Case Number 15639   Reviewed by Judge Clark Douglas // February
6th, 2009  The Charge  What would you do to get out of debt?
Opening Statement  "I'm a guy. You give me two popsicle sticks
and a rubber band and I'll find a way to f -- -- it like a
filthy MacGyver!"  Facts of the Case  Zack (Seth Rogen, Knocked
Up) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks, Meet Dave) live together. Oh,
they're not a couple. No, they just live in the same apartment,
sharing the rent and the bills. They're best friends, and
they've known each other since first grade. Times have been kind
of hard lately (mostly due to some rather irresponsible
financial decisions), and the bills are piling up. Before long,
the water is turned off, the lights go out, and it seems like
Zack and Miri might just wind up losing their apartment. In a
rare moment of inspiration, Zack comes up with an idea: what if
he and Miri starred in a porno film? Surely they could make
enough money to pay the bills and the rent, right? After some
initial hesitation, the pair jump