Monday, March 26, 2012  The Saga Of The Stubborn Dachshund
Sadly, one of our dachshunds was sick last week.  It was the one
on the left. The one on the right just likes to bark a lot
instead.  Dogs get sick, mostly because they insist on eating
very disgusting things with a remarkable lack of remorse. And
when you have hound dogs, who are basically bred with the
instinct to specifically seek out and devour disgusting things,
this tends to happen a lot. Unfortunately, finding the remote
control is not classified as hound-dog target material.  Anyway,
Dexter had been feeling a bit off since the middle of last week,
but he was eating and wagging so we figured everything was just
fine and he had reverse seasonal affective disorder. Friday he
started eating grass, a telltale sign that something is wrong.
(Dogs eat grass to force them to throw up. They also eat grass
because why the hell not, so don't use it as a replacement Dr.
Google.) He did, in fact, hork up a little, so I took both of
their food bowls out of