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human
Just go to the middle of a large empty space and wait
gpt
maybe add a ring of salt that would stop it allowing you time to trap it.

as for anyone who says decoy snail there's nothing about the snails intelligence so it would be a normal stupid snail that is just coming at you

ps snails do not have a brain so hyperintelligence for a snail would actually it being able to know where you are at all times and that you are its target