A Collection/Memoria/Excuse.   Posts tagged with "Thoughts"  May
1  The only taken bartender.  A few nights ago I went with a few
of my fellow co-workers to roadhouse in Covent garden. Now for
those of you who don’t know roadhouse I’ll summarize it in 5
words: drunk and horny girls galore.  On this particular night
there were a few girls I was serving in my bar when I got there.
Not traditional shoes, but if you squint, maybe.  Then I have
one of them come on to me, one of the twins. I have no adquate
reason as to why, but this is drunk girl logic. I tell her I
have a girlfriend. This means very little to her and she
proceeds to attempt to ‘seduce’ me. If you would call slut
dropping then stumbling for the next 3-5 seconds appealing. Then
her twin (yes, twins) begins to get in on the act, significantly
more drunk than the first twin by the by. And begins forcibly
taking my hand and making me dance with the pair of them.  No
matter how many high fives, looks of genuine envy and rage the
other males in the area