I thought the cat-ear-hair-accessory trend couldn't get any
weirder than the bridal cat veil, but now they've gone and found
ways to make the whole cat-ear thing a little stupider. Here are
five cat-ear mash-up hair accessories the world never needed:
There's the Bibi Yoko Pvc Cat Ear Hat, a rain hat that would
keep approximately 15 percent of your hair dry AND make you look
ridiculous at the same time:  And the CA4LA pear-embellished
hairband, because you're not just a kitty, you're a lady kitty:
How about the cat-ear, fascinator mashup by Etsy seller
lune2011:  Now, to be fair, this garter-belt furry-cat-ear
headband is labeled as a Halloween costume, but I can't for the
life of me figure out what you'd be dressing up at. As cat that
got in to someone's lingerie drawer?  Then there's this mash-up:
The flower-crown/cat-eye combo.  Seriously, what?  I'm not going
to pretend to get these things. I'll just beg you not to wear
them. At least not in public. Unless it's raining and you want
that 15 percent of yo