Posted by PDF  Much as I hate Boris, this is fucking nonsense
According to the Centre for Social Cohesion (readers, can you
think of anything more 1984-esque and horrible than a Centre for
Social Cohesion?)  Mayor Johnson has managed to recall one such
incident from that era when a fellow club member, now a top city
lawyer, had thrown a plant pot through a restaurant window and
the police had been summoned:  â€œThe party ended up with a
number of us crawling on all fours through the hedges of the
botanical gardens, and trying to escape the police dogs.â€
Mayor Johnson did not escape arrest and, along with several
other club members also arrested, was obliged to spend the night
in police custody. â€œOnce we were in the cells we became
pathetic namby-pambiesâ€, said the Mayor.  Of course, the scale
of their misdemeanours does not begin to match that of Jimmy
Mizenâ€™s killer. But, then, unlike him, David Cameron and Boris
Johnson had had every advantage in life, including an Eton-
Oxford education.  No, it’s