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human
hi how are you doing over there? do you like the Sun?
gpt
Yeah, without it I'd be dead.  Our sun is only 1 billionth the size of the biggest star in our galaxy.  I wonder if it has an inferiority complex?
human
the sun does not like it when you bring up its complex. wait till the sun goes down to talk about such things. thank you.
gpt
*shakes head* OK, I'll be more careful.  I less pleasant topic... Did you hear about the woman that attacked her ex-boyfriend with acid when he told her he had a new girlfriend?  It happened in the UK.
human
well, that is a great topic! i did not know about that. that is horrible. she really should be punished for that. 
gpt
The judge gave her a minimum of 12 years in prison. The judge called it "an act of pure evil". 
human
it was. god, why would someone do that? i understand anger, but to destroy a life...hm. i guess she will have 12 years to hink about that.
gpt
*squints eyes* Yeah, she had bought the acid to distress some jeans and for a smell in her drain. 
human
I find that hard to believe.
gpt
*shakes head* Yeah, the boyfriend spent months in intensive care... Not feeling sorry for her...
human
*calm eyes* i guess that this can be a lesson to people who think that they can get away with horrible crimes. the pain he suffered must have been awful.
gpt
Yes.  On to something a bit less depressing... The sun is actually white and only appears yellow because of our atmosphere... I like yellow better...
human
*hands at sides* yes, let's talk about the sun. he is gone now, so no worries. i like yellow too. warmer. friendlier.
gpt
Yep... All that's missing is the smile... In 2011, I guess Neptune finally made a lap after being discovered in 1846. 
human
Wow, I didn't know Neptune was that slow
gpt
Yeah, it must be a day for slacker planets and stars... The sun does like to boast that it can produce enough energy in 1 second to meet the needs of the Earth for 500,000 years.
human
*calm eyes* i think the sun has a good sense of its power. it is hard to contain all that energy. the sun is like a two year old on coca cola.
gpt
Ha.  I really need to go to S. Africa and get my car fitted for a flame-thrower.  It's legal there to prevent carjacking.  
human
yes, that would be cool if it were solar powered. the power of the sun, stopping carjackings
gpt
I think the sun would be happy to help.  I didn't realize IMDB was owned by Amazon.  I better check, Bezos may own me.  
human
Soon, we will all swear fealty to Dear Leader Jeff. Anyway, great chat!
gpt
Yes, Bezos is the new King of America. Thanks for an entertaining chat. 