Johnny Cage Explains: Mortal Kombat Is Not A TournamentS
Participating in a Mortal Kombat fight to the death is scary
enough as it is, but Johnny Cage's explanation of how a
tournament works, apparently lost on Shang Tsung, is a good
public service announcement.  That is, if you plan on holding
your own Mortal Kombat contest any time soon and plan on letting
a four-armed beast with an IQ like Goro's run the logistics for
you. It'll all make sense when you watch College Humor's new
video.  Click to view  Mortal Kombat Is Not A Tournament
[College Humor]