Hannity and Sharpton (And Meatloaf)  This could either be the
most annoying thing on television or it could be the most
annoying and hilarious thing on television: Al Sharpton is your
Colmes-for-a-Day!  Sean Hannity, a thick-necked antisemite, has
a program on the Fox News Television For Women Network where he
used to abuse this smiley liberal comedian named Colmes for an
hour. But Colmes broke up with him, and so now Hannity needs a
new punching bag.  Well for one night that bag will be Al
Sharpton. Sharpton is a comic figure, not well-respected even by
many liberals, but the guy argues a bit more forcefully than
Alan, and he's also much smarter than Hannity. So it will not be
edifying television, and it will be soul-crushing, probably,
because crazed baby-farming congressmonster Michele Bachmann is
the other panelist, but next Monday we will probably see Al
Sharpton make Bachmann cry, or spit fire.  Also Meatloaf will be
there. That is not a joke because why would we ever make a joke
that absurd? No, Meatlo