tagHumor & SatireThe Trouble with Sex  The Trouble with Sex
Hey everyone! Tonight, I'm going to be spending a good bit of
time talking about baby-making activities because my sister just
had a baby. She called me up the other day and said, "Sean, I
had a baby!" Had. As in past tense. As in there was a baby, but
there is not a baby anymore.  She tells me, "I had a baby!" Oh
really? What happened to it? Did you lose it? Were you playing
poker and threw it into the pot on a pair of tens? No, you HAVE
a baby. What you HAD was a big belly and an excuse to wake your
husband up at 2:00 am to go shopping for pickles. Those days are
gone.  So yeah. I'm going to be talking about sex, which is a
big step for me. I've always been really uptight about sex. I
didn't tell my girlfriend that we'd be doing it for a month
afterward. I wasn't looking forward to that conversation. That'd
just be awkward. Lucky for me, she's a pretty clever cookie and
she figured it out already. I was like, "baby-"  She took my
hand and said, "