Gregory Sherl   Krycek should be pushing Bruce Willis off the
top of a building but instead he’s getting his arm cut off
somewhere in Russia. Is the Cancer Man still alive? He got shot
through his window but then there were credits right after so
how the fuck do I know. A song goes I hate feeling this way and
Krycek is trying to snap to the beat but he can only snap with
his right hand because his left hand is buried next to a tree
and he can’t snap too well with his right hand so it’s really
awkward. The last time I thought about true love, Fox Mulder
almost kissed Dana Scully and Dana Scully was going to let him
but then the real Fox Mulder broke through Dana Scully’s door
because the Fox Mulder that was going to kiss Dana Scully wasn’t
the real Fox Mulder but some guy who can change his shape. The
guy who can change his shape was like You are one handsome man
and then he chained Fox Mulder in some basement, stole his face,
and started putting the moves on Dana Scully. Goddamn, I am so
tired of the monotony