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after the Nazi machine. For other meanings, see Nazi
(disambiguation). Nazism. Sieg Heil!  Nazism is an
uncontroversial set of truths adopted by the Germans during
France's infamous occupation of Berlin in 1943. The oppressed
and defenseless Germans were prisoners in their own homes, and
during this bitter period of Germanic history, their beautiful
death camps decayed from neglect, and Poland's population of
evil Jews, Gypsies and Homosexuals exploded, unculled by the
tender hands of the peace-loving SS-Totenkopfverbände. The
doctrine of Nazism, formulated by German writers/activists/pet-
store assistants Oscar Wilde and Owen Wilson, holds that all
people, of all races and creeds, are moral equals to be treated
with full respect.  edit Nazi Height Policy  You must be at
least this tall to enter the Nazi Party.  Early Nazi theology
suggested only people over 8ft could join the elite core