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- 1_70 I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_105 I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_182 No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_467 That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life? sincere speaking style
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- 1_533 Technically, yes. But, if you'll notice... It's reversible! sincere speaking style
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- 1_672 Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us? sincere speaking style
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- 1_1001 "What else? Sell it on eBay as ""slightly used.""" sincere speaking style
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- 1_1180 Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1185 I think tonight was a very good start. sincere speaking style
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- 1_1296 They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1470 I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static. sincere speaking style
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- 1_1478 Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1549 On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars! sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1638 The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1973 I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1987 When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2075 There's no hurry. Tell them more about their secret love for each other. sincere speaking style
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- 1_2464 "You think ""coffee,"" means coffee. That is so sweet." sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2792 No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends. sincere speaking style
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- 1_2819 You know, I've always wanted to go to a Goth nightclub. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2837 - Chocolate? - No, I don't want any chocolate! sincere speaking style
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- 1_2853 Obviously, waitressing at The Cheese Cake Factory is a complex socio-economic activity that requires a great deal of analysis and planning. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3125 But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3293 Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3911 That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4286 All right, all right. He can buy his own desk. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4352 He does it all the time. He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4544 Yes. In fact, our menses are synchronized. Penny. Bernadette tells me you're planning a girls' night. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4603 Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip? That happens with me and my mom all the time. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4789 I don't know. Somebody bigger and... Yeah, sure. Why not you? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_4792 Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes. sincere speaking style
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- 1_5109 Yeah, but you were just sleeping, because I forboded you to have sex. sincere speaking style
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- 1_5572 "He drank from Leonard's glass. ""He drank from Leonard's glass""-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone." sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_5627 Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together? Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6032 You see betrayal in others, but not yourself. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6183 You have a thing of paper clips right there. sincere speaking style
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- 1_6188 Oh, my God, that's where I know you from. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6211 No. You mean this was all a ruse? Oh, how could I be so stu... sincere speaking style
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- 1_6355 said horrible things about each other in public... all in all, a pretty magical night. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6428 Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6860 I'm sorry, it's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7082 ...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping and spent that night telling each other all our secrets. I told him I'm addicted to pedicures and he told me he lost his virginity to his cousin. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7661 Yeah, that was five weeks ago. How much longer is he gonna milk that cow? sincere speaking style
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- 1_7675 Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7938 Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7953 Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_8042 No, just me, her and a couple of the big wigs. It's part of a bonus she got. sincere speaking style
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- 1_8052 Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_8159 And I'm cool with surprises. But nothing on a Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on a big screen like that. sincere speaking style
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- 1_8185 We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave. sincere speaking style
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- 1_9245 Can we talk about something else? Do you know that I yodel? sincere speaking style
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- 1_9972 Ooh, I'm gonna check the fridge, and see if there are any clues inside a beer. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_9993 Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy. So far, the future's great. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_10496 - You and... Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself, woman?! sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_10853 Okay, sit down. Listen, Emily, what happened between me and Raj was a long time ago. It was, sincere speaking style
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- 1_10857 It's true-- you're both gorgeous. Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both. sincere speaking style
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- 1_10859 I don't need a reason-- it's my house. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11046 Wow, he really went where no man has gone before. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11051 Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11098 Wow, you still have it? I just assumed it was balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11236 Oh, you're hardly out of the woods, no. You still run the risk of infection, a blood clot, the possibility that an inattentive surgeon let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11378 Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11723 Not much, but he seemed to be in a pretty good place. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11736 I don't know, perhaps somebody took it off the carousel by mistake? sincere speaking style
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- 1_11889 Yeah, we just want to have the kind of dinner that we've all had here so many times before. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11913 It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years. Took that long to walk it off. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_223 I guess he wants to do a little dance, you know, make a little love. Well pretty much get down to that. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_408 Okay, but if you are not coming back soon, there is pretty much nothing I can do about it sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_286 And sometimes I would want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_472 And I just won a million dollars! sincere speaking style
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- 2_241 Oh I do. Oh no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_345 Oh I left them in my bulldozer .. I don't have tools! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_183 No, rabies. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_420 No you are not Chandler, we still love you Chandler sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_433 I was saying the actual words sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_428 His legs flail about as if independent from his body sincere speaking style
