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Pee Wee Bush's Big Re-Election Adventure  LIMA, OH (IWR News
Parody) - In Lima, OH today, The Bush campaign released a new
commercial to help woo swing state voters: "His values are just
like yours, Sort of!".  The following are excerpts from the TV
ad:  "He falls off his bicycle and lands on his face - just like
you do!  He chokes on pretzels and then passes out on the floor
- just like you do!  He wears a codpiece - just like you do!  He
was born on third base and thought he hit triple - just like you
were!  He's a depressed thinned skinned deranged megalomaniac -
just like you are!  He thinks flipping burgers at McDonalds is a
factory job - just like you do!  He's does impulsive things like
starting wars and then later won't admit he made a mistake -
just like you do!  He thinks outsourcing jobs to the Third World
is good for America - just like you do!  He freezes under
pressure - just like you do!  He still thinks that women are
still chatt