Free Porn  Remember those old porn dialers?  Back in the dark
ages when everyone had dial up modems and burnt witches at the
stake, con artists would distribute ‘free porn’ on the internet
through dialer programs.  To access the porn, you’d download a
program that rang a specific number using your modem.  While the
porn was free, the phone number your modem was calling was a
premium, high toll number and you ended up getting stung on your
phone bill.  That swindle is dead since no one but nannas uses a
dial up modem any more. (and nannas don’t download porn, what
with being dead from the waist down)  However, the new millenium
version hits the Smartphone.  Owners of Iphones who jailbreak
their handset, overriding the Apple controls, are being hit with
offers of “Free Porn Via Java”.  They download the free, non-
approved, application which, then sends a text message to a
premium text service.  You end up signed on for a premium
account, with no chance of ever being able to unsubscribe
because, in most cases, p