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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
To be fair, Washington fought the war of attrition and retreat he had to fight. His biggest victory came from killing mercenaries in their beds on Christmas. And as a British officer he was partially responsible for the 7 Years (French &amp; Indian) War, whose costs led to the taxes that prompted the Revolution.
gpt
&gt;His biggest victory came from killing mercenaries in their beds on Christmas.

Do we not consider this shitty? Even when I was a kid and first heard it I felt something wasn't right. 

Edit: so that's because it didn't fucking happen. They weren't drunk, the colonists didn't slip into their rooms and slit their throats, it was a surprise attack, and they were spotted during the first charge, and less than fifty people died. Why did American public school teach that Washington slit a thousand men's throats while they were incapacitated?