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navigation, search This article concerns animal-on-animal coitus
and not human-on-animal coitus, or bestiality. Humans are not
animals, because Jesus said so. Buffalo fucking.  Fucking by
animals is a phenomenon observed commonly in nature. Fucking
methods vary from animal to animal, and sometimes involves
fucking underwater for certain aquatic mammals. The sight of the
act itself ranges from the mundane to downright hilarious. As
reproduction necessitates fucking by the majority of animals
incapable of external fertilization, animals really just can’t
stop fucking.  edit Good fucking reasons  Motivations to fuck
among animals stem primarily from a desire to progenerate the
species, but also include boredom, irritability, revenge or
aphrodisiacal mushrooms. In the wild, fucking occurs frequently,
and often in plain sight. Scientific experiments under
controlled conditions have repeate