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Oops.
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Welcome to Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Your toys are out.
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Time to find them.
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Oh, wow.
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Quick update before we get into Christmas.
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Okay.
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Feedback from, I guess, the last episode.
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Uh-huh.
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Middle part is a hit.
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Comments are full of praise for your middle part.
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Wow.
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Yes, resounding.
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Maybe it was that one pick.
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It was a good pick.
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Oh, well, no, I think the America has voted.
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Yeah, picks only do so much.
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Yeah, I mean, I don t even tell the whole story.
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I mean, they re worth a thousand words.
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Yeah, that s what they say.
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But additionally, people really like Hermium Permium.
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I mean, duh.
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Who couldn t like him?
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He s so nice.
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Someone even wrote, I didn t previously like the robot, but now that I ve heard the robot interact with Hermium Permium, I do like the robot.
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And then I read a really funny one.
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Let s see, Ice Cream grabbed it for us.
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It s also really funny because Hermium Permium, I kind of tried to correct you in it, but I stopped myself, but it s Hermian Permian.
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I know, my name is Hermium Permium.
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What are you saying?
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Oh my God.
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That my parents got it wrong?
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Because they didn t.
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Hermium Permium, named after my uncle Albert Hermium Permium.
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Did you ever hear him?
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Okay.
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He invented paper airplanes.
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You ever saw a paper airplane?
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They sail through the sky.
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How old is he?
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I d rather not say my age.
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I m vain that way.
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But I m a safe person.
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Let s just say I was not born in the 2000s.
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Is that sufficient to wet your appetite and slake your lust?
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Sure.
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Ooh, no, I don t want him to say that.
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Slake your lust?
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Well, that s a literary term.
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That s not a pervy term.
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I know, but he just would never say lust.
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You re probably right.
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Okay, here s the thing I found.
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Please don t refrain from doing, I guess, alien or robot voice.
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It s like when Howard does impressions of his dad.
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You just want him to do it for like an hour.
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And Monica, please continue to be annoyed by it.
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That s fun too.
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I like when it goes both ways.
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I m reading it and I m like, oh yes, this is the encouragement I needed.
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And then I m like, oh, and then they also enjoy that Monica s annoyed.
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Best case scenario.
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Oh man.
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Oh boy.
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You just flew in from Georgia, and did you see anything in the sky?
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I did, I passed a little red guy.
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You did?
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Yeah, he s just doing his practice route.
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You have to do some dry runs before the big day.
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You gotta do dry runs before you can do the wet run.
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With the snow.
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That s right, that s right, that s right.
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How was your travels?
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It was fine early.
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Uh-huh.
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I went home for a very quick trip.
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It s Friday and I left Wednesday morning to go to Atlanta.
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Right, really speedy round trip.
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Yeah, I came back this morning.
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You must have woken up very, very early.
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I did.
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What time?
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I woke up at 5.45 East Coast time.
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Which is 2.45 Pacific Standard Time.
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Correct.
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And so I went home to visit.
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Oh, what happened?
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Oh, nothing.
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I was just talking about it.
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Is there a gunk in there?
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Well, of course there is.
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One time on sync the other day, I thought there was, I got a little nervous.
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There was some dip in my cup.
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Okay.
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So I rinsed it out.
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Yeah.
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Just in case.
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Yeah, there wasn t though.
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It was probably, I mean there was debris that looked like dip.
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That was probably tea.
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Good news, I have scheduled a deep clean for this joint.
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Awesome.
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Yeah, while we re gone this week.
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During the break.
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Oh no, oh I gotta, the quilt is in there, I need to bring it in.
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Oh, the quilt that was from Flightless.
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Yeah, it s really nice.
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Is it gorgy?
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Boy, we are out of linear space here.
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I think we can drape it on the couch.
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Oh, okay, that d be great.
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Or maybe on that slant over there.
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Is there enough real estate in there to pin it to the wall?
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We might be able to.
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But then it s cloth, so then would poop particles get in the cloth?
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Presumably, yeah.
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That s my worry.
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Assuming someone pooties in there.
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You.
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I wanted to say I don t, but I do when I m up here writing all day.
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Yeah, sometimes I have to go.
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I ve done it.
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You have?
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Yeah.
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When?
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September 14th.
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No, but what was the circumstance?
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Like if I knew I was going to be here by myself for hours?
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Yeah.
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Well, that s the part that s interesting.
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Yeah, like if I was in, if I like recorded and then I was going to stay and edit, there s, I ve been in here lots of times.
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Do you lock the door when you leave?
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah.
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Of course, just in case.
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And do you open the window out to the street?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like seven candles.
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It s like a seance.
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And I do matches.
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I do it all just in case.
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To be clear, I ve only done it a couple of times, probably twice.
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I m happy.
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Rob, have you shit in here?
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No, I don t think so.
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Anyways, that s not what the holidays are about.
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Well, I was saying an important part of my week.
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Oh, tell me.
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Well, I was home.
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Yes.
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And I had to go visit my grandpa because I was gonna try to wait until I was going home for the holidays, but then it felt like I needed to go.
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Really urgent.
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So I did, and I missed two recordings, which was sad.
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Yes.
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And I really don t like doing that, but...
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I had to.
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Yes, of course.
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And it was sad.
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It s sad.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But you got to give some sweet granddaddy kisses.
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Yeah, I did.
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Yeah.
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I did.
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Did you have any fun with your mom?
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Yeah, we watched Bad Surgeon.
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Uh-huh, I loved it.
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Did you love it?
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Yeah, it s just so- It s almost incomprehensible that he was the head of a department at the most prestigious hospital in the world.
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It was in Copenhagen, in Denmark?
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No, it was in Sweden.
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Sweden, in Stockholm.
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Yeah, the place where they give out the Nobel Prize for medicine, like the truly the big, most prestigious.
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Yes, there s so many elements of it worth examining.
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One just being the power of status.
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If you re there and you have that title, people are gonna trust you to do anything.
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I know.
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Myself included.
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Me too.
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Yeah, it scared me about how willy nilly.
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And then I was even thinking, right, because as we know, I had a botched toe surgery.
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And then here s what I thought, like, I just had that botched toe surgery and I thought, well, that was probably a one-off.
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I didn t go on a message board and find out if, like, it is conceivable that every surgery that that podiatrist or whatever the fuck surgical podiatrist is called, maybe everyone has a half a toe now.
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Maybe.
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you know, I just assume it s my fault that he cut off too much of my toe.
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Yeah, without giving away too much, but it s also obvious based on the title.
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Yeah, he s not a good surgeon.
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No, this surgeon conned a bunch of people and killed a bunch of people.
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Yeah, everyone that he did the procedure on.
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Yes, died, except one.
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And then because they had it taken out.
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So we can t do any spoilers, fuck, because I want to talk about then the third episode is insane.
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Here s what I was thinking.
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Yeah.
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How on earth was this guy juggling?
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That s what I said.
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Three families and surgeries all over the world.
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He s not gonna do spoilers.
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Yeah, spoiler.
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How was he doing that?
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I don t know.
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How do you even juggle three families?
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I don t know.
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Holy smokes.
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It s really crazy.
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But yeah, he killed all these people at this fancy hospital.
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And I also, sorry Unifiles, which is me, but there was a series that came out this year, the last installment of Serial, but wasn t Sarah Koenig.
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Yeah, okay.
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And it was about fertility.
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It was this crazy story of egg freezing where all these women, they were under twilight anesthesia during it via Yale.
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Oh, wow, okay.
