Happy New Year to All Our Jewish Wine Drinking Friends!  Today
is the Jewish New Year and the Day of Atonement.  Did you know
that there are only 430 Jews living in North Dakota?
Furthermore, there are only 295 Jews living in South Dakota!
There are over 90,000 Jews in Montreal, not counting my son and
daughter who equal one Jew combined.  My daughter is fasting
today and tried to go to a Synagogue yesterday. She has only
been to a Synagogue two or three times in her life (assorted
relatives of mine had Jewish Mitzvah's or Jewish Weddings, etc.)
but she wanted to go yesterday.  No one would let her in because
she did not a "ticket."  One nice thing about being of the
Jewish persuasion, which I am, is that I can make Jewish jokes
and not be accused of being an anti-semite.  Although I am open
to the charge of being a "self-hater."  Happy Yom Kippur! - Joe
Dressner 10-09-2008 1:14 pm  Oi Vey! - anonymous (guest)
10-09-2008 1:48 pm  Alyce should move to Portland. There are
36,000 Jews here, and only some Synag