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human
HI there, do you currently own or drive a car?
gpt
A minivan if you call that a real car.. How about you? What might make my ride a bit more exciting would be a pair of flamethrowers like the kind that are legal in south africa!
human
Yea, we have two SUVS and I actually work with cars. I would love a flamethrower
gpt
*laughs* One thing about a minivan: the entire vehicle becomes the trunk of the car! There is no separation between front and back. Nt like the olden days, when the trunk of the car was a real wooden trunk riding on the back of the car!
human
Besides cars now being made of plastic or carbon fiber, I bet they are safer now without real wood trunks!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* The other problem with having an overly-roomy interior: There is more room to hide empty bags and burger wrappers from the McDonalds drive through!  You know, the drive through was invented by McDs to accommodate soldiers in fatigues..so they did not have to exit their vehicles.
human
*raises eyebrows* That's interesting! I also didnt know that someone became a pro race car driver after beating 90000 people in gran turismo
gpt
*eyes brighten* Bizarre! If I play he role of a millionaire in the board game, Life, will I get to be one in real life too?  If I do, I'm buying a Cadillac Escalade! 
human
*raises eyebrows* Are you a fiction reader at all?
gpt
Not really, but I pretend to be one. Does that count? That might be my super power! You know, there is a website that ranks finctional characters by their super powers. I wonder where I would rank?
human
I probably wouldn't rank real high as my main superpower is likely sneezing loudly. What would you power be?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Call me Captain Oblivious because I notice absolutely nothing! I did not even notice that Edgar Allen Poe wrote the oldest example of a cyborg!  How can anyone miss that?
human
I think it's funny George RR Martin hates fan fiction and calls it bad exercise.
gpt
Well, good this he was not around during the time of Julius Caesar, who wrote fan fiction of Hercules for fun. Martin would have been thrown to the lions for criticizing Caesar!
human
in the 1950s a judge banned a science fiction comic because it featured a black person
gpt
*body relaxes* That judge should be locked up and forced to watch 1000 times the SciFi flick, Black Panther!
human
Awesome movie!
gpt
Yeah. Although the sun, white appears yellow, is actually white. So, who knows what color the Black Panther is really!
human
*lips slightly parted* dang, lightning is hotter than the sun!
gpt
Only if you are hit by it! Whereas tour little sun is hot even from far away! Although our sun is one 1 one billionth the size of the biggest sun in the galaxy. I wonder how hot that puppy gets?
