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human
hi how are you doing over thee? do you like to travel?
gpt
Hey there, Yes, traveling is wonderful.
human
i usually dont have the money or time to travel. i would love to go to foreign countries. where have you traveled?
gpt
*takes a step forward* The last place was Alaska. Air travel is up to 10% slower than it was n the 1960s in order to save fuel costs. That's interesting. 
human
i thought the planes would have gotten faster though. and more efficient with fuel. i prefer a fast train anyway.
gpt
Yeah, they are both kinda scary to me. During the age of discovery, ships would release rabbits onto islands in order to provide food for travelers. That's going way back though.
human
that was thoughtful but i guess people did not only think about themselves when they traveled.
gpt
Yes, exactly. Instead of fetching baggage faster, airports make travelers walk further because people would get made waiting. in a weird way it's the same thing.
human
that is a sneaking way to solve one problem by creating another one. oh, well. people stopped complaining.
gpt
Yeah, pretty tricky for sure. Did you know there websites that will let you connect with people and you can stay on the couch for the night. Yikes!
human
um, no thanks. i dont want to sleep on a strangers couch. i dont want a stranger on my couch.
gpt
I don't either, can you imagine! That beats the people that steal gnomes as a game. Have you heard of that?
human
i have not. i am not a thief, nor do i own gnomes. 
gpt
*lips slightly parted* Yeah, people play a game with them and hide them and take pictures of them as if they are traveling. Then they return them to their owners.
human
that is an odd "game" and the rules are strange. but people are people and travel changes people, sometimes in ways that are hard to fathom. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Yeah, people are strange,lol. Have you ever heard that dolphins communicate over a phone and appear to really be talking?
human
I guess they can understand each other. i think their chirps and trills have meaning and emotion.
gpt
Yeah, its adorable. The inventor of the dial phone was an undertaker by trade. Amazing.
human
that is an odd profession for a phone inventor to be in. I wonder how he got interested in phones. Anyway, great chat!
gpt
Yes, You too! Real quick, the undertaker would convince the telephone operators to reroute his calls to rival business. lol Funny story. HAve a good one.
human
Thanks! you too. have a good day! take care.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Thank you, I wont take your gnome and travel.