Inside The Dirty Dreary Mindrape Of Paul JankaFor those of you
who haven't met him, Biblically or otherwise, last week we
introduced you to the greatest Casanova of all time, Paul
"Jenkem" Janka. One of our intrepid readers took it upon
themselves to begin a textual relationship with him. Something
we learned is that Janka plays "Would you rather..." quite well
and once did it with a dude. WHAT FOLLOWS ARE WORDS THAT ARE NOT
SAFE FOR WORK. Or society.  [13:41] Paul: sex is more exciting
if a woman isn't entirely comfortable, i've found  [13:41] Paul:
comfortable, gf sex is nice  [13:42] Paul: but it doesn't have
that animal battling that occurs  [13:42] Paul: it's an act of
domination really  [13:53] Sarah: would you rather never be able
to sleep with anyone again but morbidly obese people, or eat a
salad where the dressing was your dad's semen  [13:53] Paul:
latter  13:54] Sarah: would you rather have your 5th grade
science teacher sit and watch you have sex and do a play-by-play
commentary, or have your gra