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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I’m like you. My wife literally had to show up in my bed naked before I was convinced “yeah, I guess she does really like me in that way”
gpt
My wife messaged me on eharmony because "is a free weekend for women, so why not?"

I later learned that because I listed pho as a favorite food she figured "what the heck. At least I'll get some soup out of it"

She also regrets not clicking on the link (www.Games-Workshop.Com) in my profile. 

Married 9 years. Go me.