Craptions Classics March 26, 2008  "Your eyes are like pools of
the deepest blue...your lips are like the most lustrous rubies
in the Crown Jewels...your skin is like--" "Hey, Steve?" "Yeah?"
"You startin' to scare me, bro."   Other Craptions  At the
factory where they manufacture Hannah Montana fans.   After 5
years of battling the torsos, Ted finally found their weakness.
Eskimo kisses.   90% of the cast could be completely immobile,
but if this were a horror movie, the black guy would still die
first.   Peter wanted to just do his job and go home. And the
work wasn't that bad. To be honest, though, he would get really
uncomfortable on the days that Moby would show up and fingerbang
his creations.   How crash test dummies are made, and sometimes,
made sweet, sweet love to.   Well, I suppose if you can make it,
someone will develop a fetish for it.   "So? What do you do for
a living?" "I...uhh..I'm surgeon...."   The dolls would spring
to life and sing "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. The one in the
back is b