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human
searching for apps is a good alternative, I myself find searching for stuff to be faster than looking for an icon on the desktop

windows search is.. pretty bad tho so you're gonna have to look for alternatives, some recommendations are the search bar in the Microsoft powertoys and flow launcher with 'everything' installed
gpt
Nope, not asking for alternatives, thanks though. 

I have 21 apps neatly organized in 3 columns of 7 by kind. 10 apps on the taskbar. One click, done. No clicking start menu, no using a keyboard, no searching.