Free-agent matchmaker: Dan Haren   Another installment of a
series in which we pick the favorite for a player's services,
and the team that we would like him to go to.  Dan Haren was
considered one of the best pitchers in baseball at this time
last year, having led his league in strikeout-to-walk ratio for
three of the last four years. He is now a free agent, even
though he didn't have to be. His pitching was so uninspiring
last season, though, that the Angels weren't willing to pick up
his $15.5 million option. Haren's contract had a $3.5 million
buyout, which means the Angels weren't even willing to pay him
the equivalent of $12 million. Very curious, indeed.  This means
there are two possibilities:  1. The Angels have a self-imposed
payroll cap, and they are supremely focused on keeping Zack
Greinke, which means they couldn't abide Haren's (or Ervin
Santana's) contract.  2. Haren's back is held together with
bobby pins and chewed gum from a pack of '87 Topps.  It doesn't
have to be either/or, as some combi