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human
So do you like cats?
gpt
I do but I like dogs a bit better.  Cats sleep 2/3rds of their life.  Sort of stationary fur balls...
human
They make great statues for the house!  Would you pay to play with a cat?
gpt
*eyes widen* Not really.  I usually get my hands all scratched up.  Cats are cool though, descendants from ancient times in the Middle and Near East. 
human
yeah, cats do go back!  That's cool thought that they used a stray cat in the Godfather movie.
gpt
Yeah I didn't know that.  Cats do things on their own terms.  If they're in the mood, they won't hesitate to bother ya, even if you're doing a TV interview.
human
See, that's what bugs me about them.  Not sure if a cat has the ability to respect like a dog does?
gpt
I don't think so. They are independent.  If the have the urge to climb your arm, they will and scolding as little impact, unlike a dog.
human
yeah!  and the whole litter box thing is gross too! LOL
gpt
*shakes head* That's my main reservation.  It is good that they have the sense not to discuss politics (e.g., communism, Poland and Yugoslavia).
human
yeah, for sure!  How in the heck does a cat become mayor???
gpt
They must have friends in furry places.  They probably watch TV together.  Like Family Guy on a huge flat screen.
human
*eyes brighten* LOL!  Love me some TV, and especially love me some Simpsons
gpt
I like the Simpsons too.  I liked the 70s show although it bombed in the UK. 
human
yeah that's crazy!  Their humor is a lot different than ours i guess!
gpt
Don't know... I love Monty Python so I get British humor.  Maybe they are like cats in that they choose sort of indiscriminately. 
human
*leans slightly forward* I wonder if they like South Park?
gpt
I have a feeling they do.  Cats are smart although I can't see them doing division like Von Neumann...
human
Well, they became mayor so you never know!
gpt
True but I think cats are smarter than most politicians. Can you see your average House member doing long division?
human
*body relaxes* This is true and since the internet has been invented in 1989, politicians are continuing to look stupid!
gpt
The internet makes it worse for them.  It's instant.  Back when there was only daily news reports, they could get by being brain dead. 
human
yeah... now news travels faster than ever!!!
gpt
Yes indeed, faster that speed reading.  Nice talking with you.  Bye. 