Modern Family  Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC Modern family TV
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titles are available to watch now.  Cam: I'm sorry but you know
I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!
More like Little Bo Cheap.  Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You
don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.  Cam: Why so
much tape Jay? Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95
degrees out? Cam: It's my Christmas sweater! Jay: Based on those
stains, you are the Christmas sweater.  Cam and Jay, kind of
sounds like a bird.  Do you know what's illegal in Europe?
Nothing! You're going to college!  Claire [to Haley]  All this
from someone who never chunked a Punkin!  I sleep clown.  It's a
somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.  Cameron: How
would she know I'm gay?  You're going to find somebody because
you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just
prefer someone who has one.