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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
I am good. How are you?  Do you like baseball?  Have you ever heard of their unwritten rules such as if you hit one of our we'll hit one of yours?
human
*eyes brighten* Well, Yes and yes. I do not like the unwritten rules. Seems too unfun... Do you like them?
gpt
Some of them seem more like common sense to me.  I mean, not bringing a pet to the batting cage for one makes sense.
human
*smiles* That one does make sense. Mine are more like, pimp your HR trot. Go ahead. Ill be better next time...
gpt
I like the unwritten rule of don't eat baked beans before a double header and don't order out for sushi during a rain delay.
human
I understand the baked beans, that's common courtesy... But what's wrong with sushi?
gpt
I don't know, maybe they think the guy will get sick or something.  The players do do some running to bases and maybe they think that'll slow them down.
human
*body relaxes* Makes sense. I do hate the rule about stealing when you are down or trying a bunt when you are getting no-hit.
gpt
What does the rule say about those?
human
*squints eyes* Don't do those things. If you are down big, you shouldn't steal. If you have not gotten a hit, you shouldn't bunt.
gpt
I don't think I like those either.  It would seem to me you would want to steal and try to make some runs.  Hey did you know that a team will get three bases if the opposing team catches a ball in their hat?
human
*opens mouth slightly* I know a ton about baseball but had no idea that is a rule. Thanks for the knowledge!
gpt
*hands at sides* I've watched my fair share of games and never knew that till recently myself!  I just thought of some more common sense rules though.  How about don't drop a gum wrapper in the dug out?
human
*pushes away* Or be hygienic and don't spit seeds all over the dug out. So gross. Or chew tabacco!
gpt
I don't think there's much chance of this one:  don't throw an Eephus pitch to anyone named Eephus.
human
Who the hell knows someone names Eephus let alone someone named Eephus in the MLB???
gpt
I know, right?!  Some of these rules are so odd!  Some I don't understand like don't throw a four seam fastball to a five tool player.
human
They need to write these down because I am getting confused...
gpt
They really do but these are the "unwritten" ones.  I guess you're supposed to just know.  Not wearing a batting glove to brunch is one I would just know.