Moon over Moscow   It has been reported on good authority that
the Soviet Union is already making plans to colonize the moon
and Mars before the end of the century. This burst of good news
will give fresh hope to all those who have been trying to get
out of Russia.  All through history the Russians have been
prevented from reaching out to gain access to a better climate.
It now seems they are going to make it.  The fact that there is
no free, breathable air on either the moon or Mars presents no
serious deterrent to Soviet citizens, since as they point out,
everything is relative. Many expect it to be easier to breathe
on the moon than in Moscow. Lack of water presents no serious
hazard, either. It means no more snow. And the weekly Saturday
night bath can be taken just as well in a tub of vodka.
Recommended: Could you pass a US citizenship test?  No doubt
some thought has been given to making Mars or the moon the new
Siberia, providing an even more secure place to send political
dissenters. While the new lo