  The husband and son go camping  August 31, 2013 By SUMMER
WALLACE-MINGER , Weirton Daily Times  So the Long Suffering
Husband and Little Professor survived their Boy Scout hiking
trip. I didn't go because I don't sleep outside. Also, hiking,
bugs and a suspected lack of coffee breaks.  I knew they could
do it. Well, I hoped they could do it. I was crossing my fingers
a little - and going a lot crazy when I realized they were
outside cell service range. However, I showed self-restraint and
only texted a dozen or so times and left a handful of voice
mails.   Actually, he liked making his own meals and putting up
his "tent." (I was accused of sending too much food, but there's
no groceries in the middle of the primeval forest and I didn't
want my boys starving to death.)  He did hate carrying his gear.
I told him he should consider it practice for a future dystopia.
Some people send their kids to "Hunger Games" camps. Those
people are amateurs. In the apocalypse, the "Hunger Games" kids
are going to be brawlin