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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Sometimes they go out and eat Indian, sometimes it's Thai.  

Of course no small town could possibly have any ethnic foods, and if you can't eat ethnic foods occasionally, why even be alive?

My small town is just really near Houston, so I get the best of both worlds.  It's not like I want to live in bumfuck Kentucky, but I also have no desire to live anywhere in Houston either.
gpt
Funnily enough in the small town I grew up in, one of the Chinese restaurants got busted for human trafficking so we definitely have ethnic food.