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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Yes, we’ll throw all of our 80 leopard 2 against your (checks notes) nearly 5000 M1 Abrams. Everybody loves an underdog story, but we’re not even making it past Albany
gpt
Pfft! Don't try to lull us into a false sense of security. We're on to your tricks! 

You'll just stroll down, pleasant as a spring day, offer us a Molson, sit in our living rooms, and then casually tell us that we've been annexed. 

By the time you've gotten that far, you've already ingratiated yourselves to the point that we'll be too abashed to argue the matter, so we'll just drink more of your Molson and enjoy some poutine. 

Yeah, buddy. We know what y'all're about! 

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