The only part of this clip from today's episode of "The Talk"
that's really worth watching is at the very beginning. The host
asks for "somebody to help me out," as in, to make some noise,
and a girl in the front row stands and holds her arm up in
desperation; she's thinking she'll get to say something to
Justin Bieber or maybe touch his freshly-sheared hair.  And then
a man in a suit emerges, and there's a sudden drop in screams as
the girls turn and stare in confusion at the old guy with a flow
that out-flows even the old Bieber flow. They have utterly no
idea who this human might be! Bieber, to his Canadian credit,
knows immediately, and he and Gretzky play some air hockey
(which gets strangely tense) and then Bieber gets an autographed
jersey and a hug.  And at that moment, every girl in the
audience thought to herself: "Oh, to be that random old guy with
the nice hair."   Hickey's here. Bring your talents right on
back tomorrow.