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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Very true. I had an ex tell my best buds from college that I have a 9 incher like 10 years ago and I’ve been getting respect and people defending my dick’s honour ever since. If anybody tries to even joke that I’ve got a small dick, they sally in to set people straight.

Thankfully I’m actually a decent 6 inches with enough girth and curve to satisfy the ladies and gents who’ve been getting falsely advertised to, so I let them believe, because at this point it’s funnier to me if they don’t find out until either theirs or my deathbed.
gpt
so you're gonna invite all your friends to your deathbed and show them your wang? Neat! That's my plan too