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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I have a very similar job but more more like 1/4 billi lol, but same concept. Not a chance I wouldn’t know or figure out who is who. 

Aside from what you already shared, my boss is genuinely thoughtful and kind. She’d never have me send a gift to something and not acknowledge it herself or write a card. Bad life tip lol
gpt
Serious question. How does one get a job like that? I feel like the perks would be amazing.