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Hello there.
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Hi, what s your name?
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I m Stephanie.
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Hello.
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I didn t, I honestly didn t think you were going to call.
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Well, Stephanie, what s going on?
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How s your evening going?
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It s been good.
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I ve been watching the stream and took a bath, you know, nice chill night.
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Um, all right, Stephanie, I m just going to, I m going to, you know what I m going to do?
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I m going to read what you texted me verbatim.
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Go for it.
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My mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John s mistress again.
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I don t like her.
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I have tales of the Papa John with the women in Indiana before the extreme racism.
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A life of fake tits, helicopters, and vagalizing.
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Vag-uh... Vajazzling.
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That is... That is... Have you ever heard of vajazzling?
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No, no, no, you have to explain everything I just read.
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I don t know.
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What s, what s up?
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So I don t know.
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It is a wild life here in like the North side of Indy.
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Um, but my mom, one of her best friends from my teenagehood, uh, she, I guess got entangled with the Papa John and,
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She was like his mistress, so he would like have his helicopter and come up to Indianapolis, usually around like Indy 500 time, and they met.
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And he would just ride her all around with his helicopter.
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We d come up and meet my mom and her friends up here.
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And eventually she got upgraded and moved to Naples, Florida with him.
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And that got a little interesting.
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He bought her a penthouse and bought her a new pair of tits.
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I just, I never met him.
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The one time that I was invited to meet him, I was, I went to school in Ohio, so I wasn t there.
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But I just, I don t,
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So basically they were him and his wife were still together just for like the money sake and they eventually just obviously divorced after the whole fun shit with racism.
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I mean that ll that ll do it.
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Now why do you so okay, so all right, so your mom is friends with the mistress of Papa John and And yours okay, so when you said my mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John s mistress again I don t like yeah, why do you not like Papa John s mistress?
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She goes for like these rich men, and she s just very stuck up I mean
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I guess I would be too if you get like a penthouse and pretense from Papa John.
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She s just not a very nice lady.
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I don t know.
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She s just very gives me anxiety and she wanted me to go with her this weekend to a St.
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Patrick s Day party and she was there and I was like, I don t know about that girl.
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It s just
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Papa John s not exactly the best person.
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So, so what is vajazzling?
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So when she was down in Naples, she s in, uh, she does like random skincare things or lashes.
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Vajazzling is like when you like dye your pubes and put like jewels all around it.
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And I guess
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it s the jack think of like bedazzling but like, when you bedazzle your vagina?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Interesting.
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Is that something?
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Is this something you would ever do?
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Like what s your opinion on the jazz?
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I mean, I don t know.
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I feel like that s like a what if you get burned by like whatever adhesive they put on with the jewels?
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Like
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What would you bedazzle?
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Would you get like a bedazzled geck?
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Do you think that Papa John has bedazzled his penis so that he can put his bedazzled penis into his mistress s bedazzled vagina?
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Honestly, I wouldn t.
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I mean, if you could see like a, gosh, what was even better ingredients, better pizza just been like
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rhinestones Right above the cock.
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I don t know maybe that would be kind of that would be kind of sick if he would dazzles on his pelvis on his pelvis yes, and just have like a Different like little highlights on the on the hair too.
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Do you so if all right look if um I?
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Alright, if John Domino, CEO and founder of Domino s Pizza, showed up on your doorstep and invited you to a luxurious life of helicopters, fake boobs, and vajazzling, do you think you would accept the offer, or at least consider, or would you shut the door on John Domino?
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I feel like...
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He might be a murderer, but I don t know it could be enticing like I guess I can t hate her for it, but I That s hard, what about you would you be you know a pizza Lord s mistress?
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Would I be a pizza Lord s mistress?
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Oh all right like all right if Wendy I
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came to me and uh invited me to be the um the the the king of the the what s what s or the mister i guess is the is the opposite of mistress if i if i could be the mister of square patties and i could get unlimited hamburgers and jewels around my anus and rides from a helicopter to any wendy s on earth
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I would have a hard time passing that up.
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I will say.
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And for that reason, I empathize with, um, with your mom s friends.
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Yes.
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It s, I don t know.
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Now I m almost like debating on maybe I should see her this weekend and get some more stories.
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Like I, I haven t, I haven t really seen her in person for a few years.
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It definitely, it s very entertaining to know that like about the Papa John, just randomly finding a woman in Indiana, it is quite enticing to the mind.
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By the way, I just want to say that you said, uh, when you were explaining the story, you said, I don t remember what your exact words were, but you said something like, Indiana s a weird place.
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I ve been to, uh, Indiana, and, uh, this story is less reflective of Indiana and more reflective of, uh, this, your mom s friend s life.
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Yeah, so,
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So I m in these suburbs, it s called like Geist Fishers Carmel.
