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hear Originally Posted: Tue, 3 Aug 08:37 EDT  Noises at work I
don't want to hear  1. Cellphone ringtones. All your phones have
a vibrate function you idiots, I don't need to be on the phone
and have your phone playing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" at full
volume at the same time. You don't even answer the fucking
thing, either. Unreal.  2. The secretary giggling on the phone
all morning. Your laughter slices through my head at 8:30 in the
morning as you and your other 35 year old friends talk about
lives you don't have and husbands you will never meet.
Personally, I think you're asexual, but who knows, you could
have one of those freaky dominatrix fetish sex lives we don't
know about. Either way, shut your fucking mouth.  3. The
goddamned cat on your Microsoft Office Help Wizard "meowing"
everytime you make a mistake. First of all you need to turn down
your the off position. Nobody needs sound on their computers at
work, and if you have to have it, d