Jun Jie Lim  I am a neurotic and deranged Chinese pedigree whose
'limited edition' Chinese language is substandard.  From my
sinister experience with schools and examinations, I have given
up encouraging education and I am actively advocating all
parents to raise their children as stand-up comedians like Ryan
Stiles or Russel Peter.  I maintain a lifestyle that requires
more Apple shares than Steve Jobs, and with the pay package of
Barack Obama and Fernando Alonso altogether. I would also like
to have lunch with the Pope, marry a White woman, have a Latina
house-keeper, and own an Airbus A380 myself.  All works by Jun
Jie Lim (4 pictures)