system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Jews: I cant wait for the Messiah to come  


Messiah: Comes  


Jews: Literally who is this man?
gpt
Reminds me of a classic joke. 

Humanity learns space travel and meets some aliens. 

As they learn each others culture the aliens say, ‘oh, you guys know Jesus too?! He’s the best! He shows up every year or so and does a bunch of miracles.’

The humans say ‘what? He came to Earth once, said he’d come back and we’ve been waiting ever since!’

The aliens look puzzled. ‘He’s constantly here, he loves the parties we throw for him. What kind of party did you throw him the first time he showed up on Earth?’