Diary of a Mad County  Photo by F. Scott Schafer/FOXWEDNESDAY
Sept. 15 Congressional comic relief Dana Rohrabacher
(R-Huntington Beach) proposes a constitutional amendment that
would allow foreign-born people who've been U.S. citizens for at
least 20 years to run for president because this is one of the
pressing problems in a country with rising poverty and crime,
not to mention increasing amounts of quag in which our armed
forces are mired in Iraq. "It is time we amend the Constitution
to remove an archaic provision that was originally designed to
keep the nobility of foreign countries from meddling in American
democracy," said Rohrabacher, referring to those poor,
unfortunate foreign-born rich people who, to this day, are
marginalized in our democracy to the point that all they can do
is own the Fox Network and run the state of California. That's
what all this is about, of course. Rohrabacher is plowing the
field for moderate Democrat Arnold Schwarzenegger—who calls
himself a Republican because of the under