Tuesday, January 31, 2012  Hey, let's name the new froyo machine
at 16 Handles  So, there's this. Via the 16 Handles Facebook
page...  Some suggestions via Facebook so far include: The
Mixerater ... Green Supreme... Blendzie...  Meh. A few names to
get everyone warmed up:  • Here Today, Lying in Front of the St.
Mark's Church-in-the-Bowery 10 Minutes Later  • Does this
Machine Make Me Look Fat?  • FroYuckinator  Isn't this fun?
Jeremiah Moss said...  The SpoogeMeister  Pull My Finger
Paramus Mall Memory Machine  (yes, they come from Paramus:
http://16handles.com/press.php)  Andy said...  Gelatinous Milk
Product Extruder  The "Imagine how rarely we clean this" machine
The Ice Queen's supple teat  randall said...  All great choices.
But seriously when is this fucking idiocy going to end. It's a
frozen yogurt machine why the fuck does it need a name other
than fucking frozen yogurt machine. I think we should start
naming all of the turnstiles, metrocard machines and those new
parking meter boxes too. The ol