Starbucks&#39; New Machine Is a Little Too RealisticS  Face it,
you go to Starbucks to feed your socially acceptable drug
addiction. Starbucks is the dealer, and you're jonesin'. Being
surrounded by conspicuous writers writing conspicuously, other
impatient addicts, and baristas who didn't quite hear your name
correctly is just a bonus. And SNL imagines a world where you
can bring that last part of that bonus home with a sass-talking
Verismo. You know, in case you're a masochist. [Laughing Squid]