America: Where It&#39;s Okay to Regulate Women, But Not Guns
Will yesterday's tragic and terrible mass shooting in Washington
DC finally jolt elected officials to pull their heads out of
their holsters and start considering some real gun control like
human beings with feelings that extend beyond a desire to secure
the AK-fellating firearm hoarder vote? To answer my own
rhetorical question — hahahahahaha no. Call me cynical, but as
others have pointed out, if a classroom full of dead kids in
Newtown can't convince Washington to act, then it's unlikely
that a cafeteria strewn with dead adults will. Besides, how
could we possibly expect the government to control guns when
they're so busy with more pressing issues, like trying to defund
Obamacare, naming Post Offices, and — MOST IMPORTANTLY —
regulating uteruses?  The man behind the shooting is ex-Navy
Reservist Aaron Alexis, who killed 12 people before he was shot
and killed by police. The perpetrator, who was working as a
military contractor, entered the secur