  No Happy Ending for Gannett Reporters Past or Present  We all
know what would have happened if a BuzzFeed staffer had been the
one purchasing a legal ounce of “Blue Dream” in Colorado. We
would today be watching a split, comparative video contrasting
the high effects of legal vs. illegal marijuana.  Instead,
Trevor Hughes of the Fort Collins Coloradoan nonsensically
purchases $27 worth of legal Colorado weed and then, as agreed
with his reimbursing boss, takes it straight to a local
sheriff’s office to be destroyed. That’s just Cheech and wrong.
Exasperated reactions to this video have come far and wide. Over
on a certain Gannett-focused blog, an anonymous commenter
recalls an even better Gannett reimbursables scenario:  Many
years ago, before they were common, I was a news manager when we
heard whispers about our area’s first illegal massage parlor. A
massage was $15, but for another $10, the pitch went, you could
get “completely relaxed.” You think I could get any one of a
good sized group of male report