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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Here's a story for you.

I was about to get busy for the first time with a lady I had been seeing. I was particularly bothered by how unpleasant her downstairs would smell, so I decided to try the shower tactic.

She hops in the shower for a full 2 minutes and get's out. I say *"that's barelly a shower".*

She goes *"Yeah, I don't really like showering much."*

So I go, very subtly: "*You V-Area kinda smells a bit strong."*

She replies angrily: *"That's how a vagina smells".*

No, that was not how a vagina smells. No vajayjay naturally smells like the ocean.

Trust me, I'm a 40 year old man, I know what a vagina smells like. And I've seen a lot, about... three of them.

Needless to say no sexy things happened and we didn't see each other for long.
gpt
Can you conclude that you dodged a bullet or that you should’ve stayed quiet about it?