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Dear Retard;
You can not effectively kill yourself with a slip knot. Slip knots are for crochet, not suicide.
A noose is a very easy knot to make, any retard could do it. Here's some simple instructions how.

Notes:
- Make sure to tie at least 13 loops or it may break from the shock.
-Drop yourself in a TIGHTLY SECURED noose from a height of at least four feet, but preferably 8. This will ensure you die instantly, instead of choking to death like a faggot.
gpt
>hangs self
>makes monkey paw
damnit
>tries again
>makes turk's head
shit
>tries again
>makes friendship knot
hmm
>Fireman's harness
>Tautline hitch
>wagoner's hitch
>figure 8
>honda loop
yeehaw!
>forgets to kill self trying to throw honda lasso
Like clockwork.