The Ministry of the Holy Spirit John, Sermons 2001The Ministry of the Holy Spirit April 8, 2001 (Greek words can be viewed using the Symbol font)Pastor Scott L. Harris Grace Bible Church, NYApril 8, 2001The Ministry of the Holy Spirit John 16:4 b-15 Introduction This morning our scripture reading and special music have all been related to Palm Sunday in celebration of the day that Jesus made His triumphal entry into Jerusalem. That certainly was a special and exciting day. But the events of that week passed quickly and the crowd changed from shouting Hosanna to shouting to crucify Jesus by Friday. In our study of John, we are studying the Upper Room Discourse which Jesus gave to His disciples just prior to His arrest in the Garden of Gethsemane. Jesus was celebrating Passover with His disciples and during the course of the meal He had already done many things. He had washed their feet and given them a very practical example of the humble service that His followers were to have to one another. Judas had been revealed as the betrayer (at least to John) and had left to do his dastardly deed. He had instituted the ordinance of Communion by changing the meaning of some of the elements in the Passover meal to represent Himself and the sacrifice He was about to make in order to free them from the bondage of their sins. The disciples were troubled by the thought of Jesus going away from them, but Jesus had already told them many things to comfort them. He promised them that He would be preparing a place for them in His Father’s house and would return again for them that they might ever be with Him (14:1-4). He had further explained their relationship to Him and therefore also with the Father. Jesus also gave them several promises concerning answered prayer and the coming of the comforter. He promised them they would have His peace and His joy if they would abide in Him and demonstrate their love for Him by their obedience. He also gave instruction on what they were to do and how they were to treat one another. He warned them about the hatred the world would have for them, but even in that there would be comfort for such hatred was really directed at Jesus. When they received such persecution, it would be confirmation that they were becoming more like their master. Troubled Disciples (vs. 4a-6)Now, of course, the idea of being persecuted is not one that thrills anyone and so Jesus continues on in bringing them comfort in John 16. As we had pointed out in the first few verses last week, Jesus had warned them of the persecution so that they would be kept from stumbling when it came. They would not be caught unaware. He also explained at the end of 16:4, “And these things I did not say to you at the beginning, because I was with you.”The persecution that had come up to that point had been directed at Jesus. Now that He was going away, the persecution would be directed toward Jesus’ followers. In addition, while Jesus was bodily with them He could bring personal comfort to them as they faced various situations. Jesus would no longer be bodily with them. Where then would they receive comfort? Where would they receive direction? How would they know what to believe and to do? Verses 5 & 6 speak of the sorrow that filled the hearts of the disciples as they thought about this.“But now I am going to Him who sent Me; and none of you asks Me, ‘Where are You going?’ 6 “But because I have said these things to you, sorrow has filled your heart.”If the disciples had thought about it, they should have been glad for Jesus for He was going to return to His Father (14:28), but they had turned inward and were only thinking about how Jesus’ departure would affect them personally. I think we can all understand that because such news about what they would suffer as detailed in verses 2 & 3 about becoming outcasts and having people trying to murder you in the name of God is very sobering. There are harsh realities to striving to live for the true God in an unrighteous society. The statement in 2 Tim. 3:12 that all who strive to live godly in Christ Jesus will be persecuted is sobering truth. But remember, that the Christian life is about truth and not about how comfortable you are or how successful you are according to the world’s standards. The health, wealth, prosperity gospel is a lie. Yes, God does graciously grant such things to Christians and non-Christians. There are physical and material benefits to living a holy life, but a very godly Christian may also live in poverty and/or with poor health. Christians do suffer at the sinful hands of those that do not know the true God (15:3). The Christian life centers on eternal truth regardless of temporal consequences. The Advantage of Jesus’ Departure Jesus was compassionate to their sorrow and in verse 7 begins to explain to them that despite the hardships they would have in the future, it was to their advantage that Jesus would accomplish His mission and go away, for then the Holy Spirit would come. He then goes on to explain the Holy Spirit and His ministry. This is the most detailed passage in all of scripture dealing with the Holy Spirit. Look at verses 7-15.“But I tell you the truth, it is to your advantage that I go away; for if I do not go away, the Helper shall not come to you; but if I go, I will send Him to you. 8 “And He, when He comes, will convict the world concerning sin, and righteousness, and judgment; 9 concerning sin, because they do not believe in Me; 10 and concerning righteousness, because I go to the Father, and you no longer behold Me; 11 and concerning judgment, because the ruler of this world has been judged. 12 “I have many more things to say to you, but you cannot bear [them] now. 13 “But when He, the Spirit of truth, comes, He will guide you into all the truth; for He will not speak on His own initiative, but whatever He hears, He will speak; and He will disclose to you what is to come. 14 “He shall glorify Me; for He shall take of Mine, and shall disclose [it] to you. 15 “All things that the Father has are Mine; therefore I said, that He takes of Mine, and will disclose [it] to you. The advantage to the disciples of Jesus’ departure is that the Holy Spirit would then come and do His ministry among them. Jesus is direct here that unless He left the Holy Spirit would not come, but He does not explain why that is true. While we cannot be dogmatic on this since He does not explain it, I do think there are some good reasons that have been suggested. One reason is that until Jesus completes His work on the cross and is raised from the dead, there would be nothing to merit the Holy Spirit to be able to bring about the adoption of men as sons of God? (See Romans 8:11; Gal. 4:5,6 ). On what basis could the Spirit bring about conviction of salvation in the righteousness in Christ when the payment for sin which would bring about such righteousness had not yet been made? The coming of the Spirit in the manner described was predicated upon the atonement having taken place. It would be in the “last days” that the Spirit would be poured out upon men in this manner (Acts. 2:17). Jesus’ departure would not only be an advantage to them in eternity since He would be preparing a place for them in His Father’s house, but it was also an advantage in the temporal realm. It would only be after the coming of the Holy Spirit that the disciples would be able to do the greater works Jesus spoke of in John 14:12 that they would do. It would only be then that they would be drawn into a greater understanding of the relationship between the Father, the son and themselves (14:20). This would be part of the work of the Spirit in their lives. Notice as well here the perfect cooperation within the triune Godhead. The Helper, the Holy Spirit, would not come prematurely, but precisely when the Son would send Him. But remember back in 14:26 Jesus had said the Father would send the Spirit in Jesus’ name. All three members of the triune Godhead work in perfect cooperation with one another. They have always done so. For example: All three are involved in creation – In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth ( Gen. 1:1 ). Col. 1:16 states in reference to Jesus, “for by Him all things were created, both in the heaves and on the earth. . .” . It was the Spirit of God that moved over the face of the waters ( Gen. 1:2 ). Psalm 33:6 states that it was By the word of the Lord the heavens were made, And by the breath of His mouth all their host. All three are involved in Jesus resurrection from the dead. God raised Jesus from the dead – Acts 2:24; 1 Cor. 6:14; 2 Cor. 4:14; Eph. 2:4,5. In John 2:14 Jesus told the Jews that were seeking a sign that if they destroyed this temple, referring to His own body, He would raise it back up in three days. Jesus also said in John 10:18 that He had authority to lay His life down and take it up again. Romans 8:11 refers to the Spirit of Him who raised Jesus from the dead. The Holy Spirit also took part. All three work in harmony in bringing a person to salvation. It is the Father that must draw a person to the Son ( John 6:44 ). It is the Son who atoned for their sins and redeemed man so that they could be made righteous through faith ( Rom. 3:21 f), and no man can come to the Father except through Him ( John 14:6 ). It is the Holy Spirit that convicts of sin, righteousness and judgment ( John 16:8-11) as well as quickens and regenerates the soul ( Titus 3:5) and then seals the promise ( Eph. 1:13 ). The members of the triune Godhead work in harmony with each other for while they are each distinct persons they are also one God. There are some groups that deny the deity of the Holy Spirit, but to do so is to deny Scripture. Throughout the Old Testament He is referred to as the Spirit of the Lord or Spirit of God. In the New Testament He is also called that and the Spirit of Christ. Peter specifically equates the Holy Spirit with God in Acts 5:3 when he tells Ananias that he had lied to the Holy Spirit and then in verse 4 stating that he had lied to God. The Holy Spirit is the third part of the triune Godhead – God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. Jesus’ promise was that if He went, He would send the Holy Spirit to them. He explains in verses 8-15 the ministry of the Holy Spirit in convicting, guiding, glorifying and disclosing. The Convicting Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 8-11)The convicting work of the Holy Spirit takes place in three areas – sin, righteousness and judgement. The first brings a person to understand their need of God’s mercy and forgiveness for their sin. The second two confirm that the only means of such forgiveness is through the Lord Jesus Christ. The word convict here ( elegcw /elegxo) means to bring to light or expose error often with the idea of reproving or rebuking. It brings about knowledge of believing or doing something wrong, but it does not mean that the person will respond properly to that knowledge. Our usage of the English word, convict, is similar. You might talk to someone about something wrong they are doing and they become convicted that it is wrong and turn from it. That is what Paul referred to as sorrow according to God in 2 Cor. 7:10. It is conviction that leads to repentance. You can also expose a person’s sin and they feel sorry, but they do not turn from it. That is what Paul called the sorrow of the world. They are sorry they got caught. The response can vary from embarrassment to hostility. The emphasis here is on the Holy Spirit revealing the truth and not on the response of the individual to whom it has been revealed. Much like a defendant in a court case, when the truth has come out in court and he is found guilty, he is convicted regardless of his own feelings, thoughts or response. The Holy Spirit brings out the truth and the person is convicted. Their response only reveals either their repentance or hardness of heart. The first area that the Holy Spirit brings truth to bear is sin. He exposes a person’s guilt to them and calls them to repentance. Some will heed the call and be converted while others will defy the call and be hardened in their sin. The Holy Spirit will use a variety of specific means to bring this about, but all of those means can be reduced down to bringing the truth of the word of God to bear upon the individual. The Holy Spirit may start the process in many ways, but the end of the process will be exposure to the Scriptures. It may happen directly as a person reads the Bible or a Bible tract for themselves and the Spirit brings them understanding of the truth for the first time. It could be through the faithful testimony of God’s people in both living in righteousness and proclaiming the Scriptures to others. It could be through cultural practices that can be traced back to Biblical truth or even the conscience which still bears witness of basic truths of God. The Holy Spirit can use these to bring about guilt that the person is desperate to relive and so begins their journey to truth and the Lord Jesus Christ. The Holy Spirit has worked in such different ways in the lives of the people in our own congregation, but He always accomplishes the same thing. He brings the truth to light and thus exposes the evil in their hearts. He convicts of sin. Notice in verse 9 that the conviction of sin is in relationship to believing in Jesus. Conviction of sin brings about the need for a savior. Those that turn from their sin to faith in Christ are saved from it and its consequences. Please understand that hell was not created for man but for the devil and his angels (Matt. 25:41). The reason that people end up there is because they refuse to believe in Jesus Christ and so their name is not written in the book of life. Revelation 20:11-15 makes it clear that those whose names are not in the book of life must stand before God on their own merits to be judged accordingly. This judgement is not on the basis of the good out weighing the bad. That is not justice. It will be on whether the person has kept God’s law or not. It is their own sinful deeds that will condemn them. So it is that the Holy Spirit brings conviction of sin upon those who do not believe in Jesus that they might turn and believe in Him for salvation. The Holy Spirit also brings about conviction of righteousness. Verse 10 states that this conviction with respect to righteousness is in relationship to Jesus going to be with the Father. The religious leaders were going to crucify Jesus the next day claiming that He was an unrighteous blasphemer and on the cross Jesus would bear the sins of mankind. The disciples would no longer have Jesus physically with them in their day to day activities. But Jesus would not stay dead. It would be Jesus resurrection and ascension to be with the Father that proves that would His righteousness. He was rejected by the world, but received by the Father and it is God the Father that sets the standard and decides who is righteous and who is sinful. Jesus’ departure to be with the Father would prove His righteousness. He was a worthy sacrifice for sin and thus should be believed on for salvation. It would also bring about the conviction of the world of their unrighteousness in putting Him to death. The Holy Spirit would also bring about conviction in respect to judgement because, as verse 11 states, the ruler of this world is judged. The cross was not a triumph for Satan, but the means of His own condemnation. The sentence of the devil’s judgement will be carried out on the last day when he is thrown into the eternal lake of fire and brimstone ( Rev. 20:10 ). The judgement of the ruler of this world, the devil, also brings about the judgement of those that follow him. The disciples, and us who have followed after them, have been given the task of