Written by Katarina Frogpond2  Print this  Wednesday, 3 August
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If there isn't any cake then its not a real tea party.  Friends
of Gordon Ramsay have said that he has been left traumatised by
reports that Sarah Palin is planning to host a Tea Party in a
very non traditional way.  Sarah's Tea Party will be a very
minimalist affair with no scones, no butter and definitely no
jam. In fact, reports have suggested that there is nothing nice
about Sarah's Tea Party at all, and guests have been advised to
take their own sandwiches if they don't want to starve.
Gordon's friend Kier said "A Tea Party is the most caring
sharing part of the day. You invite all your friends around to
your garden and then they all eat lots of lovely food in a happy
communal way."  But Sarah doesn't believe in communal sharing.
She believes in "every man for himself" and one of her friends
was heard to say, "If you want a cake, bake it yourself. We're
in the business of Govern