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human
Are you a hockey fan of the Stars or Capitals?
gpt
I don't really know much about hockey. Which team are you a fan of?
human
Actually, I grew up in the South so hockey wasn't a thing really...  I think watching humming birds steal spiderwebs was more popular. 
gpt
I like the fact that hummingbirds do things like that . Everybody likes them, but I knew that they were larcenous little buggers.
human
*raises eyebrows* They actually remind me more of insects in their sounds.  The sound more like a Jupiter radio storm.
gpt
I think the storms on Jupiter deserves their chance at a Grammy, especially considering all the bad music on the radio these days. Boy, I tell ya, kids these days!
human
Yeah, if Fox News can have a gaming website then Jupiter should have a shot at a Grammy. 
gpt
The median viewer age for Fox News is 68. Are they going to play games? I don't THINK so.
human
*curls lip* I wonder what the median age for hockey is?  I did go to a hockey game once.  I saw Roman Polak... You know the saying: "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."  That's what he was like, always called for penalties.
gpt
I don't know Roman Polak. I know Roman Polanski. Hockey is one of Canada's national sports. There is another one. Can you guess what it is?
human
Ice fishing?  I suspect Roman Polak and Roman Polanski have similar arrest records.
gpt
*calm eyes* LOL! Probably! Do you listen to the radio at all?
human
Only in the car on long trips without CDs or mp3s available.  I might listen to classic radio shows but I don't know a station for that.  
gpt
Classic radio shows? Were you born in the 1920s? No one listens to those. Those are dusty archives on the Internet for the species that discovers humanity after we all disappear. 
human
I think it would be interesting.  Didn't you ever listen to things like Cheech & Chong or other comedy audios?  I guess it's a matter of understanding a particular vernacular like hockey's "turning over the puck." 
gpt
I ain't so good with the hockey metaphors, but I get the Cheecher and Chonger metaphors. Them fellers were good with the marijuana jokes. I think they should be on Fox News more.
human
They would be a good fit for CNN.  A little comedy might subdue all the Trump hate. Like Canadian law, all news channels should be 40% truthful. 
gpt
The truth in Canada comes in the form of Canadian Content or CanCon. I think that Canada has a really good grasp of what's necessary in these trying times.
human
*narrows eyes* I've only been to Canada once.  It was beautiful.  I wonder if they have Canadian hummingbirds -- they sure do have hockey. 
gpt
Don't ever trust Canadian hummingbirds on the hockey field! They are nefarious! Anyhow, good to chat! Enjoy your next trip to Canada!
human
Ha! I'll keep that in mind.  Thanks for the excellent conversation.  
gpt
Groovy!