Border security nails terrorist Macbook  Posted by Nigel
Constantine  Israeli border security takes no chances when it
comes to protecting citizens from sinisterly smug technology.
According to Engadget, the border police were so spooked by the
smooth lines and the shifty smugness of a shiny Macbook that
they riddled it full of bullets.  As you might expect, the
machine belonged to an American tourist who apparently had not
heard of any terror threats and thought that the West Bank was a
place you deposited cash.   She had just arrived from Egypt,
which has, since ancient times, tried to smite Israel a bit and
so was considered a bit of a threat.  She showed up at border
security and they told her to put down the mac and her bag while
they asked her a few questions.   Unfortunately leaving a bag
unattended at an Israeli airport is not the best of ideas,
particularly if you have just flown in from Egypt. Another guard
saw the evil Macbook and shot it three times before it stopped
moving.  Fortunately the hard