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human
*opens mouth slightly* did you know that we will run out of helium on earth by the end of this century?
gpt
I guess we'll have to find another source if we're going to have balloons at parties! We could probably get some from fusion reactors, if we ever create them.
human
*backs away* haha that is true, also kind of scary is that we've already torn down 80 percent of earths old, natural forestry though too
gpt
We have an insatiable appetite for resources! When the aliens show up, they'll be shocked at how we've treated our home.
human
*takes a step back* they will be, did you see that the UN has a person appointed as the ambassador to extra terrestrials? I want that guy's job he must do nothing all day
gpt
That sounds like a great job! I wonder what qualifications were necessary. If we ever get to Mars, the ambassador might have to go. 
human
haha yes maybe he is an astronaut, whats wild is that if earth's history were a 24 hour day, humans would only occupy about 1 minute of time
gpt
We are truly newcomers to this world, yet we have changed it so much. The day was only 5.5 hours long when the earth formed. I wonder if the day will continue to get longer.
human
that is crazy, do you think that days get longer over time? like will we have a 40 hour day eventually?
gpt
A whole work-week within a day! People would go on strike. Plus, what would they do with their time? Are there enough shows on Netflix to keep them entertained?
human
haha good point, I do like knowing that mount everest has cell phone service if I ever go, that way I could stream netflix from the summit
gpt
Stuck on the summit with nothing to do? Netflix! I'd hate to be the Everest IT guy. 
human
ya that would be annoying, also annoying that only 7 percent of people read the online terms of service, i'm shocked its that high honestly
gpt
That's true. I figure most people don't worry about the terms because they won't run into problems. Only big companies have the money to sue usually. Do you believe that there is a backup copy of the Internet at Alexandria? It sounds like bogus news.
human
ya I don't know how that's possible, and how often is it uploaded, like think of how much storrage that would take, the interent is crazy though apparently clicking links can become an addiction
gpt
I think it would take an entire Internet to backup the entire Internet. Anything can become addictive. I bet people get addicted to things like Amazon Turk. The clicks on the Internet sometimes provide pleasure, kind of like gambling.
human
haha I could see that, do you know that 3 line horizontal button that you see all over the internet is called a hamburger button? That makes me hungry and is probably addictive haha
gpt
Vegans and vegetarians and PETA probably call it something else out of respect for cows. 
human
*eyes widen* lol yes they call it a beanburger button, Judge Judy makes over 100k per episode, I wonder how many beanburgers she could buy with that haha
gpt
She's been doing that show forever. People love her sassy personality. I know that Hugh Laurie makes a ton for his work on House.