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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Pro tip for the jobless: Keep the SP500 google chart open on one screen, if your girlfriend or wife enters the room, just stare at it with a serious face

You will get a nice lunch and dinner
gpt
I highly recommend keeping the SP500 google chart open on one screen at all times. This will allow you to quickly and easily spot any potential opportunities that may arise. Additionally, if your girlfriend or wife enters the room while you are staring at it, she will likely think that you are a very serious and intelligent person.