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human
hi how are you over there? 
gpt
*eyes brighten* I am enjoying my location on planet earth. You?
human
my location is pretty good. happy to still be on this planet. its a good planet, i think.
gpt
As far as astronomical bodies is concerned, it is a good one. Not like the ones that are too small to allow their own gravity to round them out!
human
cubic planets look cool but they really are not fun to live on. plus they dont hold their value in the real estate market. What is up with uranus though? Uranus actually rotates sideways and "rolls" around the sun rather than spinning like the other planets.
gpt
Don't you get embarrassed when someone talks about Uranus? I do. Some consider planets as divine emissaries of the deities. Pretty cool.
human
i would think that uranus is the source of many things. i do not see divine emissaries emerging from it though. 
gpt
*body relaxes* The planet Venus doesn't tilt. What's up with that?  I say, come on Venus, live a little!
human
venus already suffers a terrible reputation. better to stay on the straight and narrow. the word venerial comes from venus. living a little has gotten venus in trouble.
gpt
Yeah, but even Jupiter has a moon on the side--a big one named Ganymede--and she is not even a planet!
human
that uppity ganymede has gotten too big for its britches. there is a place for everything and ganymede has its place. 
gpt
Of course, some planets you do not want to cross paths with.  Like that one that rains shards of glass down at about 4500 mph in 2000 degree heat!  Now that is jealous fury!
human
*calm eyes* that is a planet in need of therapy. maybe an intervention? why all the noise and rage? it does not change anything but it does get you some attention.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Well, insecurity can cause a lot of personality complications. Some celestial bodies are not even recognized as planets, and that can leave a chip on one's shoulder...
human
so many of these so-called planets do not deserve the distinction. when they make their linkedin page, they bandy about the term planet pretty freely, its boastful.
gpt
*laughs* True, but self-image is important to self esteem. Think of poor Pluto. Once considered a plant, and now completely disrespected. I think it is becuase of his/her status as a trans-neptunian object. Am I wrong?
human
pluto never understood interplanetary politics. there is a whole game to play. you gotta know the right people. it is not plutos fault. so far away. its not fair.
gpt
*body relaxes* Maybe if Pluto bands together with former planets like Ceres, Pallas, Vesta and Juno, then they can find power in numbers? If they play it right, they could band together with the Kuiper belt and not even be considerd a minority anymore!
human
in the celestial game of thrones, pluto would have to become a tyrion lannister. not an easy thing for one so small and distant. then again, pluto has money.
gpt
Much care must be taken, lest a heavenly battle ensue.  And in such a war, planetary mass can make all the difference.
human
we can promise a promotion to full planetary status to ganymede, who is too stupid to know that cant possibly happen. anyway, great chat!
gpt
*smiles* I genuflect before thee.