Bridget’s Beret by Tom Lichtenheld  Bridget loved to draw as
much as other kids love ice cream.  She had a lot of art
supplies, but her most important one was her beret that made her
feel like a real artist.  But one day, her beret was caught by
the wind and flew away.  Bridget searched for her beret,
reported it missing and even offered a reward for its safe
return, but it was not found.  Unfortunately, along with her
beret, Bridget lost her ability to do art.  She did try other
hats to see if they would inspire her, but none of them did.  
Bridget was left unable to do art at all; she had artist block. 
A few days later, her sister asked her to make a sign for their
lemonade stand.  Bridget tried to refuse, but was reminded that
it was a sign, not art.  So she started making a sign.  And once
she started, she couldn’t stop.  She made sign after sign,
several in the styles of famous artists.  Bridget was back to
being an artist, beret or no.  The text here is laugh-out-loud
funny at times with a charming wit