Harvard to Fund Study to Figure Out Why Everyone Hates Gwyneth
Paltrow  Harvard University has announced it is funding a new
research study to determine why everyone hates former America’s
sweetheart, Gwyneth Paltrow, so much.  According to Harvard
researchers, they choose Paltrow as their subject of their study
after the “Iron Man 3” star managed to win People’s Most
Beautiful Woman Alive and Star Magazine’s Most Hated Celebrity
in the same month.  Gwyneth Paltrow  Harvard University
researchers at work trying to figure out why actress Gwyneth
Paltrow is so universally hated.  “When the Boston bomber
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev woke up in the hospital, the first thing he
asked was does America hate him more than Gwyneth Paltrow,” an
FBI agent, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, told
Hollywood & Swine.  “We told him it was too close to call.”  The
Harvard scientists are looking into several theories behind the
epidemic of Paltrow hatred that include:  – The terrible movies
outside of the “Iron Man” franchise s