Panda cub Xiau Liwu, a resident of the San Diego Zoo, is KILLING
ME. Killing me! I can't take this shit, I give up. Give up!  I'm
roughly the shape of that ball, I wonder if I could shrink down
and change places with it? I want to Freaky Friday with that
ball and then get hugged by a panda cub all day. Sounds good,
right? I'm pretty sure that plastic ball could convincingly be
me for a few days, too. Let's do this!