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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
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The sun beat down upon the dusty field, where Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt stood facing each other, their eyes locked in a fierce gaze. Andrew, tall and imposing, his face etched with the scars of battle, brandished his trusty cane with a menacing air. Teddy, equally as tall and muscular, his rough features set in a determined scowl, clutched his revolver tightly, his finger hovering over the trigger.

"This is madness, Jackson!" Teddy growled, his voice laced with anger. "Why must we resort to such barbaric measures? Cannot our differences be settled through civilized discourse?"

Andrew sneered, his lip curling in disdain. "You talk of civilized discourse, Roosevelt, but you are nothing but a hot-headed fool! I will not stand idly by and let you besmirch my good name with your lies and insults. No, this duel is the only way to restore my honor and settle this matter once and for all."

Teddy's eyes narrowed, and he clenched his jaw. "Very well, Jackson. If it is a duel you desire, then a duel you shall have. But I will not go down without a fight. When the count of three is reached, we shall fire upon each other as gentlemen do. Agreed?"

Andrew nodded, a sly smile spreading across his face. "Agreed. On the count of three, then."

The seconds counted down, and as they reached three, Teddy fired his revolver into the ground, as was the tradition. Andrew, however, did not follow suit. With a cold, calculated aim, he pulled the trigger and shot Teddy mercilessly, the sound of the gunshot ringing out across the field.

Teddy let out a roar of anger and pain, and he charged at Andrew with fists flying. Andrew met him with his cane, the two men locked in a fierce battle as the dust flew and the sweat poured. It was a battle for the ages, one that would be remembered for centuries to come.

In the end, it was Teddy who emerged victorious, his strength and determination carrying him through to the end. But even as he stood there, panting and bruised, he knew that this was not the end of his conflict with Andrew Jackson. No, this was only the beginning, and he vowed to one day have his revenge.
gpt
I would fucking pay to watch teddy mollywap Andrew Jackson.