Monday, October 01, 2007  The Doctor Who Fan Phrasebook Part 2:
It's back and, this time, can I PLEASE get some death threats?
Here are a further selection of commonly heard Doctor Who fan
comments, posted – some with truly monotonous regularity - onto
the Outpost Gallifrey Internet Forum. Underneath, you’ll find
their translations into English.  The exam will be in two weeks.
Good luck.  So, is anything new and exciting happening in the
world of Doctor Who? I've been in Outer Mongolia for the last
six months - did I miss anything?  Actually, I was in Slough.
For two weeks. And I didn't miss anything.  Series Four/Series
Five/One of Russell's Specials/David and the Damage Done/E-mails
to BBC Executives/The Almost Legendary Alan Fridge/Rumours of My
Cancellation Have Been Greatly Exaggerated:  Why are the series
so short? We need more episodes ... and a Summer Special as well
as the Christmas one. Let's have a theatrical film release as
well, please. And isn't it about time that the Doctor started to
show up