Monday, April 2, 2012  Obligatory April Fool's Jokes.  I think
for a blogger to not do some sort of April Fool's post would be
sacrilege.  Since I don't want to upset the apple cart, I'll
give you some obligatory April Fool's jokes to celebrate the day
after April Fools.  Since it's supposed to be a prank, one of
these things is actually true... but can you guess?  1. I'm
pregnant.  2. I've been abducted by aliens and am blogging from
the spacecraft.  I have already organized the main room in the
craft so that the aliens can abduct people more efficiently.
3.  I haven't done laundry in weeks and am trapped under the
clothing debris.  Send help.  4. All the electronic devices in
my home have become self-aware and are taking over the world. 
I'm not even typing this right now, my laptop has assumed my
identity.  Sadly enough, no one will notice.  5. I've decided to
go on a hunger strike until someone brings me donuts.  6. I had
a mole removed today so I don't think I should move at all. 
Forward all well-wishe