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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
*gets stabbed*

Bob Ross: "Don't worry about it, my child. We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."

*smiles through the pain and the alizarin crimson blood that is gushing out my stomach*
gpt
Bob Ross was a drill Sargent in the military. Actually not a bad guy to save you. And I'm sure he would as he was such a wonderful person. Anyone who thinks I'm bullshitting should go watch a few YouTube videos behind the legend behind the happy little trees, it will bring some joy into your day :).