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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
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F*cking librights. 

My story isn't nearly this bad, but - the last two landlords I had rented to me for a couple of years with no trouble, and then, out of the blue, gave me a month (the minimum required time) to move out because they had kids they wanted to give the apartments to. 

I guess you could argue that's a more "legitimate" reason than money, but still, a month is a really short time. And really, generational privilege is a pretty bad reason to be a skinfljnt. Like Ok, give me 6 months and I'll even leave your kid some expensive chocolate, but one month?

The second time it happened, my apartment had flooded two years earlier (from the ceiling, eg not my fault). The cheapskate didn't fix anything or offer to replace any of what had been destroyed. (He didn't really have a legal obligation to do the second, but the first, obviously, he did). So I was renting a place with water stains all over the ceiling and walls at full price, because I value having a peaceful relationship with my landlord and I didn't really care *that* much about how it looked. 

So suddenly he wants to move his daughter in in 32 days. And during the inspection, he witheld my whole deposit because I didn't dry clean the f*ckin curtains (which were also water stained, and worthless). 

I accidentally took a binder with me whose entire contents were the instructions for the stove and some stubs for (paid) electric bills. The pig called me for 6 months demanding his binder back. I wired him the going rate for a new binder and the time to print the instructions off the internet and told him if he ever contacted me again I'd sue him for harrassment. 

Landlords are scum.
gpt
&gt;and told him if he ever contacted me again I'd sue him for harrassment. 

Based