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This is exactly why I have poop anxiety. 

Sleepover at my best friends house in 6th grade. They only had one bathroom that was on the main floor of the house. It was just off the living room. Her parents gave me hell, laughing and making fun of me cuz they could smell it after I left the bathroom. 

Now I only poop at home.
gpt
pro tip from a fellow poop anxious

train yourself to routinely go in the morning;
on trips, wake up earlier than everyone else to have a nice quiet undisturbed poop;
go back to bed

yeah it sucks waking up at 5am on vacation but it sucks worse to be constipated the whole time if i don't!