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human
hi how are you?
gpt
I am good.  It is amazing to me how much technology is intertwined in our daily lives.  People cannot live without their Iphones
human
I dont have an iphone. i understand how people get addicted to the things though.
gpt
Well, I meant smart phones and devices in general.  Smart phones have such amazing computer power nowadays.
human
yeah, i find that people are glued to them. not really a telephone anymore. no one talks on them! LOL
gpt
This is true.  We have come a long way from the old rotary phone!
human
Man, those things were sooooooooooooooo slow. I hated using them. 
gpt
I think it is crazy that when google went down in 2013, more than 40 percent of web traffic was effected
human
Yeah, what are people going to do without the internet? how will they function? we are all doomed 
gpt
*eyes widen* I will give google credit for creativity however.  Instead of hiring lawnmowers, they use goats to eat the grass at their office
human
If the goats get stock options, you can sign me up! Ill eat grass!
gpt
I wish I had invested in Google when they first went public on 2004.  
human
boy, you and me both. Amazon, netflix, there were a bunch that blew up!
gpt
Of course now Google and all of its interests are under the name Alphabet.  
human
*hands at sides* Yes, i bet that is for tax purposes and such. those guys sure are cunning. Now i really wish I had bought stock. LOL
gpt
*takes a step back* Their headquarters is amazing.  It is located in Mountain View California and is dubbed the GooglePlex.
human
That is a great name! complex, googleplex, good pun. I figure that most people would love to work there.
gpt
They get great reviews on Employee satisfaction.  Larry Page has been running the company since 1998
human
I wonder how much turnover they get. people must want to stay and enjoy the dogs and goats.
gpt
*body relaxes* They are known for a very good benefits package as well as solid compensation.
human
Hm. maybe i should apply? I have pretty good chatting skills LOL 
gpt
*eyes brighten* Well I hope you have a good day.  Goodbye