The 22 Most Embarrassing Pages Of The 1990 J.C. Penney
Christmas Catalog  Turtlenecks and Tiny Toons pajamas for all!
The year was 1990. It would be an epic time for the children and
husbands whose mothers shopped at J.C. Penney. For within these
pages, the makings of future embarrassing photos could be found.
1. Acid-wash overalls. I can’t even.  2. Remember when you and
your doll had sleeves the size of giant muscles?  3. Jammin’ to
that Walkman.  4. Are we sure the boy in the blazer isn’t
actually 35?  5. Here’s your requisite “handsome male in mom
jeans with a puppy” shot.  6. She sips cocoa, stands awkwardly,
and does it all in pastels.  7. Oh gosh, remember Tiny Toons?
8. In the early ’90s, teenage boys were really into emulating
office watercooler chat.  9. Cool fanny pack, bro.  10. OK,
those Beetlejuice pajamas are in fact AWESOME.  11. Hulk Hogan
sleepwear ranks fairly high on the embarrassment scale. But Tiny
Toons onesies score even higher.  12. Soooo shiny! Bet you can
buy these metallic dress