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human
Hi, do you go to the library often?
gpt
Funny i'm in one right now. lol!
human
HA! So I am guessing yes... Are you there just for this?
gpt
Yes and a few other things but this mainly. Libraries are awesome. 
human
*raises eyebrows* I agree. There's a library that offers sewing machine check out!
gpt
Wow that sounds pretty cool, better not drop it or you bought it though!.
human
HA! THere's also a library that loans out tools. Thats neat too.
gpt
*leans forward* Yeah i think that's a great ideal. Did you know the library of Alexandria has a copy of the internet. 
human
Good, I really want them to keep a copy of this chat. I feel like great things are ahead!
gpt
Awe, lol! Hey if you publish a book in Norway the government will buy 1000 copies 1500 if it's a children's book.
human
*eyes brighten* We should publish this as a book and get some money from Norway. See the chat is getting monetary now!
gpt
That's what's up!! Why is Elmo testifying before the us congress? I know it sounds like the beginning of a joke but seriously. 
human
*leans slightly forward* Because Big Bird couldn't get throught the metal detector. She had bird flu.
gpt
Stop it!! Have you ever heard of Fantasy congress before? Apparently it's just like fantasy football.
human
I have not but I think that would be a good way to introduce civics in HS. everyone knows fantasy now-a-days.
gpt
Right!! There has been a Dem vs. /rep baseball game since 1909 and the Rep are winning by 3.
human
Do they let women play on the teams? The first one was in congress in 1916 and couldn't even vote!
gpt
That sounds like a slap in the face to me. Just her an Elmo hanging out with the gavel. 
human
If it was post-nixon, you mean gavelS....
gpt
Right Tricky Dicks got a temper, always breaking stuff. Man Linkin Park played 324 concerts in 2001.