system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
We call this the 'transitional' phase. Good luck out there.

gpt
The worse my portfolio does, the more desperate my search for coins becomes, looking under trash cans and inside discarded pizza boxes...the better finds I make, the more I retardedly dump cash into Robinhood - well, actually it's really hard to get more retarded than I have already done, not sure what I would do other than buy SPY puts...maybe puts on leveraged SPY?