proclaiming the truth of the gospel of Jesus Christ to the world. The Holy Spirit uses this to convict the world with respect to its own sin for not believing in Jesus, with respect to the righteousness of Jesus because He is fully vindicated when He was received by God the Father, and in respect to the judgement of God upon the devil. The Guiding Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 12-13)In verse 12 Jesus tells them that there “many more things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now.” Jesus knew they were at their limit of what they could not handle. This may have been due in part to their own weakness, but until after the resurrection and coming of the Holy Spirit they would not be able to even understand much more. In the future, there would be much more revealed to them including not only the clarification and application of Jesus’ teachings in the epistles, but the events of the last days themselves in the book of Revelation. Those additional things that Jesus wanted to say would come through the ministry of the Holy Spirit. Here in verse 13 the Spirit is again called the Spirit of Truth, but here Jesus adds that the Spirit will guide them into all truth. The idea of guiding is “leading the way.” The Holy Spirit does not drive, but exerts His influence upon the regenerated mind of the believer to lead them to understand the truth. In the specific case of the apostles, this resulted in the epistles which expand and make application of what Jesus had taught them. This ministry is still active in believers today for it is the Spirit that teaches us ( 1 John 2:27 ). The canon of Scripture is closed and no one is writing Biblical epistles (though some falsely claim to be doing so), but the Holy Spirit leads us to understand truth and error, right and wrong, good and evil and to apply the word of God and its principles to life. The Spirit of Truth guides to truth and truth is always in keeping with what the Father speaks. Again, we find the harmony and cooperation between the members of the triune God. The Holy Spirit does not act on His own, but is sent by the Son and speaks only what the Father has said. That is the same thing Jesus said of Himself ( John 12:49 :14:10). Let me point out here that the Holy Spirit is a person. The Greek word for “spirit” ( pneuma / pneuma) is neuter. For that reason some groups have tried to make the Holy Spirit an “it” instead of a person. But throughout the text the pronouns used are masculine, which in Greek, attributes the idea of masculine to the noun it is used with and thus personhood. But the case for the Spirit being a person is much more strong than just this for He has all the attributes of personhood. He has a mind ( 1 Cor. 2:10,11 – the Spirit of God knows the mind of God; Romans 8:27 – the mind of the Spirit ). He has emotions ( Eph. 4:30 – And do not grieve the Holy Spirit of God ). He has a will ( 1 Cor. 12:11 – But one and the same Spirit works all these things, distributing to each one individually just as He wills ). Those who reject the personhood, and thus deity, of the Holy Spirit are in grievous error and dishonor God. The Glorifying Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 14)Verse 14 points out that work of the Holy Spirit is to glorify Jesus. I believe that is an important point to understand about the Spirit. The Father glorifies the Son and the Son glorifies the Father ( John 17:4,5) and both are glorified by the Spirit. We do not find the glory of the Spirit spoken of in the same way. The reason that I mention this is that we live in a day when in some circles of Christianity an unusual, and I might add, improper emphasis is given to the worship of the Spirit. As a member of the triune Godhead, the Spirit is worthy of our worship, but we do not find that to be the emphasis within the Scripture or even in keeping with His ministry. His purpose is to glorify the Son and the Father. I believe that we go against that purpose when we take away that emphasis and place it on Him. This is simply a note of caution to ourselves that we should be careful to follow the Spirit’s example in this area as well as all others. The Spirit glorifies Jesus by taking what is Jesus’ and disclosing it to the disciples. As verse 15 points out, all things that the Father has also belong to Jesus. Jesus had this ministry of telling His disciples what the Father had said during His ministry on earth ( John 15:15 ). That ministry will in the future through the Holy Spirit. This ministry involves both the leading into all truth mentioned in verse 13 and the disclosure of additional truth. The Disclosing Work of the Holy Spirit This disclosure or revelation is mentioned in verses 13,14 & 15. In verse 13 it refers to this as disclosing what is to come. It is a reference to the “more things” Jesus had to say to them but which would have to wait for a future time. Jesus would reveal those “more things” through the ministry of the Holy Spirit. For the most part the teachings of the epistles are clarifications, applications and expansions of what Jesus had taught and the principles based on that. But there are also areas in the epistles that do give additional revelation of how God wants things to be. There is also the prophetic elements, in particular the book of Revelation, in which Jesus, through the Holy Spirit, discloses for the disciples and we who follow them and understanding of things yet to come. The Holy Spirit is the third person in the triune Godhead and His ministry is very important. It is because of His ministry that we can have confidence that the Bible is faithful and true to what God has said. It is because of His ministry that anyone ever responds to our proclamation of the gospel. Perhaps that is a good place to conclude this morning. We don’t save anyone. It is God that saves them. Our part is to pray and witness. His part is to convict, quicken and draw them to Himself. That removes the pressure and gives us confidence to tell the gospel. Sermon Study Sheets KIDS CORNERParents, you are responsible to apply God’s Word to your children’s lives. Here is some help. Young Children – draw a picture about something you hear during the sermon. Explain your picture (s) to your parents at lunch. Older Children – Do one or more of the following: 1) Count how many times the word “Spirit” is used 2) Talk with your parents about who the Holy Spirit it, what He does and your relationship to Him. THINK ABOUT IT!Questions to consider in discussing the sermon with others. What is the context of John 16:5-15? What is Jesus seeking to do for the disciples? Why was it an advantage to the disciples that Jesus would go way? What are some of the things in the Bible that only God can do that are attributed to the Father, Son and Holy Spirit? How else do we know that the Holy Spirit is deity, a third member of the Godhead? What does it mean that the Holy Spirit will convict? What does this conviction of sin concern? What does this conviction of righteousness concern? What does this conviction of judgement concern? What is your part then in the salvation of another person? Why could not the disciples bear at that time the rest of the things Jesus had to say to them? When would He say those things to them? What is truth? What evidence is there that the Holy Spirit is a person and not a power or force? How does the Spirit guide into all truth? How does that ministry function in our own day? How does this ministry parallel the ministry Jesus had among the disciples? Who does the Spirit glorify? Who does Jesus glorify? Who does the Father glorify? What is the Holy Spirit’s ministry of disclosure? How do you see the Holy Spirit working in your life? Sermon Notes – 4/8/2001 A. M. The Ministry of the Holy Spirit – John 16:4 b – 15 Introduction The Disciple’s Sorrow (vs. 5,6)The Advantage of Jesus’ Departure (vs. 7)The Deity of the Holy Spirit Creation: Gen. 1:1; Col. 1:16; Gen. 1:2; Psalm 33:6Resurrection – Acts 2:24; 1 Cor. 6:14; Eph. 2:4,5; John 2:14; John 10:18; Romans 8:11Salvation: John 6:44; Rom. 3:21 f; John 14:6; 16:8-11; Titus 3:5; Eph. 1:13. The Convicting Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 8-11)Convict Sin Righteousness Judgement The Guiding Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 12-13)The Personhood of the Spirit Masculine, not neuter Attributes of personhood: A mind ( 1 Cor. 2:10 ); Emotions ( Eph. 4:30 ); a Will ( 1 Cor. 12:11)Into all truth What God reveals The Glorifying Work of the Holy Spirit (vs. 14)The Disclosing Work of the Holy Spirit Grace Bible Church Home Page | This Week’s Sermon | Sermon Archives For comments, please e-mail Church office 
MXC Happiness requires problems…H. L. Hollingworth This television article needs cleanup. Please review Quotes: Templates, especially the standard format of TV show articles, to determine how to edit this article to conform to a higher standard of article quality. MXC is an American comedy television program that airs on Spike. It is a redubbing of the Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle, which aired from 1986 to 1989. For the first two seasons, MXC was an initialism for the show's former title: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Early commercials in 2003 promoted the show as just Most Extreme Elimination with the initials MXE . Contents [ hide ]1 Announcer Quotes2 Vic Romano Quotes3 Kenny Blankenship Quotes4 Captain Tenneal Quotes5 Guy Le Douche Quotes6 Contestant Intros7 Contestant Quotes as they step up to their task8 The Couples Show9 Other10 External Links Announcer Quotes [The opening of every episode] Get fired up for MXC, the world's toughest competition in town. What are these people running from? They're not; they're running to, the world's toughest competition in town. Vic Romano Quotes Now lets go to a guy who loves to punch his own clock, Guy Le Douche!That's our MXC Impact Replay! [Said after a painful looking and spectacular crash by a contestant. ]And the cons have resorted to livestock!He's spontaneously donated his pancreas!Josh showing some great vocal versatility, singing above the key and below it at the same time. That's Dick Zibra who works for 'Spunt TV', the second network for men. [N]He's majoring in testicular studies at Ball State. Here's Churchy Winston. He is a Pace Car driver for the Royal family Paparazzi motorcade. And here's Bruce Fosse. He's the president of the Chorus Union Local 5-6-7-8 ... Well, this is the first time i've ever pulled for a contestant. COME ON, SEAN!! TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!! YES!!!Ooh! Whoo, that burned! !That's really sad!! I actually have that 8-track in the Matador. I will see you in the parking lot after the show, my friend! !Kenny, we've got a great show today!! (said at the start of every show)Right you are, Ken!!Oh!! Good heavens! !And this is Donnie Bobaganoosh! ("Bobaganoosh" is a last name given on almost every show)Kenny Blankenship Quotes [During a particularly painful replay from "Log Drop"]: Let's hear the bones snap! [He then goes on to rewind and replay that shot about 5 times. ]He shoots lasers out of his third nard. [Before "Amusement Parks vs. The World's Oldest Profession"]: We're doing a show with hookers!Chicks collect glass!No puss, no fear with the Pusskateer. Yeah, Vic, if the object of the game were to watch the ball go through your hands, he would've won. Hey, he's wearing an antenna. I think he's radio-controlled. She could use like a crystal GPS or something. She's got no way out here, Vic...except...maybe right there... AHAHA! Smart people are dumb! [after a gunshot is heard] I guess that sniper club from Grassy Knoll State is playing for keeps. It's kind of like getting hit by a cinder block traveling twice the speed of sound. I just hope the organ donors don't feel rejected. Help me, Mr. Wizard!! I don't wanna be a spy!! !Oh Vic!! This is the most awesome show ever. Chicks and bombs and ALIENS!! !Whoopie Cushions rule! !And my most painful elimination of the day goes TO (when he does the number 1 elimination of the day)Help me, Mr. Wizard!! I don't wanna be a country singer!!OH!! My nuts!Does this outfit make my ass look flat? AHH!! UGH!! AHH!! Oh, i'm dying!! !Hot chick in my scope-AHHH!!! HA-HA!! Her water broke! !Homo says what? And there, now he's showing us his mail pouch. You should cut off your head and mail to your friend just so you can see his reaction. Captain Tenneal Quotes [said before every game] Get it on! [N] (after asking a question and getting a show of hands from the teams): Well, you're wrong!Boy this is gonna be a great game, I can feel it in my bone. [To himself:] I'm a dirty man. [To teams:] Umm, Let's Go!A man who can't drink and dance will never get in a lady's pants. Animals are here for our benefit. It's called the food chain, and the Captain's at the top. No hijinks without hygiene. Rich people stay healthy. Poor people get sick and die. That's natural selection. I just published the Captain's autobiography titled "Well, you're WRONG!" by The Captain. (after seeing the wack pack reveal their true identity and doing a disturbing dance): I've been duped!! Who do you think I am, Larry King? This is totally inappropiate!! Listen to me!! Stop it now!! !Never thought i'd say this, but i'm forced to quote Guy. Captain like! !A pair of baggy pants and a do rag does not a murder make. Yes, you with your head in the beaver. (to guy wearing beaver hat)I'm going to need some awkward personal details. Addicts are worthless and weak. It's called... tough love!There are macho movies that appeal to men AND women, and they all star Queen Lebeefah!!Oh! Oh! Oh! A little creepy! Black magic. Bad juju. Walk away. Walk away. Subject change. LET'S GO!! !YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A $98 SLAB OF EGYPTIAN PEARLWOOD MISTER!! !Can we get housekeeping down to the ladies room? Guy Le Douche Quotes You know if I were unemployed I would sit around in my crotchless thong eating dolphin-safe-tuna while I pour over the personal ads... I digress. Oh ho ho, Guy like!And now the man who raises my flag, the Skipper. Oh, you got blind-nutted. Tell our viewers what it was like. Don't tell her, but the camera just zoomed in on her mommybags and she doesn't even know it!So, B'jork, what happened to you? You were doing so well, then BOOM, splooge... Oh, trucking: sleeper cabs, long hauls, tight shifts, and anonymous rest area encounters...aw haw!When I think of gambling, I think of Vegas, glitz, glamour, naughty showgirls, and of course my snug-fitting shorts. It's a lady bowler. WAIT A MINUTE!! STOP!! I'M NOT ENTIRELY RESISTING!! