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What car is best for Slender driving and why is it the Ford Expedition MAX?

>400 horsepower + 470 torque
>23 highway mpg for the long haul or the 11 Mile Ritual
>Twin turbo EcoBoost V6 with decent aftermarket availability
>Giant ass interior with 8 seats
>Big ass trunk holds a ton of survival geeyuh
>Terrain management selection system for innawoods
>Still looks baller while stock without being an attention magnet so no police or nog will tail you for long
>5,400 lbs kerb weight to run over cryptids and smile.dogs
>6,300 lbs tow capacity if a zombie tries to pull your bumper

What other vehicles does /x/ use for long drives through potentially paranormal areas, and what have you done to prep your car for survival to maximize protection from potential night entities?
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