Preface: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Naruto is by
Masashi Kishimoto.  4/12/10 Update: Minor revisions and
corrections.  Harry Uzumaki & the 9-Tailed Fox  Prologue:
Fathers and Sons  The world has really gone to crap, he decided
grimly as he strolled down the street, wincing every now and
then at the atrocious sounds and wrinkling his nose when he
detected some new horrible stench.  He had no idea of just how
long he had been asleep this time but it was clear that at least
a decade or more had passed. He couldn't really be too sure.
Humans were advancing rather rapidly these days. It wasn't like
this back in the good old days. Things hadn't improved too much
though. Pity.  Humans had grown and evolved, adapting and
changing, and ultimately taming their environment. And with that
mastery, they had become arrogant in their own power. They
poisoned the air, the earth, and the very water now. God only
knew what they were doing to their bodies too.  It was
inevitable that humans altered the environment by