  Holidays?  More like LOLidays here @ riotworthy!!!eleven!!
lmao rofl! etc    A three day weekend of family goings ons was
beginning.  I went to the bus station with my whiskey and coke
in a twenty ounce bottle and watched the freakshows.  A young
girl got out a laptop and an obese lady with lots of bags and
small, insane eyes began questioning her about what kind of
video games she was playing.  The girl answered with small,
disassociated answers with what appeared to be the intent of
discouraging follow up questions.  Eventually, it worked.  A
young couple sat next to each other while their bratty child
wandered around playing with payphones.  The bag lady walked up
to the parents.    "Is she allowed to have candy?"  She offered
a candy cane.  "  No, she's already had enough, but thank
you..."  The bag lady sat back down and snapped her fingers in a
gesture of defeat.  I just kept sipping my drink.  A girl walked
in that I think was actually attractive, but my impression of as
much might have just been a p