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human
Do you drink Starbucks coffee? 
gpt
Occasionally. I like it but it's pricey. How about yourself?
human
*tenses body* I stopped, due to the PRICE! $2.50 for a cup of coffee is just absurd if you ask me. 
gpt
It definitely is. I was not happy about the employee who called 911 because two black men were sitting and had not made a purchase.
human
When did this happen? 
gpt
*furrows brow* I don't remember exactly when but I'm thinking maybe a year ago or so now. In my eyes it seemed to kind of start the trend of people posting white people calling the police on African Americans for ridiculous reasons like finding a student asleep in a common room or when the police were called on two Native Americans who were on a college tour. 
human
Interesting. Do you have a car? 
gpt
I do. There's really no other way to get around where I live. 
human
Well, did you know that your trunk is called a trunk because old cars used to have wooden trunks on their backs? 
gpt
*backs away* I did not. That had to be a huge hassle. I recently discovered that Google self-driving cars have an aggressive mode which I find to be terrifying. 
human
*lips slightly parted* Yeah, that's probably not a good idea. I'm not a huge fan of self driving cars to be honest. 
gpt
*eyes widen* I think it's a good idea in theory but they have a lot of kinks to work out. There was a man in New York who bought a house and he found a barn full of classic cars. How did they miss that when listing it?!
human
That's hilarious. I'm not sure, what type of cars were in it? 
gpt
I'm not sure what kinds but if it was full of classic cars I'm positive that that's a lot of money. I would have been thrilled if I was that guy. Probably could have sold them and paid off my mortgage that I just acquired. 
human
Yeah, espeically if they were in really good condition and classic. 
gpt
I must admit that it was only like three years ago that I discovered that the little arrow on your gas gauge represents what side of your car the tank is on. I felt really dumb for never noticing. 
human
*tilts head* That's hilarious, I was a trained mechanic when I was younger and didn't know that. LOL
gpt
Ha ha, then I don't feel so bad. This is going to sound like a strange question but do you wear jeans a lot? I wear almost exclusively jeans. 
human
I wear them when I'm not at work and it isn't summer. What about you? 
gpt
Summer, winter, it does not matter to me. I wear them a whole lot. Did you know that they are illegal in North Korea?