JB Smoove   JB Smoove Trivia     • Trivia      • JB Smoove was a
writer for Saturday Night Live for 60 episodes, beginning in the
year 2003 and ending in 2007.    • Quotes      • JB Smoove:
(When asked what he is doing to conquer the world) I'm just
doing little teeny things, just laying a foundation. See, people
don't understand you got to lay the foundation early. You got to
start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the
world. Right now, I'm trying to keep Visa and MasterCard off my
back. You need to get those things taken care of, like keeping
the trash emptied and keeping your clothes and laundry clean.
You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full
of dirty clothes. That's the one thing I think people overlook,
all the time, is filthy, dirty boxers.      • JB Smoove:
(Answering the question 'Would you do whatever it takes to win a
political election?') Hell yeah!!! These cats will do anything
to win! If I was running I'd do damn near what I gotta do to win
that damn elect