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And a lot of women during the procedure was saying, I can feel it, I can feel this.
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I remember this.
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Oh, and it s because one of the nurses was stealing the fentanyl.
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Fentanyl, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and that s at Yale.
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Again, like who would ever, you think you re getting the best care possible.
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Yes.
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It s so scary.
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I got called by somebody who was struggling with their wife and she was a nurse and they had found a ton of injectable opiates.
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She had siphoned fentanyl.
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Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It s so sad, but it s also,
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It s also Merry Christmas.
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It s a blue Christmas.
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I think I was feeling sort of like while I was there, kind of a little numb.
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And then last night I got sad.
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Yeah.
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So now I m sad.
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Yeah.
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I m sorry, buddy.
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It s okay, it s just sad.
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Yeah, I think it takes, for me, it has always taken some time.
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It s just like you re walking through it all.
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You re doing all the steps, you re there, and then it s oddly cheery sometimes.
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You re interacting with your relatives.
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But yeah, the whole experience with Barton, which took three and a half days, four days, my stepfather, who died while I was visiting,
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I got on the airplane to fly.
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I flew home, picked up Delta, took her immediately to Detroit.
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And on the flight to Detroit, I was like, Oh Lord, Barton is dead.
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And I was a part of it.
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And this just happened and holy, and it really hit me like all at once, all the feelings that I hadn t had for the five days while I was participating.
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Yeah, it s a lot.
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Merry Christmas.
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That s the truth.
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My dad told me on the, when he was driving me to the airport that, and I forgot this story, but before I was born, a few years before I was born, like right after my dad and mom got married, my grandpa got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
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No way.
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Yes.
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And they said he had six months to live.
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Not your dad s dad, but your mother s, your dad s dad.
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No, my mom s dad.
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That s currently still here.
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Yes.
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Whoa.
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Yes.
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You re not supposed to survive pancreatic cancer.
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Well, so he, yeah.
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So he got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
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They told him he had six months to live.
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So then they were making all these arrangements basically.
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And then they ended up a couple of weeks later going to Mayo Clinic, speaking of a world renowned hospital.
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Yeah.
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They went to the Mayo Clinic for a second opinion and they were there for days.
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And then at the end they said, we don t know what you have, but you don t have pancreatic cancer.
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Oh my Lord.
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Yeah.
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Wow, so that s a mixed bag, because that s almost a blessing to happen to somebody.
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To think you re going to die for a month and then find out you re not, I feel like you could approach life differently afterwards.
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Well, yeah.
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And then my, so my dad was saying on the drive, he was like, I kind of look at this a little, because my dad was with them at the Mayo Clinic, only him.
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Okay.
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Him and my grandma.
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What a good son-in-law.
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I know.
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What a show.
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So early too, one year in.
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Wow.
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I know.
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He jumped in the deep end.
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He did.
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Did your grandpa know your dad before your mom did?
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No, he worked in some way with my dad s sister.
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Okay.
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And then they were like- Aunt Kylie.
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Aunt Lily.
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Aunt Lily, oh.
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And they then got in cahoots to put these two together.
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Right, this bombshell and this genius.
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Let s get these two together and see what happens.
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Anyway, so my dad, he was there.
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For him, he s like, I look at it kind of different.
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Like, he was supposed to die and he got another 40 years.
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Yeah, like, again, a huge success story.
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It s a very glass half full way to look at it, because he never had pancreatic cancer.
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Right, right.
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But it is a nice way to look at it.
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And it made me think, wow, if that had happened, I would have never met him.
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Right, and he s like the most special person to you.
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Yeah, thank God.
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Yeah, that s the one frustration I have about when people do die.
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I have so many frustrations about it.
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Okay, tell me.
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It s just frustrating that people have to die.
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Yeah, it s heartbreaking and tragic.
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But the thing that s frustrating is that, especially when someone lives at 90 plus years old, they die and they have grandchildren who come and kiss them.
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Like, it s such a success story.
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It s such a, like, wonderful trip on planet Earth.
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So in some part, like some part of me, the intellectual side, not the emotional side, and I m sure some cultures are this way, it s a real celebration of a very successful, non-tragic ride through.
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I know.
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It s a flip-flop.
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You can come in and out of that, of what a beautiful life.
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Yeah.
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And it s still just so sad.
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Not for him.
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Right.
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It s sad for the rest of us.
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And I m so sad for my grandma.
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Yeah.
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Well, bring her along to Lubbies.
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Yeah.
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Well, my mom might want some personal time.
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With her or me?
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With you.
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Okay, well there could be multiple trips to Lobby s.
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Yeah, she loves the cafeteria too.
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We used to go to Ryan s all the time.
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My grandma and grandpa used to take me to Ryan s.
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That s what I m going to send her, as I told you.
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I m going to send her cafeteria food next time.
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Anyway, but yeah, so it s happy and it s sad and life is so dramatic.
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It is, it is.
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But it s, I m grateful.
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You got to spend your whole childhood with him.
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I know, I can t believe it.
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Yeah, you got so lucky.
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Some people don t get that.
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No, most people s grandparents are so-so.
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I know.
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I got some really, a good, really good pair.
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Same.
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Papa Bob was like my dad.
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I think I spent more time with my Papa Bob throughout my childhood.
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So I was there the whole summer every year.
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Not even, I think I certainly spent more time with my Papa Bob.
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My Papa Bob would take me to Cedar point.
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He would take me to ski.
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Was your brother close with him too?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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The two of us were always over there.
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Yeah.
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I d say every other weekend my dad had us, he dropped us off there.
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So half the weekends and then almost the whole summer.
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Yeah, and you said that you were realizing that you were my age when you were doing this for your dad.
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Yeah.
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Which is so upsetting.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I still feel like a 10 year old.
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Of course.
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Like with my dad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That s what put it into perspective for me is you re dealing with your grandpa dying.
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And I was like, oh, I gave the eulogy at Papa Bob s funeral when I was 19 years old or 20.
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I just moved to California.
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And then did my dad at 36 or so.
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That s not that much longer after.
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No, what s that, 16 years or something, 17 years?
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Yeah, that seems like there should be a much bigger gap in between a grandparent and a parent.
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Absolutely, yeah.
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Yeah, 62 is insanely- Way too young.
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It s crazy though, even at your age, when I was your age, 62 felt a lot different than it does at my current age, for obvious reasons.
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Right.
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That s 14 years from now.
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Stop.
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Yes.
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SPEAKER_00
I know.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yes, but when I was your age, it was, you know, 25 years or whatever the fuck.
1
SPEAKER_00
But it s still, to me, it still feels so young.
1
SPEAKER_01
Well, you have some old ass friends like me.
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SPEAKER_00
That s probably why.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, and Eric.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, Eric.
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SPEAKER_00
I was listening to, Elizabeth has had her own little 10 episode podcast about death and dying called The One Sure Thing because her mom died when she was 19.
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SPEAKER_00
And then within a year, her dad died.
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SPEAKER_01
Ay, ay, ay.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
Were they older parents?
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SPEAKER_00
No.
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SPEAKER_00
No.
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SPEAKER_00
Her mom had cancer and then her dad had a heart attack.
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SPEAKER_00
Ay, ay, ay.
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SPEAKER_00
On their anniversary.
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SPEAKER_01
Isn t that yeah, but anyway, well the interview you missed his dad died when he was 51
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, it s insane.
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SPEAKER_01
A heart attack, yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, but yeah, so she was talking about this and she was saying her dad was like a 53 or 54.
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SPEAKER_00
And I was like, that s Eric s, almost Eric s age.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Ugh, it s like, no.
