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to: navigation, search Balsamic People's Republic of Stanistan
Stanistan flag Afghancoat Flag Coat of Arms Motto: "We're the
Stan that Can!" Anthem: "Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan,
Stanitistaaannn!" Capital Urgëk Largest city Jakarta
Official language(s) Stanistani, Russian, English with a Boston
Accent Government Balsamic Republic Supreme Overstan Stan Istan
National Hero(es) Kostya Tszyu Currency SHF (Screaming Horse
Fly), Zebra Teeth Religion Tsathogguan Orthodox Church Area
213km³  The Balsamic People's Republic of Stanistan (not to be
confused with Stannahstan) is a central Asian country which is
precisely the same size and shape as Tajikistan, but exists two
miles beneath that nation. The subterranean country was once
part of the vast entity that was the Soviet Onion, but following
the fall of Berlin Church Hall in 1889 Stanistan declared
independence under the leadership of ex-S.P.E