Recently, our vagina-having friends from The Frisky posted a
piece with advice on 13 Ways to Compliment a Woman.  Some of
their advice was a little suspect ("An old BF of mine told me
... [he] even jerked off to the thought of me. Hotness!"), but
we admired the spirit of it and thought we'd answer with a list
of our own.  Read on for the best ways to caress a male ego.
We'll be busy printing this out and "accidentally" leaving it
lying around our girlfriend's house.  9. Praise His Taste: Guys
like to think they know a little something about movies, music
and books. Stroke his ego and tell him he's a good judge.
Caveat: If you find "Baby Geniuses 2" on his Netflix queue, dump
him now.  8. Have a Few Choice Words for His Junk: Massive,
robust, satisfying. You can compare it to food, too, like a corn
dog, or a roast beef hero. Avoid words like cute. Ugly is
another bad one.  7. Acknowledge His Gaming Prowess: Next time
he's logging hours on Xbox Live, feign interest in his
killstreak. This move has no immediate