Tuesday, January 15, 2008  This dude caught a swordfish with his
bare hands.  Overheard on the streets of New York:  Stuffy white
lady pushing stroller, to friend: I can't believe people are
actually taking Justin Timberlake seriously these days.
--Central Park West  Health student #1: It's a man's obligation
to stick his boneration in a women's separation to increase the
population of the younger generation. I got this information
from the board of education... Health student #2: No, it should
go like this: It's a man's obligation to stick his cockulation
into a women's ventilation to increase the population of the
younger generation of our nation. I got this information from
the board of education. If you want a demonstration, lie down.
--Middle school, Manhattan  Dude #1: They have been
underestimating my power. Dude #2: What? Dude #1: They have been
underestimating my power for quite some time now. Dude #2: What
are you, a supervillain? Who's been underestimating your power?
The justice league? Dude #1: N