Dave White Casanova Review  Dave's Rating:   … needs a Viagra.
Who's in It: Heath Ledger, Sienna Miller, Jeremy Irons, Oliver
Platt, Lena Olin  The Basics: When major stud Jack Tripper moves
in with Janet and Chrissy, the sexy antics begin. But Jack has
to tone down his lady-killing ways and pretend to be someone
he's not so he can be close to the women in his life. Then the
Vatican sentences him to be hanged until he's dead. Oops! How
will Jack wriggle his way out of this one?  What's the Deal? If
nothing else, this movie is momentary relief from all the heavy-
bummer Oscar movies that are out at this time of year. That
doesn't mean it's good — or even all that funny — just that it's
not three hours long and self-important. It's also safer than
cookies and milk, as the legendary lover (Ledger) gets tamed by
a liberated woman (Miller). Otherwise, he'd have to be punished
with syphilis like Johnny Depp in The Libertine.  Percentage of
Wacky Chase Sequences: 65; Casanova is always on the run from
the Catholic C