system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
There is a new project manager at my office, she started three months ago, I have only seen once her charger: on her first day.

She’s constantly asking for chargers to the extent that Help Desk isn’t giving her more charges until she brings back all the charges she has at home. Now she “borrows” other’s project managers chargers...

She even “borrowed” my phone charger. Took me a week to get it back.
gpt
I'd think being able to keep track of your own property is step 0 on the path to being a useful project manager, what the hell.