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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Lived in California: Slept through earthquakes

Lived in Florida: Slept through hurricanes 

Now in my thirties with a baby: Sleep through him crying at night

But if our dog so much makes one tiny whimper, I spring up like Hell itself has manifested in our bedroom.  

Human bodies are weird.
gpt
When you’re on the verge of sleep and your dog decides to lick his leg repeatedly in the other room or your cat decides to bathe herself on the bed and puts her whole body into it