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So if you re listening to our podcast right now, you probably know about my family s loss.
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And I just wanna say that the amount of outpouring online and emailing and people I still haven t been able to call back is incredible.
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I thought about this over the holidays and I decided to come back to the podcast because I think, you know, it s a long day where you re not working, you get in your head, and I think it s gonna be a great break.
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And I think it s really cool to laugh.
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And so with that, here I am with my old friend, David Spade, on with the show.
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You know, Dana, I have to say, to add to that, that
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there was so much goodwill out there that was going through me to tell you.
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Even Mrs. Farley, Chris s mom, wrote a letter for me to give to you.
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I couldn t give it to you yet, because I hadn t seen you, but I just thought, I ll wait on that.
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But just to show you, it s really everywhere, and I just didn t want to overload you.
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But as you know, everyone, just it was all very, very nice things.
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No one knows how to deal with it.
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I agree, it s nice to do the show again.
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I know, it s very sweet, and if I could do anything, and you really can t, it s like me and my wife and our son s private journey, and we re all together, and we do a lot of fun things.
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We hike, we go to church, you just wanna make sure that you keep moving, and like I said, doing this and riffing with you, I think is gonna be very healthy for me.
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and as I recover, because I m kind of on the pain train and with about millions of other people on this planet, and you don t know how long you re gonna be on it or when it ll stop or when it will get better.
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But in the meantime, all this kind of stuff is very healthy, so.
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I agree.
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I mean, I ve gone through things.
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Now, I can t say the same things, but when I have things in my life, sometimes I go back too quickly.
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a day later, a week later, but I do like to get my mind off things and it doesn t mean I forgot anything, it just means I just need a break and we laugh a lot together, we re together and I like leaving you messages and trying to make you laugh because, you know, just things in life happen, but we can move on and we re just gonna, this episode,
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of Flyin  the Wall is just me and you, which I kind of like.
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I m so sick of those fucking guests.
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But other than that, no, they re good.
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You re so needy and you gotta do research.
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No.
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Where d you go to high school?
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I know, and toward the end of it, I m like, oh wait, do they have to talk?
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We have to go to them sometimes.
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So I just wanted to catch up with you on a few things, because I haven t...
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seeing you in a bit and it was a lot happened.
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There was award season and I don t know if you did see.
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Well, basically, honestly, they should really just connect all these awards and make them one day.
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It s just two hours show and then just go right into the next one.
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You know what I mean?
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Powder the makeup, switch the dress because it s too many and they re all the same, exactly the same.
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I get that its purpose is to promote the industry, but it does at a point when you re watching it, I was watching The Critic s Choice, and there s a point where there s so much praise heaped on the person who is actually just playing in front of a camera and stuff.
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It s like they re playing a pretend world thing.
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I like when you go, I know the purpose is to promote the internet.
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I m like, I didn t even know there was a purpose.
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I m glad you figured out there was a purpose too.
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Yeah, it s like they make-believe in front of a lens.
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It s not like they ve landed on Mars, and they know it, but you heal a broken world when you play the Dracula character.
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Barbie.
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Well, Barbie is a great movie.
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I have nothing against it, but yeah, award shows are really funny that way.
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It just is.
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This is the week of Emmys, Oscars are coming up.
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I was shockingly up for two Golden Globes,
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and two Emmys.
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The Golden Globes were the first funniest because when you re up for TV, they see you in the back.
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Don t get near the precious movie stars.
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You can t tell on TV, but I was back in La Mirada.
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Like if I won somehow, I would have had to take a shuttle to the stage because I couldn t have gotten up there before a commercial.
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It would have been like, excuse me, pardon me, like Bugs Bunny, excuse me, excuse me.
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So luckily I didn t win.
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And then when I did the Emmys,
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This is the grossest story, because I m sitting there, I m pretty close to the front, because I was up for a supporting actor or whatever.
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Nice.
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And then they literally go, and the winner is, and they show us all, and they go, David Hyde Pierce.
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And I swear to God on David, I made a move.
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I made, I lifted 10% of my body weight, and that s all it took for people to go.
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I thought he fucking won for a second.
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I go, no I didn t, I was shifting, I was giving him a standing ovation.
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So embarrassing.
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So in your head, when you heard David, you lifted up and you heard Hyde Pierce, in your head did you think, David, and then I lose?
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Yep.
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And you sat back down.
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I really, it got to David.
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And I didn t think there was another David.
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And I just started to lift, like, the puffiness of my feathered hair was just starting to lift up a quarter inch, and they go, Hyde Pierce.
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And I just quickly deflated, and people were like, let s roll that again.
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That motherfucker flinched.
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He moved a little bit.
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Oh, they did?
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He thought he won, and everyone was like, I saw you.
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It became a meme.
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No, thank God, Lord, there wasn t memes.
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Oh, I would have been the biggest clown.
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But, you know, I was up for it.
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That s the important part.
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I d done 10 years of standup, I was on SNL, but I desperately didn t want to win at that moment.
