Episode Report Card Pamie: F | Grade It Now! Leavin' On A Jet
Plane  The squad makes it to Xena's jungle. Ya think he might be
in there, boys? Guns drawn, they point at every available vine
and tree limb as jungle music fills our already wounded ears. I
love the addition of the flute to the "tension." Xena flaps her
arms in frustration. And Tarzan, who loves a good entrance, just
jumps right into the middle of the cops, right next to Gene. I
want to recap all of the cops' ad-libs for you right now, in the
order they're said, because they're fucking priceless. "What's
that?" "There he is!" "Hey! We got 'im!" "Freeze!" I think they
might have all been said by the same guy, too. Then Xena:
"John!" Then that guy again: "We got 'im." Then Xena again:
"John!" Xena has her hand out, because Tarzan suddenly doesn't
understand guns, I guess. Tarzan's wearing even more clothes
than usual, if that's possible. He stands there, looking over
the group of men with guns. Xena asks him not to move. Gene
tells Tarzan that he's