MUStARD/train.tsv

id	text	label	dimension
1_70	I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_105	I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_182	No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_467	That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?	 sincere	speaking style
1_533	Technically, yes. But, if you'll notice... It's reversible!	 sincere	speaking style
1_672	Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?	 sincere	speaking style
1_1001	"What else? Sell it on eBay as ""slightly used."""	 sincere	speaking style
1_1180	Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1185	I think tonight was a very good start.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1296	They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1470	I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1478	Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1549	On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars!	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1638	The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1973	I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1987	When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2075	There's no hurry. Tell them more about their secret love for each other.	 sincere	speaking style
1_2464	"You think ""coffee,"" means coffee. That is so sweet."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2792	No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends.	 sincere	speaking style
1_2819	You know, I've always wanted to go to a Goth nightclub.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2837	- Chocolate? - No, I don't want any chocolate!	 sincere	speaking style
1_2853	Obviously, waitressing at The Cheese Cake Factory is a complex socio-economic activity that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3125	But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3293	Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3911	That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4286	All right, all right. He can buy his own desk.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4352	He does it all the time. He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4544	Yes. In fact, our menses are synchronized. Penny. Bernadette tells me you're planning a girls' night.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4603	Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip? That happens with me and my mom all the time.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4789	I don't know. Somebody bigger and... Yeah, sure. Why not you?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4792	Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.	 sincere	speaking style
1_5109	Yeah, but you were just sleeping, because I forboded you to have sex.	 sincere	speaking style
1_5572	"He drank from Leonard's glass. ""He drank from Leonard's glass""-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5627	Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together? Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6032	You see betrayal in others, but not yourself.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6183	You have a thing of paper clips right there.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6188	Oh, my God, that's where I know you from.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6211	No. You mean this was all a ruse? Oh, how could I be so stu...	 sincere	speaking style
1_6355	said horrible things about each other in public... all in all, a pretty magical night.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6428	Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6860	I'm sorry, it's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7082	...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping and spent that night telling each other all our secrets. I told him I'm addicted to pedicures and he told me he lost his virginity to his cousin.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7661	Yeah, that was five weeks ago. How much longer is he gonna milk that cow?	 sincere	speaking style
1_7675	Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7938	Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7953	Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8042	No, just me, her and a couple of the big wigs. It's part of a bonus she got.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8052	Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8159	And I'm cool with surprises. But nothing on a Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on a big screen like that.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8185	We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave.	 sincere	speaking style
1_9245	Can we talk about something else? Do you know that I yodel?	 sincere	speaking style
1_9972	Ooh, I'm gonna check the fridge, and see if there are any clues inside a beer.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_9993	Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy. So far, the future's great.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10496	- You and... Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself, woman?!	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10853	Okay, sit down. Listen, Emily, what happened between me and Raj was a long time ago. It was,	 sincere	speaking style
1_10857	It's true-- you're both gorgeous. Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both.	 sincere	speaking style
1_10859	I don't need a reason-- it's my house.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11046	Wow, he really went where no man has gone before.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11051	Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11098	Wow, you still have it? I just assumed it was balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11236	Oh, you're hardly out of the woods, no. You still run the risk of infection, a blood clot, the possibility that an inattentive surgeon let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11378	Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11723	Not much, but he seemed to be in a pretty good place.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11736	I don't know, perhaps somebody took it off the carousel by mistake?	 sincere	speaking style
1_11889	Yeah, we just want to have the kind of dinner that we've all had here so many times before.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11913	It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years. Took that long to walk it off.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_223	I guess he wants to do a little dance, you know, make a little love. Well pretty much get down to that.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_408	Okay, but if you are not coming back soon, there is pretty much nothing I can do about it	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_286	And sometimes I would want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_472	And I just won a million dollars!	 sincere	speaking style
2_241	Oh I do. Oh no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_345	Oh I left them in my bulldozer .. I don't have tools!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_183	No, rabies.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_420	No you are not Chandler, we still love you Chandler	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_433	I was saying the actual words	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_428	His legs flail about as if independent from his body	 sincere	speaking style
