2012 Volkswagen Beetle Manly Features Decoded  New VW Beetle's
Manly Features Decoded   The new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle has
arrived. And all those female audience members who won one on
Oprah's Favorite Things may be disappointed — if you believe the
brand's head of design, anyway. "Masculine" is the word being
hit over our head to describe the Beetle's new design, but what
does that mean? If you're curious about what the company is
really saying in its descriptions of the new Beetle's features,
don't worry, I've decoded them for you!  It's a "dynamic,
sportier, more masculine car." That means: Listless ladies, this
car isn't for you. It's for doing sporty things, like driving
your husband and his friends to baseball games.  It's longer and
wider than its predecessor. That means: It has a bigger penis
than that sissy previous model.  It features a high roof, or
"cathedral ceiling." That means: Macho guys are big and tall,
and this car will fit them.  The "chrome-accented bar"
emphasizes how long it is. That me