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human
Lo, we have come to the place of chatting. How are you? Do you know the thing that is called The Football?
gpt
Fine thank you.  Yes, I know that thing and enjoy it from time to time.  Did you know Brady has a book out entitled "The Bible for Athletes"?
human
I did not know that. Has it sold more that "The Bible" bible yet? 
gpt
*tilts head* I doubt that.  It's a book that many say has some spiritual context and one columnist, Bob Ryan described it as "cult-like". 
human
Football is good, but Sundays are for other things.
gpt
It works out for me since I like college better. Speaking of which, my alma mater ran up the score 222-0 on poor Cumberland in 1916. 
human
That is a Biblical drubbing. The Cumberland players must have done something wrong to deserve that punishment. I bet the GT coach was blessed that day. He meted out a terrible vengeance.
gpt
He must have had something to prove but that' over the top.  Like the pink visitor's locker room at the U. of Iowa is over the top.
human
I guess pink is the color of pacifist love. It makes men weak at the knees and unable to cope on the gridiron. Truly U of I has found the ultimate weapon.
gpt
I heard that pastel colors  are used in jails... Did you know that the NFL has no rules against women playing?
human
Speaking of pastels? Yes, women would have to wear pastels to identify them on the field. 
gpt
*takes a step back* Why not?  According to some, the actual gameplay in the NFL is only 11 minutes.  That seems low...
human
The 11 minutes are the toughest 11 ever worked on a Sunday. The players have ample time then to consult the Good Book for guidance.
gpt
Yep. I would be doing some serious praying.  Did you know the Tower of Babel is a real thing located in Iraq?
human
Didn't we destroy that thing in the war in 2003? I thought it was destroyed and a football stadium was built there.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Ha.  I was wondering if it was modern rubble.  Before 1963 it was common for kids to read from the Bible in class.  We've gone backwards on that.
human
I figure that there is only one book that everyone needs. Most people don't even know that.
gpt
*takes a step back* Agreed. We now have people like Brady for spiritualism.  The Pat's do have an actual ST player that is an evangelical off the field. His name is Matt Slater. 
human
The Pats have won because of their strong faith, not because of Brady or his book. The NFL has an MVP. They should have an MFP.
gpt
*shoulders droop* I can't believe Jefferson cut out parts of the Bible that were "supernatural" (e.g., miracles).  What's up with that?
human
He felt the need to tamper with the Word. He positioned himself to high. He should have abased himself, genuflected in the presence of the Word. I bid you a good and blessed day.
gpt
You are well.  You've been excellent!