Wednesday, May 16, 2007  Layman Blue Ray triple play movie
review extra-extravagonzo!   Man, you know the only thing more
boring than watching Helen Mirren being prim and stuffy for 3
hours as The Queen of England? Watching it in Blue Ray, 'cause
it's like inviting the Queen into your own living room, and
having her sit on the couch beside you and boring you for 3
hours IN PERSON. And, I swear, half of this movie was just file
footage of Lady Diana. Double boring! Maybe they should have a
rule, that no movie about old people should be released in Blue
Ray, that nothing shall come out on Blue Ray unless it has a
requisite amount of explosions and special effects. Anyway, I'll
give this movie 4 Reggie's yawning.   Shockingly, I did not hate
this. Despite the inclusion of Robin Williams, who is to movie
comedy what the Beatles are to music. And it went on for too
long and had an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink quality to it,
and it was pretty predictable... Hmmm, why did I like it again?
I dunno. I'm not sure, e