Question time again folks! Who's in the seat that is piping hot
this week?!   We've only got very special guest Ian 'Beefy'
Botham in!   Separated at birth?  Ok readers were gonna get
straight on down into questioning one of British Crickets all
time legends. I'm sure there has been moments when you've wished
for such an opportunity as this. Tough luck. Read on.   1.This
one has been a pencil scratcher of mine for minutes 'Beefy'. Can
I call you that?  A. Botham. 'Is that the question? If so, yes I
do mind. I'm ready to crash a tab war on the bar. Fancy a burn?
1. Not the question and yes in the response to the tabbathas.
Ill have 3 Rothmans please. Burn like bricks but heave like
mirrors. Anyway Mr Botham, What is you favourite bar warmer?
A. Botham. 'It would be Brandy. The air breathes her to
perfection.  2. Hows the air up there?  A. Botham. Tepid.
Imagine Chickens on acid. Mix it with water and you've got 'The
Beef's' air.  Ian Botham in his greatest test match game. He's
the one in white with orange