Friday, May 22, 2009  Recipe #2: Nuclear Jambalaya  Hans Brix?
Oh No!  If I made this jambalaya any hotter, Hans Blix would
start nipping at my ankles and I'd need a concrete and steel
containment shield for my kitchen.  To get there:  1 lb. chicken
breast 1 lb. shrimp 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 onion, 1 tomato, 1
bell pepper, 1 clove garlic (all diced) 3 cups rice 5 cups water
3 tbsp. paprika 2 tbsp. Tony Chachere's Creole seasoning 2 tbsp.
Dale's  Rex's shrimp and crawfish boil and ground cayenne pepper
to taste. Here you have 3 options depending on how badly you
want to scorch your palate:  Alpha: 1 tbsp. cayenne, 2 tbsp.
Rex's.  Beta: 3 tbsp. cayenne, 6 tbsp. Rex's.  Gamma: Empty your
cayenne jar, add 1/4 cup Rex's, and wait for the IAEA to turn up
and demand inspections. Tell them to pack sand. The UN will be
angry with you, and they will write a letter expressing their
anger.   Sautee the onion and garlic in your pan. add the
chicken, shrimp, pepper, tomato, and spices. Simmer for 10-15
minutes. Add rice a