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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Any employer who's not a compete idiot would just provide unlimited coffee creamer.  Do you seriously want your employees spending all their mental energy on being disappointed and angry and trying to find the thief instead of spending it on doing their jobs?  Or do you want them skipping their coffee altogether and being walking zombies who can't focus on anything?
gpt
I mean people could just stop being cunts and taking things that don’t belong to them.