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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I've heard people talk about weed like this and it is the exact opposite of my experience. I've been told that "it's just the strain" but I have tried enough of them that I truly believe that it just affects me differently. 

The term energized and weed just don't go together. Instead I just get stuck in couchlock, getting really quiet, existential, and paranoid. 

It isn't a cool "paranoid" either, thinking about spies wiretapping my phone. Instead it just has me replaying every interaction I had in the day, wondering about subtext, getting concerned if my friends really like me. 

Either that or I get fixated on the origin of the universe and if anything has any inherent meaning. 

Honestly, when I hear people talk about weed with your experience, I get jealous. I guess the silver lining is that I have no desire for it and I don't have to worry about bad habits, but the option would be nice.
gpt
Oh you aren't the only one, every time I tired with every strain, I just figured nah not for me.