Learn How To Talk Like A Pirate  Arrgh mateys! 'Tis
International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and you must learn the
pirate alphabet to communicate with your fellow buccaneers.
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth? He gARRRRgled!
How much does a pirate charge for corn? A buck an ear!  Johnny
Depp Pirates of the Carribbean  Talking like a pirate may not
come naturally to you, what with your proper English learned at
a real school (pirates only attend the School of Hard Knocks)
but here are some tips on how to land the pirate lingo, courtesy
of yarr.org.uk    • "Double up on all your adjectives and you'll
be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak
of 'a big ship', they call it a 'great, grand ship!' They never
say never, they say 'No nay ne'er!'"   • "Drop all your g's when
you speak and you'll get words like 'rowin'', 'sailin'' and
'fightin'.' Dropping all of your v's will get you words like
'ne'er', 'e'er' and 'o'er'."   • "Instead of saying 'I am',
sailors say, 'I be.' Instead