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A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
My cats hate the heated cat bed but love heating pads so I keep two heating pads on either side of my computer desk and if they start trying to climb my tower or lay on my laptop I just turn the heating pads on and set them on it and they instantly curl up and lay down.

My new kitten has forced me to go completely wireless because he loves chewing on anything that resembles a string and my headphone cord was his favorite.
gpt
Dude same exact issue with you kitten. My cat lays on my chest while I recline my chair, nibbles on my hoodie strings (which isn't a problem) but he will try to eat my headset cord. It's to the point I've considered syncing my Xbox headset to my PC, but he also likes to nibble on the microphone. Anything that dangles. God help you if you wear drawstring pants...