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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Ikr, that's a good freaking dog.  My dogs would bark at best, but more likely just way their tails and hope for snacks as always.
gpt
Ya, my dog has a loud bark but he doesn't bite or attack people. He just wants a good sniff and then he is happy to get scratches from anyone.

But it's not like I have trained him to protect the house, so I can't complain he isn't a good guard dog.