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Lauren was sitting behind me, I was nominated, and I just broke out in a cold sweat.
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I don t even know what it was.
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I just did not want to have to go up there and get that award, but I did win one later.
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It s a grotesque feeling.
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Oh, you won?
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Whoops, sorry, I had that get out.
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Yes.
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Something slipped out.
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No, I did finally win one six years later and Bob Hope, the Bob Hope for you people under 70, he handed me my award.
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That was kind of weird.
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You see someone as a kid on TV.
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Dude, that s funny because I m not that old, but Amelia Earhart gave me mine.
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Yes, Henry VIII nominated me.
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You re like, that was the one where I think Queen Elizabeth I was hosting.
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Yeah, I think Jesus introduced the person who gave me the award.
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But wait a minute.
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Pilate was sitting next to me.
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Attila the Hun was up for best
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Plunder on the circuit up there.
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Dude, tell me, so what did you win for?
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Was it for SNL character?
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It was a guest star you were hosting.
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Yeah, I got nominated, but I finally won.
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Because in those days, I think you were put in, I was up against Cirque du Soleil and stuff,
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It was like a variety thing.
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I was up against jugglers and circus people and I don t know.
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You re like, that s what I am to the world?
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And then I m the sketch guy.
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So then someone said, you know, they don t even really look at the tapes, you know.
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He told me the behind the scenes of how to win an Emmy.
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So somehow I changed my little byline or something.
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That s how I probably got it.
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because it is true what you re up against, because I was up for, the Golden Globes were tougher because it was best supporting actor on TV or movies.
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So I feel like I already won because it wasn t a comedy, it was comedy, drama, and movies that are on TV.
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So I was up against, I think, Don Cheadle from ER, and then talk about old.
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You know who won?
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Gregory Peck, no joke.
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He did 90 seconds is a cameo in a movie called Moby Dick.
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And he went up there and I was so shocked because I thought he died 10 years before that.
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So he walks up there and then he goes, I can t believe I m getting an award for a 90 second cameo.
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And I m in the back going, me either.
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Give it to me!
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His name is Greg Pecking Order, was his real name, but he shortened it to Peck.
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But, I m Gregory Peck, and used to talk very deep.
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I actually was in an award show.
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now that we re on award show stuff.
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Kirk Douglas was getting the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award, because I had done a movie with him and Burt Lancaster the year before.
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And Danny DeVito, I d only been on SNL 10 shows.
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He introduced me to the stage.
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Here s a guy, Saturday Night Live.
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So no one knew me, very nerve wracking.
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So I did that, but Gregory Peck was sitting next to me and my wife and her mom s,
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ultimate movie stars, Gregory Peck.
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So before the show started, we went over and said hello to him, and he couldn t have been nicer.
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But then behind us was this, we heard this person go, and it was Lauren Bacall, and she was pissed.
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I could see what Bogart put up with.
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Really?
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I felt bad for Humphrey Bogart that moment.
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I could see what he put up with.
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No, we were in the wrong.
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The AFI Award, that is a, that s a Teamsters Union, I think, award.
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Yes.
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These people, Gregory Peck, the AFI, which is the Auto Workers Union Award, I think, they are nervous, and I was nervous there being up for many, many, many awards.
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So, which brings me to Joe Coy, because so many people said, hey, you re a stand-up and you ve hosted stuff.
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How did he do?
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And it s such a big subject because I think one of the problems, one of them, I don t think he bombed, really.
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I think that was a rumor that got started and then everyone kind of ran with it.
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People go, I heard he was horrible.
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And I go, did you see it?
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They go, no, but that s what I heard.
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And I go, well, it s not that fair.
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because you re nervous getting an award.
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So you re playing for a crowd of people that just want to get the monologue over with so they can figure out, did I win or not, so I can relax.
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That s one problem.
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And I think he s not as well known as a lot of hosts.
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Steve Martin, everyone reveres.
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Ricky Gervais, everyone fears.
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I mean, he s up there.
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Like him or not, he s very ballsy.
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He s had huge hit shows.
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He s very respected.
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and he s one of them.
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And I think Joe Coy, who s a successful comedian, isn t really in the movie and TV world, if you agree, where, so when he comes up, it s like, how dare you talk to Robert De Niro?
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You know what I mean?
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There s a little of that, I think.
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Well, to put Joe Coy in context, yes, he s a gigantic standup with a huge following, but in the way the world works now, it doesn t always matriculate to across the board fame.
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From Sea to Shining Sea, so a lot of people may not have been familiar, you know, Joe Coy plays Arena as he sells out the forum.
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He riffs, he does characters, he tells stories, he s like a powerhouse and incredibly likable and he just ran into an audience that was a regular kind of corporate date that
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A lot of times they don t, you re not the star of the show, you know.
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When you do stand-up, he headlines it, he s the star of the show.
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Now it s a guy who ll fill some time before the awards, you know.
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So it s difficult for everyone.
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Ricky Gervais saying, this is it, I ll never do it again.
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Never, never.