1
SPEAKER_00
I know.
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SPEAKER_00
This feels not, and I already have too much fear around death and I was just getting over it and now it s back.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
So I m kind of mad at him for that.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, although it s a 90 plus year old man and maybe 103 year old man.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, we don t really know his age.
1
SPEAKER_01
Right, that s up in the air.
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SPEAKER_00
because they forged their birth certificate.
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SPEAKER_00
They used to way back when change their birth certificates so that they could have longer years to work and stuff.
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SPEAKER_00
I don t know, it was a whole thing.
1
SPEAKER_00
So he s older than his birth certificate says, so we don t really know.
1
SPEAKER_00
We think he s around 94, but also- I like to think he s a one-oh-one.
1
SPEAKER_00
Me too, a centurion.
1
SPEAKER_00
Me too, I want that also.
1
SPEAKER_01
Elite, elite, that s like upper 1%.
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SPEAKER_00
I know, so it s not my fear around death with him, it s now that is triggering my fear of death for everyone in my life.
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SPEAKER_01
In general, that s how it ends.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, and like all these people, you could die, and my dad could die, and my mom could die, and now like, and the floors are so slippery at my parents  house.
1
SPEAKER_01
Oh, they are?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yes.
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SPEAKER_01
Why, because it s tile?
1
SPEAKER_00
No, it s wood, but it s so slippery there.
1
SPEAKER_01
Did you hit the deck?
1
SPEAKER_00
No, but I like kind of ice skate around on my socks.
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SPEAKER_01
That s fun.
1
SPEAKER_00
I know.
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SPEAKER_00
But not for these people who.
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SPEAKER_01
These older folks.
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SPEAKER_00
I don t like that.
1
SPEAKER_01
Why don t you put them in a ranch with sticky floors?
1
SPEAKER_00
They don t want to move.
1
SPEAKER_00
They like it.
1
SPEAKER_01
Get them carpet for Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00
That s disgusting.
1
SPEAKER_00
I have to tell them they have to wear shoes.
1
SPEAKER_01
Right, even when they sleep in case they get up and go potty.
1
SPEAKER_00
Well, my mom did fall the other day trying to get in her bed in the middle of the night because she was sick.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, she was sick.
1
SPEAKER_00
And she fell down.
1
SPEAKER_00
She thinks it s because she... Ew, gas!
1
SPEAKER_01
I m thinking of the runner.
1
SPEAKER_00
Stop.
1
SPEAKER_00
Don t make me talk about your mom s vagina.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, she ll tell you before.
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SPEAKER_00
You don t want to hear about it.
1
SPEAKER_01
No, but I ve grown up hearing about it.
1
SPEAKER_01
Anytime my mother had a yeast infection, I was like the first person who heard about it.
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SPEAKER_00
But you don t like that.
1
SPEAKER_01
Oh, who would?
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SPEAKER_00
Exactly, so stop.
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SPEAKER_00
Ew, they re so gross.
2
SPEAKER_01
Ew, parents.
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SPEAKER_01
Yes.
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SPEAKER_00
God, isn t it weird that you are one?
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SPEAKER_01
Well, I talked about it the other day, in the same way that I m sad that Larry Trilling s children can t meet Larry Trilling, the normal man adult.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, I think, but I actually think, and I could be delusional, I m probably delusional,
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SPEAKER_01
I think my kids think I m pretty cool.
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SPEAKER_01
I m noticing more and more Lincoln, like every night in bed.
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SPEAKER_01
It s tell me another story.
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SPEAKER_01
Like I want a story.
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SPEAKER_01
Tell me a story about this.
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SPEAKER_01
Tell me a story about that.
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SPEAKER_01
And the fact that I read to her from my memoir and she heard my writing, she s like, that turned on something for her.
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SPEAKER_01
Like, she s like, Oh, you re yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
So currently she s like seeing me as someone that s kind of interesting, which I m loving.
2
SPEAKER_00
Okay, I think she of course will see you as someone interesting and she s glad that you re her dad, but she s not going to think you re sexy.
2
SPEAKER_01
Well, God, no.
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SPEAKER_01
We don t, haven t all done something very wrong.
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SPEAKER_00
I know, but that s, but the point, like when we re talking about gross stuff with our parents, like you re going to be gross, like that s gross to her.
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SPEAKER_00
That will be gross.
2
SPEAKER_01
Absolutely anything sexual, but not her mother.
2
SPEAKER_01
So we re, I m talking about Nermy now.
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SPEAKER_01
I would be very delicate.
2
SPEAKER_01
Hold on though.
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SPEAKER_01
I ve been very delicate to not talk about a show falling down and accidentally.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yes, you re not doing a very good job not talking about it.
2
SPEAKER_00
I m doing a pretty good job.
2
SPEAKER_00
Because you just talked about it.
2
SPEAKER_01
But no, I didn t say anything specific.
2
SPEAKER_00
It s still gross.
2
SPEAKER_00
They don t want to know about Kristen s orgasms.
2
SPEAKER_00
And still, I don t even want to.
2
SPEAKER_00
It s just too maternal for me to even think about that.
2
SPEAKER_00
Oh, gross.
2
SPEAKER_00
Anywho, all to say I m worried about everyone s gonna die.
2
SPEAKER_00
No one in this room, everyone knock on wood right now.
2
SPEAKER_00
No one s allowed to die in this room until you re 80 years old or over.
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SPEAKER_00
That was always my prayer.
2
SPEAKER_00
I would list all the people and say- And 80 was the year?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
So you got 20 extra years.
2
SPEAKER_00
Well, yeah, if we re going to say he s a centurion.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, he is.
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SPEAKER_01
If you have a great son, you just say, here lies a centurion.
2
SPEAKER_00
No, he was a very honest man.
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SPEAKER_00
He wouldn t have liked that.
2
SPEAKER_01
He already said he lied about his age.
2
SPEAKER_01
So it s like, to what degree?
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SPEAKER_00
Well, I don t think he did.
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SPEAKER_00
I think his mom or dad did.
2
SPEAKER_01
Just put maybe in parentheses.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, hopefully.
2
SPEAKER_01
Possibly a centurion lies here.
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SPEAKER_01
A great grandpa and a distributor of granddaddy s kissies.
2
SPEAKER_00
I did feel a little guilty because he is so old that he could have had a great grandkid.
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SPEAKER_00
Like I could have given him that.
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SPEAKER_00
I m old enough to have done that.
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SPEAKER_00
I feel sad.
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SPEAKER_01
Well, hold on.
2
SPEAKER_01
I wonder when your enthusiasm runs out, though.
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SPEAKER_01
I ll be excited to meet my grandkids.
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SPEAKER_01
I have no goal of meeting grandkids.
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SPEAKER_01
Well, first of all, it s probably mathematically impossible, unless there are advances in science, and I live to 125.
2
SPEAKER_00
No, Lincoln could get pregnant at 14.
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SPEAKER_01
We re really, we re really slinging some mud.
2
SPEAKER_00
And then that kid could get pregnant at 14.
2
SPEAKER_01
And then your mother might have an orgasm when she hears.
2
SPEAKER_00
Stop, can you be gentle?
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SPEAKER_01
Well, you re telling me that Lincoln s gonna be with child at 14.
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SPEAKER_00
You said mathematically it s impossible and I m telling you it s not mathematically impossible.
2
SPEAKER_01
You re right, in 28 years I could have a great grandchild, yes.
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SPEAKER_00
I will say he cared a lot about professional success, a lot.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, absolutely.
