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A chat on 4chan
human
Presenting to you
>Succuads
A series of ads that appear in the darkest corners of the internet to convince the gullible into signing away their soul. The cheeky playfullness and half naked temptresses have captured the imagination of the public

>For the low low price of your soul you can enter a world of continuous orgasms so intense they will literally melt your brain. Send text messagge MOO to 666-616-939 to get hooked and milked for eternity right now!!!!

 One of the viewers noticed some tiny white letters far away from the massive ass shown on screen.

>Succubus may not be included, read the contract before you sign it

Armed with a knowledge many people failed to see, the viewer called the number. A mature female voice was heard from the other side

>Hi honey. You have called Mommy Margaret's Milk and Honey Farm. Margaret ssspeaKing, which one of my sseRvicess can i inteRessst you IN?

The viewer was taken back by her pronunciation and forgot what he was going to ask. His 'curiosity' continued to surge

>What ... how... why do I ... you talk ... like ... that?
>Iss to get the new cowsss rrready forr milKing
The viewer's blood was leaving his head. He was about to faint. Margaret noticed the heavy breathing and changed her tone of voice
>Honey, calm down. Focus on your breathing. Inhale 1 2 3 4, now exhale. What's your name?
The viewer followed the instructions carefully and repeated the simple technique until he was able to answer coherently
>My name is Patrick. Are you going to ... hurt me?
>Pat, I can't bite through the phone and I helped you calm down. Men don't fall down so easily. How old are you?
>23
>Nice and tender. In this farm we prepare our cows carefully to maximize milk production and quality. I have some new recruits that need some training, nothing is better for experimentation than fresh untouched meat
>I am not interested in becoming a cow
>Then why did you call?
(continued in reply)
gpt
>I saw the small print on the ad. If succubi are not there for the milking, what's the point?
>So you are just curious as to how I run my operation?
>Pretty much
>Well. This is a new small business. I don't have many employees
>That's why you, as the boss, are taking the calls?
>I am also doing paperwork at the same time to avoid working overtime. It's hard running a business
Patrick scoffed at this assertion
>You said that you prepare the cows carefully but you hook them up to an inhumane machine?
>You are worried about animal rights. No two cows are the same. Some cows require extensive preparation before they can be hooked to the machines, some others are ready after a few sessions
>And once the preparations are made you can hook them up to the machine and forget about them?
>I have very few cows, if I kill them I lose revenue. The staff is trained to check on their health and we regularly unhook them to feed and exercise. If we pump them 24/7 they start producing water of lower quality
>So it's false advertising, they never reach a stage of orgasmic bliss
>No, they do. But it takes years before they can have continuous orgasms without dying. 
>And the quality of the loads doesn't fall in that stage?
>Not if you do it right, we are still developing our technique but with a change in diet and proper care the quality doesn't drop off until they get old
>Do you pay your workers minimum wage?
>This is hell, there is no minimum wage here
>So you exploit the workers instead of the cattle
>The regular staff are the best of the best. I can't pay them the highest wages so I make their hours lower
>So you have a lot of capital for a small business
>No, no, no. I have only what is strictly necessary on staff. And If the workload is too high, I hire part time workers and students that want an easy paycheck
>And those are the ones bein exploited
>Noone has to get exploited. I pay them market rates by the hour. A pretty good deal for flexible hours
human
>So they come and they go as they please?
>The manager on the farm is the one handling the hours since she is the one that knows what is needed. But usually they come when there is a problem or the cows are at max production capacity
>And the workers like doing it?
>Yes, many of them liked the profession but disliked the corporate environment. Like I did
>But you are overworked and probably losing money by starting a business
>You have to take risks to succeed. I wanted to be my own boss and I am working to get there. It's aabout doing what you love without managerial interference
>Sounds way better than my job at Mcdonalds, I hate my lazy manager
>We are always looking for new people to join. Want to switch jobs?
>I don't want to touch other dude's dicks
>Milk aaand Honey, we have female cows as well. It's harder to produce honey but the price is way higher
>I don't think I could do that job
>Doesn't sound like you could. But do you have any other relevant experience?
>I got my degree in organic chemistry
>So you are familiar with alchemy, I was looking for ways to improve the product at the base
>Are alchemy and chemistry the same thing?
>They are closely related
>So I would have to continue studying. I am already in a lot of student debt
>I am willing to pay for your education if ... you give me something in return
>My soul?
>I need my workers to be able to act independently so no, you would have to pay me with your seed
>So I would become a cow?
>You can't be a cow and study at the same time
>So why my seed?
>I bet you produce a lot of it with little to no effort due to how easily you get aroused. It would be a very efficient way to spend MY time
>You would be doing it yourself?
>I am a little bit out of practice but I am tired of doing paperwork and want to get my hands dirty again
>You really like your career
>Like you wouldn't believe, and I am always looking to help people move away from big businesses
>What a moral stance for a demon
gpt
>It's a personal vendetta, they treated me like garbage and I want to destroy them
>That's a cause I can support. Can you send me the contract
>I want to be there to explain to you what the terms mean
>Why?
>If I start screwing my employees with legalisms my other employees will leave. It's important that you know what is going on. And since you are human you won't know half of this words. Friday night at (fancy french restaurant) is okay with you?
>Sounds expensive
>The company will pay, it's a business expense
>I had nothing to do on friday night anyways
>I'll come pick you up. Are you calling from your house?
>Yes
>Then we have a deal sweetie
Margaret makes a kissing sound before hanging up. After tha call has ended she looks up and exclaims
>This is why I put the target advertising in 4channel, this lonely virgins are my target demographic after all. It's a nice surprise to find someone with talent to work for me
human

Imagine thinking that beautiful killer dosen't deserve a special place in our pantheon of mass killers, that people worship in the history books, of human beings only because of her skimpy outfit and preferred method of termination..... I'm sensing a gender bias here regarding '/his story' anons.

If only she had phrased things in terms of 'the glorious succubus revolution' and the 'inevitable succubus dialectic' we'd have statues of her everywhere.
gpt
Based

Siddharta literally had a ton of exotic 'dancers' before he ever set foot outside his palace. But if we do it is not real enlightenment?

Thanks

His is full of people without jobs so a business woman that kills people is not something they would like.
Now a succ gathering all the small imps and saying
>We shall own the means of reproduction
Is something they can get behind