REVIEW Ryan Goslings Lost River Crazy Like a Rat
First came the boos, like an owl symphony, or a cattle crescendo. Then, a smattering of defiant applause. Then, the boos again. The antiphonal response could have gone on all afternoon, with catcalls winning in a landslide, but the critics had other movies to see. Suffice to say that Ryan Gosling's directorial debut, Lost River, is the most enthusiastically derided entry so far at this year's Cannes Film Festival  just edging out Atom Egoyan's The Captive. Among the Lost River notes jotted by my colleague and better half Mary Corliss, usually a temperate soul, was the phrase "pretentious horsesh-t.", Well, yes, but. Give some credit to Gosling, the Method-hunk star of such indie faves as Half Nelson, Blue Valentine and The Place Beyond the Pines, plus Hollywoodier fare like The Notebook, The Ides of March and Crazy, Stupid, Love, for his mad mashup of horror and social statement, crackpot fantasy and Sundance-style meandering. That means it wavers between the stupefying and the obscure, between LOL and WTF. READ Corliss on Ryan Gosling in George Clooney's The Ides of March, To judge from the writer-director's remarks, this collision of tones was premeditated. "I wanted to make this film because it's a movie that I would want to see," he wrote on his blog. "Like many children who grew up in the 1980s, I first approached the cinema through mainstream films. I was excited to shoot this kind of story, but with the language of filmmaker that I've acquired through the years." His original title for the film was the very drive-in, midnight-movie How to Catch a Monster. Though he changed that to the more indie-sounding Lost River, the movie still goes for the feverish and lurid. It will appeal to people who would rather be outraged than bored. In the fictional urban wasteland of Lost River  actually today's Detroit, where the movie was shot  single mom Billy Mad Mens Christina Hendricks is a part-time waitress raising her two sons, teenage Bones Iain De Caestecker, the Scottish actor on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and a toddler. Bones likes the girl next door, Rat Saoirse Ronan, so called because her other closest friend is a large, amiable rat named Nick. This part of Lost River is ruled by a bully named Bully ex-Dr. Who Matt Smith he patrols the neighborhood in a convertible with an upholstered chair mounted on the backseat and shouts through a bullhorn, "Welcome to Bully Town.", SEE A teaser for Ryan Gosling's Lost River, In Jim Jarmusch's Only Lovers Left Alive, shown at Cannes last year, the coolest inhabitants were a pair of married, millennia-old vampires. Lost River could be called Only Losers Left Alive. Virtually all of the old residents have skipped town, leaving a cratered sump hole and a few stragglers with no option but to stay. One elderly black man advises Bones to "Head south and don't stop till you see the palm trees." Fun fact If you head due south from Detroit, the first place you hit is Canada. This part isn't fantasy. As Gosling has said of Detroit, which he first visited when shooting The Ides of March, he saw "40 miles of abandoned neighborhoods and, within pockets of those neighborhoods, there were parents trying to raise their children on streets where houses were being burned and torn down around them." It's a nightscape of decay and crime that every big city cradles and nobody outside wants to think about. READ Corliss's review of Only Lovers Left Alive, Billy, who's pretty naive for a woman who's lived for ages in this garbage can near the back door of Hell's kitchen, is behind on her mortgage, and sleazy banker Dave Animal Kingdoms Ben Mendelsohn tells her she'll be evicted unless she goes to work at a nightclub he owns  an upmarket sado-Dada joint that could have been dreamed up by David Lynch in collaboration with Dario Argento. The star dancer, Cat Eva Mendes, doesn't strip she sexily mimes bloody disfiguration. Billy's act involves painting her face red until it looks as though the skin had been flayed off. Now for the weird part. Bones has discovered a flooded, subterranean amusement park whose logo is a giant dinosaur head. "That's why the whole town feels like it's underwater," he says. Bones' adventures merge with his fever dreams, until  well, until everything burns down or blows up. Which is what might happen to Detroit/Lost River, just by atrophy or entropy. The cast is game to accommodate Gosling's strange scenario  from De Caestecker, clearly a young Gosling surrogate but without the pinup looks and torso, to Mendes and Mendelsohn, whom the director appeared with in The Place Beyond the Pines. He must have said, "I'm making a movie in Detroit, wanna be in it?" and they said yes. Gosling gives them all plenty of breathing space, but this indie effort is not really an actors' exercise. It's an oneiric hymn to destruction, an Armageddon anthem  a movie to see, if at all, under the influence. READ Mary Pols on Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines, Every once in a while, prominent actors of the crazy stripe entice producers to back a weirdo project. In 1971 Dennis Hopper, fresh off Easy Rider, made a nutsy-greatsy modern western called The Last Movie. Johnny Depp, in 1977, came to Cannes with The Brave, a good-looking antimasterpiece about an American Indian who agrees to die in a snuff film for the pleasure of Marlon Brando. The movies were insane but never boring. If they failed, it was because their makers tried something bold on a broad canvas. Gosling's movie is in that funhouse ballpark. Sometimes it's tonic for an actor to get a crazy movie idea out of his system, and maybe into ours.