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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hey, how are you doing today?
gpt
Morning. I'm okay, now that I've had breakfast. Thankfully, McDonalds installed those drive-thrus to accomodate US soldiers.
human
That is a pretty good thing. Have you heard about Derrius Guice from the Redskins playing for a Domino's delivery driver's final semester of college?
gpt
I have not, I'm not a football fan. That's a great thing for him to do. I'm looking into the Unicef program that donates a day of clean water, for every minute you don't use your cell phone.
human
Oh wow, that's kind of a neat deal. It would make me not want to use my cell phone as much if it was for a good cause. 
gpt
*takes a step back* Same here. I'm still finding it hard to believe that my iPhone has more power than our entire nuclear icbm deterrent.
human
I know that's crazy to think. I guess that's a testament to how far technology has come. Did you know that it is legal to equip your car with flame-throwers in South Africa?
gpt
*body relaxes* That is the most awesome thing I have heard today. Even more than why the trunk of a car is called a trunk (old ones used to have wooden trunks on the back).
human
That flame thrower wouldn't go over too well with a wooden trunk, but you could clear snow out of your way a lot easier. 
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I need that that here. Have you heard about people fantasy drafting the national spelling bee? That whole fantasy sports thing is so odd to me.
human
That is kind of odd. People will have fantasy league in anything it seems. Kind of like how they have Fantasy Congress. People draft members of congress and points are based off legislative success. 
gpt
Now that sounds interesting, and something we should implement. Performance based pay. Either that, or give them two phone books whose pages are overlapped to separate,.
human
That would be epic to see them try to rip up a phonebook. Did you know that a single fold in the brain makes the difference between perceiving reality and fantasy?
gpt
*takes a step forward* I did not. That's so interesting, maybe that's why there are so many fantastic fantasy authors, like the one who was knighted for his services to literature.
human
That is true, There was a janitor in Chicago who wrote for over six years. He a had a 15,145 page fantasy manuscript with over 300 watercolor illustrations called "in The Realms of The Unreal." Sadly it was only discovered after his death. 
gpt
That is amazing. I always wondered what made fantasy different than sci-fi, and it turns out that it is mainly due to the lack of macabre themes and science. I guess I should stop thinking of them in the same sense.
human
Yeah there is a some difference, they're both wonderful genres in their own sense. 
gpt
*eyes widen* They are. I find it hilarious that New York's area code is 212, due to it being the fastest  to dial on a rotary phone. 
human
That is pretty interesting, I guess it is the busiest city so people were constantly calling there moreso than anywhere else. 
gpt
That may be, may also explain why many in the fantasy genre come from New York.