   Remember The Bumbys? The disguised duo who dish up a "fair
and honest appraisal" of people as a party trick? (They once
said I seem like I've "been to a lot and you've seen a lot and
that comes across best by your lack of agenda as you walk into a
room").  They recently gave their two cents on Paul Ryan, and
here's what they came up with:  "I hate to prove a million
Huffington Post comment trolls right, but you really do sort of
lok [sic] like a young Herman Munster. Hey, it's better than a
zombie version of Ronald Reagan or some kind of half-robot half-
human cyborg with the implanted memory of Ayn Rand. It's not all
bad though, bro. You have that whole handsome slickster, fake
sincerity, heartland affectation thing working for you. You
almost seem like a regular Joe who doesn't live in a gigantic
mansion (we know the truth though, don't we?). And at least you
seem to care about your appearance. A lot of Republicans just
let it slide. We hear you are addicted to that P90X workout that
is hot with the new g