lawyer You know all those lawyer jokes? About them being slimy
and bloodsucking and kinda just, generally speaking, the worst?
It's attorneys like Thomas P. Lowe whose behavior inspires such
quips. Ya see, old Tommy boy had an affair with the client he
was representing in a divorce case, then decided to bill her for
the time they spent in bed together. He was able to screw her
over twice and get paid for it. If I weren't so disgusted by the
guy, I'd give him a high-five for his ingenuity.  Here's how it
all went down.  Lowe had known his client for many years and she
came to him about pursuing a divorce from her husband. After a
phone conversation (presumably a lawyer-y one) in which he asked
about his client's sexual relationship with her husband, Lowe
followed it up with an inquiry (decidedly not a lawyer-y one)
about whether or not she'd like to have sex with him.  A month
later, one thing led to another and they began the affair. It
lasted for a few months until the client noticed she was being
billed for