8 Funny Votes 0 Die Votes Published July 25, 2013  White people
of America. Today, I'm writing to you about diversity in the
media. But not the kind you're used to being lectured about.
It's the growing problem of over-represented minorities.  I'm
talking, of course, about Indian people.  How do I know there
are too many Indian people in the media? Easy. Have you ever
heard of that guy who's sort of funny, dresses like shit, and
can talk and talk without really saying anything of value?
Yeah… me. If this asshole can get on TV, there's a serious
problem.  Indians seem to be on every sitcom, drama, cable news
show, and… I've heard from friends of friends… internet porn.
And sure, we are entitled to something for the discrimination a
small percentage of us faced in the literally 12 and a half days
after 9/11.  Sniff. Sorry, it's just… free at last. Free at
last. Thank God almighty we never had to have a dream in the
first place. I mean... it looked pretty shitty before we arrived
like at the height of the Beat