It&#39;s Come To This: You Can Get Rewards Just for Not Texting
During a Movie NowS  Hey all you IDIOT KIDS. Don't text during a
movie. Don't do look at your phone. Don't touch it. Don't even
think about it. That's just basic common fucking courtesy you
halfwit assholes. But because we're horrible creatures that
can't resist checking Instagram once every 15 minutes, Cinemark
will reward you for leaving your phone alone during a movie.
It's as if the Justice Department started giving tax breaks to
people who don't commit murder.   Image credit:
Shutterstock/CREATISTA