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human
do you have a smart speaker? I have an alexa... but they kind of creep me out sometimes.
gpt
*shakes head* I don't. They look handy, but come off as kind of invasive.
human
yeah i think they can be... but it is useful. I like amazon products for the most part. it was way more affordable and versatile than the apple home speaker that was 350 

gpt
*curls lip* $350 really is too expensive. I get that Apple tries to go for the high-end market, but good grief.
human
*eyes widen* siri was intended for android and blackberry initially and it's funny now because the amazon ceo talks about how limited it's abilities are now.

gpt
Siri isn't even compatible with Spotify on the Homepod. When your assistant can't talk to your music to play on your speakers, there's a problem!
human
*smiles* i have a huge problem getting alexa to connect too sometimes tho. it always tries to open "spotty control"... my husband and I always joke that we are an "amazon family" i didn't realize how true that was until I learned that amazon has owned IMDB since 98!
gpt
Since '98? No kidding! I guess it makes sense for a company that started as a bookstore to branch out into movies next.
human
yeah, i remember when they only sold books. a distant memory i think. now the workers walk 7-15 miles each shift.
gpt
That makes me wonder how many miles the goats Google used to trim their grass traveled. Maybe 15 miles?
human
hahaha google has some wild things. I used to live in the bay and their workspace is very unique.
gpt
*takes a step forward* You've seen the Googleplex? Neat! What's it like?
human
*smiles* they have a lot of different campuses all over palo alto and san francisco. it is very well kempt. and there are google bikes EVERYWHERE.
gpt
*body relaxes* That sounds about what you'd expect from the provider of so much web traffic.
human
*eyes widen* yeah when they went down for a bit a few years ago web traffic dropped 40%. yahoo must have been happy for five minutes.
gpt
Poor Yahoo. Apple has Siri, Microsoft has Cortana... I'm sad that Ask.com isn't still around. I want to have Jeeves as my personal assistant!
human
that is a throwback. Cortana isn't very useful, but I like bing as a search engine...and i like that they pay you points that can be changed in for giftcards.
gpt
Cortana was helpful in Halo at least. Can't really picture Siri hanging out with Master Chief.
human
my friend met the siri lady in an airport once. that was interesting. 
gpt
*takes a step back* Hah! I wonder how the male voice actors feel. Mr. Briggs didn't even know he WAS the voice until he heard himself in a commercial.
human
yeah talk about being the weakest link. I wonder how that happens though...like don't they have to pay for his voice?
gpt
Maybe it was some kind of contract work, and the client wasn't disclosed.
human
*leans slightly forward* maybe that is a good point. thanks for chatting, I had a great time talking. :)
gpt
Me too! Best of luck to you and your "Amazon Family!" Take care.