With his normally cluttered desk wiped clean and his hair
slicked back—his eyebrows, however, roamed free—curmudgeonly
commentator Andy Rooney signed off from 60 Minutes tonight. In
his final show-ending segment, the 92-year-old said he is and
will always be a writer before anything else, apologized for the
(very few) times he's been wrong, and reminded us that we should
never, ever approach him in a restaurant.  So long, you old
coot. We'll miss you! As someone you've probably never heard of
sings, this is my prayer, that you'll die living just as free as
your eyebrows hair.