Dear Body,  Dear Body,  I am not amused that you know when a
break from school comes along and you decide to break down. Yes,
Body, I remember your Thanksgiving doosey complete with silence
and misery. I didn’t need you to remind me that you have this
power of me- I already know. I am not okay with you taking my
Christmas break too. This is not cool.  I am not appreciating
the fact that you are completely worn down, I have tried to take
care of you! I am not a fan of the fit you throw when you are
taken away from the couch for a minute or two. I am also not a
fan that you think it is necessary to be lying down all the live
long day. There are only so many minutes I can watch Netflix or
the Whinnie the Pooh movie I got for Christmas. All great but
seriously Body- get your act together and find life outside of
the couch and Netflix.  Body, are you not aware that I have
things to do? School will be here soon and kids will eat you
alive if you are not prepared! Do you want to be eaten alive
come   Tuesday?! I did