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human
Hello. What do yo think about racial profiling? I think if you are going to profile, you shouldn't race to do it...
gpt
*eyes widen* I think there is more than just racial profiling. I think there is age profiling and other profiling that goes on. Lets get them all out there. What do you think?
human
*squints eyes* Oh, you mean like income profiling? Maybe that is why so many politicians want to separate our money from our wallets, to make the world a better place. The richest three presidents were among the most beloved: JFK, Washington, and Jefferson. Today, somebody would accuse them of being too rich to be president.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Or how about age profiling. Like your over a certain age, you are now unable to do a job or be promoted, which is ridiculous. 
human
*pushes away* That would be me. old and ridiculous. Maybe if we develop programs through the boys and Girls clubs, then we could all become friends and nobody would ever have a bad feeling again. I'm too old and too cynical to believe that, but I acknowledge that age-ism is real, as is racial profiling. But is never as simple as  politicians would like to suggest.
gpt
I agree I am old too and the realities of life are certain people in certain places do certain things. You cannot not categorize people and not say, people who pays their bills might be a better choice for a mortgage then someone who didn't.  
human
*smiles* With difficult questions like this, I like to ask myself, "What would President Banana, the first president of Zimbabwe, do?" 
gpt
Yes what would President Banana do? 
human
Until 1805, the runner up in the US president's race would automatically become VP. If that rule weere still true, the VP would be Hillary. I am sure the tone in Washington would be so much better if that would be the case.
gpt
I loved that in the past someone from the other party was your VP. Why was that changed I wonder. We might be better off. 
human
Then they could all sing songs together, and release pop albums with their songs of unity, like the President of Indonesia.
gpt
Maybe more fun is just what they need. Counties always need a good strong pop music culture to support the masses musical tastes. 
human
*leans slightly forward* Sorry about my cynicism. I binge-watched "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and it brought out my inner curmudgeon. I should just mellow out and put on the official business attire of Hawaii, the Aloha Shirt!
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I love that show, and your cynicism is just funny. You appear to be mellow as it is.  
human
*smiles* I gotta tip my hat to old Larry David. Seinfeld, and then Curb... Quite a track record. You know, tiipping one's hat originated from the custom of knights to lift their face shields to show friendliness. I tip my hat to you friend. 
gpt
Thanks, I have to wonder if Jerrys Puffy shirt cost as much as Mark Zuckerbers plain gray shirts at 300. 
human
*smiles* There's a fashion trend to consider... As is the most popular hat in the old west--not the cowboy hat as you might imagine---but the old Bowler hat!  I think society would be much friendlier if we all wore bowler hats!
gpt
Bowler hats just make you smile when you see one. I think everyone would be laughing and having a good time whilst wearing them. 
human
Yeah, I get the same reaction when I wear my dunce cap out in public. Smiles and laughter from everyone I see. Some confuse it with a party hat and an intention to behave foolishly, but my dunce hat is a serious fashion statement which says, "I'm and idiot." I wear it with pride.
gpt
Or it says you dont give a flip what other people think of you. I must get one too. 
human
*leans slightly forward* If you do, you'll never wear your top hat again with tails! That is unless they bring back that old british parlamentary rule that required brit politician to wear Top hats if making a point of order. I say all the politicians should join me and proudly wear their dunce caps! We are laughing at them anyway!
gpt
I say bring back the wigs and power, then we will really laugh at them. 
human
*smiles* Nice...as are you! Thanks for the friendly banter, and hats off to you!
gpt
Hats off to you and a huge cloud of powder to you! 