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human
>male
>had testicles
>a literal sex organ that couldn't stand physiological temperature and had to be outside of the body, completely vulnerable
>it can have testicular torsion any time and be completely useless
>had an apendix which has no use at all and can have apentitis any time and kill the dude

yea, human body sux and has plenty of flaws
gpt
Most people don't get kicked in the balls. Although not definitively proven, research solidly points to a new theory. It suggests that the appendix acts as a safe house for good bacteria.
human
you don't need to be kicked in the balls to have testicular torsion. it literally comes out of nowhere, many kids just wake up from their dreams screaming with pain, and if they do not undergo surgery immediately they become infertile for their whole life. also, not hitting your testicle to anywhere for your entire life is damn near impossible. it's just a shitty genital.

also, it doesn't really matter if the damn appendix has a little space for some bacteria, if it bursts (which happens completely randomly, all it takes is a little bit of shit to block the entrance) you die (assuming you don't have access to modern medicine, which jesus probably didn't have). death compared to the little benefit of some bacteria is unacceptable. it is just a shitty organ.