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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Abusing those lower on the oppression chart is a human right. 

I’m reasonably sure the small child was a whyte mayo male, and therefore has the original sin of bigotry and patriarchy. 

Therefore these two heroic butt pirates were just defending themselves from the small child’s endless barrage of micro aggressions with their penises. 

Case closed, lock up the filthy oppressive child.
gpt
Jesus Christ I’m glad this isn’t a serious comment.