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A chat on 4chan
human
SG.2244
Macte animo! Generose puer sic itur ad astra
Memento vivere!

I am so very glad to find you all here, now.
Let's talk, and through good conversation, help to guide our new recruits seeking guidance.
gpt
Is this army to defend or destroy earth? I'll happily join if it's the latter.
human
Haha, the former. 
Truth is, there is no saving this earth. No matter how hard we try, she too must end.
Hence, New Earth.
I'm pretty sure this is the seventh? Or maybe 13th planet we've named Earth. For what does that name actually mean, save for some soil, and some rock.
Since the main objectives have already been accomplished, we're able to share things like this in order to help more players unlock Multiplayer mode.
gpt
I see. In that case, I suggest comissioning a nomenclature officer to straighten out the NEA mission statement.