Rubes by Leigh Rubin    Comments (10) (Please sign in to
comment)    1. nazzofoggenmach      nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO
Member said, 6 months ago      damn, i thought it was a
lolli,pop    2. simpsonfan2      simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago
Not 5 seconds. it varies based on what the food is. A piece of
broccoli, one millisecond. A candy bar, hours.    3.
YokohamaMama      YokohamaMama said, 6 months ago      And yet
they pee in their water. Five-second rule moot.    4. emptc12
emptc12 said, 6 months ago       That’s why W.C. Fields refused
to drink water.    5. stang119      stang119 said, 6 months ago
And he remembers that’s his son because…    6. Hardhar
Hardhar said, 6 months ago       Because he’s the dad and he
said so and he doesn’t need a reason. It’s a long held parental
tradition!    7. I Play One On TV      I Play One On TV said, 6
months ago       Not exactly. The reason I read was because
“Fish f@$k in it.”    8. katina.cooper      katina.cooper said,
6 months ago      1, 2, 3