It’s Over: Stop Pretending to be Surprised in Your Selfies
Selfies are dumb. They really are. Every time you take a photo
of yourself, it’s stupid. I know for a fact, because I’ve taken
pictures of myself. They always look dumb. The reason selfies
look so dumb is because you can’t really take a decent photo of
a person at sub-arm’s length.  But whatever, right? Everyone
takes pictures of themselves now, so it’s not really that big of
a deal. Yes, 100% of all selfies ever taken are terrible. But
they’re here to stay. So as awful as literally every single
selfie is, there is an increasingly large subset of selfies that
are even more terrible. Those are the “candid” selfie.
Somewhere along the way, in the early days of selfism, someone
looked at the photo they had just taken of themselves and
thought “That looks shitty!” Rather than delete, they tried to
improve upon it. It’s too obvious that a selfie is a selfie, and
really, selfies are narcissistic as fuck. Who wants to look
self-absorbed? Nobody! So this cr