Alabama's win over Georgia in the SEC title game has set up a
national-championship matchup for the ages. Associated Press
Here's how I feel about Alabama playing Notre Dame for the
national college football championship:  You're dining at a
restaurant—a pretty good restaurant—and you've had the bread and
the fancy olives and the beet salad (again!), and the lamb chops
were tasty and substantial, and there were also a few handfuls
of sweet-potato fries off of somebody else's plate, and you know
you should call it a night, when the waiter appears at the table
and asks, calmly but firmly, if anyone would care for dessert.
And before you have time to say no, the waiter is ticking off
the establishment's desserts, the last of which is an
astonishing confection called The Sinful Devil's Deep-Fried
Doughnut Straight-to-Rehab Sugar Bender. And The Sinful Devil's
Deep-Fried Doughnut Straight-to-Rehab Sugar Bender is something
in which handmade doughnuts are deep-fried by sugar elves in a
sugar barrel, then wrapped i