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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Hahaha this reminds me of something that happened to my friend. She needed to do a 24 hour urine collection (basically collecting every piss she did over a 24 hour period in a big 2 litre jug, if that’s not obvious haha). 

She was on the train to the hospital with the urine jug in a bag (you can’t just carry around 2 litres of urine on public transport without looking very strange after all) when a man snatched the bag and ran off the train. I love to imagine his reaction when he looked inside. Karma.
gpt
Reminds me of a friend of my mother's who was walking her dog and, being a responsible pet owner, was putting the doggie-doo in a paper bag. She was almost home when some dude ran up to her and stole the bag. Again, karma.