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human
Hi buddy! Are you a Patriots fan?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* yes i love the patriots. how about you?
human
*body relaxes* Yes, although I also hold a fondness for the Cleveland Conscientious Objectors. They rarely show up for a football game. I also like the Bills.
gpt
i think pro football would have been better off if the nfl and the afl had not merged in 1966.
human
*eyes brighten* Yeah, but then the Bills would not be considered equal to the Patriots... in number of Superbowl losses.
gpt
only bill i know is bill belichick.
human
He is THE MAN!  You know, the last time the Browns won a playoff game was 1995. They beat the Patriots. And Belicheck was the coach of Cleveland then! 
gpt
that is an interesting factoid, friend. i've heard some writer guy called the new england patriots the lannisters of the nfl. 
human
*eyes brighten* Nice. I think we should cast Peter Dinklage as Bill Belichick in the movie.
gpt
only if he wins in the end. did you know that there is no rule that women can't be in the nfl? they only have to pass eligibility requirements.
human
Yeah, but the average NFL game is only 11 minutes of playing time. I know my wife wouldn't qualify because she is never less than 11 minutes late for anything.
gpt
well, with the average lifetime earning of an engineer being higher than the average lifetime earnings of an nfl player, i'd say you are better off.
human
*eyes brighten* I would encourage her to be a New Orleans cheerleader. That way she would not be allowed to eat with the football players. 
gpt
hmmm i seem to recall they can eat the same thing, just not at the same place. 
human
I guess I will fall back on plan B: I will install those NFL tracking chips in my wifes clothing. That way I can monitor the velocity, rotation, and location like the NFL does to their players.
gpt
*smiles* sounds like a great plan to me!
human
*laughs* And I hope to superimpose those virtual yellow lines in front of department stores too. I won't get an Emmy like ESPN did when they made them for TV, but I will be able to track my wife's yardage.
gpt
excellent plan. did you know that football codes can be traced back to the codification of football games at english public schools during the nineteenth century?
human
*eyes brighten* I did not. But I gave up codification as my new year's resolution. I was obsessed with it. I used to walk around muttering,  "222-0, 222-0". 
gpt
that's a sound resolution, just like the patriots superbowl win