By The Grace of Jersey God, Vinny's Back on Jersey ShoreS  Some
of you may recall that last week, Vinny flounced out of the
Jersey Shore house in a tornado of feelings. Well, this week,
the Jersey Shore cast probably took way too much luggage on
their crusade to Staten Island to beg their remarkably
unremarkable compadre to return. Sort of like how Shia LaBeouf
needs to be convinced to help fix all those robot problems in
Transformers 3, except the cast of Jersey Shore is unfortunately
not a mechanical race of aliens and that scene in Jersey Shore
when Snooki throws up is better than Transformers 3. [ONTD][TMZ]
• Audrina Patridge looks dead behind the eyes on the cover of
FHM, which makes her the dream woman for FHM's dead-between-the-
ears readers. [ONTD]   • Duke Bill and Duchess Lovelylocks are
in California, where she watched him play in a polo match and
then they walked the red carpet before the BAFTA awards gala and
it was all very fancy but also magical, exactly the same as a
fairy tale from a Disney