2_148	Hey, that's Joincidence with a C	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_443	Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_258	I am telling you, when she leaned back, I could see her brain	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_246	Well, it will probably slow me down at first. But once I am used to the extra weight, I ll get back on track.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_369	I just have to do one thing, really quickly, its not a big thing  ...  GET UP||	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_434	We can? Ok I am trying that.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_294	Oh, um, I don't care!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_359	You know once you are inside, you don't have to knock anymore.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_141	We think it was trying to spell out monkey.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_493	Did you tell her about the magical night that starts with the flush of every toilet?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_573	Oh I see, I thought you just really really liked your new couch.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_105	Why? You never look down in the shower?  Oh please I am allowed one joke in the monkey is penis genre.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_3	And I think my testicles may be in here too	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_71	ThatÕs good, just keep rubbing your head. That will turn back time	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_86	Great! Okay, here.	 sincere	speaking style
2_163	Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_340	Oh! Oop!	 sincere	speaking style
2_55	Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.	 sincere	speaking style
2_559	What?!?!	 sincere	speaking style
2_347	Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?!	 sincere	speaking style
2_525	Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?	 sincere	speaking style
2_486	Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?	 sincere	speaking style
2_575	Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_96	I don't think so. Hello?  When you get in there	 sincere	speaking style
2_594	I can't believe it.  Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now.	 sincere	speaking style
2_250	Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_422	Well, I like it. Here you go.	 sincere	speaking style
2_260	Okay, are you aware unagi  is an eel?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_54	That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_387	Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...	 sincere	speaking style
2_58	Why?	 sincere	speaking style
2_626	Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.	 sincere	speaking style
2_44	Whoa, maybe I was!	 sincere	speaking style
2_65	It's my friends.	 sincere	speaking style
2_251	No!! You have been screwing us all day!	 sincere	speaking style
2_72	Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.	 sincere	speaking style
2_353	Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.	 sincere	speaking style
2_198	Yeah, she's fired.	 sincere	speaking style
2_301	Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?	 sincere	speaking style
2_27	No no, you don't have to fly back, really.	 sincere	speaking style
2_196	What?	 sincere	speaking style
2_111	What was that?!	 sincere	speaking style
2_526	Ah well, this is the living room.	 sincere	speaking style
2_257	Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle.	 sincere	speaking style
2_413	Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!	 sincere	speaking style
2_576	And then for forgetting to invite you to it.	 sincere	speaking style
2_522	Yes it is.	 sincere	speaking style
2_291	Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment?	 sincere	speaking style
2_410	If you wanna put a label on it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_28	Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.	 sincere	speaking style
2_388	Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.	 sincere	speaking style
2_507	No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_462	No Rose, at a pie eating contest.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_158	A bucket of chicked. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_255	It's a musical Rose	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_442	No itÕs the rose in the kitchen thing.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_222	The little man who lives in there, who turns the light on and off will tell you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_604	No Rose, I am developing pictures from the magellan space probe	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_338	And I am sure every person here really really wants you to join our group.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_589	Well why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_623	What do you know? Its a treat for the eyes and the ears.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_608	You are right, by saying nice, I am virtually licking her.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_80	Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.	 sincere	speaking style
1_90	Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.	 sincere	speaking style
1_276	Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_506	Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays.	 sincere	speaking style
1_507	Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_536	Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics quarterly.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1772	"""Dave."" Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2361	Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.	 sincere	speaking style
1_2423	Provided he has already read and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse.	 sincere	speaking style
1_2580	Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2614	Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3069	Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3256	I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3371	I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3649	Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3707	Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3766	Can we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3837	Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4031	"In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper <i>""Zur Quantentheorie der</i> <i>Strahlung,""</i> his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'."	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4145	A lot of people are working on that research. So what is all this?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4639	Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4850	I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. But what if I were to up the ante?	 sincere	speaking style
1_5166	Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5169	I'm not saying that you're not fun. You're the most fun person I know.	 sincere	speaking style
