The Most Excruciating Run-On Sentence in the History of the
Internet  Fascinating experiment in professionalized ego-
blogging Thought Catalog has finally figured out the secret of
life. "Wonder What The Secret Of Life Is," Brandon Scott Gorrell
muses in the title of a post that begins with a quote from Atlas
Shrugged. (Then apologizes for beginning with a quote from Atlas
Shrugged.)  The ensuing article is enthralling, from a cultural
anthropological point of view. Here's the best/worst sentence:
Because I mean one of the truths about being a modern Western
individual is that you likely have this idea about a person you
want to be, and that person has a title even, a title like Young
Professional or All-Around Good Person Of Above Average
Intelligence, and to justify excessive ‘gaps' in productivity by
holding firm the belief that you're "only human" and thus
naturally lack sufficient motivation to do anything beyond
obsessively watching YouTube videos and browsing reddit—where
the premise of the idea of doi