  We were wrong. Or were we? From tipster Logan, we are informed
that an alumnus of Ball State University's telecommunications
department named—wait for it—Brian Collins, has decided to join
the Army. The entire alumni newsletter is provided but here's
the juicy nugget.    Military intelligence. Sounds like some
real Patriot Games type stuff. Maybe he will be responsible for
providing updates on various covert operations. "Passes it to
the man, and—he didn't make it Colonel."  But, for all we know
this is an entirely different Brian Collins. If you have any
further information, please let us know.