Are you faking it?  Streak-marked racegoers banned from Ascot.
Teenagers in Lancashire warned not to turn up to school 'in
various shades of orange'. And now the Man Tan. In Britain we
spend more than £40m a year on self-tanning products. Elizabeth
Day reports on the new bronze age Self Tan Fan A 21st century-
style tan ... at least we've moved off the sunbed. Photograph:
Adrianna Williams/Corbis  It is approximately 10 minutes after
first meeting Larissa that she asks me to bend over so she can
'reach my bottom crease'. I am standing in a small cubicle,
naked save for a flimsy paper G-string, and Larissa looks at me
intently, with a vaguely critical crinkle between her eyes.
Dressed entirely in black, she holds what looks like an aerosol
can, menacingly connected to a vast metallic cylinder with
various gauges and dials on the side.  There are some people, no
doubt, who would pay a premium for this sort of thing if it were
taking place in an insalubrious Soho basement. I, however, am in
a very posh salon in c