We knew we were taking on a nearly impossible task trying to
come up with an ultimate "The Simpsons" top 100 quotes list. So
bear in mind that in order to even tackle such a tall order, we
had to put a few ground rules in place. Most importantly, this
list does not contain catchphrases (like "D'oh!" or "Don't have
a cow, man!") or back-and-forths between characters. We chose to
focus on one-liners instead. That being said, we tried to make
it as fan-friendly as possible, using lines that are quoted on a
daily basis, while still making it entertaining to the casual
viewer and those in the mood for a cheap, easy laugh. So enjoy
yourselves, and let us know what you think in the comments
below. Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons 100. I'd rather let a thousand
guilty men go free than chase after them. -Chief Wiggum    97.
It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer! -Reverend Lovejoy
96. Now we play the waiting game...Ahh, the waiting game sucks.
Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos! -Homer Simpson  95. Trust me,
Bart, it's