Ye Booke of Microsoft   1 And there came two customers to
Microsoft at even; and Ballmer sat in the gate of Redmond: and
Ballmer seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself
with his face toward the ground; 2 and he said, Behold now, my
lords, turn in, I pray you, into my house, and tarry all night,
and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your
ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in your offices all
night. 3 And he pressed upon them greatly; for he did warn them
that the offices of Redmond were places of ill repute; where
salesmen did quaff the neat vodka and did have sex in the loos.
He made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they
did eat. 4 But before they lay down, the staff of the company,
even the men and women of Redmond , compassed the house of
Ballmer, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 and they called unto Ballmer, and said unto him, Where are the
men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us,
that we may party with