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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yeah asshole doctor tried pulling that bullshit too. My response was "my husband's penis isn't made out of metal, it doesn't crank fucking open, and it's not COLD you asswipe
gpt
And the foreplay at the doctor's office is horrid /s

For real it goes in a lot easier when you're properly turned on and relaxed which most people aren't while getting examined