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tailed Yak Bear Male (left) and female short-tailed yak bears
The Norwegian Short-Tailed Yak Bear (Bosursus Grizlii), not to
be confused with the polar bear or the Seventeen spotted
eastern-most blue-nailed field wallaby, is an animal best
described as the result of a one night stand between an elephant
and an owl with antlers, or a large fluffy rabbit that isn't. It
is the northern hemisphere equivalent of the impala antelope of
Africa.  edit Description  The Norwegian short-tailed yak bear
is a very unusual animal, vaguely resembling a yak but more
closely something that isn't that at all. Males, called stags,
may grow over four feet tall and up to two hundred pounds, while
females, usually known as nullers or bunties (pronounced boon-
tees), rarely grow half as large. Both genders have the same
dense, oily coat of white fur and a small, somewhat undeveloped
but nevertheless functi