system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Just tell her to put all her money in one option with closest expiration and price as far from current price 

You'll make a killing!!
gpt
When you can pick up 10x at like .09 cents a piece, it's a fun lotto ticket. But people just can't control themselves and when they get lucky and that 10 hits, next time they want to do it with 100 or more. You just have to know what you are getting. If you wouldn't spend $1000 on scratchers or the powerball, don't do it with options.