Photo: thesmokinggun.com  On Saturday night, 49-year-old Lendsey
Harbin of Gary, Indiana, and his wife, 40-year-old Delilha
Harbin, went to see THE ROCK'S new movie "Snitch" at a theater
in Portage, Indiana. After "Snitch" was over, the Harbins snuck
into a different theater to watch the zombie movie "Warm
Boies".  But a security guard spotted them and called the cops.
They were both arrested.  And even though movie tickets at the
theater only cost $6.75 . . . both of them have been charged
with a FELONY theft count.  Apparently in Indiana, ALL thefts
are considered felonies, even for people like the Harbins
without priors.  They are facing six months to three years in
prison. They say they were at a funeral all day on Saturday,
and, quote, "just were not thinking correctly".  -The Smoking
Gun