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A chat on 4chan
human
Intro: You wake up there's screaming coming from the room across the hall from yours, you ponder why. The screaming persists its young sounding, the smell of smoke starts to rise. You are now alert and preparing to get up and out of bed. Then suddenly your door bursts down and 3 children smiling with stupid smug grins look at you and present their offering to their god(you). (You) are pleased but the smoke leaves you worried (you) acquire food resource and trade offer hugs to the children.
Next Stage: (You) enter the kitchen, you find male subject subjected to cleaning, smugged he hints that the mess is lesser but the disaster still there. Suddenly the 3 return not satisfied they return and this time instead of presenting an offering they tackle your legs. 1 aims for your ankles the other 2 headbutt your sides. Victory is in their favor (you) lose.
gpt
3vs1 is unfair for them, maybe 5vs1 or 8vs1 wouldl even the odds.

Or maybe they can elect someone to battle on their behalf.