The LAT's targeted online advertising software appears to be
extremely well-calibrated, pairing a story about the founder of
Barry's Bootcamp having been a massive drug addict for years
with a banner ad featuring an obese, smiling Chris Farley
encouraging you to "overcome addiction," part of a campaign that
has also seen his giant mug plastered on billboards around town.
There are multiple lessons to be learned here: not just about
the dangers of drug abuse, but also in the value of regular
exercise—except when supervised by a cracked-out cardio
instructor.