A/N: these theories were written by my cousin and I in random
moments of almost insight they are not intended to be offensive
and were are truly sorry if you find them to be so, please note
that both my cousin Lizzie and I are Christians and we are not
gang banging Jesus now sit back relax and enjoy the randomness
that is our minds  B.S. Theories of the Bible   D: I hope that
these theories make Jesus laugh so hard that the disciples (also
suppressing giggles) have to hold him up so that he doesn't fall
off his throne.  E: Either that or we go to the "other place"
D: At least someone will get a kick out of it.   2. Exodus 15:8
By the blast of your nostrils the waters piled up… I just have
two things to say to that. One I'll bet you didn't know that was
in there, and secondly don't you think they could have found
another way to phrase that?  3. Multiplication- God's curse to
the Israelites and fourth graders around the world  4. In Moses
day they worshiped cows, now we make them into yummy burgers.
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