exciting for me.
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And so every day I come in and you go like, Oh, that, that s such a dumb idea, but I love it.
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Let s do it.
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Cause it ll make me laugh.
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Right.
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And when you go on the show, Dana knows for the audience, you re very helpful.
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So, you know, it s a fun atmosphere.
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You get backstage, you come back, bullshit a second.
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And then you go out there and if I m stumbling through a bit, you re jumping in, helping and making sure everything works.
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So, all that stuff helps because, you know, you want everyone to look good and
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and the show keeps going, but the show keeps going still, still, still, so I guess it s just up to you to figure out one day if it s just too much of a beating.
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Jimmy is the only, and I ve loved all my hosts, Letterman, everybody, Conan, all of them, Jimmy is the only one who I literally could go out and throw anything at him, like I said, any accent, any bit, he would just start laughing and just go right at it.
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So that is singularly unique.
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And the next time I m in New York, which I gotta come out soon, because I just wanna hang out with you, I m gonna surprise you with something.
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Don t tell me what it is and don t tell me what you re doing.
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I m not going to tell you because I might decide when I m behind the curtain when you re introducing me.
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But I did that to Jerry.
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We had Jerry Lewis on the show and I did that to him and he didn t really roll with it.
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It was weird.
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He was like, wait, you want to do this now?
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I m like, I m like, let s have the Roots play jazz.
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And you do the jazz bit where like you re
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You open your mouth and you point at things, which is brilliant.
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I go, why not play with it?
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See if it s fun.
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And he goes, yeah, he goes, you know, it s so weird getting older.
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I haven t been in the city in so long.
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Actually, when he came out, he started doing like old Jerry Lewis voice.
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So he was like,
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First time I was, you know, and he started, it s really, really interesting.
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I was like, cool.
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And then he goes, but I m older now and I m in, so I m taking the subway and I m on the subway.
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And, and he goes, and I see this kid with dyed hair.
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He has spikes, right?
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He has a red, a green, a blue hair and these piercings everywhere.
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And he s just, and I m just looking at him and this kid goes, what are you looking at?
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You got a problem?
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I go, oh, wow.
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And I go, what did you say to him?
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He goes, I said, no, just 20 years ago, I had sex with a parrot.
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I think you might be my son.
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He was like setting me up for a joke the whole time.
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That s kind of funny though.
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I felt bad for him.
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I thought he was getting picked on on the subway and then he s just setting up this joke.
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It was really dark.
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It crushed, it crushed, it crushed.
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It was so funny.
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He s like, no, I just had sex with the parrot 20 years ago.
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I think you might be my son.
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That s a good weird bit though and I actually like it s out of left field.
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I had dinner accidentally with the ingenue in Cinderfella.
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We re going back to Jerry Lewis in the mid-60s where he is writing, directing, producing his movies.
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Yeah.
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And it was and then so I did watch some of it where he does this long dance on the soundstage.
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And it really is avant-garde.
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It s no wonder the French love him.
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I appreciated it so much more.
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I watched it like six months ago.
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I was like, damn.
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So that is kind of brilliant.
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Was that Cinderfella, the one where he s getting in the argument, he s the boss and he has a cigar and he s yelling through the jazz?
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Yeah.
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It s the best thing.
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It s unbelievable.
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And it might have been called self-indulgent then, but now it s like it just keeps going and going and going and it s brilliant, really brilliant.
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I swear, I thought Sandler was talking about doing a remake of Cinderfella in the old, old days.
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It sounds kind of up his alley.
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He can say that s true or not, but I remember, why did I hear that?
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I think he really just thought Janis was funny.
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Spader, are you doing a new Netflix movie?
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You know, that s a great question, Jimmy.
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I m glad that when I just texted you that, you got it.
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Because you know what?
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The Wrong Missy was unbelievably funny.
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It was fantastic.
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I loved it.
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And everyone I recommend, everyone, I m like, dude, you want to laugh, watch The Wrong Missy.
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You won t even believe how funny.
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And everyone s like, this is the funniest movie ever.
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The Wrong Missy we stumbled upon.
