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human
Same here for dachshund and doxen! I used to pronounce dachshund like dash-hound because it makes sense for a dog breed to be called fast dog.
gpt
This is really amusing for a native german speaker :D

Dachshund means badger dog (Dachs = badger, Hund = dog), because it was bred to follow badgers into their burrows. Dachs would be pronounced like ducks and hound is similar to English, but the u is like the oo in shoot.