Wednesday, May 20, 2009   ABOVE: James Harrison confronts his
worst fear. This is really bad. BELOW: Mine, strangely enough,
is falling off my roof as I clean out the gutters. (This isn't
me by the way, just somebody else experiencing this nightmare).
NFL defensive MVP and Pittsburgh Steeler linebacker, James
Harrison, claimed membership in two rapidly growing clubs this
week. After first using the most incredibly-dumb excuse for not
going to the White House (..."we only got invited because we won
the SuperBowl, if Arizona would have won they would have invited
them...") Harrison has now decided to apply the "I hate to fly"
logo on his head as the true, underlying reason for "standing
up" the President of the United States, Barack Obama, who, as
you know, is also a black man.  ABOVE: Flying is apparently the
only thing that intimidates James Harrison  You would think that
James Harrison would have opted to drive to D.C. for a chance to
meet the first black President in history, but what do we know?
Maybe he'