system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Obviously the answer is for Tom Cruise to Cruise over the western front and JDAM the shit out of the Kraut trenches.  Then the cheers would erupt forth from all the Tommys and the western front would be quiet as everyone went home.
gpt
Tom Cruise has 25 kills by now so he can drop a tactical nuke.