Señor Jose Bettis' Old Fashioned Fire Juice  It comes in smooth
and chunky: Jerome Bettis now has his own premium tequila. It's
the perfect shot for drunk driving school bus drivers. [PSAMP]
Nice swing, Nancy: Today is the birthday of the batting
tee—helping uncoordinated kids feel special for over six
decades. [Star-Tribune]  It's cute, isn't it?: Orlando fans
desperately cling to the belief that their team will rise above
the Eastern darlings and reach the NBA Finals. It is hard to
argue with pictures of Dwight Howard in a tuxedo. [Moderately
Cerebral Bias]  I kinda like him when he's angry: Do not
question Ron Wilson's integrity. You may question his ability to
coach a professional hockey team, but you may not question his
integrity. [Two-Line Pass]  The Big O and 16: Detroit Lions
underwear. It's the perfect way to tell that special someone
they are a complete loser. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team]