Konami's 1992 arcade game X-Men featured five of the most
popular mutants to ever wear the X: Cyclops, Colossus,
Wolverine, Storm and Nightcrawler. Oh yeah, and that roller-
skating disco singer.  Now I've got nothing but love for Alison
Blaire, AKA The Dazzler, with her ability to convert sound into
light, a power I suspect was the original inspiration for The
Clapper. I just don't see her being particularly potent against
the Master of Magnetism.  To be fair, the last time I really
followed an X-Men arc featuring Dazzler she wasn't much more
than a girlfriend for Longshot, the extra-dimensional pretty boy
with luck powers. I do believe I ran into her in a recent issue
of X-Factor in which Jamie "Multiple Man" Madrox and his team
visited the X-Men's home of Utopia, where Longshot and Dazzler
once again slept together. Twice.  So you can probably
understand why I'm right there with Dorkly on this one.