How To Make Your Mom Feel Loved with TechnologyS  Your mom will
always love you, and you'll always love your mom, but now that
moms are comfortably geeky, maternal interactions can get weird
and frustrating very quickly. How do we manage? You need a
plan—especially with Mother's day coming so soon. This is it.
Your mom wants to text you. Your mom wants to look at your
pictures. Your mom wants to ask you for cool new tunes. Your mom
wants to hug you through a computer—but that's impossible, mom!
Your mom's computer and router and everything between will be
caught in a inexorable rush of faulty configuration and
misunderstanding. But she's your mom. We know you're busy, but
some stuff you can't shirk. Be patient and be kind to her.
Here's where you start:  Tech Support  Being forced out of your
mother's vaginal cavity entitles her to a lifetime of technical
support, whenever she wants it, forever. No exceptions. Sorry,
it's just the way it is—and no c-section loophole either, I'm
afraid. She trucked you around