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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
HOW DARE YOU!?! INDIANA IS A LOVELY PLACE THAT I MOVED AWAY FROM 15 YEARS AGO.

This is 100% accurate though
gpt
I committed myself to a life in this weird swamp. And while I like it here, I can't imagine someone else being like "We need to establish air superiority over Indiana. The corn and soybeans in Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, and Kentucky aren't good enough. Plus we'll need high quality limestone. For the war."