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rays! You can't let the pitcher score what the hell What is the
quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say "nice dick"
What's the difference between snow women and snowmen? Snowballs
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who
can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. Which sexual
position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom Did you
hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que What
did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike. Why did
Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named
Auuurraaagggghhh Nice legs.. What time do they open? Why did God
create alcohol? So ugly people could get laid too Who are the
fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers! They went through
tons of stories in 5 seconds! What did the World Trade Center
workers order for lunch on 9/11? 2 Large plains What is the only
time a pentagon has four sides? When it intersects a plane
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