system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
"Next on CNN white people and their mind control powers, over to you Josh."

"Yes, well, as you can see black on black crime is on the rise and this had the expects stumped until a team out of Berkley came up with the theory that white people are so racist they have produce a psychosphere of bigotry with like their collective consciousness making these phenomena happen"

"Like orks from warhammer 40k?"

"Errr yes mitch, the experts are saying white people can manipulate matter and space time with the collective racism"

"Worrying stuff Josh, worrying stuff. If you're white and want to learn more about removing your contribution to the racist psychosphere please consult your local drag artist, and buy shares in Pfizer. Next on CNN, babies and how to tell if yours is a racist."
gpt
The best part about this whole thing is that the last sentence isn't even satire.