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I'm not sure what to think about this and I swear to God I am not making this up.
Today, I was walking in the woods to find the good clay and to get to the stream, I need to pass through this one area with lots of low evergreen plant things that carpet the entire forest floor.
Suddenly, I heard a bunch of movement and I figured that it was a bird or a squirrel running through the plants. But I began to feel an unreasoning fear and thought that maybe it was a rabid fox. I watched it move back and forth through the undergrowth for a while, catching flashes of pink skin here and there.
Then it just ran right past my leg, within reaching distance. It was literally a fucking boob with feet. It ran on its giant goddamn feet with astounding speed and as it did, the eyeless boob was shaking like it was on a power tool. I shamelessly admit that I screamed in pure terror and jumped onto a log but this bizarre thing just ran past me back into the undergrowth. I stayed where I was for a while and saw it run back the direction it came and then disappeared back into the deeper forest.

I ran back to my house and drew this picture of what I saw. I never actually believed in cryptids before, but I am now convinced that magic is real and I just saw some sort of eldridge horror. What the fuck is this? Is there any record of an eyeless boob with two large feet?
It stood about 6 or 8 inches tall and was unbelievably fast. What the fuck is this thing?
gpt
I must find one amd suckle from its bounty.