look up any word, like cunt:  1 definition by Suehpla  1. Greek
river-God  Alpheus, also known as Alpheios (Ancient Greek:
Ἀλφειός, meaning "whitish"), was in Greek mythology a river (the
modern Alfeios River) and river-god.  2. River   3. Species of
shrimp  Alpheus is a genus of snapping shrimp of the family
Alpheidae. This genus contains in excess of 250 species, making
this the most species-rich genus of shrimp. Like other snapping
shrimp, the claws of Alpheus are asymmetrical, with one of the
claws enlarged for making a popping noise.  4. A learned chief/A
capable person His name is Alpheus and true to his name, he
leads an army of thousands. by Suehpla August 25, 2011