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navigation, search “I love to eat voffles on my wessel.” ~ Pavel
Chekov (Tactical Officer, USS Enterprise) on waffles  Invented
by a group of scientists (one of them was Johnny Waffle) and
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi working for the Belgium secret police
in 1897, the waffle was designed to serve as an alternative to
the pancake, an old standard in European and American breakfast
cuisine. After years of attempting to beat the pancake (which we
know now is physically impossible), one scientist stepped on a
pancake by accident. The imprint his boot left made the basis
for the waffle's shape, and the dirt from the boot inspired the
taste. Unfortunately, most Belgians can't seem to get over their
invention, so lets make it clear: Belgium, thanks for the
waffles. Unfortunately, consumtion may lead to The 'Beetus.
edit Role as a God  Waffles are a pancake's god. Pancakes offer
the waffles prayers, and waffles become more powerful and
delicous. Pancakes don't