Real-Life 'Superhero' Gets Nose Broken by Real-Life CriminalsS
Click to viewPerhaps you've heard of "Phoenix Jones," the
"superhero" who patrols the streets of Seattle in a mask and
cape, armed with only his wits and a stun gun? Yeah, he got his
nose broken by two actual criminals.  Jones, who was the subject
of a bunch of articles and news reports about a month ago, is a
weird dude who walks around Seattle in a costume and sneakers,
apparently "trying to stop crime." He did not do so well with
this particular crime, however:  "They were all swearing at each
other and like about to fight," Phoenix said. So he stepped in
to break up the brawl and one of the guys turned on him.  "He
starts swinging on me and starts an altercation with me."
Phoenix said he called 911, put one of the men in a headlock and
waited for police. But seconds later, Phoenix said, another man
pulled out a gun.  When he let go of the man he was holding, the
man kicked Phoenix in the face, breaking his nose. Both men got
away.  What a su