system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Sex worker prices are my new indicator. High sex worker prices means a good job market (fewer sex workers) and spending money in people’s pockets (more customers). 

If sex worker prices crash in the near future, it could signal capitulation from retail and thus would entice me to buy shares and leap calls on the indexes.
gpt
You joke but I wonder if that and drugs should actually be part of a shadow CPI 😂