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You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
*calm eyes* Good Morning.  Putting on my polo shirt which ironically was invented for tennis.
gpt
Who invented the shirt? 
human
Rene "the crocodile" lacoste was the inventor.
gpt
Oh, this is the famous Izod shirt? I guess there is also Polo shirts, which are worn mostly by people not playing polo. The Hawaiians have the right idea about office attire.
human
For sure.  I'd rather wear the aloha shirt than a suit and tie any day.
gpt
*relaxed posture* In the UK, they call them trousers, but we in the US call them "pants." 
human
*leans forward* Some cities actually have laws prohibiting "saggy pants'
gpt
I think it's a sloppy look, and probably a bit too revealing for some folks. I laughed when I saw that a D.C. judged sued a dry cleaner for millions over a lost pair of pants. I wonder whether it was for pain and suffering.
human
*lips slightly parted* Year, $67 million to be exact.  That's crazy.  He should have been fined for such a frivolous lawsuit like that.  
gpt
*shakes head* It's an abuse of judicial power, even if the judge hired a lawyer. I would expect a judge to throw out suits like that, since they clogs up the system.
human
I agree completely.  I wonder what his pants looked like.  Now if they were Aladdin's pants which were modeled after mc hammer's pants, maybe they would be worth 67 million.
gpt
I honestly expected MC Hammer's pants to be modeled after Aladdin's. It seems strange that the Romans thought pants were barbaric. I wonder why pants seem uncivilized.
human
Not sure, but apparently pants were originally worn by mounted armies on horseback.
gpt
I wonder how the Romans felt about socks, especially with the sandals that they wore. 
human
I bet if got cold though they could do like the japanese and put chile peppers in the socks to keep their toes warm.
gpt
That would make for some interesting smelling feet. I didn't know that socks were originally designed to be worn with sandals. Nowadays the look is considered a goofy dad look.
human
*hands at sides* Yeah, I only do that if I'm running out to get the mail or something.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* The foot produces a lot of sweat, so the socks help absorb it. Maybe if a celebrity made the look popular, it would be acceptable generally.
human
Probably so.  Like if Billy mays work them with his blue shirts and khaki pants, that might have worked.
gpt
Who is Billy Mays?
human
*hands at sides* He was the informercial guy, sold Oxy Clean for years.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I've never heard of him. Did he always wear blue shirts and khaki pants?
human
That was his thing.  Well, it's been nice chatting with you this morning.
gpt
Nice chatting! Bye