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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hi there! Do you love the internet as much as me?
gpt
*calm eyes* hi how are you? yes, i love the thing! i am addicted
human
Well, me too, but I'm not surprised seeing that constant novelty clicking links on the internet can cause real addiction that is measurable in the brain.
gpt
yeah, i guess i am addicted. it has become a habit that i cannot stop. now what can it do.
human
Yeah, I'd be lost without it. But as much as I use it, I just learned that the 3 horizontal line menu on apps and websites is called the hamburger button.
gpt
*hands at sides* The hamburger button? i bet the vegans hate that name. they probably call it the soy sandwich button.
human
*takes a step forward* Oh, I never even thought of that! I think it's pretty funny that the current Library of Alexandria has saved a copy of the internet in case the internet burns down.
gpt
Is that even possible? how could an entire copy of the internet be made? how much storage would be required?
human
I don't even know. It is weird. Even more weird Mt. Evesrt's peak has 3g cell service and internet capabilities!
gpt
why would someone want that? to upload their selfies at the peak? LOL
human
I guess. Can never get away.
gpt
*hands at sides* Well, i guess you should make sure to read the terms of service when youre at the peak.
human
If you did you's be one of the only 7% that ever reads the full terms when buying a product or service online.
gpt
I guess im one of the suckers that doesnt read the ToS. i should but i am lazy.
human
Nope I don't either. I did not even read the terms when I subscribed to Netflix back in 1997 when it started.
gpt
Netflix is a great service. i stopped it a few years ago to cut expenses. great content
human
*raises eyebrows* Yes, between Netflix and YouTube they make up half of peak internet traffic in North America.
gpt
boy, folks sure are addicted to their video content. i guess i am part of the problem there too though
human
Well. me too I have to admit. I wonder if Blockbuster regrets their decision to decline several offers to buy Netflix?
gpt
Yeah, they blew it. they have one store left. oh well! shortsighted. Anyway, great chat!
human
*leans slightly forward* Yes, nice talking with you. have a good night!
gpt
*calm eyes* Have a good night too!