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human
hey there my friend do you own a car?
gpt
No, I own a Zepplin. Better mileage, but going through the McDonalds drive thru is a challenge...
human
*takes a step back* ya its funny the drive through has only been around since 1975, I wish I had a zeppelin haha
gpt
My biggest complaint: no trunk. Cars originally had awooden trunk on the back of the vehicle, and modern cars are equipped with a rear space called the trunk. Can't fit a trunk on the back of my Zeppelin.
human
haha that and fear of a fire consuming it haha, watch out for visiting south africa, there its legal to put a flame thrower on your car!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Thanks for the heads up!  I hear Cadillac is going to come out with a Zeppelin, named after its founder, Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac. It will be called the Fat Moth..
human
*tilts head* haha that sounds awesome! have you eveer played the videogame called Gran Tourismo?
gpt
*body relaxes* No. But I have been to Mckinac Island. You know, the one where motorized vehicles are banned. I use the hand crank on my Zeppelin when there.
human
lol your zeppelin can do anything! where else do you travel and would you use your zeppelin even if you had a bus that could go 160mph?
gpt
Nice. My Zeppelin only goes0.160 mph, so I don't go anywhere quickly. But King Kalakaua, the first king to travel the globe...used a Zeppelin.
human
haha we need some pics of King Kalakaua riding a sweet zeppelin!
gpt
You know, in 2010, the UN appointed an ambassador to extraterrestrials. He has a Zeppelin too.
human
ya thats cool, what will you use to keep your zeppelin bouyant when the earth runs out of helium in 2100?
gpt
Cow farts. I have been experimenting with this concept, and I have some promising early results. My bigger concern is that 80% of the earths forests have been destroyed. Cows like forests.
human
haha nice, maybe we cna have a race, you in your zeppelin and me in Iceland taking planes to travel between the major cities because they don't have rail services
gpt
Ok. But if I leave for Iceland today, I should be there in 2067. Good thing our days are longer than they used to be when the world was new. If I was operating on 5.5-hour days, I don't think I would agree to go to iceland.
human
*takes a step forward* haha yes well humans have only been on this earth for about 1 minute if you count all of planet's history as a 24 hour period haha
gpt
Is that calculated in  5.5-hr days, or 24-hr days?
human
ah haha that would be on a 24 hour day, Id have to do the math to recalculate for the 5.5 hour day haha
gpt
*eyes brighten* Well, according to radiometric dating, the earth is 4.5 billion years old. I don't know how they use radios to calculate the age of the earth, but my Zeppelin has a radio... So, I'm set..