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Ok, so then I go to the valhalla place, in the middle, there's a varkyrie there, a real mean looking bitch, she's just standing there smoking, I'm like waiting akwardly, so finally I go, are you gonna take my order, so she pulls out a sword faster than my eyes can move and stabs me in the heart and I say nNO NO NO, OUUCH, and I black out, and wake up in the same exact spot, but now all the varkyries are there, and they're singing some really great nordic choir music and the pick me up and kiss me and give me some 'mead' I guess, and that was pretty cool, Then I went over to the hindu place, Krishna is there at the counter, and he says hi, I'm like, krishna, hey, I feel like now I just want, like, a normal burger. He says sure! and goes into the kitchen to prepare it, and I'm watching, so hes like come on back, you don't have to wait out there, so I'm hanging out with him in the kitchen, and I'm telling him about what I had at the other places, and he said, hehheh, that's wild... those varkyries are crazy.. you know, I'm a varkyrie too! I'm like what, yeah, Of the valkyries I am Göndul. I say how the heck are you a valkyrie, so he says, yeah.. I'm you too, and I'm like wha, but then I look down and I'm making a burger, and my arms are blue, and I say, wait, I'm krishna? I was krishna all along? and then krishna sat down next to me at the booth, and said 'yea. how's the burger?' and I said, it's really good
gpt
>Krishna making a hamburger
I thought Hindus revered cows