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human
hey do you ever wear costumes? like for instance during halloweeN?
gpt
I'm not really a costume person. How about you?
human
*eyes widen* no I only do it for Halloween personally, but I guess panda research scientists will wear panda costumes for work haha
gpt
An odd job requirement. A Scottish man dresses up in a homemade giraffe costume and performs random acts of kindness. Why a giraffe?
human
*eyes widen* ha that is werid, did you see lord of the rings? I guess Sean Bean was afraid of flying so he would hike to the locations in his full costume
gpt
That's a tough phobia to have these days, but I guess it got him in shape. Hugh Jackman walked around Comic Con wearing his full wolverine costume, and nobody noticed.
human
haha thats cool, whats nice is johnny depp will travel as Jack Sparrow and visit sick kids in hospitals
gpt
Jack Sparrow! Great character. Johnny loves kids. Bob Denver allowed Make-a-wish kids to rescue him from an island while he was wearing full Gilligan costume.
human
ha thats awesome, I think dogs are good for sick kids, are you more of a dog or cat person?
gpt
*relaxed posture* More of a dog person. 
human
yeah me too, and apparently google literally prefers dogs to cats, its in their code of conduct
gpt
Cats are probably pretty hard to control in an office environment. Dogs can learn over a thousand words and can reason better than chimps. I wonder how dogs compare to cats in that way.
human
wow that is cool, and ya I never knew that dogs weren't actually colorblind, everyone always says they were
gpt
They see fewer colors. I think they would need color to do what they do. Their sense of smell is quite keen. 
human
*opens mouth slightly* ya it is, and so is their thinking, dogs and elephants are the only animals that can respond to pointing
gpt
Elephants are clever about language as well. They can recognize when people speak different languages. I don't think they could use the subway like some dogs in Moscow.
human
wow thats cool, also cool is that there are 12 dog blood types and people do dog blood drives!
gpt
I wonder how they distract the dogs to get the needle in them
human
thats a good point, and I wonder if they give them a cookie or treat after!
gpt
I really enjoyed chatting with you tonight! Have a great night, and enjoy wearing costumes! You could dress up as Trump!