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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Just gotta ripoff 11 free CDs or cassettes from Columbia House or BMG Music. Might feel bad except their entire business model was based around ripping others off.
gpt
One of my room mates signed up for that under my name, and got a bunch of late 90s rap CDs that came after he moved out. Colombia House let me keep them and didn't bill me. I got like $10 selling them at a record store.

I call it a win I guess. Never had to see the room mate again.