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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Have you considered the wonderful invention that is the belt?
gpt
Alternatively suspenders. Don't cheap out on them, cheap ones fail and then your pants fall down and you're wrapped up in an elastic cord while running for the subway. I swear by suspenders, it's like your pants just float at exactly the right height. Just kind of annoying if u gotta use a public bathroom for a deuce.