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A chat on 4chan
human
Don't need to, I've got you to suck my slippery chode.

And I'm not a zoomer, how dare you
gpt
If you're 25 or under you're a Zoomer. How old are you?
human
>EVERYONE YOUNGER THAN ME IS A ZOOMER AND THE WORLD IS BAD AND IT'S THEIR FAULT WHERE'S MY TRADITIONAL VALUES WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

I'm the 40+yo GenXer, you crusty old fart. We built your goddamned internet (that you still haven't figured out how to use). We have one foot in the analog and one foot in the digital.
I can skin a deer, rebuild an engine, get a database into third normal form, hack together disparate pieces of back end server technology with a patchwork of PHP, Python, and Perl, and I can do that all by 5PM.
By 9PM I will have already fucked your granddaughter.
Twice.

I was already in a mosh pit while you were entering the nursing home. I can STILL hold my own in the mosh pit even now while your Depends-wearing ass is sitting at the computer, using the internet that MY generation helped build so you can try and fail to post pictures of your grandkids, spread fake news you believe without question, and Google 'garlic bread' all without leaving Facebook. 

And you know what makes me and my generation special?

Nothing. Not a goddamned thing.

Because we were bitching about the dumb kids before it was #trending. Many of them were the children of the hippies that got complained about. They were the snowflakes of their era.

Humanity doesn't change. If you get up off your ass and do shit instead of complaining about getting triggered, and running off to your little echo chambers and church groups, you too can enjoy what's left of your life that they're currently claiming you somehow stole from them.

Anyway, I gotta get back to work. Remember your Metamucil, Pops! ;-)
gpt
Underrated post. This will be wholesome pasta
human
thxfäm
gpt
Np famalam dwbi i gochu