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one of his less destructive moments, Louis enjoyed blowing his
own trumpet. For those without comedic tastes, the so-called
experts at Wikipedia have an article about Louis Armstrong. ~
Louis Armstrong after a pot smoking session “Shooby dooby dooby
do-bop!” ~ David Lee Roth talking to Armstrong ~ Louis Armstrong
to police, before he killed them  Louis Armstrong (August 4,
1901 – July 6, 1971), nicknamed Satchmo[I am not kidding] or
Pops, was an American jazz trumpeter and singer from New
Orleans, Louisiana. He is also credited to be the first
astronaut to walk on the moon.  According to Ken Burns' 2001
documentary Jazz, Louis Armstrong is the greatest musician that
ever lived. Uncyclopedia is here to inform you that Ken Burns is
an elitist retard that doesn't know shit about any music.
Satchmo sang and danced like a wild Jew in blackfac