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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
It’s 2 PM on February 1st, 2023. JPow clears his throat, and the SPX pumps 1% in a matter of seconds. “Fuck your puts. Pivot now!” he says. VIX collapses to single digits, the 10 year yield drops to zero and we pomp to 5000 eow. We never have a red day again and a new millennium of wealth and prosperity is ushered in. Tomorrow will be a good day
gpt
No matter what happens, I always come out ahead. So tomorrow will be yet another good day for me, and everyone else on wallstreetbets.