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Joke N° 1925 Message From Santa Dear Friends, I have been
watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year
and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was
going to bring you all gifts from "The Twelve Days of
Christmas," but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers
fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10
ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids
a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing
weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4
calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge
in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird crap. On
top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation,
and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled
Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe