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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
You can do anything you want. I'd say your top three options are:

A) Sit through it and stay in good standing with your job;

B) File a complaint with the State Department of Labor;

C) Take your dick out in church.

Pick one.
gpt
If OP goes with option C, they might be mistaken for a church elder.