Some people believe Bras are pure evil, hiding the wonderful
world of boobies just out of our sight. These people would be
people like YOU. No, not you i'm sorry, i meant that loser
BEHIND you. (no seriously don't look, it's you)  Doing it wrong.
Just The Facts    1. Bras Usually contain boobs.   2. If a bra
does not contain boobs RUNNNNNNN!!!   3. Bras can make bad boobs
look okay, okay boobs look good and good boobs look amazing.
4. Bras, when removed can make amazing boobs perfect boobs.   5.
Those of you with an internet connection probably know this.
The Bra  Bras are important you know.  You dont know?  well then
you must be a complete moron uneducated in the way of the bra.
After countless several (three) years of studying the female
species, i have acquired vast knowledge of said bra and will now
share that knowledge with you.   This is unfortunate, but they
also help them retain their pretty shape, and most every female
you've stared at with amazing breasts was probably wearing one.
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