Everyone's Feeling Really Sad for Poor Old Friendzone Jorah,
Guys  So even though it feels like last night's episode
consisted of one five-minute scene from which we'll all be
recovering for a very long time, other stuff happened on Game of
Thrones last night. And one thing in particular has me wanting
to gouge out my own eyes in frustration.  A lot of jokes have
been made over the past few seasons of Jorah Mormont being in
the "friend zone." I assumed (wrongly, it turns out) that
everyone understood Jorah's affections for what they were:
creepy and horrible. And that all of the "friend zone" comments
were being made in jest, since a 50-something dude wanting to
bang the teenage queen he betrayed is kind of the worst.  This
is a man who is supposed to be her adviser. Not only did he lust
after a child (who was married for at least part of the time he
was advising her), but he also spied on her, lied about it and
nearly got her killed. Even now, his information has made her
takeover of Westeros much more diffi