Thursday, March 5, 2009  Things a Mother Says..  "I was soo
worried you wouldnt come back!!!" in response to your almost 3
year old yells "I COMING MOM" As he runs back from shutting his
bedroom door, so his little brother doesnt "mess his room" to
finish eating the rest of YOUR popsicle.  "I SAID dont drink
that! It isnt a beer its a CANDLE!!!" As the same almost 3 year
old "sips" moms mini beer mug shaped ( with foam) candle from
her sorority days.  " Daddy does NOT need another beer Andy, you
keep the beer to yourself!!!" ( as 3 year old pretends to serve
daddy a beer bottle ( plastic, made for children, supposed to be
juice) from "his kitchen" yes..he called it "dads beer"..
lovely.)  "Get your hands OUT of the potty"  "You push your
brother GENTLY!!!"  "Dont you touch that, that's HIS peepee!!!!
You have your own!!!"  "Stop it!!"   "I am SOOO excited for your
monster turd!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  "Stop blowing on the cat!"
"Thank you for telling Ryan your sorry that you hate him.." (hit
comes out HATE som