Mouse On 757 Grounds Flight, Causes Bad Samuel Jackson
ImitationsS  A Nepal Air flight out of Hong Kong has been
grounded for two days now due to a mouse onboard a plane. Yes, a
rodent mouse. Yes, it's weird. But also sort of charming, in a
disgusting, verminous way.  The mouse ran in the cockpit shortly
before takeoff on Tuesday, but bailed before it was caught. The
plane had to be evacuated, and 84 passengers were put up at
hotels. As of Wednesday, the mouse remained at large, fucking
shit up. The airline has set traps. Samuel L. Jackson is,
apparently, unavailable.  It's the second mouse-related incident
this week. The same plane was grounded on Monday when a mouse
jumped out of a box of drinks. That was, by all accounts, a
different mouse, who is now in mouse heaven. Or quite possibly,
mouse hell. It's dead, okay? I'm not the mouse's confessor.  I
know what you are wondering: Why would a mouse ground a flight?
I don't know! My guess is that maybe it's just an embarrassment,
or, you know, a health hazard.