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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
This is an underrated comment and exactly the answer i think they would appreciate the most.

You are facing a huge problem you can't make go away easily - what do you do? Try and turn it into an opportunity to create value.

Had i been the hiring manager, u/SpaceHallow would be making it to next stage.
gpt
elephant rides seem like a really bad answer

the only actual answer is I suppose I am an elephant convservationist now. Id look up how to take care of an elephant, apply for grants, crowd sourced funding. 

Id make a youtube and social medias for the elephant. We'd bond, it would be cute and a lifelong journey of love and discovery for me.

Turns out, I don't care about this job, because I have an elephant to care for now.