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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I helped my friend manage his tinder profile a few years ago. 

He was complaining how no one seemed to match with him. 

I had a quick browse of his profile. Then I laughed at him and made just one single change. 

He had multiple matches after that. 

He was pretty decent looking. Not hot stuff but not fugly. He went to the gym and had pretty good bod. 

The only change I did was to change his picture from him in social settings/gym to him leaning against his jaguar. 

Gold digging isn’t something made up. He had several matches after that singular change. 

He did have the personality of a potato. So further help was needed. How to get to a second date. 

So I listened to his story. About his failed date. Or rather his “amazing” date but no idea why she ghosted after. 

He drove to the date. He drove home. What is the point of the damn car then? 

So the only thing I told him to do different is. Drive to pick them up. And drive them home afterwards. 

I have since lost contact with him but he did get into a relationship with a girl that way and they lasted a 3+ years before I moved to another country and lost contact with them. I’d say there’s a good chance they are still together.
gpt
So you're saying I need an exotic cat photo and I can finally find a gf?!