Tuesday, September 18, 2012  Growing pains  I believe no single
member of our family has enjoyed more than 3 consecutive hours
of sleep on any given day in the past week.   While furtively
smoking half a cigarette (leftover from last month's girl's
night out) on my back patio in.broad.daylight. and texting
smokesignals to a friend begging for a loaner copy of Babywise
to refresh my meaniemommy skills, I realized that I am still
very much in the newborn tunnel. (Let the record show, I did not
smoke half a used cigarette, but rather, half of a perfectly
good cigarette before disposing of the remainder. My name is
Jenny and I occasionally smoke half cigarettes.)  The newborn
tunnel, not to be confused with the better known and all-
encompassing tunnel of parenthood, is defined primarily by three
trademark characteristics:  1. Yoga pants. Any time of day, any
day of the week. May or may not correspond with physical
activity. More likely, correspondent with marathon nursing
sessions and embarrassing public excursio