Suitcase Snowcone  My aunt presented me with a pile of old
clothes they were going to sell, and let me have my pick.   And
not the bitchin' yardsale kind of cool clothes you can find. It
was like, wool sweater, wool sweater, weird thing with a belt,
wool sweater.  Afterthought: Another one, the year the PS2 came
out, my mom was raving about getting me this SUPER AMAZING
AWESOME present, something that everyone wanted and it was hard
to get a hold of.  Christmas day comes around, and I am PUMPED.
Woo! Hop aboard the PS2 train!  My mom hands me a rather heavy
package, and excitedly chirps, "Here it is!!". I open it. It was
one of those robot dog things. It was hard to pretend that's
actually what I was excited about all along. Really, really
hard.   M&M-themed mouse and mousepad, because "We knew you were
into that computer shit."  Thanks, hillbilly cousins. I was a
computer science major at the time.   A friend of mine received
a TIN OF BEANS in his Christmas stocking back in 1996, he has
kept them as a mement