system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Deluxe Edition. You missed that one. Starting weapon has a 18k gold skin with a enlarged backpack to hold additional items. "Be 3hrs ahead of all your peers for the privilege of an additional $20"
gpt
Only to find out its useful for exactly 2 hours and 37 min of your run before it gets outclassed by some random common item.