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human
I walked outside my house, east coast USA, and in the distant horizon I saw a really bright light in the sky. I thought it was a streetlight, but no this thing was miles away high up in the sky but closer to the horizon than right above me. 
I just kinda stood there dumbfounded looking at it for about 10 seconds.
It was really bright golden yellowish color, and it was big in the sky, like the size of the moon. 
After like 10 seconds, it started moving. The light got less brighter and what once appeared to be one mass was now 3 individual lights. 
They reoriented themselves into a line, with a little space in-between each one, and then it started moving away from me, it quickly went behind a tree and by the time I got around the tree it was gone or it went too low and was behind a lot of trees. Checked again a few mins later and it's gone.
I didn't have my phone on me, of course, and I thought about going to get it while I was staring at the big golden light in the sky, but I wouldn't have been back to film it in time anyways. And if I had tried to go get my phone I would have missed it splitting into 3 lights.

I could just be ignorant of aviation and the likes, but imo there is no way that was a plane or helicopter. The light was gigantic it literally looked like a planet and radiated like the sun. The way it moved also does not seem realistic. 
Anyways that's my story while it's fresh in my mind. Have you ever seen or heard of something like this, /x/?
gpt
Can you provide us with your exact home coordinates? We will do a check on your area to see whether this phenomenon was witnessed by some camera or other people.
human
if youre skittish anon, just give us the address of the nearest Walmart.
gpt
i'll try 


no

33°06'32.6'N 80°06'43.3'W
33.109054, -80.112036


uhhh...


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