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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
They don't actually think their sex life would impress a porn star, dude. It's was a joking turn of phrase to imply that they have wildly kinky sex as a married couple. It wasn't meant literally.
gpt
I honestly didn't think anyone would believe I was trying to impress someone lol, I kept it deliberately vague to prevent it.

Ah well, you can't win them all