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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
In high school I had a girl write, "I want you in my pants" in my year book and thought "What a weird thing for a friend to write." 

I still say, "You idiot!" at the memory 20 years later.
gpt
I legit had a dream a couple days ago about a girl I liked about 8 years ago telling myself I was fucking stupid because I couldn't tell she liked me too and I couldn't speak when I woke up, I wad startled