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human
Hi would you like to chat?
gpt
I can't think of anything better to do, can you tell me about animal, or poetry, or animals that read poetry?
human
Well, I can tell you that there are about 20 Quintilian animals on planet earth.
gpt
Did you count them personally?  I hate it when you are counting and someone interrupts, making you lose count.  I can't quite picture that number of animals
human
No, I started counting them but my magic marker ran out of ink and I lost track.
gpt
I love that the Loch Ness monster is protected by the government.  It, or he, or she, has been doing fine for millennia without the government.
human
I think we should protect big foot too. I think it makes perfect sense to protect something that we don't know exists.
gpt
*eyes widen* It sounds as though the Germans are going down that path, animals there have guaranteed rights.  I wonder if they have access to lawyers to enact those rights.
human
I read that animals develop white patches on their foreheads when domesticated. I think human are animals but they don't have white patches.
gpt
Good point, you should find the researcher and put that to them.  I've heard that before, I think it's the same with floppy ears like you get on dogs.  And don't say humans don't have floppy ears.
human
They do, I've seen some people with ears so big they couldn't lean out the window of a moving car because their ears would beat them to death.
gpt
I was going to ask if you have a computer, but considering what we're doing it would be a redundant question.
human
*leans slightly forward* Ha! No actually I don't have a computer, I am projecting images to you telepathically. I am also quite crazy.
gpt
Have you heard of these transhumanists who want to load themselves on to memory sticks?  My kids keep taking my sticks, I'd hate to be overwritten by some school project.
human
*calm eyes* I have heard about that. But I don't really get the point. 
gpt
I suppose it's a eternal life thing, doesn't seem like much of a life floating around a memory stick.  I guess you could program a world to exist in.  I may be no expert but I don't see it coming to reality.
human
Kind of sounds like the movie. It's on the tip of my tongue, but my brain crashed.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Wasn't Johnny Depp in it Transcendance , or something? We sure have come a long way from the Russians 1936 computer that ran on water.
human
That might apply, but I was thinking about the Matrix. We live in amazing times. I can't wait to see what they come up with in the next ten years.
gpt
Of course The Matrix, just like me to miss the obvious.  Whatever they come with don't smoke near it, it will just like with Apple and invalidating your warranty.
human
I wonder how they would prove that. Would they swab the device for signs of nicotine?
gpt
*smiles* At Apple they will have the iSwab to do that, just like any other swab, just more expensive.  Good chatting with you, have a good evening