The networker  Verily, it is written that Apple will selleth you
the Air  It's that time of year again. Last week the Church of
Apple Resurgent gathered in San Francisco for its annual
congregation. The faithful were granted an audience with the
Blessed Steve Jobs, who revealed unto them what miracles he had
wrought since they were last gathered together. First, he showed
them a Time Capsule, which can bring back the past and preserve
memories of days gone by.  Then he comforted them by narrating
the Great Success of his Personal Communicator, the iPhone, of
which four million have been sold in 90 days. This heart-warming
news was followed by information about a scheme whereby the
faithful may hire moving pictures from Steve's Celestial Music
Store.  But all these were merely the prelude to the greatest
revelation of all - Apple is to sell Air. At this, he produced a
simple A4 envelope from which he drew forth a magical device,
not unlike the blade of an elegant hatchet, ranging in thickness
from 0.16in to 0.