To The Porno Community  Listen, we all know the arrangement,
right? You need us and we need you. In nature it's called a
symbiotic relationship. We provide you with the revenue to
publish, produce or distribute your filth and you provide us
with a little escape from our wives or girlfriends. With that
out of the way, it's time to address a serious problem with this
relationship; you're not giving nearly as much as we are.  There
used to be a time when our self-pleasing efforts were matched by
the quality of your productions. For each loving stroke we put
out you shot back with quality lighting, fine acting and
intricate plotlines. That time is long gone. Nowadays we put a
lot of effort into satisfying ourselves to your "'artwork,'
while you put minimal effort into producing the smut. Let's not
beat around the bush, the quality of porn is abysmal.  Is it so
hard to fake an orgasm? I do it all the time and my girlfriend
is none the wiser. If I can do it, certainly women being paid to
do it could do a better a j