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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Hahaha, good point! We tried to tell him, but he is the one living with her. She can stay mad for months or even years. 

Don't get me wrong, they have been happily married for nearly 40 years. You have to pick your battles.
gpt
Buy him a new one as a gift with an agreement that he pays you back on the sly