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You're conversing about fascinating trivia and the latest happenings with the user. Feel free to express yourself however you want.
human
good morning to you!
gpt
*eyes brighten* Hello.  Looks like a great day.
human
oh yea, im sipping my morning coffee reading some news on my computer, do you have a computer?
gpt
I have an Apple computer, but it broke.  Makes me need a cigarette. 
human
an Apple? im a pc guy myself. did you know a space shuttles computer runs on only 1mb of ram?
gpt
*relaxed posture* 1 mb of RAM. Well if I had a memory, it would be forget only access, or 1 mb of FOA.  Apple tells me that my warranty is void because of a bio hazard.
human
*takes a step forward* no way, Apple will do that to people??
gpt
Apparently they believe their computers need an appropriate working environment.  So, smoking voids the warranty.
human
thats pretty high and mighty of them i say. The computer people build on Minecraft dont have whacky rules like that!
gpt
I wonder if that would be called a virtual computer, given that minecraft blocks are not real.
human
it must be, huh? its crazy that someone figured out you can do that
gpt
*relaxed posture* I wonder if the russians who made a computer run on water ever heard of a potato clock.  Maybe those russians also made mincraft water computer.
human
*takes a step forward* its wild a computer can run on water, you would normally assume water would BREAK a computer, not make it work
gpt
*leans slightly forward* It was 1936 and the russians were having a vodka shortage.  I suppose a bit is a 1 or a 0.  So the glass is full or empty.
human
thats funny. I wonder if any of those Russians are Transhumanists and want to upload their mnds to computer memory sticks
gpt
If a human was uploaded to a computer, could you be programmed to be happy or drunk.  No russian would do it.  There is no vodka in cyber space. 
human
hey there could be! they could be programmed to always have a bottle of vodka on hand
gpt
They could also be programmed to be a sensor inside a football.  They would have to track velocity, rotation and the number of cheerleaders. 
human
maybe theyll get to walk on the moon someday like the scientist Harrison Schmitt
gpt
I wounder if Harrison was a geologist.  I understand why it is said that Aristotle is a philosopher.  But how is Harrison any diffrent.