How to Pick on a Nine-Year-Old Girl Without Offending the World:
A Dispatch from the Nybro Action TeamS  The Nybro Action Team
consists of Hjalmar Sveinbjőrnsson and Alex Bejerstrand, two
under-employed roommates living in Nybro, a small industrial
town in southern Sweden. Hjalmar is a chef; Alex takes
woodworking courses. We asked them to address the controversy
surrounding the Onion's Oscar-night tweet describing Quvenzhané
Wallis as a "cunt." This is their first feature for Gawker. We
have lightly edited their post for grammar and punctuation.
Nybro action team is on the case, sniffing up different trails,
asking our self questions and pondering the future.  Right now I
got a steaming cup of coffee EVEN though I have strict rules
about "no coffee" after 18:00 but I will let the world burn
while I find the answers to questions I don't know yet like how
to say this little girls name.  Lets start with the ACTION TEAM
watching the Oscar ... so you can stand up and take a 3 hour
brake from reading and come bac