* Two simple phrases: "Why so serious?" and "Let's put a
[[GlasgowGrin smile]] on that face!" ** Followed by his idea of
"tryouts", which involves breaking a pool cue and placing it on
the ground in front of three potential recruits. How it works
out is A) the guy who grabs it and kills the other two gets to
work for the Joker, or B) in a twist on a game of SpinTheBottle,
the guy the cue lands on is the one who doesn't get their head
blown of. * The video of the Joker and Brian Douglas, one of
Batman's [[HeroicWannabe Heroic Wannabes]]. God only knows what
happened to him when the camera turned off... --> '''The
Joker''': So you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm?
Look at me. '''[[foldercontrol]]  [[folder: LOOK AT ME! ]] '''
''[turns camera to his face]'' You see, ''this'' is how
'''crazy''' Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham?
Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. ''[beat]''
Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight.
''[beat]'' I'm a man of my word. '