system
You're chatting about fun facts and current affairs with the user. Feel free to add your perspective in any way you'd like.
human
Do you like to use Google?
gpt
I use Google from time to time. It is useful. Googlelicious.
human
*body stiffens* Haha, well you are not the only one. When it went down in 2013 it took 40 percent of web traffic with it.

gpt
Google is too important. Too Big To Go Down. TBTGD. I wish I had bought their stock. Instead of hiring people to mow lawns around their headquarters, Google once used hundreds of live goats. Did the goats get stock options? If they did, I would be a goat.
human
*lips pressed tightly* Hahaha, that is awesome. I like how Google likes to have fun. However, they also scare me. I wonder if we have to consent to them tracking Android devies to track how fast traffic moves.
gpt
We are all part of the GoogleUniverse, the Googleverse.
human
*takes a step back* Yeah, freaky. A single Google searh needs more computing power than Neil Armstrong and the eleven other astronauts needed to go to the moon.
gpt
And yet we don't send people to the Moon anymore. Something fishy about that. We have the power, but not the will. Is there a Google maps of the Moon? Why not? What are they hiding?
human
*takes a step forward* Hmm, speaking of Google Maps, they tailor the land dispute claims to each country.
gpt
*hands at sides* They have moved into politics then. The final frontier. Do you know Kanye West? He believes that AIDS is a man-made disease.
human
Haha, he is sure a character. Maybe he is not all bad. He once gave his mic to a fan in a wheelchair.
gpt
Oh, that scamp! His single gesture of humanity and generosity. 
human
Seems like he had practice interrupting award shows. He moked himself on SNL doing that two years before the Taylor Swift incident.
gpt
DJT is not one of the top three wealthiest presidents. The top three were JFK, Washington, and Jefferson. Rum-running has its perks. Trump could release pop albums for the cash. He could work with Kanye!
human
Haha, like the President of Indonesia?
gpt
Yes. Why not? Not succeeds like success.
human
I wonder why the President of Indonesia released three pop albums while in office. Wonder if they were any good.
gpt
Until 1805, the runner up in a US presidential election automatically became VP. This system should make a comeback, in my opinion. 
human
Lol, that would be interesting to watch!
gpt
It would. Plus, the competition over the albums that the WH released would be intense. 