Wesleyan is a fancy university in the élite Northeast. It is so
fancy, the school used its power to create a law prohibiting
fast-food restaurants from coexisting on campus—such a
combination is looked down upon as something, say, a Middlebury
student might enjoy. So, when Wesleyan-born rap duo Das Racist
graduated and moved to Brooklyn, they were so shocked by a store
that contained both a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell, they were
forced to write this rap song about it and then sing it into
YouTube.  Yes, a store selling two kinds of fast food is
impressive, but what about a store selling more than two? In
downtown Brooklyn, you can find such a grease temple. Look
closely, and you’ll notice a KFC, a Nathan’s, the Canadian Tim
Hortons, and a Pizza Hut, all under one roof.   Walk four steps
inside, and it is soon apparent that after you finish your
coffee, donuts, and chicken hot-dog pizza, you can wash it down
with some Häagen-Dazs and perhaps one or two more hot dogs.
(Those in the know will tell you that even