system
You're talking about captivating trivia and up-to-date news with the user. Feel free to respond in any way you like.
human
*shakes head* Hi, did you know that 86% of the land in Nevada is owned by the Government?  If they were treated like US citizens, they would be forced to sell it to pay for their massive debts.
gpt
Yes, the government does own 86% of Nevada.  Not only that, but did you hear that in 2006, the US passed legislation that would protect government employees from being prosecuted for violating the Geneva Convention?
human
*raises eyebrows* Why even have the Geneva convention?  Wow, some con man in France sold the Eiffel Tower twice!
gpt
Yes, but on the better side, in 2008 the Norwegian government donated $1B to help save the Amazon Rainforest. There's still some good left in the world.
human
*raises eyebrows* That's cool of them.  That is a lot of money for Norway.  Meanwhile, the president of Indonesia released 4 pop albums. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I think it was 3 pop albums but I could be wrong. I did hear that Wikileaks published the government's plans to destroy Wikileaks.
human
Yeah, 3... Did you know that soldiers made radios out of razor blades and pencils in WW I?
gpt
Yes, I heard about that.  Did you know that Jupiter has radio storms so strong that they can be picked up and heard by an AM radio?
human
Yeah, Jupiter has some great stations.  Canada's government requires 40% of their music to be Canadian. 
gpt
I know, right? Since 1989, a Finnish radio station has broadcast "Nuntii Latinii" - a weekly news program conducted entirely in Classical Latin.
human
So do you follow Prince Harry and Ms. Markle? I don't get why people get so crazy about a royal couple.
gpt
*tilts head* No, I don't. Prince Harry and Ms. Markle are all over the news and are celebrities in the UK because they are royalty.
human
I guess they visited Wales.  May dodged a question about inviting Trump to the wedding.
gpt
Yes, so says the British tabloids, who also reported that Prince Harry recently sidestepped an inquiry whether the Obamas could expect an invitation in their mailbox, given the prince's friendship with Barack Obama.
human
I didn't realize Markle's mom is black and her father is white. I couldn't care less.  They are going to raise their child gender neutral.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I guess the big question is, will the Obamas be headed to Windsor in May? 
human
If they do, I don't want to see or hear about it.  I just hope they are wasting more taxpayer money on the pleasure trips.  I guess Harry and Meghan were presented with "Celtic Love Spoons"?
gpt
Yes, their ceremony at St. George's Chapel in Windsor which seats 800 will be filled no doubt.
human
I'd rather visit a local pub and read up on the latest Wikileaks.  
gpt
Ha, yes Wikileaks. Wikileaks published the government's plans to destroy Wikileaks so they might be gone til then.