Larry Elder  Secretary: No, sir. It's pretty quiet out there.
MSNBC hired another white host.  Jackson: No, they're on our
side.  Secretary: Sorry, sir. Well, there's the black ho thing.
Jackson: The what?  Secretary: Hallmark put out a greeting card
encouraging graduates to take on the world, even the universe.
Jackson: And?  Secretary: Well, the computer chip inside the
card talks about "black holes."  Jackson: You mean as in black
holes in outer space?  Secretary: Yes, sir.  Jackson: So what?
Secretary: Well, a civil rights group called the card racist
because "black holes" sounds like "black hos."  Jackson: You're
kidding me.  Secretary: No, sir. They got the company to pull
the card.  Jackson: What moron said "black holes" in space
sounds like "black hos"?  Secretary: The NAACP, sir.  Jackson:
Anything else?  Secretary: Remember all those black women
murdered in Los Angeles over a period of 25 years?  Jackson:
Yes.  Secretary: They caught the guy.  Jackson: Fantastic. Is he
white?  Secretary: No, sir.