tagHumor & SatireThe First Time I had the Buttsex  The First
Time I had the Buttsex   There was this European girl I met
while I was sunbathing in South Beach. Probably somewhere in her
early twenties, she had shoulder length wavy blond hair, sparkly
blue eyes, creamy white skin, and rosy cheeks that had a small
smattering of freckles. She stood a leggy 5-6, and her body was
the definition of tight, somewhat athletic but not too muscular,
with perky C-cup breasts and an apple-shaped bottom one could
bounce quarters off.  I can't remember her name, but it was
weird sounding, and she was from some tiny country in Europe
that I'd never heard of and couldn't pronounce the name of.
After getting her phone number, we made plans for later that
night. We were supposed to go to Ocean Drive but instead we met
on Lincoln Road, where we had a few drinks at "Cafeteria," and
then took a rickshaw taxi back to my apartment for a nightcap.
Back at my apartment, we sparked up some Jamaican red-haired
ganja and slammed severa