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human
Hi, how are you? Do you like Facebook?
gpt
I have a Facebook account but rarely use it.  The more I hear about their privacy abuses the less inclined I feel to get back into it.
human
Facebook is opposed to privacy. There is no money in it. Most of us would do the same as them for the billions of dollars that have come their way.
gpt
*takes a step back* True.  I'm sure Mark Zuckerberg doesn't lose sleep at night over my concerns.  i like the Burger King promotion where you get a whopper for unfriending people
human
BK pushes for animosity among people for the sake of empty calories. Not sure that I approve, but I would probably make friends just to break friendships for flame-broiled ecstasy.
gpt
If you're concerned about calories you could watch a horror movie, supposedly burns 180!
human
Me and my new "unfriends" could head to the BK for tasty burgers, then unburn the calories at the theater.
gpt
I'm not sure Bambi would burn enough, unless you're Stephen King of course.
human
Bambi was so traumatizing to King that he became a horror writer. He has not slain these demons, merely harnessed their power.
gpt
*body stiffens* I'm typically not that bothered by horror movies, snakes, on the other hand, scare me.
human
Can you burn calories by watching snakes? Or handling them? 
gpt
I'd burn the calories running the opposite direction.  My kids, however, seem to love them.  My young daughter is desperate for a pet snake.
human
Do you like your daughter? If not, you could get her the biggest snake out there. If you like her, probably get her a small snake. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* It depends on the day and her mood.  I'd sooner be in New Zealand with their distinct lack of snakes.
human
New Zealand is very far away from everything. Not much going on there. Snakes usually like to be near the action. 
gpt
I don't need any action, the lack of it is fine by me.  I'll just sit around and stay in touch using Facebook.
human
*hands tremble* If the snakes are on facebook, then they can get to New Zealand virtually. And that's how it all starts. First the Internet, then international. 
gpt
Sound like the beginnings of a horror movie.  Like Snakes on a Plane, now that was a horrific film!
human
That would be a great way to burn calories by using Facebook. Snakes on FB.
gpt
*frowns* I'm pretty sure there are already snakes on Facebook, snakes might be a little too polite.
human
Yes, but what kind of snakes? I figure snakes that have the tech knowledge to use FB, and to get around the privacy problems, would be the most fearful creatures out there.
gpt
*eyes brighten* They sound more tech savvy than me, maybe I should get that pet for my daughter.
human
Please do. Remember, snakes are never as feral as children. 
gpt
Wise words, I shall note that down for future use.  Have a good evening.