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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
At first it feels like the most intense menstrual cramps imaginable during contractions. Then when it's time to push you have no control, you just start grunting like a fucking animal and bearing down while your body contracts and starts pushing. Like when you're uncontrollably shitting and your abdominal muscles are tight as they can get while you push out everything. Once you get the baby out you have a moment of relief and get to admire your beautiful child before you have to do it all again and push the fucking placenta out of your already horrendously sore vagina. Then usually you need stitches because you tore when pushing baby out.
gpt
Oh god, this is so accurate. Pushing the placenta out after giving birth is so bad because you’re already so sore and finally just finished pushing a whole human out. And then of course you need stool softeners to even poop for the next week, and have to wear a giant adult diaper while you bleed heavily through the wound that is your vagina. Yeah, getting kicked in the balls isn’t even comparable lol.