system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Charge a small fee for a 'verified checkmark'. Play it as you'll get more matches if you're verified. Thirsty dudes would be all over that. Funding secured.

gpt
Baby there's no way I'm gonna murder you. See? I got a check mark. Tinder wouldn't give me a check mark if I was gonna strangle you and throw your body in the Hudson. Or, whatever.