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You re nothing, you know nothing, you ve never been anywhere, you don t mean anything, and he s telling the audience that, so he took all the power back, but only he could do that, because that s just who he is.
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But it was so funny.
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That is a rare thing where you re allowed to do that, but like Steve Martin and Martin Short, I think people like to watch, they re already halfway
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90% laughing when Steve Martin comes up.
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And when it s Joe Coy, they re at zero.
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They re going, okay, you ve got a lot to do here to get me going, I think.
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And going, Taylor Swift was almost pre-offended when she sat down and was just waiting.
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Because I agree, like she s there, she s a big star.
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I mean, he could have said, you know, the Golden Globes, when they found out Taylor Swift was here, they were gonna switch it over to Peacock.
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because that s what the NFL did.
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It s a good one.
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But Taylor Swift, I think, he did do a soft joke towards her, which wasn t really offensive, but I think she could have, she gave him the Joaquin Phoenix Gladiator thumbs down, and once that happened, the tide kind of just- So the idea was he was trying to make fun that when she s at an NFL game, the NFL cuts away to her, but we re not gonna do it so much here,
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It was kind of the, God, was that the exact joke?
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It was something like, so we re going to have more cutaways in the end.
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It was something that was kind of innocuous.
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It wasn t really a burn or anything.
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She could have made a face like, look at me, I m so cute.
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They keep showing me.
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And everyone would have laughed.
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You know, I think when they showed,
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Meryl Streep or someone like Martin Short, they went with the joke and just goofed around and then people laugh because they go, oh, are they okay with it?
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Oh, okay.
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But when she kind of iced it, it was a bit of a heavy lifting after that.
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And that s tough.
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Yeah, well, I ve done a lot of corporate dates and you get used to them and you don t have any expectations and you make sure that
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You just try to charm them.
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And then you could have a little fun, you know?
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Yeah, they always come up to you and go, hey, the CEO s here.
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Say something about him.
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He s got three balls and beats his wife.
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Try to work that in.
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And I go, oh, okay, sure.
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He also said he had 10 days to prepare.
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He only had 10 days, I would have said.
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And I spent the first nine watching Killers of the Flower Moon.
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And that s kind of funny because the movie s so long, but you re just making fun of the length
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And it has no real edge on it to really hurt someone s feelings.
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Everyone feels like, oh, I could laugh at that.
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We all know it s long.
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But when you, there was, oh yeah, the color purple joke about hemorrhoids and ozempic, yeah.
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I just thought, I don t know if I d mix a race movie with a joke.
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It s just a dicier outcome.
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It makes people tighten up.
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Yeah, and I think Joe did say that they actually kind of were writing almost a day of, actually, because it s sort of getting the team together.
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You know what?
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He s selling out the forum this weekend or something.
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He s going to be fine.
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This is nothing.
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And he s actually more famous, and I think he handled it very well in the end of the day.
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You know, you feel some empathy for him, because he s a brilliant stand-up.
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It s ridiculous.
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I want to host it next year and see if I can bomb intentionally.
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We re available.
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One more thing against him.
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Or going against him, not him personally, because I do like him.
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He s been on this podcast.
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He was great.
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If you want to get a feel for him, you can listen to that one.
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But he, it s the first time I ve read ahead of time that people turned it down.
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Like Chris Rock, Ali Wong.
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Ali Wong.
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So that s another thing you got going against you.
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Everyone s like, oh no, who s going to do it?
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Who d they wind up with?
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And then he comes out and they go, oh, they wound up with this guy.
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So he s got to win them over a little extra on top of that.
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You know what I m saying?
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That s a good observation.
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Now I m remembering that.
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They listed all the people that turned it down.
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And these are like long-term iconic names, like Chris Rock or Tina Fey.
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And Joe Coy s doing it.
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Huge following, not a household name.
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Oh, so they got him.
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If you don t know him, yeah, they go, oh, that also- If you haven t seen his specials on Netflix, yeah.
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Right.
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And then some people do know him and some people just go with the crowd and go, Oh, are we deciding to ice him?
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Like it s high school, you know, like it s mean girls, you know?
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Yeah.
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By the way, if one joke didn t work, I d go, Oh, so it s Asian hate.
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That s what I say at my first joke just to make people go, Oh no, no, no.
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I like you.
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And then they have to stand up and applaud.
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Oh yeah.
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That would be a nice table turner.
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Yeah, a lot of Asian hate out here tonight.
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By the way, with Taylor Swift and Kelsey, what s his name?
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Travis.
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Travis.
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Is there like a, like a benefer?
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Is anyone put together a, because we know Swifties, but do we have one for them?
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Oh, you got any?
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I couldn t come up with anything.
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No, I don t think there is one.
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Yeah, Swiftie Travis?
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Oh, I think it s trailer?
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No.
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Wait, there was something I heard once.
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Oh, she s Taylor.
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Do you know that they re saying Chilean Murphy s name wrong?
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They say Killian, but the real name is Chilean Seabass.
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Anyway.
