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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
No, the correct answer is: you notify management of the elephant. You call ahead to your local safari tour guide. You rent 5 imense hand cannons, 2 exotic dancers and some white baguettes with lettuce and egg. If all goes well.. management is dead and you made a new elephant friend.
gpt
Please tell me this is a reference to something I can watch or read. It sounds hilarious.