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And I m finally, there was a rumor at the beginning you were going to ask us questions, but I m glad it s finally happening.
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The wrong Missy rumor there s a rumor when you re like I want to ask you guys stuff I m like that movie did 200 billion minutes or however, they keep track of it was yeah It s a number one movie in the world and you re like, I can t believe it.
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They re like, um, we can t believe it
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That s pretty funny.
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And then like for a week straight, they re like, number one in the world, number one in the world.
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And I m like.
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Who was the actress that played Missy?
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Lauren Lapkus, and she s great.
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Holy moly, she was funny.
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Yeah, Jim Carrey-esque level.
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Yes, yes.
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Just enough, just enough to be so funny and not annoying.
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It was like brilliantly done.
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She should have won an Oscar.
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She should have won a funny.
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Honestly, you know, Jimmy, I was thinking that because
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When Tiffany Haddish was up for an Oscar for Road Trip, was it?
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I was thinking, oh, it is actually possible.
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Like, Lauren could have been up for that because, I mean, it s R-rated and stuff, but she was so good and so out of the blue.
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Never seen anything like it.
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I was so impressed.
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And the movie did so well that I was like, it wouldn t surprise me.
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It would have surprised me because that stuff doesn t happen, and it did not.
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Who directed that?
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What team was that?
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That was Tyler Spindell.
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That was from Happy Madison.
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Yeah, I know him.
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Adam s nephew.
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Yeah, he s good.
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He s doing a new one with Pierce Brosnan right now, but I would do another Wrong Missy.
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I m actually meeting someone today about a movie with Lauren, because Lauren is great.
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Yeah, do a sequel, Wrong or Missy?
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Well, we re like Bogey and McCall at this point, I feel.
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Which one s Bogey?
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I don t know.
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I don t know who those people are.
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That was like an old Laurel and Hardy bit that used to go like, no, me and the boss are just like this.
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And he crossed her fingers and he goes, which one s you?
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And he s like, well, at any point, he s like, well, this one s like, just get out of here.
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Yeah, he crossed, which finger is the boss?
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Yeah, get out of here.
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By the way, enough about me, but I did like that.
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Thank you, Jimmy.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Also, when you guys were talking about Neil Young, I had a confession that you said people have different levels of their voice.
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When I was listening to,
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Guns N  Roses, who a lot of you people know, it s a new band.
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The number one song, the number one song.
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Number one with a butt.
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Guns N  Roses.
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What did he do that old song?
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Guns N  Roses.
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Mama, take this badge.
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Oh yeah.
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I thought it was two people singing.
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Guns and Roses with Welcome to the Jungle.
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Because he goes low and then he goes higher.
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You two fucking fools, listen to my story.
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All right, go ahead Dave.
5
SPEAKER_01
Checking in on Revive the Boss.
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Bruce Springsteen, a man and his guitar.
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A man who likes to call his guitar his own.
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And here he is.
5
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And he writes, Dear Casey, Dear Casey, can I ever play guitar like Bruce Springsteen?
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And the answer is yes.
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Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
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Dear Casey, I m a bit of a fuck up.
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Is there any chance for me in show business?
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Of course there is.
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And he writes, Dear Casey, I m a complete dick to most people I meet.
5
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How can I be a nicer person?
5
SPEAKER_03
Dear Casey, I read Playboy just for the articles.
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Dear Casey, this may be off subject, but I whack off 35 times a day.
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SPEAKER_03
Dear Casey, I put a Fitbit on my left hand and I get no steps.
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SPEAKER_03
I put Fitbit on my right hand, I get 500 million.
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SPEAKER_03
What am I doing with my right hand?
5
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Dear Casey, my socks tend to droop.
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How can I hold them up and keep them from drooping?
5
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Writes Ben Swiller from Tallahassee, Florida.
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I put my girlfriend s scrunchie around my dick and balls.
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Is there an easy way to get off?
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Oh come on, we re going blue today!
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I don t care.
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What are you doing?
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I don t care.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing to me?
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What is this, a corporate gig?
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Hey, this guy, over here, this guy, over there, over here.
