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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
People with IBS are trying to make sure you don’t sit next to them and the people with ADHD are telling you they’re annoying so you also don’t sit next to them.

Those individuals with both are guaranteed to get free spaces next to them, unless the person sitting next to them has autism.

Disclaimer: this is a lighthearted joke.
gpt
I have both Hello o/ XD