0
SPEAKER_00
Knowing how to speak and understand a new language can be an invaluable tool when traveling, meeting new friends, or just even to master a new skill.
0
SPEAKER_00
But it s not always simple when you re bogged down by textbooks and structure classes.
0
SPEAKER_00
That s why so many people trust Rosetta Stone.
0
SPEAKER_00
Rosetta Stone is the most trusted language learning program available on desktop or as an app.
0
SPEAKER_00
It truly immerses you in the language you want to learn, like Spanish, French, Italian, Chinese, and more.
0
SPEAKER_00
You won t just be studying English translations.
0
SPEAKER_00
The Rosetta Stone intuitive process
0
SPEAKER_00
helps you pick up a language naturally, first with words, then phrases, then sentences.
0
SPEAKER_00
Don t put off learning that language.
0
SPEAKER_00
There s no better time than right now to get started.
0
SPEAKER_00
For a very limited time, listeners can get Rosetta Stone s lifetime membership for 50% off.
0
SPEAKER_00
Visit rosettastone.com slash rs10.
0
SPEAKER_00
That s 50% off unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your life.
0
SPEAKER_00
Redeem your 50% off at rosettastone.com slash rs10 today.
0
SPEAKER_01
Let me tell you.
0
SPEAKER_02
Cat Williams.
0
SPEAKER_02
Love it.
0
SPEAKER_01
Cat Williams.
0
SPEAKER_01
Fantastic.
0
SPEAKER_02
The first thing I said is I go, I hope we re good because last time they made me play from the tips, which is the farthest ones, and he goes, people don t make you do anything.
0
SPEAKER_02
You do what you want in life.
0
SPEAKER_02
I go, oh boy.
0
SPEAKER_02
So it s going to be like this.
0
SPEAKER_02
So it was actually, it s like a slow down Chris Rock on 33.
0
SPEAKER_02
Wisdom.
0
SPEAKER_02
Wisdom alert.
0
SPEAKER_02
Hi everybody, and welcome to Superfly.
0
SPEAKER_01
What I hear from people is, I just want to eavesdrop, or Superfly on the wall, you guys talking regular.
0
SPEAKER_01
So here we are.
0
SPEAKER_01
We don t have to entertain.
0
SPEAKER_02
We re talking regular.
0
SPEAKER_02
Some people don t know there is Superfly, which is the video component.
0
SPEAKER_02
And then we have the regular fly on the wall.
0
SPEAKER_02
But Dana, I ll get right to it.
0
SPEAKER_02
I just got in from a, Netflix is a joke has been going on in LA.
0
SPEAKER_02
So there s a lot of comedians and talented shows.
0
SPEAKER_02
It s crazy.
0
SPEAKER_02
And so it s fucking bananas, fucking nuts.
0
SPEAKER_02
And we ll talk about the roast in a second.
0
SPEAKER_02
But the first thing I did a golf tournament just for shits and giggles.
0
SPEAKER_02
And I said, team me up with a comedian because I don t know if you ve done charity golf things.
0
SPEAKER_02
I do it.
0
SPEAKER_02
I m not really a great golfer, but they re like, oh, for sure.
0
SPEAKER_02
When I do regular ones, it s for charity.
0
SPEAKER_02
And then you get there and you re teamed up with four contest winner, you know, for charity people that donated.
0
SPEAKER_02
Mm hmm.
0
SPEAKER_02
And the guys like I am.
0
SPEAKER_02
Who s Bob Squank Meyer?
0
SPEAKER_02
And I ll be with you for the next five and a half hours.
0
SPEAKER_02
And it s not even a meet and greet is in your car with you.
0
SPEAKER_02
So now you make up jokes or you just go out there and just wing it.
0
SPEAKER_01
So, you know, Bob Squankmeyer has seven Netflix specials.
0
SPEAKER_01
I just looked it up on my.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, he s a real guy.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, Bob s killing it.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, Bob, he s crushing revolutionary.
0
SPEAKER_02
That s on my regular.
0
SPEAKER_02
Just do you want to do a charity golf trip, which are all very good and well, and I ve done a lot of them.
0
SPEAKER_02
but sometimes it s hard because then they get wasted.
0
SPEAKER_01
So, right, the 19th hole starts early.
0
SPEAKER_01
Why does it always have to be golf for charity?
0
SPEAKER_01
Why couldn t it be checkers in an air-conditioned bar?
0
SPEAKER_01
It s just a checkers tournament.
0
SPEAKER_02
You would be good at like Sudoku or something tournament.
0
SPEAKER_01
Chess.
0
SPEAKER_01
I get my kings going.
0
SPEAKER_02
I ll get my kings.
0
SPEAKER_01
I get my kings going, man.
0
SPEAKER_01
Get my pawns marching forward.
0
SPEAKER_02
Pop.
0
SPEAKER_02
No, that s that s chess.
0
SPEAKER_02
That s too sophisticated.
0
SPEAKER_02
But today s was easier because I said there s comedians involved.
0
SPEAKER_02
And they said, oh, I don t want to do it.
0
SPEAKER_02
And they go, it s all comedians, a couple of athletes.
0
SPEAKER_02
So it wasn t really pair you up with four total strangers, which is fun for a while.
0
SPEAKER_02
But
0
SPEAKER_02
It s more like, uh, cause one s always shit faced.
0
SPEAKER_02
So they go, oh.
0
SPEAKER_02
And I said, oh, how about I could do it with Bill Burr or put me with, I think Anderson Tina was there, uh, Nate Bregazzi.
0
SPEAKER_02
So I said, there s a bunch that golf.
0
SPEAKER_02
So, and they re doing it.
0
SPEAKER_02
So they said, okay, great.
0
SPEAKER_02
Tina was golfing Tina Fey.
0
SPEAKER_02
No, she wasn t there.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, okay.
0
SPEAKER_02
It was, uh, just, uh, well, you knew most of the guys.
0
SPEAKER_02
So I get there and I go, where s my squad?
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, I also said Rob Lowe.
0
SPEAKER_02
So I see Rob Lowe.
0
SPEAKER_02
Are we together?
0
SPEAKER_02
No.
0
SPEAKER_02
I go, oh, don t do this to me.
0
SPEAKER_02
So they pair me up, but it still is fun because I wound up being with Keenan Allen, who s a wide receiver for the Chargers, who I know way out of my fantasy football team.
0
SPEAKER_02
Great, grand, wonderful.
0
SPEAKER_02
Athlete.
0
SPEAKER_02
Good athlete.
0
SPEAKER_02
And it s a scramble not to lose you with the lingo, but it means everybody hits and then you take the best ball.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, so I can drive, and then these football players will drive it farther, and then we take their ball, and I look good.
0
SPEAKER_01
Maybe you should be the de facto putter with your neck.
0
SPEAKER_01
I was.
0
SPEAKER_02
I was chip putter.
0
SPEAKER_01
You re lethal with a putter in your hands.
0
SPEAKER_02
I m actually good.
0
SPEAKER_02
Sometimes I come alive, and it was a really nice course.
0
SPEAKER_02
So I get there, I see Nate, I see all the guys, and then I go, oh, I m here waiting for Keenan Allen.
0
SPEAKER_02
No show.
0
SPEAKER_02
No show.
0
SPEAKER_02
Doesn t come.
0
SPEAKER_02
So we re in a foursome, but the foursome is Lemon Day.
0
SPEAKER_02
Cat Williams.
0
SPEAKER_02
Love it.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh, fantastic.
0
SPEAKER_02
and Blake Griffin.
0
SPEAKER_02
And so Kat goes, hey man, I can hear your voice all day.
0
SPEAKER_02
I m listening to your comedy all my life.
0
SPEAKER_02
He was so fucking funny and he was great.
0
SPEAKER_02
And he s so in the news lately with all these things.
0
SPEAKER_02
And he, the first thing I said is I go, I hope we re good because last time they made me play from the tips, which is the farthest ones.
0
SPEAKER_02
And he goes, people don t make you do anything.
0
SPEAKER_02
you do what you want in life.
0
SPEAKER_02
Oh boy.
0
SPEAKER_02
So it s going to be like this.
0
SPEAKER_02
So it was actually, it s like a slow down Chris rock on 33 wisdom, wisdom alert.
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_02
He gave me some, I go keep it coming dude.
0
SPEAKER_02
Cause this is what I want.
0
SPEAKER_01
If you can t keep your head down, nothing s going to go right today.
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_01
That was my best cat.
