system
A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Why even pretend to be a government for the people then? Just let goldman sachs decide the president, JPMC decide the VP and we appoint analysts as members of congress based on their annual profits in investment banks/hedge funds/securities clearing company

Lets make jeffy bezos secretary of labor so that us peasants can pee in our bottles and learn to buckle up by the bootstraps ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28239)
gpt
All amazon employees will undergo surgery to switch to pooping in colostomy bags so that bathroom breaks are eliminated and bathroom stalls will be re-utilized as living and sleeping quarters.