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Get emotional with me, Radhi Devlukia, in my new podcast, A Really Good Cry.
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We re going to be talking with some of my best friends.
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I didn t know we were going to go there on this.
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People that I admire.
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When we say listen to your body, really tune in to what s going on.
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Authors of books that have changed my life.
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Now you re talking about sympathy, which is different than empathy.
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Never forget, it s OK to cry as long as you make it a really good one.
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Listen to A Really Good Cry with Radhi Devlukia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Hi, this is Kurt Woodsmith.
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You remember me from such TV comedies as That 70s Show and That 90s Show on Netflix.
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I ll never forget the words that my grandfather said just before he kicked the bucket.
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He said, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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People ask me where I get my dad jokes from.
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I tell them to listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast.
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Listen to Daily Dad Jokes every day on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Every family has an origin story, one passed down through the generations.
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Mine happens to be a mystery involving my great-great-grandmother left behind in Sicily.
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I m Jo Piazza, and my new podcast will transport you to the gorgeous island of Sicily as I trace my roots back through a whodunit for the ages.
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Listen to The Sicilian Inheritance on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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What about playing, when you were back in Houston, playing with old ball hog?
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Was that fun?
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James Hart.
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I loved playing with James.
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He was great.
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I got nothing about it.
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I just wanted to call him a ball hog.
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Hello, everyone.
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It s me, Daniel Tosh.
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Where are my dogs at?
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Guys, you wouldn t know it just by looking at me, but I m less than 24 hours away from having my first colonoscopy.
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And I m going to give you all the information once I go through the procedure.
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But let me tell you what I ve learned so far.
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A colonoscopy
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is one of the few cancer screening things that s preventative.
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Nowadays, you can just poop in an envelope and mail it to them.
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But that doesn t do what this does.
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If you actually go in and get the full colonoscopy, they
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will see, is it polyps?
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Yes.
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And they will remove them on the spot, which can turn into bad stuff down the road.
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I m 48 years old, and my doctor said, I think it s time for you to do this.
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You used to be 40, but they re like, if you don t have any history, colon cancer in your family, you probably can wait a little bit longer.
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And then I asked my mom, I was like, she s like, well, you know, your grandma died of colon cancer.
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And I m like, mom!
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You should have told me that. 
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And she s like, well, she was 99.
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And she s like, she had to die from something.
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So yeah, colon cancer is what got her.
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So I m going tomorrow and, you know, fingers crossed things are good.
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Now today, as you know, or may not know, I m fasting.
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I can only drink clear liquids.
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So yeah, and then I have to take some laxatives and some other stuff that I m gonna mix with the drinks and it s gonna be awful.
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And I m just gonna flush out my colon until 2 a.m.
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when I need to be pooping pure, clean water that you can drink.
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That s what I m told.
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By 2 a.m., you should be able to drink from my sphincter.
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Anyway, yesterday was the last day that I was able to eat.
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So where do you think I went for my final meal?
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Like a good Italian meal.
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A good Italian meal.
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That, oh, that would have been my second choice.
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I went to a Dodger game.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Just fueled up on everything.
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Nothing cleans out my colon like seven plus innings at Chavez Ravine.
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But today, today it s Chandler Parsons.
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Chandler Parsons.
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So I do research for our guests before we come on, and I was researching him.
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And if you research Chandler Parsons, you know, former NBA player, got into a bad car accident, you ll find out all about it.
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But anyway.
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The questions on there, like the first thing comes like, where did he play college?
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Where did he play in the NBA?
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Then the third thing, why did Chandler lose his job?
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And I m like, what is this about?
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Oh, he quit on Christmas so that he could be home with Monica.
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And I m like, oh, Google just switches to Chandler from Friends.
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And I m like, these questions don t help me at all.
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I m actually, normally when people are on this show,
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I have one goal.
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I want people at home to know why I find them interesting.
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Because usually they re pretty funny people.
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They re good at what they do.
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I just find them fascinating.
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But today, I m going to take probably a different approach because this is someone that I don t want to come across in a positive way because my wife
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finds him very attractive.
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And I know there s nothing I could do about it.
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Like if he s like, you know what, I want your wife.
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I d be like, oh shit.
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I guess she s yours now.
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I don t, because she already likes you and there s nothing I can do to him physically.
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You know, Chandler, he s so much bigger than you realize.
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You think, oh, you were just a 6 6 guy in the NBA, but then you re like, oh, you were 6 8.
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And then you touch him and you re like, oh, you re pretty solid.
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It s not good.
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Hopefully he s not interested.
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He s happily married with children.
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So he probably has no interest in my wife.
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But what if he s like, you know what?
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I m just going to do it because I can.
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And he takes my wife from me.
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Enjoy.
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Every family has skeletons in their closet.
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Mine certainly does.
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Ones that go back a hundred years and reach thousands of miles back to our hometown in Sicily.
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Ever since I can remember, my relatives told the story of my great-great-grandmother who was killed by the mafia.
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I m Joe Piazza, and in my new podcast, I m taking on a generational vendetta, visiting the scene of the crime, confronting mafia experts, tracking down Italian officials, and even consulting mediums to set the record straight on my great-great-grandmother s mysterious disappearance.
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And in between the fact-finding missions, I ll be drinking a lot of wine and eating all of the pasta.
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Come to Italy with me to solve this 100-year-old murder mystery.
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Listen to The Sicilian Inheritance on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Every week on Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso, I invite an artist, writer, or politician to come to the table and speak from the heart, in ways I imagine you haven t heard from them before.
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Some of my favorites are with Tom Hanks, Margaret Atwood, Questlove, Cate Blanchett, and Oscar Isaac.
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If that sounds like a varied group of people, it s because it is.
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I always wanted to make a show where one week we could sit with a politician like Beto O Rourke, the next an author like Min Jin Lee, or TV titans like Bill Hader and Quinta Brunson.
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Basically, this is a podcast driven by curiosity and an abundance of research.
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Conversations where people actually start to sound like people.
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In recent weeks, I sat with Dan Levy, Ava DuVernay, Benny Safdie, and the editor of The New Yorker, David Remnick.
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You can listen to Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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I hope to see you there.
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Hey, I m Jay Shetty, and I m the host of On Purpose.
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On Purpose s mission is to create impactful conversations to help you become happier, healthier, and more healed.
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This week, I talked to Tiffany Haddish in a hilarious, deep, thoughtful interview where we dive into family trauma, grief, sobriety, love, and dating.
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You ll be laughing, crying, and have so many impactful takeaways after this interview.
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I had this like, you know, homie lover friend for a long time.
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He s very disrespectful to me, very kind of messed up to me.
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But in my mind, we could get married.
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We had the most beautiful babies.
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He handsome.
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I m pretty like it would be so cool.
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He s smart and intellectual.
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I m kind of smart.
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I think like it would be fun.
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We have the best conversations like we have fun.
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But then he would treat me like crap.
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Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast
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or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Trust me, you won t want to miss this one.
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Today in the studio, we have a tall, handsome, rich, athletic, absolute stud of a man with a 12-inch slong who has banged hundreds of women.
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We also have my guest, former NBA player and TV commentator Chandler Parsons.
