Sheldon The Wonderhorse  Eating Apples Since 1969   Sheldon The
Wonderhorse's Links NOVEMBER 21, 2011 3:11PM  Just Wait....
Rate: 9 Flag  Dear Current and/or Past Parents of Various
Peoples,  First off, thank you for your well wishes regarding
the news of the Wonderpony. It's hard to believe the wee lad
will be here in just a couple of months. Mrs. Wonderhorse and I
are very excited, and are looking at this as a whole new
adventure. However, I would appreciate it, if it wouldn't be too
much trouble, if you could do a couple of things for me.  1.
Please stop reminding me that we are both over 40. Mrs.
Wonderhorse realizes she's over 40. I realize I'm over 40. I
realize that every day when looking in the mirror and the hair
in my nose seems to get longer than the hair on my head. Don't
worry - I plan on using my age to my advantage. No better way to
get out of soccer practices than by whipping out the ol' fake
broken hip or "my bursitis is acting up again" excuse. Rest
assured, I plan on using both.  On the fl