Clash of the Titans' Wins the Easter Box-Office Bouquet, But Why
the Hell Did You See It?   The 3-D remake of Clash of the Titans
took in a humongous $61.4 million over the Easter weekend,
despite lousy reviews and 3-D that was really 2-D retrofitted to
look like it was worth your wearing special glasses for two
headache-inducing hours while waiting for Liam Neeson's Zeus to
release the damned Kraken. So why did you see it? I want
answers.  Did the 3-D pull you in? Grosses from 3-D venues
repped 52 percent of the total take.  Are you attracted to epic
stories about ancient Greek myths?  Did star Sam Worthington so
impress you in Avatar that you had to see what he'd do with the
role of Perseus, the bastard son of Zeus?  Are you a fan of the
1981 version of Clash of the Titans with Lord Laurence Olivier
as Zeus and Harry Hamlin as Perseus?  Is anything with monsters
such as Medusa and a roaring sea beast like the Kraken enough to
get your box-office dollars?  Did the trailer and the promo ads
on TV make you say