How To Possibly Get Your Post Featured On The Jalopnik Front
Page  Y'all have heard, and have now seen, that we can repub
posts from your personal Kinja sites to the front page of
Jalopnik. It's a good thing for everyone and we're having a lot
of fun with it thus far. Here are a few tips on how to get us to
notice your fine work.  If you've noticed, Jalopnik posts have a
certain style. There's a snappy headline, a good picture, and a
short paragraph that makes you want to read the rest of the
post. Then there's the body, or meat, of the post. What's that?
You don't want to call it the meat? Too bad. I already did.
Headlines: Gotta have one. Make it active, not passive (Ex:
"Goes" sounds better than "is going"). Use some creative
language, you don't want to sound like everyone else, make it
stand out. Try not to use commas or other punctuation (except a
question mark at times). Capitalize Every Word Like We Do. Most
of all, have some fun with it.  Image: There has to be an image
at the top of the post. No ifs