Search Results for "fuck little girls"  The Parrot  A woman goes
into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a
beautiful African Grey parrot.  "What about this one, Madam? A
beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."  "Why
is it so cheap?" the woman asks.  "Well", replies the assistant,
"It used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a
touch fruity".   "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a
profane parrot". So saying she buys the parrot and takes him
home.  Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and
squawks at the woman. "fuck me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman
trying not to laugh.  A little later the woman's two teenage
daughters arrive home.  "Un fucking-believable. A new brothel, a
new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he
sees the daughters.  "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're
not prostitutes" complain the girls but they all see the funny
side an