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Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
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The Joe Rogan experience.
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Join my day Joe Rogan podcast by night or day.
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There was a cop guarding our car behind the theater yesterday, and we asked him if it was okay if I smoked one, and he said, you should probably wait.
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You should probably wait is a funny thing for a cop to say.
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It s tricky.
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So stupid.
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The dumbest of laws, without a doubt.
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The number one dumbest of laws.
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There s nothing that s even close to that one.
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That one s so stupid.
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Well, all the shit that is legal.
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It s just a matter of time, I think.
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We can only hope.
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It s legal in like 20 states or something now.
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Was it like 19 or something, Jamie?
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23.
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23 states.
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Ridiculous.
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But there s a lot of shit you can do here that you can t do anywhere else.
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You can have a zebra.
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You can have a cult.
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You can have a cult.
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You can have a zebra.
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You can concealed carry with no license.
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You don t have to have a concealed carry license here.
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It s constitutional carry.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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So leave them little old ladies alone.
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How many states have that?
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How many states have that?
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Quite a few now.
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Quite a few.
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Florida has it.
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I want to say there s 19 states that have that now.
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Ohio just passed it.
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Damn.
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Well, you know, it s a lot of fucking crime going on out there, and there s some places where it s difficult to get a license to carry.
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Surprised in Ohio they allow that.
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I m not familiar with any gun law ever at all.
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I just don t have a gun.
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I have a pellet gun.
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Wow.
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Have you ever shot a gun?
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Yeah, I did.
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It scared the shit out of me.
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I was a boy scout and stuff, but my friend bought a Mauser, is that what it s called?
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A German rifle.
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I mean, this guy s kind of a total character.
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He got into World War II reenacting.
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Oh, no.
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And was a Nazi.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Did he at least try to lose?
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I don t know, man.
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It was a whole different thing he would do that he never really discussed with us.
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We bought this Mauser, and we took it to the range, indoor range.
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The pin, I guess, was replaced to fire only blanks.
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So we were trying to shoot it, and it was hitting the bullet but not firing.
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So the guy at the shooting range was like, here, just shoot this.
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He handed us a 9mm or a .45 semi-automatic
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Magazine And he didn t really show us how to use it And I you know, I emptied the thing into the range and I ve pulled it the trigger and just you know I thought it was done and I had it to my friend like this He s like what the fuck and I was like what he just pulled the thing and put our support in this Chamber and I was I left the room and I was I m done.
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Well, that s a scary thing.
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That makes sense.
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But someone should 100% show you.
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Yeah, that wasn t... Let s be honest, though.
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Most of the time, it s like that.
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Yeah.
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I mean, the first time I ever fired a gun was, like, in a basement.
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Some guy had a gun, and he was shooting into, like, some homemade shooting range in the basement.
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I fired a gun once when I was real young, but then, when I moved to California, I bought a gun, and I went to the range.
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And I remember the first time I went to the range,
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The sound is so terrifying.
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Like when you walk into the, and you hear the boom, boom, and you realize each one of those could end your life easy.
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And it s just happening all around you.
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And you re just like hoping these people next to you keep their shit together.
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Yeah, cuz like one of the ranges that I went to out in LA It was a like a rifle range and along it had a bunch of different ranges on it s a big outdoor place Well, I just went there and shot himself like right after I d been there I was there like a week before some guy just came there decided this is gonna be a good place to commit suicide I wonder why
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I don t know.
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I don t know why you would do that.
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Or maybe he didn t plan on it.
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And then once he got there, he started shooting guns.
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And he s like, you know what?
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I m done.
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Yeah, it seems like a weird place to end.
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What a fucking doofus.
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Yeah.
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I mean, maybe he wanted everybody to know.
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Was this low IQ?
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You know, some guns are like .357 or something.
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It s scary.
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It s all jagged and fucking kicks back.
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And it s fucking scary.
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The ones that really scare me, though, are the ones that are like,
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smooth, no kickback really, that s kind of freaky.
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If you shoot one of those speed guns, like a staccato, there s a plant out here in Texas, we went to visit it, they re so precisely machined, their tolerances are so small, when that thing slides, it s like, you re shooting a 9mm and it feels like you re shooting a .22, it s amazing, there s zero kick to it.
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I shot a musket in Boy Scouts.
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No.
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Yeah.
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It just was like, just flying, like sparks just flying.
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I left a hole like this big in the target.
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But my brother sent me some ring camera footage from his, he lives in West Cleveland.
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He s like, check this out.
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And I watched it and it was, and he s like, now turn the volume up.
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And it was just fully automatic gunfire.
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He s like, yeah, dude, it s an automatic assault rifle going off in my neighborhood last night.
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Jesus Christ.
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It sounded insane, dude.
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Yeah.
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Cleveland.
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Well, it s not just Cleveland.
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That s out here, too.
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I was at a friend of mine s house, you can hear in the background.
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This is just like Rambo style.
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Jesus.
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My friends and I went to go see whatever the first Rambo was that they made after the 30-year hiatus.
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The funny one?
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The new one?
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I don t know if they made more than just that, but the last three minutes of it, he kills 800 people or something.
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It s just so insane.
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Heard the newest Rambo is preposterous Joey Diaz said it s hilarious It s fucking hilarious.
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You gotta watch it.
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It s a masterpiece You know it s this crazy Cartoonish good guy bad guy thing from like the 80s which looks so out of place, but he still makes those movies the same way
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Like if you go and watch, try to go watch like- Didn t make any adjustments?
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No adjustments for the times.
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No evolution.
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If you go back and watch like those old movies, they re so ridiculous.
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Go watch Red Dawn.
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That would be like if we made the exact same record right now that we did with the first record.
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Yeah, but the problem is like movies are different than music because some old music is dope as fuck, right?
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And then I guess some old movies are dope too.
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Hell yeah.
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I got pretty into like...
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some later, more recent era Steven Seagal stuff, like five, six years ago.
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My friends and I would watch it, because it was just so insanely bad.
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And then Dan sent me a link to the Comptown guys talking about these same films, and it was like, they summed it all up so perfectly, but it was basically like, you know.
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One of the funny things is like he s so old and his special forces team that he assembles all has to be kind of his age Which means which means their commander has to be like 80?
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So they show the commander get the white mustang Tom s a girl had a whole bit about Seagal dude.
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I heard a story about him from from someone who would know and They said that like this super agent like he was he was a the Trent personal trainer of this like super agent
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Michael Ovitz yeah yeah yeah yeah and that like that he had a bet with his with another agent that he can make anybody famous and like well how about your trainer like and I guess they asked him like he you know to learn a martial art or something no no that s not it
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No, Steven Seagal is a legit Aikido specialist.
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And that s the art of de-arming someone?
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It was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword.
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So it s all about a redistribution of energy.
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It s all about, I commit to you, and then you throw me to the ground.
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The problem with that is if someone doesn t commit, someone just fucking grabs you, wrestles you, you re a division one wrestler against an Aikido guy.
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You re done.
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The Aikido guy has zero chance.
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There s not a chance in hell you re going to stop Daniel Cormier from taking you down.
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It is, there s zero chance.
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That s the other- Hamzat Tshmayev grabs you, you re going for a ride 100% of the time.
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That s the other fucking awesome thing too, the Seagal, in the later films, where he doesn t
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even get up out of the chair he just throws people yeah they come at him and he just so this is Seagal when he was younger this is Seagal was the first American to run a dojo in Japan this is later this is actually later because he s already got wacky hair
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Just his posture, he s so disrespectful.
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Well, the whole idea behind him is that he was an American who spoke Japanese, he was married to a Japanese woman, and he ran a dojo in Tokyo, or somewhere in Japan.
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But it was very unusual for an American to be running a dojo, but I think it was because he married the woman.
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It s ridiculous.
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With the stuff where he s like, have you seen the clips of him in Belarus eating the carrots and stuff?
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He s eating carrots?
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Yeah, he s hanging out with the president or dictator of Belarus, but it s amazing.
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Jamie, find the older footage.
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The older footage.
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Just eating carrots?
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I ll watch this.
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Look at the way he dresses up.
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Watch this.
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Thank you.
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It s so insane.
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His hair is insane.
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Of course, someone edited that, so he s like deep throating the carrot.
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And he checks, watch, he makes a good tip joke about the melons here.
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That s nice.
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That s the weird thing about old actors that are kind of at the end of the journey and they start appearing in foreign countries and meeting people.
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I want to meet Steven Seagal.
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Bring him to me.
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And then all of a sudden he s a Russian citizen.
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He s got a passport in Russia, like no bullshit.
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Yeah, he s a Russian citizen.
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Right.
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Mr. Putin s always been amazing to me.
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There s a weird thing with this.
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This is him when he was young.
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So this is before the movie days, this is him teaching Aikido.
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This is cool.
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This is much better, right?
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But it s also not real.
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Like, that shit doesn t work.
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It s like, if you learn Aikido, you can do some of those things.
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That was such bullshit.
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He just threw the guy behind his back.
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The clips from the last couple years when he s doing it, it looks preposterous, really.
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It s a lot of preposterousness to Aikido because the people are playing along with it.
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They re going along with it.
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So that s real.
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It s also, you know, it s just fucking, that kind of martial art is like, it s not, you don t really know how to fight.
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It s like learning a language, but you only learn like conjunctions.
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You only learn like ands and buts and the, and you learn a couple of vowels.
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So it s how we speak Spanish.
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It s worse.
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It s worse.
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It s like, you just can t only do that.
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If you want to learn how to do that for funsies, yeah, it s fun to do.
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But don t think that this is going to really work.
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There s shit that they didn t know.
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It fucking worked for him.
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Well, it would work if someone had a sword.
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The thing is, like, the Japanese samurai, they knew how to fight.
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And then that would be an art that they would train in just to learn how to disarm sword-carrying weapon, you know, like someone who s got something, a spear, something that s gonna get you.
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You lost your sword in battle, there has to be a strategy for that.
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So the Japanese came up with Aikido.
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there s this dude that makes these, he makes these dioramas that are out insane detail, and the whole time he s telling a story, and it s funny as hell.
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I forget his name, something fingers, but he does one of Steven Seagal, and it s depicting this scene that apparently happened where Steven Seagal had told some legendary martial artist guy that he couldn t be choked out.
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Gene LaBelle.
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He told the story on my podcast.
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Oh, that s hilarious.
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So he does these things.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, apparently he choked him out instantly and he shit his pants.
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Gene told the story.
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Oh, really?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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But this guy s true.
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True story?
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It s a true story.
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Gene s a legend.
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Gene LaBelle was
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He was a judo champion, and he was one of the first guys to do mixed martial arts fights.
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He had a fight with a boxer way, way back in the day, and just strangled this boxer and put him to sleep.
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But he made the boxer wear a gi, I think, pre-shirt.
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And he wore a gi, too.
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Like, there was some weird, funky rules.
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The boxer had the boxing gloves on.
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He didn t.
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He just beat the shit out of the dude.
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But he was the guy that also trained Bruce Lee.
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He taught Bruce Lee about grappling.
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Like, Bruce Lee had, you know, he was doing these movies, and it was a little unrealistic, like, some of the things.
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And Gene LaBelle was like, let me show you what I could do to you.
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He just kind of grabs Bruce Lee, fucking hoists him over his head, and is like, listen.
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Settle down.
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Like, let s not pretend you re the baddest motherfucker on Earth.
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But does that shit look good in movies, though?
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That type of fighting?
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Judo?
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No.
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Well, this is him fighting this boxer dude.
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Does it look like the boxer of gloves?
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It doesn t, does it?
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Yeah, it does.
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He s got small gloves.
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So what he s got, essentially, are bag gloves.
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And Gene just threw him to the ground and fucking strolled over him.
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He just choked him to sleep.
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Wow.
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But Gene s a gorilla.
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I mean, that dude, he s a tank of a man.
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You know, even as an old man, some dudes in his neighborhood were fucking with someone s car.
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And he said, hey, get the fuck out of here.
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And they were like, fuck you, old man.
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He s like.
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Okay It was like at least two guys, I don t remember the entire story but some poor fucking idiot Messing with literally the wrong old no one wrong.
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Yeah old guy.
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I hope I didn t fuck that story up But he s the guy that choked cigar out so choked cigar was like claiming that he couldn t be choked and his move was when you put the rear naked choke on he hits you in the balls and
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And the idea that you re gonna do that to Gene Labelle.
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Like, you don t think he s been hitting the balls before?
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Getting hit in the balls sucks, but it doesn t, like, knock you out.
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It just sucks.
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Makes your grip even harder around the neck.
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And you also have, like, a three-second window before it really sucks.
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You know?
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Like, the delayed reaction to getting kicked in the balls.
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You know, there s that weird moment where you get hit, you re like, oh, no, here it comes.
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Ugh!
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By the time Gene s already put you to sleep?
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I never got fully kicked there.
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Never?
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Only, like, grazed.
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Have you ever kicked Noles?
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, I ve got three brothers, so there s a lot of ball kicking.
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Dude, I just realized what your shirt says.
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Oh, yeah.
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Harvard University with a photo of the Unabomber.
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Oh my God.
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My friend Brendan makes these.
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That s amazing.
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I know.
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That s the best thing about the shirt is it takes like an hour for someone to notice what s on it.
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I didn t even read it before.
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I was just saying hi, and then I realized that fucking story is the craziest.
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Did you see that Netflix documentary on the Unabomber?
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No.
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I didn t.
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It s nuts, man.
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When he was a baby, he had some sort of a disease, and so they had to take him to a hospital, and he wasn t allowed to have contact with people.
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So his parents weren t allowed to see him.
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No one was allowed to see him.
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I think it was for like months.
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Jesus.
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And for a baby to not be touched for months just cracks you.
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Cracks you.
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So then this poor fuck goes to Harvard and they enroll him in the LSD studies.
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And their goal is to see what constant humiliation will do to a person while you re dosing them up with LSD.
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So they re all mean to him, and they re humiliating him.
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And then this guy decides to go to Berkeley, become a professor, to make enough money so he can kill everyone.
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Insane, dude.
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It just goes and lives in the woods.
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Those LSD experiments are hard to believe hard to believe yeah, yeah Well, I wonder what s going on right now if if they were doing that then do they just say let s just stop I mean there s probably Experiments that are going on right now that we re gonna find out about 20 years from now for sure absolutely for sure right.
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Oh, yeah There s no way I was talking to
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This chick at a party the other day and She s talking about she has a house on Shelter Island off of Long Island and how this really weird Animal was fucking with her dog, and she was describing it.
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I was like sounds like Sounds like the Montauk monster.
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It was like she had like a beak and like wallaby legs and
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But I was like, there s that Plum Island research facility right near where your house is.
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And she s like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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I was like, I don t know.
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Center for Disease Control has some weird island.
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Will they do experiments out there?
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I don t know.
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It s like a mutant platypus?
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Imagine if they created an animal and just said, let s just
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we ll let it loose and see long before people find it.
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I got a house in South Carolina and it s like a second home and I started getting into like looking at like old houses like old plantation houses to see like when they would come up for sale I would go look just to see like what you know because I was into the history and I looked at this one that was on St.
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Helena Island
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It was really, you know, cool.
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It was a house from 1795.
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But as I was driving back, I was kind of like, with the realtor, I was looking around.
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I realized there s this island right next to this place called Morgan Island.
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Have you heard of this place?
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No.
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It s like, you know, five miles from where I was just at.
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It s filled up with rhesus monkeys that all have herpes.
2
SPEAKER_01
Oh, I have heard of this.
2
SPEAKER_01
What?
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They feed them by like dropping shit from a helicopter like if you go to the island you have to like you know Quarantine for months because there s like these viruses that is rapidly Mutating on the island.
2
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Oh my god Nothing good happens on islands
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Someone has a private island.
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There s nothing good happening on that island.
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SPEAKER_01
Once you have your own island, that s like you re off the deep end.
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Any story sounds so much sketchier if it s on an island.
2
SPEAKER_02
Well, maybe the Unabomber would have been...
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More chill if he had an island versus a cabin.
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He d probably just be shooting people from the island.
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Just messages in a bottle.
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Long-range rifle from the island.
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He could ve just intercepted all of his packages.
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He would never know.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Ted s sending out packages.
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Yeah, Ted s sending out packages.
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Yeah.
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It s funny that his brother recognized that it was him.
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His brother read the manifesto and go, oh, I know who the fuck this is.
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SPEAKER_02
He must have some, like, really, some vocal tick that just drives his brother, you know, Drew, like, you know, drove him nuts, and he s like, fuck.
2
SPEAKER_01
Well, his brother was a part of the documentary.
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His brother recognized what happened to him.
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You know that his brother knew about the childhood The medical issue that he had where they couldn t touch him for months So his brother knew he was fucked.
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Well see if they chose him to like humiliate on LSD There must have been someone that they like praised endlessly right on LSD and maybe that s like we re that s Manson.
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That s exactly That s where you get the call later.
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That s David Koresh and Manson and
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Well, they definitely did something with Manson, too.
2
SPEAKER_01
Did you ever read that book, Chaos, by Tom O Neill?
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Have you heard of it?
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SPEAKER_02
I have it, but I haven t read it.
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SPEAKER_02
I buy a lot of books I don t read.
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It s good on tape, if you want to just listen to it on tape, which makes it way easier.
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It s a bananas book.
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SPEAKER_01
And the guy who wrote it is my friend s neighbor.
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SPEAKER_01
So my friend Greg, who I started comedy with, Greg Fitzsimmons, was neighbors with this guy in New York, and then neighbors with him in Venice.
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SPEAKER_01
And this guy has been writing this one fucking story for 20 years.
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He got hired to write it as like a anniversary piece on the death of the Manson murders.
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As he s writing, he s like, there s so much wrong with the story.
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And so he goes into this deep investigation of it.
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And he fucking becomes obsessed for 20 years.
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This guy can t finish publishing this story.
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And then it becomes a book and a book deal.
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And then they bring in an editor.
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And finally, he s got enough for another book, he said.
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SPEAKER_01
But it s all about the CIA.
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SPEAKER_01
The CIA met Manson when he was in prison.
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These same guys that met Jack Ruby after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald.
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And they taught Manson, essentially, how to run a cult.
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They gave him LSD, they dosed him, they told him, like many times, Manson apparently would not take the LSD, but he would give it to everybody else.
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And then while they re on acid, he s manipulating them, and then turned them into murderers.
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And the whole plan was just to, they were trying to attack the anti-war movement.
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And the best way to do it was like, instead of making this hippie movement, like this beautiful thing, we should all embrace love and peace.
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Let s make it violent psychos that cut babies out of pregnant women and write pig on the wall with their blood.
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Let s do that.
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And so they did that and it worked.
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It s insane.
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It s insane.
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And that s what they used to pass that Psychedelics Act in 1970.
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That s those same tactics.
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That s the whole idea was stop the anti-war movement.
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Stop the civil rights movement.
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It s crazy.
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This is our government.
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We worked at a studio last year in
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in Los Angeles that apparently Manson recorded a bunch of stuff at.
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And it was crazy because this studio, it s called Valentine Studios, this guy built it like in the early 60s.
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He was a Capitol Records producer and he built his own studio so he could do shit outside of Capitol Records.
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I guess you know he s into jazz and like I got a record just famous world famous got these echo chambers that are very unique to it and Very special and he had the blueprints for the originals and just created copies of the studio apparently like as the music scene turned more to rock like the guy just got completely fed up with and
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Because he was used to cutting four songs in a day, and now they ve got a bunch of stoners working on one guitar solo for eight hours.
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SPEAKER_02
So apparently he just mothballed the place in the early 70s, and used it as a storage facility.
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SPEAKER_02
He was into cars, he was into those little Nash Metropolitan cars.
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SPEAKER_02
So like it had all these Nash parts and then the guy passed away and someone got wind that the studio was there and so this dude Nick like cleaned it all out so when you go to the studio it looks exactly like it did in like 1969.
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SPEAKER_02
It s insane.
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SPEAKER_02
So we were in caps we were in the room and I m sure it looked exactly the same way as it did when Manson was in there.
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Oh yeah.
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Have we ever played Manson s music.
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Can we play it?
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Would that be a problem with Spotify?
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SPEAKER_01
There s no way that someone owns a copyright to Mance s music.
2
SPEAKER_02
100% someone owns a copyright.
2
SPEAKER_02
Definitely you would own a copyright too.
2
SPEAKER_02
Did Guns N  Roses put a cover of one of his songs on a Spaghetti Incident album?
