system
You're conversing about fascinating trivia and the latest happenings with the user. Feel free to express yourself however you want.
human
Did you know there is a problem with domestic violence in LGBTQ families?
gpt
I had no idea, but then again, I expect the DV occurs in any family, regardless of orientation.
human
Yeah.  As with other families, there's the DV problem exacerbated by a silence that keeps it from being addressed. 
gpt
I think people are worried that the world will condemn them, maybe blame the DV on the "gay" aspects of the couple. But that is irrelevant. They are just people.
human
Agree. No matter what the lifestyle, it takes work to maintain happy relationships. 
gpt
True. Relationships are hard. They do not happen. You build them. 
human
Yes.  On a happier note, did you know dogs aren't actually color blind?  They just see fewer colors than humans. 
gpt
They have a keen sense of smell, maybe 1000 times better than ours. Plus they have a dozen blood types.
human
*raises eyebrows* They, like elephants, also instinctively understand pointing. 
gpt
Never had a pet elephant though. Too expensive. Plus hard to clean up after on the street.
human
LOL. They could help with the heavy lifting.  Dogs are probably the better choice since years of human cohabitation has made them attuned to human behavior. 
gpt
Dogs are better at playing fetch too. Can't teach an elephant to roll over.
human
Maybe you should opt for a pet shark? They can be trained to bark like dogs. 
gpt
Yeah, sure. "shark barking" I would prefer a dog. Easier to pet, easier to take to the vet. Dogs are pretty smart.
human
Sharks evolved earlier than dinosaurs and even trees.  I'm not sure that equates to being smarter than dogs...
gpt
They are not smart. They are as smart as trees. Dogs are smarter than chimps. But chimps could bring me a beer.
human
*takes a step forward* Yeah, that opposing thumb comes in handy.  If you are a sailor, like a dolphin, sharks could rescue you. 
gpt
Would they rescue me, or would they make a tasty meal out of me? Can sharks learn to use the subway like dogs? Those Russian dogs are smart.
human
*tightens jaw* The subway could be an issue.  Too many people have seen Jaws.  Think about it, many people show off their dog on Facebook but how many can show off their pet shark? 
gpt
Maybe I should start using Facebook to show off my shark. Nobody believes me when I tell them I have one. Hm.