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I know it s spelt like Carmel, but it s Carmel here.
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And I even had like a friend, his dad like faked his death on an airplane, on like a private jet, and like stole a bunch of people.
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It s, it is a different place here.
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There s also a bunch of influencers.
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It is, I don t know.
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Hold on, what influencers live in Indiana?
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Things like Jordan Underwood.
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There s just all these little basic girls with long hair and hats.
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Like there s a bunch of them here and a bunch of them in Nashville.
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They re not like the super sexy ones.
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They re just like your basic tall boots, hats, Utah looking ones.
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Um, so are you, what s your relationship like with your mom?
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We are very very close almost too close feel like what s your mom think of of This this Papa John s mistress lady She just it s just normal to her.
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I mean she will let go with her to get into like fun
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and exclusive things, but other than that, she kind of stays away from them, and I would rather her do that.
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They re not the best.
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I don t know, I feel like when she s with them, she gets manipulated into their character, and that s why I frown upon it.
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Interesting.
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Okay, so you ve been with your mom to a weird eyes wide shut pizza party.
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I wish there was pizza, but it was more like creepy old man.
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And this is I would have been.
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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Say say we want.
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Oh, no, I didn t know.
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I forgot what I was about to say.
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Go on.
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And this is in Indiana.
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Yeah, it
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It s just weird with the boomers and their single life and all the interesting shit that s going on and sugar daddies.
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It s, I m sure it s like this in every state and like some sort of suburb, but it s just, it s interesting around here.
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You would never, just the stories that I have encountering these folks is, it s interesting.
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Does she have a gold Papa John s card that gives her free pizza at any Papa John s location?
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That s honestly an incredible question, and I m really disappointed in myself for not asking.
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So you haven t met this woman in two years?
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Yeah, I haven t seen her in a bit.
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So I guess a few things.
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So I mean, how do you know she s still with the Papa?
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They re not, she s not with the Papa.
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I think like after the whole, she was with him a year after the whole issue of him, we know.
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And he ended things with his wife and then they broke it off and she moved back to Indiana.
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Damn, what s she doing now?
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What s she up to?
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I don t know if she s still in the business of the jazzling, but I think she does glasses.
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So I think that s a little more of a, what s a better path, you know, versus the jazzling.
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Um, do you still eat Papa John s?
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Mmm, I haven t had in a bit.
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Sometimes I crave it.
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But yeah, no, I haven t had it in a while.
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I usually get like local places.
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Do you?
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Is it weird that this is kind of making me crave Papa John s?
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Honestly, this might be odd.
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I don t know.
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But it s just like you get that craving of like, maybe like the smell and the sauce.
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You just like dance, you know?
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Um, okay.
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I ll ask you this before we go.
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Is there any fast food, restaurateur, tyrant, CEO person who you would, uh, be their mistress?
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Hmm.
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That is an excellent question.
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Maybe, I know like Taco Bell has like a big Australian air, like office.
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And I thought he would talk maybe Taco Bell.
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I m not sure.
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Don t, don t quote me on that.
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I don t know what kind of chaos is behind that.
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No history, knowing it s my side, but.
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Alexander Graham Bell lands his helicopter on your front yard and extends his hand for you to join him on a transatlantic journey.
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And in his other hand, in his other hand, he has a Mexican pizza.
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Would you take, would you take his hand?
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Yes, I would love to be THE fucking Taco Bell.
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That... That is... yeah.
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That s the meaning of life.
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I say- I say- I say why not hang out with this Papa John s lady.
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See what she s been up to.
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Maybe she ll have more interesting stories.
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Honestly, I can give you guys a little... little insight.
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Yeah.
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It would be good.
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To ask her about that card, and if maybe... you could get one, that would be...
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That would be cool if like for five guys if you like Yo, you think somebody is ever like dated all five of the guys at once.
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I don t know like kind of sounds like a porno Stephanie is there anything else you want to say to the people the computer before we go?
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No, I guess just jack on If you want to be someone s mistress be careful and
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I don t know.
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Have a great day.
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Vajazzle on.
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Yeah.
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Have a good one, Stephanie.
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All right.
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You too, guys.
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Bye.
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I m going to go order a pizza.
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Geck bless.
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Yo, what s good?
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Hey, what s up, man?
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What s your name?
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I m John 22 and I m you know, I m just kind of free balling right now John you texted me and you said I want to talk about how I have an obsession with crabs and other crustaceans due to social ostracization
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Yes, sir.
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So I don t want to keep you too long because you re a busy man.
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But to put a long motherfucking story short, one of the various reasons I m obsessed with crabs is an animal group is because they just kind of fucking do whatever.
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Yeah, right.
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And growing up with ASD.
