Massive Dubstep Concert Cancelled Because Teenagers Don't Know
How To Drink or Take Drugs  "Dubstep" (or EDM) is generally
terrible music beloved by America's teenagers. These children go
see their favorite DJs in arenas or at festivals, where they
chug liquor out of water bottles and/or take various forms of
MDMA and whatever else gross adult drug dealers sell them. The
problem is that teenagers don't understand how to take drugs
without nearly killing themselves, which means that things like
this happen at events like Haunted Coliseum at the Nassau
Coliseum.  Around 11:15 p.m., just over an hour after the party
had begun, police officials, responding to numerous reports of
dangerously intoxicated attendees, shut down the event. Rumors
on Twitter described a scene of chaos, including reports of
brawls, stabbings, and at least two fatalities, but according to
Nassau County Police, the reality was more prosaic.  "Basically
what happened was they had numerous [reports of] approximately
100 concertgoers that wer