Chugging the Holiday Spirits  Who better than Kiki, that battle-
scarred veteran of time, to send up the old war-era Christmas
show? The World Trade Center and Afghanistan have supplied our
floozy chanteusie with plenty to blather about, and she's so
past it—in booze and in life—that she'll say anything. Lucky us.
Kiki (Justin Bond) and Herb (Kenny Mellman), those downtown
icons of beyond-bad taste, are putting on their new holiday
extravaganza, There's a Stranger in the Manger! (Westbeth),
among the ashes and holly of this year's special season. And
what a sight they are to make eyes sore. There's Herb,
idiotically beatific in glitter at his white baby grand. And
enter Kiki, waving wings of sea-foam green chiffon across her
drooping boobs, belting out U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm
Looking For." Then, darned if that . . . uh, statuesque broad
doesn't peek under the piano lid for whatever it is she might be
"looking for." Then she's galloping, daintily shaking a
tambourine, to a bracing rendition of "Sl