An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District
of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then
completely disappears with no other side effects or
manifestations.  A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain
will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always.
There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by
perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to
immediately call someone and tell them about it.  It is thought
that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a
mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep.
Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin
you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random
Anus Pain... додав Rydo 24 Січень 2011  Щоденні сповіщення
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спам.