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human
Do you ever shop at Target?
gpt
*hands at sides* I have shopped at Target. It seems like a nice store, nicer than Walmart, if you ask me.
human
I would agree. Did you know that they will price match Amazon?
gpt
I suppose these days they have to. Amazon is everywhere and any time! Target really needs to compete.
human
It's a good idea. Did you also know that there are no Target stores in Vermont?
gpt
I wonder what's special about Vermont. Is it the law or something? It's right next door to New Hampshire. Hm. Target doesn' carry tobacco, either.
human
That's a good question. I did not know that they didn't sell tobacco. I wonder how long that's been the case?
gpt
It's been at least 20 years, though I wonder what stopped sales. There is money in tobacco. Maybe they want to have a friendly, safe image.
human
I'm sure that's the reason. I had also heard that there is a state senator that has to also work at Target to make enough money. 
gpt
*hands at sides* I guess being a state senator really doesn't pay well. But why Target? Aren't there better jobs out there?
human
You would think so. Maybe the flexibility?
gpt
I guess. Seasonal work, flexible hours. Target stopped selling tobacco, but they sell herbal supplments. Talk about a bogus product.
human
Yeah I'm not a believer in holistic medicine myself. Off topic but do you watch a lot of TV. I watch a whole lot. 
gpt
*hands at sides* I sometimes watch the box when I'm in the gym. Try to catch up on the news and stuff.
human
Are you a fan of The Simpsons?
gpt
I enjoyed the first eight seasons. I don't find the recent stuff interesting. The show has run its course. You?
human
I haven't seen it in a long time but I used to watch it. Did you know that there is only one episode ever where Bart does not appear and is not mentioned?
gpt
The show really was about Bart and his hijinks. I think it's funny that That 70's Show was remade verbatim in the UK and flopped. Something about casting didn't work, I think.
human
Those things rarely do. The only one I can think of that really did was The Office. Did you happen to see the Family Guy episode of South Park?
gpt
I did. It was the one when the manatees were fetching balls to make up a story line. Good episode.