  My sophomore year after being screwed by housing, I was forced
to live with a stranger who was a crazy racist. He went on a
drunken slur-spitting rampage after skipping out on his anti-
psychotic drugs and drinking heavily. When I confronted him
about his comments, he chased me around our room and stabbed me
with his nail clipper. I called the cops, who chased him into
the woods with police dogs and arrested him, and he was kicked
out of school 3 weeks before he was supposed to graduate.
Because of the state mandated restraining order, and my refusal
to cooperate, he was not allowed to come to our room and get his
tv, printer, microwave, or mini fridge. I never got a new
roommate, but I still have a sick tv and dorm room appliances!
Ryan, University of Connecticut  My lebanese metro sexual Justin
Timberlake 2.0 roommate politely asked me to pee sitting down
like a girl instead of standing up to piss, for sanitary reasons
I assume. For the rest of the semester I pissed in the sink just
to spite him and didn't