2
SPEAKER_01
This is way better than a grandkid.
2
SPEAKER_00
Way better.
2
SPEAKER_00
I do think he would have been happier with this than that.
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SPEAKER_00
I wish he could have known that.
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SPEAKER_00
He didn t?
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SPEAKER_00
That s a sad, sad case.
2
SPEAKER_01
I have the same thing.
2
SPEAKER_01
I mean, I would fucking kill to spend the day with him right now.
2
SPEAKER_01
and go, look at these little toe heads I have, these little shepherds.
2
SPEAKER_00
See, you want to show them the babies, not the career.
2
SPEAKER_01
I have a, this is totally off topic and I hope it s not disrespectful, but.
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SPEAKER_01
I ve been monitoring the gray in the sides of my hair because I shave the sides of my hair once a month, I guess, Matthew Collins does it?
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SPEAKER_01
Celebrity stylist to the stars.
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SPEAKER_00
Shout out, co-host of the F1 podcast.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yes, and so every time it grows out, I ve got virtually a month more of grain, right?
2
SPEAKER_01
So every time it grows out, it s a little shock, like, oh, we re at a higher percentage.
2
SPEAKER_00
Oh, really?
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, and it seems like if I m tracking this, we re gonna be just dead silver, I don t know, maybe by the end of 2024.
2
SPEAKER_00
You think so?
2
SPEAKER_00
No, the top of your head isn t gray.
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SPEAKER_01
Not the top, the sides.
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SPEAKER_01
The sides are like, they re fucking silver.
2
SPEAKER_00
Why do you think the sides and not the top?
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SPEAKER_01
I don t know.
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SPEAKER_01
I don t know if that s standard.
2
SPEAKER_01
I was looking and I was like, I ve always considered myself such a shepherd.
2
SPEAKER_01
of Kai, like the prototypical shepherd.
2
SPEAKER_01
None of the shepherds have ever had gray hair.
2
SPEAKER_01
My Papa Bob had zero gray hair.
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SPEAKER_01
My dad had zero gray hair.
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SPEAKER_01
My fucking brother, to my knowledge, has zero gray hair.
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SPEAKER_01
Really?
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SPEAKER_01
Yes.
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SPEAKER_01
So this morning, it s not just the gray hair.
2
SPEAKER_01
I was coming to terms with the fact that the story that I m 100% shepherd was horse shit.
2
SPEAKER_00
You re just now understanding genetics?
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SPEAKER_01
No, I understand genetics, but what happened in this case was the 23 alleles that my father supplied were all dominant.
2
SPEAKER_01
Everything that came from the LeBeau family was recessive.
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SPEAKER_01
Obviously that s not true.
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SPEAKER_01
But in my story, it s like, yeah, I got half LeBeau me, but all of those were recessive.
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SPEAKER_00
You know what s weird?
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SPEAKER_00
Tell me.
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SPEAKER_00
It s weird that that s your story because you love your mom so much.
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SPEAKER_00
The most.
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SPEAKER_00
And so I m really, it almost feels like- Disrespectful?
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SPEAKER_00
Patriarchal or masculine, toxic masculine.
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SPEAKER_00
No, no, it s not that.
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SPEAKER_01
It s because I grew up in my Papa Bob s house and he was my hero and I wanted to be him and a shepherd.
2
SPEAKER_01
Her dad and I had, I think I ve already talked about it on here.
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SPEAKER_01
We had a very complicated relationship.
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SPEAKER_01
We started out as best friends and then he said something really mean about my father on a camping trip.
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SPEAKER_01
And then I just didn t really like him.
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SPEAKER_00
Unacceptable.
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SPEAKER_01
And then he died really young.
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SPEAKER_01
And then my grandma Midge had raised already six kids.
2
SPEAKER_01
So she would do her grandmotherly duties in that she would host us.
2
SPEAKER_01
I lived there when I detasseled corn that summer.
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SPEAKER_01
But she wasn t like pumped.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, she was tired.
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SPEAKER_01
She was fucking tired.
2
SPEAKER_01
I told you my grandma, Yolis, literally asked in fifth grade if I wanted to, at the end of the summer, asked if I wanted to move in.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, and you said- And I wanted to, but I didn t want to hurt my mom s feelings.
2
SPEAKER_00
Oh God, yeah, that would have killed your mom.
2
SPEAKER_01
It would have killed my mom, but she kind of needed the help.
2
SPEAKER_01
It probably would have been helpful to have one less kid around.
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SPEAKER_00
No.
2
SPEAKER_01
But my grandmother and I kind of talked a lot about it.
2
SPEAKER_01
And I would have really liked it.
2
SPEAKER_00
But you would have missed your mom.
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SPEAKER_00
I would have missed her so much.
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SPEAKER_01
But I was getting so much there.
2
SPEAKER_01
I got so much attention and there was food there and there was no chaos.
2
SPEAKER_00
How far away was it?
2
SPEAKER_00
Wait.
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SPEAKER_01
It was like a 45 minute drive.
2
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
2
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
2
SPEAKER_00
Did they ever yell at your dad for not being as around for you?
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, that s their kid.
2
SPEAKER_01
Listen, they were bummed a lot with him, which was a really sad thing ultimately.
2
SPEAKER_01
Anywho.
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SPEAKER_01
I m having like an identity crisis where I realize like, well, I m clearly not all shepherd because I have all this gray hair.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
How does it feel?
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SPEAKER_01
I mean, I m fine with the aesthetic.
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SPEAKER_01
I m not like, I m not like bummed that I have the gray hair or I d be dying it, I guess.
2
SPEAKER_00
Right.
2
SPEAKER_00
Exactly.
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SPEAKER_01
I used to get highlights.
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SPEAKER_01
You know, all through my acting career, I d always get a little dose of blonde in there to give some dimension to this kind of, I don t even know what fucking color my hair is.
2
SPEAKER_01
That was another thing I was coming to terms with this morning in the gym.
2
SPEAKER_01
I was looking at my hair, I m like, what color is it?
2
SPEAKER_01
It s not even brown though.
2
SPEAKER_01
It s like a fucking gray or something that would leak out of a lead pipe or something.
2
SPEAKER_01
It looks like water that would come out of an old pipe.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s the color.
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SPEAKER_01
My hair, but so I kind of welcomed the gray cause it s kind of a blast of color.
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SPEAKER_00
It s a pop.
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SPEAKER_01
It s layers.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
Anywho.
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SPEAKER_00
I like gray hair on everyone.
2
SPEAKER_00
Oh.
2
SPEAKER_01
Stay tuned for more armchair expert, if you dare.
2
SPEAKER_01
Should we exchange gifts?
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, we should.
2
SPEAKER_01
Okay.
2
SPEAKER_01
Who should go first?
2
SPEAKER_01
Youngest to oldest?
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
Rob should go first.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, that s always the best.
2
SPEAKER_01
So one, two, three, four of those are yours, Rob.
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SPEAKER_01
And one of those is yours, Monty.
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SPEAKER_01
Monty s is the red.
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SPEAKER_00
Mine s that?
2
SPEAKER_00
Yep.
2
SPEAKER_00
Okay, so these are all Rob s.
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SPEAKER_01
Yep.
2
SPEAKER_01
Uh, wait, are you giving them mine?
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
Do they need to go together?
2
SPEAKER_01
Uh, you can give them that.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, that ll be a mystery.
2
SPEAKER_01
That ll be basically a clue to the rest of the presents.
2
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
Power cell Auto battery identification.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh auto batteries.
