view counter  The Big Wedding  I saw this movie, so you don’t
have to  An all-star cast can’t stop the disaster that is The
Big Wedding. <<© Millennium Films>>  The Big Wedding is a
special romantic comedy. It is a movie so vapid, so devoid of
genuine emotion and so mind-numbingly dull that it is, in
actuality, an achievement in bad filmmaking. After a few minutes
of this dreck, you begin to wonder whether or not this movie is
in fact some elaborate prank. It must be acknowledged that
writer/director Justin Zackham (Going Greek) has accomplished
the impossible: he’s found a way to fracture time, making this
90-minute film feel like it stretches into infinity.     The
story follows Don (Robert De Niro: Silver Linings Playbook) and
Ellie (Diane Keaton: Darling Companion), a divorced couple
reuniting for the wedding of their adopted son Alejandro (Ben
Barnes: The Words). Don and Ellie parted ways when Don began
cheating on Ellie with her best friend Bebe (Susan Sarandon:
Snitch).     Already tense, the situation