About 2 years ago, my now ex-girlfriend and I were having a
pretty good time in my bedroom, on my bed. No penetration, but
lots of foreplay and fingering, kissing and sucking. Well, we
were having a good time, until my dad got home from work. Now,
my dad and I have a pretty open relationship when it comes to
girls. He doesn't care what I do as long as I'm wearing
protection, so he usually gives me my privacy.  Anyways, he
pulls up in his car, which, thanks to a possible mid-life
crisis, is a sports car that he decided to fix up. We're talking
headers on the engine, a beautiful exhaust, a kicking sound
system, nice rims and a lowering kit. He's about 50 years old
and you can hear is car coming from a ways away.  So my
girlfriend and I are having a grand ole time when we hear the
roar of his car. Thinking nothing of it, we keep at it, figuring
he'll just go watch some TV and have some soda.  Nope. Turns out
he just bought a brand new shifter head, and he's really excited
about it.  "HEY ADAM! COME LOOK AT THIS!