Leon Saphanels   Known out in Real Life™ as Sean (or even S. C.)
Allen, Leon Saphanels is some sort of author, which is one who
fabricates fictional nonsense for the enjoyment of others. His
career as a writer began around the tender and juicy age of 11
or 12, when he penned the (hardly) epic work of fantasy "Sir
Drake and the Dragon." The original draft was a bloody swath of
violence and gore, but since the story was written for a 5th
grade fairy tale project, it quite obviously underwent heavy
revision at the hands of his teacher. The end result was... Just
as horrible as the original draft. Luckily, there exists only 2
or 3 printed copies in existence, so most people will never know
the horror of it. Oh, and the author illustrated it as well. Had
the governments of the world known of the book's existence, the
Geneva Convention would have been swiftly amended to ban the use
of "Sir Drake and the Dragon" as a form of "persuasion" during
wartime for being cruel, unusual and a blight upon mankind.  It
would be