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human
*lips slightly parted* hey there, do you use a computer?
gpt
As we text, yes. I'm not a transhumanist or anything. Like, I don't think I'll be uploading my consciousness to a thumb drive anytime soon, but I use a computer. You?
human
Yes, me too, it has become a necessity for work really. Did you know that if you have an apple computer and smoke near it, it voids its warranty.
gpt
Siri told me that once. Nag, nag, nag... I told her that she requires a battery, but the Russians made a computer that runs on water. She responded. "Not bad considereing that even Jesus only walked on water"
human
*takes a step forward* Wow, Siri is strange sometimes. Transhumanists are looking into uploading their minds into a computer and memory sticks.
gpt
Some minds require more memory than others. I could get away with just using an old floppy disk for mine. After all, The space shuttle.s entire general operating computer requires only 1mb.
human
That is so interesting. Someone even built a 16 bit comuter using only minecraft building blocks
gpt
*smiles* Ah, but could yo use it to stream video from the internet? What good is a computer if it cannot play at least some of those 750 episodes of Pokemon?
human
*takes a step forward* Haha I know. They have really been going on for so long, 16 years is a long time.
gpt
*smiles* Yeah. Contrast that with the UK remake of That 70s Show, which was cancelled after 10 shows.
human
Oh my no surprise there. Did you ever watch family guy?
gpt
*eyes brighten* No, but I did see the South Park Family Guy finale--the one that the Simpsons producers applauded by sending the SP folks flowers!
human
I know how nice of them though. Do you know Thomas the tank engine?
gpt
Not personally. I did watch when Ringo Starr was the narrator, but not later when George Carlin or Alec Baldwin narrated. How about you?
human
I never even know that they narrated it. I used to babysit so that is how I watched it
gpt
Did you ever watch the Simpsons?
human
*raises eyebrows* yes such a good show. Bart apparently did not appear in only one episode the whole time
gpt
*body relaxes* Nice. When my kids were young, we did not let them watch the Simpsons out of fear they would get schooled by Bart in the fine art of trouble making. Kind of like in the 1800s when there wasa moral panic about the menace of reading...
human
Yeah I know what you mean he is not the best influence in a kid. There is a woman who holds the record for speed reading. do you know how fast she can read?
gpt
*leans forward* No, how many pages per minute?