Shelley Bridgeman 's Opinion  Dwelling on injustices, bad
behaviour and modern day dilemmas.  Shelley Bridgeman: Are you
guilty of wine crimes?  What crimes against wine have you
committed? Photo / Thinkstock What crimes against wine have you
committed? Photo / Thinkstock  One afternoon I decided that a
nice cold chardonnay with dinner would be in order. So I put a
bottle in the freezer intending to give it a good chill for an
hour or so before transferring it to the fridge. Needless to
say, I forgot about it and the contents had frozen solid by
evening.  "I have a bottle of frozen chardy wrapped in a tea-
towel and roasting in a warm oven. Is this odd?" I asked a
sympathetic friend by text. "What's odd is you don't have three
bottles chilling in the fridge like normal people," she replied,
not quite as sympathetically as I'd expected.  As far as crimes
against wine go, I'm quite proud of that one. My initial
forgetfulness and lack of preparation were followed up with
initiative, determination and perseverance