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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
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The joke back in the day was:

What do you call an Athlon that's been running for 2 seconds without a heatsink?

Dead for 1.99 seconds.
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Man my old 2002 Athlon managed to boot after i had upgraded to a pc built by a mate in about 2005ish and i saved a bunch of stuff off the original hdd to a usb before it fried and never started again.

 Cpu fan was dead and i didn't know sfa about pcs back then. Like simply taking out and plugging the hdd into my new one to get my files back.