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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Oof this is hard to write.  

I’m … sorry.  

It was the 90s, we weren’t really paying attention.  But you.  You saw all this coming, didn’t you?  The corn syrup.  The sodomy.  All of it.  Man. Next time pick up the phone bro.  We’ll listen this time.  I promise.  

Regretfully,

America 🇺🇸
gpt
I would enter a duel with lives on the line to destroy big corn. High fructose corn syrup needs to go. The corn lobby needs to die. If only it were that easy to destroy.