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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
They claim that I’m 6% Neanderthal, but I don’t see how that’s possible, lol. 

Then again, I do instinctively grunt when I light things on fire 🤷‍♂️
gpt
(Insurance companies hate this one trick)

I'm 100% pyromaniac, so I don't take a DNA test. What if the homeowner's insurance guys catch on to me? I'm not an arsonist, but I'm... predisposed to setting fires. I guess pyromaniacs and Neanderthals have something in common.