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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
“Hey honey the amoretto smells like rancid tea, the kid must think we’re idiots”
gpt
I had heard so many stories of kids getting caught replacing the booze with something else that I knew better when it was my turn. Skipped right past the open, frequently accessed bottles in the front of the cabinet and swiped a whole bottle of Jameson from the back. I figured they'd notice a change in the bottle they usually reach for, but probably wouldn't notice the outright absence of an old gift bottle or something they just kept handy for guests. 

Got away clean lol.