Friday, April 04, 2008   It's Friday, yeay! Weekend is here and
plans afoot for stuff. So something silly to take you into the
weekend:  How can there be self-help “groups”?  Why do people
ask "Can I ask you a question?" when quite obviously they just
did!  Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it
goes mad, yet when you take it for a ride in the car it sticks
it's head out the window? ?  Do penguins have knees?  Have you
ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?  How many
holes could there be be if people would just take the time to
take the dirt out of them?  Why is there an expiration date on
sour cream?  How did a fool and his money get together?   Why do
we keep returning to the fridge in the hope that something
inspiring to eat will have materialised?  Why isn't phoenetic
spelled the way it sounds?  Why did kamikaze pilots wear
helmets?  If corn oil is made from corn, and peanut oil is made
from peanuts, what is baby oil made from?  Why do peanut butter
jars claim "may contain