In the first part of "Surviving Disney World," we covered the
basic fundamentals fueling the average Disney World vacation:
losing lots of money while praying for your own death. Today's
conclusion pretty much says the same thing, only I talk about
poop a lot more.  What should I bring on my trip to Disney
World?  Disney World. NOT SHOWN: the Sears Tower, Statue of
Liberty.Disney World is quite expensive, so you should make
absolutely certain to bring all of the money. If you lack access
to all of the money, you must locate somebody who appears
capable of giving you all of the money (a banker, some fancy guy
wearing a monocle, etc). Simply tell them, "give me all of the
money." You may murder them if they refuse to comply; I recently
received a newsletter from Ron Paul proving this is protected by
the Constitution.  Now some of the delusional Disney Drones who
spend all day violently arguing on forums about roller coasters
and Minnie Mouse's menstruation dates may try to trick you into
believing an affordable