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Tebowner The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow. I
can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses
again next year.  Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner. 2.
Tebowner n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which
causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other
religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS
Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow Guy 1: Man
that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's
Tebowner!! Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off
foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh're gettin one too!! 3. tebowner when an individual,
company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking
about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner ESPN has a
gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be
stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a
week(rest on the seventh day)  this must b