The Top 1000  0 thoughts on “The Top 1000    1. You and a friend
laughing uncontrollably hard, so hard that you can’t breathe and
your stomach hurts.. And then when you both stop for a brief
second, one of you starts laughing again and the laughing
episode starts all over again.    2. When your gait naturally
alternates between the light and dark tiles in a grocery store.
When you crack open a new book.      (and, similarly)      The
smell of a really old book.       Clunky, unweildy rollerskates.
Perfectly-baked, warm Pizza Rolls.      Drawing things on glass
condensation.       The feeling of two snug Lego pieces snapping
together.      The crunch of a hard-shell taco.    3. Using a
fresh razor.      Whacking a piñata with all of your might.
Perfectly opening a banana without squishing any of its
contents.      Making massive quantities of macaroni-and-cheese.
The sound that a really well-made umbrella makes when it opens.
Riding a broomstick, mop, or otherwise non-equine implement