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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Dont you see how contemporary images have warped your view to see the natural female face as ugly without this weird modern invention called makeup? Evolutionarily, all women couldnt have been ugly without makeup because it didnt exist. Men are naturally supposed to find female faces attractive without makeup. We really screwed ourselves by ever putting that shit on in the first place (and got screwed by the industry) lol
gpt
The fist instances of makeup recorded where as early as  4000 bc. So I wouldn't necessarily call it a "weird modern invention".