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human
*calm eyes* Hi, how are you?
gpt
Good!  How often do you use the internet?
human
I use it every day all day. I do not have a life outside of the Internet. You?
gpt
I feel the same way.  I need it for way too many things.
human
I need to cut the cord and find life away from the bloody computer. But I cannot. I am addicted.
gpt
*hands tremble* There is such a thing as addiction to clicking links.  Be careful.  I might have it too.
human
I think that I have any and every addiction that is possible on the Internet. There is no cure perhaps. Well, maybe I can find one on the Internet. LOL
gpt
Good luck with that.  Just dont waste time reading TOS, only 7 of people do anyway.
human
*relaxed posture* I am surprised that it's even that many. I figured it would be 1% or something.
gpt
Same here.  I definitely dont read them.  
human
I figure that they can't take my soul or my first child, whichever is worth more.
gpt
I might have promised  a few companies my soul.  I figure they can fight over it if it is that important to them.  LOL
human
I do not have one. I lost it to Internet addiction long ago.
gpt
Do you know what they call that 3 lined menu button?
human
I have no idea. The "three lined menu button?" LOL
gpt
*hands at sides* They call it the Hamburger button.  I always just called the menu button, but I didnt know it has some sort of cutesy name.
human
*hands at sides* The vegans must hate that name! And the button! What would PETA say?
gpt
Call it the VeggieBurger button?  
human
Yes, that might do. I don't want to be scolded by PETA.
gpt
True that.  Feed two birds with one scone..  lol
human
Yes, one scone. Anyway, great chat!
gpt
Have a good day!