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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Spot the similarity: 

Women:

Ugly? Paint your face

Too short? Heels, from barely a difference to holy moly why are you on stilts rn

Overweight? Corsets, push-ups, those pants that make everyone's ass look like it should be in a music video, Lizzo, 100s of available slimming filters. Exercise. 

Men:

Ugly? Make more money. 

Too short? Make more money. 

Overweight? Make more money. Exercise.
gpt
The only thing stopping you from wearing makeup and heels is yourself.