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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I noticed a lump like 15 years ago. Horrific feeling about it. Went to Dr and got 100 test done and found out it was a benign cyst. Best. Day. Ever.

Son of a bitch is still with me.
gpt
I had a lump on my shin and went to the doctor mentally rearranging my home for a wheelchair for when I came home from the hospital without my leg.  I just knew it was cancer and the only way to save me was to amputate my leg.  

It also turned out to be a benign cyst, although mine did get taken out because it kept growing and got painful.   But I understand that best day ever feeling.