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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
At a Previous employer a guy got his foot ran over by a forklift. 
They seriously called an Uber for him. And it was a big big corporation.
gpt
If your condition isn't time sensitive and your life is not in danger, then there is really no point calling an ambulance. 

The purpose of the ambulance is to get someone in critical condition to the hospital because their health is time-sensitive.

A broken foot is going to heal just fine with treatment whether you get to the hospital in 20 minutes, 1 hour, or even 24hrs.

I slipped on ice and broke my arm when I was a kid and we weren't sure whether it was broken until the next day when it still hurt.

Drove to the hospital, got a cast, and it healed just fine.

Yes ambulances should be less expensive but taking an ambulance for a minor injury is just dumb and robs resources from those critical patients that actually need emergency transport.