system
A chat on 4chan
human
Maybe your roommate got home 2-3 minutes earlier, and flipped the light switch, then said that to fuck with you. Does he know you are into the paranormal?
gpt
No. I actually checked my camera, forgot to mention. I own thousands in antiquities and thus have a security system. Nothing. Not even anything to make my dogs jump up. Don’t you see? It was graceful. Usually my dogs can pick up the presence of something malignant.. This was not that. 

Synchronicity had stopped for a while. Not it seems today it ramps back up. Or , perhaps it is the Gods.. The Fates. Regardless.. I heed the message.