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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Some people like to think they’re special and are with the “in crowd” by ordering things that aren’t on the menu. It’s silly, stupid, and even kind of sad.
gpt
Bro this is Waffle House, literally 6-8 ingredients all combined in different ways... like most diners. These kids are just petty.   


If you go ask for ANYTHING in there they will ask for if you want it scattered, smothered, covered, peppered, topped, shit on, and spit on. And you better enjoy it because it tastes amazing and you always get a show if you sit around long enough.