Saturday, November 8, 2008  The things I did today...   1. Run
around 20 minutes before DW gets home doing dishes so she
doesn't think I've been a lazy twat - check  2. Go Nascar
grocery shopping (so called because my methodology is to zip in
and out of the aisles as quickly as possible and I don't care
who I have to slam into to make certain that's possible) - Check
3. Come home and go to put away the groceries only to discover
that I had to clean out the fridge first? - Check  4. Actually
put the groceries away - Check  4. Locate a friend of a friend's
boxer shorts and let wife tape them with a little love note
outside Mr. Stick's second story window - check.  Yeah, today's
been a full day. And now, I'm left waiting around for my friends
Ian and Randi to call me so I can go and be a nerd and play D&D
with them...hopefully he's sober enough to run a game though. He
went to some beer fest today (I think it was somewhere in Rhode
Island) so goodness knows when I'll be hearing from him. I hope
soon though. I'm