The Most Annoying Things Engaged Couples Do  Anna Breslaw  Sex
Advice  January 6, 2014   Amidst the sea of engagements you
might notice that certain elements of social decency have been
left by the wayside. So here’s a helpful primer to send around
to any of your friends who got Facebook-engaged and almost
immediately, tenderly, slid their heads up their own butts.   2.
They shoot their load on heartfelt declarations of love — as
Facebook status updates. Which might be unwise, not to mention
kind of weird. Unfortunately, due to the nature of Facebook
feeds, your lovely just-engaged sonnet (“My new fiancée Rebecca
Greeble is my love, my life, my North Star, my Alpha and my
Omega, and my Mentos-fresh-breathed, mermaid-haired reason for
living”) will look kind of out of place sandwiched between some
guy from high school’s status update about how good Taco Bell
Crunch Wrap Supremes are and a former co-worker’s sloppy-drunk
Instagrams. Also, don’t you need to say that shit at the actual
wedding? Is there any more