Let’s play a game of “Would You Rather?” Would you rather: a.
Have ever played on the Cardinals’ offensive line at any point
or b. Become cursed by a trailer full of witch doctors/Stephen
King gypsies/weirdo old guys who sell mogwais? Trick question.
The answer is “just kill yourself”. Seriously, Steelers, if
you’re trying to salvage a season by getting some help at
offensive line, maybe consider not dipping into a pool that has
consistently either given up a million sacks per game, or had
the least timely injuries in the league.  Levi Brown who was
acquired via trade with the Cardinals last week, has already
found himself injured during the warmups of a game that featured
Mike Adams inactive, which leaves Guy Whimper next in line,
which is totally not a made up name.