Kim Porter is Ready to Pop  by at . Comments    But it could be
worse. She could be experiencing the wrath of Suge Knight, for
example. That is one scary motherf*%ker you don't want to piss
off.  Or Kim could be forced to listen to an Ali Lohan album.
We're pretty sure child birth is nothing compared to that.
Meanwhile, if Diddy and Kim are in need of names, we're sorry to
report the following, sad news: Thijs is taken.  However, the
possibility of a play date with Jayden James Federline and
numerous other mystery celebrity babies remains.