C'mon folks, everyone and their grandmother will likely be
watching the Super Bowl this coming Sunday (even across the
pond), and even if you have no interest in the Colts, Bears, or
large men in awkward suits, someone in your family probably
feels otherwise. Nevertheless, the NFL showcased its mighty
power (and terrible decision making) by condemning Fall Creek
Baptist Church's "Super Bowl Bash," saying that advertising a
fee-based party that utilized "license-protected words" was
against regulations. Furthermore, ditching the door charge and
the taboo language wasn't good enough to solve the problem, as
"the law" limits Super Bowl (wait, can we say that now?) party
TVs to a quantity of one, and that single set must not be over
55-inches. Needless to say, we don't doubt that good few of you
fine, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens will be catching the big
game with a couple of your friends on your 60-inch plasma (or
100-inch projection screen), but we'd highly recommend building
an underground bunker between n