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enthralled, upon hearing the funniest joke he has ever heard.
Joseph Conrad you say? Heh, I knew such a man once, he was, what
you might call ... a Pole. Therein lies the problem you see, for
he was not what might be described as a thin rounded piece of
wood, perhaps adorned with a flag, perhaps not. Nor was he an
extremity of an axis through a sphere. No! Begad good sir! He
was a native of Poland. You see now, he was an impenetrable
mystery, that Conrad - always cadging for blow too, but that's
another story. Wait, no it isn't.  Chapter 1  His early life you
say? Well, 'tis presumptuous to assume I would provide you with
this particular chap's tale. Yes, I may be an old seaman, but
yarn spinning is not my forte good sir. No indeed, one can
probably tell from my unsophisticated vernacular that I, Marlow,
a man of humble origins and humble endings would have such
oratory skills. But Con