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search  16 April 2010  Such a useful device. What more Americans
can invent?  OSLO, Norway -- Norwegian media report that all the
volcanic activity and all the mess in air travelling has been
caused by the US president Barack Obama. Norway accused Barack
Obama of intentionally causing the volcano eruption.  But why
would Barack Obama be interested in delaying all the airplanes
in half of Europe? The answer is really simple. Several days ago
Lech Kaczyński died in a crash plane near Smolensk in Russia.
The whole world has been stunned by this information and many
governments introduced national days of mourning. US government
did not but Barack Obama promised that he would fly to Poland to
pray at the Kaczyński funeral that's going to take place during
this weekend.  In the face of this tragedy, all of us are Poles.
Only not all of us have got free visas. said Obama in an
interview with a