December 17, 2009  I Saw Your Uncle Play Basketball Last Night
Your uncle is insane, man. I was at the gym last night and he
showed up and he was angry. I don't even know what about; for
all I know, someone drank all the coffee down at the post office
before he had a chance to get a cup. I just know he was mad.
You know how your uncle gets when he's mad, right? He gets that
crazy look in his eye like he doesn't want to hurt you, but if
he does hurt you, tough break. He had that look all night. Every
time he got the ball his face would screw up and he'd basically
just try and run in to everybody. It was a little scary.  Oh,
thanks for mentioning that he'd lost so much hair. It's been a
while since I've seen your uncle, and if you hadn't given me the
heads-up, I wouldn't have realized it was him. He's lost A LOT
of hair. Like, a significant portion of it. Any idea why he
doesn't just cut his hair short? Like Bruce Willis it. Seems
like that'd be a better move. I wasn't going to say anything
though. I didn't w