Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted
that much like his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-
human.   The other half, it was discovered, is robotic. Said
Favre, "I’ve hid it for a long time, and I think it’s about time
I spill my guts—well at least half of them anyway." The story
broke prior to Favre’s appearance on sportscaster Joe Buck’s new
HBO show.  But the rumors have been circulating for years. Many
consider Favre’s durability and arm strength impossible. The
39-year-old still possesses a cannon on his shoulder, and now it
turns out, his arm "was in fact modeled after a howitzer," said
an anonymous source this reporter tracked down in a remote
robotic lab in Louisiana, which may in fact have constructed the
quarterback.   "Look at his injury record," the source
continued. "He plays the hardest position in sports, and no one
comes close to matching his durability. I can’t believe people
never put two and two together before. He never gets hurt
because he can’t get hurt." Is it