Movie News  Cut the Crap: 2012 Christmas Movies Are Full of Poop
Dec 24, 2012 | 11:09am EST    I'm not quite sure how to break
this to you, but your Christmas might be really crappy.  I don't
mean you're going to get bad presents (though no one really
wants socks and underwear) or that your aunt is going to get
drunk again and pass out under the table until the 27th just in
time to get up and return the giant candle you bought her. No,
if you go to the movies this year at Christmas you might be
looking at a lot of s**t. The movies show a disturbing trend of
having a fiend on for feces and, personally, I think it's time
to stop.  The biggest culprit is Les Miserables, the movie based
on a musical based on a book based on the suffering of real life
people. There is a scene, taken directly from the musical, where
our hero Jean Valjean has to escape both his nemesis Javert and
save his daughter's lover, Marius. How does he get away? He does
what any good hero would do and drops down into the sewer for a
clean ge