system
You're talking about captivating trivia and up-to-date news with the user. Feel free to respond in any way you like.
human
*leans forward* The internet is an interesting phenomenom, someone can become famous in just a day
gpt
They can become famous, sometimes infamous. I'd rather be rich. You?
human
*raises eyebrows* Yeah, I would rather be rich as well the life of celebrities can be tedious and without privacy,
gpt
I would rather have privacy than money. People bothering me all the time. No thanks! Do you use Facebook?
human
*leans forward* I do, I have my account since 2009 I think, what about you?
gpt
I do not use Facebook, for religious reasons. Pride and such. I figure it's better to keep my privacy as well. Do you use the "like" button much?
human
I can respect that, and yeah I use it often, its one of the things I like the most about Facebook
gpt
The like button has been outlawed in parts of Germany. That is odd, and a bit fascistic to me. I do wonder if 56 gender options is enough these days.
human
56 gender options? I can only think of 6 tops, did you hear about the Whopper promotion BurgerKing had?
gpt
Burger King is always messing about in human affairs. What did they do this time? Human sacrifice?
human
No, no humans were harmed this time well at least not phisically a lot of them got their feelings hurt, they would give a free Whoper to anyone that unfriended 10 friends
gpt
Unfriending people to satisfy fast food cravings. Seems barbaric. Burger King is indeed the opposite of civilization.
human
Sounds like you have a lot of negative feelings towards Burger Kind? 
gpt
I am impartial in general, but I have to draw the line at fomenting dissent to the point of ending friendship for the sake of appetite.
human
I can see your point, Iceland is reliying on Facebook a lot, they are rewritting their constitution using Facebook
gpt
*relaxed posture* I see absolutely no problems with that. Nothing could go wrong. 4-chan couldn't hack the site and mandate gun ownership and free ice cream. Or Whoppers.
human
Ive always wondered why Facebook has blue as its main color
gpt
Blue is the purest, truest color. The color of the sky. Plus the Zuck is color blind.
human
Oh I see, so his colorblind it makes sense now, not a marketing strategy afterall
gpt
FB probably owns stock in all the major divorce law firms. They are the root cause of so many troubled marriages.