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article about Atomic Mass. “One time in 1983, I got together
with Rick Allen at his home, and wanting to drum so badly (his
set was back in the studio), he grabbed his amazing 2B drumwood
and "drummed" on me. My huge juicy tits were the "rack toms"
(34x20, 34x20), my ass was the snare (6x3), and guess where the
"kick drum" was? CORNDOG! Mmmmm, felt so good being a drumset.
Oh, and not a word of what I just said to Tommy Lee, alright!?!
Don't wanna hurt his feelings.” ~ Pamela Anderson on Atomic Mass
“Why is Joe Elliott less of an asshole than me? WHY!?” ~ Axl
Rose on Atomic Mass “I cast real White Lightning.” ~ Zeus on
Atomic Mass “I cite them as an important influence.” “I cite
them as an important influence.” ~ You on Atomic Mass ~ Oscar
Wilde on Atomic Mass  Atomic Mass were the greatest heavy metal
band of all time that formed in She