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navigation, search  GMT. Three letters that curl the toes of
terror in the socks of spinelessness. The socks, themselves,
reside in the shoes of cowardice. The toes, being in the socks,
reside in the shoes, too. Also, other parts of the feet, or in
rare cases, feets.  William james William "William" James, whose
contributions to Moonian society is legendary. Sadly, he had
little to do with GMT[1].  "But what is GMT." people ask,
forgetting that a question mark at the end, or “rump", of a
sentence indicates a question, or "Whaaa?", of some kind. The
common period, or "dot", generally indicates a statement, or in
some cases, specifically indicates a statement. Redundancy is
the period's best friend. Redundancy is as well. The period's
dog places a distance second, thanks to its unseemly habit of
eating the period's slippers. Not slippers of cowardice, as
those only come in shoe rather than slipper form, but slippers
of destiny, which is a great story in