Get Drunk on Red Wine and Cure Alzheimer's!S  God, red wine is
the cockiest motherfucker on earth, right? I feel like every two
weeks red wine releases another statement about how great red
wine is. Like red wine's just sitting around in a mahogany-
paneled den drinking red wine and coming up with more things
that red wine can cure. Heart disease? Have some red wine! High
blood pressure? Red wine! Common cold? Red wine. Fatness? Wine.
Oldness? Wine. Arthritis pains? Fuckin' wine. Family reunion-
induced boredom? BRING ME THE WINE.  Anyway, here's the latest
thing: Alzheimer's. Studies on mice have shown that resveratrol,
a chemical found in red wine and chocolate, might help delay the
mental deterioration of Alzheimer's patients. A new study out of
Georgetown University hopes to test the effects of high doses of
resveratrol on humans. And one of those humans could be you!
Sounds fun, right?  "With this clinical trial, we'll find out if
daily doses of pure resveratrol can delay or alter memory
deterioration and