2
SPEAKER_01
I don t know much about what that is Batteries those are light bows.
2
SPEAKER_00
No, okay.
2
SPEAKER_00
Tell us about light
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SPEAKER_02
LiPo s?
3
SPEAKER_00
No, well just it s the most powerful, dense kind of battery.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s what s like in an electric car.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wow.
3
SPEAKER_00
You have NiCad.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God, he got you an electric car.
3
SPEAKER_00
Do you want me to walk you through all the battery types?
3
SPEAKER_00
You got lead, that s in your car to start the car.
3
SPEAKER_00
Then you got NiCad, those are above that.
3
SPEAKER_00
And then the LiPo s the greatest technology.
3
SPEAKER_00
A lot of bang, a lot of power, a lot of power within it.
3
SPEAKER_01
We all just do one at a time.
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SPEAKER_01
That s what my family usually does.
3
SPEAKER_00
I m open to that, although you have so many, you might have to go through a column.
3
SPEAKER_01
So I ve got one, two, three, four, five.
3
SPEAKER_00
I think you should open one more of mine before you get to Mani s, don t you Mani?
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, sure.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, so that top one there above the red will do.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, it s gonna confuse you even more more battery.
3
SPEAKER_02
I love tricks.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my god Also, we haven t even talked about the fact that Rob s cookies are here.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh my god Can I have one now, yes, of course, this is a battery charger.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, so more confusion Yeah, I don t know what these batteries would be for but I m looking forward Rob posted on Instagram He was making these yesterday and I got so excited
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I think someone actually, I saw on Instagram.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God.
3
SPEAKER_00
Someone else was aware of them too.
3
SPEAKER_02
These are my favorite cookies of all time.
3
SPEAKER_02
They re so good.
3
SPEAKER_00
Smile real big as you re about to eat one.
3
SPEAKER_00
Let s see that middle part.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, it s all mine.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, it s great, I got it.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wait, what?
3
SPEAKER_01
I got the shot, I got the shot.
3
SPEAKER_01
No, no.
3
SPEAKER_01
I got it.
3
SPEAKER_01
All right, Monica s turn then.
3
SPEAKER_01
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yours is the white one.
3
SPEAKER_02
This one?
3
SPEAKER_01
Yep.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh boy, it s a big boy.
3
SPEAKER_00
Wait, before we continue.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Let s have a moment of honesty.
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SPEAKER_00
I found this year to be hard.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, you did?
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, didn t you?
3
SPEAKER_00
I found it hard too.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yes, okay, great.
3
SPEAKER_01
You had said it was really hard.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God, this wrapping paper is a smell.
3
SPEAKER_01
I realized, yeah.
3
SPEAKER_01
I love it.
3
SPEAKER_01
I was very excited that it had a scent.
3
SPEAKER_01
It smells like trees.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God, it smells better than my Christmas tree.
3
SPEAKER_00
I can t believe Monica s not hip to this.
3
SPEAKER_00
Aren t you the bum wrapping paper queen?
3
SPEAKER_02
I normally am.
3
SPEAKER_02
You ll have to send me this wrapped, what it is.
3
SPEAKER_00
Here, I ll give this to you.
3
SPEAKER_00
You re better at this.
3
SPEAKER_02
You found it to be hard.
3
SPEAKER_00
So hard, I actually reached out to Natalie and it was a dead end.
3
SPEAKER_00
She doesn t know what to give you either.
3
SPEAKER_00
She s not great at gifts.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, yeah.
3
SPEAKER_00
I was like talking to me.
3
SPEAKER_00
To myself.
3
SPEAKER_00
I was like texting myself.
3
SPEAKER_02
I almost reached out to her too to find out about the color of your La Cresce, but then I pivoted.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, and we have also a lot of people in the comments, I think it s le, I think we also got the beginning wrong.
3
SPEAKER_00
Le crusade.
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SPEAKER_02
It s le, so that makes sense.
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SPEAKER_02
But I don t.
3
SPEAKER_00
You sound a little pretentious, like trying to speak French.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s like saying Neanderthal.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s like saying oui oui.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, this is smelly paper.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yummy, smelly paper.
3
SPEAKER_00
You should rub it in your armpits and stuff after you ve opened it, so you get a nice bit of evergreen smell in there.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, wow.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, that Pavlovian sound.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s a frame.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh boy, what is this?
3
SPEAKER_02
Something s custom framed.
3
SPEAKER_02
I know, I know.
3
SPEAKER_02
What is it gonna be?
3
SPEAKER_02
Whoa, whoa, whoa What s it say?
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my god.
3
SPEAKER_02
Hold on.
3
SPEAKER_02
Hold on.
3
SPEAKER_02
There s a
3
SPEAKER_00
Wait, wait, wait, explain.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s a Maru coffee.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my gosh.
3
SPEAKER_02
But this is an artist.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s this Australian artist, Bella McGoldrick, and she does these crazy colored pencils, and she did like a series of her favorite coffee around the world, and Maru happened to be one of the.
3
SPEAKER_01
It made the cut.
3
SPEAKER_02
One of the cuts.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wow.
3
SPEAKER_02
This is incredible.
3
SPEAKER_00
And you need artwork.
3
SPEAKER_02
I do, I do.
3
SPEAKER_00
You re gonna have a lot of linear feet in that house.
3
SPEAKER_02
You know, one of my favorite things ever is when you see the number at the bottom of the artwork, like this is two out of 10.
3
SPEAKER_00
Right, right, right, right.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my gosh, this is gorgeous.
3
SPEAKER_02
Thank you, Rob.
3
SPEAKER_01
He s good at this.
3
SPEAKER_01
That s an Australian coffee shop that s apparently great in Melbourne.
3
SPEAKER_02
And we got, we re gonna go.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
3
SPEAKER_02
Now we have to go.
3
SPEAKER_02
I cannot believe Maru is on there.
3
SPEAKER_00
I know, when I saw that, I was like, oh, I gotta get this.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s gorgeous.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s kind of 3D.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s not a monsoor monseer.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s not a monsoor.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, her drawings are insane, like how detailed they are.
3
SPEAKER_02
How do people do this?
3
SPEAKER_02
I m mad at these.
3
SPEAKER_02
Love it.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yay, thank you.
3
SPEAKER_00
I think you should open mine first.
3
SPEAKER_00
I have terrible anxiety now, because my present sucks compared to that.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, now I go, because I m old.
3
SPEAKER_00
I m last on the stuff.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, you go.
3
SPEAKER_02
Who do you want?
3
SPEAKER_02
Robbies?
3
SPEAKER_01
The pink one is first, though.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
There s an order.
3
SPEAKER_01
There is an order.
3
SPEAKER_00
Wow, wow, wow.
3
SPEAKER_00
And you do this wrapping yourself, or you outsource it?
3
SPEAKER_00
No, I did that myself.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, my God.
3
SPEAKER_00
And he got, for me, really cute peach, pink wrapping paper with cars on it.
3
SPEAKER_00
El coches.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02
Yeah, because I love- Does it smell like car?
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, it smells like petrol and burning rubber.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
Pour some.
3
SPEAKER_00
You know what this is?
3
SPEAKER_02
I think.
3
SPEAKER_00
You guys are so much hipper than me.
3
SPEAKER_00
You know what this is?
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SPEAKER_00
Oh my, wobby wob.
3
SPEAKER_00
Burberry.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, but it s a trick, it s not Burberry inside.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my god, you are a trickster.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, wow.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, is this an ornament crow?
3
SPEAKER_01
No, it s a lamp.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s little pet crows holding lights that you can, you can have a team of.
