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5. Splash And Dash The act of taking a hot cup of coffee,
throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual,
and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and
comedy. Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went
to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down,
I gave her the ol' splash and dash!  Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?  Mark: Certainly. 1. splash and
dash This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become
so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know
exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up
from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to
try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a
"prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant
Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months
perfecting the move by t