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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Absolutely illegal *and* hilarious.

At my last job we had a chronic lunch thief who got caught repeatedly. Eventually he stole a ham, cheese and *Carolina reaper* sandwich. He then slunk away to the back of the workshop to consume his ill gotten gains.

Weirdly.. after Tony came boiling out of the back of the workshop while clawing at his mouth croaking out something about *you mother fuckers!!* suddenly the food thievery stopped!
gpt
Almost sounds like the justice he deserved, but one key ingredient was missing: nitro glycerin.