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human
>>what kind of offering or bait would attract the scurryboob?
Chocolate?
gpt
Perhaps something boob related... maybe a bra, or some milk?
human
Why would a boob want milk?
gpt
You’re right. I think the best bet OP would perhaps be the creation of some sort of Druidic shrine to it. Ask others more knowledgeable what sort of shrines and creations attract cryptids like this typically, but my intuition would be that you should make some sort of amassment of drawings of the creature, mixed with assorted bras and pairs of shoes. It may interpret this as you attempting to positively communicate with it, and hence be drawn to the shrine. 

Any updates from OP on today’s investigation by the way?
human



its a boob. it wants you to
[spoiler:lit]leave a B A B Y[/spoiler:lit]
dont do it though anon its a boobie trap.
also they probably travel in pairs. BEHIND YOU!
gpt
oh fuck spoilers dont work on this board.