3
SPEAKER_01
How do I mount them somewhere?
3
SPEAKER_01
That one has a screw in the box somewhere.
3
SPEAKER_01
A team of, oh my god.
3
SPEAKER_01
And then there s another one that ll go I can go on your desk These are crow lamps, yeah, it s like you ve trained crows to hold the light This is so wonderful, I love these oh
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh my gosh, this is great.
3
SPEAKER_00
Since I ve not been able to woo them with my meats and everything else.
3
SPEAKER_01
I tried to give you a crow whistle, but it didn t work.
3
SPEAKER_01
Clearly, I don t need one.
3
SPEAKER_00
Did you just hear my crow call?
3
SPEAKER_02
Very thoughtful.
3
SPEAKER_00
Very, very, very thoughtful.
3
SPEAKER_00
Let s go.
3
SPEAKER_00
Boy, this is strong fucking paper.
3
SPEAKER_00
Are you kidding?
3
SPEAKER_00
You can t even tear this paper in half.
3
SPEAKER_00
Uh-oh, this really is... Uh-oh, we definitely shouldn t talk.
3
SPEAKER_00
You people have spoiled me.
3
SPEAKER_00
Beautiful green... Ooh, that s gorgeous.
3
SPEAKER_00
Sweatshirt.
3
SPEAKER_00
That s really nice.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh, Wabi.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, I love the green.
3
SPEAKER_00
Absolutely.
3
SPEAKER_02
I want that.
3
SPEAKER_00
It s, you know, this is what I say my favorite color is.
3
SPEAKER_02
Because Bill Gates.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, because geniuses, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02
Even though his favorite color s blue.
3
SPEAKER_00
And it is tied, but I love blue.
3
SPEAKER_02
Cute.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, that s gonna look so handsome.
3
SPEAKER_00
Wow, this is so, oh, and look, it has a little, cute little hashes of blue on back.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s a little fake out.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, that was fun.
3
SPEAKER_02
That was like.
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SPEAKER_01
That was a good fake out.
3
SPEAKER_00
That was a bait and switch.
3
SPEAKER_02
It was.
3
SPEAKER_00
He put the crows in the Burberry bag and the Burberry in the crow box.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, wow.
3
SPEAKER_00
Wow.
3
SPEAKER_02
Very rascally, very on brand.
3
SPEAKER_00
That s great.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay, so now what happens?
3
SPEAKER_02
Rob goes again.
3
SPEAKER_00
Now Robby goes again.
3
SPEAKER_00
Should I complete?
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, once you open one, you ve basically opened the second one.
3
SPEAKER_00
This is gonna need a little explanation.
3
SPEAKER_00
Let me start by saying I know that you don t want this, okay?
3
SPEAKER_02
Mimonica or Rob?
3
SPEAKER_00
No, Rob.
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SPEAKER_02
Oh, God.
3
SPEAKER_00
But I think it ll... But it ll create... But you need it?
3
SPEAKER_00
Yup.
3
SPEAKER_00
Something with cows.
3
SPEAKER_00
That s exactly right.
3
SPEAKER_02
What?
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay, it s a... Now I wanna tell you something.
3
SPEAKER_00
These are the very best Traxxases.
3
SPEAKER_00
They re the rock crawlers.
3
SPEAKER_00
They re four-wheel drive, so you can create courses in the backyard, and it ll climb over anything.
3
SPEAKER_00
Oh.
3
SPEAKER_02
Amazing.
3
SPEAKER_00
Thank you, yeah.
3
SPEAKER_00
And I got one for Calvin too, so I think yours is blue and his is tanner, however you wanna set it up, but you guys have matching rock crawlers you can do in the backyard now.
3
SPEAKER_02
That s so cute.
3
SPEAKER_00
Thank you, yeah, that s awesome.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh my God, remember when we were, you guys were so into those?
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SPEAKER_00
That was my life for two years.
3
SPEAKER_02
And we did, and Father s Day, Kristen did a whole Father s Day based off of it.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yes, with races.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, it was so fun.
3
SPEAKER_00
I got way back into it again.
3
SPEAKER_00
Me and the girls have been driving them a lot.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, it s so much fun.
3
SPEAKER_00
You can waste two and a half hours with your kids out there driving around.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I can t wait.
3
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
Mani?
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SPEAKER_02
I m... You re sad?
3
SPEAKER_00
I am, I am, I am.
3
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
My apologies.
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SPEAKER_02
I m opening Dax s now.
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SPEAKER_00
So now this is another thing like Rob s present where I know you don t want these.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wow, what fun.
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SPEAKER_00
But you need them.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay, I m excited.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yes, because you re constantly, oh boy.
3
SPEAKER_00
Uh-oh.
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SPEAKER_00
Let s see how we re gonna be able to get into this son of a bitch.
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SPEAKER_00
I m gonna tear it apart.
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SPEAKER_00
This is confusing.
3
SPEAKER_00
Ooh, more batteries.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, mine
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SPEAKER_00
It has batteries too.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I only buy things with batteries.
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SPEAKER_03
It s a theme.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, here we go.
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SPEAKER_03
I m gonna rip it.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, rip, rip, rip, rip.
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SPEAKER_03
The real thing s inside.
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SPEAKER_03
It s also a workout.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh my God.
4
SPEAKER_00
Is this a workout thing?
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SPEAKER_00
It s a workout machine, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Ooh, la la.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, fun!
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SPEAKER_00
I want these!
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, good!
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SPEAKER_00
I ve been wanting these!
4
SPEAKER_03
Good, because you edit in public so much, and you don t have noise canceling in the ones you use.
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SPEAKER_03
I do!
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SPEAKER_00
Air Max.
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SPEAKER_03
Air Max, but really quick, open those up, because I think I got you pink, but the box is blue.
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SPEAKER_03
Well, you don t have to, but I tried to get you pink.
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SPEAKER_00
I like blue.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay, great.
4
SPEAKER_03
Blue and pink are the good colors.
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SPEAKER_03
I got green and I regret it.
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SPEAKER_00
You do?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Even though you love green?
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SPEAKER_03
I have blue.
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SPEAKER_03
You have blue.
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SPEAKER_03
You have these?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, blue s beautiful.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, this is nice.
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SPEAKER_00
I think I like blue.
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SPEAKER_03
Better than pink, okay.
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SPEAKER_00
Unless it s pink.
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SPEAKER_03
Unless it s pink.
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SPEAKER_00
No, I love it!
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SPEAKER_00
It s blue!
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, okay, great, great.
4
SPEAKER_00
Oh, this is really exciting, because I have been wanting these and I have not been wanting to buy them.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay, great!
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SPEAKER_00
Great, great, great.
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SPEAKER_00
So I m happy.
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SPEAKER_00
Thank you!
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, so when you re out in public now, you just do your editing on there and you... So if you want to find me, I ll be wearing blue Air Maxes.
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SPEAKER_03
Enormous.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh my gosh, I m so happy.
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SPEAKER_00
I got such good gifts.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay, Dax, your turn.
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SPEAKER_00
I m next.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay, I want you to open this part first.
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SPEAKER_00
Don t look at the side.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay.
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SPEAKER_03
I ll do exactly as you say.
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SPEAKER_00
Or maybe I should open the big one first.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, open the big one first.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay, okay.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s our wrapping paper and one of your hairs.
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SPEAKER_03
They come with everything, a free hair.
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SPEAKER_00
Shit, I bet yours has hair in it too, Rob.
