Holy Vibrators Make Sex A Religious Experience  When one thinks
of a devout religious couple in bed together — as one so often
does — giant, throbbing dildos and risqué lingerie aren't
usually part of the picture. But that's about to change, thanks
to a growing number of websites that have started selling
religion-approved sex toys. These smart God-trepeneurs have
figured out how to make money off the praying kind: by taking
regular sex toys and turning them into special holy sex toys!
Kind of like how its okay to drink the wine in church because
you pretend its Jesus blood. Except in this case the vibrators
and tubes of lube aren't receiving any kind of holy blessing —
they're just being put in different, less tit-and-cock-laden
boxes and described with less salacious copy.  This might sound
like the work of evangelical Christians — who are experts at
making money off of God — but it's actually happening across
most of the religious spectrum. Muslims, Jews, and Jesus-
worshippers of all kinds are joining this