system
You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Hello, are you on the Internet a lot?
gpt
Yes, I am everyday all day.  I love the Internet.  It's my lifeline to the world.  I get all hooked up via TCP/IP and I'm off and running.
human
*body stiffens* I think we all are! Which is dangerous because you can actually measure addiction to the Internet.
gpt
*tilts head* Yes, I heard that the constant novelty from clicking links on the Internet can cause real addiction measurable in the brain.
human
Although to some extent I blame the Internet for being so accessible everywhere. Like there's even 3g cell service on Mount Everest!
gpt
Yes, I heard that.  Did you also know that the 3 horizontal line menu on websites is called a hamburger button?  That is outrageous.
human
*hands tremble* Ahah no wonder we get addicted, it sounds so tasty! It's scary how much we use the Internet. Even when buying things online, only 7% of people read the full terms of service.
gpt
I'm guilty of not doing that myself.  The Internet carries so much information resources and services like hyper texted docs, www apps, e-mail, file sharing, and voice over IP telephone
human
Right? It's certainly an incredible amount of information, and yet somehow the library of Alexandria has a saved copy of the entire Internet!
gpt
Yes, better save than sorry.
human
Getting into specifics of the Internet, are you a big YouTube person? I have been pretty much ever since it was created in 2005.
gpt
Me too. I watch more Youtube than regular TV, actually.  Youtube is the second largest search engine on the net.
human
*opens mouth slightly* That's surprising! It definitely doesn't seem like that, but YouTube is so huge it makes sense. Youtube and Netflix make up half of peak Internet traffic in North America after all!
gpt
Since Google owns Youtube, that makes a lot of sense that Youtube is the second largest search engine right behind Google. 
human
I doubt you can dislike things on Google in general though, that's where they differ. It's funny thinking "Baby" by Justin Bieber is still the most disliked video.
gpt
I agree, did you something hilarious?  The police actually have their own youtube and it's called bluetube.  That's where they share law enforcement videos.  I'd like to see some of them.
human
Ahah I didn't know that! I would have thought they used a more "professional" medium to show cop videos, like Fox News.
gpt
One would think, right?  Fox News, their corporation discussed the possibility of creating a cable channel that only aired The Simpsons.
human
And more than that, they later even threatened to sue the Simpsons in order to stop them from parodying the network.
gpt
I know, right?  I just learned that Fox News was created by Richard Nixon and Richard Ailes.  Never knew that before.