1. Got another tweet from Dale Murphy last night. Which is a
dream come true. As a kid back in the 80s I’d watch him play on
TBS and think, “Wow, I’d love to get a tweet from him.”  2.
Grammar rules are for the little people. We can’t say ‘midgets’
anymore, right?  3. This week I’ve eaten quiche twice, drank hot
tea, read a poem and started Jane Eyre. I’m afraid Driscoll is
going to tweet, “Farewell Matt Redmond.”  4. You don’t think
Murph thinks I’m the Christian singer, do you?  5. I go back and
forth with Gingrich…I mean sometimes I’m reminded of Monty
Python but sometimes I immediately think of fruit cookies.  6. I
may or may not be looking over my wife’s shoulder while she
peruses Pinterest right now.  7. Not all that glitters is
glitter.  8. Wait, do Mormons listen to CCM?  9. My wife showed
me a bacon recipe on Pinterest and didn’t pin it. I don’t even
know her anymore.  10. The laughter of my children has all the
magic of stars at eye-level.