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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Accommodate?? It's a better seat!
gpt
So they should be happy with their choice! The fact is, they tried to game the system. Now that I have something they want, I can be happy in my current seat, or in another seat + $50-100.

There is nothing wrong with me choosing to keep my middle seat. Maybe I prefer to be between two lovers. Maybe I specifically choose middle seats in case, I might find myself in that joyous situation.