I'd like to submit a fantasy of mine that actually came true.
For years I've fantasized that I was in a room full of naked
young men who were embarrassed to be found in this condition. In
my dream, they were frantically covering themselves with their
hands and crouching down to avoid showing their protruding
equipment. This dream has given me some of my most enjoyable
moments. Recently it happened in real life.  My niece's college
has an annual mother-daughter gathering each fall. Since her
mother is deceased, my niece invited me to join her for the day.
As my niece later told me, it's traditional for the men on
campus to somehow disrupt this get-together. In the past,
balloons full of water were thrown through the windows and other
fraternity-type pranks were pulled. This year was different.  As
the crowd of women assembled in the student lounge, four naked
young men wearing ski masks came streaking through the room, and
then headed for an exit on the opposite side. Unfortunately for
them, that door was lo