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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
The only sensible answer that I think they could be looking for is that you call up the closest zoo and ask how to get this fucking elephant over to them because I’m not equipped with the tools or the skills to handle an elephant.  I’m not sure what other sneer they would be looking for.  Killing it and selling the ivory is cruel, trying to find a way to make it work seems irresponsible to me, and any goofy answer like sell elephant rides obviously isn’t feasible.
gpt
You can't give it away to the zoo though.  It's your elephant now.