"Man on the street" reportage doesn't get much better than in
this classic clip. Fox News relinquishes their microphone to a
drunken amateur newscaster, Adam, who is here to remind us about
the true meaning of St. Patrick's Day.  What is that, exactly?
To celebrate "how much superior the Irish culture is to every
other culture in the world." Also, he loves St. Bernards because
"any dog that carries whiskey is a good Irish dog."  [via
YouTube]