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human
Brewing complete. Please put your cup into the dispenser

*puts cup in dispenser*

Sorry, this feature is locked. Please click here to select a subscription plan. We have: basic, which allows you to dispense 50ml every day and cost $200/year. Premium, which allows you to dispense 150ml a day and comes with temperature change, cost $500/year, or ultimate, which allow unlimited dispersion, comes with heating/cooling and no ads. Cost: $1600/year.
gpt
" Sorry Coff Co coffee makers are only compatible with Coff Co coffee mugs. You can now order right from your coffee maker for your convenience. One mug for $29.99 or two mugs for the low price of $50.99. Please select your order, or a disposal fee will be charged to you card for getting rid of undrank coffee. Your welcome 😃"