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navigation, search  12 October 2006  A distraught BPG member
LONDON, England -- Pigeons? Surely you must consider them
vermin? But the government do not. Bony Tlair and his family,
Boney M, have passed a law against the killing or licking of
pigeons. This has endangered the livelihoods of pigeon lickers,
game hunters and psychopaths everywhere.  A Trafalgar Square
regular Richard Nias, who is a member of the Black Pigeon Gang
(BPG), commented on the distress this has caused in the
community. "Pigeon lickers rely on people paying us to lick
dirty mangy creatures such as inner city foxes and pigeons.
Foxes are bloody hard to catch and now that pigeons are
protected there is very little work coming in. The gang is
divided now with the sparrow licking vote coming up. I just
don't know where to go from here!"  Trafalgar Square is no
longer the place of joy it once was with a definite lack of
soggy or dead pi