Air Conditioner Falls from Sky, Lands on East Villager  How not
to install your air conditioner. Here's something we didn't even
know we had to worry about: Air conditioners falling out of 6th-
floor windows and ricocheting off of awnings and onto the heads
of innocent passers-by. Yep. On what will go down in history as
a very unlucky day for 67-year-old Tony Franzese, the poor man
was just walking his Shih Tzu down 2nd Avenue at 3rd Street when
he got bonked on the head with the errant A.C.  He reportedly
suffered a head wound and was taken to Bellevue, where we're
told he's in stable condition.  The NYPD also told us that the
A.C.'s fall had been determined an accident, with no charges
against the tenant -- a/k/a, "It was not pushed." According to
the New York Post, building inspectors have already ordered air
conditioner brackets be installed immediately and given
citations to the building's owner.  Unluckier still for
Franzese, he'd recently been evicted from his apartment and is
supposed to be gone by Thu