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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I sweat way too much while I sleep for that to work for me, and it’s not like I’m wearing too much, I just sleep in shorts. I would feel gross all day, and my hair would look like a nasty, greasy mess if I didn’t shower in the morning. Hell, I’d rather be late for work than skip a shower when I’m going into the office.
gpt
It takes me 20 minutes max to shower and get dry and dressed, I don't understand how it could make someone late.