Episode Report Card Jessica: D+ | Grade It Now! Nothing
Important Happened Today, Part II  Just so you know, this
episode finished fourth in its time slot. It got The X-Files's
lowest ratings since the show moved to Sundays, five years ago.
There's a reason for that, you know. "Yeah, the reason is that
the show blows without me," the Mulder action figure mutters
from his spot on my right shoulder. (He likes to read the recaps
as I type them. Occasionally, he corrects my spelling.) "Are you
saying I'm not enough?" the Scully action figure yells at him
from across the room. "I never said that!" the Mulder hollers
back. "Whatever, you deadbeat," the Scully mutters under her
breath. I'm sorry, action figure 'shippers; things are pretty
awkward between the Mulder and the Scully. Although it turns out
that the Mulder actually was only helping my Britney Spears doll
with her yoga -- as he proved by demonstrating to all of us that
her red leather catsuit doesn't actually come off -- things
remain strained and strange