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- 2_148 Hey, that's Joincidence with a C sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_443 Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_258 I am telling you, when she leaned back, I could see her brain sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_246 Well, it will probably slow me down at first. But once I am used to the extra weight, I ll get back on track. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_369 I just have to do one thing, really quickly, its not a big thing ... GET UP|| sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_434 We can? Ok I am trying that. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_294 Oh, um, I don't care! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_359 You know once you are inside, you don't have to knock anymore. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_141 We think it was trying to spell out monkey. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_493 Did you tell her about the magical night that starts with the flush of every toilet? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_573 Oh I see, I thought you just really really liked your new couch. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_105 Why? You never look down in the shower? Oh please I am allowed one joke in the monkey is penis genre. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_3 And I think my testicles may be in here too sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_71 ThatÕs good, just keep rubbing your head. That will turn back time sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_86 Great! Okay, here. sincere speaking style
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- 2_163 Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_340 Oh! Oop! sincere speaking style
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- 2_55 Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel. sincere speaking style
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- 2_559 What?!?! sincere speaking style
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- 2_347 Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?! sincere speaking style
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- 2_525 Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? sincere speaking style
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- 2_486 Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say? sincere speaking style
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- 2_575 Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_96 I don't think so. Hello? When you get in there sincere speaking style
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- 2_594 I can't believe it. Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now. sincere speaking style
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- 2_250 Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_422 Well, I like it. Here you go. sincere speaking style
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- 2_260 Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_54 That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_387 Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a... sincere speaking style
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- 2_58 Why? sincere speaking style
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- 2_626 Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out. sincere speaking style
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- 2_44 Whoa, maybe I was! sincere speaking style
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- 2_65 It's my friends. sincere speaking style
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- 2_251 No!! You have been screwing us all day! sincere speaking style
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- 2_72 Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution. sincere speaking style
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- 2_353 Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all. sincere speaking style
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- 2_198 Yeah, she's fired. sincere speaking style
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- 2_301 Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red? sincere speaking style
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- 2_27 No no, you don't have to fly back, really. sincere speaking style
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- 2_196 What? sincere speaking style
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- 2_111 What was that?! sincere speaking style
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- 2_526 Ah well, this is the living room. sincere speaking style
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- 2_257 Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle. sincere speaking style
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- 2_413 Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail! sincere speaking style
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- 2_576 And then for forgetting to invite you to it. sincere speaking style
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- 2_522 Yes it is. sincere speaking style
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- 2_291 Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? sincere speaking style
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- 2_410 If you wanna put a label on it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_28 Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. sincere speaking style
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- 2_388 Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. sincere speaking style
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- 2_507 No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_462 No Rose, at a pie eating contest. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_158 A bucket of chicked. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_255 It's a musical Rose sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_442 No itÕs the rose in the kitchen thing. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_222 The little man who lives in there, who turns the light on and off will tell you. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_604 No Rose, I am developing pictures from the magellan space probe sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_338 And I am sure every person here really really wants you to join our group. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_589 Well why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_623 What do you know? Its a treat for the eyes and the ears. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_608 You are right, by saying nice, I am virtually licking her. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_80 Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine. sincere speaking style
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- 1_90 Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. sincere speaking style
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- 1_276 Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_506 Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays. sincere speaking style
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- 1_507 Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_536 Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics quarterly. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1772 """Dave."" Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF." sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2361 Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help. sincere speaking style
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- 1_2423 Provided he has already read and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse. sincere speaking style
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- 1_2580 Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2614 Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3069 Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3256 I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3371 I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3649 Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3707 Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3766 Can we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3837 Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4031 "In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper <i>""Zur Quantentheorie der</i> <i>Strahlung,""</i> his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'." sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_4145 A lot of people are working on that research. So what is all this? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_4639 Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4850 I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. But what if I were to up the ante? sincere speaking style
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- 1_5166 Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_5169 I'm not saying that you're not fun. You're the most fun person I know. sincere speaking style
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- 1_5617 is an event that's like a heart attack. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_5758 Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6020 You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6370 Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6504 Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is, it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6534 No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch. sincere speaking style
