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navigation, search The vesper is a communicable noise that is
louder than thinking but more soft than regular talking. Because
it is so soft it is used for pillow talk. Or for talking behind
someone's back if you don't want them to turn around and catch
you putting a dog poopie down their collar.  edit Ancient
Vespers  Mount Vespasius gives us the word vesper, which is
Greek and means something so infinitely complicated that no one
understands it. One guy understood it, but his head exploded
when he tried to explain it. On the slopes of this great
mountain the Greeks forbidded each other to speak loudly. They
feared that the evil mountain catamites would hear them and cast
some +3 damage spells on them.  And they were right.  For
example, all of a sudden some people in Pompeii started yelling
because they were stupid. Five minutes later Mount Vespasius
buried all the Pompadours in volcano ashes. Later some diggers
found these people curled up at the b