Whose life story is it anyway?  Few celebrities write their own
autobiographies nowadays, so shouldn't these ghostwritten
efforts get their own section in bookshops?  Well, I was born in
Bermondsey in 1981. Jade Goody's 'autobiography' topped the
bestseller charts. Photograph: Eamonn McCabe.  Jade Goody is as
likely to build her own spaceship and fly to Mars (I wish) as
she is to write a book. And yet her autobiography - called, erm,
My Autobiography - topped the bestseller charts for weeks when
it was released back in May.  Similarly, Peter 'Mr Jordan' Andre
might have penned his number three hit Insania, but he didn't
write a word of his official life story, All About Us: My Story
- even though the grammatical peculiarity of its title might
suggest otherwise.  I'm no classics scholar, but I'm pretty sure
the 'auto' bit in autobiography means 'self' - as in "this is my
story and I wrote it myself", rather than "this is my story and
I spent a couple of hours in a hotel telling it to some bloke
with a Dictapho