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You're discussing cool trivia and the latest events with the user. Feel free to comment in any manner that feels right.
human
Hi, how are you doing this evening?
gpt
*lips slightly parted* Great.  Did you know Ugg Boots were invented by surfers to keep their feet warm?
human
Surprised to hear that. I wonder how the surfer would fare with 5,000 year old shoes. 
gpt
They would probably make them into sandals and put dry tea bags in them to remove the smell. 
human
Ah, yes, but what kind of tea? Free-range organic tea? NFL player Steve Smith leaves his cleats on the field after every game. He hopes to raise awareness of homeless people without shoes. I bet he doesn't put tea in his shoes.
gpt
*backs away* I bet they get stolen.  So many of these rich football people and their "caring."  The need to put their money where their mouth is like Norway.  They gave $1B to save Amazon rain forests. 
human
*calm eyes*  I wish the US gov’t would do something like that.The US gov’t owns 86% of the land in Nevada. I want to know what secret activities they’re engaged in there. Have that many aliens landed in Nevada? Is that their refueling station?
gpt
Most of that is BLM land leased to ranchers.  That other 14% must be Vegas. 
human
A man in France pretended to be a government official, and sold the Eiffel Tower not once, but twice. Maybe he could sell the land in Nevada for the US government and then the proceeds could go to the Amazon.
gpt
Sounds like a plan... He could get in the business of selling used ballet shoes.  They can go through 4 pairs a week.
human
Four pairs. I wonder how they would do with the 5000 year old shoes though.
gpt
Their toes much suffer too.  Maybe there should be ballet boots.  If they fall, they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. 
human
Maybe Stephon Marbury could make an inexpensive line of pointe shoes.
gpt
Another great idea... Or use the boots that the turkey movers do in Norfolk.
human
Turkey mover? Is that a profession?
gpt
*furrows brow* Yeah, farmers used to walk turkeys from Norfolk to London in the 18th century. 
human
That sounds like a pleasant excursion. Giant squawking birds for miles on end. 
gpt
*tightens jaw* Yeah, it only marginally beats out starvation or selling the Eiffel Tower. 
human
*laughs* Well, hey man, I had a groovy time chatting with you this evening. I hope that you find the shoes that suit you, whatever you choose to do. (turkey mover)
gpt
*narrows eyes* Same here -- nice chat.  I sure won't be ballet... 
human
Hey, don't sell yourself short! Turkey ballet!
gpt
Hee. 