THIS IS A SLASH STORY. Slash? Oh, slash! Yes, slash! Am I sure
it's slash? Yes, it's slash! Slash…slashiness! Slash slash
slash.  A/N: For you reviews who ignored that, this story is
SLASH. It appears that someone didn't understand that in the
summary last chapter, so I'll say it again…THIS IS SLASH. Mmkay?
Thanks for all the wonderful reviews, guys! Look, I even wrote
the next chapter already!  Disclaimer: I'm merely drowning in
the ocean that is Harry Potter.  Feedback: Yes, please. ^___^
(Note: THIS IS SLASH!)  Apple Pie: Yummmm…^________^ (I really
like apple pie…hm…nummy…)  "Wake up, pet."  I hate the nickname
"pet". Seriously. If I had a spell cast on me that I'd have my
eyeballs gouged and my skin burned off by sulfuric acid if
someone did not call me "pet" for the rest of my life, I'd opt
for the former. He's so inconsiderate sometimes; I haven't
called him Wonder-Boy, since…Well, since last night, but that's
beside the point. I hate that nickname.  And there was no way in
HELL I was going to get up a