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A chat on 4chan
human
Yes, I prayed to Satan and my life got better. I prayed to him during sleep paralysis and the astral parasites got destroyed. 

Hail Satan Lucifer, lord of the ascending flame.
gpt
Jesus loves you.
human
Jesus wants me to be a weakling and powerless. Satan Lucifer wants me to be strong and independent.
gpt
Jesus wants you to be ready and willing to accept His blessings. Which will go further than any sense of personal strength will ever get you. It's just selling yourself out.

But as He loves you, he will not force himself on you.
human


Anyone else notice that hanging out with Satan is way more fun? 

God wants me to do boring shit, Satan is radical and a cool dude.