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human
How's it going? Do you follow baseball? Bryce Harper missed 40 games with a bone bruise. That sucks
gpt
It sure does! Who is Bryce Harper?
human
He's the Washington Nationals outfielder. He slipped running on a wet base
gpt
That's too bad. But he's back now, right? 
human
I believe so but his teammate Gallo really stepped up when he was out by hitting 41 home runs
gpt
That's a great teammate! I guess it's good to have someone who can pick up the slack for you.
human
Yea. plus Gallo has a lot of fun playing with Harper so everyone wins
gpt
That's great! Do you like golf? Did you know that the US has more golf courses than the rest of the world combined?
human
That's insane, and the average american golf course consumes 312,000 gallons of water a day
gpt
The expense is crazy, isn't it? The US military operates 234 golf courses worldwide at an estimated cost of $140,000,000 a year.
human
That's a lot of money, I wonder how much it costs to operate the course in Dubai that requires 4,000,000 gallons of water per day
gpt
I wonder how much golf costs in North Korea? According to north korean state media, kim jong-il scored 11 holes-in-one over 18 holes in his first and only round of golf. He probably is the only one to play on that course.
human
Lol he must be a better golfer than Babe Ruth was 
gpt
Kim Jong-Il has probably hit more home runs that the Babe, too. There is a golf course in Australia that has a group of  sharks  in one of its water hazards. Classic!
human
That's pretty cool, I wonder if there were any sharks on the golf courses Samuel L Jackson plays on during his movie's production
gpt
Sam the man loves his golf. If he were shooting in Antarctica, he'd have to play  disc golf, though.
human
*relaxed posture* That's insane, not as crazy as using a razorblade and pencil to make radios in fox holes
gpt
I wonder whether it could pick up the  radio station that translates solar activity into sound 
human
*eyes brighten* That's so cool that am radios can pick up Jupiter's radio storms
gpt
Probably better than most of the Top 40 on the radio now. LOL