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Why am I hosting with those doozies?
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SPEAKER_00
Well, look, this whole podcast here is really a soft audition for David to host next year s Golden Globes.
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SPEAKER_00
And with these powerhouse one-liners that are coming out, let me put it to you this way, there s lots more where that came from.
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SPEAKER_02
Everyone at home is listening going, is this guy on joke steroids?
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These jokes are too good.
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SPEAKER_02
They can t be real.
1
SPEAKER_02
He s hitting HR s dingers out the fucking over the wall.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, it s like he s just coming off of the top with it, really.
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SPEAKER_00
I d love to see that.
1
SPEAKER_02
No, that s all gonna- But Chelsea Handler, who we haven t had on, but we all know Chelsea, she- Did the Critics  Choice Awards, yeah.
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And you saw that, but people said, oh, she got one in on Joe Coy, her ex-boyfriend, so that makes it even extra juicy.
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but I wonder if he texted her.
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Kind of soft though, you know?
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Yeah.
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And you know, every room s different.
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SPEAKER_00
You d have to be in the room at the Golden Globe as a standup, like sit there, see how they re talking, get the vibe, and then get the vibe of where the Critics  Choice Award, what the feeling of it was.
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But I would say that she really, she charmed them.
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you know, there was a lot of compliments and charm, and then some, and then jokes, but maybe that s, you know, it was just she was gonna do it anyway, but she really, you know.
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Right, I think she knew, at least she got to look at that one and say, what can I learn from that?
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And if she s gonna do a joke, because Joe Coy did, people got mad, he said, oh, those are the writers  jokes, they don t work, the ones I write are good, something like that.
1
SPEAKER_02
Now, the next host that ever did anything might wanna do a joke like that, say, that was from my writers, just to get them an applause, you know, like that kind of thing, you know what I m saying?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, well, there s 48 award shows between January and February, and that s literal, and there is a possibility
1
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that Cillian Murphy might win the Oscar and then forget that he was in the movie.
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It had been so long in so many award shows.
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He goes, what am I up here for?
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SPEAKER_00
They travel the world.
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SPEAKER_00
And what s, well, I should introduce it.
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David and I are now going to do a special third podcast where we just critique award shows.
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I know, what are we doing?
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We re going too far.
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We should talk more about.
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What else can I tell you about my road gigs this weekend on my tour?
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I was in the blizzard, Dana.
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SPEAKER_00
There was an icy storm in the Midwest, and you were apparently caught in the middle of it.
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Can you speak to that?
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Thank you for these hard-hitting questions.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, you had called me, I think, or we talked, and you said you didn t know if the gig was happening.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
You were pretty upset.
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SPEAKER_02
Yeah, they were saying, you know, I m going to Chicago.
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They say it s the worst blizzard, blizzwatch.
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And it s so crazy.
1
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Of course, people go, you re gonna go to Chicago and Michigan in January.
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I m like, oh, I m sure it ll be fine.
1
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I mean, what are you gonna catch, a blizzard?
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SPEAKER_02
Of course, blizzard shut down the airport.
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I got in, landed, and then everything shut down.
1
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School was shut down.
1
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And people on DMs going, please don t do the show.
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I live four blocks away.
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I ll never make it.
1
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I m like, four blocks?
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I just flew six hours.
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I m going.
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If I can go, I m going.
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I can t bail out on the people that show up.
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If one person shows up, I d feel horrible that I didn t go on.
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So I tried and all day I just watched the local weather.
1
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It was so weathery, the weather guy would go, talk for 20 minutes, he goes, let s throw, and they threw to another weather guy.
1
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I m like, I ve never seen him throw to more weather.
1
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And it was like a chick because she was like tired going, okay, I got her from here.
1
SPEAKER_02
All right, yeah, it s horrible.
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SPEAKER_02
And so it s weather porn at a certain point because,
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They just want to get you so terrified.
1
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The guy is taking blizz pics.
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I took a little blizz pics and the girl was showing her boobs.
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It is like porn.
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I mean, it s very similar.
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So I was scared.
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Everyone was scared.
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SPEAKER_00
How are you going to turn off a weather guy if he s saying, it s dangerous out there?
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to tell you right after this word from our sponsors.
1
SPEAKER_00
You could get killed if you walk outside.
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SPEAKER_00
Hi, I m Johnny weather guy.
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Yeah, they show.
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And I m in a building that s going,
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or it s swaying.
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And I m like, hey, Chicago, quit pretending like you don t know about snow and wind and cold.
1
SPEAKER_02
That s your whole pitch.
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SPEAKER_02
That s your license plate.
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Isn t it called the Windy City?
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, I know.
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And they re like, there s wind.
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I m like, guys, guys, quit.
1
SPEAKER_02
I m not in Arizona saying it s hot.
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SPEAKER_02
I can t believe it.
1
SPEAKER_02
This is how it is here, and everyone s scared.
1
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And then Bobby Miyamoto, who is my opener, we go to North Face, and it s closed for inclement weather.
