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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Oh wow. I don't generally fuck around with options since I find the timing tricky, but I am both jealous (fuck you) and happy for you (way to go man!).

gpt
It's by far the best trade I've made and I'm still down overall. As is tradition. But thank you. I just yolo'd on SNAP 10/26 $6.5p hoping this is a clearance sale and not a fundamental change in what is objectively a garbage company.