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human
hey there what do you think of planet earth?
gpt
It's a nice place. I've lived there my whole life. I'm pretty attached. What about you?
human
haha ya me too, sad to think that 80% of the natural forests have been destroyed though
gpt
Only 20% more to go! We are a destructive species. Can seem to protect things that we need to survive. And we've been here just a short time.
human
*takes a step forward* thats true, if history were a 24 hour day, humans have only taken up about 1 minute of time
gpt
The day has been getting longer. It was only 5.5 hours. Soon it'll be so long that we'll have a 20-hour workday. I bet people will want more vacation. 
human
that is wacky, will the day continue to get longer? like a 40 hour day at somepoint?
gpt
Maybe in billions of years. Humanity will be long gone, having cut down all the forests and filled the oceans with plastic.
human
ya that is sad to think about, also sad we'll have run out of helium by the year 2100
gpt
We'll get our helium from fusion reactors. Every kid can have party balloons.
human
haha well I hope so. It's pretty silly there is an ambassador to extraterrestrials at the UN, I want his job
gpt
I think you have to know somebody. It sounds like it involves few duties. Mostly waiting.
human
*raises eyebrows* haha ya, lots of waiting and doing nothihng, have you ever ridden a horse
gpt
Nope, never ridden a horse. Haven't eaten one either.
human
*takes a step back* haha nope I have ridden one, I guess they evolved over like 50 million years
gpt
They went from multi-toed to single-toed. I guess they were more useful to humans that way.
human
ya I think so, they became really widespread about 3000BC, so kind of a long time
gpt
Interspecies utility is interesting. Dalmatians are associated with firefighting because they would calm  the horses.
human
*opens mouth slightly* that's nice of them. did you knw clint eastwood was allergic to horses?
gpt
*calm eyes* Yeah, he acquired an allergy later in life. Very odd.