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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Had a condo before, biggest mistake of my life. Now I have my own property and already got a broken truck, broken boat, snowblower, engine hoist, and a couple trailers in the driveway. Both my trucks are spray painted. When I have stuff to dispose of, burn pit in the backyard. 

You and I are diametrically opposed af.
gpt
I bought a house in the "bad part of town". Municipal by-law enforcers rarely come here, neighbors mind their own business, we mow our lawn occasionally but not always and it's friggin great. There's a dude across the street with a trailer on his lawn and a run-down boat in the driveway--and it's  cool. I don't care about his shit and he doesn't care about mine. But we say hi and wave to each other.