Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do YogaS
Marble-eyed Englishman Jude Law made the mistake of moving into
a condo right next door to an NYU dorm. What are you, Jude
Law—dumb? Heh. He deals with female fans by throwing produce at
them.  Freshman NYU ladies come running to windows of their dorm
every time Jude Law comes out on his balcony. The reason for
this, again: Jude Law lives in a condo with a balcony that is
towered over by a dormitory full of 18 year-olds. He has not
made friends with his neighbors, according to the NYP:  "He
noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went
inside and came back with two oranges," freshman Neha Najeeb
told The Post. "He threw them at our window, but he missed." Law
then went back inside and returned with two additional oranges,
she said.  In four tries, he landed two oranges on the windows
next door. I see several problems here:  1. They don't play
baseball in England. Try kicking the oranges next time, Jude.
Heh. 2. Jude Law goes out