Liverpool striker and alleged racist Luis Suarez capped off a
hat trick against Norwich City today with a ridiculous, stupid
strike from 45 yards out. We use the words "ridiculous" and
"stupid" here unironically. For him to take this shot with an
nearly open pitch in front of him (and teammate Steven Gerrard
in an even better position) is actually ridiculous, and actually
stupid. If this was a video game, the in-game announcer would
launch into extended (but mild) criticism.  Indeed, Gerrard
himself was ready to go after Suarez:  Steven Gerrard admitted
he was ready to give Luis Suarez a "b******ing" when he let fly
from 45 yards to complete a stunning hat-trick against Norwich.
(Note: ESPN has censored whatever word that is, for some reason.
It's probably "bollocking.")  Regardless, and as much as we hate
to admit it, Suarez has been outstanding coming off his ban;
he's also been ridiculous and stupid, but together those things
equal "entertaining." [Fox Soccer]