Are ya ready, troops? According to English Russia, one of the
most popular marching songs in the country's military is the
SpongeBob SquarePants theme. There's video proof, too, of
numerous troops marching to and singing the song, showing that
this is definitely a thing. A delightful thing.  [insert joke
about how in Russia, SpongeBob SquarePants sings you]  SpongeBob
Soviet Army [English Russia]