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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Stop peddling these lies. It will never be popular.

 There's only like 25 sheets on those things. On a bad day, I'd be through that in one sitting. And my poor washing machine would need to be thrown out after a few cycles. 

I'm all for cutting down on waste but this isn't the answer.
gpt
Bidet will improve your life.