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!! YOU'RE TICKLING ME!! GUY LIKES!! HA HA!! LOOK AT ME!! !CHARLIE SHEEN!!! THERE ARE HOLES EVERYWHERE!! !Hey, hey, hey! Nobody talks to Guy like that with their clothes on! You hear me? Contestant Intros Vic: First up for The Monsters is the team of Childhood Fears: Monster-Under-The-Bed, Closet Monster, and Drunk Stepdad. Vic: Next up is Uncivil Liberty, the lovable mascot of Our Land is Our Land, the anti-immigration movement. Vic: Here's Queerwig. He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens. Vic: Up first for the World Team is Tim Babwe, he's a sprinter from Ghana who now delivers flyers for a struggling yard maintenance company. Vic: Next is Kessebeck Babbaganoosh from the caves of Backpakistan, he's the long-jumper with the short temper. Vic: Here's Paul Rivers, first person wounded on Survivor: Detroit . Vic: Next up from Bangladesh, power walker Gangar Bangar. Vic: That's Curtiss Bauman. He's a rap lyricist specializing in rhyming words that end in I-G-G-A. Vic: Here's Dwayne Dwyer, he's not really into fitness; he just likes to hand out water at marathons. Vic: Now up is Carl Johnson. He's a high hurdler with low self-esteem. Vic: And here's Morty Lieberman. He's a silver medalist in Orthodox Judo. Vic: There's Ellis Toni, he thinks up questions for breast exams. Vic: Now remember this guy? Skippy: Aw, nose nuggets!Vic: Ha ha! That's Skippy Cunningham, from the show Enjoyable Times. For twenty-five seasons, he played the lovable twelve-year-old Potsie Malph. One of my favorite programs, Ken. Vic: And here's Quiefer Sutherland. He's the emcee for the Miss Huffer U. S. A. beauty pageant for blow-up dolls. Vic: First up Nepal's Tenzing Southpaw Tenzing: Because its there!Vic: Next up, Father Richard Bamey. He's a pole vaulter turned priest. Father Bamey: Gimmie the rope, Captain Crunch!Captain: Hey, watch your mouth!Vic: Next up, Tina Davis. Tina: Hammer Time!Vic: She's a former Ammerican hammerthrower turned actress. Contestant: Volare!Vic: Up next Veni Vedivici, champion Italian tricyclist. Ken: He won the Big Wheel 500. Vic: Here's Mill Rogers. Mill: I work for no one. Vic: He's a rigless truck driver, which means he's got no truck, no trailer for sale or rent, or room to let fifty cents. No pool, no phone, no pets for that matter. Ken: I bet he's got no cigarettes. Vic: He is definitely a man of means by no means. Ken: He's like, king of the road. Vic: Right you are, Ken. Contestant: No picture ID required! Ah-ha-ha-ha!Vic: And here's Tabulah Babaganoosh, owner of Happy Jihad One-Way Truck Rentals. Vic: Up first is Wendy Fleiss. Wendy: Party!Vic: She's a duty-free hooker that operates out of 7 major hubs. Contestant: Load me from the rear!Vic: And up next is Bob Tail, he's an alternative lifestyle trucker. Works for Glory Haulers, a rough-trade trucking firm out of West Hollywood, California. Kenny: They're known for their tastefully-decorated sleeper cabs. Vic: First up for the Monsters, its Allahzilla Babbaganoosh, the murderous mutated eggplant from the Middle Eastern reaches of the Milky Way. Ken: Yeah, he's got a sidekick; his name is Shishkabobatron. Vic: A terrifying duo of mutated monster mayhem. Ken: And skewered meat. Vic: Right you are Ken, and he has skewered himself and he’s into the fluid!Vic: First up, Redeye, the giant skinmite from the Planet Scabies of the Psoriasis Nebula. Vic: And next up, Amber Frohm, she illegally downloaded music off the Internet, and now heads up the prison music program. Vic: And with 51 billion dollars clocked in at the bank, he's still upset about high school, here's Microsoft founder Will Gates. Contestant Quotes as they step up to their task STAND BACK! I'm a human potato!I'm wearing two thongs! [Rob Tussin, a contestant who had attempted a backflip, and ended up landing on his head, right before his run on Sinkers & Floaters] I have blood in my stool. I like to fart in my car!This one's for my homies at Battle Creek!AAAAAAHHHHH! !I like cheese!I have a song for you!... Milk, milk, lemonade-- turn the corner, fudge is made CORN DOGS!DOS is dead!I like the feel of cement in my pants, it's, uh... squishy. I was funkified before, I'm gonna get funkified again!Yeah, dances with sharks, man. Love you Denzel!Nose-nuggets!Stop LOOKING at me!Gotta be all I can be again! !Cheese logs rule!Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Just kidding, you can hate me. I lift my leg to pee!I have twelve cats! [A large female contestant in "Amusement Parks vs. The World's Oldest Profession" named Kitty Litter] C'mon baby, supersize it!A character named "Mister Spanky", who had a hand on his head and his face where the palm should be: Hi there. Now remember, boys and girls, when your mommy leaves the room, go inside her purse, take out all the money, and send it all to me! [N]Female contestant after getting hit in the pubic region: Stop aiming for my basket!Female Contestant: Put your money on me, boys, I'm going all the way!Female Contestant: Just put it anywhere!I ain't nobody's bitch!Give me butter! !Drink Bleach! 'Cause it's there!I have no skin pigment!I suck!Bigfoot's real!I like gum!Try the buffet!I just woke up!Give me the rope, Captain Crunch!I work for no one!No picture ID required! AHAHAHA!I hate my teeth... I need to floss Stink bait!I refuse to say please! !Dirty balls don't scare me! !Virginia Ham!! [flatulence] Whoo! Anybody got a match? Rawhide! !Meet me at the Velvet Saddle!Cut and Run!! YEE-HAH!! !I slipped in the bathroom!Drink that Coke, Girl! !These aren't my pants!Wax on wax off!Contestant: I'm not coming out. Captian Tenneal: GET OUT! !Contestant: Ok. I've been to hell and back, and this time, I'm gonna jump!I live alone!When my dad kicks, I'll be rich!The Twin Cities are crap!I hate the poor!Fish are a part of God's kingdom; they should be free!Does this outfit look gay? I love the grunion run!You're all getting sleepy!I'm still a virgin! !Remember to keep your blade sharp! !Here, catch!! [glass breaks]You kids, get off my lawn Contestant: Hello, gorgeous. Captain: Oh, Hello funny girl The divorce was final and I got everything even the houseboat!Eat the bone!I'm still a virgin! !Yay!In the name of the father, the son, YOU'RE FIRED!! !Scram!I salute the American dream!I'm wearing Red!This is for my Sunday school class!I LOVE DINKLEBERRY'S! !Polka is back!! !Fudge Ripple X! !This just in, this just in, this just in! !Hey, Hey, Hey!! Eyes up here! !Keep your eye on the thumb!I'ma stayin alive! !I sat on a candy bar, OK?? YAY!! !I may not be funny, but i'm alive! !Captain: Hey, Jackass, what about the shoutout? Contestant: Uh, blue steel!! Captain: Now you can go! !My hand still smells like Kenny Cheesney! !I play with fire!Don't eat the deviled eggs!! (farts) WHOO! !I got your news right here! !LEMON FIST!! !What up, Salt Lake? BUTT PLUG!! !Contestant: I haven't changed my underwear since Friday! !Kenny: EWW! Gross!! When are ya gonna change em? Contestant: Two weeks!! !TWO TONS!! !Please, take my wife!You haven't mentioned Moneypenny!! !Don't call my music slop!I should've taken the plane!The camera's out of focus!!' Contestant I found a booger! !Kenny: I flicked it! !What do I care, I got more money than God! !I'm not gonna shout! !Shiquira, Shiquira! !Front side, Fun side!! !Laura wasn't his first lady!! !SLICED HAM!! !Someday my prince will come! !Above and Beyoncè! !Gonna need a bigger boat! !I keyed your car! !Captain: Ew, what's that smell? Contestant: Uh.. Uh.. Canned Meat Here, listen to this!! (flatulence) (farts) I just ripped one! !Hey, Look at me, i'm the captain, i'm a cheerleader. Captain: Watch your mouth, Beaston! !I hate when the toilet doesn't flush all the way! !He was dead! !Hey you, catch my knife!! (throws knife) UGGGHHHH!! !I'm a sex addict! !I just saw a girl naked!! EWW!! CREEPY!! !What up, Cleveland? How y'all doing? Lemme hear you say YEAH! !I prefer my potatoes mashed!Nice try, fatass!! !Yippee kay-yay, mother (bleep)!! !I really DO have my own talent!!Hi! !I love my watch! !It's not easy being obscene!!Crap! !I got an A in math! !Want me to buy you some beer? Let's dance!Sorry, had a little problem in the restroom!Captain: Don't blame someone else. Don't look at my thighs!I'm allergic to fish!Captain: Yeah, and I'm allergic to geeks!Stop!! Keep your hands off me!! I know where they've been! !I lost one pound!! Ask me how! !What up, boo? Am I here to amuse you! !Can I buy you some beer? I'm not afraid of heights! !My Dad's in jail! !I got these in panty raid! !Who bombed the escalator? Custer say "I like pie!"Chronic! !That smells like fish! That smells like muffins!! GIMME THE BALL! !Well, to quote our VP, GO (bleep) YOURSELF!!! !I hate midgets!!! (punches ground)Contestant: What's my name? Captain: Eat me! Contestant: No, that's not it. Is it okay to drink the water? (looks down at the water) UGH! Maybe not. I forgot to feed my kids this morning! !It's Allah or nothing!On the roach again. Did you see Ray ? I'm a Voting Machine!I eat metal!My daddy's real fine!Hey you, check my lats!Cory Lidle owes me five bucks!Buy my jams and jellies!I ride in the valley of the Shadow!Tu madre !Sock my puppet!I'm rich, beyotch!I did Jessica-YEAH!I'm funny!I hate everything!Captain: How many plastic surgeries? Contestant: Twenty-two!I'm a veteran!How can you laugh when people are starving? I've never been this scared!I'm coming, Farley!Dog save the queen!I don't need writers!I only do black guys!I should have died in the crib!Kids, say no to herpes!Top of the food chain!Seconds please!When I star my car it goes Vroooom!Making copies. I molested a priest!I already got your money, yes!My father art in Heaven!Am I on? I pee in a cup!Want to see the back of my shirt? (turns around)I've been punk'd!Knuckle Manwich!Hey babysitter, babysitter, babysitter!Red alert!Stay away from the Swordfish!I enjoy wearing my mother's underwear!Who wants a piece of me? I like single malt and dirty rice!I lost my left shoe. Give me more pie!Free lap dance!I hate milk!Tom Arnold is a total choad!Ha ha, he got hit in the scrotum!I DON'T LIKE TO YELL!Eat maggots!Aw, I forgot to do a shoutout!The Couples Show Female Contestant: You win and we do it the other way!Male Contestant: Its about time!Female Contestant: Don't screw it up, honey!Male Contestant: Our marriage is loveless!Female Contestant: Make it or I'll tell everyone you cry during sex!Male Contestant: I do not! [in obvious Irish accents]Female Contestant: Get that big fat Irish butt over here, Seamus O'Malley!Male Contestant: Ah, right there woman, just stick it up yer craw!Other Vic: "Did you know that versions of the show are produced all over the world? Here's MXC in the foreign nation of New Jersey . "Jersey 'Vic': ( in a thick Jersey accent) "Hey, yo, babe, we gotta *bleep*in' great show today, right, we got two teams of *bleep*in' jerk offs gonna get their heads *bleep*in' smashed, right? Hey, first up we gotta *bleep*in' Surfboard of *bleep*in' Death! " Contestant: "*Bleep*off!" Jersey 'Vic': "Ah, this hot little number right here is Maria Pasascini, she serves cocktails at the Badda-Boom Room - oh-ho!" Jersey 'Kenny': "She got dropped like a *bleep*in' carp in the Hudson." Jersey 'Vic': "*Bleep*in' A! And here's Vinnie the snitch." (Contestant hits wall followed by gunshot)Jersey 'Kenny': "*Bleep*sucker!" Jersey 'Vic': "*Bleep*in' A! Nobody likes a snitch!" Kenny: "What a weird language. What's '*Bleep*in' A' mean?" Vic: "Well, Kenny, that's New Jerseian for 'indeed.' After the first round, the gamblers are ahead, one to nothing." Kenny: "*Bleep*in' A!" Vic: "Indeed! "Vic: He's a sheet rocker moonlighting as a tub caulker. Kenny: Tub caulker? He likes fat chicks? Vic: I wouldn't know, Kenny. Kenny: So what does he do with his caulk? Vic: He puts it in the crack. Kenny: Oh, so he's in porn, then. Vic: Kenny, listen, he's in construction. Kenny: (confused) You say he sticks his caulk in the crack, but he's in construction... I thought you said he was a sheep stalker. Vic: I said a *sheet rocker*. Plus, I was talking about caulking compound. Kenny: He built a place to do this? Vic: Caulking! It's used to fill cracks! Kenny: Am I missing something here? Vic: Well, thanks to you, Kenny, we've pretty much missed this entire run!Vic: THE HELLISH WRATH OF JIMMY'S FELLON'S BOWELS ARE UPON US!!! OH GOD KEN!! ' Kenny: Ya know what I think?? This stinks worse than Taxi Simon Bowel: I think he should rip out his own vocal cords. (rating a poor singer on Elimination Idol)Oski the Cal Berkely Bear: I'm Oski the Berkely Bear. Go ahead, pull my thumb. Spitz the Tennesse Trouser Snake: I'm a Tennesse trouser snake and we spit on you. (spitting sound) (both laugh) Oski: I've gotta take a dump in the woods. (big farting noise) (both laugh) Oski: Hey, what was that? It sounded like you stepped on the urban duck! Spitz: At least I'm not a junky with a morphine drip. Oski: Oh bring it on Fang-Face. Go climb into a basket, bitch. Spitz: (swings tail at Oski) Take that Smokey the Queer. Oski: (catches the tail and bites it) Mmm, it tastes like chicken. (biting noises)Vic: "Next up, it's Jean-Claude Babaganoosh!Jean-Claude: I'll die for you!Kenny: Yeah, he played the heroic martyr in "Full Metal Burka". Here's Craig Simmons, creator of "Weightnessless Watchers". Kenny: Yeah, for fat astronauts. Vic: Right you are, Ken. Kenny: Ass -tronauts. Vic: Kenny? Kenny: Ass- tro -nauts. Vic: Uh, Kenny... Kenny: Ass -tro-nauts. Vic: All right, Kenny, let's get back to the action. A contestant identified as student government employee Lester Wayne in the "MXC Almost Live" special: It doesn't matter what I'm saying, you're going to overdub my voice!Vic: What was that? Kenny: Overdub what? Vic: What does that mean? (Wayne promptly falls in the water in "Sinkers and Floaters", cast by MXC's writers/producers as being from the bongs of schools in the Pacific Ten Conference. )Kenny: He wished he could overdub that run. (Note: This is an in-joke about the show's dubbing. )Everyone: Don't get eliminated! (Said at the end of each show. )Kenny: He fell right on his nads. Vic: Kenny!Kenny: Oh sorry, I used the wrong verb. I mean nards. (Vic sighs. )Vic: Next up, it's Hazar Babaganoosh. Tex: Book 'em, Achmed!Vic: From C. S. I. Baghdad . Vic: [This contestant] is an exchange student from the Wyoming Institute of Automobile Repair. Kenny: Wy-I-Auto! [Pronounced "Why I oughta"]You can see the wife here, prattling on incessently as wives do... Goes deep with a ball that smells like the back of a Buick on prom night. Oh, he gets slammed by #78, Manu Tuisopolopolis from American Greek Samoa. And next up is Brass Balls of Love or as I like to call it, Orbs e Amore . (Describing a Challenge) And our first challenge today is the Turtle Gut Check, based on the beloved bedtime story, The Princess and the Cleaver, an enchanting tale of a strapping young stevador who - with the help of magical sleeping sea turtles - travels to the tiny kingdom of Gazebo and rescues the royal conjoined virgin twins who were forcably separated by unlicensed pirate surgeons Rusty, Crusty, and Kyle. Kenny: Hey, Vic, what are ya doing? Vic: Well, Kenny, Luckily I was able to procure another Nielsen Box, which of course is based on all the Neilsen families in the world. Kenny: Hey, how do they find all those families named Nielsen? (burps)Vic: Listen Ken, this is a very sensitve piece of equipment, I want you to think about a very serious show for once. Can you do that? Kenny: Ok, I'm thinking of a new show. Ok, good, quality- (neilsen box explodes) AHHH!Kenny: (simultaneously) AHH! !Vic: (irritated) Kenny, you were thinking of the same show weren't ya? Kenny: Yeah. (coughs)Vic:' Oh, God. (mockingly) OH, I'm Kenny Blankenship!! All I think of is chicks and blowing stuff up! !Kenny: Ha!Vic: Guh!Kenny: Ha ha! !Vic: OH!! Backfire!! Guh! NEVER gonna buy anything off e Bay! !Kenny: Wow!! My ears are bleeding! We could be action heroes! !Vic: Kenny, don't move. I'm missing a lobe. Kenny: Hey, this is our tribute to Donny and Marie. I'm Donny and she's Marie. I'm a little bit of roll and roll, and she's a little bit ugly. Big Guy: Hey (slaps Kenny)Kenny/Donny: OW!! Lately i've appearing on Broadway and she been appearing in therapy and is on suicide watch. Marie: Hey! !Kenny: AGH!! Her hands are huge!! HA HA!! I was acting! !Cindy: Excuse me captain, is that a gray hair? Captain: What did you say, you fish mouthed freak? Somebody call security! !Captain: Now, look at this guy. You look fit and healthy. Say something. Contestant: Yeah, but I like my women BIG !Captain: Aw-ha! I could rock on a back porch all day, too!Guy: So, do you see a sexy blonde in Guy's future? Diane Warwicke: No. Guy: How about a shapely brunette with large breasts? Diane: You? I don't think so. Guy: What should Guy do? Diane: Use your hand. Guy: *GASP! * Ohhh! Guy like!Vic: Looks like Guy will be doing some palm reading of his own. Ugly Betty Chick: Watch this Mr. Romano. Kenny: Hey, what's with the Ugly Betty chick? Vic: Ugh, She's been following me around all day, Ken. I'm trying to ignore her. Kenny: But she's the star of a big primetime show, Vic. Vic: Good god, Ken. She's half my age!! Ugly Betty Chick: I found you again! (breathes swooningly) Kenny: You could totally get her. Vic: Stay calm, just ignore her, Ken. Ugly Betty Chick: I'll bring Salma Hyack!! Vic: OH! Well, Ken if you'll excuse me! Ugly Betty Chick: That Salma line works every time. Vic: Break out the Near-Beer! !Vic: OH MY GOD!!! DON'T YOU THINK ANYTHING THROUGH!!! Kenny: They're going the wrong way!! AHH! I'M GONNA DIE!!! VIC, I'M THE ONE WHO CRAPPED IN YOUR MATADOR!!! Vic: JACKASS!! !External Links Wikipedia has an article about: MXCMXC quotes at the Internet Movie Database MXC at TV.com Category: TV cleanup  . Feelings of being bogged down and bloated often originate in the colon, but the colon-cleansing system Colovexus is one proposed solution to these issues. As mentioned on Colovexus.com, an impacted colon saps energy levels and leads to a bulge around your midsection, leaving you feeling wrung out and washed up. Colovexus is an all-natural supplement that flushes away toxic buildup. According to advertisements, this gives a jump start on weight loss efforts. I wanted to see if Colovexus really is a cut above other colon cleansers. 