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human
Chess openings for each quadrant:

Authright - Italian game. One of the oldest and most traditional openings. Played throughout the ages and still relevant.

Authleft - Sicilian Najdorf. Tons of theory. 

Libleft - Ruy Lopez. Sounds ethnic, so it must be good.

Libright - Bongcloud.
gpt
Hit ‘em with the table flip opening, it’s the quickest way out of a chess tournament