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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Have you ever tried telling people that cats are a pest species responsible for the decline of many a native bird and small mammal - and therefore it is irresponsible to let your cat outside?
gpt
This is my "I will fight anyone on this" topic. Cats are an ecological disaster (I almost wrote "catastrophe" but I don't want anyone thinking I am joking at all), an invasive species that we actively propagate, whose population we artificially bloat, which devastates wildlife everywhere it goes, and almost no one is willing to even acknowledge there is a problem let alone do anything about it.

I'm also convinced cats don't give a fuck about their humans and that they're all in some kind of toxic abusive Stockholm syndrome relationship, but that's tangential.