Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home was attacked by beer-bottle
throwing fans last weekend.  No word on how many of the suspects
she dated, dumped and wrote songs about.  The local Westerly
Police Department told E! News that at 7:43 p.m. Saturday,
officers responded to a report that three suspects were throwing
beer bottles onto the property from the neighboring east beach
(Swift wasn't home at the time).  A security guard told them two
males and one female threw beer bottles onto the property and
were flipping him off, and that all three were still on the
beach.  Boy, did John Mayer and his buddies really think they
could get away with this?  Because people who throw beer bottles
at Taylor Swift's house and don't immediately leave are
incredibly intelligent, police then arrested Michael Horrigan,
29, Tristan J. Kading, 28, and Emily E. Kading, 26, who were
later charged with disorderly conduct.  Swift's rep didn't
comment to E!.