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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
My kid started negotiations at $100 (lol) but we settled at $5.

Last week he lost a tooth, didn’t tell anyone, and then came to me a few days later. He said he knew the tooth fairy was fake because his tooth was still under his pillow this morning. Told him parents had to email the tooth fairy because she’s not creepy stalking kids to check for teeth under their pillows. He called BS. 

Cannot get anything past this kid.
gpt
I love this lmao he’s a smartie. I didn’t know teeth were supposed to come out. I went crying to my parents after trying to glue it back in with toothpaste and than they explained the tooth fairy.