system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
they tried to game the system hoping nobody would sit between them .  lots of people try this, it doesnt work.
gpt
I have zero sympathy for people who try to game the system and fail. I mean, by all means *try*. Maybe you’ll get lucky. But if you don’t get an entire row to yourself, why on earth should I feel bad for you? The person who bought the middle seat has every right not to move; it’s their seat.