I know it sounds truly crazy, and true the visions hazy, but I
swear throughout Oz there'll be a fanfiction all to do with
Elphie!  You know that feeling when the Plot Bunny starts
nibbling? Yeah, well imagine it's the Monty Python bunny, and
this is what you wind up with! Yup, it's a new story.  Somehow,
Fiyero knew he was in a very bad situation, which would probably
get him in a great deal of trouble. No, he was not stuck in some
pub, no he had not woken up in some strange room.  No, he was
following his girlfriend's roommate through the woods, carrying
a baby Tom Lion in a cage, away from their classroom, where she
had just done... something to the entire class-except for him,
anyway.  And, to top it all off, she wasn't being exactly nice
to him, either. "Don't shake him!"  "I'm not!" He was somewhat
offended.  "We can't let him go just anywhere! We have to make
sure he's safe! And he-"  "You must think I'm really stupid,
don't you?" Yup, he was offended.  "No, not really stupid." From
her tone, he couldn