Kalahari is the act of one grounding up marijuana and cocaine
with a large stick while chanting random sounds and gibberish to
a repetitive beat until a green/white powder is achieved.  Then,
the powder is proceeded to be slowly poured into a glass of
liquor as the surrounding audience chants louder and the beat
(clapping, african drums, etc.) gets louder as well.  Once the
liquid consisting of liquor (preferably vodka), cocaine, and
marijuana residue is mixed and seems homogenous, the beverage is
split between the audience to more random shouts resembling
monkey noises.  After the drink is consumed, the participants
will resume to speaking normal English (or the local language)
and sit down and watch the Lion King.  The preparing of the
liquid coupled with a viewing of the Lion King is the origin of
the term "Kalahari." It will be the craziest night of your life.
John: Duuuuude, let's Kalahari tomorrow with our buddies! Dave:
I don't know man, that's pretty effing sketch.  John: Duuuuude,
it will be so much