"Just curious why do you lie in your public posts, yet try to
sound so reasonable in emails? Answer is on the record of
course." — Blogfather Dave Winer, in a not-very-private email to
Valleywag writer Tim Faulkner. Tim's reply: "That's just how I
roll, Dave. How do you manage to sound so unreasonable all the
time, in every conceivable medium?"