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human
Hi, how are you doing on this fine day?
gpt
Hi! I am doing great and just finished catching up on the news, how about you?
human
I'm pretty good, thanks. Let's talk about the government. Did you know that in 2008 the government of Norway donated $1 billion to help save the Amazon rainforest? I wish the US would do something along the same lines.
gpt
That's very commendable of Norway to do that, it's sad to think how some people don't believe in the changing climates or at least want to preserve natural resources especially when you have noble countries like Norway already setting the precedent. 
human
A man in France, impersonating a government official, managed to sell the Eiffel Tower. I wonder if I could sell the American public a border wall.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* You probably could and like the man, you could get away with it at least twice! But it's things like that which goes to show how many loopholes there are that need to be patched up, just like how it took the secret service four days to realize that bullets had struck the white house in 2011.
human
Yeah, they're a little slow on the uptake there. Here is some irony: Wikileaks published the government's plans to destroy Wikileaks. I think that Wikileaks is going to thumb its nose at governments for many years to come.
gpt
Yeah, that is pretty ironic. Still pretty great that we don't live in an absolute state of authority like some countries do.
human
Trump is not one of the top three richest presidents, but maybe he can be one of the top pop stars in office. The president of Indonesia has released 3 pop albums while in office. Maybe Trump can get four albums out, if he gets re-elected, that is.
gpt
Haha, he definitely be on the top of that list! Do you know who the top three richest presidents are? If Trump doesn't get four albums out, do you think he would shut down the government or mandate all the schools to play it instead of the national anthem?
human
The president's guest house is larger than the White House. I'm amazed that Trump can stand the indignity of the situation. He might have to add a few stories to the White House while he lives there. Or maybe rent out the guest house to pay for the shutdown.
gpt
Lol, he may have to. I wonder if the president has a funny nickname like how the president of Zimbabwe does, he's actually called President Banana, do you think the vice president is referred to as Plantain? 
human
What is Trump's nickname? Until 1805, the runner up in a presidential election automatically became VP. I think this system should make a comeback. The entertainment value would be outstanding for the public. Not much is getting done in government anyway.
gpt
Those are good guesses, I have yet to see reporters refer him as that. I think he might even respond to those reporters too. Are you familiar with the Geneva Conventions? I wonder why government employees are protected from being prosecuted for violating that. Seems risky granting anyone that kind of immunity. 
human
They don't want the problems to come back to them. Employees that are immune might not blow the whistle on a bad operation because they don't have to worry about covering their butts.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* So maybe it's a good thing then that they're protected from violating the Geneva Conventions. At least we're getting with the times, but especially George W. Bush who had solar panels installed on the white house.
human
The whole place seems behind the curve technologically.  Reagan had them taken off. I wonder why Clinton didn't put them on. And using floppy disks? I wonder if they have laser printers yet.
gpt
*eyes widen* Haha, yeah, do they even sell floppy disks anymore? If it's for security purposes, then I guess citizens should be really worried about data and security breaches!
human
The next war will center around technology and cryptowar. Stay secure! I enjoyed chatting with you! Have a great day!
gpt
Yeah, it was gerat chatting with you.
human
Bye!
gpt
Bye!