This One&#39;s Optimistic  Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitcher Scott
Kazmir thinks that through gut, determination, and a few plane
crashes involving about 10 other American League teams, his team
has a shot at the postseason.  "What's possible? Play in
October, that's possible," ace Scott Kazmir said. "That is
possible. That's what I got out of Joe Maddon talking to us, and
talking to all of my teammates, it's not something that's
impossible. We have what it takes to win here."  Indeed. Time
travel? Yeah, that's possible. How else could I be posting
things six hours in advance? But, yeah, Scott, not even my
mastery of quantum physics could get the Rays to the playoffs.
And you all made the fatal mistake of letting Elijah Dukes go.
You are of less than no interest to me now. Be gone!