Six-Year-Old 49ers Fan Writes Threatening Letter To The Seahawks
After reading this, and a seven-year-old Bengals fan's letter to
the injured Kevin Huber, I'm starting to think nobody
appreciates sports quite like a small child.  The photo comes
from reader Rain, who says his six-year-old son has been making
these before every Niners game. This one's for the Seahawks game
from a couple weeks back. It says:  "Seahawks, a sea serpent is
watching the game. If you win, it will eat the fans and eat you.
A virus will come into your throat and give you the flu. You'll
probably need a flu shot at Fred Meyer. No Seahawks beyond this
point."  (Fred Meyer is a chain in the Pacific Northwest, so it
sounds like this kid is standing up for his team in enemy
territory.)  We know your kid has written something like this.
(I used to write poems about my favorite athletes. I was a
sensitive soul.) Dig it up and send it to us, because sports
fandom generally goes downhill after hitting drinking age.