 Cracked Columnists  7 Phrases That Are Great Signs It's Time to
Stop Talking  Anyone who's ever watched a really lame,
unoriginal stand-up routine knows that "We need to talk ..." is
a magical red flag phrase that means you need to run away as
soon as possible, because it means a woman is going to bore you
to death or break up with you while boring you to death.
Obviously, if there are problems in your relationship, a
reasonable woman should deal with it by, I don't know,
disappearing without a word or shooting you when you're not
expecting it or something, I guess. I don't pretend to
understand what these comics want.  But here's some phrases that
signal some actual bad things coming that nobody wants any part
of.  #7. "I'm Not a Racist, But ..."  I'm not going to spend a
lot of time on this, because everybody knows that this phrase is
inevitably followed up by something extremely racist. I do want
to point out that it's pretty much impossible for any non-racist
statement to follow this phrase just because