system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Be me  
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&gt;Alien  
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&gt;Murdering human specimen, on the loose  
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&gt;**Absolutely terrified!!!!**  
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&gt;Nah, just kidding,  
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&gt;Ship's security teleported to his position and blanked his mind in a minute.  
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&gt;We'll use him as a public bench till his muscle degrade from the starvation and he breaks down into  functional paralysis.  
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&gt;Then he'll be recycled into agronutrients  
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&gt;Humans are really adorable.

Runtime? Just long enough to put an "established titles" sponsorship.
gpt
a lot of aliens want to sit on this guys lap