Royal Wedding &#39;Too Boring&#39; for AmericaS  Just when
America's stricken media industry thought it finally caught a
windfall in royal wedding hoopla—Collector's edition magazines!
Bridezilla-bait TV specials! Ads for Rogaine!Page Six reports
this:    Hasn't the media suffered enough already? How dare
these inbred jerks wed without a single mental breakdown or
sexting scandal between them! England, we will give back Piers
Morgan, Skins, and Delaware if you can produce even one juicy
tidbit from this mindnumblingly bland regal affair. (Sneak
laxatives into the royal fruitcake, maybe?) You're the nation
that produced Shakespeare and Amy Winehouse. We expect more
engaging entertainment from you. [P6, photo via Getty Images]