In the crime shows, they always send out a Forensic Computer
Examiner to go through a suspect’s Googling  to determine just
how disturbed they might be. After looking back over recent
searches, I realized that if this ever happens to me, I’m
screwed.  Here are some examples of answers I’ve sought from the
interweb:  Do I have rabies? How long can a cat go without food
before they will starve? Can you get HPV from a loofah? How many
virgins did Lady Bathory actually kill?  Do squids have penises?
What is the most powerful poison on earth? And, where can it be
purchased? Is bourbon gluten free?  Can tornadoes cross water? 
Has anyone ever made a porn based on "The Smurfs?" Has anyone
ever published a cannibal cookbook? What is the proper
pronunciation for “kegal?” How many bars of Irish Spring soap
can a dog eat before serious consequences? Are there any states
where human taxidermy is legal? What is the name for the sexual
fetish involving arm pit hair?   …and the one that makes me
question my own motives…  In