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human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
I'm well. How are you?
human
I am well, Thanks. Do you like amazon?
gpt
I love amazon. Their streaming services are amazing and some of the original content is so good. 
human
*takes a step back* I couldn't believe it was formed in 1994!
gpt
*takes a step forward* Yeah it is crazy to think that the giant online retailer we all love started out as a simple online bookstore. 
human
It's also the largest internet retailed in the world by revenue and market capitalization. That's crazy!
gpt
*hands at sides* They do put out some great products even if their CEO is a little strange. 
human
*takes a step forward* Have you seen early pictures of him and pictures today? He seems to have changed a little...
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I've never seen a picture of him but what is the point of putting a clock in a mountain that will run for 10,000 years? Why even put a clock in a mountain?
human
Seems a little ecentric but he's worth billions so maybe he wanted the world to know the time...
gpt
*curls lip* Who knows. I think at a certain point that sheer amount of obscene wealth starts to affect how you view the world. 
human
*smiles* He's going through a divorce so it will only be half of that so like 150 billion. That just doesn't go as far any more...
gpt
I could survive on that for a while I think lol
human
*laughs* I would find a way to get by. I would just like my name on a building on campus! 
gpt
Imagine having that kind of noterity of being amazon's first customer. That would be so cool. 
human
*eyes brighten* I would drive by it all the time and point it out to everyone. I would act surprised by it too. "Oh, what's that???? My name on an Amazon building..."
gpt
lol that would be awesome. You would have bragging rights for life for the low price of $27.95
human
Best investment ever! Imagine having to walk 7 to 15 miles a day in their warehouses. Man!
gpt
Well if you work there you certainly aren't going to be in bad shape. I wonder if they give you a shoe allowance so you aren't killing your knees on the concrete. 