"Hello everyone," The head of a man with black hair with white
on the sides and a black mustache appeared in a crystal ball.
"Crystal Ball here. Once I was Cobra's head of the Psychic
Research division. Now I'm just an oversized paperweight being
delivered to God knows where thanks to E-Bay."  Sure enough he
was stuck in a crate filled with straw. "But enough about my
misfortunes. At least in here I don't have to listen to Cobra
Commander's whining. If you have been following the adventures
of Cobra this past year you know all about it. If you haven't a
clue who I am or what I'm talking about…Well you should have
paid attention."  "Even though I can't see my own future I can
see what is going on with Cobra now," Crystal Ball said. "To
recap, Cobra Commander and what was left of his command staff
after the Big Cobra Breakup of 2012 crashed the pad of Destro
and his new girlfriend the Countess. And completely wrecked it.
Then they went to Bangkok and met up with the Baroness, Destro's
old girlfriend and her new