Deep Thoughts  The Ten-Million-Dollar Question  August 31, 2012
View as Single Page The Ten-Million-Dollar Question  I just got
back from Virginia Beach, and boy are my arms tired of
gesticulating. We drove there to cover a surf competition, and
spending 16 hours in a car with an all-male film crew inevitably
leads to the question, “How much would you have to be paid to
let a bum rape you?”  The correct answer is $10 million, but
arriving at that conclusion required a lot of Steve Sailer-esque
analysis.  Before we bottomed out at hypothetical hobo-sex
scenarios, we covered the usual road-trip topics. We all agreed
that telling someone their wife is ugly goes too far in one
direction and talking about her beautiful ass goes too far in
the other. Sex stories are usually the next step (before you met
your wife, of course; nobody wants to hear about marital
intercourse). Everyone has about three good stories in them, but
eight hours to Virginia Beach and eight hours back means you’re
going to run out of those ab