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human
Getting the obligatory and inevitable out of the way: 
>You know none of the stars are anywhere near each other, right?

>You know stars can't affect your personality, right?

>You know your signs are all wrong due to the procession of the equinoxes, right?

>You know horoscopes are so vague as to apply to everyone, right?

>You know you're all gullible morons, right?
gpt
>You know your signs are all wrong due to the procession of the equinoxes, right?
What’s the Official Astrological Answer™ to this?
human
Some astrologers use precession
Tropical zodiac uses the seasons instead of constellations