Originally written on Purple Jesus Diaries  |  Last updated
11/18/14 It's almost Christmas time, and if you haven't wasted
your money on the Minnesota Vikings fan in your life by
purchasing crappy Vikings shirts from the Purple Jesus Diaries'
Merchandise Shop, then you're clearly doing it wrong. If you
bought one of ours I can guarantee you that it will make an
adult human male giggle and prance like a youngling opening up a
GI Joe play set during a 1980's Christmas scene. YOUR LOSS,
DUDEBRO. If you ended up buying a DIFFERENT crappy Vikings
shirt, I can also promise you that you have ruined Christmas.
Flat out ruined it, because there's like a .017% chance that any
Vikings related merchandise you probably saw online and
purchased looks like a tinfoil dump. I don't know why this is,
why NFL merchandising people can't just design cool looking
apparel for fans to buy, but it's a fact. You're ruined
Christmas, your present to your Vikings' fan will soon become a
dishrag, and you should go cry into your mulled wi