Top 5 Things to do at The TechCrunch Party  August 18, 2006 -
Get free updates of new posts here  It seems like people are
flying, biking and begging to go to the TechCrunch party this
Friday. Most of the techy people I know ask about it and are all
giggly about attending. I am not going. Why? Because there will
be so many people and the really interesting ones will be
mobbed. So here are somethings to do if you go:  techcrunch logo
1- Don’t Go. Seriously 700 people. So crowded. Too loud. Too
many guys. Too many guys (Yes, I wrote it twice). Not enough
chicks.  2- Get paid $200 to go streaking. Do it.  3- Get drunk.
Free food and alcohol. That could convince me to go in a second.
Next year I am going to recruit homeless people to go with me
and get them all Web 2.0 out.  4- Find the sponsors. Go find the
web 2.0 companies and ask them to give you money. Why are
startups spending money on a party that is not theirs? Beats me.
5- Hug Nick from Valleywag. He needs it and is so cute.  michael
arrington  If you