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A chat on 4chan
human
I have an indeterminable amount of people spiritually bullying me. How can I get these meanie doodoo-heads to stop bullying little, ol' me? :(
gpt
Have you considered contacting the Spirit Police?
human
I have, but they keep redirecting me to the sheriff's office and I have no idea why.
gpt
They're probably trying to redirect you to the nearest therapist.
human
Huh, is that so? Never knew da sheriff was also a practiced doctorman.

Trans-what? Transcendental? Psh, get real bro, you know how many mobs I had to grind in order to reach the trans tier of classes? Too freaking many.