The Fear Remake Starring Justin Bieber, Now Reese Witherspoon
Approved!   Everyone born after 1970 and before 1986 remembers
Reese Witherspoon‘s excellent turn in the ’90s horror movie
Fear. That roller coaster scene? We have never not been
disappointed by a trip to Six Flags since. Nor have we ever full
trusted Mark Wahlberg, who played the movie’s seductive villain.
Just kidding, Mark; our mothers say hello! It was only a matter
of time before we were treated to a Fear remake, and we’re glad
to see Reese approve of its rumored star: Justin Bieber. “Great.
That would be cool,” Reese exclaimed to MTV. “Would he be
playing me or Mark Wahlberg?” Oh Reese. You are basically a
human roller coaster…of delight!  Turns out, Witherspoon wasn’t
poking fun at Justin’s dulcet tones or his soft, shapely locks.
She was seriously asking. “Is it like a girl who harasses the
family, like a stalker who can’t leave him alone? That would be
good,” Witherspoon muses. “I mean girls get crazy about him.”
Reese is totally right. If