Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX  I've been acting like a 10 year old the
last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like
a divorced 40 year old should.   Bloody harry. he brought back
beheading in a big way.  My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless
tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry. Homer  Lisa: Sometimes i
wish strangling your kid was still legal. Marge: Not since they
passed Homer's Law.  I just like to dress up to eat carrots and
smoke.   Homer: How would you like to have future sex? Marge:
Why do you say future this is now?  You can always go back to
Michigan. They're still under Sharia law.   Who cares what we
look like in whatever stupid year this is.   I'm Santa!? Oh, now
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