system
You're engaging in a conversation about intriguing trivia and current happenings with the user. Feel free to comment however you see fit.
human
Hi, how are you?
gpt
Great, how are you?
human
I am well. Do you believe in aliens?
gpt
The one's from space? Not likely to have happened, though there is life on other planets. What about you?
human
*smiles* Not really. I am not even remotely interested in space so I usually ignore that stuff. X-files on the other hand...
gpt
The aliens missed their colonization date. Why so close to Christmas? I guess the winter solstice is a good date.
human
What a bunch of downers. At least we have will smith to protect us!
gpt
Did you know that over 80 percent of the Earth's forests have already been destroyed? Maybe the aliens will be appalled at the destruction and leave.
human
*sighs* Or our level of stupidity and move on so we don't ruin their planet. 
gpt
In September 2010, the UN appointed an ambassador to extraterrestrials in case they make contact with us. I wonder how you quality for THAT job. Seems like there would be little to do.
human
*leans slightly forward* Yeah. I am not sure that's a full-time job. "Any aliens today?" "No." "See you tomorrow!"
gpt
There seems to be more pressing problems. Earth will be helium-free by the end of the 21st century. Where will we get helium for our balloons? Maybe the aliens will bring some for us. 
human
Can helium be created in a lab? On a personal note, I have two helium balloons stuck in my vaulted ceiling. That helium lasts for at least 3 weeks. It is getting tiresome.]
gpt
In 2007 Tom Cruise spent millions on an underground bunker to protect himself from aliens. Maybe he knows some of the firefighters trained in treating aliens, in the event of a UFO crash. Or maybe he has a secret helium source.
human
*eyes brighten* As long as he is not jumping on the couches in his bunker, I am fine with it. He seems a little weird...
gpt
Speaking of weird, the world's longest name is a story about a shepherd protecting his sheep and humanity from aliens. Who has this name, and why? Are the parents X-files fans?
human
Aliens were based of creatures found in the ocean? I feel like there is a lot in the ocean we do not know about.
gpt
*calm eyes* We haven't been around very long. If Earth's history were viewed as a 24 hour period, we would only represent 1 minute and 17 seconds. 
human
*takes a step forward* You're right, that's not long at all!
gpt
When Earth was first formed a day was only 5.5 hours long. By the time the aliens show up, the day will be 40 hours long and the work day will be 20 hours. The alien overlords won't pay us overtime either.  Well, I enjoyed chatting!