0
SPEAKER_02
It was good.
0
SPEAKER_02
Cat is a tough one.
0
SPEAKER_02
He s got a very unique voice.
0
SPEAKER_02
And he was a lot of fun.
0
SPEAKER_02
And we did pretty good, actually.
0
SPEAKER_01
But you know, we were talking to our friend Jerry Seinfeld recently about goats.
0
SPEAKER_01
And every once in a while, someone kind of owns the space of stand up.
0
SPEAKER_01
Chris Rock.
0
SPEAKER_01
has had multiple times doing that, late 90s, and we talked about Chappelle and Louis and Sebastian, but there was a time where I didn t know who Cat Williams was, and it was his first special on Netflix, and I said he reinvented the form with his physicality, his rhythm, everything.
0
SPEAKER_01
So I would put him right up there with anybody as a stand-up.
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, I asked Chris Rock, because I said, did you see him on this whatever?
0
SPEAKER_02
And he goes, this is a couple of weeks ago, and he goes, he, that first special came out, and it really
0
SPEAKER_02
You know, a lot of people, their first special is the one because it introduces you to such a wide audience.
0
SPEAKER_02
and then you do specials after that.
0
SPEAKER_01
But the first one, people- Well, there s a little bit of a story behind that, because I was getting ready to do a special when that came out, and I like to keep things kind of not super locked up, like just a head moving across a giant 60-inch Panavision.
0
SPEAKER_01
So I love the way his first one was shot, because he s very physical.
0
SPEAKER_01
He s running around, he s- Wide.
0
SPEAKER_01
He s using the mic and tying up like a horse with the chair and all this Panama, you know?
0
SPEAKER_01
And I go, and I said to the Netflix guy, man, I love the way Kat Williams special.
0
SPEAKER_01
He goes, well, we didn t do it.
0
SPEAKER_01
We weren t too happy with it, but we put it on anyway.
0
SPEAKER_01
He did it off label, maybe paid for it himself.
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_02
A lot of comics do it themselves and they sell it.
0
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_02
It s probably the way to go though.
0
SPEAKER_02
If he did it right.
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
0
SPEAKER_02
That s inside baseball right there.
0
SPEAKER_02
Well, then they all don t look the same.
0
SPEAKER_02
That s good.
0
SPEAKER_02
You know, you like that idea too.
0
SPEAKER_02
I think, um,
0
SPEAKER_01
Well, I don t like too much cuts.
0
SPEAKER_01
I don t want to be in an imaginary chair in a theater that flies.
0
SPEAKER_01
So you re watching a guy, like, waist up.
0
SPEAKER_01
All of a sudden, he s tiny.
0
SPEAKER_01
Then you re coming in the chair, right into his face.
0
SPEAKER_01
You know, like all these cuts every second.
0
SPEAKER_01
I like to hold for a little minute.
0
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, yeah.
0
SPEAKER_01
I ll direct your next special.
0
SPEAKER_02
I think I m doing one this year, yeah.
0
SPEAKER_02
I think you re doing one too.
0
SPEAKER_01
But directing, I m gonna direct it.
0
SPEAKER_02
Also, they also, I like in movies like Tarantino, they just hold on a two shot with people talking and never cut in.
0
SPEAKER_02
Just let s listen to them talk.
0
SPEAKER_02
I get it.
0
SPEAKER_01
Woody Allen, they call it the moving master, where the camera s just moving, it s a three shot, it s a two shot.
0
SPEAKER_01
And so you re not editorializing.
0
SPEAKER_01
For drama, you go smash cut, the monster just came.
0
SPEAKER_01
But for a comedian, if you go smash cut to their face, here comes the funny.
0
SPEAKER_01
You know, there s a reason the cowboy shot, David, explain to the audience what the cowboy shot is.
0
SPEAKER_01
I think the cowboy shot is waist up.
0
SPEAKER_01
Is if you had pistols on, they d be sort of mid-upper thigh.
0
SPEAKER_01
So that s what Johnny Carson, you know, Jack Parr started with this, Jimmy Fallon does it now.
0
SPEAKER_01
It s basically, the one person who had it better than most was Letterman.
0
SPEAKER_01
You wanna know why?
0
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, why?
0
SPEAKER_01
Because Letterman had the, the camera was actually on the stage with him, and he could walk into a closeup.
0
SPEAKER_01
So Letterman could be bad.
1
SPEAKER_01
He needed it and people do it.
1
SPEAKER_01
I think Fallon does it, but that s very effective that he s moving closer to you going.
1
SPEAKER_01
That s what I m thinking.
1
SPEAKER_01
Then he moves back for people watching this on YouTube.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s like, hey, you know what I mean?
1
SPEAKER_01
And then back here.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I like that.
1
SPEAKER_00
I like that.
1
SPEAKER_00
I like to teach.
1
SPEAKER_00
Thank you.
1
SPEAKER_00
Also, the roast was recently.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yes.
1
SPEAKER_01
Within the last few days, it s it s reverberating all over the world.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I think I was.
1
SPEAKER_00
I think Kat did a live special on Netflix the night before the roast, which I saw some of that interesting.
1
SPEAKER_00
And then they did.
1
SPEAKER_00
They re they re moving into more live.
1
SPEAKER_00
I got to tell y all don t want to know about.
1
SPEAKER_01
I was just what I was watching and what Chappelle always said, if you can t be funny, make sure your topics are really interesting.
1
SPEAKER_01
So Cat always goes into some global whatever motif.
1
SPEAKER_01
So you re going to go, what is he going to say?
1
SPEAKER_01
Things are happening that you don t know about on planet Earth.
1
SPEAKER_00
You know, it s really, you know, what s funny is, you know, my neck, my neck gives me trouble.
1
SPEAKER_00
We re golfing.
1
SPEAKER_00
So I m starting to push out toward the end, but I don t quit.
1
SPEAKER_00
I just say, I don t think I m going to drive.
1
SPEAKER_00
since we got powerhouse Blake cracking them.
1
SPEAKER_01
You re not a quitter.
1
SPEAKER_00
I ll just say not a quitter because he goes, we need you.
1
SPEAKER_00
So I said, OK, so we get up there and I don t take a drive.
1
SPEAKER_00
I don t take a drive.
1
SPEAKER_00
Then the next one.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s a par three, and he goes, I think you can hit the green for me.
1
SPEAKER_00
So I crack one about two feet from the green and he goes, and I go, oh yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
And he goes, this guy was in a hostile last hole and now he s jumping around like he s King Kong.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s so true.
1
SPEAKER_00
I was in a hostile cause my neck hurt and I was like.
1
SPEAKER_01
I don t know.
1
SPEAKER_01
Have you ever golf with Bill Burkus?
1
SPEAKER_01
His persona on stage would be like, you know, why do we have golf team?
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, you brought your head up.
1
SPEAKER_01
You brought your head up every time.
1
SPEAKER_01
You got to keep your head down.
1
SPEAKER_00
I will tell you, I saw Bill.
1
SPEAKER_00
He comes in late.
1
SPEAKER_00
What s going on?
1
SPEAKER_00
We go in.
1
SPEAKER_00
What do we do?
1
SPEAKER_00
We all go at the same time.
1
SPEAKER_00
And he s got his shirt untucked and he s got like drawstring sweats slash pajamas.
1
SPEAKER_00
And I go, oh, I think because it s Riviera, you got to you got to tuck in.
1
SPEAKER_00
He goes, tuck in what?
1
SPEAKER_00
I go, tuck in your shirt.
1
SPEAKER_00
I don t care if you do.
1
SPEAKER_00
I fuck, do we?
1
SPEAKER_00
What is this shit?
1
SPEAKER_00
There is a movement.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s got his drawstring out.
1
SPEAKER_00
I go, I don t think they want that either.
1
SPEAKER_00
I go, I got called in.
1
SPEAKER_00
I had to go buy shorts one time or pants because I had black sweats.
1
SPEAKER_00
I was cheating.
1
SPEAKER_00
And they go.
1
SPEAKER_00
Mm hmm.
1
SPEAKER_00
Don t try to pull sweat on us.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s with a cart.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s twelve hundred dollars for nine holes to play there.
1
SPEAKER_01
And you got a guy s jaw straight pants and a tank top holding a Bud Light with just one club.
1
SPEAKER_01
Let s do this.
1
SPEAKER_01
You know, yeah, it s like happy.
1
SPEAKER_01
Madison cannot play.
1
SPEAKER_00
Exactly.
1
SPEAKER_00
People live on the course.
1
SPEAKER_00
And I always go, you don t want to live on that first hole because six a.m.
1
SPEAKER_00
you re getting your coffee and here s some guys shank and go cunt.
1
SPEAKER_00
You re like, oh, I know.
1
SPEAKER_01
I once had an apartment and I looked over the first hole where they would tee off and I d open the screen door.
1
SPEAKER_01
It was in Hancock Park.
1
SPEAKER_01
And I could look out and in the morning I m having coffee and I just hear, fuck.
1
SPEAKER_01
God damn it.
1
SPEAKER_01
That s all I heard over and over again.
1
SPEAKER_00
Shank, bitch.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
OK, we ll talk about the roast quickly and then we ll get into topics, you know, but the roast was very good.
1
SPEAKER_00
You liked it, didn t you?
1
SPEAKER_01
Well, just to get into it from a different angle, they ve been having these for about 60, 70 years.
1
SPEAKER_01
I assume they had them in vaudeville.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s a very interesting psychosocial ... When you would watch the Dean Martin roast for you people over 70, it was cute compared to this.
1
SPEAKER_01
Love them.
1
SPEAKER_01
You can t help, it s a reality show that s so intense.
1
SPEAKER_01
I mean, it was, there were moments that were amazing.
1
SPEAKER_01
And you always wonder, the only question I d have for Tom Brady, it s been a few days later, are you glad you did it or wish you hadn t done it or have no opinion?
1
SPEAKER_00
Right.
1
SPEAKER_00
My question, Tom, is it s not, it can t be the money.
1
SPEAKER_00
Someone s going to say they threw a lot of money at him.
1
SPEAKER_00
It can t be the money because he s got too much.
1
SPEAKER_00
He ll never spend it.
1
SPEAKER_00
He ll never get to the end of it.
1
SPEAKER_01
So I think Tom Brady- I have a theory, but I wanna hear your theory.
1
SPEAKER_00
Oh, my theory is, first of all, it s fun.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s like authentic.
1
SPEAKER_00
You get to see behind the scenes.
1
SPEAKER_00
You never see Tom Brady say, fuck.
1
SPEAKER_00
You never get to see him with his helmet off for more than 10 minutes.
1
SPEAKER_00
That was fun for me.
1
SPEAKER_00
Great looking, chiseled, and sitting there and taking a fucking beating.
1
SPEAKER_00
And from some people he didn t know, and that s the hard part for me.
1
SPEAKER_00
I wouldn t do that part.
1
SPEAKER_00
I wouldn t get roasted.
1
SPEAKER_00
And even if I did, even if it was people I knew, you don t want to get it.
1
SPEAKER_00
People go too deep.
1
SPEAKER_00
They can t help it.
1
SPEAKER_01
Well, yeah, you know, it s one or two things.
1
SPEAKER_01
Either you re getting roasted and you don t have kids that are young teens, or you re getting roasted and you have kids that are young teens.
1
SPEAKER_01
So they might as well be sitting next to you on stage, because it s just going to blast out.
1
SPEAKER_01
So, you know, marriage and all that.
1
SPEAKER_01
The only thing I can think of, if Tom Brady at night ever checks comments from freaks
1
SPEAKER_01
that would be a version of that show going at him at all these angles because he s really good looking, he s worth a billion dollars, and he s the greatest athlete of all time.
1
SPEAKER_01
So he invites jealous hatred.
1
SPEAKER_01
These comedians just want to come up with the best joke.
1
SPEAKER_01
You can tell that no one, they all love him, but like the game of like what Kevin Hart came out with, laying the ground rules, Nikki Glaser came in strong.
1
SPEAKER_01
I mean, there were a lot of great jokes and hard to land in that audience.
1
SPEAKER_00
You want it to be concise.
1
SPEAKER_00
You want to do something no one else is doing.
1
SPEAKER_00
You don t want to overlap.
1
SPEAKER_00
We ll get into that because we have Nikki on fly on the wall.
1
SPEAKER_00
But, you know, the fact that you I ve done a roast and I ve actually done one.
1
SPEAKER_00
And when you re I was the host sort of like Kevin.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, they ve they ve gotten rougher over the years.
1
SPEAKER_00
You thought they were rough, but it wasn t just me.
1
SPEAKER_00
Right.
1
SPEAKER_00
It s getting.
1
SPEAKER_00
No, no.
1
SPEAKER_00
One of the overarching points is I thought a theme was
1
SPEAKER_00
Non-PC is back.
1
SPEAKER_00
I mean, that, that crowd was a lot of people and it was a great crowd, which is very hard to get.
1
SPEAKER_00
Almost everyone did well.
1
SPEAKER_00
And you can t sweeten it, it s a lot.
1
SPEAKER_01
In a long show, because you re following people that have destroyed, just killed, and then you re coming out.
1
SPEAKER_01
And a lot of there has to be some overlap.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s going to be about the jiu-jitsu guy with the wife, and it s going to be that maybe he s gay or whatever it is.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s no holds barred.
1
SPEAKER_01
But that was completely un-woke.
1
SPEAKER_00
Un-woke for sure.
1
SPEAKER_00
It was crazy.
1
SPEAKER_00
And everyone was going along with it.
1
SPEAKER_00
And there were some jokes that were crazy.
1
SPEAKER_00
I thought Tony Hinchcliffe, who does Kill Tony, the thing I told you I did about a couple of weeks ago was was he did a really good job because, you know, no pressure.
1
SPEAKER_00
He comes out of the audience.
1
SPEAKER_00
You notice that they don t really know who he is.
1
SPEAKER_00
He isn t a household name.
1
SPEAKER_00
He does something with Dana.
1
SPEAKER_00
Then he just walks up with a mic and he starts talking.
1
SPEAKER_00
And you re like, what is he doing?
1
SPEAKER_00
And then he says, I m Jeff.
1
SPEAKER_00
Then the people like, oh, this is kind of funny.
1
SPEAKER_00
Then wham, wham, wham.
1
SPEAKER_00
Then he s like, Rodney King, liver King.
1
SPEAKER_00
Remember that run?
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
Great one.
1
SPEAKER_00
That was a great one.
1
SPEAKER_01
Great, great, great, great jokes.
1
SPEAKER_01
And you re right.
1
SPEAKER_01
It does soften it a little bit.
1
SPEAKER_01
And you re coming out of the audience.
1
SPEAKER_01
Who is this guy rather than, you know, just low expectations.
1
SPEAKER_01
Or they re sitting up there.
1
SPEAKER_01
I mean, I think I saw Nick.
1
SPEAKER_01
She she kind of did a big sigh on one of the wide shots before she came out, because, you know, it s all these celebrities.
1
SPEAKER_01
You re seeing Kevin Hart kill and it s going on and on.
1
SPEAKER_01
Jeff Ross.
1
SPEAKER_01
And then, you know, it s a little nerve wracking.
1
SPEAKER_00
Dude, honestly, I think when I did the roast, you re supposed to do seven minutes or six minutes, and everyone last night did 15.
1
SPEAKER_00
I mean, it went forever.
1
SPEAKER_00
We ll get into that with Nikki, so you have to switch over.
1
SPEAKER_00
By the way, I ran into Drew Bledsoe today, and I was like, you must be, I said he did a good job, because for someone who they don t really know, for a casual viewer, Drew Bledsoe goes integral in the story of Tom Brady, and I think it got explained.
1
SPEAKER_00
Definitely going there to be like, I don t know, to show up there is hard.
1
SPEAKER_01
But you re mixing professional athletes with professional comedians.
1
SPEAKER_01
It s not a fair fight, just like comedians get their ass kicked on the football field.
1
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, but he even said we he goes, the athletes, I think, did better than the comedians would do playing football.
1
SPEAKER_01
And I said, OK, there you go.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_01
So I thought he handled himself great.
1
SPEAKER_00
He did.
1
SPEAKER_00
I thought he s cool.
1
SPEAKER_00
He s ten feet tall.
1
SPEAKER_00
I walked up with it.
1
SPEAKER_00
He goes, how are you?
1
SPEAKER_00
Drew Blood.
1
SPEAKER_00
So I go, oh, shit, you re just on the roast, dude.
1
SPEAKER_01
Oh, he s not one of those pipsqueak quarterbacks.
1
SPEAKER_01
He s an actual six for some of our little smaller.
1
SPEAKER_01
They really have five, nine and a half, 160 running out of the pocket.
1
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
1
SPEAKER_00
Kyler Murray plays for my Cardinals and he s for one anyway.
1
SPEAKER_00
Warmer, sunnier days are calling, Dana.
1
SPEAKER_00
Fuel up with...
2
SPEAKER_00
Factors no prep no mess meals meet your wellness goals in time for summer Thanks to the menu of chef crafted meals with options like calorie smart protein plus and keto factors fresh never frozen meals are Dietitian approved and ready to eat in just two minutes.
2
SPEAKER_00
So no matter how busy you are.
2
SPEAKER_00
You ll always have time to enjoy nutritious and
2
SPEAKER_00
Great tasting meals.
2
SPEAKER_00
That s right.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s right.
2
SPEAKER_01
They have, David, by the way, 35 different meals and more than 60 add-ons to choose from every week.
2
SPEAKER_01
So you ll always have new flavors to explore.
2
SPEAKER_00
That sounds crazy.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
Crush your wellness goals this May with dietitian-approved meals and ingredients that you can trust.
2
SPEAKER_01
Make your day delicious from breakfast to dessert.
2
SPEAKER_01
Stay fueled up with easy nutritious options.
2
SPEAKER_00
Treat yourself to restaurant quality meals that feature premium ingredients like filet mignon, my favorite, shrimp, blackened salmon.
2
SPEAKER_00
Keep kitchen time to a minimum.
2
SPEAKER_00
Factor meals are ready in two minutes.
2
SPEAKER_00
Wow.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
No shopping, no prepping, no cooking, no cleanup.
2
SPEAKER_01
effortless support for your lifestyle.
2
SPEAKER_01
Choose from six menu preferences to help you manage calories, maximize protein intake, avoid meat, or simply eat well-balanced, David.
2
SPEAKER_00
What you gotta do is head to factormeals.com slash superfly50.
2
SPEAKER_00
and use code superfly50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
2
SPEAKER_00
That s code superfly50 at factormeals.com slash superfly50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active.
2
SPEAKER_01
Hey David, can I ask you a question?
2
SPEAKER_01
Go right ahead.
2
SPEAKER_01
Why do you want to learn a new language?
2
SPEAKER_00
Where would you use it?
2
SPEAKER_00
And how would it come in handy?
2
SPEAKER_00
Well, I think I have to eventually go to France or go to one of these places and be a world traveler, get a crowbar in my wallet and spend some money.
2
SPEAKER_00
But, you know, I don t, I m a little nervous about going without knowing a language.
2
SPEAKER_00
And that s where Rosetta Stone would come in in that scenario, because yes, that s probably the best way to get in there and learn something.
2
SPEAKER_00
get the basics and more than the basics if you want, but this is the place for sure.
2
SPEAKER_01
Rosetta Stone is the most trusted language learning program available on desktop or as an app.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
And it immerses you.
2
SPEAKER_01
Do you know that word, David?
2
SPEAKER_01
Immerses you.
2
SPEAKER_00
I ve heard of it.
2
SPEAKER_00
In the language you want to learn.
2
SPEAKER_00
So it s not just like, hey, here s language, repeat after me.
2
SPEAKER_00
It s like, it makes you think in the language.
2
SPEAKER_00
It makes you talk in it.
2
SPEAKER_00
It gives you the actual local dialect.
2
SPEAKER_00
So you don t, you know, sound like a stiff guy.
2
SPEAKER_01
Speech recognition, built-in true accent feature.
2
SPEAKER_01
Pronounce-iate the words.
2
SPEAKER_01
Pronounce-iate.
2
SPEAKER_01
It s like having a personal trainer for your accent.
2
SPEAKER_00
By the way, 25 languages.
2
SPEAKER_00
So, you know, you got your Spanish s, you got your French s, you got your Italian s.
2
SPEAKER_00
I mean, all over the globe.
2
SPEAKER_00
It doesn t stop there.
2
SPEAKER_01
No, no.
2
SPEAKER_01
You will never go to a country where Rosetta Stone is not.
2
SPEAKER_01
You re not going to trip them up.
2
SPEAKER_01
No, no.
2
SPEAKER_01
Nope, nope, nope.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s lifetime access to 25 language courses Rosetta Stone offers for 50%.
2
SPEAKER_00
Whoa.
2
SPEAKER_00
That s a steal.
2
SPEAKER_00
I m going to say it.
2
SPEAKER_00
That is crazy.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
Don t put off learning that language.
2
SPEAKER_00
There s no better time than right now to get started for a very limited time.
2
SPEAKER_00
Superfly listeners can get Rosetta Stone s lifetime membership for that 50% off.
2
SPEAKER_00
Visit rosettastone.com slash superfly.
2
SPEAKER_00
That s 50% off unlimited accent to 25 language courses for the rest of your life.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, I m just going to say it.
2
SPEAKER_01
Redeem your 50% off at rosettastone.com slash superfly today.
2
SPEAKER_01
Oh, I just noticed today that Bernie Sanders announced at 82 that he s running for the United States Senate again.
2
SPEAKER_00
No, he s not, is he?
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
What is he right now, anything?
2
SPEAKER_00
He s a Senator.
2
SPEAKER_01
He s just running from Vermont.
2
SPEAKER_01
But it shows you the difference.
2
SPEAKER_01
Because when I do Biden, I go a little more softer.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, Joe Biden, what s he ever doing?
2
SPEAKER_00
He s fading out.
2
SPEAKER_01
But when I do Bernie, I m the billionaires and the millionaires are taking all the money.
2
SPEAKER_01
So you can see how well he s aging, that he still screams.
2
SPEAKER_00
I think he s learning to sound like you re not old.
2
SPEAKER_00
So he leans into it and goes louder.
2
SPEAKER_00
Biden fades out.
2
SPEAKER_01
buying counterfeits, how is that?
2
SPEAKER_01
I was thinking of Flight of Fancy because Obama and Clinton are running around doing things and just the idea of how do they talk about Biden amongst themselves when they re alone, you know?
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, Joe s, you know.
2
SPEAKER_01
Joe s Joe s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
I mean, Joe s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
Joe s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, of course.
2
SPEAKER_01
He s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
Why would you?
2
SPEAKER_01
Why would you even bring that up?
2
SPEAKER_01
I m just saying he s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s all.
2
SPEAKER_01
I m just saying he s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
Well, of course he is.
2
SPEAKER_01
Everyone knows he s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
Right.
2
SPEAKER_01
I mean, he is good, right?
2
SPEAKER_01
I just said he s good.
2
SPEAKER_01
He s very, very good.
2
SPEAKER_01
I mean, it s not a problem.
2
SPEAKER_01
OK.
2
SPEAKER_01
All right.
2
SPEAKER_01
All right.
2
SPEAKER_01
Whatever.
2
SPEAKER_01
We re in agreement.
2
SPEAKER_01
OK.
2
SPEAKER_01
He s good.
2
SPEAKER_00
And no, nobody cracks, so they go.
2
SPEAKER_00
What do I mean with the border?
2
SPEAKER_00
Exactly.
2
SPEAKER_00
They jump in.
2
SPEAKER_00
One guy gives a little bit, and the other one goes, well, yeah, the border.
2
SPEAKER_00
We should talk about that.
2
SPEAKER_01
Well, I mean, sometimes, I mean, sometimes when, you know, he s maybe not the most articulate, you know, kind of, I mean, you re not quite sure what he s saying sometimes.
2
SPEAKER_01
So that s all right.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s all right.
2
SPEAKER_01
I know.
2
SPEAKER_01
I know.
2
SPEAKER_01
He sits down.
2
SPEAKER_01
And he just sits down and he looks off and he itches his nose.
2
SPEAKER_01
And I tell him it s not a good look.
2
SPEAKER_01
And he goes very slow.
2
SPEAKER_01
Sometimes I got to yell at the TV.
2
SPEAKER_01
Oh, here comes Bernie.
2
SPEAKER_01
Don t proceed.
2
SPEAKER_01
Don t proceed.
2
SPEAKER_01
I m ready on day one to be president of the United States.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s a good Bernie.
2
SPEAKER_01
It s a lot of power.
2
SPEAKER_01
All right.
2
SPEAKER_00
Well, well, doesn t that make you tired?
2
SPEAKER_00
I d be I d be tired if I was Bernie.
