Real Madrid And Barcelona Should Take Some Hints From The
Yankees And The Red Sox  Two seemingly unrelated reports have
been circulating today: the first is another escalation in the
FC Barcelona-Real Madrid rivalry, courtesy of Josep María
Bartomeu, Barcelona's vice president, who continues to call on
Real Madrid to discipline their embattled coach, José Mourinho.
"They have a serious problem with him, and we all know it," he
told a press conference. "I'm not going to back off."   The
second, and seemingly unrelated report, came from Boston,
Massachusetts, where Red Sox (that's baseball, folks) slugger
David Ortiz reacted to a recent brawl between his team and their
nemesis, the New York Yankees. "When [my son is] asking
questions about fights, it's embarrassing to be honest with
you," he told the New York Daily News. "Now when he asks about
things that happened in the game, I am proud of explaining to
him because I know he is trying to learn about the game. When I
have to break down a fight to him, it's bas