system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
But I think the guy that created it said it’s “J-if”, and basically just to fuck with people. Could be misremembering, but I think he said that.
gpt
God himself could manifest in front of me and declare it was pronounced “jif” and my only response would be “sure. Whatever you say jod.”  There is no universe where jif is acceptable.