Celebrity Boxing Will Save Celebrities, and BoxingS  Jon
Gosselin needs a job. Boxing needs a savior. Michael Lohan
(pictured!) needs someone to fight. Do we smell the sweet aroma
of cultural convergence?  Once you've fallen way the hell down
the celebrity Z-list to the point that there's really no place
for you in the traditional "entertainment" venues per se, and
you're not attractive enough to make an appealing sex tape, but
you can't imagine getting a real job, that other way of selling
your body—boxing—starts to make sense. Michael Lohan is doing
it! And the same wacky dudes promoting the "Hollywood Bad Boy
Michale Lohan Vs. Future Star Actor Delco's Bobby Dolan" fight
this Saturday at the Airport Ramada in Essington, PA, are also
issuing poorly proofread press releases challenging Jon Gosselin
to show up and fight—"Lohan is being Backed for this Challenge
by Frank Perry the owner of Frankies Steaks and there will be a
contract awaiting Gosselin if he shows."  Put aside your knee-
jerk revulsion and think