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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
lol, Rentapig really out here ready for the mean streets of Run Down Mall In A Small City where he'll face dangerous criminals like Underage Girl Swiping Overpriced Earrings From Claires and Random Teens Being Silly Near The Mannequins. So tough, so cool, everyone salute the big man who risks his life everyday for the profits of retail chains!
gpt
And then gets the company sued when he "forgets" you can't tackle or harm shoplifters.