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1_340 Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from. sarcastic speaking style
1_427 Well, I'm sorry, too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet. sarcastic speaking style
1_537 Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't. sarcastic speaking style
1_971 - Now?! - No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket! sarcastic speaking style
1_1144 "Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word ""plenty"" has been redefined to mean ""two.""" sarcastic speaking style
1_1666 Would it work if I just punched you in the face? sincere speaking style
1_1678 Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school. sincere speaking style
1_1798 If you don't like this stuff, let's go next door and build her a bear. sarcastic speaking style
1_2420 You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us? sincere speaking style
1_2664 Terrific, it's just that... I don't think Penny wants me to go. sincere speaking style
1_2797 It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone. sarcastic speaking style
1_3204 Right. That was so good! Sweety and meaty at the same time. sincere speaking style
1_3476 Don't you think looking for a new city to live in is a bit of an overreaction? sincere speaking style
1_3660 There a new girlfriend in there? 'Cause you might need one. sarcastic speaking style
1_3840 I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin, and you know me, if there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye. sincere speaking style
1_4281 It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now. sincere speaking style
1_4477 I just want to ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz. sincere speaking style
1_4760 In the bedrooms of ten-year- old girls, where they belong. sarcastic speaking style
1_4995 Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought it? sarcastic speaking style
1_5058 An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box? sarcastic speaking style
1_5134 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great. Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn. sarcastic speaking style
1_5156 That's got to be fun for you, huh? Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister's mouth? sarcastic speaking style
1_5211 Saying that while holding a snowflake is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think? sarcastic speaking style
1_5496 Okay, Amy, you're being silly. I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who. And I certainly don't have a problem with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup. Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple. sarcastic speaking style
1_5580 Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons. sarcastic speaking style
1_5679 I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it. sarcastic speaking style
1_5786 "All right, so technically it's not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you'd open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, ""Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?""" sincere speaking style
1_5919 Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble. sincere speaking style
1_5964 Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you. sarcastic speaking style
1_6165 Yes, there's nothing quite like the slightly widened eyes of mildly startled. sarcastic speaking style
1_6221 Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great. sarcastic speaking style
1_6683 "Yeah, terrific. The other astronauts would love to go hurtling through space with a guy named ""Crash.""" sarcastic speaking style
1_6769 Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair. But this is just biology, so I'm sure it's no problem for a genius like you. sarcastic speaking style
1_7281 Darn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us. sarcastic speaking style
1_7341 I am talking to a man in space. If you don't have the (walkie-talkie static) then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street. sincere speaking style
1_7357 I'm starting to get a sense of it. sarcastic speaking style
1_7593 Amy, I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave. He's a minor celebrity. Once you explain who he is, many people recognize him. sincere speaking style
1_7894 I did. The guy at the liquor store said this stuff tastes great in coffee. sincere speaking style
1_8136 Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I would rather be than here. sarcastic speaking style
1_8407 Oh, sure, what a wonderful idea. And after that, I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene. You know, instead of flossing, I'll rub pudding on my gums. I'm going to get the number of the SyFy Channel and give them what for. sarcastic speaking style
1_8452 I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks. sarcastic speaking style
1_8746 "I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be ""losing my virginity,"" I didn't think you meant showing me <i>Raiders of the Lost Ark</i> for the first time." sarcastic speaking style
1_8827 How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table? sarcastic speaking style
1_9009 - No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint. Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything? sincere speaking style
1_9087 Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater, and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite. sarcastic speaking style
1_10004 And of those few months, how long have you been a demented sex pervert? sincere speaking style
1_10748 There they go, fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc. sarcastic speaking style
1_10797 I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with two minutes, and he's taking his pants off. sincere speaking style
1_10810 I'll give you a plan right now. Step one: open comic book store. Step two: start rumor this comic book store gives you genital warts. sincere speaking style
1_10849 That's how much buying a comic book store means to me. sincere speaking style
1_10977 Let's not talk about this in front of our friends. sincere speaking style
1_11201 He probably got a new one. Finish your breakfast. Look, there's an entire section of my dashboard that doesn't have any syrup on it. sincere speaking style
1_11224 And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I'm gonna chew my leg off. sarcastic speaking style
