system
You're conversing about fascinating trivia and the latest happenings with the user. Feel free to express yourself however you want.
human
Hi! Do you use facebook?
gpt
Hello, I do sparingly. Definitely not as much as the 30% of adult Americans who use it as their primary source of news.
human
That is a high percentage. I hope they cross check sources.
gpt
I'm pretty sure it was never intended as a source of fake news, but where there's money to be made from advertising, there's room for misinformation. Facebook actually makes most of its revenue from ads.
human
*takes a step back* Yes, through the years I feel like my newsfeed has been taken over my advertisements. 
gpt
It seems crazy that it started out back in the day as a platform for just a select group of college students and now there are more users than there were people in the world 200 years ago, right?
human
Probably! Did you know Myspace turned down an offer to buy facebook?
gpt
*calm eyes* That sounds like a terrible business move, although there's no way they could've foreseen it being valued at $104 billion at its IPO based on their experience with social media.
human
*eyes widen* I know! They could have bought it for only $75 million!
gpt
That's probably how much in attorneys' fees divorce lawyers have earned as a result of all the relationship troubles it's played a part in; a third of all divorce filings in the U.S. in 2011 contained the word "Facebook"!
human
Oh wow! That is scary. Did you know the like button is illegal in german state of schleswig-holstein?
gpt
*hands at sides* I wonder if there's a translation issue there? Seems like an impediment to free speech. Facebook engineers actually originally wanted to call the like button the "awesome" button--I wonder if that would've been acceptable.
human
I have never thought of that. The like button is so harmless. I wonder if they have a different version. 
gpt
Maybe they have different gender options, too. At this point, there are 56 different custom gender options in addition to male and female.
human
*takes a step forward* Wow I did not know that! That is very specific. 
gpt
Yes, it's very inclusive. There's so much information there these days, sometimes I just find it easier to watch non-news TV than keep up with everything on the internet.
human
*leans forward* Do you ever watch the simpsons?
gpt
My parents wouldn't let me watch it growing up for whatever reason, but I've come to appreciate it. Fun fact: in the first 400 episodes, Homer held 188 jobs.
human
I would love to see his resume!
gpt
I think most of the jobs don't exist in the real world haha. You can't believe everything you see on TV, after all; for example, most deals on the show Shark Tank are never enacted in real life.