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A chat on 4chan
human
If I farted(not sharted) in a blender that has chocolate ice cream and milk and blend it all together, would you eat my fart infused chocolate milkshake?
gpt
You have to put a straw up your bumhole & dip the other end in the milkshake while you're farting to make a proper fart infused milkshake.
Kids these days don't know anything...
human
Interesting. That makes sense. Compared to your method, my fart infused milkshakes are Bud Light and yours should be like a fine wine.
gpt
The digits don't lie. The straw method also works for chili & soup, but requires careful testicle management to prevent an unpleasant singe occurring.
human
I think I'll tap dat in real life instead of through AI, much more fun