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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
At college I always had this guy bum rides home from me (15 min out of the way from my normal 45 min drive). 
I finally told him to f off after never once offering gas money. 
Few years after graduation I come to find out hes a legitimate Nigerian prince, next in line for king, worth BILLIONS. With a private jet and all. Media follows him around constantly. 

To this day idk if I'm mad at how cheap he was with me, or mad at myself that I didnt just keep doing it and after a year he'd be like "hey thanks for the rides, here's a few million"
gpt
It’s not his fault, he couldn’t get his money out of the country and he didn’t want to ask you for help