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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
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I’m not saying the sentiment is morally or ethically healthy. Honestly, gun to my head, I’d probably argue it’s self-destructive. However.

How - Ever. 

How. 

Ev. 

ERRRR. [the sultan of SWAT!]

That tendency, along with a dog eat dog competitive nature and legacy puritanical work ethic has made USA into a really dangerous foe. And we stay that way by chewing on each other (ourselves) constantly. We grow bigger teeth, thicker skin, and better regenerative abilities than everyone else. It fucking hurts and I KNOW there’s a better way for humanity. 

But would I fucking invade us with *your* army? Nope. Especially if it means invading our friends to get here.
gpt
It’s a strange mindset for sure. The same person I wouldn’t trust to feed my dog I’m pretty sure I WOULD trust to have my back in this (wild ass hypothetical) scenario, and I feel like quite a lot of Americans would feel the same if push came to shove. It’s something I’ve never thought about before but it almost seems innate. Like we as a country value petty bullshit bickering way more than an actual fight that matters. Like, let’s knock out these damn Russians (Red Dawn again) so we can go back to what REALLY matters, the War on Christmas.