Tuesday, January 31, 2012  "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2" -
Zach's Take  Well, if anyone ever needed proof that kids are
stupid, here it is.  I'm kidding, of course, but this movie was
really bad. However, I can't really raise much ire over it.
Thinking about the film makes me sad rather than angry.
Depressed rather than giddy. It's a bit of punctuation on the
downfall of director Bob Clark's career. Sure, he's made some
bad movies. But he's also made some great ones, like A Christmas
Story or Black Christmas. The fact that his career was reduced
to this (preceded by Karate Dog) is just disheartening.  This
sad wreck of a film concerns the "story" of four babies (whose
names I can't remember) helping Kahuna, a man in a baby's body,
prevent the evil Biscane (played by Jon Voight) from using his
mind control to take over the world. Yep. Stupid and
predictable.  Anyways, the main baby is the only one who
believes in the existence of Kahuna. See, Kahuna is a kind of
urban legend among babies, a hero who rescues k