It wouldn't be August without a monster attack, so we're going
to try to invent one. Just what is this flying beast attacking
passengers on a flight from Madison, Wisconsin, to Atlanta? No
one knows!  The video turned up on CNN's iReport, where citizen
"reporters" upload pictures and videos and tell stories about
them. You can clearly see something flapping and furry going up
and down the aisle. According to the iReporter Mike Schmidt, it
was then trapped in the rear bathroom of the plane.  Because of
this, the flight was diverted back to Madison where passengers
were booked on another flight to Atlanta. CNN called Delta, the
airline that is apparently home to creepy hell demons, and they
confirmed there was a UFO on the flight and that's why it was
grounded. Okay, maybe not. But Delta said they "couldn't
confirm" if the creature was a bat (as the iReporter seemed to
think), a bird, or something spawned from the loins of Satan
himself. We definitely think it was the latter. And, guess what,
the creature was n