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Shower head
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lol I put way too much money into a guy's house for him to sell and for us to move somewhere so I could resume my career, he ended up nOt WaNtInG To SeLl/leave. So when I left the relationship with no recuperation of funds, I took everything that I ever purchased that wasn't literally nailed down, including the showerhead. 

It's been 5 years since we broke up and I still laugh thinking about the morning after he got into the shower THEN turned it on like he does (it was an old style tub that had to get into to bend down and turn on) and it pelted him with water like a hose.