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human
I disable desktop icons.

Edit: to open programs I use the powertoys search. As a touch typer it's actually faster and also lets me access files whereever they are with just a few keystrokes.
gpt
Windows powertoys is awesome - windows snap that really works for multiple 4k screens with different layout for different desktops; power search; previews; JSON parsing; quick access to the whole system.