Amazon Manages to Sum Up James Franco’s Résumé in Four Sentences
Finally, someone has managed to successfully summarize James
Franco’s labyrinthine, non-sequitur-filled résumé. The credit
goes to Amazon, the addictive Internet marketplace that can
deplete your bank account just as quickly as it can ship you a
portable high-top party bar (carrying case included) for free.
While listing Franco’s new poetry chapbook, Strongest of the
Litter (related: James Franco also has a new poetry chapbook),
Amazon boils down Franco’s many credits, degrees, murderous
soap-opera arcs, and art displays involving blow-up sex dolls
into a concise paragraph.  James Franco is an actor, director,
screenwriter, and artist. His film appearances include Milk,
Pineapple Express, the Spider-Man trilogy, Howl, and 127 Hours.
Franco has an MFA in creative writing from Brooklyn College, an
MFA in poetry from Warren Wilson College, and his writing has
appeared in Esquire, The Wall Street Journal, and McSweeney’s.
He is also the author of