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Super snooze: Skip Super Bowl Sunday Super snooze: Skip Super
Bowl Sunday  The viewing audience for Super Bowl XLV is expected
to be around 100 million people. You, however, do not have to be
part of the crowd. Think back. How many times has the game been
compelling? And we mean truly compelling, not just some hyped-up
media faux notion of compelling. Not often. It's usually a
letdown. Either the game isn't what was expected, or the
commercials are disappointing, or the guacamole is bad. Or all
three. It's generally a waste of a perfectly good Sunday. So why
set yourself up for disappointment? Why not just skip the game
this year? If you need some reasons not to watch, here are five
(or V, for those infatuated with that whole Roman numeral
thing):...