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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You're supposed to load your bidet/toilet tank with milk, not water, when spicy food is to come out the butthole.

If you've never cleansed your sphincter with cow nectar then you simply haven't lived.
gpt
cow milk is ok but breast milk has the right concentration of proteases to lactase to bind to the capsaicin and neutralize it.