You might know that Tom Hanks has a gangsta-rapping son at
Northwestern University who goes by the name Chet Haze. How did
someone so white bread as Tom Hanks produce a kid like Chet
Haze? He offered a possible explanation on the Ellen DeGeneres
Show today.  Apparently the Hanks family motto is "give up da
funk; tear da roof off the house," and Tom says he instructs his
children every night before bedtime to do just that. Looks like
Chet is finally doing exactly what his father told him to do.
Those Hankses get fun-kay!