Monday 12/12   5 alarm squir­rel–  Admin­is­tra­tors at a
Florida school were going nuts try­ing to find the
per­pe­tra­tor behind a false fire alarm that forced an
evac­u­a­tion, until a video­tape revealed the deed was done …
by a squir­rel.  The crit­ter had appar­ently taken up
res­i­dence in the school’s kitchen and had the run of the
place, as proven by the tape, which shows it climb­ing a wall to
get at the alarm, and then pulling it. The squir­rel even
appears to glance around as if he was in fear of get­ting
caught. While the ani­mal was trapped, he won’t face any
pun­ish­ment. As the school’s main­te­nance direc­tor noted,
“It’s really hard to fine a squir­rel, so he got a stern
lec­ture and was released outside.”  An arrest­ing devel­op­ment
—   LaDon­drell Mont­gomery has been con­victed of armed
rob­bery and he swore up and down that he had noth­ing to do
with the rob­bery in ques­tion, but couldn’t attest to the fact
that he was already in prison on that day because he’s been
arrested so often t