Here&#39;s Ryan Lochte&#39;s Piss-Happy Acting DebutS  Ryan
Lochte has been threatening to try acting for several days now,
and he's followed through in record time (we should have
expected that one of the fastest men in the water would quickly
swim to an indelible part of the pop culture psyche). Here's his
first installment of LochTV, a Funny or Die video series that
will involve him looking at the camera, talking in a completely
monotone voice, and occasionally getting dimples on half of his
face, which will cause your ladyparts to twitch approvingly.
But sitting around and making pee jokes isn't all Lochte has up
his sleeve — er, tucked into his hot pink paisley printed
Speedo. He's been spotted in costume, with famous people filming
other comedy bits as well. While this is the first we'll see
Lochte onscreen, it won't be the last. For better or for worse.
[Funny or Die]