system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Or outright banning shorts like China does. Lol.     
       
 Still, I like to imagine the US population flooding the everloving shit out of UKs medical system. I'd be all in calls for every transcontinental airline.

gpt
Why not head up north, get doctored up, check out a waterfall and stock up on syrup?