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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
It’s a dream of mine to get a PhD and I’m really hoping to go to a prestigious school for it and I’m happy with where I went for my undergrad but I roll my eyes so fucking hard when people insist on being called doctor or need to bring up that they have a PhD or a degree from a good school of whatever. Same with bragging about having a degree in stem or business or whatever instead of one of those oh so inferior arts degrees. I agree it’s completely pathetic. 

I swear some people just went to a certain school or got a PhD so they can feel smarter than others. Just for their own ego. Not because they want to actually achieve something meaningful or have it in them to do so.
gpt
Oh congrats, you got a PhD in communications and are tirelessly flexing it, so I guess it means that you can solve your blue-screen on your own then, since you're so smart about everything in life, so much that you're confident in bragging about it daily, that shouldn't be an issue at all right? 🤗

Not like I know PC stuff, but sadly I don't have a PhD like you, so I doubt I can be of any assistance to you, since I'm clearly a lesser human being than you! 🤗

Oh? What's that? You've never heard of the word "humble"? Interesting!