Case Number 17021   Magnolia Pictures // 2009 // 106 Minutes //
Rated R Reviewed by Judge David Johnson // August 13th, 2009
The Charge  Death is only the beginning.  Opening Statement
Produced by the dudes who did Ong-Bak, sporting a hard-R rating,
blood-splattered beyond belief, Demon Warriors has all the
makings of the most kickass action movie ever made. Too bad it's
incoherent bilge.  Facts of the Case  I'm still wrestling with
this impenetrable plot, so bear with me. Apparently, there are
demons running around with super-powers and a government squad
of demon hunters is chasing them with shotguns, which
surprisingly do little to defeat them. Meanwhile, one guy
decides to fight the evildoers on their own metaphysical plane,
blowing his brains out, entering the supernatural realm,
sunglasses. There's also a girl who plays a piano. More
fighting. And more piano playing.  The Evidence  Ugh, major
disappointment. I had big, big hopes for Demon Warriors,
considering the dudes who were behind it, as well as