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Alspenis michicunts come here on vacation leave here on
probation  Where everything in this town is ass backwards  Where
the cops are more dirty then theives stealing from people  Where
you go to a party and probably see your friends parents or grand
parents partying down  Home of alien wanker, the pink flamingo,
few moon crickets, and dirty sluts 1. Alpena 1. A small town in
Northeastern Michigan known for Drinking and tomfoolery  2. A
adjective used by Alpena transplants to describe a party scene
that has become of ouf control or gong show  1. Make sure you
bring the doedoe when we cruise up to Alpena, because god knows
we won't be able to score any there.  2. Everyone was so wasted
at Jimmy's house they managed to tear off the porch and use it
for a bonfire, it was so Alpena  2. Alpena A small town in
North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young
attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.  A place to go if
you want to visit the clos