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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
One time at a bar I was waiting for a drink talking to my friend and a girl started massaging my shoulders from behind and whispered “you just looked tense hope this feels good” and I was just like “yeah that did feel good thanks” and then then just turned back around to talk to my friend again

We’re really dumb
gpt
One time I was in a hot tub with a friend of mine, and she said to me "sometimes I just want to kiss my friends" and I say "oh interesting" and then get up to jump in the pool I am the denser than a black hole.