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A chat on 4chan
human
here's the google translate version:

PREDICTIONS. FORECASTS
List of Vanga's predictions. Vanga's predictions.
The future of Vanga was drawn as follows:

“Everything will melt like ice, only one thing will remain untouched - the glory of Vladimir (meaning the prince who once baptized Russia? Or Vladimir Putin?), the glory of Russia.”


“Too many sacrifices have been made,” she said. “No one can stop Russia already. Everything will be swept away from its path and will not only be preserved, but will also become the ruler of the whole world.”
Vanga's global predictions
List of Vanga's predictions.
2008 - Assassination attempts on 4 heads of government. Conflict in Hindustan. This will be one of the causes of the 3rd World War.
2010 - Beginning of the 3rd World War. The war will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. It will start as a conventional one, then nuclear and then chemical weapons will be used first.
2011 - As a result of radioactive fallout, neither animals nor vegetation will remain in the Northern Hemisphere. The Muslims would then launch chemical warfare against the surviving Europeans.
2014 - Most people will suffer from ulcers, skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
2016 - Europe is almost deserted.
2018 - China becomes the new world power. Developing countries are turning from exploited to exploiters.
gpt
2022 - The one who will change the state of things will come to earth, who will give people hope and establish peace on the whole Earth.
2023 - Earth's orbit will change slightly.
2025 - Europe is still sparsely populated.
2028 - Creation of a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually overcome. A manned spacecraft is launched to Venus.
2033 - Polar ice is melting. The level of the World Ocean is rising.
2043 - The world economy is booming. Muslims rule Europe.
2046 - Any organs are grown. Organ replacement is becoming one of the best treatments.
2066 - During the attack on Muslim Rome, the United States uses a new type of weapon - climate. Sharp cooling.
human
2076 - Classless society (communism).
2084 - Restoration of nature.
2088 - A new disease - aging in a few seconds!!!
2097 - Rapid aging is defeated.
2100 - An artificial Sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
2111 - People become cyborgs (living robots).
2123 - Wars between small states. Powers do not interfere.
2125 - In Hungary, they will receive signals from space (again, everyone will remember Vanga).
2130 - Underwater colonies (with the help of alien advice).
2164 - Animals are turned into demi-humans.
2167 - New religion.
2170 - Great drought.
2183 - A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power and demands independence from Earth (as the US once did from England).
2187 - It will be possible to stop the eruption of 2 large volcanoes.
2195 - Sea colonies are fully provided with both energy and food.
2196 - Complete mixture of Asians and Europeans.
2201 - Thermonuclear processes slow down on the Sun. It's getting cold.
2221 - In search of extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with something terrible.
gpt
2256 - A spaceship brought a new terrible disease to Earth.
2262 - The orbits of the planets gradually change. Mars is threatened by a comet.
2271 - Changed physical constants are recalculated.
2273 - Mixing of yellow, white and black races. New races.
2279 - Energy from nothing (probably from vacuum or from black holes).
2288 - Time travel. New contacts with aliens.
2291 - The sun cools down. Attempts are being made to light it again.
2296 - Powerful solar flares. The force of attraction changes. Old space stations and satellites begin to fall.
2299 - In France - a partisan movement against Islam.
2302 - New important laws and secrets of the Universe are discovered.
2304 - The secret of the moon is discovered.
2341 - Something terrible approaches the Earth from space.
2354 - An accident at one of the artificial Suns causes a drought.
2371 - Great famine.
2378 - A new rapidly growing race.
2480 - 2 artificial Suns collide. Earth at dusk.
3005 - War on Mars. The trajectories of the planets will be broken.
3010 - A comet will ram the moon. Around the Earth is a belt of stones and dust.
3797 - By this time, all life on Earth will die, but humanity will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another star system.
3803 - The new planet is sparsely populated. Few people-to-people contacts. The climate of the new planet affects human organisms - they mutate.
3805 - War between people for resources. More than half of the people die.
3815 - The war is over.
3854 - The development of civilization practically stops. People live in packs like animals.
3871 - A new prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
3874 - The new prophet receives the support of all segments of the population. A new Church is being organized.
human
3878 - Aliens, together with the new Church, re-educate people in forgotten sciences.
4302 - New cities are growing on the planet. The leadership of the new Church stimulates the development of technology and science.
4302 - Development of science. Scientists discover common mechanisms in the influence of all diseases on the human body.
4304 - Found a way to win any ball

fucking character limits, I should've just posted a screencap
gpt
>4304 - Found a way to win any ball

Win any ball?? What the hell does that mean?