Wednesday, July 7, 2010  Eighteen things about Eclipse, (the
most awesome vampire movie of the summer of 2010) in no
particular order:  What I liked:  1. The apparent shirt-poverty
amongst the werewolf boys. 2. The fact that Edward totally looks
like a vampire and nobody seems to notice. You can see it from a
mile away! Are people in Forks, WA. blind or what?! 3. The way
Edward sparkles. 4. Bella's hair. 5. All of Charlie's lines. 6.
Awesome vampire/werewolf on newborn vampire slow-motion combat.
7. The sound of vampires getting dismembered. (Sounds like metal
shattering.) 8. The Cullen's house, except you'd have to carry
groceries up two flights of stairs to the kitchen. But who cares
if you're a vampire and you're super strong and don't have to
buy groceries anyway! 9. Jasper's and Rosalee's background
stories. Jasper was a Civil War Veteran/Vampire warrior, Rosalee
was a spurned, brutally-violated human, only to become a bitter,
vengeful vampire. (Turns out Rosalee has bad taste in men as a
human and as a