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human
*leans forward* Hi. What kind of telephone do you have?
gpt
Well I mostly use a cellphone. I don't even have a house phone anymore, what about you
human
*laughs* IPhone, the device famous for it's computing power! It has more CP than the entire US nuclear IBCM arsenal!
gpt
That's amazing! Scary too, do you know why New York's area code is two-one-two?
human
Because it is the fastest to dial on a rotary phone.  You remember rotary phones don't you?
gpt
Haha I do, I think my grandma still has one actually, she also still has phone books, have you ever interlaced all the pages of two phone books before?
human
No. That would take forever!  WHy, what happens?
gpt
Well once all of the pages are interlaced you literally cannot rip the two books apart, the friction keeps them together
human
That's hard to believe! You know what else is hard to believe?  UNICEF will donate 1 day worth of clean water to a needy child for every minute you do NOT use your cellphone.  That means you can provide clean water to 1440 children just by NOT using your cell phone!.
gpt
That sounds cool I should actually do that, I certainly don't use my phone all day, what do you think about computers by the way?
human
I am a computer. Well, maybe not, but I sit next to one... My computer has more RAM than I do.  But this does not bother me because it only take 1mb or RAM to run the space shuttle, and all I need to do is get to the refrigerator.
gpt
Yes that is impressive. I also want to see the Russian computer that they created to run on water, how is that possible
human
*leans slightly forward* I don't know. I can't figure out how transhumanists think they will download their consciousness to a memory stick.  If I tried that, I would probably end up on one of those thumb drive shaped like Scooby Do...
gpt
*takes a step forward* Haha yes I would definitely upload my brain to a computer though, hopefully you don't smoke near your iPhone though, Apple says they will deny the warranty because they consider that to be a Biohazard
human
I consider my Iphone to be a bio-hazard with all the microwave radiation they emit. How I long for the old days when a computer could be built out of simple Minecraft building blocks...
gpt
*lips slightly parted* Yep I wish I could see how they made a computer in Minecraft, that actually sounds cool, have you ever played the game of softball by the way? I'm too lazy to play sports myself
human
*body relaxes* I used to play on a modified fast-pitch softball team. Love the game. I believe the YMCA invented it...
gpt
Yes you're right. It was actually invented back in 1887, which was a long time ago, it was also an indoor game originally
human
*leans slightly forward* Nice!  Unfortunately, the average salary of a pro softball player is only about $5k per year, so I won't be doing that anytime soon.
gpt
*laughs* Yep that's not too much haha. It's interesting that the game was named softball back in 1926 though, just because they use a ball that was soft LOL it makes sense