Written by Monkey Woods  Print this  Thursday, 25 January 2007
A second disaster off the Devon coast has emerged after another
cargo ship, the MSC Grand Wizard, ran aground on rocks.  The
vessel, carrying 43,000 immigrants "back to wherever they came
from", was only 45 minutes out of port when the crew felt, what
they described as, "an enormous bump". Initially, they thought
they had drifted onto an unknown sandbank, but quickly realised
that it was only ship's captain Jade Goody who had jumped into
her bath.  This, however, caused the vessel to list badly, and a
collision with the jagged coastline was inevitable. The crew
were airlifted to safety, but, in keeping with maritime custom,
Captain Goody went down with the sinking ship.  Unfortunately,
due to her enormous bulk, she resurfaced ten minutes later
causing a global tsunami.  When the wave had passed, onlookers
noticed a huge oil slick measuring 14 miles by 12 miles, that is
thought to have been caused when Goody entered the water.
Environment Agency