system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Ya lmao. I'm just fucking around. 
  
 Good on you. If you are happy, do you..don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 
  
 I'm just saying..most places in the US don't even have a Kmart anymore.

gpt
They probably only had one because nobody bothered to check there, we also had a sears that just went out of business last year. Thought I could get a snowblower and some tools for cheap on the GOOB sale but the sale sucked ass