Make out with this pig robot, and its sensitive lips will
transmit the same sensations to anyone you choose (as long as
she or he also owns a mechanical kissing pig). Because nothing
says "I'm perfectly happy alone in my house of 1,000 cats and
jars of urine" like a robot pig you can French kiss.  Named the
Kissinger, the pig has soft silicon pads on its lips, which are
ultra sensitive to people lips. Once you're hooked up to Skype
with your pig partner, The Lovotics website will transfer kisses
between the two humans making out with robot swine. Please fill
the comments with your guesses as to why they decided to make it
look like a pig.  [via Geekologie]