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Quotes  Funny quotes and questions of top comedian Peter Kay. “
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife
to go swimming."  Peter Kay Quotes  “So I was having dinner with
Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two
hours to pass me the salt.”  “ When I was a kid I used to pray
every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord
doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
me.”   “ Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of
different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said -
'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt
me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all
the way. “   “ I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they
get all nervous and give the wrong answers. “  “Forty quid Jim -
what’s it in, 2p’s?”  “Bullseye wasn't like any other programme
I watched, as it were crap and it were good at the same time.”
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