If THQ Gets Its Way I'll Be Dead in Five Days  First THQ's media
relations folks send me a furry hat that's too small for my
head. Now they've signed my death warrant.  In honor of next
week's release of Darksiders 2, THQ got some lovely folks in
Pakistan (it says so on the sticker on the bottom) to jinx the
living hell out of my life expectancy. The laws of irony are at
their most powerful in my household; I'm not sure they could
resist a farcical death date inlaid in gold on a miniature
genuine marble/onyx headstone.  If I don't show up for work on
Tuesday, someone please train my children to become deadly
assassins so they can one day exact bloody revenge. That is if
THQ doesn't go under thanks to all the money being spent on
threatening my life.