Tory jeers fall on deaf ears  Heavens, was it only a month ago
that David Cameron promised to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with
Gordon Brown to solve our economic problems? Well, that didn't
last long. Yesterday the prime minister reported on his trip to
Washington for the G20 summit. If he had come back clinically
insane, dressed as the back half of a pantomime horse, he could
not have attracted more derision from the Tory benches.  "What
is making this a worldwide crisis," Mr Brown said, "is a problem
that started in America."  "Noooo!" howled the Tories. Mr Brown
clearly enjoyed this reaction, because he said much the same a
few moments later: "... as epitomised in the subprime crisis,
which started in America," he said, and once again the Tories
bayed like werewolves seeing the moon go behind a cloud.  There
was, he claimed, a worldwide consensus to do what he wanted to
do. All political parties agreed, "with only a few exceptions,"
he said, glowering at the Tories.  The Opposition claimed to be
outraged. T