Stars in Danger: The High Dive -- Fox, Wednesday, 8 p.m.  Can't
you visualize Brad Pitt shaking in the door of a plane 10,000
feet in the air, about to plummet to his doom? Unfortunately,
the high dive is of the pool variety, with the special being
that eight celebrities will learn how to perform Olympic-style
dives from various heights before competing against each other.
The "stars" include Jenni "J-Woww" Farley from Jersey Shore,
former NFL player-turned hack reality-show personality Terrell
Owens, a couple people from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and
four others who aren't stars in any sense.  Aside from the
possibility of botched dives resulting in painful belly-flops,
isn't the real danger for these C-list celebrities that they're
losing their already tenuous grip on cultural relevancy?
Nashville -- ABC, Wednesday, 10 p.m.  Nashville returns this
week after a short, midseason Christmas hiatus. When we left
off, Juliette made a candlelight proposal to the guy that's
apparently supposed to be Tim Teb