system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Use 1k to play various options. $100-200 each play. Then when you feel like ur nuts are ripe dump 9k into a options play so you can lose it all

gpt
People tell you the life lessons they learned in prison but people never tell what they learned from losing it all. You wanna know? Go on, buy my $lyft calls and I ma give u the best life lessons anyone can offer.