Julian McCullough - Break Up    • Season 2 , Ep 0204   •
07/05/2007   • Views: 17,359  Breaking up is complicated. (3:22)
Oh, thank you.Thank you, lady and dude.  Um, so...  We'd been
going outfor two years,  and when you've been going outfor that
long, uh,  the breakup is complicated.  You can't do it, first
of all,the day you decide to do it.  Nobody is that mentally
awesomethat they can pull that off.  It takes days, sometimes
weeksof mental preparation  to break up with somebody.  Have you
ever completelybroken up with somebody  in your own head  and
you kind of forgetto tell them for a few days?  'Cause it feels
fantasticand you don't want to ruin it.  They always figure it
out.  They're like,"What's going on?!"  You're like,"You're
still here?"  So I said that the other night,  and this couplein
the front row,  the girl cracked up like  it was the funniest
thingshe ever heard.  Her boyfriend was like,"What? I don't get
it.  What's going on?Why is that so funny?"  I was like,"Dude,
you got two days.  Y