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Did they?
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I think they might have.
2
SPEAKER_02
I know that a lot of punk rock guys became millionaires because of that.
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SPEAKER_02
It s all punk covers.
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SPEAKER_02
He kind of, he s, they funded the retirement fund for a lot of the punk guys.
2
SPEAKER_01
Charles Manson, Guns N  Roses.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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That would have generated hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Boy.
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Pretty great stuff.
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But that s Guns N  Roses covering it.
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SPEAKER_01
I wonder what the real album sounded like.
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Did we open for them a couple months ago?
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Guns N  Roses?
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Uh-huh, at the Hollywood Bowl.
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And the whole deal was their friend came to us and was like, this would be cool.
2
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They ll play for an hour and a half, you ll play for an hour.
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You ll go on at 7.30.
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Neither of us have ever played the Bowl.
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SPEAKER_02
Yeah, so that was like it was perfect then we show we fly away to LA and we get like our set time is 6 p.m.
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SPEAKER_02
Like literally we re playing to like a dude in the front eating the hot dog Insane and then they play for three hours and they played for three hours, but the craziest part of the whole thing was that I Lit a cigarette up backstage and There was no smoking
2
SPEAKER_02
They re a smoking band.
2
SPEAKER_02
They re like, you know, the smoke s going into the slashes thing.
2
SPEAKER_02
So, I thought it was funny, the guy that s known for the cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
2
SPEAKER_02
He s like, absolutely no smoking around here.
2
SPEAKER_01
But did he quit, and then now he s got this thing?
2
SPEAKER_02
I don t know, we didn t get to meet them.
2
SPEAKER_01
You didn t meet them?
2
SPEAKER_02
No.
2
SPEAKER_01
What?
2
SPEAKER_02
I know, it was weird.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s crazy.
2
SPEAKER_01
I know.
2
SPEAKER_01
I met Axl Rose in a restaurant in Greece, just randomly.
2
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I was eating at this restaurant, and my friend comes by and goes, that fucking Axl Rose is sitting over there.
2
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I m like, shit, we re going to have to walk by him.
2
SPEAKER_01
It s that weird thing where you say hi to someone, you don t know if they know who you are, but luckily he did, and then he invited me to the show.
2
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I m sure he s a cool guy.
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SPEAKER_00
He s a cool guy.
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I met him one time.
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He s real cool.
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He s very cool, but he gets bothered a lot.
2
SPEAKER_01
So I was worried that I was going to bother him, because my friend had bothered him already.
2
SPEAKER_02
My friend got shooed We were at a restaurant this past summer in Madrid We re playing a festival and we just picked this random restaurant.
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SPEAKER_02
Yeah launch It was like five o clock and we re sitting we got set next to flea and John for Shantae Right next to the right next to them, you know, I was like should we they re sitting there having like the most nerdy conversation like
2
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If you augment the seventh Oh my god, they are just such nerds
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I was like, I m gonna go say what s up.
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I went over and I shook Flea s hand, and then I went to go shake John Frusciante s hand.
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He s like, I don t do that.
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And then Flea s like, excuse me, I m gonna go wash my hands.
3
SPEAKER_00
What?
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SPEAKER_00
And they re like, we re germaphobes.
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And I was like, aren t these guys like legendary like- Freaks.
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Ex-heroines.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
What?
3
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Yeah.
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Germaphobes.
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SPEAKER_03
They don t shake hands?
3
SPEAKER_03
No No, that always wears me out like the Howie Mandel thing.
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SPEAKER_03
He weirds me out.
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SPEAKER_03
Does he bump knuckles still?
3
SPEAKER_03
I don t even know he bumps knuckles for a while.
3
SPEAKER_03
He was like, I think maybe he bumps knuckles.
3
SPEAKER_03
I Told him I go next time I see you motherfucker.
3
SPEAKER_03
I m gonna hug you.
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SPEAKER_00
You re not gonna stop me Maybe we need to invent a new form of greeting each other
3
SPEAKER_03
Well, the handshake is fine.
3
SPEAKER_03
It s a good one.
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SPEAKER_03
You know why it s good?
3
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Because if you hang on too long, it s weird.
3
SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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That s why it s good.
3
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Because it s like an intimate gesture.
3
SPEAKER_03
There s a gesture.
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SPEAKER_03
We re touching skin, but only for a little bit.
3
SPEAKER_03
Because if we, you know, someone, a handshake for too long,
3
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It gets odd.
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SPEAKER_03
It gets a little odd.
3
SPEAKER_02
I like how Trump does the thing where he just pulls everybody in.
3
SPEAKER_02
Dude, he got me.
3
SPEAKER_03
He did.
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That motherfucker got me.
3
SPEAKER_03
Let me tell you something.
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I was ready for it the first time.
3
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First time I met him, first of all, he has normal-sized hands.
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I have big hands.
3
SPEAKER_03
He has regular-sized hands.
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SPEAKER_03
He s a big guy.
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SPEAKER_03
I was ready.
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I knew I was gonna meet him.
3
SPEAKER_03
First time I met him, he came over and just put his hands on my shoulders.
3
SPEAKER_03
You do a great job.
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SPEAKER_03
But I was sitting, you know, sitting.
3
SPEAKER_03
So this time I actually stood up.
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SPEAKER_03
We made eye contact.
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I said, how you doing, sir?
3
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I shook his hand.
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I m like, oh, I know he s about to do.
3
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So I fucking anchored myself.
3
SPEAKER_03
I m like, not today, son.
3
SPEAKER_03
Not today.
3
SPEAKER_03
Would you give me a nice pull?
3
SPEAKER_03
And I m like, but we re hanging on for a while.
3
SPEAKER_03
So then the next time I met him, he was at a UFC as well.
3
SPEAKER_03
Did he try to pull?
3
SPEAKER_03
Dude, I ll tell you what happened.
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SPEAKER_03
I m sitting down, and he looks at me, and he goes like this, and he gets up, starts walking towards me, and I get up, and I reach over with my hand, and he gets me.
3
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And I m over a table.
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SPEAKER_03
I m over a table.
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SPEAKER_03
He really fucking got me.
3
SPEAKER_03
He got you.
3
SPEAKER_03
He got me good.
3
SPEAKER_03
He got me good.
3
SPEAKER_03
He got me good.
3
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I m like, this motherfucker learns from his mistakes.
3
SPEAKER_03
He got me.
3
SPEAKER_02
He used your energy against you.
3
SPEAKER_03
Is this the time where he gets me?
3
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I don t know.
3
SPEAKER_03
Let me see.
3
SPEAKER_03
No, this is the time he tried.
3
SPEAKER_03
He tried to get me.
3
SPEAKER_03
He s hanging on for a while, see.
3
SPEAKER_03
Look.
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Look at you, dude.
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SPEAKER_03
You re shaking a little bit.
3
SPEAKER_00
I m anchored.
3
SPEAKER_00
You re shaking a little bit.
3
SPEAKER_00
Well, I m resisting.
3
SPEAKER_03
There s a lot going on there.
3
SPEAKER_03
You know who got mad at me?
3
SPEAKER_03
Jack White.
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SPEAKER_03
Got mad at me that I shook Trump s hand.
3
SPEAKER_03
I m like, stop crying.
3
SPEAKER_03
Settle down and stop crying.
3
SPEAKER_03
I saw that.
3
SPEAKER_03
You think that s... You think that s... Would you be okay if I shook Biden s hand?
3
SPEAKER_03
Are you paying attention?
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SPEAKER_03
You might crush his fucking fingers.
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SPEAKER_03
He d try to get you though with those fucking bony old broomstick hands.
3
SPEAKER_03
I ll tell you right when I was younger I fucking shook the shit out of your hand.
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SPEAKER_01
Just come up behind you and sniff your head.
3
SPEAKER_03
Bro, I d love the gaslighting.
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SPEAKER_03
There s this one guy that I follow on Instagram, I only follow for gaslighting, and he s like this hardcore Democrat dude, and he was talking about how amazing Biden s State of the Union speech was, and how inspiring it was.
3
SPEAKER_03
It just really feels, just feels so good about things right now.
3
SPEAKER_03
How about you folks?
3
SPEAKER_03
Like, what the fuck?
3
SPEAKER_03
What the fuck are you talking about?
3
SPEAKER_03
What the fuck are you talking about?
3
SPEAKER_01
They definitely had him on a drug cocktail.
3
SPEAKER_01
We were trying to figure out what cocktail he was on.
3
SPEAKER_01
I d like to know.
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SPEAKER_03
I want to get on it.
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SPEAKER_03
I want to try it.
3
SPEAKER_01
I want to know.
3
SPEAKER_03
It s probably the Hitler.
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SPEAKER_01
He s probably been in bed since the speech.
3
SPEAKER_03
Right, just eating ice cream.
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SPEAKER_01
Trying to recuperate.
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SPEAKER_01
Body s fucking zapped.
3
SPEAKER_01
Bro, what are they giving him?
3
SPEAKER_03
What are they giving him and what does it feel like?
3
SPEAKER_03
I would imagine, if I was going to dose up the president, if they brought me an amateur pharmacologist, I would say vitamin B12.
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SPEAKER_03
I m like, give him the whole vial.
3
SPEAKER_03
Give him everything, intramuscularly, 45 minutes before he has to do activities.
3
SPEAKER_03
The next thing I would do is peptides.
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SPEAKER_03
He s gotta be on everything.
3
SPEAKER_03
I want him on BPC-157, I want him on opamoralin, tesamoralin.
3
SPEAKER_03
I want him on everything.
3
SPEAKER_03
Then I want him on testosterone.
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SPEAKER_03
I want you to just jack him up with bodybuilder-like levels.
3
SPEAKER_03
We re gonna kill him, but he s gonna die anyway.
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SPEAKER_03
And then I would say speed.
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SPEAKER_03
We need some fucking Adderall.
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SPEAKER_00
We need to chew up some Adderall.
3
SPEAKER_00
Wouldn t some old-fashioned meth just...
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SPEAKER_03
Not enough, not enough.
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SPEAKER_03
He needs like his body to have at least some resistance to what you re gonna throw at it to try to make him articulate.
3
SPEAKER_03
I would give him a lot of things.
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SPEAKER_03
I would give him growth hormone, I would give him everything.
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SPEAKER_03
Peptides, vitamins.
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SPEAKER_02
Dude, he s come to the podium looking like Swamp Thing.
3
SPEAKER_03
NAD.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Exactly.
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SPEAKER_03
Just blow him up.
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SPEAKER_03
Let s go.
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SPEAKER_03
I want him purple.
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SPEAKER_03
I want him on that podium looking purple.
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SPEAKER_03
Just swollen up with creatine.
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SPEAKER_03
I would dose him up on everything.
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SPEAKER_03
I d only feed him bison meat.
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SPEAKER_00
That would be that would be a good supplement company.
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SPEAKER_00
It s like we re gonna give you the authentic JFK.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, here s the JFK cocktail.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_00
Here s what he was into.
3
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, JFK apparently was that was Dr. Feelgood.
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SPEAKER_03
That was the whole term.
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SPEAKER_03
Dr. Feelgood was a doctor that they would call upon and apparently the White House has doctors like this as well.
3
SPEAKER_03
that you call upon and say, you know what?
3
SPEAKER_03
I m having a hard time sleeping, Doc.
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SPEAKER_03
And they hook you up with Ambien, or they hook you up with antidepressants, or they hook you up with Xanax if you re feeling depressed.
3
SPEAKER_03
Max Jacobson, Dr. Feelgood, Miracle Max.
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SPEAKER_03
Elvis is his doctor.
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SPEAKER_03
Give me the Elvis cocktail.
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SPEAKER_00
You can have like historical figures  favorite drugs.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah, give me the Biden.
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SPEAKER_03
Give me that Biden cocktail.
3
SPEAKER_03
What are they doing?
3
SPEAKER_03
What JFK did not know is that the injections were actually powerful doses of a combination of highly addictive liquid methamphetamine and steroids.
3
SPEAKER_03
So that s what I would give him.
3
SPEAKER_03
See, that s what I m saying.
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SPEAKER_03
I know these things.
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SPEAKER_03
I should be working for the White House.
3
SPEAKER_00
I m sure there s B12 in that shot, too.
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SPEAKER_03
That s what my appointment would be for the Trump White House.
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SPEAKER_03
I d be the new Rachel Levine.
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SPEAKER_00
You d be the new Dr. Fields.
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SPEAKER_03
Get me in there and I ll fucking straighten everybody out.
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SPEAKER_00
the supplements are.
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SPEAKER_03
And I ve got everybody on edibles.
3
SPEAKER_03
I want the whole staff to be terrified all day long.
3
SPEAKER_01
Everybody s got a slant board by their desk.
3
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, everybody s doing fucking knees over toes squats.
3
SPEAKER_03
I d have a hot yoga room there.
3
SPEAKER_03
Let s go.
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SPEAKER_03
Kettlebells all over the fucking White House.
3
SPEAKER_03
Let s go.
3
SPEAKER_03
Let s go, kids.
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SPEAKER_01
Big fucking on it banner.
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Yeah.
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Between the collars.
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SPEAKER_03
Teach them all archery.
3
SPEAKER_03
Everybody s drinking Kill Cliffs.
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SPEAKER_03
Let s go.
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SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
3
SPEAKER_03
What s that?
3
SPEAKER_03
Okay, proclaimed, I don t care if it s horse piss, it works.
3
SPEAKER_03
He had severe bouts of back pain, apparently.
3
SPEAKER_03
He has like some really, really serious fucking disease.
3
SPEAKER_03
For a case of the flu oh you get the flu let me give you some heroin Injection into mantles hip caused severe abscessing septic infection at the injection site that hospitalized mantle and Threatened his career, but that s just staff.
3
SPEAKER_03
That s that can happen because it was just bad medical advice that has nothing to do with what he gave him What did he give him?
3
SPEAKER_03
Improper practices, so this guy was just a wild dude.
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SPEAKER_03
There s a book.
3
SPEAKER_03
There s a book called dead doctors.
3
SPEAKER_03
Don t lie and It s by a guy who?
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SPEAKER_03
advocates mineral supplementation He s like we do it with animals we do it like and he was saying now so many diseases that people are getting is a result of your diet and
3
SPEAKER_03
and he goes, you need to pay attention to doctors and how they live their lives.
3
SPEAKER_03
These guys that are telling you, you need to do this, you need to take this, you need to take this medication, they re all in cahoots with the pharmaceutical drug companies and they re all super unhealthy and a lot of them are addicted, not all.
3
SPEAKER_03
But this is what this guy was saying.
3
SPEAKER_03
A lot of them are addicted to drugs.
3
SPEAKER_03
And so he tells a story about this guy who was in the middle of surgery and he goes to go do coke and he has an overdose and dies.
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This guy s dead in the middle of surgery because they were so cranked up.
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Because they could give themselves whatever the fuck they wanted.
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So these guys would all take whatever they wanted.
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Man Yeah, you got to be careful if the person telling you how to be healthy is a fat slob not good And it s really common.
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It s really common at doctor s offices to like See a bunch of unhealthy nurses doctors used to smoke My dad walked into a door in the middle of the night in like the mid 70s broke his nose and I
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And he went to go get it straightened a couple weeks later, so the doctor had to crack it.
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And my dad noticed the next day that he couldn t taste and smell anything.
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And he went back to the doctor s office and was like, I can t smell or taste.
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And the doctor apparently was smoking and took his ashtray and put it up to his nose.
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Can you smell this?
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And my dad said, no.
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Yeah, it s probably not coming back.
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Whoa.
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So I was thinking, if that happened to you now, you d get like a hundred million dollar settlement.
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It s probably not coming back.
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It never came back.
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No, he still can t.
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My dad can t smell.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, he ll be like, you know, he can t smell at all.
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Just from a broken nose?
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Yeah, it s like when you taste with your nose pinched, that s what it is.
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So he can taste like hot sauce a little bit.
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Oh man, that s gotta suck.
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Imagine not smelling bacon.
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Since when did that happen?
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It happened before I was born.
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That s crazy.
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I was born in 80.
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But he ll get these phantom smells, and I m like, what smell do you miss the most?
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He s like, gasoline.
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I love the smell of gas.
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I used to love that smell.
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I used to love that.
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Well, I was a gearhead when I was a kid.
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I ve got a barn with the motorcycles, and that s the first thing my son says.
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He s eight years old.
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As soon as he gets in, he s like, oh, my favorite smell.
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Kids love the smell of gas.
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What is it?
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They love markers, too.
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Like Sharpie.
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They do, they do.
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Have you ever seen the photos of all the people that have been arrested for huffing?
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It s amazing.
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There s like a compilation.
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They all have fucking silver all over their face.
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It s kind of lost popularity that huffing I feel well a lot of the proponents have died off Dude I think that one guy got busted a ton of times Wow, they all kind of a little sparkle in there on that guy that guy s been busted.
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I believe more than once oh My god It s just fucking so silly
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You know those guys that stand on the corner in like the painted suits?
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Like the gold suits?
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They just look like they were just blowing those dudes.
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Well those dudes, how toxic must that shit be?
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You put that shit on your body all day?
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Silver paint?
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By the way, what a stupid fucking thing to do with your time.
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Yeah, not a good one.
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Look at this guy.
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Wow.
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Yeah, dumbass way to spend your day.
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Didn t someone on the set of a Bond film die from being painted all in gold?
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Really?
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I think so, in the 60s.
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Yeah.
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Urban legend.
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I mean, it s an urban legend, but I think that might be true.
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The internet kind of fucked up urban legend.
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It definitely did.
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There was one that someone sent me about Einstein s chauffeur being smarter than him.
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Yeah, that was going around yesterday.
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No, no.
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I sent it immediately.
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I sent him the fucking articles, disproved them.
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That s not true.
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Yeah.
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Here it is.
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Goldfinger and the myth of Bond girl s death.
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It s a myth.
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It s a myth.
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It s just good.
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Marketing idea that she was was she supposed to be a gold human.
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Was she an alien?
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What was she?
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I don t know those movies kind of blow I mean They were really into painting naked women s bodies in the 60s in movies.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah Well, that s the weird hack for hoes that you can public with your titties painted like you could like a lot of gals will use that as an excuse to walk around topless like for Halloween and
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Yeah, it s probably a way to avoid sensors back then.
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Paint them rather than show it.
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Yeah.
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Probably, yeah.
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Sensors.
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So that s not true, huh?
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Fuck.
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It would have been a fun one.
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Yeah, it s weird.
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When you start finding these things out, you ve just been living a lie.
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Have you guys heard of those ladies that used to paint loom on watches?
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Oh yeah.
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What is it called?
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Radium?
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Radium.
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Radium girls.
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Yeah, they would lick their paintbrush and they all got horrible cancer of their faces.
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Oh my god.
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Rotten holes in it, their jaws fell off.
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Terrifying shit.
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Yeah, I mean My mom has a bunch of that Fiesta where we used to eat off that all the time apparently You know the red is like highly radioactive It s true.
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Yeah, cuz they were using uranium and then they started using depleted uranium.
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Oh god, but it s like yeah
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Do you get any superpowers?
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No, I m just... Nobody gets superpowers.
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Dude, my brother gave me... My brother, the same one that sent me... He does have a superpower.
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He can guess people s birthdays.
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Is that... I mean, it s not a superpower.
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It s just... It s pretty... How good are you?
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I can guess within three years, I think, for... Anyone.
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Oh, within three years.
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Yeah.
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Oh, so you re guessing their age.
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Yeah.
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But I can do historical figures.
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I don t really know who they are.
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I mean, it s not 100%, but I ve been pretty close.
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With their birth date?
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No, like their year.
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Their birth year.
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Okay.
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What year was I born?
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1968 67 pretty close.
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Yeah, just name anybody else.
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Okay, Marlon Brando.
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That s good Give me a second 1922
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Within three years Wow 24 Wow That s pretty impressive, let s just keep it 100% Accuracy, I don t do we we went we made our new record
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collaborating with people.
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And one of the guys on our list that we wanted to work with was Noel Gallagher from Oasis.
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So we kept reaching out to him and seeing if he would be up for it.
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And we kept hearing back that he doesn t really do that.
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I remembered that my neighbor, who I golf with, used to be Oasis s agent.
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So I asked him if he could reach out.
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And through that, we heard back that Noel would be up for recording with us if we went to London.
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So we flew all the way to London.
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and rented this small little studio.
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And we barely knew Noel, we d met him briefly.
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But we went in there with no song and sat down with him and within a couple hours we had a song written and recorded.