1
SPEAKER_02
And he s like, guys, this is your Super Bowl.
1
SPEAKER_02
Why are you closed?
1
SPEAKER_02
North Face is closed.
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SPEAKER_02
This is the one place that should be open.
1
SPEAKER_02
You need a coat.
1
SPEAKER_00
Well, he needs a coat and he can t get in the store.
1
SPEAKER_00
So what is he supposed to do?
1
SPEAKER_00
Shouldn t it have to be open?
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This is all they want is cold weather.
1
SPEAKER_02
And they re like, guys, it s freezing.
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We re like, no shit.
1
SPEAKER_00
See, if Trump was president, he d be like, we re going to keep North Face open.
1
SPEAKER_00
We re going to keep it open.
1
SPEAKER_00
We re going to open.
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to keep it open.
1
SPEAKER_00
I told them that they re going to open it up.
1
SPEAKER_00
Everyone s talking about it.
1
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Everyone s saying everybody said it.
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Let me tell you what they don t know.
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SPEAKER_00
So you re did you do the first night then?
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You did the gig.
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So Chicago turns into like, hey, it was a pretty big theater.
1
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They re like, hey, if there s not a power outage, we re gonna go.
1
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And I m like, if I can get there, I ll go.
1
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So I went there.
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I m like, I gotta get to Chili s first, you know, whatever.
1
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So I get there and it was probably 80% full.
1
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It was sold out, but you know, probably 20% just didn t come.
1
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So 80% full, so it was 18,000 people about.
1
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Yeah, so it was like a little more than the Super Bowl.
1
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And then the next night was Michigan, where I was born in Michigan, and we were up in Royal Oak, I think it was called, and that was full.
1
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And by the time we got up there, it wasn t quite as bad, so it was pretty still sold out.
1
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They were a little tougher about it.
1
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I thought it was odd that, and this is pointless to say, but the Kansas City football game was,
1
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and the Buffalo game was canceled when they were both like horrible weather, like below zero.
1
SPEAKER_00
Why cancel one and not the other?
1
SPEAKER_00
Interesting.
1
SPEAKER_00
I don t think Taylor Swift made a call, made a call.
1
SPEAKER_00
Hello, President Biden.
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SPEAKER_00
Hello, President of the world, I m doing it.
1
SPEAKER_00
Taylor Swift is on line three.
1
SPEAKER_02
She s like, if I flew here, the game s going.
1
SPEAKER_02
Thumbs up.
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SPEAKER_02
And they re like, she says thumbs up, it s on.
1
SPEAKER_00
Well, my wife did watch the game because she wanted to see the Taylor Swift reaction shots.
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in the frozen booth.
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SPEAKER_00
There s always one guy, it s 40 below windshield, no exaggeration, with no shirt on.
1
SPEAKER_00
And they never follow what happens to this guy.
1
SPEAKER_00
Has he ever heard of frostbite?
1
SPEAKER_02
Would he dies immediately after?
1
SPEAKER_02
It s a life to get on YouTube and to get on some cutaway on camera.
1
SPEAKER_02
And they paint their face, take the shirt off, and it s a lot of Bert Kreischer out there.
1
SPEAKER_02
And they all look like Bert Kreischer, exactly.
1
SPEAKER_00
There s a whole stadium full of Berts.
1
SPEAKER_00
That d be a great audience.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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And so they do it, and if you don t get on camera, then you re really fucked, because then you re like, why did I get hypothermia for nothing?
1
SPEAKER_00
My nuts are in my fucking throat, babe.
1
SPEAKER_00
Christ sakes.
1
SPEAKER_00
I did a movie in Canada once, and it was like 40 below, and the night shoots, they d yell out, someone s got frostbite, yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
Nicholas Cage and I and John Lovitz, and you d wear three, four layers of clothes, like clothes, more clothes, more clothes, and then in between shots, they d put a thing around your face, just your eyeballs, and you had goggles on, and they were doing fake snow, and anyway, it was a paycheck.
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It s so hard.
1
SPEAKER_02
Night shoots are horrible, and that is, and cold is very tough.
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SPEAKER_02
I went to get a, I didn t go to Barney s, and I went to Barney s years ago,
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to buy a big winter jacket.
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And they go, I go, I need one for the snow and I need one for winter.
1
SPEAKER_02
And they go, oh, this is a great one.
1
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It was a puffer with leather on the outside and it was very expensive.
1
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They go, but a lot of the wrappers wear it.
1
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And I said, oh, done.
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That s all I need to hear.
1
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It s already confirmed cool.
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And then I said, I ll take it skiing.
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And he goes, Ooh, I wouldn t wear it in the snow.
1
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I go, you wouldn t wear your winter coat in the snow?
1
SPEAKER_02
And he goes, mm-mm.
1
SPEAKER_02
I go, what about the rain?
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SPEAKER_02
He goes, no.
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I go, what would you wear?
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He goes, I wouldn t wear it in rain, drizzle.
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dusty, cloudy, thunder, sunset.
