Now you're probably wondering why you would want your roommate
to hate you and the answer is simple: I have no idea, but it
makes for a pretty sweet article. It's pretty easy to annoy
another person. It's even easier to annoy someone who lives five
feet away from you.  1) Strike up a conversation. Start off
with, "So I was whacking it in the community bathroom. You know,
the one you shower in every morning?" This is sure to piss him
off a little. He'll give you a look of disgust and maybe say
something to the effect of "you're a douche bag," that's when
you know you've really struck a chord.  2) Speaking of chords,
playing an instrument is a surefire way to anger your roomy. A
guitar isn't too annoying, unless you suck at it, which I
coincidentally do. Fortunately, practice makes perfect and no
one practices more and at the most inconvenient times than me.
Studying for a test? I'm practicing. Talking to your girlfriend
on the phone? I'm practicing. Trying to sleep at 4 in the
morning? I'm sitting in your comp