What's So Funny  Look, What's So Funny had a pretty busy
weekend, okay? First there was our birthday party, which was a
total mess. Melo showed up and we had to be like, "You know the
rules, Melo. If you wanted to come, you should have invited us
to your party. We thought we made this clear." Then he was all
crying on the corner, and he threw the present he got us into
the gutter. We opened it after he left -- a DVD of Napoleon
Dynamite, which is one of our favorite movies and was just such
a sweet gift. So we had to feel shitty about that all night.
Then on Saturday it was raining, so we just hung around the
apartment sniffing ether, really. On Sunday, Independence Day
was on TV, and What's So Funny has never made any secret of how
fond we are of Will Smith. Remember how when the alien got out
of the spaceship, Will punched it in the face and was all,
"Welcome to Earth!" So when you get right down to it, there was
no way we could make the Capitol Hill People's Fair in time to
participate in the inaugural Peo