Monson: From the NFL, a rule all men should understand
Published November 27, 2012 2:57 pm   There are certain things
you don't do in sports, and one of them is what Ndamukong Suh
did to Matt Schaub during the Texans-Lions game on Thanksgiving.
You don't kick a man in the tenders.  You don't fling a cleat at
a man's coin purse.  You don't give new dimension to the word
foot-ball.  You just don't.   It's simply understood. It's
written in the stars. It's written in every locker room in
America. It's written in every locker room from Tallahassee to
Timbuktu. It's written into the consciousness of every male
athlete who ever lived, who ever played. It's man code. You
avoid the danger zone at all costs. So let it be written, so let
it be undone.   Great balls of fire!  I never use exclamation
points because it's overkill — it's like swinging a sledgehammer
to smash a gnat.   Great balls of fire!!!!!!!  There were two
football fans, alongside three others, in the room watching the
same game who thought what Suh