I never quite understood why foreigners are so fond of
Amsterdam. Sure, you can smoke some fine pot over there, but
fine pot is available all over the country, not just Amsterdam.
The prostitutes are expensive, the tourists annoying, the
Amsterdam-people spit at their food before they sell it to you.
When it’s raining (about 90% of the year), smelly brown
raindrops come down and pollute the area. Citizens that complain
about the matter are ignored by the local government.  As for
sex. When you’re ugly in the US, you’re ugly in Europe too, and
won’t get any for free. And those prostitutes want to get paid,
rather than laid. Tough shit when you’ve run out of cash. As for
drugs. Drugs aren’t only expensive, you also can’t take any
drugs home with you. Pretty nasty when you got addicted to a
certain drug in a few days. As for tolerance. Dutch people
always poke fun at tourists in their native language. When I
worked in a small shop in the “Kalverstraat”, we laughed at your
clothes, your manners, your hair and you