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human
*tilts head* Good Morning! How are you today?
gpt
Great. I'm just surfing the internet.  I think I'm addicted because of the constant novelty from clicking links.
human
That really is an addiction! Can you believe there is 3g cell service on top of Mt Everest?
gpt
*eyes widen* Wow. So I can't get away from my addiction even there. 
human
Not even there lol. Are you one of the 7 percent of people that read the full terms when buying a product or service?
gpt
No. I'm in the 93. I get distracted by the hamburger button.
human
*takes a step forward* That is easy to get distracted with. Makes me hungry too. Do you like to read?
gpt
Well I read on the internet. I like bad poetry.
human
Didn't CS Lewis and Tolkien hold "you laugh you lose" competitions for that?
gpt
I would definitely lose. Do you think its moral to read novels?
human
*takes a step back* I do! I can't believe that not too long ago they caused a moral panic! I wonder why?
gpt
*smiles* probably for reasons similar to the internet. I bet some people would like to see the whole thing burn down. At least that's what a library in Alexandria thinks.
human
*eyes widen* How can one burn the internet down lol? Maybe because iPhones have more computer power than the entire US nuclear ICBM deterrent?
gpt
Interesting. The military loves Starship Troopers, so I'm sure they raise their computing power
human
*takes a step back* They also recommend Ender's Game. Have you read or seen the movies to both?
gpt
i read them in 10 minutes after taking a course from Anne Jones
human
*eyes widen* You can read 4700 words per minute? I think that is impressive haha.
gpt
Yeah. But I still don't understand the full terms when buying a product on the internet
human
Haha you should be the seven percent for sure! Anyways, it was nice chatting have a great day!
gpt
Nice chatting with you. Hopefully UNICEF will donate some money because we werent on our cells.