Gwyneth Paltrow's Plot to Convert the Hamptons to KabbalahS
Gwyneth introduces her spiritual guru to boat shoes crowd. Mel
Gibson is not actually moving to Australia. (But maybe he
should.) The Situation is writing a book. Lindsay Lohan is still
in denial about jail. Monday gossip wants to believe.    •
Gwyneth Paltrow is converting the Hamptons to kabbalah.
Apparently she threw a party at the East Hampton home of Mets
owner Richard Wilpon, and everyone was excited to get invited to
a Gwyneth Paltrow party in a rich guy's house, but
then—drat!—turns out it was a proselytizing party. Gwyneth
introduced everyone to spiritual guru Eitan Yardeni: "The party
was all about bringing kabbalah to the Hamptons. They plan to
start some classes." [P6, image via Bauer-Griffin]    • Lindsay
Lohan still thinks she can get out of her jail sentence. You
have one day left before you have to surrender yourself,
LiLo—get a haircut and one last eyebrow wax—doomsday is night.
[TMZ]    • Lindsay's friends and family, at least, und