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human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Good, except it appears that I have lost my garden gnome. I hope whoever took it will bring it back...perhaps with photos. Other than that, I am good. You?
human
*laughs* Someone stole your gnome? Who steals a gnome? Was it the travelocity gnome looking for a friend?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* My gnome was a couch potato, so he must have been kidnapped. Perhaps I should look for him on that website that lists people who advertise their couches for weary travelers. That would be a magnet for my gnome!
human
Mackinac Island may not be for your gnome then. They have no cars, which is inconvenient for lazy gnomes!
gpt
Thanks for the heads up!  Traveling with my gnome, Ralph, is always difficult. He insists on walking through the airports, which really slows us down because airports intentionally put baggage claim so far away from the planes to reduce stand-around waiting times at the baggage claim areas for passengers.
human
I know. Plus it has to be rough traveling with Ralph. I cannot imagine he has long legs. He must take forever to walk from the gate to the terminal!
gpt
*laughs* Exactly! He may single-handedly be responsible for the recorded 10% slower air travel times.
human
I hope you two were not traveling during the government shut down. Maybe the lines were just fine but for ralph. Maybe he was the problem!
gpt
I think you may be on to something.  Once whe we were traveling to a little deserted island  that we read about and when we arrived, the island was covered with rabbits! Apparently ship travelers used to release them on island as a food reserve for future journeys, but the island had not been visited in years, ad the rabbits had obviously been quite busy during that time. It was a disaster...
human
*body relaxes* That's a lot of rabbit stew. Did you see a smallish man in a hat hunting wabbits?
gpt
*eyes brighten* No, but that island could use a little hunter in a hat!  Ralph needs a new hat. We have been shopping of one, but it is challenging. He looks pretty good in a chefs hat, but we can't get the fold thing right. Folds represent the number of different ways a chef can cook an egg. Ralph's hat is so wrinkled, he always looks like a master chef.
human
he has to have a hat of his status though. What type of hat are you thinking? I am thinking a nice top hat for night life and a nice day hat like a cowboy hat.
gpt
Top hats are tough for Ralph...they make him look like the Monopoly dude. We're thinking of maybe a Russian ushanka for his evening attire. What do you think?
human
That's a nice choice. The top hat would have been much. Does he have a monocle though?
gpt
*eyes brighten* No. Did I tell you that Ralph is blind?  He wears rounded black sunglasses like Helen Keller. He is pretty good at reading BRaille, the written  language invented by Louis Braille, the 15-year old. 
human
*eyes brighten* So the monocle would have been just an accessory. Apologize to him for me being so insensitive to his visual abilities. He would not have been involved in the moral panic then...
gpt
He looks mighty fine in his black glasses though. His dashing looks have challenged the moral fiber of many a young lass. Still, it is hard to get all the current book titles in braille... He does enjoy reading George RR Martin stories though...
human
*eyes brighten* That's a good choice. Does he have a favorite book of Martin's?
gpt
Actually, he most enjoys the monster stories Martin wrote in his youth. "Killer Gnomes form Mars" is his favorite.