system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Gross and unnecessary. I have a bidet, and I go through half a roll of TP a month. When used properly it reduces consumption by so much going the extra step of washing booty rags is just masturbatory.
gpt
So how exactly do you dry your ass? Shake like a dog? Stand there and drop dry? Just pull your pants up with a wet ass like an absolute psychopath?