American Dad!  From Wikiquote (Redirected from A Smith in the
Hand) Jump to: navigation, search  American Dad! is an animated
U.S. television series created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker
and Matt Weitzman, broadcasted since 2005.   Season 1[edit]
Pilot [1.01][edit]  Stan Smith: [picks up the phone] This is
Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a
problem with your son. Stanley Smith: Oh, God, he's gay. This is
it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years.
[takes out a vial and starts chugging down pills] Principal
Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He
evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.
Stan Smith: I see. [foam starts coming out of his mouth] Henry,
antidote.  Stan Smith: Francine, you be careful when out there
today; we're at terror alert orange! Which means something could
go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, SO LOOK
SHARP! Hayley Smith: You know, Dad, it's great that you and your
CIA buddies have made