The Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig  Once upon a time
there were three little wolves named What Big Eyes You Have,
What a Big Nose You Have and What Big teeth you have. But most
people called them by their nicknames: Eyes, Nose and Teeth.
They were friendly, happy-go-lucky whelps who loved to play in
forests and fields, enjoying the clean wholesome wonders of
nature. One morning, after visiting friends on the other side of
the hill, they returned to their favorite playground. The sight
that greeted them caused them to cry out in shock and disgust.
"What a filthy mess!" gasped Eyes.  "It looks like a garbage
dump," snorted Teeth.  "Worse than that," said Nose, holding his
nose. "The stench of urine, feces and vomit is overpowering.
Some crude monsters have made the whole field a stinking mud
hole."  "Monsters is right," said Eyes. "Only one group of
creatures could cause this much damage -- The Big Bad Pig and
his gang of slobbering swine.'  "Yes, this has to be the result
of one of their wild partie