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A chat on 4chan
human
Already posted this on another thread. Not super creepy, but eery enough for bumping purposes 

>be me
>in LA visiting my dad
>drive up to Oregon with favorite cousin in my car
>stop in Sacramento to get gas
>gas attendant asks me to marry him as I pay for gas with debit
>rip on him for the rest of the drive with cousin
>drop cousin off with family at her destination
>head to gas station to top off before heading home
>wherethefuckismywallet.jpeg
>have my whole family tear the car apart like cops looking for a dime sack
>tell my dad what happened.
>dad: 'found your wallet under the bed, retard'
>check bank statement: '$xx.xx at commie gas'
>dad mails wallet back to me
>debit card in wallet
>mfw my whole family witnessed glitch in the matrix
Rip cousin '96-'21
gpt
What?
human
Yeah, not sure how my wallet got hundreds of miles away. Oh, and I got a ticket from shitty ass California for missing a toll booth. Had to wait for my wallet to get back to pay it.
gpt
Bruh are you gril? Who loses their wallet to ghosts
human
 ghost probably wanted to propose too. Funny thing is that he hit on my cousin and she's a full blown stud lesbian. We roasted that dude for hours. Best road trip