There are some who get paid to soar above us mere mortals,
professional jumpers. Basketball stars like Kobe Bryant, martial
arts movie stars like Jackie Chan, even NFL players like Calvin
Johnson who have made reputations with their vertical leap. Then
there are crazy people, like "Al the jumper."  Throwing caution
and any semblance of good judgment to the wind, Al jumps over
moving vehicles. Lots of them, seemingly often. A Lamborghini
Gallardo, a Mercedes SLK, a Nissan 300ZX – the guy may be nuts,
but he does seem to have impeccable taste in sports cars.  His
YouTube videos prove he's a pretty decent gymnast and the guy
can, of course, dunk. One of his homemade highlight reels
implores Nike to hire him, although we also see what happens
when he mistimes his jump over a speeding car. Let's just say
that Al and asphalt are well acquainted.  Which bring us to the
(hopefully) obvious conclusion we've drawn after watching Al's
uploads: Please, don't try this at home with your own Lambo.
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