View Full Version : 7 types of sex  02-09-2006, 11:45 AM  Two
men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Social Security
sex?"          A man was in a terrible accident, and his
"manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured
him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but
that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was
considered cosmetic.      The man answered, "She'd rather
remodel the kitchen".     The husband yells, "When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As
Ever'."  "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
One night a 87 yr old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92
yr old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and
ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor
apartment...killing him instantly.  Brought before the court on
charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say
in her defence.  She beg