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(<<)  (<)  (>)  (>>)   (?)    '?'   "Sir, if you'd like to
purchase that lawn chair, it's only $8.94, and...well, never
mind, you can HAVE it." --Trainman  Local hopefuls lined up to
audition for "Stupid Human Tricks," as David Letterman brought
his Late Show to Kenosha. --Capt. phealy  Having waited in line
for 4 days and nights, Delbert was sure that he'd get great
seats for Kathie Lee Gifford's concert. --Capt. phealy
 Unfortunately, sufferers of catatonic schizophrenia often go
untreated because they appear to be having such a good time.
--Blake  I never miss the public executions! --el Marko  Lionel
was amused that, finally, he was first in line for a new
colostomy bag... and here it comes now! --The Sandman  Chanting
his mantra and allowing himself to attain the state of "the
total body grin", Pete began to astral-project his penis into
the soda straw... --The Sandman  As people looked around to find
where that horrid smell was coming from