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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
*lips slightly parted* Hi there! Are you old enough to remember life before the internet? 
gpt
I suppose so. It is odd to think that there was life before this.  In a way it was good. You weren't constantly being filmed or photographed, monitored by others.  Are you old enough to remember?
human
Yes. Most definately. You couldn't just Google something to solve an argument. You argued with your friends for DAYS. Ha. Now you can get cell service on Mt. Everest so you don't have to argue about whether or not Brad Pitt ever appeared in an episode of Friends. 
gpt
Hahaha! True.  I think that the fact that cell and internet service is way up there is totally amazing.  I guess back in the day people weren't addicted either.  I mean, we didn't have the whole novelty of clicking anything.
human
*clenches fists* Flipping through microfiche in the library doesn't produce the same rush. Now I would LOVE to abandon Facebook. I've been on it since 2006, just two years after it started and I'm sucked in and can't lave. 
gpt
I know what you mean there. I think about leaving and then wonder if I'll miss something important posted by family and friends.  Mark Zuckerberg and his friends definitely knew what they were doing when the launched it back in the day.
human
I need it for work, which makes it twice as terrible. I'm pretty good about unfriending people. You know that Burger King promotion where they offered a free whopper if you unfriended 10 people? They owe me like 8 whoppers now. 
gpt
I didn't know that but I think it's an interesting promotion.  I mean, what will people give up to get that free burger?
human
Apparently, I'd give up all my friends! The rise of the internet has also given us internet "celebrities," which is another reason to hate it. 
gpt
Even still, Lebron James is the highest paid celebrity of them all you know.  Just under him is Judge Judy.
human
Give her time. She'll pass him. I know I'm old when I'm wistful for dead celebrities, like Robin Williams. 
gpt
*hands at sides* I liked him too. It was extremely sad to find out how and why he died.  I guess you just never know about people.  He seemed so happy, energetic, especially when he did animated films.
human
*slouches* He was already animated. I also miss Carol Burnett, her variety show was hysterical and she didn't put on airs. She was the first celebrity to go on Sesame Street, which shows how down to earth she was. 
gpt
She probably did not go into Pixar's secret room that is just for celebrities.
human
Yeah, that's sort of an obnoxious room to have. Bet you Zuckerberg has DOZENS of rooms for celebrities. All painted blue because he can't see red or green. 
gpt
I've heard that about him.  It's the whole reason facebook is blue. I guess his wishes carried more weight than the guys that made the site with him.
human
*lips slightly parted* I'll bet you MySpace is kicking themselves for not buying it back in 2005. What was that guy's name? Tom? 
gpt
I don't know but I'm sure you are right.  Facebook is valued at $104 billion, or it was back in 2012 at least.
human
*tightens jaw* And they make money off our data. Pretty much legally. Because 93 percent of people don't read the terms of service and I'm sure it says right in there "by using Facebook, we own you. Forever. 
gpt
Hahaha! It probably does at that!  Some places are taking small stands against facebook.  There's a state in germany that has made the like button illegal.
human
We should be like Germany in that regard.  Nice chatting with you!
gpt
We definitely should.  Don't forget, get we should get our burgers from burger king too!