The following is not true. The characters are fictitious and any
resemblance to actual politicians or their wives is purely
coincidental. This love letter was never sent, although some
with the Romney campaign, might wish that it had.   You know
that I already sent you a letter earlier this year on our
anniversary. I made it public to help the campaign, but I’m not
sure you saw it. I’ve given you such assets to help you get
elected, and you are still behind. What is wrong with you? Look,
we have a lot of money, so everyone on the campaign has told you
that you need to act like we have had a hard time, and can
relate to the 53% of Americans who pay taxes. I’ve told you this
before, but maybe writing things down will help you remember. We
know that 47% of people who don’t pay income taxes will never
vote for you. I know your job is not to worry about those
people.  It’s the other 53% of voters that you should try to
reach. Remind them of the hardships in your life:  a. Remember
the day your hair cut got cancell