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Jump to: navigation, search  Lingerie - the female athlete's
choice for maximum football comfort and versatility.  Lingerie
(from the French lingerie, meaning "to lear at lingeringly") is
an American Football uniform for female players. It consists of
two articles of sheer clothing whose main goal is to not appear
to be providing any kind of covering of the wearer's naughty
parts.[1] While this is the main goal of lingerie, it has been
proven to be entirely functional for the combination of skill
and violence that is inherent in playing professional football.
Types of lingerie  There are as many different colors and design
patterns of lingerie as there are teams in the professional
women's football league. Currently there are no teams in the
league, as it is temporarily[2] shut down, so lingerie is not
currently being worn except either as nostalgia for the defunct
league, or as pub