Baaaaad Mafuckas- Michael Irvin  *fittedwearer's note: you know,
I really wasn't even gonna do this, I swear..I was gonna leave
my 'Boys outta this. However, at the request of my frienemy Ci,
(an Eagles fan...I hope she gets better one day...) I am. I
can't deny her that...she can enjoy greatness from the 3rd
person at the very least. Aight so...yeah, here goes.  Well, you
don't get a nickname like "the Playmaker" without having many
tendencies of a baaaaad mafucka. Michael Irvin is one of the
greatest wide recievers in NFL history and a pretty cool guy as
well. I mean, he was good at what he did pretty much from birth.
He was born in 1966 (the 15th of 17 kids, his father apparently
made a few plays of his own...) and after starring in football
all through high school, he went to the University of Miami
where he won a national championship and set a bundle of school
records which he still holds today.  In 1988, he was drafted by
the then-pitiful Dallas Cowboys, who were by the late '80s
little more than a pun