Doing Dishes, Happy Song, and Clever Status Posts  Make Monday
Fun, Share these…  20 Clever Status Posts:    1. What a
weekend…trying to get the courage to look at my credit card
statement from last night :/   2. I just want to alternate
between napping and eating all day everyday while getting
attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog.   3. People
who don’t like bacon cannot be trusted.   4. I do marathons (on
Netflix).   5. You’ll never know the value of a moment until
becomes a memory.   6. There are plenty of fish in the sea…I
just suck at fishing.   7. What do people in China call their
good dishes?   8. You know what I hate? Those DAMNED ‘push to
wash’ sinks in public restrooms!!!!! UGHhhhHh what is the
purpose?!?! They only stay on for bout 2.5 seconds IF THAT, then
you gotta hold it and wash one hand, and switch, and BAMMM you
got more germs then you started with!   9. Was I the only one
who cheated on heads up 7 up in elementary school??   10. I
checked my FB today. Don’t worry, everyone is st