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human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
Well, howdy, how are you doing tonight? It's a great night for a chat, don't you think?
human
I do think it is a great night to chat! Do you watch soccer?
gpt
I watch the World Cup because it's the best of the best playing. You?
human
I watch the premier league because it is on before college football and the NFL. Do you like any other sports?
gpt
I have heard that there are other sports than soccer, but soccer makes more money than football, basketball, baseball, golf, tennis and hockey combined. I follow the money. The money is with soccer
human
I would say so! That's a lot of leagues to out perform. 
gpt
There should be more altruism in sports though. Consider German soccer player Mesut Ozil, who donated his world cup victory bonus to pay for surgeries for 23 children in Brazil. Maybe one of those kids would grow up to defeat him in the WC. Maybe they would donate their bonus to him.
human
That's the circle of professional sports life. I find those stories so heart-warming. We hear too often of the bad things athletes do but never the good things. Good for Masut!
gpt
I think that athletes are just folks with a talent. Some are good and honest and generous. Others are greedy, shallow, bitter and evil. Sports are just another human endeavor. Even in a country like Brazil.
human
*eyes brighten* I like that perspective. Jon stewart played soccer in college. Who knew!?!?!
gpt
He had secret soccer abilities that took him all the way to Brazil! Then he showed up on our TVs! 
human
At Billy May's funeral the pall bearers wore ble shirts and khaki pants.... HAHHAHA
gpt
I don't know Billy May, but I guesst there must be some irony in their sartorial selection for a funureal affair like a funeral.
human
He's the pitch man that had the beard. He would pitch the boat with the screen door on the bottom.
gpt
The man must of been a legend! I think he must be selling salvation to the Lord God in heaven! He must of done a deal with the Devil and got the good end of it!
human
*laughs* He also did the oxy clean commercials. The official office attire of hawaii is the aloha shirt. I may move there.
gpt
I think the Hawaiians have the right idea. We go to work every day. We should be comfortable. The people in Manhattan would do well to take the example of the Hawaiians.
human
*furrows brow* yeah! I wish I could wear jeans all the time but no, I have to wear khakis... No one thinks khakis are formal...
gpt
You are Steve McQueen! You wear khakis, or as the Brits say, carkeys!