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human
*leans forward* Hello. Do you still watch much TV? I still watch the animations on television like South Park and The Simpsons.
gpt
I watch some television, but have been working on college visits lately.
human
Cool.  Well, there's a lot going on in television.  We even have 3D TVs now.  Did you know that there's only one episode on the Simpsons were Bart neither appears not is mentioned?
gpt
That is interesting.     I did hear that the Simpsons producers once sent flowers to the South Park guys.
human
Yes, after their Family Guy episode finale.  
gpt
I wonder if anybody ever sent the That 70s show producers flowers.
human
No, but they had a big flop in the UK. They called their show "Days Like These" and it was cancelled after 10 episodes.
gpt
A big Difference from Pokemon, which ran over 750 episodes!
human
Yeah, do you know a lot about telephones?  Did you know that an iPhone has more computing power than the entire US Nuclear ICBM deterrent?
gpt
I know a little bit.    I heard that New Yorks area code is 212 because of the days of rotary phones.
human
Did you know that its impossible to separate two phone books that simply  have their pages overlapped together?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Cool.    One reason to have paper phone books instead of using the Internet.
human
Yeah, did you know that the cables carrying phone and Internet data across oceans are only 2.7 inches in diameter?
gpt
That is barely larger than the hamburger button on apps!
human
Yes, speaking of that,  the 3 horizontal line menu on websites is called a hamburger button.  I bet it was created on a Tuesday! lol
gpt
*eyes brighten* Perhaps so.    I wonder if clicking links is as addictive as hamburgers?
human
That could be if your name is Whimpy, lol. Did you know that there's 3G cell service and Internet capabilites at the peak of Mt. Everest?
gpt
I heard about that.     Can you imagine using electronic mail from such altitude?
human
Yes, if it auto-corrected, your fingers would be too cold to fix it, lol.  
gpt
*takes a step back* Good thing the library of Alexandria has a saved copy of the Internet!