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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Absolutely based af. 😈 no but fr why not fuck with people, that are actively trying to exclude you from things?

I once asked this classmate of mine if we could hangout the same day in the evening (it was Friday) and he said he’ll let me know once he finishes his homework and other assignments. He could’ve just said something else. Then at like 6pm a genuinely good friend of mine says that a few people wanna meet up near a pond and just chill there and if I would wanna join.

I agree to go and we meet up a bit away from the meeting point and walk there together. And who do we run into at the pond? This mf who said he’d let me know once he’s done with his stuff. There were a bunch of other people I had met before as well. But when I greeted him (dapping each other up) I said “got your work done real quick” and he was all sheepish and did a nervous chuckle along with saying “yeah haha”. 

I never asked him to hang out again because he clearly just didn’t want me there and I accepted that. But if I can make someone stumble over their words in nervous regret, I’ll make sure to bust out some comment to fuck with them.
gpt
There are reasons people get left out of things. If your response to being left out is to be petty, then you really should know that you're the reason you're being left out.