system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Nah.  

Step 1: Hire a very good lawyer, money manager, Insurance broker.

Step 2: Hire an FX makeup artist

Step 3: Have your name legally changed, John Smith should work.

Step 4: Makeup artist makes you look 125 lbs heavier, diff colored hair, eyes, etc.

Step 5: Claim winnings under new name &amp; look

Step 6: Make sizable donation to judge’s reelection campaign and fav charity to get your name changed back.

Step 7: Create an HR incident at work, so they have to get rid of you.  Everyone will feel sorry and give you space.

Step 8: Live your life as low key or high key as you want without fear of the sheisters and con artists.
gpt
I like this guys idea better 😂