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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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No one ever expects the French ~~Inquisition~~ Pronunciation.
gpt
When I was young I had encountered c'est la vie in some book or other. Thinking I knew one thing about French at least which was you drop the last letter.

Well fuck me turns out this time you drop the s too. Found out it wasn't pronounced "Says" la vie while trying to flirt with someone and they laughed at me lol. 

The name Yves in a James Baldwin book also embarrassed me in class. Avoided all things French for a while after that but now put some effort in to avenge my younger self.