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Welcome back to the...
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Welcome back to the basement yard podcast featuring Joe Santagato and That guy over there.
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I can make up something.
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I knew you were gonna make up something I I just did a little shimmy angel Hernandez not angel Hernandez the MLB umpire angel Rivera That was my fake ID name.
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That s right But I would they would go angel I d go on him, you know, cuz I had to really commit to the bit Okay, I m having you did get it taken away.
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So it didn t work
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I got it taken away after years of using it though.
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You know, what s funny is I got it taken away about two months before I turned 21.
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At McCann s, right?
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Yeah.
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It was by a big Asian dude.
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And I was so angry at him.
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I remember because I was inside, I think.
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Yeah.
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Well, you were already 21.
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You were already 21 at the time.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I got it taken away and I was very upset, but I d use that.
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Here s the thing is I got that when I think I was like 19.
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So I used it for, at that point, almost two years.
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He the person whose ID I was first of all it was found in a deli and given to me by someone perfect and They he was 10 years older than me so like what?
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This guy was 30 and you were trying to pass us 30.
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Yeah, I
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I swear to God so like I wasn t just like I always think of the thing welcome back I always think of the thing from make love and from super bad where he s just like how many 21 year olds you think there are in this neighborhood Yeah, you know fucking idiot.
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Oh, that s how you were just fine.
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I was just if you re 21 He s gonna think it s fake, but if I m 30 yeah genius
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Not when you looked like how you did.
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It worked all but like once.
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Every other time it worked and I got away with it.
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Yeah.
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But also, people didn t care.
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No.
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Back then, they were just like, whatever, your money s green.
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Get in here.
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You know, I feel like now, do fake daddies even exist now?
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Yeah, of course.
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I saw some shit that like apparently the generation of kids that are turning 21 now just don t drink as much.
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I mean, good for them.
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Probably be healthier.
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Nah, fucking losers.
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Yeah, you guys are dweebs, dude.
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Fucking dweeb loser.
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Chug that right now!
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Yeah, guess what, pledge?
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Shots!
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If you don t, you re gay.
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That s how we grew up.
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Basically.
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Yeah.
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And even down to what you drank made you cool or gay, you know?
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Which is funny because when we were younger and it s like, I loved Mike s hard.
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That was the first thing I ever drank.
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Yeah.
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Me and you, we drank them on New Year s.
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And then someone was like, you drink Mike s hard?
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You re gay.
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And I was like, I m not drinking them.
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It made you gay.
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But they re great.
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Same thing with like twisted teas.
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I remember when the first time we went to hang out.
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I ve had that like twice.
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The first time I ever went to hang out with like the Ant and all those guys, the Pinky Boys.
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They love them.
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Love them.
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They ve got themed buckets.
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Like they ve got it all.
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And I remember they all, all of them were ripping Twisted Teas.
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And a part of me was just like, gay, you know?
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But like, that was, that was beat into me at the age of fucking 16.
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I ve also went full like rebelled against that whole thing because against the homophobia because now like I will go to a like a cocktail bar and look at Like I pick all of my cocktails based on if like there s tequila or mezcal in it But if there s like pineapples, oh and like watermelons and like, you know what I m saying?
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I want this thing to show up and just look like I bought it and I m on a swim-up bar in the Bahamas
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Yeah, I don t know who decided to give sexual orientation to drinks.
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It s like, oh, it s sweet.
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But let s be honest about something.
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The gayer drinks are way better than the straight drinks, bro.
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It s not even close.
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Also, dude, you re so sick with your whiskey neat.
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Yeah, like, oh, it sucks.
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Dude.
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I like whiskey.
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I like whiskey too.
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I like it on the rocks.
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Fine, I like it on the rocks.
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I mean, I like it mean.
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Listen, I see the appeal in it.
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But if you re going to tell me that you re going to go to a bar and you re going to get a whiskey neat over like a fucking like a fucking cum shot on the beach.
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Yeah, that s what I m saying.
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You re out of your mind, dude.
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If I look on a menu and there s a drink that has like a gay name, I m like,
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Dude also dude and I listen I m not just saying this I m not just pandering because we went to a Mets game one time and it was pride night and they had like the pride cocktail and I was like definitely getting that because of this is I like yeah it was phenomenal of course it was
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Now what would fucking straight unhealthy unhealthy?
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Oh, yeah a lot of sugar in the amount of red dye in that bitch was insane It looked like it looked like you took a bunch of ice pops that were like not frozen and just dump them I like that alcohol kind of like that like it.
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I love it.
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I want some mo of it
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I just, like, I just don t get it.
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Like, why did we need to, like, listen, whoever, whatever fucking homophobic loser out there was just like, certain drinks are gay, certain drinks are straight.
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You ruined a whole fucking generation.
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I could have grown up enjoying this shit.
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And now I need to find it in my later fucking years when I can t drink like I used to?
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I wanted to drink at Cosmo in my house too, but I couldn t because I was afraid my dad would find me and then disown me.
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And he would, he would ve, he would ve, 100% he would ve.
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Bro, if my dad, my dad didn t like us drinking, period.
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He really, really didn t because my dad is sober.
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My dad s been sober for 30 years.
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I know, this is what s crazy.
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Most of the drinking we did was at his house.
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I know, this is what s crazy is my dad for years, like didn t know we drank.
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I swear to God Frank outside till we were like 20 years old He didn t knew that way like he really so funny.
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I love my dad.
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This is a big dad episode not Father s Day But here we go my dad for years.
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We would always say because his mom passed away You know fucking 17 years ago at this who cares move on okay?
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And we would always say like what was it like with her growing up, and he was like good mom
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Really naive and we re like naive neat and he already thinks it s naive.
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Yeah, but We re like, what do you mean?
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He s like I do all this stuff She never know and then legitimately my dad didn t know we drank until we were like 20 years old mind you Literally, I would say maybe 27 feet from where he lays his head at night.
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I have 27 30 beers in a night 27 is Generous dude like six feet
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37 beers multiple times dude, and he just like legitimately didn t know and then when he found out he was Like you re fucking you re naive, too But if I if my dad found out I was drinking and it was just like a fucking dirty martini He would have kicked me square in the chest be like oh
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Don t do that!
