Tuesday, May 31, 2011  The Children Are Losing It Advisory
System  Today I'm over at Rants from Mommyland, one of my
favorite blogs ever, identifying the stages of tantrums, from
the happy-happy Code Green all the way up to the horror that is
Code Red.     Check out the rest of the post at Rants from
Mommyland: The Children Are Losing It Advisory System!  Tuesday,
May 24, 2011  Brilliant Disaster: Kindergarten Open House  ﻿Holy
sensory overload, Batman. Last night we had the Kindergarten
Open House for the school Little Dude will attend in the fall.
The event was attended by approximately 5.8 million other
children, their parents, and their siblings.  It's the same
kindergarten that all three of our daughters went to, so it was
a lovely little trip down Memory Lane, at least until we took a
wrong turn down Meltdown Alley. As a bonus, we took the scenic
route along Adderall Is Wearing Off Trail.  Obviously, from
there we turned directly onto the Early Bedtime So Mommy Doesn't
Blow Her Stack Turnpike.  Actually