Adam Dunn Close To Accepting Birthright As DH  Adam Dunn's about
to hit a lot of doubles. The Rays might be hoarding Uptons.
Ladies and gentlemen, please stand back, because this is one
HOTFUCKINGSTOVE.  •First the Yankees flew to Arkansas. Then the
Rangers flew to Arkansas. Arkansas is lovely this time of year.
Chan Ho Park signing with the Pirates would be the most perfect
baseball contract in the history of ever.  •The Marlins want
Ozzie Guillen, but it'll cost them a player: Logan Morrison,
mayhaps? Because Florida hasn't had their fill of managers
publicly feuding with the front office.  Pujols wants A-Rod
money. Jeter wants A-Rod years. Nobody wants to actually be
A-Rod.  •Ken Rosenthal throws some shit at the wall.  Gavin
Floyd and Brandon Webb look like goddamned Spahn and Sain in
this weak market.  Anyone want this Papelbon? We'll throw some
money in. No one?