How to Poop at WorkS  It's a sad inevitability. No matter how
hard you try, how accurately you plan, how much you control what
you eat, it's going to happen at some point: you will have to
poop at work. It's where the biological meets the professional
and it's always, pardon the expression, a shit show. Let's try
to make it easier, shall we?  As the children's book tells us,
everyone poops, and everyone has to work, but while we have to
work together it doesn't mean we have to poop together, or at
least acknowledge that we are all pooping in the same place.
It's the great unspoken occurrence of the workplace (unless your
office has some crazy rogue nasty pooper or something). So, here
are some easy rules to follow so you can drop the deuce without
ruining your professional reputation.  Know the Topography
Every office is different in how the toilets are set up, so you
have to know the positives and negatives of each set up. If your
office has one-man units that's good in terms of privacy but
it's hard to esc