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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Your colors don't make sense, the top portion shouldn't be lib-right.  Lib-right doesn't agree with that opinion.

Also, you're comparing two different 'opinion pieces' written by different people.  Nobody cares that they're both sponsored by USA Today -- they're just random opinion pieces by different people on the internet.  

It's only funny when it's contrasting opinions written by the same person.
gpt
The colors represent who the article's about - libright for Kyle, libleft for Darrell. They may not be written by the same writer but they're still evidence of the blatant hypocrisy surrounding their cases.