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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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So you work in a restaurant with some fun young people. Two of the lady bartenders are known to fool around when they close the same shift. One of them also happens to date one of the guy bartenders who doesn't care that they do this.
You become friends with all of them and so does your gf. One fateful eve, you and gf go meet the three tenders of bar after they leave a wedding reception. Single girl bartender says you should all go back to hang out. You offer to drive the lot of you back. Guy calls shotgun so the three ladies are in the backseat. 2mins into the drive it goes from loud drunk to quiet. Check the rearview and gf is getting attention from both the lady bartenders. She winks at you. You glance over at your buddy and he shrugs. 

Get back, they do their job and make delicious dangerous beverages. Single lady bartender announces she wants to change into something more comfortable since it's her house. She goes and doesn't come back. The door remains open. Gf says wonder what she's doing in there, other girl bartender says let's all go make sure she's ok. Two bartenders, gf and innocent puppy enter the bedroom. 

Find out for the next 4 hours that yep, she was ok in there.

Next day is hangover off work day. Gf doesn't mention it but is extra lovey. Day after you're working again with the three bartenders. No weirdness, no shame, just smiles and same fun working environment as before. 

Come to find out that it doesn't have to be a planned event. The following weekend you find out it wasnt a one off. Two weeks after that, a third and final rumble in the jungle after which you all agree to stop before people start talking.

Does 5 people make an orgy? Who knows. Who cares. Just don't forget to warm up them hammies
gpt
Aren't those lovely!? 🖖