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And we did it three days in a row, and we had four days booked.
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After the first day we were like, we got what we need, it d be cool if we got more.
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The rest will be gravy, but we got what we need.
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And we got the second day we got on the game, and the third day we got a song called Only Love Matters, but the fourth day we showed up and we re like, we are not fucking pressing it.
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We went three for three, but we re not gonna.
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Let s not push our luck.
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Let s not fuck this up.
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So we just spent the whole day just bullshitting with him But yeah, that s like the same with this I don t want to I don t want to guess another birthday I Don t fail.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Yeah Rock solid so far the show that on the game is the fucking album is amazing
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It s so good, dude.
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It s so good.
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Thanks, man.
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And thank you for letting me listen to it early.
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I played it for everybody in the green room, and people were like, oh, shit.
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Cool.
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It s so good, dude.
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It s so good.
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It was so much- On the game is, I told you, I find myself singing that.
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Like when I see people out trying to hook up in bars, everybody s on the game.
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It s fucking great.
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That was such an amazing feeling being in the room with him.
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We cut it in the studio called Tow Rag, and the live room is this size.
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Like this room.
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So Pat s drum kit s here, little keyboard here, I m right there, and Noel s right there.
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We re just in a circle.
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Wow.
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And, you know, what you hear on the record is the take we did.
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Wow.
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It was like the second or third time we got through the song without fucking it up.
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Wow.
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That s amazing that you guys can put together a song.
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It is the best feeling.
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It s so addictive.
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It s the most addictive thing ever.
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It s gotta be.
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Being able to, like, get in the studio and make something out of nothing like that.
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The fact that you guys can do that in four hours is just insane.
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That was the thing, ever since we met, we ve been able to do that.
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Ever since the first fucking time we got in a room together.
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He had a four track and we just, it instantly sounded fucking fun and cool.
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You know?
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It was, uh, and it s like,
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Hearing that and then getting that feeling has been like, yeah, it feels like the driving force of my life.
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You guys are like one of my favorite origin stories for bands.
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Just like the way you guys work together, the way it works, that you ve known each other forever.
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It s just the whole thing is awesome.
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It s just what everybody hopes for.
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An origin story for a cool band that you like.
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We ve got this doc that s coming out at some point that is cool.
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We premiered it last night, but it was cool.
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All the all the footage that the director found of like the week, you know, because we weren t taking photos and stuff back in the day, but to see all the the photos from
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20-some years ago.
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Yeah, stuff I didn t even know existed.
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Some of the shit I didn t even remember at all.
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Yeah.
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And there s video of it.
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It s crazy.
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Wow.
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The cool thing about, like, on the game, we got everything but the lyrics, you know, but the melody was there, and that, you know, we kind of made a point with making this album that for the first time, we were going to, like, I guess kind of do it, you know,
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do it the way that maybe bands used to do it in the 70s, I guess.
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Like, we were gonna stay at the nicest hotels, the funnest hotels, most fun hotels.
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We were gonna...
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Have fun.
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So, like, when we were out in London, we were staying at the Chiltern Firehouse, just kind of partying every single night, and then dragging ourselves to the studio.
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One night, Noel was hanging out with us, and he was, like, pointing to some girl at the bar, and he s like, oh, she s for sure on the game.
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And we were like, we ve been to England, you know, 50 times, but we d never heard that expression.
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And we re like, what s that?
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He s like, oh, she s, you know, a working girl.
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She s probably, you know.
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She s probably a prostitute, which checks out, I think.
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There were a lot there.
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But then Dan was like, yeah, everybody here s on the game.
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But making this record was so much fun.
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How can you tell if someone s a prostitute?
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I was in Miami, and my friend was like, there are so many prostitutes at that hotel.
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How do you know?
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This is Miami.
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There are a lot of gals dressed like hookers here.
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Yeah, it s kind of incriminating if you know.
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How do you know?
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Dude, we played this show once a long time ago in Portland, Oregon.
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There s a band playing with us, and they were older than us.
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We were like 22.
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They re probably 30.
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They re like, guys, be very careful here.
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It s really dangerous.
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There s a lot of drug dealers.
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Especially in the parking lot.
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Especially in the parking lot.
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Like, just be careful.
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So we re like, fuck, okay.
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We like got in our car and locked the door.
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Hunkered down hunkered down like what waiting we have we had eight hours till we played and then we re like Accidentally kind of just like staking out the fucking club and this guy who just warned us about this shit He comes out and we watch him try to buy drugs Like literally like takes his money and just runs down the street now the whole bands chasing this guy I
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The guy who warned you.
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Oh yeah.
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Of course.
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That s how it always works.
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That was when we played at the Satyricon.
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Yeah.
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The stage was carpet and they d had like clown wrestling the night before.
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So the carpet was all they had cake all in the carpet.
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Just remember like.
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There s nobody there Absolutely nobody there.
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No one in fact two people walked in and then they left they walked in there That s apparently where I guess that s where Kurt Cobain met Courtney love was at that club Yeah, it s no longer there, but it had been there since the 60s cream had played there Back to the nuts yeah, that is Yeah, we we saw it on its
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Way out.
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Kareem played a place that tiny?
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Yeah.
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Doesn t even make sense.
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I know.
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Wouldn t they have been huge by the time they come over?
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I mean, it s surprising the size venues certain people were playing.
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Like Hendrix used to play the Felt Forum a lot.
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We don t need to look it up.
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Hendrix used to play the whiskey.
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Yeah, I mean, like, Hendrix would play the Felt Forum or something as Band of Gypsies.
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That s only a couple thousand seats.
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Mmm When Phil Harmon was a kid, he was like, I think I was like 18 he was working at the whiskey as like a stagehand and he had to keep his hands on the The speaker that was on the stage because it was like a little kind of rockety and Hendrix was playing right in front of him He s like he was 18 years old.
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He s like Hendrix kids literally standing in front of me playing shit.
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I
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That s incredible.
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He did a bunch of album covers, right?
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Yeah, Hartman did a bunch.
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We have one of them framed out here.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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He was so fucking funny.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, he s such a good dude, too, man.
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What a horrible way to go.
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Man.
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Although I never saw that coming.
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Actually, honestly, I mean, he was asleep, so ... He was asleep?
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Yeah.
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Horrible that he went, but ... Well, horrible, period.
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The whole story s horrible.
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It s insane.
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My friend was a cop.
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I had gotten over it, and I was getting ready to do stand-up again.
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I took a couple weeks off.
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I was like, there s no way I could be funny.
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It s just not possible.
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And then I decided to go to the comedy store.
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I m like, I gotta get back in there.
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I just gotta live on with my life.
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And so I m in the gas station getting gas, and my friend pulls up, who s a cop.
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I knew him from jujitsu and I m like, what s up, man?
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What are you doing?
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And he goes, dude, he goes, I m really sorry about your friend.
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He goes, I was on that.
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I go, you were there.
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He goes, he goes, listen, the mother took the children into the bathroom and she had a gun.
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And that s when they decided to break down the door because they knew that she was going to shoot the kids and shoot herself.
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And the cop broke down the door, and the kids ran from their mother.
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And then their mother blows her brains out.
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Jesus.
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While my friend was there.
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Holy, that was Phil Harmon s wife.
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That was Phil Harmon s wife.
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Yeah, I heard she shot him in the head, in the throat, and in the chest.
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Well, she was on Zoloft and apparently cocaine.
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And they won some sort of a settlement with Zoloft.
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Apparently when you mix Zoloft with cocaine, it s not good.
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So this is a supplement, this is a cocktail that you don t want to- You don t want that one.
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You don t want that one.
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You don t want the Bryn Hartman.
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No.
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Yeah.
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It d suck.
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Yeah, but, so I went on stage and ate shit.
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Oh my God.
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I mean, boy did I eat shit.
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I mean, there was nothing funny coming out of my mouth.
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I was so depressed.
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I guess I couldn t shouldn t have done the set.
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I was so depressed.
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I just was like hearing that story.
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It s just like Bouncing around talking about that at all Briefly I did cuz I couldn t get over it.
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I just was so fucked up by it You didn t have any jokes together yet about it.
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No that I never did.
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I never could I mean there s nothing there I
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I wonder how you could sue a former Seguro company because you had an adverse reaction from mixing it with an illegal substance.
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I don t know.
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I think they probably just paid some money just for everybody to shut the fuck up.
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That s probably what they do.
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You can t blame someone for taking something illegally with your drug when it probably specifically says don t do that.
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But maybe they didn t know don t do that or you might fucking shoot someone in their sleep.
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But I mean that lady was mean.
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You know, it was particularly hard for me because I was trying to get him to break up with her multiple times.
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He had left.
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I told him to get divorced.
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I ll never forget this.
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I said, dude, just give her half.
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Just give her half and get out.
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You re always going to make more money.
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Just get out, man.
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And he said, it s not half.
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He goes, it s two thirds.
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The fucking lawyers get a third.
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It s a goddamn scam.
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But he was also freaking out about his image because he was a family guy and he didn t want to get divorced.
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He wanted to keep everything intact.
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So he would keep making up with her and she would insult him in public.
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It was ugly, man.
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It was ugly.
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It s crazy when people that you think are so big and powerful are being abused by their partner.
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It s common.
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I know.
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It s common.
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I know it is.
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It s so strange.
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Why is that?
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There s guys that you would never expect and they just get ran over in their house.
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What is that?
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I don t know, man.
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I think it has probably something to do with your childhood.
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probably something to do with what you ve accepted in terms of what a relationship is, the kind of relationships you have with your friends.
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I am talking about us.
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No.
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Bro, it can happen.
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How much humiliation you ve gotten while on LSD.
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Yeah.
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I think it evolves over time, too, right?
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Like, some people, they get together with someone, and then over time, someone starts being a cunt.
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Either the guy or the girl.
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It s just like, you know, people change.
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And if you re stuck with that person, and especially if you have kids with that person, like Phil did, it s like, what do you do?
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How do you resolve this?
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How old were those kids when that happened?
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They were very young.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, it was horrible.
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Divorce in California is hard.
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Sounds brutal.
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Yeah, but it s a lot better than your mom shooting your dad while he s asleep and then talking to you about how she s gonna kill you.
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Oh, much better.
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Yeah.
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Way better.
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Yeah.
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That s definitely not good.
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It s it s just like
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You see the divorce happen all the time, where the wife gets a lot of money.
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I ve seen it happen the other way one time, and it was Kelly Clarkson s husband.
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He got a shitload of money, and all these divorce dads were posting, like, get that bag, King.
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I just kept sending him to Dan.
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I was like, dude, this is outrageous.
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This guy is our hero.
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Get that bad king.
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You remember when Mackenzie Bezos and Jeff Bezos
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Bezos got divorced.
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McKenzie made like $38 billion in divorce settlement, and then she married a high school science teacher.
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So it was like a dude who s worth $3,200 just married a woman worth $38 billion.
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Good luck for the rest of your life.
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You better sit down when you take a piss, because if you leave that toilet seat up, it s over.
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You ve got to be on your best behavior, sir.
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This is not a balanced relationship.
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Bezos has been seeing Dr. Feelgood.
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Yeah, he looks a lot better than he used to look it looks like a completely different person dude He s like Jack do wears nice clothes.
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I mean yeah seeing the old footage of him just like hunched over nerd Elon Musk is kind of same way to just like look at such different people dude.
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Yeah a guy we know Good, it s good.
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Yeah, it s good.
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It s really better.
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Oh
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A guy we know is one of the first 40 people hired at Amazon, working in Bezos  garage.
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He was sent to Delaware to set up the first East Coast distribution center.
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He was getting something crazy.
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He got 40,000 shares of Amazon stock.
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And only like 10,000 shares vested, and the rest would vest, this is like, you know, late 90s.
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The rest would vest in 2005 or something.
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But like, when the dot-com bubble kind of burst in 2000, the value of his stock went from like three million potentially to one, and he like quit the job before it vested.
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And he cashed it all out basically for like, you know, 750 grand.
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And he ended up moving,
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To Akron so we were buddies with this guy.
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He bought all this recording equipment and stuff and he moved to Akron because it was so cheap that he was just kind of gonna open a studio, but That like if he if that stuff invested it be worth he d be worth like over a hundred million dollars.
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Oh my god I know dude.
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Oh my god All you had to do is just work at that job for a few more years and just never touch that Oh
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Life lesson yeah, I heard a similar story about a guy who had Apple stock in the very early days.
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Yeah, and got rid of it For some fucking insane amount of money now Apple such a bizarre company So bizarre they re so successful
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Like what other company has figured out to be that so successful that the money that they have, just their cash, is like a trillion dollars.
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It s like a lot of countries  GDPs.
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It s nuts.
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You know who s?
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Rockstar Video Games.
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Oh, yeah.
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Those guys are fucking crushing.
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How much money do they make?
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Well, it s weird how you can protect a video game so thoroughly, but you can t protect much other intellectual property.
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Yeah, it s very hard to protect jokes.
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Yeah.
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Jokes get stolen all the time.
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Right.
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That s a real hard one.
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Um, doesn t Apple just keep all their money in Ireland and not pay taxes on it?
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That s what I would do if I was progressive.
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Exactly.
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That s what I would do.
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I d talk about diversity and equity and then I d fucking send all my money to some offshore account.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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You don t get none of this.
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I m the one who made the iPhone, you fucks.
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Mine!
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Give me it all!
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Well it wasn t, Jobs was a LSD guy too.
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Didn t he come up with the idea for Apple when he was on LSD?
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Oh really?
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Yeah, I m pretty sure he did.
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Yeah, there s something about LSD that was about Jobs  inspiration to start Apple.
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We ve been noticing people taking LSD a lot recently.
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It s becoming very popular, the spray.
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The spray on the tongue.
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Seems like it s getting around.
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Yeah, I ve heard.
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Yeah, we only had the LSD that you got from scary old hippies.
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This is still from Scary Old Hippies.
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Paper squares.
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But apparently, it s very difficult to make.
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So when you get it, it s like, where did you get this?
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Who s getting it?
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Who s making it?
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There s only a few people in the country, apparently, that know how to make acid.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I don t think it s like growing weed.
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I think it s a complicated process.
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My grandfather was a chemical engineer, and I have a bunch of his old textbooks.
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And I ll get him out and show him to my son, because it s just like, the math problems are just like, he s a really little kid, but he still understands that there s no numbers in these math problems.
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It s just letters.
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But I look at this stuff, and these books are from the 40s.
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And I m like, to get a PhD in chemical engineering in the 40s, you had to be really fucking smart.
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There s no fucking calculator.
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There s a slide ruler.
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I mean, people must have been way smarter back then.
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They probably were.
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It probably meant a lot more.
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Oh, yeah.
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Those are the people that invented acid.
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Yeah.
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Now, the people we have now invent bath salts.
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Is that still a thing?
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I don t know.
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I was in a hotel, and they had all the little accoutrement for the shower, and one of them was just bath salts.
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You said I know what I m doing.
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I know yeah, most people don t know what we re talking about bath salts at one point time was the thing that you could get in like a gas station and it would say bath salts not for human consumption But it was a like a kind of meth and what they had done is it?
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Engineered some amphetamine to be like one molecule different or something like that.
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They can kind of do that weird little game It was like
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Methamphetamine three right, but it like but the side effect was people will they eat each other s faces Dude did you see the fucking guy in Haiti the gang leader barbecue yeah, yeah eat in the fucking leg half Yeah of a guy that they burned alive.
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Yeah, I
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Yeah, what the fuck yeah people need to see those videos even though they re horrifying just to understand there s people out there in the world gang leader named barbecue is now most powerful man in Haiti as Us evacuates American so he s now the most powerful person in Haiti the guy who ate that guy
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Boy, that s not good.
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And what happened to Haiti?
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Like, what was was it a coup?
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Like what happened there?
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I don t I m not.
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I heard it was two rival gangs.
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They just shut the airport like a week and a half ago.
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Yo, that s not good.
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That s not good.
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Nope.
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They re evacuating Haiti.
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Wow.
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That s crazy.
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That s crazy that a like a modern country could just be taken over like that by a guy who eats people.
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It s yeah.
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That video is fucked up.
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The video is fucked up.
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And the fact that that s his nickname.
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Yeah.
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His nickname is barbecue.
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It s incredible.
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It s like it s like a South Park.
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It s like idiocracy.
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But you know what it reminded me of is we talked about this the other day.
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The faces of death videos.
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Remember those things.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Like you realize like only kids were watching.
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There s like I would love to see a documentary on like the making of faces that like who made the grown up making that for the kid was making that shit in the 80s.
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Yeah.
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Barbecue.
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That s how you got to start.
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Going around for over two years and that has nothing to do with the current uprising, okay, but that s just old footage Is it not the same guy?
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this Whoever s digging into this this times now has not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video the man chewing what appears to be a finger and then proceeding to tear the flesh of a leg of a body that is burning and
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Soon as they get boots on the ground there, they ll figure it out for us.
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Yeah, figure it out.
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The video circulating at the time is a time when Haiti s notorious gang leader, Barbecue, is on his way to become the most powerful man in the nation.
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So it seems like it is true.
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They just have not been able to independently verify the veracity of the video.
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Well, that is a problem today with AI.
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That could be horseshit.
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That could be something that someone made.
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I mean, you could probably get AI to say, I want a man who s a rebel soldier in Haiti eating a barbecued leg.
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And I think AI can do that now, which is crazy.
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Can we get AI to make a recipe that tastes like human flesh?
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What if it s really good?
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They say it tastes like pork.
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They would call people long pork.
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First of all, who is they?
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Cannibals.
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They would call humans long pork.
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Long pigs.
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Long pigs, yeah.
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That s what Jesse Ventura, he s always talking about long pig.
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Now, what s his face?
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That comedian who does the Jesse Ventura impersonation?
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It s just outrageous.
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Will Sasso?
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, it s amazing.
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I watched that for hours.
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It s damn hot.
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He always talks about long pigs.
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He does the head bobble too.
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Will Sasso is amazing.
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That is genius, man.
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Dude, it s so funny, man.
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It s so good, yeah.
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It s amazing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Jesse Ventura, he s a fucking interesting character.
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He lives in Mexico now.
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What s his cocktail?
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Because he seems like he s- Yeah.
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He s not good.
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He s got Parkinson s up his- Oh, okay.
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Shit.
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You know, when you re a pro wrestler and you re getting slammed around a lot, there s a high likelihood you re going to have severe brain trauma.
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Those guys are getting beat up all the time.
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Back then, they didn t know.
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They didn t even know that you re getting CTE from that.
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He went on the Theo Vaughn podcast, and Theo gives a disclaimer at the beginning, like, this is the worst interview that s ever been done.
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Really?
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Because I couldn t get a word in edgewise.
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He s like, just know that I know that.
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But if you watch it, it s an hour and a half of him just going, no break.
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Really?
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It s incredible.
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So he just talks.
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He just talks and just like, you know, it s like this shoulder.
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What is he talking about?
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Everything like rock and roll.
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Like it s like he just doesn t stop.
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There s no questions.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It s kind of crazy.
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How weird.
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It s worth watching.
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I wonder if he knew who Theo was.
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I don t know.
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Didn t didn t necessarily seem like it.
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I did a podcast with him a long time ago, and he was fine.
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He was interesting.
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There s a lot of stuff that he did.
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Remember that conspiracy show that he did?
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He was trying to figure out whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald could have shot JFK.
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It s kind of funny.
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He was one of the first conspiracy theory guys.
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It s like using this rifle, like making shots from the window, the whole deal.
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The story s insane.
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I mean, the whole story of him is crazy.
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Green brain.
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Yeah.
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Actor, wrestler.
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Well, he s a UDT.
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He was one of the original seals.
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Yeah, insane.
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Yeah.
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He was awesome in Predator.
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I don t have time to bleed.
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Was that his line?
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I don t know.
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That might have been.
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Yeah, he had the good face paint in Predator.
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That s another one of those movies.
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Go watch it again.
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You re like, what?
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Really?
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Yeah, it s ridiculous.
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Those old movies that you loved as a kid are fucking terrible.
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The only one that holds up is Goonies.
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Goonies holds up?
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Goonies holds up, but I try to show this.
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I ain t got time to bleed.
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You re bleeding, man.
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I ain t got time to bleed.
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Well, that fucking guy was the governor of Minnesota.
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I love that premise, though.
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I mean, we need more movies about that.
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Special forces hunting down like some alien life form in the jungle.
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Did you see the newest Predator?
