$450. That's all that stands between you and a date with
destiny. And, most likely, a hospital bed.  An eBay seller is
trying to offload a box of Super Mario Bros. 3 "Assorted Real
Fruit Snacks". From 1990. Sure, they're mint in box - somehow
-but 23 years is a long time, even taking preservatives into
account.  Course, you could just want to buy the box
to...collect it? Keep it somewhere? But let's be real: this is
food. Food collections are only ever kept so one day, someone
arises brave enough to eat the expired crap inside.  Unopened
SUPER MARIO 3 Fruit Snacks [GameSniped]  Are You Man (Or Woman)
Enough To Try 23 Year-Old Mario Food?