system
A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
A few others I'm fond of:

"Part of this balanced breakfast" for some sugary cereal.  Not "part of **a** balanced breakfast," mind you, and they never say it's a **good** part.  The particular balanced breakfast they're showing just also happens to include the cereal in question on the table.

A horror movie that bills itself as "based on a true story."  Translation, someone told that story once.  That has no bearing on whether the story itself is true, but it's truly a story.  Alternately, it's very loosely based on actual events (there actually was a house, and people actually lived there, but we made the rest up).

Or my personal favorite, a particular brand of nootropic stuff (I believe it was Alphabrain) had ad reads that said they were "based on science."  The fuck does that mean, "based on science"?  EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS is based on science to some degree or another, just by virtue of existing.  Talk about a good line in bullshit.
gpt
The horror one reminds me of the biggest trailer red flag... "From the studio that brought you [good movie here]." Like you can't pull out one credible name from your above the line crew?