J. Edgar HooverLibrary of CongressP. J. O'Rourke famously
quipped that "giving money and power to government is like
giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." If he were writing
today, though, he might have compared the state's self-restraint
to that of FBI agents handed smart phones and surveillance
equipment. As reported by Reason 24/7, an internal disciplinary
report from last fall shows that our fearless G-men (and women)
have been busy sending each other pictures of their junk and
using their surveillance skills to bug their supervisors'
offices. So you can definitely trust them with all of that extra
spying power they've been gathering.  The disciplinary report,
dated October 1, 2012, was obtained and published by CNN (PDF).
Understandably, it's marked, "not for public dissemination,"
given that J. Edgar's heirs probably aren't enthusiastic to
share little gems like these:    • Misdemeanor; Unprofessional
Conduct; Lack of Candor Under Oath: Employee hid a recording
device in supervisor's office. In