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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
As a Canadian, most of our population lives near the border and, assuming we’re friends with you at that time, they’d have to go through us first. We’re not as nice as we seem.
gpt
I’ve heard some really brutal stories of Canadian military and while I live in the south now, I grew up in Chicago. My geography is bad but I know Canada is north of Chicago and I know how cold Chicago gets. Anyone who chooses to live north beyond that HAS to have a piece of their soul that literally is ice. And don’t think I forgot you, Mexico. Y’all some crazy motherfuckers too. Glad we’re all friends.

But for the sake of argument and supplying a land route into USA I pretended that you’d either stand aside or help. 

But yeah, imagine having preparing to invade USA and they go ‘oh yeah but you have to get through one of their neighbors first.’

Holy Crap Edit: your username is hysterical