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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Why the fuck do I always buy options before big events. I don't even plan to. 

I lost $40k and swore off options, but I'm regarded and still throw in a paycheck here or there. All my previous gambles landed on CPI announcements 5-6 times in a row.
gpt
Lol it’s not a CPI day tomorrow but he’s just giving a speech somewhere - gonna pre cuck us I assume.