Right now, psychiatrists are feverishly debating over what to
include in the next revision of the Diagnostic and Statistical
Manual of Mental Disorders: the DSM-V, the psych bible. Among
the syndromes those experts may decide whether to include in the
latest edition is Peter Pan Syndrome, adults who long for youth
so powerfully they begin to act like eternal children. Think
Michael Jackson, who in naming his ranch Neverland, certainly
invited the diagnosis.  But most people with Peter Pan Syndrome
regress to pre-pubertal life, an age before the complications of
responsibility and sexuality. So what do we call what Rivers
Cuomo has? The Weezer frontman seems to be stuck in an eternal
puberty, forever 13-- confused, horny, hyperbolic, obsessed with
brand names. It's a characteristic that has always been at the
heart of Weezer, from "In the Garage" onward. But it's never
been more concentrated than on Raditude, which, from its goofy
name and cover art to its Mountain Dew-jacked sound and
melodramatic lyrics, is