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navigation, search  Anti-neutrones are a subspecies of neutrino
that collectively suffer from manic depressive disorder. It has
been found in studies that single anti-neutrinos are only
affected mildly by depression, but when larger groups are
gathered, or congregate, the depression factor increases
exponentially, affecting even larger creatures, such as
researchers, scientists, analysts, hulks, mutants, and anyone
else that would happen to end up in a research lab or near anti-
neutrinos. The depression factor of a single anti-neutrino,
though, is enough even to make regular neutrinos active. As it
goes against neutrino nature to be active, explosions soon
follow, taking out both the neutrino and the anti-neutrino, and
often several micrometers of space surrounding them.  edit
Initial Discovery  Anti-Neutrinos were initially discovered by
Irish poet James Joyce in 1903, who stumbled upon a swarm of
them, which soon led to his theorizing the existence