On Mother's Day, 2005, the California Angels had a home game
against the Detroit Tigers. The Angels held a Mother's Day
celebration to honor all mothers in attendance. The celebration
included a "#1 Angels Baseball Mom" essay contest, picking a
random mother to serve as honorary announcer; using a "kiss cam"
to showcase people kissing their mothers; and a tote bag
giveaway for all mothers in attendance.  The Angels did not want
to have to figure out which of the thousands of women who came
through the turnstiles were actually mothers, so instead they
simply declared that every female eighteen or over was eligible
for the free tote bag. A fellow named Michael Cohn and two
friends went to the game, requested tote bags, were refused
twice, and left shortly thereafter. Cohn's attorney then sent a
complaint to the Angels bemoaning (to use the word selected by
the court that eventually sorted this out) that Cohn did not
receive a tote bag. The Angels responded by sending four tote
bags -- one for Cohn, two for his