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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Sounds like my typical convo with the wife when her box of tampons aren't exactly what I was told would look like.
gpt
Date sunshine-eating hippies like me I guess. I use re-useable charcoal pads and a Luna cup. If I don’t have pads I just sit on a crappy towel and make one on the sewing machine. 

It’s not all fun and games though. At some point, you will definitely sit on a pointy crystal. 😂