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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Dude one flight attendant was walking backwards and then her ass bumped into my shoulder. Im a wide guy I barely fit within the bounds of the seat. She gave me the dirtiest look for like awhile. Im like wtf ?!
gpt
I have long legs and I sleep like a log.

Many times I have woken up to toilet-goers giving me a wake up lap dance trying to get out. I also get dirty looks as well. Worst was from a dude twice my size.