Craptions Classics March 11, 2010  "Jim, that white turtleneck
makes you look ridiculous!"   Other Craptions  Uncomfortably
Silent Hill.   These mannequin commercials for Old Navy are
getting pretty scary.   Fencing for the fabulous!!   As eternal
punishments go, Hitler didn't so much mind the excruciating
razor mask, but did the devil really have to make him wear such
a Jew-y sports coat.   Damned to eternity in Hell? That's no
excuse not to look your best. Ralph Lauren, Sinners Collection.
Some people will go to extreme lengths to never have to hear or
see Sarah Palin again.  Daft Punk has entered your nightmares!
"Well, sir, we've been able to locate the source of your
headache."   You'd think they'd be tough to beat in poker, but
when they have a big hand, their slats open and close real
quick.   "I STILL can't feel the Force yet, how about you,
Larry?"  Oooh everyone! Hey look at me, I'm Greg, my face burnt
off and now I need this hideous mask so my...He's behind me
isn't he?   Dirk and Jeff were tak