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human
*body relaxes* Hi!
gpt
*body relaxes* Hey!  Aren't telephones great!
human
Awesome! When I was a kid you were able to dial zero for emergency. 911 didn't exist.
gpt
Yeah!  Back in the good old days!  I used my telephone twice today while I was watching baseball.
human
Speaking of baseball did you know that managers wear the uniform so they can jump into the game if they are needed?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* I had heard that before.  I think it was during a Yankees game.  The best thing is that it's so fast to dial 212 there.
human
*raises eyebrows* Ha! yes, seeing that the first area code for New York was 212!
gpt
I know!  I wonder how long it would take to speed read 212.  I bet Anne Jones could read it really fast.
human
Could it be put into braille? 
gpt
*laughs* I guess, they put lots of stuff in braille.  It's in braille on my elevator.  The one I take to go watch baseball in New York.
human
*takes a step back* Hey, back to phones, did you know Unicef will donate water to children in need for every day that you don't lose your cell phone?
gpt
*eyes brighten* I know!  Isn't that nifty of them.  I could probably go without using mine for maybe 10 or 15 minutes or so, probably.
human
lol. Tell me more about Anne Jones.
gpt
*smiles* All my friends say she reads really fast.  Like 4700 words a minute fast.  She must be a blast at parties.   Always reading stuff quick.
human
But can she speak as fast as she reads? 
gpt
*laughs* Probably.  I know a lot of women who like to talk a lot.  Maybe she can talk really fast while reading terrible poetry.
human
Like the competitions between CS Lewis and Tolkien must have been.
gpt
*body relaxes* Exactly!  That reminds me, as soon as I'm done here, I'm gonna go read Ender's Game, like they do in the Marine Corps.
human
I've never read Ender's game but we don't want to cause a moral panic reading too many novels like they did in the 18th century. 
gpt
*smiles* That's true and if you don't like it, you can always read Starship Troopers.
human
*takes a step back* The first sci-fi novel on the reading list of three of the five military branches!
gpt
*smiles* The military really knows how to pick good books!