Burglar's T-shirt tips off the cops   Stranger Than Fiction
Curses, foiled again  Police charged Perry Martin, 55, with
burglarizing two cars in Delray Beach, Fla., after surveillance
video showed a man wearing a shirt that said "I Got Wood LLC"
and gave a phone number. Police called the number and reached
the I Got Wood flooring company, whose owner viewed the video
and identified the man as Martin, an employee. (South Florida
Sun Sentinel)  Police investigating a burglary in Lakewood,
Wash., found a plaque on the front lawn of the home naming
Alfred J. Shropshire III, 49, as a local car dealer's
"Salesperson of the Month." When questioned, Shropshire
confirmed the award was his and was charged with the crime.
(United Press International)  Dummy prize  Satellite photos
revealed that Iran is building a nonworking model of a U.S.
nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, which intelligence officials
believe is intended to be blown up for propaganda purposes. The
two-thirds-scale replica resembles one of the Navy's Ni