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human
*laughs* Hi, how are you?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Hi there, I am good! How are you?
human
I am well. Do you know anything about last year's super bowl and greased poles?
gpt
I did hear about that! Municipal staffers in Philly were actually calling themselves the "Crisco Cops" because they were out greasing the  light poles so that fans wouldn't try climbing up them. Are you a fan of the Eagles?
human
*smiles* I am not but I am a fan of funny and that's funny. Cops know their fans are so ridiculous that they pregrease poles...
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I can't believe how crazy their fans are! In 1998 there 60 fistfights in one Monday Night Football game against the 49ers.
human
Yeah, they are the only professional team with a jail in their stadium. Well, their old stadium...
gpt
Apparently its so bad that there was a Minneapolis ticket broker that was warning Vikings fans to remove any sort of colors if their team were to beat Philly at home. 
human
*squints eyes* I remember in the 80s, they threw snowballs at Santa Claus. At SANTA CLAUS!!!! 
gpt
*leans slightly forward* They definitely sound like it! Speaking of interesting football facts, did you know that the University of Iowa's locker room for the opposing team is painted completely pink? Hilarious!
human
*curls lip* Can you imagine a fanbase so dedicated that cops tell Minnesota fans to take off their colors if they win for their safety...
gpt
*body relaxes* No kidding! Someone on social media actually compared it to a Mad Max movie. 
human
*shakes head* OK, Im done making fun of Philly now but reserve the right to come back and make fun of them more. Can you tell they beat my Bears in the playoffs this year?
gpt
Haha by the sounds of it there are a lot of people who are not a fan of Philly. I don't know a lot of about football, but something I have never understood is why in England they call what we would call soccer, football. 
human
That's an interesting question. I think they had it first though. If we throw our ball more though, or run, shouldn't ours be oblongball or runball?
gpt
Yes, maybe! I've often wondered how football gained so much in popularity, and so quickly too. In the 1960's top bowlers actually made twice as much as the top football stars of that time. 
human
*opens mouth slightly* With scores like 222-0, it would be hard to imagine many people liking it.
gpt
Ya, I am sure that was a painful game to watch! You can't help but be amazed at what some of these players are making in their contracts now though. 
human
*eyes downcast* I am not sure that I would take that money knowing what some of them are going through now. Plus their retirement health care is not good.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I learned recently that Judge Judy makes $123,000 per episode. She's actually right behind Lebron James for the highest paid celebrity. Talk about a wicked contract! 