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Print I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world,
ain'a? So let me make one thing perfectly clear, I was thrilled
to hear that the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum
has opened a Watergate Gallery, you betcha. Seems though that
the gallery doesn't maintain regular hours. You have to break in
if you want to see it. Ba-ding!  Yes sir, that one never gets
old, what the fock. I've never been to a presidential
library/museum but I can't imagine they all don't have some kind
of souvenir gift shop that the visitor has to pass through so's
to get out of the goddamn joint. I'll bet at Nixon's, you can
buy a tape recorder that no matter what you record, there's
always an 18-minute gap somewheres. Or maybe a souvenir blanket
so you can cover-up when you feel the need. For the kids, maybe
a little toilet plunger and they can play "plumber" when they
get home. And those plungers