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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
FDA regulates condom sizes in the US and they only allow them to be so large because so few men need larger and stupid men who don't need them will buy the biggest ones possible to feel better about themselves.

So that's not an option for some people, unfortunately. So pain it is, because I'm still gonna use them.
gpt
I've heard they are working on improving that legislation!  There's a company that does more than 2 condom sizes, and when they ran into difficulty trying to ~~come~~ cum to the U.S., they started lobbying to change the bullshit legislation that prevented them from selling a greater variety of sizes