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I ll take that.
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That was better than I expected.
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Well done.
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Let me tell you something about that intro.
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Last night, I m writing down what I m gonna say, and I call my wife over and I say, hey, which is funnier, implying that I ve banged hundreds of women or that I have a smoking hot wife?
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And she goes, banging hundreds of women.
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And then she walked away.
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You married the right one.
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Chandler, do you believe in ghosts?
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No.
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Okay.
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I don t.
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Do you?
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Me?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Big into ghosts.
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Love shows about ghosts.
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Really?
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No, I don t know if I can do any of that stuff.
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You re from Florida?
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Born and raised in Orlando, Florida.
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Are you Orlando, but not Orlando?
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I m from, I say Orlando, I was born in Winter Park.
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That also sounds fancier.
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Rich, rich.
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No, no.
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It is.
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I grew up in Castleberry, which is a real white trash.
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I m from Titusville, so.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, see, I grew up in Cassowary.
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I went to Lake Howe High School.
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It s like the not nice part of Winter Park.
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The Seminole County, not Orange County.
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Your parents still together?
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Yeah.
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They re still in Florida?
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They re still in Florida.
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Where?
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They moved to Winter Springs.
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I got them up out of the hood when I got my big deal.
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Uh-huh.
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You paid for it?
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Yeah.
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I got my parents out of Titusville, sent them down to Merritt Island.
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Beautiful.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you go back a lot?
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No.
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We actually did a thing.
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We have two kids now and we would alternate Christmases.
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And now I have a daughter that s two and a half and a son that s six months.
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And last year was the first year we were like, Hey, like, it was like a serious conversation.
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Like, I don t know how to like.
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we re going to do Christmas here in LA from now on.
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Like when they were like, oh, this year?
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And I was like, no, like forever.
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So like now, like besides like literally like a wedding or a funeral, I won t go back.
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Isn t it nice to be from Florida and hit it big and then never go back?
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Yeah, that ship sailed, I m out of there.
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I have to go back constantly, mainly because I use it as a tax shelter.
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Yeah.
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How about you?
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I used to do that.
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So when I played,
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When I played, I claimed, because I bought my parents a house and I claimed residency there.
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A couple loopholes, had the cell phone bill sent there.
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So I used to always do that.
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And then I lived in California, like my third year in the NBA.
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California gets their money.
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And my last year in my big deal, they made me pay taxes in California and it was devastating.
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That s a big hit.
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Yeah, it was devastating.
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What s your actual height for real?
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So all NBA players lie.
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I m probably 6 8 and a half, but then come combine, come tube socks, ankles taped, I was measured at 6 10, which is kind of bullshit.
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I m 6 4.
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What would I be listed at in years?
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If you re 6 4, you would definitely be like a 6 7 shooting guard.
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Yeah.
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I can t shoot though.
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If you re white in the NBA, you gotta be able to shoot.
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That s all we got.
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I could jump.
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Really?
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I could always jump.
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Even back in like high school.
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Like I like two solid jumps like all right, that s it for the day.
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It would fit today s load management That s all you got to do.
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We do that here on this podcast some interviews.
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I m hysterical some interviews load management Yeah, fucking take your day.
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You went to the University of Florida.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now you went there The year after they had won back-to-back national champions.
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Yeah, and then you brought the program Screeching
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NIT tournament.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that was an Elvira.
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Congratulations.
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Madison Square Garden, bright lights.
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I ve never watched one minute of an NIT tournament game.
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Have you, Eddie?
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Yeah.
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You do watch them?
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It s on.
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Oh, I can t watch.
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Every time it s on, I m like, oh, oh shit, this isn t the tournament.
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The NIT.
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It s not dope.
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Especially going from back to back.
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We also had the number one recruiting class.
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So like we re in high school and I m watching Billy Dee and Joe Keem and these guys and they re on top of the world.
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We go in there with all these high expectations thinking we can just do what they did and we sucked.
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We weren t good.
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Billy literally kicked us out of the practice facility.
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There was a time where he wouldn t let us wear anything with a Gator logo on it.
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So I would practice in like, we was like at a high school gym, like Buholtz High School in Gainesville.
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We would literally practice there because he wouldn t let us practice in the facility.
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He wouldn t let us wear gaiter like warmups and jumpsuits around campus.
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Seems like that might ve affected your psyche.
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It was, yeah, it was, took a toll, but it was, dude, it was, it was a rough time.
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You were there during Tim Tebow, how much overlap?
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Three years.
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Did you ever attend any Tim Tebow prayer circles while you were there?
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No, didn t do those.
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What about a hate speech event from Riley Cooper?
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Definitely was there.
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Real mixed bag on that football team.
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How about that?
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The whole Swamp Kings documentary, it was pretty good, but they left out like 90% of the juicy shit.
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I can only imagine.
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How many chicks do you think Tim Tebow banged while claiming to be a virgin at Florida?
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You know what?
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Banged?
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Zero.
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And that s apparently the truth.
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Now, the other stuff?
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Lost interest.
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I think he got six blowjobs.
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Okay.
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Well, speaking of blowjobs, my wife overlapped with you at Florida.
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Oh, boy.
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She was on Riker Hall.
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Yeah.
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And there was a girl, apparently, famous for just doling those BJs.
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And just down the hall from her, and she said, oh, weekly.
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I mean, I don t want to drop names, but like Joe Kim Novo was there every week, sometimes twice a week, depending on if it was stressful.
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She would just say, it was just nonsense.
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Now, she won t tell me her name.
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Hold on.
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Let me just see if she ll answer.
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She said, I can t tell you her name.
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You ll say it on air.
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And she s like a super Christian now.
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Are you calling your wife?
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Yeah, we ll see if she ll answer.
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Oh, gosh.
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You know what you do when they don t answer?
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You FaceTime call, because that ring is different.
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Maybe it s a service thing.
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No, it just rings louder, even when it s silent.
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She s gonna think it s an emergency and we re just trying to figure out who sucked everyone s dick in Florida.
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I think something s majorly wrong.
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Like, who was the chick, that blue joker?
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933.
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What time is that?
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I ll try it later.
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We ll circle back.
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We will definitely circle back to that.
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Were you a maniac in college?
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Complete maniac.
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I probably would have been a higher draft pick after my junior year, but I just loved college and I went back for my senior year and I just, I loved it too.
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Like, I love Florida.
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I loved going to other, you know, sports events.
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Were you a fan of Urban Meyer?
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Loved Urban Meyer, still talk to him to this day.
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I like him too.
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He s great.
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I did a show when he was coaching at Ohio State.
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Yeah.
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He comes to the show, ask if he can meet me, comes backstage.
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It s weird to see an older man, and I don t know how old he is, but have an older than him entourage.
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Like these weird booster dudes, just all hanging out with him.
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And it couldn t have been sweeter to me.
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I told my wife that she went there when he won his back-to-back and he was all talking about everything.
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And then she goes, Oh, I used to take Pilate or cycling or something from your wife taught a class in games, a workout class.
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He calls miss, you know, all these stupid Southern coaches call their wives.
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Miss Carly or whatever.
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And Shelly.
