Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer goes on kill-crazy rampage at
Microsoft Store  In the photo above you see Microsoft's Steve
Ballmer performing a ribbon cutting at the company's new store
in Bellevue, Washington. Shortly after finishing with the
ribbon, Ballmer proceeded to rampage the store and patrons,
leaving 17 dead, 6 wounded, and a stunned Miley Cyrus wondering
if she had made the wisest career decisions. Ballmer was finally
subdued by Dave Matthews, who knocked the CEO unconscious with
an 8-foot bong.  Josh: "I'm a PC, and I'm going to mess up your
insides so bad, you'll pray for death." Ben Bowers: "Anyone else
want to claim Windows 7 was their idea?" Chris: "To the cloud!
With Windows 7 and Windows Live, Microsoft can mix and match its
CEO's best faces until it's able to piece together a photo it's
proud to share." Ross: "Using the power of Control-X while
mobile is just one of the many superpowers Ballmer has and
Windows Phone 7 users don't." Darren: "Moments before this
tremendous occasion, Ballmer b