TERRI SCHLICHENMEYER: "Patients Kick and Bite" offers humor,
charm, little heartbreak  Your job is no piece of cake.   Your
job takes practice. Not everybody can do it.  But your job
probably doesn't require exploration of a mule's backside.
Nobody with horns chases you around your workplace. You don't
have to dodge llama spit and nobody poops on your desk.  But
those are things author Jeff Wells, D.V.M. deals with, and in
his new book "All My Patients Kick and Bite," you'll read about
the fury and the furry.        And speaking of horses, it's
never a good idea to predict foaling dates, but it's always good
to use a vet for advice, and not the Internet.     "All My
Patients Kick and Bite" is one of those memoirs that you can
read fast, but you won't want to. It's the kind of book that pet
owners will soak up because author and veterinarian Jeff Wells
obviously loves animals as much as we do.    That also makes it
appropriate for readers ages 12-to-grandma. So if you're looking
for something you can all enjoy