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human
Hello! How are you tonight?
gpt
I am well, thank you, I was just playing a little piano. Do you play?
human
No I wish I did though! How long have you played for?
gpt
*eyes brighten* I am a novice, that dreams of some day playing more than just chopsticks. But there is something about striking those keys, moving those levers, and hearing the notes ring that warms the soul.
human
It really does sound amazing and soothing at the same time! I wonder if Freddie Mercury felt the same as Paul McCartney while playing the same piano?
gpt
*body relaxes* You could write a movie about that piano! 
human
Definitely! Especially about the piano those climbers found at the top of Britain's highest mountain!
gpt
Talk about hitting the high notes... The Hindenberg had an aluminum piano. I wonder where that landed?
human
It would be funny if it landed in somebody's living room! It would have done some damage even though it just weighed 356 pounds.
gpt
Right. I bet it would be playing hard rock as it landed... Or maybe it played that song used for stress-testing pianos?
human
I wonder what that song is called? Isn't it something like Circus Galop?
gpt
*body relaxes* That is it!  I hear it is impossible for a human to play it, so they have to use a machine.
human
I feel like machines need to put on concerts for people like the Ramones! They were basically machines playing 2263 concerts in total.
gpt
*body relaxes* They were a driven band!  I want a piano in my car so I can play as I drive. Either that or a pair of those flame throwers that are legal in South Africa!
human
I would take the flame throwers any day! I wonder if that actually works or it's a myth?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Sounds far fetched, but so does the story about the band Creed playing a concert so horribly that the fans sued them.  If only they had flame throwers to entertain the audience!
human
That wouldn't still save me from the pain of listening to them lol. I would have loved to go to a linkin park concert back in 2001!
gpt
Was that the Hybrid Theory tour?
human
*opens mouth slightly* It was! They played 324 concerts in 2001 alone. They must have been exhausted!
gpt
They must have been running on adrenaline! When I listen to Pink Floyd, that make my adrenaline surge!  They performed a concert in an amphitheater to record an album, but there were no audience members! What a waste of empty seats!