A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving,
killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy
and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by
being so much better than it.  Here is a list of pirate
superpowers:  - The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as
illustrated in most cartoons/movies*  - The ability to morph
either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly  - The
ability to kick a ninja's ass  - Sink small islands with their
eyes  - Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the
need is dier*  - Whoop anyones ass at halo  - Legally buy
pirated dvds/cds/videos/music  - They are ALLOWED to run around
without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its
practically a law  - The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but
yes, even SPIDERMAN!!  - Summon a troop of purple flying hippos
to their aid in battle  For this reason and many more, i urge
you all   unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is! ME!
Capn' Bonbon *Best pirate ever* by Capn' Bo