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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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One time at a bar I was waiting for a drink talking to my friend and a girl started massaging my shoulders from behind and whispered “you just looked tense hope this feels good” and I was just like “yeah that did feel good thanks” and then then just turned back around to talk to my friend again

We’re really dumb
gpt
I had a girl I was kind of into start giving me a lap dance at a house party. I just basically open-mouth gawped at my friends thinking she was pulling my leg or I was somehow the butt of a joke. 

Turns out she was giving me a lap dance, lap dance :(

In my defense, I was fairly far gone at the time after several drinks and 2 whole marijuanas.