system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Alternatively, make a normal approach and use one of these 2 saucy greetings — 

1) “Greetings Father I come bearing sea life. I am no longer welcome in the territory of Federated Micronesia

Or

2) “Seeeeaaaa Criitttter…” (like Sandy in that episode of SpongeBob when she pretended to be stupid)
gpt
ooo that's definitely good, maybe i could even do a combination of all of them