Somewhere in a quiet corner of the White House tonight, Barack
Obama is no doubt weeping after learning that Amber Lee
Ettinger, who became famous as "Obama Girl" during the 2008
campaign, has said she's just not that into him anymore. Sigh.
She told the Daily Caller, she's "not as excited as I was the
last time, that's for sure." Welcome to love, Amber. It starts
off as a mindblowing crush and after four years you realize that
the person you were once unconditionally smitten with is
actually a human being with major faults and a totally
uncooperative Congress, er, I mean a habit of leaving his socks
all over the apartment.  Anyway, relationships come to an end in
politics as they do in love, and he'll have to deal with the
fact that he can no longer count on her bikini-clad
endorsement—besides she's too busy doing things like "going back
to school full time, acting and developing [her] jewelry line"
to make a new video. Well, will he still be able to count on her
vote? She's being awfully non-committal on th