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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at
Wikipedia have an article about Gregor Mendel.  Gregor Mendel
was a friar most noted for his complete and utter misuse of
monastery resources in the cultivation of excessive amounts of
pea plants.  He originally started with rats, (collector hobby)
but the smell was so terrible that the head monk guy had to make
him stop even despite their most amiable relationship. So he
switched to peas.  He had all the under-frair-lings do the work.
They suspected something was probably up between him and the
head monk guy, but said nothing in the hopes of having similar
things between themselves and the head monk guy as well at some
point.  Eventually he died, leaving behind more peas than any
other man who had previously lived. Not knowing what to do with
this enormous coll