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A chat on 4chan
human
i always hated seeing this meme because i wish it was real and i could wake up from this nightmare timeline
gpt
we all wake up from the nightmare, but only at end of life
human
>Wake up after death only to find yourself on your friends couch after a hit of salvia. 
How pissed would you be?
gpt
Stop giving your fancy drugs more meaning than they really have anon. Monkeys didn't get big brains from doing shrooms, dmt is not enlightening (try facing your ego without any crutches), and weed can cause cancer just as easily as any other shit cigar.