Well, I really enjoy holiday pieces. And since Christmas is all
of two days away, I figured I'd write one.  Summary: Will there
be peace on Earth and good will towards men this Christmas? Not
if the Daleks can help it!  Daleks found an overwhelming
majority of human activities completely illogical, wasteful, and
in need of swift and merciless extermination. Celebrating
holidays was just one more item on a list long enough to stretch
from the Sun to Alpha Centauri and back again. Despite their
insignificant spot on the sprawling list, few human activities
were more mind-shatteringly infuriating than celebrating
holidays. And among all the ridiculous holidays humans
celebrated around the world, the absolute, undisputed most
despised was Christmas.  Maybe it was the month and a half
marathon of Christmas music broadcast from seemingly ever
station in the world. After picking up thousands of
transmissions of Santa Baby and Do They Know It's Christmas, the
Daleks were ready to incinerate the whole planet. If human