How completely numb do you have to be to not be weirded out by
the King of All Cosmos? Being the son of the weirdest guy in the
universe, the Prince of All Cosmos from the Katamari series
doesn't even crack a smile when his nutty father starts spewing
his idiocy all over the place. Even when the prince is rolling
up confused cows, screaming people and buildings, he maintains
his composure. Could you roll a ball the size of a planet
around, containing a bunch of mooing cattle and screaming
people, and not giggle? I didn't think so. Me either. The prince
has it down pat, making him one of the best silent protagonists
in video games.