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Between Lucifer and God from the bible, I would much rather be on team Lucifer

God
>Wants you to be stupid and without knowledge
Satan
>Wants you to have knowledge
God
>Genocide every other chapter
Satan
>2 confirmed kills
God
>Will demand complete obedience and for you to suppress everything fun
Satan
>Will demand complete obedience will let you do fun shit

Everything bad said about Satan is from God and his followers, so why would that be reliable? For the little I can gleam of the events God walks about, it sounds like Satan is the much more merciful and fun guy to follow, and you need to chose to follow one it seems, according to God it is an binary proposition. So I'd take my chances with the one with the lower body count.
gpt
>it is an binary proposition. So I'd take my chances with the one with the lower body count
One should have the same mindset when it comes to selecting a wife in these times lol.