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Colovexus’s formula delivers users healthy fiber, antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals. This 2-step colon cleanser is easy to take, but the results it produces are notable. Colovexus reduces sluggishness, restores energy, and enhances weight loss efforts. Colovexus continues to impress customers looking for only the best solution to their colon cleansing needs. Lowest Price Online »References [1] Lia, A, G Hallmans, et al. “Oat beta-glucan increases bile acid excretion and a fiber-rich barley fraction increases cholesterol excretion in ileostomy subjects.” American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. 62.6 (1995): 1245-51. Available from: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7491888. [2] “Psyllium.” University of Maryland Medical Center. Updated 2013 May 7. Available from: http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/supplement/psyllium. [3] Greenway, F, CE O’Neil, et al. “Fourteen weeks of treatment with Viscofiber increased fasting levels of glucagon-like peptide-1 and peptide-YY.” Journal of Medicinal Food. 10.4 (2007): 720-4. Available from: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18158848. [4] Griffin, Morgan R. “The New Low-Cholesterol Diet: Plant Sterols and Stanols.” Web MD. 2005. Available from: http://www.webmd.com/cholesterol-management/features/low-cholesterol-diet-plant-sterols-stanols. [5] “Dr. Perricone’s No. 5 Superfood: Buckwheat.” Oprah.com. 2005 Jul 15. Available from: http://www.oprah.com/health/Buckwheat-Dr-Perricones-No-5-Superfood. [6] Web MD. “Pectin.” Available from: http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-500-PECTIN.aspx?active Ingredient Id=500&active Ingredient Name=PECTIN.  Pseudoxanthoma elasticum Description Pseudoxanthoma elasticum (PXE) is a progressive disorder that is characterized by the accumulation of deposits of calcium and other minerals (mineralization) in elastic fibers. Elastic fibers are a component of connective tissue, which provides strength and flexibility to structures throughout the body. In PXE, mineralization can affect elastic fibers in the skin, eyes, and blood vessels, and less frequently in other areas such as the digestive tract. People with PXE may have yellowish bumps called papules on their necks, underarms, and other areas of skin that touch when a joint bends (flexor areas). They may also have abnormalities in the eyes, such as a change in the pigmented cells of the retina (the light-sensitive layer of cells at the back of the eye) known as peau d'orange. Another eye abnormality known as angioid streaks occurs when tiny breaks form in the layer of tissue under the retina called Bruch's membrane. Bleeding and scarring of the retina may also occur, which can cause vision loss. Mineralization of the blood vessels that carry blood from the heart to the rest of the body ( arteries) may cause other signs and symptoms of PXE. For example, people with this condition can develop narrowing of the arteries ( arteriosclerosis) or a condition called claudication that is characterized by cramping and pain during exercise due to decreased blood flow to the arms and legs. Rarely, bleeding from blood vessels in the digestive tract may also occur. Related Information What does it mean if a disorder seems to run in my family? What is the prognosis of a genetic condition? Genetic and Rare Diseases Information Center  . Pronunciation: 'egz Il Word Net Dictionary Definition: [n] the act of expelling a person from their native land; "men in exile dream of hope"; "his deportation to a penal colony"; "the expatriation of wealthy farmers"; "the sentence was one of transportation for life" [n] expelled from home or country by authority [n] voluntarily absent from home or country [v] expel from a country EXILE is a 5 letter word that starts with E. Synonyms: deport, deportation, deportee, expatriate, expatriate, expatriation, transportation Antonyms: repatriate See Also: absentee, alien, banishment, expel, foreigner, kick out, noncitizen, outlander, proscription, refugee, remittance man, throw out Webster's 1913 Dictionary Definition:\Ex"ile\, n. [OE. exil, fr. L. exilium, exsilium, fr. exsuil one who quits, or is banished from, his native soil; ex out + solum ground, land, soil, or perh. fr.the root of salire to leap, spring; cf. F. exil. Cf. {Sole} of the foot, {Saltation}.] 1. Forced separation from one's native country; expulsion from one's home by the civil authority; banishment; sometimes, voluntary separation from one's native country. Let them be recalled from their exile. --Shak. 2. The person expelled from his country by authority; also, one who separates himself from his home. Thou art in exile, and thou must not stay. --Shak. Syn: Banishment; proscription; expulsion.\Ex"ile\v. t. [imp. & p. p. {Exiled}; p. pr. & vb. n. {Exiling}.] To banish or expel from one's own country or home; to drive away. ``Exiled from eternal God.'' --Tennyson. Calling home our exiled friends abroad. --Shak. Syn: See {Banish}.\Ex*ile"\, a. [L. exilis.] Small; slender; thin; fine. [Obs.] ``An exile sound.'' --Bacon. Dream Dictionary Definition: Dreaming that you are exiled means that your journey will interfere with some engagement and pleasure. Easton Bible Dictionary Definition: (1.) Of the kingdom of Israel. In the time of Pekah, Tiglath-pileser II. carried away captive into Assyria (2 Kings 15:29; comp. Isa. 10:5, 6) a part of the inhabitants of Galilee and of Gilead (B. C. 741). After the destruction of Samaria (B. C. 720) by Shalmaneser and Sargon (q.v. ), there was a general deportation of the Israelites into Mesopotamia and Media (2 Kings 17:6; 18:9; 1 Chr. 5:26). (See ISRAEL, KINGDOM OF .) (2.) Of the kingdom of the two tribes, the kingdom of Judah. Nebuchadnezzar, in the fourth year of Jehoiakim (Jer. 25:1), invaded Judah, and carried away some royal youths, including Daniel and his companions (B. C. 606), together with the sacred vessels of the temple (2 Chr. 36:7; Dan. 1:2). In B. C. 598 (Jer. 52:28; 2 Kings 24:12), in the beginning of Jehoiachin's reign (2 Kings 24:8), Nebuchadnezzar carried away captive 3,023 eminent Jews, including the king (2 Chr. 36:10), with his family and officers (2 Kings 24:12), and a large number of warriors (16), with very many persons of note (14), and artisans (16), leaving behind only those who were poor and helpless. This was the first general deportation to Babylon. In B. C. 588, after the revolt of Zedekiah (q.v. ), there was a second general deportation of Jews by Nebuchadnezzar (Jer. 52:29; 2 Kings 25:8), including 832 more of the principal men of the kingdom. He carried away also the rest of the sacred vessels (2 Chr. 36:18). From this period, when the temple was destroyed (2 Kings 25:9), to the complete restoration, B. C. 517 (Ezra 6:15), is the period of the "seventy years. "In B. C. 582 occurred the last and final deportation. The entire number Nebuchadnezzar carried captive was 4,600 heads of families with their wives and children and dependants (Jer. 52:30; 43:5-7; 2 Chr. 36:20, etc.). Thus the exiles formed a very considerable community in Babylon. When Cyrus granted permission to the Jews to return to their own land (Ezra 1:5; 7:13), only a comparatively small number at first availed themselves of the privilege. It cannot be questioned that many belonging to the kingdom of Israel ultimately joined the Jews under Ezra, Zerubbabel, and Nehemiah, and returned along with them to Jerusalem (Jer. 50:4, 5, 17-20, 33-35). Large numbers had, however, settled in the land of Babylon, and formed numerous colonies in different parts of the kingdom. Their descendants very probably have spread far into Eastern lands and become absorbed in the general population. 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"Ex's & Oh's"Single by Elle Kingfrom the album Love Stuff Released September 23, 2014Format Digital download Recorded 2014; Sun Studio, 706 Union Avenue ( Memphis, Tennessee)Genre Pop rock Length 3: 22Label RCASongwriter (s)Elle King Dave Basset Producer (s) Dave Bassett Elle King singles chronology"I Don't Mind" (2013) " Ex's & Oh's " (2014) " Under the Influence " (2015)" Ex's & Oh's " is a song recorded by American singer and songwriter Elle King for her debut studio album, Love Stuff (2015). It was released September 23, 2014 as King's debut solo single and the album's lead single via RCA Records. [1] The song achieved success in the rock genre, peaking at number 1 on the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and later crossed over to adult pop radio. In June 2015, "Ex's & Oh's" was certified Gold by Music Canada; it has since been certified double Platinum. [2] "Ex's & Oh's" reached the top of the Alternative Songs chart in September 2015, becoming only the second song by a solo female to reach the top since 1996 after Lorde achieved the feat in 2013 with " Royals ". [3] The song also became King's first top-10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100. It also charted moderately well internationally, attaining top-10 peaks in Australia, Austria, and New Zealand, amongst others. "Ex's & Oh's" received two nominations at the 58th Grammy Awards: Best Rock Performance and Best Rock Song. [4]Contents [ hide ]1 Composition2 Critical reception3 Music video4 Live performances5 Chart performance5.1 Weekly charts5.2 Year-end charts6 Certifications and sales7 Release history8 References9 External links Composition [ edit]"Ex's & Oh's" is an uptempo pop rock [5] song that blends elements of alternative rock, [6] blues rock [7] and Southern rock, with a swing beat. [8] [9] The song was written by Elle King with the song's producer, Dave Bassett, and King credits him with helping her shape the sound of the album. [10] Its instrumentation includes the banjo, guitar and drums and is influenced by country music. [7] The song's lyrics describe the narrator's past relationships with needy men and her tendency to " [chew] men up and eat them." [6] [8] King describes how her ex-boyfriends are like ghosts; they always want to come back to haunt her. She also explains how her feelings toward her boyfriends quickly shift and her carelessness over the relationship. According to musicnotes.com, the song is written in E minor. [11]Critical reception [ edit]"Ex's & Oh's" received acclaim from many music critics. Stephen Thomas Erlewine of All Music labelled the song one of the highlights of Love Stuff, writing, "When King walks a fine line between rock crunch and soul testifying, there's some fire." [12] Entertainment blog Renowned for Sound rated the song 4.5 stars out of 5; reviewer Marcus Floyd praised both King's storytelling ability and the song's catchy production, saying: ".. it just has this attractive sound that makes you want to hear it again and again". [6] Bradley Stern wrote a very positive review of the song for Muu Muse in which he described the song as "ballsy, brash and profoundly #unapologetic." [7]Music video [ edit]The music video for "Ex's & Oh's" premiered on May 1, 2015. [13] The video begins with King's character kicking her boyfriend, played by Thom Glant, out of their car in the middle of a desert, and then focuses largely on a barbecue party and other recreational activities at King's trailer campsite in the desert. The video occasionally cuts back to King's boyfriend trying to find her, which he eventually does. Featuring many scantily clad male characters and scenes with clear sexual innuendos, the video inverts the objectification of women common in contemporary music videos, and has been praised by critics for this role reversal. [8] [14]Live performances [ edit]October 22, 2014 in Brooklyn for Paste Magazine. [15] [16]February 17, 2015 on The Today Show. [17]April 3, 2015 on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. [18]October 26, 2015 on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. December 16, 2015 on TFI Friday Christmas Special in the UK. December 19, 2015 on Dermot O'Leary, BBC Radio 2 [19]December 31, 2015 on ABC's yearly broadcast of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest. She was part of the pre-recorded portion that is broadcast from Hollywood, California. January 22, 2016 on BBC 's The Graham Norton Show in the UK. [20]Chart performance [ edit]Weekly charts [ edit]Chart (2014–16) Peak position Australia ( ARIA) [21] 5Austria ( Ö3 Austria Top 40) [22] 5Belgium ( Ultratip Flanders) [23] 4Belgium ( Ultratip Wallonia) [24] 31Canada ( Canadian Hot 100) [25] 14Canada AC ( Billboard) [26] 6Canada CHR/Top 40 ( Billboard) [27] 10Canada Hot AC ( Billboard) [28] 3Canada Rock ( Billboard) [29] 12Czech Republic ( Rádio Top 100) [30] 1Denmark ( Tracklisten) [31] 22France ( SNEP) [32] 119Germany ( Official German Charts) [33] 10Hungary ( Single Top 40) [34] 22Iceland ( RÚV) [35] 1Ireland ( IRMA) [36] 28Israel ( Media Forest) [37] 4Luxembourg Digital Songs ( Billboard) [38] 4Mexico Ingles Airplay ( Billboard) [39] 1Mexico Top 20 Inglés ( Monitor Latino) [40] 5New Zealand ( Recorded Music NZ) [41] 10Poland ( Polish Airplay Top 100) [42] 20Scotland (Official Charts Company) [43] 3Slovenia (Slo Top50) [44] 12Spain ( PROMUSICAE) [45] 26Sweden ( Sverigetopplistan) [46] 60Switzerland ( Schweizer Hitparade) [47] 30UK Singles (Official Charts Company) [48] 15US Billboard Hot 100 [49] 10US Hot Rock Songs ( Billboard) [50] 1US Rock Airplay ( Billboard) [51] 2US Adult Contemporary ( Billboard) [52] 4US Adult Top 40 ( Billboard) [53] 1US Mainstream Top 40 ( Billboard) [54] 7Year-end charts [ edit]Chart (2015) Position Canada (Canadian Hot 100) [55] 35Canada AC ( Billboard) [56] 36Canada Hot AC ( Billboard) [57] 20Canada Rock ( Billboard) [58] 11US Billboard Hot 100 [59] 73US Adult Alternative Songs ( Billboard) [60] 2US Adult Top 40 ( Billboard) [61] 22US Alternative Songs ( Billboard) [62] 4US Hot Rock Songs ( Billboard) [63] 6US Rock Airplay ( Billboard) [64] 4Chart (2016) Position Australia (ARIA) [65] 47Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40) [66] 49Canada (Canadian Hot 100) [67] 95Germany (Official German Charts) [68] 61Slovenia (Slo Top50) [69] 30US Billboard Hot 100 [70] 63US Adult Contemporary ( Billboard) [71] 6US Adult Top 40 ( Billboard) [72] 17US Alternative Songs ( Billboard) [73] 32US Hot Rock Songs ( Billboard) [74] 6US Rock Airplay ( Billboard) [75] 24Certifications and sales [ edit]Region Certification Certified units /Sales Australia ( ARIA) [76] 3× Platinum 210,000 ^Austria ( IFPI Austria) [77] Gold 15,000 *Canada ( Music Canada) [2] 2× Platinum 160,000 ^Germany ( BVMI) [78] Gold 200,000 ^New Zealand ( RMNZ) [79] Platinum 30,000 *United Kingdom ( BPI) [80] Gold 400,000United States ( RIAA) [81] 3× Platinum 3,000,000 [3]*sales figures based on certification alone^shipments figures based on certification alonesales+streaming figures based on certification alone Release history [ edit]Country Date Format Label Ref. United States September 23, 2014 Digital download RCA [1]October 7, 2014 Adult album alternative [82]May 11, 2015 Modern rock radio [83]References [ edit]^ a b "Amazon.com: Ex's & Oh's: Elle King: MP3 Downloads". Amazon Music. Amazon.com. September 23, 2014. Retrieved May 21, 2015.