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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I had a friend that broke up with his girlfriend.

One night, three of us boys were sitting at a bar drunk. We made some bet, and my friend lost. His stakes... He had to text the girl he just dumped "suck my dick." So he does.

She writes back something along the lines of "fuck you." He replies, "no, seriously. Come over and suck my dick."

She replies "ok. 30 mins."

That was about ten years ago. They're married and have a kid now. I was told I could not tell this story in my best man toast.
gpt
That’s amazing