That sound you hear … that’s Bush’s spotless record as a
fearless leader going up in flames. The literary device you just
read … that’s sarcasm.  Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 is a
movie that takes the Littlest Dictator over its knee and spanks
him like an unruly child. It’s a deserved beating, and the film
is biased and damn fun. Republicans may not get the irony of it,
but that shouldn’t stop free-thinking Americans from getting
queasy on the ride.  I went opening weekend to take in what is
probably the most controversial documentary ever made. And while
some folks would say it’s not a documentary because it’s biased
— I have news for you. All documentaries are biased. This one
just wears its bias on its sleeve, and it reveals it straight
on. It’s not like the Kerry campaign produced this and didn’t
mention it to anyone, which was the kind of tactic used by a
religious documentary I reviewed earlier in the year. Nope, you
know who did this and why.  Those same people who cry bias also
say Moore’s film is