CATMAN: One more case for surgery malpractice   Dennis Abner of
San Diego, CA (where else?), is a mild mannered, college
educated former Marine and current computer programmer. He's
also, if you ask him, a tiger. Or on his way to being one.  It
all began one night when he was 23 years old. He had a dream in
which an Indian Chief told him to 'follow the ways of the
tiger". It didn't occur to Dennis that Indian Chiefs live in the
US and tigers don't, so maybe the dream guy meant it in a more
metaphorical way, like "Getmore rest, Dennis!", since tigers
sleep a lot, being cats and all. And it must be the rare
Amphibitiger that's got the scales on their hands and arms...I
don't think I've seen a photo of one. Hunh! But it's good that
Dennis is a nice man, because if someone Kook had a dream like
that, they might have gone on some bizarre violent tiger thing.
I know the tigers here at the zoo will turn their butts to you
and squirt you with their urine - like 10 feet! - when they get
mad and I know Dennis doesn't d