Captain Morgan&#39;s Pirate Ship Found  A team of U.S.
archeologists believe they've found parts of the long-lost
pirate ship of Captain Henry Morgan—that's Admiral Sir Henry
Morgan to you, scallawag—down in Panama, which is where I, for
one, suspected it was located all along.  Included among the
wreckage was part of the hull of one of Morgan's wooden ships,
some boxes and chests, some barnacles, and copies of 18,000
academic journal articles... Oh, wait, sorry, no articles—that
was a different pirate. Anyway, the boat and boxes and junk all
date back to the 17th century, when Morgan was privateering for
England and trying to take over parts of Panama on her behalf.
So what's inside those boxes, do you think? For marketing
synergy reasons, the rum company Captain Morgan USA hopes
there's some kinda liquor in them. Captain Morgan's opinion
matters because when the archeologists' funding ran out, the
company gave 'em a few bucks to finish their work. And where
were these researchers from, that they couldn't o