  5 Superpowers From the Bible That Put Marvel and DC to Shame
Jesus, Like a Non-Useless Aquaman  Jesus. Maybe you've heard of
him. But of all the healing and feeding and returning from the
dead he did, this has got to be the most awesome superpower he
had, from Mark 4:35-41:  So they're out in the middle of a
hurricane, tossed around like the guys on Deadliest Catch and
Jesus, because he was just hardcore like that, didn't mind the
drenching rain and the loud thunder and continued sleeping. His
disciples woke him up and started griping with stupid complaints
like "The boat is halfway under water!" and "We are going to
die!"  Jesus told them they were faithless wusses and the
disciples shut up. If that wasn't cool enough, he chewed out the
storm, and it shut up, too. That has to be our favorite part,
how he's just annoyed by the whole thing, as if being bothered
to stop an entire weather systems was equivalent to getting
woken up by your girlfriend to go kill a spider in the bathroom.
If we could do that ..