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The newest Predator is actually good.
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It s called Prey.
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The Predator comes down to like, you know, 1700s America.
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Oh, I like that.
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And this Comanche woman fights the Predator.
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It s crazy.
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It s ridiculous, but it s fun take it s fun.
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It s a fun movie, but it s good Well done a couple years ago.
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I think it s a Netflix movie honestly Hulu it s a Hulu movie Hulu.
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It s good.
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It s fun pray
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Yeah.
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The idea that you d have a fucking chance.
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You know, like, I ve never made it through an Alien movie.
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The Alien.
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Alien.
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Yeah?
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Never?
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No.
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It s just so excruciating and boring to me.
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What about the first one?
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Oh, I like, it s just, there s no way anybody born after the year 2000 has watched Alien.
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Really?
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Without looking at their phone.
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If they have, it s like, they should get a medal.
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Without looking at their phone.
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If you try to watch that movie, The Abyss, I ve never tried to watch a movie more.
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That s the one in the water.
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Yeah, dude.
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I just like, I ll look at my phone and be like, this has been going on for 45 minutes.
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It seems like three days.
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I ve never tried to watch one more.
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It s amazing.
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But you re right, a lot of those movies, our attention spans were off the charts compared to what they are now back then.
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Well, that s the people doing calculus on an abacus.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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They had a lot of time on their hands.
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Well, yeah, you weren t being inundated with information.
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You had more time on your hands.
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And you probably were better at concentrating, and they required you to concentrate at school at every level, whereas now they re just kind of like letting people graduate.
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And you re creating a drug that gets you fucked up for eight hours.
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That s how much time you had.
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Now it s like, what s that weed people smoke that they disassociate for like three minutes?
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Ketamine?
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No, it s like... A weed they smoke?
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Salvia or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Salvia divinorum.
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That was really popular about 10 years ago, right?
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Well, that was because it s a very potent psychedelic that somehow or another slipped by that 1970s sweeping psychedelics act.
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And you could buy salvia, again, not for human consumption.
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You d be able to buy that places.
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I had a buddy who, he had moved to Akron from San Diego.
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He s this really cool dude.
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And you know, there weren t many, nobody I knew was really into drugs in Akron at the time.
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But again, he was pretty druggy in San Diego.
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But this guy, he would always talk about drinking gypsum tea.
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Have you ever heard of this?
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No.
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And he said that his girlfriend,
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His girlfriend made some, you can just find this stuff anywhere in California, and it s gypsum weed.
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And you make a tea and then his girlfriend started freaking out and started talking to little people in the room.
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And he drove her to the hospital and the doctor was instantly like, did she have gypsum tea?
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And he s like, yeah.
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He s like, Dad, this is what always happens.
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And like she was seeing little blue Little blue people talking to them like Smurfs Here s my question What if little blue people are around you all the time?
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You just don t detect them?
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Well, I mean if how does everybody have the same trip right off the drug?
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Oh
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Right.
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Yeah.
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That s what I m saying.
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Like, what if there s neighboring dimensions that are accessible through some drugs, and some drugs let you see the blue people?
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Like, what if that s like Smurfs?
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The guy figured it out.
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Well, yeah, I think once we were on here, we were talking about simulation theory, but I was thinking, yeah, maybe if you can t process things with the human mind, like infinity or something, there s gotta be some, if it is a simulation, there s gotta be some sort of code that you can put in.
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It allows you to process it.
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Yeah.
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Well, one of the weird theories about this all this UFO shit is that they re not coming from another planet They re coming from another neighboring dimension, right?
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And it sounds stupid but so does sending a video on your phone to Australia if you lived in 1956 you re like the fuck are you talking about if you pointed to a telephone said one day people are gonna jerk off to that Yeah, like what?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you re gonna have it in your pocket.
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You re gonna watch porn on it Yeah, shut the fuck up
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Sounds ridiculous.
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One day, you re going to be able to travel in neighboring dimensions.
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We ll crack this code, and we re going to slowly start sending things to neighboring dimensions and having them return, and then we re going to realize that human beings can survive there.
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Yeah.
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The whole UAP thing.
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Yeah, it s been boggling my mind.
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I mean, I ve been into it since I was a little kid, but that one time, right after we were on the show the first time, I met Tom DeLonge from Blink-182.
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He came to one of our shows in Denver.
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He was so cool, and I was like, what s up?
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And it was right after that first kind of pill-shaped thing had officially been acknowledged by the Navy, and I was asking him about that, because he was like,
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Associated with that video and yeah He s put me in a huge existential crisis right before we had to go play in front of like 12,000 people He s like they re listening to everything.
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They re cloaked.
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There s thousands of UFOs Every single piece of text that gets sent is analyzed to create AI the AI models.
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This is 2019 It s like the AI models.
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They have it would blow your mind He s like it s something so profound.
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It s gonna change the world forever in about 90 days.
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This was October like 3rd 2019 it was like
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You know, COVID was like, he s like, I can t tell you what, but it s going to change everything.
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It s going to be so fucked up.
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Tom DeLonge knew about COVID?
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I don t know, dude.
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He told me that the world was going to be profoundly changed forever in a way that no one could understand in about 90 days.
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And I was like, dude, the guy s really out there.
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And then like, dude, it was like, what the fuck?
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And then you had to go on stage.
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Yeah, well dude totally freaking out and then like basically everything he told me has been true.
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Yeah, that s what s weird the AI the everything and all the videos from the Yeah, flying saucers or whatever.
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I had Ray Kurzweil in here yesterday.
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Whoa, really?
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Yeah, and I was asking him about the potential negative downsides the the what s the possible complications of
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And they don t they don t want to talk about that.
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They want like all on the gas.
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This is gonna be good.
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Everyone s gonna be smarter Yeah, yeah, it s all I m like are there guardrails out there.
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Is there anybody?
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Is there a regulatory body in the United States government?
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That s even capable of understanding what these people are talking about.
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So what what could be like a Example of a worst-case scenario weapons getting weapon systems weapon systems that are AI Controlled that have an objective
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That s why don t they have like aren t all the nuclear missiles or they were like weren t they all offline so they can t get hacked and they re all Operated by like a 9-inch floppy disk from the 70s like some absolutely it was something crazy It s some it s some technology that like you ve probably never even seen in your lifetime because it s sold oh
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Right.
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I don t know if that s still the case.
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But when I was first getting into computers, floppy disks were all you used.
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But not the fucking big ones.
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Oh, the big crazy ones?
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Yeah.
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Oh, the original ones.
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And they hold like 256 kilobytes.
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And that s enough?
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That s enough to fucking- Blow up the world.
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But I mean, you look at how they dropped ... You ever seen the video of them using the Enola Gay and dropping the bombs off of it?
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It s so crazy.
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It s so crazy.
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They re just like, a propeller plane.
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It s a fucking propeller plane.
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Drops a nuke.
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And then they had to get out of there.
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Let s get out of here!
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There it is.
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Update complete.
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U.S.
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nuclear weapons no longer need floppy disks.
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What is that from?
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Look at the size of that thing.
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It s from like last year probably.
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The modernizing effort was quietly completed in June, three years ago.
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Modernizing.
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Look at those disks.
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October 20th.
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Wow.
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Well that would make sense that that would be a good way that you would like make it hack proof.
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I don t know.
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I prefer the analog sound of the analog nuke.
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I m a purist These digital nukes Yeah, and then now they ve got hypersonic weapons that could change direction in flight I know nukes Well, I think that AI stuff.
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I mean like the stuff that AI is capable of you know like when it comes to manipulating stock markets and It is just it s too much to even think about for me
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Oh, it can do so much.
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And this is what I kept saying.
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If it s in the hands of the wrong people, what do you do?
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If one group gets control of AI and then uses that AI to take over.
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If you have artificial, complete intelligence that s sentient, and then you give it a task, they ve already shown that these things are capable of lying.
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They tricked the CAPTCHA system by saying that they re vision impaired.
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Are you a robot thing?
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He said, actually, I m vision impaired.
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Like, oh, OK.
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That s another movie from the 90s that doesn t get old is Terminator 2.
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That s a good one.
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That s a good one.
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There s a bunch of movies that don t get old, but they just have to be really good movies.
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You can watch some movies from the 60s that are amazing.
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The Hustler s amazing.
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There s some great fucking movies that are old movies, but boy, a lot of them in the 80s when everyone was doing coke, they were fucking terrible, horrible.
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They just, it was the weirdest, you could literally see the drug not being there anymore.
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So you see like the things that they were doing in the 60s, the music in the 60s, the movies in the 60s, and then you see the 70s.
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And it s like now, no one s doing psychedelics, and now the music is getting weird, and in the 80s, no one growing up doing that music has done psychedelics.
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So in the 80s, you ve got hair bands and craziness.
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It s just like a totally different feel and vibe to the culture.
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So if you were observing our culture, and you looked at the Vietnam War era, the 60s, the hippies, the music, Hendrix, the Doors, and then you go into the 80s, you go, what the fuck happened?
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What the fuck happened?
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This is crazy.
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Yeah, he went from that to Flock of Seagulls.
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Yeah.
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And I ran.
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I ran so far away.
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But it s a weird shift.
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You go from that to Poison.
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It s a weird shift.
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But at that point, that s when hip-hop got grimy.
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That s true, too.
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That s true, too.
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Well, that s when hip-hop emerged, right?
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Hip-hop got grimy in the 90s.
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Yeah.
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The 90s.
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And then that is just fucking craziest of crazy theories that hip-hop was a CIA funded operation.
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It was designed to fill their prisons.
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This is like the most recent of all of the
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crazy, I hope it s not true, conspiracy theories.
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I ve never heard that.
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The CIA funded the development of hip hop.
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Well, the CIA has good taste.
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They ve been funding a lot of great shit.
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They need to drop something now because there s a lot of trash out there.
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We really got into this specific hip hop in the last couple years that really only exists on YouTube, like an early 90s Memphis cassette tape rap.
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Oh, wow.
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It s not on Spotify, it s not on anything.
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it s only fan uploaded and it s like completely existed under the radar and I really didn t know about it like Pat and I were just you know we re lifelong rap fans and it was crazy to like discover
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new shit that I d never heard before.
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Like, maybe some of the best shit ever.
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People like Tommy Wright III, Three 6 Mafia, Juicy J. We got really inspired by this guy, Lil Noid, who made an incredible record called Paranoid Funk in the early 90s.
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And you could only get it on YouTube?
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Yeah, you can only get these records on YouTube.
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Lil Noid, Paranoid Funk.
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Jamie...
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They all sound they all sound amazing that Fidelity s all fucked up because they recorded in a weird ways and Bedrooms and they got a track cassette recorder, so it s like this really unique And they re all mixed down to cassettes so all the transfers are from cassette.
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They have a specific sound It s fucking incredible scary these sounds scary and a lot of it a lot of its real kind of murder Involved and like also like a cult.
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Oh shit.
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Yeah
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And it s very slow.
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Some of it s kind of demonic.
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Some of it s a little demonic.
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Damn.
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There s like one or two songs that are from these guys that are on Spotify.
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Lil Noid has a song called Riding in the Chevy, which you can find on Spotify.
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Somebody needs to turn these guys on to barbecue.
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Barbecue needs to hear this music.
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Demonic.
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Dude.
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No, we were making the record and we called Lil Noid.
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Oh, wow.
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And we got in touch with him.
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We found him.
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He was in Memphis.
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And he drove up and hung out with us.
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Wow.
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And we got him on track.
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Wow.
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We were hanging out for a year and a half making this record.
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And we d go DJing shit.
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And 3 in the morning, we d be driving to the hotel.
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And we d always put on Lil Noid.
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And we re like, man, what would it be like if we got Lil Noid in the studio?
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And we fucking did it.
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And it was incredible.
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And we got Juicy J also to be on the track.
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But we reached out to this guy Tommy Wright III.
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These guys have made these incredible records.
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So Lil Noid has an Instagram.
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Yeah, that s how we found him.
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We sent him a message.
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He s a really nice guy.
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His story s crazy, because he made this album that s incredible.
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It s like a classic to me.
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I think before it even came out, went to prison for seven years.
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His career got completely destroyed.
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And he was just a teenager.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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But it was crazy because we hadn t heard anything really recent from him if we hadn t come to the studio.
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And within about, I guess, 30 minutes, he had two verses written.
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And it sounded the same as it did in the 90s, like those tapes.
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And he was so nice.
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And he was also just kept asking for cash.
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for various reasons.
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We just kept giving him cash.
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He s like, I gotta rent a car.
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I need $600 cash.
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He was the shit.
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That s cool that you got a hold of him.
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That s pretty badass.
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It was really fun.
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It s great that you put him on the album.
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We didn t expect to.
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It was just a thing we tried and it was like fuck it.
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I don t know.
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We don t know what we re doing.
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But he crushed it.
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And like Juicy J put Scratching on our... We would never think to put Scratching on one of our records but...
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That s what he heard when we sent him the track.
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He put it on there.
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There s something cool about those guys that are willing to make their own stuff.
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Like in the middle of Memphis, figure it out, just put it together.
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I love very small little projects where people are piecing things together.
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I mean that s how so much of the music we like came together.
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Stacks and high records for that.
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And Lee Scratch Perry they re like all just like very eclectic people who are doing it all themselves completely DIY.
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Do you know Tonetta?
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Have you heard of Tonetta?
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I have not.
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Tonetta is this guy in Canada I think he s
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in Toronto and he does everything like he was doing these YouTube videos and he does these videos and he put out an album I have this album and I can t get the full album on Spotify for some reason but you can get it on Apple but he s he does he has like a fucking like a towel that s like a curtain behind him and he s playing the music and playing the track and singing put on really big cock
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Cause it s all freaky stuff.
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He dresses up like a woman.
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It s real weird.
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You gotta see this.
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Cause it s Tonetta, a really big cock.
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A really good cock.
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Oh, okay.
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You got it?
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Okay.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, interesting.
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So this guy, I found out about this guy.
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Look at this guy.
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No, keep going, bro.
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But it s on YouTube.
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That doesn t matter.
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It doesn t matter?
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No.
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It s good, unfortunately.
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God damn it.
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Everything s on YouTube.
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Yeah, we get polls or copy.
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I want that guy to get more attention, though.
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That video looks like it s like 30 years old.
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It s probably... Is he still alive?
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I don t know.
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I don t know.
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When was that made?
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It was uploaded at least 10 years ago.
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The most recent comment says you re gonna make this guy a rock star.
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Oh, that was me.
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I was trying back then.
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It s fucking great.
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I mean, it looks... But the music is fun.
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It s neat.
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I didn t want to see that goodie trail.
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That guy has a very prominent goodie trail.
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He s got a nice cock.
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It reminds me of this band.
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Oh, his stomach.
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It kind of reminds me of the band.
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Have you heard of the band The Frogs?
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No.
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I think they re from Milwaukee from the 90s, but yeah, it s kind of frog-esque.
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Did they dress up like frogs?
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They were really, really kind of made some pretty insane songs.
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Well, one of the fucking cool things about today, as opposed to when we were kids, is that you can instantaneously get music.
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Oh, it s crazy.
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It s so strange.
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I mean, I remember very clearly the reaction to Napster, when everybody freaked out over Napster.
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I was thinking, like, you re not putting this genie back in the bottle.
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Now that people know that they can use BitTorrent and they can
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Download things for free and send things to people for free.
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We we ve been DJing spinning records 45, you know, just like really getting back into collecting vinyl and obsessing and trying to find good copies of shit and I ve got this one song cumbia de solid I play kind of like every night we DJ and
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Put it on the other night in New York City, and this girl came up to me She s like I heard that in a restaurant this week It s impossibly rare 45 just anybody can now can have access to it It s actually inexcusable to have bad taste in music now if you have bad taste in right I mean the amount of money I spent as a teenager on stuff that turned out to be horrible
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Cuz you couldn t check it.
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Yeah, you couldn t check it out at all and I just like I Would just buy a record based on the cover based on so yeah talking about it And I just like this is fucking horrible back when I was a kid You d go to the record store and the people at the record store was always the thing like the guys work And they would always shit on your taste.
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Yeah It s all the coolest fucking people
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No, they wanted to be the person why we wanted to work there But then that s the craziest part is when you get older older like and you realize what fucking losers those people I thought that person was cool, and they re fucking 25 making minimum wage at a fucking record store What a fucking loser it was the attitude they carried yeah, they were like a librarian oh
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You re like, oh, I only listen to Stockhausen.
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Stockhausen.
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Yeah, I m only interested in European music.
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I don t dig what America s doing these days.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you would go and look through albums.
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That was a big thing.
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Like, the art of the album was a big part of the experience of buying a record.
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Oh, yeah.
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Big part.
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That just died.
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It died with the CD.
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CD is like, it s so small.
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So it s like looking at something on a flip phone.
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And it s always on a flip phone.
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And it s fucking broken.
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Yeah.
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The case is always broken.
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The case is always cracked.
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God damn it.
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Right.
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They re always dropping cases.
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I mean, I can t even identify them.
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Or you keep them in those book, those big giant books.
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Oh, I have them in books.
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And they re all fucking scratched and ruined.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yep, they get scratched.
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And I even bought a cleaner thing that you would polish the top edge to remove a lot of scratches.
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We had this, we had a book when we were on tour, but we had this Credence CD.
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It was gold.
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It was supposed to sound better.
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Remember that?
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Yeah.
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It was a gold CD?
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It s a gold CD.
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Yeah, I just think about like looking at an album cover now on the Spotify I don t even know if I would recognize certain album covers from new stuff full-size
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What do you mean?
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I don t know.
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Maybe it s because my eyes are bad or something.
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One thing that Spotify does that s cool is if there s a music video that goes along with the song, you see the video on the phone.
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So if you want to watch a song, you get to see the artist actually play the song.
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Yeah, we ve made some of these because we have that image on our record covers, a woman bowling, her rear end.
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Yeah, I found these videos like a year and a half ago.
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What are like, you know, they re just like really offensive Bowling animations like when someone get a strike it was just so it s like a bowling ball like it s like Lee Harvey Oswald and executed Which is
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There s some really insane ones there s But we had the guy that made those till we hired that guy we have one night like this is nowhere the new song Yeah, the bowling ball Takes acid.
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It s pretty good.
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They re not nearly as good as the really offensive ones that are This won t let us be
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The really offensive ones?
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What do you mean?
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Well, it s like, yeah, it s like, you know, there s like a 9-11 bowling ball.
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You know, when you, like, make a strike in, like, a modern, or, you know, bowling alley, they have, like, the ball, you know.
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Little animation.
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Little animation, so.
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You should find maybe... Some of the ones I was looking up aren t real.
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There s people that have made... No, these are... None of them are... Slightly offensive bowling animations.
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None of them are real.
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This is the 9-11 one 9-10.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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The Lee Harvey Lee Harvey Oswald ones.
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Very good.
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Yeah, you could still be offensive at a bowling alley, though.
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Think about the people that bowl.
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Their tolerance for offensive jokes is probably pretty high.
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They welcome it.
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Yeah.
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Bowlers?
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There s no pretentious bowlers.
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I don t think so.
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No.
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There s this restaurant in Akron called Luigi s.
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It s one of the oldest restaurants there.
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It s this old Italian joint.
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It s been there since the 40s.
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And the whole wall is just plastered with these, you know, promo photos from the black and white promo photos that are signed.
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And it s all professional bowlers.
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Like, it s crazy.
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You d be like, bowling must have been just massive in Akron in the 50s.
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These guys were celebrities coming in.
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It s like, look at this.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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So fucked up.
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Oh, this is so fucked up.
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Jesus.
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It s a JFK bowling pin.
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He takes it out.
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Oh my god.
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That s insane.
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This one s great.
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What is this one?
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It s like Desert Storm.
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Oh my god.
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Oh Jesus Christ.
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The bowling ball guns down the terrorists and leaves one terrorist running?
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So it s a bowling ball with a fucking terrorist outfit on?
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God.
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A pin on each side split is Jesus.
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Oh, my God.
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Shout out to the Corridor crew.
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Those guys also make those fake robot videos we pick up from YouTube all the time.
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Oh, really?
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We re really good digital artists.
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Yeah, they re on YouTube.
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Damn.
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That s hilarious.
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Yeah, we used those guys.
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Which ones the publicist wouldn t let you do?
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I mean... No, she was telling us what not to say and what to say today.
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We told her we re fucking 44 year old men.
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They tell you what to say and not to say, that s hilarious.
