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navigation, search The current three-time World Champion
breakdances while his co-workers look on.  “Break Dancing? More
like "Broken Limb" Dancing.” ~ Oscar Wilde on the Break Dancing
craze  “If you break dance, who fixes it?” ~ A Nerdy Son of a
Duck on Break Dancing  Break dancing is a popular pastime
engaged in by many people all over the world. Break dancing
takes its name from the time period during which it is usually
performed, the coffee break. Historically, those who engage in
this office activity are called by one of several nicknames
including, but not limited to, donkey, hey you, or Hamlet. As
the name suggests, the break dancing involves simultaneously
breaking every bone in ones body (and the bones of everyone
around you, and everything around you made of glass, paper, and
q-tips), while removing your spine and using it as a whip. This
allows one to get funky to the beat(s).