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kb9vcn: Pirate Roberts' Dread ("depredation")  Title: Pirate
Roberts' Dread Fandom: The Princess Bride Warnings: None.
Challenge: "depredation"  The Princess Bride! © Act III
Communications / The Princess Bride Ltd.  "Dread Pirate Roberts"
Westley walked into a crowded sea-side tavern, ordered an ale,
and listened in on a conversation between a finely-dressed
merchant and a huge muscle-bound mercenary.  "I tell you," the
merchant said, "the depredations of the Dread Pirate Roberts
have nearly bankrupted me!"  "Don' worry 'bout dat," the
mercenary said, " I don' care if dat Roberts' one-a dem fancy-
pants swordsmen. When *I* gets my mitts on 'im..."  The
mercenary reached down, effortlessly snapped off a table leg,
and used the jagged end as a toothpick.  Westley timidly raised
one hand towards the bar. "Check, please," he squeaked.  Mon,
Jul. 10th, 2006 10:47 am (UTC)  Decretion is the better part of
valour.  Thu, Jul. 27th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)   F