Breaking: Celebrity Weekly Possibly Inaccurate  This will shake
to your very core, but: Us Weekly might be wrong. In response to
the mag's scoop today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn
were engaged (a story considered so steeped in actual facts that
it merited a segment on the Today show), Aniston's publicist
Stephen Huvane has told E!, "It is not true—they are not
engaged." Fuck. No. God. Lies. Fuck. It hurts. The aching no the
hurt it bleeds our heart it bleeds salty tears the bleeding no
no nothing's real salty hurt no mother please no  Stop. Breathe.
It's okay. We're going to get through this together. We just
have no idea how.  Jen and Vince Deny Latest Engagement Rumor
[E!] Earlier: Stop Everything You're Doing: Aniston, Vaughn
Engaged