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Coolsome in Happy-Clappy Town  Part One - The Beacon of Hope  It
was a morning like any other for Samual D Coalslum; awaking from
his slumber to be greeted by the faint sound of the endless
English rain pitter-pattering down his bedroom window and the
continual mechanical whirring of the early birds' vehicles, as
they drove their daily commute to a series of dead end jobs.
Samual dragged his tired body from his bed, stretched his aching
bones and sighed. This would be yet another day of a meaningless
existence upon this ravaged planet. A day of tedious routine and
tiresome interactions with the fellow husks of humanity that
awaited him on the other side of his front door, out there in
the "real world". At least that's the day that Samual had
expected and resigned himself to. However, what Samual didn't
realise is that toda