The Jezebel Reader: Profile Of A Bleeding-Heart, Bleeding-Sexed,
Socially-Conscious Clive Owen-Worshiping Slob  Dear Reader: As
our esteemed colleague Anna announced this morning, today is our
six month anniversary. Now give yourselves a pat on the back for
contributing to our momentous growth and all around well-being.
Done? Great. After a few days of extensive data mining, we'd
like to take this opportunity to present to you a psychographic
profile of the average Jezebel reader. Who is this elusive
hussy? Is she for or against period sex? Does she think Tyra
Banks had a nose job? Does she like black, white or Asian babies
best? We used the scientifically infallible method of culling
your poll answers to create a foolproof Jezebel reader profile.
Our results after the jump.  In the bedroom, Jezebel might be
described as a "sloppy vixen."    • She explored early: over
half of you learned how to orgasm before the age of 15, and
nearly a third of you can masturbate if someone else is in the
room, thanks to the