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SPEAKER_00
It s kind of nice hung up in your room.
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SPEAKER_02
It s drizzle.
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SPEAKER_00
It s more of a showpiece.
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Yeah, he goes, it s more of an indoor coat for Instagram.
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SPEAKER_00
I would take a photo.
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SPEAKER_00
Not for wearing.
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SPEAKER_00
You can wear it, but it s not advisable.
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I go, like I just wear it in my kitchen.
1
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He goes, mm, more of a living room.
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I wouldn t, I wouldn t.
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Too many windows.
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So I,
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It s hard to wear a coat on the plane.
1
SPEAKER_02
The coats are so big on this dog shit flight.
1
SPEAKER_02
They had to stop my flight.
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SPEAKER_02
They re like, we re leaving in four minutes.
1
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And everyone s like, okay.
1
SPEAKER_02
And then the one thing that s infuriating is we re sitting for 40 minutes and we haven t done anything and they give us no information.
1
SPEAKER_02
And the flight attendants are cackling up front.
1
SPEAKER_02
They re like, where are you going tonight?
1
SPEAKER_02
Oh, last night, blah, blah, blah.
1
SPEAKER_02
You can t be happy until we take off.
1
SPEAKER_02
You have to be sad like us, stressed, worried, like, oh, we re trying to get this plane off the ground.
1
SPEAKER_02
They re just giggling, tickling.
1
SPEAKER_01
And then we finally get on the runway and we ve got to fucking find, they go, we got to de-ice, they re doing it, they de-ice the wings, then we re going to ice them again.
1
SPEAKER_01
I m like, why are we icing them?
1
SPEAKER_01
Then they go, now we got to de-ice them.
1
SPEAKER_01
We fucked up because we iced them.
1
SPEAKER_02
Dana, you don t get it.
1
SPEAKER_00
I took a private jet out of Wendover, Nevada, and the pilots took that right out of high school.
1
SPEAKER_00
It was after a gig.
1
SPEAKER_00
Mark Pitto was my opener at a casino.
1
SPEAKER_00
It was probably a rickety bargain basement private jet.
1
SPEAKER_00
And so they had to wake up the de-icing guy.
1
SPEAKER_00
He was asleep because it was like one in the morning.
1
SPEAKER_00
And he comes in, he s got one of those guys, he has a long beard and then he has a rubber band around it and more beard.
1
SPEAKER_00
And so he gets out on the machine and they haul us out there and they re de-icing.
1
SPEAKER_00
And then we get out in the tarmac in the middle of nowhere, it s just ice everywhere.
1
SPEAKER_00
And the young pilot gets out of the plane and I m gonna make, I m gonna look around at the ice.
1
SPEAKER_00
So he goes around and looks at the ice.
1
SPEAKER_00
Mark Pitt has had at least two bottles of red wine.
1
SPEAKER_00
And then he comes back in and I said, when will we know?
1
SPEAKER_00
When will we know?
1
SPEAKER_00
He goes, 20 seconds.
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SPEAKER_00
If we were actually getting lift.
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SPEAKER_00
20 seconds, after 20 seconds, you ll know.
1
SPEAKER_00
After you take off?
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SPEAKER_00
After the wheels are up, 20 seconds, if we fly for 20 seconds, then we know the integrity that we have, we ve iced properly, and we re going to fly.
1
SPEAKER_00
He said, 20 seconds.
1
SPEAKER_02
And then what if it s doesn t work?
1
SPEAKER_00
I said, could I get off?
1
SPEAKER_00
He said, too late, and he floored it.
1
SPEAKER_02
And I m just counting one.
1
SPEAKER_02
It goes, I heard this on a plane once.
1
SPEAKER_02
And it goes beep, beep, beep, beep.
1
SPEAKER_02
And it was beeping, and the guy hit a button.
1
SPEAKER_02
And I go, did you fix it?
1
SPEAKER_02
And he goes, I fixed the noise.
1
SPEAKER_02
And I go, why is there, what about what s causing the noise?
1
SPEAKER_02
And he goes, sometimes these things have a way of figuring themselves out in the air.
1
SPEAKER_02
Let s go for it.
1
SPEAKER_00
Well, look, I don t fly private jets all the time.
1
SPEAKER_00
I m not international wealth, but you could see the pilots and you hear things and you don t like to hear this when you re flying.
1
SPEAKER_00
Pull up, pull up.
1
SPEAKER_00
Pull up, pull up.
1
SPEAKER_00
That s the computer.
1
SPEAKER_02
Traffic, traffic, traffic.
1
SPEAKER_02
Pull up.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I hear that.
1
SPEAKER_02
I can hear a regular plane.
1
SPEAKER_02
You walk up, I go, what s going on up here, guys?
1
SPEAKER_02
Traffic, traffic.
1
SPEAKER_02
I m like, wait, 500 feet.
1
SPEAKER_02
I go, what do these mean?
1
SPEAKER_02
What s going on?
1
SPEAKER_00
Why are you worried?
1
SPEAKER_00
400 feet, 300 feet.
