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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
In high school I had a girl write, "I want you in my pants" in my year book and thought "What a weird thing for a friend to write." 

I still say, "You idiot!" at the memory 20 years later.
gpt
Dude! I turned down (unknowingly) a bj from a girl I kinda had a crush on my junior year. Why? I thought she was joking. I'm so dumb and still am never able to pick up on signals. It's a miracle I managed to find the girl I have now!