Saturday, October 09, 2010   How much change do people think a
taxi driver carries?  Some people seem to think i have unlimited
amounts of change!  The first 5 jobs i had last night all handed
me a £20 note for a £3 journey.  You can imagine the mood this
put me in having to run in to shops to buy crap i didn't want or
need to get change.  Can you guess my reaction when some scruffy
young scrote asked if i would take a £50 to pay for his fare
home.  Yeah not good  I managed not to swear and resisted the
urge to beat him to death with my satnav instead i lied through
my teeth as to why i couldn't.  I mean who the hell carries
£50s.    I have only ever seen a couple so i wasn't sure if his
was fake or not.  Still I did get to hold it for a little while.
It was nice so if anyone would like to send me a few I would be
grateful  Anyhoo rant over time for bed.      1. Could've been
worse - could've been a Scottish £50.    2. May as well have
been it was a northern bank £50    3. Sounds like a chancer,
like the fol