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The Police Force is an elite crime fighting unit, operating
inside the United Kingdom. It's American counterpart is The A
Team.  edit History  In 1966 England won the World Cup, and got
to keep it as long as they promised not to lose it. So, under
orders from the All Seeing Overlord and Beloved Queen at that
time, an elite anti-crime force was formed. It originally had
only three members, and their only task was to protect the World
Cup. Obviously, the twats failed at this mission, and were
beheaded.  Twenty years later, (that's 1986) The Queen ordered
for the elite force to be called back into action. When she
remembered that she had watched them die, she ordered for some
new members to be gathered up.  edit The Modern Police Force
Recently, Billionaire Richard Brandson bought the Force, and
they have recently been total