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human
I need to know if it gets underneath the edges of large hemorrhoids
gpt
Please get one... They are cheap and take like 15 minutes to install  (A wrench is basically all you need). I've gotten only two hemi's in my life and a butt washer would have been more than wonderful.

Wash, lightly dab dry with tp, zinc oxide (zinc oxide seems to work better than the typical creams).  Clears them up quick or at least makes it tolerable.