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human
Hey there did you ever watch the reboot of Roseanne?
gpt
I did not watch the reboot. Was it a good reboot? I do not usually like reboots.
human
I thought it was ok. It wasn't as good as the original but I did get some laughs out of it., what do you think about the president by the way
gpt
I think he has a very orange complexion.
human
Well apparently there is a president in Zimbabwe called president banana
gpt
They could do a musical number. I think that many fans would follow.
human
*eyes brighten* See I like that idea haha. Maybe they could make a lot of money so that Trump could be back into the top three richest presidents of all time
gpt
He should have all three slots realistically. He is popular enough for 1st 2nd and 3rd place, like in his beauty contests.
human
Haha, what do you think they'll about going back to the rules before 1805 where the vice president was the runner-up candidate?
gpt
That was some sort of punishment to humiliate the loser. It was there to make sure that the history books recorded the loser in the White House.
human
Haha well all I know is that having Vice President Clinton would be a very crazy thing with President Trump LOL that would be a lot of drama
gpt
I think that it would spark new romance in the Oval Office. The two of them have been making goo-goo eyes at each other for the longest time. She sent him all kind of emails too.
human
Yeah I would like to see that LOL anyway do you use the internet a lot? Have you ever clicked on a hamburger button before
gpt
I click on the hamburger button to order food for my cell. The guards bring it then. It  is not always hamburgers though.
human
*smiles* The name hamburger button makes me hungry LOL it even looks like a hamburger because it has three horizontal lines on it
gpt
That is the strangest of names for a button. It has no condiments on it? How is that a hamburger? Hm.
human
Speaking of the internet though, did you know that only 7% of people read the full terms of service online? Maybe there are hidden hamburger buns on that page LOL
gpt
*hands at sides* The terms are usually written in Chinese or Spanish or something else. that's why people don't read them.
human
Haha well that makes sense then, have you ever visited Mount Everest by the way? Apparently they do have internet access at the peak
gpt
There was a field trip to Mt Everest, but my parents would not sign the permission slip so I did not go. I guess the Internet up there must be pretty pure and natural. 