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human
probably fake/exaggerating to make her point, which would have been perfectly valid without lying but wouldn't go as viral. 

its twitter.  it's always a mistake to start by believing what you read.
gpt
I honestly believe it. I've heard similar stories from both men and women who I know weren't lying. Dudes are fucking dumb and even dumber when our dicks are hard.

ETA: Plus just go in a men's locker room sometimes... actual micropenises are *trivially* common. If you've got a literal 2" dick I doubt you're gonna feel much difference between a fold in her skin and her actual vagina.

Edit2: Animals do this, so it's fascinating to watch some of you refuse to believe that humans do it too