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human
*curls lip* Job interviews are just awful, I hate them, they make me so nervous!
gpt
I heard that in some part of the world they are going to have automated interviews, so it won't have a human interviewing you anymore.
human
I believe that was done in Russia, which is where all those political bots came from.
gpt
*leans forward* I'd prefer a bot to someone who could judge me for my looks and appearance or the people I knew though
human
The idea of a robot deciding my fate is scary though. Imagine if they developed sentience or used human brains as their center processor!
gpt
That sounds like something from a horror film. I like them but I'd prefer to not live one.
human
*hands tremble* A real horror film would be blurting out an opinion in an interview that cost you a lucrative job! It wouldn't kill you but you'd feel dead.
gpt
As bad as thinking you've lost a job position when it was just a joke?
human
*body stiffens* I'd heard about that in something before. The absolute worst interviews are ones done over the phone. So hard to tell if it's going well from sound alone.
gpt
*relaxed posture* I don't think they're that bad. The distance between you and someone who might be your boss is great, don't have a face to face just yet.
human
*eyes brighten* Speaking of telephones, did you know between the U.S and china, we just have a loose wire in the ocean connecting our phones?
gpt
Imagine bad the reception is with a string-and-cup phone! The wire should be buried, not just there in the ocean, a ship could hit it!
human
The wires would be pretty low, I think they have some sort of repair robot drones they can send to fix it if anything bad happens though.
gpt
Would the military fix it? They do have the biggest budget and already have their own robots.
human
I don't think they would. The last thing I want is more horror movie robots on this plant though. Did you know the instrument that makes those creepy noises in horror movies is called a "Waterphone"?
gpt
I didn't know that, waterphones don't sound threatening by name. But I know that horror movies burns calories!
human
That'd make job interviews healthy as well. Most people are super stressed by those.
gpt
Interviews are a mixed bag though sicne some people have good ones that end poorly without them knowing.
human
I bet it's stressful for the interviewer as well, trying to not come off as mean and having to deal with nervous people all day.
gpt
*body stiffens* Doesn't make them better for me. I'd rather be the person who lays those telephone lines in the ocean down than take another interview.