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Here  Candy to Britney: It's No Pap Smear  6/16/2007 4:10 AM PDT
BY TMZ STAFF  Dear Britney:  You made me do it. I didn't plan to
write another letter now. I took two weeks off from because I
didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing -- or else I
couldn't decide which side to believe.  You've driven me back to
my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars,
do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just
too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of
photographers all the time? We've seen the body parts, poses and
clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your
welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so
who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one?
Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own "Victim of Pap
Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your
legacy? You can do much better.  Unlike some others who are
famous for bein