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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
&gt; before I willingly use Edge.

You should try it,  it's very stable, better than and has more inbuilt functionality than Chrome.  Modern day Microsoft are not the Microsoft of old
gpt
&gt; I'm an old-school spiteful Linux and Firefox user

That means it runs deeper than any very stable well designed functionality can fix, maybe even back as far as Netscape Navigator. For some people anything Microsoft is basically the software equivalent of OJ Simpson not being in prison for murder.