Pass notes  No 2,487  You can't bring that in here. Go on. I
won't spill it.  This is a secure area. It's only a can of Coke.
A can of Coke which threatens America. Is this an Atkins thing?
No, it's an army thing. For all I know that can may be used to
eavesdrop on a US military base. Maybe, if I had some string,
and another can.  I believe your beverage may contain a hidden
Global Positioning Satellite chip and a mobile communications
device. I doubt it. It only cost 60p.  This is not a laughing
matter, friend. Not so far, I agree. What are you talking about?
As part of its Unexpected Summer promotion, Coca-Cola has fitted
some multi-pack cans with a mobile phone and a GPS device. Why?
When consumers activate the can, it rings a special hotline.
Why?  So that, with the beverage owner's consent, the "Coca-Cola
Unexpected Summer Prize Team" can use the GPS chip to track him
down like a dog. Why?  To give him an SUV. Oh. And can these
cans really spy on US bases?  According to Coke spokesman Mart
Martin, no