Locks Of Love is a charity that makes wigs out of donated hair
for children who have lost theirs due to cancer treatments or
other medical reasons. Most people are familiar with Locks Of
Love, for whom well-known hirsute people often go shorn in the
name of charity and good faith.  Tim McCarver, it would seem, is
not one of these people. During a discussion of the previously-
dreadlocked Darnell McDonald's new home on the Yankees, McCarver
became stupefied by the idea a charity might actually want
someone's hair, later asking "How much business does Locks of
Love have?"  It's a charity, Tim, they don't do "business."
[FOX]  Update (9:06 p.m.): McCarver later apologized: