Crazy Knife Lady Attack Jazzes Up Astor Trial  Jury duty for the
Brooke Astor trial is hell: since April, they've had to stare at
her thieving son's face and endure testimony from Graydon Carter
and Henry Kissinger. Now random subway crazies are attacking the
jury, with knives.  The forewoman of this jury deserves a raise:
As several jurors were riding the subway together after court on
Thursday, a knife-wielding woman attacked the forewoman; one of
the alternate jurors came to the rescue and helped apprehend the
attacker  If only they were able to pimp this story out a little
more, we could have a new subway hero on our hands! But as it
is, it just reinforces what your civics teacher always told you:
Carry a knife to jury duty, every day. [Pic via]