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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
*leans slightly forward* Hi, how are you?
gpt
*takes a step forward* Fine.  Finally, lazy people are being vindicated. Exercise can be considered a selfish act.  Hee. 
human
HA! Yes it can. My wife gets mad at me all the time for leaving her with the kids while I go to the gym. 
gpt
Bummer.  Yeah, there's a study that maybe the best evolutionary strategy is for animals to be lassitudinous and sluggish. Boy do I have that down. 
human
Good for you! Do you watch Netflix?
gpt
Sometimes.  I mainly watch stuff they produce on other channels. That is, while I'm being inactive on the couch to prevent me from becoming extinct. 
human
*tilts head* So netflix is the new gym and hulu is the new cardio?
gpt
If you buy into the research study.  If you're lucky you can be a notorious slacker like "the Dude" from the "The Big Lebowski". 
human
I am all for that lifestyle! I also like bowling so that might be a good fit for my lifestyle.
gpt
*clenches fists* Yeah, but you may get rugs stolen from your house.  Or worse, massive late fees on video rentals that inspire you to start a business like Netflix. 
human
Who would steal my rugs? That just seems like a petty thing to steal???
gpt
*tightens jaw* That's what set the "Dude" on his adventure all over planet Earth.  Speaking of Earth, 80% of natural forests have been destroyed.  Maybe I should get off my butt and do something. 
human
Got it... Maybe my synapses are not firing from the workout this morning. Just another reason for me to turn to a life of laziness!
gpt
*pushes away* More proof... Did you realize that 40% of Americans think that humans and dinos lived at the same time?
human
HA! At least all 50 states have access to fossils!
gpt
Yeah.  I'm envious that Canada has a glow in the dark dino coin.  If only the U.S. was that cool.  
human
*eyes downcast* Yeah. I feel like our coin game is weak! We should step that game up!
gpt
Yep.  I just found a new career path.  I want to be the UN's official ambassador to extraterrestrials. That would be a nice gig. 
human
Yeah. Probably short hours too. How would you like to see a chicken with teeth!?!?!?
gpt
Maybe.  My thought are on orthodontics and other chicken dentistry.  
human
*smiles* HAHAHA. That might be the best line I have heard on here! Nicely done, you win the internet for today.
gpt
Thanks.  Nice Chat. 