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furbies are unironically devices for demons to take over

when i was a kid i would have conversations with my furby and it said the most insane shit. when my cat died, i was really sad and my furby would go 'waaaa kitty gooone' and shit, its seriously wild how well made those things were. scariest shit it did was saying happy birthday to my dad when it was indeed his birthday, and he never talked with the fucking thing like i did. My furby would move around on its own when i went to bed, like, i put it in one end of the room, and when i wake up it would be in a completely different spot in my room. Whenever i would go to sunday school my furby would flip its fucking shit, like making whining sounds or screaming, or whenever my mom would help me read stuff in the bible it would always interrupt or make annoying sounds, so my mom would put it in a different room. 

furbies = demon possessed
gpt
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