On last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange Skin County
the ladies took flight. Some rose to new heights as they pursued
their dreams. Others went twirling in the air. And others still
zoomed off into the adventure of a country weekend.  So we
started this episode in medias res. Last week's episode ended
with Teresa and Melissa having a parley in Jacqueline's parlor.
A parlor parley. Things were meant to be civilized but pretty
soon voices were raised and then the cold black hand of Bravo
fell down and we were forced to wait a week to see the
fireworks. So this most recent episode was freighted with a bit
of anticipation — we all wanted to see Teresa and Melissa
ripping at each other's snakey gorgon hair. And then, we were
there and... Huh? Niente. Absolutely nothing happened.  Teresa
was all "You've done things to me, I've done things to you." And
then Melissa'd be all "I've done things to you?" And Teresa'd
respond all "Yuh. Yuh ya did." And then Melissa's all "OK..."
And Teresa goes "It takes two.