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human
Have you ever tried making your own clothing?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I have not, I feel I don't have the skills. I would  probably look like a pilgrim if i did. Do you?
human
I don't yet, but I recently bought a sewing machine. I'm going to learn how to use it on the internet. 
gpt
That is a good idea, youtube?
human
Yes, of course. I heard Apple actually made a clothing line back in the eighties. Can you imagine if YouTube had their own clothing line?
gpt
That would be insane. Did you know in Alabama they have clothes for sale strictly from unclaimed baggage at airports. I wonder if there are some Apple products in there.
human
There must be. I'd like to shop at that store online. Or, actually, I wonder if I could start my own business selling unclaimed baggage online?
gpt
I wonder what they do with all the unclaimed baggage outside Alabama, that is a good idea, straight profit!
human
Maybe I could combine unclaimed baggage and abandoned storage unit stuff together in one online store. I'd be saving the planet from stuff going to landfills.
gpt
Lets plan this store together and both be rich, lol. We can use the internet as our store and have a crazy terms of service since only 7% of people actually read it.
human
*eyes widen* That's true, but I think I've heard there is a law about making unreasonable terms, unfortunately. I'd have to research it on the internet to be sure.
gpt
I bet you're right. We could travel up to the peak of mt. everest where there is 3g cell and internet capability. We could base our operations there!
human
Yes, and we could use drones that are linked through a satellite internet connection to deliver the packages to anywhere on the planet!
gpt
Now the ball is running lol. Speaking of the planet, we could be delivering to other planets because astronomers think there is life 455 light years away
human
Yes, and if I make my own clothing and sell that too, I could be a fashion icon on another planet like Gucci.
gpt
For sure! where do we start to make this happen, the internet?
human
*raises eyebrows* Definitely Maybe we should also be like Rip Curl and make clothes in North Korea but label it "made in China?"
gpt
I didn't think anything came from North Korea. I bet we can get clothes from there too super cheap and say it is from China
human
*smiles* Plus, I'd be able to offer custom tailoring on the clothing with my sewing machine skills and be sure customers would not have any collar gaps so that they have that nice professional tailored look.
gpt
Would you use animal skins as fabric for clothing?