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navigation, search  The iNuke is Apple's attempt at a weapon of
mass destruction. It is created in the top-mega-ultra-super-
secret Area 342000000012 facility.  edit Why would Apple need a
WMD?  Kiss Your Ass Goodbye when you use the Apple iNuke! Now
selling at: John's oversized nukes, John's undersized nukes and
at John's scary shitload of war paraphernalia.  Apple made an
agreement with Al Qaeda on April 12, 1942, to sell iNukes to
them when they come out on 2000. The iNukes were to contain
valuable information how to hijack and fly jumbo jet filled
nuclear bombs. As we all know, this lead to the events of the
movie Twilight- err, I mean 9/11. After lying to the public
about never being about to find Osama Bin Laden for a decade,
the US Army and DEA found him on September 12 2000. They found
52 cubic tons of cocaine and sex toys, along with 50 iNukes.
President Bush then forgave Bin Laden (What a suprise) for 9/11
and gave him 12,000 different hiding