Monday, December 22, 2008  The Pope, the Gays, and the
Rainforest  Golly it's a MIRACLE !!!!! It looks like the Vatican
rat has turned into a rainforest monkey.    So now we're not
just a threat to straight marriage, we're a threat to humanity.
Great.  Oh boy. I KNEW it was going to be a Gay Christmas at the
Vatican.  So all I can say tonight is I just wish someone would
slip that closeted old monkey a banana. Because he really NEEDS
one eh?  Or introduce him to a fascist organ grinder so they can
sing Hitler Youth songs together. Like that old classic "I BLEW
a Bugle for the Fuhrer."  But as for me, all I can offer that
deranged view of his new found interest in the rain forest.  And
his creepy obsession with gay people.  Is my old Tarzan
salute....  In fact I think I'll make it my Christmas present to
him.  From me AND the rainforest.  Because I'm sure that twisted
old queen would LOVE Tarzan. Me Benny.  And one WANKER deserves
another....     1. Seems like there is a huge spirt of anti-gay
actions happenin