1_5617	is an event that's like a heart attack.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5758	Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6020	You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6370	Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6504	Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is, it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6534	No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6648	You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7047	Also instead of just living in your mother's house, you could actually live inside her body.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7186	Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting. I'm just going to sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7443	We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7575	You're right, the party's fantastic. Please, tell me more. I haven't heard enough about it all week because hearing about that never gets old!	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7722	Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It's like you're not even trying to get better.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8045	Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_8217	Go out with me on one date, and I promise you, you'll see.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8417	Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera.	 sincere	speaking style
1_9963	What do you think I was gonna do at home?	 sincere	speaking style
1_10495	And if it turns out you don't... - you and I could live together. - You and... Oh, sure.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10829	On the bright side, that Oxford study was right. One friend down. I wonder who you're going to lose next.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10890	Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11021	Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11322	"You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, ""Good job, Sheldon."""	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11529	And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?	 sincere	speaking style
1_11699	No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11928	And if I had a friend, they might have told me that.	 sincere	speaking style
1_12002	Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night.	 sincere	speaking style
2_477	And then and then you clicked it again, she's dressed. She is a business woman, she is walking down the street and oh oh oh she's naked.	 sincere	speaking style
2_508	Yes, the doctor's say if they remove it, he will die!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_227	You sure he is going to be able to crack that code?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_226	These people find out that a spelling game is going over there, there will be nobody left at our party.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_389	Huh! Whats dufus speled backwards?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_50	Nope, that patch is no good.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_380	Oh just like give a minute to wake up for this  ...  Ha ha! You lost the ring. You the worst best man ever!	 sincere	speaking style
2_456	And you are gonna make them all disappear.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_152	Your makeup?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_586	See now that I see crying over, but Bambi, is a cartoon.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_581	We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_518	Oh tons. I am quite the woodsman.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_104	Was that place the sun?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_1	Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.	 sincere	speaking style
2_532	The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land, so.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_475	Oh yeah ok, including the waffles last week, you now owe me, seventeen zillion dollars.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_114	Spanish midgets wrestling Julie! Okay yes I see how they got there.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_221	See Joe that's why your parents told you not to jump on your bed!	 sincere	speaking style
2_103	No, this is just part of a daredevil game that I play called wait until last moment before I burst and die	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_323	That monkey has got a Ross on its ass!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_283	Dee. The sarcastic sister from What's Happening.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_197	Ah your own brand of vigilante justice.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_88	Oh.	 sincere	speaking style
2_267	Really!?	 sincere	speaking style
2_278	: Yeah.	 sincere	speaking style
2_284	What?  Why?	 sincere	speaking style
2_79	I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and...	 sincere	speaking style
2_299	What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?	 sincere	speaking style
2_149	Thank you.	 sincere	speaking style
2_150	Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here.  What are you doing?	 sincere	speaking style
2_127	When? Today? Some, not a lot.	 sincere	speaking style
2_295	Nobody sees the king!	 sincere	speaking style
2_431	I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.	 sincere	speaking style
2_357	Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it's not weird is it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_272	Weā€™re not peeking?	 sincere	speaking style
2_69	Cover yourself up!	 sincere	speaking style
2_358	I do not always have to be,okay, okay.	 sincere	speaking style
2_446	I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in.	 sincere	speaking style
2_162	Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.	 sincere	speaking style
2_437	Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.	 sincere	speaking style
2_341	Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_579	No!	 sincere	speaking style
2_78	I didn't know you and Carol were getting divorced, I'm sorry.	 sincere	speaking style
2_337	Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.	 sincere	speaking style
2_564	And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.	 sincere	speaking style
2_134	Paper cut!	 sincere	speaking style
2_542	Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_300	I don't think you could ever do that.	 sincere	speaking style
2_530	Uh, I'm gonna kill myself!	 sincere	speaking style
2_48	Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.	 sincere	speaking style
2_253	Yeah!	 sincere	speaking style
2_415	Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you.	 sincere	speaking style
2_537	What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van	 sincere	speaking style
2_397	You still love me?	 sincere	speaking style
2_607	Hey.	 sincere	speaking style
2_232	Well, umm, my Mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.	 sincere	speaking style
2_230	Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.	 sincere	speaking style
2_550	All right I'll have one.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_439	Twenty-one hours, you're a hero.	 sincere	speaking style
2_385	No, I know, but I,he just went on.	 sincere	speaking style
2_375	I was thkinking about maybe going into the Robot.	 sincere	speaking style
2_517	Yeah?	 sincere	speaking style
2_407	Hey!	 sincere	speaking style
2_94	Can't do it, can you?	 sincere	speaking style
2_365	Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.	 sincere	speaking style
2_615	Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.	 sincere	speaking style
2_31	"Even if people are on it!"""	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_548	Almost! But first, we gotta start.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_146	So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?	 sincere	speaking style
