  A few years ago I lived in a house with 3 great guys and one
turd burglar. We got along well except for the one guy who did
nothing but play video games on the only T.V. in the house and
smoke, which wouldn't have been a problem except that nobody
else could ever use the common room. All the guys are pretty
passive but were annoyed that they never got use of the room so
the solution – clear nail polish. On one of the rare occasion he
went to class I would coat the prongs of the plug for his
Playstation with a thin layer of clear nail polish and let it
dry then plug it in. The nail polish prevented the electrical
connection and the Playstation wouldn't work. He replaced it 3
times and the same thing happened each time. He never did figure
it out but starting hanging out as his goon buddies house
instead since their Playstations worked – problem solved.  Dave
S., Ryerson  I met this girl named Amee the first week of
freshman year. The first night I met over she came home with me
and left an over-sized sweater