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June 2009  Miss Manners is a syndicated columnist who is better
than you. This is due to her ability to speak of herself in the
third person.  Miss Manners answers millions of people around
the world each Wednesday with questions about sexuality,
relationships and etiquette in general. Letters may be sent to
her in care of her manager and boytoy here. If it's funny, or
allows her to demonstrate your inferiority, she may answer it.
Dear Miss Manners,  I've been married for over 11 years, and
have noticed a decline in my wife's willingness to give me oral
sex. At the same time, I've increasingly noticed that my
administrative assistant Heather has full and pouty lips, and
she always seems eager to please me - bringing me my coffee,
picking up my dry cleaning, stuff like that.  I'd like to pursue
some kind of affair with her, but