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human
hi, how are you?
gpt
I'm good.  Just wishing it would stop snowing, spring would get here, and I could go golfing sometime. How are you? 
human
I am the same! I just snow blowed and salted. I am in chicago and feel the same! So done with this.
gpt
*hands at sides* Do you golf in the Chicago area?  There are probably some neat courses there.  Although, they take up a lot of land space and require a lot of water.
human
I work in parks and rec and have a first hand knowledge of golf and am terrible at it. I just want to go home to cold beer when I am done for the day. It's like work to me.
gpt
That literally made me laugh aloud.  It's funny how recreation for some is work for another.  You probably don't play tennis either.  Personally, I'd rather run than play either sport.
human
*eyes brighten* Me too but that has to do with me joining a tennis tournament growing up and getting absolutely waxed! My parents didn't even try to make me feel better. We just got ice cream and didn't bring it up.
gpt
So you are saying you didn't have Roger Federer tendencies as a child?  I tried to play once and discovered I have zero tennis skill.  It was very humbling, and there was no ice cream, unfortunately.
human
None. I am pretty sure federer could have hit me in the head with a tennis ball on his serve and I would not have known about the serve for a few minutes... 
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yeah, he is kind of talented: 20 Grand Slam titles attest to that.  But even more impressive is the fact that he has been "gifted" with two cows for winning tournaments throughout his career.  A cow would be so much better than a trophy.  
human
*eyes brighten* The hell's he gonna do with cows? Does he own a farm? I would just look at them like, "And????"
gpt
Make them pets, of course.  I'd rather have that than be honored with an official stamp, like Switzerland did for him.  Imagine having your face plastered everywhere.  That would be horrible.
human
But Roger is good looking so that would be nice. If my face were on a stamp, then yes, get me cows. 
gpt
*relaxed posture* Overall, tennis players seems to be pretty fit and attractive.  Novak Djokovic isn't bad either.  Neither is Rafael Nadal.  Ah, to be that talented.
human
If you ever watch nadal, look at his forearms. One is like popeye
gpt
Interesting.  I will check that out sometime.  All three have had successful careers and longevity.  They've won like 56% of men's grand slams since 2000.  That's a pretty amazing stat.
human
Yeah. In 2007, roger and raf competed on a court that was half grass and half clay.
gpt
That would pose quite a challenge, I imagine.  I wonder who won that.  
human
*body relaxes* The fans... Raf is better on clay and rog is better on grass. It was a corporate event where they both got PAID!
gpt
*eyes brighten* Good point.  That's what it's all about in the end, I guess. That and the prestige, and the titles, and the ATP rankings, and the cows...