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human
The jellyfish experiments have taken a turn for the worse. After administering copious amounts of dank reefer to alpha jellyfish hivemind it became enlightenment and killed one of the interns. It began levitating above the tank and grew to an aprox. 5 feet in diameter. It's truly fascinating. Presently the research team and myself are locked in the dining hall. The custodian drew a firearm and shot the jelly fish, but it bore no effect. We have plenty of snacks and have access to the drink machine thanks to an intern's credit card. We're still recording data. It's marvelous. Nothing to report in regards to the dimorphic hivemind. All attempts have been failures.
gpt
Here try the Ultima Bong on the Jellyfish, it's got enough philosopher's stones in it to make it go universal