comments_image Comments  Queer Eye for the Green Guy  Message to
enviros: Ditch the Birks! After all, clothes really do make the
activist.   • submit to reddit   • submit to reddit  If
environmentalism is dead, then that ratty sweater has to go,
too. Ditto for sandals as everyday footwear -- only one man ever
pulled off that look, and that was during King Herod's reign.
One more thing: piling your dreads under that knit cap makes
your head look like a Jiffy Pop about to explode. Yeah, I'm
talking to you, environmentalists. It's time to keep up
appearances.  I'm sorry to be the one delivering the Carson
Kressley-style bitch slaps to all you greens, but someone needs
to broach this tender subject. Desperate times call for
desperate measures, and fashion does matter. So get up off the
tufted fainting couch, blot your swollen eyes with some
unbleached, recycled tissues, and let me have a look at you. Oh
my. You do look flaky in those pants.  I know it's repugnant to
suggest that we focus on sartorial matters whil