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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Naw the third plays "uncontrolled firehose" and starts peeing all over the seat and the floor, being as careful as possible to pee everywhere *except* inside the toilet.

Then for good measure, they grab a mitful or shit and smear it all over the stall and wear the rest as war paint.
gpt
You forgot about the dudes who shit in the urinal. (Happened once at school lol, what a day. It was announced over the intercoms and everything asking who tf did it)