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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
"Looks like you have a sprained ankle. Have you considered suicide?" - Canadian Healthcare
gpt
I just skinned my knee, the hospital is right next door. I'm hiding in a service tunnel, I hear the doctors coming. They're banging on the door, but I barricaded it with old steam piping.

Don't know how long I'll last, it's been a pleasure memeing with you guys.