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Yeah, right.
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That s for downtown!
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What does that mean?
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Because according to fucking whoever made up geographic locations for the gays, no!
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Oh, downtown s gay now?
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Yeah, gay!
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Everywhere s gay!
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Downtown s the best part of every city!
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I know!
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Fucking, it doesn t make sense, dude!
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Why are we running away from the coolest parts of things?
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The coolest shit!
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The best cocktails, the best parts of town!
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They were also, the gays might have been gatekeeping it a little bit too, because they were just like, alright, we don t need to share this stuff with you, it s ours now, and like, damn, like, yeah.
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Fucking, I didn t want to drink fucking vodka straight out the bottle, I wanted to mix it with some fucking... Some pineapple juice.
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Juice!
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Some juice.
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By the way, mimosas, bellinis.
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Mimmy up, belly baby.
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I m ready for fucking all of it, dude.
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Mimmy up, belly baby.
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Hell yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or like even a sangria.
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I feel like that s like old lady stuff, but I love it.
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Dude, and then like...
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like someone i remember once i think actually it was a family guy joke or maybe not whoever they were just like oh hollowed out sourdough with a dip in it is gay and i was just like what s the best way to have dip dude plastic bowls are
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RAT!
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Dude, come on.
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Stop doing this.
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Dude, honestly, the bread bowl, up there with fire.
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As far as like, inventions.
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The wheel, fire, dipping a sourdough bread bowl.
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Breaking off a piece of a bowl and dipping it into the thing that the bowl is holding and then eventually the bowl goes away and the dip at the same time.
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I mean, magic, bro.
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People pay top dollar in Vegas for that kind of shit.
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That s something that only like a genius could have come up with.
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You have like J. Robert Oppenheimer, or Robert J. Oppenheimer.
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You know who I m talking about.
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I don t, but I do remember earlier today, Frankie tried to say Vivica Fox, and he said, Vivia A. Fox.
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Vivia a Fox not Vivica Fox.
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He s like, where are you going to hang out with Vivia a Fox?
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Yeah, I messed that one up a little bit but Whatever.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I wanted to talk to you.
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I had a I had a dream speaking of your dad had that I Had a dream about your dad
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Well, technically we were all in the dream.
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Wait, you dreamt about my father?
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He actually wasn t in- I didn t see him.
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Well, hold on.
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He was in the dream.
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You just kept saying his name in your dream?
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I don t- I don t understand.
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Okay, no.
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Were you moaning my dad s name in your dream?
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Frank!
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Dad s a- Big Frank?
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Were you drinking a Zima?
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No, what s that?
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That was apparently a gay beer, dude!
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A Zima?
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God, you got a lot- I ve never heard of that before.
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You got a lot to learn.
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But I had a dream that we were doing a show and I remember like looking on the crowd and I m like, this crowd is not that big.
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Like, it looked like there was like 40 people and there was foldable chairs.
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Hell, if we ever get there, put a bullet in my fucking head, you know?
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But like, there was like foldable chairs out and like the metal ones that you would crack over each other s heads.
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Joey, I am very well aware of what a foldable chair is.
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And if it was metal or plastic, wouldn t change a thing.
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Correct.
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But we were there, and we were doing the show, and I remember thinking, like, what the hell s going on?
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Like, why is it such a small crowd?
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And then all of a sudden, people started leaving.
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And I m like, what?
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And they re taking their chairs with them.
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Were you wearing your white hood?
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That s a joke, guys.
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Yeah.
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That s a really good- Is that a Klan joke?
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That s a really good Klan joke.
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You re only 70 years late.
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Okay, well- Is that a good number?
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It s probably earlier than that.
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I think the Klan s been around a little longer than 70 years.
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Yeah, probably.
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But, so we re on stage doing this show, and then all of a sudden I notice people start leaving, and they re picking up their chairs with them and taking them with them, so there s just like a hold.
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Were they like the collectible chairs that you get at like WWE shows?
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How about I tell the story, you shut the fuck up, and we ll make some comments afterwards.
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How s that?
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Alright.
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Drink your tea.
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I will.
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But then, so, they start taking the chairs, and I m like, what s going on?
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And then eventually we just like get off stage, right?
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And then I see you, and you re furious.
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And I m like, what s going on?
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And you re like, you didn t hear that?
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And I m like, no.
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I m like, why are all those people leaving?
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Where does my dad come into play?
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right now oh and you go you re like you didn t hear that and i m like i m like no what and you re like my dad was in the crowd and he heard some girl talking about her boyfriend and he said yeah right honey you don t got a boyfriend you fat fuck
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What?
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Yeah, and then people heard that and were like, hey, and then started leaving.
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And then they got up and they left because of my dad.
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Because of your dad calling some girl a fat fuck.
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All right.
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First of all, not something my dad would say out loud.
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Maybe he would say it.
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In Spanish.
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In his head.
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Well, no, Spanish is way louder than English.
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Probably.
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Louder?
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Yeah, it probably is.
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Come on, dude.
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Yeah.
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You can t whisper Spanish.
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Oh, no, you could actually Yeah, you can but like
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Yeah, you have to do it.
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It s sexy if you whisper Spanish.
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You just can t tell secrets that are like dangerous secrets.
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You can t whisper and not be sexy in Spanish.
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You know what I mean?
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That s, yes.
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Because you can t tell a secret.
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Right.
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Because it ll just be sexy.
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It ll be horny, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I m with you there.
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Like someone s going to kill you and it s like, oh, what?
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What?
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Yeah, you know?
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Or they can just say like they shit their pants, but it d be like, ay, mi pantalones es diarrea.
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Yeah.
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You re like, ooh.
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Ooh, cagar.
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What is that?
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Cagar, I believe, is to shit.
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Cagar?
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C-A-G-A-R.
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What was this?
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You went to shit.
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You pulled the plug on your ass and now you shit.
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You didn t see my thumb?
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Isn t this American Sign Language bullshit?
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Is it?
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I thought it was like, fuck you.
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I don t know.
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Now we need to look this up.
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Or is this like, I think that fucking, I think that s bullshit.
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Oh, maybe it is poop.
