'Shark Night' Review: Almost the Worst of the Year  When movies
aren’t shown to critics in advance, there’s usually a reason. A
possible explanation is that a movie is so awful that the studio
behind it believes that critics will only say terrible things
about it. That seems to be the case for the movie "Shark Night
3D," which unsuccessfully tries the replicate the formula of
"Piranha 3D." When I saw "Shark Night" recently, I thought it
was the worst movie of 2011 but after watching the horrendous
new film "Creature," I've changed my mind. "Shark Night" is now
the second worst movie of the year.  [youtube nDmLLGTQlXY
nolink]   The first scene of "Shark Night" tries to replicate
the memorable “Jaws” opening. However, unlike that classic shark
movie, “Shark Night” has the subtlety of a man hitting a board
over your head. It completely lacks suspense and excitement.
While “Jaws” was imaginative and exciting in its first scene,
“Night” is underwhelming and tiresome.  As the story gets
underway, a young woman name