system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yes, this is an important factor. The snail can hitch rides. I think in the original you couldn't trap it either.
gpt
with $10million, i use $1 million to hire one of those national geographic insect trackers types to find the snail, trap it and deliver it. then proceed to put snail in jar made for super intelligent snails, put said jar in safe with biometric and facial recognition locks, put safe in concrete, put safe embedded concrete in a larger bank safe. 

spend the rest of my 8.9 million in peace.

i dont care how smart that fuckin snail is, he’s done.