Save Our Bluths From Television ExtinctionIt didn't take long
for an online campaign to save Arrested Development from a
possible cancellation to crop up. The Save Our Bluths page on
the Amazon Honor System is accepting donations to raise a
thousand bucks to buy some "custom-printed banana stress balls"
to send to Fox president Gail Berman, hoping that a day
squeezing foam toys is going to make her ignore the show's
ratings for a little while longer. Maybe that grand would be
better spent supporting an effort to kidnap local, rosy-faced
McDonald's fry cooks, in hopes of depleting the available talent
for Arrested Development's likely replacement (according to an
angry David Cross), America's Cutest Retards. Or, you know,
trying to convince more people to actually watch the show. They
don't keep American Idol on the air because it's a critical
darling.