Give Kate some privacy  Kate Middleton, our princess of dreams,
is slowly becoming dismembered. Just as her sister was reduced
to a pair of ripe buttocks by the sexy gaze of the media back in
April, now Kate faces a similar Boxing Helena fate - but is
destined to be a walking womb rather than a walking bum.  Photos
of Kate last month showed that she was holding her hands near
her stomach. Aha, she must be preggers! More prosaic
explanations for the pictures - for example, that she didn't
have any pockets, so where was she meant to put her hands? -
could be swept aside. "So what's making Kate so happy?" nudged
the Daily Mail, along with the Daily Express and Daily Star,
which also carried the photo on their front pages. Maybe she'd
met someone she knew? Maybe she was having a nice time? Maybe
she likes doing princess things and being a princess? Instead,
with a wink here and a nod there, we get the picture: Kate might
be pregnant!  You might argue that that's all a princess of the
realm ever is - a pretty face