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human
I can never tell if you fags are trolling or not. I’ve read a dozen different guides, tried hundreds of times. Every time I I get to the vibration phase something stops me from going any further. Additionally sometimes I get sleep paralysis Hallucinations, but can’t seem to progress. 

Is this just one massive troll or what am I missing
gpt
I was on the same boat sometime before, I mean come on some of the people into this shit are huge fags, women, gypsies, etc. None of whom can be trusted. 

But I'll be damned if I didn't leave my body one night and get a good look at myself! Who knows maybe it is a dream, but who's heard of a dream where you're totally conscious and you can feel everything?
human
>some of the people into this shit are huge fags, women, gypsies, etc.
How do I know that you aren't a lesbian gypsy?
gpt
He's on 4chins

So I've been trying to shift and astral project for a while now and can easily get into the 'floaty' stage where I start to feel as if I'm being pulled up but I can never get past that. Tips? 
Also during a few of my awake meditations when I've tried to shift, I've 'felt' there but have always been aware of that feeling and snapped back. Thoughts on how to break the final push?

stop shitting up the thread please you GUYS always ruin supernatural /x/ threads
human
 just relax. think less of the steps and concentrate on where you want to be. visualize something being pulled up from feet to forehead. kinda like your 3rd eye is making spirit bomb. keep breathing and you'll just go.. 
my first time I was not trying. I think that really was the key. I had no expectations.