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You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
Hello, do you use Facebook?
gpt
No, I do not. FB is a social media and networking service. I am antisocial and private by nature. The two do not mix. You?. 
human
I do have a Facebook account and I can respect that, I think that FB can be invasive.
gpt
*smiles* What started out as a Harvard school student site has blossomed into a global empire. Hard to stay under the radar when the whole earth has access to your album of selfies...

human
I agree, but its also a great way to keep you memories, MySpace had the chance to buy Facebook and didnt, that was a terrible decision indeed.
gpt
*body relaxes* Yeah. My dog had a MySpace page, and now both my dog and MySpace are but footnotes in history. Another historical item: Iceland is rewriting their constitution via FaceBook. 77 "Likes" for representation government.
human
*raises eyebrows* I guess Iceland cares about the opinion of its people, theres a town in Germany were the like button is prohibited.
gpt
I "like" that! Why don't they just outlaw the color blue? After all, FB is primarily blue because Zuckerberg is red green color blind. 
human
Ive always thought it was because of a marketing strategy, did you hear about the promotion Burger King had?
gpt
Yeah, drop 10 friends for a Whopper. That means each friend is valued at 1/10 of a Whopper. Who needs the gold standard, we have the Whopper!
human
I wish I knew at the time, I love Burger King and definetely would unfriend many of my facebook contacts.
gpt
*smiles* I wish they made that promo into a TV commercial. It could have had a nice jingle and everything to single as you "defriend" each poor forgotten soul. And the McDonalds could have a "add 10 friends for free fries" promo and the burger wars would be on again!
human
*tilts head* That would be an interesting idea and not only for tv but I think it can also work in radio.
gpt
*smiles* You know you can tune your radio in to listen to storms on Jupiter. I wonder if aliens on Jupiter can tune in to hear Radio burger commercials...
human
Who knows, they might come to get some Whoopers and creat a FB account just to get them for free lol
gpt
*laughs* Nice! You know, there is a website that allows access to thousands of hours of classic radio dramas. I wonder if those aliens would develop an appetite for that too...
human
I didnt know that I bet aliens would appriciate it for sure, I know I would, I am going to google that.
gpt
*laughs* While you are at it, Google the term, "Nuntil Latini" too. It is the name of a Finnish radio show-- a weekly news program done in Latin. Maybe the aliens speak Latin as their primary language. 
human
A good reason to start learning latin, we wouldnt want to have a comminication issues specially if they do not come in peace.
gpt
*eyes brighten* Good thinking! But what if the aliens don't have radios? Could they make one out of Jupiter dust?