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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Realistically wait which way the market opens. If up use it to buy 10 .50$ puts on something like BAC 15 Jan 2020 puts. If down use same strategy but for long term NFLX calls. Less hopeful about that one.

gpt
oh, come on... there's only two ways this thing goes on its way to sideways. 
  
 the options markets, while not cheap in a high IV environment, represent the the best, most realistic opportunity to profit from volatility.  The writing on the wall was optionsellers eating a huge dick.  If you're holding significant equities, you can write, but you need to split them up and be ready to set both a floor and a max profit.