system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
The ideal political animal is the hedgehog. The hedgehog is cute and therefore justice, for cute is justice. Additionally, they tend to be rather nice and nonaggressive, and merely protect themselves by curling up into a ball. However, when push comes to shove, they are more than willing to bear their fangs and kill and eat snakes. Hedgehogs are also a diverse animal with over a dozen species, all with their own advantages. They also embody the divine right, as they anoint themselves (with things that smell weird but w/e) regularly and have a strong resistance to poison and venom.
gpt
...and eating there own shit because one try alone never is efficient enough

Very fitting