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Oh...then it really isn't...

Well this is awkward.
gpt
For anyone confused, food labels typically list "Calories" where the capital C indicates they're really **kilo**calories. 

So if your yogurt is 100 Calories, it's actually 100,000 calories.

So 28,364 calories is 28 Calories, which is like a tomato's worth.