high school I had just realized that I was probably on a date
when he told me that he had naked pictures of me from when I was
a teenager. I bind you, Nancy. I bind you from sending me wiener
pics on Twitter. The first thing you probably want to know is,
Hey, Julieanne, why do you have a penis enlarger? Well, I have a
question for you: why do you NOT have a penis enlarger?