Wednesday, May 16, 2007  Another Edition of "HumanityCritic's
Asshole moments"  If any of you have weak constitutions, what
I'm about to express to you might indeed make you sick to your
stomach and curse this very blog more than many sub par
wordsmiths do - but any sort of release that I feel, activities
that I deem to be cathartic, I usually equate to taking a very
healthy bowel movement. When some journalist emailed me a few
weeks ago and asked me about my writing process, I thought about
how good it felt to release the cluster-fuck happening in my
brain to post form and simply told the nice young lady that "My
blog is the on-line incarnation of me taking a very busy shit!".
Recently, when a chick that I had blessed with my rather
unimpressive penis asked me how the sex was as she gazed at me
in her post coital glow - I lovingly looked her in the eyes,
gently caressed her face and said, "It was good baby, like one
of those post "All you can eat buffet" shits!!" I guess that's
why I enjoy being an asshole a