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According to the latest findings of modern science, Garbage is
one of the four fundamental elements of Nature, along with air,
water, and nicotine.   “What a dump!” ~ Slippy Toad on Garbage
“In Soviet Russia, Garbage throws out YOU!” ~ Russian Reversal
on Garbage “Garbage day!” ~ Ricky Caldwell on Garbage    Garbage
was discovered in 1970 by noted ecologist Dick Cheney who
himself is garbage, (that helped him). Prior to the discovery of
garbage, unwanted items and refuse were thought to be created by
a process of "spontaneous generation". This theory held that
waste was assembled at the subatomic level by exceptionally tiny
flies. When exceptionally tiny flies were shown to exist only in
close pro