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Jump to: navigation, search Kochie tells another of his
delightful jokes Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Karl
Stefanovic? “So he sees "Kochie is a dork" written in urine in
the snow, right...” ~ John Howard on Kochie “For the last bloody
time, I'm not Kochie!” ~ James O'Loghlin on Kochie  David Koch
is an Australian breakfast television "personality" who somehow
manages to make his job look a lot harder than it could possibly
be. He is especially well known for his jokes, which most of the
time serve to send his target audience back to sleep. David Koch
frequently goes out drinking with Peter Meakin, as part of an
attempt to get Peter convicted of drunk driving to slowly gain
complete control of the Seven Network.  edit Sunrise   Kochie is
known to only come out of his coffin at night, to prepare for
his show Sunrise, which is on way too early in the morning.
After he has made his appearance he scurries back to his dark
cellar, and is not heard