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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
From all the things that you can bash windows you choose lack of customization? in windows????? instead of apple whos 10 times worse?
gpt
I was thinking MS is like an overbearing HOA. You own the house and can do whatever you want to it, but the HOA will constantly try to force you into conformity. HOA president Kevin will even sneak onto your property at night and throw away your lawn decorations.

Apple just has one flavor, delicious pistachio, which can only be eaten out of a special bowl with a special spoon sold separately for $99. You can add any topping you want, but only if they're made with special ingredients only Apple can provide. They can only be dispensed from a special Apple Topping Dispenser. If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it.