system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Keep that punch bowl. I dragged mine through 6 moves over the course of 35 years then finally got rid of it.  The next year I wanted to make punch and had no punch bowl.  That’s the way it always is.
gpt
I still appreciate the commitment/stubbornness
To carry it through 6 moves. This one is only on 3 moves so it’s still got some life left in it.