A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a
steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other
side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of
the road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he
was bearing down on them. Realizing that they were not about to
get our of his way he slammed on his brakes and stopped just
inches from them. Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the
trucker walked to the front of the cab and looked down at the
two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter
with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've
been killed!" The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and
not too concerned, looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she
was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with
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