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My father said he was at a pool party and guys who worked at Roswell were there and they were laughing about how everyone thought it was a weather balloon
Sitting by the pool with cocktails and just laughing their asses off and saying shit like 'it was some material no one had ever seen before' and laughing at how they tricked everyone
Funny thing is my dad became really religious about 10 years later and said it was just tinfoil and we shouldnt have worried
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Also my dad knew a very serious stereotypical native american man (the man was a wilderness guide in the PNW) who attested to seeing Bigfoot watching him take a dump. I think it is real because most people who say theyve seen cryptids are usually talking about spooky innawoods stories where they shot at the creature with their gun, not just a weird experience