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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I work with a marine veteran who said he doesn't patronize Starbucks because they don't support the military.

My response was, "they don't pay their taxes?"

"No, they don't give military discounts."
gpt
My brother was a Marine. Never saw combat. He would be in civvies hanging out at home with us and we would decide to go to Chili's or something and he would get dressed in his dress uniform SOLELY to go to some podunk burger joint. Because he knew some fat slob would inevitably come up to him and stroke him off for being a hero.

Like, dude, my brother hasn't been outside North Carolina. He ain't done nothing heroic.