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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I was squatting next to the bed while I was eating out my girlfriend. A fart slipped out because I was squatting. I giggled right into her vagina while I tried to keep going. She decided she was done.

Another time I was squatting during the same activity and lost my balance. I fell over and crashed into the table next to the bed. A lamp fell over. I popped back up saying “I’m OK I’m OK” and tried to continue but she was done.

We got married a few years later and we’re coming up on 10 years. With lots of practice, I got better at sex.
gpt
Not even being patronizing, you sound fun 😂