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navigation, search Adriana Lima 45 No, this is not a picture of
objectivity. This is a picture of Adriana Lima. Would you rather
look at a picture of objectivity?  Objectivity is the claim that
some utterance is true for everyone, and is independent of the
money the utterer stands to make off you, which may be in the
form of a patronage job after you vote for his awful candidate.
Objectivity in practice is unattainable, but it is a nice thing
to shoot for, sort of like dating a Perfect Ten (pictured).
Objectivity is unmeasurable, because any proof of an utterance's
objectivity might not be objective.  Essence of objectivity  “We
hold these truths to be self-evident....”  The above is the
first recorded case, and still the most notorious, where a
writer asserts that not only is something true, but that if you
have a problem with it, then you are the problem.  Saying
something is objective is better than merely saying it is true.
It is saying it is tru