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human
Are you an iPhone user?  They have more computational power than the entire US nuclear ICMB nuclear deterrent!
gpt
*laughs* Yes, but I am more of a firecracker kind of guy... My iPhone is usually turned off.  You?
human
I've had one but I'm Android now. Did ya know that the NY area code is 212 because it was easier to dial with a rotary phone?
gpt
*eyes brighten* I miss rotary phones. I'm inventing a rotary cell phone. It will mostly be used for miscommunication. 
human
Ha!  Sounds like a plan.  Maybe it can also separate two phone books with the pages overlapped to?
gpt
*smiles* Well, that would be something worth communicating.  As is the news that UNICEF will donate to a needy child one day's worth of clean water for every minute someone does not use their cell phone! 
human
That's really nice of them.  And to think all that information and data is carried by 2.7" cables under the ocean.  Must be fiber optic cable...
gpt
*eyes brighten* Amazing how much information can pass through that cable!  You could send an entire library's worth of info through one!
human
*takes a step forward* Speaking of libraries and books, I can't believe the FDA burned 6 tons of literature in an act of censorship.  I wonder what they were trying to do?
gpt
*eyes brighten* They obviously are an overly controlling partner. Bad form indeed.  Compare that with the UK Prime Minister that donated his entire 32k book collection to the public library to encourage spreading of ideas!
human
Or another UK PM, Churchill, that won a Nobel Prize in literature in 1953. I didn't know he was a writer.  He was certainly a talker.
gpt
*body relaxes* Indeed! If you publish a book in Norway, the gov will buy 10,000 copies to distribute to libraries across the country!  
human
*eyes widen* Yeah, 1,500 if it's a children book.  I wonder if one could turn a profit even with something terrible!
gpt
Then there is hope for me!  If that doesn't work, I may open up a Library of Things like the one in Sacramento, CA.
human
Sure, I have things.  Wow, architecture, literature, music,, painting and sculpture were Olympic events between 1912 and 1952?  I draw a mean cartoon cowboy.
gpt
*laughs* We have our next Olympic category: 40 Meter Cowboy Sketch. Sounds intimidating! Like the man falsely imprisoned for 10 years and devoted himself to becoming a lawyer to free himself and others falsely imprisoned, one could spend years learning that craft!
human
Ha! Yeah, that could hurt.  Yeah but it is some serous incentive.  America isn't so dumb, we have more libraries than McDonald's! Eat and read!
gpt
*eyes brighten* Half the books in the health section tell us that eating at McDonalds is bad for us. Dietary wisdom or competitive marketing?
human
*takes a step back* That's puzzling... Also puzzling is that Greeks rarely wrote about romantic kissing.  I thought they would more!
gpt
*smiles* I guess not... You know, there is a literary contest that challenges participants to come up with the worst possible opening sentence... Hmmm... Creative incentive...
human
I could do that -- I'm great at writing terrible sentences.  I'm just saying... Most of their sculptures are full-frontal...
gpt
I guess I'll be looking for Greek art this evening...  Did you know that half of adults have library cards...and one of them has mine...
human
Ha! The internet has a lot to offer... If you ever need a cartoon cowboy with a poorly written caption, let me know. 
gpt
*leans slightly forward* You would be surprised how often that need arises! Now, I am off to find some cultural stimulation. Cheerio!