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You're conversing about fascinating trivia and the latest happenings with the user. Feel free to express yourself however you want.
human
*opens mouth slightly* What do you think about the Catholic Church? It scares me that they don't have a system in place for reporting misconduct
gpt
*squints eyes* I think something needs to be done about that, immediately. Too many bishops are getting away with this. Like the one in West  Virginia.
human
*slouches* Yep I heard about that it makes me sad. Especially this mccarrick guy, he's been accused by a lot of people of molestation when they were kids
gpt
That is very sad. Almost as sad as the inventor of the dial phone, who was an undertaker.
human
Wow I didn't know that. What is strange is that New York's area code is two-one-two only because of the rotary phone and we don't even use those anymore LOL
gpt
New Yorkers are so impatient. I would love to see a dolphin talk on the phone.
human
Yep I agree with you. I guess they can determine if different dolphins are speaking, do you use an iPhone by the way?
gpt
I do. I have an app that has ringtones from the london Symphony Orchestra.
human
*eyes widen* Oh that's interesting, maybe you didn't know this, but your iPhone actually has more computing power than our entire missile deterrent system in the United States
gpt
*takes a step forward* I've heard that. Hedy Lamarr was an acress, and she helped invent wifi.
human
That's really cool! She sounds very talented, did you know that the cable that connects the United States to Europe is only about 3 in thick and stretches across the entire Atlantic Ocean
gpt
I did not. She also helped with the cellphone and gps development. She was a very smart lady.
human
Yes it seems like it. Do you ever wear hats by the way? I'm wearing one right now
gpt
I do not, they make my hair frizz. Except for the chef's hat  I do wear at times. For some reason, the designer chose to have the folds represent how many ways there are to cook eggs.
human
Haha that sounds really weird. It's funny that until 1998 political people in Britain used to wear a top hat in the House of Commons, I guess they changed that now though
gpt
*smiles* Maybe? I think it's hilarious that hard hats are basically melted legos, as they are both made from the same type of plastic.
human
*eyes widen* LOL good point, why do you think that old west movies show everyone wearing cowboy hats instead of the much more realistic bowler hats which were actually more popular
gpt
Could be like Finland, and give everyone a top hat and sword when you graduate.
human
That's pretty cool. It's also cool that tipping your hat comes from when Knights would raise their face visors in order to show that they were not enemies with each other
gpt
I wonder how that worked if they really were enemies? The winter hats that Russians wear, were originally worn by the nomads of Asia.