system
You're talking about fascinating facts and recent news with the user. Feel free to share your thoughts however you want.
human
*laughs* Good morning! How are you today?
gpt
I am good.  Just thinking about the choices a raccoon gets to make.
human
Racoons are crazy, I heard about one that climbing up a skyscraper for no discernible reason. Im surprised he didnt fall!
gpt
There might be a reason.  A public radio reporter Tim Nelson said the raccoon was likely raiding a pigeon nest. At some point it could go up or down.
human
wow, do you think raccoons eat pigeons?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Food, is food.  I think they might like eggs. The thing I dont quite get is Raccoon was famous.  Fame equals money.  What did Raccoon do with its money, go to Denny's?
human
*body relaxes* well Denny's does have a lot of eggs, and we both know how much raccoons like eggs
gpt
People like animals can be irrational.  One of the most popular radio acts of 1930's was a ventriloquist.
human
Radio act? how would we even tell if hes moving his mouth or not! thats crazy. I wonder if I can listen to those old broadcasts on that classic radio drama database online
gpt
I bet the ventriloquist was a good comedian.  Sadly, I do not know the name.  It might be funny to listen to. Bill Murray did voice work in the 1970's.
human
Im a big fan of Bill Murray and his films, hes done a lot of great ones in his day
gpt
The classic battle between Murray and the gopher.  I guess our complex brains are suckers for a sort of cute destructive animal and a struggle.
human
humans have always been fascinated by animals. And with over 20 quintillion ones living on the planet, we ought to be
gpt
*leans slightly forward* It has been said that humans use tools to a higher extent than any other animals. Got to use tools to cook food and tweet.
human
haha of course. We've come a long way from using our tools and skills to be great persistence hunters. We are naturally good at running long distances
gpt
*lips slightly parted* It is a good thing to go for a run.  Humans are the only mammals that can not breathe and swallow at the same time.  I wonder who discovered this important fact.
human
Id guess the guy who invented the Hymlec Maneuver! 
gpt
*laughs* Dr. Hymlec.  That guy got famous thats for sure. I wonder why humans want to wear clothes while running.  I would run much faster without clothes.
human
to hide their shame! We used to not need them as much, but we lost all of our body hair maybe 240000 years ago making them more necessary
gpt
Its cold out.  I run so  fast no one can see me just to stay warm. Goose bumps are to make your fur stand up, so you appear larger.  
human
me and all of my fur haha
gpt
*relaxed posture* Should you ever use a bunch of tools and build a rocket ship, you will find it impossible to burp in zero gravity.  So, belch before you hit the big red launch button.