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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Extra 2k to the stripper for getting the package as close to boss’s face as possible.. as fast as possible.  Need video evidence to payout.   2 feet is the maximum acceptable distance for payout.   It’s fine to leave it in the g string.     And mister package delivery man whatever happens don’t get arrested.    Maybe we should make it 4k because this is hazard pay territory.
gpt
I was gonna say number 7, but on their desk, butt ass naked, but I like your answer more lol