^ a b "Canadian single certifications – Elle King". Music Canada.^ a b White, Emily (September 8, 2015). "Elle King Is Just Second Woman to Top Alternative Songs Chart in Two Decades". Billboard. Retrieved September 9, 2015.^ "Grammy Nominations 2016: See the Full List of Nominees". Billboard. December 7, 2015. Retrieved December 7, 2015.^ "Elle King Crowned No. 1 on Hot Rock Songs With 'Ex's & Oh's' | Billboard". Billboard. Retrieved February 2, 2016.^ a b c Floyd, Marcus (January 30, 2015). "Single Review: Elle King – 'Ex's & Oh's ' ". Renowned for Sound. Retrieved May 21, 2015.^ a b c Stern, Bradley (September 24, 2014). " " Ex's & Oh's": Elle King Breaks Hearts With Her Blues Rock Anthem". Muu Muse. 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[ permanent dead link]External links [ edit]Lyrics of this song at Metro Lyrics [ hide]v t e Elle King Discography Studio albums Love Stuff Extended plays The Elle King EPSingles" Ex's & Oh's " " Under the Influence " " America's Sweetheart " " Good Girls " "Wild Love"Featured singles " Different for Girls " (with Dierks Bentley)Related articles Rob Schneider Categories:2014 singles 2014 songs 2015 singles 2015 songs 2016 singles 2016 songs Elle King songs Billboard Adult Top 40 number-one singles Billboard Alternative Songs number-one singles Billboard Rock Songs number-one singles RCA Records singles Songs written by Dave Bassett (songwriter)Songs with feminist themes Debut singles  Pseudoexfoliation Glaucoma Pseudoexfoliation Glaucoma Pseudoexfoliation Glaucoma Pseudoexfoliation syndrome and Pseudoexfoliation glaucoma consist of flake like microscopic materials which accumulate in the drain of the eye and drive up pressures damaging the optic nerve and many other eye structures. Read further to learn how this condition can be one of the more serious and aggressive forms of glaucoma - but yet perhaps the first to be cured. Introduction Pseudoexfoliation syndrome (Also referred to as XFS, PEX, or PXF) and Pseudoexfoliation glaucoma (XFG) is a spectrum of conditions that was first noticed by ophthalmologists in 1917. It is described as almost microscopic particles which are either white, grey, or granular flakes resembling dandruff and that appear around the surface of the lens and many other eye structures. In fact, this material is found in extraocular organs and so is considered to be systemic in nature. However in the eye, the deposition of this protein like material into the trabecular meshwork, can cause physiological problems which affect the proper functioning of its aqueous drainage, and can lead to high eye pressures. This PEX material can also weaken structures like the ‘zonules’ which help to hold the lens in place, and it is implicated in the formation of cataracts. Overall, 50% of patients with exfoliation syndrome are ultimately diagnosed with glaucoma, and this condition commonly occurs unilaterally - starting first in one eye before advancing to the other. Renowned Glaucoma specialist Dr. Robert Rich who is Surgeon Director of New York Eye and Ear Infirmary is an expert in this condition with many published papers, and has this to say: When averaged across the globe, it is the most common identifiable cause of glaucoma worldwide, and in some countries accounts for the majority of glaucoma. It leads to both open angle glaucoma and angle-closure glaucoma, and has been causatively associated with cataract, lens dislocation, and central retinal vein occlusion. Eyes with XFS have a greater frequency of complications at the time of cataract extraction, such as zonular dialysis, capsular rupture, and vitreous loss. Based on the identification of accumulations in orbital tissues, skin specimens, and visceral organs, XFS appears to be a generalized disorder of the extracellular matrix. The potential ramifications of this disorder appear to be far more important than ever before realized. Two reviews of XFS have appeared in the past year. Signs, symptoms and diagnosis PEX can usually be identified on examination using the slit-lamp. On biomicroscopy, a usually recognizable sign is white, flaky material at the pupil border of the iris and/or on the anterior surface of the lens. The lens usually displays a three ring feature on the anterior lens capsule. There is a central zone of visible exfoliation material combined with a middle clear zone and a cloudy ring at the periphery. The central exfoliative zone is thought to result from the back of the iris rubbing against the lens capsule and liberating it’s exfoliation material. This can result in a loss of iris pigment which can be evidenced by transillumination defects. The pigment granules can also be seen accumulating in the trabecular meshwork via gonioscopy, and the deposition has a distinctive pattern. The peripheral cloudy ring of the lens is usually only visible upon dilation. However, dilation needs to be done with caution because a percentage of XFG patients can have associated narrow angles which can potentially create a risk of angle closure on dilation. There is also the common feature of a unilateral occurrence with XFS or XFG, and pressures can become higher than normally seen in POAG. This higher IOP can result in more rapid nerve damage and visual loss than seen in normal POAG. The other unaffected eye must be watched closely as progression to both eyes eventually occurs in 40% of cases. Another feature which may occur in XFG is poor pupillary response to dilation. This is believed to result from iris dilator muscle atrophy. Cataracts are common with XFG and their removal can be problematic because of the aforementioned problem and also because of weak zonular attachments resulting from the disease. Finally, another feature of XFG is usually the finding of thinner central corneas (CCTs). Treatment In come cases, XFG does not respond favorably to glaucoma medications for lowering IOP. Nevertheless, they are still often used as a first line of treatment. These medications include beta blockers, selective alpha2-receptor agonists, topical and systemic carbonic anhydrase inhibitors, prostaglandin agonists and sympathomimetics. A second line of treatment involves the use of SLT or Selective Laser Trabeculoplasty link. SLT is often effective in XFG and usually gives good pressure lowering results because of the heavier pigmentation in the trabecula. However, this treatment may need to be redone because the effects are usually not permanent. In his correspondence with the Fiteye’s discussion group, Dr. Ritch mentions the usefulness of mitotic drops like pilocarpine in the pressure control of XFG in his patients. Pilocarpine has multiple beneficial actions in eyes with XFS. Not only does it lower IOP, but by increasing aqueous outflow, it should enable the trabecular meshwork to clear more rapidly, and by limiting pupillary movement, should slow the progression of the disease. Theoretically, miotics should be the first line of treatment. Pilocarpine 2% q.h.s. can provide sufficient limitation of pupillary mobility without causing these side effects. Finally, filtration is an option in certain cases of XFG. See Directed Therapy: An Approach to the Improved Treatment of Exfoliation syndrome Etiology PEX is a type of stress induced elastosis associated with the excessive production and abnormal cross linking of elastic microfibrils accumulating in intra and extraocular tissues. Pro-fibrotic growth such as transforming growth factor (TGF)-ß1 and their tissue inhibitors (TIMPs) appear to contribute to the progressive accumulation of PEX material. Several environmental conditions associated with PEX and other fibrotic disorders, including oxidative stress, hypoxia, and elevated levels of pro-fibrotic cytokines (interleukin-6) and growth factors (TGF-ß1), have been shown to regulate both LOXL1 and clusterin expression as well as synthesis of matrix molecules including elastin and fibrillin-1 in vitro (Zenkel et al., ARVO Meeting 2009, Abstract) and may therefore act as co-modulating external factors. PEX syndrome is generally considered as a complex, multi factorial, late-onset disease involving a combination of genetic and non-genetic factors in its etiopathogenesis. There is compelling evidence for LOXL1 as a strong genetic risk factor throughout all populations studied, although the causal variants still need to be characterized. See Genetics and Genomics of Pseudoexfoliation Syndrome/Glaucoma Immunological Association Some have also proposed that PEX has characteristics of an immunological disease. It is well known that in rheumatoid arthritis (RA), a connective tissue disorder, a specific antinuclear antibody (ANA) which has specific activity against joint fluid is expressed, and is found in high concentrations in the serum. The authors of the present study sought to examine the serum and aqueous levels of ANA in both PEX and control eyes to determine whether increased ANA levels might be associated with PEX. 43 eyes with PEX were examined histochemically. Immunological studies were performed on 32 PEX eyes and on 23 control eyes, consisting of pre- and post-operative indirect immunofluorescent analysis of serum and aqueous ANA levels. Immunofluorescence was graded on a subjective scale ranging from 0 to 4. Histochemical analysis revealed that lens epithelium is one of the sources of PEX material. Conjunctiva and trabecular meshwork, in comparison, did not demonstrate PEX material, a negative result which may have resulted from the lack of EM studies. 46.9% of eyes with PEX demonstrated ANA in the aqueous, compared to 8.7% of control eyes. This difference was significant (p < 0.0001). 34.4% of PEX eyes demonstrated ANA in the aqueous, but not in the preoperative serum. In contrast, none of the control eyes demonstrated ANA in the aqueous. This finding suggests that ANA may be abnormally produced and expressed in the anterior segment of eyes with PEX. See Is pseudoexfoliation an immunological disease? Risk factors and demographics Pseudoexfoliation syndrome and glaucoma are fairly common, but they occur more in Nordic, Baltic, and Mediterranean populations where PEX can affect up to 30% of individuals over 60. Pseudoexfoliation also occurs in other ethnicities as well, including Mongolians and South African blacks. Other associated risk factors include living in high altitudes or northern latitudes when young, and being exposed to high amounts of UV light. Blacks are not affected as often as whites (except as noted, South African blacks). Even though some studies show a higher prevalence among women than men, other studies show occurrence is about equal. Unlike pigmentary glaucoma or syndrome, PEX (XFS), and XFG occur more often over the age of 50, with most cases being diagnosed in the 60’s or 70’s. Conclusion Both pseudoexfoliation syndrome and pseudoexfoliation glaucoma represent challenging ocular diseases which also have potential systemic consequences. XFS and XFG both involve low grade inflammation and oxidative stress, and this represents a potential for adjunct treatment besides IOP lowering. There are a host of substances which can potentially help both the inflammation and oxidative stress components of this disease. This should also include a healthy diet for glaucoma. Dr. Ritch recommends Gingko Biloba Extract, Curcumin, and Resveratrol as potential substances having a beneficial effect. And of most importance in our view at Fit Eyes, is the relationship of psychological stress in these conditions. Dr. Ritch also maintains that though XFG is one of the most aggressive forms of glaucoma and presents numerous challenges, it is also possibly one of the first to see a cure due to advances in genetic therapies and stem cell research. Unlike other forms of glaucoma, at least there is an indication of the involvement of an identifiable entity - i.e., the characteristic exfoliative material.  . 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Also, what does it mean when somebody says tangent..."I went off on a tangent." I don't mean the mathematical/trigonometrical definition (opposite/adjacent).2 following 11 answers Answers Relevance Rating Newest Oldest Best Answer: i.e. means 'in example' and e.g. means 'example given' Tangent: A sudden digression or change of course: went off on a tangent during the courtroom argument. Ven · 1 decade ago2 22 Comment When you mean “for example,” use e.g. It is an abbreviation for the Latin phrase exempli gratia. When you mean “that is,” use “i.e.” It is an abbreviation for the Latin phrase id est. Either can be used to clarify a preceding statement, the first by example, the second by restating the idea more clearly or expanding upon it. Because these uses are so similar, the two abbreviations are easily confused. If you just stick with good old English “for example” and “that is” you won’t give anyone a chance to sneer at you. If you insist on using the abbreviation, perhaps “example given” will remind you to use “e.g.,” while “in effect” suggests “I. E.” Going off on a tangent, usually means someone continued on with an argument or point being made until they eventually get to the point to where the initial argument or point trying to be made is lost.ghostbuster1966 · 1 decade ago17 0 Comment Abbreviation For Example Source (s):https://shrinks.im/a744x? · 1 year ago0 0 Comment E.g. means 'for example' in Latin. I.e is also Latin, and stands for 'that is.' i.e. = id est (it is, that is) e.g. = exempli gratia (for the sake of example) When someone says they're going off on a tangent, it means that the subject they're talking about is related to the subject they were speaking of before. In math, the tangent is a line that touches the circle at one point and one point only. Source (s):http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_phrases_%28A%E2%80%93E%29#ERa · 1 decade ago6 0 Commenti.e. == "id est". That's Latin for "it is". e.g. == "exempli gratia" Latin for "for the sake of example". A Tangent is also a line that intersects a circle at one point. Consider following the route of the tangent line compared to the path of the curve. The trigonometrical definition is related. See the link. Source (s):http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Lat...