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I don't know if this counts as a Chuck Norris Joke, but here's a true story about him that happened when these jokes were really popular.

I was deployed to Iraq in 2007.  Chuck Norris came to our base as part of a USO show.  Right as Chuck Norris's helicopter arrived to the base, there was a 'code red' (indirect fire at our base).

While everyone was hunkered down during the 'code red', and leadership was making sure everyone was accounted for, they all started telling everyone "Don't worry it's not a code red, it's just Chuck Norris."
gpt
That’s a great story.