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I think it s bullshit.
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I don t know.
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Honestly, I don t know either, but someone, if someone is, you know, hard of hearing watching this, they re like, what are they doing?
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Yeah.
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I, how would they watch this?
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Oh, captions.
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Subtitles.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Captions.
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Subtitles.
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Yeah.
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Hey, it happens.
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Um, but yeah, anyway, so you re, I know nothing else in sign language.
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I was going to do something and then I realized this is something.
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This is definitely something.
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No, no, no.
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That s everything.
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That is everything, yeah.
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No, this.
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Brother?
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We re back.
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Yeah, I don t know.
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I don t know.
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Shannon knows sign language, so I like picked up some of it sometimes.
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Okay.
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Yeah, maybe we can learn.
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We probably won t.
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We probably won t.
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We probably won t.
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I saw a video recently of Margot Robbie doing the whole alphabet.
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I saw that.
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She was like talking to someone that was like hard of hearing that was... Are we not allowed to say deaf?
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I did that because there s like... I don t know.
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I don t know either and I don t want to like... I don t know.
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If anything, I feel like...
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Again, not a member of the community, the hard-of-hearing community.
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You can definitely hear.
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Deaf sounds way cooler than being called hard-of-hearing.
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Hard-of-hearing, yeah.
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Like, yo, that s deaf.
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Hard-of-healing, I think of, like, hard-of-palm.
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Like, it sounds like a, you know, like a... It sounds like, yeah, like a... Hard-of-hearing.
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Like a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
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Or, like, something you have to, like, go get in, like,
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Zelda you know you have to go get the heart of yes before you can go into the fire dungeon you need the heart of hearing yeah exactly it s like Back now to go get the heart of hearing He s got to say you brought up Zelda, and I want to keep talking about it But I understand we got to move past it.
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You know I ve never played that game ever well There s several Legend of Zelda games joy to any none of them.
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You ve never played any legend is a breath of the wild no Well, that s one of them
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Well, that s like the most popular one.
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I ve never played.
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Arguably most popular.
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It s one of the more it s the most one of the most recent incarnations, but like Ocarina of Time, Link to the Past, you know, none of them, though.
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None of them.
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Zero.
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Very good.
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You should.
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But they re like, you can t you re like, you wouldn t be able to play them like you can.
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And I guess I do mean this as an insult, but like you can t be like stupid and play these games because
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Because like you need to be able to like put clues for things together.
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What do you think of me?
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I think if With video games, honestly, I think you re probably a little dumb.
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It s not that I m dumb You re just not like a video game minded person.
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So like you would have to like that first of all 100% insulting.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, and
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That s number one.
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Number two, the difference between you and me when it comes to video games is like you enjoy a good, nice, slow storyline.
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So like Red Dead Redemption.
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Yeah, you enjoy being like a fucking hardcore jock and throwing fucking touchdowns to fucking, you know, Terry Holt.
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Torrey Holt.
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What year do you think it is?
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Torrey Holt hasn t been in the league in 30 years.
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20 years.
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Yeah.
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Like what are we talking about here?
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What were you talking about?
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I don t know.
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So like Red Dead Redemption, I m not gonna play this whole game.
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But Red Dead Redemption is, if I m being honest with you, it s not like a smart game.
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Like, it ll say like...
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I m just saying, like, I don t mean it as a straight insult, but like... A curved one.
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A kind of curved roundabout insult.
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Okay.
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But like, you ll play a game where it ll be like, go to this house and kill this person.
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And you ll do it because you re brain dead.
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But like, if it s just like, hey, you need to figure out how to move this person who s blocking entrance to fucking Death Mountain or Dodongo s Cavern, then... Dodongo s Cavern.
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That s a real thing in Legend of Zelda.
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So let me say something.
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You re a genius.
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Your IQ is genius level because you play Zelda and you run around with a sword.
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Is that what I m hearing now?
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You re cool because you re a genius and you should get a Nobel Peace Prize because you play with elves.
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Is that what you re telling me?
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Magic elves.
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As far as I know, there are no elves.
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There are humans.
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There s Kokiri.
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We could go down the line of the races in Hyrule, low rule, if you really want to get into it.
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I just think that your taste in video games tends to be, if we re being honest, simplistic and kind of barbaric.
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Okay.
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Barbaric?
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Joey, two of your favorite games... Frankie, you used the word brain dead back there.
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Yeah, I did.
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Totally different than what you re saying now.
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All your taste in games is different.
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It s different than you going...
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You like your brain dead you like sports you like games where you run around and like usually kill and shoot Yeah, you know you don t like anything with like any form of complexity or puzzle solving That s not true like what like no no seriously like fucking what command and conquer Okay, you had a you had a small blip on your radar.
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That s not true.
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I played that a lot okay for two years Joey I
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When was the last time you played Command and Conquer and or Red Faction?
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20 years max.
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No, no, no.
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I still have it on my Xbox.
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What do you mean?
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Okay, that s not answering my question.
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Within a calendar year.
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Really?
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100%.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I just do skirmish.
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You could just like, it s fun.
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Okay.
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I like strategy games.
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You don t even know me.
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In that regard, I will
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I will recant part of my statement, but the vast majority of the video games you play are simplistic Barbaric and kind of hold your hand through the whole thing Joey play play something a little play play your soul pretentious Unraveled Frank a little unraveled see if your brain could comprehend fucking puzzle solving on a micro and macro scale Listen to fucking Power Rangers
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and fucking Mario Party over here.
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Is this kid kidding me?
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Are you kidding me?
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Well, I m just saying, like... You collect stars.
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You know what you re trying to do now.
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Mario Party.
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You re trying to insult me on a personal level, which is... You are doing that to me!
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...which is taken away from what I m saying here.
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All I m saying, Joe, is that maybe broaden your horizons with video games a little bit.
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Oh, you like NHL, do ya, champ?
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Way to fucking go.
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You re really cracking the case.
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You re really a fucking- Frank, all you play right now is MLB The Show.
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It s baseball.
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Correct.
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Goodbye.
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Anyway, we do have to talk about the big beef right now.
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That s... Hey, yo.
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Yeah, we have to talk about the big beef.
