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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
 emotional support animal

Otherwise known as a friend lol. Prostitutes can have friends too, and there's no law that says they're not allowed to pick and choose their clients.

Only cringe thing here is OP deciding the best way to get his first blowjob is to pay for it, *and then posting about it on Reddit* lol.
gpt
Being an emotional support animal isn't the same as an actual friendship. Friendships are give and take. An emotional support animal is there to soak up the feels and then ignored when said person is happy or completely disregarded when said person is in a better place in their life.

It's pretty rough and it is a hard enough pattern to recognize that some people never understand the difference.

We can agree to disagree, but I am happy that you apparently haven't experienced it before.