Wine: Less whine more wine  By Yvonne Lorkin  Count your
blessings when life's stresses get overwhelming.  Oh that's such
a cruisy job - wanna swap?" is something I hear regularly when I
meet someone new and they find out what I do for a living.  They
must think it's all just wine tasting day in day out, making a
telly show and going to the occasional flash party.  They don't
see the screaming weekly deadlines, the soul-sucking sitting
around in airports, the horror of realising you'd booked your
crew to fly economy and they're going to arrive in Queenstown
two hours late, if at all.  The GST and PAYE, the dubious semi-
rural internet connections, the website that is months out of
date (meaning my "social media platforms are operating at less
than optimal levels") and the constant strain of trying to
maintain some semblance of normality at home (when I am home)
for my children and long-suffering husband. The cooking, the
housework, the pressure of producing vaguely nutritious
lunchboxes each day and the ferryi