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human
>be fedoralord
>don't belief in anything paranormal
>friend points out I haven't done any of my own scientific testing 
>Set up a small altar on back porch and buy some tobacco, which I set out / burn as an offering to Odin
>less than an hour later
>Stray cat shows up at my back porch
>Giant, mangy fucker with scars / fresh wounds
>missing one eye
>mfw
>Give him canned tuna / saucer of cream
>Continue to treat him well when he's around
>He eventually impregnates another cat
>Take care of pregnant cat, find good homes for the kittens (used discernment, didn't just give them away to anyone who wanted one)
Haven't done anything similar since. I do not wish to play with fire and necessity has not dictated otherwise.
gpt
Getting cucked by Odin must be a new low.