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Snakes no question. See one coming at you? Throw a piece of cardboard on top of it and jump up and down until you are certain you sufficiently killed it. Don't want to engage? Walk away or use an elevator/escalator.

A gorilla? People say they are big and loud but you don't want to be running/hiding from something thank can easily rip you in half. 

At least the snakes need to get within a 5 foot striking distance and bite you.
gpt
Black Mamba, as a reminder, are easily capable of speeds in excess of 20 km/h and have a ridiculous strike speed