Blind Items A-Plenty! Get Out Your Skank Detectors!  Categories:
Scandal  Blind gossip items are the theme of this week's column,
which is a cavalcade of tawdry yet somehow educational items
about the things "who" did to "who else" because "who" never
told "whom" that...  Oh, heck, it's a pulsating extravaganza of
querulousness.  Filled with lots of whos, whats, whens, wheres,
why, and why nots.  Get ready for some tops and bottoms, a
smattering of hustler boyfriends, some polite urination on a
sitcom star, a lovely bout of breastfeeding a possum, and a
whole batch of entitled behavior, which leads to much huffing
and puffing when no one recognizes the frustrated star in
question--and not because of their surgery either!  In other
words, it's a typical day on the funny farm.  A lot of this
behavior isn't tawdry at all, actually. It's just the fact that
they try to hide it so shamefully!   My Voice Nation Help  I
suck at these, but I'm guessing Zooey Deschanel because of the
'quirky' descriptor and Meryl S for