Leashie In The Daytime  My loves never ceases to impress me.
Just The Facts    1. Im lonely   2. I enjoy free coffee   3.
Someone hug me?  Leashie leads a charmed life.  I met a nice
young lady last Wednesday. I was at Starbucks for my morning WI-
FI theft and free cups of water when I saw her. She was sitting
in the armchair reading a book and sipping tea, i actually
didn't know what she was drinking but to me the story sounds
better if it was tea. Her complexion was that of peach colored
silk wrapped around an ivory statue of a goddess, a sexy sexy
goddess...a goddess id like to touch with my words of devotion
(and with my winky) . Her amber waves hair were held back from
her flawless face by a bright purple scrunchie and into a
unicorn tail (essentially the same thing as a pony tail but much
ponier). I approached her, I was nervous seeing as i haven't
spoken to a woman since the Lucy Liu Debacle i.e. restraining
order luncheon of '08 but regardless of obvious insecurities and
even more obvious arousal i so