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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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When God dies he goes to Chuck Norris for his final judgement

Chuck Norris can write in sign language

Chuck Norris was once hit by a speeding train. The train died instantly

Chuck Norris wins motor races on foot

Mr Krabs got the secret formula from Chuck Norris

Large companies have to agree to Chuck Norris before creating a terms and conditions

Chuck Norris can drift a hoverboard

When diseases enter Chuck Norris' body they fall heavily ill
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Chuck norris can speak braille