system
A chat on subreddit /r/pcmasterrace
human
Little known fact but orcas tend to be wet and are a bit clumsy around tech so keep them an arm's length away.
gpt
Should you get your hands on a particle accelerator in the near future, you probably don't want to create a black hole near the GPU. Rips in space and time will most certainly also cause VBIOS issues so do be aware