2_97	It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_553	No just, nobody press on my stomach.	 sincere	speaking style
2_314	Am I out of control?	 sincere	speaking style
2_562	Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....	 sincere	speaking style
2_587	Oh yes Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I have hidden her again so you can find her.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_292	No, she is going to sit here where itÕs a 112 degrees and eat enchiladas.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_489	No, its because I cannot make any sense of those commercials for obsession.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_9	No Rose, go to the corner and open a stand	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_144	Lords of Arabia	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_45	Oh ma no, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_505	To feed the cat Rose.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_11	His cappucino maker.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_352	No Rose, it stands alone.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_312	Sarcasm? At a sarcasmoholics meeting?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_596	Noooo. Really?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_140	Sarcastic? Us? Nooo.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_170	The British are coming?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_500	Oh my God I love that! - Really? - NO!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_303	No thanks Josephine!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_34	Is it me or the greetings gone downhill around here?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_60	It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_410	Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1262	You were very clear. As was everyone else at the table.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1466	Maybe when I publish it, I'll include an inhaler.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_1484	The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.	 sincere	speaking style
1_1627	What do you think I did? I discreetly slipped off the other earring, put it in my pocket and then got the hell out of there!	 sincere	speaking style
1_2216	Excuse me, but what about me? Why don't I get a shot?	 sincere	speaking style
1_2354	"So? Do cocaine smugglers write ""cocaine"" on the box?"	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2616	Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2778	Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_2842	Oh, you know, Goth stuff. Goth magazines, Goth music.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3064	When I have enough to destroy all the human toast on the Battlestar known as Galactica.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3177	Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3259	No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3287	Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_3348	Raj, you should've seen Leonard's experiment. The interference pattern was so cool when the electron beam was on.	 sincere	speaking style
1_3545	I understand your point, but given a choice, Jews always go with Chinese food.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4552	...so anyway, to make a long story short, turns out I have an unusually firm cervix.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4576	"Bernadette dared me to tell a dirty story. ""The Miller's Tale"" by Chaucer is the dirtiest story I know. It would have been hidden in sock drawers if people in the 14th century had worn socks."	 sincere	speaking style
1_4743	Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about-- rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_4949	Certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they <i>are</i> talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.	 sincere	speaking style
1_4967	We might be starting to zero in on your problem.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_5581	I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit.	 sincere	speaking style
1_5880	When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6039	I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't want to break up over this.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6065	Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become-- willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6092	We don't say that, either. I'll make you a list. Oh, that would be mighty white of you.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6113	So, this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station. Oh, my word, a trip to the heavens.	 sincere	speaking style
1_6426	You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_6645	Well, that wady took high-wes pictures of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7395	Well, if that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_7445	My limbic system wants to take your pants off.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7487	Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's kind of under my dentist.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7490	It's okay, you know, we space cowboys don't do what we do for glory and fame. We leave that to your rock stars and your athletes and your Howie Mandels.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7494	that sounds a little funny to an American ear.	 sincere	speaking style
1_7504	"""To Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was."""	 sincere	speaking style
1_7641	She was just so sad all the time. Yeah, I was the only person who could cheer her up. Well, me and Ben and Jerry.	 sincere	speaking style
1_8837	Not as relieved as I'm about to be. It's a brave new world, little lady.	 sincere	speaking style
1_9594	I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes.	 sincere	speaking style
1_9971	I was gonna say we pick up a cake or a pie. But an insult to her faith is always thoughtful.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_10190	Well, now that I've given up string theory, I'm struggling to find my next area of focus. So, in your professional opinion, which of these areas do you think is the most promising?	 sincere	speaking style
1_11006	Maybe it's a good thing we came here. It's like a lesson in what not to do.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11042	Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet T-shirt, bent over the hood of a Porsche.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11177	I'm listening to you snore. I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11242	I love that you take pride in your looks, even when I have to pee in the morning, and you're in there spending an hour on your hair.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11243	I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11253	So as they say, all good things must come to an end.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11306	I guess the sad truth is, not everyone will accomplish something great. Some of us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.	 sincere	speaking style
1_11526	As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?	 sincere	speaking style
1_11697	The answer's in this puzzle box. Let's see if you can open it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
