  "The tragedy is inconceivable," Wizco president Alvin Cassidy
said. "For years, countless children played with the Aqua
Assault RoboFighter without incident. But then these three
retards come along and somehow find a way to get themselves
killed. So now we have to do a full recall and halt production
on what was a really awesome toy. What a waste."  "My mom won't
let me play with my RoboFighter because of those dumb kids who
died," said 10-year-old Jeremy Daigle of Somerville, MA. "I used
to set up army guys around the RoboFighter and have it run over
them and conquer Earth for the Zardaxians. But now I'll never
see it again, all because three stupid idiots had to go and
wreck everything."   Each of the deaths was determined to be the
result of gross misuse of the toy, an incredibly cool device
that could shoot both plastic missiles and long jets of water,
as well as maneuver over the ground on retractable wheels.  The
first death occurred June 22, when 7-year-old Isaac Weiller of
Grand Junction, CO, died a