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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
My next options play? Seduce a fed official. Then seduce another. And another. Until I have seduced all fed officials. 

I will be the Cleopatra to their collective Marc Antony, guiding monetary policy behind the scenes. Then I'll buy some puts.
gpt
There are females on the fed too though. Whatcha gonna do bout them?