Let’s drink for America  ste_rod WBC adHey A-Rod. We know you
did steroids. We don't really care that much, but we love the
fact that your image is "tarnished" and that in a few years
people will be wanting asterisks next to everything you ever
accomplished. We also know that you cheated on your wife with
Madonna. We would think this was cool if your name was Daryl
Strawberry and you did this sometime between her breakup with
Sean Penn and Like A Prayer. Unfortuanately for you, you waited
until she joined up in a seemingly made up religion and started
going through painstaking processes to keep herself young
looking. I guess it's not your fault you were 14 when that album
came out. We know that you like teenagers. We know that this
might just be a ploy to get people off the scent of Madonna. We
know a lot about you, Alex. We know almost everything, but do
you know what bothers us the most?  animated-american-flagThe
fact that you were born in the USA and chose to play for the
Dominican Republic instead! Serio