Ram’s got a truck that jingle jangle jingles  Published: Mar 9,
2013 7:00 a.m. ET   Oh, honey. Aren’t you the big stud.    Dan
Neil for The Wall Street Journal 2013 Dodge Ram Laramie
Longhorn.  Can we delve into this “Longhorn Edition” thing? A
Western/rancher-themed upholstery-and-trim package for the Ram
1500 truck, the Laramie Longhorn package takes personal
obliviousness to new heights. Saddle-embroidered leather seats,
saddlebaglike storage pouches in the back, unvarnished wood, the
kind of filigreed metal engraving you find on my mother’s .38
Colt revolver—you would have to be the emptiest Stetson on earth
to actually buy one of these things. Do you insist people call
you “Tex,” even though you’re from Connecticut? Are you the
cowboy from the Village People? Explain yourself, man.  The
analog to the Laramie Longhorn package is the Nudie suit, one of
those bedazzling country-and-western costumes made by tailor-to-
the-stars Nudie Cohn. Sitting in the Laramie Longhorn feels
distinctly like having been devo