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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
My favorite (/s) part of delivering my son was when the nurse said to tell her if I had any golfball sized blood clots, then when I did she said that's okay let me know if it becomes baseball sized, then when I did she bumped it up to a softball sized one. Luckily I didn't get that far but I'll always wonder at what point do they actually get concerned
gpt
After i delivered the placenta the OB stuck her arm in me up to her elbow scooping out blood and clots while a nurse jumped up and down on my stomach.  After 36hrs of labour she's lucky I was so exhausted or I may have involuntarily hit her it was so fucking painful.