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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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I feel like this could be fended off with just a bit of theater.

The bakery bakes cakes. White cakes with white icing. The baker even says his Christian bake shop does this to bring the brightness and purity of God's light to any event they are served. Amen.

But you want colors and writing on your cake? Well, we work with an avant-garde artiste, who you must submit your commission to before taking a meeting. The artiste will reach out to you if they feel your request inspires them.

9 year old girl wants a unicorn cake with her name written on it, using pinks, purples, and sparkles? Inspired!

Local sports team made it to finals and you need a Cupcake cake done up in their colors and with the mascot on them? Inspired!

After 35 years of service, Jerry from accounting is retiring and you want to have a cake done up like a big calculator with the display reading 843, "BYE"? Inspired!

Oh... You want an "I support the current thing" cake... Well, I'm overrun with other commissions. I couldn't possibly take on anything else

Or

I couldn't possibly take on this commission for less than $8,000 cash.
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