:: Article  When Libido Ran Wild  By Bruce Benderson.  To You,
My Readers:  Contrary to what some deranged gay activists are
now saying, the only thing the word “gay” refers to is what you
do with your dick and your mouth and your asshole. Otherwise we
guys who fuck asses and burp sperm eat the same foods you do.
Our sphincters work the same as yours. We just know how to relax
them when we want to.  But one thing about us that’s a little
bit different from the rest of you is our bars. A lot of you
straight people go to bars to get drunk or watch baseball on
television or sing karaoke or talk about books. We go to bars
mostly to get our asses worked over. Sometimes we even suck cock
right there in the bars. A good share of our bars have porn
films playing right up there on the TV screen. We even have a
few bars where we whip each other or lick each other’s boots.
The last hot gay bar in New York disappeared in the late 90s
right before Mayor Giuliani announced he had prostate cancer.
While he was peeing radio