: Jokes for $200 Alex  2007-06-01, 02:48 PM This thread is the
companion thread to "What's your favourite punchline?
(http://www.digitalhome.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=64474)"  Like
jeopardy, the punchline thread has the finish and this thread is
the beginning.  So in this thread, you tell the joke without the
punchline. You are welcome to post the post # in the companion
thread for those curious about the punchline but I think its
more fun for folks to try and figure out which punchline goes
with what joke.  2007-06-01, 05:33 PM Teacher: Can anyone use
the word 'contagious' in a sentence? Little Johnny: Me and my
dad were sitting out on the front porch last week and our
neighbour was painting his garage door with a tiny brush. My dad
said...  You can lead a horse to water...  2007-06-02, 10:38 PM
Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench
across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't
good for you. It will give you