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I m very high functioning, but I m still on the spectrum, right?
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So you know, shit flies over my head all the time.
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Just just for what is ASD?
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Oh, autism spectrum disorder.
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Okay.
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Continue.
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So especially with just kind of like being not really included in most things, so to speak, family and not family wise, you kind of form an attachment to the little chaotic, neutral things of life.
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You know, you kind of, you start to resonate with that.
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And just kind of looking at crustaceans in general and seeing how they just kind of free ball big dick vibe in the, you know, the primordial soup.
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I love that for them.
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And they kind of helped me realize I don t need validation to be a good person.
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You know what I mean?
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And validation always helps, right?
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Like that s just a human requirement.
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Like that s kind of up there with like the psychological needs and the physical needs type shit.
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Yeah.
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But it just kind of,
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really being able to resonate with something on that level is super liberating.
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And I can t remember the name of the biologist, but he said, a crab is whatever we perceive to be a crab.
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And it relates to carcinization, how things keep evolving into crabs.
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But I took that quote at such a spiritual face value.
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And I really began to realize, like, take life what it is.
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Wait a minute, we glossed over two things that you just said that I want a further explanation on.
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The first one was that a crab is whatever you perceive to be a crab.
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And then the second one, oh crap, you said a second, oh fuck, what was the second thing you said?
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That was interesting.
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Carsonization.
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Carson, yeah, what is that?
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So, carcinization is the act of other creatures evolving into a crab-like shape for various reasons.
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Oh yeah, okay, you said everything eventually becomes a crab.
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Okay, so tell me more.
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Essentially, yeah.
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That s where the whole meme of everything becomes a crab kind of came from.
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And there is, fun fact, there was actually
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Don t know which period I think it was like the Cretaceous or so.
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Yeah, it was the Cretaceous period shit just kept evolving into crabs and It was called the Cretaceous crab revolution What this is like a period like in when was the Cretaceous period oh
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Whenever the fuck it was, man.
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It sounds like you re making this up, but even if you are, I don t- I m not, no.
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Cretaceous period.
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I was with the dinosaurs and shit, dawg.
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I don t mind that.
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I don t mind that.
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I have so many questions for you about things, so let s get into this real quick.
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Oh, I m ready.
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Okay.
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Alright, so...
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Where do we even start?
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So you said that you you identify with crabs because you feel like they free free ball big dick at around the world and They don t they don t need validation from others and so I assume that you re stuck in some kind of trap where you re feeling like you need validation from others to Like live your life and shit.
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Is that is that accurate?
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Not really.
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It s more about like I
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the solution I came to at a young age because of a lack of validation.
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What do you want to be validated about?
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I mean, the thing that I would want to be validated for would just be like, you know, hey, you re an alright guy and that s all I need.
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You know, I don t need to, I don t need to hear, you know, you got the biggest dick, you got the coolest car, you know, you got the coolest hobbies or your wife s the hottest.
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It s like,
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Like to me that I, even as a young kid, to me, I never really even thought of it like that.
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But when like the validation that I think everybody deserves, if they re a good person is just to hear, Hey, you re a good person.
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What, what makes somebody an all right guy in your, in your opinion?
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The willingness to realize when you re wrong, but more so than that, the willingness to change and learn from that.
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You know what I mean?
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Mm.
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It s kind of hard to put a price tag on what makes somebody a good or a bad person, but I think the easiest way to look at it is if you do something wrong, are you capable of realizing it?
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And more importantly, are you capable of changing because of it?
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Do you feel that you live up to that definition that you ve set for yourself?
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I do.
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I definitely do.
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It s the bare minimum.
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You gotta make sure that you can live up
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I mean, that s the most... I mean, look, man, if you re looking for validation, you ve kind of found it within yourself, if you can answer that question.
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Exactly, and that s why I resonate with crabs.
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because they just do things, you know what I mean?
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I don t know if a crab fits that definition.
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I don t know if crabs have developed enough brains to understand when they do right or wrong, but I also don t think that crabs are capable of objects, moral, like bad or good.
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I think they re just kind of crabs.
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Exactly.
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They re chaotic neutral and they re trying to survive.
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And it s not that they have a concept of right or wrong, it s that
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They are in and of themselves very much themselves.
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They re not changing for other people.
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And, you know, that, you know, that harkens back to what I m saying, you know, are you capable of change after a bad thing and learning from after doing a bad thing?
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And I don t see that as changing for other people.
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I see that as making yourself the better version you can be.
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So I m,
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John, who are you, man?
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What s going on with you?
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All I know about you is that you like crabs.
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I know we said we d make this quick, but you ve captured me with all this crab talk, and I m curious.
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I m a very interesting fella.
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Yeah, what s up?
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What s going on in your life?
