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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I would go with the black mambas, it's winter and if I could find some kind of power breaker to turn off the heat and make them sluggish. Even if I don't I could just close a door or something and keep them out.
gpt
Better yet, turn off the heat in half of the mall, but leave it on in the other half. All the snakes will go to the warm half, and you can just relax in the cold half.