When You're Evil Lyrics - Voltaire  Review The Song (76)  When
the Devil is too busy And Death's a bit too much They call on me
by name you see For my special touch To the gentlemen I'm Miss
Fortune To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize But call me by any name Any
way it's all the same  I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble
in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every
head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm
the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe  And it's so
easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips
his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for
free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need  While there's
children to make sad While there's candy to be had While there's
pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down
the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waitin' round the corner It's
a game, I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The
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