I don't remember when I wrote this. It's a parody of Mean Girls,
called Jeans Girls, because they wear jeans.  Jady Keron was
finally going to school.  "Here's your punch!" said her mother.
"Make new trends," said her father.  Jady went to school and saw
a girl. "Hi, I'm Jady Keron. I'm new here."  "Talk to me again
and I'll kick your jeans!"  Two people laughed. "I'm Jeanis
Ian."  "And I'm Jeanien."  They became friends and Jady was
going to sit with them at lunch when a boy talked to Jady. "I'm
Jeanson. Do you want your jeans buttered?"  A girl interrupted.
"Would you swap jeans with him?"  "No," replied Jady.  "Sit with
us. We are the elastics, because we wear a lot of stretchy
jeans. Geddit? Hee hee hee. I'm Rejeana, spelt R-E-J-E-A-N-A."
A stupid girl said "I'm Jean-Karen. Can you tell me how to spell
Denim? Cos that's my surname."  A big-headed one said, "I'm
Gretch-Jean. I know everything about your jeans."  Jady said,
"I'm Jady."  "Hi Jodie," said Jean-Karen.  "It's Jady."  "OK
Jodie." said Jean Kar