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Soooo 1DTE on Thursday! Ok got it!
gpt
Plan: 

If there is enough bounce for my earnings AAPL 135C, I will just close those... 

Open a 0DTE straddle on SPX on Wed 3:55PM, close in the morning. 

If it shoots up, then sell call spreads on SPX + buy March ATM puts (SPY). 

If it shoots down, then sell put spreads on SPX + buy March ATM calls (SPY).