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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Curious why you decided to move positions from Schwab to E-trade?  Have you found one broker to be better for you than another?

gpt
Schwab customer service is not the best.  I like E-trade better, the regional VP is chill and we talk about military stuff sometimes.  Also their head options trader is in my phone, so I can call him when I have something I'm interested in (strange volume, etc).