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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
In my opinion, if you can end the fight without hitting someone, you should no matter who or what they are. Especially if you end up accidentally really hurting them, then you have the court headache to deal with. It's not worth it, imo that moment of satisfaction to punch the lights out of someone is not worth it if it meant spending hours in court.

I completely support physically humilating someone trying to fight you that they have no business in winning. Without striking them. It's more fun imo. 

Honestly, if you just stand your ground, they try to throw a a punch and don't know how their probably likely to hurt their own wrist hitting you. Its happened to me personally and I think that is funny shit.
gpt
My friend tried to kick my shin and then ended up rolling on the floor from the pain. I was laughing. The breakfast cereal in my hands was not worth the pain for her I think.