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Miss Shelly calls me, gets her on speakerphone and talk, here, she took your class.
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I m like, this guy could have been nicer.
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Yes.
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Like what a good guy.
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He was, and they were on top of the world.
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Right.
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And he, he was wearing the championship.
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So every year he would do this thing where he took one athlete from each sport and did, cause of Tebow, like a retreat and like his lake house.
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Every year, he would pick me from the basketball team.
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And, like, I didn t know him yet, but, like, we hadn t hung out.
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Now, we, like, hang out on the golf course, like, a whole other different dynamic.
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But he would take us to his lake house, and I think they d do, like, an hour of, like, you know, Bible study.
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But then for the other, you know, 23 hours, we were just hanging, playing games, trying, like, getting, you know.
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SPEAKER_01
So, you just sat through the Bible study?
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Yeah, basically.
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And he would always do that, and he always, like, showed me love.
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And so, I had always been close with him, and now, retiring, and...
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He s a big golfer.
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I m a big golfer.
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We actually just played in a tournament in Orlando like six months ago, and he s awesome, dude.
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He s always been cool as fuck.
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SPEAKER_01
What was that tournament you just won?
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The Justin Timberlake 8 a.m.
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Classic.
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That was in Vegas.
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Did you ask him about playing the guitar while Britney was having a miscarriage?
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Yeah, I brought it up.
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Yeah.
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That was actually the first thing I asked.
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You play golf at all or no?
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No, I grew up playing golf.
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I don t play.
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We got to get you out there.
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No, I don t like to.
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It s too much time.
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That s why it s awesome.
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No, I d rather be home.
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Yeah, I m like one of these people.
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You re a better father than I am.
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You know what?
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Gun to my head, I bet I am, but
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Here s the thing, I probably do what you re supposed to do in a marriage, 50% of the work.
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But I feel like at 50% there should be a statue in my honor.
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Oh, for sure.
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Because I m like, I m always just like, look at what I ve done.
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Oh, I do 10.
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There is a statue.
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There is a statue.
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Yeah, you re not doing it right.
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All right, so you got married.
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I ll talk about wives for a second.
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Yeah.
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Who has a hotter wife, you or Al Horford?
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I think my wife is a total babe.
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Sure.
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Al Horford s wife is also a total babe.
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I guess it s a preference.
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All right.
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I want people to start looking up Al Horford s wife.
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You re not going to stop there.
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Keep it rolling your wife is a twin.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, so yeah, she s got an identical twin I may have told this story once before but doesn t matter if I in Titusville when I was on Squires Drive I lived across the street from a kid He was younger than me and his mom and dad seemed happy enough his mom dies
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And this is like when I m a kid, but I was old enough to remember this.
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I was probably 12 or 13.
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She was a twin.
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Six months later, he remarries her sister.
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Yeah.
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And like the kids, the kids were much younger than me at the time, probably between like five and eight or nine.
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And it was almost like just life just went on.
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Just kept it moving.
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I mean, listen.
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That was weird.
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My daughter, she knows the difference in mom.
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That s good.
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But yeah, I think if there was a situation where we needed to play a little switcheroo, I think, I don t think they d miss a beat.
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There s some DNA thing where she s more my daughter s mom than my brother is my daughter s dad because of the whole twin thing.
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Does your wife, does she like get on you about?
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Never.
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She s the coolest.
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I swear, that s why I initially fell in love with her.
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She was never a jealous type.
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Never.
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When I first met her, I was reckless.
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I was despicable.
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She knew everything about me.
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I was the first girl I never had to lie to.
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It was, I don t know, it felt good to not be honest.
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And finally, so it was kind of like an open thing for the first couple of months.
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I would go out.
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I would not call her.
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I d call her the next day.
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I d tell her what happened.
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She d make fun of me.
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She d call me gross.
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And then to start it off like that, super friends, casual.
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And then it got to the point where I could see it was like affecting her.
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And it got to the point where like, I was like, I could see I m hurting her and I was, you know, getting real feelings for her.
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And then it just got to a point where I just didn t want to do that anymore and wanted to be committed to her.
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Speaking of which, I gotta call my wife again.
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She not called back?
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Oh, she s called back twice.
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Let me see.
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She ll pick up this time.
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SPEAKER_00
How much did that watch cost?
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Fuck.
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What do you think she s doing?
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Sleeping with Pierre.
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Goddamn beer.
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How rock solid is your prenup?
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It s long.
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You know what s crazy?
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Her family, they have a huge trash company in California called Harrison Trash.
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Her name is Haley Harrison.
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So they kind of brought the prenup to me.
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So I was like, oh, this is fucking beautiful.
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So her inheritance separate, my contracts separate, everything we do since we re married.
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Do people have to pass away for her to get her bag, or is this like trickling down to her?
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, fingers crossed that there s a couple bite the dust here, but no.
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SPEAKER_01
Do you get along with your in-laws?
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Yeah, they re great.
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They re, you know, big sports fans.
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Love, like, the Dodgers.
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Love— Dad loves, like, cars and basketball.
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Like, he s super easy to get along with.
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Does your size intimidate them?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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How tall is your wife?
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5 8 .
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Oh, she s tall, too.
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Yeah.
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Our kids are gonna be monsters.
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Or they might not be.
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SPEAKER_01
No, but see a kid, and they ll be like, how old s your daughter?
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Like, 4?
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And I m like, she s 1.
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Like, it s almost weird.
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It s uncomfortable.
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Oh, man.
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But they weren t like, they were like nine, nine pounds, like 23 inches.
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Like they weren t like crazy.
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I have a brother, Chase.
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He was like 12 pound babies.
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He was insane.
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How tall is your brother?
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So I have three.
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I m the tallest.
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They re like six, four, six, five, and six, seven.
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They re all big.
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SPEAKER_00
If you guys went in a fight against the, what is it?
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The Jokic brothers.
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Oof.
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Well, there s only two, well, there s three of them actually, I guess, yeah.
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You think you could take them with the four of you?
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I got one brother, Chris, he s a little, he s a slippery fella, I think.
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Team sports.
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I ve never gotten into playing them.
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I ve always enjoyed watching them.
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SPEAKER_00
You seem like a well-educated person.
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SPEAKER_00
How many times can you listen to a coach and give two shits what they re saying?
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It s tough.
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I mean, how many speeches can you— how many adjustments can be made before you re like, I get it, we need to score more points?
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Yeah.
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Like, that s what s tough, especially now in the NBA, too.
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Like, coaches, they get fired all the time.
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It s like, they re not the fucking ones missing the shots.
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They re not the ones getting blown by on defense.
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We know what we re supposed to do.
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I think coaches now, especially in the NBA, it s all managing egos.
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It s all substitutions and rotations.
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I think it s the worst job.
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I would never— I d much rather this side of it were media.
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and I can talk shit about them doing what they re doing wrong.
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Okay, you were the 38th pick of the 2011 NBA draft by the Houston Rockets.
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Did you know that your points per game average ranks you 12th from that class at 12.7?
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Assists rank 11th at 2.7, rebounds 13th at 4.5.
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You are number nine in the plus minus at 1.1.