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SPEAKER_00
I can t wrap without getting hair in it.
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SPEAKER_03
You re gonna be cloned so much when that technology comes out because you re so willy nilly.
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SPEAKER_03
Skinny wampus with your hair droppings.
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SPEAKER_00
I just give it out for free.
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SPEAKER_03
Maybe I ll plunge this shirt here.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh yeah, I forgot.
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SPEAKER_00
So I had wrapped it in other paper and then I found this paper and I felt that I needed to use this paper.
4
SPEAKER_03
What s a shout out to this person?
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SPEAKER_03
Because this is so cute.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s a bunch of recliners, lazy boys, and there s multiple, they went for it.
4
SPEAKER_03
You re in a vanilla outfit on one of the drawings and a gray sweater on another.
4
SPEAKER_03
I have my puffer vest on in one.
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SPEAKER_00
It s so cute.
4
SPEAKER_00
Schab s paper.
4
SPEAKER_03
Schab s?
4
SPEAKER_00
Yes.
4
SPEAKER_00
S-H-A-B-S paper.
4
SPEAKER_00
They make amazing paper.
4
SPEAKER_03
I love what a fucking mess Christmas makes.
4
SPEAKER_03
There s only three people opening presents in here and you can t see the floor.
4
SPEAKER_00
This is also for your birthday.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh my Beckham.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh boy, oh boy.
4
SPEAKER_00
It s a gray sweater.
4
SPEAKER_00
It s classic, it s classic Beckham.
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SPEAKER_03
This is gorgeous.
4
SPEAKER_03
I m gonna look so good this holiday break.
4
SPEAKER_00
I know, you are.
4
SPEAKER_00
Wait, there s more?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_00
What?
4
SPEAKER_00
Because it s also for your birthday.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh, my birthday s here.
4
SPEAKER_03
Uh-oh, it s a piece.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, it s a piece.
4
SPEAKER_03
Sweat slacks?
4
SPEAKER_03
Fuck me, they re gonna match my other piece.
4
SPEAKER_00
I know!
4
SPEAKER_00
But I didn t know about the size of the bottom, so we might have to exchange.
4
SPEAKER_00
It s a large.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, that s great.
4
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
Kinda gonna look like an English gangster in these.
4
SPEAKER_00
I know.
4
SPEAKER_00
You could do a lot of damage in those.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh my gosh.
4
SPEAKER_03
Watch out, America.
4
SPEAKER_03
Look for Monty in her blue headphones, look for me head to toe in Burberry.
4
SPEAKER_03
And there s still more.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, there s one more thing.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh my God, this has been a great Christmas already.
4
SPEAKER_03
If I don t get another gift this whole Christmas, this was a win.
4
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
4
SPEAKER_02
Organic, biologan, biggies, criminini.
4
SPEAKER_00
They re mushrooms, so you can cook one mushroom at a time.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, Beckham style.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, it s just a Beckham kid.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s a Beckham joke.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
Okay, Wobby Wob.
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SPEAKER_01
Wobby Wob s next.
4
SPEAKER_01
Says Wobby Wob Hollis.
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SPEAKER_01
Smell, smell something.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, oh, something s wrong.
4
SPEAKER_01
All the pieces are, okay, we lost half the pieces.
4
SPEAKER_01
Ooh, fancy pepper.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, pepper.
4
SPEAKER_01
Ooh, and knives.
4
SPEAKER_01
Some steak knives.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh, steaky knives.
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SPEAKER_00
Some nice steak knives.
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SPEAKER_00
I picked blue.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh, oh, because geniuses love blue.
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SPEAKER_00
That s right.
4
SPEAKER_01
We don t have good steak knives, either.
4
SPEAKER_03
Okay, that s also what I was gonna ask Natalie, but.
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SPEAKER_03
Why didn t Natalie fucking tell me that?
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SPEAKER_03
She should know you guys don t have nice steak knives.
4
SPEAKER_00
This was from Cookbook, a really cool store in Highland Park.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I love Cookbook.
4
SPEAKER_00
He already loves it.
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SPEAKER_03
God, you guys are dialed in.
4
SPEAKER_00
And Al is the woman who was helping me and was excited because she recognized and I said, this is for Wobby Wop.
4
SPEAKER_00
And I thought those were so pretty.
4
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, these are great.
4
SPEAKER_01
Wasn t there more to that story?
4
SPEAKER_01
Well, you wanted to do something custom to these?
4
SPEAKER_00
Oh, I wanted to have each steak knife a different color.
4
SPEAKER_00
Because the way it was displayed, it was like that, but then they were just showing you all the colors and I asked if I could have a pack that was each different color.
4
SPEAKER_03
How many steak knives are in the set?
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SPEAKER_00
Six, I think, yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
Okay, so you should have bought six, and then given the same present to six people, and arranged the colors.
4
SPEAKER_00
I could have.
4
SPEAKER_03
One-stop shopping for everyone.
4
SPEAKER_03
That s awesome.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, and a big, big glass jar of peppercorn.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yes, yummy peppercorn.
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SPEAKER_03
Fresh.
4
SPEAKER_03
Fresh.
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SPEAKER_00
Good?
4
SPEAKER_03
It ll be sneezed all over it.
4
SPEAKER_03
It spilled it all over.
4
SPEAKER_00
Wow!
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SPEAKER_00
Everyone did great!
4
SPEAKER_03
What a bounty!
4
SPEAKER_03
I m going to look gorgeous in 2024.
4
SPEAKER_03
Should we do resolutions?
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, we should.
4
SPEAKER_03
Do you know yours?
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SPEAKER_00
I need to go last.
4
SPEAKER_03
She s going to think of yours while waiting.
4
SPEAKER_03
I think I m only doing one this year.
4
SPEAKER_00
Okay, what is it?
4
SPEAKER_03
I need to finish writing the book this year.
4
SPEAKER_00
You re gonna finish it.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, that s what I gotta do this year.
4
SPEAKER_03
I gotta figure out how to fuckin  make the time or get the right schedule, something.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
Gotta finish.
4
SPEAKER_01
I think mine s to cook more.
4
SPEAKER_01
Ooh.
4
SPEAKER_01
I cooked twice in the last two years.
4
SPEAKER_01
Oh my God.
4
SPEAKER_01
It s Thanksgiving.
4
SPEAKER_01
Oh no.
4
SPEAKER_01
That s shameful for someone with your.
4
SPEAKER_00
I know, well now you can make steak.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I need to make time for cooking.
4
SPEAKER_03
Now you can put pepper on things you cook.
4
SPEAKER_00
It s probably because you didn t have pepper.
4
SPEAKER_03
And if you re at the grill and you need an ingredient from the fridge, you can drive your remote control truck into there and have Calvin put it on the back of it and then drive it back.
4
SPEAKER_03
So maybe it all helps.
4
SPEAKER_01
Well, I ll just distract him in the backyard so I can cook.
4
SPEAKER_01
Yes.
4
SPEAKER_00
That s true.
4
SPEAKER_00
Fun.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, you love to cook.
4
SPEAKER_01
I do.
4
SPEAKER_01
I bake during the holidays and then I cook on Thanksgiving and that s it.
4
SPEAKER_01
And that s that.
4
SPEAKER_01
Yep.
4
SPEAKER_03
And then 364 other days everyone can just pass it.
4
SPEAKER_00
Fuck off.
4
SPEAKER_00
Mine, I think mine is to, well, it s always to drink more water.
4
SPEAKER_00
That s always one.
4
SPEAKER_03
And electrolytes, that one gets recycled.
