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navigation, search Arm the Homeless Subliminal recruitment for
the Hobo Army. “We will fight them on the high streets, we will
fight them outside Tesco, we will fight them by the bus
shelters, we will fight them on the bench outside our local pub,
we will fight them in the doorways of banks after 5pm, and we
will never, never surrender.” ~ Winston Churchill shortly before
surrendering to the Hobo Army. “Conventional armies need to be
fed, led and bred. The Hobo Army only consumes drugs or cider,
requires little leadership, and can reproduce asexually. They
have us fucked on all counts.” ~ Field-Marshall Haig. “I just
need a bit of change to get into a shelter for the night.” ~
Hobo Army war cry.  The Hobo Army is a semi-independant subset
of NATO that exists in most western countries. It is respected
worldwide for its skills in infiltration, intimidation and
causing economic hardship. They