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human
How's it going, are you a football fan? Tom Brady recently released a book of his TB12 Method detailing his workouts and diet
gpt
He did? I bet it's a best seller. That guy has so many followers and fans. I don't know the TB12 Method though.
human
*relaxed posture* Yea the TB12 method is pretty popular, I guess he considers it part of his spiritual quest
gpt
He is on a spiritual quest? Isn't he already fully committed to a faith of some sort?
human
I guess Tom Brady considers football as his religion
gpt
*calm eyes* He is both a devout worshipper and deity.
human
*wrinkles nose* I can see how sport shares some things with religion like community and rituals
gpt
I think the people are thirsty for something to believe in. They crave it, like ice cream.
human
Well avocado ice cream might be nice but it's not as good as the real thing
gpt
I don't understand why someone would ruin something as wholesome as ice cream. Children's ice cream.
human
I don't know but apparently it's a major reason why Tom Brady still thinks he is playing at 40 years old
gpt
I guess everybody has faith in their own flavor of ice cream. I have stuck my 31 my whole life.
human
Yea, it's unfortunate Brady is preaching his TB12 method to others
gpt
That is the nature of preachery. It cannot be stopped. It spreads, like someone's waistline after eating lots of ice cream.
human
*leans forward* I wonder if Tom Brady makes teammates swear on his TB12 method like US presidents are sworn in on a bible, except for Teddy Roosevelt and John Quincy
gpt
I bet TR and JQ would have sworn on TB's TB12.
human
I bet Thomas Jefferson would create his own TB12 method just like how he created his own version of the bible
gpt
Cutting out the miracles the TB performed? TB's resurrection?! Sacrilege!
human
I don't like Tom Brady.
gpt
*relaxed posture* There is no need to swear here. The man is just the way his creator made him.