Shit. Naruto thought.  He'd been captured and incapacitated by
Sasuke and his small group of followers and brought to this
place so the bat-shit insane Uchiha Madara could extract the
Kyuubi from him to complete his stupid plan that involved doing
something to the moon which was - according to Madara - some
sort of dead ten tailed rock monster that had belonged to some
guy called the Sage of the Six Paths. He didn't know what the
hell Madara had been on when he had come up with that plan but,
he wanted some so he could be completely out of it when the damn
furball was extracted. According to Gaara, the process was
extremely painful.  Brat, I have a way to get us out of this.
said the nine tailed squatter in his belly.  "Why the hell
didn't you tell me this before?!" he indignantly screeched at
the fox.  Honestly, contrary to all evidence otherwise, I didn't
actually believe that you would be stupid enough to be caught.
After that it was a toss up of who I hated more, you or Madara.
I picked Madara. The ginorm