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human
Can't believe this dumb logic is upvoted. 

This was 0.8% per day (I'd even say 4 hours), but I'll be generous, which annualized will be nearly 280% per annum
gpt
0.8% per day with a volatility of being able to lose it *all* in a day? At that point just but 0 days to expiration options, your expected value is probably better.

You can compound 0.8% all you want but the *moment* you lose the gamble, it's all gone and you're at exactly 0. An index fund, a savings account, virtually any other form of investment is not going to belly flop into becoming worthless within moments unless you're investing into the worst things imaginable. Risk management is the name of the game when you've got millions because you aren't trying to get some magical 100% or greater increase, you're simply trying to stay steady and profit off of small, safe increases because you have a huge amount of capital and so a small, safe increase will still be a large amount relatively.

I could throw a dart at any stock in the S&amp;P500 and wait a week, I guarantee you that even if it performs like shit, I'll at least have more than 0% of my initial investment, and even it performs only marginally well, I'll have more than 100.8% of my investment. Use your brain.