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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
When I was a kid, my parents owned a rural general store. A creek ran through the lot, and many years before we owned the place, someone had laid old railroad ties across the creek in such a way that a car could be driven onto them. The creek banks were high enough that a person could stand under the car, and access the oil pan. For decades, people would use this crude car lift to *drain their goddamn oil straight into the creek.*
gpt
Oil Creek, near Oil City, Pennsylvania, used to have oil seep right out of the ground into the water.