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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
What is the weather like near you?
gpt
It's currently snowing. ugh lol  Do you use Amazon Alexa to get your daily forecasts?
human
I don't though I use Amazon for other things. The sell video downloads, software, video games, electronics, apparel,food, toys, jewelry and other things. I've bought a little of everything from them it feels!
gpt
*laughs* Me too.  I was just curious.  I'm afraid of using the Amazon Echo because I've read things about eavesdropping.
human
Right, it is pretty creepy. Amazon also is the largest cloud infrastructure service. Do you remember that day when the whole internet basically crashed because AWS was down?
gpt
I actually do remember that!  Did you ever buy any of their low-end products under it's in-house brand AmazonBasics?  I never have.
human
I have, hah. I have bought sheets. They were okay but kind of hot as I remember? I'd love to work at the warehouse packaging items. I'd be in better shape. Their workers walk between seven and fifteen miles a day.
gpt
Nice!  That would be the perfect way to get paid and stay in shape wouldn't it?
human
Right, it would be. I am just too lazy to apply though haha. Vicious cycle. I kind of wish I was Amazon's first customer.
gpt
The closes warehouse my me is over an hour drive away otherwise I would think about working there at least part time.  Why do you wish you were the first Amazon customer?
human
*opens mouth slightly* The first Amazon customer spent $27.95 and got a building named after him.
gpt
Nice!  Did you know that Best Buy and Target will price match Amazon?  I didn't know that.
human
That is cool for those who like to shop in person! I didn't know that.
gpt
Amazon hold a patent on 1 click buying and apple pays them licensing fees.  They are making money everywhere.
human
I didn't know that. They are taking over the world! I wonder what the 18th century people would think since they had moral panic over the spread of reading novels.
gpt
Yikes!  That sounds like chaos.  An elementary school replaced desks with reading bicycles and test scores skyrocketed.  That's kind of neat and something I never heard of before.
human
I kind of want a stationary bicycle with a laptop desk attached. Have you see those? I think that would be cool and good for health and focus.
gpt
I haven't but that is something that I would be interested in.  I'm going to have to look that up.  President Andrew Johnson never attended school in his life.   His wife helped him to learn math and how to read.  That's amazing.  
human
*opens mouth slightly* Quite interesting! And the on the other hand, we have speed readers who can read at 4700 words per minute. I wonder how they verify that.
gpt
*leans slightly forward* I don't know but I would be able to read a lot of books if I could read that fast!