Pregnant Woman Gets On a Bus     "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the
giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and
when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which
read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an
ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved
under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did
the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you
moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which
read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"
CC:Stand-Up News  joke of the day