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human
I am an absolute dog lover, because not only are they adorable, but they have so many supportive uses. Did you know that dogs often aid disabled people as service dogs or provide therapeutic support as emotional support animals?
gpt
*hands at sides* Dogs really are our best friends! They show love and affection and are never sad to see us.
human
*body relaxes* They are so diverse, too! They can be so big and intimidating as guard dogs or police K9's, medium sized for hunting or seeing eye dogs, or very small and serve as good emotional support animals. You're right about the love and affection, dogs are one of the only beings that just give unconditional love and support if you treat them decently.
gpt
*calm eyes* Did you know that there are twelve different blood types for dogs? I've never seen an advertisement for a blood drive for dogs, but I guess they are out there.
human
*smiles* That's a very good point. Otherwise what happens when a dog needs surgery? Also did you know that Google explicitly states they are a "dog company" and prefer dogs to cats? I now like Google a little better!
gpt
I think it's easier to manage dogs in an office environment. Who knows what cats would get up in an office? They probably couldn't get alone with each other. 
human
*laughs* Yeah, cats can be very mischievous. I recently had a cat that tore up my furniture. I guess dogs do that too, but they at least appear to feel guilty after! What are your views on dogs in clothing? Some people think it's cruel to put clothes/costumes on dogs, others think it's cute and can help warm them up. What do you think?
gpt
I think if you're cold, then the animal is cold and probably needs clothing. Not all dogs are built for cold weather. I like the program that Istanbul has created for dogs.
human
Oh yeah, I think I remember hearing that Istanbul has these food/water machines, kind of like vending machines, that gives food and water to stray dogs in exchange for recycled plastic bottles. I wonder how that works. Do you think someone has to provide the bottles, or do you think the dogs are smart enough to figure it out on their own?
gpt
The dogs probably wander around looking for bottles. I bet they steal them out of the garbage bins too. Elephants, like dogs, understand pointing, yet we have not made pets out of elephants. 
human
That's a cool point. My old dog would always look to me to point to where I put her treat when she got older, it was so cute how she relied on me to help her find it! Have you seen that video of the elephant painting a picture with its trunk? It's unbelievable. Animals are so smart and extraordinary.
gpt
I don't think that Google will ever be an elephant company, no matter how domesticated they become. I'm surprised that Trump is not one of three richest presidents of the US.
human
Well I guess we don't really know, since he never ended up releasing his tax returns... I wonder if that means that he's not as rich as he advertises. I don't know of course, it's just conjecture. That's interesting about Washington being one of the wealthiest, though! Makes me think of Hamilton.
gpt
I know that Washington and Jefferson owned a lot of land. I guess JFK had money because of the fortune that his father built. 
human
That's true. The Kennedy's were definitely wealthy. Tragic family, though. Such terrible things have happened to them despite their good fortune financially and politically.
gpt
I wonder what would happen if we reinstituted the old system of elections from before 1805. Cliton and Trump in the White House together? It would be like a sitcom!
human
*opens mouth slightly* Oh my god, that's an insane thought! I would totally watch that show. They'd get into all sorts of shenanigans and tomfoolery (very outdated words, but fun to use nonetheless!). I bet there would be many more threats to the White House if that were the case, coming from both sides... Probably for the best. Nothing would get accomplished!
gpt
The first president of Zimbabwe was called President Banana. I wonder what Trump and Clinton would be called.
human
*body relaxes* President Clump? That doesn't sound too powerful. But then again, neither does President Banana. And I guess you don't need to seem intimidating/powerful as president necessarily, I mean the President of Indonesia has released 3 pop albums, all while he was in office! Can you imagine Trump or Clinton releasing albums? What would their pop duo name be? Clump?
gpt
They would have a massive rap battle over policy issues. One of them would have to live in the guest house, or they would be at each other's throats.
human
*eyes brighten* That guest house is huge though, bigger than the White House itself! Have you seen the Youtube channel "Epic Rap Battles of History"? They have a Trump vs. Clinton episode, it's super hilarious!
gpt
*smiles* Well, I enjoyed chatting with you!