Friday, April 10, 2009  New Easter Egg Hunt Policy  (OK, this is
from two years ago, but I didn't have time to write a new
Easter-themed post because I'm too busy sitting in the closet
shoving chocolate bunny ears in my mouth. What? There was sale
at Target.)  Dear Parents:  Due to some rather unfortunate
incidents that transpired during last spring's school-wide
Easter Egg Hunt, it has become necessary to take certain
precautions this year. Therefore, listed below please find the
items that should not, under any circumstances, be used to fill
the plastic eggs used for the hunt.  For most of you, this list
is simple common sense. However, as we learned far too late last
year, there are a few troublemakers among you who apparently
find it amusing to go to a divey bar the night before, get
"totally sh*tfaced", then "load up the mothereffin' Eastey eggs"
so chaos can then ensue the next day at the taxpayers' expense.
We truly hope these inconsiderate renegades will not take this
rather nasty route again and ins