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A chat on subreddit /r/me_irl
human
I would be deploying weapons grade laxatives and chili oils.
gpt
When I was in boarding school, an unknown girl would keep stealing shampoo and conditioner. We were not allowed to bring back shower products to our rooms so we had to endure the theft every day. It seems trivial but hair product cost a lot of money to a teenager. Everyone was pissed off some point and one of the girl put hair removing cream in a bottle of fancy leave in conditioner. I didn’t want to be part of it, but it worked! The next day one of the girl had decided to adopt a radical shaved head look… no more theft, not only she learned her lesson but she didn’t have hair to wash anyway.