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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Next you are going to try to convince me that all of those stories comedians tell didn't really happen either.
gpt
This one time I was flying to Miami and the pilot gives that intro speech over the intercom. “This is flight whatever to Omaha, Nebraska. Local weather is cold as daddy Buffet’s tits.” The. There’s a little silence and you can hear him talking to the co-pilot. “Dam I lost all my money on FDs last week. Really could use a pick me up of some coffee and a blowjob.”  The stewardess at this point starts sprinting down the aisle and a passenger yells “hey toots, don’t forget the coffee.”