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangent Mention the flag of St David · 1 decade ago0 0 Comment****** EG Exempli Gratia (Latin: For Example) : Source: http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.as... ****** IE Id Est (Latin: That Is) Source: http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.as... A tangent is a line, line segment, or ray that touches a circle at one and only one point. Therefore, when someone is going off on a tangent they are deviating from the main point. Notice, that ultimately, a person goes right bacj=k to the original thought, just like a geometrical tangent!Katz Place · 1 decade ago0 0 Comment For Example Ie Source (s):https://shrink.im/a8x6y? · 2 years ago0 0 Commenti.e. id est (that is) e.g. exempli gratia (for example) both are Latin. i.e. is used in normal sentences....e.g. is typically used in scientific instances, especially in scientific papers with results sections....e.g. typically goes along with numbers Source (s):www.dictionary.com and myself (I'm a scientific researcher by profession currently)nc_strawberry · 1 decade ago0 0 Comment Exempli Gratia (Latin: For Example)★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ · 1 decade ago0 0 Commente.g. exemplia gratia (latin) i.e. id est (latin) In the same vein in which a tangent touches a circle at only one point, the tangent the speaker is referring to touches the current discussion at only one point.phlatulent_phrog · 1 decade ago3 0 Comment No, e.g. means for example; i.e. means that is Tyra B · 1 decade ago4 0 Comment1 2 next Maybe you would like to learn more about one of these? 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Exscudo financial ecosystem: Chiefs presenting Your browser does not currently recognize any of the video formats available. Click here to visit our frequently asked questions about HTML5 video.0:00 / 4:00Meet the CEOAndrew is the Owner and the CEO of Exscudo. With over 18 years of experience in IT technologies and their integration into the real sector of economy he has worked on managerial positions for more than 8 years now. He is a consulting expert on DAPPS Ethereum and consults major Russian financial market players on cryptocurrencies trading. Andrew is an expert on blockchain technologies and decentralized cryptographic data transfer networks. Want more information? Want to know more about Exscudo, visit the main website or the ICO website. The ICO will start at the 25th of April and the crowdsale will last for 37 days. EON coin EON coins EON ico exscudo exscudo ICOSorry, the browser you are using is not currently supported. 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General Q: What is GEOAx IS? A: GEOAx IS is the NGA Enterprise Identity & Access Management (Id AM) mechanism. Access to GVS Services requires GEOAx IS authentication. Q: What are valid forms of GEOAx IS authentication? A: Do D issued CAC, Disadvantaged account Username and Password, Austere account Username and Password, Non-Do D issued PIV, ECA Certificate, and NPE Certificate. Q: Where can I login to GEOAx IS on the network? A: The GEOAx IS Authentication Page is located at the network URLs below: JWICS: https://geoaxis.nga.ic.gov SIPR: https://geoaxis.nga.smil.mil NIPR: https://geoaxis.nga.mil Disadvantaged User Q: What is a Disadvantaged User Account? A: A Disadvantaged User Account is a Username and Password account for a person with CAC credentials who is unable to use their CAC. This user may not have access to a card reader, not have their CAC with them or their CAC no longer works. The Disadvantaged Username and Password allows access to your SBU account as well as access to GVS services. Q: How do I obtain a Disadvantaged User Account? A: Call the NGA Enterprise Service Center (ESC) at 1-800-455-0899 (Comm) or 578-5555 (TS-Vo IP). When enabling a Disadvantaged account, please indicate to the ESC that a password is needed for your SBU account login. Q: How do I login with a Disadvantaged User Account? A: Navigate to the GEOAx IS Authentication Page, select the ''Disadvantaged User'' option, and login with Username and Password. Austere User Q: What is an Austere User Account? A: An Austere User Account is for persons with no ability to obtain a CAC, but who have a mission need to access NIPR authenticated services. An NGA sponsor is needed to establish and maintain an Austere User Account. Q: How do I obtain an Austere User Account? A: Call the NGA Enterprise Service Center (ESC) at 1-800-455-0899 (Comm) or 578-5555 (TS-Vo IP). An NGA sponsor is needed to request and maintain an Austere User account. (Note: GVS is unable to sponsor users for Austere Accounts; please work with your local NGA NST to identify a suitable sponsor). Q: How do I login with a Disadvantaged User Account? A: Navigate to the GEOAx IS Authentication Page, select the ''Austere User'' option, and login with Username and Password. PALSEC User Q: What is a PALSEC User Account? A: PALSEC User Accounts were created, managed and used by GVS as the original authentication mechanism on NIPR prior to the 1.19 release. These accounts allowed users to access Palanterra and Arc GIS services using the GVS ''basemaps'' URL and authenticate with a Username and Password. Release 1.19 added the full GVS feature suite on NIPR, with customer-mandated PKI authentication. PALSEC User Accounts were retained for Palanterra and Arc GIS services while the user community migrated to approved PKI credentials. Q: Can I use my PALSEC username and password to authenticate with GEOAx IS? A: No, GEOAx IS does not support PALSEC credentials. The GVS ''basemap'' services and PALSEC User Accounts have been deprecated with the GVS 2.0 release. Users of the ''basemaps'' services must now access ''maps'' or ''services'' URLs for GVS services and authenticate with GEOAx IS. Users who need Username and Password credentials must obtain a Disadvantaged or Austere User Account to access GVS services to authenticate. Personal Identity Verification (PIV) User Q: What is a PIV User Account? A: PIV (Personal Identity Verification) is a smart card used by non-Do D Federal employees and contractors for identification. Q: How do I obtain a PIV Card? A: Contact your sponsoring agency or company for information on obtaining a PIV Card. See also Trusted CAs and CRLs for a list of GEOAx IS supported agencies. Q: How do I login with a Disadvantaged User Account? A: Because there is no authoritative attribute source for PIV card users, these users will be required to register their PIV credentials with GEOAx IS in order to be allowed authentication access to a protected resource. Navigate to the GEOAx IS Authentication Page, and select the ''PKI Certificate'' option. Select ''OK'' on Do D PIV certificate when prompted, and register your PIV (one time only) by filling in required information (first name, last name, organization, and email) and selecting ''Register Certificate''. Once the PIV has been registered, authentication is the same as PKI. External Certification Authority (ECA) Certificate Q: What is an ECA Certificate? A: An External Certificate Authority (ECA) is a program to support the issuance of Do D-approved certificates to industry partners and other external entities and organizations. Q: How do I obtain an ECA Certificate? A: Information on obtaining ECA Certificates can be found at: http://iase.disa.mil/pki/eca/Pages/index.aspx. See also Trusted CAs and CRLs for a list of GEOAx IS supported agencies. Q: How do I login with an ECA Certificate? A: Because there is no authoritative attribute source for ECA certificate users, these users will be required to register their ECA credentials with GEOAx IS in order to be allowed authentication access to a protected resource. Navigate to the GEOAx IS Authentication Page, and select the ''PKI Certificate'' option. Select ''OK'' on Do D ECA certificate when prompted, and register your ECA certificate (one time only) by filling in required information (first name, last name, organization, and email) and selecting ''Register Certificate''. Once the PIV has been registered, authentication is the same as PKI. Non-Person Entity (NPE) Certificate Q: What is an NPE Certificate? A: An NPE (non-person entity) certificate is a PKI certificate assigned to an authorized device. GEOAx IS accepts Do D signed Root CA certificates. The NPE certificate must be registered within XACTA and with GEOAx IS before being able to authenticate with it. Q: How do I obtain an NPE Certificate? A: Information on obtaining ECA Certificates can be found at: http://iase.disa.mil/pki-pke/Pages/contact.aspx or by calling the NGA PKI hotline: 571-557-5900. Q: How do I register a NPE Certificate? A: NPE Certificates must be registered prior to use. Registration must be performed on the network in which you are using the NPE. In order to request an NPE certificate, navigate to https://geoaxis.nga.mil/portal and scroll down to the following section that reads "Non-Person Entities (NPEs)" and select "Request New NPE" and fill out the requested information. Required Information for NPE Registration: Host Name IP Address Distiguished Name of Server Security Domain where Server is registered (Top Secret, Secret or Unclassified)Server Status (Test, Production, Development)Primary POC Name Primary POC Email Primary POC Phone Trusted Certification Authority (CA) and Certificate Revocation Lists (CRL)Level CA CRLDepartment of State0 U. S. Department of State AD Root CA http://crls.pki.state.gov/crls/Do SADPKIRoot CA.crl1 U. S. Department of State AD High Assurance CA http://crls.pki.state.gov/crls/Do SADPKIHACA.crl & http://crls.pki.state.gov/crls/Do SADPKIHACAsha256.crl1 U. S. Department of State AD Root CA http://crls.pki.state.gov/crls/Do SADPKIRoot CA.crl Entrust SSP0 Entrust managed Services Root CA http://rootweb.managed.entrust.com/CRLs/EMSRoot CA1.crl1 Entrust Managed Services SSP CA http://sspweb.managed.entrust.com/CRLs/EMSSSPCA1.crl1 HHS-FPKI-Intermediate-CA-E1 http://hhspkicrl.managed.entrust.com/CRLs/HHSEntrust CA.crl & http://hhspkicrl.managed.entrust.com/CRLs/HHSEntrust CAc2.crl ORC SSP0 ORC Root 2 http://crl-server.orc.com/CRLs/ORCROOT2.crl1 ORC SSP 3 http://crl-server.orc.com/CRLs/ORCSSP3.crl Treasury Root / SSP0 US Treasury Root CA http://pki.treas.gov/US_Treasury_Root_CA.crl1 DHS CA4 [sha1] http://pki.dimc.dhs.gov/DHS_CA.crl1 DHS CA4 [sha256] http://pki.dimc.dhs.gov/DHS_CA1.crl1 Fiscal Service [46 ea ce a1] http://pki.treas.gov/FS_CA2.crl1 Fiscal Service [4a 61 d0 1a] http://pki.treas.gov/FS_CA4.crl1 Fiscal Service [sha256] http://pki.treas.gov/FS_CA.crl & http://pki.treas.gov/FS_CA5.crl1 NASA Operational CA [44 3e a7 e9] http://pki.treas.gov/NASA_Operational_CA.crl1 NASA Operational CA [45 f9 4a b5] http://pki.treas.gov/NASA_Operational_CA1.crl & http://hc.nasa.gov/combined CRL1.crl1 NASA Operational CA [sha256] http://pki.treas.gov/NASA_Operational_CA2.crl1 OCIO CA [sha1] http://pki.treas.gov/OCIO_CA2.crl1 OCIO CA [sha256] http://pki.treas.gov/OCIO_CA.crl & http://pki.treas.gov/OCIO_CA3.crl1 Social Security Administration CA [sha1] http://pki.treas.gov/SSA_CA.crl1 Social Security Administration CA [sha256] http://pki.treas.gov/SSA_CA1.crl1 US Treasury Public CA [sha1]1 US Treasury Public CA [sha256] http://pki.treas.gov/public_ca.crl Common Access Errors These are the most common Errors that users experience while trying to authenticate and connect to GVS Services. GVS Supported Browsers and Clients Q: What Browser and Client versions are supported by GVS? A: Review GVS Supported Browsers and Clients for a current list of supported versions. Setting Up Authentication For Firefox Q: How do you set up authentication in Firefox? A: If you do not get prompted for CAC/PKI authentication when using Firefox to access the GVS Homepage, you can install the Do D Firefox Add-on or manually add your card reader to Firefox. Do D Firefox Add-on Before being able to access GVS on NIPR from Firefox, users will need to make sure the PKI module is loaded. See Manually loading the PKI Module in Firefox pdf for screen captures. Open Firefox From the menu bar, select Tools -> Options -> Advanced -> Certificats -> Security Devices Verify modules do not have the following pathnames: C:/Program Files/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs201.dll C:/Program Files (x86)/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs201.dll Select Load, leave name as ''New PKCS#11 Module'' and click ''browse'' to navigate and add Module Filename Windows XPModule Filename C:/Program Files/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs201.dll If this file is not available, you can try C:/Program Files/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs211.dll Windows 7Module Filename C:/Program Files (x86)/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs201.dll If this file is not available, you can try C:/Program Files (x86)/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs211.dll If neither of these files are available, you can try C:/Program Files/Activ Identity/Activ Client/acpkcs201.dll Firefox PKI Certificate Resolution Q: Why am I seeing authentication errors in Firefox only? A: As of June 2016, the Firefox Browser has not been updated with the newest Do D CA chains for certificate validation. The issue is being tracked under PBI000003132815. The current workaround method for using Firefox is: Internet Explorer In Internet Explorer, select Tools->Internet Options Click the Content tab Click the Certificates Button Click the Intermediate Certification Authorities Tab Click the "DOD ID SW CA-38" Certificate Click Export Click Next Select "Base-64 enconded X.509 (. CER), Click Next Enter in a file name/location to save the certificate, Click Next Click Finish Click the Trusted Root Certification Authorities Tab Click the "Do D Root CA 3" Certificate Click Export Click Next Select "Base-64 enconded X.509 (. CER), Click Next Enter in a file name/location to save the certificate, Click Next Click Finish Click Close Click Cancel Firefox In Firefox, select Tools->Options Click the Advanced Tab Click the Certificates Tab Click the View Certificates Button Click the Authorities Tab Click the Import Button Select the export of the "Do D Root CA 3 Certificate"Check all 3 checkboxes, Click OKClick the Import Button Select the export of the "DOD ID SW CA-38 Certificate"Check all 3 checkboxes, Click OKVerify both certificates are now listed under the "U. S. Government" Certificate Name Clear the browser cache, close the browser, and reopen a new session Verify the certificate error is no longer present when going to any of the GVS URLs If there are no current Root certificates installed in your browser, please reference the following below section. Installing Root Certificates Q: What happens if I don't have any DOD Root Certificates installed in my browser? A: Follow the steps below outlining installing DOD Root Certificates. Go to http://iase.disa.mil/pki-pke/Pages/tools.aspx Click the Trust Store tab Download the "Install Root 5.0: NIPR Windows Installer" that is compatible with your system Run the installer to complete the installation. If further decriptions/instructions are needed, please reference Install Root 5.0: User Guide Internet Explorer Cross-Certificate Resolution Q: What happens if I get a "This page cannot be displayed" condition in Internet Explorer for a GEOAx IS protected page? A: If you believe you have received a "This page cannot be displayed" error when accessing a GEOAx IS protected page in IE, first go to the GEOAx IS Portal page ( https://geoaxis.nga.mil) in both IE and Firefox. If you are able to get to the proper page in Firefox, your Internet Explorer will need to complete the following steps. Indication: In Internet Explorer, select Tools->Internet Options Click the Content Tab Click the Certificates Button Click the Intermediate Certification Authorities Tab In the presented Authorities list, look in the "Issued To" column for certificates listed under "Do D Root CA 2" and Issued By "Do D Interoperability Root CA 1". Resolution Remove any certificate entries with the Issued To set to "Do D Root CA 2" and Issued By "Do D Interoperability Root CA 1" by pressing Remove. Leave those Issued To "Do D Interoperability CA 1" and those Issued By "Do D Root CA 2"Click Close Click OKClear your IE Browser Cache Close your IE Browser session Open a new IE Browser session Press CTRL+Shift+Delete A prompt will appear and select Cache Select all cache and click Delete Close the browser Open a new browser session and try to reaccess the PKI protected resource Using Google Earth Q: What