4
SPEAKER_03
That s a carry over every year.
4
SPEAKER_00
It is, it is, it is, that s the standard.
4
SPEAKER_00
But what should mine be?
4
SPEAKER_03
You re putting it out to committee.
4
SPEAKER_00
I need help, yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
Maybe to watch Contagion more.
4
SPEAKER_00
I haven t watched it in a while.
4
SPEAKER_03
I know.
4
SPEAKER_00
Actually.
4
SPEAKER_03
Actually.
4
SPEAKER_00
Perhaps one is going to the movies more.
4
SPEAKER_03
Uh-huh.
4
SPEAKER_00
I do love going to the movies and then I just never do it.
4
SPEAKER_01
I started back this year.
4
SPEAKER_01
We did too.
4
SPEAKER_01
The last like month we ve gone like six times.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, that s funny.
4
SPEAKER_03
I m going to more movies in the theater this year than I have the previous five, I think.
4
SPEAKER_03
Okay, so more movies, this is very accomplishable.
4
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, all of these are, it seems.
4
SPEAKER_00
But I feel like I should have another one.
4
SPEAKER_03
A more challenging one?
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Yeah.
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We can maybe set that in the new year.
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Why don t you put a pin in it?
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A TV.
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But for now, movies.
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And water.
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And maybe you can hit two birds with one stone.
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But big ol  water at a movie.
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SPEAKER_01
Can I make a restaurant plea before we leave?
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Yes.
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Because we re going to Seattle.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh.
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And there s a place that I can t.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, you can t get in?
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SPEAKER_01
Once a year, apparently.
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SPEAKER_03
Although, is the timing gonna work?
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SPEAKER_01
It s the week after Christmas.
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SPEAKER_01
Okay.
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SPEAKER_01
That we re going.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_03
So there s a restaurant you re dying to visit.
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SPEAKER_03
Yep.
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And you promised to give a full detailed account of the experience.
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SPEAKER_03
Of course.
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SPEAKER_00
What is it called?
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SPEAKER_03
Archipelago.
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SPEAKER_01
It s a Filipino.
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SPEAKER_01
Not archipelago.
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SPEAKER_03
Archipelago?
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SPEAKER_03
Well, fuck, you ve been correcting me for six years.
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SPEAKER_03
I think archipelago is a chain of islands.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Archipelago.
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SPEAKER_03
Okay.
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SPEAKER_03
Archipelago.
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SPEAKER_03
We don t want to disrespect them on the request, right?
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, for sure.
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And archipelago is a real word.
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SPEAKER_03
It s a real world.
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It really exists in the world.
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And what kind of food is it?
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Filipino American.
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SPEAKER_01
We didn t plan our trip early enough to get in.
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SPEAKER_01
Okay.
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SPEAKER_03
Oh, while you re there, I do really encourage, if you want, the best steak I ve ever had at a restaurant truly is, I think it s called Capital Grill.
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SPEAKER_03
Capital Grill.
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Insane steak menu and options and delicioso.
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SPEAKER_00
You could take your steak knives with you.
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SPEAKER_00
I m coming with my own knives.
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SPEAKER_01
Okay, we ll shout out, we ll not shout out yet to that restaurant, only shout- We can shout them out either.
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SPEAKER_01
Nope, only if they let you in.
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SPEAKER_00
Let Wobby Wob in for Christmas.
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And then we ll shout you out.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, then we ll hear all about it.
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SPEAKER_01
What are your plans?
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SPEAKER_00
We re going to Nashville, going there, hanging out with Huey and bringing my father-in-law and mother-in-law.
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So it s going to be a family trip.
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It s going to be very fun and dinner s out and I m very much looking forward to it.
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SPEAKER_00
And then Christmas here at the house.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
When do you fly back?
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SPEAKER_00
Movies.
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SPEAKER_00
Sunday, do you leave?
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SPEAKER_01
Wednesday.
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SPEAKER_00
Wednesday.
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SPEAKER_00
And you re there from Wednesday till what?
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SPEAKER_01
The morning of the second.
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SPEAKER_01
Morning of your birthday.
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SPEAKER_00
Beautiful year.
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SPEAKER_00
I love you too.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
I love you guys.
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SPEAKER_01
This was, this was a great year.
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SPEAKER_00
We did Letterman this year.
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SPEAKER_00
We did Letterman this year.
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SPEAKER_01
That s crazy.
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SPEAKER_00
We did John Batiste this year.
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SPEAKER_01
We did so many, but I mean, for you.
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SPEAKER_00
Yes.
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SPEAKER_01
You know.
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SPEAKER_00
We did Anna Kendrick this year.
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SPEAKER_00
That s how long.
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SPEAKER_01
That feels.
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SPEAKER_00
This year spent.
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SPEAKER_00
Six years ago.
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SPEAKER_01
So long ago.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01
Man, time.
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SPEAKER_00
Time, it ll fly by.
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SPEAKER_01
Time, you know, hug your grandparents and your parents and all the people in your life and give them kisses, give them granddaddy s kisses.
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SPEAKER_00
Try to get some granddaddy kisses too.
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SPEAKER_00
If you can.
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SPEAKER_00
Nothing hits harder than a granddaddy kiss.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, and then they are not able to kiss you anymore.
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SPEAKER_01
So Merry Christmas.
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No.
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SPEAKER_00
I thank you for sharing all that because it is a good reminder that if you got that, you really got everything.
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SPEAKER_00
Not to be sacrum, but it s true.
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SPEAKER_00
There s really nothing.
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SPEAKER_00
of comparable value to health.
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SPEAKER_01
It really, it will put it in perspective.
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SPEAKER_01
It s everything.
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SPEAKER_01
I mean, even if you have your health, you probably don t have this painting that Rob got me.
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SPEAKER_00
Only a couple of people do.
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SPEAKER_00
And you can t really enjoy your health without noise canceling headphones because life s too chaotic and miserable.
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SPEAKER_00
I wonder if you ll get into the same rhythm I do, which is like, I am in those all the time.
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SPEAKER_00
Not listening to things, just canceling out the fucking world.
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SPEAKER_01
Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_00
You know this about me.
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SPEAKER_01
That s, okay, can I, oh.
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SPEAKER_00
Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_01
I don t think you re gonna like it.
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SPEAKER_00
Go ahead.
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SPEAKER_01
I feel like that s an age thing.
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SPEAKER_01
My mom, she just walks around the house constantly with her ear.
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SPEAKER_00
Noise canceling?
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, her noise canceling AirPods in, and it is so annoying.
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SPEAKER_00
Because she can t hear you.
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SPEAKER_01
Yes, and then you ll say something, and then like 45 seconds later, she ll be like, what?
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SPEAKER_00
Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, let me be more specific.
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SPEAKER_00
I put them on in the morning when I meditate, and then I wear it while I m journaling too, because again, it s so fucking chaotic.
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SPEAKER_00
Those are great times to do it.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, so that s really when I spend the first hour of my day in them.
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SPEAKER_01
I was gonna say, I don t ever see you walking around in them.
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SPEAKER_00
No, no, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00
No, I m not an asshole like your mom, like Nermy.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_01
No, I love her.
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SPEAKER_00
All right.
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SPEAKER_00
All right.
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SPEAKER_00
I love you guys.
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SPEAKER_01
Merry Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00
Happy holidays.
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SPEAKER_01
Happy New Year.
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SPEAKER_01
We ll see everyone in the new year.
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SPEAKER_00
And then we do it all over again.
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SPEAKER_01
We ll keep doing it.
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Love you.