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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Paper down first to minimize splash back and sound. Your legs should be shut the entire time you’re shitting to minimize smell and sound escaping. As soon as that turd leaves your body and hits the water, you flush. Make sure you still have your knees together to minimize smell escaping. Continue to sit for a few seconds, wipe, flush again and your poop smell free, muffled sound shit is complete.
gpt
Isn’t the double flush a dead giveaway though?