I’d thought one of the symbols in green, yellow, and red on the
outside of the condom strip wrapper would show up as ketone
results. Instead you get LO (good), a number (probably pretty
bad), or HI (bad for sure.)   How convenient Bill Clinton speak
so long DNC, perfect timing for recheck blood sugar make sure go
down. 10PM 189, tiny correction. Bigfoot confident will be
closer 120 after rousing, comprehensive speech. Instead get this
whopper: 280.  How convenient ketone meter blood test strips
arrive CVS yesterday. Not need confront splashy pee/sleeping
child. It walk in park.  How convenient each strip individual
wrapper—>NovaMaxPlus know Bigfoot not plan use often, wish
preserve/not stale. So convenient this meter work just like
glucometer. Not need new moves.  How inconvenient meter count
down from ten. Ten! Bigfoot not accustom this level suspense. It
forever. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1:   The symbols are to help
you determine how bad to feel when you get a numerical result.
How convenient result in Engl