Unreal searches in vain for salvation and gets sucked into
writing about the new Vacuum Cleaner Museum in St. James,
Missouri  Unreal's Search For Salvation Unreal doesn't consider
itself a likely candidate for salvation, but we happened to hear
Patti Smith's "Dancing Barefoot" on the radio the other day and
decided that if it ever does happen, we'll be on a dance floor.
Of course, our Patti-inspired vision involves vast quantities of
hallucinogens and maybe some ecstatic Sufi-like spinning.  Then
we heard about the Body Light Club, a Christian nightclub
downtown, next door to the City Museum. Our heathenish heart all
atremble, we called up Leonard Foxworth Jr., the club's owner,
to find out how soon we could get saved.  Unreal: What makes the
Body a Christian nightclub?  Leonard Foxworth Jr.: It's all
Christian-based. It's non-alcoholic. We play all Christian
music: rock & roll, rap, even Christian jazz. We invite
everybody to come out and have fun, but you have to conform to
our standards — no smoking or al