Deadly Premonition (Video Game)  Deadly Premonition game
reviewReviewed by Mr. Dark  Available for the Xbox 360
Published by Ignition Entertainment  I'd like to say, up front,
that I am man enough to recognize and admit my mistakes. That,
dear reader, was a terrible, terrible mistake.  Deadly
Premonition is a Japanese title that desperately wants to be a
video game version of "Twin Peaks". Much of it is a direct rip-
off of that beloved TV classic. However, this is a "Twin Peaks"
created by profoundly mentally disturbed people stoned out of
their gourds on absinthe. It's a bizarro world "Twin Peaks"
where you have stupidity instead of cleverness. It's a glaringly
ugly, painful world, and I spent around 20 hours of my life in
it.  I'm going to try to explain the story. I'm going to fail
miserably, but I'll give it a shot.  You play FBI agent Francis
York Morgan. Okay, that's wrong. You play his imaginary friend,
Zach. God, how I wish I was making that up. You're off to
Greenvale in the Pacific Northwest to inv