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human
5 snakes. Nothing in a mall is stopping an 800lb killing machine. Even a fire door would be off the hinges in minutes.

With the snakes you could, in theory, just barricade yourself somewhere like a closet or office. Seal up the vents and doors and whatever and just chill.

Edit: the amount of posts in here that have "outrun or fight gorilla" as part of the plan is astounding. That explains that chart that showed 8% of Americans think they could fight a lion and win. There is no human alive that can 1v1 an adult lion and win.
gpt
It’s hilarious. People out here like “at least the gorilla would leave me alone.” Dude, that gorilla is going to make you into a cube.