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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
In high school I had a girl write, "I want you in my pants" in my year book and thought "What a weird thing for a friend to write." 

I still say, "You idiot!" at the memory 20 years later.
gpt
My wife makes fun of me because she says she was enthusiastically flirting with me when we first met and I never seemed to get the hint. We both worked at a hospital and they often floated me to the small pediatric ER they had. It was basically me (a paramedic) and a nurse taking care of patients along with a doctor. My wife would talk to the nurses when the ER was empty and I would be sitting right next to the nurse. Apparently she thought I was attractive and the nurse would say things like “hey so what’s your type” and she’d go on to loudly describe me. Apparently I was like “huh, well I’m sure you’ll find someone like that”.