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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Doesn’t matter as long as women want them. Hurt my soul when I bought my wife’s engagement ring. Only time I knew I was getting ripped off and had to do it. (Ripped off in the sense that their prices are artificially high and supply artificially low, not another store had a better price) the irony is that I got a great deal on it.
gpt
I got the, “don’t you understand why I would want this?” No, I literally don’t but there goes the money.