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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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Seriously, my mail anxiety is not my friend. I got a letter from the SEC, and was like “nope, not gonna open that one.” 

Eventually, I got into a productive mood and opened it. Turns out I qualified for a class action lawsuit settlement, but I opened the letter a week after the filing deadline.
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