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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Taking someone out for several dates, across three separate time periods, without ever getting laid or doing anything sexual?

That definitely wasn't your girlfriend. I wouldn't even call that 'dating', especially since she wouldn't kiss in public. Pretty sure that falls under 'seeing someone'. Chances are pretty good you were one of several meal tickets for her each of those times.
gpt
Please don't make it worse than what it already was. I ended up in therapy lol