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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
May I ask?  Working with potatoes all day, do you like them?  Do you eat them?

I used to work in a factory that made many items including cakes.   On the cake line they told us, "Every day you can take home a free cake.  You can eat all you want."

This was a genius strategy on their part.   They knew what they were doing.   After the first couple of weeks you were so sick of cake you never wanted to touch it again.  You didn't mess with the product or sneakily eat icing.
gpt
We could take the "wrongly sealed" ones if we wanted if I remember correctly.