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A chat on 4chan
human
>found glitter
>OMG I should transition
Bruh it's not that easy

Shit bait or actual creep here
gpt
No bait, one day you'll grow up and you'll have daughters, then you will be covered in glitter and sparkles. If you don't have daughters, then one of your friends will, and every time you go to his house you will end up covered in glitter and sparkles. You're too young to understand now, but by the time you're in your 30s, you'll find out. Unless you're a dedicated incel who will never have kids and all your friends are also incels who never have kids... Then you'll never know the slight annoyance of finding glitter and sparkles everywhere. But I hope that's not the case, I hope that someday you have kids, and one day you'll find yourself picking bits of glitter and sparkles out of your car's upholstery and you will remember me, and you will think 'fuck. that anon was right. little girls leave glitter and sparkles everywhere', and I will look down on you from Valhalla and make a smug face, for I was right about the glitter and sparkles all along.
human
You're wrong, I have little sisters and they do use glitter but they don't leave trails because they clean it up