Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in Box  This year's
Kardashian family Kristmas Kard takes, as its theme, a lesson in
quantum physics.  There is the Kardashian klan, all kitted out
in their finest white robes. There is boring brother Rob,
dressed up as the traditional yuletide DJ. There is Kris,
Grendel's mother, arching her back like she's painted on the
nose of a P-51 Mustang headed for Dresden.  There is a cat (kat)
in a box that is both dead and alive.  Today, December 18, we
know the outcome of the experiment. Kim Kardashian's kat, Mercy,
died two weeks ago while pleading for it. When we looked in the
box, we saw that one of the radioactive atoms had decayed,
releasing the hammer that shattered the small flask of
hydrocyanic acid, killing the kat.  (What actually happened is
that Kim got a kitten, found out a few iPhone shots later that
she was allergic to the kitten, and didn't want to deal. She
gave the kat to her sister's assistant, and a couple weeks later
the kat died of kat cancer.)  But