Sunday, May 18, 2008  Advice to Men Everyone - Get Married Near
a Golf Resort  With all the stuff that happened in the golf
world - Lorena Ochoa beat Annika Sorenstam, some guy named Ryuji
Imada won the PGA Tour event - that it was sad I was tied up in
a middle-of-nowhere golf resort in south Texas for a wedding and
golf extravaganza.  If you're a guy and you aren't thinking of
having all your guy friends stay at the golf resort area near
the wedding, you really need to rethink how hard the lady in
your life wears the pants. This weekend was probably the best
idea one of my buddies has ever had, having a golf course in
Boerne, Texas at a place called Tapatio Springs that has 27
holes, with all three nine holes being completely different (one
is target golf, one is more risk-reward with three par-5s and a
drivable par-4 and the last is a traditional country club-style
layout).  Anyway, I've decided that if you're hosting a wedding
it's a must to have a golf resort within fives miles of the
wedding destination.