Why (and How) Did Justin Timberlake Turn His Back on His Curly-
Haired Roots?S  Dear Justin Timberlake,  First of all, let me
take a second to offer up a belated congratulations on your
somewhat recent marriage. I was sad not to get an invite to the
wedding, but I understand — you have lots of friends, you
couldn't invite everyone and we've never met before. I forgive
you — we're cool — but I wanted to mention it straight off the
bat because I don't like being passive aggressive about things
and I bet you feel the same way because we probably have a whole
bunch of stuff in common. Anyway, now it's been addressed and we
can move forward with what's bound to be an extremely successful
friendship.   It's been great seeing you around so much these
days. Your stint on Fallon? Hilarious. Your "Mirrors" video?
Tears were rolling off my goddamn face. It's been a long wait
for this album and I — we — really appreciate all of the thought
and hard work that you put into. Still, there is this one thing;
this one teensy-we