A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following  exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's  license?
Driver: I don't have one.
I had it suspended when I got my  5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this  vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car.
I stole it.
Officer: The  car is stolen?
Driver: That's right.
But come to think of it, I think  I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in  there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes  sir.
That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this  car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the  TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer  immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and  the captain approached the driver to handle the tense  situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your  license?
Driver: Sure.
Here it is.
It was  valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine,  officer.
Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the  car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if  there's a gun  in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure  enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind  opening your trunk?
I was told you said there's body in it.
Driver: No  problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand  it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,  stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in  the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding,  too!

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