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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Once I was over at a friends house and told him I was hungry so we went into his kitchen and he pulled out a frozen pizza, shoved it into a microwave and set it for 5 minutes. I asked him if he was joking and he was confused if he did something wrong since he always made frozen pizza like this. Yeah soo.... Surprised he hasn't gotten food poisoning or whatever.
gpt
Trying to decide if that’s better or worse than cooking it in the oven on the cardboard. One has a higher likelihood of food poisoning while the other has a higher chance of burning the house down.