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shuttle tragically burst into flames upon rocket-fuel ignition.
Florida -- NASA officials watched in horror Monday as the $68
billion straw space shuttle, Explorer 2, burst into flames just
after liftoff from Cape Canaveral.  The four American and three
Russian astronauts onboard were killed instantly, despite their
protective all-straw space suits. Technicians were stunned by
the failure, which capped a flawless six-month pre-launch test
period. They count faulty twine among the possible causes of the
accident.  "The straw ship was dry, light-weight and well-bailed
enough to break the earth's orbit, but inexplicably burst into
flames when ignited with 3,000 gallons of rocket fuel," said
NASA Chief Engineer George Toshikima. "This is a devastating
setback for NASA."  An e