Dear MTV: I Think I’m Having A Quarter-Life Crisis  Junene
Taylor, MTV Inner Circle / Indiana University of Pennsylvania
Millennials like you and I have a bit of a problem on our hands.
Because of our misfortune in having graduated during this
economic climate, many of us are “on pause” from chasing the
American Dream. Instead we are chilling in our parent’s basement
waiting for our Dream to re-emerge and knock on the door.
Preferably with pizza. But once we realize that this isn’t
happening anytime soon, the ¼ life crisis can set in. How do you
know for sure that you’re caught in the vortex of a QLC? Here’s
the checklist:  1. You repeatedly doodle on coasters “Why oh why
didn’t I invent Pinterest?”   2. You change your major between 3
and 6 times.  3. You are jealous of how popular your cat is with
all the other cats, and want her “social life”.  4. You spend a
whole Wednesday creeping on the Facebook walls of a friend you
haven’t seen since kindergarten.  5. You self-pierce your nose
(on a whim).  6. You b