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human
>Eats humans
>Multiple humans fucked them anyways

I don't know if I should be proud or facepalmed
gpt
I don't think you understand, this mystery hominid subspecies wouldn't randomly decide to date you, it would rape you in the woods. 

Fun fact: This is likely how sociopathy and schizophrenia manifest in modern day humans, as relict genes from your ancestors who were lucky enough to not be eaten merely being raped. Sociopathy and especially schizophrenia have no true purpose considering how human evolution has geared us to function, it's more likely that they are externals from another hominid subspecies.
human
That explains satyrs.