Gotta Love Old Men  I was at the mall the other day eating at
the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange and blue.  The old man kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring
every time.  When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in
your life?”  The old man did not bat an eye in his response,
“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my son.”   deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 20,
2009  Your Response   love it.   Thanks...hadn't heard it - BUT
will tell it! Thanks!