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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
*lips slightly parted* Hello! How are you?
gpt
*takes a step forward* Great.  Do you like to go to concerts? Wow, Linkin Park played 324 concerts in the year 2001!
human
I do! That is crazy! I guess the success of an album can do that!
gpt
*eyes widen* Even the Ramones have played 2,263 concerts.  They toured non-stop for over 20 years.  No wonder they wanted to be sedated!
human
haha too funny! Can you believe Creed was sued once for a terrible concert they put on?
gpt
That must have been a really bad concert.  I guess 4 people sued.  I have to wonder if they were in the same group or law firm.  Sounds frivolous... 
human
*raises eyebrows* People want to get the best out of their money I guess haha. I didn't know Google was started back in 1998!
gpt
I didn't know Google went down for 5 minutes in 2013.  I probably blamed my ISP.
human
haha, it even took 40 percent of web traffic with it!
gpt
Yes, Google is huge.  Funny, a single Google search requires more computing power than it took to send Neil Armstrong and 11 other astronauts to the moon!  Amazing nerds with slide-rules! 
human
I guess you can get millions of results in less than a second so I believe it! Do you know how google maps works?
gpt
You mean by calculating traffic by monitoring Android devices?  Why not iPhones?  Apple would probably sue them...
human
They probably would. It goes to show that Android users are always being watched lol.
gpt
*takes a step back* It is kind of scary... Scary like Google using goats to mow the lawn.  I would hate to get that vet bill. 
human
Haha I agree! Do you know any facts about the moon?
gpt
A few.  I know that it has a peak that is higher than Mt. Everest at 1,938 meters higher. No fair, the moon has 1/6th the gravity.
human
How can people even calculate that haha.
gpt
Slide-rules?  Mars has lame moons.  They aren't even spherical. There best moon, Phobos, is hollow and looks like a tortured potato. 
human
*tilts head* Haha that would be a sight to see! Some say it was artifical in origin! Anyways, nice chatting with you!
gpt
*takes a step back* Yeah, I think I saw the aliens that did it the other night and then they quit giving me beer.  Wow, there may be life on Saturn's moon Titan... 