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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I know . . . I have 3 nurses in my family . . . but I was trying to be sarcastic. 

I actually read a story like 10 years ago about a doctor performing an emergency tracheostomy wiht a ball point pen and a knife after the Heimlich failed to clear a diner's airway obstruction.
gpt
Fair enough.  woosh on me. 

Funny though. I think I've heard that story too. I think they did it on a TV show too, can't for the life of me remember where.