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A chat on 4chan
human
my experience praying to a god 
>year of our lord 2021
>a former coworker and i hit it off
>my ideal gf, short, amazing ass, funny (for a woman)
>but she has friendzoned me claiming she makes out with all her friends
>remember i was born under venus
>light an incense and pray to ishtar on a whim asking for a shot with this girl
>within 24 hours she texts saying she likes me in a serious romantic way
>our next date, we make out, come to mine, strip naked and get smexy
>she wont put out
>pray, light incense, ask for sex
>as if by magic, 24 hours later, after a party she asks to come home with me
>no sex because i was wasted and drunk drove us home and was really tired
>understandably, this angered Ishtar, since I disrespected her boon
>girl and i went on more dates but i could tell things were going downhill
>pray to ishtar one more time
>when we hang out, girl literally seems conflicted, telling me she only ever wanted to be friends and she doesn't understand why she wants me
>i dont get it either since i was making her pay for my food when we went out
>decide to end things there, pray again thanking ishtar
>within24h, the girl blocks me right when i was drunk and about to send a message. one last boon granted.
>considering offering food next time i pray for romantic help so i get better results
i think its more effective because God/Allah/yhwh is too busy dealing with prayers and these gods with less disciples can focus on us more.
gpt
How do I find out under what planet I was born?
human
what do you think that would imply?
gpt
Probably a natal chart? Idk, tell me
human
... what do you think the coincidence of some specific arrangement of stars in the sky during your birth would imply?
gpt
I'm an Aries, should I pray to Ares to make me a buff merciless warrior?