TITLE: I Know the Score ICON ARTIST: satinlie AUTHOR: Kuria
Dalmatia Characters/Pairings: Hotch/Haley, Rossi/Wife #2 RATING:
R (Profanity, sexual situations) TIMELINE: Pre-series.  No beta.
All mistakes are mine. Standard disclaimers.  Jesus, they were
drunk. Not tipsy. Not buzzed. No. They were honest-to-God,
goddamn drunk. So drunk, in fact, that Aaron 'Even My Pajamas
Are Starched' Hotchner had taken off his tie, unbuttoned his top
two buttons of his light blue dress shirt, and rolled up his
sleeves. So drunk, that Hotch had knotted the neckwear again
before sliding it over Haley's head so it settled loosely
against her neck. She, of course, had stared at him in shocked
disbelief.  Hotch then declared, quite loudly, "Haley Brooks
Hotchner? You are the sexiest woman ever. You know that, right?
Sexiest. Woman. Ever." He grinned and then nodded towards the
woman sitting next to her. "Sorry, Car, but she's got you beat."
"Aaron!" Haley hissed as she flushed a pretty shade of crimson.
"Oh, honey," Carolena re