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We at the neoLuddite Resistance Army (NRA) know that the Lizard
Alliance - bent on the subjugation of humanity via technology -
have in the last two years adopted a variety of approaches to
ensure that the only gambolling through meadows our children do
in years to come is while being pursued by mephistopholean
French automobiles or rat-brain-controlled stealth aircraft.
First up, we have the Attack of the Killer Domestic Appliances™
- self-combusting DVDs and white goods and killer hoovers.
Alternatively, beware the murderous cyberloo - designed to catch
the victim at his or her most vulnerable and literally with
pants down.  And don't try and run, because the French have seen
to it that even your trusted Renault Laguna is programmed to
make short work of panic-striken humans attempting to flee the
Rise of the Machi