Wednesday, July 18, 2007  Just silliness - colonoscopies  I
don't know how old this is - I'm always the last to get jokes,
so maybe everyone else has read this. But a friend sent it to
Dean today, and I thought it was really funny, so here it is:
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam
were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following
are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male)
while he was performing their colonoscopies:  1. "Take it easy,
Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!  2. "Find
Amelia Earhart yet?"  3. "Can you hear me NOW?"  4. "Are we
there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"  5. "You know,
in Arkansas , we're now legally married."  6. "Any sign of the
trapped miners, Chief?"  7. "You put your left hand in, you take
your left hand out..."  8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!  10. "Hey Doc, let
me know if you find my dignity."  11. "You used to be an
executive at Enron, di