What’s the Most Ridiculous Scene in Resident Evil: Afterlife?
(And 24 Other Urgent Questions)  Resident Evil: Afterlife, the
fourth film in the Resident Evil franchise, hits theaters today.
Do we live in a world in which we need four Resident Evil
movies? Are there any redeeming qualities whatsoever in Resident
Evil: Afterlife? As a service, we try to answer every question
that you could possibly have about Resident Evil: Afterlife.  Q:
When did you see Resident Evil: Afterlife?  A: This morning at
10 a.m.  Q: Is it a bad sign when a studio screens a film for
the press the very day that it comes out?  A: Yes.  Q: Did you
consider a career change at any point during Resident Evil:
Afterlife?  A: As a direct result of sitting through Resident
Evil: Afterlife, I’m going to be spending a lot of time on a
pier this weekend—à la George Costanza—reflecting on the usually
cushy gig of reviewing movies.  Q: What is Resident Evil:
Afterlife about?  A: In line with the other previous three
Resident Evil films, there’s a