Written by Asiabill  Print this  Friday, 10 April 2009  Ten
Reasons Why Western Women Are Better Than Asian Ladies  1.
Western women recognize your drinking problem as their key to
getting laid.  2. Western women make blindness seem less of a
handicap.  3. Western women can shove the car home when it
breaks down.  4. Western women can slap you into submission
without using their hands (Thanks to the S n' M crowd for that
one).  5. You can shelter under Western women during rain
storms.  6. Western women can be used as air mattresses.  7.
Western women make great shields when violence breaks out at
footie games.  8. Western women's cooking makes dieting easy.
9. Western women make automobile airbags redundant.  10. Western
women want equality, not respect.   Print this   Go to top ^