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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Nah, lads lie about their height as well. A lot of lasses get surprised by my height when I tell them I'm only 5'9 because apparently every lad they talk to is 5'11 or 6'  and I don't look shorter than usual to them..
gpt
I know exactly how tall I am. It’s very telling when a dude tells a girl he’s 6’2” and He clearly is not. 

Im taller than average. A fun game is telling people I’m 5’11”. Guys get pissed when I insist I’m 5’11” because it means they must be shorter than me, and certainly not 6 or 6’1 like they’ve been telling the girl next to him. 

I wrote 5’11 on my license because the DMV doesn’t care or check. I’ll pull out my ID and say See?!?! **5’11”**