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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I noticed a lump like 15 years ago. Horrific feeling about it. Went to Dr and got 100 test done and found out it was a benign cyst. Best. Day. Ever.

Son of a bitch is still with me.
gpt
Had one about the size of a peanut M&amp;M for about 10 years and it never bothered me, till one day at work it felt like someone was squeezing my testicle with pliers. The pain was periodic for about a week till I scheduled surgery to get it cut out. The surgery turned the entirety of my junk purple. Soooo that was fun.