Cops Scramble Helicopters and Tranquilizer Teams to Take Down
Stuffed Tiger  GOOD GOD MAN, RUN. RUN QUICKLY! SAVE YOURSELVES,
THERE'S A VICIOUS BEAST PROWLING. CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE ZOO!
CALL—Wait, what? What'd you say? It's just a stupid stuffed
animal? Aw crap.  If that's how you would've reacted to the
sight of that big ol' stuffed kitty up there, congratulations!
You share much in common with the could people of Hampshire, UK,
whose police force scrambled a helicopter with thermal imaging
cameras and a tranquilizer team from the local zoo when the big
cat was discovered near a cricket ground and golf course.  Two
particularly remarkable takeaways here. First, the police didn't
realize it was a fake until it was blown over by the downdraft
of the helicopter. Second, British people haven't lost that dry
WWII resilience:  Tony Middleton, Hampshire Cricket Academy
director, added: "Rumours came round that there was a tiger on
the golf course and we just carried on playing until a policeman
came over and t