Stop right there, because an alert reader has sent us an
authentic sighting of Arthur "I Play an Enormous Prick on the
Internet" Kade. Right here in the "Big Apple!" It involves
something doughy.  Saw Arthur Kade goose-stepping his way
through the 34th Street 123 station at 5:45 PM. He has the
strangest walk; he puffs out his chest and thrusts his hips out.
The overall effect is that of someone with something down the
back of their pants. He was eating something doughy and chewing
with his mouth open.  Thanks, alert reader C! Arthur was
visiting our humble burg for his "Biggest Audition Yet," which
makes him a little weepy:  Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants
Walk  I spoke to my dad who was getting a colonoscopy (It must
suck to have some tube thrown in your ass) today, and told him,
"Do you realize that your son is famous?", and he joked back,
"I'm happy that you keep telling me", and it was one of those
special father-son moments that makes me realize that the Kade
bond between us is what has allowed me mor