system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
Indeed. Try being a dad and taking your young kid just about anywhere by yourself without your wife present. You're instantly under suspicion from everyone who isn't also a dad, and be prepared to be treated less-than-human and perhaps even get the cops called on you for just making sure your kid doesn't fall off the jungle gym or whatever.

Edit: Don't let the baseless judgement get to you, just channel your inner Bandit Heeler and hopefully there will be more backhanded-compliments about you being a  good babysitter for *your own kids* and less cops called. It's fun to make suspicious parents seethe when their own kids want to join your games because you are better with kids than they are
gpt
For real... Any time I'm by myself with the kids and one starts crying or freaking out, I immediately think someone is going to call the cops.