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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up
together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in
order to get into heaven, they would each have to answer one
question.  St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was
the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just
made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That
would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let her through the gate.  St.
Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring heaven didn’t
REALLY need all the odors this guy would bring with him, decided
to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on
the ship?” But the trash man had just seen the movie, too, and
he answered, “about 1,500.”  “That’s right! You may enter,” said
Peter.  Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, “Name
them.”     You Might Also Like...