2
SPEAKER_01
uh i m never tired because the millionaires you know the funny thing this is now frank had told me this he would do the millionaires and the billionaires we gotta tax him and then his accountant told him because his book sold well he s actually a millionaire so he dropped millionaires it s the billionaires it s like a witch hunt they re the ones we gotta get yeah
2
SPEAKER_00
It s also we don t need any cops and they all have security.
2
SPEAKER_00
It s like, well, if you have 24 hour security, sure, you don t need anything.
2
SPEAKER_00
But normal people might need.
2
SPEAKER_01
They re all guarded by a small army.
2
SPEAKER_01
We should defund the police.
2
SPEAKER_01
Excuse me.
2
SPEAKER_01
Get that Uzi out of my face.
2
SPEAKER_01
But keep it nearby.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
Anyway.
2
SPEAKER_00
Don t defund security, because I have a security team.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yes.
2
SPEAKER_01
And so, you know, there s all that political stuff going on.
2
SPEAKER_01
We d like to stir the pot a little bit.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, we re fucking edgy.
2
SPEAKER_01
We are edgy doing the stuff, going places where other people don t go.
2
SPEAKER_00
Our mayor in LA, you know, because there s crime here and everyone is running scared, but then she got robbed.
2
SPEAKER_00
They broke into her house and robbed.
2
SPEAKER_00
And so now she s like, fuck this noise.
2
SPEAKER_00
And sometimes it takes that.
2
SPEAKER_00
I don t want anything bad to happen to anyone.
2
SPEAKER_00
But sometimes it s like, oh, it even happens.
2
SPEAKER_01
So then they get a wake up call and go, oh, well, the mayor of San Francisco, I said, who knew that defund the police wouldn t work.
2
SPEAKER_01
So they re funding it again.
2
SPEAKER_00
Oh, they said that.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
I m all for just peace and harmony in neighborhoods.
2
SPEAKER_01
My goal for my government, the United States government, is to protect me from foreign adversaries, protect the country, and then protect me and my neighborhood.
2
SPEAKER_01
Those are my one and two values.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yours is to dodge taxes, I think you said the other night.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_00
I said, why are you hassling Wesley Snipes?
2
SPEAKER_00
Because he didn t pay $7 million in taxes.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s a little bit of an accountant, right?
2
SPEAKER_01
Or someone.
2
SPEAKER_00
I know some people, I don t know if anyone can thinks they get away with it, but it s, it s a tough one.
2
SPEAKER_00
You gotta, you can fudge and, and, you know, do your best within the laws, but man.
2
SPEAKER_00
You do not want to get caught and go to jail for that.
2
SPEAKER_01
If you talk to a tax guy and you just go, well, is that a write-off?
2
SPEAKER_01
They go, could be.
2
SPEAKER_01
Well, is it or isn t it?
2
SPEAKER_01
Don t know.
2
SPEAKER_01
It depends.
2
SPEAKER_01
Why don t we just take it?
2
SPEAKER_01
See what they say.
2
SPEAKER_00
We ll find out when you get audited.
2
SPEAKER_01
It s like interpreting the Bible or something like, yeah, I think so.
2
SPEAKER_00
And then you get audited and they go, you re on your own.
2
SPEAKER_00
Yeah, they audit Bernie.
2
SPEAKER_01
You re liars and you re cheats.
2
SPEAKER_01
I pay more than my fair share.
2
SPEAKER_01
I m Bernie Sanders.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s him talking to his wife.
2
SPEAKER_00
Also, someone write in the comments on YouTube whether IRS agents can carry a gun.
2
SPEAKER_00
I heard that someone told me the other day and I said they cannot.
2
SPEAKER_00
Okay, Dana, I m not gonna tell you that Golden Bachelor broke up with his wife after three months, because I don t think you re ready for that news, and you had such high hopes for them.
2
SPEAKER_01
I did.
2
SPEAKER_00
But when all the dust settles, and all the cameras go down, and every night isn t a helicopter date, and they have to go to Chili s, and it s the grind, he s like, fuck, I m out.
2
SPEAKER_00
It was that fast, like, come on, dude.
2
SPEAKER_00
It s not all gonna be confetti in the air,
2
SPEAKER_00
He s like Vegas dealer tapping.
2
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
2
SPEAKER_01
I m just sad.
2
SPEAKER_01
That s my statement on that.
2
SPEAKER_01
They were a cute couple.
2
SPEAKER_01
And I m sorry that they broke up because I think they could have started a family.
2
SPEAKER_01
And I hope.
3
SPEAKER_02
Nope, he doesn t date again immediately because he apparently isn t ready.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_00
I didn t want to tell you this news.
3
SPEAKER_02
Everyone said, do not tell Dana.
3
SPEAKER_02
Everyone said it.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
3
SPEAKER_02
This first little clip, look at this.
3
SPEAKER_02
If Wayne and Garth conceived a child, it would be Skrillex as a DJ.
3
SPEAKER_02
That s kind of funny.
3
SPEAKER_02
That s not bad.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s not a video, but it was like, yeah.
3
SPEAKER_01
Cha, it s frighteningly, it s, okay, wait a minute.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s frighteningly accurate.
3
SPEAKER_01
He does look a lot like us, Wayne.
3
SPEAKER_01
Wayne, Cha does, Garth, chill.
3
SPEAKER_01
I m looking at the Garth while you talk.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s pretty funny.
3
SPEAKER_01
This is very strange.
3
SPEAKER_01
I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
3
SPEAKER_02
And it rubbed your wiener?
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
3
SPEAKER_01
You never say what it does.
3
SPEAKER_02
No, you just leave it open.
3
SPEAKER_01
You just say that.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah, right.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
3
SPEAKER_01
He looks kind of like me, but he s better looking because I m Garth and I m humble.
3
SPEAKER_02
Waning Garth had a kid.
3
SPEAKER_01
What does that guy do?
3
SPEAKER_01
Is he a singer?
3
SPEAKER_02
He s a DJ, dude.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wake up.
3
SPEAKER_01
I m an old guy.
3
SPEAKER_01
I don t know all the young people reference.
3
SPEAKER_01
A DJ?
3
SPEAKER_01
Like Casey Kasem?
3
SPEAKER_01
A DJ?
3
SPEAKER_01
We all had a little record player.
3
SPEAKER_01
Did that make us a DJ?
3
SPEAKER_01
Look, I dropped a needle.
3
SPEAKER_01
Now give me a million dollars.
3
SPEAKER_01
Take me to Ibiza.
3
SPEAKER_01
I don t like it.
3
SPEAKER_01
Bluetooth.
3
SPEAKER_01
We had blue teeth.
3
SPEAKER_02
All right, go ahead.
3
SPEAKER_02
No edits.
3
SPEAKER_02
All right, don t hit it yet.
3
SPEAKER_02
Wait, wait, wait.
3
SPEAKER_02
I don t know what this is about.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh yeah, this is kind of funny.
3
SPEAKER_02
This is just, watch it play out.
3
SPEAKER_02
This is the mom giving the guy, be safe driving.
3
SPEAKER_02
We all do this.
3
SPEAKER_02
All right, play it.
3
SPEAKER_02
I m sure it ll stop.
3
SPEAKER_00
All right, here we go.
3
SPEAKER_01
Love ya.
3
SPEAKER_01
Love ya, we ll talk more.
3
SPEAKER_01
All right, drive safe.
3
SPEAKER_01
Watch out for idiots.
3
SPEAKER_00
Parents are always worried if you ride, because there s a lot of dumb drivers out there.
3
SPEAKER_00
And well, she definitely wasn t wrong.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, look it.
3
SPEAKER_02
After she just told him.
3
SPEAKER_02
And here s the surprise ending.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s his mom.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, it s his mom.
3
SPEAKER_01
His mom hit him accidentally.
3
SPEAKER_01
I didn t even get out of the way.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, not funny.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, man.
3
SPEAKER_01
That happened too many times in my childhood to laugh at.
3
SPEAKER_01
Your mom would run you over?
3
SPEAKER_01
Mom, no!
3
SPEAKER_01
My mom was too nervous to drive on the freeway.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, and when you were a kid?
3
SPEAKER_01
Or call long distance.
3
SPEAKER_01
She just had anxiety.
3
SPEAKER_01
Why?
3
SPEAKER_01
You know, people are people.
3
SPEAKER_01
They didn t have antidepressants.
3
SPEAKER_01
They said, here s a glass of water and do some push up and get out of my face.
3
SPEAKER_01
Ruff it.
3
SPEAKER_02
My dad used to say, I go, Dad, I got a headache.
