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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
My dad's old job had a multiple stalls bathroom with onw stapl having a broken lock. Normally he knocks but the light was off inside. He goes over to the stall, of course the one with the broken lock, places his hand and begins to open.  Until he hears in the most deep, country southern voice ever

"Well come on in big boy"
gpt
Must have been the CEO with a power move like that.