look up any word, like lemonparty: The hazy feeling one gets
after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores
including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath
and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred
vision, blank stare, sore feet. Jane had to return home
immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her
day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of
mass merchanditis. by John Banczak October 08, 2008  Words
related to Mass Merchanditis  big box boredom discount mass
merchantitis retailer sickness