Author's Note: Yup, another series of mostly-unrelated vignettes
featuring B&B. And yup, another series with a secret theme. Once
again, it's a set with a clearly-defined number and order, but I
won't say what it is until I get to the end or someone guesses
it. I plan on keeping it rated "T" or milder, but who knows what
might happen?  Chapter 1  "Booth, this is quite possibly the
most ridiculous idea you've ever had. And that includes your
beer hat."  "What, Bones? It makes perfect sense."  "Only in a
world totally dominated by testosterone and devoid of anything
resembling actual thought. You're part of a couple now, with one
son and a daughter on the way. You live in a city, and have a
Bureau-issued SUV. Why on earth would you need a pickup truck?"
"We're looking at houses in the suburbs, and suburban people
always need to haul stuff home. I'm getting a four-door model,
so there'll be room for both Parker and the girl. And there's a
limit to the personal use I can put on the SUV."  Bones sighed.
How often