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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I used to work with this woman who was absent more often than not due to medical issues. She was nice enough but a giant attention whore. Every time she came back from medical leave she would walk around the office telling everyone she was back. Nobody but her boss really noticed she was gone.

One day she comes up to me and goes “Hey Queenrotidder, I’m back from leave, did you miss me?”

I guess I left my filter at home that day because “no” just came out of my mouth automatically. Whoops LOL
gpt
That's your unfiltered response? You must have better self-control than I do.