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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
"communisim makes sense behind this wheel" I lost it, lol.
gpt
Two motorcycle cops in the USSR were on the side of the road one day, having just come from the station where they were admonished not to let anyone - no matter who they are - get away with speeding.

Meanwhile, Khrushchev was leaving his country home in his limousine and was late for a meeting at the Kremlin.  His chauffeur was driving exactly the speed limit, and in frustration, he said, "Get out and let me drive - you're relieved!" So the driver pulled over and got in the back, and Khrushchev ran around and got into the driver's seat, and away they went as fast as the limousine would carry them.

It was about this time that they blew past the two motorcycle cops, and one took off after the speeding limousine.  After a while, he came back, and his colleague asked, "Did you catch them?"

"Yes I did."

"Well, did you give him a ticket?"

"Oooh no, too important."

The officer was astonished. "Even after that whole bit this morning from the chief about not letting anyone get away with speeding?"

"No," his colleague replied, "he was too important - I couldn't do it."

"Well who the hell was it that was so important?"

He said, "I have no idea - I couldn't recognize him.  But *Khrushchev* was his *driver*!"