Day 4  Dearest Grandmama, four Environment Agency officers came
round today and said the pear tree was unsafe as it might blow
down in a gale. No gales are forecast, but they still say it has
to be fenced-off or removed immediately. So we had some builders
round to erect a sturdy fence. I will write more tomorrow.  Day
5  Dearest Grandmama, five traffic wardens arrived today, saying
the neighbours had been complaining at the number of vehicles
that had been calling. They gave tickets out to everyone parked
in the street including several neighbours which only made them
angrier. I will write more tomorrow.  Day 6  Dearest Grandmama,
six security contractors arrived today. The traffic wardens had
complained of harassment from the neighbours for giving them
tickets so the local council were installing CCTV to ensure a
safe working environment for the traffic wardens. I will write
more tomorrow.  Day 7  Dearest Grandmama, the floodlights that
the CCTV contractors installed really light up the tree and the
partrid