Wait, what?   Finally, a Toilet Motorcycle  Japanese toilet
maker TOTO has finally found the solution for when you want to
look cool forever, instead of look cool right up until you have
to step off your hog, take off your leather jacket, and use the
bathroom: The toilet motorcycle. The toiletcycle hybrid is
designed to run entirely on human waste, so if riders choose to
wear underwear with the flap in the back and drink a ton of
coffee while riding, they’ll enable Easy Rider status forever.
Sadly, TOTO didn’t choose to call the bike “the toiletcycle,”
and instead named it “Toilet Bike Neo,” making it an anime
series or video game sequel.  Along with consuming your waste
and turning it into making you cool since you now ride a
motorcycle, the toiletcycle uses residual light imagery to write
messages in the air as you ride, as well as plays music to
“entertain spectators.” Why anyone would spectate someone
powering a motorcycle by using its toilet is beyond me. The
toiletcycle is going on a one month journey a