Saturday, November 26, 2005  Thanksgiving with your family  I'm
thankful Superman isn't my cousin.  Because let me tell you, he
is CREE - PY with a capital "CREE"!  Here he is putting the
moves on Kara, who's so mortified by his impropriety and
terrified of his power that her eyes bug out and her jaw drops.
Careful, S-girl! Leave that mouth open and a superfast tongue
just might steal your superbreath away!  "However," Superman
continues in the next panel. "There's nothing in Kryptonian law
about cousins having wild screaming monkey sex, is there? And we
are in Antarctica; it's not like we're going to wake the
neighbors! Why don't you just put on your little brown wig with
the pigtails that I bought you..."  Dang... That is creepy. It's
like he's testing the waters or something.  "Though cousins can
marry in certain countries here on Earth. So, y'know, if you
really wanted to..."  I think that panel scarred me for life.
I'll be sending you the next twenty years worth of psychiatric
bills. Oh come on now. Who