Earlier I announced to the world that I'd developed an addiction
involving jeeps, dinosaurs, and poop. I finally realized that I
should probably explain what on earth I was talking about and
why it's not as disgusting as it sounds.  My addiction is an iOS
app called Dino Dodger. It's one of those games that's so
ridiculously simple that it's a bit addictive.  The basic
concept of it is that you're driving a jeep around and
collecting as many dino eggs as possible without hitting any of
the dinosaurs themselves. If you hit a dino, it'll let out an
angry grunt. If you hit a total of three dinos, you're dead.  Of
course, there also a goofy element to the game—dino poop. If you
drive through a pile of dino poop, then your screen—or rather,
your windshield—will become filthy and you'll struggle to see
where you're driving. This'll of course make hitting a dino very
likely—and you can see that it's exactly what I did in the video
above.  That's all there is to this game—jeeps, dinos, and
poop—and if you're as easil