SHOW # 1478 APRIL 11 2012  Jim Belushi was caught with a joint
at the Martha's Vineyard Airport last week... Friday, to be
exact.  Fearing the worst, he offered up his medical marijuana
card... because he suffers from having a medical marijuana card
hook- up... but they aren't valid in Massachusetts.  The good
news for Jimbo is that in Massachusetts, possession of an ounce
or less isn't a criminal offense, so the authorities just
confiscated the joint.  A 23- year- old guy in Philadelphia
wasn't so lucky.  He was pulled over by the cops for something
random, but the cops became suspicious of the unusually large
bulge in his pants.  Turns out that this guy had tied 26 bags of
heroin to his junk... and 41 bags of cocaine ALSO tied to his
junk.  He's facing all manner of charges.  Or you could be 40-
year- old Yasir Mahmood.  He was busted for stealing people's
credit card numbers and a few other things, but it's some of the
things he chose to purchase that has people scratching their
heads.  Yea.  Everyone has