Dinner is (finally) served: TMIO's Connect Io Intelligent Oven
is shipping  We've heard promises of these ovens-of-the-future
forever- the ones that somehow magically transform from a
refrigerator to an oven and can even be programmed remotely.
Well the future is finally here, friends, and for $8700 you can
get your Jetsons-on with your very own Connect Io Intelligent
Oven from Tonight's Menu Intelligent Ovens (TMIO), which can do
all that crazy stuff we just mentioned thanks to tech originally
developed at NASA. That's right, the same remote capabilities
that allow astronauts to perform important hands-free
experiments can now be used to lavish you with piping-hot mac n'
cheese the moment you arrive home. Along with making changes
from your PC, the TMIO oven can be controlled from any Internet-
enabled device (your cellphones, your PDAs, your PSPs) or touch-
tone phone, which makes it super-handy for last-minute schedule-
shuffling or for blowing up your house from afar if the Feds
catch wind of that scam you'r