1. Run them through an app like ColorMania to make them all cool
with bricks or steel or to give your grip and grin a grungy or
old-timey feel.  2. Eat mushrooms*, return in 40 minutes for up
to six hours of intense photo enjoyment.  3. Recognize strength
in numbers; collect them all in a classy leather-bound flip book
to present to your friends on social occasions. They will be
impressed.  4. Craft a heartfelt and literary essay to accompany
the photo, thus disguising the fact that you really just wanted
people to know you caught a big-ass honking fish.  5. Choose not
to take the picture, denying its right to existence except in
the parallel universe where you completed the act of taking it,
thereby altering the multiverse on a profound metaphysical
level.  *(Keep it together by putting “Mountain Jam” from At
Fillmore East on repeat. This also applies to tip five.)