UnNews:Poisonous gas forces US jet to make emergency landing  7
December 2006  Jet forced to make an emergency landing.  DENVER,
Colorado — At 35,000 feet this morning, eight imams were ejected
from a flight bound to Dallas from Missoula after passengers
noticed them standing in prayer, donning headbands with pithy
jihadist sayings printed upon them, and one of them pulling down
his pants. The flight made an emergency landing in Denver and
the passengers were rushed to area hospitals.  Concerned
passengers informed the flight crew, who, along with a small mob
of angry passengers, confronted the imams.  "That was when the
one with his pants down started releasing poison gas from his
anus", said a frightened passenger.  A group of Real Americans
onboard the plane opened a hatch to release the gas from the
plane and threw the imams out at roughly 35,000 feet before they
could release more poison gas.  The group has been linked to Al-
Quida, yet nobody knows why the enhanced scrutiny of muslims,
who are all on the