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The big beef?
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Yeah.
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Whose?
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Yeah, whose big beef?
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Whose big beef?
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No, I know what you re referencing.
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Yeah, and it s not Kendrick Drake.
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I was gonna say, it s so funny.
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A lot of beef.
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There s so much beef right now.
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Quavo, Chris Brown beef.
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Yeah, Quavo, Chris Brown beef.
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Beef.
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There s... J. Cole, Kendrick, Drake beef.
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That J. Cole is like, I don t wanna be in this beef, so no more beef for him.
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No more beef for him.
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But Drake and Kendrick are down for beef.
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There s so much beef with so many rappers, and then on the other side of it.
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We ve got Taylor Swift beefing with the big beef herself, Kim Kardashian.
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Is she the big beef?
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First of all- She used to have a big beef, but she got it- She shrunk down her beef.
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Joey, Joey, Joey.
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What?
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I m talking about her butt.
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She shrunk her butt?
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Yeah, she shrunk her beef.
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Her butt beef?
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Yeah.
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What the heck?
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Do you remember back in the day when Kim Kardashian was like, that s clearly a- That s fake butt beef.
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That s fake butt beef.
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Yeah.
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They shoved some horse meat in there.
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Exactly.
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Like, that s not butt beef.
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That s horse beef.
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Let me ask you a question.
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No.
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So then they cut it open later on and they took some of it out because she s like, oh, this looks a little ridiculous, too much beef.
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Wow.
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So now it s a smaller beef.
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She had to get rid of all those clothes.
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She had to get rid of all those clothes.
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I m sure she s okay.
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Those are probably custom made clothes.
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People aren t built like that.
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That s not normal beef.
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That s wild beef.
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They don t make clothes for beef like that.
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That s crazy beef, honestly.
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The beef you re referencing is between Taylor Swift.
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Taylor Swift.
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A.K.A.
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Mommy.
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A lot of people refer to her as mother or mommy.
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Something like that.
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And Kim Kardashian.
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Right.
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Now, it is funny that there s like all these rappers that are fucking beefing with each other.
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Yeah.
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And then she s just like, I m going to drop a fucking diss track.
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Yeah.
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Taylor Swift on her new album called like the something about poets.
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Tortured Poets.
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The Tortured Poets Department.
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I think it s called that.
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Gotta look it up.
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The Tortured Poets Department.
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If it s department, that is fucking hysterical.
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I m pretty sure it s department.
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Alright, I m looking it up right now.
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Hold on.
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The Tortured Poets Department.
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The Song of Post Malone is good.
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Tortured Poets Department.
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It s Department, right?
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Yeah, I knew it.
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See?
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I m a Swifty.
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Department is so funny because... It s not funnier than the word beef that I love more than that.
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Because just like, you think of a department, you think of like a part of Target, you know, like... Yeah, yeah.
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You know, like you don t... I think Department of Education.
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Yeah, exactly like this is the department of tortured poets, but yes, so she released a
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called Thank You Amy, but in the title everything is lowercase except the K, the I, and the M. The word Kim.
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So Kim Kardashian, Miss Beef.
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Miss, whoa, hold on.
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Miss Beef?
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I explained this, she s got a, she had a big beef back in the day.
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Oh, you re referring to her as the poster child for beef, for butt, for back beef.
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I mean, she is Queen Beef.
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She s Queen Beef?
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She is.
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You have your Queen Bee and Beyonce, and then you got Queen Beef and Kim Kardashian.
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Yeah.
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Okay, all right, I hear what you re doing here.
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So Taylor Swift put out this song and she was basically like yo, you fucked me up for a bit there But I m look at me now.
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Well, so I looked into this and oh my god I before you explain just so you guys know Frankie is
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doesn t know anything about pop culture.
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So the fact that you looked into this and now you re going to tell me about it is exciting.
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Okay, yes.
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And I think I actually got a pretty good job.
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So this actually starts back at the 2009 MTV VMAs, where
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Kanye West it s now an infamous clip.
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Yeah, Kanye West as Taylor Swift was accepting the award for best music video Yeah ran on stage took the mic and said hold on Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time I believe it was the single ladies video.
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Yes, which is an iconic video.
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It s a good video.
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It s a great video It s great song great song great video.
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Yeah great dance
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Yeah, the this thing.
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This, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And that was a big thing.
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People were like, oh, this is the downfall of Kanye West.
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You could look at the part of where it started and say, bingo, bingo, bongo.
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Yeah, but then he put out Dark Twisted Fantasy and after that, it was fire.
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Honestly Connie s music after wrong Okay, my doctor s if any was fire.
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Okay.
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I like I think two songs on there crazy.
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Anyway, okay Well move it along.
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I ll be honest with you.
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I also only know two songs, right?
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So
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Started there beef started there then a couple years ago in a song that Kanye released when he was married to Queen beef Kim Kardashian Queen beef yeah was called famous and in the song he said Hold on I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex I made that bitch made that bitch famous referencing
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First of all, Taylor Swift was on a meteoric rise.
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She was already famous as shit.
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You Belong With Me was a fucking certified bippity boppity boop at that point in time.
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That was also years before Famous came out, way before.
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But I m saying when the VMAs thing happened.
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Oh yeah.
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He s referencing he made her famous because of that clip.
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Right, right, right.
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Which is off.
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Yeah, it s not true.
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That is mother.
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Don t speak of mother this way.
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I don t want this to get confused.
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I like Taylor Swift.
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And also, I have nothing against Kim Kardashian.
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No, she s queen beef.
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She s great.
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We support all women.
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There s probably a few that I don t support, but I don t know who they are right now.
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Neither am I. Who s Ava Braun?
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She was Hitler s wife.
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I m not either, just putting that out there.
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I don t even know that.
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And then people were just like, oh shit, why would you say that about her?
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It s wild to say on a song, I m going to have sex with this woman.
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And then I did my research, Joey.
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Okay, let s see if you get this right.
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They released, they said that she, that Taylor Swift agreed.
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And they released a phone call on International Snakes Day, which was pointed out by Queen Beef herself.
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International Snakes Day?
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Some shit like that.
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We gotta chill with that, by the way.
