Sunday, December 11, 2005  Nihilist In Golf Pants Christmas
Greeting  After writing about President Bush's "Holiday"
greeting card, I thought I would show him how a proper Christmas
greeting should be done:  The entire Nihilist In Golf Pants
family wishes you a joyous and healthy Christmas season!  Take
time to remember the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ,
who established his one true church nearly 2,000 years ago.  If
you are an Evangelical Christian or member of any protestant
denomination, you understand the importance of this season. You
just missed being correct by a very small margin, but peace and
goodwill to you anyway.  If you are Mormon, we don't really
understand what makes you different from protestant Christians.
Anyway, good luck to BYU in their minor tier bowl game.  If you
are Jewish, we at NIGP disapprove of those who hold a grudge
because you killed Jesus. We understand none of you were alive
at that time. So enjoy spinning your tops and lighting your
candles!  If you are an atheis