The Situation's Abs Will Dance With The Stars & Make $1M This
YearS  In 2010's economy, college graduates will make less on
their first job (around $47,673 a year) than those who got their
degree last year. Jersey Shore's Mike Sorrentino, aka The
Situation, is earning close to $60,000 an episode.  People used
to say (and believe) stuff like "hard work is its own reward."
if you were dedicated, committed to putting in the labor and
honing your skills, you'd go far. But today's American Dream?
Everyone wants to skyrocket to fame and fortune and become a
household name while doing as little as possible. The Situation
has mastered this method. While the acronym "GTL" and phrases
like "grenades" are amusing, let's be clear: no one is
interested in Mike Sorrentino's brain, imagination or sense of
humor. The Situation has one asset: His abdominal muscles.  Our
heavily Photoshopped, plastic surgery-obsessed society craves
perfection, and Mr. Sorrentino's abs come pretty close to
looking like what is generally agreed