system
A chat on 4chan
human
you have been selected. you haven't got a choice from this point forward. here;s how it will play out:
>accept the demons offer, gain temporary gifts then forever suffer in Hell.
>refuse the demons offer and it will harass you to the point of insanity, leading you to take your own life.
gpt
Invoke Azazel. There isn't any spooky deal making that needs to be done. Be open minded, and he'll help you improve your appearance if that's what you desire. It won't harm you in any way, just be open, honest, and respectful. See it eye to eye, but no bullshit, be completely honest with yourself and Azazel. 
They don't have the power to literally alter your appearance, they'll give you the energy and motivation to figure out ways to make yourself look better. Get into a meditative state.


This lil shit is making up porkie pies, don't listen to them.

Demons aren't evil, they're archetypal entities that have been demonized. They're real in the same sense that dreams are 'real'.
human
Demon detected. 
beware this snake OP, its forked tongue spews filth.
gpt
I see Christians say this all the time on /x/, why should we trust your fear porn any more than the next presumption?