Subscribe English look up any word, like poopsterbate: 1. n.
Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in
the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular
consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability
to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or
more romantic interludes per standard work week, the
Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his
fingers each Monday morning.  2. n. The guy at happy hour with
the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's
phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days
later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans. Jack
actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian
woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a
Kiefsultant! by Cap July 01, 2004 7 3