Sunday, March 4, 2012  Cuckoo for Coconuts  There are three
things I hate in this world:  1.   Birds.  I was savagely
attacked by an entire flock of pigeons when I was two years old.
It left me permanently scarred for life.  Ok, it wasn't so much
an attack, as an encounter . . .  in my  laundry room.  And, I'm
pretty sure it was just one robin . . .  And, I'm not sure that
I had any visible injuries.  But, the emotional damage that
little bastard did to me was long lasting.   That robin did a
real number on my psyche.  Walking down the street, I am quite
certain they can sense my contempt.  I have no shame.  I'll grab
a perfect stranger and use them as a human shield when I
encounter a particularly flappy pigeon with no regard for me my
personal space.    I would love to travel to Italy someday, but
until they get their bird population under control,  no gelato
for me.   They are disgusting, flappy creatures.  2.  Toby
Keith.  I don't feel like I need to explain this one. 
3.   Coconut.  . . . one of the onl