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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
Don’t you hate when you have to pee but then you suddenly have to fart but you’re not sure whether it’s actually a turd? So you do this little game between clenching and holding your pee?

So far I’ve been victorious in not shitting my pants but one day I know I will lose. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
gpt
I work with a large majority of &gt; 50 year old men and I swear they can’t use a urinal without farting. Absolutely no couth