  The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time  Theodore Roosevelt
Checking Teddy Roosevelt's resume is like reading a How-To guide
on ass-kicking manliness. He was a cattle rancher, a deputy
sheriff, an explorer, a police commissioner, the assistant
Secretary of the Navy, the governor of New York, and a war hero.
Out of all of his jobs, hobbies and passions, Roosevelt always
had a special spot in his heart for unadulterated violence. In
1898, Roosevelt formed the first U.S. Volunteer Cavalry
Regiment, known as the Rough Riders. Most people already know of
the Rough Riders and their historic charge up San Juan Hill, but
few know that, since their horses had to be left behind, the
Riders made this charge entirely on foot. You just could not
stop this man from violencing the hell out of a San Juan Hill.
Teddy Roosevelt, a split second before spitting in the invisible
face of death, and pimp slapping it with his tiny neck-hand.
And don't think that Roosevelt lost his obsession with violence
when he became preside