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No.
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Get over here, get out of here.
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Yeah, we got enough of the blue.
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Get over here first, and then get out of here.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Get over here.
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Hey, get over here.
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Get out of here.
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All right, David, finish your story.
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Now I feel bad.
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Nobody gives a fat fuck about my stupid story about Axl Rose, who s a- You thought it was two people.
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Thank you, Jimmy, you track that story.
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But that was the one where he goes, Mama, take this badge from me.
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Mama, take this badge from me.
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And he goes, well, give me Welcome to the Jungle.
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You gotta be able to do Heaven s Door.
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Mama, take this badge from me.
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No, he goes, well, knock it on Heaven s Door.
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And I thought that was a different person.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you d fucking follow the story.
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You re Arizona.
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I hate your guts.
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You Arizona guys.
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Who are you talking to, me or Dana?
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No, I like you, Jimmy.
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You seem cool.
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We re supposed to have dinner tonight.
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You know what, Dana, when you come to New York.
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And a celebrity hangout.
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Ooh, hot spot.
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Oh yeah, we are going to go to dinner.
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Me and Dana were cheating on you, Jimmy.
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Oh, is flying the wall being a hit just changing you guys or do you act different now?
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We re cockier.
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You are?
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And you go to hotspots now?
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LA hotspots?
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We go to hotspots with CNBC and I m a man about town.
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SPEAKER_04
You re making a move in my 60s.
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They go, oh you re getting famous.
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No one can do what he s doing.
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Check his Wikipedia.
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You re getting famous.
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I m not talking about a show that made you famous.
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I m like.
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He didn t fade.
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He s as sharp as ever.
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Almost 80.
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I listen to you and Smart List.
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They re my favorite podcast.
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Oh, what about Clueless?
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That s David s new podcast.
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I like to go back to the scrunchie around the balls.
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That was a real question.
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My wife loves this podcast.
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She doesn t like it to go to.
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She doesn t mind people say fuck motherfucker shit, but you know, deep downtown gynecological type stuff and balls and dick.
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Maybe it s not a favorite downtown uptown round down round town.
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I m doing George Carlin.
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Oh yeah.
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Later George Carlin.
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George, drop the G and you ll have orange.
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Why are there no blue fruits?
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There s no blue fruits.
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Shoes, everyone needs shoes.
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You can download, upload, uptown download.
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Jumbos.
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Big shoes, shrimp.
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Big shoes, little shoes, brown shoes, yellow shoes.
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Garage sale.
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Girl s shoes, boy s shoes.
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Everyone needs shoes.
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Garage sale.
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Garage leather shoes.
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SPEAKER_07
They re not selling the garage.
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Honey, we re selling the garage.
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the king of lists he was he was had a memorized the list and he would just yeah cranberry yogurt strawberry yogurt vanilla at the end it was like that it was like there s no blue food and you go what about blueberries and he goes okay there s one
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I waited on George Carlin at the Holiday Inn in 1976.
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Oh, I ve heard.
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Tell Jimmy.
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I brought him a bowl and we liked it!
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We liked it!
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I loved it!
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No!
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I waited on George Carlin in 1956.
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And he was doing hippy-dippy weatherman.
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He s a hippy-dippy weatherman.
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He s not a normal weatherman.
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He s a hippy-doo weatherman.
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Tomorrow s forecast, hot.
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Tonight s forecast, dark.
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Tomorrow s freaking far out, man.
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Far out, man.
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He s the greatest guy ever, man.
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What about a guy who talks like this?
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What s your latest voice?
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Most of my impressions are that.
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I was Pat O Brien.
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I did Pat O Brien like that.
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Pat O Brien s great.
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DJ, everything was this voice.
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I would do a, welcome back, you re listening to Z105, everybody.
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We re here with the great David Spade.
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David, we were just talking backstage.
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I wanted to talk about your movie.
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We ll be right back on the Z. Z105.
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And then you go to commercial and you go, David, thanks for being your man.
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We re going to talk about your movie.
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I was so funny on Netflix.
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All right, here we go.
