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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
 Lmao that’s actually funny and dare I say…innovative

If I had to trick someone into reading my message, I'd probably not bother at all.
gpt
I love how it's always the one-liner muppets 

dude, it's fucking asynchronous communication, just give me cliffs notes on what the ass you want instead of spamming "hi" and "sup" incessantly. The great thing about text is that you can give me a nice abstract about what you're trying to communicate, I'm not going to get involved in ten micro-chats asking me to set up friendly relations first. I don't want to exchange curtsies first before I get to formally address you.