We Know Who Drove Charlie Sheen&#39;s Car Off a CliffS  Last
night Hollywood's disgraceful frat boy older brother Charlie
Sheen called the cops to say his Mercedes was stolen. At the
same time, it's On-Star device called the po-po to say the car
was wrecked. Only we know what happened.  It was found at the
bottom of a cliff near his house in Sherman Oaks. No one was in
the car and there was no evidence of anyone in the area nearby.
Police are investigating, but it appears to be a mystery. In a
Gawker exclusive, we have an inside source who has identified
the person who stole the car. It was Toonces, the cat who can
drive a car! We have notified local authorities and arrests are
expected at any moment.  [Image via Getty]