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Colleen LaRose She looks an awful lot like Eileen Wuornos after
a trailer trash makeover. Remember Eileen? The abused, lesbian
hooker that loved killing and robbing men? Can you totally
visualize Colleen the cock blocker gunning down some fat old
John or what? Of course you can! Look at those beady eyes!
Jihad Jane is an alias used by figure skater Colleen Renee
LaRose (born November 12th, 1980), a “home grownterrorist from
the United States, who is currently under Federal indictment for
attempting to recruit Islamic extremists for the purpose of
killing artist Lars Vilks. LaRose is also believed to be the
mastermind behind the 9/11 attack on Nancy Kerrigan by a growing
legion of conspiracy theorists.   Born in rural Pennsylvania to
a coal mining family, LaRose grew up in what can only be
described as abject squalor by using the Ayn Rand standard
deviation formula (quantity of rusted