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questions:  » The Onosecond  On the Free Bus! Y'know these bendy
buses, right? More commonly known to me and my social circle as
'the Free Bus' (as it is grotesquely easy to bunk). Well, after
a fairly drunken night in central London, my friend, my
girlfriend and I were making our way home. Now, the immediate
consequences of travelling on the Free Bus are that the lowest
strata of society travel too, a whole new league to the general
bus weirdos.  So, there we were, when a group of loudmouth
cockney harridan slags got on, and literally belted out their
inane 'conversation' for the entire length, girth and width of
the bus to hear. A bus full of drunk and tired people just
wanting to get home.  I, being the wrong side of 6 or 7 pints,
and fired up in joker mode due to the missus' presence, decided
to imitate their harpie-like shreech, and I intended to yelp out
"Shut the fuck up, innit!", ju