I cn txt n drv btr thn u  But even as a primary offender, I
welcome a nationwide ban.   "Texting while driving is not just a
bad habit," Sen. Charles Schumer (D) of New York said last week,
"it's a deadly one." So begins the witch-hunt for people who are
guilty of DWT (driving while texting).  If Senator Schumer's
legislation passes into law, DWT would be banned, and gifted
omnitaskers such as myself would be shunned by society and
prosecuted. srsly, sad day 4 us :(  Clearly, Schumer hasn't seen
my DWT skills. If he had, he never would've proposed this
legislation. If the senator could see my technique, he'd say,
"dude ur amzng" and filibuster his own bill.  Because for me,
DWT is like speaking while walking, or patting your head while
rubbing your tummy: I make it look easy. And done right, it's a
thing of natural beauty, a ballet of manual and technical
dexterity rivaled only by playing Scrabble while operating heavy
construction equipment.  Admit it: You think the same thing.
It's safe for you to text – bu