Protesting Against Gay Pride Was Super Boring  By Jamie Lee
Curtis Taete  This past weekend was the Los Angeles Gay Pride
Parade, and as always with large-scale gay events, a group of
antigay Christians turned up to yell at everybody. I spent the
day with them.  The day got off to a pretty miserable start,
with the guy with the mic screaming, "You're a wicked, evil,
twisted abomination! You deserve AIDS!" at this old man.  Then
this lone counterprotester showed up.   His sign read "St. Paul
was a closet case" and he was shouting a bunch of stuff at them
about pork: "Why don't you get a fucking life you pork-eating
fucking pigs, I hope the Muslims blow you motherfuckers up and
you burn in hell you fucking pigs."  The curse words seemed to
genuinely upset the antigays. One of them started shouting,
"There's laws against cussing in public! It's illegal for you to
say the word to me!"  Then the police came over and broke it up,
making the counterprotester go and protest from the end of the
block.  Then the second