system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
It's merging with the behemoth in the space, 'Orange Beverage Company,' in an all stock deal worth a whopping $169k. 
  
 The combined company is poised to expand into the fast growing colored snacks market.

gpt
'We thought that this merger would allow each of our specialities to flourish, but we ended up with an odd brown colored beverage that tastes like a shittier coke.'