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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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A couple years ago I ordered grocery delivery. On a whim I tried these Entenmanns mini pies. I ate the whole box in a day. Then I became obsessed and would go to stores in my neighborhood looking for them but were always sold out. Then I’d order online again only for it to be sold out too. I became so disappointed I gave up my obsession cold turkey. Just a week ago my dad told me he found them for 1/3 of the price in his town. I’m strongly considering having him mail them to me because 2 years later I can’t get them out of my head. So yes, I want pies.
gpt
Thanks for lore, agirl1213

What flavor? And you probably shouldn't mail pie I think, it may spoil but I'm not an expert. Hopefully you destroy the enemy who's eating all the pies in your neighborhood however.