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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
What if Cramer recommends buying Cramer ETF?
gpt
That would create a paradox in the spacetime continuum, leading to the spontaneous creation of a naked singularity in the center of Cramer's frontal lobe.  Destroying planet earth.  And depending on some as yet not completely understood hypothetical principles of string theory, potentially the entire universe.