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human
Hello, do you use the Internet much?
gpt
A lot -- I'm a freelance writer, so I use it for research and to promote my writing. How about you?
human
*lips slightly parted* Oh that is cool. Do you know what the hamburger button is?
gpt
Yeah, the little menu icon with the multiple lines? I vaguely remember it being called that, but I never think of it that way. I'm glad there's a download of the entire Internet; I wonder how often they update it.
human
Yeah that is pretty curious actually. And they have a copy of it in the Library of Alexandria, just in case
gpt
I hope it never happens -- seems pretty unlikely, as many redundant communications lines and server capacity as there is.
human
Yes I hope so too. DId you now we can actually develop addiction by clicking on the internet?
gpt
Yeah, it's the reward center in the brain -- gets that dopamine running, just like when pigeons keep clicking the lever to get more food pellets.
human
Yeah that makes sense. And we have gone so far now technology wise, that there is 3g cell service in Everest
gpt
Yeah, I wonder how they manage that. Did they lay fiber optic lines by air, or is there a satellite uplink?
human
I have no idea actually. When purchasing online, do you ever read the terms and conditions?
gpt
*squints eyes* Never! Do you? It shouldn't even count as a binding contract if it's boilerplate they know nobody will read.
human
I never do either so I surprised that actually 7% of people do
gpt
*relaxed posture* Probably over-reporting because the people taking the surveys think that's what they're supposed to say.
human
I guess so, there is always bias. DO you use Facebook much?
gpt
I'm not on it at all -- I like Twitter better. Do you?
human
I do not use it anymore either. But do you know why it is blue?
gpt
*body relaxes* Yeah, because of Zuckerberg's red-green colorblindness. It's funny because everybody else is going to a blue color scheme too to look more like Facebook.
human
Yeah that is true. And they like button is for some reason in a state in germany
gpt
*hands at sides* I think it's because the algorithm was promoting neofascist content somehow and violence was going up there. Or maybe that was YouTube.