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human
Hi! Are you a football fan? I like the NFL because it's the highest professional level of American Football in the world!
gpt
*hands at sides* Ha ha. Yes, it is the highest. It probably always will be too.
human
Yeah. I am surprised there has never been a female NFL player before because there is no written rule about it! Maybe someday it will happen!
gpt
Kickers, punters. It's possible. Good publicity for a team. But where will such players come from?
human
Yeah thats true. There's often a large size difference between women and men, I wonder how a woman would do in a main position. Crazy the average nfl game only has 11 minutes of actual gameplay.
gpt
She could never be QB. The fans couldn't watch it. 11 minutes? Hm. Lots of time for commercials.
human
Yeah true. Lots of money for the NFL which is all they care about really. I think it's funny the New Orleans Siants don't allow their cheerleaders to eat in the same restaurant as their players, what do you think?
gpt
The cheerleaders are not as important, but what's going to happen in a restaurant? Was this rule to stop player-cheerleader romances or something?
human
*eyes widen* Yeah stop them from distracting the players. It's nice that we only have to worry about these things in our country. There are people in other countries without water. Apparently Unicef donates clean water to a child in need for every minute of using a cell phone.
gpt
I wonder how well that campaign has worked. People are addicted to their phones! It's tough to get them out of their hands!
human
Yeah thats a good point. And it's so easy to call anyone in the world. The cables carrying phone and internet across oceans are only 2.7 inches in diameter. So crazy.
gpt
Nothing at the bottom of the ocean to disturb them, I hope. Without the Internet, what would we do all day? 
human
I think people would go crazy! I remember the first cell phone. Now the iphone has more computing power than an entire nuclear ibm deterrant (not sure what that is exactly though).
gpt
The nuclear arsenal is controlled by computer, but it's a bit outdated. Probably could use an update. Do you pay attention to tennis at all?
human
Yeah I love tennis-used to play. I actually met Serena Williams once-she signed a tennis ball for me. Can't believe she's won 23 grand slams.
gpt
At this point, she's got her place in the record books for sure. Serena speaks fluent French and Italian, as does her sister venus! Pretty smart.
human
*raises eyebrows* Wow very smart. Apparently she likes the NFL too, or at least I hope since she is a co-owner of the MIami Dolphins!
gpt
A smart investment. That value will grow forever. What do you think about Serena and Venus saying they could beat any man ranked 200 or worse in a game of tennis? Seems a bit brash.
human
*takes a step forward* Yeah it is definitely an agressive statement for sure but I would love to see that! They would kick my butt lol. Anyways it was great talking to you!
gpt
*body relaxes* Yes, I had a great chat!
human
And we were able to do this all thanks to the internet. carrying all that data through those little cables!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* True. Have a good night!
human
*body relaxes* You too!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Sayonara!