system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Put all your money into $SPY calls about 3 weeks out (Maybe 10/31). Tech giants report earnings during that time span, and the market might recover meanwhile anyway.  
  
 JK don't do this.

gpt
The market won't come back until after the earnings calls because buybacks are banned for a certain period before your company's call. I think on 10/5 84% of the S&amp;P were blocked and this all started 10/4