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Who are you?
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Oh, dude.
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Man, right now I m just working retail, taking a gap year from college and making ends meet.
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But, you know, I play a lot of video games in my spare time.
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I smoke a lot of weed.
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I think I smoked like two grams yesterday.
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Two grams?
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Why are you smoking so much weed?
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It s fun.
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It is fun.
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It is fun.
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It is fun.
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And my dad was making homemade chicken parm.
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So that was... Hell yeah.
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Yeah, I had to be in the right mindset for that.
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Do you eat crabs?
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Have you ever had a crab to consume?
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Or do you like them in such a way that you couldn t even do that?
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No, I ve eaten crab meat before.
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It s pretty good.
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You sound like you re doing well.
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I hope I am.
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You know, deep down, I hope I am.
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For the past couple of weeks,
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I would say I really haven t been doing well.
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But if if you can look in your side yourself and say, like, I m not doing well right now and that s OK, then you re going to be fine.
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What is it?
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Is there anything specific that happened in the past weeks to make it so that you re not doing well?
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A friend who I didn t know well, and I only knew him online, but every time I interacted with him, he was a he was a great guy.
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Recently, he had taken his own life.
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Oh, I m so sorry to hear that.
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Yeah.
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Um, you know, and I m, I m doing fine, but a closer friend of mine who is even closer to this guy, uh, he relapsed on alcohol and he was drunk for four days straight, which is a lot of time, you know, to be inebriated.
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And so really just kind of trudging through that kind of emotionally navigating, like the circumstance.
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And then on top of that, uh,
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You know, I had family dinner on Sunday and I was actually like legitimately dead terrified of, you know, like talking to my family.
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And it s not because, you know, they hate me.
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It s just because like, oftentimes I get interrupted a lot and it could be something smaller.
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It could be something big, but it happens like so much to such a degree that it made me feel like, you know, my word doesn t matter and that I m not there.
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Hmm.
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But I, in the end, you know, I talked to my family about it.
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I said, Hey, you know, this is where I m at right now.
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Please don t do this.
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I talked to my dad, and I talked to my best friend, and they both talked to my brother, who I love very much.
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And they were all very, very receptive to it.
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They, you know, they realized like, yeah, you know, this does happen a lot.
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You know, we re sorry.
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And we ll
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We ll make it better.
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And in the end, Sunday dinner was great.
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I was zooted off my ass eating chicken parm.
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We were watching silly meme videos.
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I got to show my brother and my best friend Dracula Flo.
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Now, is that a feeling that you ve had throughout your life, that you were being interrupted or that people weren t really listening to what you had to say?
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Oh, all the time, man.
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All the time.
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Eventually you get used to it, but it s still a burden that you shoulder on yourself, and it s still a thing.
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Really it wears down on you no matter how small and how big it is eventually against the point where you stop keeping score You know what?
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I mean, it just keeps happening sure and you re um, you re 22 I m 22.
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Yeah, and I m curious.
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I mean you ve I assume you ve been like living with your family You know your whole life.
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Was there anything about?
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this week that Made you kind of finally be like, you know what?
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I m gonna address this problem.
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I
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We see that s the thing.
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Even as a kid, I was trying to address that problem.
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So it s so weird now, but like now of all times that it kind of becomes, you know, like the time where solution happens.
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And, you know, it s very strange.
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And that s like a whole other can of worms that like relates to a not the good childhood that I m not, you know, I m not super comfortable discussing, but
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You know, it s just weird that things improve after like the 80 billionth time you say something.
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You know what I mean?
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So, how s everything with, like, I know you said you have some friends on Discord.
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Do you have a good amount of friends outside of the computer?
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I do.
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I do.
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You know, we don t talk, like, as much.
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Just because, like, I m pretty introverted, right?
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But, like, you know, the people that I do talk to online are people that, like, you know, I ve known for, like, quite a while.
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So you, um, but outside of the computer yet, you know, um, you know, when I m at work, I start talking to my coworkers.
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I crack jokes, you know, when I m with my family, I m cracking jokes.
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I m just introverted.
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You know what I mean?
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Oh, sorry.
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Go on.
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No, no, you go ahead.
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Uh, my, you know, my best friend who I ve known her since high school,
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You know, we talk all the fucking time.
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And, you know, it s just so weird.
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This is completely off topic, but it s so weird how, like, there s always, like, the one friend after high school that you talk to and nobody else.
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Do you not talk to a lot of people from your, like, did you have, do you not talk to a lot of people from high school?
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I really don t.
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No, I never liked high school.
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Hmm.
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So I guess, um, I don t, I m trying, I m trying to figure out what direction I want to take this conversation in because you seem like you re doing really well.
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Um, all things considered.
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Um, and you have this, this idealization of, of the crab because the crab represents this like very stoic.
