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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hello did you know that 80 percent of the earths natural forests have already been destroyed?
gpt
I heard it but I'm skeptical.  That sounds far too high and what's the definition of "natural.
human
Not sure in this case.  When the earth was formed the days were only 5.5 hours long!  
gpt
*eyes widen* That was 5.5 hours of sunlit hell in magma and lava.  Bummer, they are saying we will be out of helium by the end of the century. 
human
Yeah that would be crazy. If earths history was represented as a 24 hour period,  humans would only represent 1 min and 17 seconds lol Its sometimes so surprising how small we are in the universe. 
gpt
Yeah, the sheer distances give me that feeling. The UN actually has an official ambassador to ETs.  
human
I read that,  that just covinces me more that we are not alone.
gpt
*takes a step forward* I don't remember Google going down for 5 minutes in 2013?  It took 40% of web traffic down.  I probably blamed my ISP.
human
That is crazy!  I bet people were so confused lol I dont remember it as well.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Wow, a single Google search requires more computing power than what it took to send Neil Armstrong and 11 others to the moon!
human
That is surprising!  Wow everytime I google search I could be sending someone to the moon instead lol
gpt
Ha.  I guess Google once used goats instead of people to mow the lawns.  I can't imagine what a hassle it would have been to manage all the goats.  They are mischievous creatures that eat EVERYTHING. 
human
lol true,  thats the new thing in Caifornia now,  hiring goats to eat your lawn,  I see it everywhere,  I think its great as long as they are managed by someone lol
gpt
Recent readings have confirmed what I always suspected:  woman are more likely to own an iPhone.  I'm a dude and I've owned one.  Android now...
human
I had the iphone 4 a long time ago and now I have the android lol 
gpt
It seems that with Apple, there are too many strings attached forcing you to use their stuff.  
human
I know right,  all there stuff has to go together like you are hooked into buying everything they own.  Its really annoying 
gpt
I guess that's why we went Android?  Funny Jobs switched iPhones during presentation because they would run out of power and RAM.
human
Lol right!  I love android its so simple.  Thats a fail lol it cant even last a presentation without running out of ram lol
gpt
I think the irreplaceable battery on iPhone hurt their market.  Funny Microsoft had funeral for the death of the iPhone when it launched their own line.
human
lol Nice!  
gpt
*relaxed posture* I had a MS phone and it was really good but lack of available  SW kind of ruined it. 