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Ah yes, the urinary blunderbuss.

My ex used to put her makeup tray on the back of the toilet (for reasons, presumably), and one time I unexpectedly dad-sneezed while draining the lizard. 

I must have prayed way too hard, because the spray just absolutely drenched her entire collection in urine by the time I regained control. I immediately threw the whole thing out and apologized later.

She was absolutely mystified, but obviously thankful that I didn't indirectly pee on her eyelashes. She also picked a new location for the tray.