Have you been searching for a few phrases you can use to
describe your vagina without allowing "Satan to enter your body
and take control of your mouth"? Never fear.  Satirical website
Christwire.org is here to give you a few new words for your
arsenal. Feel free to tell me which ones you loved, hated, and
which ones he didn't mention that you're dying to show off.  I'm
all *whisper* vaginas *whisper*.  (Man, whispering the word
"vaginas" is way creepier than just saying it. Even in text.)
Christian Phrases For Vagina [BuzzFeed]