To die for  Domestic blitz  Declutterers are the self-help gurus
of the noughties. Where once we swore by Dr David Burns and his
10 Days To Self-Esteem, now we're wondering how clean is our
house. Bryn C Collins's Emotional Unavailability: Recognising
It, Understanding It And Avoiding Its Trap has been superseded
by Rita Konig's Domestic Bliss. Whether you think ill or well of
this shift depends on whether you believe that untidy drawers
are the result of depression, or something to get depressed
about.  Yvonne Surrey is necessarily of the latter persuasion.
She is a Mess Therapist. "Ask yourself, what is the clutter
doing to you personally?" she opines. "Is it affecting your
creativity, making you depressed, causing rows?" While a
psychotherapist would have a fine time with Yvonne and her
emotional denial, I, on the other hand, once shared a house with
someone who ate cheese by pulling small lumps straight from the
block, and crumbling it across the kitchen. It's true, such
untidiness does cause rows. And de