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(2005–present) is an American sitcom, airing Mondays at 8:00 pm
on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the
future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted
Mosby, tells his two children the story of how he met their
mother with the help of his best friend, Marshall Eriksen,
Marshall's wife Lily Aldrin, and their two friends Barney
Stinson and Robin Scherbatsky.   Season 1[edit]  Pilot
[1.01][edit]  [First scene of the series, in 2030] Ted's Son:
Are we being punished or something? Future Ted: No. Ted's
Daughter: Dad, is this gonna take a while?  [Ted just saw Robin]
Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl? Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just
KNOW she likes it dirty. Go say 'Hi'.  Purple Giraffe
[1.02][edit]  Lily: Hey. I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring.
My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong.
Like... my shirt. Kinda don't wanna wear my shirt anymore.