Among the highlights of this battle between Spider-Man and
Batman on a subway in Toronto the other day: 1) Batman
attempting to do the Christian Bale growl while Spider-Man
claims he could stop the train with his bare hands. 2) Spidey
taunting Batman about his dead parents, and Bats retorting that
Spidey's parents weren't international spies, but rather
"international feces." 3) The pull-up contest. 4) The "hanging
from the ceiling" contest." 5) The taunt, "Batman, or Bat-
bitch?" 6) "I have a PhD in kicking ass." "I'm 50 percent
Clydesdale." 7) The wrestling moves that the superheroes try out
on each other, including some that may have originated with
Shatner. 8) The way Spider-Man finally spanks Batman, just once.
According to CTV, the video is the work of Sean Ward, creator of
the viral short "Batman's Night Out." Ward explains: "I've been
a big fan of these characters. I think people are enjoying the
characterizations of these guys in my work." There's another
chapter in the Spider-Man/Batman saga coming