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Dhanji...Israel...Lemack...Thompson...Udolf...but wait, where's
Obama?  A handful of Broward voters apparently can't wait until
November. At least one voter came to the polls Tuesday, not
realizing that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama
isn't on the ballot until Nov. 4.  The woman -- who was too
embarrassed to give her name -- walked out of the Miramar Civic
Center in a huff because she thought today was the day to vote
for president and brought her two children to the polls to watch
her vote for Obama.  "I don't really follow politics," she
explained on her way out.  --Robert Samuels    yo mama  Dear
Broward Voters:  PLEASE, please stay home on November 4. This
stupid woman should never, ever vote. Ever. Period.  Can we
please have some sort of quiz you have to pass to be allowed to
vote?   Please shoot me! After reading this story, I've decided
to abandon all hope.  The c