1. if i had a child and that child didn’t enjoy watching cosmos
i’d probably just drive it out to the woods and leave it there
or something     3. why haven’t the people behind lunchables
created a brand aimed at stoners called “midnight snackables”?
4. holy shit, barack hussein obamacare will appear on “between
two ferns” with zach galifianakis. this means he will be
directed by none other than hot saucerman.       also lol "This
isn’t a "public relations gamble." It’s betting the
farm. Unless Galifianakis goes easy on the president and offers
an uncharacteristically tame interview.”      whoever wrote this
deserves a stern talking to     6. i often wonder why i didn’t
get picked on more in school. my number one theory is that
rather than looking like a timid target, i look like the sort of
guy who is unstable and would go off on you given the slightest
provocation      which is pretty true    7. johndarnielle:
I love this so much      (via paulftompkins)     8. hugh hefner
is literally the only man