Baby Obesity Tied to Baby Bottles Full of Butter  Breast exams!
Einstein proof! Whisky power! Hair stratagems! Osteoporosis
fracture! Baby obesity! Old plants! Healthy barbecues! And the
mysterious mind of mankind! It's your Thursday Science Watch,
where we watch science—or whatever you call it!    • Breasts!
Being examined! Ladies in their 40s want more breast exams.
Awwww, yeah.   • Breaking: Einstein was right about that whole
"Theory of Relativity" thing. It only cost $750 million to
confirm this. From now on let's just agree with scientific
theories based on the wackiness of the scientist's hair, okay?
• "Burning Waste From Whisky Production, a Scottish Energy
Project Will Power 9,000 Homes." If the Scottish would stop
drinking whisky, they could power all their homes. By getting a
job.   • There are lots of fancy new "stratagems" for curing
baldness, but still none more reliable than the trusty can of
spraypaint.   • Osteoporosis drugs raise the risk of femur
fractures. Uhhhh sorry so.... what's the f