Thursday, November 30, 2006  Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted*
Boy, I haven't posted anything here for like two weeks. I suck.
Of course, I've been so busy with this that I haven't had time
to do the high-quality sabermetric research that all four of my
readers have come to expect.  Briefly, though: Howard doesn't
deserve the MVP, and Pujols is kind of a whiny little bitch.
Jesus, Albert, you just won the World Series with a .500 team,
lighten up. And frankly, the Phillies won more games than you
did -- in the NL East the Cards don't make the playoffs, either.
Of course, maybe Pujols is admitting that Beltran is the real
MVP. But more on that later.  Right now, I gotta go drink beer
and talk about Mustaches. Rock, rock on!  * No, Bill Posters is
innocent.  ps - so is Harry Roberts. He done us all a favor.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006   So it looks like Boston won the
right to negotiate with Daisuke Matsuzaka, who may or may not
throw a Gyroball. But it cost 'em, and I'll use all caps here
for emphasis, FIFTY-O