Even if this was a list of the top 100 quotes from the New Girl
episode “Secrets” we’d still have trouble whittling it down to
our absolute favorites. The FOX comedy is just that funny.  But
we’ve accomplished the impossible, so prepare to pee your pants.
Again.  15. Ol’ sweatback Jess (Zooey Deschanel), to Nick (Jake
Johnson): J’accuse, Miller! J’accuse. You fold like a lawn
chair.  14. Sounds like a thrill ride Jess, to Cece (Hannah
Simone): Are you ready to run? I have my playlist all ready.
Actually, it’s Diane Keaton’s autobiography, and she just filmed
First Wives Club, and it’s getting me pumped.  13. Jar! Schmidt
(Max Greenfield), to the gang: Can we just take a moment to
celebrate me? Schmidtty really did it this time. I mean, I’m
having Indian every night.  12. Nick goes to some strange places
when he “self-completes”... Nick, seeing Jess in her winter
gear: Oh, I get it. It’s actually kind of a fantasy of mine.
Could you say the following words out loud? “The ice roads are
too dangerous. You’re gon