Eric Wang Yeah, That'll Happen #19 My Experiments  They say
college is about experimenting, and trying new things. Things
like random sex, social smoking, competitive drinking, and
degenerate gambling. I think college is seeing how far long you
can go without bathing or wearing actual shoes before your
friends stage an intervention. So with that in mind, I've
conducted a series of experiments on myself for you to enjoy.
The Experiment: Determine what I'd look like with significant
amounts of facial hair. Reasoning: In the event that I'm (1)
magically without my trusty Mach 3, (2) magically stranded on
the special island on Lost that makes people's hair stay exactly
the same length, or (3) magically on a championship hockey team,
after I magically gain some semblance of athletic ability.
Outcome: Let's just say that things would be vastly different if
I were Hungarian. Menopausal women can grow more facial hair
than me. Evaluation: Ten days of not shaving later, no one
noticed. Damn.  The Experiment: Find the