Nazar's Dad:"No good deed goes unpunished."The Human Crouton's
Mom: "I think it was that lemonade you drank that's been making
you cough all week."  fsck's Mom: "I'm so happy that the two of
you are getting married. I knew from the moment she brought you
home that you would end up together... but I had my doubts for a
while because I thought you were gay."  jAWN's Dad: "Jon,
remember, penetration is the most important part."
machinegirl's Mom: "If you're going to do drugs, make sure
they're good ones."  Jumbo Cactuar's Dad: "Be careful. The big
thing that gay guys do at the moment is to slip a drug into a
guys drink... then take him home. You don't want a big black guy
putting his cock in your ass do you?"  yaffle's Mom: "Don't
forget to wear a condom and remember what I told you about the
clitoris."  AtomBomb's Dad: "I've only seen a picture of a naked
woman once, and I'm ashamed of it."  Graves' Dad: "You should
probly start learning how to live on your own soon because I
don't know how long i'm going to b