Tongue twist: NJ race call is merry, marital mess  OCEANPORT,
N.J. (AP) - A pair of dueling horses left an announcer at a New
Jersey racetrack sounding more like a confused husband.  Larry
Collmus had noticed "Mywifenosevrything" and "Thewifedoesntknow"
on the card for Sunday's seventh race at Monmouth Park in
Oceanport but he says he didn't envision the outcome.  But when
the horses were both in the hunt near the end, Collmus says he
had a sense of what was coming.  Collmus kept up the call as the
two dueled down the stretch, deftly flicking between the tongue-
twisting names. His only thought: "Don't mess it up."  At the
finish he exclaimed: "Mywifenosevrything more than
Thewifedoesntknow. Whew!"  Video of the call has gone viral on
YouTube.  Mywifenosevrything is trained by a woman, while a man
trains Thewifedoesntknow.