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Cars. “They just buy stuff from Mitsubishi and sell it as their
own huh?” ~ Captain Obvious on Proton Car “I have simple tastes,
I just won't buy a Proton.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Proton Car  Proton
(pronounced as Porn-tonne, Potong, Tronton, Megatron, Pr0nton,
Pootong, Poon-Tang, Plotong, Tin Kosong or Shitbox ) is the
first and original national car manufacturer of Malaysia. Like
nearly all things made in Malaysia, they are made to be pure
shit. Unlike Perodua who claim to be the number 1 national car
manufacturer of Malaysia, they are actually a conspiracy, a
betrayal and a big time spy from Toyota and Daihatsu. Proton is
actually an insidious Malaysian Government's agency which is
secretly helping the undeserving Malaysian to own a damn fucking
car, no matter how wrecked it is. 894 people all around the
world die everyday b