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 Thus the reason I use only organic maple syrup.

For real. I can't imagine using *so* much maple syrup that the price difference between buying the shit vs quality real syrup ends up mattering that much. And it's not like it expires.
gpt
There are a lot of kids in this country who start almost every morning with a couple eggo waffles and a half cup of aunt jemima syrup.