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A chat on 4chan
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I once sniffed out a slot machine that would be winning soon and hit a big jackpot. Except that I don't actually like gambling so I was betting pennies so they payout was still practically nothing. I kept trying to find more that would be winning soon but I was too eager and it fucked my senses and I couldn't find another one.
gpt
I did the same thing with a roulette table, went to take a dump and I just saw the table and the winning number clear as day. Me and a friend were betting together so he stopped me from betting all 200 we said we were willing to lose. 
But I insisted on betting 40, walked out with over 700 bucks after losing 20 in the next hand. Figured we couldn't get close to winning that well again without a divine gift like that vision.