Seminary Survival Video Contest Aug 20, 2010 David Lang
Seminary Survival Video Contest  contest Ever seen an episode of
Man vs. Wild? Survival expert Bear Grylls gets dropped into the
middle of the Everglades or the Arctic tundra and shows you how
to survive if you're ever in a similar situation. Grylls won't
just tell you which frogs are poisonous and which are good
eating, he'll SHOW you by eating one himself!  Well there's one
survival situation I doubt even Grylls would know how to handle:
a seminary education. Anyone who has ever been dropped in the
middle of that wild and woolly world will understand immediately
how hard it can be to survive. You have to learn not one but two
ancient languages (maybe even more!). Each professor assigns
reading material with apparent disregard of the fact that you're
taking other classes at the same time. In the span of three or
four years, you're expected to become a careful exegete, an
expert theologian, a gifted communicator, and a compassionate
counselor. Good luck