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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
hi, do you use the computer much?
gpt
I always use my computer, maybe too much. 
human
yeah me too i think. the space shuttle uses one that runs on one mb of ram
gpt
In the 80s, 1 mb ram was really big. It would be the equivalent of 10 Gb of ram today. 
human
yeah. did you know russians make a computer that runs on water
gpt
It is probably to cool them, they always produced a lot of heat even in the times of Ada Lovelace, the first programmer. 
human
*tilts head* yeah that is true. did you know transhumans are trying to upload their minds to the commuter?
gpt
I would not surprised that it is a Google project, it is so big now. 
human
yeah, we will have to wait and see I guess. do you have an apple or a PC?
gpt
I have a PC, and you  ?
human
*raises eyebrows* I have an apple. Good thing I do not smoke otherwise I can void its warranty
gpt
Why would it void the warranty ? Computers don't have lungs. 
human
I am assuming it is because it is a fire hazard
gpt
Are you sure ? Computers don't burn easily,  they are made to be hot because they consume so much power, Google uses 0.01 % of all worldwide electricity. 
human
yeah that is amazing. a single google search also requires more computing power than sending armstrong ad other astronauts to the moon
gpt
*body relaxes* They had weak computers at the time, but google has a good sense of humor about the moon, in the early versions of Google Moon,  pictures of cheese were used when you zoomed at the maximum. 
human
*lips slightly parted* haha that is funny. do you know how they calculate traffic?
gpt
No idea, they go outside and check for cars ? 
human
actually they track android devices and see how fast they are moving
gpt
That is smart, but it is expected for a company founded by PhD. students. 