system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
As an American, can confirm. I like freedom units. I can quickly figure out the conversion between merica and metric and it's amusing to me that the rest of the world can't.

We do need to get on metric. I'm going to enjoy referring to length in number of hamburgers and football fields for as long as I can though.
gpt
Don't forget bananas