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Snakes, you re getting a date?
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You don t need a day.
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You re lucky you re still allowed on this earth.
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I agree.
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You don t need a day.
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No, like apparently earlier in the day, she had acknowledged it was international snakes day.
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And then later released a clip of the phone call where she s reportedly agreeing to the line being used, right?
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Saying like, Oh, it s tongue in cheek.
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It s okay.
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Bop, bop, bing, bong, bong, bing, bong.
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But this reportedly made Taylor
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Like hide because she was getting attacked because people thought she was a liar now.
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Can I interject?
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Yes, sir.
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I believe that she knew that he would say that line of like, uh, I think me and Taylor might still have sex, but he left out.
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I made that bitch famous.
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So I think that was the part that she had like an issue with.
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So what I read was that later on there was something that came out that was an extended version of the call or whatever But it basically showed that although she agreed to a portion of the line that part of the line, right?
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She didn t agree to so then doctored footage of
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Fake fucking news!
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Fake news.
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The Queen Beef is playing Queen games.
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Royal families play games.
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Joey, you could have just went with chess.
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Chess.
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Wow.
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That s good.
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Queen s chess.
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Come on, Joey.
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Yeah, that s good.
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Queen s Gambit?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They play chess in there.
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Yeah.
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The whole show is chess.
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A lot of it.
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A lot of it.
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But now this new song
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Comes out.
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Taylor s just like, yo, there s like a bronze statue of you.
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Yeah.
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Of like fucking.
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And then Taylor Swift said some shit like, um, what was that shit she said?
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She s like something about she, I changed your name and blah, blah, blah.
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So it s like, she s confirming that like, yo, I m talking about Amy, but Amy s not your name.
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Your fucking name is Kim Kardashian.
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, she didn t really make it hard for people to figure that out when the letters K I N M. That is such like, like, that s like.
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A third grader could have come up with a better fucking puzzle.
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Sorry mother, but you knew what you were doing.
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I think that I ve sent Frankie a post-it in third grade that said like, I like capitalized like the word fuck.
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And just wrote like, I have to go to the store and then tried to send a curse word.
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Yeah, also none of those have F, but whoops, you know what I m saying?
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But like,
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What?
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Now what happens?
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Yeah, do they just- Because also, let s be honest, the biggest loser here is Kanye.
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He s all, he just made Kanye Yeezy porn.
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Oh, he said he wants to make Yeezy porn.
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No, no, no.
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He said he s making it.
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Oh, he says a lot of stuff though.
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He does.
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What s your favorite thing he said lately?
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Lately?
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Within the last five years.
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Okay, I know you re walking me too.
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Yeah, I don t I don t know but like What it s beef dude, and it s on site probably no way.
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It s on site has to be Who who do you think wins that fight?
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I think Taylor Swift might kick her head off I don t want to Kim Kardashian small, but she s got a lot of oh, she s got fucking power.
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She s oh yeah, she s got a beef brother Come on
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Yeah, you don t get that name like Mike Tyson would have been at a certain point in time King beef 100% He s like a little fucking she s bobbing and fucking weaving.
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Yeah me You know her dad helped fucking OJ dodge some fucking time.
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Yeah, you know she s in the fucking yeah She could bob and weave some stuff.
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She could bob and weave but if Taylor Swift s like keeps distance because to me She s like six foot three.
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I know she s not but she feels like she is I
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okay she kind of just keeps her distance she could probably like hold on to kim kardashian s head like this and just pack this is like if if like joelle and bead were to fight like mike tolbert like
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Mike Tolbert.
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That s a crazy pull.
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Oh my God.
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This is what I imagined.
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Like Taylor s got to have a good like two feet on her.
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I feel like she s got a jab.
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I ve never seen Taylor in real life up close.
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I ve seen her in real life from across the stadium.
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Have you?
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At the check game.
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I was there.
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She was there.
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Oh, that s right.
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She was there at Jets Chiefs.
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I ve never seen her.
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I saw her.
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I never seen her.
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It was, granted, it was a quarter mile away, but I saw her.
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Did see her.
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Did breathe her air.
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The technicality of what you re saying is there.
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It checks out.
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It does.
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But if she had a cold, there s a non-zero chance that you could have eaten it.
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I can t confirm how tall she is, but she looks like she s at least 6 6 .
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You know?
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She isn t, let s say.
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She s probably something along the lines of like...
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5 11 .
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Taller than you.
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That s crazy.
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Yeah.
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It s insane.
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You d be agreed.
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I m 5 10 .
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No, you ain t, Joey.
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Okay, here we go.
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5 5 .
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You re 5 6 .
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5 6 .
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That s crazy.
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But like... And how tall is Kim Kardashian?
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Kim Kardashian s gotta be 5 8 .
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What?
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Bro, she s 5 2 .
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The odds on this on Fando are gonna be insane.
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Dude, hold on.
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She s got 9 fucking inches on her.
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That s crazy.
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That s a crazy reach.
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Dude, 9 inches is like... That s a big cock length of height.
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That s 9 inches, brother.
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That s right there.
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I believe that s 9 inches.
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I think that... It could be more.
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It probably is.
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But... Yeah, dude.
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Just like... We don t want to see two women bring each other down.
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We don t.
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I hope that they handle it
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it amicably or amicably or shut up amicably amicably yeah or have people step in as representatives for them to fight Travis Travis Travis Scott Travis Cal Travis Kelsey this is your time who s gonna fight for Kim Kardashian
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It s not gonna be Kanye.
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It can t be Kanye anymore.
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Who s she got over there?
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I don t know.
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Who s in her camp?
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Look it up.
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Pete Davidson.
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That s the only most recent one I could think.
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Travis would tear his head off.
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Look up who Kim is dating right now.
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Oh, Odell.
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What?
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Yeah, she s dating Odell.
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This could be the biggest event in fucking football and pop culture history.
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Have Odell fight Travis Kelsey and winner wins the beef war.
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Winner becomes Queen Beef.
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It s the Beef Belt is on the line.
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This is the dumbest episode we ve ever done.
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Well, recent history.
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Well, we ve done some pretty dumb ones.
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I m going to choose to ignore them though.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Uh, but there s a lot of beef in the world right now.
