Who's To Blame For Detroit's Nightmare, really?  We've had all
sorts of carefully reasoned discussions on the reasons that
Ford, GM, and Chrysler are in such trouble, but who needs reason
or logic? You know who's to blame!  Maybe it's the ineptitude of
the clowns running the Big Three… or those goddamn unions that
clearly take their marching orders straight from the Sendero
Luminoso… no, wait, it's the shareholders' obsession with short-
term profits, to hell with the future… bullshit, it's the
generally exploitative nature of laissez-faire capitalism… no,
no, it's those double-dealin' Saudis and their gas-price-jacking
antics… well, you get the idea, and here's your chance to prove
to all those losers who can't see what's right in front of their
noses! The answer is real simple! Feel free to rant, rave,
bluster, treat edge-case conspiracy theories as fact, fire off
inappropriately ad hominem salvos, invoke Godwin's Law, whatever
it takes. Just don't mix up you're with your and everything will
be fine.