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lifestyle in your brain, right?
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Because as you said, crabs are kind of big dick in it around the world and they don t, they re not preconceived with the thoughts and opinions of other people.
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They re not in, uh, in need of the validation of other people.
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I mean, it feels very, it feels like a very stubborn thing.
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Freedom.
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I call it freedom.
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It s like its own thing, you know?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know, that s why I love crabs.
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They re just their own thing.
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Well, I ll ask you more about your life.
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What are your hopes and dreams?
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What do you want for life?
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Oh, man.
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I want, I mean, materialistic-wise, I would love to start, like, collecting every fucking bionicle ever.
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That was something I was obsessed with as a kid.
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Oh, man, I love bionicles.
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But I guess, like, in the broader,
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the broader spectrum of things to really nail what I want in life.
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I just want to be able to live without financial constraint, which is why I m studying cybersecurity in college right now.
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I m trying to study for my CompTIA Security Plus certification.
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It s hard to bring myself to study because I m working full-time overnights right now.
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And even during a lunch break at work, I m just like, I need that hour to myself.
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I just gotta chill.
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But really just to be able to, I guess in the end, create a stable career and a stable financial situation.
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Just to the point where I can decide what I want to be able to do with my
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I would say limited free time, you know, like, you know, I m not saying like, you know, I want to be like stupid, filthy rich.
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Of course that d be fun.
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But at that point it would just be boring, right?
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Like, you know, it d be great not to have to go to work.
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You could buy a lot of bionicles.
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I could buy a lot of bionicles.
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Yeah.
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But then what else?
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You know, like if I had like, you know, like fucking Jeff Bezos level funding, I would, I would have a private aquarium.
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I would have,
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a beautiful home, I d get married, I wouldn t even have kids, I don t like kids, but I would be able to, you know, I d be able to get everything that I wanted, but then you have, you know, I m 22, that s like another, what, like on the high end, another 60 years of lifespan.
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That s a lot of time and at that point I wouldn t even know what to do with that time and I would be living peacefully and I want to be able to live peacefully.
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I ll say this, I think all the things you just described, I don t think they cost that much money because you could just buy, I mean you could buy like a tank and fill it with some water and go to the grocery store and get like two crabs and you got yourself your private aquarium.
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I could buy a tank and fill it with water but like if I were to really think about it, you know, like I don t want to just
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I don t want to just put a crab in a tank.
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I would, I would want to be able to like try to at least replicate, you know, part of its natural biome.
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Dude, I love, I, I, dude, I, I love just imagining you, you re living your fucking life trying to replicate crab biomes and collect bionicles.
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You re killing it.
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Yeah.
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And like, you know, at that point the only battle is boredom, but it s still a new battle, you know?
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Well, John, I feel like in this almost 20-minute call I ve gotten a pretty round idea of, you know, at least on a surface level of your brain and your life.
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Well, I ll ask you this before we go, if we go.
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I mean, we ll eventually go, but you know what I mean.
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Is there anything, is there anything that you wanted out of this phone call that you didn t get, that maybe you wanted to talk about, that, you know, I thought I d let you think about that real quick?
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I m gonna be honest, not really.
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I just said, fuck it, this dude s funny, I m gonna give a phone call.
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I smoked a lot of weed and I was gonna play Tekken, but whenever I play Tekken, I get like super competitive into it, and I m a good Tekken player, it s just like, I m very exhausted, so I m not gonna be playing that game right now.
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That game requires a lot.
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out of my brain.
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I really, I think I over, and I m, this can be our last little tangent, but I almost think I overcomplicate happiness sometimes, because maybe, and you know, we re both talking about this thing of, well then what really is there to life, I guess?
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And it s like, look, you re hanging out, looking at crabs, getting high, eating chicken parmesan, collecting bionicles.
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I mean, that s pretty good.
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I don t know what do you really need to like climb Mount Everest or or like?
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Do you I mean, what else do you need to do?
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Those?
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That seems like enough.
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You know, it s not about what you need to do.
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It s about what do you want to do?
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And do you know how to get there?
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I think the real thing is
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People want to do a lot of things, but they re scared of looking at how they want to get there or how they would get there.
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And not because they are afraid of the price tag, but rather because they are lost in the direction and don t know how to properly look for the steps.
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And it s hard to reach out like that.
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It s hard to move forward and make change.
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But if you do it, you ll really be able to, you ll be like me.
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You ll just be fucking looking at, you ll find joy in the little things, you know, like looking at crabs and shit.
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Well, John, I... Oh, no, you can finish your thought.
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And, well, I was gonna say my final thought.
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Really, I guess the biggest therapy I can offer to you and even the viewers is to ponder the quote, a crab is what you perceive to be a crab.