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We re coming right back.
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And we re back here, Z105.
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I m here with David Spade.
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Hey, David, I did not like your movie.
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That was terrible.
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And you go, wait, you just told me before.
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That s basically how you do Regis Philbin.
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You gotta go there if you re gonna do Regis.
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Honest to God, is there anyone better than Jimmy Fallon?
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He s very nice.
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I ve stolen your Regis Philbin.
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I do your Regis Philbin when I do it and I do Dana yelling like Regis Philbin.
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That s it.
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You got it.
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I got one Jimmy before I got to go in a little bit, but Jimmy we have a hard hour No, Jimmy when you go on these radio shows like they go Dana Like you re doing a gig in that town and they go you got you got a call into the zoo.
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Oh, yeah Yeah, Tommy.
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Oh, yeah, so they go like this.
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Hey David.
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We got 30 seconds.
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Okay, we re gonna put you on hold and we pick up It s gonna be Jim Bobo zip zip a talking zebra a Bitcoin a robot and a cockatoo.
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Okay, and
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You ll know who everyone is.
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Okay, here we go.
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Three, two, one.
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And you go, wait, what am I, what s going on?
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I was a DJ.
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See if you guys think this is funny.
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It s not, but I was a DJ in college, and I would go, I go, it s 3.13 in the city, 2.11 on the Dane Rock.
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It was always a different time than the real time.
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It s four o clock in the city, 3 p.m.
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on the Dane Rock.
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I don t know what, that was my moniker.
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It s not bad, and it didn t stick.
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I like it.
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It didn t stick.
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It didn t stick.
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Because you re on your own planet.
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You re on your own thing when you re listening to Dane Rock.
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Dane Rock, I know.
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I know.
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I like it.
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It s 3 p.m.
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in Sacramento, but it s 1230.
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On the Jimmy Rock.
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On the Jimmy Rock.
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I used to get just Tommy and the Bull.
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It s Tommy and the Bull.
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You know, you wake up at 6 a.m.
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playing some shitbox club in Mississippi, you know.
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Tommy and the Bull in the I-9.
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Yeah, the Grease Man.
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Remember the Grease Man?
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Oh, I remember Grease.
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The Grease.
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What about Lycus?
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Dear, never pay for a woman s lunch.
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All right.
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Jimmy, I ll ask you one last question.
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David, do you have one last question?
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Does he get one last one?
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Okay, you got one minute.
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I was going to summarize this whole appearance.
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Wait a minute, Dana usually gets one last question, then you summarize.
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Go ahead, Dana.
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What was it like on Saturday Night Live?
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You know, when you re leaving, the worst question, do you ever, do you ever listen to Howard Stern always ends his interviews the best where he s like, all right, well, we ve done it all.
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We ve said it all.
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No, Jimmy, I love Howard, you ve done it all.
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David, David, you ve done it all.
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You ve done it all.
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So we ve said it all.
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You ve done it all.
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It s great.
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And you ve said it all.
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You know you re getting pushed out the door.
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You re pushing out the door.
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They re like, that s the end of the interview.
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I like his laugh when he goes.
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Oh yeah.
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I can t even do it.
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I used to do an impression of him and now it s just lost.
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That was pretty good.
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Can I do my Trump not saying anything for you?
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Yeah.
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Okay, we ll end on that.
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There s no subject.
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Frankly, let me tell you, you re going to be seeing a lot of it that I could tell you.
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I mean, when you look at it, and it didn t work out so great for some of those people, you re seeing it all over the place.
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Many people are saying, we don t want that.
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We re not people who do that, okay?
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So when you look at it, what they re doing, look at all of it, people are very disappointed because it s a terrible deal, a really bad deal.
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We re going to be doing something very soon, and you re going to be seeing a lot of it.
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You re going to be happy like you wouldn t believe.
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SPEAKER_02
He literally has no subject matter.
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He s not talking about anything.
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Oh, it s so good.
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Anything.
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That could fit into anything.
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That s his genius.
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Wait, do you have one, do you have one, come on, do you have one question?
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Sorry, Dana.
