Who hasn't invited a crazy lady home, hired her as a publicist,
or worked for her as a high priced hooker? Everyone! We've seen
how these things end, and it's with Amanda Woodward saving us
all from boredom.  We have looked into our Melrose Place Crystal
Ball (patent pending) and, based on last night's activity, we
have seen the future of all the character's lives.    • After
her national campaign for Real People Jeans, Dog-named Riley
becomes a world famous model. Well, not a real world famous
model, because she's too short, but television's version of a
world-famous model where she makes tons and tons of money and
doesn't do very much. She leaves Jonah behind for a world-famous
fashion photographer named Benson Benson. Then, one day, he is
shooting her for a perfume ad in a giant mansion and the shoot
is being catered by Doggie Auggie, who started a catering
company just for this one single shoot. In a coke-feuled fit,
Benson Benson lashes out and slaps Riley in the face because she
refuses to pose topless.