As Spin-ematical alerted you earlier today, the cinematic wonder
that is Paul Blart: Mall Cop is now available on DVD and Blu-ray
for our movie-loving paws. But that doesn't mean we want it. (I
hope!) Why go for the "harmlessly humorless" when you can revel
in true commerce comedy?  There are a number of better options
to satisfy your yearnings for officers of the shopping law and
mall mayhem. Most of them are funny, one is downright scary, and
all offer something both entertaining and worthwhile. And that's
the key -- isn't it? Being entertained without feeling like
we've been lobotomized?  Read on for my selections, and be sure
to comment with your own favorite mall mayhem movies. Beware:
some of the following clips are full of f-bombs and adult
language, so NSFW.   If you want to stick to the justice of
armed law, why go further than the sinister La Fours? He might
not be able to stop Jay and Silent Bob's many crimes before they
happen, nor ultimately defeat them, but he does get crafty with
the drugs. Out