Another Christmas break-in story  Here's another classic
Christmas break-in story. Yet again, we have a homeowner working
with an anonymous security company, and the incredibly incurious
reporter doesn't bother to investigate further into this
technology that allows the homeowner to view video cameras over
the web. Ho hum, why bother reporting on the interesting part of
the story? Especially when you can make awesome sentences like
these: Treanor has changed his locks, deadbolts and installed
motion lights around his home, however, these aren't not the
only steps he's taking to protect himself. and Moreover, the
cameras will allow him to view whatever the camera has record
even if they get stolen. The second is particularly nice. Not
only do we get a butchered past participle, but we also get
subject-pronoun disagreement and confusion. Brilliant. People
wonder why the evening news isn't taken seriously....