1. Frank Burns      “Darn it, if my stylist won’t bring me
gauchos to wear, I’ll MacGyver up my own!”    2.
dontkillthemessenger      The black guy is saying. “Your turn to
get the gerbil.”      The response is obvious.    3. El Jefe
Now that Heidi Klum cut him off Seal has to resort to being a
security guard for the Jonas brothers? Sad times.    4. onos
that his body guard or husband?    5. boing      lemme guess,
NewGuy wants to stick his penis is his vagina.    6. Nice
capris, Joan.    7. Isn’t this the one Rihanna wanted? He does
have one fist balled up, so I guess there’s that.    8. His pimp
looks pissed. Did he not get his money?    9. Does this idiot
not grok that he looks like a dog turd on legs?    10. Cajuno
It’s the gay Skrillex.    11. Coffee      George Michael called,
he wants his 5 o’clock shadow and incredibly obvious gayness
back       What you are really seeing is Joe Jonas sneaking away
as Seal is having a fit that someone touched his nail polish
remover.    13. lori      He