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human
I will explain each of these, if you have any thoughts regarding these, or anything to add, please share. 

>Loch ness
Me and my buddy, who is someone good with robotics, were planning this one out, a small submarine, with a monster head attach atop of it, so it can mimic how a croc or creatures who surface their heads on water look like, the plan is to build the sub, and use it only when people are nearby, and when its either very early or very late, for the spooks, now there are several malfunctions which can occur, but to avoid most of them, we will not be using the sub too much, and won't be changing the location drastically, just surface it around the area where it can freak people out. 

>weird creatures in the dark
I admit I have already tried this one, so I'll have to change location a bit, but the main way I did it, was a few expendable bluetooth speakers, and a good area, the first time I tried it, it really just got some people poking around the general direction the sound was coming from, and then a few days later, the people who ran the park where standing around the area, and asking people to avoid any dogs as there were complains of noisy dogs, not very exciting, so I will have to pick a noise that sounds unlike anything the local wildlife can produce.

>UFO Siting
i haven't done this one before, but the plan is to launch balloons with a light source attached on the bottom, to give the effect of lights in the sky, I can't get my hands on any flares so will have to improvise on that somehow
gpt
>Cult
Already sort of tried this, but not at the level I plan, printing out posters (like the cheap ones to save up on costs and to make it look believable). The first time I did something like this, I printed out posters about a brothel with membership, and lead directions to some abandoned house, I have no idea what happened, but I did see people go inside the place for some reason.

That's about it really, the real goal is to get news coverage on this, any tips or idea are appreciated, or if you just want to call me a faggot, that too please let me know
human
I'll be on this thread for a while, will keep pity bumping if it seems to die.