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human
Hello there, do you like to read much?
gpt
*tilts head* Not like I used to.  Internet took care of that. I do read a lot from internet... I guess reading too much can ruin a marriage?
human
Yeah the internet ruined the library I'm afraid.  Yeah I guess, or at least back in 1938. 
gpt
I just read someone lament about missing issues of the New Yorker.  This person needs to get a life. 
human
*lips slightly parted* Yeah they sure do, but people will get crazy over just about anything. 
gpt
So true.  The person was also lamenting about TV news using a single open quote instead of an apostrophe.  Such a hard life...
human
Wow, yeah talk about a rough life, sounds like a lot of hard time spent on the couch. 
gpt
Hee, hee.  Funny, I think you're dead on with that.  Maybe this person can get some help from the Washington Post.
human
Yeah that sounds like a good amount of money raised.  
gpt
*shakes head* I hope it makes it to those that need it.  I personally don't trust WaPo at all. If the 18th century people read their news, they wouldn't worry about a moral panic because of novels.
human
Yeah you might be right about that.  Now people just use the internet to create the panic. 
gpt
Very true and astute again!  I just learned that the 3 horizontal line menu on apps is called a "hamburger".  Makes me hungry...
human
That is too funny, yeah I'm hungry too.  Did you know there is 3g coverage on top of Everest?
gpt
I hard that.  How many people need that there?  Makes as much sense as Starship Troopers being recommended reading for the military...
human
Yeah that doesn't sound necessary, and right what a stupid choice. 
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* I guess Ender's Game as suggested reading for the USMC is better.  At least it isn't dominated by giant bugs. 
human
Yeah that is very true, I wonder who is in charge of selecting this, it can't be by group vote. 
gpt
I don't know.  It may be a vote.  Lot's of youngsters in the DoD.  Did you know the Earth is running out of helium?  It will by the end of this century!
human
Yeah I think I read that a few years back, that will be too bad!  I wonder what all the helium business will do to replace it?
gpt
Another reason to develop fusion.  Did you know when the Earth first formed, a day was only 5.5 hours long?  Lot's of paid overtime?
human
Yeah right, I wonder if the days are slowly getting longer as time goes by as well, just too slow for us to notice. Most likely hundreds of thousands of years it will be 25 hrs long. 
gpt
I guess so.  We won't be hear to see it, unless reincarnation is real.  Thanks! You were a great chat partner!