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might be the girl for you Originally Posted: 2009-01-26 6:45pm
I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are
unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your
parents... you could be next in my long line of failed
relationships! Just think of it... an educated woman to show you
how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you
won't have to raise a finger!). A woman with drive, ambition and
goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A girl with a
thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND
take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat
things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings
and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you
haven't even emailed me!  I am completely co-depedant, so you
don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty
things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact,
you could probably take my