Banner Image  2010 List    1. The Soviet Union has never existed
and therefore is about as scary as the student union.   2. They
have known only two presidents.   3. For most of their lives,
major U.S. airlines have been bankrupt.   4. Manuel Noriega has
always been in jail in the U.S.   5. They have grown up getting
lost in "big boxes."   6. There has always been only one
Germany.   7. They have never heard anyone actually "ring it up"
on a cash register.   8. They are wireless, yet always
connected.   9. A stained blue dress is as famous to their
generation as a third-rate burglary was to their parents'.   10.
Thanks to pervasive headphones in the back seat, parents have
always been able to speak freely in the front.   11. A coffee
has always taken longer to make than a milkshake.   12. Smoking
has never been permitted on U.S. airlines.   13. Faux fur has
always been a necessary element of style.   14. The Moral
Majority has never needed an organization.   15. They have never
had to distinguish between the