We Welcome Sam Woods To The Planet  A few months back, our own
AJ Daulerio wondered what Tiger Woods would name his impending
child. Sadly, Tiger did not go with "Urethra;" instead he went
with the boring Sam Alexis Woods. SAW. We suppose it's better
than ASS.  As everyone wonders if Tiger is officially slumping,
we welcome the newest Woods creation to the planet. We hope,
desperately, that someone in Tiger's entourage teaches the kid
how to high five.  Slump Talk [Dogs That Chase Cars] The
Interrogation [Signal To Noise] What Will Tiger Woods Name His
Baby? [Deadspin]