3
SPEAKER_02
I ve been working for eight hours.
3
SPEAKER_02
I just want to lay down before dinner for a second.
3
SPEAKER_02
A rough day, Davey.
3
SPEAKER_02
You gonna make it?
3
SPEAKER_02
Why don t you lay down, take a little powder?
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, you got tough, don t you?
3
SPEAKER_02
I go, yeah, I do.
3
SPEAKER_02
Asshole goes, hey.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, I always thinking I was like a puss.
3
SPEAKER_02
I m like, I am a puss.
3
SPEAKER_01
But well, it was a different time.
3
SPEAKER_01
You know, parents were laissez faire.
3
SPEAKER_01
You didn t really see your parents much.
3
SPEAKER_01
You didn t hang out with your parents.
3
SPEAKER_01
You didn t have a phone to call your parents every second.
3
SPEAKER_02
That s true.
3
SPEAKER_02
I had a phone.
3
SPEAKER_02
I know he didn t give us his phone number.
3
SPEAKER_02
I never knew that growing up like that was his scam.
3
SPEAKER_02
He would we d wait for incoming calls, even though he lived a mile away.
3
SPEAKER_02
We didn t know where it was.
3
SPEAKER_02
Ah, that s, we need to do a whole Superfly just on that, David.
3
SPEAKER_02
I ll start crying.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay, the next dumb joke.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, this is funny.
3
SPEAKER_02
I thought you d laugh at this.
3
SPEAKER_02
Oh, okay.
3
SPEAKER_02
Arnold as a, I think it s a motorcycle.
3
SPEAKER_02
Here we go.
3
SPEAKER_03
This is the race.
3
SPEAKER_03
Go.
3
SPEAKER_03
Those are the different bikes.
3
SPEAKER_01
I like this.
3
SPEAKER_03
Someone s doing that.
3
SPEAKER_01
I see some of this stuff.
3
SPEAKER_01
Oh, when they go over the whoop-de-dees?
3
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I got it.
3
SPEAKER_01
There s different ones doing it.
3
SPEAKER_03
Okay, there s two or three guys.
3
SPEAKER_01
These fucking idiots and they re like, I think we got it on that one.
3
SPEAKER_01
I think we got it.
3
SPEAKER_01
Now we have a viral video.
3
SPEAKER_01
Yeah.
3
SPEAKER_01
And they ll never know it s me.
3
SPEAKER_01
And the thing about hearing that and the people and I go over the thing and I go...
3
SPEAKER_02
I think the angle we did work that it s going to go worldwide.
3
SPEAKER_01
Worldwide.
3
SPEAKER_01
Let me tell you something.
3
SPEAKER_01
I love one thing I love about Arlie always.
3
SPEAKER_01
He still always says, let me tell you something before he tells you something.
3
SPEAKER_01
Let me tell you something.
3
SPEAKER_01
You ve got to do pushups if you want to get stronger.
3
SPEAKER_01
Let me tell you something.
3
SPEAKER_01
You ve got to eat protein if you want to build the muscles.
3
SPEAKER_01
Let me tell you something.
3
SPEAKER_01
Why do you have to say, let me just say it.
3
SPEAKER_02
I like what about when you go, what about when you said, hey, Seinfeld, let me ask you a question.
3
SPEAKER_02
He goes, quit saying, can I ask you a question?
3
SPEAKER_01
I know, I know.
3
SPEAKER_01
I wanted to frame it so I wasn t interrupting, but don t say you re gonna ask me a question, then he said he had a bit about it.
3
SPEAKER_01
He was working on a bit.
3
SPEAKER_01
One thing I have to say that really made me laugh, I don t know if he, that every review,
3
SPEAKER_01
Which you got some good ones and any comedy gets people getting unfrozen, shitting on every comedy movie about every review had just sort of pastry references.
3
SPEAKER_01
This pop tart could be a bit sweeter, but this cake doesn t get baked.
3
SPEAKER_01
I mean, every single review was referring to dessert treats from the 1960s.
3
SPEAKER_01
This cereal got soggy.
3
SPEAKER_01
This, these cornflakes need a little more milk and this unfrosted could have used more frosting.
3
SPEAKER_01
Hi, I m Bill fleek flock for Time Magazine.
3
SPEAKER_02
Tony the tiger got hit with a tranquilizer gun.
3
SPEAKER_01
I wish this tart was sweeter.
3
SPEAKER_01
But in the end of the day, it leaves you wanting to eat something else.
3
SPEAKER_01
Hi.
3
SPEAKER_01
I write for Newsweek.
3
SPEAKER_01
I went to Harvard.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, I went to Harvard.
3
SPEAKER_02
I m reviewing this piece of shit.
3
SPEAKER_02
They go, Hi.
3
SPEAKER_02
I asked Tony the Tiger what he thought of this movie.
3
SPEAKER_02
And he said, It s OK.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s spotty.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s choppy.
3
SPEAKER_02
It starts out of the gate.
3
SPEAKER_02
A lot of jokes.
3
SPEAKER_02
And you re like, Tony the Tiger s talking more than he used to.
3
SPEAKER_02
I know.
3
SPEAKER_02
He used to just say, it s great.
3
SPEAKER_02
That was an old Hollywood minute joke.
3
SPEAKER_02
I said, I asked Tony the tiger what he thought of this movie.
3
SPEAKER_02
And he said, it s good at times, but it s a teensy bit long, but I d still go.
3
SPEAKER_02
I d go again.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s good times.
3
SPEAKER_01
No, he s going.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s pretty good time.
3
SPEAKER_01
Hmm.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s so-so.
3
SPEAKER_02
I thought Ron Froster was good and I was glad.
3
SPEAKER_01
It is.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s a really funny movie.
3
SPEAKER_02
If you haven t heard us with Seinfeld, we did an interview with him and it s over on...
3
SPEAKER_02
Fly on the wall, check your local listings, you can find it.
3
SPEAKER_01
Really fun.
3
SPEAKER_01
But he said, which is very Jerry, and he ll say in the thing, I can t wait to read bad reviews.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s very Jerry.
3
SPEAKER_01
Like he was looking forward to it, which is the best way to because it s a silly comedy.
3
SPEAKER_01
You know, I mean, what are you going to say?
3
SPEAKER_01
Either like it or you don t.
3
SPEAKER_01
I mean, it s only they used to review Sandler movies like Adam Sandler tried to make Apocalypse Now, but he ended up with grown ups.
3
SPEAKER_01
You know, they think his goal
3
SPEAKER_02
was unfrosted.
3
SPEAKER_02
It is not.
3
SPEAKER_02
There s not one serious line in the movie.
3
SPEAKER_02
It s unfrosted.
3
SPEAKER_02
It is no Godfather Associated Press AP wire.
3
SPEAKER_01
It s no aliens.
3
SPEAKER_02
Mine are like if they had a good review, it d be like.
3
SPEAKER_02
this movie really is a surprise.
3
SPEAKER_02
Like it wasn t even really that great of a review.
3
SPEAKER_02
And then at the bottom it would say like, Gern Blanston from the Daily Squeep Squad.
3
SPEAKER_02
You re like, the penny saver?
3
SPEAKER_02
What is it?
3
SPEAKER_02
Anything we ve heard of?
3
SPEAKER_02
No.
3
SPEAKER_01
I want to do a short film.
3
SPEAKER_01
So some movie actor is just being driven crazy by these reviews he s getting by this guy.
3
SPEAKER_01
So he meets him in a restaurant.
3
SPEAKER_01
He s just super angry at him.
3
SPEAKER_01
He sits down.
3
SPEAKER_01
He goes, yeah, I just don t like your reviews are mean, man.
3
SPEAKER_01
The guy goes,
3
SPEAKER_01
Well, I don t know.
3
SPEAKER_01
I just like to ride them the way I ride them.
3
SPEAKER_01
So then the guy goes, that s OK, I m going to leave now.
3
SPEAKER_01
And I understand.
3
SPEAKER_02
Yeah, that s kind of what it is.
3
SPEAKER_02
All right, load him up.
3
SPEAKER_02
Hang on.
3
SPEAKER_02
Don t play.
3
SPEAKER_02
Don t do it yet.
3
SPEAKER_02
Let me see if I can set it up.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay, set this up because I have no idea what this is.
3
SPEAKER_02
I don t even know what this is.
3
SPEAKER_02
I send them.
3
SPEAKER_02
Okay, let s just play it.
