10 Noisy Ways To Hide Your… You Know… Bodily Noises  You know
when you wake up and you know it’s just gonna be one of those
gas-tastic days? It’s not a problem if you have Gas-X® around.
But if you don’t, sometimes you have to improvise. Here are some
situation-specific noise-makers you can use to give yourself
some cover. posted on  I know, right? Now tell your friends! 10
Noisy Ways To Hide Your... You Know... ... Gas-X® (use as
directed)  1. Create a distraction  Universal Pictures  Remember
in Do the Right Thing how Mookie threw that trash can through
that window? Who’s to say he wasn’t about to get his toot on?
This technique is also called “changing the narrative.”  2. Find
the nearest parade  This one takes a little advanced planning,
but so does eating four chili dogs. Also, if you have your own
bagpipe and are part of the parade, you are doubly safe.  3.
Crack open a soda   For bonus points, have an animal open a
soda. Then if there is an olfactory component to your conundrum
you have a built-in pats