Happiness Is Not Just Getting Laid, It's Getting the MOST LaidS
Move over big houses, evenly distributed fake tans, gleaming
clavicles, and whatever other thing you were chasing as proof of
your bona fides of having enviably arrived. A new study says all
you need is love. Well, sex. OK technically all you need is more
sex than everyone you know.  Tim Wadsworth, a name which kills
me because you know, wads and the shooting of them, but, heh,
not distracted: Tim Wadsworth is an associate professor of
sociology at the University of Colorado Boulder where I'm sure
everyone's getting laid like gangbusters.  Looking over some old
national survey data from 1993 to 2006 that asked some 15,000
people about their sex frequency, he found an initial no-duh of
all the moons of the universe of the times across all the lands:
The more people got laid, the happier they were. Even after
controlling for other factors like health, education, marital
status, etc., it turned out that people who got it on a few
times a month were