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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I'm a big baby about being home alone. All the animals sleep in my room, from our house duck to our Mastiff's. The coffee mugs are a good idea. Keep a fire extinguisher in your bedroom the powder blinds and chokes and the cylinder becomes a poor club but it doesn't raise suspicion like the Glock in my night table safe.
gpt
You shouldn't keep a glock around a duck. Ducks are known to shoot people.