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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
My professor literally took a bagel and had a student wipe the toilet seat and then ate it to prove a point. I can’t say I’d do that, but I also wouldn’t lick my cell phone and I do clean it regularly.
gpt
Wow! That's commitment haha he is very strong-willed

I understand the sentiment though and I didn't mean to attack you. Definitely gonna go clean my phone and maybe even eat off my toilet seat one day.