Chuck Norris Jokes > Chuck Joke 659  Chuck Norris Joke #659
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.  Funny
:) Not Funny :(    2011-09-27 18:35:45  Giraffe were made by
chuck Norris upper cuts a horse   2011-05-25 18:00:20  noone
invented escalaters there just stairs runing from chuck noris
2010-11-01 10:56:43  Chuck Norris once fought off a bunch of
Japenese fighter planes by pointing at them and saying "pow"
2010-04-28 22:40:23  Who would win in a race between Superman
and Batman to the moon? Chuck Norris.  2010-04-28 22:39:05  When
god created earth he mad all me equil. Then he mad Chuck Norris.
2010-04-28 22:35:40  Chuch Norris knows what willis is talking
about.   2008-07-31 20:04:52  your the best :)  ps. heres some
more that me and my friend made up (L) Chuck Norris  Chuck
Norris doesn't need glasses, glasses need Chuck Norris.  Chuck
Norris was born by C-Section because he got tired of waiting.
Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, he just pictures you dead, and
you are.  When Chuc