The Simpsons took on Apple and its fanatics in last night's
episode, which was absolutely classic. And accurate.  The USPS
delivers Lisa's iPhone bill. "It's a gift from Apple!"  Some
favorite moments:  Skewering the retail religion Lisa [gazing in
wonder on the Apple Store]: "It's so ... sterile!"  Skewering
Apple's product promotion style Apple Store employee: "Our iCube
... is fuel by dreams and powered by imagination!"  Skewering
the ridiculous blinking light on Apple hardware Apple Store
employee: "Sir, it's not even on yet." Homer: "But it's
glowing." Apple Store employee: "That light confirms that it's
off."  Skewering Apple's prices Lisa: "I can't afford any of
your products." [Even fake iPod headphones--iPhones--cost $40.]
Skewering the ubiquity of being different Lisa: I'm an Apple
person! Apple Store employee: We're all Apple people. Lisa:
Sorry.  Skewering the Steve Jobs God complex Customer: "He's a
genius!" Customer: "He's like a god that knows what we want!"
Steve Jobs: "[Here's] an announceme