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- 1_6648 You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_7047 Also instead of just living in your mother's house, you could actually live inside her body. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_7186 Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting. I'm just going to sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7443 We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7575 You're right, the party's fantastic. Please, tell me more. I haven't heard enough about it all week because hearing about that never gets old! sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_7722 Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It's like you're not even trying to get better. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_8045 Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_8217 Go out with me on one date, and I promise you, you'll see. sincere speaking style
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- 1_8417 Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera. sincere speaking style
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- 1_9963 What do you think I was gonna do at home? sincere speaking style
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- 1_10495 And if it turns out you don't... - you and I could live together. - You and... Oh, sure. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_10829 On the bright side, that Oxford study was right. One friend down. I wonder who you're going to lose next. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_10890 Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11021 Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11322 "You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, ""Good job, Sheldon.""" sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11529 And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy? sincere speaking style
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- 1_11699 No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11928 And if I had a friend, they might have told me that. sincere speaking style
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- 1_12002 Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night. sincere speaking style
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- 2_477 And then and then you clicked it again, she's dressed. She is a business woman, she is walking down the street and oh oh oh she's naked. sincere speaking style
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- 2_508 Yes, the doctor's say if they remove it, he will die! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_227 You sure he is going to be able to crack that code? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_226 These people find out that a spelling game is going over there, there will be nobody left at our party. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_389 Huh! Whats dufus speled backwards? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_50 Nope, that patch is no good. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_380 Oh just like give a minute to wake up for this ... Ha ha! You lost the ring. You the worst best man ever! sincere speaking style
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- 2_456 And you are gonna make them all disappear. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_152 Your makeup? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_586 See now that I see crying over, but Bambi, is a cartoon. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_581 We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_518 Oh tons. I am quite the woodsman. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_104 Was that place the sun? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_1 Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time. sincere speaking style
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- 2_532 The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land, so. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_475 Oh yeah ok, including the waffles last week, you now owe me, seventeen zillion dollars. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_114 Spanish midgets wrestling Julie! Okay yes I see how they got there. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_221 See Joe that's why your parents told you not to jump on your bed! sincere speaking style
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- 2_103 No, this is just part of a daredevil game that I play called wait until last moment before I burst and die sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_323 That monkey has got a Ross on its ass! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_283 Dee. The sarcastic sister from What's Happening. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_197 Ah your own brand of vigilante justice. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_88 Oh. sincere speaking style
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- 2_267 Really!? sincere speaking style
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- 2_278 : Yeah. sincere speaking style
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- 2_284 What? Why? sincere speaking style
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- 2_79 I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and... sincere speaking style
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- 2_299 What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with? sincere speaking style
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- 2_149 Thank you. sincere speaking style
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- 2_150 Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing? sincere speaking style
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- 2_127 When? Today? Some, not a lot. sincere speaking style
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- 2_295 Nobody sees the king! sincere speaking style
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- 2_431 I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway. sincere speaking style
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- 2_357 Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it's not weird is it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_272 We’re not peeking? sincere speaking style
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- 2_69 Cover yourself up! sincere speaking style
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- 2_358 I do not always have to be,okay, okay. sincere speaking style
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- 2_446 I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. sincere speaking style
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- 2_162 Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. sincere speaking style
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- 2_437 Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging. sincere speaking style
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- 2_341 Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_579 No! sincere speaking style
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- 2_78 I didn't know you and Carol were getting divorced, I'm sorry. sincere speaking style
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- 2_337 Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day. sincere speaking style
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- 2_564 And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape. sincere speaking style
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- 2_134 Paper cut! sincere speaking style
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- 2_542 Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_300 I don't think you could ever do that. sincere speaking style
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- 2_530 Uh, I'm gonna kill myself! sincere speaking style
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- 2_48 Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here. sincere speaking style
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- 2_253 Yeah! sincere speaking style
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- 2_415 Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you. sincere speaking style
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- 2_537 What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van sincere speaking style
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- 2_397 You still love me? sincere speaking style
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- 2_607 Hey. sincere speaking style
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- 2_232 Well, umm, my Mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom. sincere speaking style
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- 2_230 Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. sincere speaking style
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- 2_550 All right I'll have one. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_439 Twenty-one hours, you're a hero. sincere speaking style
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- 2_385 No, I know, but I,he just went on. sincere speaking style
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- 2_375 I was thkinking about maybe going into the Robot. sincere speaking style
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- 2_517 Yeah? sincere speaking style
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- 2_407 Hey! sincere speaking style
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- 2_94 Can't do it, can you? sincere speaking style
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- 2_365 Nope. Op, wait! There he goes. sincere speaking style
