Why Your Team Sucks 2013: San Diego ChargersSome people are fans
of the San Diego Chargers. But many, many more people are NOT
fans of the San Diego Chargers. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team
preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL
previews so far right here.  Your team: San Diego Chargers  Your
2012 record: 7-9, which is actually kind of better than I
remember them being. I totally thought they had gone 4-12.
Either way, if you have to go 0-16 in order to purge your
franchise of AJ Smith and Norv Turner for good, you do what you
have to do. AJ Smith was the absolute worst.  Your coach: Mike
McCoy, who could go 2-14 and blow up a church this season and
still be liked by Chargers fans simply for not being Norv
Turner. It's like the grace period after winning a Super Bowl.
No team that fires Norv Turner has ever come to regret it. Norv
was the coach of this team for six seasons, but six seasons
under Norv feels like 38. You poor, poor bastards.  Anyway,
McCoy comes to the Chargers after a sti