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human
Obviously, I have no proof that I am not lying and I also have no history of mental illness. Of course, I guess this could be the first instance of it. But, I highly doubt that given I am in my late 20s and have never experienced anything like this.
gpt
OK, for this one post I'll stop joking and ask a serious question...

Is there any possibility that it was a dream? Very very common in dreams for a mundane daily task to go batshit crazy, dreams can seem totally real, and it's also common to scratch yourself while dreaming.

Think hard before you answer, anon... COULD it have been a dream or are you 110% it happened irl?
human
I mean the events coincided perfectly with my day. Unless I had dreamed my entire day, it would be hard to believe that was the case. I was awake before hand and awake after, that is for sure. 
Maybe, the vampire was able to put me in a dreamlike state to inject this experience into my mind. I don't know if that is possible. Either way it felt completely real and like I was fully awake and aware.
gpt
A scenario for you to think on;
>be you
>innahouse
>doing no-brain mundane chores
>zombietrance repetition style
>bit tired
>have a wee sit down
>nod off without realizing 
>batshit vampire rape dream
>wake up already standing up, panicked
>stumble about still mostly asleep trying to figure out wtf happened 
>nowhere near a sleeping place by the time mind clears
>brain thinks it happened irl

Have a good hard think anon, is it possible something like that happened? Trying to help here.
human
I guess this could be a possibility, but I also don't have a history of sleep walking and rarely even dream. This all did occur outdoors and I have memories of running back inside after the event when I was able to move once again. I just can't understand the possibilities of all of this occurring while standing outdoors in the cold winter.
gpt
The reason I asked is because I've had situations where I've been more tired than I thought, doing mundane household chores, and woken from sleep while standing up without realizing I'd been asleep until after. Once, I was tidying the house after work co'z the GF was coming over, filled the sink with hot water to do the dishes, went to the living room to gather coffee cups and woke up in the bedroom standing there holding the cups. The water in the sink had gone cold... It had been a long day.
I don't sleepwalk, don't dream often but I have had super realistic dreams I would swear happened IRL if I hadn't woken up in bed after them. So, couple a super real dream to a sleeping while standing episode, and bingo. Just trying to give you a rational, you're-not-actually-insane option to ponder.