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Amy Corbett Storch  20 Things Nobody Told Me About Little Boys
Posted: 06/26/2012 1:19 pm  1. You will spend a crazy amount of
time clipping their weed-like fingernails, even though your own
nails don't grow worth a damn.  2. They will also probably have
nicer eyelashes than you.  3. Little-boy funk-smell kicks in
sometime around age 3.  4. It smells like a combination of feet
and maple syrup.  5. You will totally get peed on. In the face,
directly, at least once.  6. I also do not suggest painting the
walls immediately around changing tables or toilets with a flat
finish. Go with eggshell or satin, or else just thumbtack up
some freaking towels.  7. Those little PeePee TeePee things do
not work, unless you care to see just how far your son's urine
can propel a tiny, soggy cone of fabric across the room.  8. All
that said, a lot of times they just manage to pee right on their
own heads. Memorize their shocked expression when it happens,
because h