Tweet-Generating Website Knows You Better than You Know
YourselfS  If there's one single problem with Twitter, it's
crafting that perfect 140-character dispatch—so arduous. The
impeccable balance of wit, brevity, and pop cultural references
is so tricky! Not anymore. This site mines your Twitter archives
for source material.  The appropriately-titled That Can Be My
Next Tweet! generates semi-fresh material based on whatever
drivel and insight you've cranked out in the past. And it works.
Eerily so. The tweets it's generated for me are more realistic
than ones I've made myself. It's as if it's reached its webby
arm down my throat, into my barely-pulsating soul, and tickled
the nerves that're responsible for Twitter-based folly.  A few
example auto-tweets:  Unceasing, sanity-undermining banging and
iPad version? WHAT TO THINK Just ordered my vacation This seems?
Yeah sometimes I stumbled upon this. Hour early to Xxplosive ;
.@_RebeccaBlack_?  Gotta rub it can't play infinity blade,
dummy. infinite regress Fuck