system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
When I brought my house two years ago, it came with a gas stove and water heater.

If the government and Twitter is so concerned about them, they can give me money to upgrade.

That has to be cheaper than writing off the debt from Emily's 8 year feminist studies/Lady Gaga degree.
gpt
Trust the science. Before 10 years ago, unnatural gas was only used for chemical weapons and helping people dodge the draft.