The One About the Vampire-Penis Ad Exec  Hey, how about a
totally unsubstantiated crazytown story, from the internet? It's
about an advertising executive's penis! Oh, now you're
interested. Well then, fine.  The following story comes from a
Reddit thread, and was brought to our attention by Agency Spy.
Adrian Chen, our in-house Reddit expert, points out that the
person who posted this on Reddit is a "longstanding redditor,"
not some unknown newbie, which is a point in favor of it being
true. Then again: it's on Reddit. So it could just be total
bullshit. To the story!  A friend of mine started dating a guy
named Kent. This was just a couple months ago. Now Kent was
GORGEOUS. He was also really nice and funny. He had a good job
as an advertising exec and seemed pretty well off. So they dated
for a little over a month and things seemed really great. I
guess Kent got really comfortable because when they went to bed
for sexytime my friend said that he was particularly rough this
time. He was doing her doggystyle