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human
*raises eyebrows* hey did you know that teh president of Japan is a scientist! thats crazy
gpt
Yeah!  I think Trump is a mad scientist. You know, the only scientist to walk on the moon was Harrison Schmidt? But then he lost the keys to the rover, and now he is still up there searching for them...
human
*raises eyebrows* wow that is interesting, and ya Akihito who is the emperor still publishes papers today
gpt
Nice, but does he know where his car keys are located? You know, by the age of 6 years old, future scientist John vo Neumann could divide two 0 digit numbers in his head? And converse in Greek? Now that is an overachiever!
human
that is crazy! what a genius, do you know Harvard? Well I guess they stored a GIF of a galloping horse in some bacteria's DNA for some reason ahha
gpt
Gotta put it somewhere, right? The internet is getting too busy.  The www was created in 1989, and now it is too full to hold any more gif images...
human
wow that is interesting, do you watch football at all?
gpt
*laughs* Canadian or American?
human
well I was thinking american haha, but it could be either, their pay structure is very interesting
gpt
*body relaxes* I liked it better when bowlers were paid more than football players. Maybe if they bowled wearing helmets?
human
ya that would have been an interesting time to live, kind of like the highest scoring football game which was 222-0!
gpt
Was that the Georgia Tech--Cumberland game? That would have been fun to watch, if you were a GT fan!
human
haha ya, and if you were a Cumberland fan you'd probably want to run away haha!
gpt
*body relaxes* That virtual yellow line that ESPN put on our TV screens had not been invented yet, so I bet the referees were quite busy moving yardline markers!
human
*eyes widen* that is a great invention, do you like the patriots? they ahve a player that has never fumbled the ball
gpt
*smiles* Amazing! He must have gone to the library and read a good book on how not to fumble the ball. You know, there are more libraries than McDonalds drive thru windows in this country? Yet I have never seen a person reading a library book at McDonalds. Why is that?
human
*raises eyebrows* ha that's a good question, libraries are very important and it's good to know that a man used a library to prove his innocence and then became a lawyer
gpt
*laughs* I'll bet he uses his new-found skill as a lawyer to help others falsely imprisoned now?
human
yes I hope so, I think it's funny that no matter what book is published, the government of norway will buy 100 copies, so you're guaranteed some sales haha
gpt
I'd write a book entitled, "How to get the givernment to buy your opinions"