What you shouldn't do when you are in the Secret Service  Oddly
enough, I know a guy who is in the Secret Service. I know
another guy who isn’t. Him first.  The other guy was the perfect
candidate for the Secret Service. He had military service. He
liked guns. He was very smart, but just dumb enough to step in
front of a bullet. Sadly, he did not pass a certain level of the
Secret Service interview tests. I guess they hook you up to a
machine and ask you various questions about morals and honor and
if you would have sex with a chicken. Sadly, he failed this part
of the test. I can almost (almost) guarantee that he wasn’t a
chicken fucker, but he did take offense to the implication that
he might be. He was not asked back to continue the process. He
is now a professional chicken fucker on the internet.  The first
guy (let’s call him Ralph) did make it past the chicken fucking
question and is now an agent in the Secret Service. While Ralph
was still being interviewed for the position, the Secret Service
went out