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those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia
have an article about Goomba.  Goombas are little small retarded
creatures in the Mushroom Kingdom that go around cussing at
people. Goombas are commonly depicted as small beasts with an
angry disposition. Goomba (a.k.a. Zain Jaffery) The most common
type of Goomba is a brown lump, which looks like a soggy
chocolate ice cream cone made of crap that some Grade 2 used as
an Art Project. They have four methods of attacking Mario.
Running madly in circles, charging at him, walking off a cliff,
or "head-bonking," as seen in the Paper Mario series. None of
these methods worked however, and the closest a Goomba has ever
come to defeating Mario was undoing his shoelaces, after which
said Goomba was promptly kicked in the face (doing 2 HP of
damage and flattening it).  A goomba mistakes Mario's crotch for
sausage and meatballs.