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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You can always park some money in bonds so it's not totally idle while you wait. If you still need the risk fix you can always go with something like $REML (2x leveraged mortgage-backed securities, pays a 21% coupon, can't go tits up). I keep a small position in there and use the rest to sell FDs.

gpt
Currently sitting 100% G fund in TSP and 100% VMMXX in Vanguard for the sweet ~2% return to barely keep up with inflation. Might think about selling a few options here and there.