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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Pro tip: pretend it’s raining inside to pretend-water all your pretend-plants quickly
gpt
You idiots aren't even accounting for pretend crows. Ya'll are pretending at being pretenders and I'm on to you. First you need to pretend to subdivide your home into a grid pattern. Pretend (or actually) set up homemade scarecrows every 8-16 grid spaces and pretend iridium sprinklers every 5 spaces (6 if you have pressure nozzles.) Done and done.

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All assuming you don't want a pretend harvest.