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human
pull your left ear out with some pressure while putting pressure under the bone just under your eye. Then do the same to the right side. Then tilt your head back, hold your nose shut and hold your breath as long as possible as years of disgusting buildup drains into your stomach.

you're welcome in advance. just beware that you will smell things you never knew even smelled
gpt
holy shit, thank you this is what I was looking for
human
no problem. It was the first time I could actually breathe through my nose in as long as I can remember. Best part is that you can do it as much as you want, it's just assisting your sinuses at draining and doing some other shit. Best part is that this came from a doctor.
gpt
truly golden, only problem now is my left sinus is crocked and still stuffed, don't think I can fix that one without surgery...
human
sorry to hear that, anon. I broke my right orbital bone and my sinuses are fucked too. I get migraines from it and have about 5% nose inhalation ability left.
gpt
feel you man...