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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Gorilla.

Any hiding place i could fit into, so could a snake. 

In fact, hunker down in a tent in the camping store, the gorilla might never even know you exist.
gpt
I say gorilla too, id need to keep track of less of them and more likely than not it would leave me alone aslong as I don’t disturb it. Snakes are harder to see, so I’d be more likely to step on one.