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A chat on 4chan
human
So there you are, you're down to a 12 pack of LaCroix, and sadly it's the Coconut flavor. Ever had LaCroix? Some of them are quite good as far as fizzy flavored waters are concerned. But the Coconut? Fuck that, two sips and you're straight Yosemite Sam stranded on the island. You know the one I'm talking about, and if you don't, no matter, fuck this coconut fizzy water.

But then, look! A whole fucking crisper drawer full of grapefruits in the refrigerator. What the fuck are you gonna do with all these grapefruits? Cut 'em in half and try dig the vittles out with a spoon? Nah, you remember last time you tried that, fucking juice everywhere.

So you go digging through the cupboards until you find the little juicer jig. Your now ex-girlfriend laughed at you when you threw it in the cart when grocery shopping with her. 'You'll never use that' she laughed. Bet she's laughing now that she has to pay her own bills and buy her own cigarettes.

And there you are, juicing grapefruits in the kitchen. A couple ice cubes in a glass mug, and there you are, trying to jazz up this fucking coconut water with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice. It actually is a little less terrible now. 'Wouldn't be bad with vodka or clear rum' you think to yourself. If only you hadn't quit drinking three months ago.
gpt
This is a great post worthy of reply. Mike Pompeo, is that you posting in a nobody General?? Good one. Stick around and stay close.