Thunder Storms & Sacrifice  Episode Report Card Miss Alli: B+ |
Grade It Now! Two Skinny Chicks Going At It  Previously: the
season. First there, were Yaxha and Nakum, and there were
Stephenie and Bobby Jon, and there was much head-scratching and
debate regarding the integrity of Survivor and other nullities.
Then there was the mighty Nakum and the sad Yaxha, and then
stuff got all mixed up. Sad things happened, like when Amy left,
and awesome things happened, like when Blake left. By the time
the merge happened, Stephenie was riding high atop an alliance
including herself, Judd, Jamie, Lydia, Cindy, and Rafe, and poor
Farmer Beavis was the first to go. Then Gary "Sonic" Hogeboom
found himself an immunity idol, which bounced Bobby Jon before
his time. Jamie was charged and convicted of first-degree
twitchiness, and was sent home before he could do any more
damage. Gary then ran out of miracles, and Judd ran out of
languages in which he knew how to say "man," and Cindy
underestimated how much gay Mormons dig c