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human
hello,  do you use Facebook?
gpt
I do have a FB account. I try to avoid it when I can. Maybe we should ban it. Facebook's like button is illegal in one German state.
human
*lips slightly parted* lol yeah I heard I wonder whats up with that?  Is it the thumbs up they dont like?  I hear Myspace had an offer to buy facebook in 2005! 
gpt
I bet they are regretting that. They could have bought it for $75 million and it's now worth 2.2 billion.
human
I know right,  missed opportunity!  I hear Burger king had a promotion to give a free whopper to people who unfriend 10 people lol would you do it?
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Haha I totally should so I will spend less time on FB!
human
Do you find fish interesting?  I love sea life.  did you know the black swallow can eat its prey dd2 times its length and 10 times its weight?  That is insanely cool!
gpt
Yeah I think fish are cool! I'd love to learn more about the immortal jellyfish.
human
Ive seen it on the discovery channel lol theres also an immortal lobster!  Immortal meaning that if nothing kills it,  it has the ability to live forever.  Since, lobster is so delicious its probably not going to live forever lol
gpt
Haha, really? That's interesting. And funny. I wonder why the zebrafish has 84 percent of genes associated with human diseases?
human
Yikes thats weird.  
gpt
Yes, I will stay away from that fish, k thx. I think seahorses are another cool fish, so pretty. They are the only fish with a neck.
human
Nice!  I also think its interesting that the male seahorse carries the baby!  weird right!
gpt
Interesting! So do you like other animals? What about raccoons?
human
I also read that seahorses have no teeth or stomachs,  their food passes through them almost instantly and have to constantly eat!  They also are not strong swimmers and can die from exhaustion!  Raccoons are cute,  but I dont like them much. 
gpt
I heard this horrible story about a teacher from florida killing raccoons in class.
human
That is disgusting! 
gpt
*takes a step back* Yeah, apparently the teacher made his students do that because the raccoons were killing chickens that they were raising for the class.
human
*leans forward* Yup,  read that.  People are so weird,  i wonder what is going through their minds sometimes.  Why is killing the raccoon the first thought,  why not " how can I better protect my chickens?"  and why does he have some student help him?
gpt
*eyes widen* Can't imagine why he got the students involved. 
human
seriously!  Why have this even in the classroom with the students involved. So depressing.  
gpt
*takes a step back* Yeah, apparently he thought the raccoon might be rabid but still does not explain getting students involved.