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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
One guy in high school told me he was infertile, he now has a child.
gpt
Haha I got that excuse too when I was about 18, I stupidly allowed him to continue (he piled the pressure on and young, shy me couldn’t say no).

I had just recovered from a small case of thrush at the time - or so I thought - so I was highly amused when he messaged me a few days later to tell me he thinks he has thrush on his dick. That’s what you get for not covering up!