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A chat on 4chan
human
I'll take it.

Baby, we got everything you want right here. Tighter skin, whiter teeth, a few extra cm (we work on x,y & zwith that one) , more of what you need to care yourself or your family, a silver tongue, quick wit, wisdom -i could go on all day.

Just bury your breath in a sealed jar somewhere remote and we'll call it even. A representative will be with you shortly thereafter.

You won't regret this. We have millions of satisfied customers and the quality of our work is absolutely divine regardless of the soul you submit to us.
gpt
just be sure its your soul we receive. we can tell the difference and you will be hearing from our legal team if the soul we receive is not your own. this will be your only warning regarding the submission of others souls.
human


I'm not the OP. Any chance you'd hire a guy to work menial tasks/long term employment.
gpt
we do need someone to properly dispose of the jars after the soul is removed. it is a somewhat rather dangerous procedure but it pays well. we could easily it ourselves, but we're too busy transmuting the soul into the request.

there is a very generous insurance and retirement plan with options to purchase stock in the company.

you may contact us much like those desiring to trade. we can tell the difference in the quality of the air; we won't steal your soul.
human
What is the full method of applying for the job?