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Griffin House, headquarters of Vauxhall  Vauxhall Motors is car
manufacturer that has always had an identity crisis. I'm not
even sure which country it is from. At first, it was founded by
Britishers and based in Britain. Then the bastards at GM bought
it and changed it to a populist car. Then GM forced it to commit
incest with Opel, a company based in filthy Germany, which
turned it into a boring car company that is forced to make
Opel's boring products.  Vauxhall's motto is "Be proud of who
you are". This is clearly to try and make their main customer
base, the chav, feel proud of their Vauxhall. Of course, the
sub-motto should be: "But not of your Vauxhall"  edit Vauxhall
Family Cars  On top of having no nationality, Vaxuhall have also
wondered which company owned them. Someti