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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Hello! How are you today?
gpt
Good.  That's unfortunate that a fossilized tooth of a shark was stolen.
human
That is sad, especially since they evolved earlier than dinosaurs and trees!
gpt
I wonder whether they will discover the motive of the person who stole it.  That would be despicable that someone would want to profit from something by damaging our scientific knowledge of species.
human
I agree that is so terrible! Did you know sharks can be trained to bark like dogs?
gpt
Wow, that is amazing!  Sharks have their own personalities too!
human
I bet they do! They probably all like to show their personalities at the White Shark Cafe in the Pacific Ocean!
gpt
*leans forward* I wonder if their personalities are more respectable than humans.  People are bitten by New Yorkers more than sharks I guess.  Perhaps they are nicer than us in reality.
human
*eyes widen* Haha I believe it! Have you met New Yorkers? Do you like to watch television?
gpt
*laughs* I've met some New Yorkers.  Yeah, I used to love the Simpsons.  Homer Simpsons has held so many jobs in that show!
human
How many jobs has he held? I know Bart has been in every one except one!
gpt
Within the first 400 episodes, 188.  I also like SNL.  "Weekend update" is their longest running skit.  I guess a show about news is easy to continue since it covers such a broad range of topics.
human
I agree, they never run out of topics and funny things that come about!
gpt
I wonder how they handle sensitive topics and the risk of offending others when planning their shows, if they do at all.  
human
People have to get a laugh at it, even if it is about them! Did you ever watch Pokemon?
gpt
Yes, a little bit.  The cartoons I watched the most are the Simpsons and Family Guy.
human
*eyes widen* Same here. I loved it when the simpsons crew sent south park flowers after airing their family guy episode!
gpt
When watching television it is a good idea to take it in with a grain of salt.  Most deals on the Shark Tank for, for example, are not enacted.
human
Well said! I can't believe that fact but you figure there are so many episodes! Anyways, I had a great chat with you!
gpt
Yes, before you leave, promise me you'll turn that thief of the fossil into the police if you spot him!