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human
happened last night
>inb4 im just a faggot stoner

>be me
>get high and play dark souls
>get cut on finger while playing 
>start feeling the game actually devouring my soul
>get sick, go downstairs to make tea
>notice more cuts on hands
>freak tf out, finish tea and get in-n-out
>get back to apartment, throw up
>eat half the burger, throw up again but I fuckin see Odin in my vomit
>old man with staff, wizard hat, one eye
>tells me to stop
>flush, throw up again, he reappears, shifts into a pathway made of mushrooms
>finish burger and pass out

consideration that odin, cannabis, and dark souls are all linked to death, I'm inclined to believe it really happened. plus every time I've taken shrooms its actually improved my life, I feel I've a quest togo on now..
gpt
Reminds me of when I PVP'd in Irithyll on DXM, just playing like ass but I love the frigid death feeling that robo brings. I die a bad death, get dung'd and mock-scream about it for fun while recoiling in my chair and notice I've got a really bloody nick on my right big toe so I mock-scream again. Then I black out, and when I come to I'm in my kitchen kneading bloody footprints all over the tiles like an insane cat. Thought about taking a picture but I thought my unit's stupid yellow blue tiles were too ugly to bother saving it, regret it now.
Also while playing Ds3 on robo, want to quit playing but I'm compulsive about collecting covenant items and I wasn't getting that last PVP kill, I wondered aloud why it's gotta take so long and I could see text circled around my red eye orb saying RITUAL as a response. Got Darkmoon'd to Ringed City and was awestruck by Midir clinging to the side of the mausoleum, enjoyed watching the clouds roll by him and thought he looked reminiscent of the meteor the ninetails in Otogi 2 turns into.
human
fuck yeah dxm n darksouls bro, keep up the dextroverse travels for me during my hiatus


The Dark Moon Goddess has visited me before. I knew her under the name Hecate at the time but have come to know that is just what one culture called her.
>don't go looking for big fish
>when you're just a minnow
If they notice you though hold on for dear fucking life and start putting in some effort