Dear Jimmy,  I can't really believe I'm writing this but, what
can I do? I've been like this for a while and we can't just
continue being friends when we both know there's so much more
between us than just friendship…  I first noticed it when I
noticed the looks you give me every single time you think I'm
not looking. Then, the constant visits to the grocery store
without you even working there. Later, when you started actually
working there, you spent every free minute with me. And, who
could forget the look you had on your face when that cute blond
thirteen year old kid (whose name I cannot remember) had a crush
on me! Oh, and your invitation for slow dancing in Vegas… Did
you really think I was so naïve I wouldn't see that you had
feelings for me?  Well, I'm not that naïve… But I'm not such an
angel myself either!  I was incredibly jealous when I saw you
dating that read-head… Even more jealous than when I saw Wyatt
kissing that blond skank! Also, my proposition for us to pretend
to be husband and wife, yo