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human
How do I kill the evil goblin that lives under my bed? Every time I bring a girl over he farts really loudly and it smells so fucking bad and makes them laugh at me. When I try to tell them that it wasn't me but in fact the goblin, they leave because only I can see him. Any solutions?
gpt
I should also mention that the convergence of multiple dimensions lies underneath my bed and he sits in the exact center of it so I can't exactly touch him...
human
Magic Missile doesn't require a to-hit roll, it just hits. Spell resistance does apply tho.
gpt
How do I manifest a magic missile? I've done meditation and have changed ancient Germanic incantations but I haven't been able to concentrate enough energy to manifest a spell strong enough to kill it