Big Bill's Star Trek Stuff, submitted by R-Lo. Rich, in his
never ending battle to make me commit suicide, turned up this
gem of a web site. I hate Star Trek fans. Yeah, not exactly
setting a trend for bold statements, but these bastards
continually piss me off. I don't particularly hate the show, I
used to watch the original and Next Generation when I was a kid,
but I never found myself in a conversation about how they make
transporter pads wheelchair accessible.  Q; How does Jameson get
his wheelchair down from the transporter pad?  A; My theory is
that his wheelchair was lifted off the transporter pad by a
couple of hefty young Ensigns. Easy, innit? Mind you, it does
make me wonder why he wasn't beamed onto a level surface in the
first place.  I don't even know who the living fuck this guy is
talking about. With a little contextual detective work I managed
to come up with some facts. His name is Jameson, he is confined
to a wheelchair and he spends a lot of time using the
transporter. I have a question for