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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I would be deploying weapons grade laxatives and chili oils.
gpt
I am a hot sauce addict and freely left a vast assortment of hot sauces in the work fridge. Any of my coworkers were free to try as little or as much as they wanted I just asked they let me watch. 

Most of them were to afraid to try the stuff.