John Mayer to Huffington Post: &#39;Go F—k Yourself&#39;S  The
story: This morning the HuffPo speculates that lover, crooner,
fighter John Mayer might be getting back with Jennifer Aniston,
based on things said at a concert. Mayer then responds, says
everything's out of context, and invents exciting new phrases.
C-Span scar? What does that even mean? I'm sure it's something
bad. I also like the idea of the Huffington Post as a single
entity, fucking itself. How exactly does a blog fuck itself?
What are the mechanics of that? Lifehacker? Can you explain this
please?  Anyway, there you have it. John Mayer has finally
defeated the Huffington Post. And the rest was silence.  Oh,
except one last question. Why is John Mayer still on the
internet?  [John Mayer's Tumblr, Image: Splash]  Click to view