Mmmm…. video game hardware. It's so sexy. It's black and
plastic, and smells like… plastic. It's the sexiest. Touching
video game hardware is literally as pleasurable as touching a
human person. They should've called the Xbox One the Sexbox One.
Or the Xxxboxxx One. Or just called it "Sex."  This humorous
(and kinda shockingly racy!) video from OXM takes a look at just
how sexy Microsoft's new console is. Enjoy, and be sure to watch
to the end.