Veteran Cop Uses &#39;Hookernomics&#39; to Bemoan
&#39;Hideous&#39; Local ProstitutesS  Alex Teach has been a
police officer for 20 years, so he knows what he's talking about
when he writes in the Chattanooga Pulse that the area's
prostitutes — oh, sorry, I mean the "hideous local specimens" —
are BY FAR the ugliest prostitutes in the entire nation,
according to a think tank comprised of "a past crew of the Fox
television staple Cops."  He's using his expertise to bring this
to your attention because this is bad for the economy. Yes, this
is where his brilliant 'hookernomics' plan comes in:   Think:
What does it say about the median income of our local populace?
It says they are broke, or at least cripplingly cheap customers.
When a customer is cheap at a restaurant, they tip poorly. Poor
tips mean wait staff quit for better pay elsewhere, and they're
replaced by inferior workers. Inferior workers mean customer
dissatisfaction and therefore fewer customers patronize the
place and the business struggles.   You