 Rupert Myers   Social Media Crimes Part One  Posted: 06/09/2012
00:00  I'm not talking about stalking someone via foursquare.
This isn't a piece about setting up a bomb-making Tumblr. I'm
not even talking about exposing yourself on Instagram, I'm just
talking about social network behaviour that yanks at our
collective chains.  When the revolution comes, these are the top
three crimes which are going to get you put on a list:  1. Being
vague Your personal life is not a series of Apple product
launches. You do not need to speak in code, or subtle
intimation. "Three sleeps to go" is not a meaningful
contribution to my life. "Sleep" is not a unit of time, and even
if it were, you still haven't told me anything. In three days
(the ordinary measure of time) you will not announce that you
have built a thermonuclear device, had gender reassignment
surgery, or had a movie project greenlit. You are probably going
to a restaurant you've been keen to tell everyone about, taking
a short trip abroad, or seeing an old frie