I'm sure many people's Christmas lists start out with an LCD TV,
iPod, golf clubs, laptop, digital camera, blu-ray player, or the
like. Well, this year I think I am going to branch out from your
standard consumer electronics and ask for...a football coach.
That's right: just one successful, experienced, well spoken, X's
and O's knowing football coach. Can you do that, Santa?  It's
been a week since the Auburn Tigers cut ties with head coach
Tommy Tuberville. A week. Seven days. Not long, right?  Wrong.
With each passing day it seems as though Auburn and athletic
director Jay Jacobs continue to lower their standards, lose
recruits, and provide comedic relief to college football fans
around the country. You can hear the laughter from Tuscaloosa to
Athens when they see "Auburn interviews Patrick Nix" scrolling
across the bottom line.  On a day when Mississippi State hired
Dan Mullen, the offensive coordinator that was already behind
one national championship at Florida and has brought them to
another, Auburn's