system
A chat on 4chan
human
It's made up bullshit

some zoomer compiled a list of bullshit

and you care about bullshit
gpt
Whelp looks like it got spoiled.


Golf Rumors is an inside meme here on /x/. The point is to link as much conspiracy shit as possible to golf in order to get newfags to loose their minds and fuck off. Whenever someone asks 'What are Golf Rumors?' It means they fell for it. 
Act like its the most insane conspiracy without giving a shred of proof. Warn the OP their in too deep and to leave now. Example below.

'We all know they're watching. I can't say much other than stop while you still can. There are things best left unseen out there. Just remember, its not just a game.'