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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You would do well in a Russian or South American prison, I imagine.

I don't know if that is a compliment or an insult or merely an observation, so you pick. Me? I'm dyin' before I'm eating that. But I have certain... issues that would make living with myself pretttttttty hard after such an event.
gpt
I think a lot of people are a lot closer to eating that muffin than they'd like to think.  That's all I'm saying.