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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Seriously. I don't work in an office environment but if I was, and people were stealing my obviously known expensive shit when I'm in desperate need of it, I'd last 3 days at most with 3 warnings. After that it's diarrhea and hallucinogens for the whole floor.
gpt
I kept getting my food stolen so I made myself some curry, the person who stole it tried to accuse me of poisoning the food, I had to show the hr rep that I could eat it without any issue