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You're having a discussion about interesting trivia and recent news with the user. Feel free to voice your thoughts however you like.
human
*body relaxes* Hi, how are you?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* I'm doing great! It's a great day for a chat!
human
It is. Nothing like race to bring 2 complete strangers together in a chat!
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Well, most people put on their trousers one leg at a time, regardless of race. I think that it's odd that a judge sued a dry cleaners for $67 mill. What was he thinking?
human
*laughs* "Where's my pants?" Just a guess... How special do your pants have to be though??? Seems like overkill.
gpt
I think he was trying to scare the dry cleaners. Maybe it was his favorite pair of saggy pants. All the justices are wearing those nowadays.
human
HA! Nice! The defendants have to ask him to pull up his pants and act appropriately... The romans saw wearing pants as a sign of barbarism.
gpt
*hands at sides* I suppose they would. They probably thought most people were barbaric. MC Hammer couldn't do the same wearing Roman robes though.
human
*smiles* HA! Or at least have the same effect. Michael Jackson owned a patent on the thing that allowed him to do the extreme lean.
gpt
Oh, the special shoes? Yeah, he really had a gift for dance. I wonder if anyone else has done the same routine.
human
*shakes head* Probably Chris Brown but I wont look anything about him up. The whole hitting a woman thing...
gpt
*squints eyes* Some guys just don't know how to deal with conflict. He probably should have sued her for $67 million. That would have been easier.
human
Old navy markets jeans with a 41" waist as 36". I wear a 36 and am now thinking I wear a 41. What the?
gpt
People want the illusion of skinny. Good marketing for when you go to the club and people are drunk. What size does she wear? Oh, 36? She wear  a smaller size than I thought 
human
*laughs* Funny... Here I am trying to lose weight and I just need to change my tags... who knew!
gpt
*body relaxes* That's the surest, fastest way for America to deal with the obesity crisis. The jeans companies need to help!
human
*leans slightly forward* Im cancelling my gym membership right now! You have made a believer out of me!
gpt
It's funny that the small pocket on jeans were designed for pocket watches. Not much call for that for decades. Kids use them for something else now.
human
*laughs* I have been wondering about that pocket for years. Mystery solved. I tried my pocket knife in there but it was too big.
gpt
Kids use it as a booger bank.