• Share   • Read Later  'Either we reach agreement [or] a new
phase of the arms race will begin.'  DMITRI MEDVEDEV, Russian
President, urging the West to iron out an accord with his
country for a joint European missile-defense program  'I'm going
to make him cook and clean.'  ARVIN WEST, sheriff of Hudspeth
County, Texas, on how country singer Willie Nelson--who was
arrested after border-patrol agents found 6 oz. (170 g) of
marijuana on his tour bus--will be treated in jail if convicted
of drug possession  'I was thinking, If he gets hit, I can't go
to work. It's Sunday. I can't miss out. It's a time-and-a-half
day.'  CARLOS FLORES, a New Yorker who, in order to prevent a
train delay, jumped onto subway tracks to save a man who had
fainted  'I unfortunately have never in my life been to a wild
party.'  SILVIO BERLUSCONI, Italian Prime Minister, insisting,
amid a scandal stemming from alleged sex parties at his estate,
that he throws only elegant, dignified soirees at his villas
ROWAN SOMERVILLE, a novelist,