Porn Stars Predict Who Will Win The Academy Awards
Who will win the 86th Academy Awards? As the Oscars approach, people are wondering who will take home Hollywood's most recognizable phallic symbol. One place to find the answer is TIME's film critic extraordinaire Richard Corliss. Or you could ask a bunch of porn stars. Vivid's adult film actresses gave Uproxx their predictions about who will grab Oscars this Sunday, so if you're struggling to fill out a winners' chart or whatever people use to bet on these things, they're worth taking a gander at. Yes, porn stars are not traditionally considered psychic, but an ape has correctly predicted the Super Bowl winner for years, so don't scoff at soothsaying from sordid sources. Here are the top picks from some of porn's biggest stars, Ash Hollywood Best Picture-Gravity Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio Best Actress-Sandra Bullock Best Director-Martin Scorsese, Brandy Aniston Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey Best Actress-Sandra Bullock Best Director-Martin Scorsese, Kendall Karson Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey Best Actress- Sandra Bullock Best Director- Martin Scorsese, Mary Carey Best Picture-American Hustle Best Actor-Christian Bale Best Actress-Amy Adams Best Director-David O. Russell, Savanna Samson Best Picture-Gravity Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey Best Actress-Meryl Streep Best Director-Alfonso Cuaron, Penny Paxx Best Picture-Gravity Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio Best Actress-Amy Adams Best Director-David O. Russell, Ashley Blue Best Picture-12 Years a Slave Best Actor-Bruce Dern Best Actress-Amy Adams Best Director-Martin Scorsese