Saturday, May 01, 2010  I'm Supporting 'Em All The Way To The
Semi-Final  With the 2010 World Cup in South Africa almost upon
us, it's time to start asking the big question that will obsess
the press for weeks.  The England squad have finally found a
competent manager, are fielding perhaps their strongest team in
years and are in a qualifying group that's only a little tougher
than a bye to the knockout stage.  Which prompts the urgent
question - Which treacherous Scotch will stab poor England in
the back this time?  It's an important issue. Previous years
have seen contenders such as walking white-guy afro Andy Murray
and former First Minister Jack McConnell traitorously refusing
to support Britain's only representatives, or even worse -
actively rooting for everyone else.  As a shocked nation was
rocked to its very core, article after article splattered our
eyeballs with endless, sobbing, self-pitying boo-hoo, fiery
fuck-yous over racist indifference or antipathy to the team.
Well, it's World Cup time agai