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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Eh, I do this. It just means I'm a night owl and procrastinated doing this all week
gpt
Same here. I've had a few late nights on weekends (I can sometimes stay up as late at 5 AM) where suddenly in the middle of the night the cat knocks something over, and when I go to clean it up, I go, "Ah shit, right, I was going to take out that overflowing trash can." And so in the dead of night I'm out there lugging a huge black garbage bag to the trash.

One time during a late night garbage run, there was a bunch of old tomatoes in the bag, and their juices leaked out onto the sidewalk. So not only did I leave a trail of red droplets leaking from my suspicious depositation, but I was out there minutes later trying to scrub it off, which I can't imagine made me look at all less guilty.