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Hey, everybody, Bill Kasky here.
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It s Christmas week, and Brian has already left the building, and he left me no instructions at all on what to do.
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But I have a feeling I would know if he were here.
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So if we would have sat down and talked about what should we do for our Christmas episode, there are three things that I think we would both come up with.
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Number one, we really honestly do want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and thank you for your support during 2017.
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We have built the podcast and it s on your back so we ve built it.
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You are awesome about referring us to your friends and colleagues and our numbers just continue to climb each year.
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So we really do appreciate the emails and the voicemails and your support along the way.
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Number two, I know he would want to join me in having you watch planes, trains and automobiles.
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It s the John Candy Steve Martin movie that came out a long time ago.
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It s a great holiday movie, even though it s really a Thanksgiving focused movie.
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It s just a great holiday movie.
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It s got a lot of laughs and a lot of profound thoughts in it.
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So we want you to watch that and think of us.
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The third thing.
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that I know how much we love music, and we talk about music a lot on the podcast.
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We have a treat for you, or I do, and it s something that you ve probably heard before, but I gotta tell ya, every time I hear it around the holidays, it brings a smile to my face, so we re going to let Adam Sandler take us out.
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Once again, have a great holiday, a great new year, and we will check you out in 2018.
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Bye.
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All right, Chicago!
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Put on your yarmulke It s time for Hanukkah So much fun to come To celebrate Hanukkah
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Hanukkah is the festival of life.
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Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
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But when you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, here s a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.
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David Leroy, Lights the menorah So do James Codd, Kirk Douglas and the Weasel Paul LeShorah
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Guess who is together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Shenandoah and Arthur from Derrida Barnum is half Jewish, Goliath s half Jew Put them together, what a fine looking show
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OJ SAMPSON!
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Not a Jew.
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But guess who is Hall of Famer Rod Carew?
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He can burn it.
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We got Ann Landers and her sister, dear, Abby.
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Harrison Ford is a quarter Jewish.
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Not too shabby.
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Some people think that Evan is a Scrooge s.
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Well, he s not.
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But guess who is?
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All flesh.
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And the jewels are in the shop as well Time goes, isn t it?
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But I heard it s aging, isn t it?
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Tell your friend Veronica It s time to celebrate Hanukkah I hope I ll get a harmonica Of this lovely, lovely Hanukkah Sure, drink your gin and tonic up Thanks for your
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Happy Hanukkah!
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Respect.