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navigation, search No Wikipedia Wikipedia doesn't have a proper
article about Carrot Theory. It really wouldn't help those so-
called experts by writing one either.  A new theory of
everything which holds the answer to all of life's unanswered
questions, Carrot theory or C-theory is the very latest, most up
to date, up to the minute, bang on, brand new, and totally cool,
explain-everything theory of that vast expanse that is the
Universe. Not to be confused with the comparatively inferior
parrot theory. It has rendered obsolete the string theory which
is old hat and so yesterday.  Worn Out Toothbrush Fig 1. A
somewhat blurred but accurate model of a C-universe. The blue
lines represent time dimensions. The white lines represent space
dimensions. The red is the background C-matrix. The underlying
shadow is the infamous dark matter.  edit In simple terms  The
universe is made up of corpuscle