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human
Idk what any of this means or how to read it kinda new here
gpt
>Mars and Venus in Sag in the first, bonified by Jupiter
>ruler of the ascendant is Jupiter in Leo in the ninth
>Sun in the third in detriment in Aquarius
>Moon in Libra in the eleventh, bonified by Jupiter
>Saturn retrograde in Gemini in the seventh
>Loose Mars-Saturn opposition between the first and seventh

Very positive and strong on the whole, though with some dear misfortunes indicated by the placement of Saturn.

General impression is of one with a superior character. Quick-witted, moral, handsome, strong, quizzical and curious, eager for expertise in all things, seeking knowledge first for its own sake, and second for the glory it may bring him.

He will have had a positive relationship with his mother and father, although despite this he will feel some distance from them growing up and carrying into adulthood. He will have a great respect for his father, though he will feel closer to his mother, and his parents will have been relatively well off.

He will not have had a pleasant experience in the education system, for he will have easily outgrown it and found it to be crushing his very soul. As an adult, he may seek higher education, but in all matters he will learn the best and the fastest when he is free to pursue it of his own volition or when he is taught personally by an instructor. He will have great luck in being self-taught.

He will have modest success in moneymaking, and will become a prominent and well-established man in his prime. Well-regarded by women, and generally held in high esteem. Though he will not attain the highest heights in these matters.

Curiously, though he will succeed in most every venture he tries, he will have great misfortunes with women throughout his life. Some indication points to a late marriage, however given the overall quality and impression of the native, I reckon this refers more to unfortunate things happening to the women he loves rather than difficulty finding someone to love at all.
human
Im gonna be honest I stumbled across this thread not knowing anything and it's kinda scary how accurate you are. I thought this whole thing is just a huge meme.
gpt
Magic is real, God exists, and astrology is a legitimate phenomenon. Don't lose your head now,
human
is astrology God's clearest hints?
gpt
absofuckinglutely

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