Rebecca Black, Meet Your Match: Introducing Nicole Westbrook
with ‘It’s Thanksgiving’  This Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for
Nicole Westbook and Patrice Wilson. Why? Because they are now
the top of my list of things I won't miss if the world ends on
Dec. 21.    • Share   • Read Later  This Thanksgiving, I’m
grateful for Nicole Westbook and Patrice Wilson. Why? Because
they are now the top of my list of things I won’t miss if the
world ends on Dec. 21, just slightly edging out super-mega-
Frankenstorms.  (MORE: Rebecca Black’s Bizarrely Bad Video for
‘Friday’: Is This For Real?)  Westbrook’s “It’s Thanksgiving,”
which dropped on Thursday, deserves comparison with Rebecca
Black’s bizarre earworm “Friday” for two reasons. First, because
both are brain-obliteratingly bad songs, in the running to be
considered some of the worst sounds made by humans ever. Second,
because they were both produced by the inimitable Patrice
Wilson, the tween-pop Svengali previously best known as the
rapper in “Friday.” As it turns out, W