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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Snakes are pretty easy to kill to (relative to a gorilla). I can find a garden hoe in Sears or something and any snake that comes near me is at least gonna get a challenge.
gpt
Oh not the black mamba, those nasty fuckers are extremely aggressive and you've 5 of them.

That's why you just go hide behind a door.