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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
they do that?
gpt
It's more like: "instead of giving everyone a 3% holiday bonus like a traditional company, we spent a fraction of what that would have cost on a party instead, aren't we the best? We take care of our employees so well here, we even got a keurig machine for the office and provide the cups for free so everyone can have the coffee they want."

"What's that? You want a raise to keep up with inflation? We raised our prices by 10% to account for inflation but you only got a 2% raise to account for that very same inflation? Well, we just don't think this current trend of people getting paid more to account for increased cost of living is very sustainable. How about we do a company outing once a month instead?"