Friday, April 04, 2003   Here's another example of the kind of
bullshit which drives me up the wall:  Since this war started,
there have been reports issued about finding chemical suits and
gas masks. Just seconds ago, CNN bobblehead doll Robin Meade
tried to connect the dots for all of us benighted retards when
someone reported from the field that an embedded journalist had
seen "gas masks on the bodies of Iraqi soldiers." Robin,
military genius that she is, said, roughly, "That does bring up
a good question, why would they be worrying about protecting
themselves from chemical weapons if they weren't planning on
using them?"  Doesn't Robin know that every American soldier in
the field is required to carry a gas mask? Does that mean, then,
that Americans intend to use chemical weapons? Of course not. It
only means that soldiers have to protect themselves against
their enemy.  I know that there are some that think that I'm
implying that American soldiers would use chemical weapons, but
I'm not. I'm sure that I