Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!  Saturday, September
24, 2011  If NASA's Falling Satellite Had Hit Los Angeles...  If
it had landed in Beverly Hills, it would have been towed...  If
it had landed in MacArthur Park, it would have got a fake green
card and driver's license...  If it had landed in South Central
or East LA, it would have have at least four sets of gang sign
tagged, and at least two bodies in the trunk...  If it had
landed in Bel Air it would have received a restraining order...
If it landed in the Valley, it would have received a whiny
letter from the Homeowner's Association...  If it had landed in
Dodger Stadium it would have received a brutal beating...  If it
had landed in Santa Monica Greenpeace would have picketed it.
If it had landed in West Hollywood, some nancy would have called
it a whore.  If it had landed in Burbank it would have received
a citation for violating the noise-abatement laws.  If it had
landed in Antelope Valley, it would be up on blocks in front of
some skinhe