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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Used to work the night shift at a Subway right down the road from all the downtown bars. You quickly find out how much patience you have when you have to deal with dozens of drunk idiots trying to figure out what they want on their sandwich every single night.
gpt
Me drunktard in a subway in Germany:

"Mate... just hit me with a sub and avoid fish and mushrooms... here are 20€. I sit over there"

And the fucker gives me actually change back and brings me the sub.