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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Oh not the black mamba, those nasty fuckers are extremely aggressive and you've 5 of them.

That's why you just go hide behind a door.
gpt
People are all talking about "the air vents". Like black mamba's have 10mm hex head screwdrivers... Duct tape up the vent and you're pretty much good. Put something heavy on it if you wanna be extra safe.