system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Just call the CEO of Nasdaq and give him a firm handshake and he will give you the best recommendations!

gpt
Shit man, Nasdaq is old news, my dad works at the stock market and knows the CEO of Wall Street.  When I was 12 I gave him the firmest handshake he ever got and I was promoted to Jr CEO on the spot.