Kat Von D is getting hitched to Deadmau5 on Aug. 10, under the
sea.  Baby it's better down where it's wetter, take it from Von
D. (That's what she scribed in the men's room.)  The "LA Ink"
tattoo artist told People mag that there will be blue and green
food (Mmm. Blue casserole shit from Country Buffet.), mermaids
and a Kat will wear a sea-themed wedding dress.  So special. I
hope Jesse James is a bridesmaid. (He got married for the fourth
time last month. Seems his new broad is jiggy with pants pests.)
As for the nuptials down under, who knows what that process will
entail.  Let's visualize: Kat rises out of crystal waters like
sea-hag Ursula, dripping black eyeliner and wringing out her
scales.  christy fantz Christy Fantz  Meanwhile, Deadmau5 will
surface in Minnie Mouse ears screaming, "Kat! Your penis is
showing!"  I should be a wedding planner.   Kid Rock vs. Jay-Z
and JT   Kid Rock called Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake's upcoming
"Legends of Summer" tour "highway robbery" on Piers Morgan's
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