Lindsay Lohan filled in for Chelsea Handler and hosted Monday
night's "Chelsea Lately" on E!  "As you all know, for the past
90 days I've been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu,"
the actress joked while opening her monologue.  "I've been
through a lot lately and I have a lot of people to thank for
that," she continued. "Most notably the celebrities who kept the
tabloid industry alive in my absence."  Like Kanye West for
"acting like a baby and making a baby" and Justin Bieber for
"peeing where you shouldn't, spitting where you shouldn't and
wearing your pants where you shouldn't."  See who else she
specifically thanks — and why — below: