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human
hi how are you today? what do you think of shoes?
gpt
I think shoes are very valuable.
human
Can you relax with your shoes? John Candy couldn't. he had to take them off. boy his dogs were barking! I usually wear shoes myself.
gpt
I probably wear my boots more than shoes.
human
do you wear your boots to bed? i had a friend who did that. he was worried that someone would break into his house and he would have to fight them. he didnt want bare feet.
gpt
I usually dont wear them to bed. Unless I am really tired and just pass out.
human
*hands at sides* i guess i would wear my shoes to bed if i lived in a bad neighborhood and had to fight burglars or raccoons. 
gpt
That kind of sounds a little bit insane to me to ber honest.
human
yes, but in bad neighborhoods sometimes people break into your place and you might need to confront them. you want your shoes on then. clothing would be good too.
gpt
Yeah I guess your right. did you know there are 17 ways to tie your shoes.
human
i wonder which one is best for fighting burglars and raccoons and other vermin. i think that it should be a practical knot that can be tied quickly, just before combat.
gpt
I think as long a it keeps your shoe on your foot and is quickto tie it would be best.
human
yes, burglars can be pretty quick, so you need to "stay on your toes" when it comes to tying your shoes. 
gpt
That certainly is true.
human
i knew that you would agree. i have made a rational case for "bed shoes" to go with my bed clothes. dont ever worry about burglars again. you have your bed shoes and a knot in the laces that will stay tied in a fight.
gpt
You could just use velcro

human
*hands at sides* velcro *is* speedy, ill grant you that one. but will it hold, especially in the heat of domestic combat? that is for someone else to test in the field, not me, oh boy, i made that mistake before. 
gpt
*body relaxes* Lol. Well be sure to get your idea patented like Bill nye did.
human
Bill Nye. now that man could tie a shoe. he is a scientist. he know how to make things stick.
gpt
*smiles* I know right. He patented som ballet slippers. I think he could do better.
human
never misunderestimate good old Bill. anyway, great chat. i gotta go change muh shoes.
gpt
*laughs* bye bye