From OC to Shining Sea  90210 now outfoxed by Newports 92660
"I'd like a burger and fries, please."  "You want your ass
kicked with that?"  Meanwhile, this just in: The blond
highlights in Scott Peterson's hair are gone. I repeat, the
blond highlights in Scott Peterson's hair are gone. Please
remain calm and in your homes.  I don't know what's spookier
these days, the news or the near absolute lack of it in most
"news" media these days. As someone somewhere noted recently,
the BBC, which is owned by the British government, is more
critical and questioning of its government than the supposedly
independent media is in this country. The press here hounded
Bill Clinton for a year over a couple of Oval Office knee-
tremblers, yet George W. Bush's reasons for leading us into a
war in which thousands died are proving to have been a cavalcade
of lies, and no one's taking him to task over it? Americans are
still dying there—some days there are more casualties than when
our flight-suited leader declared the war was "ov