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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
*lips slightly parted* Hi! How are you? Are you a fan of Katy Perry?
gpt
Hello there, I am good thank you.  I don't have any of her music but think she is ok, how about you?
human
I don't really know her. She's received 11 grammy nominations and never won. I wonder whether someone on the Grammy committee dislikes her or something. She was married to Russell Brand for about a month, I believe.
gpt
Yeah I do remember her being married to Brand for a short period.  I know he also was eligible to claim $22 million from her after the divorce, but didn't. 
human
*eyes widen* Russell probably just wanted to put the whole sordid chapter behind him. He broke up with her via text.
gpt
Wow, I didn't know that, that is very bad to do anything over a text but especially that. 
human
Did you know that the Russians made a computer than ran on water? I thought the Russians would have used vodka for most horsepower.
gpt
Holy cow that is so cool I didn't know that.  I do know that the space shuttles general computer runs on 1mb of ram. 
human
I don't think the transhumanists would be able to upload their minds to computers with such little ram. I wonder what will happen when people can put their minds in computers. Will the machine take over?
gpt
Yeah that is a scary thought, AI is a bit scary to think if it got out of control or something Terminator like that. 
human
Probably smoking would do the computers in. Smoking near Apple computers voids the warranty. It's a biohazard. I guess we could use cigarette smoke to stop the terminator.
gpt
I never knew that, very interesting.  And yeah that is a great plan!  
human
Eventually the computers will take all the jobs. Do you spend a lot of time reading? I think it would be great if computers could help us read better.
gpt
Yeah I do, and yeah I think that would be great.  What type of reading do you enjoy, if any?
human
*takes a step back* I read a lot of novels. I think it's funny that novels created a moral panic in the 18th century. People were supposed to read poetry, not novels!
gpt
Yeah I think I've read that!  That is so wild, but thinking how slow information spread I can understand that. 
human
*takes a step forward* I bet Anne Jones would have been a superstar back in the 18th century. She can read 4,700 words per minute! I wonder how much she remembers a week later.
gpt
Holy smokes that is insane!  I don't know how you could even understand half that many that quickly. 
human
Her eyes must move like crazy. Probably can't smoke around her because it will void her warranty. I like that the military has put Ender's Game on their suggested reading lists. That includes the Marine Corps, even though they read 4,700 words/year.
gpt
*takes a step back* Yeah her warranty would be toast.  That is an interesting choice to put in there. 
human
Starship Troopers is also on the reading lists. Heinlein loved his military yarns, but then again, he was in the Navy.
gpt
Another very interesting choice for military reading.  I guess CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien would hold you laugh you lose competitions while reading poetry. 
human
Those two were pretty educated and wrote a ton of books. I guess people like that have their own form of entertainment. I wonder whether computers will ever have a sense of humor. 
gpt
Yeah maybe that will be first on the list for AI, to be funnier than humans.  Well it was nice talking with you today, I hope you have a good day. 