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human
Hello! How are you this morning?
gpt
im doing well! sipping on my morning coffee. how about you?
human
Same here! Enjoy that! Also enjoy helium because it's running out lol.
gpt
it is??? no way! what are we going to fill out balloons with?
human
I'm more worried about making funny voices lol. We are running out of so many things on this earth. Did you know 80 percent of forests have been destroyed?
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* thats a sad thing to hear. but we still have a bunch, so imagine how many we used to have!
human
I couldn't imagine! I wonder if that's why some birds fly from Alaska to Mexico without sleeping?
gpt
they have to get to the warm, and fast! they must get tired making the long journey tho
human
I'm sure they sleep for days haha. Birds are pretty smart. There are wilds birds in Australia that can mimic the sound of cameras, car alarms, and chainsaws.
gpt
That's so funny. I wonder what their accents are like. Because birds have accents!
human
I'm picturing british and american birds talking to each other lol. I would like to see that, but also hang out with cats in Taiwan.
gpt
id love to hear a bird with a cockneyed British accent. do you like cats?
human
*lips slightly parted* No I actually don't really like cats lol, but you can hang out with them at a cafe in Taiwan. I think that would be interesting.
gpt
that would be interesting, but i would avoid it, im allergic!
human
Wise person you are! Have you seen the godfather? I guess the cat in the opening scene was a stray they found on set!
gpt
i actually havent but id love to. i wonder if they paid that cat SAG day rates
human
haha or in cat treats? I envy the life of a cat, it spends most of its life sleeping lol.
gpt
that would be fun, so much better than working all day long
human
I agree! Would you ever want a cat as your town mayor?
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* haha it would about as useful as my current mayor....what town elected a cat???