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>buddy, brother and i go drop crayfish trap at about 130 am
>why so late? CUZ WE GOT JOBS BITCH
>.5 mile through tall grass to the river, another .6 mile through woods to our spot
>flashlights on, cigs burning, talkin spooky stories
>make it to our spot unmolested
>it was about 100 feet of river rock before you reach actual water - with shrubs interspersed on it, thickens as you approach treeline
>i see movement in the shrubs, tell my friends and we stop
>heavy steps moving the rocks
>they hear it too
>no eyes reflecting so w/e lol
>walk up the shore, sounds like rocks plunking in the river but my friend says its just the fish jumping
>my brother drops the trap by a log and instantly a rock lands in the water a foot from him
>he fuckin jumps out of the water
>we start shouting, footsteps again in the shrubs, a few more rocks landing in the river 
>suddenly sounds like something big runs through snapping branches on the other side of the river
>Heads up to the fork where theres this farm, some dudes had a bonfire going
>massive splashing sound, we sprint trying to see what it was but we are too slow
>the rednecks run up on the bank and see us looking for this thing too, no luck
>bro is rattled, friend insists it was a bear (that threw rocks apparently)
>on the way back we get lost and find a homeless campsite with a tent up
>may or may not be a dead body
>creep away metal gear style, not our problem
>find trail finally
>walking fast, 230 am now
>starts to rain, owl hoots (bad omen)
>stop at the edge of woods, friend is like wtf
>movement ahead
>a fucking emo twink walks out of the tall grass and blackberry bushes into our lights, fuckin rifle case and dead eyes
>we dont stop, i say to him 'thought you were a bigfoot bud had me scared'
>he goes 'im a lot worse than a bigfoot' totally deadpan
>stares at us as we leave, tails us at a distance till we are out in the field
>dont get shot
>come back in the morn
>our trap got stolen
fuck going outside at night
gpt
Holy fuck