UnNews:Proved: Japanese people "weird"  From Uncyclopedia, the
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2009  Electric stimulus to face -test4 ( Daito Manabe 's friends
)(03:43)  LONDON, England -- Top British university, the School
of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) in London, is about to
publish a report based on new findings proving what many of us
have suspected for years - Japanese people are weird. The report
was inspired by the latest craze to hit the peculiar nation -
the same country that brought the world karaoke, hentai and
schoolgirl's-underwear vending machines - Electronic Face
Dancing, which may just be their strangest invention yet,
including the Hello Kitty assault rifle and the square
watermelon.  Professor U.N. Donne, head of Japanese Studies at
the university, spoke to UnNews last night. "Konichiwa! My
students and I spend a great deal of time monitoring the
Japanese press," he told us. "So, during our studies, we see a
lot of adverts for all manner of totally b