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navigation, search “We contend that for a nation to try to tax
itself into prosperity is like Chuck Norris standing in a
bucket, trying to lift himself up by the handle.” ~ Winston
Churchill on taxes “I once sat in a chair and lifted myself up
off the floor by the sides of the seat. I mean I could do it
over and over, but I don't feel like it. I did do it once,
though.” ~ Chuck Norris on taxes “ One time I stood in a bucket
and my other self lifted me up by the handle~!” ~ Me on taxes?
For Tax (dance move), see Tax (dance) For spelling correction,
or what happened if not, see Texas There's death and there's
taxes. This article is about taxes. See also income tax.  Taxes
were invented when rich people got jealous of other rich people
and decided that they deserved free money from poor people. This
dates back a very long time ago but it was originally invented
by mother Britain as a method to force Americans to get a job,
today taxes are an interesting