Every four years, Iowa transforms from an inconspicuous little
rural state into a veritable clusterfuck of egomaniacal
presidential candidates and predatory media types. Generally a
shy, unassuming people, Iowans regard the hubbub with a mix of
bemusement and awkward hesitancy. They're more familiar with the
fertilizing qualities of hog crap than with the squalid contents
of political bullshit. Also, their pale skin tends to burn...
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