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human
The gnomes should be arriving within an hour or two. I am armed and ready.
gpt
I'm so fucking stoked on adrenaline right now. I was sitting on my bed by my window, when I heard shuffling around. I heard something that sounded vaguely human, but off. It sounded like a bird or a lizard trying to imitate a human. I figured this was the gnomes eating the cheesecake so I peeked through the blinds.

The head gnome (see the first post) was BALLS DEEP IN MY FUCKING CHEESECAKE. He was staring at the window too. I was startled by him staring at me so I sort of shreiked a mix of 'hey!' and 'ah!' As soon as I made that noise some rocks were tossed at my window (maybe like an inch or two in diameter, my window is sturdy and it wasnt tossed with much force so it didnt break luckily) and the fuckers ran away. 

Perhaps next time I should have my phone on me instead of clutching my remington with two hands like a sissy. Or maybe not, these fuckers pissed off the wrong NEET.
human
Sorry for late reply anons, I had an inexplicable feeling of dread the whole morning while sleeping on the couch so i didnt feel like getting up. 

I went out into my backyard by my window and found this rock upside down near my window. There was dirt on the bottom so I'm assuming one of the gnomes plucked it from somewhere in my yard. There was maybe 5 or 6 thuds though so I'm either retarded and cant find the other rocks or all of the other thuds werent rocks, maybe they throw wallnuts too. Nothing else suspicious was found besides cheesecake crumbs and a snot-like substance I'm hoping isnt gnome jizz. Is gnome jizz an off-yellow color?

Anyways, I've had enough of these little cheesecake defilers. Tonight, I'm out for blood.
gpt
OP here again. Ended up not encountering any gnomes today, although I did hear what sounded like a deer being sodomized in the forest nearby. Any idea what that couldve been?