« Previous | Main | Next »  May 24, 2010   Man sucked into
sausage seasoning machine  (Thanks to Don Faber, queensbee and
Jonathan)    That HAS to be a euphemism for SOMETHING.  Homeland
Security is investigating whether he has Al Qaeda links. Wurst
things have happened.  Is that a bratwurst in your pocket?  I'm
an Oscar Meyer ...  "So we season our sausage with black pepper
(not black people), sage, rosemary, thyme, oregaNOOOOOOOOO . .
."  When I was much younger, I worked at a tire manufacturing
plant. The raw rubber was mixed between two huge, heavy rollers
that operated like an old washer ringer. The rubber was rolled
around these rollers and squeezed through the, maybe, 4 inch gap
between the rollers. This happened again and again, mixing the
rubber. One guy reached in during his shift one night to do
something unknown. There was no body to retrieve, just a red-
tint to the rubber. We heard they went ahead and made the tires
with the rubber but that seems cold even for that company. I
think I'd rather be