no%20diddle%20me%20baby.jpgYesterday, pursuant to a blind item
on the Apiary, we asked for your guesses as to what comedian had
been "BANNED from performing on one of NYC's premiere stages"
due to his proclivity for "ramrodding peanut butter up his
pooper and for graphically demonstrating how to diddle a baby."
Your responses after the jump.  First, let's get the obvious one
out of the way: Andy Dick. That's just lazy, people. No matter
his legendarily debauched nature, he's only one man. If he
actually did even a tenth of what he's accused of, Dick would
have disintegrated into a flash of bisexual brimstone long ago.
Plus, shoving peanut butter up his ass is probably something
Dick would prefer to enjoy at home, or at least in a VIP room.
Hilariously amusingly sarcastic throwaway guesses included
Sinbad, John Mayer, Rita Rudner, Pee-Wee Herman, Andrew Krucoff,
Rosie O'Donnell, Cory Kennedy, Jackie Mason, Joe Piscopo, Ross
Bergman, Karen Finley, Paul Wolfowitz, Joy Behar, Louie
Anderson, Robin Williams, Paul