Wednesday, August 5, 2009  Consitant Consistancey Constantly  I
often wonder who the hell qualified me for this job? I mean,
come on, I had no formal training and the role models I had make
Mommy Dearest look good. But I'm here and somehow I keep popping
out kids like there's nothing to it. Yee haw!  I have taken a
parenting classes class or two in the interest of, you know,
learning more about my profession. I thought I'd share the one
thing I keep hearing:  Be. Consistent.  I can do that. I can
totally do consistent. I'm consistent with my sarcasm. I'm
consistent with my creative discipline. I'm nothing if not
consistent with my neuroses. Phew. Something I can handle
straight out.  So new parents - listen up! Heed this advice. Be
consistent. Like if you said you don't want them juggling knives
then don't change your mind an hour later or even when they are
10 and start to think they know everything. Oh, oh and like when
your baby cries for candy and you are like totally denying her
because that's what a goo