I, Frankenstein, and I Have a Motion Poster  I, Frankenstein
(2014) Movie Title  Yes, in case you were wondering, Aaron
Eckhart’s “I, Frankenstein” is still around and kicking. The bad
news? It’s been slotted for January 2014, which is about a year
later than expected. The film seems to be stuck in-production
since forever, but maybe that’s just because I’ve been reporting
on it since 2011, but it’s just now getting the very first bit
of promotion — by way of a silly “motion” poster featuring
Eckhart doing, well, something. Or not.  It’s pretty pointless,
and makes you wonder who thought this was a better idea than
just releasing a motionless one-sheet. It’s like giving a
Ferrari to someone who doesn’t know how to drive. What’s the
point?  Anyways, the film finds Eckhart playing the titular
monster, who “finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries old
war between two immortal clans.” That sucks for you, Frank.  The
movie also co-stars Bill Nighy, Yvonne Strahovski, Jai Courtney,
Miranda Otto, Caitlin Stasey