Movie Review: Monster Ark  I was watching Sci-Fi last week when
there was a commercial for a movie where there was more than one
Noah’s Ark, and one of them was EVIL.  The movie was called
Monster Ark, and I admit, I geeked out.  As you know, I’m a
B-movie nerd, and overall monster geek.  Heck, I’ve written 2
monster based novels now, (yes, MHI:2 THE ROUGH DRAFT is almost
done).  So when I heard that commerical, the wheels started
turning.  Holy crap, what an awesome idea.  Imagine what you
could do with an idea like that.  An ark filled with other
animals that never made it.  Man, I could write one heck of a
cool story off of that idea.  So I tuned in to the Sci-Fi
Original Picture Presentation of Monster Ark, and like 95% of
the Sci-Fi original pictures, it was pretty lame.  You would
think that by now I would have learned my lesson.  If it is a
Sci-Fi original picture it’s probably gonna suck.  There will be
a lame CGI monster, some propane explosions, and random nameless
people will suffer CGI death, with