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with this guy?  Gerry "Buzzsaw" "Hacksaw" "Chainsaw" "Deathtoll"
"Manslayer" "Axemaniac" Cheevers was a demi-god who, appearing
in the form of a hockey goaltender, backstopped the Boston
Bruins to Stanley Cup victories in 1970 and 1972. Emerging from
the mythical and legendary Canada under suspicious
circumstances, he still holds several NHL records, most of them
involving violence of some kind. Known for his beer-drinking
abilities and his unusual choice of headgear, Gerry Cheevers is
one guy you don't want to fuck around with.  His trademark
goalie mask was the result of an errant puck which struck him in
the face during practice. As a joke, his trainer drew stitches
on the mask where Cheevers would have needed them had he not
been wearing it. Gerry found the mask so amusing and
intimidating that he continued this drawing s