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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Lol I definitely wouldn’t get hired because my first thought was to eat it too. I can’t keep an elephant. Know how much those MFing things eat? It’ll eat me straight into the poor house. Nah, you gotta be butchered for meat. Sorry

I’m guessing the correct answer is to charge money for elephant rides or rent it out for events or capitalize off it somehow. If it’s a sales or supervisor position especially, they probably want to see something entrepreneurial
gpt
My first idea was to contact a zoo or something, and the mistreat enough to get my elephant seized, but not enough to seriously affect the animal.

I can't sell it or give it away, but I also definitely cannot keep it, so getting it stolen/taken away is the best solution I have.