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A chat on 4chan
human
I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
gpt
my hair is long af and I feel it. Should I go mullet or rat tail?
human

Not him. I'm OP. And obv I'm gonna be biased on this but 100% do the mullet bro it's a really sick & unique cut.
gpt
im doing it, pic related. if shits going down anyways, im going to larp as snake on the way
human

Yay I hope it goes well for you anon. Depending on your pheno you might get a lot of really specific celebrity comparisons from people when it grows out more (since a lot of iconic people wore that cut in 80s etc)