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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yeah fuck that noise. Steal my food once, shame on you, steal my food twice congrats youre spending the day in the toilet.
gpt
When I was in high school, somebody kept stealing my sandwich.   I made a really delicious one, and sprinkled quinine inside it.   Not poisonous, but eat it and you expect you are going to die.  Never lost another sandwich.