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The beef belt will be on the line.
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Yeah.
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I think this could be a billion dollar right.
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And it could be hosted by the basement boys.
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Listen, Kim and Taylor.
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We re sorry if you were offended by anything you just said.
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First of all, we didn t offend.
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We re fans of both.
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Very much so.
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Yeah.
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But if you guys are looking to make any investments, we are open for business.
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Business, that s all I m saying.
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We re in the beef business is what we re trying to say.
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I think this is it.
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Or we re trying to get in.
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We re trying to get in, right?
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This could be huge.
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It could start, it s starting as like a small little idea right now.
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Rinky dink idea.
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But it can grow into something massive.
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Let s talk about scale.
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Kind of like Tom Hanks.
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humble beginnings simple approach To just capitalizing on stop it popularity, and then it could be iconic think of beef battles USA as a Pay-per-view you re gonna.
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Tell me you wouldn t want to watch that you wouldn t want to watch Kendrick Lamar and Drake box beef it out And maybe they don t have to box just beef in some sort it could be a beef there could be Queen the Queen beef belt
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The big beef belt, which is for- Who s that for?
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Super heavyweights.
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Like you can have like- Speaking of beef, did you hear Meg Thee Stallion is getting sued right now?
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Because she like watched- She made her cameraman watch her fuck some woman or something in a car?
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Yeah, I saw that.
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That s crazy.
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Yeah, you don t force people to do stuff like that.
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Don t do that, guys.
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It s simple.
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It s very easy.
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Even though-
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I knew this is where you were going.
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I m just saying, even though... I m not saying me.
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I m not saying me, though.
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Who?
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Could be anybody.
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Anybody, yeah.
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I think there is a portion of the world that would just be like, cool.
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Yeah?
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With that.
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But if it s not, if you re not cool with that, you shouldn t be forced.
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You shouldn t, you should not force somebody in that situation.
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But it sounds cool, but that doesn t mean it is cool.
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That doesn t mean it is absolutely correct.
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It sounds cool to be like, look at that.
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If you are a hardworking individual and you re being forced to watch somebody else engage in any form of coitus.
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Right.
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Not okay.
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Not cool.
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Not good.
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Don t be forced.
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Even though that it sounds like it might be all right.
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It s not all right.
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Cause some people like the beach.
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Frankie hates the beach.
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I do.
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I do hate it.
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So like, you know what I mean?
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If the, one of the, one of the undercard bouts on the beef beef brawl USA.
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Yeah.
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Pay-per-view card, the big beef battle Royale could be Lizzo versus Meg the stallion.
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What does Lizzo have to do with that?
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She was allegedly forcing people to do sexual things too.
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That s true.
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Wait, why would they fight each other?
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Why not?
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Okay.
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And then you could put in, like... Who else has beef?
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Everyone s got beef.
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Me and you.
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Me and you beefing?
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We ll beef.
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We should beef.
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We should.
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We have to.
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I feel like all we do is beef, though.
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We do beef.
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We beef a little bit.
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We beef a lot a bit.
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A lot a bit.
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It s our schtick.
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Beefaroni.
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Our schtick is beef.
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Our schtick is beef.
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You know?
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It s a beef schtick.
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It s a beef schtick.
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This episode is not for them.
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Cheers!
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This is for us.
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Like, this is the dumbest thing ever.
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Ow!
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I just bashed my teeth!
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Are you bleeding?
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You bashed your teeth?
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I bashed my tooth on this.
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You bashed your teeth into your teeth?
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I bashed my teeth while we re talking about beef sticks!
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He bashed his teeth into his teeth!
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Talking about beef!
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This might be my favorite episode I knocked my tooth with my tea with my teeth while talking about beef.
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I m covered in tea Whose fault is that?
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You also spit it on the ground.
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You re lucky we re revamping.
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Oh you spoiler bitch Shit
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Anyway, where do you go from here?
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You know, I m trying to think, um, think about what, where do we go?
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Oh, no, yeah.
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Where do you want to go?
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I don t know.
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You don t know?
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Why do you say it like that?
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Yeah.
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I said, I don t know.
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I don t know.
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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I did write down Costco guys.
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Yeah.
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You know, you ever see those two?
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The guy and his son?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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AJ and Big Justice.
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Is that their name?
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Yeah.
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That sounds like a superhero.
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Well, yeah big justice in his sidekick agent like they re starting to like challenge our love for Costco because I m a fucking big Costco boy I like Costco dude love Costco.
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I like it and sometimes I m like, okay, like I just want yeah I don t jar of catch a jar of mayonnaise and it s like I don t need here s a barrel not only
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Forget that I want a single thing of ketchup.
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I don t want a suitcase that includes ketchup ketchup relish fucking mustard Just give me just one ketchup.
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Yeah, they get a little crazy with the size.
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Yeah, I don t know I don t know if you guys have seen this on tik-tok, but it s
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like a guy and his son and they go on Costco and they re like we re Costco guys of course we fucking you know whatever bake it what is that I don t bro first it looks like a big breadstick it does look like a big breastache I would love to eat it
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Would you?
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Yeah.
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I am going to go further and say I wouldn t.
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And I ll tell you why.
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I once had a hot dog at a Sam s Club and I almost died.
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And that s a serious, true story.
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Why?
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I just, I went to a Sam s Club in West Haven, Connecticut.
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I know, I know, probably not the best place to go and get a fucking hot dog, but there was a Sam s Club right by my college and I went and I got a fucking big fat hot dog.
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Were you going food shopping?
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I went and bought some stuff.
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I actually think I bought a pillow or two.
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You bought a hot dog when you were pillow hunting?
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Yeah.
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But I went, I ate the hot dog and my heart was racing immediately after I took my last bite.
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Does this thing have caffeine in it?
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I don t know dude, but I remember I was with my friend Melissa and I was just like, holy shit, like I can t calm down.
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She s like, what do you mean?
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I was like, my heart is racing.
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Like I was sweating.
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From a hotdog?
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From a hotdog!
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And you know how I love hotdogs.
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We all love hotdogs.
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We all love them.
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So it hurt me, but, you know, I made my way back around to fucking- But that s not Costco.
