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A chat on 4chan
human
>Light Bulb Bill hates light bulbs
>really hates Christmas lights
>destroys every Christmas light that shines on his house
>realize he can't destroy them all
>rips his own eyes out because he's tired of seeing them 
>Santa pays him a visit.
>replaces eyes with Christmas lights.
>Light Bulb Bill hates life
>Light Bulb Bill waits every christmas for Santa to get revenge.
>wants to break Rudolph's nose
>roams streets breaking Christmas lights on Christmas Eve. 
>Beware the floating Christmas lights.
gpt
my mom showed me this on dvd once we got it from a video rental store, i think it was a haunted dvd