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navigation, search  A "brute" with a "hammer"  The Brute is a
species of violent aliens that looks like a gorilla on fattiness
steroids (no offense if you are one) found most commonly in the
video game, Halo. They prefer to use giant hammers to catch
their prey instead of the much more practical weapon because
their brains can only generate idiocity and homosexiality  edit
Habitat and Nature  Brutes live on war-torn planets with heavier
gravity than Earth's. With their tribal ways, they can survive
almost anywhere, from the planet Mars to the streets of
Philadelphia just as long as Master Chief is not there.: if you
can survive there, you can survive anywhere. Their home world is
Doisac, a planet filled with war and destruction-- Not a place
for a vacation, though you can some of the old war sites there.
As a matter a fact, they still have battles going on, so you can
at least see a show.  Brutes are extremely violent all the time
unless when they are