BREAKING: Shaquille O’Neal Admits Using PECs  Let’s face it, we
sports experts claim to have an eagle’s eye when it comes to
spotting chemical cheaters among pro athletes, but honestly, do
we? Sure, we sniffed out Barry Bonds, but we always held up
Manny and A-Rod as the “clean” guys by comparison. Whoops. And
for some reason, we’re ignoring the 330-pound elephant in the
room.  Shaq Flex (Shaq with the Magic. If only those muscles
came from magic and not CHEATING.)  That elephant is Shaquille
O’Neal, who in his prime was built like Karl Malone, but as tall
as Mark Eaton, and as nimble as Hakeem Olajuwon. Is he the
ultimate freak of nature, like we’d always assumed, or is there
something more sinister afoot? Sadly, if what Shaq told
Atlanta’s 790 THE ZONE (via a somber BALL DON’T LIE) is even
halfway true, the NBA is losing its biggest personality to
scandal.  A full transcript of his detailed admission follows
after the jump.  “I’ve told the world before, only thing I had
was Frosted Flakes: Super Enhancement