1. I’ll cut the hair if you stop hitting me ok?    2. jaded
Beaten down husband, see “Brad Pitt Syndrome”    3. Soup
The Almost Famous sequel was widely panned by critics.    4.
DeucePickle      You’re a dirty pirate hooker    5. Tad Bit
Tipsy      Bullshit, I can play anybody. I can play Mike Tyson
for Christ Sake! Watch this…    6. Cock Dr      They look cute
together.     Good luck with that.    7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
All she had to do was stare in to his yellow eyes without
blinking once.    8. We hear that Ben Affleck is up for the lead
roll in the remake of “Yogi Bear.”    9. Contusion      “…and
then Matt pulled his dick out of my ass and said, ‘How’s them
apples!!!’”    10. Things were going well right up until he
leaned in and whispered, “I love your gigantic ears.”    11.
Ben’s practicing for a game of “Rodeo Cowboy” later tonight.
He’ll be banging Jennifer Garner doggie-style, whisper into her
ear “Your sister likes it this way too” and then try to stay on
for 8 seconds.    12. hmn