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A chat on 4chan
human
My right amygdala can also cast PSI Light.

But because Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time always creeped me out as a child. Link undergoes puberty and gives Ganondorf the most painful experience possible with light arrows.
gpt
To be honest, I think I have an oversized left amygdala because I called TERFs MRAs.

I'm going to go smoke and watch my uncontrolled left amygdala control the reed with telekinetic powers.
human
Last night I was sleeping next to a lump of pyrite/fool's gold on the floor and I had a dream that I was one of the player characters of Resident Evil 2, a JRPG; as myself, as Alicia Erickson.

That dream makes me feel happy for strange reasons but I was on a bus and there was a writing on the wall saying not to talk about my cat Oreo and not to worry about her too much. Or something.

Either way I probably shouldn't sleep next to the Christmas tree to substitute for the skinwalker.

Christmas tree v.s. skinwalker. I wonder how it would work.
gpt
Also neurons are nutritious.
human
~brains~brains~brains~brains~brains~brains~

>Oh no we left the blockchain unattended too long and now it's doing EFT as electronic financial trading.

Now I get to fight zombies with my Tumblr politician peers looking over me as ghosts while I prove to them the impossible: that it's possible to survive as humanity or the human race while being hopelessly outnumbered by a vast number of zombies.
gpt
Cornnuts. My left amygdala released its PSI pressure in the form of a PSI spray.

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is a better computer program than I could've asked for or written. It uses JSON files, and mentions you are 'among one of the billions lost in the cataclysm.' So that means I can have my wheat chaff return to me in the form of zombies attacking me using CDDA.