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Got Braces? 10 Comebacks For the Haters!  By Laura Etheredge  If
you’re lucky enough to have braces, you’re also lucky enough to
have some gap-toothed fools mocking you for it. The joke’s on
them, though—in a minute your teeth are going to be razor-
straight and bling-sparkle white, and suddenly your hair will
flow and sexy-tumble of its own accord, as demonstrated in oral
hygiene ads. It shall be most awesome. In the meantime, here are
a few comebacks to snipe your way through the ugly high noon of
the braces wasteland.  1. I so look forward to discussing this
formative moment at our 10-year reunion!  2. Yeah, my brother
tells that joke all the time. He's seven. You guys would totally
get along.  3. Sorry, I didn’t catch a word of that—say again,
but this time enunciate.  4. Oh, so you ARE leaving yours like
that. We were wondering.  5. Yeah, you’re right, they totally
suck. They’re literally the only thing keeping me from being
able to pass thou