Sylvester Stallone Now Just Enjoying HGH For Three Meals A DayS
As loyal Defamer readers will know, there are a lot of reasons
to be excited for The Expendables — joined now by the potential
to watch Sylvester Stallone literally explode onscreen.  Tattoos
aside, 62-year-old Stallone's human growth hormone-aided
physique hasn't changed that much from that which took a
merciless heavyweight pummeling three years ago in Rocky Balboa
or punched enemy heads from their pencil necks last year in
Rambo. But while we long ago gave up any hope of a less
chemically cut Stallone setting an example for younger
moviegoers, we're most worried now about the imminent influence
on his more organically athletic Expendables co-star Jason
Statham. Or, more dangerous yet, the Adonis that is Forest
Whitaker; he's worked on that body way too hard for way too long
to throw it all away on an old man's whim.