 Cracked Columnists  9 Types of Job that Will Destroy Your Soul
#4. The Lie Bot  Also Known As:  The job where you have to lie
right to people's faces, to make them buy things.  Some of you
immediately said, "What, like lawyers and politicians?" But
those are careers. Big, big difference. Those people choose
that, and went to school for it.  No, I'm talking about jobs.
The type of position you take just to pay the bills until you
can start your rap career.   For Example ...  Almost any sales
job, for one. Think about the poor bastard at Best Buy getting
paid hourly to pretend Monster brand cables aren't a scam. Like
working on cars? You'll be shocked to find how many repair shops
pressure you into padding the bill with bullshit repairs and
worse. Maybe you took a general customer service job at a phone
bank, but then they contracted out to some shady software
company that has you cold calling people to get them to buy some
malware-loaded bullshit that will "speed up their computer."
And while the "sleazy us