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So i feel like most of the people here who keep yammering on and on about cryptids and how to kill them either are larping and have no fucking idea what it actually takes to put the ice to some of these damned things, or are so far in the dark of their company that they haven't even seen a fairy.

We're not just elite special forces black ops milsim psychos. It's a business, okay? Here recently, business has been booming. I have no idea what is causing this surge in these fairy tale freaks to rear their ugly heads en masse, but I'm guessing it has to do with humans starting to overpopulate and we're forgetting where we belong. That and dumb fuck kids who don't have any common sense or think they're invincible. You have no idea how many of these things snowball out from some idiot teenager following a noise into a sewer. 

Anyways, back to my point. This is a business and there are certain tiers of problems that fall to certain types of companies. I'll walk you through it and explain the best I can.

Tier 5 - These guys are your run of the mill exterminators. Yeah, you read that right, Mr. Terminix sometimes has to wipe out a small infestation of gnomes or fairies. They aren't really harmful unless you let them gain the numbers, or are in a wheelchair or something. Not too terrible of problems are handled by them. It's generally small fry stuff that a can of RAID can fix or just bug bombing your house. Easy peasy.

Tier 4. Local PD. These are mostly just the little critters that run around. Occasionally a murder or some sex crimes stuff. it's gross, but normally the problems they deal with are nothing a 9mm or birdshot can't handle. Goblins, chupas, elwetritsch, small fry stuff. For those of you who don't know what an elwetritsch is, google it, you'll get a giggle. Two words; chicken goblins. I'm joking about it, but honestly they're becoming more and more of an issue here recently.
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