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human
Step 1: Buy a candle. Basic white walmart one will do
Step 2: Light it, while saying the name of the deity you decide to call
Step 3: Ask them what a yes and no look like on the candle after it's lit
Step 4: start working out what you ought to do. Yes, you're playing 20 questions. It gets easier the more you focus on listening for their responses in your mind. Once you think you heard them, ask something like, 'Did I hear you correctly?' It gets easier from there.

There are also plenty of people on etsy who sell deity candles for that specifically, though Set isn't commonly worshipped these days. Some vendors there have 'custom' candles though, so you might get lucky.
Set also enjoys Coca-Cola, the regular stuff. If you call him up with one of those 16 oz cans as an offering, I'm sure he'd be happy to help. Not diet though, he hates that shit.
gpt
>Set also enjoys Coca-Cola, but not diet.
This is the same diety that anon claimed to get you bitches? With offerings like that he sounds like a furry, isn't there a better offering that can improve my chances or should I also prepare some cheese pizza and tendies?
human
lol, being honest man, Set probably isn't the god you want then. He's a chad in the sense that he doesn't worry about shit and doesn't afraid of anything. I think you want to talk to Osiris about general pussy slaying. Or Zeus. That god pulled more ass than a public toilet.


>With offerings like that he sounds like a furry
Jeeze, pardon my phrasing everyone. Although, A LOT of their gods were known by their fursona. Might not be too far off