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Votes 0 Die Votes Published August 23, 2010  The "outstanding
specimen" that Dr. B.H. Compliment was speaking of was a mole
that I have in my pubic area -- just to the right of the base of
my penis. When I was very young, I wondered if my penis was just
another nose that pee came out of instead of snot, and maybe the
mole was a booger. I could never pick it, though, no matter how
hard I tried. And, when another kind of "snot" started to come
out of my second nose, I decided that hypothesis had run its
course. As I got older, I started to actually kind of like it,
thinking that it gave me dick some personality. It was as if I
had Cindy Crawford's face in my crotch; just facing the opposite
direction I would have hoped.         I never learned the
"bathroom woman's" real name, but she told me that I could call
her "Momma". I think she was trying to further calm my nerves,
but it backfired and served only to make her seem even creepier.
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