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“Alright Russia, let's mess up all our icons and change our
music to opera!” ~ Peter the Great on Church Stuff  A great
dresser he was not.  For those without comedic tastes, the so-
called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about
Peter the Great.  Peter the Great (9 June [O.S. 30 May] 1672 – 8
February [O.S. 28 January] 1725) was czar of Russia from 1682 to
1725, when he died of laughter upon hearing the first ever two
cows joke. Peter the Great is best remembered for modernizing
and Europeanizing Russia, with the introduction of techno music,
beer, clogs, Open BSD and box-shaped automobiles.  He had a
moustache and was very tall. Peter hated men with beards and
women who didn't shave in the Western fashion. People who dared
to displease him were stuffed inside e