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human
Hi! Are you a dog lover?
gpt
Hey there do you like horror movies? Can you believe that Stephen King thinks Bambi is a horror movie? It's a really sad movie but I wouldn't say it's scary
human
A horror film?  Well, if horror films help you burn more calories, it is nice to think that watching Bambi is apart of a good diet plan!
gpt
*takes a step forward* Haha that's a good plan! And sorry I missed your first question, I do like dogs a lot. I need a dog so that I can go on walks to burn calories, and then we can watch horror movies together to cuddle and I will also burn calories doing that LOL
human
Nice! Did you know, if you watch a horror film before you go to the museum, it will help yo appreciate abstract art better?  But don't take your dog tot he museum! They have a different response when they see a 65 millioon year old dinosaur skeleton. They think, bones!  Thank you God!
gpt
*takes a step forward* LOL ok I'll make sure not to do that, also I feel bad, at least they are not colorblind but they definitely can't see as many colors as humans can, that is weird
human
It is God's way of trying to even the playing field. The dog can smell better, run faster, jump higher, and hear better than we can. But at least we can see more colors.
gpt
*body relaxes* Haha well I like that too. I also like that Google prefers dogs to cats. They put that in their company policy which is amazing, that's why I like Google LOL
human
Nice! Google is awesome, but dogs and elephants are the only animals that seem to instinctively understand pointing, so Google made agood choice in not making elephants their official animal of choice. They would need biger offices!
gpt
Haha that seems so interesting. Why don't gorillas know what pointing is? Wouldn't you think that they would LOL? They're so smart and everything. but we should do what is stanbul does with stray dogs, have you heard about that?
human
Yes, their vending machines for dog food in exchange for recycled plastic bottles. Nice idea. I might start doing that with breakfast cereal. 
gpt
Haha you should do that! Dogs are so cool though, I love how they have dog blood drives, it's crazy that there are 12 different dog blood types, do you think that they get treats once they give blood?
human
*body relaxes* I do. It is only fair that they do also, although my dog doesn't care for orange juice. I try to explain to the dog that 80% of the earth's rain forests are gone, so don't knock the orange juice until you try it, but my dog still doesn't get it...
gpt
Haha such a poor doggo. that is sad that all that Forest is gone, also weird that we will run out of helium by the end of the 21st century, what will all the balloon stores use to fill up the balloons?
human
Flatulence, of course. I explained this concept to my dog, but he would not fart in a balloon for me.  In frustration, I exclaimed that if earth's history was one 24-hr day, then human history would only be 1 minute and 17 seconds. My dog responded, then why does it take you over two minites to refill my bowl?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Haha you need to create a store that sells dog fart balloons LOL I guarantee you someone would buy them haha. What do you think about the un Ambassador that they have ambassador to extraterrestrials must have a really lonely job lol
human
Yeah, and training for an impending invasion is difficult. Like how many times can one person watch the movie, Mars Attacks?  And if Earth is the densest planet in our solar system, why would any sensible alien want to stop off and speak to dense earthlings anyway?
gpt
Haha I agree with you. Nice job bringing up Mars Attacks too, that's a movie I haven't thought about in a long time haha. That is almost a horror movie, I will be able to burn the 180 calories if I watch that again. Have you ever seen the movie The Shining by the way
human
*eyes brighten* Yes. A nice film you can watch with the whole family. You just can't let them know that it is a horror film until they grow up... like they did with the actor that played the role of little Danny!
gpt
I know right! I'm so happy that he didn't know he was in a horror movie. That would definitely have messed him up. Have you heard of a water phone? And no, it's not a phone that runs on water LOL
human
*smiles* No, what is a water phone? This isn't some joke about how 71% of the earth is covered with water, so you are bound to reach  water even by telephone?
gpt
*eyes widen* Haha I wish it were a joke. But it's an instrument actually. It makes that weird creepy metallic noise that you hear in horror movies. Maybe I should buy one LOL