Florida Man Chases Bear, Falls Down, Lies About Being Attacked
By Bear  Florida Man has done a lot of ridiculous things, but
his destructive lifestyle may have finally taken him one step
too far beyond the bounds of good taste, for he has besmirched
the reputation of an innocent bear.  On Thursday, a man from
Lake County, Fla., reported that he was attacked by a bear
outside of his mobile home, but was able to fight the beast off
after being dragged into the street. Here's how the "attack" was
originally described to reporters:  Josh Hennessy, 36, was
sitting in a folding chair under an awning outside his father's
mobile home sometime before 9:30 p.m. when he heard rustling in
the bushes. He walked around the corner and the bear attacked,
dragging him to the street, said his wife, Courtney Allstead-
Hennessy, 33.  "I guess he startled it," she said.  Hennessy had
bite marks on his side and road rash from rolling on the
pavement while trying to fight off the animal, his wife said.
Well, guess what? That story