Chin Strap Beards  Chin Strap Beards are a thin line of facial
hair that runs from the portion of the scalp by the ear down
along the jaw line and around to connect with the other side.  A
simple equation  Just The Facts    1. May be more pervasive than
the Mullet   2. The thinner the Chin Strap the higher the level
of douche becomes   3. Can be seen paired with two fingered
gestures in pics posted on any number of social networking sites
Cracking The Strap  Growing a Chin Strap Beard is like cutting
off one testicle in favor of the smaller of the two. That is to
say that while it may be considered manly to grow facial hair,
choosing to grow a Chin Strap Beard is totally fucking gay.
Contrary to what a Chin Strapper may believe, no amount of gym
time, nutritional supplementation, Red Bull and vodka, body
spray, or steroids can hope to compensate for the damage a Chin
Strap Beard can do to actual masculinity better then the proper
application of a razor - or at least the growth of a decent
beard.  While growi