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human
Good Morning! How are you today?
gpt
Good, getting a kick off the cop who stole a vacuum and oatmeal from his 2nd job at Walmart
human
I wonder what he was thinking lol.
gpt
*tenses body* It's disappointing the officer didn't get jail time, he should be held to a higher standard instead of getting a break
human
*eyes widen* I agree with you on that one! Do you own an iPhone?
gpt
I use to when the iPhone 3G added 3G network support but I always kept breaking them so I didn't want to spend so much money replacing them all the time
human
Well said! I still am going strong with my iPhone 5 but it's on its last leg I think haha. I can't believe there are over 2 million apps for it.
gpt
Yea I was looking at the newer ones but it's so confusing with all the iPhone 8, 8 Plus, and iPhone X.
human
They are all the same in my eyes these days. I didn't know women are more likely to own one than men!
gpt
*takes a step forward* Me neither, I'd assume men and women would own iPhones in equal numbers
human
Maybe it's the camera? Microsoft had a funeral for the iPhone when it launched. Who's laughing now?
gpt
It's funny Microsoft was trying to mock Apple with that ad but only made themselves look stupid
human
That is too funny. Do you like sharks at all?
gpt
Yea they are fascinating creatures and I'd love to find old fossils from when they evolved which are older than dinosaurs
human
I went snorkeling with them last month it was crazy! Can you believe they can be trained to bark like dogs?
gpt
*hands tremble* No, a barking Shark sounds terrifying
human
I'm sure Snarknado will start adding those to their movies haha. They have been known to help sailors as well.
gpt
That's pretty cool, I guess sharks are more complicated thinkers if they help sailors out
human
They really are! They seem bipolar haha. I wouldn't want to find myself in the White Shark Cafe.
gpt
No, the White Shark Cafe sounds like something Steve-O from Jackass would visit
human
*takes a step back* I'm sure he would and probably has! Luckily I don't live near the Pacific ocean to find out!
gpt
Well I got to go, nice talking with you