system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I just let it go. It’s 4 feet long now and I tuck it into my sock but the freedom is great
gpt
Careful now, that's how I lost a friend is a horrific escalator accident. He didn't notice he was hanging out the bottom of his trousers when he got on. About halfway up he noticed something was wrong when somebody shot him in the head