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It s hard enough to just talk.
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Can t be thinking about what I can and cannot say.
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Don t bring up vaccines.
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Don t talk about the climate.
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Actually, the last time we came on the show, right before we came on, we had a different publicist and they were like, you really should reconsider.
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It s a very bad look to go on Rogan.
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Yeah.
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insane yeah but we realize like actually it s like that actually we it s a bigger audience than anything else we possibly would ever be presented from the publicist like if we got even like Rolling Stone magazine I think you know the circulations like maybe six hundred thousand or something no one sees it do you even do you know who s on the cover of Rolling Stone this month no yeah
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It s not what it used to be.
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No.
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It s just it s weird now.
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It s very weird.
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Imagine a publicist suggesting we don t do Brogan.
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Well it s liberals.
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They re crazy.
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There s a hardcore leftist ideologist of this really bizarre idea in their head.
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What do you think is going to happen with the.
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the election this year.
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It s going to be nuts.
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Did your publicist tell you not to talk about that?
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Geez.
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I was joking.
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Want to hear the craziest story I heard today?
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I keep getting these texts from the Democratic Party like, are you going to vote for Joe Biden?
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I m like, why would they be sending that text?
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They must know.
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They must know.
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Want to hear the craziest story I heard today?
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So Candace Owens released this video in which she says that the president of France
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Who is married to a 70 year old woman who he met when he was 15, right?
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that that woman is actually a man and that woman fathered five children and that apparently she s saying there s some Journalists have reported on this and this is like some theory that people have had forever and it s been a rumor but these people actually investigated it and She s staking.
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She said I stake my entire reputation on this This is true
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Dude, I want to go on an island.
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I want to move to an island.
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Be careful which island.
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We ve been over this.
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But if that s true, that is one of the most wild stories of all time, that the president is married to a woman who is pretending she s a woman.
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It s even wilder than him being married to a woman that was his teacher, that he was fucking at 15.
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At 15, yeah.
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It s the only way you can make it more wild.
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It s crazy.
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Because if that was a man, did he know at the time when he was 15?
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You re 15, you re probably not good at judging whether or not someone s got a real one or something that s been doctored up.
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That s a good point.
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It s a good point.
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It is a good point, except now I m correcting myself because I m saying what kind of fucking trans operations were they doing back then?
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We re talking about 40 years ago.
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Only a 15-year-old virgin could really get fooled by it.
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Yeah, 15-year-old virgin, you have no idea.
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And then this person s like much older than you, so they re really good at manipulating you.
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I m like, this is the only pussy for you.
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Yeah.
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The only one.
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Forever.
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Forever.
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Forever.
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I m with you.
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I have not heard this conspiracy.
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It s a wild one.
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I love it.
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I love a good one.
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I love a good what the fuck story.
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Yeah.
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You know?
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There s so many big mic ones.
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They think that Michelle Obama is actually a man.
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It s hilarious.
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It s like It just takes on a life of its own no matter how ridiculous something is it takes on a life of its own Yeah, so that s the come on.
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That s the woman.
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He s married to And so that s the the daughter Post his first novel addresses mean comments about her mother Wow, she looks like a woman to me But I ve been tricked before
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She looks like an Olsen twin.
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Like a well-cared-for Olsen twin who made it to 70.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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She looks like a woman.
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But Candace Owen stakes her reputation on this.
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Daily Wire host Candace Owen stakes her entire professional reputation on French first lady being a man.
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This is just wild.
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She just knows her audience, man.
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This is wild shit.
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Didn t she just have another kid?
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Maybe she s got some hormone imbalance.
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Postpartum.
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Yeah, it sounds like postpartum.
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But but she was saying this she was talking about someone else s reporting of this She s not like she s done this investigative journalism herself some other group What who is who s written the the piece on it that she was talking about where they investigated this?
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Apparently for a long time
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I just like the longer you investigate what is just a bad investigator.
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That s true.
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I mean we could be investigating something for decades but it doesn t mean it s good point.
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Better researched.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We ve been investigating hit songs for 20 years and we ve never had one.
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We ve yet to have one.
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But that s not true though.
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You guys are right.
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I mean like a technical hit, like something that s charted in the top 40.
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Oh, those fucking charts.
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Yeah.
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How do they know now?
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With everybody streaming shit, how do they know?
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How do they know?
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What goes on the chart?
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I don t know.
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Is it sales?
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Is it radio plays?
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The chart, I think it s a combination of sales and radio play.
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Streams and radio play.
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But it s weird, you know?
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You can just have some idiotic thing that hits on TikTok and you can have
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I saw an artist today, they have like 15 million monthly listeners.
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They ve released two minutes of music.
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But we ve put out whatever, like 12 albums over 20 years.
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They have two and a half million more listeners than we do.
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So it s instantly.
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It s crazy, it s cool.
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Well, it s interesting to watch it happen because this is a new thing.
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You know, it s a new thing with TikTok and YouTube and all these different things.
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These social media hits.
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Very weird.
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It s weird to watch.
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Really weird to watch it s weird to watch and if if there s the option for like this instant success Like what s the then people try to do whatever that person did or a version of whatever that person does?
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And more and more outrageous like all these people pulling pranks like someone s gonna get killed These people have gotten close to being killed like some guy pants this dude and the guy s gun dropped out of his sweatpants Outside of like this hip-hop place
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Yeah, what?
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He pants the dude at a hip-hop show.
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And his fucking gun falls out?
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And you re filming it?
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Yeah.
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Yo.
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I don t know, man.
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They ve been saying that for years, ever since Jackass, even before that, probably.
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That s true.
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I mean, we re fucking humans.
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We re always going to kill ourselves because we re so stupid.
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I mean I didn t didn t like Johnny Knoxville like Fuck up his dick.
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Yeah, he broke his dick.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you re like filleted.
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Oh Yeah, what did he do to break his dick I forget I think he was trying to flip a motorcycle oh And he let go of it
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That guy s been punched by Butterbean.
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He s like, so many things have gone wrong.
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He s one of the nicest L.A.
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celebrities.
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Very nice.
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He seems awesome.
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He is awesome.
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He s a cool-ass dude, and his wife s really nice, too.
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But the fact that even after being a movie star, he s still willing to let a bull launch him through the air, blindfolded.
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So he has to use a catheter for three and a half years.
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Jeez.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, he landed on his crotch.
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The bike flew into the air and landed on his crotch.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, so it works.
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Yay.
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This dick works.
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Somebody that works for us was just talking about how they had to have a catheter and it kept getting harder.
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So they had to grease it before they went to bed.
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Imagine if that s their thing now.
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It becomes like a fetish, like a foot fetish.
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Exactly.
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It s like the sexual cannibal.
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Imagine trying to bring that up with a lady.
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Trying to say, well, there s this thing I like to do.
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I put a self tube down my dick.
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Wait, what?
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She was hoping for anal.
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Like, what are you saying?
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What are you trying to do to me?
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Where s the tube go when it s inside of me?
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What if it gets stuck in there?
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No.
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It s just for me.
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Fuck me with a tube in your dick, you psycho.
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Oh my God.
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It s only like a little piece of the tube.
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I won t go in all the way.
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What?
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And then the tube ends up getting stuck in there like that sea turtle with air that pulls straw out of his nose.
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Oh my God, man.
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If he gets a little too excited and he rams it in too hard, shit, fuck.
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It s horrible too because there s fucking tears coming out.
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It s the worst video that video ruined straws.
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Yeah, no straws are all paper.
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That s why the straws 100% okay without fucking hate come on because if it s really cardboard straws are the worst soggy straw
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If it s really for just animals, we would have gotten rid of bottle caps a long time ago.
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Bottle caps are one of the biggest problems with birds.
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Birds eat these fucking bottle caps.
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They don t know what they are.
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And so they find these plastic floating bottle caps and wind up eating them.
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There s like videos of these, they ve done autopsies on these birds where they open them up and their stomachs are filled with bottle caps from like plastic bottles.
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So the idea that you should use a paper straw in a fucking bottle, that we have a cap.
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What about the caps?
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What about the wrapping the paper straw comes in?
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Shut the fuck up.
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It s one video, one video of a turtle.
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It has to be.
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Because here s the other thing too.
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If you have a paper straw, I guarantee there s a coating inside of that paper straw.
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that has to keep the straw from turning into mush.
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What s that coating made out of?
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Is it worse for you than plastic straws?
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I have a feeling it probably is.
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What s in that fucking coating?
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Let s find that out.
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Find that out, Jamie.
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What is in the coating in paper straws?
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Because it can t be good for you.
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It could just be wax.
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I hope it s wax.
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Dude, speaking of that, do you know anybody that actually enjoyed wax lips?
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Yeah, like what the fuck was what s in it there most common use coating material for paper straws are polyethylene PE or Acrylic resin the same materials used for making plastic bags and adhesives Paper cups are also coated with the same materials as paper straws.
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Okay, is that shit bad for you sucking on a plastic bag?
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Oh
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You re sucking on polyethylene or acrylic resin, is what you re sucking on.
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So here s the question.
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How much of that gets in your system from that?
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Because we know that there s microplastics that are in everybody s body.
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You re getting microplastics all the time.
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So is this shit bad for you?
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What is the side effects of this stuff?
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Does it say, Jamie?
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Side effects?
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Let s try that.
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Side effects in humans.
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Is it safe?
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burning sensation in eyes.
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Polyethylene has been extensively reviewed by regulatory authorities and determined to be non-hazardous by normal routes of exposure including skin contact, inhalation, and ingestion.
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That s straight that s from the chemical company Okay, here.
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It says exposure to high doses of polyethylene was found to decrease cell viability and increase the production of reactive oxygen species in cell mitochondria which are vital energy-producing organelles organelles It seems like it s not good for you get a lot of it, but it s they re saying it s okay in the doses they re giving you
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It s been shown to have adverse effects on cells, exposure to high doses of it.
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So if exposures to high doses of it are bad for you, how bad for you is exposure to low doses?
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Is it accumulative?
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Does it build up in your body?
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It must just hang out in your liver or something.
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Like what are those forever chemicals that everyone s terrified of?
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Right?
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There s like certain forever chemicals that are coatings of things that can get into your body.
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What does that mean?
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Because people say that all the time.
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Like these things have like BPAs.
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They re forever chemicals.
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Maybe like the half-life is just incredibly long.
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Okay.
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PFAS, that s what it is.
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Forever chemicals found in tap water.
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Jesus Christ.
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PFAs are per and polyfluorinated acyl substances known as forever chemicals, are a large chemical family of over 10,000 highly persistent chemicals that don t occur in nature.
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Oh, great.
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They don t occur in nature, but we know how to make them.
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PFOA and PFOS are found in items ranging from cookware and paper food packaging to personal care products, carpeting and firefighting foam, and provide stain resistance.
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PFOA is a suspected endocrine disruptor and possible carcinogen, and PFOS has been linked to fertility problems.
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We are fucking poisoning ourselves.
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Oh man.
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We are poisoning ourselves.
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I had this lady on, her name is Dr. Shanna Swan, and she wrote a book called Countdown, and it s all about all these different microplastics and chemicals getting into our bodies and the effect that it s having on human development.
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It s bananas.
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I bet.
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I mean, I remember going through my grandfather s garage as a kid and just seeing like, this is in the 80s, but seeing- DDT?
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Well, my mom used to keep DDT in our basement.
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No way.
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No way, but he would have all the stuff that was definitely illegal by the 80s You know like whatever chemicals and spray shit that shit.
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I mean, I m sure there s such crazy That s how my grandpa died.
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He was a handyman in the yard guy and had his own company and You know for every job.
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He would take the fertilizer in the bucket put the water in he put his hand in and stir it up and Yeah, he had he had bone cancer everywhere.
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Oh God
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It s like roundup or whatever.
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Yeah, it was just the common thing he got at the harbor.
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Dude, I ve heard horse stories about people, golfers who keep their T s in their mouth.
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Because the shit they put on the golf course is fucking horrible.
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I ve heard that too.
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Jamie, you re a golfer.
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Do you know of anybody who got sick from doing that?
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What is it?
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I knew a dude who lived next to a golf course and from drinking groundwater got bone cancer and all the heavy Not just him but a bunch of people in his neighborhood to the point where there was some sort of a class-action lawsuit
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This dude had a fake femur.
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He had, like, a rod because he developed cancer in his femur.
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Dude, they, like, paint the grass and shit.
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They put all this crazy... That s why becoming, like, a new parent nowadays is such madness, because you start to investigate this shit, and it s fucking crazy.
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The fear is it just continues to get worse.
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It s not getting better.
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And there s more of these kind of chemicals and things that are introduced into our lives.
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And as industrial...
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Agriculture grows and regenerative agriculture is more difficult to do and it s sort of niche It s scarier and scarier start going down like the rabbit hole like like what is it like the the chemicals from like antidepressants don t You know they don t deteriorate so they re like now and you can find them in like tap water.
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Yeah, you finally piss People piss them out so rare snopes true
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The story, I mean, I don t know about how much it happens, but it happened for sure.
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And it s a pretty crazy.
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Okay, it says Navy Lieutenant George M. Pryor, 30, played 36 holes of golf at the Army-Navy Country Club in Arlington, Virginia.
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Even before the last hole, Pryor was complaining of a headache.
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By nightfall, he was feverish and nauseated and had developed a rash.
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Four days later, Pryor was in Bethesda Naval Hospital with 104.5 degree fever, his body covered in blisters.
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He died 10 days later after a toxic substance had burned the skin from 80% of his body.
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and caused his major organs to fail.
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The toxic substance was determined to be daconil, an FDA-approved fungicide that had been sprayed on the Army-Navy golf course twice a week.
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Pryor apparently had a hypersensitivity to the chemical used in the fungicide, causing a severe allergic reaction.
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His widow filed a $20 million lawsuit against the manufacturer, Diamond Shamrock Chemical Company.
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The lawsuit was eventually settled out of court.
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Wow.
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Yeah, man.
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Whoa.
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Heavy.
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Whoa.
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Just putting a T in your mouth.
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I think that the Bill Murray character in Caddyshack, I think he s affected by the golf course chemicals.
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Well, it kind of makes sense.
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It doesn t really make sense that you have that much grass.
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How do you have all that grass?
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What are you doing to keep that grass happy?
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We hung out with Bill Murray last week.
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What was that like?
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He introduced us on stage, it was fucking amazing.
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He introduced you on stage?
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And then he jumped on stage and started playing bongos while we were playing Lonely Boy.
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That s amazing.
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That s amazing.
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He s, man, he s just like, how old is he?
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I think he was born in 1950.
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He s 74.
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He s just fucking, like, fast, smart.
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He hasn t slowed down at all.
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I heard he doesn t have a phone that you have to call an answering machine.
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He s just whip smart.
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1950, bam, son.
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On the nose.
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That s three for three.
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That s four.
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That was a fourth, right?
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It was just so fast.
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Was that the third one?
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He was really nice.
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Yeah, I m a super fan of Bill Murray.
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And I m actually just too nervous to even speak to him the first time I met him.
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I sat right behind him.
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Actually, my brother sat right behind him, and I sat right behind his brother at Game 7 of the World Series.
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Cleveland when the Cubs beat the Indians and it was it was amazing but I was too nervous to talk to him my brother of course hit him on the shoulder I was like
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You know, Bill said something sassy to him.
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But his brother had the font on his phone at like 72 point, you know what I mean?
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I could read it from behind him.
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And at one point he was texting someone and said, what s the score?
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I m too drunk to read the score.
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I think about this a lot is like watching sports in the 80s when I was a kid like
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how do we even see the television?
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Because the TV would be this big.
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And you watch the footage on YouTube now, did it look better on TV back then?
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Because you can t even see what the fuck s happening.
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You re probably getting copies of copies, so maybe it s deteriorated, but the television quality back then was awful.
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I m trying to think, did anybody actually watch any ... My dad used to always just listen to the games, and I m like, it probably was better than watching the fucking thing.
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Yeah, I wonder I wonder how good the cameras even picked up like high-speed motion and shit right cuz it s all just film cameras, right?
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Oh wouldn t the exposure vary depending on what you re focusing on?
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Yeah, old basketball footage is pretty trash.
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Yeah, I want to see what that looks like Old basketball, let s watch some basketball from like the 50s.
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Let s watch it from the 80s.
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You won t be able to do anything The 50s probably looks good.
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Yeah, okay the 80s.
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Let s try basketball from the 80s
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Yeah, they didn t have digital cameras.
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Big difference.
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Look at that shit.
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You can barely see what s happening.
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Well, they would be able to focus on people s faces, but when you re watching guys run and they change their distance.
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Maybe that s why Wheaties were so popular in the 80s, because it s the only time you could clearly see what the basketball player is.
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That s hilarious.
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Look at that footage.
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Dude, you can t make out anybody s face.
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Yeah, everything was so low resolution.
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You either have to have Sports Illustrated or Wheaties to tell who s fucking playing sports.
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Yeah, the resolution s awful.
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All of the 80s footage is like this.
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You could recreate this in AI like that.
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No problem.
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Imagine trying to shoot a real UFO with a camera like this, trying to show it to your brother.
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No, man, I saw this shit.
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Have you ever seen anything?
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You know, I saw something once, and it was right after 9-11.
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And it was weird because I d seen this fireball kind of go through the sky like a day or two earlier.
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This is all during the no-fly period of time, right after 9-11.
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But what I saw that was, I still don t know what the fuck it was, and it was, I was driving, my girlfriend from Akron, she went to school at the time, she was going to Oberlin.
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It s a really liberal school out in the middle of nowhere in Ohio, and I was driving out there, and it s on the way towards the FAA.
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Headquarters is like in a Lorraine or Illyria, Ohio.
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That s where they monitor all the flights for North America or for the United States and um anyway I was driving out there, and I saw this thing hovering over a house, and it was clean I took note cuz like no fly zone It was like right, and it looks like a helicopter or something like because there s a light coming down, but but no other lights and I
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but it was only 100 feet above this house in the middle of nowhere, right along the same stretch of road where I had seen this fireball a couple days earlier.
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And I was driving a stick shift Ford Escort, and I put it in neutral and rolled down the windows as I got closer.
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There was like no sound coming from this thing and my girlfriend had like one of those next cell phones the early the early cell phone and She turned it on cuz I usually call someone like call the police or something This is insane in the minute like the screen turned on this thing just like took off It didn t go like thousands of miles an hour, but it went really really fast.
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It made no sound it just was like
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That s the only thing I ve ever seen.
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But I still don t know what the fuck it was.
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But you see weird shit in Ohio, because there s Wright-Patterson Air Force Base there.
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One time I was driving, we were on tour, I was driving us, and the tree lines on the side of the road, and I m just driving, and a Harrier just pops up, those planes that can come, just popped up right maybe 100 yards from the road.
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But yeah, that s where they apparently keep the alien corpses.
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Yeah, that s what they supposedly flew the wreckage from Roswell, New Mexico to write Patterson Air Force Air Force Base It s good.
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It s a good place to keep it because I m from Ohio and I ve never actually been into Dayton, Ohio Just the outside of Dayton If they do still have that there That s really rude.
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You should let people see that if you guys really did Find a fucking crashed UFO.
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How about a little heads up?
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It s rude
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It s rude that they ve had it for so long, and we ve just been, people go to their grave just guessing.
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Don t they say that the recovered, apparently the recovered materials and stuff, they, in order to not have to turn it over to the public, they keep just giving it to private defense contractors.
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Really?
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That s who holds the materials.
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I think that s what.
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Well, I would imagine, if I was the government and I had a crashed UFO,
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That s why I bring it to the private defense contractors.
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They re already good at keeping secrets.
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They already know how to make your weapons.
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And they know how to do stuff that you don t know how to do.
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They re doing it for you.
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It s not like the fucking government themselves makes the missiles.
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They hire people to make the missiles.
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There s this massive building in Akron called the Air Dock.
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It was built in the late 20s.
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So they could build blimps.
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They used to build all the blimps in Akron.
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It s incredible.
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Looks like Star Wars.
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I mean, it s fucking nuts because it s right in the middle of a neighborhood.
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It rains.
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It has its own atmosphere.
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It rains inside there.
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Wow.
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It s the most ominous looking structure.
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It s so fucking long and big.
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It s like shit.
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That s so big.
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You can see it from the whole south side of the city.
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But now they have this crazy perimeter around it.
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It s Lockheed Martin, I think, controls it.
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And I m like, what the fuck are they building in there?
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But you can t get close to it.
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You can t get close at all.
