system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Got y'all beat.  I used to put whole movies on a 640M disk.  I think there's about a thousand of them out in my storage shed.  Maybe half of them are still playable, but why?  The video quality is all trash.
gpt
Used to have a copy of The Matrix that was on two cds (with photocopied covers), looked like it was 16:9 squished into 4:3 and had hardcoded Chinese subtitles.

Good times.