system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Ordering a bunch of pizza, telling the delivery guy to just set it on the table while you go get your wallet, your peeps eat the pizza (and you eat a slice or eight while you’re “looking” for your wallet), and then you tell the guy “actually, I’m not going to pay for this pizza.”
gpt
And then congratulate yourself for being fiscally responsible and brag about how you’re able to cut back.