Road Rage  Get off the fucking road you insignificant piece of
shit!  Stop driving like a douche before I cram all these
fingers up your poop chute.  You cut off grandma and she'll cut
off your nuts right before the silenced headshot.  Humans
develop road rage at a very young age.  Just The Facts    1.
People drive like fucking idiots most of the time.   2. Getting
angry about idiots in the road makes you part of the herd.   3.
People who make fun of people from other states, countries,
planets for their bad driving usually forget that their own
location is full of incompetent fucktards.  Road Rage, more than
just a National Pastime.  Developed in 1769, road rage has been
a staple of human life. Numerous times a week we become
witnesses to displays of road rage across this planet. The worst
part is that road rage is more contagious than herpes and once
you get it you want to ram your car into a van full of orphan
ducklings.  Just as contagious as road rage, the herp also makes
you look like a uneducated boor