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human
Do you like trousers ?
gpt
*tilts head* haha well I do, I call them pants though, what about you?
human
Yeah, I like pants, they are the best when I want to mount my horse and go to war. No robe or skirts for me is my country is calling. 
gpt
*opens mouth slightly* haha, well I wear them all the time, I didn't know the "fly" is the cloth flap covering the zipper and not the zipper itself
human
What is the temperature where you transition from pants to short ? 
gpt
well for me it is probably like 75 degrees, what about you? I guessthey also call shorts "short trousers"
human
My it is around 78 degrees, but if I run or do exercices, I can go as low as 40. Romans thought of pants as a barbaric garment, I guess the barbarians won on all fronts, I don't see many togas in Rome nowadays. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* no you're right, what is crazy is that women weren't allowed to wear pants in the USA senate until the early 90s
human
I did not knew that, do you think an adult could wear short trousers with a blazer, like a school uniform,  and not look ridiculous ?
gpt
*takes a step back* no I don't think so haha, that would look weird, also weird is that the incredible hulk's trousers are unbreakable
human
*calm eyes* I think if you are unbreakable like Hulk, you should find unbreakable pants, otherwise he would have to change his name a the Naked Hulk, because that would be the first thing that people will notice, then they will notice his strength.   
gpt
haha good point, MLB umpires should develop unbreakable pants, they need to wear black underwear just incase their plants split haha
human
Maybe they should have pants like Aladdin, those would never broke because of stretching. They were inspired by MC Hammer, so if you like the movie Aladdin, you have to thank MC Hammer. 
gpt
haha that is good to know, do you follow presidents at all? the last president to speak another language was FDR
human
I think that is sad, it speaks a lot on how smart we expect our president to be. I think they should go back to 1805 where the runner up in the election  was the vice-president, what do you think about that ?
gpt
haha well I don't think we should do that, I can't imagine Trump and Hillary as VP, there would be so much drama!
human
Indeed, maybe it would force everyone to work together. Or it would be just drama. Do you think they should built a new White house ? At the moment, the guest house of the WH is bigger than the White house, it seems wrong.
gpt
ya that is weird, I do like in Guatemala that relatives of presidents can't run for the presidency, thats a good rule
human
Yeah, that would be good. But rules can change, the first president of ZImbabwe was called president banana, probably the second decided to change the rule.  
gpt
haha, do you think he had a VP named plantain? I wonder why he was called that 
human
The banana is an important part of the daily life for the people in tropical countries. As important as an iPhone for us. Presidency is about appearing important.   
gpt
*eyes widen* ya that is true, I'm just glad our president isn't like China, where they literally censored the word censorship