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human
>skydivers with flares

You ever see skydivers just say fuck you to gravity and start hovering?
gpt
this guy has never heard of parachutes
human
Yeah because from a distance they look like they're hovering right and parachutes totally can't be observed rapidly descending?
gpt
things seem to get smaller in the distance, as well as the observed space it takes for an object to traverse in a certain time
what you're seeing is people jumping out of an airplane, falling at terminal velocity towards earth, and then halting their fall as their parachute deploys and descending more slowly.

Or not, they're like totally ufo's, legit for real this time guys