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Find meaning in that.
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John, I look forward to when you start your own podcast where you give therapy dressed up in a crab costume.
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You know what?
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Fuck you.
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I m gonna do my best to make that happen.
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Please do.
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Please do.
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I look forward to it.
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Um... Bet.
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Thank you, John, and good luck to you and all of your crustaceous adventures.
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Hell yeah, bro.
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I m in a fucking Atlantis right now.
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I don t know what the fuck going on.
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Take care, brother.
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Yeah, dude.
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Take care.
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Hello?
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Hey there.
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Hi.
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What s your name?
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Jaleel.
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What s up, Jaleel?
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Not a whole lot yourself hanging in there being a gecko talking to people on the phone.
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How can I get you today, sir?
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What would you like to talk about?
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Well, so I want to talk to you about a problem.
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I have my girlfriend go ahead Well, she s she s on OnlyFans.
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She was like really weird stuff on OnlyFans like she was like cake farting and
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Like muckbangs and stuff like that.
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And like, I don t know how to feel about it.
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Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Save all those thoughts real quick.
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What is cake farting?
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Uh, it s when a girl sits on a cake and farts on it.
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You know what?
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I should have been able to ascertain that without asking you.
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Yeah.
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Uh, continue?
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It s a very bizarre fetish, but I don t know how to feel about it.
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Cause like part of me is disgusted because you know, it s gross.
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Yeah.
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But then like, you know, I want to support her if this is what she wants to do.
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Okay.
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Um, no, go ahead.
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You have more thoughts.
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I m just, I m kinda, you know, I don t know what to do.
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Um, how, how long have, uh, you guys, you guys been dating for?
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About two years, almost, almost three.
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Okay.
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And what, tell me more about why, uh,
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why this is a point of contention.
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What about it do you feel is gross?
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Well, for one, when I walk into the bedroom and I see her doing it, I don t want to be mean, but I m kind of revolted.
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It s kind of starting to ruin her image in my eyes.
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And I feel bad because she s a great
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Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
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How long have you guys, how long has she been doing it for?
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A little over a year now.
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Ah, okay.
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She makes good money doing it.
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Does she enjoy it?
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Is she having a good time?
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I mean, I think so.
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But like I think she s also just doing it for the money because she knows it s like a weird like fetish.
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But yeah, I think I think she probably enjoys it.
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Well, I mean, do you want my personal philosophy on this kind of stuff?
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Absolutely.
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Okay.
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I mean,
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Here s the thing.
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I don t like if this is what she wants to do with her life like I don t think it s cool in a relationship to like Like it s cool.
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It s cool for you to feel whatever feelings you have, but I don t think it s cool to like I
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demand her to, like, change any aspect of her life, you know?
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But also, like, you as your own independent human being have the choice as to whether or not you want to engage with it.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I see what you re saying.
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I don t know how helpful that is, but...
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I ve never really, like, demanded her to stop.
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It s more like... I ask her not to do it, like, when I m around.
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That s fair.
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Which is, like, a problem because she can t really do it when I m not around, you know?
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Wait, why can t she... Why... How come she can t do it while you re not around?
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Can you stop breathing into the microphone?
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Oh, sorry.
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But, uh, it s mainly because we both work, like, the same time.
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You know, so like the only free time that we have is like, you know, when we re off work and we re, we re around each other.
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Is there a way for you guys to coordinate a solution to this that works for both of you?
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Possibly.
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The only thing I can really think of is her like, like, like building her a shed, like that she could do it in.
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I don t know.
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Wait, that sounds kind of cool actually, having like a cake shed.
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Yeah, like, you know, like a cam studio or something like that.
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That actually sounds kind of cool.
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That could be, you know what, that could be nice.
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You guys could work together to make her a little studio to do her cake stuff.
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That would be supportive.
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I think that would be supportive if you helped her make a content studio.
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Yeah, really?
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I never really thought of it before, but that s actually not a bad idea.
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Well, there we go.
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You re being, uh... You know what?
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That actually is a nice idea, because you re being supportive in, uh, like, this actionable way that doesn t, uh, conflict with your own personal boundaries.
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I think.
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Right?
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Do you agree with me?
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If you think this is bullshit, you can let me, do you agree with that?
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No, I, no, I totally agree.
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You can call it the shark shed.
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Absolutely.
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Well, um, you know what, this was more productive than I thought it was going to be.
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Me too.
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Honestly, I kinda, I kinda felt weird bringing it up cause you know, it s just, it s a bizarre situation.
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It kinda works to have a thing where you shit on cakes because she does the muckbanging.
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I assume the muckbanging first.
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And then after eating all the food, she diarrhea s on the cake.
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Oh god, I hope so.
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I don t know, I don t really watch her, you know?