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I only bring it up to remind Houston they got a first rounder in the second round and also to show how much I love analytics.
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Yeah, I love that.
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Sounds like I should have been a much higher pick.
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SPEAKER_00
What about playing, when you were back in Houston, playing with old Ball Hog?
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Was that fun?
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James Hart.
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I loved playing with James.
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SPEAKER_00
He was great.
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SPEAKER_00
I got nothing about it.
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I just wanted to call him Ball Hog.
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SPEAKER_00
Is Michael Jordan Anthony Edwards  father?
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I see this.
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There was rumors that Jimmy Butler was fucking his son a couple years ago.
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Nah, I don t think so.
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You made more than Michael Jordan in the NBA.
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Do you ever bring that up to people?
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No, but that s awesome.
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I didn t off the court though.
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Do you feel that playing in the NBA is appropriating black culture?
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You know, I will talk about, it s funny because the whole race thing, obviously I m a minority in the NBA.
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And you ll even see it where they ll be like, I would dunk in a game and the announcer would be like, holy shit, like deceptively athletic from Parsons.
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SPEAKER_01
And then like Kevin Durant would do the same thing.
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And they d be like, wow, look at the length on him.
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And I m like, what the fuck?
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I just did the same thing.
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Why am I deceptive?
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You re deceptive.
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Yeah.
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It just comes with it.
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SPEAKER_01
But now there s so many Europeans.
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SPEAKER_01
Yeah, but that doesn t count.
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SPEAKER_01
Do you count?
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Like when people are talking about white, and I m like, I can t claim, like, we can t claim Dirk.
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We don t get Djokic.
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We get like J.J.
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Redick.
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Right.
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Like he s ours.
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The real honkies.
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Yeah.
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You played for Mark Cuban.
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Did you ever try to get on a shark tank and pitch him any ideas?
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You know what, during COVID, I was going to now after my career, I was going to go and be like the celeb one, you know, like a fifth one over and it never happened because of COVID ever, but he s every investment I ve ever done since I ve stopped playing for him, I shoot him an email and within 20 minutes, he ll respond, ask these questions.
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He s fantastic when it comes to that shit.
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SPEAKER_01
He really is.
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He s a nice.
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Thousand percent and 90% of the time when he says pass tough market or whatever I ll pass and if I ve invested in 15 things 14 of them 15 of them.
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He said good idea do it He s he s great when it comes to that.
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SPEAKER_00
Would you consider yourself?
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Were you injury prone or no?
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I was never hurt my entire life my third year in the NBA fell chip cartilage in my knee and from then it was just fucking chaos and
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I had seven surgeries in nine years, like, but it was all stemmed from that one microfracture surgery, which not many people came back from the beginning.
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But once that happened, I was never the same.
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SPEAKER_00
If it happened today, is the surgery already that much better now?
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It is.
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SPEAKER_01
Like Patrick Beverly, he had the same surgery like three or four years ago.
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He s still playing.
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Basically, there s a huge, there s a hole.
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SPEAKER_01
I have like a hole in my knee and they try and fill it and drill in it and put a bunch and it just, it doesn t, it doesn t work.
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SPEAKER_01
Like I m 35, I need knee replacement already.
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SPEAKER_01
Double.
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Are you going to do that?
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They say you got to wait, because I guess if I can t get to, because so if I need another one in 30 years, if I somehow make it 30 more years, I can t.
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You don t plan to make it 30 more years?
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SPEAKER_00
I don t know, it s a long time.
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SPEAKER_00
I m on a slippery slope.
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SPEAKER_00
By the way, in Memphis, while you were in Memphis, did you worry that like every time you ate barbecue that somebody s going to shit in your food?
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Or get shot.
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That s correct.
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Memphis is a fun town.
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No, it s not.
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Oh, it s the best.
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The place sucks.
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It was the most money I ever made, and it was the most miserable I ever was.
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SPEAKER_01
For how long were you there?
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Three years.
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Three years in Memphis?
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Like, the whole city smells like barbecue sauce.
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SPEAKER_01
It s fucking dangerous.
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There s nothing to do at night.
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SPEAKER_01
What are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_00
You drive down to Tunica.
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Yeah, to the casino?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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Dude, I would drive to Nashville.
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I skipped Tunica.
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I would go straight to Nashville.
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Nashville s nice.
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Yeah, but it was, it s not for me.
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SPEAKER_00
People always, you know, the normal people in the world feel no sympathy for you.
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SPEAKER_00
But I think that travel, I can t even wrap my head around what you guys do.
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SPEAKER_00
The travel s not bad.
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SPEAKER_00
It s because you re young.
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SPEAKER_00
But when you think about, think about Popovich doing that travel.
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Yeah, but you re, I mean, you re tired, but like you re flying private.
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SPEAKER_01
You re staying at Carlton.
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SPEAKER_00
You re private.
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SPEAKER_00
What kind of private?
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of private is the jet?
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Like 747, big private place.
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SPEAKER_00
Can you, can everybody have their own bed?
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SPEAKER_01
Like a lay flat and then there s like poker tables and stuff.
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SPEAKER_01
And then you check into the hotel?
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SPEAKER_01
No, you go and your key, they give you your key already.
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Right, of course.
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No, I know, I know, but you, but you have to go into your
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doing it at night, right?
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Usually like, yeah, after a game, if it s a back-to-back, it sucks.
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SPEAKER_00
You re getting in at 1, 2 a.m.
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and you re playing at 7 p.m.
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the next night.
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SPEAKER_00
You re tired, but again, at the end of the day, you sleep in, you re not paying for anything.
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SPEAKER_00
There s trainers and masseuses and everything.
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SPEAKER_00
You re talking to the people here and on their side, I m not.
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I m like, nope, wouldn t do it.
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I mean, Matt, I love playing basketball.
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Do I want to play
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twice a week, fuck no.
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Well, that s the worst part.
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Now that I m retired and now when I travel and find my family, I m like, damn, this isn t free.
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I got to pay for this shit.
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I got it.
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And that s, that sucks.
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Yeah.
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That s where you mess up.
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SPEAKER_00
See, like as a comic, I get to still be like, oh, guess what?
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We re going to do a show here.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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And it s like, now I m going to offset this whole expense.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Atlanta.
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You re there.
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SPEAKER_00
How long before the accident happened?
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Three months.
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By the way, who was the driver?
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I didn t catch his name.
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SPEAKER_00
It was a man?
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It was basically this 56-year-old guy who lived at home.
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Third DUI.
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Third DUI.
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Complete junkie.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, I mean...
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Usually, after three, you figure things out.
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How s he doing?
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I think he s in the slammer.
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SPEAKER_00
Is he?
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I mean, fuck, he should be.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, of course he should be.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, but I don t know.
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SPEAKER_00
You don t know?
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SPEAKER_00
I haven t checked in with him.
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SPEAKER_00
You ve never had, like, a, like, I m going to sit down with him and forgive this man?
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SPEAKER_00
No, I had, like, this whole lawsuit thing, and there was this whole thing where I basically had to choose whether I was going to play or make a lot of money from the insurance company, and so I went through this whole thing.
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He had insurance, though.
