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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
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Not to mention wild animals tend to avoid humans unless we are threatening their youngnornin their territory because humans are fucking weird to them. We walk upright, smell strange, and have forward facing eyes which means we are predators. If you have a whole mall with just you and the gorilla chances are it'll stay the fuck away from you and just go chill in a food store so I pick the gorilla every time
gpt
Gorillas are unpredictable and there’s no way to fight or hide from them, they can probably rip off any door to any bathroom you try to hide in. Snakes wouldn’t. I’d just lock myself in a bathroom and they’re so dumb they’d probably forget I was in there within seconds and then go try to eat some of the fake plants or something