October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!  Found Out His Pecking
Order  | Burien, WA, USA | Pets & Animals  (I work at a store
that sells only pet food, no actual live pets, nor have we ever
sold live pets. I answer the phone.)  Me: “Thank you for calling
[pet store]. This is [name]; how can I help you today?”
Customer: “I was in there about a month ago and I bought chicks
from you guys. I was told they were all females, but I have two
boys! I want to know how you’re going to fix it.”  Me: “Oh, I am
sorry, sir. I am sure you didn’t purchase them here—”  Customer:
“Don’t you dare try to tell me I didn’t buy them from you! You
just don’t want to take responsibility for your mistake!”  Me:
“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding here—”  Customer: “No! There
is no misunderstanding! You made a mistake when you sold me
these chickens, and now it’s your job to fix it! This is
America!”  Me: “Sir, if you would just let me explain—”
Customer: “What is there to explain that I didn’t just tell
you!?”  Me: “Sir! If you had li