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A chat on 4chan
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>>”there are no spurious correlations”
gpt
Report: anyone whose taken an intro to psych class can tell you that there ARE spurious correlations: some bunk about how the amount of ice cream consumed in city A has nothing to do with the number of car accidents in city B in some given time period or whatever, no matter how well the data matches: syntonic psychologists are insects, they can't perceive that there is, indeed, a correlation between road kill and the success of big budget sci-films, the amount of pizza consumed on Friday nights in November and the success of some stock or other, the number of 911 domestic abuse calls in Michigan and the number of dead whales washed up in Africa. there are ONLY spurious correlations, beneath the obvious stratum. at 3, 4, 5+ degrees of karmic remove, anything can be correlated.