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Costco has good samples.
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Bro, the last two times- But the same- But it s not Costco branded.
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I guess some of it is Crack-A-Dole.
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But like, is it, is it, are they still doing that?
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They do do samples.
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They didn t do samples for a while during the pandemic, but then they re back.
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That s probably why.
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They re back.
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The last two times I went, I m like, where s the sample people?
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Dude, I would go up.
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First of all, if I didn t take a sample, I thought the person, like, would react like I was gonna spit in their fucking face.
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I agree.
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If they re like, you wanna try this?
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I m like, I m okay.
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They re like, fuck you.
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Yeah, they re not, they don t care.
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But I m taking all samples.
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It depends.
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Like, there are certain samples I ll crush.
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I like things that are like, you know the little cup they usually put ketchup in?
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But they put like a little like something in it.
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Like a dumpling, like a piece of a dumpling or something.
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Yeah, and I m like, I like this.
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I like carrying it around.
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I like when they do little cups of like coconut water or something.
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Yeah.
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And they re like, and I just throw it back.
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Like I m in fucking, you know, college again.
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Yeah.
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You know, but, oh God, I love Costco.
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Costco.
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Can you get multiple samples or is that, you know, that s like we, I mean the people by us didn t care.
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We would go around and around.
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Oh, you were treating it like a fucking Chinese buffet?
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Yeah, why the fuck does it matter to them?
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They don t care.
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They got to sit there and... They re not like... I mean, they got to shell it out to the people and try to sell it.
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You can t just give it to you because you want a fucking buffet.
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You know, this isn t Golden Corral.
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I m not kidding.
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There have been occasions where we have gone to Costco hungry and like left like satisfied.
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we my wife and I yeah yes what are you guys feeling for dinner you want pizza you want Costco samples I swear to God and some of the best food I ve ever had was in a Costco sample cup
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Get out more Yo, you ever see you know those cups that I m talking about I know the paper ones you can open them apparently when I saw that I was like yes Butterfly him open pussy spit all of that what yo your dog stinks like shit row before bro.
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He sucks right now
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Farted before and I was like, what is happening?
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Yo, he smells awful.
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Do you not bathe this dude?
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You bring him to get fingered but not fucking bathed.
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First of all, he doesn t get fingered.
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Don t say that out of context.
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Do they put a finger in his ass?
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Yes.
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That doesn t, it s for medical reasons.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I m sure.
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You get it done too.
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Is that why you milk yourself?
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He had an anal gland leaking thing.
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I don t know why it happens.
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Wild.
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That, that happened.
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That happened to you?
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It happens to dogs, Frank.
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Stupid.
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Sorry.
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That, that honestly there, I ll be honest with you for a split second.
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He s just a boy.
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Yeah, well.
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He does, he was, he s been farting though.
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And I don t know why.
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Yesterday I didn t even, I gave him, what did I give him?
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I did give him a little piece of pizza earlier.
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Oh, you know what it, I didn t give him pizza.
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That was a joke.
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No, no, no.
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It s not that.
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Cause he wouldn t be farting that up already.
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Oh, excuse me.
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I don t know what he could have eaten.
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I m trying to think if he ate my food recently and maybe that because usually sometimes I m just going to say this.
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I m just going to say this.
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I am just going to say this.
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I already know what you re going to say.
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If you bring this fucking dog here, have him not smell like shit.
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That s all I m saying.
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We are the talent.
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And as we re recording, we need to be on our fucking A game.
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OK, Frank, we just talked about beef for literally 47 minutes.
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If that s a game, I don t.
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What is B game?
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Beef game.
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Beef Games.
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The Beef Games.
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The Beef Games.
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The Beef Games.
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Now we make Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift race each other.
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So it s like the Olympics.
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The Beef Games.
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Dude.
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I mean, come on.
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Who s winning that race?
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Sponsored by Beef Jerky.
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Slim Jims.
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Who s the other company?
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Jack Link s.
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They got beef sticks.
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Yo, they beat the shit out of Slim Jim though.
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I don t know about beat.
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Slim Jim s peaked in the 90s.
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That s what I mean, like, they like, beef Lynx kinda took over.
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I ll say this, I love a good Slim Jim, babe.
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Isn t like Sasquatch their like mascot?
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Jack Lynx, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Do you believe in Sasquatch?
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Probably not.
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No?
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What the fuck?
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No.
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But I ve heard it s like a species.
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Yeah, Sasquatch is the name of the species.
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You re talking about Bigfoot.
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Species.
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You re talking about Bigfoot.
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Correct, yeah.
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The guy.
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I think I believe in a Sasquatch species.
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I ve heard stories of them just hiding in trees.
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My dad thinks... You don t need to follow up with anything.
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I know.
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My mind has been made up about whatever your dad thinks.
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My dad thinks that Sasquatch travel through portals.
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Yeah, well, Joey, like I said, you didn t need to elaborate on that.
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I m serious.
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I had made up my mind.
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He really does think that.
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I don t know where I stand with like all these like mythological, like animals and creatures in our world.
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Like, I don t, Loch Ness Monster, maybe.
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I don t care.
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I m not going to swim in a loch, you know?
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Although that would be really cool.
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What is a loch?
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It s just a lake.
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But Scottish?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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I think that s where the term lake comes from.
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Loch?
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Yeah.
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Now I now I look it up the Loch Ness monster is probably fake and also probably dead even if it was alive
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Uh, yeah, no, this is just giving me the, the, like scientific definition of what a lake is.
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I don t care.
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Um, but yeah.
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Chupacabra.
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What s that?
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That s like a Spanish.
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That s, uh, it s like a demon woman.
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It s like a Spanish.
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No, it s like some animal that like sucks blood from like goats and stuff.
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It s like a big bat.
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The Jersey devil.
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Don t know if I believe in that.
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Is that a thing?
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Yeah, you never heard of the myth of the Jersey Devil?
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No.
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Yeah, where do you think the game came from?
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It s a little devil.
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Yeah, but the term Jersey Devil, Joey, come on.
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You really, I have to educate you multiple times during an episode?
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Because I don t know mythical, mythological demons.
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I would hope.
