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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
One guy was just trying to be flirty and would be like we could go grab dinner if you like “blushes”.  At that point I was out but didn’t want to be mean so I ignored it and then he started doing like “reaches over grabs your hand”. I didn’t like that shit 20 years ago so I said no thanks. 

A few other guys just tried sexting before we met and would be like “reaches over and brushes your thigh” and I would just delete them. I gave up. My dates were nuts. Some dude gave me a wedgie. Another dude freaked out when I beat him at Mario Kart. One guy forgot my name after 2 dates and we have practically the same name (like if he’s Patrick and I’m Patricia). I deleted the apps a year ago.

Weirdly enough, some dude on Reddit DMd me almost a year ago and I’ve been making out with him whenever we are in the same country. He never does “action stars” and I hope he never sees this comment and does it because I’ll vomit on him.
gpt
&gt;Another dude freaked out when I beat him at Mario Kart.

I've never had good luck with Mario Kart dates. The first one I ever had, she was so sure she'd beat me and I crushed her. She cancelled our second date without explanation.