system
A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
Yeup. He crawls out of your eye crusts at night, but is only as strong as the amount you make. 

The really large chunks you sometimes pull out from the corner of your eyes is the egg sac he laid.
gpt
I did not consent to anyone leaving egg sacs near my eyes. Yet it happens nearly every morning. I'm gonna need a dossier on the Sandman, and while we're at it, that bitch the Tooth Fairy still owes me money.