'Madonna' is a synonym for 'Angel'. Raven is an angel. With a
crazy game of Truth or Dare, what happens next?  Okay, just
before you plunge into the braincrack below, I have a couple of
notes: 1) This was a joke-y piece written for Swordy McSwordy's
'Sword and Shield' story. Go read it, because I asked nicely,
and apparently that was kind of the whole point of this fic.
(Please?) 2) I know that Seraphim is the highest order of
angelitude, and therefore whatever Raven says, he is an angel,
but I like to think he's too conceited to believe that. (And
Cherub wouldn't work very well, methinks.) (Oh, who are we
kidding. Whenever you see the word 'angel', or a variation of
'angel', replace it with 'cherub'.) 3) I am not responsible for
any mental scarring. 4) Raven is a buff guy who has wings. They
are black, and either feathery or leathery.  Despite everything,
I had fun with this. Ang I got to use the phrases 'rippling hunk
of man-meat' and 'lady bosom', so that's cool.  And sorry in
advance.  Raven slowly blinke