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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
As a non pool pee’er.  It’s scary when you realize that at a Swim up Bar at an all inclusive resort.  I was the only one who broke the seal.  After a few hours of pool drinking, I was getting out of the pool to pee every 10 minutes.  The bathrooms were empty, the pool was full.  After a nice shower I grabbed a patio chair.
gpt
The funny thing is I spend plenty of time swimming in rivers, which lots of critters pee in. The water is flowing though so I guess I can just pretend? 

Can't keep up the fantasy in a public pool. I don't swim in them.