Wednesday, March 17, 2010  John Belushi’s “Weekend Update” rant
on “The Luck O’the Irish”  Thank you, thank you very much. Well,
it's come that time again, St. Patrick's Day has come and gone
and well, the sons of Ireland are basking in the glow.  When I
think of Ireland I think a lot of colorful Irish expressions
like, "Top of the morning to ya," "Kiss the barney stone," "May
the road rise to meet ya," "May you be in heaven an hour before
the devil knows you're dead," "I'd like to smash you in the face
with my shillelagh," "Danny-boy," "Begorra," "Wail of the
banshee," and "Whiskey for the leprechauns, whisky for the
leprechauns."  But the expression I think most people identify
with the Irish, is, of course, the luck of the Irish. The luck
of the Irish. Sure. Let's say you're in a pub somewhere in
Ireland, oh, anywhere in Ireland, some guy comes up to you and
says, "Hey is that a bomb on you I hear ticking?" And then
BAM!!! Your small intestines are on the ceiling and your brains
are on your car across the