Beckham plays a blinder  Talking sense: David Beckham appeals to
fans David Beckham is a gift to sarky humorists. What with the
sarong, the pink lipstick, and the silly voice, you simply can't
go wrong. So you might think I'd be itching to mock Becks' plea
to England fans not to misbehave during the Serbia and Slovakia
games. "Do it in a nice way," he said. Hardly Winston Churchill,
is it?  Then there's the whole hypocrisy issue. How can
England's captain tell the fans to behave themselves when he
leads a squad filled with boozing, scrapping, shagging, weight-
throwing, arrogant yobs? How dare the FA beg for decency now,
when their first reaction to the dismal behaviour of England
fans in Slovakia was to blame it all on poor security and
provocation by the locals?  But this time, I'm on Beckham's
side. He's one of the good guys. And the scum who claim to love
our national team are nothing but bad.  Beckham may be rich, but
only because he has worked hard to master his chosen trade. He's
not sat around asking f