The Celebrity US Apprentice: recapped  It seemed like another
normal bloated two hour US Apprentice ... but then, it all got
far, far worse. How could it be worse? We're on hand to cover
simply everything Apprenticey, so can tell you.  In this week's
US Apprentice, promises the TV guide, 'one celebrity gets sick'.
You would think the name of the episode would be 'The episode
where we suddenly sneak in half of the next episode without
telling you', but no, they led on the sick thing.  One celebrity
gets sick. But how sick? Really sick, you ask? Colourfully sick?
Sick all over the other celebrities sick? And most importantly,
WILL there be midgets? And what's the horrifying twist at the
end? If you want to know these and other such desperately
important matters of business - our ongoing mission to recap
anything Apprenticey will provide.  It begins, as it always
does.  Last week, on the Apprentice  We get to see the enormous
surprise of last week's boardroom, with Khloe being fired for
drunk driving last year (