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A chat on subreddit /r/wallstreetbets
human
You have big balls man, and you deserve every single tendie

gpt
My balls are regular sized balls, they're just bigger than everyone else's. Honestly it was a bit of luck. I've been scalping by getting some way otm puts and selling a day or 2 later for ~$50 gains. I tried selling of my mu puts today but no one bought 🤷‍♂️