Was Bin Laden&#39;s Death Planned to Distract From Obama&#39;s
Birth Certificate?  Oh, come on, you don't actually believe this
nonsense that Osama Bin Laden was really killed in a firefight
on Sunday… do you? The internet has found the truth behind the
Osama Bin Laden death conspiracy. It's a ruse to distract from
Obama's Kenyan origins!  See, Osama Bin Laden couldn't have been
killed in Abbottabad, since he's actually been dead for "nearly
a decade". He was already dead in December 2001 when he released
that video claiming responsibility for 9/11: It was actually a
"fat Bin Laden look alike." (Would love to see the Craigslist
casting call for that gig.) I mean, a burial at sea? Really? And
we're supposed to believe you're not releasing pictures because
you don't want to offend people or something? Laughable.  So,
why would Obama choose last night to perpetrate this massive
hoax on the entire world? "What are they breaking the news to
hide?" asks the conspiracy theorists at abovetopsecert. Well,
insane, unst