Sunday, March 16, 2014 Inquirer Daily News  Oh, one more
thing...the world is still running out of oil -- have a nice day
Remenber all the talk a couple of years ago about "peak oil"?
Remember you how forgot all about it the minute that gasoline
dipped back below $ 3 a gallon? Remember how you used to believe
in the Easter Bunny and that the 2003-04 Red Sox weren't on
steroids? Well. now a top official of the world's most credible
energy authority is here to tell you that Santa Claus doesn't
exist:     Make fun of "Cash for Clunkers" (sure it could be run
a lot better -- just like most new ventures in the free market,
like the launch of Kentucky Grilled Chicken) and the need for
more serious energy conservation measures now, because you won't
be laughing in a few years. Meanwhile, we sit back in a daze
because it's true that speculators manipulated the oil markets
in 2008, creating an artificial price spike. There's an old
saying that just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that
someone's not out to get y