That's right, it's time for Spy Eye for the Sim Guy, where we
take an unsuspecting -- and often unwilling -- Sim and turn him
into the man he knows he could be if he wasn't who he actually
is.  And if you followed that, we're ready to begin!  This
week's project is none other than Eugene Marfit, who at the ripe
age of 20 has already sampled every single flavor of pasta
available in cans. Let's give it up for Eugene, because nobody
else has, nor would they want to. And here he is!  Meet Eugene
Marfit. What have we gotten ourselves into?  Let's take a look
at a day in the life of Eugene: Eugene, what -- what are you --
are you haggling over the tip? This is just remarkable. And look
at that figure: It's like pear-shaped, but with a double chin.
You're in what The Sims 2 would call "bad shape." They call it
that because the words "cheese-guzzling cellulisaurous" wouldn't
fit on the interface.  And let's talk about your living room for
a second. It's what we would call "decoratively challenged,"
meaning it's a ch