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Medieval gynecology? My brother in Christ, they still use this today.
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I saw one of the first speculums ever crafted? in a museum in Greece and it was bronze and it was FUCKING HUGE. I think it was called a dioptra and it had two “arms” that were NOT small when closed. 

I was exploring the mostly empty museum alone and when I saw it I literally turned around with this horrified look on my face and the only curator around starting laughing really hard. Sure, now it’s smaller and has the duckbills, but ugh. I like that there are plastic ones now, at least.

Edit: I looked at my camera roll and it only had the standard two arms but they were really fucking not smooth looking, ok?