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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hello, Do you enjoy using the internet?
gpt
*eyes widen* Yes, I am on the Internet all day, every day.  I just learned something new.  Did you know that the 3 horizontal line menu on apps and websites is called a hamburger button?  How cool is that?
human
Yes, isn't that funny! I didn't know that either, must mean the bun with the hamburger inside line? lol
gpt
Yes, I thought that was hilarious.  Did you also know that the constant novelty from clicking links on the Internet can cause real addiction measurable in the brain?

human
Wow, really!! I can see that happening, especially if you are clicking all day long everyday!!
gpt
I do believe that I am totally addicted.  Did you know that there's 3G cell service and Internet capabilities at the peak of Mt. Everest?
human
Yes, I heard that. Very cool, literally!! Do you ever read the full terms contract when you buy a service?
gpt
No, apparently I'm not part of the 7% of people that read the full terms when buying a product or service on the Internet.
human
*lips slightly parted* lol, I don't either. I wonder if we would like everything in there? Do you know the actor Michael Caine?
gpt
*tilts head* If I read all of it, I likely would never sign it.  Yes, Michael Caine, became an actor because all the prettiest girls at his high school were in drama class.  Good a reason as any, I think.
human
lol, He makes me laugh, I saw him in one of his interviews and he said one of his secrets is he doesn't blink! lol, I can remember him in an 80's movie called Blame it on Rio! pretty funny....
gpt
*raises eyebrows* I don't remember ever seeing that one.  Back to the Internet discussion, did you know that the current Library of Alexandria has a saved copy of the Internet in case the Internet burns down?
human
Good for that! Never know about fires...Guess we won't be seeing Jim Carrey in anymore serious movies! lol
gpt
Well, apparently Jim Carrey doesn't make dramas anymore because his belief system prevents him from playing in movies that don't project positivity.
human
Yes, His comedies are good!  Did you watch House, Hugh Laurie made $700,000 an episode!!
gpt
Yeah, guess that makes him the highest paid actor EVER for a TV drama!  Boy, he's living the good life.
human
*laughs* Yes, I agree.... I love animals and like the idea of Germany giving animals legal rights!!
gpt
Yes, it's about time since there are about 20 quintillion individual animals on our planet earth. When's America going to get in on it?
human
I know.... we need that as well!! Hard to believe hiccups come from land animals that had gills and lungs. Who knew? Good chat!!
gpt
Yes, thank you, hiccups are a holdover from early evolution apparently.   Nice chatting with you as well.
human
*body relaxes* You too! Have a good night!
gpt
*hands at sides* Thank you, I will.  You as well.