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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
At first it feels like the most intense menstrual cramps imaginable during contractions. Then when it's time to push you have no control, you just start grunting like a fucking animal and bearing down while your body contracts and starts pushing. Like when you're uncontrollably shitting and your abdominal muscles are tight as they can get while you push out everything. Once you get the baby out you have a moment of relief and get to admire your beautiful child before you have to do it all again and push the fucking placenta out of your already horrendously sore vagina. Then usually you need stitches because you tore when pushing baby out.
gpt
Just as I was feeling a little broody about wanting children of my own, I read something like this. NOPE