When Fleeing the Cops, Do Not Hide in a Pool of Manure Outside
Your Marijuana Grow HouseS  Three things you should not do when
fleeing the police: Hide in a pool of liquid manure, hide in the
greenhouse where you grow your pot, or stop for a bathroom
break. Guess who's got some dumb criminal stories...  Suspected
meth user Thomas Hovis Jr. of Albion, Indiana (pictured) hid
neck-deep in the "liquid manure" of hogs and dogs, in a "tank
beneath an outbuilding floor" on a farm. Hiding in the poo pit
gave the 52-year-old hypothermia, but managed to so violently
resist arrest as to require two zaps of the stun gun, anyway. As
foul as this is, Hovis is sort of a genius. In the highly
unlikely event that the cops actually find you in your shit-
filled hidey-hole, you at least get the glory of making them
dry-heave for however long it takes them to apprehend and cuff
you, drive you to the jailhouse, and book your stinky self.  In
less-smelly news: Pulled over for a DUI, Charles Byrd of
Gwinnett County, Georgia bolted f