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Bible.  * God told me to come and meet you.  * Excuse me, I
believe one of your ribs belongs to me.  * I know a church where
we could go and talk.  * What are your plans for tonight? Feel
like a Bible study?  * Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? Oh,
I mean, what would Jesus do?  * Do you believe in divine
appointment?  * Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie
before?  * Christians kiss before parting–it’s an old Jewish
tradition.  * Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I
could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?  - Joke
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