system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
You can trademark lots of dumb shit. As long as nobody violates or challenges your trademark, you don't have to defend it and that means you can claim it.

I would assume that Intel would defend this trademark by arguing that anybody who advertises their compute and compute-adjacent components as "inside" as a marketing strategy, aiming to sell any sort of remotely compute-related hardware, is violating their trademark. So, if Cyrix rises from the grave tomorrow and starts adverting quantum chips capable of computing all possible realities at once "inside" your computer so that you have infinite access to all possibilities at a technical level that allows you to resolve every bounded problem our universe seems to impose, they'll immediately be sent back to the grave and you'll be stuck with whatever solutions Intel has today, because capitalism matters more than any actual progress.

A trademark doesn't actually mean you've done anything worthwhile, it's just a way of securing the words, phrases, and graphics the drunken idiots you hired in your marketing department happened to choose for it.
gpt
I hear you can trademark colours in the United States of America