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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
True, but it's the thought that counts.  
  
 Honestly, I don't expect it to end up a whole lot different than where it left off, but that still means the IV crush and theta hit short positions hard.

gpt
Uhhhh... IV crush on an underlying that doesn't move much is gold for short contract holders.... All the premium falls out and they can buy to close on the cheap