Maura had forced Jane into another double date, this time with
two complete dumbasses. Both of the guys were constantly making
dirty jokes and winking and wiggling their eyebrows, trying to
get into the girls' pants.  After a short while of silence Jane
piped up "So, what do you guys do for a living?" They looked at
each other incredulously and laughed.  "We uh… Babes we don't
really work. Not properly. We're video game beta testers." The
blond one spoke.  "Oh…" Jane replied. "How very interesting."
"Yeah, babe, it is!" Said the brown haired, excitedly. "We got
to play Skyrim before anyone else in America!"  They two men
looked very chuffed with themselves at this.  Maura spoke up.
"You must have wonderful dexterity in your hands!" They both
looked at her like she'd just spoken some alien language.
"Dexterity?" The blond one – John – said, confused. "Babe what
the hell does that mean?"  Maura closed her eyes and sighed.
"Something wrong, babe?" These were the words of Jeremy, the
brown-haired of the pair.