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human
hey my friend do you like watching football on tv?
gpt
*eyes brighten* Yes I do. Although I prefer the games not be lop-sided as that historic 222-0 game between Georgia Tech and Cumberland!
human
*opens mouth slightly* haha ya that was a blowout, did you ever bowl? I guess bowlers made mre money that football players back in the day
gpt
Sadly, I am so bad at bowling, people pay me not to bowl! But never enough to merit top earner status!  You?
human
haha no I'm really bad too, maybe I'll get better one day, did you hear about the visiting teams locker room color at the univeristy of iowa?
gpt
*laughs* A fabulous shade of pink. That is great strategy!  They should get an award for that!
human
*takes a step forward* haha definitely! do you like the patriots? they ahve a player that has never fumbled the ball before
gpt
*laughs* He should get an award too!  You know, ESPN won an award for superimposing a yellow line on the screen during football games? That move alone has done more to reduce my blood pressure than anything else!
human
ya that is a great invention! It was really helpful when my mom watched the superbowl this year she had no idea what was going on haha
gpt
You know who else is clueless? THe US Senate!  Did you know female senators were not allowed to wear pants on the Senate floor until 1993?  Get a clue dudes!
human
yup that is dumb! Good on Mikulski and Moseley-Braun for protesting to get that fixed!
gpt
*eyes brighten* No pants till 1993, but the senate has had a constant supply of Mars bars and jelly beans since 1968!  What next, beer on tap?
human
haha that's funny, ya their candy desk started in the late 60's, and apparently only candy from Pennsylvania is allowed, weird haha
gpt
*body relaxes* I say we invoke that old rule whee we send the sergeant at arms to arrest absent senators, and we include absent-minded senators!
human
haha good idea! funny that Michael Jordan always steers clear of politics in public, I think thats a good thing personally
gpt
Yup, because bot dems and repubs buy shoes!  And the clothing you chose says a lot about you!  You know, there is a store in Alabama that clothing from unclaimed airport baggage? What does that say?
human
well I would feel bad buying unclaimed stuff, maybe people wanted it still? What about you
gpt
Well, apparently it was not worth the time or energy for the original owner to claim it, so it would not be my first choice! But I prefer pilgrim outfits anyway. Nothing like a fine black and white pilgrim hat to turn a lady's head!
human
*takes a step back* haha I'd try that stuff on for fun! did you hear apple had a clothing line back in the 80s, must have been pretty wild haha
gpt
*body relaxes* If you like dressing like an apple! I am more into banana fashion!
human
haha, do you know what the best way to tell is if your clothes are tailored?
gpt
*leans slightly forward* Yeah, but them from a tailor...or check for gaps! Nice chatting with ya! 