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A chat on 4chan
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So the strangest thing happened to me last week

>be me
>at boardwalk with family
>see a totally hairless pale guy in a jacket watching me and my family with hungry eyes
>coincidentally 'hungry eyes' is playing through my airpods.
>approach the hooker
>haggle with the hooker
> she says she'll do it for free if I follow her...
>says I can follow her to the other side of the grainy castle
>proceed to follow from behind seeing strange wiggling movement near her ass
>I reach into my pocket to retrieve a piece of a Dorito i had for lunch but forgot to finish while using the public restroom
>she accepts my payment
>close my eyes and pray to my various nondenominational gods for forgiveness for the acts I am about to carry out.
>she looks at me with the gaze of a 1000 cock stare
>suddenly realize this is how I have always died; from the ultra aggressive case of syphilis that i ultimately share with my wife.
>suddenly I heard a knock at the door and jumped up. it must be the deliveryman, it must be my pizza.
>brings pizza to coffee table, realizing I do this every single day and I will never change albeit wanting to with every fiber of my being.
>it really has been like this forever hasn't it?
>To break the cycle, I decided to go to the men’s restroom at the cruisy park up the street.
>Upon entering the restroom, I felt some unease over my decision to break this cycle.
>I instead decide to suck a dick
gpt
absolutely based collective pasta, well done archivist anon