system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Where service is beyond slow as fuck. Got my first PC that was MINE there, we were gonna get a dell, when dells were....all there were.  Or gateway, shit remember gateway?  Fuck I'm old.  But I get this thing and cd burners had just released, and they put in bad power supplies that couldn't handle the power required by cd burners and would burn up the cable after like 3 discs.  Getting it fixed the first time took 6 months.  Second time 2 months and all they did was hook up a different power lead that also burned out.  But in the first year of ownership I only passed it for 3 months.
gpt
If you think a gateway makes you old try an Apple commodore or a Tandy 1000.  And if you've never seen the message "to continue install please insert disk X of 25" you had it easy.