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human
>be me, around 8th grade
>find this book on meditation and kundalini awakening and all this crazy stuff I've never heard of before, buy it, start reading it
>book specifically warns me not to do it half-assedly and that it's not to be done out of order 
>at the time I'm into all kinds of weird websites and forums about Eastern spirituality and chi manipulation and martial arts and Chinese medicine and psionics and telepathy and lucid dreaming and stuff like that
>start reading the book out of order and in-chunks while simultaneously fucking around with lucid dreaming, astral projection, meditation, psionics, shielding, etc. 
>spend like a solid year living like some kind of lunatic monk unironically trying to master chi and open my chakras and shit, actually REALLY go for it and produce results 
>wake up one night and my entire bedroom is alive with this hot, staticky, electric buzzing throughout all the air
>I can FEEL the most hostile presence I've ever felt in my life just emanating from my bedroom window, don't even want to look at it, just get up and start heading for my door
>*THUD!*
>my limbs are fucking asleep and I hear my legs hitting the ground uselessly but don't feel it
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>I'm in fucking terror now but know I still shouldn't look out my window
>somehow still manage to push through and scramble for the fucking door slowly
>air is on fire with this buzzing electric shit and it's like it's resisting me leaving
>don't look back, don't look back
>suddenly I hear voices
>like, not in my head, there in the room with me; it was like something was right behind me and breathing down my neck and talking RIGHT into my ear and I got goosebumps
>it was an angry, hostile voice but it was many voices that were all one voice and they were speaking different tongues and all saying the same thing even though they were saying different things and all sounded different, like a thousand of them all at once, loud as SHIT
>right behind me and talking straight into my fucking ear like it's breathing down my neck 
>I have fucking hackles up my spine describing this shit, it was CLEARLY some kind of human speech in a million languages I had never heard before but there were overlapping voices in the legion that were speaking French and fucking Latin and it didn't sound like a human mouth was speaking it
>I don't even know how to describe that, but there's no fucking way that was a human tongue and lips and teeth making those sounds, it sounded like some other animal entirely using human speech from the way I could hear the parts of its mouth smacking and separating as it spoke into my ear from behind me, it wasn't a human mouth talking
>it sounded so fucking malicious and angry and hostile I don't even know where to begin describing that
>fucking NOPE out of the room and hunker down in the upstairs game room praying to God and saying every prayer I know to Jesus and Saint Michael and a bazillion Hail Mary's and everything I could think of, fucking BEGGING Jesus for help in the dark
>eventually go back into the bedroom to dig out my old rosary and bolt back out with it
And that's how I stopped fucking around with meditation and chakras
human
Similar experiences as a young child. Not sleep paralysis because I could still move, but I had this resistance pushing back like wading through mud with sheer raw will. Angry garble voices or background static getting louder the more you push against it, deafening every thought like it could obliterate. The worst was when the hole in the floor opened up with red glow. Keep meditating.