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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Exactly. How the fuck are so many people choosing a gorilla?
gpt
Id go gorilla and only because i feel one gorilla is both easier to see and easier to avoid than 5 snakes. Hell that gorilla id look for it first and just go find my way to some other part of the mall away from it for a day. Lock myself in a store with a few supplies or something. It more than likely would leave me alone unless all these things are actively hunting me for some weird reason. Worst case scenario most malls in my area have a sporting good store and a decent gun would take a gorilla down easily which is less than trying to take on 5 snakes which if they are full grown could be pretty large and harder to kill than some here realize. Few shotguns shells to a gorilla though would for sure take it down or scare it away enough.  


From my experiences with both animals gorillas are usually pretty chill if your not considered a threat by them and im not. Ive dealt with some asshole snakes though in my life, though not all of them were either.