Kristin Cavallari’s Reponse To Us Weekly (Also: Why Do We Care
About Post-Pregnancy Bodies, Anyway?)  I admit to never really
seeing The Hills, so I had a difficult time caring about just
who Kristin Cavallari was upon hearing about her baby. But after
reading her response to Us Weekly‘s assertion about her post-
pregnancy body, I think I actually like this seemingly generic
reality (or whatever The Hills is) star.  Us Weekly decided to
tell the world that Cavallari, who gave birth just a month ago,
is already back to her pre-pregnancy weight. And considering not
instantaneously losing weight after you’ve just spent nine
exhausting months with a little person growing inside of you is
a big middle finger to the world and deserving of public
shaming, I imagine that Us Weekly assumed they were somehow
doing Cavallari a favor. You know, “complimenting” her by…well,
by not criticizing her the asshole way they do every other post-
pregnancy star.  I also imagine they were not prepared for
Cavallari’s irritated Twitte