Bruces - Monty Python  song a/k/a "Bruces' Philosophers Song
(Bruces' Song)" song written by Eric Idle transcriber unknown
minor corrections: Dave Smith; Fri Apr 8 05:12:54 1994  One:
G'day, Bruce! Two: Oh, Hello Bruce! One: How are you Bruce? Two:
A bit crook'd, Bruce. One: Where's Bruce? Two: He's not 'ere,
Bruce. One: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce. Two: Hot enough to
boil a monkey's bum! One: That's a strange expression, Bruce.
Two: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot
enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said
and she smiled quietly to herself. One: She's a good Shiela,
Bruce, and not at all stuck up. Three: Here! Here's the boss-
fellow now! 'Ow are you, Bruce? One: G'day Bruce! Two: Bruce.
Three: Hello Bruce. One: Bruce. Two: 'Ow are you, Bruce? Three:
G'day Bruce. Four: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce a chap from
Pommey Land who is joinin' us this year here in the philosophy
department at the University of Woolloomoolloo. Bruces: G'day!
M.B. Hello. Four: Michael