Please note that, unlike his equally excellent "Indisputable
facts about the hedgehog," Ze Frank's "True facts about the
angler fish" is actually loaded with actual, real, bona fide,
scientifically confirmed facts re: male and female anglerfish.
Relative sizes, face-digestion, gonadal transformation. All
true.  All those looking to make a joke about the human male
being "a very loud, annoying and unnecessarily complex pair of
gonads" to species other than female anglerfish, please form a
line on the left.  [Ze Frank]