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What they re building there is probably minor league stuff.
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The stuff they build out in the middle of nowhere, in the desert, carved into the mountain, that s the scary shit.
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That s what I m saying.
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I think most of what people are seeing is a government aircraft.
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Oh, for sure.
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Either a drone or something.
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That s why they won t even acknowledge the hypersonic missile.
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They just announced that they were discontinuing research on the hypersonic missile when clearly they must be fully operational.
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Yeah, I would imagine they would tell us.
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Like they don t have to that s one of the most incredible things about the way the government works Is that the amount of money that they get that will said that was the argument for the reason why?
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This hasn t been disclosed like the government doesn t want to come out and say well It was the money allocation like you lot yet have lied to Congress about where the money was going
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Well someone was saying like it s like the opposite of brinkmanship like there s these there s weapons that exist that if other countries knew they existed Would just be such a fucking threat That you know it would cause awards the idea that someone had something like That no other country had you know that you could wield that kind of weapon so there s these weapons that get invented that have to remain top secret because it would just upend the whole fucking power structure
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Well, if that s what those fucking drones are, that makes sense.
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If the whole power structure would get, I mean, how would it not get upended by something that doesn t rely on conventional propulsion and moves insane in a way that, like, it s not even physically possible?
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No sound?
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That Tic Tac thing?
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Like, if that thing is ours, and they ve had it since 2004?
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Imagine what they re at, yeah, at now.
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And also, I m sure that AI stuff is just, that s the weapon that, like, I m sure,
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Yeah, I mean, and they re also developing quantum quantum computing, which will apparently like all passcodes all that nonsense.
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It s all out the window now.
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Yeah, it ll be able to sort all that out really quick.
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Yeah, I mean That s what Yeah, I think things are gonna get progressively more insane over the next decade.
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Yeah, they re gonna get fucking real weird exponentially real weird Yeah, but I yeah Dan.
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I always talk about what why are all these billionaires building bars?
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We looked at some bunkers Did you for sale?
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But you want to live don t be you d be surprised what you can find like the old missile silos really cool furnished fully furnished If we go back to full-on Mad Max days like if there s a nuclear war what what are you coming back to?
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What s going to be left?
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Well, I ll tell you what we have to do is take acid, praise each other, and we ll be safe.
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And listen to your music.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We were talking about Koresh before we started the podcast.
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He was out here in Waco, and they re all failed rock stars.
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Yeah.
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Like a lot of these guys, they re failed rock stars.
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Manson, Koresh.
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Manson, Koresh, yeah.
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There s probably a bunch of them Jim Jones kind of look he looks like he could have been a guitar player named Glenn Schwartz from Cleveland.
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He was one of our big influences.
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He played in a cult during the 70s and Yeah, the cult leader was just a failed rock star.
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He played in a cold way He had one of the first Christian rock bands
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Ever yeah, the all-saved freak band the all-saved freak band.
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They actually have some Insane guitar riffs.
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What s that?
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Yeah, cuz Glenn Schwartz is playing guitar.
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They turn the guy turned out this guy named Glenn Schwartz and he He became a follower of his and like he was one of the most ripping guitar players.
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Oh my that s a Jimi Hendrix playing Christian rock What s that?
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They have one song on salvation of the white Hendrix did we used to go see him at this little bar in the flats on in the on the Right on the river in Cleveland
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Was lost to a religious cult.
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Whoa.
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We had him open for us a couple of times.
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He would just go on these rants, screaming.
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Religious rants?
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It was incredible.
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Oh, wow.
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So he would do the religious rants in between the songs?
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That s what he looks like now?
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He passed away a few years ago, but he was the original guitar player in the James gang.
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See, look, there s Dan and Joe Walsh.
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Yeah, we played with them.
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We flew him down to, he was one of Joe Walsh s first influences.
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Joe said the reason he wanted to play rock and roll is because of Glenn.
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Now imagine that, because Joe s the guy who gave Jimmy Page the Les Paul.
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You know what I mean?
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Just like, that s fucking nuts.
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He s also the guy that changed the Eagles.
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He changed a lot of things.
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Changed a lot of things.
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Anyway, Glenn was amazing.
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Wow.
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So what was this religious cult?
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What was it called?
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I don t I don t remember what it was called, but acid definitely played a role.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, that s the thing about making these things legal.
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That s the real when people say that we re propping up the cartel.
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True.
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Yes, definitely.
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And I think you should be able to do whatever you want as a grown adult.
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However, if we do make things legal, we re going to lose some folks.
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Yeah.
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We re going to lose some folks.
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There s drugs out there that I don t give a fuck if Purdue Pharma is making it, even if it s pure.
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People are going to die, for sure.
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And are we willing to do that?
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Because there s going to be a bunch of people that try heroin if heroin becomes legal.
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I m not going to do it, but I m a 56-year-old man.
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I m not an 18-year-old kid that d be like, fuck it, I ll try it.
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Some of this unregulated psychedelic stuff is a friend of mine,
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asked me if I wanted a microdose mushrooms and I said, you know, of course, like this is a small amount.
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And like I was in LA in an Uber.
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Driving down Sunset and all of a sudden like I realized that it was not a microdose It was like I was like what the fuck how much she s like there s two and a half grams in the whole bar now They don t there s no like it was like two and a half grams in each like square square And I had like one and a half.
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I was like there s no fucking way.
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I can t even read my phone It looks like you know
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I was like I was going into like I could felt like I was inside of a computer I
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We were we were making our record.
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I was like get me back to the hotel We were staying at the Chateau Marmont and like we had it This is our first time staying there in like five years we had or longer we had because they had like tried to turn into a private club and it was kind of close to the public as we re back there for the first time and I m like fucking tripping my balls off I m like just get me back to the fucking room and I m like, you know be lining up the stairs and the security guys like
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He s like, excuse me, what are you doing here?
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I was like, I m staying here.
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He s like, where s your key?
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I was like, I don t know.
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He s like, what s your name?
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And I was like, dude, my alias was.
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Don t tell your alias.
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I ll change it, but it was Sir Eaton Hogg from Spinal Tap.
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He s like, what s your name?
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I was like, Eaton Hogg.
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He s like, leave the premises immediately.
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And then I was like what he s like leave the premises immediately and then finally like I m like freaking out like the general manager comes out like Mr.. Mr.. Hogg, please come to your room.
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I think you don t know what s happening to me right now
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What did the guy look like that was questioning you?
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He looked like a Bond villain.
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The hotel alias always fucks us up.
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No one s ever calling looking for us.
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That s what they tell you.
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That s one of the big things for people that aren t actually famous.
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They make you feel better by being, Dan, Pat, you need an alias now.
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That s rule number one of how to make your fucking client feel better as a manager.
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Like so now all that happens is when we have it.
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We re just trying to get like whenever those are key you were like No, it s under an alias.
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You re like excuse me, and I m like who the fuck do you think you are?
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I m a fucking fake name No one s recognized you ever in this hotel Like there s someone actually famous sitting right there like Susan Sarandon s right here.
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What the fuck do you think?
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She s under her real name by the way
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Yeah, but if you announce that the thing that you re looking for you know you got to change certain eating hog though I want it out.
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I m gonna yeah, I Want the attention I want to start checking out under like Sean Penn or something Sean Penn and guest he s done a lot of groundwork over the years like you might just you know there might just be random ladies calling for you all the time
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Dude is he s wild.
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He does some wild shit like they re going down to South America or to Mexico and Talking to El Chapo What what are you doing writing for the Rolling Stone El Chapo got done in prison.
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He was in Haiti too, right?
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Was he in Haiti?
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Imagine Sean Penn s a problem.
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And he was in Ukraine, too.
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He said he wanted to melt his Oscars to make bullets.
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It s like Bono and him are attracted to, like, they need that kind of attention, whatever it is.
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Well, I think they feel a social responsibility that comes with their fame.
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It s like guys that want to, like, save a chick.
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Our friend Brian calls him Captain Save-A-Ho.
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Yeah, that s a good one there are guys like that a white knight I generally think those guys are guys with problems that want to look at those girls I m gonna fix that Have you thought about getting into psychiatry I think I
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I have.
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I m going to get a couch.
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Do you want to tell me you think Sean Penn and Bono might have some sort of complex somewhere?
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I think perhaps.
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Dude, I ve got a funny story, dude.
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One of my best friends was dating this chick.
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This is in the late 90s.
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He was totally in love with her.
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They had seven apartments.
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He was in New York, they were in New York, and he was walking to his job, and he had to take a shit.
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So he had a key to his girlfriend s apartment.
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He pops into her apartment, and he s sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and the answering machine goes off.
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Back then, the phone would ring, the answering machine would come up, and you could hear the person leaving the message.
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And it was Sean Penn calling his girlfriend, being like, I had so much fun fucking you this weekend.
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While he s taking the shit, oh my god, oh My god, I had so much fun fucking good this weekend.
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That s Sean Connery
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Sean Penn.
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Hilarious.
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Dude, imagine if you got that phone call, like Zelensky called your girlfriend.
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That was a tough wipe for that guy.
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Could you imagine?
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Did Sean Penn s meeting with El Chapo help authorities track down the Kingpin?
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That is what happened, right?
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Yeah, Sean Penn says no, but there might be documents that say otherwise.
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But wasn t it something about tracking his cell phone?
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He was arrested days later.
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I was trying to read through it to find the proof, but I didn t really find actual proof.
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I don t know that the actual proof, they re not going to say like, yep, 100% this is exactly what we did.
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I think the more intelligent and crafty of the drug cartel leaders, they don t tell you who they are anymore.
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I think, you know, I think like the guys on the ground know, but I don t think there s any El Chapo s out.
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It s like when Gotti was the mafia king.
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It s a bad track record to be a celebrity criminal.
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Seems like a horrible idea.
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The greatest mobsters are the ones they never do the movies about.
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Yeah.
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Or they re clever, like Vincent the Ching Gigante, who would wear a bathrobe and walk around like he was a crazy person.
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And then the FBI installed wires on every hubcap of every car down his route, so they parked their own cars there, so they could catch this guy talking.
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So he would talk like pretend.
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He s crazy.
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He would say listen this motherfucker.
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We re gonna kill him once he gives us 50% He s going all over his fucking telling his captains what to do So he had the cover was that he was insane the cover was that he was nuts yeah So he would wear a bathrobe and act like a crazy person yeah
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That s a good cover, I think.
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It can get you out of a lot of shit.
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That s what Biden s doing.
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Well, pleading insanity, too, to get you out of a lot of shit.
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Yeah, sure.
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Blaming Zoloft and cocaine.
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Have you heard the craziest one?
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What?
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This chick was on a date with this guy.
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She d bedated him a little bit.
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They smoked weed, and she stabbed him 108 times, and she got off.
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on probation, right?
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Something crazy.
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And the idea is that the marijuana caused her to be so psychotic that she stabbed this guy a hundred times.
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Jesus.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Imagine.
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Okay, jurors found 30 Brynn Spector.
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Okay, the police tried to stop her.
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She will not serve any prison time, the judges ruled.
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32-year-old from Ventura County, guilty in December of involuntary manslaughter after you stabbed her boyfriend.
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How is that involuntary, when you stab someone 108 times while high on cannabis?
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Involuntary.
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Both took several hits from a bong loaded with marijuana.
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She had an adverse reaction to the marijuana and suffered from what experts call cannabis induced psychotic disorder.
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Boy, you don t want to fucking set that precedent.
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Mm-mm.
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Set that precedent of ... I mean, that just means everyone should carry an emergency joint in their pocket.
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If they ever get in trouble, just fucking ... She stabbed ... Oh, shit.
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She also stabbed her dog and threw the knife on herself.
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Light it up.
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Accidentally stabbed my friend 108 times.
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Good thing I have this emergency joint.
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Alibi joint.
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She stabbed her dog, and she stabbed herself, too.
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She stabbed herself in the neck.
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Happened in 2018 did it I thought the store just yeah the store just went around but it happened over six years ago.
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Mm-hmm interesting What the fuck dude I?
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Mean that seems a little odd the alibi joint
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What state was that in?
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California.
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California.
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Thousand Oaks.
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California s amazing.
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That s a lost state.
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And they just keep going down that hole.
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My friend just got back from San Francisco and he s like, it was insane.
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He s like, you can t believe it s real.
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100 hours.
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Not even 108.
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100 hours.
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Oh, Jamie, let me sing her.
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That s a Tony Hinchcliffe line.
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That s like something Tony would say.
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That s hilarious.
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Man, we love that Kill Tony stuff.
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It s amazing.
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That he s been doing over there.
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The show s amazing.
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He does arena shows now.
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Yeah, I know.
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It s incredible.
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It s so fun.
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It s such a fun, and it s the anchor of comedy in Austin.
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It s the anchor of comedy really in the country because it gives people that are like legitimately just starting out, you can become famous on that show.
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These guys are all touring now.
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William Montgomery is fucking killing it.
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I know.
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Killing it on the road.
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I love William Montgomery.
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David Lucas is killing it on the road.
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These guys are killing it.
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Casey Rockets.
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Casey Rockets, he works at our club.
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Really cool.
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He s awesome.
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These young guys, they re fucking good, man.
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You have one minute on that show, so there s no room for bullshit and virtue signaling.
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This is my stance.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Funny.
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Let s go.
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So it s like it sets this tone.
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It doesn t matter what your perspective is.
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Just make it good.
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Make it funny.
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You got a minute.
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And then you re going to get judged and roasted by comedians and they re going to roast each other.
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And it s just it s a free like you could say anything.
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It s fun.
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And everybody wants you to.
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They want you to say anything.
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Yeah, they don t seem it doesn t seem like they re like trying to hurt anybody s feelings not so fun.
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It s fun They re doing it to each other and laughing hard like when David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliffe Roche roast each other It s some of the funniest shit.
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I ve ever seen in my life Sometimes I can t breathe because I m sitting right next to them while they re going after each other and they re both so quick They re so good at it
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Did you catch uh, Poirier s Kill Tony shoutout?
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When you interviewed him, you asked him about the guillotines, he s like, I m never gonna stop doing them.
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That s like William Montgomery.
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No, that s him.
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No, that s him saying, I m never gonna stop going for it.
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It s kind of the way he said it though.
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That s interesting.
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I don t think that s, I think he was just saying, I m never gonna stop.
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Cause that s his shit.
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Yeah.
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That s his, his go-to submission is a guillotine.
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I ll have to ask him if I ve ever seen one.
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Because he almost got Ghabib in that.
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He said, I m never going to stop.
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Yeah, I think we re going to go do the William Montgomery podcast.
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Fuck yeah.
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You should do it.
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He s a fucking national treasure.
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He s a weird dude.
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We re going to get on their coattails early and ride them in.
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I want you to be real cognizant when he hugs you.
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When he hugs you, he fucking firmly hugs you.
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Hugs you in an odd way, like he s thinking of murdering you.
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He s amazing.
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He s so funny, dude.
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He does remind me of friends I have from Memphis, too.
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Memphis people talk in a particular way.
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It s funny.
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Well, have you ever seen when his father and his mother come on the show?
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I haven t seen that.
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His father and his mother came to see him when they did the theater in town, the HEB Center.
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And he was dressed, what was he wearing?
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He was wearing like a leather strap across his chest, leather codpiece.
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Like, bare legs, bare arms, bare chest.
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Like, he was dressed in some fuckin  S&M shit.
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And then he did stand-up.
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And it was amazing!
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It was amazing.
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It was amazing.
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But Kill Tony s...
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Allow it gives comics an opportunity to get in front of the fucking biggest live show that exists on YouTube And it s it sets a great tone.
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It s a fun thing Yeah, it sets it gives it gives people an understanding to like they ll give you good tips, too Like you know try to concentrate on this and what how you how did you write did you ever try this on your friends?
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Like how do you you know let how do you develop this stuff like how long you been doing it?
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Where d you start?
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It s real fast too, between sections, very accessible.
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And it s live, people love that kind of shit, where it s all improvised, it s happening in the moment, it s really happening live.
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Well we re hoping to go to your club while we re here.
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Well, you re going, man.
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You re going tonight.
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Let s go.
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I want you guys to see Shane.
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Shane Gillis is one of the funniest human beings that s ever lived.
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Is he there tonight?
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Yeah, he s there tonight.
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Oh, amazing.
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Yeah, we love Shane.
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I m making sure he s coming.
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Beautiful dogs.
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Yeah.
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He s so funny.
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We re big fans of him.
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Yeah.
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He s awesome.
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He s such a good dude, too.
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He s the shit.
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He s everything you d hope he d be.
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He s like that 24-7.
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That s cool.
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How he is on podcasts, that s how he is.
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He s so funny.
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He s awesome.
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He lives here now.
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Yeah.
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We ve always feels like it s like a exciting time for comedy in a way it is it is You know kind of leading the charge there, too Well, we got a great group that are here now and everybody really appreciates it They really appreciate that we re all together in this and that s what s fun about it.
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It s like it s a real community Comedians we ve always been like we ve a fangirl out over comedians more than musicians and
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Well, that s the opposite for me, too.
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I fangirl out on musicians.
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I don t know how to do anything.
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So when I see you guys, to me it s magic.
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You guys are making magic.
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You re making magic that is like a drug.
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If I m alone and I m driving to go to a comedy club and I throw Sinister Kid on, I get fucking fired up.
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That s a drug man.
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It s a drug.
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It gives you a feeling.
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It s just like a drug.
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You hear a good fuck It s all fuck.
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Yeah, you re you re driving.
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You know, it s like you re you re experiencing the art physically It s not just like that
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You know, a good fucking song when you re on a treadmill, you re like, whoo, let s fucking go.
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You ll crank that speed up.
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You get, you feel different.
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You guys make magic.
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We just sit around sending each other like Norm Macdonald clips.
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There s one where he s talking about gay porn, have you seen that?
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What d he say?
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He just was like, you know, there s these, I like, porn s my favorite movie, but there s this one type of porn I just can t get into, gay porn.
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It s just, every one, there s not a single good one.
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It s just men fucking other men.
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It s so funny.
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It s like a minute long, but it s just like, I ve watched it like 50 times.
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He was doing this thing about guys, fucking guys in the ass.
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He s like, I m sorry.
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I ll clean up my language.
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I m sorry for my language.
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He goes, here s something you never hear anybody say.
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He made love to me in my ass.
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I ve seen that.
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I don t know.
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Oh, what a fucking G that guy was.
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Didn t even tell anybody he had cancer, he was dying.
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I m gonna go visit someone in Canada.
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Incredible move.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I said, I m gonna go out my own terms.
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He s amazing.
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I was randomly on flights sitting next to him twice.
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Really?
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Just random.
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Unbelievable.
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I knew him.
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I knew him from the clubs, so it was awesome.
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But it s just complete random that we got sat next to each other twice.
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So two flights, I got a full, like, Norm MacDonald experience.
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We re just laughing and talking and laughing.
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He was amazing.
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One time, one flight, he was telling me, yeah, quit cigarettes.
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Fucking cigarettes are terrible.
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And he s telling me how great he feels now that he quit cigarettes, the whole deal.
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The moment we land, he runs right to the gift shop, buys cigarettes, and was lighting it before he got out the door.
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He goes, I m not talking about cigarettes.
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I fucking wanted one.
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Amazing.
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He was amazing.
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Just total dumb luck.
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Sat next to him twice.
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I ve never sat next to a famous person on a plane.
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Thanks, dude.
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Wait, I didn t know who he was.
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He had an alias.
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Actually, Susan Sarandon was on our plane here, but I didn t.
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I was a seat away.
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Doesn t count doesn t count Dude, but a friend of mine has the craziest story about he was sitting on he was on a Southwest flight that was like From LA to Nashville, but it stopped in Phoenix at first and they picked up this woman got on the plane and
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My friend was on the aisle, and this chick was in the middle, and this guy was on the window, and the guy just starts hitting on this chick, and they start on a flight from Red Eye back to Nashville.
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The guy and the girl are just hitting on each other, and then she starts fooling around with him and gets asked for a blanket and blows him on the plane.
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And my friends just like what the fuck is going on this is incredible and then like
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Afterwards, he s like, so what do you do?
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She s like, I m an actress.
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And I m like, oh yeah, what kind of movies?
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She s like, you know, Dalton movies.
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And they land, he gets her name, and she had just broken the AIDS protocol.
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That s like being kicked out of the porn industry.
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And the guy is just blown by her on a plane.
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She just broke the AIDS protocol?
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That s the story.
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Oh my God.
