That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will
comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long
defense against someone who may have said something offensive.
This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when
in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with
no social life. Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day.
Nothing is right :("  Random person: "You always complain. Go
kill yourself"  Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for!
It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but
I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something
like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you
can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking
you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone
to step in? I would. So I did."  You (in your head): "Oh here we
go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News
flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still
be a virgin