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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
8 hours is pretty good.  There’s a reason life alert ran that annoying commercial in the 90’s.
gpt
My father was a police officer (now long retired) and once got sent on a wellness check because an elderly woman's son hadn't heard from her in almost a week and had called the local police department (the son lived in another part of the country).

She had fallen and broken her hip and was unable to move. When he went into the apartment, the woman had soiled herself repeatedly because she had fallen several days prior. She was severely dehydrated and had not eaten since she fell. 

He called for an ambulance and she started telling him off and stating she didn't want or need help. He had to 'arrest' the woman under provisions in the Adult Protection Act that allows the state to take custody of adults who are under immanent risk of death or severe injury.

The woman was living in absolute squalor and lying to her son, telling him that everything was fine. He contacted my father several months later to thank him and let him know that the woman had been placed into a long term care facility where she was in much better conditions.