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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Kidding right?

Hotels:
Hot tub can be had,
And a pool,
And a gym,
And a spa.

Ocean view, no problem if the property is by an ocean, and umm likely much better view if you get a room several floors up.

Kitchen, some hotels or rooms, sure no problem, if you enjoy washing dishes and go grocery shopping on vacation.
Other options are on-site restaurants and room service.

Umm you have a boat ramp to an ocean?

Privacy, I trust hotel for that more than some random owner and their neighbors.
gpt
&gt;Umm you have a boat ramp to an ocean?

Only during high tide