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comments →  [–]IShadowWolf 117 points118 points ago  Thats
because batman is a known Workoholic, where as superman will go
home, go to bed and sleep in, because hes a lazy fucking
bastard.  [–]nicktanisok 93 points94 points ago  Could it be?
That Superman is actually more HUMAN than Batman? While Superman
was raised by human parents, Batman was raised by... - You know
I think I have found the true cause of laziness in humans -
being brought up by parents (at least human ones)
[–]UncleIroh626 108 points109 points ago  Batman was raised by
Alfred. Butlers aren't the kind of people who slack off.
[–]MarkerBarker78 38 points39 points ago  Although, its not like
he had to be a butler for a family anymore.  [–]nathanawake 2
points3 points ago  Alfred taught Bruce everything. Alfred's a
fuckin beast!  [–]heywonderboy 7 points8 points ago   low blow