A note from the author: See, I was on this forum thread about
whether there were any good Twilight crossovers, and I was like,
"Someone should write a Twilight/Portal crossover where GLaDOS
kills Bella and makes Edward eat cake." And then someone was
like, "DO IT." And then I was like, "Ok." So I did it. Then I
posted it on here. Anyway, I hope it gives you some lulz.
Another note: You have NO FRIKKING IDEA how happy all the
favs/comments this story has gotten have made me. I mean,
considering the crap I usually write, making something that this
many people like feels AMAZING. However, I don't think I'll writ
a sequel piece. Honestly, I don't think I could pull off
something like this a second time, and I kind of want to keep
this piece, I don't know, pure.  Disclaimer: Thank Dead God
(cookies if you get that reference) I don't own Twilight. I
would never claim to own something so horrible. As for Portal,
I'm rather dismayed that I have no rights to it. But I do
finally own a plushie Companion Cube.[/off top