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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
You clearly ain't ever been hungry enough. You probably just ate a few hours ago, your belly all full. No, a man like that won't eat the forbidden muffin. No siree.

But a man with that deep hunger? That one that grows so big you ain't nothing but a mouth thats gonna eat? Oh yea, that man is gonna be licking the bottom of that toilet seat for some tasty little crumbs. Just gobbling, gobbling
gpt
You would do well in a Russian or South American prison, I imagine.

I don't know if that is a compliment or an insult or merely an observation, so you pick. Me? I'm dyin' before I'm eating that. But I have certain... issues that would make living with myself pretttttttty hard after such an event.