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human
*calm eyes* Hi, how are you?
gpt
Fine. I just returned from a trip. I traveled to Europe. I seems like air travel is slower these days that it used to be. Am I right?
human
Yeah, so many security checks. It's really irritating. I would love faster plans that could go over 1000 mph. Or a high speed rail service in the US for intercity travel. The Dutch are designing a speedy bus for commuters. Why can't we?
gpt
Right, yeah! Our bus systms are so slow, the drivers routinely release rabbits at the bus stop so that future passengers have something to eat while they are waiting for  the next bus. Kind of like ships used to do ...leaving rabbits on islands. 
human
*relaxed posture* I like that. Thoughtful of the drivers, but probably increases bus fares. If King Kalakaua of Hawaii had travelled the world on bus, he would have died before completing the journey.
gpt
*body relaxes* Yeah. He could have walked faster. Kind of like the airlines, who instead of fetching baggage faster, just make us walk further. 
human
I heard they did that in Houston. All that complaints about waiting for bags? Hey, why don't you take a long walk around the airport before you get your bags then? The passengers didn't get a vote in that decision.
gpt
All those poor people, carrying around their stolen garden gnomes. At least it increases time for taking selfies.
human
Selfies at the airport are so HOT right now! Instagram and Snapchat can't keep up with the flood of them! I think there's something fishy about Alabama and voters. What's up with black men losing the right to vote there?
gpt
*body relaxes* I don't know anything about that. 
human
Astronauts vote from space.
gpt
*laughs* Nice. Funny that chimpanzees beat us into space, and in 1988, a chimp got 400,000 votes in a mayoral election in Rio de Janeiro. Unfotunately, he lost. THe best politician in years too. A real shame.
human
*calm eyes* Chimpanzees are natural politicians. Historically the tallest candidate has won presidential elections 75% of the time. I guess growth hormone could come in handy, especially for chimps.
gpt
JFK was taller than Tricky Dicky, and he won. He voted against the 1957 civil rights act, but he still won.
human
JFK also had a ton of cash, so that probably helped. The whole system seems rigged. People have lost the right to vote, people don't have money to run for office. Maybe NBA players have the height and the cash to make a go of politics.
gpt
*eyes brighten* They certainly could do some damage on the Supreme Court. I think they would get tons of votes! Maybe not the 99.5% landslide they had in Norway, but they would do well. Do you hear about that?
human
No, I didn't. Almost 100%? Crazy. I wonder how tall that person was.
gpt
*smiles* It was a vote for independence, so it was a "big" step in their history!
human
I guess they wanted to become independent from Denmark? Denmark is a pretty short country, so I guess that's why they lost. In the UK, not all men had the vote until 1918. I wonder what determined who got the vote.
gpt
Fish and chips. Either that or they played a basketball game for it. Although most basketball player go bankrupt when they finish playing, so I would take the fish and chips.
human
Well, I enjoyed chatting with you. Don't forget to vote, even if you're in space.
gpt
*laughs* You too buddy!  And like that great coach, stan van gundy, once said, "Riba shouldn't be playing games on Christmas day!" Chow!