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navigation, search  17 April 2010  Wikipedia Vandalism Jimmy
Wales described all the vandalism as "humbling".  WIKIMEDIA,
Internets -- The Wikimedia Foundation hit a major milestone
yesterday when all Wikimedia projects combined had a total sum
of one billion vandalisms. The exact amount of vandalism was
determined by a complicated system of bots that send the
information to be recorded and then numbered on what is known as
the "Dickhead Counter". The precise one billionth vandalism was
an edit to the French Wikipedia article on Jean de la Fontaine,
in which the entire page was replaced with "Le grand nez du poèt
te fera le rire fort !". (Loosely translated: "LOL BIG NOSE!")
To celebrate the occasion, that staff at Wikimedia's
Headquarters in San Francisco held a huge party last night.
Wikimedia co-founder Jimmy Wales was there to give a special
toast:  Cquote1 Nearly a decade ago, I, and only I - abs