Grandma Is A Beatnik!  Grandma Is A Beatnik!   Brian Moloney
 "Hurry up Bonehead, I don't know how long she's gonna be gone."
            "I'm going as fast as I can.  This thing's been
sealed over with paint about a thousand times."             
"Paulie, Grandma's gonna have a total snit fit when she sees the
mess you've made."              "You're in this too,
Pewee...consider it our mess."              So spoke twelve year
old Paulie Patterson to his little sister - by three years -
Eileen.  He was struggling, at the time, tying to keep his best
friend, Bernie Mulligan, from toppling off his increasingly
sagging shoulders, while Bernie pushed and pried at the little
opening in the ceiling of Grandma's bedroom closet. 
 "I think it's coming," Bernie said.  "When's the last time
anybody opened this thing, anyway?"              "I don't know,
my Grandmother's not too adventurous," Paulie answered.  "But
that's the point...she's so out of it, there could be all kinds
of cool things up