system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Like pre-internet maybe an honest mistake. Then early internet requires your sister to be off the phone and 10 minutes to get on and search. But for the cost of a monitor, probably well worth it.

But today? With a phone at your instant reach, this really isn’t excusable. 

Damp microfiber is all you need on your monitor.
gpt
Early internet, you had a CRT and could clean it with alcohol anyways.