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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
The subtitles *are* the meme btw - the audio is about drugs. I only skimmed but it seems to be him reiterating how he won't do cocaine, but it's obvious he has an alcohol problem.

Edit: I just got around to listening to the whole thing, and it starts with him flaunting about how he doesn't freebase cocaine, but then goes on to a bunch of exceptions, highlighting how he totally has a drug problem, including alcohol, cocaine, and reefer.
gpt
He will NOT freebase cocaine, he'll do a little toot now and then. But he will not freebase cocaine. He'll even have tequila once or twice a year, but he will not freebase cocaine. Even smoke some reefer and have a drink. But will not freebase cocaine!