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human
Could you live without the internet?
gpt
Yes, i guess i could. i was around before the internet was so big. i would have trouble without computers though.
human
Me too lol, I grew up at the beginning of the internet. I was born into it. I am like Bane from Batman, lol. 
gpt
You were shaped by it. I figure that it will always be a part of my life. we need the information source. we are addicted.
human
That is true, we like the novelty of clicking. It is imprinted in our brains now.
gpt
I am too far gone to change now. I must feed on the clicks. the internet has me in its gaping maw.
human
for sure lol. Do you ever read the terms of service on the internet?
gpt
I do not. well, i did once. it was boring, so i never did it again.
human
*lips slightly parted* lol me too. Only 7% of people actually read it. I think I have sold my soul to the devil a few times and I don't even know it
gpt
Well, the devil has a lot of souls at this point so you might not real get much notice from him. one soul is not worth much on the internet these days.
human
right lol. Did you know they even have internet now on top of MT everest
gpt
Oh, those kids and their selfies! I bet Kim Kardashian was behind that installation.
human
I bet she was, everyone needs their instagram fame lol. Do you know what the three horizontal line menu is on apps is called?
gpt
The sammich icon. I dunno.
human
It is called a hamburger button lol. Fun fact for the day!
gpt
I learn something new everyday and forget it the next. 
human
me too lol! Do you own an iphone?
gpt
I do not own an iphone. they are too expensive for me. i am thrifty.
human
Me too, I am still rocking the iphone 4s, super cheap. Apparently the iphone has more computing power than the whole us nuclear missile deterrent system 
gpt
Yes, and it handles text messaging much better too LOL. I guess i find the phones too much of a distraction.