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are what you eat” ~ Ann Coulter on Arabs Kafta - Hmm so yummy!
When you think about Arabs, it is common to remember bombs and
screaming. In the kitchen is no different; they make dishes that
look like that kind of petard you drop in the bowl a day after
sinking in Mexican refried beans. But, contrary to widely
circulating hoaxes, suicide bombers are not natural phenomena
caused by this kind of food. Arab food generally doesn't explode
inside your guts, consisting mainly of dishes that look like
crap, but doesn't taste so.  Take by example the dish called
'kafta' (lamb kebabs): it has the appearance of something that
someone left swimming in a gas station toilet, but it actually
tastes quite good.  It has a resemblance to the world famous
Poop Cuisine although it tastes a lot better (not talking by
personal experience, I must stress).  edit Cultural Explaination
Arab fest A painting