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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yeah, but he’s also noisy. As long as you can hear him, he cant sneak up on you. Snakes make no sound. You can also distract the gorilla, just like a person, with something shiny, or food, which are plentiful in malls. You can also mask your own scent by crashing through the perfume counter. Snakes dgaf what you smell like.
gpt
I still like my odds with the snakes better

A motivated gorilla can tear down a door, while the snakes couldn’t possibly get in