Today I took a shower with my clothes on. It's because I'm hard-
core.  One time when I was a child, I rode my bicycle into the
pool. It's because I'm hard-core.  If you do all these things
and you are already hard-core, you will have reached a NEW LEVEL
of hardcoreness. It so hard-core it makes me tired. I'll go to
sleep in my sleeping bag.