Mega-Boobs and Snow Zombies: Your Last-Minute Game of Thrones
FAQS  Haaaaaay, bannermen and bannergals! The day has finally
come—Game of Thrones season 3 is here to confuse and delight and
boobatize you! (I was once angrily accused of "boobatizing" a
gentleman in the parking lot of a salsa club. My best guess is
that it's like "hypnotize" but with boobs. Seemed relevant
here.) But do you even remember what was going on with all your
pals in Westeros? Confused about whether or not you should give
the show a shot at all? Don't worry, I've got your FAQ.  Is shit
about to go down in this next season?  YES. So much shit goes so
far down. Season three is going to cover roughly the first half
of A Storm of Swords, which contains some of the most hardcore
baller moves ever committed to paper by the hand of man. You
know how you thought GRRM was not fucking around back when he
let Ned execute Lady? You were a fool. You were a fool then. He
has not even started to not fuck around.  What's going to happen
to Arya? I'm s