"The Magician's Parrot" joke  Hot 2 months ago  A magician is on
a cruise liner with his parrot. The parrot had seen all the
magician's tricks a zillion times and had figured out, long ago,
how the magician made everything in the act disappear. The
magician had started to grow stale, not developing any new
tricks, and the parrot was getting bored. One night, midway
through the magician's performance, the ship hit an iceberg and
sank. Everyone drowned, except the magician and his parrot. The
magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage and climb
aboard, immediately collapsing from exhaustion. A short time
later, the parrot flew to the magician and perched on the edge
of the piece of wreckage and stared at the magician. And
stared... and stared... and stared. For one whole day the
magician was unconscious and all this time the parrot never took
his eyes off him. Eventually, the magician began to stir.
Looking up, he saw the parrot, still eyeing him intently,
without even blinking. An hour went by and finally