UnNews:Nigerian man's explosive flatulence mistaken for terror
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to: navigation, search  26 December 2009  Umar Farouk
Abdulmutallab a reported member of Al LePetomane, Nigeria's
largest and oldest farting club, is considered hazardous
material.  ROMULUS, Michigan -- A Nigerian man, 23 year old Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab, disrupted a passenger flight on Friday
from Amsterdam to Detroit approximately 20 minutes from landing
with a monstrous and thundering flatus, which was initially
mistaken by Homeland Security officials as a terror bombing
attempt against the United States.  A passenger a few rows back
from the man indicates that the man had been fidgety through the
entire flight, often rocking from side to side, and had made
several trips to the lavatory. Approximately 20 minutes from
landing the passenger reported what he described as a "loud
clap" or "the sound of two pig carcasses slapping together"
followed by a distinct odor that was initially