When Is a "Party 69" Jersey Appropriate?  The answer to that
question is almost certainly "never," but let's keep open the
possibility that this jersey is somehow acceptable in at least
one situation. Siths and absolutes, and all that. Still, we can
safely say that the hypothetically palatable "Party 69" jersey-
wearing situation is not a game between the Nationals and Reds.
Yet, here we are.  Now, Casanova at least has geography* on his
side—since the Orioles and Nats play less than 40 miles apart
from each other—but this just brings up another weird jersey
decision, one that many people make every day. Some people just
go to a game and wear any jersey, even for teams not currently
playing in that stadium. It's like they want you to know they're
definitely a fan of the sport, just not a fan of the two teams
they happen to be watching. It's not against the rules or
anything—there are no rules, we're talking about clothing—it's
just a strange thing to do.  This guy's strangeness has multiple
angles, though. He