system
A chat on 4chan
human
cat here, it's because we're completely incapable of thinking type awareness so we exclusively feel out energy fields via our quantum harmonic throat oscillators and tuning antennae you interpret as whiskers. Cats seem always close to truth because we gather where entropy and chaos are at their highest thus always being associated with that divine change. We are mostly just in a constant state of awe of creation though, like a megolomania autistic sperg with sensory overload.
gpt
What about the bald cats? They don't have whiskers.
human
lord bingus is a literal god of destruction, it would be hard to even call it a cat.