0 Funny Votes 0 Die Votes Published September 11, 2008  As of
Wednesday September 10th 4:27am Eastern Time the world as we
know it still exists. At that time, near the Swiss Franco
boarder buried up to 175 meters underground, the Large Hadron
Collider was switched on sending a beam of bunched protons
speeding around a 17 mile track approaching the speed of light,
effectively "switching on" physicists across the globe. No
devastation occured.  The goal of the 6.2 billion Euro
international project is to baffle future archaeologists digging
for clues from eras past. One scientist closely related to the
project was quoted as saying "When we look at Stonehenge and
contemplate the time and effort and resources it took to erect,
and then study the possible reason it was constructed, or
purpose it served, the scientific community thinks 'What the
fuck?' We wanted our own Stonehenge. The LHC gives us that."  To
future archaeologists the LHC will certainly look like an
impossible irrational feat. Countries, who were o