Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lei'd Down the LawS  Oooooh
snap, girlfriend honeychild, Taylor and Russell broke up.
MMMhhhmmm. And now Russell is dead. And we had to watch it. It's
just another night here on Paradise Island of the Beverly Hills
Housewives, where everything is vacations and parties and too-
small bikinis. Yes, no one has a care in the world.  I hate to
keep going back to the fact that Russell Armstrong, that
bespectacled sack of potatoes, is dead, but that is the reality
of this reality program and is really the defining
characteristic of this season. The moment where Taylor said that
her marriage to that abusive jerkface was over should have been
one of celebration and triumph, but it was not. We all said,
"Yes, thank god. Ooooh. Oops!" Because it's the divorce and this
reality show and all of this stuff. Oh, poor sad Russell. This
is not the kind of villain you want.  Anyway, how awful was that
limo ride after they left Kyle's homosexual circuit party, The
White Party™? Russell is all, "C