You are Lord Humongous: Design Your Death Mobile  Yeah, we'll
stick with movie themes, why not? Today's Question comes from
none other than... Tocsin? Sure, Tocsin. Here's what he asks:
The year is 2013 and civilization as we know it is dead, you've
got a mild bit of radiation poisoning from wandering the
wastelands and beating off packs of mutant wild dogs with a
tyre-iron, your fingertips are scabbed, you've got lots of
imagination, limited resources and the auto mobile of your post-
apocalyptic choice. Now, how are you going to modify said auto
so that you'll have some proper credibility with all the other
wasteland bandits? (And remember, you're probably going to have
to do battle against a road-train tanker with a bloke in a
leather jacket driving it to get yourself some petrol, so this
thing has to be fighting fit too.) Right. Lord Humongous, design
thy death-mobile! For the record, we love this Question. And
Vernon Wells is God. Now, go!