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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Hello! How are you today?
gpt
*lips slightly parted* I'm great! Thanks! How are you? I was just reading about a chemical irritant in onion that burns people's eyes. 
human
*laughs* That sounds interesting! Just about as interesting as the fact that we can regrow a rib if we get ours shortened!
gpt
Why would we shorten our ribs! Haha. That is interesting though! The ability to regenerate anything is extremely interesting to me. Did you know that human fingers contain no muscle? That surprised me! But I should have known! Haha
human
You mean you can't flex your fingers? lol just kidding! I wish I was immortal though like a certain breed of jellyfish!
gpt
Oh I love fish! I have quite a few of them! I have goldfish, koi and so many others! The oldest known living goldfish was 43 years old.
human
*takes a step back* Wow that is old in goldfish years! Especially if it came from a carnival! Do you think it uses osmosis to drink water?
gpt
I'm not sure really. But that is something that I should know. Shame on me! I've seen mine breathe air at the surface of water with their mouths! The oldest koi fish lived for 226 years! I hope it had a really big, nice pond!
human
That is insane to think. I would call that one immortal for sure! I think Zebrafish are cool!
gpt
Ooh! There is a fish called the barreleye fish, that has a transparent head! That would be convenient! For neurosurgeons, and such! Haha
human
*takes a step forward* That would make them have the easiest job in the world because they wouldn't have to explore inside as much haha. 
gpt
It would also be nice for the patients! Zebrafish are cool. I've had some years ago. Apparently there is a fish that lives on land it's entire adult life. Hm, I've got to look into that!
human
I need to as well. It probably one day goes on land and says I'm good I think I'll just stay! I wonder what evolution tactics we'll get someday? Maybe one where we can no longer hear the sound frequency that causes fear?
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Wow! That would be nice! Maybe we can evolve to be able to burp in zero gravity!
human
*body relaxes* Anything is possible! My wish is to synthesize my own vitamin c like every other plant and animal one day haha.
gpt
That would be nice! What's wrong with us humans! Why did we evolve away the response to make our fur stand up and instead we just get goosebumps, so it's obvious that we are cold or nervous and also, I wouldn't mind making my fur stand up! Haha
human
Especially if you were on top of Mount Everest trying to get a 3g internet signal haha.
gpt
Haha! I prefer to stay away from freezing cold, harsh mountain peeks, myself! Did you know that humans are the only animal that can't swallow and breathe at the same time? Great, now I'll be hyper-focused on that! And possibly panic, and then get goosebumps!
human
I'm sitting here trying to prove everybody wrong, but just sitting here looking like an idiot!
gpt
We are a cool species though! Humans are the only species alive that builds fires, cooks food, and we built the internet!