Written by Gary Midgeley  Print this  Wednesday, 9 June 2010
image for Rooney's Odd Odds The only diving they're going to be
doing is straight into an ambulance  Bookmakers have cut the
odds on England star Wayne Rooney being sent off in the World
Cup after his referee rant during a warm-up game.  The striker
was booked for dissent during England's 3-0 victory over
Platinum Stars after allegedly saying "f*** off" to referee Jeff
Selogilwe.  Assistant boss Stuart Pearce had to quickly calm
Rooney by using a mixture of chloroform and old granny porn in
an attempt to save the striker from himself, but it's thought
the Man U star is starting to build up an immunity to this
approach as it's said this technique is frequently used by Alex
Ferguson.  As a result, Ladbrokes odds on Rooney seeing red were
slashed from 9/1 to 5/1, while Sky Bet made him 25/1 to get sent
off during the opening match with the US on Saturday. Other odds
are 50/1 that he will actually take someones legs clean off,
75/1 that he will make so