Monday, September 12, 2011  My Very Mature Family        Most
people would describe my parents as serious and quiet. Don't get
me wrong - they are HUGE on fun (probably more than me, but then
again, people say I'm serious, too). They are just more calm
around co-workers and pretty much everyone but me and my sister.
My dad is ALL the time cracking jokes he learned from his dad,
and my mom gets so into some things that no one can hide their
laughter.       As we were grocery shopping, I learned of all
the very immature things my parents have done in stores. One of
my family members once went on the speaker and said, "Child hurt
in the toy aisle," just to get a laugh. My grandmother of all
people stuck toilet plungers down the aisle and positioned them
so that no carts could get around them. As a child, my
grandfather peeled all the bananas in the banana section. A
scene from my dad's childhood:       "So you're talking in my
class? Do you want to teach the class?" The teacher asked my
dad.       My dad walked