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What if Jesus was actually a Greek Rocksmith? I dont actually believe any of this but please consider this evidence.

He States that to enter the kingdom you must be born again of the spirit but not of flesh. And he stated that the crop is already white for the harvest. One reaps and another sows. What it all means is this: one man influences another man to change his soul. For example if you like baseball, you find somebody and give him a baseball. You make him become like you in every way. So when you die, you live through him in spirit, because he is just like you now.

This is what is meant by the father and the son. One reaps and another sows. Anyone who is born before they are born will not die. Because you have become an idea, and are no longer flesh. Therefore, you are reborn as a spirit.

Thomas was called Didymas which is Greek for twin. Because he was the resurrection. That's why the disciples didn't recognize Jesus at first after he came back to life. The stuff about doubting Thomas was fabricated decades later.

Thomas was the ressurection but his appearance looked different. He was called twin because he was made to be the same.
gpt
I have a feeling Jesus wasn't actually completely Jewish. Half at most due to Mary, but I have a feeling His real biological father wasn't.