  Rating: G (funny and harmless)  Author's Notes: Just a bit of
pure silly written for the Megamind community on LJ. (I'm just
finally getting around to posting it here.) Not my personal
fanon, but the idea still made me laugh.  Summary: Not everyone
in town was privy to what was going on between the main
characters in the film. Conclusions (even ridiculous ones) can
be drawn - especially by those with overactive imaginations. (An
OC's eye-view near the end of the film.)  Standard Issues  by
Rummi  They'd been sitting in the back room of Metro Comix
playing a round of Dungeons & Dragons when they'd heard it: an
explosive crash. It sounded awfully close - like someone had
slung-shot a garbage truck off the top of Metro Tower. Greg
Sully, proprietor, and the others in the back room of the comic
shop ran out to see what had happened.  The sight that greeted
them was more than a little unsettling: Not only was the entire
storefront suddenly missing, but half of the previously
mentioned tower was now lying in the