Wednesday, September 23, 2009  Small Towns   Those who didn't,
will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it is.  1)
You can name everyone you graduated with.  2) You know what 4-H
means.  3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit,
or in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday, you could always
tell who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs
from running through the woods when the party was busted. (See
#6.)  4) You used to 'drag' Main.  5) You whispered the 'F' word
and your parents knew within the hour.  6) You scheduled parties
around the schedules of different police officers, because you
knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.  7) You
could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how
old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your
parents anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money?  8)
When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive
on back roads to