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human
Hi, how are you on this fine evening?
gpt
hi I'm doing great how about you, did you know Julius Caesar would write fan fiction when he was young, It was about hercules haha
human
I'm with George RR Martin on this issue. Fan fiction sucks. it is copyright violation. Someone should sue Julius Caesar!
gpt
haha yes! Maybe hercules can prove he is real by suing! I guess Edgar allen poe has the title for oldest example of a cyborg in fiction
human
Hercules never understood copyright law! Poe wasn't perfect, but he knew sci fi.
gpt
*leans forward* haha I didn't know that, what did he do?
human
He married a gal that was like 13 or something. I guess in his day that was not unusual but still. Probably to an author and alcoholic these were normal things.
gpt
ah I see well that is definitely weird, what I'm not surprised with is there is a wikipedia that ranks fictinoal characters, it does it according to their abilities, I'll tell you some people have a lot of time on their hands
human
I think that some people live for such things! They get notoriety from such endeavors, but no money. Can you believe that in the 1950s a judge tried to ban a science fiction comic because it featured a black character? That's an amazing judgement.
gpt
that is pretty bad for sure, what I want to see is the violin made of stone that you can actually play, I play the piano do you play any instruments
human
I used to play the guitar, but I weren't any good. I would blow hard into it, but it never sounded quite right. Perhaps I should have tried the violin, but I mistook it for a form of violence.
gpt
haha I like that, ya my uncle plays the violin but he says its really hard to learn, the piano isn't that bad in my opinion, it has a good amount of challenge but I think anyone can get pretty good with enough practice
human
I would like to think that I could be as good as Einstein. He was a musician, but he didn't really gain renown as one. I could do as well as him, don't you think?
gpt
*takes a step back* ah I didn't know that, well I think you can do it! just make sure to use modern violins and not the million dollar stradivarius ones, modern ones sound better in blind tests
human
I would never be able to tell the difference. Perhaps Einstein could, but I couldn't. If Haydn wrote a competition with the two varieties of violin ar the end, could the audience tell the difference?
gpt
haha good question, what is cool that Einstein said is that "the greatest scientists are artists as well"
human
But then again, are the greatest artists scientists? Perhaps not. Or perhaps so. Perhaps I don't know. I want to hear a violin made out of stone, a piano made out of stone for the Flintstones.
gpt
haha I like that, would you ride a bus that goes 160mph? they are making on in Denmark apparently
human
The Danes are seditious, don't trust them! They lie! They eat too much butter! Anyhows, great chatting with you!
gpt
haha those lying butter eaters! great talking with you, stay away from japanese highways they are apparently all toll roads!
human
*hands at sides* The pastries in Denmark are dangerously addictive!
gpt
yes that is my dream, to be in denmark, going 160mph in a bus eating pastries!