  SuperWoman Takes to Her Bed, Volume 3  February 16, 2012
Yesterday, SuperWoman had the misfortune to wake up with a
stomach bug. It seems Valentine’s Day gave her a virus. And it
had nothing to do with love.  Yes, even superheroes get sick.
Superwoman spent 36 hours in bed, with brief bouts in the
bathroom, hugging the toilet bowl, worrying about germs the
menfolk may have left.  So, should you come down with this
wicked virus, here is SuperWoman’s advice to you.  1. Invest in
a good mattress.  You may not realize this until you are stuck
in your bed all day. SuperWoman has made many mistakes buying
mattresses. First, she bought just a mattress and used it with
an old boxspring. (Bad idea. This was before the internet was
easily available in her apartment. Nowadays, she would have
researched that shit.) Next, feeling guilty about the horrible
mattress/old boxspring situation, she bought a cheap mattress
and boxspring. (Stupid, stupid.) Now she is stuck with the  damn
thing, and so are her aching back and t