Batshit Colorado Pastor Is Getting Unreasonably Angry at the
MuppetsS  A Colorado pastor named Kevin Swanson had a conniption
fit on his radio show Generations with Vision last Friday about
the Muppets breaking ties with Chick-fil-A, again demonstrating
that some fundamentalist Christians are more comfortable having
dialogues with imaginary creatures than with real people.
Swanson and co-host Dave Buehner suggested that the fryers at
Chick-fil-A should be filled with frog legs and then cleverly
added that some sort of porcine sandwich should be added to the
menu as well, both of which menu amendations, however awful in
this context, would actually still be okay with Chick-fil-A's
bovine marketing firm. Earlier this year, it may have seemed
impossible that even the most vitriolic of bigots could take
issue with the Muppets, what with the way they handled Tex
Richman, but bigotry knows no reason or bounds, which is why a
radio troll like Kevin Swanson thinks that this passes for
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