My penis is like my 94 oldsmobile cutlass. It' getting older,
but runs like a dream. It can satisfy over 4 people at once, and
has a good reputation from previous encounters with it.  My
penis is like a 1986 Volvo 240 that's been garaged all its life
by someone who hopes it'll gain value. If it were actually used
as a car it would be stupendously reliable, safe for those using
it, sufficiently powerful but not any more than necessary, and
would be able to go 300,000 miles on only basic maintenance, so
it's a damn shame that it's not actually used.  On second
thought, mine is more like the Ford Model T. It takes some hand-
crank action to get the thing moving.  My penis is like a
Pontiac Grand Prix: Wider is better.  My penis is much like the
Oscar Meyer wiener-mobile, in that it looks somewhat like a
penis and many people find it humorous to look at.  My vagina is
like an Ariel Atom, small and THE BEST THING EVER!  My vagina is
like a camry as well: friendly, attractive, and reliable.  My
penis is like an Esco