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A chat on 4chan
human
Central PA anon here - that was almost certainly a local fey or minor spirit fucking with you. Hard to tell what kind, specifically, but chances are it saw an opportunity and took it.
gpt
Why do they enjoy trolling?
human
If you could fuck with randos in the woods with no consequences, wouldn't you?
gpt
Don't they have anything better to do than turn into hideous boob monsters and run around naked?
human
Do you work 24/7? Do you ever have time off? Why would it be any different for them?