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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
If you ignore the tech jargon in crypto, it's just relearning the same shit the banking/finance industry learned over the last 100 years. 

Pump and dumps, rug pulls, fraud, Ponzi schemes etc. They're all classics but now available on blockchain!  

The reason we have regulation is a history of fuckups, and a continuing urge to fuck up even more.
gpt
Your comment reminds me of those late night ads on TV for the 10+ CD collections that Boomers and oldies like to buy.

"All the classic hits you know and love, like:

* Obvious Ponzi scheme!

* Massive Pump and Dump!

* The iconic rug pull!

* A good old fashioned bank run!

* And the ever timeless always present FRAUD!

And you can have them all for the low low price of $99.99 plus ~~shipping and handling~~ gas fees!