system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
On top of that, even if you are 100% reliable hitting the center of the bowl with your stream (or the side of the bowl, or the edge of the water, or whatever theory you have about which location minimizes splash) you're still gonna get droplets that don't make it into the bowl because the urethra does not produce a perfect laminar flow, and then more droplets that leave the bowl after the stream impacts the water. Nobody is immune.
gpt
Note to self, when making a synthetic replacement body, ensure to include a laminar flow liquid waste removal apparatus.