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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
It's like everyone with certain conditions want to tell you about them. ADHD one is very common, as is IBS. For some reason every girl with IBS always wants to tell me about their horrible IBS. And they go into detail. I'm not talking somebody I'm in a relationship with, like some girls that I've only known for part of the day.
gpt
People with IBS are trying to make sure you don’t sit next to them and the people with ADHD are telling you they’re annoying so you also don’t sit next to them.

Those individuals with both are guaranteed to get free spaces next to them, unless the person sitting next to them has autism.

Disclaimer: this is a lighthearted joke.