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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
It’s not actually, but they are wrong. It’s the grain, not the shape, but ferrets indeed can’t eat noodles/spaghetti.

‘Noodles, just like pasta, aren't good for ferrets. Ferrets can't eat grain, just like fruit and vegetables’
gpt
Ferrets intestines aren't great, they get blocked up by pretty much anything that isn't their food. 

Its especially great when my one ferret insists on trying to eat everything but his food.