system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
That’s the paraphrased version, see below for the full:

“Your biggest financial mistake was not starting a business, learning the ins and out of managing finances and time, blowing your marriage and family life apart, then failing and declaring bankruptcy. And you should have done this at least TWICE before you attended first grade. You don’t need loans to start up a business either. You make a business plan so airtight and impressive that a bank will beg you to take their money. And if you learn from your mistakes, their is no reason you could not have bought a house, in cash, before your sixth birthday.”
gpt
Sounds like the financial version of “give then your résumé and a firm handshake and you’ll get the job and start that day” boomer shit personified.