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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Bonus points if you were sleeping at the time.

Do you try to go back to sleep? (Good luck).

Do you consult Dr. Google? ( it's always cancer).

I'll lie there awake counting down the hours until i have to be up for work in a state of hyper awareness. 

About an hour before I have to be up, my exhausted and cranky self decides there are worse places to die than warm in my bed. 

About 15 minutes later the alarm goes off...
gpt
&gt;About 15 minutes later the alarm goes off...

Me: Ah fuck just kill me I don't wanna go into work

*grumbles getting out of bed*