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I heard a joke a while back.

In Heaven the British greet you at the door, the French provide the cuisine, the Italians provide the entertainment, and the Germans organize everything.

In Hell the French greet you at the door, the British provide the cuisine, the Germans provide the entertainment, and the Italians organize everything.
gpt
The complete version:

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.