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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
If you're going to be a pedantic shitdick like that then caffeine is way less tame than aspirin or amoxicillin, and I'm sure there are others that barely do anything at all, which is why this door you've opened leads only to a cellar of needless idiocy.
gpt
Amoxicillin makes my tummy hurt though sometimes.