8 November 2011  Non-job #9 - Systems thinking Co-ordinator ( it
isn't April 1st )  It is ages since Mr Mustard featured a non-
job as he has so many areas of profligacy to contend with. A new
one arrived today.  Here it is 1472 - Establishment of Systems
Thinking Co-Ordinator Post  Are you thinking what Mr Mustard is
thinking? You are probably thinking "what the fcuk". Do you need
any professional qualifications for this job? ( my fellow
blogger's answer of knowing your arse from your elbow has been
disallowed - will decide why later ) . None at all.  Do you
need to be educated to do this job? ( apart from being able to
tell other people the difference between their arse and their
elbow - if you were educated you probably wouldn't say "arse"
but then Mr Mustard remembered having seen Meet the Fokkers so
now he isn't sure ) No, except that you need to be numerate and
literate ( who will Barnet Council find to test you on these
matters? )  What will you get for being qualified to do bugger
all? Between £30,987