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Hello, 

I wrote the thesis titled, “Why Men Get Horny While Pooping”, and would love to elaborate further on this phenomenon.   

Men can achieve orgasm via stimulating the prostate.   The prostate is located approximately 2 inches inside the rectum next to the bladder and can only be accessed via the rectum.  The prostate can be stimulated by penetration, or in this reverse case, by pooping.   So it doesn’t matter if the stimuli is coming from the outside going in, or the inside going out, as long as that prostate gets rubbed, men will be prone to sexual stimulation while pooping.  I decided to research this topic after a close friend of mine was caught pooping into condoms, so he could freeze it, then put it back into his butt just so he could poop the poop back out again.  He was actually my best friend in medical school and the reason I decided to transition into science.  His mom called me out of the blue one day, years after our graduation, and asked if I had seen him.  I hadn’t for months so after some worry I drove to his house 100 miles away and knocked on his door.  His lights were off but I could hear moaning coming from inside.  They were soft groans that immediately made me assume he was hurt, so I punched through his front glass window, unlocked the door and rushed inside, only to find him on the toilet pooping.  His eyes were closed and he was gripping the towel rack across from him as his eyes were rolled back into his head.  It looked like he was experiencing an exorcism and it frightened me so I shouted his name, which startled him, and when we made eye contact he busted his nut all over my new suit &amp; shoes.  I was in shock and despite spending my Christmas with him and his family, I’ve had PTSD for years and dove into this area of science as a way to understand.   I hope this helps you understand too.
gpt
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