Car-Hungry Rabbits Are Devouring Cars In Denver, Fox Urine May
Be The Answer  I almost made the headline "Ravenous Rabbits
Ravage Rides" but I thought the location was important, and I
couldn't think of a nickname for Denver that begins with "R."
But that doesn't matter. Because nothing matters when freaking
rabbits are eating your car.  The prey of these oil-lusting
bunnies are the plump, sweet, delicious insulation on a car's
ignition wires. A cunning and hungry rabbit can usually get
access to them from below the car, and the high-voltage nature
of the lines means that these wires have thick, chewy insulation
coatings.  Part of the blame needs to go to the manufacturers,
who shouldn't be making them so goddamn scrumptous in the first
place.  Efforts are being taken via revised fences with perches
for hawks and other birds-of-prey, who I assume are under
contract with the Denver Airport Authority to help deal with the
rabbit problem.  A more interesting solution is to coat the
wires with fox or coyote urine