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human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
Hello, I am well thank you, I hope you are too.  Do you remember your first computer?
human
I do. I spent way too much because I just got my first job. 
gpt
Yeah oh well, now it is absolutely necessary to have either a computer or a phone. 
human
Yeah. The 3 horizontal line menu on apps and websites is called a hamburger button.
gpt
*eyes widen* I never knew that interesting. I guess the space shuttle's computer runs on 1mb of ram, that's nuts. 
human
Yeah, that's not a lot! Constant novelty from clicking links on the internet can cause real addiction measurable in the brain
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I can see that happening.  Have you ever read about having your leg feel like your phone is vibrating in your pocket when it's not?
human
*backs away* Yeah, it happens to me all the time. Just got an apple watch and now I'm worried about it happening on my wrist!
gpt
Yeah it happens to me as well, it's so strange.  Did you know there is still coverage for internet at the top of Everest?
human
Probably so the sherpas can give proper credit...Smoking near apple computers voids the warranty by making it "a biohazard"
gpt
That's funny lol.  I didn't know that, how many people actually follow that? Probably close to none. 
human
*leans slightly forward* Yeah... In 1936, the russians made a computer that ran on water.
gpt
*lips slightly parted* What? That is the craziest thing I have heard all day.  I guess there is a thing called transhumanists, who want to upload their minds to computers. 
human
*leans slightly forward* That's weird... I hope they don't get sick with a virus! Ha (dad joke)... Cs lewis and tolkien held "you laugh you lose" competitions when reading terrible poetry
gpt
I would have loved to been able to join in on one of those competitions!
human
I would be so embarrassed if they laughed at me. I mean so much ego...
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* Oh yeah, I'm sure I would get laughed at.  Someone set a speed record of reading 4700 words a minute! How is that even possible?!
human
I would remember 2 words. I can barely read normally..
gpt
Yeah I can read ok, but I couldn't even comprehend 2000 words a minute. 