UPCOMING RIDES (Invite Yourself Along)  UPCOMING RIDES (Invite
Yourself Along)  Wednesday, April 21, 2010  The A-Team Called To
Rescue Taiwan Bicycle Industry  According to TBEA Chairman Y.M.
Yang, when your industry takes a 20% drop in export volume and
if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can
hire the A-Team.  "As TEBA Chairman, I strongly encourage
bicycle companies to improve themselves using the methods
pioneered by the A-Team." --Y.M. Yang Industry insiders should
expect Taiwanese bicycle manufactures to begin retrofitting
their bicycles with homemade flamethrowers, compressed air
missiles and attempt daring escapes from board meetings using
helium and simple trash bags. The fabrication time will be
vastly reduced by introducing a funky base line and focusing on
thick bejeweled fingers busily at work.  Taiwanese companies are
already looking into replacing their foreign and domestic
fabrication specialists and engineers with simply one
multitalented "Big Angry Mudsucker", which w