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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Once I had a girl put my penis between her two hands and rubbed vigorously back to front. I said "I know it is called wood but it won't start a fire". So just goes to show ya we all can be clueless about the opposites anatomy.

But I will 100% agree with the original statement.
gpt
I am so damn curious where on earth she learned that from...