In case you don't know, 2012 is the Year of the Titanic! You
think that James Cameron's 3D-ified rerelease is just an
arbitrary money-making scheme? Think again, Titanic novices!
This year marks the 100th year anniversary of the sinking of the
ship of dreams.  So to honor the most luxurious sinking of all
time, the converted 'Titanic' will be sailing into theaters
April 6 (the actual sinking occurred on April 15) -- and for the
truly obsessed (and decidedly not superstitious) there will be a
Titanic memorial cruise, which follows the itinerary of the
tragic voyage. (Really, this exists.)  But for landlocked
Titanic fanatics, there's a little something for you, too.
Thousands of artifacts salvaged from the sunken ship will go on
sale in a winner-take-all auction -- James Cameron, that's your
cue!  The objects for sale include 5,500 pieces of fine china,
still-fragrant perfume bottles, ship fittings and other pieces
of the luxury liner, all for $189 million, a sum that would even
make Cal Hockley weak in the kn