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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Does the bidet wash the crannies of the sphincter? Like when you dig in with your finger and the piece of paper and twirl it a bit to get more solids?
gpt
Yes. Better than any toilet paper can, too. 
Also dear god, sounds like you *in particular* need a bidet. Or maybe the bidet life has spoiled me—I don’t know.