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Sunk  The Best And Worst Of Smackdown 12/06/13: Punched And
Pummelled From Every Angle  By Nathan Birch / 12.07.13   Hey
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Best: The Art of the Squash  Smackdown kicked off with Big E.
Langston (more-or-less) squashing Fandango, and despite the fact
that the words "Fandango" and "squash" used in conjunction
usually make my brain immediately go "no thanks, I'm going into
power-saver mode for the next 5-minutes", this match was pretty
good.  Big E. is the perfect squash match guy -- he's imposing
looking, explosive and can do the feats of strength, but he's
not a giant. He's actually shorter than most of the guys on the
roster. He can believably take some offense from a goof like
Fandango, but then come back with authority and win in
impressive fashion. This is the guy you should be giving the
Goldberg push -- not a clubbering bore l