Only Bad Parents Let Their Kids Play Wiffle Ball  If you're a
parent in New York and your kid is playing wiffle ball, tag or
Red Rover this summer well, you're a horrible person. The New
York Department of Health has drafted a list of "risky
recreational activities" that could potentially kill or maim
your kid this summer, and the previously mentioned games fit
that bill. The list is an attempt to clamp down on deadly summer
camps:    So if you run a summer camp and don't feel that you
can afford to hire a sorts medicine team, you might as well say
fuck it and invest in some couches, Xbox's and Cheetos.  [NYDN;
The sport that's killing America's future via Getty]