More Jackson County Opinions...   September 13, 2000  By Adam
Fouche The Jackson Herald September 13, 2000  Ladies, this one's
for you Earlier this year, I wrote two columns addressing women.
One concerned how to get a woman while the other was about
understanding women. Since then, I have been flooded with
letters from female readers who wish to know more about men. And
because I am a fair and level-headed journalist, I will address
these questions in my column today. ·Why won't men stop and ask
for directions? Well, this is a common myth that has been a
stigma to the male race for many decades. Truth is, we don't
need any directions. From the very beginning, a tribe of
Neanderthal men got together and elected a chairman named Jirb.
Jirb decided that men must make women feel like they are far
superior to us in intelligence, so we purposely drive way out of
the way to make women think we are lost. It's all part of the
"Plan." · Why do guys always look at other women? The answer to
this question is two fold. F