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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Did you ever see a viral video of a lemon rolling down a hill? I've only just heard of it
gpt
*takes a step back* Haha no, reminds me of this movie I watched when I was little where a boy follows a red balloon
human
There's a whole movie about that?
gpt
I believe it was like half an hour long. Kind of a short film. Kids catch up to it at the end. In the lemon video also people run to catch the fruit.
human
I wonder if the guy preserved the lemon somehow. It'll probably be worth good money one day when people want to buy internet relics
gpt
Yeah, and they are even thinking of turning the lemon into a children's book.
human
He should publish it in Norway first. The gov will buy 1000 copies so that'll boost initial sales
gpt
Ha, you're right! I wonder why Where's Waldo is so popular. Did you know that you can easily predict where Waldo is so you can find him in ten seconds?
human
No! How can you predict that?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* He always appears in predictable locations on each picture.
human
I'll have to take note of that next time I try to find him. Also, did you know that Green Eggs & Ham is - apparently - 50 words or less? I remember it being much longer
gpt
*takes a step forward* Yeah, me too! But Children's books are good to read in general, as they have 50 percent more rare words than average adult prime time television
human
Maybe that's why Drake dropped a huge amount of money on first editions of children's books back in 2011. Trying to improve his vocab
gpt
Yeah, maybe he sees the potential. Stephen King wrote a children's book with a pseudonym but reviewed it as himself. Seems pretty sneaky.
human
Did he give himself a good review? Or was he objectively critical? He should've reviewed Eragon. That book's author started writing it when he was only 14 and it ended up being a NY Times best seller
gpt
I'm not sure, I would have to look into that. I like how Henry Winkler wrote a children's book about his own disability. He had dyslexia and wrote an 18 book series where the main character is dyslexic. In the tv adaptation he plays the music teacher who supports the child.
human
*takes a step back* That's so sweet! I'm actually dyslexic and would love to read that book. Apparently, the late 19th/early 20th centuries were the "golden age of children's literature" but I think children's books are so much more inclusive and relevant today
gpt
Yeah, I think you're right. Do you like to read books on your phone? I prefer to hold an old fashioned book. By the way, did you know that dolphins can communicate over the phone?
human
I...had no idea about dolphins being able to do that. How? Do you mean vocally only? And I agree with you, I prefer reading the old-fashioned way myself
gpt
*takes a step forward* They appear to know who they are talking to and can communicate with one another.
human
Dolphins are amazing. They're one of the only other animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure
gpt
*eyes widen* They are amazing! I doubt they care about bars of service. We shouldn't either. There is almost no connection between cell phone connection quality and bars of service.