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Potato1 UnFair and UnBalanced  13 January 2011  Even a Frenchman
can understand the red-colored notice against smoking in this
room, though the other English-only signage gives him no way to
know it is a washroom.  NEW YORK, N.Y. -- Franck Lebrun has
succeeded in getting charges dismissed of intimidating a flight
crew member when he told a judge here that he was French.  Mr.
Lebrun was allegedly smoking in an airplane lavatory, though
UnNews Senior Editors are not sure how anyone could have known
if he closed and locked the door. However, the crew of Delta
Flight 83 confronted him, at which time he put his novel legal
strategy into play, yelling, "I'm French--fuck you!"  FBI agent
Janet Ambrisco was a passenger, en route to a top-secret spy
mission in an undisclosed coun