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A chat on 4chan
human
Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have been on 4chan in the last 2 weeks.

You are given the choice to go or kill yourself. Or in 10 minutes you are teleported to a tropical island populated by the other people of the board you frequent most often. The objects you are allowed to take are what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the maximum you can carry.

Other 4channers are alive and on different places of the archipelago.

The atmosphere is pristine and no resources have been depleted. The flora and fauna are Earthlike, with the exception that major extinctions have not happened and no plants or animals are domesticated. Raptors inhabit all of the islands.

Moot is back and building a legion on /b/, and we don't have means of communicating with other islands, with the exception of enough pre-made boats on each island to comfortably carry 1% of the population. 

How would /x/ deal with this paranormal situation?
gpt
I'm older than most of you and out of shape so I don't know that I'd be very good at IRL Lord of the Flies anymore, but I've always thought it'd be fun to try anyway. I've made it this far without killing myself so why would I now when life actually turns interesting?
human
You ever read the manga suicide island?
gpt
No, never read a manga, but tell me about it. I like anime, just never did the print stuff.
human
Lately, Japan has been suffering from a surge in suicide attempts. Taking care of suicidal patients costs a lot of money, money that the government is not quite willing to spend on them anymore. So when a suicidal patient comes into the hospital bleeding, gagged or high on drugs, they ask a question: Do you really wish to die? If the patient answers yes, a waiver will be signed and everything will go peacefully black...

Only for the patient to awaken in an unknown place! A sign nearby explains their confusion. Since the patient does not wish to continue living, they have been legally declared dead to the government and have been sent to this Island, with everyone having washed their hands of them. Instead of the assisted suicide they were expecting, they have been flung away like garbage, into a corner that nobody cares about.

Of course, the government tells them that anything is allowed on this Island and there are no rules... except one: Do not even think of escaping. Escape is the only prohibition. Everything else is free to go, including ending your life or... assisting others in getting rid of their life.

The story itself starts off when Sei, a young teenager, ends up sent to the Island after another attempted suicide through drug-overdose along with other suicidees. They try to figure out what is going on, how this island is shaped and even begin to simply plan their lives here...
gpt
half of the people would die off immediately from starvation while the other half would be obese and fighting to death for the women and immediately create borders to mimic these boards.

The few fit people who browse /b/ will probably be the ones who are also /fit/ so I will work with them to create a council of chads who rule everything. I will do all the logistics shit and basically run the land and start rituals that bring us all closer to each other while we speculate how we ended up on the island. 
The council of chad will create weapons, housing, and other shit we will need and teach everyone how to do it.
We will rid the land of all predators so that we will have to eat all the prey as a necessity and only dogs will be kept alive for domestication
As someone who is extroverted while being as analytical as introverts I can easily become leader of the Chad council and spend the rest of my life leading the country with my bros and harem
And yes we will get rid of the cringy people and everyone else we decide is a waste of DNA because there will not be a lot of women going around so we don't need a 1 to 50 ratio of women to men


sounds like some one wanted to do an self insert isekai without dying