Hell's Kitchen  Episode Report Card Monty Ashley: C+ | Grade It
Now! Holy Crocamole!  Gordon Ramsay's Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 32
Contestants' Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 20 Quotes from The Muppet
Movie stylishly laced into this recap: 1  We pick up exactly
where we were at the end of last episode, with everybody on the
red team hating Suzanne. Up in the dorms she basically begs for
forgiveness, and the best Ariel can do in response is to tell
her to act nicer to her teammates. See, it means more when Ariel
complains about Suzanne, because she hasn't shouted at me for
nine episodes like Tennille has.  Challenge time! Chef Ramsay
talks about how great the French are and then assigns each team
to make four crepes: breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert. Oh,
man, I could go for a crepe right now. I was in line for a crepe
a couple of days ago, but it was taking too long so I went
somewhere else and now crepes are all I can think about. [I
think that's why the Soviet Union failed: long crepe lines. -
Zach] Gordon tries to