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Hello?
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Hey, what s up?
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Is it- is this- is this who I think it is?
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SPEAKER_00
Sure is.
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What s your name, dawg?
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Uh, I m Jack.
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Jack, what s going on, Jack?
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How can I get you today?
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SPEAKER_02
Well, wow, okay, I guess I ll talk about what I texted about today.
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Sure thing.
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I texted about a money-making endeavor in which I ve recently, I came up with it like a while ago, and I kind of tried to do it, like goodnight, and it worked a little bit, so I would love to talk about it.
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Yeah, you said, I have a new money-making endeavor that is quite controversial.
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Tell us about this endeavor.
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Okay, alright, so this is gonna be... Okay, so for some reference, I m 19, and I m a young-looking guy.
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Like, I look like I m... Like... I don t know, I m not very... I don t grow much facial hair or anything.
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So I decided to make money.
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I was going to find pedophiles on the internet.
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and convince them that I m a young boy and then get them to pay me to do things.
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But then don t do the things and just take the money.
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How long you been doing that?
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I tried it in action like two days ago.
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I made like 200 bucks.
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You made 200 bucks of pedophile money?
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Yes.
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What do the other people you ve told about this have to say about it?
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I told my roommate about the plan.
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I m like, hey, what if I did this?
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And he was like, oh, it d be kind of
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kind of funny and kind of the conclusion we came to on it is pedophile money.
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So I feel like it s like of people to scam.
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They re the ones that deserve scamming.
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What are you?
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How long do you think this endeavor will last?
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I don t I don t know.
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Probably not that long.
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I ll probably get sick of it after a little bit.
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What are you doing?
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Go ahead.
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I don t know.
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I won.
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I m broke.
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I m in college.
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I don t got a lot of money floating around cause I don t know.
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I just kind of started and, um, I didn t, I didn t work enough before college.
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So the money that I have is, is, uh, lacking.
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So I needed some more.
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Um, what are you doing with your, with your pedophile money?
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Right now, I think I m saving up to buy... What am I saving up to buy?
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I guess I was trying to save up to buy skis, but... Season s over, so I think I m gonna save up to buy, like, backpacking gear.
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That s kind of what I want next.
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Where... What are you... Are you trying to go backpacking?
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Yeah, I m trying to... Oh, this actually relates to something else I texted you about.
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Yeah, I like to... To jump on trains.
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Like...
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Like ones that carry like freight cargo and jump on them and they take me places.
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And, uh, I like to do that for a couple of days on end with my friend.
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How do you, how do you like get the money?
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Like, do they send like, they PayPal you and shit?
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Like cash app.
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Like I made like a, like an account, but like it matched all the names of the other accounts.
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SPEAKER_00
Do they ever like send, do they ever like report your cash app or anything?
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Um, I don t know.
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I think they don t really, I don t know.
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I think they d be scared too, because I, again, I just started this, like, so I don t know if there s any consequences yet.
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They re probably, if there are, they re, they re yet to happen.
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SPEAKER_00
Have you experienced any, any adverse effects to this?
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I m going to go.
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No, I ll say no.
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I don t, I m not very shameful.
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Like, I don t know.
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I feel like I m making money and I m, and I m currently happy that I m making money.
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So I wouldn t say any adverse effects.
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SPEAKER_00
Where are you a train hopping to?
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Oh, we, we, uh, we were starting in Massachusetts and we, uh, took the train out of, out of like Western Massachusetts and it went up to New York.
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SPEAKER_02
Uh, so that was the second, I guess took that same one up to North Adams.
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And then the second time we took it up farther.
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to Upstate New York.
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You know, if you wanted to do this in person, you could probably get a lot of free candy.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh.
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Um, I don t think I d pass like in person.
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I think it s easier with the pictures because it s like you can exaggerate.
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You can like, I don t know.
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SPEAKER_01
My face is a lot less young than the rest of me.
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SPEAKER_03
Where are you?
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SPEAKER_03
Where are you finding these people?
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SPEAKER_01
I don t know, I just kind of thought of, like I was thinking about usual places.
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SPEAKER_01
Like, I m like an internet guy.
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SPEAKER_01
So like, first I tried Discord and that failed.
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SPEAKER_01
So then I looked, I went on Google and I was like, hmm, if I was, if I was a, if I was a pedophile, I was old and stupid, what would I look up?
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So I looked up gay chat room and that prevailed.
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SPEAKER_03
Uh, do you, do you have a, like, if you weren t doing this, do you have a different way that you would want to make money?
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
Wait one second.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02
Hello.
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SPEAKER_02
Hello.
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SPEAKER_02
I thought this was, I thought, I thought we were talking on the phone.
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SPEAKER_01
Sorry about that.
