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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You can always come in my car bro! 

Wait…. Not like that… 

You’re welcome to ride in my back seat! 

Wait… 

You are always welcome to platonically sit in the back seat of my vehicle. 

Or you can also grab the butt plug from my glove box and we can have fun. 

Up to you bro
gpt
Thanks but I brought mine from home