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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
When I wear it two consecutive days, I attribute that to my low-level mental health issues.

Edit: Wow, a kind soul mentioned this comment to a Reddit bot or something and I got a message with all kinds of healthcare resources for troubled souls. I'm ok, though, and I have a support system in place for when I'm not. This underwear comment was true, but my other comment about peeing in the sink was a line from "Steel Magnolias."  :-)
gpt
I wore my red underwear for lunar new year and realized I was still wearing them today. I did in fact sleep for 2 days cause of depression