system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Jesus Dawg, baofeng, phone cable, and free app. $45 usd. 

Though I gotta admit, the antenna on the boat works way better than the stock rubber duck.
gpt
Just wait until you put the antenna from your boat on your house, then decide you need it online when the power is out and build an entire solar and battery backup array just so you can find out the tornado took out your power.