Max Ostrovski's Guide to Losing Journalistic Credibility  From
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navigation, search  So you want to lose your credibility, huh? I
have no idea why you'd want to, but you obviously do if you're
here, so don't stop reading until you reach the end. If you
don't, your IP addess will be recorded and you will become a
candidate for speedy decapitation.  edit So How Do I Get
Started?   These guys read my article  First, you might just
want to start off slow. Write an article on something that
didn't happen. Misquote a celebrity. Whatever. Don't just dive
into it or you might find a brick or pipebomb flying through
your window and onto your living room floor. This is especially
embarrassing if you have guests over.  After your little "goof",
start climbing your way down the credibility ladder. As your
reputation grows as a journalistic hack, go right ahead and
employ the following tactics to secure your status as a source
of up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.  ed