White Powders Found on Lindsay Lohan Are Not Crushed Breath
Mints and Other Obvious ConclusionsS  The cops who busted
Lindsay Lohan mistook her drug stash for a crushed mint. Tinsley
Mortimer faked a relationship. John McCain loves to gamble.
Things get even dicier for The Office. Hump day's gossip is full
of boobs.    • There are just so many places to start with this
story about a cop throwing Lindsay Lohan's cocaine in the trash
after her 2007 DUI. According to the police report, after the
arrest the Santa Monica Police officer found a folded up
Clinique Sun Care Card in her pocket that contained a white
powder. After Lohan was booked, he threw it in the trash because
he thought the white powder was a "wet, crushed breath mint."
OK, you find a white powder on Lindsay Lohan and you think it's
a crushed breath mint? Doesn't he read the tabloid press at all?
And who would have a crushed breath mint in their pocket in the
first place? That's like what you tell a police officer the
white powder in your pocket i