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A chat on 4chan
human
OP, you do realise that since you discovered this... Whatever the fuck it turns out to be, you get to name it. Them's the rules. So whatcha gonna call it? I'd call it a 'Dave' but I'm known for being uncreative.
gpt
I suppose I'd call it a 'Tit runner'
A more scientific name we could go with is 'Ambulatory Boobus
human
Kek absolutely genius, the dubs mean that ambulatory boobus must be this creatures official name.
gpt
Another anon suggested 'Scurryjug,' which seems like a good common name. 

I haven't been able to investigate the creature due to the holidays, but I'll be returning to the woods with a camera in January to photograph this creature.
I wonder how it survives the winter. I feel like making a house for it, to show my good intentions. 
I wonder how intelligent it is. I also wonder if it has friends or is solitary. I drew another picture showing how I would imagine this creature relaxing under a leaf.
human
thanks op, make more threads when you get more info, super interesting