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SPEAKER_00
He had no fucking insurance.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, what insurance company did you sue?
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My own.
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SPEAKER_00
Your own insurance, you sued them?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
Are you still with them as a company?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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You are?
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Yeah, I mean, they have billions of dollars.
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I didn t get that much, but yeah, they kept me around.
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You signed with, this is fascinating to me, your lawyers were Morgan & Morgan.
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SPEAKER_00
They re Florida guys.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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And they even went to UF.
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And the father, John Morgan, went to high school with my parents.
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Okay.
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I went to Park High School.
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I didn t know they were anything.
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I just thought they were ambulance chasers when I was a kid growing up, because I d see their commercials.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, I think that s what they started as, and they do all the corny commercials for the people, but... But now they re just... Oh, now they re here.
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SPEAKER_00
Now they re everywhere.
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SPEAKER_00
Right.
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And they re, like, worth... Multiple billions.
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SPEAKER_00
It s crazy.
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SPEAKER_00
That was my first call.
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SPEAKER_00
All right.
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SPEAKER_00
Speaking of ambulance chasers, then I actually, during my case, I literally did a commercial for them, which is pathetic.
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SPEAKER_00
I had like, I was so, they took me golfing first in Orlando.
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SPEAKER_00
I get wasted.
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SPEAKER_00
My hair was like blonde from Coachella and I did a commercial for Morgan and Morgan.
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SPEAKER_00
I need you to look it up.
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SPEAKER_00
to cut my, like, to save money on my fees.
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SPEAKER_00
So I now was like a mascot for Morgan & Morgan.
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SPEAKER_00
Now you can t tell us the amount, but who paid you more, Morgan & Morgan or Memphis?
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Memphis, because it was for three, it was, it was... All right.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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Well, I didn t, I didn t know what kind of number they were throwing around.
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, like, I m sure Morgan & Morgan were saying this guy was going to be the next, you know, Michael Jordan had he just had a few more years in the league.
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SPEAKER_00
Correct.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, you could, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
How long was your actual physical recovery from the accident?
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Six months to like a year, but like it s scary when you re fucking, when you re dealing with the brain, like I would literally like, that d be scenarios where I would like forget shit and I would like say the wrong thing.
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I would stutter and I m like, shit like that, that actually was happening.
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SPEAKER_00
That wasn t happening before.
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SPEAKER_00
Are you fully recovered?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I think so.
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SPEAKER_00
What car were you driving?
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SPEAKER_00
It s tacky to say.
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SPEAKER_00
A Rolls-Royce.
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SPEAKER_00
Are they good in accidents?
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, I think it s a goddamn cruise ship.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, I guess that s the good thing.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
The ambulance said if I was in a smaller car or something, I would have been toast.
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SPEAKER_00
So you re telling me that buying a Rolls-Royce saved your life?
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SPEAKER_00
Dude, lifesaver.
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SPEAKER_00
Ah, that should be your sponsor.
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SPEAKER_00
Right, instead of Morgan & Morgan, for the people.
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, how many more years did you really have?
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SPEAKER_00
three tops.
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SPEAKER_00
Cause my knees, my knees, your knees, your knees aren t because of the accident.
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SPEAKER_00
No, I ve been, they didn t bring Morgan and Morgan didn t bring that up.
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SPEAKER_00
The defense did.
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SPEAKER_00
It was a strong defense.
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SPEAKER_00
It s very humbling.
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SPEAKER_00
You re just sitting in this like fucking meeting and this one, this your lawyer to tell him basically like your brain is fried.
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SPEAKER_00
The other one s saying how you suck at basketball.
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SPEAKER_00
You re done anyways.
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SPEAKER_00
What the fuck did I do besides get hit by a drunk driver?
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SPEAKER_00
Why am I just getting shit on here?
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SPEAKER_00
Left and right.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay.
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SPEAKER_00
So now in a healthy space, are you one of these people?
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SPEAKER_00
It s like, I, I wouldn t, I wouldn t have it any other way.
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SPEAKER_00
Or would you rather that not have happened?
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SPEAKER_00
No, I wish that would not have happened because I was healthy and I was planning on playing.
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SPEAKER_00
I was about to be a free agent because my contract was up too.
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SPEAKER_00
So I was gonna, I was 31 years old.
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SPEAKER_00
So no, I d rather be playing basketball now.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay, so you didn t make enough money to be like, no, it s worth it to go out this way.
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SPEAKER_00
No, I did, but I would still rather not go through that.
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SPEAKER_00
I know.
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SPEAKER_00
And we ll see like, you know, my contract over at Comedy Central was potentially terminated wrongfully with like five years left on it when the pandemic happened.
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SPEAKER_00
And now looking back on the situation,
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SPEAKER_00
I wouldn t have it any other way.
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SPEAKER_00
I would much rather get paid and not work.
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SPEAKER_00
Well, yeah, that s what I did for three years in Memphis, which is why I m like Bin Laden in that town.
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SPEAKER_00
I can t go back there.
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SPEAKER_00
Right, but you re saying that you would rather play basketball than get paid to not play basketball.
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SPEAKER_00
I end up doing fucking commercials for them instead of playing basketball.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, but that s because you had a head injury.
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SPEAKER_00
You should be able to sue them a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00
I should.
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SPEAKER_00
They played me.
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SPEAKER_00
They took advantage of a concussed kid.
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SPEAKER_00
How many times are you wearing a pair of shoes in the NBA?
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SPEAKER_00
Are they brand new?
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SPEAKER_00
No, not brand new.
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SPEAKER_00
They re always broken in?
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SPEAKER_00
You change your shoes like once a week.
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SPEAKER_00
Once a week.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, you kind of give them in and out.
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SPEAKER_00
You want to have a little wear and tear on them, but then once they kind of give a little bit, you switch them out.
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SPEAKER_00
What if you re on the bench?
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SPEAKER_00
What if you don t play?
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SPEAKER_00
You still switch?
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SPEAKER_00
I think they got a lot more life, though.
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SPEAKER_00
Okay.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, but you re still practicing with them.
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SPEAKER_00
You re still shoot around then if you re not playing that means you re actually practicing I m working harder than the guys that are actually playing so it s it s you still got to change them out.
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SPEAKER_00
Who was your shoe sponsor?
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SPEAKER_00
I was all over I was Nike and then I was Adidas and I went Chinese.
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SPEAKER_00
You still Chinese?
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SPEAKER_00
No, no.
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SPEAKER_00
Do you have a shoe sponsor still?
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SPEAKER_00
No, but you ever you ever lit old sneakers?
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SPEAKER_00
From from like the 80s 90s.
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SPEAKER_00
They re so heavy.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, they re awful.
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SPEAKER_00
I can t imagine.
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SPEAKER_00
When do you watch these cats playing like Chuck Taylors and stuff?
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SPEAKER_00
Well, at least those were light.
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SPEAKER_00
But even like the Jordans, like I can t play like Jordan 11s.
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SPEAKER_00
They re insane.
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SPEAKER_00
They re so chunky.
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SPEAKER_00
Do you have a stupid shoe collection?
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SPEAKER_00
I do.
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SPEAKER_00
I have a lot of shoes, but like, I just, I don t wear them.
