Vampire Diaries  Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: B+ | Grade
It Now! And Where Did That Get You? In a hurry? Read the
recaplet for a nutshell description!  Recapper: Okee dokee
artichokees. I'm trying something different this week.  Damon:
Is it that transcript style thing where we all have to tell our
stories?  Recapper: No, something more different. Differenter.
Damon: Differenter? And they pay you for this?  Recapper: Hush,
you. And since this isn't one of those transcript things, please
shoo.  Damon: Hey baby, I've been invited in. I can come and go
as I please.  Recapper: Don't make me turn on my sprinkler
system. I've loaded the pipes with Vervain.  Damon: I've been
taking a little every day to build up an immunity.  Recapper:
Yes, but as we saw when Stefan had Katherine down in the
dungeon, earlier this season. If you're doused with it, it's
still going to burn and temporarily disfigure you. It will be
brief, but it will be ugly, just the same.  Damon: Hmmmm. I'm
too pretty to be ugly, so let's cha