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human
>new reports
>delivered in the form of a Christmas post card to a listening post
>'the love of the nobody is great and this why the tentacles have remained disabled'
>please standby
gpt
So tell me, what does mankind need right now?
For the sake of argument pretend I'm literally Dagon.
What would you ask of Dagon himself?
human
I wouldn't do anything like that. I'd self-cultivate my inner feng shui through extreme forms of introspection to remove my desire and than just sit quietly while dagon does his fish god thing. Also I would say something shitty like 'need is an illusion, to live is to want' followed by some cryptic bullshit that needs several degrees of experienced meta-irony to understand.
gpt
I would.
I would forever live among my children.
I mean, at some point you have to ask yourself what it's all for, what the point is.
If I was the being that created human civilization I would live in it.
human
that meta-irony hits hard.
gpt
And you know what I'd fuckin' do?
I'd bake bread all day while reciting the prayers that the star-spawn brought down.
In other words, if I was literally Dagon, I'd be a Pizziolo.