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navigation, search In case you didn't know, that guy's about to
get some strawberry cake  So you wanna know what Foreplay is..
well you just come over HERE you little fella and I'll show you
exactly WHAT it's all about... What, did you REALLY think I was
gonna let you dry over there and not TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS?!
Nooo.. It's just that this concept is sooo interesting... I
thought you'd never ask.. So here we go (and try to be patient
darling... I don't want you to end up not knowing EXACTLY what
FOREPLAY means in EVERY DETAIL, so don't rush me or anything,
will you dear reader..?) OKAY THEN, here we go!  edit What IS
foreplay?  edit The meaning of foreplay  Why don't we DELVE into
the DEEPER MEANING of foreplay... First, are you comfortable?
Because I wouldn't want you to be reading this article about
FOREPLAY if you're not totally relaxed and all comfortable and
not excited by ANY