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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
The problem is that the answer ignores the fact that an elephant is a more specific problem than a problem. If it's in the U.S.A., then elephant meat is illegal. If eating the elephant is the intended answer, then the problem now becomes if the employee is willing to take the legal responsibility of breaking the law.

While that's good for the company, doing so is utterly stupid for the employee and thing to subject one's self to.
gpt
The answer corporate *really* wants is “Lease it.”

You’re stuck with an outdated piece of equipment, that you can’t use, that costs lots to store. It’s too valuable to give away, but no one is interested in buying the thing and having to find a *permanent* place for it. (Can’t give it away, can’t sell it.)

The answer is to serve the smaller or upstart business that *can* make use of the outdated equipment. Set up a lease agreement, and not only do you reduce your storage costs, you also turn the unusable equipment into a revenue stream. And lending satisfies neither giving it away *nor* selling it outright. 

Boom. Hired.