Idea Guild > Sagely Advice  Rowdy Tavern Song - The Kobold's
Tail   I'm working on a rowdy tavern song packed with innuendo
(inurendo!) and I would like some input and ideas. I'm also
looking for collaborators on this little project, in case you've
missed it,6375.0.html.  Okay, so these fragments are what makes
up the ditty so far. The tune goes like this; Da-Da-Da | Da-Dee-
Da | Da-Dee-Da-Dee-Dee-Da | Da-Da-Da-Da | Da-Dee-Da-Dee-Da-Da.
And these are the fragmented lyrics I've got so far(nothing is
final).   Friends gather round for a tale tall and true,
regaling a kobold, who's endowed and shrewd.  While he may seem
short, and not very dapper. He still vited gets, behind red door
and clapper.   A kobold's tail may be gnarly and short, it still
finds its uses, every lock needs a key.  And his tongue may be
split and his scales are still thicker, but the ladies still
vouch for this little shticker.   The women still grab at his
bag of holding.  Not much in his noggin but noone can chafe at
his tiny barbed bobb