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Clown From Hell!  Novel By: Mike Stevens  Having all kinds of
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By Mike Stevens  Chapter One:  Oh, the blinding light! Tally the
Clown blinked rapidly; hangovers were a bitch! Even though he
was hurting badly, he had never once thought that maybe he
should quit drinking. That his life sucked was somebody's fault,
but not his own. He got unsteadily to his feet after climbing
out of bed, and took two steps toward the coffee pot he needed
to crank up so badly, but found himself plummeting towards the
red shag carpet of his apartment. His head recoiled upon impact
with the floor; sending nausea-inducing waves of pain through
his head.  "Son of a bitch!" he screamed, as he tried in vain to
regain his feet. Heknewhe should have taken his floppy,
oversized clown shoes off befo