Cracked Columnists  To Protect, Serve, and Beg for Dick  If a
man liberates a loaf of bread from its rightful confines, that
is stealing. But if a topless woman begs him to take the loaf of
bread, can the same still be said? What if the loaf of bread is
his penis, and the woman is an undercover police officer?  It's
penetrating philosophical questions like these that jab
painfully at the mind when one reads this article, wherein the
intrepid police force of Columbus, Ohio put the scenario to the
test.  The lady cop in question, who I have to assume didnt ace
her policemans exam, was given the task of sunbathing topless in
a park by a street in a suburb every day for weeks. Normally Id
say thats a great use of my tax dollars, but this wasnt just an
innocent spruce up the neighborhood effort.  No no; something
far more sinister was going on. The bathing Bathsheba was mere
pervert bait, set out to trap the kind of sick, twisted male
mind that would be so craven as to look at a womans bare tits
when they are inno