Watch Who's Putting The Arms In Your Aston Martin  It's hard to
imagine there's a lucrative business in making fake plastic for
faulty accelerator pedal arms in Aston Martins, but it appears
we've been proven wrong.  No one has been injured from these
subpar plastic pieces, but it has thrown a major(ish) automakers
for a loop. And aside from how absurd this recall sounds,
there's a serious issue about how one little player making a
tiny part can create some hysteria.  Mailbox Cancer sees that
bigger problem:   Counterfeit plastic?  You're telling me that
the Chinese figured out a way to craft a material that mimics
the characteristics of plastic but is in-fact AN IMPOSTOR
MATERIAL? What in the hell could it possibly BE?  Glued-together
sawdust? Nope, that's MDF.  Wheat, dairy product, and protein
whipped and molded into a hard shape? Nope, that's over-done
pancakes.  Solidified plant protein poured into a biodegradable
shape? Nope, those are the straws that you put in your bottle of
Coke that mysteriously dis