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2011  The Puny Wars, also known as the Pwnic Wars, were a series
of conflicts beginning circa 264 BCE, between the ancient cities
of Rome, Carthage, and Des Moines, Iowa. Since then there have
been over 347 separate Puny Wars, the last one as recently as
April 2003, between Des Moines and pop singer Britney Spears.
The unprecedented length and persistence of the conflict, as
well as its name, stemm from the fact that the wars have all
been fought almost entirely by midgets, with occasional
mercenary assistance from friendly dwarves and several people
who are just really, really short. In the early years of the
conflict, the diminutive size of the combatants made it
difficult for spear-throwers and arc