system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
If you want to actually get results simply follow gym etiquette and ask how many sets they have left.

Downtime in-between sets is normal and there’s no reason you can’t browse Reddit or shoot a text off while you’re resting. 

Your little fan fic burn is just going to get you cursed at and kicked out of any decent gym for being disrespectful to others.
gpt
I mean there's a difference when people are sitting there for minutes straight just texting lol