1_11439 No, you're right, we should do what you do. Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston. sarcastic speaking style
1_11485 Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night? sincere speaking style
1_12320 Oh, yes, we've got the moon and the trees and... Elizabeth McNulty, who apparently died when she was the same age I am. sincere speaking style
1_12331 Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas you can actually get married in. sincere speaking style
2_498 Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you. sarcastic speaking style
2_35 Oh no donÕt go. I have scared you. I have said too much. I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. sincere speaking style
2_377 Yeah either that or gloria estefan was right eventually the rhythm is going to get you sarcastic speaking style
2_464 Oh, uh, no thanks. I just had an M&M. sarcastic speaking style
2_574 You can't do anything. sincere speaking style
2_549 Really? sincere speaking style
2_374 Janice? Janice? sarcastic speaking style
2_297 I am sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious sarcastic speaking style
2_478 Oh, wait a minute, I have no one. sarcastic speaking style
2_109 I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us. sarcastic speaking style
2_322 Hey, my father's house does that. sincere speaking style
2_622 Pheebs, you may know this, you know strange things. What is the boiling point of brain? sarcastic speaking style
2_450 If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. sarcastic speaking style
2_567 Well yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. sarcastic speaking style
2_288 Maybe he was nervous. sarcastic speaking style
2_487 "And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from ""Fraggle Rock""? Ahh." sarcastic speaking style
2_280 Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? sarcastic speaking style
2_376 Me? I am gonna die alone! sarcastic speaking style
2_490 "Maybe it's a contest, you know? Like ""Collect all five""." sarcastic speaking style
2_430 I guess you would know that or else we would be in a predicament room sarcastic speaking style
2_24 Uh, okay. The fifth dentist caved and not they're all recommending Trident? sarcastic speaking style
2_602 No way! sincere speaking style
2_557 Oh my God, wh-what happened? sincere speaking style
2_448 Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em. sincere speaking style
2_191 So, you're just Bing? sincere speaking style
2_406 For what? For letting you throw me out of your office? sarcastic speaking style
2_423 Like I have nothing better to do! sarcastic speaking style
2_147 Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies. sincere speaking style
2_313 Oh sure, go with the sissy. sarcastic speaking style
2_107 You'd better act surprised. sincere speaking style
2_506 Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person! sincere speaking style
2_36 The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle,beer! Cold beer. sincere speaking style
2_38 It's not a real game! I made it up! sincere speaking style
2_13 All right, let's do it. sincere speaking style
2_316 Yeah, I'm fine. sincere speaking style
2_8 It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. sincere speaking style
2_343 So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller. sincere speaking style
2_282 What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever? sarcastic speaking style
2_514 What's going on?! That's what's going on!! sincere speaking style
2_177 I can show you an ID if you want? sarcastic speaking style
2_210 When are you coming home? sincere speaking style
2_234 See, there you go, the cleansing works! sincere speaking style
2_194 "And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?""" sincere speaking style
2_261 Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. sincere speaking style
2_585 You and I, we're interfacing. sincere speaking style
2_91 Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. sincere speaking style
2_560 So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him! sarcastic speaking style
2_481 All right. sincere speaking style
2_293 No sincere speaking style
2_569 Chandler? sincere speaking style
2_555 Hey! It's starting to snow. sincere speaking style
2_441 He's right, even if it's to say something complementary. sincere speaking style
2_218 Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles. sincere speaking style
2_245 Well ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life sincere speaking style
2_176 I'm the ruptured spleen. sincere speaking style
2_400 Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. sincere speaking style
2_180 That oughta do it. sincere speaking style
2_270 Hey. sincere speaking style
2_547 Okay, now much have you won so far? sincere speaking style
2_521 Uh-huh! sincere speaking style
2_254 Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need a good .. pill. sarcastic speaking style
2_467 That is the coast guard! sincere speaking style
2_259 I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game? sincere speaking style
2_609 I just called a friend of mine. sincere speaking style
2_371 I-I'm really sorry. It's just that I sincere speaking style
2_531 Yeah well that's because uh .. I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper. sincere speaking style
2_326 Stick to the list. sincere speaking style
2_171 What is the matter with your face?! sincere speaking style
2_558 I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband. sarcastic speaking style
2_289 Nooo! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! sarcastic speaking style
2_599 No I am upset because crocodin turbs are wearing darker colors. sarcastic speaking style
2_479 No I am worried she might be Phir Resuda's sarcastic speaking style
2_398 Rose, you should sit here and watch her hack herself to death sarcastic speaking style
2_74 Show them your slides of Hawaii sarcastic speaking style
2_121 What was I doing? My ben gazara in person? sarcastic speaking style
2_527 We thought you were just here for the company. He is a sarcasmoholic Stewart. sarcastic speaking style
2_123 Nooo! sarcastic speaking style
2_570 Oh my god, where are all the men? sincere speaking style
2_438 Really? Struck down in the prime of life. sarcastic speaking style
2_373 I was making a coconut phone with a professor. sarcastic speaking style
2_546 Oh sure, she was probably up all night excited about the party she knows is happening. sarcastic speaking style