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human
What would you do if you found a baby tiger inside of a duffel bag?
gpt
I would look around to make sure Mama tiger is not in the area and looking at me with, "Gimme back my child" look!
human
*takes a step back* LOL yep you don't want to be around an angry tiger mom haha. I guess they found one on the southern Border in Texas, a bag with a baby tiger that is
gpt
Was it a smuggling thing?
human
*sighs* Yes I think so unfortunately. the smuggling industry is a billion dollar trade unfortunately
gpt
*body relaxes* With 20 quintillion animals in this world, why would anyone feel the need to smuggle one?
human
Haha well different animals are definitely worth different amounts, I don't think a mosquito is worth anything LOL. Why do you think animals can get white patches on their foreheads?
gpt
Once domesticated, animals develop white patches on their foreheads, likely because once indoors, they run into painted walls and doors with their heads. I know i do.
human
*eyes widen* Haha I wonder if humans developed these white patches as well. What do you think about Germany giving constitutional rights to animals? They did that back in 2002
gpt
I think German constitutional right for animals are pretty cool. Pretty, pretty . I learned about that while watching the German remake of the classic film, "12 angry hamsters"
human
Well I'll have to watch that movie. I just think it's cool that hiccups are relics of When Animals had both lungs and gills, so next time you have the hiccups think about that LOL
gpt
Does that mean putting a bag over your head while hiccupping may cause you to de-evolve? Maybe that is what happened to the Loch Ness Monster! I'm glad  she is a protected species. Hate to think someone might bag Aunt Matilda. 
human
*takes a step forward* It's funny that it's protected by 1912 Scottish law, the "protection of animals act". hopefully that means that it's a real animal LOL but I doubt it
gpt
*body relaxes* Yeah. Aunt Matilda would make a better hag fish anyway, or maybe a seahorse, since they are the only fish with a neck. 
human
*takes a step forward* That is crazy! I also think it's crazy that there is a jellyfish breed that can never die AKA its immortal
gpt
Does that mean they never get cancer, or they get cancer forever? You know, 84% of genes associated with human disease are also found in the zebrafish, but I have never seen a zebrafish with MS or Parkinson's disease...
human
*takes a step back* Haha I haven't seen it either! Maybe some people have the black swallower fish disease, because black swallow fish Can Eat Prey twice their length and 10 times their weight haha
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Haha. If  freshwater fish can drink through it's skin, why don't you ever see a freshwater fish floating in a margarita?
human
Haha I wish I could drink through my skin and float in a margarita LOL. Do you have any pets by the way?
gpt
Too many to count. We've had Hamsters, snakes, scorpions, lizards, fish, cats, dogs, chickens, birds...Our apartment is getting cramped...