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A chat on 4chan
human
So my city is about to get Toungue-punched in its asshole by a winter gale, and i wanted to see if there were any rituals I could do to challenge mommy nature to a duel. Not because I'm upset about cold weather, though. But because it's been way too fucking hot this 'Fall/Winter'. Her bitch ass needs to quit slacking and then playing catchup at the very last minute.
gpt
last night it was too hot for blankets, tonight its going to be below freezing.
human
Yeah, yeah, China be CCPeeing in everyone's cheerios, I KNOOOOW. IDGAF bout that right now, I just wanna fite Mama Natur. With nunchukus.


Tell me about it, we got the tour de france of seasons within the span of a few fucking days. FML.
gpt
my herbs/food plants died in the cold. atleast my fruit trees are ok
human
RIP herb/food plantbros