This Is What We (Ridiculously) Thought Osama Was Hiding in Ten
Years AgoS   The absurd graphic, birthed from rumors stacked
upon rumors originating with a former Russian soldier, placed
Osama inside a bunker that would make Lex Luthor blush. The
thing, tunneled as deep as the World Trade Center was built
high, looks like a super duper hideaway I would have drawn up
with magic marker as an 8-year-old: secret exits, booby traps,
missile launcher caches, all deep enough in a mountainside to
withstand bombardment and massive enough to hold 1,000 men. So,
yes, bad enough that the press' imagination ran wild with
visions of Osama's MTV Cribs-worthy terror mansion. But even
worse—it got a cosign from our Secretary of Defense, Donald
Rumsfeld, who on Meet the Press, frothed at the mouth with
Osama-huntin' excitement.  When prompted by show host Tim
Russert, who described:  A ventilation system to allow people to
breathe and to carry on. An arms and ammunition depot. And you
can see here the exits leading into it and