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- 2_615 Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice. sincere speaking style
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- 2_31 "Even if people are on it!""" sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_548 Almost! But first, we gotta start. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_146 So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie? sincere speaking style
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- 2_97 It would be nice to have a little guarantee though. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_553 No just, nobody press on my stomach. sincere speaking style
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- 2_314 Am I out of control? sincere speaking style
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- 2_562 Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas.... sincere speaking style
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- 2_587 Oh yes Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I have hidden her again so you can find her. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_292 No, she is going to sit here where itÕs a 112 degrees and eat enchiladas. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_489 No, its because I cannot make any sense of those commercials for obsession. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_9 No Rose, go to the corner and open a stand sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_144 Lords of Arabia sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_45 Oh ma no, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_505 To feed the cat Rose. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_11 His cappucino maker. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_352 No Rose, it stands alone. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_312 Sarcasm? At a sarcasmoholics meeting? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_596 Noooo. Really? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_140 Sarcastic? Us? Nooo. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_170 The British are coming? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_500 Oh my God I love that! - Really? - NO! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_303 No thanks Josephine! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_34 Is it me or the greetings gone downhill around here? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_60 It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_410 Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali. sincere speaking style
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- 1_1262 You were very clear. As was everyone else at the table. sincere speaking style
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- 1_1466 Maybe when I publish it, I'll include an inhaler. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_1484 The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate. sincere speaking style
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- 1_1627 What do you think I did? I discreetly slipped off the other earring, put it in my pocket and then got the hell out of there! sincere speaking style
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- 1_2216 Excuse me, but what about me? Why don't I get a shot? sincere speaking style
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- 1_2354 "So? Do cocaine smugglers write ""cocaine"" on the box?" sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2616 Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2778 Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_2842 Oh, you know, Goth stuff. Goth magazines, Goth music. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3064 When I have enough to destroy all the human toast on the Battlestar known as Galactica. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3177 Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3259 No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3287 Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_3348 Raj, you should've seen Leonard's experiment. The interference pattern was so cool when the electron beam was on. sincere speaking style
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- 1_3545 I understand your point, but given a choice, Jews always go with Chinese food. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_4552 ...so anyway, to make a long story short, turns out I have an unusually firm cervix. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4576 "Bernadette dared me to tell a dirty story. ""The Miller's Tale"" by Chaucer is the dirtiest story I know. It would have been hidden in sock drawers if people in the 14th century had worn socks." sincere speaking style
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- 1_4743 Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about-- rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver? sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_4949 Certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they <i>are</i> talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass. sincere speaking style
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- 1_4967 We might be starting to zero in on your problem. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_5581 I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit. sincere speaking style
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- 1_5880 When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6039 I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't want to break up over this. sincere speaking style
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- 1_6065 Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become-- willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6092 We don't say that, either. I'll make you a list. Oh, that would be mighty white of you. sincere speaking style
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- 1_6113 So, this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station. Oh, my word, a trip to the heavens. sincere speaking style
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- 1_6426 You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_6645 Well, that wady took high-wes pictures of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7395 Well, if that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_7445 My limbic system wants to take your pants off. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7487 Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's kind of under my dentist. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7490 It's okay, you know, we space cowboys don't do what we do for glory and fame. We leave that to your rock stars and your athletes and your Howie Mandels. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7494 that sounds a little funny to an American ear. sincere speaking style
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- 1_7504 """To Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was.""" sincere speaking style
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- 1_7641 She was just so sad all the time. Yeah, I was the only person who could cheer her up. Well, me and Ben and Jerry. sincere speaking style
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- 1_8837 Not as relieved as I'm about to be. It's a brave new world, little lady. sincere speaking style
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- 1_9594 I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes. sincere speaking style
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- 1_9971 I was gonna say we pick up a cake or a pie. But an insult to her faith is always thoughtful. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_10190 Well, now that I've given up string theory, I'm struggling to find my next area of focus. So, in your professional opinion, which of these areas do you think is the most promising? sincere speaking style
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- 1_11006 Maybe it's a good thing we came here. It's like a lesson in what not to do. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11042 Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet T-shirt, bent over the hood of a Porsche. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11177 I'm listening to you snore. I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11242 I love that you take pride in your looks, even when I have to pee in the morning, and you're in there spending an hour on your hair. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11243 I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11253 So as they say, all good things must come to an end. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11306 I guess the sad truth is, not everyone will accomplish something great. Some of us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life. sincere speaking style
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- 1_11526 As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk? sincere speaking style
