Help This Guy Who Went To Riot Fest Find His Missed Connection
By Dan Ozzi   If you’d like to see some hilarious, weird, and
often incredibly creepy uses of Craigslist, read the Missed
Connections from any music festival. It’s a remarkable
sociological examination of how music can influence people to
interact in public settings. In other words, you can laugh at
people trying to get their fuck on. This year, Riot Fest hit
Chicago, Toronto, and Denver and the corresponding Missed
Connections did not disappoint. There were tons of them.  There
was the guy trying to find a sexy mom:  You were standing with
your son for Blink-182. You had a tight black Blink182 shirt on,
and your boobs were so big.  This bipolar guy looking for a
violent Pixies fan:  You punched me in my arm while I was
waiting for Pixies to start playing and then acted like it
didn't happen. I came back to confront you and you said 'sorry
honey, I thought you were someone else" If I see you again, I
will probaly punch you in the face, you dumb c