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navigation, search  12 July 2010  Lebron biting nails A new,
multi-year contract will put LeBron James on a South Beach Diet,
which will presumably keep him from having to snack on body
parts.  SOUTH BEACH, Florida -- Basketball star LeBron James
announced, over the weekend, his decision to "take my talents to
South Beach."  The career-change decision was carried on an
hour-long television sports special on ESPN, following a two-
hour pre-game show featuring always-popular speculation by
sportscasters. The day was like a long rain delay in baseball
without the bad weather.  Following the decision, Dan Gilbert,
owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, where Mr. James's talents had
played, wrote a petulant open letter to fans of the franchise
once known as the Cadavers, pledging to win an NBA championship
without talent before Mr. James's talents next win one with
talent.  The letter itself produced backla