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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
*leans slightly forward* Hi! Are you a traveler?
gpt
*leans forward* Somewhat, mostly domestically.  Have you ever heard of U2's song, "With or Without You"?
human
*smiles* Yes. Nice tune. Why do you ask?
gpt
A figure skating duo used it in their act.  It was perfect since the two were parting ways after being successful together for so long.  A tear jerker...
human
*laughs* That is touching!  Speaking of touching, just wanted you to know that UNICEF has a thing going where they will donate a day of clean water to a needy child for every minute a person does NOT use their cell phone. This is a great thing they are doing. It helps the children and encourages less exposure to cell radiation. Win win!
gpt
*body relaxes* That's great of UNICEF.  I guess that song by U2 affect the skater's life a great deal and helped her through a breakup.  It later somehow got her donations to attend the Olympic Games in PyeongChang. 
human
*body relaxes* Nice!  Traveling to the Olympics is a trip of a lifetime! Maybe not as historic as King Kalakaua's trip around the globe, but still, a nice vacation!
gpt
*lips slightly parted* Hawaii has a king?  Did you know the iPhone has more computing power that the entire US nuclear ICBM deterrent?  Scary!
human
King K was the first King to travel around the world, but that was some time ago... I have an iPhone, and it has more computing power than I have...
gpt
I think my phone has a PhD because it often outsmarts me... Did ya know NY's area code is 212 because it was easy to dial with a rotary phone. 
human
*leans slightly forward* I resemble that remark!  I may have to unfriend you. If I unfriend 10 people on FaceBook, Burger King will give me a free Whopper. I jst hope I don't see any of those former friends at BK...
gpt
Why, do you have a PhD?  I wonder why BK is doing that? It seems antisocial.  Meanwhile the Dutch are being productive with their 160 MPH bus...
human
*leans slightly forward* Yes, I have a PhD and I am from NY...and I am lazy... Maybe BK is joining the fight against FaceBook addiction.  I wonder if we can ride that Dutch train with our heads sticking out the window?  Weeee!
gpt
I'm PhD ABD... Ah!  What is the concentration area?  Yeah maybe on the BK thing.  It seems a little evil.  I would like to go to Mackinac Island.  If I had to never use a car again, I would be fine with that. 
human
Biochemistry.  I wouldn't mind going to Japan!  Would have to fill my pockets with quarters though...all highways there are toll roads.
gpt
*eyes widen* Mines Systems Engineering... Yeah, $300 worth if you are going across.  You may want to consider a sub-300 MPH rickshaw. 
human
I would mind a Buzz Lightyear jet pack! Your rickshaw must be pulled by quite an athlete!
gpt
It is Godzilla-powered.  It's good to hear something positive about FB.  Iceland is using it to rewrite their constitution.  I really would like to go to Iceland...
human
*smiles* Sure, but be aware that Iceland does not have a public rail system, to get ready to fly from city to city... Give me a slow canoe ride through the everglades and I am in heaven!
gpt
*laughs* I do love to canoe and raft.  Maybe Iceland will legalize rickshaws of llama for the short hops with their new constitution. Mopeds? 
human
*leans slightly forward* Just don't make the mopeds in Iceland solar-powered!  I travel the globe by internet cables. I can get anywhere in the world online in seconds. The toughest part is squeezing through those 2.7" cables that traverse the ocean's floor.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yeah, I bet that's problematic.  Fiber optic ones are painful and embarrassing.  
human
Right? No privacy!  Nice chatting with you my friend!
gpt
Yes, everyone can see your plight! Thanks to you as well.  You were excellent as well as entertaining!