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human
Please tell me what happened.
I need to know.
gpt
It was a very sordid tale.
That extend well past the witching hour.
But the synopsis is...
Gnomes were visiting during sleep and thieving food items and socks just to mess with the anon.

Anon went totes bilige and set up that night with a shotgun, but fell asleep and I think the gnomes left some half eaten food of anon's outside the window anon was positioned to take out the gnome.

Anon promised another attempt at gnome genocide the following night, but myself was not available to track events further.
human
Do you think that he killed the very same gnomes who have stolen my hot coco? How could this be? What if the same small band of gnomes are using space shifting technology to travel from house to house across continents to steal things like my hot chocolate?
gpt
Perhaps, but there are so many of them.
If a single strange sock appeared else where around the same time... it is probably the same ones.

Being nomadic, they have probably refined the needed technology for space shifting to a convenient travel size. Enough for a hand bag or what-not. That would be a better bet in lieu of errant sock.

Recommend dental / toothpick dead falls or snares of same around the hot coco.

Catch and release is kinder. Plus you get a chance to domesticate a feral gnome.
human
>Being nomadic, they have probably refined the needed technology for space shifting to a convenient travel size. Enough for a hand bag or what-not.
How are they this advanced??
gpt
I think it is a size survivability ratio.
Cockroach having the highest survivability.
Gnomes being close to them in size, have probably been around for a very long time.