  Fist of Zen Name Game  It takes many years of training to
become a Zen Master. Many times you need your ding-dong pulled
by lady from TV channel, and many wedgies must you endure in
silence.  But one day, if you is stoopid enough you too could
earn the title of Zen Master. Then you will be given a name, a
title that speaks of the inner you.  Simply enter your name in
our form and allow us to reveal the secret...  You are: Please
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