 Cracked Columnists  4 Disturbing Sleep Conditions No One Talks
About  Everyone's heard of sleep walking, sleep talking and
sleep paralysis. There are dozens of weird, sometimes creepy
sleep disorders that affect a number of people and make their
bedtime seem like a night at the circus, if the circus were less
full of elephants and more full of people in pajamas dry humping
the fridge. Which is kind of like a French-Canadian circus. Make
sure you buy the poutine if you go, but watch how the carny
hands it to you -- the last thing you need is his thumb bacteria
in your gravy.  Hilarious sites like Cracked tend to only inform
you of actually interesting and bizarre sleep disorders. What
the hell is the deal with the stuff that everyone does but no
one ever wants to talk about because it's ridiculous? Why does
stuff keep oozing out of us at night, is what I'm asking. Why?
#4. Scalp Leakage   I'll preface this by saying that I once
heard a stand-up comedian make a joke about your head leaking
maple syrup at nigh