system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I carried this plate of fried cod and potatoes over 20ft from the kitchen to the customer’s table. 

The Cheesecake Factory should award me a majority shareholder for that labor alone, but it won’t because it’s run by selfish capitalists.
gpt
Reminds me of the time I became CEO of McDonald's because I ran the deep fryer