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I mean, this was years ago.
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But who s that woman that was married to Antonio Banderas, the famous actress?
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Melanie Griffith.
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Melanie Griffith.
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Melanie Griffith.
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I was on a plane to England once with her.
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And it was an overnight flight.
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And so she s lying there, sleeping.
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So her seat s reclined.
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She s lying there sleeping.
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And there s this very fat guy who s in the chair right across the aisle.
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So the way it lines up, her face
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Right where his ass is and this guy starts farting.
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I mean he started farting too.
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I was awake I was on my computer.
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I was awake.
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I was like what the fuck this guy is farting in the face of a famous actress And I was like imagine if this was this guy s plot all along.
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That s what I want He s like he s like a fart fetish.
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He s like you re telling me.
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She s gonna be on this flight and
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I want my seat to line up where my ass is gonna be in her face.
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Like, if that s what he was into, you couldn t have lined it up any better.
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Dude, she probably is so resilient to the grossest fart.
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She grew up, like, in a house surrounded by, like, a hundred lions.
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Yes.
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Tigers.
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Yes.
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I m friends with her daughter.
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Yeah, there s that footage of her getting dragged into the pool by the lion.
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Bro, that footage is bananas.
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And that movie that they made, what is it called?
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Rage?
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Roar, roar.
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They made a movie with all these fucking cats.
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I m friends with Dakota Johnson, her daughter, and I ve known her for, I guess, you know, before she was famous, you know what I mean?
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And she was telling me, she told me, like, that her mom grew up with all these cats, and I didn t, I mean, I did not believe her, but I had no idea until I started seeing those.
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It s so incredible.
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Shit, a while ago.
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She s lying in bed with a lion.
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I mean, a lion fart.
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An actual lion.
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Yeah, imagine what those things smell like.
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I mean, yeah, it s insane.
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She probably, she probably, maybe enjoyed the guys.
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It s probably a relief.
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Flashbacks to her time on the farm.
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Yeah.
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So that was another time that I flew with a famous person.
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Yeah.
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You know, I got sat next to Billy Gibbons one time.
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Oh, wow.
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It s fucking awesome.
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That s fucking awesome.
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Yeah.
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Showed me pictures of cars and shit the whole time.
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It s fucking amazing.
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I got sat next to Ed O Neill once.
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That was pretty awesome.
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Ed O Neill from Married with Children.
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Bundy.
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Bundy.
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He s a legend.
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Legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.
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Really?
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Yep.
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He s a real black belt.
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Yeah, like legit.
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Everybody I know that s rolled with him is legit.
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And you know, we talked Jiu-Jitsu for like two hours.
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That s cool.
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It was amazing.
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Is that what Zuckerberg s into?
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Yeah, he s into MMA.
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He does Jiu-Jitsu too though.
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Jiu-Jitsu is a part of MMA.
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Have you seen his, has he got the goods?
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He definitely is training.
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He definitely knows what he s doing.
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And he s training with really good people.
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Like he was out here training with like top flight jujitsu people.
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And he s got access to all these people that are interested in training with him.
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He trains with UFC people.
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He loves it.
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He actually blew his ACL out doing it.
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And the board s worried about him, like that it could negatively affect the company.
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Him engaging in this very dangerous, violent activity.
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He competed in Jiu-Jitsu tournaments.
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Here you see him.
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He s won.
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He s good.
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He s a very smart dude.
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He s very competitive.
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And he trains with really good guys.
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There s Israel Adesanya and Alex Volkanovsky.
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Yeah, he s into it, man.
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Like, he s legitimately putting in the work.
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It s exciting.
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It s fun.
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His bangs always bother me.
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His bangs?
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Yeah, like the way his hair sits.
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It s a crazy girl style.
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Crazy girl.
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Let me see it again.
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Let me see what you re talking about.
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There.
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It needs to go up.
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That s an odd look.
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Maybe that s like, I m a billionaire.
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I don t want to look too good.
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I don t know what it is.
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It s kind of Caesar a little bit.
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Make me look a little Caesar-ish.
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You know the movies where the hot girl takes her glasses off?
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Right.
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I think he needs to get glasses put on him.
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That s what happened to me.
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I can t you can t even look at my face, but put the glasses on It s the opposite for guys.
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It s a good ugly put the fucking shit glasses on right it makes you at least look smart Good I think you re right.
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Yeah, I really think you re right wait a minute not those glasses not those glasses the metaglass not the little Those are the ones that you could use to spy on people there you go
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That s a fucking weird new thing that you have to be aware of.
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People wearing sunglasses that can film you.
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Stock just went up.
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Yeah.
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It s a big one for perverts, I m sure.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know?
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Pat played with them on stage.
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They sent me a pair, and I was trying to like ... But it s just like, if you watch the footage, it just makes you want to puke.
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It s insane.
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Just shaking all over the place.
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Did it have a mic on it, too?
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It has a mic, sounds like shit.
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You just hear him grunting the whole time.
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Yeah, that s something people don t really pick up unless you got the mic right here.
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He didn t tell me about it either.
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He just put the glasses on side of stage for the encore.
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I mean that conversations were ongoing or in your presence.
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I looked at him.
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I was like The fuck are you doing dude am I on camera right now?
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You knew about it.
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I mean possibly you didn t That s also like you know there s a lot of times when damn big No one the fuck had told me this like it s been in the calendar for like two months, but I
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It s weird because there s not going to be a time, there s going to be a time rather in the future where you re not going to be able to stop people from recording things.
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They re just going to be able to record everything, no matter what.
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I mean, they don t already do that.
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They re going to be able to do it into contact lenses.
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They re going to be able to figure out a way where it s not even a glass, it s just a contact lens.
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If things keep going the way they re going this way, like they keep getting smaller and smaller and more effective, they ll probably figure out a way to make it a contact lens.
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Yeah, it s like people who film concert videos.
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People go back and look at all that shit they re filming?
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No.
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It s like fireworks.
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I don t think anybody s ever watched a wedding video.
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Dad people watch.
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Who?
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I ve had people force me to watch their wedding video.
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What?
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What the fuck?
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Yeah.
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Sit down.
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Watch my benny bang.
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I ve never seen a wedding video.
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Oh my God.
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You only ever see ... You know what?
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They re made so that in case someone gets murdered, they can use it in forensic files.
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Look at how he s looking at the bride.
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Look how happy he was, seemingly.
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Right.
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Seemingly.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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They re never ... That s all they re used for.
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Well, the worst is fireworks, right?
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Who watches fireworks videos?
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But everybody films fireworks.
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It s like you feel like you can t live unless you re capturing things constantly.
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The same people that watch fireworks videos also watch lots of videos of trains.
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Or fire trucks.
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Just drive by.
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Watch videos of people dining inside of trains.
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The fact that people still go on trains.
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Trains are a wild way to move around in Europe.
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It s amazing.
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Yeah, but it s it s in America There s always the threat that someone could lay some shit down on the tracks Like people do every now and again There s some person who decides to sabotage the tracks And there s not a fucking chance in hell that you can go over all that track and make sure no one s done that You re going 400 miles an hour.
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Whatever s going.
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It s flying across the country you could with a
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Guess well That s how they re gonna get us yeah, I mean like you see those uh
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you know, photos of train traveling up until like the fifth, early 60s.
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It kind of looks amazing.
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Well, it is a great way to see the country.
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The view is incredible.
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You re in this thing.
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Imagine back in the old days when they would just open up the window and shoot buffaloes.
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Yeah, but it s like you also had like, now it s like I think you just, they only serve like hot dogs.
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You know what I mean?
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Probably, right?
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I think so.
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If you re traveling across the country back in the old days when they first did it, it must have been amazing.
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Imagine if Mellie Griffin was in a sleeper car with that guy on that diet.
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He s been eating hot fries and hot dogs for four days.
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Hasn t had a shower in four days.
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And his ass is in Melanie Griffin s face.
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Just open it up.
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How fast do those trains go?
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Like those old timey trains?
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When they first started crossing the country?
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I bet they didn t go over 60.
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They really would just open up the window and shoot buffaloes.
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Fucking insane.
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What a crazy time.
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Like no one had ever had a train before, and all of a sudden there s this thing that you can hop on and make your way across the country.
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Yeah, and then the presidents would ride them and just give some shitty speech off the back.
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And the whole town would come.
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Is that what they did?
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The presidents would just get out and talk to people off the back?
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They wouldn t even get out.
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They would just stand on the back.
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Stand on the back.
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Wow.
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40 to 65 miles an hour.
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Wow.
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You fucking had that right on the money, bud.
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Wow.
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Huh.
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Don t say.
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But what about um the really old-timey ones like the ones what was the first ones that they put across the country when the transcontinental?
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Yeah, there s a 1866 It was like right after the Civil War
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How fast were trains in 1890?
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They can approach 80 miles an hour.
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That s probably how much stuff it s pulling slows it down, you know, so.
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Right, like how many cars it has.
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Just the locomotive, I guess.
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Oh, I see, I see.
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The locomotives.
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That makes sense.
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I mean, it s a very intense engineering, because they can only go up, like, the steepest is like a 5% grade.
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Oh, really?
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Something like that.
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That s why my brothers works for Amtrak But yeah, there s a lot of crazy shit.
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So what do they do when they get to a hill?
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They have to go through a tunnel.
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Oh Whatever, you know, right that makes sense.
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Yeah Wow So they have to tunnel everything.
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Yeah, please fucking trains.
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Yeah, and a lot of those railways out early when you know, we re built by Chinese.
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Oh Yeah
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So you go out west, the first time we went out west on tour, we d go to these small towns in the middle of nowhere, and there d be an old Chinese restaurant, and there s signs that said chop suey, and then you go, you have the worst Chinese food you ve ever had in your whole life.
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It tastes like something that they scraped off the teeth of a brontosaurus.
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It s like ground up cabbage and shit.
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Yeah.
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Back in those days when they were doing that, that s when they developed those opium dens too.
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Opium dens was like a big thing that was brought over by the Chinese.
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That s like around the time that Portland, Oregon was known for people getting Shanghai d, where they would get drugged and then they d open a trap door in the bar and they would fall down and then they would get put on a ship to China.
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What?
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And wake up in the middle of the ocean and just have to work.
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What?
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That s what, yeah.
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Getting Shanghai d is from that.
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Holy shit.
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Can you imagine?
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Imagine the lawsuit now.
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Dude.
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Actually, that s probably happening still in other countries.
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Yeah.
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Somebody kidnapped or tricked them into working for you.
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Traditional way to Shanghai, someone has drugged them and put them on a ship.
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The person wakes up, you better get to work.
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This term popped up in the 19th century.
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Fuck, man.
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Can you imagine living back in the day where you had to worry that someone was going to kidnap you and force you into slave labor?
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Well, that was like, well, the 80s, we were worried about, I was very worried about getting kidnapped when I was a kid.
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Because it was like everywhere, all over the fucking news.
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And the milk cartons.
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Yeah, there s like famous kids, you know, kids defining bodies and shit.
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Yeah.
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When I was walking to school once, some, you know, somebody, it was really snowy, and I was, I always walked with my buddy, but I was on my way to his house, and this car pulled up.
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I was like, I ll get, you know, this person s totally bundled up, like, so suspicious.
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Like, I ll give you a ride.
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Get in the car.
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And I was like, what the fuck?
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They re real.
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I just ran to my buddy s house.
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I was like, dude.
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Maybe it was just some old lady.
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I couldn t tell but it s terrifying when I was a kid I was in a library, and I was looking at these monster books and This guy stood next to me.
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He said you like monster books.
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I said yeah, and he goes I ve got some out my car you want to see him.
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I m like okay.
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I was like eight Yeah, you know I was a latchkey kid
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And so I start walking out the door with this guy and the lady who s a librarian starts screaming, Joseph, get away from that man.
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He just got out of jail.
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And the guy just runs.
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The guy runs.
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And I m standing there just crying.
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They got me and got my mom and I went home.
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But it was like, what the fuck like that?
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He could have got me.
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Oh, my God.
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That was so naive.
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I was eight.
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I just thought the guy also liked monster books.
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What a sick fuck.
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Dude, we used to play in the woods, fucking.
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We used to walk down through the woods, cross the river, over by the jail.
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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Over by the jail.
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You know what I mean?
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The workhouse.
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Yeah.
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Anybody ever get out of that jail?
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Yeah, somebody escaped once, and his nickname was The Butcher.
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But it was just like, at the time, or maybe it was something like that, but he had just had his 10th DUI or something.
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We knew quite a few people in Akron who have over three DUIs.
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Do you remember that one guy who escaped jail with the help of a female officer that he was banging?
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And then, like, she was supposed to meet him.
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Didn t they make a movie about that?
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I don t know.
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I think this was fairly recent, like, within the last 10 years.
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But this guy started banging one of the female corrections officers.
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I vaguely remember that.
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I think she helped him escape.
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She met him, tried to meet up with him, and they arrested her and arrested him.
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And then she killed herself.
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She killed herself?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, it was a story.
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Oh, there it is.
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Detectives found that Vicki White had allegedly fallen in love with the inmate, giving him special treatment at the jail.
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She ultimately helped concoct the plot for Casey White to escape, which ended 11 days later with his capture, and she died from self-inflicted gunshot wound.
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Just like the guy who was the whistleblower for Boeing.
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I m confused.
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He died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound too.
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Why would she kill herself?
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Because she already knows that she fell in love in prison.
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Because she s going to go to prison with girls now.
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Well, there s going to be a male...
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Pretending to be a male security guard.
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Hey, maybe, fuck around and maybe, what s his name, Marcon s wife is in there.
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What s the president of France s name?
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It s probably women guards.
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Marcon.
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Marcon.
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Marpony.
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Why are those rumors so fun?
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I don t know.
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When the internet goes nutty about stuff, I think it s so hilarious.
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I just love it when someone says they re gonna risk their entire career on this piece of evidence that is complete nonsense.
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I have full faith that this is reality.
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Not one, there s no reason for me to do it.
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But, yes, what s her name, Candace Owens?
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Yeah.
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Well, then there s the other one, like the Kate Middleton one, the photo that just got released recently, that s been AI doctored.
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Yeah.
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And they say that that photo is a photo that they took from her on a magazine cover.
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And that it s so specifically accurate, that you could superimpose left and right, and it looks exactly the same.
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And that this photo, people aren t willing to publish it.
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Kate Middleton and the end of shared reality.
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Nothing is true and everything is possible.
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So whatever s going on with her,
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They photoshopped, CGI d, whatever, a photo of her all smiling with her kids.
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Like, see, everything s fine.
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Because something is going on with her, is the theory.
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That s the theory, yeah.
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Who gives a shit?
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I ve heard that.
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Well, they think she s missing.
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Or no one knows where she is.
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Like, show us a picture of her.
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Like, no one s seen her forever.
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Is she okay?
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Like, where is she?
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Sort of like the president of Scientology s wife.
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Like, where is she?
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I hadn t heard that she was missing.
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Yeah.
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Even Photoshop can t erase Royal s latest PR blemish.
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Mother s Day photos meant to douse speculation about the Princess of Wales  health.
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It did the opposite and threatened to undermine trust in the Royal family.
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How weird that they still have trust in the Royal family.
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That s what s the weirdest thing about that article.
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Undermine what percentages they re trusting now.
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I could imagine a bunch of old people that don t know what s going on anymore.
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But like what?
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Imagine.
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The ancestors are the people that controlled your ancestors.
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Those are the people you should trust?
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Yeah.
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I mean, it s kind of insane.
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And they re just born into it?
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What?
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I love the British media, though.
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It s always, they blow shit, so there s just like, the rules over there are different, you know?
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Yeah.
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It d probably be real horrible to be a famous person living in England.
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Oh, they ll go after you.
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Yeah, they re fucking psycho.
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Yeah, they go after you and they can get away with it.
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Their laws are so different.
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Dude, the first article we ever had written about us in England was in the NME.
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It s like a music magazine.
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Actually, we did the interview at South by Southwest 21 years ago.
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And the guy was like,
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So you know ask some boring questions and at the very end of the 10-minute interview He was like so do you guys ever do any drugs and like you know?
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Smoke some weed occasionally.
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He s like anything else.
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I smoked opium once I was like a kid I didn t know like and then the headline the headline was like opium fueled
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That s amazing my dad s gonna see this
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Dad, I don t smoke opium.
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This kid had it once, though, in Akron.
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Like I said, no one really had drugs, but this kid, Eric, his name was Eric.
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I think it fried his brain, but he was the only kid I knew that had gone to prison, because he was selling acid, and he had been arrested for it.
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put on probation, and then his probation officer would call him, he worked at the car wash, and like check on him.
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And the probation officer called him and said, I m gonna come see you today.
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And he had like 150 hits of acid in his pocket, and he never just took it out, even though he got the heads up.
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And he was like, oh, he got caught with 150 hits of acid and went to prison for three years.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, it was.
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And the stories he would tell us were fucking horrible.
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Exactly what you would imagine But he introduced us to some his favorite prison recipe which was called making a break and You get a bag of like barbecue potato chips dump in a can of chili Then dump in Ramen noodles in the seasoning and then get the faucet water as hot as you possibly can and fill the can up with water and put it in the
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in a potato chip bag and then just smash it all up with your hands.
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Jesus Christ.
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Dude, it was so disgusting.
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He would eat this shit at outer prison.
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Wow.
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Dude, just make a break.
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That s what he used to say.
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There s guys like that that exist just to get you on the right path.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You meet him and you go, okay, whatever that guy s doing, I m not doing that.
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Yeah, that was a level in your video game.
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Yeah.
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Well, I think that s what happens with the guys who blow their brains out on acid, too.
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They re there to let you know, like, hey, this is possible.
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This guy used to be in Pink Floyd.
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Yeah.
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This is possible.
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Be careful.
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Don t just think you can take it.
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Yeah.
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Or used to be the singer of the Beach Boys.
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Yeah.
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Well, that s the other weird thing about Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys, that he was being threatened by Manson, because he had worked with Manson.
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They were supposed to, like, he was supposed to produce his album.
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I think along the way, he realized this guy was out of his fucking mind.
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Well, he was hanging out with Dennis Wilson.
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That s what it was.
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Dennis Wilson, right?
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I think they had recorded at this studio that we were at.
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That s where they would work in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Charles Manson and the Beach Boys  Dennis Wilson had a brief and bizarre friendship.
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Yeah, that s what it was.
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Summer of 1968, living together and dreaming about the musical possibilities that lay ahead.
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Whoa, they live together.
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Yeah, I think Manson wanted Brian Wilson to produce his stuff.
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And then when he didn t want to, that s when it fell apart.
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So he probably lured him in with parties and the girls.
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That s probably what he would do.
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He d probably have the Manson girls, and everyone s doing acid, and they re probably kissing him and kissing each other.
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And he s like, this is amazing.
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This guy s cool.
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And this is pre-murders, too, so no one really knows exactly what this guy s up to.
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Do you think Epstein was giving people acid, too?
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Maybe he s giving the girls acid.
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Maybe he s giving the guys acid, too.
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Who knows what s giving them?
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I mean, if you re going to have an island and you re going to film people, why would you let them just be sober?
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You know, that seems like that would cut down on your footage.
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You know?
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Wouldn t you dose them up with something?
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If I was the CIA?
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What s going on with that island now?
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I tried to buy it.
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No, I didn t.
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I was thinking about it.
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We were joking about having a podcast destination.
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I was like, we d have to level that place.
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The microphones and camera, shit we ve never even thought of.
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There s probably camera paint.
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It s on the wall the walls probably a giant LCD screen dude.
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What s a fucking nose?
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What s up with that Egyptian themed?
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building It s wild the temple that is a painted like the Israeli flag the colors of the Israeli flag Yeah, it s weird.
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That s where I was thinking like we put the podcast studio there.
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Hey, that s a good idea It s somebody bought it.
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Oh somebody bought it was too much.
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It was like 50 million bucks who bought it
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I don t know, some psycho, a fan.
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You know, like women write to serial killers.
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Dude, someone bought the cabin that... Kaczynski lives in?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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I think so I mean that you could buy the acre of land that he owned at one point for like 60,000 bucks Wow cheaper it was cheap with the cabin on it.
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I don t know if the cabin was there They might have leveled that cabin.
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It was weird cuz he just had this one like acre or two in the middle of fucking nowhere Yeah, like it must been he must have got it for nothing
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He was a fucking odd dude, too.
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I wonder what was he eating up in that cabin.
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He s probably making breaks, dude.
