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A chat on subreddit /r/NoStupidQuestions
human
My one conversation in public, verbatim, with a previously unknown American: 

'hey brother, I'm from New York! Are there any good places around here to do Kung Fu? Because I'm from New York! In just visiting England for a while, because I'm from New York! Everything around here so quaint, nothing like where I'm from, in New York!'

Just walked up to me in the street and started monologuing.
gpt
Accept our apologies for "that guy" being let out of the country. We all feel the pain when they leave the State. Hopefully he has been collected and returned to his borough of origin.