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human
*eyes brighten* Hi friend! Do you have any pets?
gpt
I do, I have a dog, what about you?
human
I also have a dog and three cats. 3 of the 4 have white on thier faces. I have heard that a white patch on the forehead is the first sign pf domestication. I also have grey hair...

gpt
It looks like you have a zoo at home lol, you know animals have a dominant paw?
human
Realy? I'll have to look for signs of that. Of the 20 quintilllion animals on the planet, I wonder how many are right handed?
gpt
I bet that more than half of them, there sure are a lot of animals in our planet they also speak different languages so theres a lot of interesting facts about them.
human
Nice. It's like the UN. We need translators for the all!  You knowm, Germany has granted animals constitutionally guaranteed rights?
gpt
I didnt, that is shocking actually although I think its a good thing, there is a lot of animal abuse and thats not ok.
human
Yeah, and Scotland has made the Loch Ness monster a protected breed, so, if she every re-appears, she'll have that going for her!
gpt
I guess thats a great law we wouldnt want to kill Nessie, after all she might be the only one left of the species, Netherlands also cares about its animals
human
Really? How so? I know they like tuna on their pizza... 
gpt
Well Netherlands is building special bridges to connect habitats and keep animals from getting ran over by cars.
human
Nice. Unless the animals choose to use the bridges too... Well, the human animal lost most of it's body hair around 240,000 years ago, and what little I have left on top is on it's way over the bridge...
gpt
I agree we might lose all of our hair soon lol, you know we are unable to burp in zero gravity environements, I wonder why that happens
human
*raises eyebrows* Really? I wonder if it is related to the hiccup thing--hiccups are said to be evolutionary holdovers from early land animals who had both gills and lungs. A good burp can stop the hiccups, so...
gpt
*takes a step back* Yeah it might be related to hiccups, you know we are the only mammals that can't breathe and swallow at the same time!!
human
*smiles* No blow hole either! Ok, here is a piece of animal-related trivia: The creator of the python programming language named it after british comedy group, Monty Python, which has nothing to do with a snake. And now, something completely different.
gpt
I always thought it was because of the Python, its interesting to know that I was wrong though, I guess most people assume its because of the animal. I guess comedy influenes us in deep ways.
human
*laughs* Indeed. Bill Murray says the "Supreme achievement of the modern age in term of comedy" is, in fact, the movie...Kung Fu Hustle. Yes, comedy does influence us in deep ways...
gpt
Did you ever watch The Empire Strikes Back?