Madonna wants that kid  April 13th, 2009 // 42 Comments  Madonna
is still determined to get her claws on a four-year-old Malawian
girl, Mercy, and has resorted to her most devious form of
sorcery: E-mail. Us Magazine reports:  “I want to provide Mercy
with a home, a loving family environment and the best education
and healthcare possible,” she e-mailed Malawi’s Nation newspaper
in response to its questions. “And it’s my hope that she, like
David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of
their country.”  Madonna has also promised to not leave the
Necronomicon out on the coffee table which adoption officials
say “is a step in the right direction” but there’s still “deep
concern about the three-headed dog issue.”    1. Madonna
FIRST to say eat my withered gray steel-wool pubed pussy, you
fucking losers.    2. monty      she old    3. dirk      Take
the Adoption fee and buy a million rubbers for the Africans who
can’t feed the kids they keep popping out. Jesus H! Let’s see
here. I have no food. I