7 Asinine Things About Society  1) Absurdly Difficult Word
Verification Graphics There’s just no need for this to exceed a
certain level of difficulty.  Spam robots aren’t that good.
 There are plenty of easy word verifications out there, so we
know they don’t need to be impossible. 2) Waiters Reciting
Specials Out Loud This is one of those situations, like wine
bottles continuing to use corks instead of twist tops, where
progress has ground to a halt because there’s a fear of being
perceived as tacky if an idiotic system is improved upon.
 Everyone would be happier if specials (and their prices) were
printed on a sheet of paper:  Customers could actually examine
the specials and decide intelligently about them, waiters
wouldn’t have to memorize 800-word descriptions each night, and
the restaurant would end up selling more specials (which are
usually on the pricier side). 3) The Door Close Button on
Elevators Are we all totally clear that this button has no
function?  Not like, “Oh the door close button is ki