Ferguson, Benitez, Hiddink, and Wenger on a Deserted Island:
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(Photo by Ian Waldie/Getty Images)  On their flight to the
International League Managers conference in Hawaii, the plane
carrying messrs Ferguson, Benitez, Hiddink, and Wenger crash
lands on a deserted island—what other island could it have
crashed on? An inhabited one?  Well this tale would have been
over quite quickly. These deserted islands do seem to appear
with alarming regularity in movies and dramas (not mentioning
one particular drama series that has been running for four
seasons) but they do make a great setting for a story—so on with
this tale.  Benitez staggers out of the  burning wreckage
first—or so he believes. Hiddink is already on the beach,
trousers rolled up, basking in the glorious sun, oblivious to
the plane wreckage scattered around him—does nothing phase him?
Wenger opens his eyes. He does not remember much of the last
minutes of the flight. He looks around. He must