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You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
hi how are you? what do you think of this planet of ours?
gpt
*tightens jaw* Hey I'm doing great how are you? Our planet is amazing I love it. However I hate that more than 80% of our natural forest have been destroyed.
human
yeah, we have treated the old gal pretty shabbily. we need to learn to respect this planet, the only one we have.
gpt
I totally agree. Kind of odd that earth will be virtually helium free by the end of the 21st-century. I wonder what caused that?
human
i dont know. where does helium come from? where does it go? i have questions.
gpt
Yeah I need to look these questions up as well. Apparently when earth was first formed a day was only 5.5 hours long. I could get used to that work week!
human
yeah, but how much internet time could you get in? LOL the day will get longer and the work day will too
gpt
Yeah that's true. Probably not much. I love the Internet and there's even Internet capabilities at the peak of Mount Everest along with 3G cell service.
human
who would want internet on the top of everest? people taking selfies, i suppose. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Oh yeah always got to be posting to Instagram! The Internet can cause real addiction measurable in the brain so no matter where people are they need it.
human
i think i am one of the sad victims of the internet. i click and click yet my craving is never satisfied.
gpt
*laughs* Ha ha I am right there with you. It is like a drug. The three horizontal line menu on apps and website is called a hamburger button. That makes me hungry just thinking about it.
human
*calm eyes* i think that PETA and the vegans hate that word! they probably want a different term.
gpt
*smiles* Perhaps they do. Did you know the current library of Alexandria has a saved copy of the Internet?
human
is there really a copy? how could you make a copy of the whole internet? it seems impossible.
gpt
Yeah I don't know enough about the Internet to answer that question. But do you know those terms that you see when buying a product or service on the Internet? Only 7% of people read that.
human
i am not one of the 7percent. i am surprised that it is that high.
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Yes me too. Do you like horror films? I like watching them around Halloween. Maybe that explains why I lose the weight around that time because watching horror movies can burn up to 180 cal.
human
I guess that works the first time you see a film, but the next time, it is not so scary. Anyway great chat!
gpt
Yes cause you know it's coming. Another thing that you should do after watching a horror movie is viewing abstract art because you'll enjoy it more. Great talking with you too hope you have a good one.
human
Will do! Ill check out some art afterward. Thanks! Have a great day!
gpt
*eyes widen* Also remember the metallic noise in horor movies is from something called a waterphone! Enjoy your day now :)