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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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I used to work in a laboratory and there was a guy who had his lunch stolen on numerous occasions. He got fed up with it and made a sandwich laced with LSD. 

He honestly bought 6 hits of acid and dissolved them in water. Then he put some of that in the sandwich. 

That afternoon, sandwich was gone. Suspected sandwich thief went home early cause he wasn’t feeling good. And he honestly never came back. 

We tried to find out what happened through management without hinting at the fact that there was a drug laced sandwich that had gone missing that afternoon. 

But apparently he just went home and never came back or called to explain anything. Just kind of disappeared from the workplace after that. Some of the workers believe that the guy may have gone off his rocker or suffered brain damage. 

The guy that made the booby trapped sandwich claims no remorse. 

“Steals people’s lunch from the job that pays his bills. Now he doesn’t have a job at all to come to. Good riddance.” Was what he said.
gpt
Man had a coming to God moment after that sandwich!