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navigation, search Some cooks label their pies, for clarity. “♪♪
It's a wonderful day for pie... ♪♪ ” ~ Family Guy's Peter
Griffin on pie “♪♪ What do I think of the pie? What do I think
of the pie?... ♪♪ ” ~ Homer Simpson on pie “It is meet and
right”  Pie is food in its most perfect form, and combines all
four food groups: Sugar, grease, starch, and crunchy. Those who
believe that pie is unhealthy are mistaken. Pie is available in
many sizes, from family size (or snack size to the average
American) to those little pies at the check-out line. Nobody
makes better pie than Mom.[1]  The filling in the pie is usually
fruit, but it is sometimes pumpkin and rhubarb; there are also
meat pies, where the filling could in theory be anything, so
watch out.[2] It could be four-and-twenty blackbirds;[3] you
just don't know.  Another notorious filling of a meat pie that
you don't want to eat is best dramatized by Sweeney Todd, a play
made into a musical made into a