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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Alright so I read this comment to my mom and she started laughing. She said, "Aunt would just say,   'NO.' "

My mom continued, "The TV has to break."

Sidenote: I just received a broken 55" 4K TV from my other aunt that I managed to fix. 
So it wouldn't work out anyways.
gpt
Ok so mom's in on it too? She can hold aunty back while uncle chucks the old tv out the window and you rush in with the new one. Your uncle gets to break a tv. You can be the hero. Everyone's happy. Simple.