My plan to get rid of Paris Hilton  January 25, 2005|By Jimmy
Greenfield.  Good news, fellow Paris Hilton haters. It looks
like the object of our objection is about to crack.  I offer to
you as evidence two tales of inordinately goofy behavior, one
involving the sad porn videotape not-so-cleverly called "One
Night in Paris" and the other that is just plain sad.  If you
haven't heard, Hilton was at a West Hollywood newsstand last
week and was chatting up the store clerk when she noticed a copy
of "One Night in Paris."  According to the clerk, Gerry Castro,
who from hereon I will call "my hero," Hilton "threw her 80
cents change at me and took the video and said, 'I'm taking
this, and I'm not buying it.' "  My hero added: "Nobody steals
on my shift."  Hilton could face charges of theft and vandalism
--for tearing up a promo poster.  The second case involves a
situation in which our poor little rich girl appears to be
growing increasingly paranoid.  "I test out friends sometimes,"
she told "I'll say something tha