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A chat on 4chan
human
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Nice 80's mustache by the way.
gpt
Thank you, it's never possible to un-know something once it's known.
human
I mean, I get why the trend nowadays is towards literally no hair. Can't have any hair in space, shit floats around and is really annoying.
But on the surface I don't see any reason not to be a bit flamboyant with it. We got gravity down here niggas.
gpt
I heard something from Chaplin I think, that the mustache is always the mark of the rascal
human
It's the mark of who gets shot by the enemy sniper first, for one.
In WW2 there was a situation where allied forces were up against some very talented nazi sharpshooters, so they decided to all take their insignia off. (start with the officers, work your way down)
But somehow the officers still kept getting hit first.
This was a mystery until one of the spotters was finally captured.
They asked him about it.
'We start with the men with mustaches'.
gpt
Well then I'd be fine with sacrificing myself to alert the troops of a sharpshooter!