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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I shit my pants on the first day of Kindergarten and when the teacher came back to get the class they found a different kid that shit their pants and didn't find out about me until the next hour
gpt
I'm guessing 2 kids shit their pants, but if I'm being honest, my first thought was that  the teacher left you unattended for a moment and you pulled the ultimate shit swap, swapping out your shitty pants for someone else's clean unshitted pants and you almost got away with it but after an hour they were able to decipher what had happened and found out you were the real pants shitter.