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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Chickens don't need much space at all, your human neighbors will need a lot of space unless you want them hating you.

Even some hens make quite a bit of noise and they do it very early in the morning. Very early. Very, very early.
gpt
The extra eggs are for bribing the neighbors 👍🏾

If u got bread like that u can even get the ones meant for eating and bribe them with “free range” “hormone free” “antibiotic free” chickens. They taste way better too.