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Death Star  "Now, wait a minute," you're probably saying out
loud to yourself as you read this, in between sips of your chai
mocha latte, "you've really fucked up this time. We all saw the
inside of the Death Star, and that thing was crammed full of
storm troopers, Imperial bureaucrats, janitors and lunchroom
workers. In fact, there were so many people in there that anyone
who blew it up would probably be tormented with a paralyzing
guilt for the rest of their life, rendering them a vegetable."
The thing is, the Death Star was full of ground troops, which
would be extremely handy if the Death Star came equipped with
landing gear. Unfortunately, the Rebellion decided to launch an
attack in outer space.  The Staff:  One part space station, one
part death ray and one part floating Epcott Center, the Death
Star was the crown jewel of the Emperor's armada. Therefore, it
only makes sense that he would fill it with his most impressive
Storm Troopers, hi