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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
1. I’d name him Humphrey. 
2. I’d invest in training him to be social (capital). 
3. I’d then take people for rides on Humphrey and make some money. (Making some dough)
4. Through word of mouth (free advertisement), Humphrey would be famous. 
5. I’ll publish a book on Humphrey. (Make some more dough). 
6. I’ll sell the rights of my books to a film company. (More dough). 
7. I’ll make Humphrey act in his on biopic. (Ultimate dough).
gpt
While everyone else is complaining, those of us who would love to see this question on an application are out here brushing off our creative writing and getting the job! 
 
Seriously though, this would give me the opportunity to shine more than some rote impersonal question that’s a snooze.