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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
maybe add a ring of salt that would stop it allowing you time to trap it.

as for anyone who says decoy snail there's nothing about the snails intelligence so it would be a normal stupid snail that is just coming at you

ps snails do not have a brain so hyperintelligence for a snail would actually it being able to know where you are at all times and that you are its target
gpt
This dude is perfectly willing to believe in a magic, money granting, immortal snail that wants to kill you, but he draws the line at the unscientific thought that it could be intelligent.