Written by jd Balderdash  Print this Topics: Texas, Rumsfeld
Friday, 20 January 2006  image for Bin Laden tape traced to
Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio "Now that you mention it,
that dude with the turban DID kinda resemble .. WHO's that tall
dude all over the news?"  "Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld
raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap
recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a
rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turban DID come in a while
back and "lay down some tracks". Lee told the agents, "He didn't
actually RAP nothin spectacular. He just sorta started ..
talkin. I figured that maybe this was some kinda NEW kinda 5th
Ward kinda rap he was rappin, him talk'n bout death and
destruction and killin and bust'n CAPS and all."  Houston Texas.
An infinite labyrinth of tunnels, mazes, Starbucks, bayous, rat
holes, mansions, ghettos, mega-malls, mini-malls, mega-mini-
malls, crack houses, sub-divisions, pawn shops, refineries and
neighborhood hood hoods is,