Microsoft Celebrates IE6's Death with T-Shirts  How do the
people responsible for IE6—a slow, buggy, security nightmare of
a browser—observe IE6's demise? With commemorative tees, of
course. If only IE6 were as clever as the piece of clothing
recognizing its overdue drift into oblivion.  The shirt, cooked
up by the Internet Explorer team, almost makes me a little sad.
And then I realize what death we're talking about, and that
these people are probably glad the desiccated corpse is blowing
away in the wind. Now let us pretend IE6 never happened and only
think about IE9. IE9 is all there has ever been. Everything is
OK. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. [Ed Bott]