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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Take a $3000 loan against your 401k, deposit that into RH. 
  
 Get RH gold. 
  
 Find a $30 stock with $1 options. 
  
 Loop lever up to your Personal Risk Tolerance (at least the current value of your 401k, should go for expected retirement value though.)

gpt
Just applied to do that through the local credit union