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to: navigation, search F9 the movie took over 250 million
dollars worldwide.  "F9" or "Function Key number 9" as the Queen
calls it, is the only key on a modern computer keyboard for
which there has never been a verified instance of it being
pressed.  edit F9 History  In 1997, Sir Isaac Newton discovered
his need for another Function Key. He pondered that there was F8
F10, but no F9. He created Newton's Laws of Universal Function 9
Key.  F9 is the only key on the modern keyboard to which its
exact origin is not known. It was mentioned in the Old testement
in JOB Chapter F verse 9. "And God said unto that bloke from
earlier that he should never press such a button. To do so would
be as to suck a horse."  Despite such biblical warnings, almost
all keyboards up until 2003 had an F9 key.  edit Lotus Notes
Such is the fear surrounding the F9 key, people were shocked
when, in 1996, Lotus