Top Five Rebecca Black Disses  By now, you've heard "Friday,"
right, that horrendous Rebecca Black song? Although we firmly
believe it is an abomination, we are super-psyched to not only
have something new to make fun of, but we are now able to relish
Rebecca Black's career-demise and observe in the vast, demented
glory that is making fun of a thirteen-year-old girl.  We aren't
the only assholes picking on this innocent teen, so don't get
all parental on us. And don't feel sorry for her. Her song is so
horrific...that it's making billions (which, to be fair, she's
donating to Japan). And why not? You know you've done something
wonderful when the media and bloggers get a hold of you and tear
you apart. HOORAY FOR SHOWBUSINESS! The parodies and attacks
have begun. Here's the top five disses thus far.  Top Five
Rebecca Black Disses  5. Anonymous Online A-Holes  After the
"song" hit big on YouTube, Black began not to only get large
amounts of criticism for her singing voice, but apparently
people kind of wanted h