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human
Do you like horror films?
gpt
You mean like Bambi?  I am a sensitive soul, like Stephen King, and feel Bambi was the first horror film I ever watched.
human
Hahaaaaa... that's funny!  pretty sure Disney would not agreee... LOL
gpt
Well, I do watch horror films occasionally, but I use them more as a weight-control tactic than for viewing pleasure. You can burn around 180 calories watching a good horror film, and even more if it is awful! 
human
*takes a step forward* Oh man... no wonder i don't like horrow films... i don't like diets!
gpt
That explains it!  I don't even like the creepy metallic waterphone noises they make during scifi and horror flicks. 
human
*curls lip* Oooooo... yeah!  That sound is sooooo annoying?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Of course, if you are going to be viewing abstract art, it is always a good idea to watch a good horror film first. It helps.
human
Really... i wonder why?
gpt
It's kind like eating ice cream after broccoli. Who would want to eat broccoli second?  Speaking of food, have you ever heard of the hamburger button?  
human
no i have not.  what is it?
gpt
*laughs* Those three horizontal lines that symbol a menu.  It is on most websites, and it's easier to find it if you are hungry.
human
*takes a step back* hahaaaaa... thats funny anf makes perfect sense
gpt
The internet carries a vast range of useful information like that. It also carries a lot of junk too. That is why we like it! LOL
human
*pushes away* That is true... i used to use facebook all the time... now... don't use it at all
gpt
So, you did an "about face" on the use of Facebook?  Good for you!  FB fuels internet addictions. Scientists can even measure the addictions people get by monitoring bodily responses to clicking on a link... You will be better off without FB.
human
Plus it's a lot of lies and political stuff that is very negative.
gpt
I completely agree!  Social engineering... They think we are like the little boy named Danny who was in the movie, the Shining, who did not even know he was acting in a horror film.  They think we cannot see the plot of their horror shows! 
human
*body relaxes* LOL... that is a very insightful opninion... I AGREE!
gpt
All my insight comes from reading the full terms of agreement on service contracts. You can learn a lot by reading between the lines!