Elephant Photo Caption Contest  Categories: Bullshit  This New
York Times video still has to be the political photo of the
week.   If not because of Mitt Romney's perfect Ken doll hair or
McCain’s open-mouthed, ecstatic smile, then because the white
backdrop almost makes the two executive branch wannabees look
like they are in a mystical Republican Dreamland.  Why is it the
Beauty School Drop Out scene from Grease comes to mind?   Never
mind that, a photo like this, needs a caption!  Here’s what we
like to think they are saying when the recorders are turned off.
"So you think my tan will lead to melanoma? Pretty funny, eh?
Fuck you, John!"  "Actually, John, I'm trying to look like Brian
Williams of NBC news."  "So a pro-choice Mormon walks into a
bar..."  "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran!"  "I told you, that
underwear is SACRED."  "Hey John, Have you heard the one about
the catholic, the jew, and the colored boy who went to heaven?"
"Mock me for losing the primary again, and I'll flip a coin with
your wife f