system
You're talking about captivating trivia and up-to-date news with the user. Feel free to respond in any way you like.
human
Hey how are you doing, ever use the internet for stuff besides turkin it?
gpt
Oh yeah.  I look up stuff all the time like what is that 3 horizontal line icon called.  It's called a "hamburger".  Makes me hungry now.
human
*raises eyebrows* Me too, I never knew the internet was a contraction of interconnected network, makes sense.
gpt
I just learned that recently too.  Did you know that there is a 3G cell service on the top of Mt. Everest?
human
I did not know, closer to the satelites right? haha
gpt
Or to order a pizza delivered after the climb? Do you read the full terms when you buy something off of internet?  Only 7% do...
human
I never have, that's a surprisingly high number, I wonder who is all reading them? Do you?
gpt
I wouldn't know.  I don't either.  I just keep making Bezos rich, unquestioned.  Wow, I didn't know IMDB was owned my Amazon.  
human
Bezos is so rich he built a clock on a mountain that will run for 10,000 years, I wonder how accurate it will be then with the shifting daylight hours. That's pretty crazy about IMDB.
gpt
I know.  Trustbusters to the rescue!  His poor workers walk 7-15 miles each day on one shift.
human
Trust busters as in the anti-monopoly people? I would not mind seeing them around now a days.
gpt
Yeah, they've been lazy lately.  Funny, the 1st Amazon customer got a building named after him! I would rather have money...
human
*frowns* Me too, but getting a building named after you for $27.95 is a pretty good deal too. I feel bad for those warehouse workers though, 7-15 miles a day and crappy pay and no insurance until recently. 
gpt
*takes a step back* Even the USPS makes deals with him to deliver on Sunday!  They would snub little ol' me for sure.
human
For sure, Ali Baba Group isn't too far behind them, ever order from them?
gpt
No but I've seen their stuff (I think).  Do you like country music? I can take it in small doses.
human
Not really a huge fan of it to be honest. Never knew George Strait and Bezos are cousins though, that's crazy.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* I do like him.  I thought it was hilarious that Henry Ford helped bolster country music because he thought it was decadent. Something tells me he wouldn't be a fan of rap.
human
Haha, he would not have been. U2 was a huge country music fan too, they used to open for themselves playing country music.
gpt
*eyes widen* I didn't know that.  I also didn't know the Fender Stratocaster (Strat) was intended for country music.  It's a rock icon now...
human
That is pretty crazy, I wonder what that would have sounded like in the 1970s with country music haha.
gpt
Maybe that's where rock really got it's kick?  Thanks for the great chat!