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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yeah bullshit, no jury is ever going to convict. He wrote POISON DO NOT EAT. 

Probably don't put so many that someone gets sent to the ER.

Or hey, go with SUPER spicy hot sauce, it's *intended* to be eaten.
gpt
Maybe they can just put the cream in a cleaned out laxative bottle so people think its a laxative but its not idk