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navigation, search  31 August 2006  Ahmadinejad kiss  Uranium
make Miso horney.  SINKHOLE, New Jersey -- In compliance with
the U.N Deadline, Iran has agreed to cease all of its uranium
production forthwith quoting that it is "very sorry" and, in a
personal note to the U.N Security Council, Iran's President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unequivocally promised that he would "never
do it again"; thus spelling an end to the international
regulatory battle between the U.N and Iran.  The move was
prompted by a leak in the Office of Geneological Research, a
private paramilitary organisation run by the Mormons. According
to sources, Mr. Ahmadinejad's status as a full-blooded Persian
has been called into question, and that his mother was of Farsi-
Vietnamese descent.  Aside from causing a stir among the mostly
psychotic clergy of the country, a consequense of the finding
was an answer to a life-long question; Ahmadineja