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Lohan? La Dance Macabre- Holbein Skeletons love dancing.  There
are two types of skeletons. The first is the useless pile of
bones that make up a vertebrate. The second is the more useful
animated skeleton which are commonly found in computer games
which are the weakest monster that have other types based off
them.  Skeletons having sex. Skeletons in the Halloween.  edit
Do skeletons actually exist?  The simple answer to this question
is no, scientists have been researching for hundreds of years
into the existence of the 'Skeletal system' and have recently
discovered that it is a hoax. The scientist Paul Chuckle that
said he had originally discovered the skeletal structure was a
raging drunked homosexual who made it up one night in the pub to
impress a local queer. 'Real' scientists have actually
discovered that the human body is made up of genetically
modified vegetables that float around