Who'd really want to belong to this first wives club?  Ann
Romney deserves the same scorn for her 'lady-rhetoric' as has
been poured on pink phones and pens     • The Observer,     •
Jump to comments () 2012 Republican National Convention, Tampa,
Florida, America - 28 Aug 2012 Ann Romney explains why her
husband is so special. Photograph: Rex Features/KeystoneUSA-Zuma
Compare this top-rated Bic for Her review: "I bought this pen
(in error, evidently) to write my reports of each day's tree-
felling activities in my job as a lumberjack. It is no good. It
slips from between my calloused, gnarly fingers like a gossamer
thread gently descending to Earth between two giant redwood
trunks." Another reviewer takes a different view: "I tried these
on a whim and I have to say I wasn't very impressed. The
applicator mechanism is much too fiddly and the plastic tampon
inside far too thin..."  The title of my favourite Bic for Her
review, discovered, you may imagine, after numberless hours of
back-breaking investigation,