UnNews:Cosmonaut's flatulence sparks alarm on space station
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vinogradov Cosmonaut Pavel Vinogradov was ordered to permanently
wear his bulky spacesuit aboard the space station after the
farting incident.  HOUSTON, Texas -- A brief panic ensued about
the International Space Station and at its mission control
center earlier today, almost causing the crew to evacuate. What
was initially thought to be a deadly toxic leak turned out to
just be some excessive flatulence from Russian commander Pavel
Vinogradov.  The incident began at approximately 4 a.m. eastern
time, when the crew noticed an overpowering odor. They were sure
it must have been a chemical leak from one of the station's
power systems, and an emergency ventilation system was
activated. As the astronauts r