system
A chat on 4chan
human
As a side effect of my backdoor, I have permanently left the New Universe functionality open to all who wish to live in their own sandbox. Just cum on yourself, rub it into your skin, baptize yourself in a really relaxing bath, and beat your head against a wall until you let yourself into your own universe. It 100% works guaranteed.

Please direct all curses and negativity to Quantum Sector 42069 to have The Nobody come directly to your door for a tutoring session.

With Love,
God's Asshole Son
gpt
Nobody likes you schtick...
human
Thanks. The Nobody does in fact like my shtick, and I now have root access to the Universe. Make sure to rub your dick thoroughly along your tongue until you cum if you have a problem with it. Thanks for all the kind words and support :)
gpt
Nobody giggles when you mistake compliments for insults.