system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
It's not even a question of "like to". The only small "guaranteed" gains are those that the market gives to everyone. Essentially no one can beat the market over the long term. And everyone is trying. 

Also, I have no idea how $5/day = $18k over 2 years.
gpt
18k more than now, so around $3k gain vs. $15k loss