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human
*eyes widen* Do you have adog?
gpt
I do not.  I don't currently have any pets.  How about you?
human
*eyes brighten* I definitely have dog, a big white german shepherd dog, also known as canis lupus familiaris.
gpt
Cool.  I guess if i did get a pet, it might be a cat.  Wouldn't earn me any brownie points with Google, as they state they are a dog company, but it would fit my always on the go lifestyle.
human
*smiles* Have you ever been to Istanbul with your always-on-the-go lifestyle? Maybe you used one of their vending machines that exchange empty bottles for dog food to feed the village stray dogs?
gpt
I have not.  I think that would be a great idea to implement in many areas.  I ve heard that dogs can donate blood at dog blood drives.  I didn't even realize that was a possible thing.
human
*body relaxes* Sure! Dogs are awesome. In fact, dogs and elephants are the only two species of animals that seem to instinctively respond to pointing. Since I would rather walk a dog than an elephant, my choice was easy.
gpt
Ha.  But baby elephants are so cute.  It just kind of becomes a space problem when they get larger.  
human
Yeah, and if yo live in a city that requires you to pick up after your animal has a bowel movement, that could be challenging. But dogs are also challanged by the fact that they cannot see as many colors as we can. Doesn't stop my dog from eating all the different colored crayons from the box...
gpt
Lol. Well if your dog can't tell the colors apart, how is he supposed to know what flavor they are unless he eats them.  I guess that is one thing dogs have in common with Mark Zuckerburg has a red-green colorblindness.  That's why facebook is mainly blue.
human
*eyes brighten* My dog had a MySpace page, but not a FB page. Boy, MySpace really blew it by turning down the opportunity to by FB for a mere $75 mil.
gpt
They really did.  I had a myspace for a while while it was still relevant.  Its probably still there, but I dont even remember what my myspace name was.  Its crazy that the Like button on FaceBook is illegal in parts of Germany.
human
*laughs* They like warm beer.  I will have to unfriend them for that. Burger King is running a promotion: unfriend 10 friends and get a free Whopper. 1 down and 9 to go.
gpt
*relaxed posture* Warm beer is gross, but cold German beer is pretty good. Burger King is up on the social media trolling.  They had one where you go to McDonalds first to get a free whopper.  Id be game for that.  
human
Nice. Is this promotion good in the 212? I mean in area code 212. It is the code for New York, selected as such because it was easy to dial on a rotary phone.
gpt
Probably good everywhere.  That's neat how they came up with that area code.  Did you see that viral video of the two teens trying to dial a rotary phone.  Gave me a good laugh.
human
*body relaxes* Yes. I would have loved to see them try to separate two phone books that have their pages overlapping together. It is supposed to be impossible. If they can hardly manage a rotory phone, they would be stumped with the phone book thing.
gpt
They probably would.  Im still trying to wrap my head around the 2.7 inch cables just laying on the ocean floor.  I mean do fish nibble on it, if they broke how would they find the spot that needed work.  Some things are so complex.
human
Here's one that will ffry your noodle: an iPhone has more computing power than the entire US nuclear ICBM deterrent!  I guess that is why they never call me.
gpt
It is really crazy.  When I was in school, our teachers always told us that we wouldn't have a  calculator everywhere we went.  Looks like they were wrong about that.
human
That is because they knew that in the future, teachers would confiscate cellphones from the students before class!  Nice chatting with you!
gpt
Same here, have a good night.