Santa-Style Socialism Has No Place in America  The Way We Live
Now: falalalalala-ing. It's a little holiday carol of cheery
tidings we enjoy, entitled "Privatize Christmas." Santa on a
private sleigh! Temp elves! Globalized toy labor! Let the poor
decompose and fertilize the ground. Privatize all, falalalala!
Instead of hiring people in real jobs, what we're going to do,
see, from a human resources perspective, is to hire temps. It's
good because it ensures that all the people who lost real jobs
can find some temp work! And still have time to pursue their
"entrepreneurial" projects (crime)!  "Holiday spirit" is all
well and good, but we can't have the titans of our economy
adding risk by pandering to mewls of every "underprivileged"
type out there. A dollar saved is a dollar earned—for business,
which is the business of this place, America. You have to give
up on the notion that you'll find "bargains" by shopping around.
Bargains are bad for business! A solid economy requires a high
level of "churn," which i