"Drunk History" premieres at 9 p.m. Ct July 9 on Comedy Central.
My high school history teachers would not approve. On "Drunk
History" (9 p.m. CT July 9, Comedy Central; 3 stars out of 4),
comics guzzle large amounts of alcohol before retelling
historical incidents while comic actors lip-sync their every
mispronunciation, slurred word and digression.  It's epic,
hilarious and totally tasteless. But "Drunk History" is not for
the reverent—or teetotalers for that matter. (If you don't find
overserved individuals slightly amusing, look away!)  Creator
Derek Waters and director Jeremy Konner are bringing the concept
they launched on Funny or Die to Comedy Central for eight half-
hour episodes, kicking the party off Tuesday with three stories
set in Washington.  In the first, a wasted Matt Gourley blunders
through the story of 1970s Watergate reporter Bob Woodward
(Nathan Fielder) and how he met his secret source, who became
known as Deep Throat (Fred Willard). Although funny, the
connection between narrator and a