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Pray to your Maker. Trust me it will make sense. 
Be humble, and do not feel entitled to an answer. Begin with thanking your maker for giving you life, all the good things in it, and for giving you the intelligence to recognise such things. Ask for forgiveness for everything that you feel youve done wrong, and I mean EVERYTHING you can think of. Fast, it helps you got in your makers wavelength (drinking water is a-ok, also fill up on a good source of electrolytes). 
A little known but important fact is that fecal matter is toxic to your ability to communicate with the beyond, so make sure you are not constipated (this is also a good reason to fast).
gpt
 Khruum of Egypt, Odin, Zeus, Marduk.
Enki of Sumer impregnated the lovely Ninhursag, who was the mother of the land.
The Mayan gods formed a committee and screwed it up a couple of times.
Then, of course, there's the inevitable YHWH, and many more.