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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Op will have me measuring my pizzas now

Maybe it’s like tv size and you have to measure diagonal

Edit: the number of people trying to explain why i’m wrong is genuinely cracking me up

Edit 2: dumbest joke I’ve gotten this may upvotes for
gpt
Funny story: My wife and I bought a TV recently from some of her roller derby teammates. $100, works great and no cosmetic issues, 50" they said. We were going to put it on our wall in our room for an upgrade and put the current 32" we have down in our son's room.

As soon as I saw it when I got home that day I said 'that's not a 50" TV'

Indeed it was. 50" *horizontally across the top*.

Not complaining, we got a new living room TV for $100, but man did our plans go a bit...sideways.