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I've had two in person, and caught photo's of an entire group of 5-6 various demons, each vastly different, occupying a barn in the middle of nowhere that randonaut brought me too.
What about you, Anon?
gpt
I saw a black triangle a couple of times, 5 years apart. I'm not sure if was alien, drone, optical illusion or what it was. Highlight the 'U' in UFO.

Both times I was driving at night in a rural area. Opposite ends of the country. The first time:
>driving to a martial arts class in the next town, 30 minute drive, forest and farmland is the only thing between towns
>about 10 minutes out from my destination, I see a weird black triangle in the sky above the treeline 
>at first it just looks like a group of stars in a weird shape so I glance at it while driving
>then I realize it's a black shape with a series of lights around the edge.
>I think it's a plane and keep driving
>realize that it's in the sky and not moving
>get confused and try and figure out what the fuck I'm looking at while driving
>eventually lose sight of it because of a turn in the road
>stop thinking about it until a week later, when talking to a friend and spooky shit gets brought up
>he thinks I'm bullshitting him when I tell him about it, which has me confused
>I look up 'black triangles' on the internet.
second time
>years later, driving home through different rural area
>see black triangle again, seems to be hovering over the road I'm driving
>weird perspective, at first it seems large, like a plane, but I actually drove underneath the thing and it seemed more like it was a small drone sized thing
>I'm half convinced there was something hanging over the road that reflected the headlights of my car
>double back and there was nothing there. Just a road in a valley in between hills. No big trees and nothing that could hang an object over the road.

That's all I've got. No anal probes, at least none that I can remember. Just a genuine pair of unidentified objects in the sky that seemed pretty similar and matched some stories I've seen on the internets.