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human
Hi there, do you like dance?
gpt
Yeah but it ain't pretty... It's sort of the male version of Seinfeld's "Elaine" dance. Do you like video games like Fortnite?
human
I am not a huge fan of games but as per dance, I know some really famous people were good at it
gpt
*eyes brighten* Maybe they would like Fortnite; you can choose different parts of choreography from the game's item shop.
human
Oh that is nice, and I guess more interactive. Did you know babies spontaneously dance to music?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yes, from experience.  It's a natural thing. I guess some pro athletes and fans like to play Fortnite; particularly, some soccer fans.
human
Nice, that is great. Do you use the computer much?
gpt
All the time.  Did you know that the Russians mage a computer that runs on water in 1936?
human
*lips slightly parted* Wow that is incredible. And the space shuttle computer runs on only 1 mb of ram, that is so little
gpt
Yeah, they have 3 independent computers to get a better result through "voting." Someone built a computer out of nothing but Minecraft blocks.  Wow.
human
Yeah that is quite something. Do you have a PC or an Apple computer?
gpt
Right now just PCs.  I have had many Macs and I like them. Apple says smoking by their computers voids the warranty.  Didn;t know that.
human
Yeah that is pretty strange but I guess it is a biohazard.  Did you know trans humans are trying to upload their minds to the computer?
gpt
*takes a step back* For many, it won't take much space.  Poor ballet dancers and their feet.  They can go through up to 4 pairs of pointe shoes in a week. 
human
Yeah that is a lot of shoes. Did you know Tupac was also a ballet dancer?
gpt
No.  I can't see that.  Did you know YouTube is the 2nd largest search engine on the net?
human
I can see why though, they are huge now. And they had to even increased their view count after Gangnam Style came out
gpt
Yeah, Netflix and Youtube together make up half of peak internet traffic in North America.  
human
That is crazy. Do you know which video is the most disliked?
gpt
Justin Bieber's "Baby".  Poor Justin.  