Thursday, December 14, 2006  And now, for something completely
different  Today I thought I'd bring you an important news
story. Important news stories always go over really well. So
here, from the Weekly World News, purveyors of fine news since…
oh, who knows, is the gist of the story (I was gonna reproduce
it in full for y'all, but apparently that would violate
copyright laws and the WWN could sue me for everything I'm worth
and I'd end up living in a sewer under the city, breeding with
aliens and in a bizarre twist of fate, eventually, I'd be the
headliner in one of their issues).  So, the planchette from a
ouija board went crazy recently. No seriously! It did!!! C'mon,
this is serious, five people were actually injured, one
seriously... (note the copious use of the word serious in order
to denote just how serious this is!)  See, what happened was,
two kids using a ouija board - to their eventual dismay -
channelled the spirit of a deceased English teacher. At the end
of an independent clause the spirit we