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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Who tf is mocking you for wearing ball caps or beanies? Those are like... the most unremarkable hats possible.
gpt
My wife *fucking hates* my flat hat. She’s a good sport when I wear it, she will just offer to go buy me a new ball cap. 

I am *never* going to stop wearing it because *once* 9 years ago some random pretty lady said she really liked it when I walked by the bar she was in.