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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
I'm always looking for a reason to use that one. Almost found one the day my kid was born. 

Nurse asked 3 times if I was sure the kid was mine, and told me once my name is on the birth certificate I'd be locked in for 18 years. I pointed out that there was a window in the room and she even spelled my last name correctly without looking at or speaking to me again.
gpt
Did you just say that you threatened a nurse with throwing her out of a window?