FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK -- The Year in Review So Far  By
robbiefreeling | REVERSEBLOG: the reverse shot blog May 12, 2005
at 2:20AM   Hey fellow "film-lovers"! It's time for a slightly
jaundiced recap of the sundry, condescending studio crapola I've
been avoiding since the calendar turned over to 2005. I recently
realized that I haven't paid to see a new movie in the theater
since "Million Dollar Baby." It's the truth. I've tried to
justify it by telling myself, well, it's just the Spring dumping
ground, anyway. But what's more sad to note, as I walk alone
down the street, is that I seem to have chosen a profession at
odds with my actual taste and experience. In other words, if I
love movies so much how come I fucking hate movies so much? Ay,
the rub of the cinephile.  So, in the spirit of a tremendously
shitty year of nothing but abysmal studio dirty-whore-level
crap, here's a list of some more garbage that I'll never ever
see. Keep in mind, I even paid to see CAT IN THE HAT. These
don't even attain that lev