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human
Do you have any favorite clothing?
gpt
Yes, I like my spandex capris. On the funnier side, I know that a man wore 70 items of clothing in a Chinese airport to avoid the bagging charge.
human
That is my kind of man! I always thought about doing that but never did lol
gpt
What's funnier is that people used to do their laundry in old faithful, they put their clothes in the geyser and it would erupt with clean clothes. Funny, Very Funny.
human
that is hilarious! I am sure they cleaned really fast. Did you know apple used to have a clothing line
gpt
*leans forward* Yes. Did you know that the Greeks literally made asbestos clothing and it was almost as valuable as gold!
human
*leans forward* wow, and they would have short life spans probably lol.  It reminds me of pilgrim clothes, they used to wear colorful clothes and just what we know of their clothing for special occasions 
gpt
Wow.  Did you know that bulletproof clothing mogul, Miguel Cabarello, shoots all his employees in order to test and enforce quality control on his wares? Wouldn't want to work for him.
human
heck no, my luck would be the one time it doesn't work, I would be wearing it lol!
gpt
I know, right? What about the telephone.  Did you know that the inventor of the dial telephone was an undertaker who was convinced telephone operators were rerouting his calls to rival businesses?
human
that is hilarious! I never knew that. I know that 212 is New yorks area code because it was the fastest number to dial on rotary phones
gpt
Yes, and that there's a luxury phone maker that hires the London Symphony Orchestra to record its exclusive ringtones.
human
wow that is awesome lol! I want that phone for my next one, I wonder how to get one!
gpt
I know, right?  Did you know that a  1930's actress Hedy Lamarr helped to invent the cell phone, wi-fi, and GPS?
human
no way, back in 1930? That is crazy to think. Almost as crazy as UNICEF donating a day of clean water for every minute we don't use our cell phone
gpt
I know, right?  Did you also know that there is almost no correlation between cell phone connection quality and "bars" of service?
human
*leans forward* We were taught wrong this whole time? I wonder what the connection is 
gpt
Not sure but did you know that dolphins will communicate with one another over a telephone and appear to know who they are talking to. Hello Flipper.
human
lol, that is so interesting. I wonder how accurate that is. I want to check that one out! It was so nice chatting with you!
gpt
Yes, you as well. One last thing, did you know that Kim Kardashian has a book about her being "a trailblazer of the selfie movement". titled, selfish?