Hamburger Meat Spoils Drug Deal  The vegan philosopher Morrissey
tells us that "meat is murder," and for our vegetarian purposes
he's correct. But murder is also murder, which is why you can't
shoot your drug dealer even if he brazenly gives you hamburger
instead of weed.  Timethy Delarrance Morrison recently
discovered this simple fact of criminal law when he allegedly
shot and robbed a drug dealer who gave him a bag of meat,
instead of his requested bag of marijuana. Morrison, 22,
reportedly met the dealer at a gas station and accepted a paper
bag from him in exchange for $100. As the dealer drove off,
Morrison looked inside the bag, saw the meat, and began shooting
at the dealer's car. Police eventually caught up with Morrison
and found some weed on him already. Now he faces charges of
attempted murder, burglary, escape, possession of marijuana and
providing a false name to a law enforcement officer, and is
spending time in jail without bail.  It's rather unethical to
deceive your customers, but Morrison s