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SPEAKER_00
Like I don t wear like all the high top Jordan, like ones and fours and 11s.
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SPEAKER_00
I love those back in the day.
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SPEAKER_00
I m not going to like wear them out.
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SPEAKER_00
I m not into, I mean, I have a ton of shoes, but I don t care.
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SPEAKER_00
What do you like?
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SPEAKER_00
You like Dunks?
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SPEAKER_00
What?
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SPEAKER_00
You like Nike Dunks?
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SPEAKER_00
No.
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SPEAKER_00
What do you got?
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SPEAKER_00
What are you dealing with?
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SPEAKER_00
I wear Fendi.
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, you bougie bitch.
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SPEAKER_00
What are you making?
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SPEAKER_00
Huh?
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SPEAKER_00
Off this?
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SPEAKER_00
You still doing any modeling?
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SPEAKER_00
No.
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SPEAKER_00
I remember driving down La Cienega, I would be going to the comedy clubs at night to work out my material.
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SPEAKER_00
And I saw you, your sexiness up on La Cienega.
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SPEAKER_00
I think you re dry humping a motorcycle with a hot chick.
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SPEAKER_00
And I was just like, I was like, fuck this guy.
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SPEAKER_00
God damn it, he s got it all.
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SPEAKER_00
Buffalo jeans, that was, that just- But then you got hit by a car.
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SPEAKER_00
No, that was, we did like a shoot in like Key West and it was like, there was this like Brazilian model girl.
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SPEAKER_00
And it was, I remember it was like legitimate, like soft poured and they aired it during the Superbowl.
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SPEAKER_00
Thank God those jeans are tight.
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SPEAKER_00
Now you were probably, I would say, I mean, this is, this is biased.
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SPEAKER_00
I guess you were probably the sexiest person in the NBA when you played.
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SPEAKER_00
Did you agree with that or no?
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, I think- You were up there.
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SPEAKER_00
I think I did pretty well.
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SPEAKER_00
You re a good looking fella.
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SPEAKER_00
Thanks, pal.
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SPEAKER_00
Now, who do you think currently is the sexiest man in the NBA?
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SPEAKER_00
Currently, there s the new young kid on the Thunder SGA people love.
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SPEAKER_00
He s got like the Skims deal.
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SPEAKER_00
No, it s Kelly Oubre.
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SPEAKER_00
Kelly Oubre s got great eyes.
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SPEAKER_00
God damn it, is he beautiful.
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SPEAKER_00
He s tall, he s light-skinned.
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SPEAKER_00
Every time they do a close-up on him, I m like, oh, get the camera off.
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SPEAKER_00
Get the camera off.
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SPEAKER_00
I m going to get a boner.
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SPEAKER_00
He s definitely not ugly.
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SPEAKER_00
I got to give you a gift.
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SPEAKER_00
Everybody who comes on the show gets a gift.
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SPEAKER_00
I love that.
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SPEAKER_00
We ll do a jersey swap.
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SPEAKER_00
Is that what you want to do?
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SPEAKER_00
Oh, no.
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SPEAKER_00
I ll just take this off.
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SPEAKER_00
What do we got?
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SPEAKER_00
My jersey.
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SPEAKER_00
Yay.
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SPEAKER_00
I love that.
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SPEAKER_00
The UCF, the you can t finish.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
I graduated.
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SPEAKER_00
Can you sign it?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, I m going to sign this for you.
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SPEAKER_00
Where are you supposed to sign a jersey?
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SPEAKER_00
I mean, do you have it?
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SPEAKER_00
What color is the marker?
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SPEAKER_00
Well, it s going to be black, most likely.
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SPEAKER_00
If it s black, go here.
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SPEAKER_00
I ll sign that.
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SPEAKER_00
I m going to put my shirt back on.
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SPEAKER_00
I just, I took my shirt off because I wanted to say Jersey Swap.
3
SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
This is, this is a... What is this?
3
SPEAKER_00
No, this, I don t, I didn t open it.
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SPEAKER_00
Now let me tell you something about what this gift is.
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SPEAKER_00
My friend who went, she s going to be furious that I m giving this away.
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SPEAKER_00
Are you regifting me?
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah, that s all I do.
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SPEAKER_00
So my friend sends this to my kid and I m like, oh, we already have this.
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SPEAKER_00
She told me what it was before it came.
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SPEAKER_00
And then she goes, we ll just send it back to customer service.
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SPEAKER_00
And that s what my wife is going to do.
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SPEAKER_00
And I m like, I m not doing that.
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SPEAKER_00
That s fucking too much work.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
So I m just going to give it.
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SPEAKER_00
All right.
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SPEAKER_00
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00
So you know what it is?
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SPEAKER_00
I think, unless it s not that there could be something else in there.
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SPEAKER_00
It s just, it s a, I think it s supposed to just be like a little thing for girl.
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SPEAKER_00
How old your girls?
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SPEAKER_04
Two and a half.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, whatever.
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SPEAKER_04
She might not.
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SPEAKER_04
It s probably... Something for her baby dolls.
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SPEAKER_04
It was probably... She s a doctor now, though.
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SPEAKER_04
She went to UF.
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SPEAKER_04
Really?
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SPEAKER_04
I ve got a lot of UF.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, it s all my family.
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SPEAKER_04
It s like a little stroller for her babies or something.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, a little basket stroller?
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, but it s got the thing that goes over.
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SPEAKER_04
You ll like it.
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SPEAKER_02
Oh, that s nice.
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SPEAKER_04
But we already have it.
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SPEAKER_04
Well, thank you.
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SPEAKER_04
Now you come home today, you give her a gift, and she s like, what?
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SPEAKER_04
Thank you.
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SPEAKER_04
Wow, thanks.
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SPEAKER_04
She s going to love it.
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SPEAKER_04
Put it on the floor.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, let s talk fan duo.
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SPEAKER_04
Are you a gambler?
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SPEAKER_04
I am a big gambler I m a huge gambler, but not huge stakes I like to gamble on everything, but I don t I don t put huge wagers down you spend real money Yeah, why?
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SPEAKER_04
I just, I love it.
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SPEAKER_04
It s like, it s my, it s my thing.
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SPEAKER_00
So do I. Yeah, it s my thing.
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SPEAKER_04
But if you, if you, the problem is once you bring the numbers up, you have to keep them up.
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SPEAKER_04
I know.
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SPEAKER_04
And it s, you re not, over time you re going to lose.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
I don t, I can easily, if I bet a thousand dollars, I m just, I m, I m terrified of the loss.
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SPEAKER_04
Do you watch it and sweat it out?
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SPEAKER_00
Yes.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, see, I ll put a lot more than that, and I won t even know it s a sickness.
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SPEAKER_04
You know, my favorite bet in the NBA is the first to 15.
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SPEAKER_04
You like that bet?
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SPEAKER_04
I love it.
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SPEAKER_04
See, I don t like this parlays.
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SPEAKER_04
I don t like those kinds.
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SPEAKER_04
I don t even like prop bets.
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SPEAKER_04
I like a teaser for like an NFL.
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SPEAKER_04
NBA bets are stupid, because who can cover 12 points?
