On last night's Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti decided to set up
her friend Judith Regan, taking a particular interest in the
moistness level of the media bigwig's vagina, referring to the
desired effect—several times—as "juicy goosey." Apparently,
mission accomplished.  For all of Patti's concern about Judith
being vaginally arid, her date took her to the Museum of Sex,
where Judith seemed more than comfortable handling vibrators,
joking about penises and sex dolls, and even strapping herself
into some kind of bondage contraption.  Weirder than Patti's
obsession with comparing Judith's crotch to a wet fowl was the
fact that Judith said that her dream man is Bruce Vilanch, who
is openly gay ("it's dicks not chicks"). However, Patti still
brought him in for a consultation.