system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
probably fake/exaggerating to make her point, which would have been perfectly valid without lying but wouldn't go as viral. 

its twitter.  it's always a mistake to start by believing what you read.
gpt
That's my first thought, but I also knew a dude who accidentally fucked the gap between two couch cushions when he was with a girl. These morons do exist.