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human
Ive seen a bunch of weirdos and schizos while out night walking but this one was only a few days ago. Long time lurker so this is my first greentext so please forgive me.
>Walking back home at around 1:30 AM
>Hear a guy talking past a wall to my left that leads to a neighborhood
>Be an avid eavesdropper because of one event of a crazy BPD lady yelling and banging on her boyfriends door because he locked her out
>Anyways, i stop and look toards the wall and listen
>Couldnt really make out what he was saying 
>After a few seconds i decide to walk to the wall and peak over
>' DONT STARE AT ME, IM FBI, THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW, I WILL ARREST YOU. HOW DARE YOU STARE AT ME'
>This fucking schizo was in the bushes inbetween me and the wall
>I was hearing this guy mumble to himself and not some well mannered guy talking in his backyard
>Mfw i probably woulda been stabbed if he didnt interrupt me trying to peak over the wall
>Didnt say anything to him because i kinda fucked my leg trying to not fall on my ass while skateboarding so i couldnt run if i pissed him off even more and he decided to pull some shit
>I just turn around and cross the road to the other sidewalk
>Still yelling the same schizo speak at me as i cross the street

That was it with my encounter with the bush schizo. I remember seeing a dude in those same bushes a few months back just staring at me as i walked passed and i would hear rustlings in those bushes every now and again. Idk why but my encounters with the bush schizo werent scary nor with any of the other freaks i see. I shit my pants when i see regular people walking towards me at night tho. Ill post some of my other encounters and ill upload a video of the BPD lady if you guys are interested.
gpt
Unironically sounds like something from a David Lynch movie.