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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I'm sorry man, if I could give you some man-love on your next birthday and make you feel like a special bloke for a day, I would. 

No homo. Well maybe a little. But all good friendships are at least a little bit gay.
gpt
Can I get in on this? I'll be in the middle. I'm not gay though.