version of Google Earth should I use on SBU to access GVS Services? A: NGA users working on SBU thin client workstations will find two versions of Google Earth installed (v5.2 & v7.0.3). Users need to launch v7.0.3 as the GVS Google Earth Globe is only compatible with v7.0.3. Download Google Earth EC 7.0.3Download Google Earth EC 7.0.3 (Standalone)Q: Why can't I access the GVS Google Earth Globe as a first time user? A: When accessing the GVS Google Earth Globe for the first time, some NGA users need to sign-out of the Google Globe and sign back in using the new GVS Google Earth Globe URL. Instructions to sign out/sign in to a Globe server in Google Earth: Go to File -> Server -> Sign Out Go to File -> Server -> Sign In, and replace http://kh.google.com with https://earth.gvs.nga.mil. Q: What do I do if I am not able to login to another globe? A: Sometimes users can become ''stuck'' to one globe when using GE. You will need to test and adjust the default Globe. Instructions for testing and setting default Globe for GE in Registry:1. Test if you are stuck to a globe: Launch Google Earth EC (recommended version 7.0.3). If no prompt appears for entering in a globe URL,Select File -> Disabled Automatic Signin Select File -> Server Sign Out Select Server Sign In If a prompt still does not appear, you are most likely stuck to a globe, proceed to step 22. If stuck to a globe, you will need to adjust the registry to change the default globe. Please contact your administrator if you do not have rights to change the registry. Open a Command Prompt Window (Start -> Run -> Type ''cmd'', OK)Enter in the following text: reg add "HKCU\Software\Google\Google Earth EC" /v Default Server Url /d https://earth.gvs.nga.mil /f This will set the default globe to be https://earth.gvs.nga.mil Q: How do I connect to multiple globes at the same time in Google Earth? A: To connect to another globe at the same time in Google Earth you will use the ''Add Database'' feature Instructions to connect to another globe at the same time in Google Earth: Select File -> Add Database Enter the globe URL into the prompt GEOAx IS Maximum Number of Login Attempts Error or Oracle Account Disabled Error If accessing the GVS Homepage ( https://home.gvs.nga.mil/home) you receive a GEOAx IS error message stating "Login Failed: Maximum Number of Login Attempts" or an Oracle error message stating your Oracle account has been disabled, you must clear your browser SSL Certificates and Cache. Instructions to clear SSL Certificates and Browser Cache: Internet Explorer Tools -> Internet Options -> Content -> Clear SSL State -> OKTools -> Internet Options -> General -> Browsing History -> Delete Select Cookies and Temporary Internet Files and Delete Restart IE and go to GVS Home Page, you should get prompted for a Certificate Firefox Tools -> Clear Recent History (or press Ctrl+Shift+Delete)Under Time Range, select "Everything"Select Cookies, Cache, and Active Logins (Select Details to expand the options if not visible)Select Clear Now Restart Firefox and go to GVS Homepage you should get prompted for a Certificate GEOAx IS Certificate-Based Authentication Failed Error Some users are being denied access to GVS and Intelink services because of a CAC authentication error. DISA has released the FBCA Cross-Certificate Removal Tool (CCRT) to fix this issue. If accessing the GVS Homepage you receive a GEOAx IS error message stating "Certificate-based authentication failed" error message, download and run the CCRT tool. FBCA CCRT 1.12 Download FBCA CCRT 1.12 User Guide After downloading the .zip file, extra the contents and click on the .exe file to run GEOAx IS 3rd-party Cookies Error Internet Explorer is configured by default to block 3rd-party cookies. This causes problems when external (non-NGA) users attempt to authenticate through GEOAx IS. Complete at least one of the following options to enable 3rd-party cookies: Under Tools -> Internet Options -> Privacy, set the privacy level to "Low" or "Accept all cookies"Under Tools -> Internet Options -> Privacy, click "Advanced", enable "Override automatic cookie handling" and select "Accept" for Third-party Cookies Under Tools -> Internet Options -> Security, click "Trusted sites" -> "Sites", add "nga.mil" as a trusted site (This option may require administrative rights. )External users may also alternatively use supported versions of the Firefox or Chrome browsers, which are configured by default to allow 3rd party cookies and are not affected by this issue. If you are unable to register or authenticate your certificates and connect to GVS Services, call the NGA Enterprise Service Center (ESC) at 1-800-455-8099 (Comm) or 578-5555 (TS-Vo IP).<< Back to previous page Document last modified March 26, 2015Support 800-455-0899 Feedback UNCLASSIFIED  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Custom Search Feedback form A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z- E -Ean (food industry term): European article number. Early bird allowance (food industry term): A manufacturer's incentive offered to retailers who order seasonal or promotional items before the season or event begins. Earnings before interest and taxes (ebit) (food industry term): A performance indicator. Eas (food industry term): Electronic article surveillance. Eatin' irons: An old Western term for utensils; fork, spoon and knife. Eau-de-vie: [French] "water of life," describes any colorless brandy distilled from fermented fruit juice. Kirsch (cherry) and framboise (raspberry) are two popular varieties. Ebit (food industry term): Earnings before interest and taxes. Ebt (food industry term): Electronic benefits transfer. Eccles Cake: a round flat cake made of pastry filled with currants etc. This cake originated in the two of Eccles, Lancashire, England. Eclair: [French] a small finger-shaped bun made of puff paste with a glace icing, filled with custard or whipped cream. Economy store (food industry term): A no-frills food store that features a limited selection of low-priced merchandise. High-volume sales and lower operating costs offset a smaller profit margin. Ecr (food industry term): Efficient consumer response. Ecrivisses: [French] crayfish. Edam Cheese: A famous Dutch cheese exported in balls covered with bright-red- or yellow-paraffin-coated rinds; a good all-purpose cheese with a mellow flavor. Edam is second only to Gouda as Holland's most exported cheese. Edi (food industry term): Electronic data interchange. Edlc (food industry term): Everyday low cost. Edlp (food industry term): Everyday low pricing. Edp (food industry term): Electronic data processing. Eel: A long snake:like fish with smooth scaleless skin and a rich, sweet, and firm flesh. Eels, which are considered a fatty fish, are very popular in Europe and Japan. Eel: A variety of anadromous fish with a snakelike shape. Eels generally have firm, fatty flesh and are gray, olive or black in color. Eeoc (food industry term): Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. Efficient assortment (food industry term): An ECR method to maximize store volume and gross margins. Its key drivers are category and space allocation targeted by store, quicker adjustments of product in response to changes in customer purchases, identification and emphasis on higher volume/margin items, and improved pricing strategies to increase return on investment. Efficient consumer response (ecr) (food industry term): A collaborative industry strategy to reduce the costs of goods throughout the system by automatic replenishment shipments to control inventories and better maintain store conditions. Distributors and suppliers work cooperatively with the goal of reducing retail prices and consumer choice of products. Efficient product introductions (food industry term): An ECR initiative used to accurately time the introduction of new products. that are more directly related to consumer needs. Efficient promotion (food industry term): An advertising strategy that causes an increase in sales and an improved competitive position for the retailer. Efficient replenishment (food industry term): A core ECR strategy that integrates data throughout the food distribution system to automatically reorder, transport, and restock products. Effiler: To remove the fibrous string from a string bean; to thinly slice almonds. Eft (food industry term): Electronic funds transfer. Egg Noodles: The most popular type of Asian noodle, these ribbons vary in length, width and thickness; made from a dough of wheat flour, water and eggs and usually boiled. Can be found fresh in some Asian supermarkets, and are readily available dried. Egg roll: Usually served as an appetizer, this small, deep-fried Chinese pastry is filled with minced or shredded vegetable and often meat. Egg roll skins are available in Asian markets and most large supermarkets. Egg thread: Lightly beaten eggs that are poured slowly into a hot broth, creating irregular shaped threads used to garnish soups. Egg Threads: Lightly beaten eggs poured slowly into a hot broth or soup. Egg wash (food industry term): An egg-based glaze brushed on bakery items to produce a gloss Egg wash: A thoroughly combined mixture of 1 whole egg, egg yolk, or egg white mixed with 1 tablespoon cold water or milk. This mixture is brushed on the unbaked surface of breads, pastries, or other baked goods just before baking to provide a rich color or gloss to the crust. Egg Wash: A mixture of beaten eggs (yolks, whites, or whole eggs) with either milk or water, used to glaze baked goods. Egg White Powder: Spray dried egg albumen, which can be used in most recipes requiring egg white. It produces an exceptionally high volume, stable egg white foam for use in angel food cakes, chiffon pies, meringues, and divinity. Use egg white powder for uncooked foods such as marzipan and buttercream icing, or foods which are lightly cooked (pie meringues), without the worries associated with fresh egg white, because it is heat treated to meet USDA standards for being salmonella negative. Egg yolk: This part of the egg contains all of the fat in an egg. Yolks are a good source of protein, iron, vitamin A, vitamin D, choline, and phosphorus. The egg white is a good source of protein and riboflavin. Egg yolk: The yellow center portion of a whole egg; an emulsifier contaning lecithin, vitamins, lutein, fat and choline. Egg: Most eggs come from hens, but duck, goose, and quail eggs are available too. Eggs should be refrigerated in the original container, large end up. Because the yolk is high in cholesterol, imitation eggs come from egg whites and additives. Egg: The hard-shelled, ovoid reproductive body produced by a bird, consisting principally of a yolk and albumen. Eggplant: Though usually thought of as a vegetable, the eggplant is actually a fruit related to the potato and tomato. There are many varieties of eggplant, with colors ranging from dark purple to white and sizes from 2 inches to 12 inches. An eggplant's shape can vary from oblong to round. The most common variety of fruit in the United States is large and pear-shaped, with a smooth, glossy deep-purple skin. Eggplant: Eggplants are native to Africa and Asia, and in many parts of those continents, they have come to be regarded as a satisfying substitute for meat. Also known as an aubergine. Eggs: In home baking, neither the shell color nor the grade of egg matter. The size standard recipes call for is large unless stated otherwise. Eggs perform many functions - leavening, binding, thickening, coating or glazing, emulsifying, moisturizing or drying, and adding color, flavor, and nutrients to the finished product. Eggs also may be used to retard crystallization in some frostings. Eis (food industry term): Executive information system. Ejotes: [Spanish] green beans; string beans. Elasticity: Capable of recovering shape after stretching; developed gluten in dough is elastic. Elderberries: The tart fruit of the elder tree found throughout the Northern Hemisphere. The small, dark purple-black berry is very sour when eaten raw, but can be quite delicious when used in jellies, pies, tarts or syrups. Electric jack (food industry term): A pallet jack, equipped with a battery that operates under its own power to move pallets within a warehouse or store. Electrolyte: Dissolved compound capable of carrying an electric current and be broken down into elemental parts. Electronic article surveillance (eas) (food industry term): An electronic loss-prevention system that signals if a product has not been de-activated at a cash register. Used on high-ticket items, such as alcohol and cigarettes. Electronic benefits transfer (ebt) (food industry term): A system utilizing a debit card for food stamp recipients to use to purchase products in a retail supermarket. Electronic cash register (ecr) (food industry term): A stand-alone, point-of-sale terminal used by a cashier to check or scan customer's orders. Electronic coupon clearing (food industry term): Scanning coupons for faster processing and control. Electronic data interchange (edi) (food industry term): The use of telecommunications to exchange business information between companies using standard formats. Electronic data processing (edp) (food industry term): The use of computer and other peripheral equipment in all areas of the store and headquarters to assemble, calculate and store information. See buying, ordering; accounting and controls; checkout operations; electronic funds transfer system. Electronic discounts (clipless coupons) (food industry term): A discount price for the future purchase of an item printed on a customer's receipt. Electronic funds transfer (eft) (food industry term): The use of telecommunications systems and debit and credit cards to move funds. Paperless system used with credit and debit cards. Electronic mail (e-mail) (food industry term): An electronic communications system using a computer that enables the user to generate and transmit messages to other locations/addresses via the internet. Electronic marketing (food industry term): The use of shopper programs to reward frequent customers for their loyalty. Uses a scan card to monitor customer purchases and provide electronic discounts on special products. Electronic shelf labels (esl) (food industry term): Liquid crystal display (LCD) shelf tags linked to a backroom computer and POS system that automatically display price changes. Electronic shopping (food industry term): Digital shopping via the World Wide Web (WWW) on the Internet. Electronic signature capture (food industry term): A liquid-crystal touch screen that records a signature as a digital image, which reduces paperwork. Elephant garlic: Elephant garlic is not true garlic but a form of leek. Its white- or purple-skinned cloves are the size of Brazil nuts, and their flavor mild enough to not require cooking. Peel the cloves as you would an onion and use as you would garlic. Elk: A large member of the deer family. Elk meat is called "venison." Antelope, caribou, elk, deer, moose and reindeer meat is also classified as venison, the most popular large animal game meat in the U. S. Elotes: [Spanish] fresh corn cut from the cob; ear of fresh corn. Emmental Cheese: What most Americans know as Swiss cheese. Switzerland's oldest and most important cheese, Emmentaler has a distinctively nutty-sweet, mellow flavor. It was named for Switzerland's Emmental valley and is exported in giant wheels weighing from 150 pounds to 220 pounds each. Emmental cheese: Named for Switzerland's Emmental valley, this mellow, sweet but nutty cheese is the best Swiss cheese you can buy. It has big holes and a natural, light-brown rind. Empanada: A small, savory pie that are usually filled with meat, seafood or vegetables. Empanada: A small savory pie from Spain and South