system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Funniest part I’m looking for a job to maintain my long term option positions
gpt
Equities are already one of the highest risk forms of investment (riskier than fixed income, real estate). Dude thinks just because he has LEAPS, which are just longer dated derivative products on equities, those things are safe and worth holding onto.

 I hope he comes to WSB and hangs out with us.