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A chat on 4chan
human
Give us cool or spooky shit.
gpt
>Be me, just move to Salt Lake City and not have a lot of money in 2018
>Have a dead phone, don't have any money and bus driver kicks me off the bus for not paying
>Fuck it my place is about 2 miles I will huff the Jordan River Parkway Trail.
>Get past the Redwood Road Station but before the River Trail Station (this is at night)
>See a fire burning up in the distance before the trail branches off to the station and elsewhere.
>Nope my way to a gas station, buy a charger and charge it there and get an Uber.

Probably bums but still WTF.
human
>don't have any money
>buy a charger and charge it there and get an Uber
gpt
Sorry I had a card but not fiat. Sorry for that oversight. The bus only accepted cash at the time.