October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!  Stupid Customers Come
With A Sign    Me: “Hello. Do you need help sir?”    (He looks
genuinely upset at this fact.)   Me: “Sir, turtles can’t read.”
Customer: “They can’t?”  Me: “No.”  Customer: “Hmm. Well, that’s
upsetting.”  Spewing Obnoxious Gases     Me: “Yeah, I think I
can.”  (I turn to the next customer in line.)  Me: “Do you want
to kill the environment?”  Customer #2: “Yes!”  Me: “A bag it
is.”  It Would Explain Canada’s Lack Of Sun  | Toronto, ON,
Canada | Canada, Technology, Tourists/Travel, Uncategorized  (I
have just activated a new smart-phone for a customer. I am
showing them how to set it up.)  Me: “…and that is how you would
send a text message. Do you have any other questions?”
Customer: “The time is wrong on this phone.”  Me: “That’s
because you haven’t selected the correct time zone. Here, I will
show you the time setup.”  (I show the customer the list of time
zones, and briefly leave her to answer another customer’s
question.)  Customer: *impatien