Every day is a chance to learn and grow  If the question is, "Do
I go digging through the laundry for the granny bra or just wear
the hoochie-snap-in-the-front-with-the-clear-straps-push-up-
stripper bra to the PTA meeting?" and the answer is, "Oh, screw
it, I'll just wear the scanky one, because it's clean," then
maybe you should throw on a hoodie or something before you go to
the meeting.  If the question is, "Is this lovely halter tank
top showing entirely too much cleavage for a PTA meeting?" and
the answer is, "I guess I'll find out," then perhaps it's not
the world's best idea to sit next to the President of the PTA,
who also happens to be the minister of the local church, at the
meeting, in the preschool room, in the 5-inches-off-the-ground
chairs.  If the question is, "Do you really want to explain to
people you don't know who Peter Griffin is in a family friendly
setting?" and the answer is, "Not at the PTA meeting while I'm
sitting here next to the PTA president who just also happens to
be the minste