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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Lol people will call for abdominal pain that's "100/10!!!!!" even after you specify to them that 10/10 would be the equivalent of you're literally on fire, the worst pain you've ever felt in your life, etc, and they'll be sitting there on their phone texting with a 115/68 BP and 65 hr and demand dilaudid. I swear it's the same people on reddit saying they'd never "call the wee-yoo wagon" and then complaining that we took a whole 5 minutes to get there.
gpt
This. I have to listen to these people. They call for help, and they're screaming, "My kid has a fever of 99! Call the National Guard!!" And then have the other side, where their kiddo has a fever of 106 and they're wondering what they should do, don't mind waiting hours just for someone to tell them what to do.

Americans severely lack common sense medical knowledge of what is and isn't an emergency. You don't need to be educated, just need to know the little things.