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human
Hi, do you use amazon?
gpt
Yes Jeff should run for President! You?
human
He could afford to do it but wouldn't want to take the pay cut. Plus he probably has more power in his role as CEO. He also own WaPo so he has the voice too.
gpt
Not familiar with WaPo? They even offer international shipping, now.
human
*opens mouth slightly* Sorry, washington post. I cannot believe amazon was founded in 1994.
gpt
Yeah seems like it's been around forever. How did we ever get along with out it? They have a contract with usps to deliver pkgs on Sundays.
human
*takes a step back* did you now they owned IMDB too? Man, they own everything!
gpt
I know right! Imagine having a building named after you for being the first customer. 
human
All that for the low, low price of $27.95!
gpt
Right, i wonder which building it was. Apparently you can loose a lot of weight working in the warehouse. You'll walk about 7-15 miles a shift.
human
*body stiffens* I know... I worked in a warehouse for 1.5 years and it was the worst. My feel and legs killed all the time. I was not made out for that..
gpt
I hear you just walking from the car inside my work place is tiring so i can'e imagine.
human
*laughs* Although they make more than I did. And if they got stock options... I would suffer for that...
gpt
There a clock that bezos built that is supposed to last 10,000 years.
human
That sure is a long time!
gpt
Boom! I was not aware that the owned IMBD.
human
Yeah. He owns like half of the US and a large portion of Istanbul. That might be hyperbole...
gpt
Do you watch or use youtube at all? 
human
*laughs* A little but not much. You?
gpt
More than i should but i usually use it to learn stuff, like fixing my car or computer. 