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human
Hello, did you know it is illegal to own pets in Boulder? You can be their guardian, though.
gpt
That is crazy. Well I couldn't live there, then. I'd like to live in Japan where there are actually more pets than kids under the age of 15!
human
I would like to live there too. I would turn into Teddy Roosevelt though. He had a zoo, with over 20 pets.
gpt
That would be me as well if I had the money. Ha! Can you also believe there are more pet tigers in America than there are wild tigers over in Asia? Like, I'd be terrified of owning a tiger.
human
That is interesting. The first cloned pet was a cat. They named it "copy cat". How original lol.
gpt
Ha! That is funny! Since there are roughly 20 quintillion individual animals on the planet, I wonder how many else have been cloned?
human
I only remember the sheep. Dolly, I think. I'm a cynophile though, so I don't keep track.
gpt
*eyes widen* I understand. I also think it's crazy that animals develop white patches on their foreheads when they become domesticated. I need to check my dog's head now. Ha!
human
*tilts head* I need to check my horses and cows, lol. I wonder why that is? Do you know how to enroll in the unicef program that donates a day of clean water for each minute you don't use your phone?
gpt
Wow! That's actually the first I've heard of that! Speaking of phones, I do know that an iPhone has more computing power than the entire US nuclear ICBM deterrent. Can you believe that?
human
Yet, most people use it to look at porn and cats. New York's area code is 212 because it is the fastest to dial on a rotary phone. 
gpt
Really? I figured 111 would be the fastest to dial on a rotary phone. Ha! So have you ever tried separating two phonebooks that have had their pages overlapped together? They say it's impossible. 
human
I wonder who thought to try. Same thing with Scotland, I have to wonder who thought of giving the Loch Ness Monster a protected species label?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* That is bizarre, isn't it? Ha! But isn't it bizarre how telephones even work? How it converts the human voice into electronic signals that are then transmitted by cables and other channels to another phone? It's fascinating, really?
human
It truly is. Vanilla Ice once lost a goat and a Wallaroo in 2004. Can you imagine the police report?
gpt
I'm wondering how he managed to lose both? Ha! If we were like Germany, those animals would have constitutional rights. They were the first country to do that as a matter of fact!
human
That is weird. We have hiccups because we used to have both gills and lungs. Must be why babies get hiccups inutero.
gpt
Maybe so! That makes sense, though! I mean, with a few exceptions, most animals, including humans breathe oxygen, move, grow from a hollow sphere of cells, reproduce sexually, etc. anyway, so the hiccup origins should come as no surprise. 
human
*takes a step back* true. I was talking with my daughter, and she said she wanted to major in zoology, and for whatever reason, my son thought the study of animals was called "animalogy. He's 17
gpt
That's a great term for it, animalogy. Flows better than zoology to me. That's an interesting field to enter considering animals are multicellular eukaryotic organisms from the biological kingdom called Animalia!