My Sexually Deviant Neighbor Totoro  To be fair, just because
you might purchase this Cartoon Totoro Lycra Spandex Multicolor
Zentai Suit — available from Milanoo for a mere $40 here —does
not mean you're necessarily a sexual deviant. And Just because
someone might purchase and wear this nightmare, that doesn't
mean they also have little girls dressed like the stars of the
classic children's anime movie My Neighbor Totoro locked in
their basement. In fact, probably less than 85% of them do.
[Via Geekologie]