At the End of the Day  “Monaco is a concrete sh*thole,” a stock
market trader told The Times last Friday, “but the upside is
that I pay no tax”.  All over Britain this Saturday night,
embattled and cash-starved Church of England vicars are
searching desperately for inspiration on the subject of
tomorrow’s Sunday sermon. They need look no further than the
remark of that sad Times interviewee, and his wretched
preference for the love of money over life quality.  At the same
time however, there was a challenge to the Christian ethic  (in
the context of humanity having just the one planet to play with)
when news broke today that scientists have discovered how that
bit of the male wriggly sperm thingy ensures the fertility of
the female egg.  The worryingly dependable fertilising of
British female eggs is what has the UK population rising to an
unsustainable 70 million souls on one incredibly small island.
But that didn’t hold back the likes of Sheffield University
Senior Andrology lecturer Allen Pacey, who called