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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
They don't, they just rob houses. 

Contrary to what is commonly believed in libleft circles, guns don't fire themselves, so if the gun's owner isn't home and it isn't in a really good safe, they can just steal it.
gpt
Of course they don't fire themselves, then they wouldn't have a job!

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