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State? Jewniversity of Pennsylvasia Glorious Penn Battle Crest
Motto We're going to meet all the bitches tonight. Official:
It's not Penn State, you dumb bitch! (1) Established on a
Thursday School type Sovereign Nation Head Coach Joe Paterno
Location Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States Campus
University City Enrollment Undergraduate: x|x/x=0 Graduate:
e^{\pi i}+1 Endowment Well Faculty \displaystyle\int^{13}_{10}
2x\,dx Mascot The Murderous Quaker “I applied to Penn. They
accepted me. I rejected them though; I refuse to attend any
school that would have me as a student.” ~ Groucho Marx on the
University of Pennsylvania  Legendary coach Paterno's influence
dominated student life and public perception of this fine public
university, until his disgrace in the Jerry Sandusky scandal.
The University of Pennsylvania was originally established by
John Harvard in Philadelphia as the