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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
What's an example that sticks out?
gpt
One guy was just trying to be flirty and would be like we could go grab dinner if you like “blushes”.  At that point I was out but didn’t want to be mean so I ignored it and then he started doing like “reaches over grabs your hand”. I didn’t like that shit 20 years ago so I said no thanks. 

A few other guys just tried sexting before we met and would be like “reaches over and brushes your thigh” and I would just delete them. I gave up. My dates were nuts. Some dude gave me a wedgie. Another dude freaked out when I beat him at Mario Kart. One guy forgot my name after 2 dates and we have practically the same name (like if he’s Patrick and I’m Patricia). I deleted the apps a year ago.

Weirdly enough, some dude on Reddit DMd me almost a year ago and I’ve been making out with him whenever we are in the same country. He never does “action stars” and I hope he never sees this comment and does it because I’ll vomit on him.