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involved  Equestrianism (from Latin equester, equestr-,
horseman, horse) more often known as riding, horseback riding
(American English) or horse riding (British English)[I Don't
Believe This] is supposedly a sport in which people generally
trot round and round a course being marked on grace and mounting
and dismounting. It is in fact a highly dangerous drug event in
which the cameras simply slow down what is being shot. For
example when on TV you see a horse swaying gracefully as it
walks and the judges giving it 10/10, it is in fact a horse
vibrating from a drug such as speed or something, and the judges
giving 10/10 for drug choice and usage.  edit Popularity
Equestrian is basically an excuse for the Upper Classes to do
drugs. It is therefore very popular. It has replaced Opium bars
in high classes society as the 'Norm'