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The first Christmas I had with my now-wife, I got her... a blanket.

A wool-lined blanket.  Covered in puppies.

Mind you, she has suffered from Anemia for many years, so was always cold.

At the time, she says she was pissed at me for it.  She couldn't understand why I gave her a BLANKET...

That was just over 7 years ago.  Not only have we been married for 5.5 years, she not only adores the blanket, she refuses to travel without it.  She went so far as to pack in on multiple vacations, including a cruise!
gpt
I am chuffed every time I receive a blanket as a present lol. I love to have a bunch of them around each room. I think I own somewhere around 15 throw blankets and they all see regular use haha. A bunch are currently being used for a fort though 😅