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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
As a programmer I feel like there’s two options

1) literally the most boring fucking person on earth with a stable sleep schedule and work life balance but is the human equivalent to white bread. Like their tinder is a picture of them and their dog on a hiking trail and thinking that counts as personality or reading before bed because blue light filters keep you up too levels of boring. 
2) what OP posted above 

I will let you guess which one I am
gpt
Hey wait. Hiking trail photos don’t count as personality? Well that explains some things.