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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
They are expensive annoying little shits, who require you to mostly stay in the same place and they make Vacations a pain in the ass.

They have upsides sure but if you care about financial independence, your own free will and a host of other things you are better off without them.
gpt
I have kids, who I adore but you aren't wrong. Raising kids is fucking hard and forces you to become selfless on levels you didnt realize you had to. I encourage my childless friends and family to keep that mindset because you shouldn't have kids just because. It's a commitment, a very loud, expensive, sometimes *incredibly* draining commitment.