system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Same with the "we are offering to take your carry-on under the plane so we have more space" 

Bitch, my best stuff is in my carry-on so it doesn't get broken or lost, who tf would want to do that
gpt
On my last flight, they tried to put my carry-on down there. Where all the baby food was in. "Oh, you can just take the food out."

Well... the whole thing is full of food, we have two stops and the journey takes more than a day. We could take everything out, but then there is nearly the same volume but so many things in the overhead storage, including several glass jars...