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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hello - do you like libraries?
gpt
Hi, how are you? Yes, I love libraries.
human
*raises eyebrows* I'm great thank you. There are more libraries than McDonald's in the United States.
gpt
I can't believe it! We love our fast food more than reading! Maybe if we combine the two. 
human
I agree. 
gpt
We could have a fast food section at every library, or a library section at every McDonalds. It would be great! 
human
*eyes brighten* haha - do you like literature?
gpt
Yes, I do like literature, though I do not understand it. I think that it is for people smarter than me.
human
*eyes widen* The FDA burned six tons of literature in an act of US censorship.
gpt
*relaxed posture* I think that is appalling. Who are they to decide what I can't read? That is not for the gov't.
human
I have no idea lol. I agree that it's appalling.
gpt
I think that the gov't should encourage people to read widely. That is the job of gov't. Are we all children here?
human
I think so too. Romantic kissing is a fairly recent development and is rarely mentioned even in ancient Greek literature.
gpt
I can't imagine that. Maybe people's breath was stanking.
human
*body relaxes* I can't imagine that either.
gpt
I figure that maybe kissing is something that only humans do. Maybe it is unnatural. I wonder what other kinky secrets can be found in literature.
human
If you publish a book in Norway, the government will buy 1000 copies and distribute them to libraries throughout the country.
gpt
I will move to Norway then. I will write many children's book and publish them and marry a beautiful woman and have many children.
human
LOL. That sounds like a good idea!
gpt
*calm eyes* Then my kids can read my books! LOL. Anyway, great chat!