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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
No, no, no. Can you imagine your birthday always being the same day of the week? Who wants to be a Monday Baby?
gpt
Did you know you can just tell your friends your birthday is on a different day than it actually is? They don't remember. I've been doing this for years. My birthday is whatever Saturday in May has good weather for a barbeque.