1_11885	Yeah, turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_370	You have to stop the Q-Tip when there is resistance	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_556	Joey if I go first, I want to be looking for my keys	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_484	Yes yes it is! In Prison!!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_494	But younger than some buildings!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_279	Sounds like she has got the whole package!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_595	I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.	 sincere	speaking style
2_409	I'll catch you guys later.	 sincere	speaking style
2_598	"Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. - And she said - ""No no, its too cold, nobody will go out there.""  - I said ""Maybe if we put some lights out there they will""."	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_509	Crazy bitch!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_372	Actually I yesterday I was smoking again. Today I am smoking still.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_449	Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_206	A tshirt that says - I don't belong here.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_204	Oh Oh, I am convinced!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_583	And the bunny got away!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_160	Because his penis was too big. I am sorry, thatÕs the kind of thing I do.	 sincere	speaking style
2_39	Oh hurry up, I want to sign that.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_66	Nice jon Joe, you are quite the craftsman!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_310	Well thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_115	I am sorry, we donÕt have your sheep.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_155	Great! Now we can do laundry all night. All night laundry!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_2	ThatÕs a good one too Pheebs, now all that I have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_120	You know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_268	"A lonely grey couch. "" O look "" cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his. The End."	 sincere	speaking style
2_457	Yes, we all know how cruel a parent can be, about the flatness of a child's pillow.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_112	I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_187	That's so funny because you look more like Joey Tribbiani man slash woman.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_20	My duties?  All right.	 sincere	speaking style
2_172	The whole thing! Can we go?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_87	Yeah it would!	 sincere	speaking style
2_536	What a baby.	 sincere	speaking style
2_208	It's that whole sensitive thing.	 sincere	speaking style
2_119	Yeah. What-what should I do?	 sincere	speaking style
2_77	Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.	 sincere	speaking style
2_125	I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've.	 sincere	speaking style
2_495	Okay, you guys, just relax.  I doooo.	 sincere	speaking style
2_173	We- we had our first fight this morning.	 sincere	speaking style
2_193	Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given'  'em out.	 sincere	speaking style
2_426	Are you kidding? I love that guy!  Morning's here! Morning is here,	 sincere	speaking style
2_367	Well, don't  'cha wanna?	 sincere	speaking style
2_225	I don't know, something girlie.	 sincere	speaking style
2_217	Ohhh!!!!	 sincere	speaking style
2_213	Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner?	 sincere	speaking style
2_29	It was like months ago.	 sincere	speaking style
2_263	Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!	 sincere	speaking style
2_535	So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet.	 sincere	speaking style
2_318	Was it not pain-free?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_419	Uh-huh!	 sincere	speaking style
2_627	Whoa, whoa, whoa.	 sincere	speaking style
2_425	And did he?	 sincere	speaking style
2_248	I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_56	Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I'm-I'm mad at you.	 sincere	speaking style
2_504	All right, okay, well, apparently not!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_42	Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay?	 sincere	speaking style
2_572	No! I'm so happy for them!	 sincere	speaking style
2_474	Lovely	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_427	Oh-oh, that's a risky little game!	 sincere	speaking style
2_33	This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not,that's-that's not what it is.	 sincere	speaking style
2_151	Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_405	I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.	 sincere	speaking style
2_499	The end.	 sincere	speaking style
2_393	Pheebs?	 sincere	speaking style
2_540	Okay?	 sincere	speaking style
2_305	Take a couple deep breaths.	 sincere	speaking style
2_577	On the other hand in um, in about seven months you're gonna have something that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with.	 sincere	speaking style
2_247	Uh yes! Thank you.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_458	What are you up too?	 sincere	speaking style
2_7	I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.	 sincere	speaking style
2_319	No.	 sincere	speaking style
2_166	But I'm the host!	 sincere	speaking style
2_102	No Blanche she is upset because they keep changing the taste of coke.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_351	No Rose, she is depressed because Marvel had manners on only once a week	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_350	No Rose, I am nervous because Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he is gonna make all the postmens wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_182	The liberarche marquee at Caesar's palace	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_342	In what Blanche, dog years?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_492	I'm sorry Sophia, but in Dorothy's defence, it sure sounds a lot like her.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_512	Because it wears a little sunbrella Rose.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_129	What are these? Claws?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_344	A hand puppet Rose.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_190	Well scott I am sure we are all really really looking forward to hear your story.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_209	Really?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_485	You got off to a really good start with the group.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_381	Noo..	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_287	Oh I am sorry, do you need a break?	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_523	Well, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin!	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_236	Gee, if only she were one and had no idea what a birthday was.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_169	Hes not right for the part, and if I suggest him my bosses are going to think I am an idiot. And thatÕs something they should learn on their own.	 sarcastic	speaking style
2_524	"Yes and we are ""very"" excited about it."	 sarcastic	speaking style