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human
Have you ever broken a thumb?
gpt
Hello, I have not. Have you?
human
No, I also do not play hockey. There might be a relation there.  Andre Burakovsky broke a thumb playing hockey. 
gpt
I love hockey, but I don't play it. The Slovakian women's hockey team beat Bulgaria 82-0 which is crazy. 
human
It is interesting how an industry deals with player injury.  Nine games into a season, a broken thumb sidelines a player. Does that player still have value?  82-0 would be a boring game to watch.
gpt
*eyes widen* I agree. USA's hockey women's hockey team lost to New England high school team once.
human
So, the game is about putting the puck into a goal with a stick. Olympic hockey team beaten by a high school team. Good for the kids.
gpt
For sure. Hockey rinks used to only have one shared penalty box, but the players would constantly fight so they made two instead.
human
It must be difficult for players to keep their confidence up.  Scoring slumps, fights, being traded, injuries.  Kind of a sad way to live.
gpt
I think it probably is. In a 1930 hockey game, the goalie caught fire when a puck hit a pack of matches in his pocket.
human
I think I would start my own team.  In 1993 a player was traded for $1.  that player went on to win four Stanely Cups.  I wonder if that guy had matches in his pocket.
gpt
*eyes widen* That's awesome. In the summer olympics back in 1932, India beat the USA 24-1 at hockey.
human
*calm eyes* Well thats interesting.  My TARDIS is down for repairs or I would travel to 1932 bet on the USA, and hand the Indian players books of matches.
gpt
LOL. Do you watch television?
human
*laughs* No, I wrap my head with tinfoil and pretend.  So, in 1932, when the  USA lost, was there a basketball court under the ice.  The usa players could switch to basketball.
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Haha. The "Weekend Update" debuted on the first episode of SNL and is also their longest running skit.
human
*calm eyes* I enjoy weekend update.  Its a good bit.  The 70's show was good, but it did not work in the UK. 
gpt
I'm surprised it didn't last in the UK. I think it's a great show.
human
Perhaps there was something lost in the english to english translation.  What for Governor, is this a bong before me or is it the sun.
gpt
Possibly. Did you know in the first 400 episodes of the Simpons, Homer had 188 jobs?
human
No, I remember Mr. Plow and Homer working at the A plant.  There is only one simpsons episode with no bart or bart mention. 
gpt
I don't remember that one. Well, it was good talking to you!