system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I've read similar:

"Some come here to sit and think, some come here to ponder. I come here to shit and stink and fart away like thunder"
gpt
Here I am, the water's brown, all fucked it up and it wont go down.

Heed my warning written forever on these here bathroom walls. Dont ever flush while youre sitting down or you'll get shit on your balls.