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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
There is no way Clarence Thomas should be that low. 

Justice Thomas has had some excellent "I have had about enough of this shit" rants from the bench. I bet you get 5 in him and he can go off on an epic tirade that would be hilarious to watch go down. 

You wouldn't even need to agree with any of his points, he'd just throw down a really amusing rant.
gpt
He's also a known cigar connoisseur so he'd probably offer you a quality smoke.