Get My Books at Amazon  Tuesday, July 13, 2010  the crime of
century  Thank you to everybody for all the birthday wishes!!!! 
I didn't do much on my birthday, but that's okay. :) 
Unfortunately, a horrible crime was committed, and I'm actually
pretty upset about it.   My pink flamingos were stolen from in
front of my house. They lit up and I've had them for about 9
months, and today, somebody stole them from me. I'm pretty
bummed about the whole thing. Plus, I can't find anymore like
them that light up on the internet.  I'm going to get more
flamingos and I'll padlock them to my deck if I have to. But I
will win this fight. I'm going to fill my yard with lots and
lots of tacky flamingos. I'll show them. (I'm not sure what
exactly, but I will show them. You'll see.)     1. I like that
plan to fill your yard with tons of flamingos... do it! I'll
help!    2. I don't know if it's a wise decision to post your
address and phone number but, I guess it's worth a shot if you
really want your flamingos back. (I have