3
SPEAKER_00
An employee framed his boss, but how he did it should honestly terrify everyone.
3
SPEAKER_00
Desondarian was an athletic director at a Baltimore high school who wasn t getting along with the principal and wanted to take him down.
3
SPEAKER_00
So here
4
SPEAKER_01
and released some audio of the principal going on a racist rant.
4
SPEAKER_01
Here s just a small clip of that.
4
SPEAKER_01
Ungrateful black kids who can t test their way out of a paper bag.
4
SPEAKER_01
This audio was sent to media outlets and posted on social media, and it spread like wildfire.
4
SPEAKER_01
The principal started getting doxxed, was receiving death threats, and was put on leave, losing his job.
4
SPEAKER_01
The principal denied it all, but there s audio evidence, so it s pretty hard to deny, right?
4
SPEAKER_01
Well, it turns out this was all AI generated by the athletic director... Scary.
4
SPEAKER_01
a few seconds of the principal s real voice to have artificial intelligence clone it and generate a fake racist rant.
4
SPEAKER_02
That s it.
4
SPEAKER_03
Wow.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, man.
4
SPEAKER_03
The future is here.
4
SPEAKER_03
AI.
4
SPEAKER_03
I m going to go grab the real Dana because I feel bad about this.
4
SPEAKER_02
Hold on.
4
SPEAKER_02
I ll be right back.
4
SPEAKER_02
It s more like AI auto.
4
SPEAKER_03
Hey, what happened?
4
SPEAKER_03
Did we start?
4
SPEAKER_02
Did we start yet?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, hi, Dan.
4
SPEAKER_03
Is that the real one?
4
SPEAKER_03
No, I just got in.
4
SPEAKER_03
I had technical issues.
4
SPEAKER_03
What happened?
4
SPEAKER_02
Well, we were just talking to someone that we thought was you.
4
SPEAKER_02
There was a Dana guy.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s scary.
4
SPEAKER_02
I m still doing it.
4
SPEAKER_03
There was a dating.
4
SPEAKER_02
Now, did you hear when I said more like a I oughta.
4
SPEAKER_03
Do you know that I had a catchphrase on I tried to make a catchphrase the first season was like a gangster guy and it was like kind of a gangster guy and it was like, well, I ought to pound you.
4
SPEAKER_03
Well, I ought to pound.
4
SPEAKER_02
That sounds familiar.
4
SPEAKER_02
Maybe you were saying it because I didn t.
4
SPEAKER_03
I maybe did it twice.
4
SPEAKER_03
I did it in the Steve Gutenberg show and Lawrence.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, you did it.
4
SPEAKER_03
And Lauren was into it.
4
SPEAKER_03
It was a sketch.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, I think it could be could be a national catchphrase.
4
SPEAKER_03
Could be.
4
SPEAKER_03
I ought to pound you.
4
SPEAKER_03
I like you kind of come down.
4
SPEAKER_03
I ought to pound.
4
SPEAKER_03
I ought to pound you.
4
SPEAKER_03
I must have seen in some 1948 movies starring John Lovett s when he was a fetus.
4
SPEAKER_02
You know, as funny as seeing Chloe.
4
SPEAKER_02
Mm hmm.
4
SPEAKER_02
Fineman.
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, hers hasn t aired yet.
4
SPEAKER_02
We just interviewed Chloe and she s on fly on the wall.
4
SPEAKER_02
From Saturday Night Live, Chloe Fineman.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
And then she said Dua Lipa was coming on.
4
SPEAKER_02
And so we were talking about what the promos were going to be.
4
SPEAKER_02
She had to think of an impression.
4
SPEAKER_02
And then like the next day I saw her with Dua Lipa, they were doing the promo and she had to do an impression of her.
4
SPEAKER_03
Well, all you do is just say, if you can t do the impression, I ve said this before, always say the name of the person you re doing.
4
SPEAKER_03
I m Dua Lipa.
4
SPEAKER_03
Hi, I m Dua Lipa.
4
SPEAKER_03
And then you re halfway there, but just say the name.
4
SPEAKER_03
Funny wig.
4
SPEAKER_03
You ll be free.
4
SPEAKER_03
No, the AI thing, the future s arriving.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s kind of scary.
4
SPEAKER_03
Although if they get the digital down, we can make a brand new Wayne s World 3 that looks exactly like Mike and I in our getups circa 1948.
4
SPEAKER_02
It turns out it looks like claymation.
4
SPEAKER_02
You re like, that s not good enough.
4
SPEAKER_02
Looks like the California raisins.
4
SPEAKER_03
AI fucked us.
4
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
Fuck AI.
4
SPEAKER_02
I m pissed at it.
4
SPEAKER_02
That s my stance.
4
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
4
SPEAKER_02
This one is... I don t even know what I m showing.
4
SPEAKER_02
Is this funny?
4
SPEAKER_02
That s good.
4
SPEAKER_00
Can I send this?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, you can stop it.
4
SPEAKER_02
I think I was saying how bad music is.
4
SPEAKER_03
Well, first of all, it was compelling.
4
SPEAKER_03
Second, it had a good beat.
4
SPEAKER_02
I actually... It drew me in.
4
SPEAKER_02
I don t even know what I was thinking when I sent that one.
4
SPEAKER_02
I think I thought it was so stupid, but there s worse.
4
SPEAKER_02
And we all agree, there are worse dumb songs.
4
SPEAKER_02
But don t pull it out, it s too hard.
4
SPEAKER_02
We ll do it next week.
4
SPEAKER_02
So we ll pull up a dumber one if this bit isn t cut.
4
SPEAKER_03
We re looking at way too much stuff, man.
4
SPEAKER_03
I know.
4
SPEAKER_03
Do you ever have your phone scold you?
4
SPEAKER_03
You were down last week.
4
SPEAKER_03
You only spent seven hours a day on the phone looking at things.
4
SPEAKER_02
I know.
4
SPEAKER_02
When I see that, I go- Shame on you.
4
SPEAKER_02
It says, oh, you ve been on the phone 23 hours a day.
4
SPEAKER_02
I m like, we got to pump them numbers up.
4
SPEAKER_02
Well, I ve got an exercise ring.
4
SPEAKER_03
Well, you didn t do so good today, but there s always tomorrow.
4
SPEAKER_03
The fuck?
4
SPEAKER_03
Just because I don t have my phone in my pocket.
4
SPEAKER_03
I walked nine miles, bitch.
4
SPEAKER_02
People, I say I put my phone down, then I ran for like two hours.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah, I left my phone in the car and then I get scolded at night, right, as I m trying to fall into magnificent REM slumber.
4
SPEAKER_03
And I got some voice told me.
4
SPEAKER_03
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
And then I still got a girl.
4
SPEAKER_02
And then I and then I leave you voice text.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
Did you work out today?
4
SPEAKER_02
What are these two beauties?
4
SPEAKER_02
I don t know if this is even anything.
4
SPEAKER_02
We ll cut it.
4
SPEAKER_02
Dana.
4
SPEAKER_02
David.
4
SPEAKER_02
Hey, we are your biggest fans.
4
SPEAKER_02
My name is James.
4
SPEAKER_02
It s my dad, Troy.
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, it s a question for you.
4
SPEAKER_01
Absolutely.
4
SPEAKER_01
Take it away.
4
SPEAKER_01
What is your favorite pickup line?
4
SPEAKER_01
What s your favorite line?
4
SPEAKER_01
We d like to know.
4
SPEAKER_01
We need to know.
4
SPEAKER_01
Thank you.
4
SPEAKER_01
I love you guys.
4
SPEAKER_03
Ah.
4
SPEAKER_02
Danny, you haven t done these for a while.
4
SPEAKER_03
I ll steal Nicholas Cage, because when I did the movie Trapped in Paradise with him, and he saw an attractive young woman that he liked, he d say, if I were to send you flowers, where would I send them?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, that s not bad.
4
SPEAKER_02
That was a pretty good one.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
My buddy in high school used to say, this face is leaving in five minutes, be on it.
4
SPEAKER_02
I would say, be on it.
4
SPEAKER_03
It s more than one line, most comedians just, if you can make a woman laugh, I think that s the key.
4
SPEAKER_03
So what would be your opening line?
4
SPEAKER_03
I m David Spade, I m rich and famous and really, really smart.
4
SPEAKER_02
No, you say, hi, I m Danny Carvey.
4
SPEAKER_02
No, you go like this.
