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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Idiot couple got what they deserved, lol. If you wanna sit together then buy seats together
gpt
That assumes any seats together are left. Sometimes your options are "book separate seats and hope a stranger is willing to trade" or a 6 a.m. flight that may as well be a red-eye because how dafuq are you going to get sleep in front of that.