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broadcast. All is well in the school.Skinner    Rating: 4.1 (174
votes)   Springfield is suffering an economic slowdown, so the
townspeople decide to legalize gambling. Mr. Burns builds a
casino on the waterfront, and hires Homer as a blackjack dealer.
When Marge finds a quarter on the floor at the casino, she
starts gambling and keeps winning. Soon she is addicted. Lisa
worries about her, and makes her promise to help her with a
costume for the upcoming Geography Pageant at school. But when
Marge doesn't show up to help her, Homer goes to the casino and
confronts her. Marge admits she has a gambling problem and
leaves the casino with Homer.  Memorable quotes  Homer: (wearing
glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an
isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining
side! Man: (in a cubicle) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Lisa: Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed
for you. Bart: I'm Bart.  Quim