Saturday, May 15, 2010  Mind Numbing Stupidity  Satire is dead.
Faced with the disastrous gulf oil spill, Mississippi Gov. Haley
Barbour (R, obviously) has a plan to bring more tourists to the
gulf coast by offering people gas cards:  Gov. Haley Barbour
said that the Mississippi Gulf Coast is open for business,
despite the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  In an effort to
encourage tourism, Mississippi Gulf Coast officials are offering
$75 gas cards for those who book a two-night stay at one of the
participating hotels or resorts listed online at Resident can
also sign up online for a chance to win one of four getaway
packages.  Yeah, we'll pay for the gas to show you the cost of
gas guzzling. Feel free to enjoy a day of tar ball collecting on
the beach. At least the war on the environment is going well.
Friday, May 14, 2010  Friday Boobies  Debating important issues
of the day.  Thursday, May 13, 2010   Those who can't write,
well they wrote about writing. So I like this:     1. Avoid
alliteration. Always.