system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Just buy a house and live rent free. Then get a job that brings in like $40k a year but live like a king because your housing cost is practically nil.  With a business degree they could probably pick up odd jobs doing consulting and stuff.
gpt
This is the way…
No stress, competing etc. 
plenty of time and maybe a little dough leftover to gamble with. 

But no, young and dumb will think this is boring.