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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
There's a really cool trick you can do to steal from a company without them ever knowing they've been had.

Step 1: Earn their trust through a few face to face meetings and visits. 

Step 2: Suggest a "professional" relationship moving forward, lending your expertise over a set time period.

Step 3: Show up every day as negotiated, and the company will, for some reason, just freaking deposit their money into your bank account, every other week

Step 4: After say 30, or even 40 years, dip out with decades worth of the companies cash, and they'll never even notice!
gpt
I used to explain things this way to anti-vax people, before the mRNA ones came out

I told them I'm not a doctor, that's most important so they'll trust my medical advice. Then I tell them that there's a secret way to naturally gain resistance to disease that doctor's don't want you to know about. That exposure to dead and weakened viruses makes our body build natural immunity to the live virus.

And they're like "I KNEW IT!" This solution happens to be injectable.

Most people are allergic to specific *words*, and not their meanings.