Drugs, Sex and Idiots: The Gawker Guide to the ElectionS
Tomorrow, America Votes. Most people are fixated on "who will be
the next President" and "how many Senate seats will Democrats
pick up" but you know what? Real Democracy happens in the insane
initiatives that clog local ballots every year. But many of
these initiatives are about "taxes" and "redistricting" and
other boring things like that. So we've put together a voters
guide highlighting only ballot initiatives of interest to
drinking, drugging, and whoring Gawker readers. We'll focus on
statewide ballot initiatives, which sadly leaves out awesome
things like San Francisco's prostitution-legalizing Proposition
K but honestly we didn't have time to comb through every damn
city in the country's crazy notions. Click through and learn how
to vote, oh citizens of this grand experiment! Lady Issues    •
California's Proposition 4 would prohibit abortion for minors
until 48 hours after her doctor alerts her parents. Vote: No,
asshole.   • Colorado's Definit