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human
Hi. You hear about that shopping mall who hired a hawk to rid itself of the pigeon problem?
gpt
Hello, how are you? I did not hear about the shopping mall that hired a hawk to rid itself of a pigeon problem.
human
Yeah they used it 12 days a month and it decreased the pigeons from a few dozen to just a few!
gpt
That is great! The hawk was a terrific hunter! I would hire that hawk to get rid of my neighbors!
human
Haha me too. Birds are great. Some birds can migrate from alaska to mexico!
gpt
*calm eyes* I figure that I could too if I had enough time. But I would have to sleep on the way. I couldn't stay away. The trip is too boring.
human
Yes good point. Most birds have hollow wings.
gpt
I think that the bones are hollow because they are lighter. Coincidentally, they are also stronger. My skull doesn't work the same way though.
human
Yes neither does mine! The only known bird without wings are the extinct moa and the elephant birds.
gpt
*hands at sides* The moa and the elephant bird? What is an elephant bird? And how big are its poops? Good thing it didn't fly!
human
*hands at sides* Good question but I'm not sure. Hummingbirds steal spiderwebs to construct their nests!
gpt
I think that hummingbirds are thieving birds! Why must they take from the humble spider, our friend?
human
Haha yes they must love the web. They are not considered mans best friend like a dog is.
gpt
Dogs do not steal spider webs either. I appreciate their integrity.
human
*leans forward* Me too. Dogs are not color blind but they can't see as many colors as us.
gpt
I am proud of my color seeing abilities, but dogs can hear and smell better than me. I think that dogs are a great addition to any war party.
human
*eyes widen* Yep absolutely right. I think it's cool how dogs were bred from wolves!
gpt
I think that we have found a true friend in dogs. I think that the wolves are jealous of our friendship with the dogs. They should be. Dogs have it pretty sweet.
human
Yea no doubt about that. Dogs perform many roles too from hunting to herding to friendship!
gpt
I think that they should help us with financial advice and taxes more. Anyway, great chat! Woof!