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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Healthy human running speed is 13km/h. A brown bear's running speed is 56km/h. 

Not even the fastest humans in the world can outrun a bear. Would your friend listen to this?
gpt
Just watch the scene from the Revenant…. Bear might be CGI but the speed at which it moves is accurate. Tell the GF to stay out of the forest.