Mondays 8:00 PM on CBS  Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards?  Penny:
Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might
actually get physical? Sheldon: It's a possibility.  Penny ...
all my life I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical
contact that comes easily to others -- handshaking, hugging,
prostate exams. But I'm working on it, you know? Just recently,
I had to put VapoRub on Amy's chest. A year ago, that would have
been unthinkable.   You ever going to sleep with Amy?
Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the
machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and
sleep with those. Howard: [pondering] Bernadette: Oh, my God!
Are you actually thinking about it?    Kripke: My work would
suffer too if I was getting laid all the time. Sheldon: Yes.
That is the reason. My work is suffering because of all the laid
I am getting. Kripke: You lucky bastard. Sheldon: What can I
say, you know? She enjoys my ge