Prospectus for Silicon Valley’s Next Hot Tech IPO, Where Nothing
Could Possibly Go WrongS  As we learned from the recent Facebook
IPO, things don't always go exactly as planned. But lord knows
that's not going to stop anybody from over-hyping Silicon
Valley's next hot tech startup. Our friends at McSweeney's
stumbled on these pre-IPO documents, which should give investors
a little pause.  Form S-1 Registration Statement The Securities
Act of 1933  Ponzify, Inc.   Forget Facebook. Forget Groupon.
Forget everything you know about Silicon Valley. Because Ponzify
isn't like other tech companies. We don't promise results. We
show them to you, on a piece of paper, that has your name and a
monetary figure that increases every month.  Our business model
is simple: Attract users, advertisers, positive press and a
corporate buyer; then, pull the chord on that golden parachute
and have cable news book you as an expert on startups from time
to time. There may be a book deal in there, too. We haven't
decided.  Users love