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navigation, search  Lint, not to be confused with the sacred
holiday of the Christians in which they set fire to a rabbit
encased in a large 3 dimensional Jewish star whilst belly
dancers and indigineous musicians begin to play the macarena,
no, that would be a very stupid misunderstanding, lint is a
magical and all-knowing substance that grows between human
apendages. Lint itself has many useful properties, such as
clogging a drain, forcing a homeowner to vacuum, and, keeping
that thing between your toes warm.  There is speculation as to
whether lint has true intelligence as it always seems to hide
itself in the last place you look for it. Of course, many
scientific minds have pondered and investigated this possibility
- all of which have failed because: A) lint is in fact more
intelligent than even the greatest human minds can contemplate
or B)They were drunk  It is needless to say