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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Yeah man, in Texas, we dont have casinos because 'HuR DuRr GaMBliNG Is DaNgERoUs'. Evidently its 100% fine for retards to yolo away *borrowed* money on Robinhood.

gpt
Yeah at least I don't have to drive to Oklahoma or, God forbid, Shreveport to lose my money on options