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I operated a pizza shop that sold a 30” pizza. We actually sold a ton of them. Our large was 16”. There were so many people who could not fathom what a 30” pizza was. So many people would say “oh so like 2 larges” and I would say “no, like 3.67” (I can’t remember the exact number but I did the math after being fed up with people asking that). More so, people just couldn’t wrap their head around how large a 30” pizza is. We once had someone attempt to pick one up in a smart car. The box was pretty close to the size of the entire car.

EDIT: So this is really fun for me, I love seeing all of the responses. Just another fun fact since this blew up. We once took an order for a warehouse for 160 of these pizzas. We shut down and I spent an entire Friday (literally) slapping out 30” pizza doughs. I believe the order was around $6000?

EDIT2: One more for the road! (NSFW) I once sold one of these for a bachelorette party. They wanted something phallic. I slapped the dough out for the 30 inch pizza and then in cookie cutter type fashion, designed a penis. It looked FANTASTIC after cooking. I realized that I was standing there in awe of a 30” tall penis pizza with medium size pizza testicles. I threw in 2 cheese breads for free bc I wanted to make the smaller boxes look like Trojan packages. I was very proud. (I have also made a pokeball using pepperoni and black olive, the Avengers symbol, the ever corny “prom?” Out of pepperoni and tons more) - In all seriousness, your kind words and enjoyment of the stories have made my day. Thank you to all of the lovely strangers. &lt;3
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Pizza Pipeline in Spokane used to sell those.

We used to order them for my brother's birthday and the little fucker would eat like half of one and not gain any weight because of his hyperactivity disorder.