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And also, so much for you educating me, you re Googling.
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It s a mythological creature that has haunted the woods of New Jersey Pine Barren since the 1700s.
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Oh.
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All these things are dead, bro.
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They re not 400 years old.
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I mean, people say that stuff like this still happens today.
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Well, they ll find like a cow of theirs dead and it has been drained of all of its blood overnight.
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Do you remember when we were kids and people found a dog?
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No.
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Do you remember down the dumps?
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I remember the dumps.
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We had an area in our neighborhood growing up where we just called the dumps, which I don t know why.
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It was just like a very industrial part of town.
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Yeah.
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But remember the hills?
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Yes.
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So the hills, um, I heard that there was people that would gather there.
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Like weird people with like whatever and they were like burn shit and effigies and shit.
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What is that?
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Just keep going And then someone found a dog that was like cut open and like nothing in it like all its organs and everything Were like taken out like a sacrifice like I was like what so I never went down there.
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I was mad scared That s why you became big youtube because your parents sold their soul for you to become big youtube boy
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No.
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Yes.
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How did you get there from that?
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That s what happens to these like demonic people and stuff like that.
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Is it like they, they will sell, they ll be like, I ll give you, we ll sacrifice the end organs of little fucking this dog.
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And then my next born son will be a... Humiliation ritual.
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That s the one I keep seeing now.
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Humiliation ritual.
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You never heard of that?
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No.
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What the hell is that?
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It s like, this is why they put guys in dresses is humiliation ritual.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Like in movies and shit, like dudes would be like, like big mama s house.
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Great movie.
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Yeah.
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Like honestly, probably not that probably a super okay movie, but I loved it back then.
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Um, but like even, uh, John Cena recently at, uh, whatever that was the Academy Awards maybe where he came out like naked.
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He was naked.
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And I was like, what s the point of this?
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And people were like, it s a humiliation ritual.
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Like he s selling his soul so that he could like be more successful.
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What yeah John Cena needed all the help in the world yeah to be successful, so you got to put on this dress It s a humiliation ritual for that money
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I ll fucking I ll wear a thong right now, dude.
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I, so I don t know if I believe in this stuff or not.
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I hope you don t.
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Jim Brewer recently, listen, listen, Jim Brewer on a podcast recently said that he talked to Chappelle back in the day.
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And he, and he said that Chappelle said to him that people visited him.
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So Chappelle was like, people came to me to try and correct his behavior or something.
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And it like scared him.
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And eventually he left.
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Not coming from- What does this mean?
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What does that mean?
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I don t know.
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Is that like people who are running something?
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I don t know.
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The Illuminati, the lizard people.
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Something.
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I don t think the Illuminati is like an actual thing like that, that people think it is.
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But I do think there are people who are like, yo, we made the decisions, do it this way.
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Or like, you re fucked.
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You ll never work here again or blah, blah, blah.
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All right.
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So then like have them hit us up.
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I d love to be a billionaire.
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Fuck, what the hell?
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You need me to put a dress on, dude?
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I ll get fucking real tits shoved in here.
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I ll just send them the fucking Patreon episode of us in drag and be like, done.
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Done, we already did it.
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Yeah, you know what?
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People are gonna think if we ever become really successful that that was our humiliation ritual.
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When really it was two idiots sitting in a fucking room being like, this would be fun.
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Yeah, and it was.
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It was a very good time.
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Honestly, the eyebrows was not fun.
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I didn t like getting my shit glued down.
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yeah that that wasn t really like awesome but you know it was cool it was cool a lot of makeup though honestly big respect that big oh my god big respect for the drag yeah community in addition to the you know societal beating that they have to take you know from people that think that they are trying to brainwash people
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You know, also the physical parts of it that are very difficult is a lot of respect, too.
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Yeah, for all of you.
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But like a drag brunch?
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I haven t been to one because I m too scared.
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I m afraid.
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I ve said it and I will continue to say it.
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Afraid to go.
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I feel like I look too straight.
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You are.
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I m going to get ruined.
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Yeah, you would get fucking... Like, get this straighty up here.
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Let s make him do a dance.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Dude, I m afraid.
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I am afraid because like they ll... I m not afraid!
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I will never recover.
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From a straight, uh, like a, uh, a dragon brunch.
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Yeah.
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Cause they ll flame you.
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Oh my God.
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I ll go crazy.
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I m destroyed.
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Well.
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yeah i m going crazy now my wording is off makes it sound a little too nuts we should do that though at some point this year go to a drag brunch see what happens i m gonna try and why don t we just hire drag queens to come here and we have our own brunch and they just roast us i don t because i m afraid and now i m trapped and i am going to get roasted let s hire three drag queens for one day to come here and we just sit here with mimosas and they just stand there with a mic and a camera and just destroy us
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Think that would be an incredible Patriot if you guys want to see that All the drag queens are gonna hit us up now like yo at 35,000 drag kings and drag kings.
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That s right at 35,000 patrons Maybe we ll do that also 30,000 patrons.
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You were supposed to do Muay Thai boxing with Josh You made that he made it up.
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No.
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He said yo tell tell fucking proof.
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Where s the proof?
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The group chat that I m in that Josh wrote that in show the people
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So the people exactly he was supposed to he s supposed to fight our editor Josh at 30,000 patrons and now 35,000 patrons, maybe we ll do that as a little brat a drag brunch that would be so all go well Or we can have it here No, we gotta go to a place We don t they re they need a microphone.
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They got a whole thing that they do.
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Oh, no, where will they ever find a microphone?
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Fucking loser.
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Whatever.
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Anyway, that is all for this week s episode.
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We appreciate you guys so much.
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Thank you so much.
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And like Frankie said, go to TheBasementYard.com slash submit.
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If you are coming out to the shows, we want you to fill out these forms so you can be part of the show at some point.
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It s a lot of fun.
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If you ve never been to a show, which most of you haven t because we re coming to different parts of the country, that means we ve only had three shows.
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So, TheBasementYard.com slash submit, fill out those forms, and yeah, we ll be super excited to see you guys on the road.
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You can go follow me at Joe Santagato on all platforms, and the show at The Basement Yard, where can they find you?
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And that is all, see you guys next time.