Subscribe English look up any word, like poopsterbate: A person
who strongly discourages masturbation.  The anti-masturbation
position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation
saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.  People who argue against
masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual
and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates
romantic relationships, and corrupts morals. SITUATION - Wife
discovers husband masturbating  Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for
having sex tonight." Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..." Wife:
"Don't you have any self-control!?" Husband: mumbling Wife:
"What was that?" Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that
sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels
better." Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know." Husband: "Come
on, stop being such a mastuhater!" by ORAmojo October 31, 2010 5
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