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human
Do you know the names of the two parts of the legislature in the United States?
gpt
House and the Senate. Do you know what candy bars the senate supplies in their candy desk?
human
I believe they are going with Pennsylvania Candies, including mars bars and jellybeans.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* You know your candy! OK, tell me this: Who cracked the 165 year-old gavel in the US Senate?
human
I don't remember which one, but it was a man that was also President.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Nixon. I'll give you another chance. Is the Senate chamber located in the North or South with of the US Capitol?
human
*eyes brighten* Since they call it the upper chamber, I would say North.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Nice. You should be a Senator! Although then you could be arrested by the Sergeant-at-arms if you were absent for a vote!
human
No thank you!    Women were not allowed to wear pants in the Senate until 1993!
gpt
*eyes brighten* Wait, then what were they wearing? I say if the women were without pants, then the men should have also had some restrictions! 
human
Well, we know they were all wearing shoes!   Michael Jordan had a famous quote about selling them to both sides.
gpt
*laughs* I hope the shoes were not made of horse hair. Clint Eastwood developed an allergy to horses, so I imagine it could happen to the senators too!. 
human
Perhaps so, but that can't be too big a concern as some high school students once rode horses to school on no vehicle day.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yeah, but they got suspended! I wonder if the horses were Lipizzaner stallions.
human
Did you know those horses are born dark and take years to change to a lighter color.
gpt
Kind of like me, without hair coloring... I wonder if they would stay dark color if they were kept calm all their lives, maybe by living with Dalmatians, who are loved by firefighters for that reason.
human
*laughs* Perhaps radios could be used conduct that experiment.
gpt
*laughs* As long they are kept on FM, because storms from Jupiter can be heard on AM stations, which might spook the horses>
human
*takes a step back* Perhaps they could be kept on Canadian stations which must play Canadian music 40% of the time.
gpt
That would keep anyone calm.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Almost as bad as that website that stores classic radio dramas for free., because who would pay  for them?
human
*raises eyebrows* Maybe someone who has stuck with news broadcast in classical latin!
gpt
They should beam that to Jupiter...only to Jupiter... It as been nice chatting!