 Cracked Columnists  4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not
Have Been  Do you want a hot body like your favorite Hollywood
star? Would you settle for second favorite? Third? Look, how
about you tell me where LaToya Jackson ranks in your top 10 and
we'll go from there. The aerobics VHS tape is apparently some
trial that every celebrity must go through, and after years of
research and $1.96, I've tracked down the four worst.  #4.
LaToya Jackson's Step Up Workout (1993)  Years ago, amateur
Indiana biochemists went through the Jackson's garbage in an
attempt to create a second Michael out of food scraps and
discarded maxi pads. LaToya Jackson was the shrieking and
unkillable result of that experiment. Do not be fooled by LaToya
Jackson's timid Michael Jackson impersonation -- it will use
your bones to build its nest.  When LaToya raises her voice,
local cats go into a blood frenzy, so she doesn't actually lead
the workout. The routine is led by National Step Champion and
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