1
SPEAKER_00
Pull up, pull up.
1
SPEAKER_00
Lots of planes heading your way.
1
SPEAKER_00
Ice, de-ice, ice, ice, baby.
1
SPEAKER_00
I was up there and I was yelling, what are you guys doing?
1
SPEAKER_00
What are you guys doing?
1
SPEAKER_00
And I heard the computer say, shut up, shut up, shut up.
1
SPEAKER_00
Three times.
1
SPEAKER_00
To me.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
Three times.
1
SPEAKER_02
Who s this clown?
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SPEAKER_02
I like when the pilot, I was sitting on the plane, because it was all the way from Michigan, and then the pilot comes out, and he takes a dump, you know, and they have to put the Bev cart in front of there.
1
SPEAKER_02
They won t even let me stand up.
1
SPEAKER_02
I know I m not allowed to charge the cockpit, I know that part.
1
SPEAKER_02
Or look at the cockpit, or head that way.
1
SPEAKER_02
She s like laying on it, and then I go, I just get up to go in the overhead to grab something.
1
SPEAKER_02
She goes, you ll have to sit down, you can t be in the aisle.
1
SPEAKER_02
I go, am I the guy?
1
SPEAKER_02
Am I gonna, really, am I throwing it all away so I can somehow crash this plane and go to jail, whatever?
1
SPEAKER_02
And then about, the worst part is we re all timing the pilot, because he comes out so long, like 40 minutes.
1
SPEAKER_00
Oh, the pilot s on load like nobody s business.
1
SPEAKER_00
I don t know what they re doing over there, they re holding it during layovers, I don t know, but they definitely see God in there, man.
1
SPEAKER_00
It takes forever.
1
SPEAKER_02
Took his time, read the paper, he comes out, he goes, what s going on out here?
1
SPEAKER_02
I go, well, we crashed on an island.
1
SPEAKER_02
There s no pilot.
1
SPEAKER_02
So do you want to help me gather coconuts?
1
SPEAKER_00
There was no one in the fucking flying plane.
1
SPEAKER_00
Five foot tall flight attendant with her arms crossed, standing in front of the beverage cart.
1
SPEAKER_00
If she s going to tackle Abdul, who was ever diving in the beverage cart.
1
SPEAKER_00
Well, I don t think all terrorists are named O Doul.
1
SPEAKER_00
Good, we ll cancel.
1
SPEAKER_00
Pick a random name.
1
SPEAKER_00
It could be Steve.
1
SPEAKER_00
Steve, he s the new head of ISIS.
1
SPEAKER_02
Steve, the terrorist.
1
SPEAKER_02
I will tell you before I get rid of you, Dana, because I got so many things to do today.
1
SPEAKER_02
I know, you do have a big life.
1
SPEAKER_02
But I was realizing, when I got back from vacation, I don t get many Christmas cards anymore sent to me in the old days.
1
SPEAKER_02
No, no.
1
SPEAKER_02
Now I get lazy emails.
1
SPEAKER_02
with a photo, and I don t even get many of those.
1
SPEAKER_02
The last one was, happy holidays from your family at Toyota of North Hollywood, where you got a oil change three and a half years ago.
1
SPEAKER_02
I m like, are you really my family?
1
SPEAKER_02
And then they have a picture of their 3,000 employees.
1
SPEAKER_02
I m like, what am I supposed to do with this?
1
SPEAKER_02
Look, hey, there s Kenny from sales, I think, in the back.
1
SPEAKER_02
Oh, and then it says the bottom, please join us for our hot chocolate brunch reception.
1
SPEAKER_02
I m like, that was the worst fucking party I ve ever been to.
1
SPEAKER_00
Kenny wasn t there.
1
SPEAKER_00
Come to Valencia on Saturday, February 18th for a special barbecue.
1
SPEAKER_02
With all the Toyota dealers and employees, I m like,
1
SPEAKER_02
Oh, I hope the guy that told me where the bathroom was was there.
1
SPEAKER_02
That s the only guy I talked to in the whole.
1
SPEAKER_00
Hey, we should pick on someone who s not our sponsor.
1
SPEAKER_00
Come to all new Hyundai.
1
SPEAKER_00
Oh, right.
1
SPEAKER_00
March 4th.
1
SPEAKER_00
The Hyundai barbecue for all our.
1
SPEAKER_02
Listen, I m spinning this to where at least Toyota s inviting these places.
1
SPEAKER_00
Hey, man, Toyota, I did a gig for them once where a corporate date where Jack Palance and I were doing a sketch together.
1
SPEAKER_00
Like 8,000 people.
1
SPEAKER_00
And he s dressed like the city slicker.
1
SPEAKER_00
He s dressed like a cowboy.
1
SPEAKER_00
And he was so nervous that he went, he had a ballistic breakdown right before he went out.
1
SPEAKER_00
He literally went crazy.
1
SPEAKER_00
Really?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
God, I m terrified.
1
SPEAKER_00
Because they told him to move, because they re bringing cars through.