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How was, what was it like on Saturday Night Live?
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I don t think so.
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All right, so David, do you want to sum it?
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No, I would say, what are you happiest about when people stop you at an airport or on the street and when they mention a specific thing throughout your long career, which is the one that kind of go, oh, you know that one, you like that one, huh?
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Yeah, you may not have that at the tip of your brain.
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Oh, well, like cowbell is the sketch everyone asked about.
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Oh, yeah.
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That one, which, by the way, is not sleep on cowbell.
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One of the best of all time.
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That was not almost didn t make it to air.
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That was not supposed to make it.
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It was in the it was in the what do you call that?
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The one that before before goodnight s.
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Yes, it s in the death one.
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It was in the death with Christopher Walken.
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Yep.
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Oh, wow.
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With Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell and it was that, it aired probably right at the end of the show, like probably 10 to 1.
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Oh, 5 to 1, yeah.
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It was 5 to 1, it was a weird sketch and everyone was on fire, dude.
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Everyone was being super funny and it was like my third or fourth show on the show and I remember... Wow.
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That s where I got the reputation for laughing and breaking in the scene because it was just, everyone was
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Will Ferrell was so funny, and Catan, and Horatio, and then Walken was doing like an impression of Walken.
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He wasn t even doing himself.
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He was, you know, we got to what?
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You know, he was like.
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I got a hankering for more cowbell.
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And it started, the room started shaking.
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Do you know when the room, when SNL is like shaking.
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It s hooked.
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Yeah.
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I mean.
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I was there that night.
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You were?
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I did a guest spot or something, and I remember it,
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I call it levitated the room, like went to another level.
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What sketch of yours crushed the hardest that levitated the room?
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Head Wound Harry?
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Yeah, Head Wound Harry with the dog is up there.
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I was there for that.
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I was doing Church Lady with Joe Montana.
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and Walter Pate and a lot of sexual innuendo.
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I wasn t my proudest moment, but this old guy came up to me afterwards, you know, I ve been in charge of sound, I ve been looking at the meters for decades, and I ain t never seen him peak like that.
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Wow.
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And I said, come and get some.
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Spade, how about you?
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What was your crusher?
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Buh-Bye?
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Too many to mention.
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No, Buh-Bye also, and you are Buh-Bye,
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was probably the one that we only did once or twice that had the most lasting effect.
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And then, oh, one of the best moments is when Farley grabs you by the neck and goes, lay off me, I m starving.
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Oh, yeah, the Gap Girls?
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Yeah, when he goes, lay off me, I m starving.
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No, wait, how do we- It starts Monday.
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Wait, how do we all do impressions?
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And David, you did not do Michael J. Fox.
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Oh, we do that a lot of shows.
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Yeah, casually, sorry, you were introduced to David.
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It s because it s sad I only do one.
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No, it s not.
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People are waiting for it.
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It s the end of the podcast.
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Hey, Sarge.
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Hey, Sarge.
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Yeah.
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And casualties of war.
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Michael Fox.
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Michael J. Fox.
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Hey, listen, you got to give me a minute on this here, Sarge.
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She s just a farm girl.
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She did nothing wrong.
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It s you should do a cameo as Michael J. Fox.
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Like, you know, those things we can do.
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It s nine dollars.
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Yeah.
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And you charge a buck.
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Everybody say Sarge.
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You guys should do.
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Oh, none of us are on SNL.
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We do celebrity cameos.
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You should do on your show.
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Do all impressions and everyone does their cameo.
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Yeah, you know, it s funny shit.
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Hey, I heard it s your birthday Sarge
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You re getting your birthday Sarge.
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You re gonna have a good time.
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I can t do it without saying Sarge to someone.
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I need Sarge.
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You gotta have Sarge in there.
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He s talking to Sean Penn in the scene.
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Sean Penn attacked a farm girl and Michael J. Fox doesn t like it.
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I heard you re getting your kidney removed, Sarge.
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And I just wanted to wish you the best.
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The key to getting an Oscar is always look like the sun is in your eyes.
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Oh yeah, that is good.
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That s part of it.
