*Illinois can’t seem to produce a solid politician to save their
lives.  Ever since their governor Rod Blagojevich tried to sell
Barack Obama’s seat to the highest bidder things just have not
been the same.  Now the democratic candidate for Lt. Governor,
Scott Lee Cohen, is on the hot seat.  He was running and crying
all the way to the exit when his past showed up to greet his
public before him.  Cohen had a whole slew of battered women
fell out of his closet.  The ex-girlfriend, the ex-wife, a clown
from his son’s last birthday party (okay that one isn’t true)
and then as a small consolation for him the media throws in the
fact that the ex-girlfriend was a prostitute.  What the hell? 
That doesn’t matter when you’re already in trouble.  That trumps
the loss!  They not only got him for being a member of the
Beatchix tribe, but then he admits to taking steroids.  For
what?  He’s as bad as Sarah Palin and the pregnant teenage
daughter falling out of her closet.  Why do people show up on
the campaign trail dragg