This video's been floating around for a couple months under the
description Drunk Man Eats Napkin At West Hollywood Denny's at
3:10 am. But this week, some folks near Corvallis noticed the
subject looked a little familar. And indeed, it's Mike Parker,
the radio play-by-play guy for the Beavers. When finally called
on it yesterday, both Parker and OSU went into damage control
mode.  Parker made the rounds, talking to local radio and TV.
Some quotes from his interview with the ABC affiliate in Eugene:
"The wrongdoing feels deep, deep within the heart...It's
embarrassing, it's shameful, it's humiliating. I've had some
long-standing issues with alcohol that I've dealt with
unsuccessfully off-and-on through the years."  "I've not really
faced head-on the reality and the depth of my issues. This type
of thing brings me literally face-to-face with how bad they
really are."  "It's almost like looking at a stranger when I
look at that video, but that's me. That's what I've allowed
myself to do. I need and have been o