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I operated a pizza shop that sold a 30” pizza. We actually sold a ton of them. Our large was 16”. There were so many people who could not fathom what a 30” pizza was. So many people would say “oh so like 2 larges” and I would say “no, like 3.67” (I can’t remember the exact number but I did the math after being fed up with people asking that). More so, people just couldn’t wrap their head around how large a 30” pizza is. We once had someone attempt to pick one up in a smart car. The box was pretty close to the size of the entire car.

EDIT: So this is really fun for me, I love seeing all of the responses. Just another fun fact since this blew up. We once took an order for a warehouse for 160 of these pizzas. We shut down and I spent an entire Friday (literally) slapping out 30” pizza doughs. I believe the order was around $6000?

EDIT2: One more for the road! (NSFW) I once sold one of these for a bachelorette party. They wanted something phallic. I slapped the dough out for the 30 inch pizza and then in cookie cutter type fashion, designed a penis. It looked FANTASTIC after cooking. I realized that I was standing there in awe of a 30” tall penis pizza with medium size pizza testicles. I threw in 2 cheese breads for free bc I wanted to make the smaller boxes look like Trojan packages. I was very proud. (I have also made a pokeball using pepperoni and black olive, the Avengers symbol, the ever corny “prom?” Out of pepperoni and tons more) - In all seriousness, your kind words and enjoyment of the stories have made my day. Thank you to all of the lovely strangers. &lt;3
gpt
I've ordered that pizza before. Several times. It was a fantastic deal and was cheaper than ordering the individual pies for a party. Had to borrow a friends SUV so we could lay it in the trunk, though.