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Caution Spoilers ahead. This week's episode began right where we left off, with a dead king and his mother screaming for her brother to be arrested for committing the crime. As Tyrion is being hauled away, Ser Dontos is shuttling Sansa through King's Landing in an attempt to escape the city before Tywin Lannister can have it completely closed off. The fact that Dontos  a literal fool  is able to thwart Tywin's effort so effortlessly was a nice hint that he wasn't acting alone. Strange things happen in Westeros all the time, but the idea that a bumbling former knight could thwart the designs of the realm's most manipulative thinker would require too much suspension of disbelief. Sure enough, when Sansa and Dontos arrive at the large ship, accompanied by so much fog it practically deserves its own place in the credits, we discover that Littlefinger has been the one pulling these particular puppet strings. For anyone who has paid even the slightest attention to Petyr Baelish's actions over the course of the first three seasons, the idea that he could be the one behind Joffrey's assassination isn't far-fetched. After all, he's the one who disputed Varys' assertion last season that chaos is a gaping pit, instead insisting, "Chaos is a ladder." If you go back and listen to that episode-ending monologue, it quickly becomes apparent that Littlefinger  with the proper plan and tools at his disposal  could be far more dangerous to Westeros than any of the Lannisters  even Joffrey. Baelish's scene with Sansa this week only helps to confirm that idea. Immediately after bringing her onboard his ship, he has his men put arrows through Ser Dontos, explaining, "Money buys a man's silence for a time. Bolt to the heart buys it forever." There's some delicious irony in the former Master of Coin criticizing Dontos for helping Sansa in exchange for money. That's something Sansa would be wise to remember, because just moments after reminding her that everyone in the capital lies, Littlefinger promises Sansa that she is now safe. Lord only knows how many dead Westerosi have heard those words from Baelish before. This turn of events doesn't confirm that he's the one who killed Joffrey, but it's safe to say that he's right at the top of the list. Also near the top of that list is Tywin himself. It's possible he's just a kindly old grandfather trying to make the best of a bad situation, but that sounds even more far-fetched than the notion that Ser Dontos outsmarted him. As Cersei and Tommen grieve for Joffrey, Tywin enters to give his remaining grandson the sort of kingly advice that Joffrey would never accept. Tommen fails the Westeros version of the Little Big League managerial test, so Tywin tells him what he must do to be a good king using history, naturally. Tommen must not be holy, lest he starve to death. He must not value justice above all else, lest his brother kill him in his sleep that one seems a little far-fetched at this point, unless the White Walkers get ahold of Joffrey, but it's certainly the sort of thing Joffrey would do if he were second-in-line to the throne. He must not focus solely on strength, lest he confuse winning with ruling as his "father," Robert Baratheon once did. Instead, Tywin instructs, Tommen must be wise in way that Joffrey never was. "Your brother was not a wise king  your brother was not a good king." And according to Tywin, being wise means listening to his council  in particular the Hand of the King. As Tyrion later points out, Tommen will prove far more malleable than Joffrey ever did. Joffrey was Cersei's son above all else, possessing all of her worst qualities and none of her best ones few and far between though they may be. Tywin clearly hopes it's not too late for Tommen to avoid that particular path. A clever bit of direction from Alex Graves drives the point home, as Tywin physically removes Tommen from his mother's side, guiding him out of the hall with a hand on the future king's shoulder. Over in Dragonstone, the rightful king once again proves himself incomparably dour, even at the most opportune of moments. Stannis Baratheon is thrilled well, at least his version of thrilled that Joffrey is dead and that Melisandre's magic appears to have worked its wonders yet again. But his excitement is outweighed by the fact that he sees no way to take advantage of the chaos that could follow in the wake of Joffrey's demise. The biggest issue he faces he simply has no men following his defeat at Blackwater. He rejects Ser Davos' suggestion that they purchase the services of the Golden Company 10,ooo sell-swords even though Davos is quick to point out Stannis' hypocrisy the would-be king is willing to use blood magic to put himself on the throne, but not willing to pay men to fight for him. Of course, the bigger issue is that Stannis has no money. Fortunately for him, it seems that Davos is well aware of the debts that King's Landing more specifically, the Lannisters have racked up with the Iron Bank over the years. Olenna Tyrell warned Tywin not to make enemies with the Braavosi bankers during last week's wedding. If Davos' plan is to use the Lannisters' debt to gain the support of the Iron Bank for Stannis, that particular chicken may be coming home to roost for Tywin and company far sooner than anyone could have imagined. More pressing for Tywin  who, it seems, is moving rapidly to the very center of the Game of Thrones universe  is his son's imminent trial. Cersei's accusations along with Tywin's apparent support have landed Tyrion in jail and he has little recourse at his disposal. Sansa has fled the city, meaning she can't appear as a witness for him. Varys has already been called as one of Cersei's witnesses. And Podrick informs Tyrion that Bronn isn't even permitted to visit the prison, due to his close relationship with Tyrion and repuation as a sell-sword. When Tyrion learns that Prince Oberyn is to serve as the third judge at his trial, he appears even more deflated though he may recognize that regardless of what Tywin told Oberyn, the Dornish prince has far more reason to hate his father. The subsequent farewell between Tyrion and Podrick provides a rare emotional moment in a week largely devoted to moving the show's various pieces closer to position. Tyrion, after learning that Podrick was approached by "the ominous they," immediately recognizes that his squire has two choices talk willingly, or die after being compelled to talk. Podrick turned down the offer to become a knight in exchange for flipping on Tyrion, and any student of Westeros history knows all too well that a lack of self-interest never provides a happy ending for the selfless party see Stark, Ned. Much of next week is likely to focus on the continued march toward Tyrion's trial. When faced with a similar predicament way back in Season 1, he was able to thwart Caetlyn Stark's attempts to have him executed Cersei even mentions his uncanny ability to "squirm free" when talking with Jaime, but Tywin is a far more formidable opponent than any of the Starks. Only time will tell whether history is fated to repeat itself. And now for the hail of arrows