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human
*leans slightly forward* Hello
gpt
Hey. Did you ever get jealous of the kinds of clothes your friends had when you were a kid?
human
I totally did!  They were just bragging today about "shoes"  apparently they go on feet to comfort and protect them.  Bunch of snobs, I think.
gpt
I remember wanting the trendier clothes my friends wore, and once or twice getting made fun of for wearing hand me downs.
human
I hear ya there.  One of my friends is wanting to do a clothing line for fish.  I keep telling her that fresh water fish drink through their skin via osmosis.
gpt
*takes a step forward* That sounds more complicated than my aunt buying clothes for her dog! Some fish drink water via their mouths, but the ones that soak it in through their skin would need clothes that wouldn't block that.
human
*body relaxes* This is so true.  I think that's why I like Jack Purcell canvas shoes.  The dog never gets them dirty when we go for a walk.
gpt
I wonder if dogs ever get "jealous" of other dogs with clothes. Can dogs even make fun of each other like kids or adults sometimes do?
human
*leans slightly forward* I'm sure they do.  If crows understand economics, trade and barter, then dogs pretty much have to understand jealousy.
gpt
*leans forward* Hopefully that won't lead to anything like the coat ban in some schools to try to stop kids from teasing others for their clothing quality. Can you imagine being banned from the dog park because your dog's Jack Purcells are too nice?
human
*body relaxes* You have a good point, but my dog only wears Patagonia, so I'm not too worried.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I didn't know Patagonia made dog clothes too! They have really nice human coats (that's funny to write), and they're usually less expensive than some designer brands. Some of those get up to $955 or more!
human
*smiles* I know!  Moncler coats cost more than my first car did.  
gpt
*takes a step forward* I don't think I've ever spent more than $40 on a coat, but I have a hard time not being cheap about clothes, plus I live in the desert where I don't need them much! I've never bought anything like a Moncler.
human
*smiles* Poverty Shaming seems like it would take so much energy.   You always have to try and be original or it just starts to turn into a meme
gpt
*sighs* It's really sad how petty or troubled of a person you have to be to do it too. People put down others because they haven't learned to pick themselves up any other way, and it's indicative of deeper problems.
human
Oh totally!  They would be better off spending their time buying clothes for their dog.
gpt
Maybe people should be more like dogs sometimes. Dogs aren't going to make fun of other dogs for not having smartphones or nice coats like people do.
human
You do make a really valid point, but dogs also eat burritos off the ground, so it's a trade off really.
gpt
*eyes brighten* On the other hand, dogs don't waste food that way! It's a money-saving method that I don't know if I have the stomach to adopt.