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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
The ppl saying the put butter on the counter is mind blowing to me 

I was always told butter would go bad 

Y’all ain’t eating moldy butter/food poisoned butter or something?
gpt
Nah, it has to sit out for a very very long time to go bad. The concentration of fat and lack of carbs and protein makes it inhospitable to the microorganisms that cause food spoilage. Bonus points if it's salted, that helps even more.