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human
*raises eyebrows* Hi! I couldnt believe IHOP pulled such a stunt by changing its name to IHOB just to remind the world that it also sells burgers. What about you?
gpt
*body stiffens* I felt like an American tradition was dashed.  IHOB doesn't have the same ring to it. 
human
Agreed! I understand change is necessary - like McDonald's adding a drive-thru for soldiers who couldnt get out of their vehicles wearing fatigues - but don't change the name. Do something else. I was so upset with them!
gpt
*furrows brow* Yeah, I agree.  I would be OK with McDonald's selling Bumpkin pie, but we don't have to rename McDonald's. 
human
*calm eyes* Exactly! Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind trying a bumpkin pie one day. I don't know the ingredients, but I know it's a popular dish in the backwoods!
gpt
*clenches fists* It sounds like that's where it belongs.  Like a trunk actually belongs in a car's trunk. 
human
Absolutely. Hey,  did you know trunks got the name from old cars because they actually had wooden trunks in the back?
gpt
Yeah, makes sense.  I suppose glove compartments were once for gloves?  Non Sequitur alert... I learned that dogs are not colorblind.  They just can't see as many colors as humans. 
human
*takes a step back* That's interesting! I wasn't aware of that! It's a good thing Google prefers dogs over cats then as the dogs won't be distracted by all the vibrant colors at Google, right?
gpt
Also makes sense... They also won't have as many blood types to puzzle the vet.  Dogs have 12 different blood types -- cats have only 3. 
human
That is wild! I bet when dogs donate their blood at doggie blood drives, it's a nightmare trying to sort out all the different blood types!
gpt
Yes, I bet the stress runs high as it does for hard working spiders that have their webs stolen by hummingbirds.  Hummingbird use them for next building materials.  
human
Oh, wow! Hey, I wonder if Hummingbirds also fly without sleep from Alaska to north Mexico during migration?
gpt
I wonder if they ever sleep ever.  I also don't know if they chirp.  I'm sure, unlike some wild birds in Australia, they don't mimic chainsaws.
human
Isn't that crazy? Australian birds can also mimic cameras and car alarms. Imagine thinking your car alarm is going off and you jet outside to discover it's only a wild bird! Ha! 
gpt
Hee. I'm a little glad the Dodo bird is extinct.  They were related to pigeons.  Can you imagine the mess around park benches and sidewalks? 
human
You are right. It would be a nightmare. Wonder if their bones were as hollow as most birds to the point where the feathers weigh more than the skeletons. Since they're extinct, I suppose well never know, unfortunately. 
gpt
*tenses body* Maybe it was all the ancient park custodians that made them extinct. They didn't live up to the birds reputation of being the most numerically successful class of tetrapods. 
human
*eyes widen* Maybe so. Crazy some birds have evolved for swimming and all birds' digestive/respiratory system adapted for flight, yet the Dodo went extinct. 
gpt
Poor Dodo... Maybe if they understood pointing like dogs and elephants, they would still be alive. 