White Folks Demand Freedom From Weird Asian FoodS  Flushing,
Queens is home to a wonderful international tableau of
residents, representing the entire Asian diaspora. So you can
imagine how much it sucks for the white people, right? You ever
go to one of those Asian grocery stores? Weirdo!  The WSJ
reports on Flushing's greatest current controversy: the closure
of the Key Foods grocery store, which was like the last place
whites could find bologna and other normal food. Now
neighborhood whites are panicking, surveying their shopping
options with dread and fearing a future of nothing but
"dragonfruits" and "spicy noodles" and whatever other weird
foods they eat in China, or wherever:  In a sign of the
intensity of these residents' lobby, elected officials are
brokering negotiations with the manager of the Asian store, New
York Mart, about what it will stock. Among demands: Boar's Head
bologna, bagels and pet food, for a start...Some non-Asian
residents mourn the neighborhood's transformation, saying it
feels l