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human
Hello. Are you into traveling?
gpt
I am, I'm currently in my hotel room traveling for work. 
human
*smiles* Well, if you happen to be in the Nederlands, check out their commuter bus that can travel at 160 mph! 
gpt
Sadly I'm not, I would like traveling a lot better then. At least I'm not in Japan either. All their highways have tolls and it cost more than $300 to travel across the country!
human
*body relaxes* Hey, wouldn't it be funny if they had trolley cars that went 160 mph?  Now tha would be a quick commute!  Contrast that with Mackinac island, where motorized vehicles are banned.  Pace of living a little slower there...
gpt
I bet it is nice there. The pollution probably isn't anywhere close to bad as it is in most places. Did you know who the first king to travel around the world was?
human
King Kalakaua. I think he used a tricycle. I could be wrong. I wonder if he traveled through Iceland?
gpt
That would be neat. Iceland seems like it would be difficult to travel through. There's no rail service, and I don't think there's too many major roads there. I wonder how many people there have never left their hometowns because they're afraid to fly?
human
Dodge sells a nice dog sled. You know, the Norwegians donated $1 billion to help save the rain forest.  Maybe they should have considered diverting some to the "Pave the Iceland" campaign.
gpt
Yeah they should have! Atleast they didn't attempt to try to buy the Eiffel Tower from a Frenchman who impersonated a government official.
human
*laughs* I wish our government had done that rather than choose to own 86% of Nevada. That's our savvy government at work!
gpt
Yep! Did you know that Wikileaks published the governments plans to destroy Wikileaks? I'm guessing that plan failed.
human
*laughs* Yeah, but how is it that Wikileaks knows what the goverment is up to, when government employees don't even know?
gpt
Exactly! If they went to war with Wikileaks they could actually violate The Geneva Convention since in 2006 legislation was passed to protect government employees from being prosecuted for violating it.
human
I think the only part of the government that works well is the Judiciary, and they play hard too!  They have a basketball court on top of the supreme court building that they call "the highest court in the Land"
gpt
I wonder if they ever have pickup games? I'd like to see that.
human
*body relaxes* Sure!  I would love to see Ruth Bader Ginsberg take one to the rim over top of the "Tall Blacks" from New Zealand. Headlines would read, "The black robes crush the Tall Blacks "
gpt
*takes a step forward* Haha! They could have beaten James Naismith's teams. Even though he invented the game he is still the only losing coach in University of Kansas history. I guess you can say he got beat at his own game.....alot!
human
Haha... I gues he never had a Kareem Abdul Jabbar on his team to dominate opponents with his outlawed dunking skills! 
gpt
I guess not. That was also probably before coaches got paid so much. Now in 39 out of the 50 states the highest paid state employee is either a college football or college basketball coach. I know in my state it's the college football coach.