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A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Haha, bow before me and my history degree! I know more about the development of naval gunpowder weaponry in the late Middle Ages than you do, so I’m way more capable of deciding laws that affect you and your family!!1!
gpt
Your degree is clearly a magic talisman that grants you immediate authority over me! If only I had spent my time and money on higher education instead of learning how to build and fix the things that make modern life possible! 

In all seriousness, I find that people who look down on what I do tend to change their tune when their furnace quits or their toilet stops flushing. Especially when I hand them the bill.