Pumpkin Spice Is Still Total Bullshit  OMG, you guys! Pumpkin
spice season is almost over! Does that make you sad? Are you
crying? Well, drink your salty tears, fool, because that's all
you deserve for buying into this ridiculous lie that you've been
living since the first time you ordered a pumpkin spice latte.
That's right, A LIE. Pumpkin spice doesn't even have real
pumpkin and while we're at it, who's to say that we didn't stage
the first moon landing?  Alright, alright. While the moon
landing thing is a joke — is it? ;-( — the pumpkin spice thing
is real, meaning that it's very very fake. So fake, in fact,
that even the spice part of pumpkin spice is generally made up
of synthetic flavoring. Yeah, Starbucks — the world's largest
coffee chain — cannot afford to give us some goddamn nutmeg,
cinnamon and clove. Instead, they use lab-produced artificial
ingredients and most chumps don't even notice or care.  You
don't have to take my word for it. The New York Times did a
whole video about it. And this is fro