NEW YORK— As evidenced by the hundreds of newspaper clippings of
various presidential candidates glued to his bedroom walls and
ceiling, Vietnam veteran Dale Patrick Seaver, 52, is clearly an
informed voter. But after watching over 50 debates, countless
speeches, and nonstop campaign coverage at "all hours of the
night," this presidential assassin has not yet decided who his
choice will be in November.  "Usually I know well in advance who
I want to win," the Bronx resident said while assembling his M40
United States Marine Corp standard-issue sniper rifle. "But
there are just too many good choices—a black man, a woman, and a
war hero who frequently advocates sending my brothers straight
back into death's cold embrace."  "This would be so much easier
if [John] Edwards was still running," Seaver added. "He has such
a nice smile and the angels told me through the radio that he
must be destroyed."  According to a CBS News /New York Times
poll, Seaver is not alone. Of the nearly 600 undecided assassins
who respond