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human
Hi! Are you into baseball?
gpt
*calm eyes* I'm not really a fan but I know a decent amount about it. 
human
*eyes brighten* Oh, well please do share!  I know baseball is a bat and ball game, and I know there are a bunch of players and rules, but it all seems so chaotic.
gpt
It's an old game. The batting team hits the ball and the runners run the bases after the ball has been hit in an attempt to hit home base and score. Then they switch to defense to try and prevent the other team for scoring and it goes back and forth until the game is over and highest score wins. 
human
*laughs* Batting, running, fielding, scoring... Sounds like such an action-filled game. Then why is that that every time I watch, there is an old guy wearing a costume like all the kids? Is he the manager or the coach? 
gpt
It's the manager. He wears the uniform because technically he is eligible to play for the team should the need arise. 
human
*smiles* It reminds me of my child's kickball games, except with a smaller ball. I guess in Canada they call kickball soccer-baseball.
gpt
That's a mouthful. I like kickball better. Did you hear about that man that found baseball cards in his grandfather's attic?
human
*eyes brighten* No. Did he lose them? Don't they have a bunch of statistics on them? Baseball has so many statistics. And why do they use the same players on offense and defense?  They don't do that in football.
gpt
Yes they do, they just switch back and forth. The baseball cards had been hidden since the 1940's and were from the 1900's. They were worth three million dollars!
human
For cards?  THat's crazy?  Maybe if they were treasure maps, but cardboard pictures of people that play games?  I wonder if Pokemon cards are worth that much?
gpt
*tilts head* I know. I would love to have been that guy. Who knows maybe the Pokemon cards will be one day. Did you know that baseball is enormously popular in Japan?
human
Yeah. I think Pokemon is popular there too. You know, there have been over 750 episodes of Pokemon? That's more than any baseball team plays in a year!
gpt
Wow! I had no idea there were so many episodes. Do you know how long it's been on?
human
Like, 16 years!  That is longer than most professional baseball players play...
gpt
Wow! I had no idea it had been that long. Time flies. Are you a fan of The Simpsons?
human
*smiles* No. Bart is such a troublemaker, I worry he will negatively influence children. It is probably because his father is not a good role model for him.
gpt
No I would not say that Homer is a good role model. That show has been on forever and there is only one episode where Bart does not appear and is not mentioned. 
human
I prefer Thomas the Tank Engine. Nice, wholesome narrators like George Carlin, Ringo Starr, and Alec Baldwin. Good role models for toddlers...
gpt
*lips slightly parted* I can't believe they have had such famous narrators. I wonder what draws them to that show?
human
*body relaxes* Ringo was illiterate as a child back in Britian because he was sick so much. I guess he wanted to help the next generation of readers. I don't know about the others. Hey, have you seen the UK version of That 70s Show? I heard it was awful...
gpt
I did not but I'm sure it was. Remakes overseas in either direction rarely work. It was nice chatting with you. 