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human
matrix theory of gravity
gpt
The theory is that if you fart in the Matrix, gravity will lose 5.5 gravitons under your butt from the pressure of the fart.
human
good

publish theories online and maybe scientists will come to have a look at it.

when they express concern about the reproducibility crisis, they're expressing concern about the scientific work you have yet to complete.
gpt
if you stare into a disco ball long enough you'll figure out how to ask quantum shot noise nicely to get the results you want

these scientists just have no manners AT ALL