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human
*backs away* Hello.  Anybody there?  I am trapped in the US Senate chamber and I can't get out!
gpt
Ok, it might be awhile, you know how slow they are to move in Washington. Lol
human
*leans slightly forward* No kidding!  I am Aide to one of the prominent Republican Senators, who stepped out of the CHamber yesterday and gave me instructions to keep him informed...TO let him know if anything "good" happens.  Nothing good ever happens here! Oh, these Senators can prattle on for hours at a time without saying anything...
gpt
*eyes brighten* I hear you, friend! Go look in the candy desk and eat you some chocolate, you'll be ok.
human
Senator Feinstein ate all the Pennsylvania-derived candy bars. All that are left are jelly beans that taste like Mexican food.  
gpt
*takes a step back* You poor thing, you need to keep the crypt keeper run out of that candy drawer.  Tell her candy is bad for the environment and needs to be banned, but that Trump is against banning it.  She'll get right on it!
human
*body relaxes* I sent the Sergeant-at-arms out to snag some Doritos for me...The SAR had to make a run out anyway. The Democrars all run out and pretend they are running for President.  
gpt
Lol, there's a pure pack of them running.  Wonder which one will float to the top?  
human
*eyes brighten* Scum always rises to the top. It could be any of them.  Did you know that back in the day, women weren't allowed to wear pants? 
gpt
Women have overcome many obsticles. Besides, I think the women get alot more done than any of the men up in Washington.
human
I agree. I just like floor-length tweed skirts. Something in a blue-grey blend.  I overheard on the the Dems whispering about trying to get Michael Jordan to run for President. Silly notion. I was there when Mr. Jordan said, Republicans buy shoes too!"
gpt
You would have thought NIKE got that message, but oh well, no more of my business and alot of others I know.  Are you a die hard republican?
human
*body relaxes* I almost died once by way of a fast-moving hard object. Does that count?  I was there the day Nixon cracked the old gavel. I still have a lingering sliver-related injury from that day...
gpt
*eyes widen* Are you that old?  
human
*body relaxes* Age is irrelevant. Ask Trump.  I am old enough to remember Harry Truman's visit to Disneyland. I was the one shooing away photographers when Harry was on the Dumbo ride.  
gpt
*raises eyebrows* And here I thought all that partisan crap didn't start until 2000 with the use of the colors, red and blue to represent each party. You just burst my bubble!
human
*body relaxes* Oh, I've seen it all. People ask me, why didn't Hillary win? I remind them that every us president with a beard has been republican. 
gpt
Lol, waitress I'll have what he's drinking!
human
I have a meeting later with the President's emissary to the pygmies.  Apparently there is some uproar over inappropriate use of Fruit. It all started with President Banana of Zimbabwe. Blessed are the peacemakers...
gpt
Who are you supporting for President in 2020?
human
*leans slightly forward* I may go on staff for the Libertarian candidate.    They get to wear sandals!  I hear they use one of the singles off of the third album from Pres of Indonesia as a campaign theme song.
gpt
Well, friend it's been fun chatting with you, this evening.  I'm sure your creative writing teachers really loved you over the years.  Your sense of humor is much appreciated while working.  MAGA 2020!  Have a good night.
human
*body relaxes* Thank you for listening to me vent. I have to go too. The SAR has my Doritos... MAGA 2020
gpt
*body relaxes* Peace out!