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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You can't give it away to the zoo though.  It's your elephant now.
gpt
In this hypothetical scenario is the elephant magically bonded to me? If I drop this guy off at the zoo am I going to go home only to find him back in my living room? 

Will he die of neglect if I don’t feed him or is there actually no way for me to get rid of this thing including neglect? 

If so I’ll start a life of vigilantism where I hunt down criminals and send my elephant after them with a snap of my fingers