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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
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What are they coming out with that will change the game?  Masturbation stroke counters?

gpt
They already have that... that's why my steps are in the ten thousands without even leaving my bed.  My wife. Who's in the gym 4 hrs a day can't even beat me.  She has no idea how I do it.  
  
 That's why I know Fitbit is crap. 1-2 day battery life, ugly, inaccurate, and expensive.   Mi 2 band is about 80% cheaper, 1 month battery life, and won't count my strokes.  Way better.   Or just get an apple and be fancy. 
  
 Tltr: Fitbit is crap.