Michele Bachmann signs hate group's anti-gay marriage pledge
Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus, heterosexual crusaders.
Michele Bachmann and her husband Marcus, heterosexual crusaders.
Joining Bachmann in signing the pledge are Republican candidates
Mitt Romney, who is made of wood, and Rick Santorum, who is made
of cookie dough.  By signing, Bachmann promises that, if she
becomes president, she will do five different things. The pledge
seems simple enough, at least at first.   Then it gets a little
weird. The second piece of the pledge calls for Bachmann to
appoint Supreme Court and federal judges "committed to applying
the original meaning of the Constitution."  Oh, wait, this
pledge could be pretty bad for black people, too. Sorry, guys,
back to slavery. But anyway, Michele already told you that you
had it pretty good then.  By far the strangest part of this
pledge is the fourth section, which goes like this:  "Four,
establilsh a presidential commission on religious liberty to
investigate and d