Sundays 9:00 PM on FOX  (After running over Joe with the tank)
Peter: Joe, my god what happened? Joe: You just ran over me you
bastard! I don't know where you got that thing, but I'm
impounding it! Peter: Heheheh look at you, you look like a half-
empty toothpaste.  Brian: Well it seems everything worked out
for the best, Meg. Peter: (Blows rasberry) Chris: Ha!Ha!Haa!
Meg! Peter: (Blows raspberry) Chris: Meg! Peter: (Blows
raspberry) Chris: Meg! Peter: (Rasberry noise without him
sticking out his tongue) ...Pardon me. (gets up and walk away)
(Watching "Madagascar") Dude, those animals are so f***ing
funny! They make me want to merge without looking!  Man Driving
Hummer    Stewie: Spit on me. (Brian spits on him) Stewie:
(sighs) That's nice. Now tell me I'm scum. Brian: How will that
cool you off? Stewie: Hmmm?  Quagmire:(Quagmire is standing
behind a woman that has a nice back) Hey, baby, how'd you like
to share a pair of skates? (Woman turns around and we see a
woman who is overweight from the front) Woman: