Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te&#8217;o. (AP Photo/Michael
Conroy) Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o. (AP Photo/Michael
Conroy)  Our daily countdown of the top newsmakers,
groundbreakers and world-class fakers.  1. Manti Te'o  4.82 in
the 40 is pretty slow for a linebacker with an imaginary lover.
(previous ranking: unranked)  2. Ikea  No horses were harmed in
the making of their furniture. Now, about those meatballs ...
(unranked)  3. Jennifer Lawrence  Apparently enjoyed her first
Oscar, and first beer, on same night. (unranked)  4. Michelle
Obama  Just a wee bit too desperate to get on television lately.
(unranked)  5. Kevin Love  Coming back in time to ruin the
Wolves' great draft position. (unranked)  6. "Tanning Mom"
Planning to fly off to London using her frequent fryer miles.
(unranked)  7. Danica Patrick  Millions of Americans can now
safely go back to ignoring NASCAR. (1)  8. Robin  Holy comics
homicide, Batman! (unranked)  9. Seth MacFarlane  Could have
been worse. Could have been four hours of him