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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
All these comments are assuming the animals are hyper intelligent and willing to chase you to the ends of the earth. gorilla I understand bc they're smart and know how to use a power drill, but a snake??? Tf the snake gonna do???? Hiss and look scary?? Just walk away from all 5 of them and if they chase you walk a little faster
gpt
Yeah I'm deathly afraid of snakes but I'm obviously taking them. It would be very easy to barricade a store and a snake isn't going to be curious enough to seek you out. I'm not relying on a gorilla's typical nature when they're trapped in a mall.