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Maybe he went crazy from too much sodium interacting with the LSD residue.
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It s funny because he s the prototypical guy, like the loner in the woods that everyone s afraid of.
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Like what s worst case scenario, loner in the woods, a genius who s trying to kill everybody.
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Everybody who made technology, and this was his idea that technology was gonna take over the human race.
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Yeah, super villain, it s a movie character.
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Meanwhile, he s kind of correct.
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Yeah, he wasn t wrong.
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He wasn t wrong about technology taking over the human race.
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This is all pre-cell phones, right?
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This is pre, at least, smartphones.
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When was Kaczynski?
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When was all that?
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I think it started in the early 90s.
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Yeah, so this is... Cell phones just existed in, like, suitcase form back then, right?
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Maybe you could get a StarTAC.
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So wait, how long was he living in the woods before he started sending the pipe bombs?
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Was he up there since, like, 1970?
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I think it was his plan once he left teaching, his plan was to make enough money teaching so that he could go to the woods and do this.
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Didn t he leave teaching almost immediately after working at Berkeley for just a year or something?
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I don t know.
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I don t know how long he was there for.
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But what they said was that was where he had gotten the money.
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According to his Wikipedia, he lived at home for two years after resigning and then moved to the remote cabin in Montana.
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So during those two years, he probably formulated his life s plan.
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Live a simple life with little money, without electricity or running water, working odd jobs, receiving significant financial support from his family.
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So that was quite a few years later.
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He performed acts of sabotage, including arson and booby-trapping against developments near his cabin.
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So he started with that.
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He also dedicated himself to reading about sociology and political philosophy, including the works of Jacques Ellul.
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Kaczynski s brother, David, later stated that Ellul s book, The Technological Society, became Ted s Bible.
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Kaczynski recounted in 1998 when I read the book for the first time I was delighted because I thought here is someone who is saying what I ve already been thinking Interesting
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The cabin was in storage.
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I was trying to find out who bought it, but there it is in FBI storage.
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Whoa.
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That s amazing.
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He lived in that.
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Dude, we should sell kits of that on Amazon.
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Get a mini version of it.
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Why not?
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Use that stock photo.
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Yeah.
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It s a tribute.
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Make it out of plastic.
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Kids can play in it.
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Kids Playhouse slash Unabomber Cam.
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Fuck, man.
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That s the guy that everyone s afraid of.
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That s when people say, yeah, I m a loner.
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Like, bitch, you re not a loner.
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Real loners are fucking crazy.
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That s a real loner.
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That s a broken person.
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Wow.
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You think they purposely picked a genius to do that to?
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Well, I think that s what they had to work with.
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They re at Harvard.
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Yeah.
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And they probably have quite a few geniuses, and he was probably already super odd because of that thing that happened to him when he was a baby.
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Right.
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He s probably already a sociopath.
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Yeah.
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It s okay to keep fucking with this guy.
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One of the things his brother said, if he asked a girl out and the girl rejected him, he would write horrible letters to her.
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Just horrible, vicious, mean shit.
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He would yell at them and stuff.
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It s like he was just off the rails.
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He was crazy before all that.
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And then they dose him up with acid and humiliate him.
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They re probably like, this guy s perfect.
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He s already out of his fucking mind.
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Let s see what we can do to him.
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And they turned him into a serial killer.
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Maybe it wasn t even like a...
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You know, like a CIA program, maybe the guy s just bored and just like to fuck with people.
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Kaczynski?
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Like like I m talking about the CIA.
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Oh, maybe it s like look at this fucking nerd Well, I think they had free will to do whatever they wanted back then when the CIA was operating doing that MK ultra yeah, all those experiments and operation midnight climax when they were doing all that stuff They were just they were allowed to do whatever they wanted.
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They could just run tests.
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They operated a brothel they operated a brothel when they dosed the Johns up and observed the reactions and
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That s the Midnight, what is it called?
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Midnight Climax, yeah.
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They also ran Hate Ashbery Free Clinic.
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They ran it until the book Chaos came out, and then they closed it down.
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They ran it forever.
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They ran a free clinic, and Manson used to visit it.
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That s insane, dude.
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It s insane.
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When you find out what they actually 100% did,
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and you realize that nothing, things just get better.
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They don t just stop.
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If you re really good at being a secretive organization that has massive control over people and you can experiment on folks, that doesn t just go away.
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That just evolves.
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It just gets better.
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It gets better at what it s doing and hides its tracks a little bit more.
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Learns from its mistakes and gets better.
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Yeah, it s just like that.
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so many conspiracy theories, and I think they re all, a lot of them, you know, are rooted in reality and truth.
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But I m constantly reading the news seeing something that s big, what the fuck is actually going on with this thing here?
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And it s funny how much shit that Jon Stewart got for just pointing out coronavirus coming from so close to the coronavirus research facility.
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Basically, I don t know man.
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And now that s accepted as fact.
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What about, I just was reading about Mitch McConnell s sister-in-law who died in Texas February 11th, although it s just now in the news.
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She died in a Tesla that she drowned in her Tesla, Tesla on her ranch, uh, in a pond.
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And she s a, she s like a billionaire.
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And I was like, it just seems really good.
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Yeah, Tesla backed into the pond or something?
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Yeah.
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She did a three point turn into the pond.
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But it just seems really sketchy.
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Well, the thing about any kind of electronic device is if that is a computer, someone can operate that computer.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think it s impossible to make a computer that can t be hacked.
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I think if you ve got a thing, they already know how to make your keys.
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Oh dude, her Tesla ran off of a nine inch floppy disk.
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So she s fine.
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You know, they know how to make your keys now.
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They have a scanner that you can use outside your home and they can pick up on your key fob, like if you have a little thing of keys next to the, and they can get the signal off of that and use it to make a new key fob or use that signal to operate your car.
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And then they just start your car up and drive it off.
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I mean, if you have a computer, that was always the big theory about Michael Hastings, too.
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He was that journalist that reported on that general, was talking shit about Obama, and then he got fired during the Iraq War.
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Do you know that story?
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The theory was always on him, that they controlled his car.
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He died by going 120 miles an hour down La Brea, right into a tree, and his car exploded.
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And then the question back then was, is it possible to control someone s car?
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And they re like, yeah.
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All the people that understand the technology that existed in 2004, when this guy died, they re like, yeah, you could do that.
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It was 2004?
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Do you drive an electronic car?
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Yep, drove one here.
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It was like 2010.
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2010.
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Jesus.
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Yeah, I drove one here.
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Oh, 2004 was the Tic Tac.
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That was the question about the TICTAC.
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If that is ours, how the fuck could they do that in 2004?
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That doesn t seem possible.
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No, you couldn t even play like a video game online.
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Not really.
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Oh yeah, 2004 you could play pretty good.
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If you had a good cable connection.
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Well maybe in LA, not in Akron.
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You couldn t?
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No.
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I played guys, I used to play Quake in the late 90s, and you could play online.
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We might have just had shitty internet.
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You could get good internet back then.
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They had cable, people had cable.
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But if you had dial-up, that sucked.
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You definitely couldn t play with dial-up.
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You do you have cable internet no we did I just remember trying to play Call of Duty online.
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It would not really work It could be a bunch of things you could have had a shit connection But there was a lot of people playing video games online at 2004 But that thing whatever the fuck that tic-tac thing was it s the speed that it moved at it doesn t make any sense Yeah, changing direction and the fact they have so many different people that saw it they got video footage of it
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And the guy who I interviewed David Fravor the guy who s the pilot who came out and talked about it He s not a loon at all.
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He s just a rock-solid Pilot who you know with everything else.
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He s 100% by the book.
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He talks like a jet fighter pilot They re all like super disciplined guys
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Like, they don t fuck around.
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And so when he s telling you about this thing, he s also not fucking around.
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He s explaining to you in terms of what the instrument panel was showing him, that they had locked onto it, that this thing was jamming their radar signals.
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Like, whatever it was doing, that s what led them to be alarmed, because that s, technically, I think that s an act of war.
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I think you re not allowed to jam radar signals from another vehicle.
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and whatever the fuck this thing was, also flew at some insane rate of speed right to their cat point, which is where they were supposed to meet up.
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Like, the thing knew where they were supposed to meet up.
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Like, see ya, ha ha, pew, took off.
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So that could be that aliens knew it, they read their instrument and knew it, or it could be that we knew it, humans, people knew it, because this is theirs.
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They flew this fucking thing around, they wanted to see how people s reaction would be to it if they saw it out there.
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They probably let these fighter pilots experience it.
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What year did the government acknowledge Area 51?
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I don t think they did that until the Obama administration.
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Right.
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I think the story was that they had to expand the boundaries because too many people were camping out and using high power telescopes and shit and viewing it and using high power lenses and filming these test flights of different things they were working on.
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But yeah, in the 80s.
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You know when I was like eight and I I would get books out of the library about like Area 51 yes, I mean there was like that was like a pretty well-known conspiracy theory it turned out to be Yeah, real CIA acknowledges.
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It s mysterious area 51 2013 right Wow tell a for the first time like 25 30 years after the people started talking about it
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Yeah, people were talking about it a long time.
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Oh, yeah, it was always in UFO folklore that that s where they had to crash discs and then the Bob Lazar thing that was in like 89 when he came out and said he worked there, right?
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Which is still today my favorite one.
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That s the one I want to be real.
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Yeah, it s all the ones I want to be real the Bob Lazar story.
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It s number one on the list.
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Yeah, I mean, is the guy is he still alive?
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Yep.
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Yeah, he runs United Nuclear.
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It s like some sort of research company.
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They sell chemicals and shit.
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He does a bunch of different things.
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But while he was filming the documentary about him, he got raided by the FBI.
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the FBI rated it because apparently they think that he might have a sample of this element that s used to power this spaceship because he was working on the propulsion system.
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And that was what his job was to back engineer whatever this thing was.
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And he said this thing revolved, it all was about this reactor that they had in the center of the craft.
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that used this element called 115, which is a new element, and that if you bombard this element with radiation, it does something to distort gravity.
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And so they had this thing in the center of the craft, and they knew it worked, but they didn t know how it worked.
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And so they were trying to get these scientists, and they bring in new scientists.
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Like, let s try some new guys.
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Let s try this guy.
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And so they get this dude who was a young, crazy person who was working out of Los Alamos Labs.
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He put a fucking jet engine in a Honda.
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I mean, he was a maniac.
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And they got this guy, and they flew him out, and they said, here it is.
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Tell us what it is.
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And he s like, what the fuck?
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And when he first saw it, his reaction was, oh, this is ours.
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That s why people keep seeing these flying saucers.
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It even had like an American flag sticker on it.
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He s like, oh, this is ours.
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That makes sense.
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Now, OK.
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And then he realized along the way, no, no, no, no, no.
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This is impossible.
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It doesn t have any seams.
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It s like it s 3D printed.
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And it s designed for tiny people, like something that s like three feet tall.
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It doesn t have any controls.
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But somehow or another, it works.
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Somehow or another, it moves.
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And they can lift it up.
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And they can do stuff with it.
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What the fuck is this?
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And so supposedly, he, when he took off,
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He got a piece of this 115 when they fired him.
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The reason that they fired him, do you know that story?
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No.
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It s nuts.
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His wife was having an affair.
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Because he couldn t tell her that he was working at Area 51.
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So she assumed he was fucking around.
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All their phones are tapped, everything s tapped, because if you have that kind of top secret clearance, they have to be able to listen to all your phone calls.
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So while he s flying it s 11 p.m.
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They re calling me to work what and he has to get on a plane He can t tell her where he s going.
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She s like fuck this marriage And so she starts banging her instructor like a flight instructor And so they don t tell him that this is why he s getting fired But the emotional turmoil in his life because his wife s clearly having an affair on him.
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He can t have top-secret clearance anymore so now he has to go back and
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So now he s like, what the fuck happened?
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So he takes his friends.
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He takes twice, he takes his friends.
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He s like, on Wednesday night, they pilot these fucking things.
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I m gonna take you out, I m gonna show you this, so you know I m not fucking crazy.
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And they all observe these things hovering and moving around, and then he gets arrested.
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He gets caught doing it.
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And so then he s like, I gotta go public.
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And so then he gets a hold of George Knapp, and he tells George Knapp his whole story.
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And he s like, I was working at this place, and they re back engineering spaceships from another fucking planet.
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It s nuts.
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He said the same story exactly for 30 whatever years.
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It s fucking bananas.
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That s amazing.
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Yeah, your interviews with him are amazing.
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I want it to be true so bad.
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I do too.
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It s a problem though, right?
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Because, well, you ve seen something though.
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Nothing like that, but yeah, it was something.
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It was something.
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But it wasn t, I didn t see something that was so mind-blowingly, I mean, it seems like it would be totally plausible that what I saw existed.
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It just was quiet, that was the only thing.
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It was odd about it.
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That s odd, though.
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Something can move in the sky that s quiet.
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It doesn t make any sense.
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Zero sound.
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That doesn t make any sense, especially if it s close enough for you to see it.
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That doesn t make any sense.
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Also, the way they move.
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What can move like that other than a drone?
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Drones move like that, but powered by what?
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I think the Bob Lazar stuff that he s talking about, I think that s a propulsion system that they ve been working on forever.
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They had theorized the idea of some sort of a gravity propulsion system, something that does something to gravity that allows it to move through things very quickly.
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They thought about that in the 1950s, that was theorized.
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Yeah, I mean, like, don t they say the only way that you could actually, like, traverse the universe is by skipping through different dimensions?
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Right?
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So would that type of engine that s manipulating gravity be able to
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Do something like that the idea behind it the way he described it Lazar described it as if you thought of space as like your mattress like a really soft cushy mattress and You drop like a giant lead ball in the middle of that mattress and everything would just go It would just get sucked in he goes.
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That s what it s doing hmm
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It s a very simplified version of what it s doing, but it s doing something to the gravity that allows it to move in a way that we don t understand yet.
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But this thing, this element 115, it was just completely theoretical until there was a large – one of the particle colliders detected it.
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They detected it for just like a very brief moment when they do those things.
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And they said, OK, it s a real element.
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And what Bob Lazar is saying is that this element is a stable element that these beings have, and when they use this stable element.
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So we can imagine a world where the properties are very different than ours.
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And they might have this element.
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It might be just a natural part of their environment for some reason.
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Or just some isotope.
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Yeah.
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Or they ve developed it.
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Maybe the one that they detected with a collider, maybe they figured out how to make it.
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What we have to do is go back to the 40s to get those smart people to figure this out.
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The people that didn t have calculators.
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The pre-bath salt people.
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Oppenheimer I guess that s how those guys are rolling they were kind of rock star scientists Right they were rock star scientists And I don t think I think those are the kind of guys that wind up doing rock star type scientist shit What s not saying those guys aren t around anymore before they were rock stars there were people signing their bowling promo photos
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That s what was going on, then rock and roll came out, and the bowlers were like, what the fuck?
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Prior to the bowlers, I guess it was the scientists.
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Well, there was just a limited amount of shit you could watch on TV back then, so if you put bowling on, people were like, I ll watch.
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Yeah, right.
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And kids would worship a cowboy character.
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That was a bowler.
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It was a bowler, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I do think it might be that bowling was so popular because it s, even though you couldn t, as we determined, you can t see sports on television prior to like 1995, you could probably, bowling s the least confusing thing you could probably watch on TV.
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That s true.
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It s a static, just the person s throwing the ball, all you have to do is watch one little thing go towards, there s no other players.
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They used to have pool on TV back then.
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It was a big deal.
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They d have like Willie Moscone matches, and they would play them on ABC.
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That would get confusing.
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Well, I guess that you could see the colors of the ball.
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Yeah, you could see it.
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You could never see the numbers.
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Also, but the announcer was always describing what s happening.
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So that s what we should go.
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We should pitch a radio.
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I m just thinking about my dad listening to baseball games on the radio, but I m just thinking about how fucking excruciating it would be to have someone radio broadcasting in a pool match.
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Like, that s the kind of shit that Kaczynski was into.
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What would be better, radio broadcasting that or radio broadcasting bowling?
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I think bowling would probably be better.
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You d have the excitement of the pins breaking.
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Right, you would hear it.
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And also you could be like, okay, he s got two pins left.
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Right, it would be clear.
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You get it in your head.
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If you re trying to lay out of a pool table, you re like, where s the five ball?
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What are you saying?
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So the center of the two pockets, closer to the left side or the right side?
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Okay, in relationship to the six ball, where s the six ball?
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Is that the end rail?
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This is like some Abbott and Costello stuff.
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I can see that going down.
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It would be fucking terrible.
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Yeah.
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It would be fucking terrible.
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It would be a good skit, actually.
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It would be impossible.
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You wouldn t be able to map it out.
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The most confusing sport to describe over radio.
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Yeah.
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You re playing 8-ball.
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There s 15 balls on the table.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Yeah, they probably ...
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Couldn t have existed without television.
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It s probably once people started looking at it.
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They re like, wow, this is crazy The what the kids are playing now though video games, it s probably really difficult to get kids bowling today Like video games are so insane Yeah, they re they re nuts Um, I m glad they weren t around like that when I was a kid
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Yeah, I kind of stopped playing unless my younger brother comes and visits me, but also kids are so good at them now.
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Oh, yeah.
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But I also think, you know, I think that s, you know, I can definitely tell my brain is slowing down.
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Like, you know when you re talking, like I m talking to my,
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How fast kids process shit?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God, dude.
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I m like, I ll say something, and by the time, I don t know, my two-year-old kid is at least five times faster at understanding something than me.
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Do you feel this?
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Yeah, they re not tired.
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They also don t have mortgages.
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Yeah.
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There s a lot of shit going on.
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No, but their brains are just hyper-fast.
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Yeah, hyper-fast, and then no responsibilities and no stress, and they re being taken care of, so they re more relaxed.
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So the resolutions, like that s why years used to feel fucking forever when you re a kid.
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Right.
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Because your resolutions is like so high.
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You re just like getting every single thing.
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And as you get older, it s like you re getting like two frames a minute.
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Well, also like years used to feel so long because you only had lived five of them.
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You know, it s crazy.
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Another year?
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It s not like, Jesus Christ, this is going by so fast.
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I can t believe I m seven.
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But I do think there s an evolutionary thing, right?
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Your brain, just because you ve got to learn so much in those first, like, seven years of your life.
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You ve got to go from, like, not even, you know, understanding how to choose something to, like, do math.
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And running.
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And run.
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Yeah, you ve got to learn sports.
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You ve got to learn to make fun of a certain kid and not the other kid.
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But man, if you could pick up a guitar at five, holy shit.
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If you were really dedicated, imagine all those extra years of learning a musical instrument.
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I mean, I will say, it seems like any child prodigy musician makes shitty music.
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That seems to be a thing that I noticed.
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That s what I m always talking about.
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I m always like, who the fuck is letting Doogie Howser be their doctor?
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That s what doesn t fucking make sense.
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It s cool the kid s smart enough to become a doctor at 11, but no fucking grown person would be like, yeah, my doctor s an 11-year-old child.
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Doogie Howser, MD, that s my doctor.
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I ve selected him.
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Like, dude, you know who s fucking selecting that guy?
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The dude that tried to fucking show you the fucking monster books.
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Probably.
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Yeah.
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He s getting pedoed.
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Mmm.
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If you didn t reverse... I don t know what it is.
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Should we end with that?
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Yeah, I think we should.
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That s a good way to end this.
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I think so.
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This was fun.
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Thank you for having us back on.
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My pleasure.
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And again, your fucking new album is amazing.
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Thank you.
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It s classic Black Keys.
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It s so good.
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It s so good.
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Thanks, man.
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I ve listened to it at least 50 times.
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It s really good.
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I fucking love it.
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I gotta get a password to listen to it again.
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We ll send it to you in a minute.
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Soak it up.
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All right, anything else to tell people the day of the album it drops?
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April 5th.
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April 5th, there it is.
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Ooh, nice.
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Good photo.
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Look what she s doing to her fingers.
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That seems obscene.
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It s modeled after a photo that we found and we couldn t clear it.
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We couldn t find the owner, so that s actually Dan s girlfriend.
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Congratulations to you, Dan.
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Thank you.
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You ve done well.
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Thank you.
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Awesome.
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Well, again, it s amazing.
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Can t wait to be able to get it everywhere.
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I think it s right up there with all your best shit.
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Thanks, man.
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It s fucking awesome.
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Thank you.
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Appreciate you guys.
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Thank you, everybody.
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Bye.