iPhone Antenna Failure: Make a Human Antenna  Gruber translates
Apple’s open letter to the consumers regarding antenna
failures:★ Translation From Apple’s Unique Dialect of PR-Speak
to English of the ‘Letter From Apple Regarding iPhone 4’.  Why
not use a human being as an antenna, or an antenna extension? If
you are holding the phone already, you can conduct; or is it
technologically impossible?