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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
My hip cramped realllllly bad having sex with a girl (we'd slept together a few times but it was a new relationship) and she thought it was an orgasm noise.

She seemed disappointed because she hadn't finished but perked up when I told her what was up. She then called me "old bones" for a week after
gpt
"I'll give you an old bone" - tell me you used that at least once.