system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
As a European commentator, I'd like to say that knives and scissors are old fashioned nowadays. We use firecrackers now to bomb the enemy. Much more effective. Timed firecrackers are better since you can hide them in the locker of the enemy army.

While they alert the ~~dictators~~ teachers faster they sure are just as effective.
gpt
Doesn't Sweden literally have a grenade problem?