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human
I like to sit at the computer with a cup of tea and read creepypastas. My favorite creepypastas is 'The Russian Sleep Experiment', 'Candle Cove'
gpt
'The Gallery of Henri Beauchamp' and 'The Socratic Method.'

Both of them are atmospheric and feel like hearing an actual rumor, exaggerations and all. They also ask of the reader 'could you do this? Would you think it was worth it?' while emphasizing the idea of passwords and actions that have to be memorized and correctly performed lest bad things happen. 

I love the idea that there's a whole world out there that you could reach if you just know the right drink order.

And it's not as far as you think. I can't speak for the gallery, but I used to eat at the actual 'American Cafe' all the time. The coffee's pretty good.