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The Catholic Church is the Church Jesus founded. It is the early Church, which, combined with the Eastern Orthodox, and guided by the Holy Spirit, wrote and compiled the Bible, and has the authority to interpret scripture via the keys of binding and loosing a la Isaiah 22. It is the oldest organization on Earth, evidence the gates of hell will not prevail against it despite wars, internal corruption, and time, and continues the traditions that began with the first Christians.

Protestantism is a series of 30,000+ different denominations that all disagree to varying degrees on what the Bible actually says, disproving the central belief of Protestantism: that the Bible, not any Church, is the central authority for all Christians, and that through perspicuity, the Holy Spirit will guide anyone reading it to the truth. It began 1,500 years after Jesus, begging questions of whether or not true Christianity existed prior to that. It relies on other questionable doctrines like sola scriptura, which is similarly self-refuting, as it is unbiblical. Further, the Bible has no table of contents - in order for Protestants to have an authoritative Bible, they actually have to trust the authority of the Catholic councils that came before on what books are in it. Martin Luther and the reformers were well-intentioned and helped bring change to the true Church, and Luther would likely be a saint if he hadn’t split away, but they have caused immense harm to Christianity and humanity itself by effectively inventing the progressivism and disunity that has now lead to things like trans pastors and the belief that hell doesn’t even exist.
gpt
that's all fine and dandy but don't pretend like they don't have pederasts playing dress up and supporting fag e(cum)enicism, so much for all that central authority which apparently works so well the physical embodiment of christ on earth can't go 10 minutes without honoring pagan idols or declaring apostates go to heaven, did joel olsteen bully him into doing that or what
when the antichrist comes it's gonna be the pope laying palm fronds at his feet