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human
Do you use facebook?
gpt
*eyes brighten* I do not. I detest the color blue, unlike the colorblind creator of FaceBook.  You?
human
Really? I like blue since it is calming. Why don't you like blue?
gpt
*body relaxes* I hail from the German state of Schleswigholtein, where we are indoctrinated in the dogma of the color wheel. We have also outlawed the "Like" button... th color blue is 
human
How is that working out for you?
gpt
We have adopted another button, the "I think this is acceptable, and may even prefer this option" button.  I may join Facebook anyway, just so I can unfrind 10 people and earn a free Whopper. That I would like.
human
I wonder what beef they have with facebook
gpt
I still have my old, "Where's the beef?" hat...I loved that commercial...  I think they are trying to subvert citizen involvement in writing of the Icelandic constitution, which is being done on FaceBook.                                      
human
It is amazing how dominant facebook is in social media that a country is using it to change their consitution
gpt
Would not have been possible had MySpace purchased FB when they had the chance.  Apparently, MS did not think FB was worth the $75 mil proposed.
human
*relaxed posture* I mean 75mil isn't a small sum, but neither is several billion lol
gpt
But that is the what the world values these days. They think money is made from thin air. The truth is that, according to modern physice, the entire universe could have been created out of nothing... Personally, I think pizza predated the cosmos.
human
*relaxed posture* Well there is still some hope for humanity. When a teacher talked about her low income students, a kind passenger gave her more than 500 in cash for funds to better teach them
gpt
*smiles* Sure! The world has a lot to offer. Just think of Pixar, the world famous entertainment company. They spent three years studying the physics of hair to give bounce to the hair of Merida from Brave. Now those are great priorities!
human
*tilts head* Do you like disney films?
gpt
*smiles* Sure. They give me hope for a humanity that legalizes flame throwers for cars in South Africa..
human
*calm eyes* Well if they are using flame throwers against large wild animals, then I accept. 
gpt
*smiles* They use them to prevent carjacking, a common threat posed by hyenas and elephants in their region.
human
Oh, carjacking animals lol. On a more serious note, there should be something better than flamethrowers for that
gpt
*smiles* We should consult one of the greatest minds of our generation for answers..perhaps a noted physicist like...oh...say maybe... Kim Jong-un?  Any guy that can get a hole in one every time he swings a gold club should have all the answers we need.. 