Grae Drake Immortals Review  Grae's Rating:   The Gods Must Be
Shiny  According to the opening of Immortals, the Gods used to
battle without consequence, until one of them discovered how to
kill other Gods. Then, things got super intense, until one group
won out, and the losers were lowered to the status of Titans and
locked in a weird box under Mount Tartaros where they are forced
to stand in rows while they chew on rebar for eternity. And no
one wants that. The only way to spring the Titans from their
prison is to use something called the Epirus Bow, a bow that
creates a never-ending supply of magic arrows, sort of like a
handgun in a Jason Statham movie. You'd think the Gods would
hide something that powerful more carefully, but…  Loosely based
on Greek mythology and brought to you by the producers of 300,
Immortals is another shiny object movie - one that doesn't offer
anything other than what the commercials promise: "hot oracle
babes, muscle-y guys, and everybody killing everybody else."
But, for the sa