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human
Hello, how are you doing today? What do you think of the Earth?
gpt
I am well!  I tend to like Earth.  I wish people would quit destroying it.
human
I have tried my best to not do so. We have so little left in the way of forests. Where did they all go? Can we get them back?
gpt
It would be up to you and me, the earth is on its way to being helium free.
human
I think that we need to grow trees that produce helium. Then we would have both forests and HeHe.
gpt
LOL.  Did you know there is a UN ambassador to ET life?
human
I have heard. I applied for the job, but they said it was already filled. I needed to speak ET in order to get the job.
gpt
I would have a hard time telling my friends and family what I did.. lol
human
I think that you would have a cover job to keep your position secret. "I make photocopies and serve coffee. Nothing to do with aliens at all!"
gpt
Probably true.
human
I think that the job would not pay very well either. But you might get to meet some interesting people. Like Men in Black. Lots of weird ETs.
gpt
That would be a possibility. Id definitely want the flashy thing then.  
human
The weapons would be cool. You would be sworn to secrecy until the UN decided you needed to be on TV. I think it is a job for life.
gpt
Do you know how long a day was on earth when it first formed?
human
The earth was just starting its job so it probably wasn't very good at it. Maybe 2 hours? 3?
gpt
LOL  5.5 hours.  I wonder that slowed it down so much, maybe all the stupid people on the planet...  
human
I guess in the future it will get even slower. I figure the work day will soon be 20 hours. Then we'll all be screwed.
gpt
Definitely.  Maybe we need to get kidnapped by those aliens and taken to other intelligent life, there is not much left here.
human
I would like to get the aliens to make the day shorter.Anyway, great chat!
gpt
Me too!  Have a good night!
human
*relaxed posture* Have a night! Bye!
gpt
:)