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just had the most /x/ shit that will ever happen to me happen yesterday. long blogpost please bear with me
>20 something, my mom owns 3 apts in this shithole 2-floor apt building (uni town so they're always occupied), i live in one (the nicest) and landlord for her in exchange for the rent 
>fat autismo neighbor moved in a couple years ago, could always tell he was peak incel autismo, have considered asking if he's on 4ch but he always gave me a lowkey serial killer vibe
>always paid for 6 months in advance, in cash, i'd really rather not have him do that but i'm not gonna turn it down either
>it's that time of the year again, but this time he didn't autistically knock on my door exactly when his rent was due down to the minute, i don't really give a shit so i forget about it for a couple weeks
>remember that i need to collect this guy's rent at least for the current month, knock on his door, no response. i think i can hear his AC, but he doesn't hear me or cba answering the door like a normal person
>ask my neighbor, says she hasn't seen him in a while. his car's not there
>send him a message, forget about it for a good while, maybe he's visiting his parents or whatever. it's not a big deal
>it's been a month. i start to get worried because my mom's gonna want to know why she didn't get paid
>i still think i can just barely hear his AC so i squeeze my fingers under the door
>glacial breeze seeping out
>power bill is shared between all tenants and his AC has been on for a fucking month now
>oh fuck
>call my mom, explain the situation, of course she's really pissed and tells me to get the backup key and at least turn the AC off
>the backup key doesn't work, i can't believe this fat faggot
>mom tells me to kick the door open or call the cops
>i give the door a couple shoves but realize im embarrassing myself. call a locksmith instead
>guy unlocks the door, asks if he can stick around because he's curious (i explained everything to him)
>open the door
gpt
>take the drawings
>remember his name
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