This Revolting Promise Ring Might Be the Worst Pinterest Pin
Ever  Did you know it's possible to make the concept of promise
rings even more gross? I would have thought, "No, a father
giving his daughter a fake wedding ring to remind her that he —
well, he and Jesus — are the most important men in her life so
she better not even think about fooling around with anybody else
is about as gross as it gets," but unfortunately, as this
Pinterest post shows, I was wrong and it does indeed get more
shudder-inducing.  Accompanying the photo of a gold ring shaped
like a crown is the following caption:  A Father gives his
daughter this ring for her 16th birthday (when dating is
officially allowed) to wear on her left ring finger—to remind
her that she will always be HIS little Princess first— and to
remind her to only date boys who will treat her like a Queen—the
way her Heavenly Father sees her!!  BAAAAAAAAAARF. Oh, barf. I
can't even — just barf. Barf barf barf.   Why do these dads want
to own their daughters' vaginas