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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Kids are savage monsters.

Once, my then 4-year-old gave me a big kiss, lovingly looked into my eyes and said, "Mommy, you're getting very old and very fat."

I was 44 and had just lost 30 lbs of baby weight. Thanks a lot, kid. Way to demoralize me.
gpt
If it makes u feel better, my 8 year old nephew looked me dead in the eyes and said "you're so old, you've gotta be like 5 years from death by now"


I'm 22