Ri Sol-ju: pass notes No 3,273  How come North Korean leader Kim
Jong-un's wife is back on the scene? Is she really his wife at
all? Ri Sol-ju (if that's really her name) with her husband Kim
Jong-ul (if they're really married).  Age: Somewhere between 24
and 27.  Appearance: Patchy.  I'm sorry to hear that. Some form
of dermatitis, perhaps? Ah, no. I don't mean she has a patchy
appearance, just that she appears patchily.  How so? Well she's
married to the pudgy heart-throb dynast Kim Jong-un, North
Korea's new leader.  Married? You mean I can't have him to
myself? I'm afraid not. She was publicly presented as his wife
in July before an audience of high-ranking party officials and
members of the military and secret police – "loudly shouting
'Hurrah!'" according to state media.  It's every young girl's
dream. I'm sure it is, in North Korea. Anyway, in early
September she vanished again.  PREGNANT! That's what a lot of
people said. But others, including South Korea's intelligence
agency, think she annoyed the t