Pitch and Moan  The worst movie pitch I can think of, right now.
0 notes  In Golden Pond  The heart-rending story of two old
sharks, one of whom is nursing the other through end-
stage Alzheimer’s  wandering through Golden Pond trying to hold
on to the last vestiges of their love for one another, while
eating lake trash. Hat tip to John and his nightmares.  0 notes
Opposite Attraction  A French art house film about the tender
yet frustrating (and gross story) of identical twins who fall
madly in love with one another, but for obvious reasons must
never act on their overwhelming sexual attraction.  0 notes   A
failed medical examiner takes to delighting and then terrifying
children creating horrifically anatomically correct pinatas for
parties.  0 notes   On a group vacation to South America, all
nine Justices of the Supreme Court take a hike to a hidden beach
and are kidnapped by a militia which raises money for its cause
offering rich men the privilege of flying down and killing the
abductees.  Turns out th