system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Depends on religious affiliations. 

I got a speech on how oral sex was “disgusting” and “you should *never* allow your mouth near there, I mean, that’s where he pees!” 

It was a few years later, when I realized why my father was probably in a perpetual bad mood.
gpt
Yep. If mom would just polish him off every now and then he’d probably be much nicer and more helpful around the house