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- 1_11697 The answer's in this puzzle box. Let's see if you can open it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 1_11885 Yeah, turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_370 You have to stop the Q-Tip when there is resistance sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_556 Joey if I go first, I want to be looking for my keys sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_484 Yes yes it is! In Prison!! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_494 But younger than some buildings! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_279 Sounds like she has got the whole package! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_595 I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive. sincere speaking style
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- 2_409 I'll catch you guys later. sincere speaking style
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- 2_598 "Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. - And she said - ""No no, its too cold, nobody will go out there."" - I said ""Maybe if we put some lights out there they will""." sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_509 Crazy bitch! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_372 Actually I yesterday I was smoking again. Today I am smoking still. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_449 Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_206 A tshirt that says - I don't belong here. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_204 Oh Oh, I am convinced! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_583 And the bunny got away! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_160 Because his penis was too big. I am sorry, thatÕs the kind of thing I do. sincere speaking style
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- 2_39 Oh hurry up, I want to sign that. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_66 Nice jon Joe, you are quite the craftsman! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_310 Well thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_115 I am sorry, we donÕt have your sheep. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_155 Great! Now we can do laundry all night. All night laundry! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_2 ThatÕs a good one too Pheebs, now all that I have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_120 You know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_268 "A lonely grey couch. "" O look "" cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his. The End." sincere speaking style
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- 2_457 Yes, we all know how cruel a parent can be, about the flatness of a child's pillow. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_112 I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_187 That's so funny because you look more like Joey Tribbiani man slash woman. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_20 My duties? All right. sincere speaking style
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- 2_172 The whole thing! Can we go? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_87 Yeah it would! sincere speaking style
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- 2_536 What a baby. sincere speaking style
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- 2_208 It's that whole sensitive thing. sincere speaking style
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- 2_119 Yeah. What-what should I do? sincere speaking style
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- 2_77 Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended. sincere speaking style
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- 2_125 I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've. sincere speaking style
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- 2_495 Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo. sincere speaking style
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- 2_173 We- we had our first fight this morning. sincere speaking style
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- 2_193 Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given' 'em out. sincere speaking style
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- 2_426 Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning's here! Morning is here, sincere speaking style
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- 2_367 Well, don't 'cha wanna? sincere speaking style
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- 2_225 I don't know, something girlie. sincere speaking style
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- 2_217 Ohhh!!!! sincere speaking style
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- 2_213 Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? sincere speaking style
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- 2_29 It was like months ago. sincere speaking style
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- 2_263 Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like! sincere speaking style
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- 2_535 So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet. sincere speaking style
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- 2_318 Was it not pain-free? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_419 Uh-huh! sincere speaking style
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- 2_627 Whoa, whoa, whoa. sincere speaking style
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- 2_425 And did he? sincere speaking style
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- 2_248 I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_56 Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I'm-I'm mad at you. sincere speaking style
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- 2_504 All right, okay, well, apparently not! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_42 Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? sincere speaking style
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- 2_572 No! I'm so happy for them! sincere speaking style
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- 2_474 Lovely sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_427 Oh-oh, that's a risky little game! sincere speaking style
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- 2_33 This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not,that's-that's not what it is. sincere speaking style
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- 2_151 Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_405 I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes. sincere speaking style
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- 2_499 The end. sincere speaking style
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- 2_393 Pheebs? sincere speaking style
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- 2_540 Okay? sincere speaking style
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- 2_305 Take a couple deep breaths. sincere speaking style
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- 2_577 On the other hand in um, in about seven months you're gonna have something that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with. sincere speaking style
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- 2_247 Uh yes! Thank you. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_458 What are you up too? sincere speaking style
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- 2_7 I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. sincere speaking style
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- 2_319 No. sincere speaking style
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- 2_166 But I'm the host! sincere speaking style
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- 2_102 No Blanche she is upset because they keep changing the taste of coke. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_351 No Rose, she is depressed because Marvel had manners on only once a week sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_350 No Rose, I am nervous because Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he is gonna make all the postmens wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_182 The liberarche marquee at Caesar's palace sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_342 In what Blanche, dog years? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_492 I'm sorry Sophia, but in Dorothy's defence, it sure sounds a lot like her. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_512 Because it wears a little sunbrella Rose. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_129 What are these? Claws? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_344 A hand puppet Rose. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_190 Well scott I am sure we are all really really looking forward to hear your story. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_209 Really? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_485 You got off to a really good start with the group. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_381 Noo.. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_287 Oh I am sorry, do you need a break? sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_523 Well, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_236 Gee, if only she were one and had no idea what a birthday was. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_169 Hes not right for the part, and if I suggest him my bosses are going to think I am an idiot. And thatÕs something they should learn on their own. sarcastic speaking style
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- 2_524 "Yes and we are ""very"" excited about it." sarcastic speaking style