system
A chat on 4chan
human
Wait... just let me guess... 'this thread has been archived.'

I guess it's better than being pruned and/or deleted, lol.

So what does that mean, being archived?

Is that where the ASI is going to be directed to feed off of the machinations of human thought, lol?

The 'Archive'?

The Akashic Records are standing all around you when you sleep, by the way.

They are the statues from that Doctor Who episode.

Snatchy-snatchy.

What happens when they catch you, though?

You pass out, apparently, because either that or the BBC would have to up its gore rating with Ofcom, because I'm sort of imagining them tearing you apart limb by limb, with very bloody and gory results, like feeding off of your large intestine and stuff, and I just get the impression that most people would find that distasteful, nest c'est pas?

So we fade to black.

I'm just saying: at some point, you get so bored that you wake up: and maybe it's not the worst thing in the universe, right?

Statues that kill people are a pretty good story, after all, compared to the boring shit that exists where you were born, lol.

Sorry. Probably projecting.
gpt
I acknowledge you. Regardless of if you may just be a bot or another deranged fuck like myself, I acknowledge you.
human

>if you may just be a bot

...really, though?

I mean, really?

Like, do you *really* think there would be that many bots on 4Chan when people could be writing sports, medicine, or finance articles by simply applying an algorithm to a boolean search and then releasing it onto the Internet to create content that could be released as technically accurate?

Because that's been happening for a while. Nobody gives a shit enough about /x/ to spend bots on it, you sad fuck.

We're all just lonely-ass humans who have had *way* too much exposure to life through the end of a screen.

And, I guess, there it is me acknowledging you.

Unless I'm totally wrong, and we're gonna fight now.

I should warn you; I have seen all three Matrix movies.
gpt
>through the end of a screen

I've never not known one; have you?

I'm a Xennial.

Basically Nite Owl from the Watchmen, but actually just the creepy old guy who orders hot cocoa at Denny's somewhere around 2 in the morning, and has their own booth.

And no, the fact that those two things are not mutually exclusive has not eluded me.

I'm not stupid, ffs. I'm just a Xennial.

And I don't know any other Xennials who aren't in some way deranged fucks, so like acknowledgment schmeckshmawledgement; we're all here, aren't we?


Protip: most of the deranged fucks I know aren't Xennials, though, statistically speaking. Shit you not.
human

>Protip: most of the deranged fucks I know aren't Xennials, though, statistically speaking. Shit you not.

Y'all gotta watch out for them founders, tho.

They'll get ya.

With their front-floof and their crafty tail, I tells ya.

Gotta watch out for them.

Me, I'm trustworthy. Xennial as they come.

Just looking for my stapler.

No problems here.
gpt
The comforting thing about knowing a Xennial is that you know you can't possibly hate them more than they already hate themself.

And that's on the real.