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SPEAKER_04
It s so hard to bet NBA.
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SPEAKER_04
I am still furious at Klay Thompson for what he did in Memphis
4
SPEAKER_04
Maybe two years ago.
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SPEAKER_04
I had it.
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SPEAKER_04
It was a five-game parlay.
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SPEAKER_04
Golden State was my final one.
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SPEAKER_04
They had to cover and he gets fouled with no time left on the clock.
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SPEAKER_04
And all he has to do is hit one to cover.
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SPEAKER_04
He missed both.
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SPEAKER_04
And I was like, well, play.
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SPEAKER_04
I m telling you, dude, it s hard.
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SPEAKER_04
I m not saying that I wished horrible things that day, but fuck him.
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SPEAKER_04
But fuck him.
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SPEAKER_04
I couldn t handle it.
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SPEAKER_04
You know what s funny is when you re playing, too, like I never, you don t know that when you re playing.
4
SPEAKER_04
It s not like Klay Thompson has any clue of the sport.
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SPEAKER_04
No.
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SPEAKER_04
But then you watch these bad beats and it s crazy, man.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
My favorite NFL bet is over under two people throwing a pass.
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SPEAKER_04
in a game like a, like a backup or something or like a backup or a lateral then throw.
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SPEAKER_04
I love it.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh gosh.
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SPEAKER_04
You go, you go deep.
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SPEAKER_04
You go, you get weird on the vets.
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SPEAKER_04
You don t just do a good old-fashioned spread or money line?
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SPEAKER_04
No, I do all those.
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SPEAKER_04
You do?
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, I do everything, but I don t, like, I do small wagers.
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SPEAKER_04
You have a big coin top?
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SPEAKER_04
You re betting how long the fucking National Anthem is?
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SPEAKER_04
No, that s not a real bet.
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SPEAKER_04
It used to be.
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SPEAKER_04
How about the streaker?
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SPEAKER_00
Did you see this in the Super Bowl?
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SPEAKER_04
The fucking guy bet like 300 grand that there d be a streaker during the Super Bowl, and then he streaked.
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SPEAKER_04
And paid 5K to get out, and then he ended up netting crazy money.
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SPEAKER_04
Nah, I call bullshit on that whole story.
4
SPEAKER_04
You do a show on FanDuel, hosted by Michelle Beadle.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
I love her too.
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SPEAKER_04
She s fantastic.
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SPEAKER_04
She s really funny.
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SPEAKER_04
Did she get canned by ESPN or did she left?
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SPEAKER_04
I think it s one of those things you can t fire me because I quit.
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SPEAKER_04
Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_04
You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_04
But she s good.
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SPEAKER_00
She s awesome.
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SPEAKER_04
She is hilarious.
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SPEAKER_04
She knows her shit.
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SPEAKER_04
She s vulgar.
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SPEAKER_04
She s one of the boys.
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SPEAKER_04
She s San Antonio, isn t she?
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SPEAKER_04
Diehard.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, yeah.
4
SPEAKER_04
And now all of a sudden a Knicks fan during the playoffs.
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SPEAKER_04
Eddie here just cares so much about the Spurs.
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SPEAKER_04
I don t understand it.
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SPEAKER_04
He s a grown man.
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SPEAKER_04
I m a grown man.
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SPEAKER_04
I shouldn t even say that, but his dog is named Duncan.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, really?
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SPEAKER_04
He has a personalized license plate that says Duncan.
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SPEAKER_04
Really?
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SPEAKER_04
Duncan.
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SPEAKER_04
Well, you don t tell people your exact license plate, you fucking idiot.
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SPEAKER_04
What s your social, Eddie?
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SPEAKER_04
But I m like, at what level, like these men that are older than the people that they idolize, it s so weird.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, like my buddy s a huge Packers fan, like it ll piss him off when they lose, like he s losing sleep.
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SPEAKER_04
Like, you know, like I love the Gators, but like, if they, if they lose, like, I m not thrilled, but it s like, it s not changing my fucking day.
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SPEAKER_04
I know grown ass men that like, are not going to work the next day.
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SPEAKER_04
I m a diehard Heat fan.
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SPEAKER_04
Really?
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Everything.
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SPEAKER_04
Miami.
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SPEAKER_04
I care about everything.
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SPEAKER_04
You love the big, like, you, you love the whole, when LeBron went there.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, oh, I, we re going to win a bunch.
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SPEAKER_04
Great.
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SPEAKER_04
Did you like the decision where he took his talents out and did the whole press conference?
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SPEAKER_04
Sure.
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SPEAKER_04
I m all for the theater.
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SPEAKER_04
Why not?
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SPEAKER_04
None of that bothers me.
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SPEAKER_04
But I m always about the team.
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SPEAKER_04
And as soon as you leave, I fucking hate you immediately.
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SPEAKER_04
That s fair.
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SPEAKER_04
But I ll tell you something that s embarrassing about how I can watch a game.
4
SPEAKER_04
I like to find out if they won or lost before I watch, and then... Oh, really?
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SPEAKER_04
Like you TiVo it?
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah, well, I don t TiVo it because... That s still a thing?
4
SPEAKER_04
No, it s a thing.
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SPEAKER_04
But if I know they won, I get very excited and I can watch it.
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SPEAKER_04
If they lost,
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SPEAKER_04
If you know they lost, you still go back and watch it.
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SPEAKER_04
What was your team growing up?
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SPEAKER_04
Orlando Magic.
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SPEAKER_04
You cared about them?
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, Shaq and Penny.
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SPEAKER_04
Penny, that was good.
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SPEAKER_04
What s funny is I used to fucking love Grant Hill, and he comes to Orlando, and this fucking guy was always hurt, and I remember hating him.
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SPEAKER_04
And then fast forward my career, I go, I sign on, I m always hurt, and I m like, why do these people hate me?
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SPEAKER_04
And I m like, oh, that s right.
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SPEAKER_04
I once saw Grant Hill checking out of a hotel in South Beach, and I couldn t believe how long he was complaining about his bill.
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SPEAKER_04
He had like an extra 10D on his bill.
4
SPEAKER_04
I was just sitting there going, why is he whining about this?
4
SPEAKER_04
Like, just walk away.
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SPEAKER_04
Do you check out of hotels?
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SPEAKER_04
No.
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SPEAKER_00
I don t either.
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SPEAKER_00
I just leave.
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SPEAKER_04
Well, I saw Grant Hill yelling at somebody, so I was like, I m going to listen.
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SPEAKER_04
We probably should, because our bill is probably a little- No, I got Pete.
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SPEAKER_04
Pete takes care of it.
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SPEAKER_04
Atta boy, Pete.
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SPEAKER_04
I need a Pete.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh, you don t have a Pete?
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SPEAKER_04
No.
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SPEAKER_04
You got to get a Pete.
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SPEAKER_04
I m probably paying double.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Have you been back to Gainesville?
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
So I went back this past year.
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SPEAKER_04
I actually got inducted into the hall of fame.
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SPEAKER_04
Thanks for having those on your fucking 38 questions and not that.
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SPEAKER_04
Like hall of fame for university of Florida.
