  6 Ways the Cracked Book Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Shit
With our book on shelves, and your closet full of gifts you'll
never actually use, we are running down the Top Christmas Gifts
of 2010 and explaining whether they're worth keeping. Seeing the
success of Apple's Mac vs. PC straw man gambit, we decided to
find the gift recommendation equivalent of John Hodgman's doofus
PC. Somehow, the third Google result for "The Top 10 Christmas
Gifts of 2010" was from a website called, the "Indian guide on
culture, facts, lifestyle, cars, bikes, art & entertainment." To
be fair, we won't be touching on their top three -- "Gift
Basket," "Scrap Book" and "A Personal Surprise" -- since A) you
already know why those gifts suck, and B) they can't be returned
for anything. To be unfair to them, we'll be making fun of their
poorly translated English pretty relentlessly. Though, to ask us
not to make fun of that would be unfair. So it all evens out,
really.  Diversity doesn't mean we shouldn't mock each other.
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