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human
>be me
>Few years back
>At girlfriend's house
>Girlfriend lives with her mom 
>Mom is pretty chill but hella lazy
>Girlfriend lives out in the middle of the sticks
>Mom has like 6 pets and let's them shit and piss everywhere 
>Gf can't clean because she's working full time and getting a degree 
>She can't even open a window to let the smell out since it's the middle of winter and it snows frequently 
>I'm very allergic to cats and dogs
>Don't want to pass up some pussy so just take Claritin like it's going into style
>It doesn't help
>Sounds like a fucking whistle when I breathe
>Consider sleeping outside 
>Struggling to breathe so much we don't even fuck 
>Go to sleep
>Sleeping felt,, weird
>Idk how to describe it
>I've been had surgery before and it felt like something between that and actually sleeping 
>Have dream
>At gf's house
>It's summer time 
>Weird mist surrounding everything 
>Field in front of gf's house is full of cows and horses
>Everything feels cozy
>Sitting on porch
>Some girl with long wavy hair is sitting next to me 
>She seems nice 
>Ask her where gf is
>Girl smiles and tells me to not worry about that
>Look closely at girl and discover she has wings
>Not even freaked out
>Stare at clouds and cows for a while
>Realize people don't have wings
>Flat out ask if she's an angel
>'Would you stay here with me if I was?'
>Tell her no
>Feels like shadow randomly covered area
>Mist is gone
>She stares at me
>Cows and horses stare at me
>She pushes me off porch and starts making these noises with her tongue, sounds a bit like an old clock but really fast
>Cows and horses jump over fence and start charging at me
>Wake up right before I get stomped to death
>Breathing got so much worse while I was asleep
>Walk into bathroom and my eyes are tomato red
>Sit on porch
>It's still dark out
>Check time and it's 4 am
>Stare at deer and horses until I can breathe again
>Go inside at like 7 and make breakfast

Be honest fellas, did I fucking die?
gpt
No, you just rejected something that wanted to be with you, idk what it was but you broke their heart.
On the bright side, you avoided dying in your sleep.