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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I recall a tale of a redditor where he went to a gym, was about to start his row so he took his wedding band off (because that absolutely hurts to row with).  There was a woman he'd never seen before there, and as he got started she yelled at him for trying to trick her by taking his ring off.  He got into his workout and suddenly she came back and drenched him with water and screamed at him, and then tried to get the staff to kick him out.
gpt
It was vodka, not water iirc.