Hey Britney! Shit your pants! It's all the rage!S  This poopy
pants trend is really beginning to fly!  Today a top former
bulimic catwalk model emerges from the poo-lined closet and
reveals her own, tragically pungent date with craptastic
destiny:  "The fashion industry loved me - I was a size zero but
I couldn't be skinny enough. I was getting all this work and
could fit into the trousers they wanted me to, it was addictive.
Only some former lingerie clients in London told me I was too
thin.  I was sick at any opportunity. I was once so sick on a
flight that I blocked the plane's toilets. Then around two years
ago, I was on holiday with my family in Dubai. I had bad
diarrhoea and I couldn't hold it in because my body had packed
up. My dad had to carry me to the toilet with a towel over me.
I will never forget it because it was one of the humiliating
moment of my life.  Well. Quite. Bad enough to shit yourself in
public, but to do it in front of your dad. Ech.  [Poopy pants
goes international.] [Poopy pants.