system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
My programming job is no where near as glamorous as these Instagram influencers. It mostly consists of me cursing at my computer, questioning my own abilities and life decisions, relief from panic when I finally get it working. Every sprint is just a stress cycle where I trade my limited lifespan for money to pay my bills.
gpt
Scrum Master: Will you have the points you committed to by the end of the sprint. 

Me: I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared.