Pizza Tweets by @Gennefer  “My son's Easter basket is filled
with pizza rolls because carbs are my religion.”  “So, not one
person was concerned that the moon was a big pizza pie and
looming so close to earth it could hit you in the eye?”  “They
should make Zoloft in those little Parmesan packets you can
sprinkle on your pizza.”  “Ladies: If you want to attract a man,
advertise the word "PIZZA" across your ass instead.”  “Unless
your ass is made of pizza, don't advertise the word "YUM" across
it.”  “How many pizzas can you fit in the trunk of a car? I'm
carb loading for a friend.”  “Google Glass seems really
impractical. Not one person in that video is lying in bed pants-
less eating pizza, live tweeting 'The Bachelor.'”  “Are pandas
another Twitter joke hack like pizza and despair?”  Gennefer
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