US Border Patrol in Arizona Detains 96-Year Old Former Arizona
Governor, Who Just Happens to Be HispanicS  US Border Patrol
Agents in Arizona celebrated America's then-upcoming birthday in
the best way they know how: by being Constitution-abusing dicks.
96-year old Raul Castro, who served not only as Governor of
Arizona (the only Latino governor Arizona has ever had, natch)
but also a former US ambassador to Bolivia, El Salvador and
Argentina, was on his way to a birthday party last month when he
was detained by the Border Patrol for an estimated 30-45 minutes
at a check point 22 miles away* from the Mexican border for
giving off "possible" trace levels of radiation. Even after
being told who Castro was and that the radiation was most likely
from a medical procedure Castro received the day before, the
Border Patrol insisted that the former Governor, who was wearing
a suit, leave his air-conditioned car and stand inside a
roadside tent, in temperatures nearing 100 degrees, while they
tried to determine exactly