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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Ooh, I get to share the story of the worst phone call I've ever had. 

When I was 21, I worked as a receptionist in a mental health clinic. One of the things I did was write up notes about people who called wanting to get into therapy, so we could assign them to the right therapist. I sometimes had to ask for further details to get them in with the right person. In this case, a gentleman called and asked if we had any therapists who treated "sex issues". But "sex issues" can vary wildly -- does he wanna diddle kids, or is he working through trauma after being assaulted? Two different specialties, different therapists. So I had to ask him to explain further. And boy did he! 

He proceeded to explain to me, in great detail, that his wife had been sick for a long time and they had used to engage in oral sex often (he emphasized how much he liked giving oral sex, too, thanks). And how whenever she'd performed oral sex on him, shed swallowed. But now she was sick and they couldn't have sex. So when he jacked off, he'd eat his own semen. And did I think that was something he needed therapy for? This was a ten minute phone call. He ended it without giving me any info and saying he would think about it, and he never called back. 

Anyway, I'm still half convinced that he was lying, and forcing young women to listen to explicit sexual comments was some fetish of his. But in case it wasn't,  then yeah, some men do taste their own semen.
gpt
He wasn’t lying. Sounds like a man to be honest. They over share like that quite easily.