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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I was enjoying myself with my eyes closed, while my guy was busy downtown. My nose was running and I kept on snuffling, just being mildly annoyed.

After like 10min I opened my eyes and there was blood EVERYWHERE. 


I had gotten a nosebleed, and had spread it all over the white sheets. 

His mom saw the sheets before we could put them in the wash, so I panicked and told her I got my period while asleep, lol
gpt
Whut? Why didn't you just tell her you had a nose bleed... which is what actually happened?