Saturday, April 18, 2009  Random Word Writing Contest #6  Write
a paragraph or two using the following random words:  bookmark,
scorpion, moon, pulpit  (or any other form of creatively written
expression.) Just be funny, clever and theological... and give
your piece a TITLE. The winner will be announced on April 24th
and will be awarded a Calvinistic Cartoons Excellence in Random
Word Writing Award. Hang it on your wall or use it as a
placemat!     1. How the Monk Became a Predestinarian      The
moon arose;     it was getting late     as the young monk
pondered     Romans 8:28.      Across the pulpit     a Bible was
sprawled     o’er which a scorpion     stealthily crawled.
The monk understood,     slammed the book and said, “Hark!
What once was evil     has become a bookmark!”    2. Good one! I
might have to opt out on this contest. :)    3. I think I can
predict who will win this round!    4. This is good on so many
levels. I laughed, I cried because I laughed so hard- it moved
me.    5. Excellent