1
SPEAKER_00
And then he goes out and he nails it perfectly, super charming.
1
SPEAKER_00
But I just thought, this is gonna go down.
1
SPEAKER_00
We are in trouble.
1
SPEAKER_02
He was off his city slickers heat.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, yeah, doing corporates.
1
SPEAKER_00
He had a lot of heat after that.
1
SPEAKER_00
Oh yeah, he wandered around and stuff.
1
SPEAKER_02
He did one-handed pushups on the Oscars, right?
1
SPEAKER_02
Is that his claim to fame?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, friend of Billy Crystal s, he went to the stars.
1
SPEAKER_00
Friend of John Lovett s.
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I don t know why I said that.
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What were we talking about?
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We were talking about Toyota and then talking about you went,
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You were dating Jack Palance.
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Oh, Christmas cards, yeah.
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I don t know about you, but lately I ve just, I ve allowed everything.
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Because you know they say, allow location.
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Oh yeah.
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I just say yes.
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I used to mix it up.
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You do, you gave up?
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No, I just go, yeah.
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Then I go down and accept cookies.
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Give me those fucking, I m the cookie monster.
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You wanna accept them or manage them?
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I press manage them, it goes, that s like accepting them, thank you.
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I like it goes, hey, it doesn t matter if you want these cookies, just press yes or no.
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And I press no and it kicks me off the website.
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I go, well,
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I guess I have to say yes or I can t do anything.
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They re like, you re starting to get it.
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Yeah, starting to get it.
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With your fucking cookies.
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If you don t do, if you don t say yes to cookies, you don t allow them, you don t allow your location, your service gets kind of sloppy, your connection gets soft, and you know, that s how they get ya.
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They know you don t care because they go, are you allowing us to use your camera roll and use it against you at some point?
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And I said, yes.
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Let me just see this menu I m looking at or whatever.
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I always end up- Are we allowed to look in your bank and take money out of it?
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And I m like, yes.
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Can we harvest your information and sell it globally to make ourselves rich?
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Can we get inside your personal information and put it out in the open market?
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so people can target market you.
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And by the way, iPhones do listen.
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I mean, there s no way you re talking and then it shows up on your computer or in your email, what you were saying.
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Are we allowed to watch you masturbate through your camera and then film it and then put it on YouPorn?
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I m like, yes, just let me see this menu.
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Are we allowed to deliver a camera that we can stick on your crotch?
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We re realizing the camera we gave you to spy on you isn t good enough.
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Can you clip a camera onto your laptop next time you have sex and we can watch it?
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It s a crotch cam.
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We ll deliver it to you.
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Are we allowed to deliver it to this address?
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And we ll send real cookies.
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If you hit cookies, we will give you real cookies to go with the cookies.
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That sounds pretty good.
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Well, I m gonna, I think for more Sweet Tooth, I have a thing called a cream pie, a lau cream pie.
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Excuse me?
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I ve been getting a lot of laus, let me put it that way.
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I ve been getting a lot of cream pies in my algo.
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Does that sound sexual?
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Maybe we should go on that.
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It is sexual, I hate the regular world.
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Oh, is it?
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I didn t know.
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Oh, yeah.
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What s the most delicious, irresistible dessert, asks Heather.
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All right, let s end on,
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that accidental dirty thing, but we wanna tell everyone also, Dana, we are doing a spinoff.
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We re doing another podcast called Superfly, spinoff of Fly on the Wall, and it will be starting, I think, February 2nd, and it s gonna be on video.
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Yes, we re making the leap, and then we ll be on YouTube, and you ll be able to see what we look like, filters, and what we feel like,
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And we ll have clips on Instagram and TikTok and you can comment saying, Oh my God, these guys got old or whatever.
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How do they look that good?
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No, we ll be on camera doing stuff.
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So I ll tease this.
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I have a new bit I m working on where Barack Obama calls Joe Biden and can t quite hear him clearly.
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So he gets Hunter Biden to interpret.
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So that ll be on Superfly.
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And you can see it, which is even funnier.
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So you get to see us.
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That s right.
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About working our bits.
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Yes.
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And it s funny.
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So that starts soon.
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So watch that also and fly on the wall.
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Now we re back for this year, 2024.
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So we have a lot of good people coming up and hope you keep tuning in.
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We really appreciate it that you ve made it a big hit show.
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We really, really appreciate it.
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So thank you so much.
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It s unbelievable.
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I never thought I d hear the word season three.
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Yeah, I didn t know we had season three.
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We have a season three.
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And thank you so much, everybody.
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And we will see you on Superfly and Fly on the Wall.
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Bye, Dana.
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Goodbye, David.
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This has been a presentation of Odyssey.
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Please follow, subscribe, leave a like, a review, all this stuff.
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Smash that button, whatever it is, wherever you get your podcasts.
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Fly on the Wall is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss, Berman of Odyssey, Charlie Finan of Brillstein Entertainment, and Heather Santoro.
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The show s lead producer is Greg Holtzman.