America. Fillings may be made of meat, seafood, or vegetables. The fillings can be seasoned in many ways. Those from around Spain are flavored with peppers, onions, and tomatoes. Those from South America have a sweet/sour undertone from the addition of raisins and green olives. Crusts may be made from bread dough or flaky dough like pate brisee and puff pastry. Baked or fried pastry turnovers; stuffed with sweet or savory fillings; a street food eaten throughout Latin America. Empanaditas: Tiny turnovers; traditional New Mexican Christmas food when filled with a Southwestern version of mincemeat. Emulsify, emulsifier: An ingredient such as an egg that, when beaten with two non-mixing ingredients like oil and vinegar, will hold them in a suspension so they do not separate. Emulsify: To bind together liquid ingredients that do not dissolve into each other (like vinegar and oil). Emulsion: A mixture of two or more liquids that don't easily combine. such as oil and vinegar. En Brochette: To cook small pieces of food on skewers. En crocite: [French] food encased in pastry. En Croute: Food baked in a crust. En Papillote: Enclosing foods (like fish) in parchment paper or foil and cooking in an oven or on a grill. En Papilotte: [French] Food wrapped, cooked and served in oiled or buttered paper or foil. Encebollada: [Spanish] a dish, often meat, covered with cooked onions. Encharito: [Spanish] a huge enchilada made with a flour tortilla; a cross between a burrito and an enchilada. Enchilada: Corn tortillas stuffed with meat, chicken, cheese (or a combination), rolled and topped with a red or green chile sauce. Enchilada: [Spanish] the word comes from the way the dish is made, by drenching or dipping tortillas en chile; rolled or stacked corn tortillas filled with meat or cheese, covered with chile sauce, then baked. Encurtido: [Spanish] pickled; preserved. End aisle display, end cap, end display or ends (food industry term): A massive merchandise display at the end of an aisle which is a prime selling location for high margin, impulse items. End of month (eom) (food industry term): An accounting term that designates the last calendar day of a month as the final date for payment of bills. Endive: A plant with dark green, curly leaves and a slightly bitter flavor. Endive: Closely related to and often confused with chicory, endive comes in two main varieties: Belgian and curly. Belgian endive is creamy white and oblong with pale yellow tips; it's grown completely in the dark to prevent it from turning green. Curly endive has prickly dark green leaves and a pleasantly bitter flavor. Endosperm: The starch granules in grain embedded in gluten-forming proteins from which flour or meal is produced; 80-85% of a wheat kernel is endosperm. Ends (food industry term): The last part of whole loaves of meat and cheese in the Deli Department. Enebro: [Spanish] juniper. Eneldo: [Spanish] dill. Enfrijolada: [Spanish] a type of enchilada made with corn tortillas, refried beans and cheese. English chop: A double-rib lamb chop. English Pea: Common garden pea, also called green pea. English Walnut: A nut with a wrinkled tan shell and a double lobed interior nut meat that has a sweet flavor. It can be eaten raw or used in baking and cooking. Enoki Mushrooms: Small white mushrooms that grow in clumps with long, thin stems and a mild, almost fruity flavor. They have a crisp, crunchy texture when fresh, but tend to become tough when heated; also known as velvet stem, snow puff and golden mushrooms. Enoki: A slender Asian mushroom sold in small packages; good raw in salads or cooked as a garnish. To use, just trim off the spongy base and separate the strands. Enrich: To improve the nutritional value of an ingredient or food. Baked goods may be enriched by using milk, enriched flour, whole grain flours, eggs, soy protein or flour. Enriched All-purpose Flour: Because all-purpose flour does not contain wheat germ, U. S. law requires iron, niacin, riboflavin and thiamin to be added. "Enriched" appears on the label of flour with added nutrients. Enriched: Resupplied with vitamins and minerals lost or diminished during processing of food. Ensalada: [Spanish] salad. Entrecete: A steak cut from the rib section of beef. It is boneless and has a very thin layer of fat. Though steaks cut from the loin ends of the rib are a finer quality steak, the whole rib may be used for entrecete. The term is sometimes used referring to a strip steak. This is not an accurate description. This cut of beef is called the faux-filet or contre-filet. The same as Delmonico steak; a rib chop. Entree: In the United States an entree is the main dish of a meal. The original French term referred to the first course of a meal, served after the soup and before the meat. Entree: Originally, a meat of fish served before the main course; also used to designate the main dish of the meal. Envinado/a: [Spanish] wine added. Eom (food industry term): End of month. Epazote: A pungent herb with a flavor similar to coriander. Epazote is often added to beans to reduce gas. Epazote: Strong, bitter perennial herb used primarily to flavor beans; also known as Mexican tea, stinkweed, pigweed, wormseed or goosefoot; occasionally mistaken for lamb's lettuce; grows wild in the United States and Mexico; flavor is intense, reminiscent of eucalyptus; used for tea, stews, soups, green pipi ns and moles; cooked with all types of beans to reduce their gaseous qualities. Epinards: [French] spinach. Equal employment opportunity commission (eeoc) (food industry term): A U. S. government agency that enforces federal legislation, which prohibits discrimination in the workplace. Equipment: Hand or electrical tools and appliances needed to accomplish a task, craft or job. Equivalent: Equal or the same (Example, three teaspoons is equivalent to one tablespoon). Escabeche: [Spanish] pickled; souse; vegetables, especially chiles, marinated or pickled in vinegar. A highly seasoned marinade used to flavor and preserve food. Fish and chicken are the most common foods used for escabeche. First the meat is fried and placed in a dish large enough to hold all of the food in one layer. Then a marinade made of onions, peppers, vinegar, and spices is poured over the food while hot. The whole dish is then allowed to rest overnight and served cold. Escalope, Escallop: [Italian] a thinly sliced food similar to a scaloppini. This may consist of meat, fish, or vegetables; food baked in layers, covered with sauce and crumbs. Escalope: Very thin slices of meat or fish containing absolutely no fat, skin, gristle or bones. Escargot: French term for edible snails, either terrestrial, freshwater or marine. Escargot: An edible snail. It is the common name for the land gastropod mollusk. The edible snails of France have a single shell that is tan and white, and 1 to 2 inches diameter. Escarole: A broad-leafed, pale green, mild-flavored endive. Most often eaten raw in salads, escarole can be briefly cooked and used in soups; also known as Batavian endive. Escarole: See Endive. Esl (food industry term): Electronic shelf labels. Espagnole Sauce: This is the foundation of all of the brown sauces. A number of modifications have been made of this sauce since its conception. The sauce is now made of a rich brown veal stock thickened with a brown roux. The sauce is then simmered with a mirepoix, bouquet garni, and wine. The long, slow cooking help to purify and concentrate its flavor. It is finally strained through very fine muslin. Demi-glace and glace de viande are all structured around a fine espagnole sauce. Espinacas: [Spanish] spinach. Espresso: This thick, strong coffee is made from French or Italian roast - beans with a shiny, dark oily surface. Essence: Extract. While the words may be used interchangeably US-Great Britain, all essences are extracts, but extracts are not all essences. A stock is a water extract of food. Other solvents (edible) may be oil, ethyl alcohol, as in wine or whiskey, or water. Wine and beer are vegetable or fruit stocks. A common oil extract is of cayenne pepper, used in Asian cooking (yulada). Oils and water essences are becoming popular as sauce substitutes. A common water essence is vegetable stock. A broth is more concentrated, as in beef broth, or bouillon. Beef tea is shin beef cubes and water sealed in a jar and cooked in a water bath for 12 to 24 hours. Most common are alcohol extracts, like vanilla. Not possible to have a water extract of vanilla (natural bean) but vanillin (chemical synth) is water solution. There are also emulsions lemon pulp and lemon oil and purees (often made with sugar) Oils, such as orange or lemon rind (zest) oil, may be extracted by storing in sugar in seal ed container. Distilled oils are not extracts or essences. Attar of rose (for perfume) is lard extracted rose petal oil. Estilo: [Spanish] "in the style of. "Estimated inventory (food industry term): A physical inventory method used to calculate the total cash value of a store's inventory. A product count is multiplied by the retail price. The estimated gross-profit margin is subtracted from that figure to get an estimate of the worth in dollars of items in a store. Estofado: [Spanish] stew. Estouffade: A beef stew made with red wine. Ethernet (food industry term): A local area network (LAN) used to connect computers, in contrast to a network used to connect computers in a larger area, a wide area network (WAN). Ethnic foods (food industry term): Products that a particular ethnic (racial, national) or cultural group favor, such as Mexican, Chinese or kosher foods. Etouffee: The French term a l'etouffee, meaning "to smother or suffocate," refers to a method in which foods are cooked over low heat with a minimal amount of liquid in a tightly covered pan. Exampleetouffee: French for smothered and refers to a stewed dish cooked little liquid in a tightly closed pot. Usually served over white rice. Etuver: To braise with very little or no liquid. Eulachon: A rich and oily mild:flavored variety of smelt fish. The eulachon is also called the "candlefish" because Indians sometimes run a wick through their high:fat flesh and use them for candles. European article number (ean) (food industry term): A European, 13-digit bar code that identifies products and shipping containers, which is compatible with U. S. and Canadian UPCs, although there are differences in format. European turbot: A highly prized flatfish found in European waters. This fish has a lean, firm white flesh and a mild flavor. Turbot is also the market name for several varieties of flounder fished from Pacific waters. Evaporated Milk: Canned, unsweetened milk that is homogenized milk from which 60% of the water is removed. Available in whole evaporated milk: 7.9% butterfat and skim cotain s1/2% or less. Evaporated milk: Preserved milk that has much of the water content removed through evaporation. Similar to condensed milk, but not nearly as sweet. Event merchandising/event marketing (food industry term): A store or community wide promotion of targeted products through a series of related activities or using a particular theme. Every day low cost (edlc) (food industry term): A manufacturer's pricing strategy in which the cost of goods is consistently low. Every day low price (edlp) (food industry term): A retail pricing strategy in which the product prices are kept consistently low. See high-low pricing. Exception count (food industry term): A physical inventory verification procedure to identify stock conditions outside predetermined limits. These limits generally relate to shelf capacity and back stock, i.e., too much, too little or out-of-stock. Executive information system (eis) (food industry term): Computer software used to summarize operational data and prepare executive reports. Exotic produce (food industry term): Fruits and vegetables not grown in North America and considered "exotic", such as, kiwi fruit and ugli fruit. Exotic/ethnic sections (food industry term): Unique products from all over the world. Special sections may feature Asian, Spanish, Italian and other foods or products. Expense (food industry term): Overhead costs that include salaries, supplies, advertising, depreciation, and maintenance. Expert systems (food industry term): Software used to interpret data and highlight key events, enabling a category manager to focus on the most relevant problems. Expiration date (food industry term): A manufacturer's "sell by" date stamped on products to indicate shelf life. Express lane (food industry term): A lane used to check out customers with a limited number of items. Extended dating or extended terms (food industry term): An accounting term that allows longer than usual payments for products. Extenders (food industry term): Shelves, tables or baskets used along with permanent fixtures to increase display space in a department. Extra Lean: Poultry, meat, seafood or game containing less than 5 grams of fat, less than 2 grams of saturated fat and less than 95 milligrams of cholesterol per serving (100 grams). Extract (Essence): Flavors from various foods that have been concentrated by distillation or evaporation. Extraordinary items (food industry term): All infrequent or unusual financial events, including net operating loss carryforwards to the current period. Extra-virgin Olive Oil: Olive oil produced from the first cold-pressing, considered the finest and fruitiest, with only 1 percent acid. Its color can range from clear champagne to bright green. Eye level (food industry term): A merchandising strategy to increase sales of a product by placing it at a customer's eye level.- Please bookmark this page (add it to your favorites). - If you wish to link to this page, you can do so by referring to the URL address below this line.https://theodora.com/food/culinary_dictionary_food_glossary_e.html Copyright © 1995-2011ITAall rights reserved.  Learning vocabulary: Working out the meaning of unknown words 1. The words " polybrachygyny " and " leks " are explained Some male birds spend all their time mating and do not provide the female with any benefits other than indications of their vigour. This condition, called polybrachygyny, means that males that show the most effective displays are most persuasive in attracting females. These displays are given at localised courting places called leks.2. The phrases " free-running experiments " and " free-running rhythms " are explained. Because there are no constraints placed upon the timing of the volunteer's activities in such a time-free environment, these are called free-running experiments and the rhythms measured during them are known as free-running rhythms.3. Synonym in apposition or with " or "A majority of experts agree that neandertaloids were the first members of our species, Homo sapiens. Most metals are malleable; they can be hammered into flat sheets; nonmetals lack this quality. Some metals are also ductile; they can be drawn out into thin wires; nonmetals are not usually ductile. Glandular fever, or infectious mononucleosis, is a serious disease. Each transformed organism is fitted to or adapted to its habitat.4. Example We humans are Animalia: mobile, multicelled organisms that derive energy from ingestion ("eating"). Methadone is an example of a synthetic narcotic drug.5. Description The Anthropoidea, on the other hand, are sometimes called the "higher primates." They have relatively larger and rounder skull cases, flatter faces, and mobile lips detached from the gums.6. Explanation using " that is "Each tribal group, identified by the language it speaks, is an exogamous unit; that is, people must marry outside the group and therefore always marry someone who speaks another language.7. Explanation using "-"Today, the sense of anomie - alienation, disconnectedness - at Apple is major. 