10 Ways to Subtly Want to Puke All Over Askmen.com  As a woman,
I don't spend too much time hanging out over at askmen.com.
Maybe I should start, though, because people who frequent the
site are getting valuable life lessons hand over fist in the
form of the askmen Top 10. Today's topic? Subtle Ways to Tell
Her She's Getting Fat.  According to askmen.com, one way to
subtly tell your female partner she's packed on a few too many
lbs (you know, besides having a conversation with her about it)
is to "sabotage her chair" by removing some of the slats or
screws. That way, when she sits down on the chair and it breaks,
you can shame her into thinking it was because she's too fat!
It's a win-win! (I am kidding.)  Some of the other tips in the
Top 10? Buy your girlfriend clothes that you know are too small
for her, serve her unsatisfactory portions (but go back for
seconds yourself when she isn't looking), and trick her into
going places where she will need to put on a bathing suit. All
of these suggestions are to be