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human
Hi! Did you hear about the police officer who stole a vacuum and instant oatmeal from Walmart? 
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* I think I heard something about that, that's pretty crazy!  I mean, being a officer and doing that?  You think he of all people would know the possible consequences of his actions!
human
I know! He even admits that what he did was stupid and out of character. I guess he had to resign from the police force and had to serve 3 years probation. That's a long time! Maybe he was desperate? With 2 jobs I can't see how.
gpt
*eyes widen* Seem to recall he said he was paying his parents bills at the time, but I dunno... I'm guessing he got caught in the whole, "I won't get caught" mentality.  I've read that he also stole condoms from there too!  (Insert clever joke here) lol!
human
*shoulders droop* Haha yeah it's not like he was so hungry and only stole food! What a strange list of items to steal! A vacuum, condoms and instant oatmeal!? It's pretty sad actually! Yet KI still find it a little funny when I think of his "shopping list". ha!
gpt
Wonder how long he was doing it before he got caught? They say he also tried to boost an XBox system.  I don't know, it's just a crazy situation all around..
human
Oh yeah, it sounds like this guy had a stealing problem in general. In that case, I'm glad they caught him. I can't imagine a police officer doing such things but somehow he made it onto the police force. Hey, do you have an iPhone?
gpt
No, I don't... I have a Android.  They say women are more likely to own an iphone than men, but I'll resist the whole "women and phones" joke I could make because they're handy for anyone to have...
human
Haha yeah, not "this woman!" I wouldn't mind playing around with one to see what I'm missing out on, "if" I could afford it. It would be crazy of me to waste money on a phone at this point! I also have an android! They work perfectly fine. I just found out that's it's legal to have a flamethrower on your car in south africa! Wow! I kinda want want for in case of zombie apocalypse! 
gpt
*takes a step back* Well, cool as it is, I'm not sure how practical it'd be for a zombie apocalypse.  Remember, zombies don't feel pain!  So you'll just have a bunch of walking torches after you!  LOL.
human
Haha! I didn't think of it that way! I guess in South Africa it is meant for live humans who might carjack you! You'd think that would have handled their carjacking problems completely!
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Got a friend that lives in South Africa, I'll have to ask him about it.  LOL.  Speaking of cars, did you know McDonalds added drive thru because soldiers were not allowed to get out of their cars while wearing fatigues?  Thought that was interesting...
human
No I didn't know that! That is very interesting! Thank goodness for it, because I prefer the drive thrus! Since we areon the tpoic of cars,, :) I learned that we call trunks "trunks" because old cars actually had wooden trunks on the back of them. I'm too young to have known that without having randomly learned it. haha
gpt
*eyes widen* Yeah, they can be handy to put stuff in, spare tire, clothes, a body, you know the usual.  :)  Get this, they named a Cadillac after the French Explorer who founded Detroit.  Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac, I think was his name.
human
*eyes widen* Oh wow, Jann mardenborough became a pro racer after beating 90,000 people at the game Gran Turismo! I knew I should have kept playing that game! lol, my job would pay more, that's for sure!
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Seems like it'd take more to qualify you as a pro racer other than playing a video game, no matter HOW good you were at it, but I dunno... maybe he had an ultra realistic set up with faux steering wheel and stuff?  
human
Ideally he would have but I can't imagine spending money on such stuff. haha too much responsibility! Still, I agree, that playing a game with your thumbs says nothing about how you handle a car! Were you aware that sharks have no rib cages?
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Yeah, I heard something about that... they get out of water and their weight can crush their body because of it!  Be a gruesome way to go!  Weird to think how long they've been around.  Sharks evolved before dinosaurs and even TREES.
human
And sharks can rescue sailors and be trained to bark like dogs! Hm, that's worth looking into!
gpt
Weird... I wonder what a shark barking would sound like?  I have to look that up!  I'm told sharks have been even known to rescue sailors.  Although if I were in shark infested waters, I wouldn't look them for it!
human
Shark infested waters like "The White Shark Cafe!" A place in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where sharks congregate! Yikes, my luck my ship would go down there. Hey, it's been a great chat! :D
gpt
Hey, you too!  You have a great evening!
human
You as well !!!
gpt
Maybe we'll chat again sometime!