system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
I want to like HD more. They have good stuff for cheaper, but then they put 40 things in the middle of the aisle. After buying a door I felt like they owed me $350 for how much shit I had to navigate around. 

So I'm a Lowe's guy. Back the blue.
gpt
Now *that’s* a Back the Blue I can get behind