Toilets, serviettes and stoves - a dissection of class in modern
Britain  How do you tell where people fall in the social pecking
order these days? Turns out it's not as easy as it used to be
• The Guardian,     • Jump to comments () Julian Fellowes Want
to know about class, just ask Julian Fellowes. Photograph: David
Hartley / Rex Features  Well, major eek, like when you ask
someone if they are pregnant and actually they are just big –
sort of THAT? As in, the number of people Dave has offended
since Mr Cobber went listen mate, the polls are saying 10 top
chavs in place by Monday or trust Lynton, you are royally
fucked? I mean, I get how hurt Victoria Beckham was, but Dave is
right, Harlow + hair extensions + a footballer = ticks all the
boxes?  So Craig Oliver said, chavwise, a flat cap says
everything, but Pippa Middleton just hung up? So Anna Soubry was
like, trust me, repulsive obesity never lies, oh, no offence
#awkward. So Dave asked Fellowes over, as in GIMLET eye for
kulaks, & Julian said just me