UnNews:Osama bin Laden loses world hide-and-seek championship
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has lost the most exciting game of Hide and Seek, and with it,
the Championship.  WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States
president announced in what has been the most globally watched
TV event of the century, beating the Royal Wedding by an amazing
9 Billion viewers, that the longest reigning champion of Hide
and Seek, Osama Bin Laden today lost his title after a small
group of America's best players collaborated together. The
announcement was welcomed by many who feared that the Pakistanis
would initiate attacks against the global community for giving
up in the game, Crowds of thousands have gathered outside
various important locations in the United States, every one of
them eager to become the next champion.  Osama was awarded the
prestige title after successfully locating and destroying the
former champion’s location in 200