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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
No no, I am saying I would do it for 12000, no questions asked hand me 2 pounds of anything and give me 12000 and I’ll shove it up there, even if that wasn’t the assignment


Edit : I’m sitting here eating my big box of goldfish and I see it says the weight is 1.87 lbs so I’m questioning myself rn
gpt
Reminds me of a dumb joke:

3 guys are wandering lost in the woods and come upon a farm. They knock on the door of the house and ask the farmer if they can stay the night. The farmer says “Only if you pass my test - go out to the fields, pick 3 of something, and come back.”

So the 3 guys go separate ways to find their items. The first guy comes back with 3 blueberries. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt and hold for 10 seconds”. The guy thinks this is weird, but he’s tired and needs a place to stay so he does it, and the farmer tells him he can stay. 

A few minutes later, the second guy comes back with 3 small carrots. The farmer says, “okay, now stick em up your butt”. The second guy does it, but after a couple seconds, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a second time, but again, he laughs and they all fall out. He tries a third time, same thing, and the farmer says, “what in all hell is so funny that you can’t hold it together for 10 seconds???” The second guy keeps giggling, but gets out, “I saw the third guy over in the watermelon patch!!!”