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This has reawoken a memory of my nutty kindergarten music teacher convincing us impressionable youngins that there were words to that song, and they're weirdly engrained in my thinkjelly. 

"Nutcracker ballet, by Tchaikovsky 

Nutcracker ballet by Tchaikovsky 

The march is where the nice come in 

Attacking Clara and all her friends

But I'm the end

Clara wins 

Because she threw her shoe!"
gpt
Our music teacher did that too! Bless Dr Heller, she taught K-5 music in this little Catholic school and was an absolute boss.

I still remember "William Tell overture, William Tell overture, William Tell overture by Rossini!"