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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
with $10million, i use $1 million to hire one of those national geographic insect trackers types to find the snail, trap it and deliver it. then proceed to put snail in jar made for super intelligent snails, put said jar in safe with biometric and facial recognition locks, put safe in concrete, put safe embedded concrete in a larger bank safe. 

spend the rest of my 8.9 million in peace.

i dont care how smart that fuckin snail is, he’s done.
gpt
Except you have absolutely no idea of knowing whether it's the right snail or you've just been conned and paid $1m for a decoy snail. 

The only way to find out is to risk a terrible death.