4
SPEAKER_02
I m sorry, are you in 31 movies and five TV shows?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh wait, that s me, how are you?
4
SPEAKER_02
I m Dana.
4
SPEAKER_03
I would say the most attractive line you can say, which happened to me back in the day in the clubs.
4
SPEAKER_03
So I m waiting to go on stage, it s packed, 250 people.
4
SPEAKER_03
And then a young woman would come up and start talking to me.
4
SPEAKER_03
And my pickup line was, I gotta go.
4
SPEAKER_03
And I gotta go on stage, stand on a platform and pretend to be confident for an hour.
4
SPEAKER_03
That s a good trick.
4
SPEAKER_03
But seriously, greatest pickup line.
4
SPEAKER_03
Well, first of all, what s a bad one?
4
SPEAKER_02
No, here s a funny one that my friend said that he was standing with Kevin Nealon at this hotel checking in.
4
SPEAKER_02
Nealon s got some great lines.
4
SPEAKER_02
And he said, and these two girls walk by and Kevin goes, oh my God, we were just talking about you two.
4
SPEAKER_02
Isn t that funny?
4
SPEAKER_02
Just two strangers.
4
SPEAKER_03
Kevin has so many dry one-liners.
4
SPEAKER_03
I d say it s like, do you find me attractive?
4
SPEAKER_03
No, that s that s me with my wife.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh, what s yours?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, no.
4
SPEAKER_02
Ask Heather, what s her favorite line from a guy?
4
SPEAKER_02
Oh, yeah.
4
SPEAKER_02
Heather, have you had a good one from a guy before you wrap this thing up?
4
SPEAKER_02
Well, most of our games just go, hey, you got to give something else, give a curveball.
4
SPEAKER_02
Even if you throw like, you know, you know.
4
SPEAKER_02
Goddamn ferret.
4
SPEAKER_02
You could do anything.
4
SPEAKER_02
Put a meerkat like this.
4
SPEAKER_03
I may be self-deprecating.
4
SPEAKER_03
Hey, I m really bad at pickup lines.
4
SPEAKER_03
So what I m saying right now is my pickup line that I m not good at pickup lines.
4
SPEAKER_03
No.
4
SPEAKER_02
I think if it s a DM, if you literally put anything, they know you re hitting on them.
4
SPEAKER_02
So it s not like you need a whole soliloquy.
4
SPEAKER_03
So no one sidles up in a bar anymore or beautiful fire emoji, fire emoji.
4
SPEAKER_03
Can I buy you a cocktail about the glass of Chardonnay?
4
SPEAKER_02
No, I know girls that say guys just do not know them as go.
4
SPEAKER_02
You want to go to Paris this weekend?
4
SPEAKER_02
And then I m like, oh, that s good.
4
SPEAKER_02
Well, you were actually gone last weekend.
4
SPEAKER_02
They re like, yeah, I went to Paris.
4
SPEAKER_02
I go, hmm.
4
SPEAKER_02
Stranger.
4
SPEAKER_02
Yeah.
4
SPEAKER_03
I just don t want men to be judged by the size of their wallet.
4
SPEAKER_03
Oh yeah, what is that from?
4
SPEAKER_03
That s from... That was Martin Sheen to Charlie Sheen.
4
SPEAKER_00
Oh yeah, Wall Street.
4
SPEAKER_03
In the Michael Douglas Wall Street.
4
SPEAKER_03
And he hit wallet so hard, I think we built a whole sketch on it.
4
SPEAKER_03
That s funny.
4
SPEAKER_03
People just hitting one word really, you know.
4
SPEAKER_03
Listen, I m sorry, but I don t have any pickup lines.
4
SPEAKER_03
There you go.
4
SPEAKER_02
That s pretty good.
4
SPEAKER_02
You did that pretty good.
4
SPEAKER_02
Don t proceed.
4
SPEAKER_02
Don t proceed.
4
SPEAKER_02
Okay.
4
SPEAKER_02
We learned a lot today.
4
SPEAKER_02
We learned about the roast.
4
SPEAKER_02
We learned about my golfing experience today.
4
SPEAKER_02
Um, and we went over some stuff.
4
SPEAKER_02
I think we really hit a home run.
4
SPEAKER_03
I traded from the sunglasses to the regular readers 13 times throughout the podcast.
4
SPEAKER_03
That was a record.
4
SPEAKER_02
And, uh, we appreciate everyone tuning in.
4
SPEAKER_02
We love you watching the, uh, YouTube and leaving comments and we read them and, um,
4
SPEAKER_02
We hear you and we feel you come see me on the road.
4
SPEAKER_02
David Spade dot com coming to.
5
SPEAKER_00
What s the next town?
5
SPEAKER_01
Give me a date.
5
SPEAKER_00
I think I m going to Las Vegas at the old Venetian with Nikki Glaser.
5
SPEAKER_00
And then that s it.
5
SPEAKER_00
Say it again.
5
SPEAKER_00
Oh, yeah.
5
SPEAKER_00
Atlanta and Savannah and a couple others back east.
5
SPEAKER_00
So.
5
SPEAKER_01
How many times can you go back to a city and play it?
5
SPEAKER_00
I keep going.
5
SPEAKER_00
I keep going.
5
SPEAKER_01
Is this your ninth Atlanta visit?
5
SPEAKER_00
North Carolina.
5
SPEAKER_00
I m doing Asheville.
5
SPEAKER_00
I m doing all these there.
5
SPEAKER_00
One in Kentucky.
5
SPEAKER_00
It s going to be really like beep, boop, bop, boop, beep, bop, beep.
5
SPEAKER_01
One question.
5
SPEAKER_01
I want you to do this on your next gig out there just because it ll make you laugh.
5
SPEAKER_01
It ll make me laugh knowing you re going to do it.
5
SPEAKER_01
You come out and you go, if it s Atlanta, what s up Atlanta?
5
SPEAKER_01
That s it.
5
SPEAKER_00
That s your first line.
5
SPEAKER_00
I do it anyway.
5
SPEAKER_00
Every city I say, what s up, Atlanta?
5
SPEAKER_01
But like that, proclaiming it, like, what s up, Atlanta?
5
SPEAKER_01
What s up, Atlanta?
5
SPEAKER_01
Then I go like this.
5
SPEAKER_01
All right, then, dude, are you ready to party?
5
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
5
SPEAKER_00
Are you ready to party?
5
SPEAKER_00
No, I talk, I talk about the eclipse for a half hour for some reason, but I had good shows this weekend is a blast in Florida.
5
SPEAKER_00
So big theaters, theaters were real.
5
SPEAKER_00
I like when it s a really nice theater.
5
SPEAKER_00
and they ve got this buffoon in there, and they did it for some Tchaikovsky or something.
5
SPEAKER_00
Meanwhile, I m like this.
5
SPEAKER_01
Well, sometimes the sound can be bad, good, or really good.
5
SPEAKER_01
If you get out there with a mic and it s the right balance between the monitors and you, and you know you can do this, and then hit a line like, what s up, and go back, and you know that it s filling the theater perfectly,
5
SPEAKER_01
It really helps.
5
SPEAKER_01
I played at a casino last year and it just, I thought, wow.
5
SPEAKER_01
But I went out and the sound was just fantastic.
5
SPEAKER_00
You know, you get there and it s four card tables taped together and you re like, oh, this is going to be a rough one.
5
SPEAKER_00
But we do it.
5
SPEAKER_00
We love it.
5
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
5
SPEAKER_01
We want some more of it.
5
SPEAKER_01
All right.
5
SPEAKER_01
Thanks, guys.
5
SPEAKER_01
Thanks, Dana.
5
SPEAKER_01
Thanks.
5
SPEAKER_01
Thanks for joining me, David.
5
SPEAKER_01
Hold on just a second.
5
SPEAKER_01
What is he doing?
5
SPEAKER_01
What is this guy doing?
5
SPEAKER_01
Hi, I m Dana s digital copy.
5
SPEAKER_01
Oh, you re going to say bye?
5
SPEAKER_01
I m saying goodbye on behalf of Dana.
5
SPEAKER_00
Okay.
5
SPEAKER_00
Bye-bye, Dana.
5
SPEAKER_00
Bye-bye.
5
SPEAKER_00
Bye-bye.
5
SPEAKER_00
This has been a presentation of Odyssey.
5
SPEAKER_00
Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Charlie Finan of Brillstein Entertainment, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.
5
SPEAKER_00
Hope you liked it.