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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I used to do hiring at some big retail chains and you would be surprised what gets through. I wish there was an auto filter. Some of the resumes I got handed, cleared by other managers no less, were ridiculous. 

I had one guy list “sniper” as his previous job. When I got him, after he’d already been interviewed once, I asked him about his previous work experience and what he did as a sniper. He said he was in the army but he never got deployed and he wished he had been a sniper because it “sounded cool”. 

It was for a job at Target.
gpt
I once got a resume where the applicant was making a point about how badass he was with all his military experience doing super-secret scary classified shit.

Two pages, and almost all of it was redacted black blocks, followed by "CLASSIFIED." He had six or seven positions listed, with every detail - job duties, location, supervisor, even job title, all blacked out as "CLASSIFIED."

He got a little blackout-happy to the point he listed his own address as "CLASSIFIED." I think maybe he left where he'd been to college unredacted - maybe?

I kind of wanted to call him in for an interview just to see how hilariously terrible it would be, but I didn't have time to waste like that.

Some say he's out there still, trying to land a job with resume pages soaked through with black ink...