Not Another Teen Movie  Bomb Rating:   This film is actually
worse than a lot of the films it parodies.  Frankly, I can't
even remember this movie, though I did see it. It was a few
weeks ago -- an early preview that happened because a couple of
the actors from the film were coming to town for interviews.
Best as I can recall, it's a parody of a parody of teen movies.
What I remember most vividly is a queasy feeling familiar to
everyone who's ever seen a bad parody. It's that sense that
every joke the movie attempts could have been done better. It's
that sense that if the filmmakers had just spent five extra
minutes on the line or the shot, it would have been funnier.
It's that sense that the time you just spent watching this
amateurish fiasco would have been better spent sniffing paint in
the alley behind the theater.  "Not Another Teen Movie" is
directed by Joel "Not Another MTV Director" Gallen who's credits
include the short parody films during the "MTV Movie Awards"
and... uh... did we mention the short