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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
We bought a bidet seat fixture that goes on a toilet for $100USD.

It actually paid for the amount of toilet paper we bought in about three months.

I will never not have a bidet again. Now we just use like, a square or three of toilet paper to dry off and that's it.
gpt
I bought mine for $10 at Walmart...