Friday, September 9, 2011   there is currently a very large,
child-sized spider ominously looming on my entry way ceiling.
the thought of tossing my cat up there in hopes that it will eat
the spider mid air, has crossed my mind. it was suggested to me
to, 'hit it with a mop' but i'm afraid i'll miss since my aim
isn't very good, then it will fall to the ground and eat my
family.