Secret Meeting of Global Elite Disrupted by Pringles Can  It's
that most exciting time of the year again for the global elite,
who are all in Switzerland right now plotting secret-overlord
terror plots at the 2011 Bilderberg Conference. This is not to
be confused with the other annual rich and powerful secret
conference in the woods outside San Francisco where they all
have gay furry sex under a big Pagan fireball.  As a writer for
an American media outlet, I don't think I'm allowed to ever
write a word about the Bilderberg Conference as it might briefly
upset our corporations. In England, though, the papers do try to
cover annual secret meetings of the most powerful people on
earth, which allows the Guardian to deliver this startling
report from the scene. It seems that a sinister-looking Pringles
can was acting uppity, like a terrorist:  Just when you thought
the annual four-day Bilderberg conference couldn't get any more
exciting, a policeman goes and finds a bomb. Or at least, he
went and found a "tubular