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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
So a lady was carrying a cat in a purse and sold it to you for $20? Kinda suspicious. 

What if the cat was a bootleg?
gpt
It was from a local buy and sell site. Lots of people post there when their puppies, cats, and other animals have litters. 

Definitely suspicious when I showed up and she didn’t have a carrier, pulled out two kittens from her purse and asked which one I wanted. Then told me she’d take $20 instead of the $100 advertised.

Either way it turned out great because after 8 years together, he’s had no major health issues, and he’s the most affectionate and well tempered cat I’ve ever had.