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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I actually refer to myself as we a bit too often.

And I have literal conversations with myself (mostly in my head...) all day.
gpt
When I was in high-school on the debate team, I was practicing while at work at Kroger where I worked.in the produce section in the evening. I was having an intense debate with myself arguing both sides of a point of view while working when a lady came up and tapped me on the shoulder and said, " excuse me, do you know you are talking to yourself?" And I said right back without missing a beat, " yes, and you're interrupting our conversation."

That lady grabbed her purse tight and her cart and sped away from the produce department looking back like she just saw the devil. I thought for sure I was going to hear from the store manager, but I guess the lady never said anything.

I saw her a couple of times after that, and she'd avoid me like the plague.