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SPEAKER_01
My, uh, I had an interruption.
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My dog came into my room and my mom was like, get the dog out of your room.
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All right.
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SPEAKER_03
Um, I thought it was like, I thought, what if it did, what if it was just like 30 pedophiles right outside of your room?
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SPEAKER_01
I don t think they re that, like, I don t think they don t have that much will, like that much willpower or drive to come after me.
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SPEAKER_01
I think after the point they ve gotten scammed,
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I imagine they would get upset and like, maybe, maybe question being a pedophile.
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Probably not though.
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SPEAKER_03
What, um, how old are you telling everyone that you are?
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Like, I usually go like, like 15, 16 range.
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That s like where it s believable.
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I think.
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SPEAKER_03
Um, do you, do you have a, a, a different way that you desire to make money in the future?
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SPEAKER_01
Uh, well, yeah, I m a, I m like a cyber security student.
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SPEAKER_01
So, uh, probably that that s how I want to fund.
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SPEAKER_01
Like, I want to like get out of college work, save up money if I can.
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SPEAKER_01
And I want to, I want to travel by a train.
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SPEAKER_01
That s my, that s, that s what I want to do.
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SPEAKER_03
Where, uh, where s, where do you most desire to travel via train?
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SPEAKER_01
I don t know.
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SPEAKER_01
I want to stay in America.
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SPEAKER_01
It seems a lot easier.
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SPEAKER_01
I ll probably end up going out West, because I m from the East.
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SPEAKER_01
I want to go over there.
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SPEAKER_01
That s a new place.
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SPEAKER_03
These conversations, do they start off sexual, or do you have polite conversation beforehand?
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, no.
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SPEAKER_01
It s usually pretty mild to wild.
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SPEAKER_01
They come on strong, the pedophiles.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I guess that s how they do it.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, I don t know, man.
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SPEAKER_03
Does your mom know that you do this?
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SPEAKER_01
No, she does not.
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SPEAKER_03
You could probably program a fucking AI bot to run this.
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SPEAKER_03
I don t think that s a good idea.
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SPEAKER_03
I wouldn t do that.
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SPEAKER_03
I don t think that s a good idea, but you, I guess you could.
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SPEAKER_01
Well, what, like what, how much, what would the AI be doing?
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SPEAKER_01
Would the AI, is the AI making, like, is it just like sending me accounts?
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SPEAKER_01
Is it like doing everything?
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SPEAKER_01
Like making the pictures too?
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SPEAKER_03
No, what you, what you would do is you would, um, you would show the AI like, like 2000 hours of teen Nick shows so that it learns how to talk like a 16 year old.
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SPEAKER_01
Interesting.
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SPEAKER_01
But yeah, just like the chat part would be the AI.
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SPEAKER_01
Right.
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SPEAKER_01
It could probably work.
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SPEAKER_03
Well, um, what s your name again?
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SPEAKER_03
Uh, uh, Henry.
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SPEAKER_03
Henry.
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SPEAKER_03
Well, Henry, um, I mean, I don t know.
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SPEAKER_03
Uh, I, I mean, yeah, you should, I mean, you should probably find like something more sustainable to do to make money.
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SPEAKER_01
I just kinda, I m like,
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I was like, damn, I need, I need money for food.
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So I, I thought I got it.
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SPEAKER_01
Cause I want to eat not like I want to, I want to splurge on food.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
What do you want?
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SPEAKER_03
What, what would you splurge on?
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SPEAKER_01
I don t know.
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SPEAKER_01
I want some like good, some good sushi.
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SPEAKER_01
Maybe that s like really splurging.
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SPEAKER_01
Sushi is expensive.
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SPEAKER_03
You get some cheap sushi.
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SPEAKER_01
And then, I guess... Crazy world we live in.
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SPEAKER_03
It is a crazy world we live in.
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SPEAKER_03
Is there anything else you want to say to the people at the computer before we go?
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Um... I ll say it s... Everyone beware, because I feel like after my experience with interacting with pedophiles, there might be a lot more of them in the world than we thought.
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So... Like, I m concerned that, like, 24-7,
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I can have easy access to a pedophile.
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SPEAKER_01
It s, like, that seems like a lot.
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SPEAKER_03
Like you said, man, we live in a crazy world.
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SPEAKER_01
Alright, well, I hope the people at the computer have a nice day.
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SPEAKER_01
I hope they do well.
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SPEAKER_03
Did you say your name was Jack or Henry?
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SPEAKER_01
It s Frank.
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SPEAKER_03
Have a good night, Frank.
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SPEAKER_01
Good night.
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SPEAKER_00
Taking your phone calls every night.
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SPEAKER_00
Therapy kid goes doing it right.
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Teaching you how to live your life.
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But he s not really an expert.