system
You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
I love the internet.  I can access everything there including email, documents, use the telephone and more.  How about you, what is your favorite part?
gpt
I like checking my emails and learning. Like i found out just now the 3 horizontal lines is called a hamburger.
human
Just don't click it too much or you'll get addicted!

gpt
*smiles* Alexandria has the internet save in case something happens. They could probably throw away 50% of it and no one would notice.
human
*opens mouth slightly* Good thing.  Most people don't even read what is going on for the internet.  Only 7% look at full terms of agreement on the internet.  It shows you how people trust the internet.  Do you trust it?

gpt
*eyes downcast* no but i also dont read it. do you?
human
Sometimes.  If you go hiking, don't worry because there is 3 g cell service on Mt. Everest's peak!
gpt
Nice. My Instas will be able to post. As long as Google doesn't go down, I should be good.
human
Sad thing about technology is that now the environment is suffering with more than 80% of Earth's forests destroyed.
gpt
Yeah. That seems like a waste. Google used goats to mow their lawn so they are helping the environment.
human
Well at least that was environmentally sound.  Maybe they could save on gas for the environment with their tracking android devices on the road and stopping speeders.
gpt
*laughs* That would make sense but so many people would be angry!
human
*opens mouth slightly* I can't believe searching google takes more computing power than it took to get to the moon for astronauts.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* I would question NASA if I were an astonaut. At least if there were a border dispute, Google could apease both countries...
human
*takes a step forward* When google goes down, it's horrible.  They once went down in 2013 and 40% of web traffic went with it.
gpt
*takes a step back* That's crazy. I heard that netflix uses 33% of internet traffic.
human
*takes a step back* Well if an alien ever interferes with the internet traffic, the UN has an official ambassador to deal with it.
gpt
Whew! I was worried we hadn't addressed that possibility!
human
Earth was only 5.5 hours long when first formed, so I'm not sure how aliens could see us if it were dark.
gpt
*body relaxes* That would have been a great game of ghosts in the graveyard!
human
Haha.  No helium balloons for future parties though.  Too bad Earth will be helium free mostly by the end of the 21st century.
gpt
Nice chatting with you!