Showing posts tagged bitter baristas.  Would you like my soul
with that?  The intelligence of your Barista  I am not an idiot.
   J, don’t think I don’t notice your snide comments about my
dyed hair, and pierced nose. and as for your Americano? It is
hot water an a shot of espresso. No it is not too difficult to
grasp, but I’d love it if you ordered without the "can you even
handle that?" or "Is that too difficult for you to understand?"
"Do you need me to repeat my order? wow? you don’t?" followed
with you throwing your money on the counter and walking away.
The news story about a whale who drowned her trainer in the
middle of a performance suddenly springs to mind; he grabbed her
by her feet, and dragged her to the bottom and wouldn’t let go.
Here’s the thing: I’m convinced that whales’ domination of our
planet is hindered only by their lack of opposable thumbs. They
are intelligent fucking animals, so why the needless act of
murder? I don’t know for sure, but I strongely suspect it had
something to do wit