Review: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D  'Uwe Boll makes better
movies than this.'  William Bibbiani by William Bibbiani  Let me
get this out of the way first: Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is a
bad movie. A bad, bad, bad, bad, stupid, pointless movie. This
is not the part of the review where I tell you that it’s “so bad
it’s good,” or even admit that there is some aspect of the
production that deserves special credit for overcoming the
film’s otherwise inherent incompetence. This is the part of the
review where I tell you that Uwe Boll makes better movies than
this. Occasionally he does, anyway. Did you ever see Far Cry? I
wish I’d seen Far Cry again instead of Silent Hill: Revelation
3D.  I typically find myself taking bad video game movies (i.e.
practically all video game movies) personally. I’ve discussed
this in nearly excruciating detail before, and will probably
have many opportunities to do so again, because when it comes to
video game movies, Hollywood’s brain shuts down completely. It’s
like they just met a