There's a Pokémon X and Y Fire Starter Agenda  How dare you,
Nintendo? You have got SUCH nerve. I had Pokemon X plans. Great
plans, if I do say so myself, and in the span of about a week,
you've ruined everything with your Fire-type starter agenda.
Yes. I know now that there is an agenda at play. Perhaps even a
conspiracy. You want us to play with fire, Nintendo. Don't deny
it.  It started with the Pokemon X and Y starters. I have
nothing against Chespin and Froake. They're special in their own
ways, but Fennekin is the best. It's an adorable, psychic fox
that happens to look like a fennec fox. Have you ever seen a
fennec fox? They're irresistible. And so is Fennekin.   So for
the last five months, I've known I'd have to start with
Fennekin. I was wavering on whether to get Pokemon X or Pokemon
Y, but there was no starter doubt in my mind.  Then, last week,
Nintendo revealed Mega Charizard X. Mega Charizard X is the
Pokemon X Mega Evolution of Charizard, and it is a black and
blue Fire/Dragon-type Pokemon. I