Ain't It Cool News (  DOCTOR WHO Dreadful'' What, Where and
Why''  I am – Hercules!!  First we get word that the SciFi
Chnnael turned down the U.K.'s new "Doctor Who," finding it
lacking.  Now we’ve our own first two appraisals, and the news
doesn't get any better.  “Bottom line: Excrement,” says one
reviewer. “It feels nothing, nothing like Doctor Who, more like
a cheap sitcom.”  “The main fault is in the script,” notes the
other, “Sure, it does a great job in introducing the Doctor and
Rose but that's just about all it does.”  We begin with
“Davros”:  Hi Herc, just saw the pilot ep of the new Doctor Who
show. If you decide to run this, call me "Davros"  Doctor Who
Pilot - "Rose"  Alien plastic creature invades London causing
mannequins and plastic rubbish bins to come alive and attack
people. Yes, seriously.  My take: From the cheap opening credit
sequence to the hammy and frequently inaudible dialog it feels
like a fan-produced parody of the original series. Cheap
production values and muddled, silly plott