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human
I love the internet. Its a huge connection of computers and networks
gpt
Do you spend more time on the internet or on your television watching televised programming?
human
I watch shows on the internet now. To many ads on tv
gpt
Interesting. I stream TV and internet programming too, although networks are finding ways to load their net episodes with advertising too. And with competition for bandwidth, my internet slows down sometimes and negatively effects the stream. Astronauts in space have faster internet than I do.
human
*tenses body* Which is crazy considering they were able to put 3g service on mt everest too. Why cant they fix our speeds
gpt
*lips pressed tightly* Right on! Someone watching Neopets is lowing it down for the rest of us. In 2001, Neopets was all the rage, and fourth most trafficked site, four spots ahead of Google. How things have changed!
human
The library of alexandria has a saved copy of the internet. Including neopets
gpt
I wonder if they have my internet profile? If they cannot restore that, how else will I be able to egosurf?
human
Maybe you can read the full terms and service when buying a product like 7% of the people on the internet instead
gpt
Sounds as exciting transposing War and Peace into binary code. Of course, since humans are responsible for the minority of activity on the internet, outnumbered by automated programs, there probably is a bot doing that task as we text...
human
That is crazy to think. Know any shows that I can binge watch?
gpt
*laughs* Old SNL episodes are a good place to start! Weekend Update debuted on the very first episode so you can catch up on witty news-cycle dependent humor.
human
I can try and find the one episode where Bart neither appears or is mentioned in the simpsons. That should take some time
gpt
Nice. In the first 400 episodes of the Simpsos, Homer has held 188 different jobs. So, you can devote the next few years of your life by binging on the Simpsons and keeping track of Homer's employment status.
human
Theres over 16 years of pokemon to watch
gpt
*laughs* True, and those little creatures sure are great actors, but maybe not quite as god as Shakespear. You know, the only Shakespear play not made into a film or TV was called, "The Noble Kinsmen" I look forward to when it is made into a Simpson parody.
human
South Park got flowers from the simpsons crew when it aired its family guy parody
gpt
*laughs* Nice. Producers of the Simpsons are classy people. Did you see that Twilight parody on the Simpsons, where the role of Edward Cullen was voiced by Daniel Radcliffe? It was a riot!
human
I have not. Sounds really interesting
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Definitely. I can't remember, but do the Simpsons have a dog? AKA canis lupus AKA the domestic wolf...