Story Name: Ixnay on the Bong  Rating: M / NC-17  Genre: Comedy
/ Romance  Pairing: Edward & Emmett (Edward & Heidi lemon)
Total Word Count: 10,377  Summary: Edward always dreamed of a
trip to Europe – but add younger brother Emmett to the equation
and it becomes his worst nightmare. Entry for the High Times
Contest.  A/N: Stephenie Meyer owns. I rolled and sparked for
them. But only somewhere legal.  Edward: somewhere over the
Atlantic Ocean  It's not worth it, Cullen. Think of your future.
Your family.  On second thoughts, don't think of your family.
Still, though. You have a lot to live for.  Nope. Internal
peptalk not working. I checked my watch for the ninety-fourth
time and continued to stare down at the flimsy implements in my
hands with longing.  The tinny repetitive beats blaring from his
earbuds, his moronic attempt at beatboxing along; even the sound
of him breathing was pissing me off by this point. I took a
measured breath, turning the gelatinous 'dessert' on my plastic
tray over on the exhale.