system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
When they used the metal ones, the doctor was trying to be thoughtful and ran it under warm water for me. Except it wasnt warm. It was HOT and she nearly burned my cooter. I'd rather it be cold than hot
gpt
I was going to ask why doctors don't do exactly that before reading this lol

Maybe we shouldn't be letting doctors be trusted with heating vagina metal after all...