system
A chat on 4chan
human
It feels like you're alone all the time. When I'm with friends I can tell they're not in the present moment because they're not actually paying attention to what's going on around them
gpt
I hated that people saw me as good for nothing but sex! I wanted other scenes! Deeper conversations! But I got taboo'd hard from politics (my childhood obsession) by peoples' hatreds, and when I found people who could talk philosophy they all seemed to want (cyber)sex more. I wanted a sex scene random generator to produce rapid sex scenes so I wouldn't be possuming out hard trying to serve sex to philosophers. Then we could have real conversations after, I imagined.

It never worked. AI Dungeon can do it now, but it was released years too late for my childhood and young adulthood self to use in that way. Now I'm not willing! God, I had enough of being a whore.

Hail Eris! May our efforts to end the war amuse the goddess!

P.S. I consider Discordianism inoffensive to my various other occult claims, such as Luciferianism, atheism, agnosticism, and otherkinism. They're all true!