Petition Closed  Mitt Romney's interest with President Obama's
birth certificate is only a distraction from his darkest secret:
Mitt Romney is a Cylon. It's obvious that if a Cylon rose to
power and infilltrated America's highest office, the future of
humanity would hang in the balance. Here is some evidence to
support my claim:  1) Senator John McCain — AKA: Col. Saul Tigh,
a known Cylon — refuses to be seen with Mitt Romney, for a fear
of being discovered.   2) Until recently, Mitt Romney had never
been to WaWa.. What professional politican who has spent the
last decade campaigning hasn't been to WaWa? A goddamn Cylon.
3) Mitt Romney is confused about the concept of "birth
cirtificate" because he was never actually born.   Letter to
Mitt Romney I just signed the following petition addressed to:
Mitt Romney.  I want Mitt Romney to prove he's not a Cylon.
Because a Cylon president would obviously destroy humanity.