Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid MediaS
As Moe so cannily pointed out last year, in the media narrative
of celebrity pregnancy, baby weight has become just plain old
fat. But what about those fertile women who do quickly and
easily avoid those child rearing pounds? They're plain old
liars! The new rumor is that Nicole Kidman did not actually give
birth to Sunday Rose, but rather her sister Antonia was the
surrogate mother and Kidman wore a fake tummy for the press.
According to E! online, "Kidman's local posse loudly dished to
us their doubts about the mommy status of the star, insisting to
us that Antonia Kidman was Sunday's surrogate all along." Yes,
Nicole Kidman didn't show until quite late into her pregnancy,
but honestly, this claim is about as bonkers as the one implying
that Bristol Palin was the real mother of Trig and that Sarah
faked the pregnancy so that Bristol would avoid the shame of
unwed motherhood. (Interestingly, Katie Holmes - now married to
Nicole's ex, Tom Cruis