to have fly rage?  (60 Posts) Fairylea Thu 18-Jul-13 13:34:53
Seriously fuck off you bastarding cunting fucking fly!  Stop
landing on me every two seconds just because I've decided to sit
down for a few minutes with a tea.  (Disclaimer : I know flies
cannot read. But I am in need of arant).  fluffandnonsense Thu
18-Jul-13 19:54:59  I had a sodding horse fly down my bra on
Sunday, the little fucker bit me right on the tit and made me
bleed!! But I had real rage when one landed on my poor innocent
4 year old and bit him, the sheer look of terror on his face was
enough for me to declare war on all the flying fuckers from now
on!!!  TheCunnyFunt Thu 18-Jul-13 20:02:26  I hate the little
fuckers angry There's one buzzing around the room now. They
often bounce themselves off the kitchen window, so I open the
window and they continue to bounce themselves off the other side
of the fecking window. The side which isn't open.  24again Thu
18-Jul-13 20:08:43  I have one of those electrified tennis
rackets - very, very s