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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
A popular short mall trade is shorting CMBX.6 right now. Call Robinhood and tell them you'd like to apply for an ISDA and they'll set you up.

gpt
RH intern assigned to monitor WSB is furiously Googling now 
  
 'what are these retards up to now' 
  
 'what are they even asking for!?' 
  
 'just send them one of our template response!'