Someone Invented a Baby Wig, So Your Little Girl Won&#39;t Be
BaldS  I'm pretty sure that we as a society have just officially
beat our own record of "youngest age to expose a child to daft
and absurd gender policing." We've done it, guys. We have all
contributed to a world in which something like "the baby wig"
can exist.  Baby Bangs!, as the infernal creations are called,
are "made just for little girls," according to the product's
website. What is the function of a pair of Baby Bangs!? To let
your infant daughter tell the world, "I'm not a boy!", duh.
They're billed as "a very comfortable, extremely natural-
looking, fun and fashionable hair accessory/alternative for
mothers with baby girls who have very little or no hair."
Because god knows how much damage being bald could do to a
newborn's self-esteem.  Here's some more insight into the
company's philosophy:  At Baby Bangs! we believe in the beauty
of childhood. Our unique designs are sprinkled with MAGIC!
~inspiring a world of whimsical wonder and mystic