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human
Do you own any dogs?
gpt
I do not, unfortunately. Do you?
human
I don't, but the family I nanny for does. She understands pointing fairly well, and elephants are another animal that knows that by instinct too
gpt
Oh, you're a nanny? That's great! What kind of dog do they have?
human
It's a rare Japanese breed. I wonder which of the 12 blood types she has. She might be a good contender to give blood at a dog blood drive
gpt
Not a shiba, is it? I've heard of the blood types. I wonder if there's a universal donor dog blood type.
human
I think so. There might be, but I wonder if the species varies the blood types
gpt
I wondered about breed as well. Certain breeds could be better donors, others better recipients.
human
Not to mention the size of the dog. Google likes all dogs though, so it might not be hard to find that kind of information
gpt
Google is great with dogs. I think that dogs can work well in an office. Cats, probably not. Too independent. 
human
It might depend which colors are used in the office though. They may not be colorblind, but they still don't see as many colors as we do
gpt
Dogs are pretty good about their environment. Good hearing, good smell, so so vision. They complement our senses.
human
True! And we can get some of the vending machines from Istanbul that releases food and water
gpt
I like that idea. The dogs clean up and get fed. The Turks get better streets and well fed dogs.
human
And maybe the dogs on the streets can "interview" for jobs such as police and military
gpt
That would be cute! "Ok, where do you see yourself in five years?"
human
We could even teach them how to use the internet. Hopefully dogs don't get addicted to the novelty of clicking on links like we do
gpt
Dogs get addicted to people. That is their weakness. We don't deserve dogs. 
human
If we could teach them to read, they could read the full terms for internet products that 93% of us don't read
gpt
That would be great! "Ruff ruff!" "What is it Lassie? Are the ToS a hazard?"