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A chat on 4chan
human
Being a cult leader is a lot like being a formally recognized prophet of God, but without all the unnecessary formalities.
gpt
Have you ever been a cult leader and had a younger member of that cult ask you if they should commit suicide and you don't have an answer so you immediately realize this is all not a fun game then cut off connection completely with everyone?
human
Every leader must accept this trivial and utterly negligible amount of responsibility. 
If possible I would console the cute goth girl in fishnet leggings from your hypothetical using my penis.
gpt
Just be quiet.
human
Checked and rekt