Remember When Grinding Was Cool?  Grind (v.) - 1. When two
overly stimulated people don't know how to dance, so they just
rub up against each other kiiiiiiinda to the music.  2. The
prequel to this or Kim K's tape.  You canNOT tell me Ray J
didn't get all hands-y and publicly creepy first.  (If Kanye is
talking about it, I can too, guys!)  When I first starting going
to clubs, I'd get mega tramped up and slither around to my
favorite top 40 hits.  Boys would just kinda paw at you and when
you are young, new and inexperienced this seems kinda
flattering. You just don't know any better.  For all the guys
that just read that and thought "Yep!  Exactly!", I hope there
were girls that read that and thought, "Ew...that's so true."
 The guys that rely on that naivete are the ones that you make
signals to your friends about. *See below.  If some random dude
were to come up behind me now, grab my hips and bump his denim
encased manhood up against my derriere, I would probably turn
around and krav maga his face off.  I