  5 Horrific Ways Bad Parents Turn Their Kids Into Good Money
It's said that it costs around $200,000 to raise a kid from
birth to the age of 18. That's a significant amount of money:
Enough for a low-end Ferrari, a modest home in the Midwest
somewhere or a lifetime of Fourth Meals. Why the hell would you
want to waste it on something as pedestrian as child-rearing?
Thankfully, there are ways to have your children pay you back,
often without them even knowing it and--like icing on the cake--
you can do it all without technically breaking the law! Well,
man's law anyways; you'll be breaking the shit out of several
moral and spiritual laws.  Making Them Lab Rats  If you're
really hard-up for cash, like if you're right above the stage of
selling your own blood, you can volunteer your body for use in
clinical trials. It's good money if you've got a solid pain
tolerance and love cancer. Or, if you've got kids, you can have
all of the upside (ie, cash) and none of the potential side
effects! That's right, you can