Canned Oxygen For Sale, Suckas  You must have seen this coming:
now they want to sell you some hot air. Seven-Eleven Japan has
announced it will be selling cans of oxygen in its stores
beginning May 24. Each can contains enough oxygen for 35 two-
second inhalations, and the company says this will last a week
if it's used five or six times a day.  Taking a look at the
runaway success of selling water to people for hundreds of times
what it costs, it's no surprise that marketers have now
identified a whole new category of suckers to exploit. This
time, as the gullible public sucks oxygen out of cans, their
money is sucked out of their pockets—further proof that there is
nothing like the good old placebo effect to separate fools from
their money. The sales price of the oxygen cans wasn't revealed.
Sales of canned oxygen to create fresh market for Seven-Eleven
Japan [RapidNewsWire]