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SPEAKER_04
Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
Let s dive into that.
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SPEAKER_04
No.
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SPEAKER_04
So congratulations.
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SPEAKER_04
Thanks man.
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SPEAKER_04
But yeah, I went back this last year.
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SPEAKER_04
I go, like, I try to go once a year for a football game.
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SPEAKER_04
Here s what I think of if you re there for a football game.
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SPEAKER_04
Great.
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SPEAKER_04
If you re not, it s a little depressing.
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SPEAKER_04
Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_04
You re like, Oh no, it s not as cute as I remember.
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SPEAKER_04
Well, now you go back and see I m old and I m just creepy.
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SPEAKER_04
If I m at the ball, it s just, it s not, it s not the same.
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SPEAKER_04
This is my last attempt.
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SPEAKER_04
I want to know who this girl was we need a new jobs.
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SPEAKER_04
Can I write down a name?
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SPEAKER_04
I think it is.
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SPEAKER_04
Yep No, it s not mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_04
Well, she Tell me there s two of them this whole time That
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Chandler, thank you for being on the show.
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All the best, and I ll see you around.
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Yeah, thanks, Tim.
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Appreciate it.
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Hey fam, I m Simone Boyce.
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I m Danielle Robay.
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And we re the hosts of The Bright Side, a daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that s guaranteed to light up your day.
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Every weekday, we bring you conversations with the culture makers who inspire us.
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Like our recent episode with Hollywood royalty Regina and Raina King, we talked about the creative power of women s relationships.
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I feel like, thank God for women.
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Like, especially when it comes to Black women, the way we lean on our mothers, our grandmothers, our sisters, our friends, we re just each other s pulse.
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I mean, it s molecular, you know?
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Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Every week on Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso, I invite an artist, writer, or politician to come to the table and speak from the heart, in ways I imagine you haven t heard from them before.
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Some of my favorites are with Tom Hanks, Margaret Atwood, Questlove, Cate Blanchett, and Oscar Isaac.
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If that sounds like a varied group of people, it s because it is.
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I always wanted to make a show where one week we could sit with a politician like Beto O Rourke, the next an author like Min Jin Lee, or TV titans like Bill Hader and Quinta Brunson.
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Basically, this is a podcast driven by curiosity and an abundance of research.
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Conversations where people actually start to sound like people.
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In recent weeks, I sat with Dan Levy, Ava DuVernay, Benny Safdie, and the editor of The New Yorker, David Remnick.
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You can listen to Talk Easy with Sam Fragoso on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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I hope to see you there.
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Hey, I m Jay Shetty, and I m the host of On Purpose.
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On Purpose s mission is to create impactful conversations to help you become happier, healthier, and more healed.
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This week, I talked to Tiffany Haddish in a hilarious, deep, thoughtful interview where we dive into family trauma, grief, sobriety, love, and dating.
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You ll be laughing, crying, and have so many impactful takeaways after this interview.
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I had this like, you know, homie lover friend
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for a long time.
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He s very disrespectful to me, very kind of messed up to me.
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But in my mind, we could get married.
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We have the most beautiful babies.
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He handsome.
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I m pretty.
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Like, it would be so cool.
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He s smart and intellectual.
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I m kind of smart, I think.
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Like, it would be fun.
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We have the best conversations.
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Like, we have fun.
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But then he would treat me like crap.
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Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Trust me, you won t want to miss this one.
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Well, Carl, that backfired miserably.
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Now I want to have sex with Chandler Parsons, too.
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Chandler Parsons!
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That s just fun to do.
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A lot of people are turned off by the NBA because the players complain about fouls too much.
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After every single play, they re turning to the ref to complain.
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I have a solution for this that I think everybody would enjoy.
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When you complain about a foul, the ref immediately stops the game.
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And then they go check to see if you were right.
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And if you re wrong, the next time out,
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They bring out one of your family members or whoever you have watching the game in attendance.
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They bring them out during the little halftime where they, you know, sometimes they ll have like a lady spinning plates or doing some entertainment.
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Now the entertainment is we bring out one of your friends or your family members and we cut a finger off.
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That s going to be entertaining to watch.
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Sure.
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If you re at, you re going to want to go to the games.
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Like, Oh yeah, I hear they sometimes cut family members fingers off and then it s going to stop people from complaining.
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They re gonna be like, Oh shit, I better get this right.
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Cause my mom s only got two fingers left.
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Season ticket.
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This is my, this is my, uh, this is my fix.
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I want to plug my standup dates, but I also want to say something.
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When shows are sold out,
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Don t go.
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People always just buy tickets secondhand.
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I ve heard people say, oh, you know, I spent $300 for a ticket and it was just okay.
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Well, fuck you.
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My comedy is not worth $300.
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Okay?
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You buy them right when they come out.
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Oh, the tickets are $59.
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I can give you an amazing night for $59.
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$300?
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No, that s not the lane I m in.
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That s your fault.
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There, there s a formula for my comedy.
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That s why, that s why this works right now.
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Listening to Carl and I is entertaining.
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Why?
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Because you ve spent $0.
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If this was $300, you d be like, you fucking better make that dog dance or something.
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All right.
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So anyway, buy tickets to the ones that aren t sold out.
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Like, I m sure Louisville s got tons left.
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And on Indianapolis, there s a second show there.
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So come see me in Vegas.
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You get it.
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All right.
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Don t forget the GOAT.
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Every Thursday, a new episode drops.
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BoysWearPink.com.
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Nothing cuter than seeing a toddler in pink.
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I ve always said, speaking of toddlers, another one of my son s riveting bedtime stories.
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We ll see you next week.
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Once upon a time in a land, there were two little chocolate chip tooties, and they learned how to drum.
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But the only thing they didn t know how was to flim.
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So one day, they put their bathing suits on.
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They went outside, they got under the tootie, and they learned how to flim under the tootie.
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And it was so fun!
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So one day, the Oreos sing the Oreos song.
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Oreos, Oreos.
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And then, when the Oreos sing, it gets louder and louder and louder until it got super loud until there was a monster come in.
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The end.
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Get emotional with me, Radhi Devlukia, in my new podcast, A Really Good Cry.
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We re going to be talking with some of my best friends.
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I didn t know we were going to go there on this.
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People that I admire.
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When we say listen to your body, really tune in to what s going on.
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Authors of books that have changed my life.
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Now you re talking about sympathy, which is different than empathy.
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Never forget, it s okay to cry as long as you make it a really good one.
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Listen to A Really Good Cry with Radhi Devlukia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Hi, this is Kirtwood Smith.
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You remember me from such TV comedies as That 70s Show and That 90s Show on Netflix.
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I ll never forget the words that my grandfather said just before he kicked the bucket.
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He said, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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People ask me where I get my dad jokes from.
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I tell them to listen to the Daily Dad Jokes podcast.
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Listen to Daily Dad Jokes every day on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Every family has an origin story, one passed down through the generations.
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Mine happens to be a mystery involving my great-great-grandmother left behind in Sicily.
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I m Joe Piazza, and my new podcast will transport you to the gorgeous island of Sicily as I trace my roots back through a whodunit for the ages.
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Listen to The Sicilian Inheritance on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.