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Jump to: navigation, search Can you spot the criminal in this
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A criminal is a badass to an Anti-Criminal. They are often found
in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Criminals are what the
law says, therefore Outlawz are criminals and the OGs, the
original Homosapiens who beat down mofos for weed and women.
Criminals can be divided into professional criminals, who make a
living from crime (breaking the law); criminal professionals,
who drive to crimes in Volvos; habitual criminals, who are going
to give up tomorrow, or the day after at the latest; and casual
or opportunistic criminals, such as myself.  Types of criminal
Petty Criminals  Littering People who don't use bins and throw
garbage on the floor like candy wrappers. This is criminal. You
will have to steal alot of sweets to cover the fine if you are
caught, so k