Wal-Mart Asks Employees to Donate Food...to Other Hungry
Employees  You have to give it to them here. The balls. The
balls are large. A Walmart in Canton, Ohio is holding a
Thanksgiving food drive among its employees...to benefit its
employees. Because some of them can't afford food for some
mysterious reason. To phrase that another way, low-wage workers
are being asked to donate food to other low-wage workers to
offset the fact that they aren't paid a living wage, and the
entity doing the asking is the company that can't even keep them
in canned-fucking-green-bean-money in the first place. (Oh, and
I bet I can guess where they're encouraged to buy the food for
the drive!) Hey Walmart, maybe instead employees could FEAST ON
YOUR GIANT ROASTED BALLS.  Walmart makes billion-dollar profits
off its employees' willingness/need to work whatever hours are
available for whatever wage is available, and when that cycle of
poverty causes problems (like, say, not being able to feed your
children), Walmart foists the burd