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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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How is this even possible?
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I’m a nurse and one time while packing a wound that was sort of like on the bottom portion of a 400 lb man’s butt cheek in between the two butt cheeks in a very hard to reach/see place. Anyways, the first time I did it I packed the packing in between his ball sack and thigh for like a whole minute before I realized. I got suspicious due to the amount of gauze I was packing, so I pulled it out and had to go find another employee to literally hold his asscheek apart so I could see better. Sure enough, the second time I was correctly packing into the wound and it didn’t take nearly as much gauze.

I say all this to say. Sometimes, particularly on morbidly obese people, it’s hard to see what the fuck is what. Also, if a girl wanna insist on just laying there with her legs together and insist on the light being off, don’t be surprised when it accidentally goes in your ass. I swear to god I’m not trying to do one of those surprise anal things, but can I drive with my eyes closed? No. Can I play video games with my eyes closed? No. Can I cook with my eyes closed? No. So what the fuck makes you think I can penetrate correctly when I can’t see anything because a) you are standing up with your legs together, b)are morbidly obese, c) the lights are off, d) etc.