Fortune Ball: Elaborate Way to Part Fools and Their Money  Enter
the exact time of your birth into the Fortune Ball, and it goes
through its colorful permutations, using "computers" to tell
your "fortune." This would be great for those occasions when a
coin-flip just doesn't seem to be elaborate enough.  The device
was invented by Dr. Ming Fang, whom we suspect is the proud
holder of a doctorate in economics. One thing's certain: whoever
plunks down the $112.68 for this will be less wealthy as soon as
they place the order. There's also a high probability that those
fortune-telling gadget buyers and the rest of their money will
be soon parted. You heard it here first.  Product Page [, via
Shiny Shiny]