"Two Scotsmen" joke  Immediately, Jock says "Open it up and
we'll have a dram." "Naw, ah'm goin' tae save it for a special
occasion." Finally Angus had a heart attack, and was laying on
his deathbed. He motioned for his old friend to come closer.
"Jock, remember that rare bottle of Scotch I won?" "Aye, ah
certainly do, Angus!" "Weell, ah like ye tae do me a favor Jock,
my dear friend." "Aye, anything ye ask Angus." "When ah'm dead,
wid ye take that bottle an' open it up--" "Aye, Angus, then
what?" "Wid ye pour it over ma grave?" "Pour it over yer grave?
My god Angus. It's 40 year old Scotch! But I'll do it for ye."
"Oh, ye're a real pal Jock, and ah'll appreciate that." Jock
says, "There's just one thing Angus, wid ye mind if ah filter it
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