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human
Is your toilet clean?
gpt
What a way to start a conversation, lol! I guess it should be for world toilet day. 
human
Hahahaaaa... i thought you would appreciate it!  Do you watch south park?
gpt
I do not but obviously ever one is aware of it, my wife loves it.
human
Well, tell your wife good job!  LOL They sent the simpsons flowers when family guy had it's final episode.
gpt
Yeah i read that. Speaking of the Simpsons Bart was never in or mentioned in one episode. 
human
That's crazy....i watch the simpsons and cant place which episode that is?
gpt
Pokemon on the other hand has had over 750 episodes in 16 years. 
human
That's crazy!  I wonder how they have the time to produce so many?  Did you know that George Carlin was the longest running voice for thomas the tank?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I did but i heard he shared that spot light with a couple other performers. one being Ringo Star and the other Alec Baldwin. 
human
Yeah, that's true... but they were very short time periods for them.

gpt
Oh ok. You know Jupiter's storms are so powerful that they can be picked up on AM radio. 
human
REally?  I want to listen now!  I wonder what it sounds like?
gpt
*lips slightly parted* Me too! There is also a website that you can listen to 1000's of episodes of classical radio dramas for free.
human
Ooooo... i love those things!  They are soooo amzing.  You ever heard any of them?
gpt
A classic radio Drama for free, can't say that i have.lol
human
*eyes brighten* They are really cool... it's like old stuff like the green lantern and mysteries.
gpt
I remember the Shadow. Do you know that one? It became a movie played by Alex Baldwin. "The Shadow Knows"
human
Yessssss!  See.. you do know!!  LOL  You should try making a radio out of a pencil and razorblade :)
gpt
Knowing me i would probably cut myself. I hear that's what soldiers did in WW2. Catch name was Foxhole Radios.