system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Oh it's free? Usually when I see a "Program that can do exactly what you need" there's a $45 price tag that makes it feel sketch af lol. I did use a software I have for anti-virus and cleanup to uninstall and it showed it remove them, but they were still there. But I'll give Revo a shot, thanks.
gpt
RevoUninstaller is free. There is a premium version, but the free version does the trick. 

We use it in my IT department all the time. Phenomenal piece of software.