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A chat on 4chan
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>going on le epic japan trip
>arrive at the airport, see vague deviantartesque references everywhere
>'wait... Kappa Mikey is REAL?!'
>based levels... rising...
>get bagged overhead by cia agent, sting operation
>'another tourist saw The Real Truth. We'll have to put him in the Gay Room until he returns to normal'
>get blasted with gay rays until basedom recedes to normal levels
>go home
>'what a great trip. i'm glad that 'japanese people' were real after all and not a media diversion to stop people from resorting to epic gamerism.'
gpt
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