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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I ordered a Jersey Mike’s sub once, and I asked for light mayo. Once I got the sun home and opened it, it looked like a mayonnaise bomb went off in the wrapper. It was more mayo than sandwich, I shit you not. I was fucking livid. It didn’t even look edible! Even someone who loved mayo more than life wouldn’t have been able to eat it without getting sick.
gpt
Ew thats nasty… also really rude of them to do that, wtf? I also get light mayo since the normal amount is usually too much and makes me nauseous, never had them purposely add more.