A. Daniel Stark sent the following letter (response sent from
mail@cartalk.com).  The problem with drivers today is neither
the speed or the enforcement. The problem is we have no sense of
community on the highway. I, too, get annoyed with people
driving in the left lane at or below the speed limit. However, I
find the idiot wanting to use the left lane to see how fast he
can accelerate his car before suffering severe nosebleeds to be
an even greater annoyance. Why can't we just realize it takes a
village to make us responsible members of the highway community?
To foster this idea, I propose that we replace the need for
highway police by giving each and every driver a sufficient
supply of suction darts that can be used to identify a stupid or
annoying driver. As we drive down the highway and witness rude
or stupid behavior on the part of a fellow driver, we simply
roll down the window and shoot a dart at the offending vehicle.
Inspection plazas will be installed at appropriate intervals
where each car is qu