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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I honestly believe it. I've heard similar stories from both men and women who I know weren't lying. Dudes are fucking dumb and even dumber when our dicks are hard.

ETA: Plus just go in a men's locker room sometimes... actual micropenises are *trivially* common. If you've got a literal 2" dick I doubt you're gonna feel much difference between a fold in her skin and her actual vagina.

Edit2: Animals do this, so it's fascinating to watch some of you refuse to believe that humans do it too
gpt
Idk what locker rooms you’re hanging around in, but most I’ve been in aren’t filled with erect guys