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slutistics A mathematical equations which explains the reason
why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are
monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these
statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of
10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to
restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that
the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women
would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because
the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to
show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease
and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say,
thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your
local slut. There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane
and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa
will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world
spinning because those other l