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navigation, search Frosty the snowman, also known as the 'Undark
Prince'  Pronounced White-ism, and also known as albinoism,
whitism is the latest religion to hit the misguided public.
Whitism involves making several changes to the whiteys lifestyle
and appearance, the main feature having skin so white it would
make vanish oxy action ashamed.  If you see anyone with the
following characteristics, they could well be a whitey:    •
Having white skin   • Blond hair to match the white skin   •
They do some M.C.ing because they cannot rap   • Daily
worshipping sessions to frosty the snowman, the whitest of the
white  Do not be alarmed if you see a whitey, there are things
you can do.  edit What to do if your child is a whitey  "I want
to be just like frosty the snowman when I grow up" - An innocent
victim of the whitism cult  Try and break their beliefs. Most
albinos believe that frosty the snowman created earth and that
he is omnipotent. You can crush thi