Tag Archives: Mittens  Is America Ready for its First Douche Bag
President?  Mitt Romney is a Douche Bag.  Usually, I refrain
from uncut ad hominem attacks, but fealty to high-minded
discourse should not get in the way of calling a demonstrated
douche a douche. And Mitt Romney is a douche bag. Terrorizing
some poor classmate with long hair in your prep school is a
douche move. Needlessly dissing the UK’s ability to pull off the
summer Olympics and harshing Londoners desire to get into the
Olympic spirit is douchey — especially when you refuse to see
your wife’s hobby horse “Rafalca” (Rafalca sounds sort like a
failed Renaissance figure. The Billy Preston or Syd Barret to
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michaelangelo — not quite Ninja
Turtle worthy) do it’s weird tax deductible dressage waltzes.
Insulting the Palestinians by saying they have an inferior
economic culture comparable to the Israelis — while
simultaneously tossing a “Shylock” libel towards the Jews for
being *so* clever with finances — is a douch