system
You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Do you like to use Google as your search engine? It's always been my favorite!
gpt
Yes, Google all the way. Google is not only involved in search engines but in advertising technologies, cloud computing, software and hardware, too. 
human
*leans slightly forward* I've heard that Google tries to be really diplomatic with it's maps; if someone complains about a border, the map will be edited.
gpt
Yes, and that Google maps calculates traffic by tracking how fast android devices are moving on the road. That's amazing.
human
*raises eyebrows* I hear Google has a conglomerate called Alphabet Inc. I'm not really sure what Alphabet even, does, though. Do you know?
gpt
I'm not sure what it does but I do know that Alphabet is Google's leading subsidiary and will continue to be the umbrella company for Alphabet's internet interests
human
I actually just Googled it and I guess Alphabet is one of those companies that makes a lot of money but we really don't know what they actually do. Just that they are involved with technology and investments.
gpt
That's true. Did you hear that on August 16, 2003 Google went down for about five minutes and took 40% of web traffic down with it?
human
*raises eyebrows* That's a lot of power that a single company has. I've heard that Google sometimes uses goats to keep the grass down around them instead of lawnmowers. Cute!
gpt
Yes, and when there's a disputed border, Google maps tailors its maps to the claims of each country where the internet browser is located. Wow.
human
When I lived in California a lot of people were catching on to using goats, too, and would rent them. I wonder if Google still lets you take your pet to work?
gpt
That's hard to say. Did you know that a single Google search requires more computing power than it took to send Neil Armstrong and eleven other astronauts to the the moon?
human
Our government needs to step it, maybe, and use Google in outer space. Just kidding! I like how they named Google's headquarters "Googleplex." I like names made up like that!
gpt
Yes, me too.Larry Page and Sergey Brin founded Google while they were Ph.D students at Stanford University in California or we wouldn't even have it.
human
That's a very nice campus! I'm not sure about their sports like football or anything, though. I've never been into any association football. Do you like it?
gpt
Yes, I do but I like soccoer better.  Soccer makes more money than football, basketball, baseball, golf, tennis, and hockey combined.
human
Wow, I didn't realize that! If I had to do a sport I'd pick something equestrian, I think. I wish our government had better programs so our citizens could be more well rounded.
gpt
Yes, I agree. Did you know that Americans call it "soccer
human
Yes, it's always been strange to me how we say football and soccer. I never realized until I was older they even had association football or how much they trade players!
gpt
Yes, and there exists a variation of soccer where 3 teams face each other all at the same time. I've never seen that one.