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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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TIL my life is not complete without a house duck.
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Overall he is a pretty happy guy. He did trip me in the shower once and I had a black eye but we had blueberry pancakes and settled our differences. He does wear a knappy and onsie but he is getting better at going out with the dogs during the day so not much potty time is needed at night. He does sleep in my armpit with his beak on my bewbs but I'm over it.