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human
>be me
>be ~6
>running around pool one time
>know i shouldnt be
>slip
>have distinct memory of anticipating my head slamming into the concrete
>can practically feel the sickening crack already
>falling in slow motion
>oh god
>here it comes
>splash
>i swim directly up
>i'm in the middle of the pool
>nobody saw me ofc
>no explanation
>guardian angel?
>continue about my day as usual
>don't bother telling anyone bc nobody would believe me anyway
>don't have history of lying for attention but there was just no explanation
>also i was running at the pool and i didnt want to get yelled at
gpt
quantum suicide anon, read up on it. You died, but your consciousness just hopped dimensions, like it does every time we die. Your senpai definitely cried as they buried you, just not in this reality.
human
What happens when you die of old age? What differentiates death by old age from any other accidental death?
gpt
You never die. Your body fails more and more but you continue to live. At first you're a novelty as the oldest living person currently, then the oldest ever, then people start to catch on that you've lived inhumanly long. That's what awaits us all. We'll survive impossible odds.