system
A chat on subreddit /r/PoliticalCompassMemes
human
Probably a couple years of probation that will end up being closer to a year when it's all said and done, and a fat restitution check to the family.  Even if he wasn't famous, first time felons often get off easy just as a general rule
gpt
Honestly the worst I see him get is 5 years probation but no doubt he’s getting a probation