Monday, December 10, 2012  At least I wasn't abducted by aliens
I was walking down a crowded street last night in the dark,
unarmed and feeling very uncomfortable with the circumstances -
people bumping into me and putting their hands on me when
suddenly somebody came up from behind and threw their arms my
chest and tried to throw me to the ground. I planted both feet,
leaned forward a bit then twisted and gave him an elbow shot to
the ribs as hard as I could. "OW!!!" hollered Lisa as I sat
straight up in bed, jaw and fists clenched.  Lisa? Lisa!!! Oh
no, I was having a bad dream and hammered Lisa right in the
ribs. Oh, shit. Thank God I was bound up with the covers and
didn't hit her as hard as I was trying to. Man, I felt horrible.
I've never hit a woman in my life and here I've gone and popped
my wife over a nightmare. I apologized over and over again until
she told me to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep. This
morning over breakfast I noticed she was rubbing her ribs and I
apologized again. "Honey, i