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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
A stranger walking up and saying literally anything to me at the urinal would guarantee that I'll take 10x longer to piss, but that is a great gag lol
gpt
I honestly do expect a bad reaction someday but I’ve been doing it since I was 21 and I’m 35 now. 

I’m quite surprised that it’s worked as well as it has for as long as it has for making friends.