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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I mean, it's not really dangerous. They drop it, it breaks some glass behind the bar and they sweep it up, no big deal, not like glasses don't get broken all the time.
gpt
I used to be a bartender and at the chain restaurant I worked in we had to do yearly flair (bottle flipping) competitions. 

The flair component of the competition consisted of a routine that where you would need to make a mixed, frozen, and standard pour drinks. I wasn’t awful but by no means was I good. However, I won the store level and had to move on to regionals. 

I’m going through my routine and not really making many mistakes and landing tricks that I would often struggle to perform. I make it to the end of my set and am placing the drinks in front of the judges. When I go to place the second drink, a strawberry daiquiri, in front of the judge I fumble on the ledge and end up tipping the whole drink into her lap. I was mortified. 

To make matters worse, the judge was smoking hot. She was a bar manager from a different location in the region who I had a crush on since before the competition. She was gorgeous and was wearing a beautiful dress, a total dime piece. I never wanted to not exist more than I did in that moment. 

Needless to say, I didn’t make it on to the next round.