Two Men Admit to Killing a Family’s Enormous Pet Turkey for
Thanksgiving  We're going to play a little game because it's
Thanksgiving, which means that you're either reading this locked
in the guest room next to all the coats at your Aunt Miriam's
house because you stupidly got stoned before the feast and could
really use an excuse not to go downstairs, or you're all alone
eating turkey cold cuts and could use a pick-me-up. It's a
guessing game. I'll name the bizarre crime, and you name the
state. Ready?, no — it's not necessarily Florida. Just wait
until I give the hint, okay? Here we go: two men have been
charged with armed burglary, armed trespassing, theft of
livestock and animal cruelty after shooting a family's 30-pound
pet turkey named Tom with a bow and arrow. Where did this
happen?  Fine, you were right the first time — the turkey
killing happened in Florida, more specifically on the Panhandle,
and even more specifically in Gulf Breeze, a suburb of
Pensacola, the city where, incidentally, Jaws 2 was