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1 definition by Mr P Nesshead  Transatlantic Spanertakic  The
Outcast  ”The moon is bright tonight”, said the wise mushroom to
the unperturbed cripple, “I have been away from my family for
too long now and I must return and seek my vengeance, be it with
a mallet, or twenty-three Ikea catalogues.” This legendary tale
started in the year of 1720b.c and Mustafa the mushroom
(agricultures self named ‘ard man) and Cuthbert the cripple
(disabled peoples self named ‘tuna sandwich) had a plan. They
would rob Audley Harrison, the local greengrocer and give the
peach coloured doubloons to the “help the aged mushroom
charity”. This would help fund day trips for the elderly fungi
and encourage them to participate more in events in the local
community. Cuthbert and Mustafa were dressed in black (the
favourite colour of thieves’, vagabonds and of course the odd
ninja) unfortunately for them it was during the day therefore
they’re clothing colour didn’t really