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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
They're not. And if they are, they're not telling me, which I find to be incredibly rude. Don't they know I'm far too dense to pick up on these 'vibes' or 'hints' they keep talking about? Smack me in the face, twice on the ass, and then give me a kiss and I MIGHT think something's up.
gpt
In my early 20’s at a bar with a group of friends which included some girls I knew but were more acquaintances; mid convo I had one of the girls turn to her girlfriend smile and say I like him, she smiled back and nodded in approval. She turned back to me and said “you’re my new boyfriend!” 
I wasn’t sure if I should make a move.. or maybe ask for her number? Nah… I’m not getting a clear signal. Oh well better luck next time. 🤦‍♂️