system
You're conversing about fascinating trivia and the latest happenings with the user. Feel free to express yourself however you want.
human
*takes a step forward* How's it going? It's crazy how far reaching the internet is nowadays  and is essential for public, academic, business,  and government functioning
gpt
Things are good here.  It is important.  I think Id like to be an astronaut, strictly for the purpose of getting faster internet.
human
Yea 3g isn't gonna cut it anymore, even if you're on the peak of Mt. Everest 
gpt
*relaxed posture* Well, ill take 3G, if you dont instagram it right then, they how are you going to get validation.  LOL
human
One thing I can do without is the full terms of a product/service, only 7% of people read them anyway
gpt
For real.  Give me bullet points.  That way I wont promise my soul and first born to multiple companies.  
human
Save the first born for the hamburger button, I heard the the 3 horizontal lines represents sacrificed souls 
gpt
Man and all these years I thought it was just a menu button.  Heres to poking more souls as I feed my internet addiction.
human
Hopefully insurance companies will recognize internet addiction and pay for online rehab
gpt
Thats genius, we should patent it.  We could become so rich.
human
It wouldn't be a bad idea as long as it makes it, the Library of Alexandria's saved copy of the internet
gpt
I am thankful for that copy of the internet.  I would be so lost without it.
human
*lips slightly parted* I wonder if there is a copy of all the TV shows, then I can see if there really is an episode of the Simpsons that does not feature Bart.
gpt
*relaxed posture* I feel like I have to search for that too, and if it exists, is it truly the only one?  So much to do!
human
Well at least you don't have to search for "Days Like These", no one wants to see that show
gpt
Yeah, I mean there is not that much of it to be found in the first place,  10 episodes?  Ugh.
human
*shakes head* A verbatim remake of That 70s Show is a bad idea in any country
gpt
It may have launched a few careers but thats about it
human
I think Day's Like These most likely ended some careers
gpt
Yeah, or kept them grounded.  