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A chat on 4chan
human
Is that fanart of the cave creature an anon reported when he was visiting his storage unit?
gpt
Please elaborate, for the love of god please. I need to hear this please PLEASE
human
>anon goes to his storage unit to put some stuff in
>he sees pic related with foam coming out of its mouth and digging in some garbage
>he retreats and makes a thread
>thread finds the storage unit, it's next to an abandoned water park in chicago
>people speculate the crab could make its nest in the water park
>people wondering what to name it
>poster writes 'if dubs, call it the Chicago Nigger Crab' and gets it
>anon promises to go back and search for the crab
>delivers with a livestream adventure and sings us the rocky road to dublin while exploring the ruins, finds a bunch of grafiti, and slides
>wonders outloud if its going to rain
>the universe immediately sends him a downpour
gpt
Honestly nothing paranormal, just the usual gore videos, Funkytown and the like



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