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Don t give away all the tricks.
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All right, Jimmy, I know you got the show tonight.
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We appreciate it.
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Yeah, enjoy the show tonight.
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Thank you so much for inviting me to do the show.
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You guys are two of my favorite comedians ever on the planet, and I just love both you guys so much, and congrats on the show, and I hope I didn t bore you guys too much.
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No way.
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It was such a blast.
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I told David last night on our walkie-talkie, I go, Jimmy s just gonna be fun, and you were.
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It was just a blast.
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It was just a blast.
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We didn t get to all the questions.
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We were supposed to ask a lot of new questions.
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We didn t get to them.
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It was just a surprise scare band.
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Hey, go to the Gap.
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Go to the Price of the Cable Coonics winners.
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Okay, bye.
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Bye.
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Thank you.
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Bye, boys.
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Hey, what s up, flies?
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What s up, fleas?
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What s up, people that listen?
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We want to hear from you and your dumb questions.
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Questions, ask us anything.
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Anything you want.
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You can email us at flyonthewallatcadence13.com.
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Yeah, you read it.
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Okay.
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This is from Linda Brandt.
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Hi, David and Dana, that s nice.
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Hi, Linda.
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If you could go back and be on any season of SNL other than your own, which cast would you most want to work with?
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And what do you think you could add to the mix?
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Thanks for the podcast.
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I look forward to it almost every week.
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Sometimes I m busy.
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That s too much information.
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So anyway, what do you think?
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Who would you go back to or forward to?
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I have a big coat on right now.
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By the way, if we ever sell merch, Dana, we ll sell just a black t-shirt.
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That s your merch.
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It s called Be Simple and Black.
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It s called Be Cool, you re cool.
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Chicks like this, if you have a pair of Levi s and a black t-shirt and you re kind of fit, like most of our crew is here, the ladies go crazy.
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Ladies!
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It s all about the relationship between the shoulder and the hip.
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If I had to go back in time and do an SNL cast, I think I would probably wanna be on that first year just because it was such an explosion of, just blew up the whole country and no one saw it coming.
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I don t think I could add a lot to it.
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I m not a super character guy.
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I would just like to be there because it was so cool and it was such a big fucking deal.
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Dana?
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Thank you, David.
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I think that when I think about people I d like to play with, I couldn t really pick a cast or a season, but I d love to have been in Coneheads with Dan Aykroyd, or loved to have done something with Bill Murray.
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I got to do stuff with Phil Hartman and Mike Myers and Adam Thawbalthu and all those people.
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Whenever you make a list, later on you re up at night.
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What s wrong, honey?
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Well, Will Ferrell.
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I forgot to mention.
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I loved being a killer sketch with Will Ferrell.
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I did do one where Will is 6 4 , 230, and I played his dad, Bush Sr.
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He was Bush Jr., and he had to sit on my lap.
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I m 5 8 , 150 on a good day.
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But the surgery was successful.
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It was a hip.
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But no, we did do that, and that was awesome.
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I do also, well, I like everybody.
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I think the current cast is best.
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I hate a grumpy old man, and my day was better.
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I say the current cast, I would love to go in there with Chris Redd and Heidi Gardner and obviously that s all I can do.
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I m sorry, I can t answer the question because it s a fool s game.
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Yeah, it takes people a long time to know the cast.
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So by the time you know them well is about the time when they leave.
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So the cast is usually more famous after the show.
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When we were there, not many people knew us.
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And then you leave and they go, oh, that was such a great time.
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Meanwhile, everyone said we sucked.
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So when we were there, and that usually happens, they go, this cast sucks.
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I wish I d stayed a few more as long.
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I could have gone toe to toe with you since we should have done some kind of like, hey, I m Fricky, I m Fracky.
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You know, it s a little talk show characters.
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Fricky and Fracky could have possibly gone to read through and crushed it.
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But thank you for asking and keep the questions coming and we ll keep the answers long.
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Fly on the Wall has been a presentation of Cadence 13.
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Please listen, rate, and review all episodes.
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You do it.
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Don t leave until you take care of this.
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