LONDONAfter a very public, highly scrutinized courtship, Prince
Charles wed his horse of over three decades in a quiet civil
ceremony at the Guildhall in Windsor Sunday. "Her Majesty Queen
Elizabeth wishes to express her joy that His Royal Highness The
Prince Of Wales has, at long last, found true connubial
happiness," read a statement released by Buckingham Palace. "Her
Majesty is happier still to announce that the new Duchess Of
Cornwall possesses a strong carriage, healthy teeth, and an
unimpeachable bloodline." Following the ceremony, the reclusive
couple retreated to the Birkhall Estate near Balmoral Castle in
Scotland, where they celebrated their new union by posing for
photographs and going for a brisk trot in the courtyard.