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>Jupiter in the first house in the sign of his detriment in Gemini, conjunct Saturn in the twelfth
>second house stellium in Cancer containing the five other traditional planets, including Moon, which rules this house

Very lopsided chart, but not necessarily a bad one.

First, it is understandable how you might be conflicted on the sign of the crab. The rising sign is Gemini, which is a sign in aversion to the sign of Cancer, and Mars is in this sign, and he hates this sign and this is where he has the toughest of all his times as it is the sign of his depression. The star of the warrior has no place in the sign of the caretaker. However since Sun, Moon and the ruler of the ascendant(Mercury) are in the sign of Cancer, the connection with this sign is plain enough to where even an apparent aversion to it will not overwhelm the connection. 

As to what all this might mean, Cancer is a personally conservative sign, and it is a cardinal water sign. It is attuned to comfort, and to providing comfort, and it seeks to bring people into relations in which they can care for and protect others while they are themselves cared for and protected. It is a sign which does not approach any of its aims head-on, but instead seeks to sidle around, like the crab which represents it, and to circle in towards its aims whatever it may be, so that wherever it goes it may approach matters with care, caution, and certainty. Therefore, when this sign represents not the social relations a person has, but the other elements of their life, such as their character, parents, siblings, health, children, it represents a tendency to be both cautious and precocious such that these people gain a breadth of knowledge and experience in whatever area of life is concerned so that they may know how to interact with it in the manner which best suits them; and they do not do anything without forethought, care, and planning, and they hate rashness, boldness, and abrasiveness.

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Now with Jupiter in the first in Gemini, one attains unto a great intellect, and many racing thoughts, and one is not given easily to belief such that one is neither easily deceived nor tricked, nor is one able to take things on faith even when it is in their best interests. Such people are not merely averse to common wisdom or belief, but are even hard to instruct because most people do not have such a thorough understanding of a subject to explain things in their totality, thus where others might recieve an incomplete but functional understanding of things by an instructor or a teacher, he will stumble over their every explanation due to his overdeveloped critical faculties rejecting their every insight due to its lack of fidelity. Such a man will learn best when he is left to his own devices to satiate his curiosity, and in doing so he will be content to find his own limits of curiosity and where he might draw the line and say that further inquiry is pointless. This placement is exacerbated by the conjunction with Saturn in the twelfth, since this star rules the ninth in this char. This placement in itself is suggestive of difficulties in education and academic environments, as well as a general faithlessness or lack of belief, and so in conjunction with the significations of Jupiter, it bears witness to a man who despite himself, shall never achieve the heights of academic achievement that he might have due to his unconventional learning style. However such a man might still become a savant and an expert outside the confines of a formal environment by the simple factors of his keen intellect and insatiable curiosity, and he will become an autodidact.

Now, these stars in conjunction with with the second house Cancer stellium bear witness to someone blessed with intellect, but who was at odds with the world they found themselves in. Therefore, growing up he did not identify with his mind, but his heart, and his great soul.
human


Now, down to basic characterological impressions and fortunes of his life.

This person is wise, witty, with a mind for worldly matters, and he is compassionate, cautious and precocious, and of a softer sort of character. Such a man is virtuous in his conduct with others, but he is not indiscriminate with his love, and chiefly delivers it to those closest to him, and those he deems to be deserving. He is a warm man, but turns cold when made uncomfortable by sudden intrusions, and he does not like unfamiliar, base companies. He is suspicious of others, despite his well-wishes, and he hates to feel in any way unsafe.

In life, he will experience mixed fortunes all around, for the star of Jupiter is his chief fortune in life, and in this horoscope it is in an awkward and difficult position, and indicative of mixed blessings.

His career will be fraught with upsets, and it will be a great drain to his vitality. He will be employed in a line of work which isolates him, and leaves him feeling cold, and alone. It is likely to be an intellectual career, and one which makes use of his great talents, however it will not be one which he relishes. However since Jupiter is in the first, it is likely to be a job which he has a special connection to, and it will be a thing which brings a certain sense of meaning to his life. However, he is unlikely to make more than a modest living in this lifetime.

As for his love, this will be the most fortunate of the major areas of his life, and it will be the sweetest and easiest as well. He will find a woman more reticent and reserved than himself, but still a loving and compassionate woman, and more conventionally intellectual than himself. She will love him for his great heart, and she will be a boon to him, his health and his wealth, though she will bring no great assets going into the marriage, and she will bear him so many children as he desires.