18 clues you may be the parent of a Precious First Born
Precious First Born-ing (verb):  an intensive state of parenting
in which the afflicted adult becomes alarmingly obsessed with
(among other things) the safety, nutrition and intellectual
development of their offspring. While the condition is in no way
limited to those with just one infant, it nevertheless
frequently strikes hard with the first child and disappears
entirely thereafter. So widely recognised that it achieved its
own acronym - PFB - on Mumsnet many moons ago, recovering
victims describe here how the syndrome manifested with them.
1. "I tested the 'no more tears' shampoo by putting some in my
own eye."  dawson crying    2. "We have a clip of my husband
chatting to my son in his highchair. The microwave pings and I
appear with some warmed cucumber sticks. Too cold straight from
the fridge for my Precious First Born."cucumber sticks     3. "I
was so paranoid about giving my daughter formula or cows milk
that I would pour her cornflakes then