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human
*hands at sides* Hi, how are you? Do you like Google?
gpt
I do, I use it all the time.  Did you hear how they mow their lawns.
human
I suppose they do it like everyone else: they use their goats. Don't you? 
gpt
They do, I think that is so cool!
human
If the goats get stock options, then you can sign me up! I'll eat grass! 
gpt
Same here.  Although google describes themselves as a dog company.
human
I would agree with them on that score. Dogs are good to have in an office. Good for morale. Keep people happy. 
gpt
They do, I wonder if those happy people are the 7% that reads the full TOS.
human
*calm eyes* I am surprised that it's even 7%. Ithought maybe 1% if that. Do you read them? I don't.
gpt
*calm eyes* I dont, I think I did one time, a long time ago when they were a lot shorter, and never again.  Who knows what I have actually agreed to.
human
Yes, you have to give them your first born and part of your soul. Something like that. I figure the ToS must be about personal data at this point.
gpt
Eh, Never having kids, and I have already promised my soul to a few different people, so they get nothing... lol
human
Those ToS writers should have thought ahead! LOL. I'm more worried about the time I spend on the Internet. Constant novelty from clicking links on the internet can cause real addiction measurable in the brain
gpt
It is true.  I wonder if that makes online gambling more addictive?
human
Oh, I BET it does. LOL. Gambling and Internet are very similar. I wonder how people can break the addiction.
gpt
I know I cant break my internet addiction.  As someone how has been on opioid  pain meds, it was easier to get off of those than get rid of sugar in my diet and cut down on internet time.
human
Yes, sugar is also bad. It's easy to get and the high is subtle. Maybe you could go to the top of Everest to deal with the sugar addiction.
gpt
Yup, but there is internet there, so Id only be half way there. But hey, I can facebook my achievement from there.  Lol
human
Yes, selfies in the clouds. Don't understand the need for a signal there. Probably a satellite link or something.
gpt
Likely so, or something to help climbers with navigation.
human
*hands at sides* That's true. Could be for legitimate purposes. Anyway, great chat!
gpt
You too!  Have a great day!
human
Bye
gpt
:)