Garrett Cook   Garrett Cook is 27. For now. Who knows what will
happen in the future? He lives in the Northwest Suburbs of
Illinois with his girlfriend of five years. They hope to own
property together someday, so tell everybody you know about this
book, even people that you don´t think will like it very much.
He is a member of the Bizarro fiction movement and is the winner
of the First Annual Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. His books
Murderland Part 1: H8 and Murderland Part 2: Life During Wartime
have been published by hacker warlord Emperor Needle and his
Evil Nerd Empire. He works for them as Sanitizer Overlord, which
is every bit as awesome as it sounds. He still feels deeply
connected to his past, but would rather it leave him alone. He
is prone to strange fancies and dark moods. He is paranoid and a
worrier. He is virtually unemployable, but he tries, dammit. He
is happy sometimes, he is sad sometimes, he is human all of the
time, more so than anything else, so don´t judge him as harshly
as he does or as Cl