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human
Hello, do you like to travel?
gpt
*laughs* II enjoy learrning about distant lands a far away places, but I do not enjoy th e act of traveling itself. I would enjoy it of somebody took my gnome statue with them n their next rip as long as they brought it back with pictures.
human
That was funny.  Apparently, the Dutch government is building a commuter bus designed to travel at 160 miles per hour.  I would not want to ride on that type of bus.
gpt
*body relaxes* I'll wait for the development of transporters...Beam me up Scotty! Fast buses are an improvement, especially since airfare these days is slower than it used to be!
human
I heard that all japan highways are toll.  It would cost you more than $300 to travel across the country.
gpt
*smiles* I'd walk... You know, years ago, travelers on ships would release rabbits on islands the visit, to seed them for future harvest as meals for the next travelers to come that way. Since Japan is a big island, I wonder if they have a few extra rabbit you can eat as you drive across country?
human
No, I don't think so.  Apparently, Mackinac Island has banned motorized vehicles.
gpt
Oh, no! I was going to visit there in the spring and bring my tank... Oh, well. Maybe we can get Fox news to sue them!  After all, they'll sue anyone...they sued the Simpsons!
human
*raises eyebrows* You can bring your rabbits.  I wonder why they would sue the Simpsons since they own the series.
gpt
*laughs* Apparently,, they merely threatened a lawsuit to stop the Simpsons from running a parody of the news network. We live in litigious society!
human
I know.  Fox news is watched by more people than CNN and MSNBC combined.  I was surprised.  I thought that CNN has at least the same numbers of audience as fox news.
gpt
They say the average age of a Fox News viewer is 68. Ironically, that is also the IQ of the average TV news anchor on any network!
human
I did not know that.  Do you know that Fox also owns gaming website IGN?
gpt
*eyes brighten* I'll bet that's a money maker!  You know, there is a website where you can go to listen to thousands of classic radio dramas?  Radio is a media I can get behind!
human
*smiles* Yes, you can listen for free.  I like free stuff.
gpt
Yup. I enjoy old radio shows. You know, in 1948, over half of music being played on the radio was Bing Crosby? Now that is popularity!
human
I did not know that. Talking about radio, do you know that one could hear jupiter's radio storms via an AM radio?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Nice!  I wonder if that is where they got the iea for that radio station that translates solar activity into sound, and plays it on th radio as solar music?
human
Probably.  By the way, fox news was created by two Richards.  Can you guess who they were?
gpt
Richard Nixon and Richard Peabody?