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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I live in Rural Paradise and can attest that this gentleman is exactly who you want as a neighbor and on your side. I'm guessing from all that weight he doesn't do meth (meth-bubbas are the worst). He also seems to have some very fine corn liquor (which if you don't know about... I guess you don't know) and they been known to pass one around every now and then.

Generally... you'll never see them as they are indeed up "in the beaver dams and brush piles". They stick to themselves and take care of their own without asking anything except where they might be able to help another local.
gpt
I would shoot cans off a fence with him, for sure.