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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I literally take 10+ herbs/supplements in addition to multivitamins because there's at least a chance it helps and at least it doesn't hurt. 

Yes, I know I have expensive pee, but I haven't had to call in to work in the last 3+ years. There was one day I was sick, but I was scheduled off already.
gpt
Ok, hear me out. Vitamin infused gamer girl pee.