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Cerberus's Wall   Seriously, is there any way to keep Cerberus
off my lawn?  What's the big deal?  Um, big lion claw marks in
my grass.   Puddles of venom in the driveway.   Flaming turds,
Lord Hades. Flaming turds.  Please, My Lord, my husband and I
are being terrorized. We're supposed to be living in Elysium.
This is supposed to be a place for the blessed dead, but
Cerberus is making it more like the Dungeons of the Damned.  So
Orpheus just needs to stop playing his lyre all the time. He
knows it attracts Cerberus.   He's a musician! It's what he
does!  Be at peace, Orpheus and Eurydice, I think I have a
solution.   Hades, you really need to control your dog. He
almost took a bite out of me.  Well, maybe you shouldn't be
trespassing in the Underworld. You're lucky you got by him the
first time you came down here.  I'm a god now, and I demand more
respect.  What are you doing down here anyway?  I thought I
might have a word with Dido.  I doubt she'l