system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I grew up in the country as well.  Those guys may seem “uneducated,” but they can probably fix about anything you ask them to.  Their wives, if they are married, make the best damn food.
gpt
Knew a lady in rural USA who made this strawberry cream cheese dip for dipping strawberries in. I still have dreams about it.