Alright, now imagine staring at this for the next hour and then
tell me you don't hate this movie.Since it's been all of six
minutes since the last incredibly long credit sequence, Joe
Castro treats us to another! That's right, we actually have to
sit through the credits of the movie within the movie whose
credits we just sat through. As a testament to Rudy Balli's
comic genius, every name in the credits is a misspelling of some
name for Satan, such as "B. L. Zebub." Every time a new credit
appears, Dr. Carnage's head pops onto the television screen and
that damn high-pitched laugh plays. That sound could punch holes
in steel. It sounds like someone stepped on Mariah Carey. At
last, we get to the content (I use the word loosely) - Dr.
Carnage turns a laboratory monkey into a gigantic purple spaz
named Max Assassin. Despite being a psychotic primate with
berserker strength, Max has a tommy gun. A monkey with a gun,
now that's evil! According to the narration, Max goes on a
rampage and Dr. Carnage is trying to