1. Tony Deyo Stand-Up 09/09/13  Tony Deyo Stand-Up 09/09/13
Tony thinks that the term "Genius Bar" is a misnomer for people
that work at the mall next to a Cinnabon.   Conan: Please
welcome the very funny Tony Deyo! [Cheers and Applause] Tony
Deyo: Thank you very much. I am very excited to be here. I will
tell you guys a little about myself as far as a comedian. I was
a school teacher and my favorite story from teaching school,
this kid was being expelled and his dad told me he wasn't
worried about it because Albert Einstein was expelled from
school, too. Yes, sir, that is because Einstein was smarter than
everyone else and he couldn't handle it. Your kid is being
expelled for flapping his Weiner out the bus window. Tony Deyo:
They had taken two different paths in life. When I have a day
off on the road, I like hanging out in the big bookstores.
Whenever I go in there, I always run across the series of books
called for dummies. They have everything. Gardening for dummies,
interior design for dummies. I saw a