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human
Hey did you know Trump isn't the wealthiest president ever?
gpt
I did not. Who was the welathiest then?
human
JFK, Washington, and Jefferson
gpt
Huh. I would have never guessed that. Navada is the only state with "none of these candidates" on the ballot. Seems weird.
human
*body relaxes* Seems like a good option to me. Apparently the taller candidate usually wins, like 75% of the time when running for president. Perhaps Nevada should just have a box for "tallest candidate" and make it easier.
gpt
That would make it easier. And as a 6'6" person, I would probably win so I am all for it!
human
You have my vote. In Athens they would appoint some officials by lottery.
gpt
*eyes brighten* Oh geez, doesn't seem to meritous. What's next, rock/paper/scissors?
human
*hands at sides* I think it was to prevent an Oligarchy. Hard to make plans for domination if you have no idea who will be in control.
gpt
that's true. Did you know NYC's area code is 212 because they are lazy?
human
*leans slightly forward* On an old rotary phone that 212 would be easy to dial. It pays to be the Big Apple I guess.
gpt
did you ever have a rotary phone?
human
Oh yeah, attached to the wall. Not much to it. Now an iPhone has more computing power than our nuclear arsenal.
gpt
Yeah! I used to make mistakes or my finger would fly off the dial and I would get so mad! Now it probably more than a space shuttle too!
human
*takes a step forward* Hah! I remember being so excited to answer the phone and now Unicef will donate water for every minute you stay OFF your phone.
gpt
*eyes brighten* I would be more than happy to stay off my phone. The water would be a bonus!
human
*leans slightly forward* Yeah it would. I heard the Zimbabwean president was called President Banana. Perhaps Trump could have a nickname too?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* A proper noun and a descriptor, I like it!
human
*laughs* I speak English good! The president of Indonesia has released 3 Pop albums. Perhaps Trump could do some cool jazz?
gpt
Like Clinton. They could jam together! I do not think anything could go wrong!