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You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
Do you like the president? You know, the guy in the White House? In Washington, Dee See?
gpt
Yes, but if you listen to the so-called news, you probably hate him.  They were saying the sky was going to fall for the holidays because of the tariffs. Didn't happen...
human
I dont know who is telling anything like the truth anymore. I figure its all just stories to entertain us.
gpt
I'm not entertained by being lied to all the time.  Americans do spend a lot on the holidays.  It's topping $1.1T.  Walmart didn't want to more China tariffs. Hmmm
human
*hands at sides* I think the situation is complicated with China. They are important, but we must be strong.
gpt
Yeah. We need them but we don't need the massive trade deficit. It's beyond my pay grade.  
human
The Chinese have bought a lot of US debt. That is a problem. They have too much power. We should stop them.
gpt
*body stiffens* Yeah.  Then there's N. Korea making it even more complex.  It seems most don't want to rock the boat. 
human
The Korean problems should be dealt with too. I figure that Trump needs to put those people in their place and not meddle with the likes of us, the USA.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Yeah, need to walk softly and carry a big stick.  Maybe it would help for Trump to release some pop albums like the president of Indonesia. 
human
Those albums could win the hearts and minds of the North Koreans. The Chinese are a tougher nut to crack. They have a different taste in pop.
gpt
Maybe Trump could lighten things up by adopting a name like "banana" like the pres of Zimbabwe?
human
I dont think hes the fruity type. He looks orange but thinks green and sings white.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Hee.  I guess that leave out a concert possibility.  Wow. The Ramones played a total of 2,263 concerts.  No wonder they want to be sedated. 
human
*calm eyes* I figured sedation is as good a way as any to leave this world. More power to Ramone.
gpt
Yeah.  They aren't Creed -- Creed had such a terrible concert that 4 people sued them.
human
*calm eyes* I figure they should not run for president. They cant pull it off without the albums to support them while in office.
gpt
Yeah, good advice.  Maybe do what Pink Floyd did and have a live concert album without an audience. 
human
Thats a strange way to make an album to run for office, but artists have their own thinking. Creative types andpolitics make for strange bedfellows.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* At least Creed wouldn't get another law suit. Elections are weird.  We only have a 62.8% turnout or less in the last 100 years. 
human
Thats about as good as a Creed concert. Or a Pink Floyd concert. We need to do better. Maybe the Australians have a trick or two they could teach us.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* I guess one just needs to be tall.  Since 1900, the taller presidential candidate have won 75% of the time.
human
NBA players shoudl run for office. They would be shoo in. No doubt.
gpt
Good idea.  Thanks for the chat. 