Each week, SceneDaily’s Kenny Bruce takes a look at the lighter
side of racing with his popular Top 10 list.  Top 10 signs
NASCAR is in charge of the Royal Wedding:  10. Westminster Abbey
renamed Westminster International Speedway.  9. Guests without
hot passes or hard cards required to exit Abbey before start of
program.  8. Only top 35 members of Royal Family guaranteed
invitations.  7. Ceremony officially begins with the Royal
Flyover.  6. Wedding march replaced with Lee Greenwood’s “God
Bless the U.S.A.”  5. Bridesmaids, groomsmen not allowed to
improve position by going below double yellow line on left side
of the aisle.  4. During lulls in the ceremony, debris cautions
may be used to tighten up the program.  3. Prince William’s
family seated atop the Royal Pitbox.  2. Bridal gown is
fireproof and covered in sponsor logos.  1. The best man? Larry
the Cable Guy.