Seven Ways To Improve The Modern AutomobileS  Time for your
Tuesday edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's
stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering survival
floats, AIDS bandits, road signs, pillow talk, t-shirt tags, and
more.  There was a violent thunderstorm here on Sunday. It
knocked out our power for two days. I was with my kid at some
local pool when the clouds started to gather. Suddenly, the
thunder rolled and the lifeguard ordered everyone out of the
pool. The wind started whipping up like fucking crazy, blowing
trees sideways and shit. Everyone was booking for their cars to
avoid the oncoming downpour, and I grabbed my kid to do the
same. And the wind just got faster and shit started to fall down
around us and I grabbed my kid's hand and sprinted with her to
the car. And I swear, it was fucking AWESOME. I totally felt
like we were fleeing from an alien attack. I looked up to the
swirling clouds in the sky and tried willing a mile-long saucer
ship to suddenly appear, but it neve