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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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When I was young I had just heard the term “beating your meat.” I decided that I wanted to try it for myself, so I got myself all prepared. Some lube, a tissue, a trash can right there for clean disposal. I then proceeded to absolutely cover my hand and dick in hand soap (which I was using as lube), grabbed a tissue, and punched myself right in the dick. I was so confused about how anyone thought that was hot. 


I feel like I introduced myself to cock and ball torture inadvertently way too early on.
gpt
Honestly, given your choice of lube that might have been the less painful option. Jerking off normally using soap as lube has a high chance of getting soap in the urethra, which is quite ouchy. Ah, to be a kid again!