Eggs and other things may be dangerous to your health  Allen
Worrell  9 months 15 days 13 hours ago | | | Email | Print
People, I am here today to warn you about something very
dangerous. No, it is not the zombie apocalypse … although it is
coming, it is surely coming. This is something else entirely.
No, it is not Oprah Winfrey, who I find scary, as well as
dangerous, or even Honey Boo Boo, who I think is even more
dangerous than Oprah. No, this is something dangerous, but yet
vital to life. Figured it out, yet? It is food.  I find this
disheartening since I am a big fan of food. I mean, I eat
several times a day, every day. Now, when I say dangerous, I
don’t mean if you eat fried chicken, fried potatoes, fried bread
and fried chocolate cake every meal for 30 years, your heart
will explode and kill you. And it will, make no mistake about
that. No, I mean dangerous in that you could die in a matter of
days, or even hours.  I could understand if the food police said
“Don’t eat a dead opossum that has lain on