Saturday, May 12, 2012  Good Times At My House! (Can you hear
the sarcasm?)  I have had a HELL of a week. Power tools were
involved. And sewage. I drank a lot of vodka last night. It was
well-earned.  It's been fun.  On Monday, I was trimming the
hedges. Now, I'm normally VERY careful when I use power tools.
Being cut by anything with a motorized blade just does not sound
like fun for me. Don't worry, folks, it's not that bad. It's
only my fingers. I'm still not quite sure what happened. I ended
up slicing through the skin on two of my fingers - it bled a
lot. The hedge trimmers spent the night outside. Honestly, it
could have been worse. They will heal and I have not lost the
use of my fingers.  Ok, so could my week get any worse than
that? Gee, funny you should ask!  I have known my roots needed
auguring for about a week now. I just put things off, the backup
in the basement wasn't that bad. So, Thursday I called Rick's
Sewer Service here in Fort Wayne. He came out, tried his machine
(apparently, did a shit