Respect Hamm's Privacy!  Jon Hamm would prefer you stop talking
about his giant trouser snake, please. No, really. Just stop.
He's not kidding. Snicker.  Jon Hamm  Poor Jon Hamm has the
worst problem ever: People won't stop talking about his giant
schlong. After word leaked that the Mad Men actor is being
forced to don underwear in this season's tighter pants because
his manhood was too distracting and a Tumblr called Jon Ham's
Wang has risen in popularity, he has finally had enough. No,
really — enough!  In an interview with Rolling Stone, Hamm
pretended he is just sick of the entire discussion.  "Most of
it's tongue-in-cheek," he told the mag. "But it is a little
rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like
they have — a prurience."  Jon Hamm's soft-core porn past
revealed >>  "They're called 'privates' for a reason," he
continued. "I'm wearing pants, for f***'s sake. Lay off. I mean,
it's not like I'm a f***ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in
the world. But when people feel the free