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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Why so sure it's a kink and not something malicious? I've never heard of the "keeping dried cum tissues" kink

E: okay ya'll can stop trying to convince me this is a thing i'll just take your word for it
gpt
There are kinks related to things so far removed from sex it’s honestly impressive people find a way to get into it. 

The fact that there’s cum involved at all means without a doubt someone has this kink. Just statistically.