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You're chatting with the user about fun trivia and current events. Feel free to express your opinion in any way you'd like.
human
Hello! Are you an Amazon Prime member?
gpt
*body relaxes* Yes, I am and love it!  That two day delivery really comes in handy!!
human
It really does! Even Sunday delivery rocks especially since Amazon contracted with the USPS.
gpt
Yes, I think that was good for the USPS!  How would you like to have a building named after yourself for being a customer and only spend $27.95?
human
If only I knew about it years ago!!!!! I didn't realize they own IMDB as well!
gpt
*takes a step back* I know, I didn't either!  Thinking the amazon warehouse workers don't need a gym membership with walking 7-15 miles each day on a shift! Omg!
human
*takes a step forward* I would be the fittest man alive working there haha. They ought to use horses there! Especially Icelandic horses that can speedwalk!
gpt
*takes a step forward* Ha, ha, ha, Yes!! Good idea, I love horses, Guess you can't ride your horses to school on, no vehicle day or you can get suspended.
human
Oh I know I saw that two high school students did that! I remember kids would drive their tractors to my high school!
gpt
*raises eyebrows* Oh really, Wow! Did you know Clint Eastwood is allergic to horses, after riding all those horses in the movies?
human
*takes a step back* You would have never guessed since he rode like hundreds of them! He should have rode sharks instead!
gpt
*hands at sides* Well, I guess sharks have been around a long time. Makes sense they were here before the trees and dinosaurs!!
human
*opens mouth slightly* Crazy to think that is one long time! I didn't know they could be trained like dogs to bark!
gpt
*opens mouth slightly*   I didn't know that either. I would like to hear that. I will have to look that up!
human
*takes a step forward* They already sound a lot smarter than me haha. I always wondered why dalmatians were used at firehouses.
gpt
I know, isn't it good they helped calm and protect the  horses back then. Aren't Lipizzaner horses beautiful!!
human
*opens mouth slightly* Yes I think it was! It all makes sense to me now haha. They really are. I don't know many animals or things that can change colors of their skin!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yes it only takes about 6 years, and give great classical dressage performances!
human
I would love to see them in real life! I'm good with sharks though although I just snorkeled with some last month!
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Really, very cool! I love to snorkel too! The coral reefs are so spectacular!!