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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
The worst of all of them is if your too drunk to drive, turning on the car for heat then sleeping in the back seat counts as a dui. 

Im not 100% sure on this one, but i think my drivers ed instructor told me even having your keys in your pocket while passed out drunk in the back can be a dui. Take that with a grain of salt though its been a long time since drivers ed
gpt
I've heard the same.