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You might ask yourself "What the holy fuck is this paint
huffing, fucktarded, faggotass bullshit.". I would too, but that
would not be urbane so I merely ask the question stated in the
aforementioned title.” ~ Oscar Wilde on William Wegman: What the
Fuck is This Bullshit (Dust Jacket Excerpt)  The ASPCA is the
Association of Simpletons Putting Clothing on Animals, an
international group of stupid people dedicated to preventing
animal nudity through the promotion and advancement of stupid
costumes sized for dogs, cats and other household pets.  The
ASPCA was founded in 1866 by noted photographer, retard and
artist (or photoretardist for short) William Wegman who would
get his jollies by dressing his dogs up in clothing and taking
photographs of them. The organization was also popularized by
Oscar Wilde, albeit unwillingly.  edit Origins  The main
challenge faced by Wegman was the primitive d