Deal Divas   Alice in Wonderland accessory shopping makes us
late for tea    White rabbit clock SOME people get the creeps
from the previews for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, but I
get nothing but GLEE. GLEE, I tell you. Every time the White
Rabbit yells, "You're late for tea!" and then hurls his cup at
the screen, I devolve into preschool giggles followed by a
chorus of "Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay." I love the freakish
decadence of all things Carrollian (Burtonian?), and I can't
wait to see it with a frosty $25 Diet Coke in hand.   I would
also reallyreallyreally love this necklace by designer Tom
Binns, who created a high-end Alice in Wonderland line for
Disney Couture (seriously, that exists). It's a cross between
Salvador Dali and the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, and it makes me
happy. Unforch, it's $74.95, and I need to buy contact lenses
and groceries this month, not to mention that movie theater Diet
Coke. (RELATED: Mac and cheese was 49 cents at Publix the other
day, guys! Time to stock up.)  Anyway, I