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human
Hi. Are you interested in politics?
gpt
*calm eyes* I have some interest in politics.  But I love the absurd much more.  What do you have in an extra goofy president, size X large?
human
*opens mouth slightly* Probably a winner. Since 1900 the taller candidate has won the Presidential election 75% of the time.
gpt
I bet that taller people are more likable and the office is a popularity contest.  Nothing in a "very stable genius?"
human
*opens mouth slightly* Well regardless of how likable and popular they may be, they apparently aren't likable enough. Voter turn hasn't exceeded 63% in the last 100 years.
gpt
Apathy is acceptable.  In some areas, apathy is preferred.   A cat named Hank placed third in a Virginia Senate election.
human
That's pretty funny. They might have been better off with an ancient Athens election that was appointed by lottery.
gpt
Yes, I think Public Office should be kind of like Jury Duty.  I just remembered, the faster blinker in presidential debates has lost every election since 1980.  Are you tall, do you blink slow?  You could be in!
human
I am neither of those things so I suppose I am out. Unless I am being elected in Nevada. They are the only state that have a "None of the Candidates" option.
gpt
That is to bad.  I would vote for you.  Nevada has a "none of these" option.  Thats good.  What happens if everyone uses it?
human
*raises eyebrows* Then I guess we have a cat for office. Up until 1805 the runner up in Presidential election automatically became Vice President, assuming citizens were voting.
gpt
If we want more meaningful elections, perhaps more meaningful presidents are needed.  The only president to have a Phd was Woodrow Wilson.  Education might be a good thing.
human
I am surprised we do not have more educated and qualified Presidents. Or at least colorful. The President of Indonesia released 3 pop albums while in office.
gpt
In terms of things valued by people that vote, veterans seem to do well.  2012 was the first election with no veteran on it since 1944.  
human
Well you and I are apparently very good at psephology, that is the study of results and other statistics related to elections.
gpt
Agreed, psephology for the win.  If a president is required to be popular, a music album is not a bad way to go.  
human
*calm eyes* In America, it seems like it is better to be the guest than the President. The guest house is larger than the White House.
gpt
I would think that the White House is old and build to a past set of standards.  Want to hear something funny about Lincoln and Booth?
human
Sure. I like fun facts. I do know that Booth assassinated Lincoln.
gpt
Right.  the funny thing is Lincoln was the first president to be photographed for his inauguration.  The weird thing is Booth was in that photo.  We cant throw a rock without a cell phone photo today.