Mean Girls Armed with a Tire Iron    Sorority Row Directed by
Stewart Hendler  Not having pledged into the Greek system, I
suppose I can't comment on the likelihood of a sorority house
prank going horribly, gorily wrong, nor on a group of Theta Pi
sisters deciding, after accidentally killing one of their own,
to cover it up rather than going to jail for manslaughter. But
whatever shrewdness contained in Sorority Row comes from the way
it manages to both glorify and vilify its version of a college
campus, making its fakeness a key ingredient rather than a
hindrance. In that sense—the way it shamelessly amps up its
bitchery and cleavage—the movie, the latest remake of a half-
remembered eighties horror cheapie, is a more adept piece of
slasher exploitation than we've seen in awhile.  Compounding the
trash-glamour factor into one tiny, skinny body, the initial
accident victim is played by Audrina Partridge from The Hills,
who in her big-screen debut struggles with her three lines and
one reaction face, but makes