Do You Have A Weird Pizza Eating Habit?   [Photograph: J. Kenji
Lopez-Alt]  My wife is charming in many ways. One of them is her
habit of leaving her favorite bit of a meal until the very end.
This is particularly charming to me because it means that long
after the two strips of bacon have made the short journey from
my plate to my belly, there are still two perfectly good strips
sitting on the other side of the table. I usually spend the
second half of brunch honing my already top-notch distracting
skills while attempting to liberate her bacon strips from the
cruel fate of going cold before being consumed.  My wife also
has this odd theory about circular foods, which is this: The
center is always the best part.  Sometimes you don't notice how
this affects her eating habits. She eats a peach or sucks a
lollypop from the outside in, just like any normal person does.
Hamburgers are a bit strange. She starts by taking a bite just
like you or me. But she'll continue biting around the edge in
concentric circles un