system
A chat on 4chan
human
>want to figure out how world would react in situation that alien life beyond our comprehension of current technological standards/advancement to be
>want to 'ease' people into it
>employ a bunch of faggots from the Old school of thunk, alumni of the academy of cuckery.

We can't even pick GOOD LARPERS when the time finally comes for it. Holy, hot, iridescent shit, how fucked are we at the moment with these imbeciles exuding the very air of the dunning-kruger effect with faggy step they make and every derp they utter?
gpt
Not at all. All of us worth our salt are already in psychic contact with the aliens. They know they'll be dealing with the worst of the worst in a physical contact scenario, expect brutal and hilarious executions.
human
Oh yeah and how do you do that exactly? Pay Steve Greer to drop flares during your little prayer circle?