Piers Morgan, arbitrator of all things "sexy and feminine," went
on the Today Show this morning to spout things like "more women
on the red carpet should think about men." And that's just the
beginning.  Morgan appeared alongside Today style editor Bobbie
Thomas and they couldn't have picked two more different guests.
While Thomas has mostly positive things to say about the
fashions, Morgan seems to take a particular pleasure in pointing
out physical flaws and making stay in the kitchen-style jokes.
Right off the bat, the two disagree about Sandra Bullock, who
Morgan says isn't "a great natural beauty compared to the
others." When Thomas steps in to defend her Bullock, Morgan
shuts her down, saying "Well, I'm the fashion expert around
here." Cue uncomfortable laughter.  For the next several
minutes, Morgan makes it clear that being a "fashion expert" is
somehow synonymous with "jackass." He bemoans Charlize Theron's
dress on the grounds that it is an example of "women dressing
for women." Carey Mulligan is th