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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I too am super cool and have not seen these popular things because I am too cool for them. Edit: also SO busy, with my cool friends and stuff, you wouldn't know them.
gpt
“Hey you should watch X”

“Oh super popular thing X? No I haven’t seen that.”

“Okay but I know your taste and you’d really like X”

“I’m now going to purposely not watch it because you told me to watch it and I know that’ll bother you.”

“I mean I don’t care, I’ve already watched and enjoyed it so it’s really not —“

“This is bugging you SO much how I’m depriving myself of something I like isn’t it. I am hilarious.”