1. dontkillthemessenger      What a beautiful little girl.
2. it had to be said      Someone knock that fucking Bears hat
off his head ASAP!    3. Contusion      Kid’s got the hairline
of Dee Snider.    4. AAPL made me rich!      He lifts his leg
when they kiss.    5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel      Jim Carrey’s
girlfriend’s a midget?    6. So the “matching shoes” bit was all
about black Nikes? BFD. By the way, they’re not identical: her
soles are white, his aren’t.    7. neo_v      that kid is going
to be bigger than him before she is 6    8. The Brown Streak
Pete: Can you say “Ashlee”?     Kid: Not the mama!     Pete:
Good girl!    9. Nice skinny capris shithead.    10. Misana
Ashlee substitute.    11. What the hell ever happened to Ashlee?
Did she lose a custody battle to Pete “Wentz-To-The-Toilet”? Did
she die? Or maybe she went the way of Heidi Montag?    12. Her
body language seems ot indicate he met his new date at the
bouncy castle behind him.    13. disillusionisreal      So, it’s
Ashlee, o