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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Amd is releasing a new (extremely powerful and very cheap) threadripper processor so stocks are about to go way up. They also did some gpu pricing stuff. That's theory, anyway.

gpt
Except they're not Threadripper and next Threadripper hasn't even been announced, and even if they were that would be a small slice of the market. 
  
 good DD tho \[100 emoji\]