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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I’ve always wondered what it be like to have a dick for a day or two. I have a feeling I would pee on random shit from a distance and stick it in literally everything I could think of. Like sure, I’d probably try and have sex, but I just want to know all of the capabilities and abilities that my temporary soldier has.

Edit to add: I’m dying 😂 this is hilarious. I guess since I’ll never have a dick, I’ll just have to live vicariously through you guys.
gpt
Welcome to the mind of adolescence boys.