1. No Corpsing on Your Name  Pick something offensive. It
doesn’t matter what. Our example will be the Washington
Foreskins.  The trick, of course, the true satisfaction, comes
from knowing the ‘skins is a terrible name for a supposed family
entertainment such as professional football, but in never
admitting it.  Critics will present many legitimate reasons why
‘skins should be retired. Never respond to a single point, as
you’ll only prove them right. Instead, go out of your way to
defend the term: sue journalists, trot out old stars to say how
proud they are to be a ‘skin, conduct surveys and wag poll
numbers that 14% of Ozarkians don’t find your team name
offensive.  More than anything else, though, make sure you have
a winning team, because that’s all sports fans truly care about.
Give them something to cheer for, some sense of victory in their
blinder'd lives, and they’ll do your work for you!  Just make
the playoffs and it won’t matter if your team name is the
“N-Word Killing Fields.” Sportscasters will