system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Ah. By the time the Wii came out, I was old enough to not want to stick my dick into random inanimate objects, choosing instead to use designated inanimate objects from specialized online stores.
gpt
I'll be honest, I never had the sticking my meatstick into random objects phase. I only posted this here because someone said it would be funny if I did.