Tight Pants  Tom Jones and Sheila E.  Apparently, anything older
than 20 years is considered a classic, so even though Welsh
wildcat Tom Jones mostly gyrated his jiggly stuff in the '60s
and '70s, and piping-hot percussionist Sheila E. paddled her
bongos (and Prince's fanny) in the mid-'80s, they're both now
"classic legends." Why not join them for one sizzling, sexy,
summer-night affair? After all, Jones' wailing "Delilah" and
E.'s "Glamorous Life" seem like a match made in hot heartache
heaven-and both of them dabbled with some version of His
Purpleness' "kiss." Watch for shooting sparks, and don't wear
anything flammable. Tue., July 15, 7 p.m., 2008