1. I thought it was Kelly Clarkson at first.    2. cc      Ever
notice how often you hear her music in shopping malls? She’s
like latin Muzak.    3. Her boobs aren’t symmetrical. Shakira,
McFeely Smackup judges you to be imperfect!    4. Just a little
more time in the gym, and she could date A Rod.    5. Cock Dr
Shame on you for cutting off the shoes.    6. Lakeesha      This
bitch is going to dye her hair blonde as she’s being lowered
into the ground. Little forest monkey wants to be white.    7.
You know you’ve succeeded when a big white dude carries your
umbrella.    8. Wait, why doesn’t she have a scrotum, like that
Canadian singer.    9. The Pope      You mean she has a front
too?    10. lily      cute figure    11. Nina      Dayum..Lookin
yummy Shak!    12. SIN      What the hell is wrong with you
people?!? She looks great and you know it.    13. Ah, that
“pantyhose is in fashion” memo that we sent to Columbia in 1986
has finally arrived    14. squishy      As per usual, who
cares?!  Leave A Commen