Note: This is humor, not meant to offend anyone. Being
Pentecostal, I take my beliefs seriously, but I still think this
is funny...  Most fans can't pass up a Sunday without tuning in
at least one game. To those who do not understand, I give you
this:  Football as a Religion - the Basics  1. There are at
least 33 distinct denominatons, one for each team, and a general
congregation. Thirty-two of these groups are divided further by
belief (AFC or NFC), and by regions. Each regional group
consists of four denominations, who all have some dislike for
each other, even though they do sometimes support other
congregations when it benefits thier own. 2. Every Sunday during
the season, you will find interdenominational meetings taking
place. One is an evening service. Mondays are for special
interdenominational meetings. 3.The U.S. Supreme Court has
declared that employers must allow employees to attend religious
services. Since the attending or watching of these meetings
requires many distinct personal rituals such