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more HowTos A uterus  Uterus hotwiring is an experimental new
technique developed by top reproductive surgeons to allow women
who cannot conceive a chance at giving birth. This revolutionary
new procedure is not only very expensive, but also not covered
by most insurance policies, therefore putting the procedure out
of reach of most people. However, this Crackpot Surgeon's
Association (CSA)-approved guide will show you how to hotwire a
uterus step-by-step using common household appliances and tools.
Preparation and planning  Before any surgery, most doctors and
surgeons will try to work out how they're going to do the
surgery, what instruments they will need, whether or not the
patient needs extra care, and what type of coffee they will
drink before entering the op