Dear Heidi and Spencer  Please accept my apology for my behavior
the other night. Let me refresh your memory. It was at 1Oak, at
the afterparty for the movie Harold, which you also attended the
red carpet for. (I heard you tell reporters you hadn’t seen the
movie, though. You totally should! It was really good!) So
remember when you came in and you were sitting at a banquette
and you looked really cute together? And you started whispering
and pointing at a girl who happened to have been standing there
with her friends, and then when the girl turned around, you,
Spencer, made a “shooing” motion with both hands? And then you
had a security guard come over and tell that girl to relocate to
another side of the club and that girl was forced to hang out
with real actresses like Nikki Blonsky, Ally Sheedy, and Rachel
Dratch? That was me. I’m so sorry. I guess was being totally
invasive just hanging out with my friends. You guys are such big
stars; you must have such a hard time staying out of the
limelight.  Anyway,