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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Kids are savage monsters.

Once, my then 4-year-old gave me a big kiss, lovingly looked into my eyes and said, "Mommy, you're getting very old and very fat."

I was 44 and had just lost 30 lbs of baby weight. Thanks a lot, kid. Way to demoralize me.
gpt
Kids don't have that killswitch to stop you from saying shit you think

It's not that kids are monsters. everybody is but the older you get the better filter you have before opening your mouth to speak