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You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
Hi, how are doing over there on this fine evening?
gpt
I am good thanks. How are you?
human
I'm doing groovy over here. Are you a fan of tennis? 
gpt
*pushes away* Not so much. I heard that the longest tennis match in history went on for 11 hours. I definitely would not want to watch that.
human
What if you had money on it though? That would make it worth it. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I think I would be more interested in the helicopter that dried the grass tennis courts for the 1969 US Open.
human
I guess hair dryers were not powerful enough then. A helicopter? That's a rich person's solution. 
gpt
And wait, grass tennis court? I wonder how well the ball bounced. Probaby grass cut really short but still.
human
Yeah, there are three kinds of courts. I guess grass has its effect on the ball. Do you use Google much?
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Oh yeah, more than I shoud. I know I'm not the only one. In 2013 Google went down for five minutes and took 40 percent of web traffic with it.
human
*hands at sides* People are so dependent on the Internet. If civilization collapsed, the first thing they would do is search Google for a solution.
gpt
Kind of related, but I have totally tried to Google things when my power is out. Haha.
human
We can't help it! Easy to get knowledge that provides answers to daily problems. Not there when I was a kid. 
gpt
Google's unofficial slogal is "Don't be evil" but I sometimes think it is evil. They calculate traffic by tracking how fast Android devices are moving on the road.
human
They are spying on us, even right now! But they do like dogs, which is pretty good right there.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* And they did hire live goats to mow their lawns once. That is pretty kewl.
human
I would become a goat there if it got me stock options. 
gpt
Haha. So speaking of Google, I just Googled Borg vs. McEnroe. It is about one of the greatest tennis games ever played. Would you watch it?
human
*tilts head* I would watch. I don't think I'd bet on the outcome though. Isn't there some movie about them two?
gpt
Yes I think that is the title. Shia LaBeouf stars as McEnroe. I am not really too into sports movies.
human
It's probably mostly about personalities. McEnroe was intense. Borg was Swedish. That's enough personality for one film.
gpt
Haha, hilarious. I will have to check it out!