The Olympic Committee Hates Babies  That is the only reasonable
conclusion to come to, given that they have spent years arguing
they couldn't possibly allow ladies' ski jumping, since the
competitors would damage their babymaking bits, but have now
decided at long last to include "women's ski jumping and four
other new events for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia."
Unless, of course, the IOC was never actually concerned about
women hurting their delicate ladyparts and was using that as
pitiful excuse to avoid admitting they're actually scared that
women might be better at the sport.  Which is, perhaps, why it
was that when their concern about male competitors' delicate
fee-fees female competitors' delicate ladybits grew thin, they
argued, to stop women competing at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics,
that "the sport lacked enough elite competitors." The women
seemingly sealed their case at the Nordic world championships in
Oslo in early March, when competitors jumped in heavy fog and
strong winds.  IOC boar