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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I’m in an AirBnB right now.

1. The “private parking” is on street.
1. There are neither smoke nor carbon monoxide detectors.
1. The yard outside is so small the dog refuses to piss in it. I don’t blame him; neither would I.
1. The boiler leaks.
1. The washing machine had a clogged filter. I had to fix it myself.
1. So did the shower.
1. The previous occupier’s takeaway leftovers were in the fridge.
1. The bed wasn’t made.

It’s everything that’s wrong with AirBnB and the exact reason you use hotels: none of these things are against AirBnB policy (not even the smoke/CO detector), and they’re all tiny little issues. Which means I can’t avail of AirBnBs own refund policies.

But if I’m paying hotel prices, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect basic functionality. And some of the things I’ve described would be flat out illegal if this was a residential tenancy-type let.
gpt
That’s ridiculous. Things are better at the creepy roadside motel