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Captain America prepares to hurl his shield at someone or
something Unamerican. For those without comedic tastes, the so-
called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about
Captain America.  Captain America was a superhero who fought for
Lard-Clogged U.S. Citizens, Hamburgers (originally german but
stolen as "american food"), and oil-hungry Republican
entrepreneurs who enslave the working class. Like most American
ideology, he compensates for his statistically small genitals by
bulking up on physical prowess and beating up on weaker
opponents. Should no weak opponent exist, he will simply begin a
smear campaign to create one. Should he loose his confro