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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I get the intention is good, but this is how every single interaction goes with the offshore IT folks:

**Them: "Hi"**

Me: "Good morning, what can I help with?"

**Them: "Good morning"**

**Them:  "How are you today?"**

Me:  "fine, and you?"

**Them: "Very good"**

**Them:  "I would like to inquire about (ticket number)**

I desperately want you to know this: just ask me the goddamn question on the 1st or second message and I will love you forever
gpt
Last semester there was a guy in my group for a class that did this and it was so infuriating

Him: Hey

Me: Hey what's up

Him: I have a question

Me: Sure, what is it?

H: It's about the report

The worst part is he took like an hour between messages, and he wouldn't continue unless I replied. I'm all for helping teammates but it was infuriating. And for some reason he didn't message our group chat, he messaged me directly