Perfectly Upside-Down  by wootbot  Poor Boco  2nd Place in Derby
#317: Pockets PLUS bonus IRL Derby, with 266 votes!  Ma, you
been messin' with my shirts again?  "Aww, Tony! I was just
trying to help! Jeez, you go off spelunking and then come home
and leave your dirty clothes on the floor the bathroom. I
thought, hey, I'll throw 'em in a load of laundry, so they're
not here stinkin' up the whole house!"  Ma, let me live my life!
"You call this a life, Tony? No job! No girlfriend! Still livin'
with your momma! Ain't got no ambitions! Just Comin' home from
those smelly caves with spider webs in ya hair! Bats nesting in
your pockets! That ain't a life, Tony! I tell ya, many a mother
woulda kicked you out MONTHS ago! You should be grateful for my
generosity!"  Ugh! Just, tell me you didn't throw away my bat,
Ma!  "Your bat? YOUR bat?! Pfft! We know what would've happened
with that! Everything would be well and good for about a week -
A SINGLE WEEK! - and then, you'd get bored, you'd forget about
it, and who take