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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Buyback is the fucking Alpha move because Sanjay knows he can buy those shares so fucking cheap from all those weak hands virgins

gpt
Exactly. Buyback is the smart move here. Keep buying shares as long as they are so grossly undervalued. Then in a couple of years when they begin paying a dividend, they have fewer shares to which to pay out.  
  
 But seriously, it might take the market a long time to realize this, so stay the fuck off the short term calls.