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pairs skaters...and other suggestions for Pyeongchang 2018  As
the torch is extinguished on another Winter Olympics, it's time
for organizers to sit back, sip an expensive vodka and reflect
on their accomplishments:  Athletes and journalists from around
the world can now fluently say, "Why does my room contain no
running water?" in Russian.  Soviet spies successfully hacked
thousands of cell phone texts and are now in possession of
useful information like, "Want Shaun White to be my BFF. Still
cute w/o orange hair."  After a Soviet middle schooler found a
flaw in the computer program, the malfunctioning fifth ring from
the opening ceremonies finally opened.  Also, Sochi introduced
the world to new sports or, more accurately, new twists on old
sports. Snowboard Slopestyle? Snowboard Parallel Slalom?
Biathlon Mixed Relay? All made their debuts along with women's
Ski Jumping, an event that, in terms of NBC-generated hype,
rivaled the 19th Amendment gi