Bailed-out banks bankroll 49ers stadium    Oops, you probably
should have funneled a bit of that beer and jersey money into
your mortgage, because you got a bit behind in your payments.
Fortunately, your bank is still in business, thanks to the
federal bailout you helped fund by paying your taxes. Otherwise
you’d be at the mercy of some soulless entity that would gobble
up your home.  The banks were supposed to use some of that
bailout money to help schlubs like you who are reeling because
the money institutions played funny tricks with trillions of
dollars, trying to alchemize it into skazillions of dollars.
You sought relief from your bank to keep your house, but no-can-
do. Your numbers didn’t crunch comfortably into their computer.
Hey, they have standards. So they took back their house. Don’t
forget to take the old family tricycle when you leave.
Fortunately, the money your bank made by axing deadwood like you
was put to good use. The company pledged a large chunk of money
to help finance the construct