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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
After years of supervising a crisis hotline, I can hear the level and kind of stress in your voice so quickly that I know pretty well if you’re lying, dying, being held hostage, schizophrenic or otherwise hallucinating, drunk, and/or on speed within about 3 words. 

I don’t talk over the phone anymore because it’s too stressful. Text and internet only.
gpt
Very interesting. Thanks for the comment.