A Few Quirks in My Matrix  1. I honestly don’t even know if that
title makes sense, but it seems pretty rad. 2. I crunch ice all
day. I’m sorry, oh great dentist of mine, but its true.
Eventually, you’ll be seeing me for a cracked tooth. 3. I use a
straw when I crunch ice. I am all out of my favorite neon-
colored bendy straws, so today, I have to use a plain white
straw with a [...]