What does it take to get on 'Idol?'  They waited for hours and
only had 20 seconds to show their talents. They competed against
thousands and were sent home without even seeing Simon Cowell,
Paula Abdul, Kara DioGuardia and Randy Jackson.  Yet, most of
the Southwest Floridians who were unsuccessful at the American
Idol Season 9 audition last week in Orlando were not
disappointed.  "It was crazy but fun," said Bobbi Looker, a
27-year-old outside saleswoman.  It's supposed to be the premier
singing contest in the country. The show has produced stars like
Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Chris Daughtry.  The
audition in Orlando was described as a talent show gone bad,
where a herd of reality-TV wannabes who could make people laugh
made it through before people who can actually sing in tune.
Gesly Pierre-Charles, a cashier at the local Whole Foods, said
she spent over 14 hours waiting for her chance in Orlando and
then got passed over for a woman in a chicken outfit and a man
dressed as Spider-man.  "They sa