Radio review  Few phrases rouse an audience quite like the words
"EU Treaty" stir listeners to Jeremy Vine (Radio 2). Perhaps to
avoid the rabid response that European issues so often engender
on the show, Vine took a novel tack yesterday. As a day of
debate began in Prime Minister's Questions, he laid down a
challenge: "Have you read the Lisbon Treaty?"  Of course, nobody
had. Even people with a professional interest in doing so, such
as BBC Europe Editor, Mark Mardell, had struggled. "Frankly, I
couldn't make head nor tail of it," he admitted. Vine invited
politicians from various sides to explain the main points to
him, and it was as if each was talking about an entirely
different document. "Now I'm being spun from the other side!" he
cried, sounding decidedly seasick.  Listener input, when it
came, was of the rolled eyes variety. "How is a normal bloke
like me meant to read a treaty like this?" asked one. "A
Frenchman is different to me," opined another, "so how can one
treaty fit all?" A third reached fo