Al Gore Visits the Presidential Bathroom  Al Gore was invited to
a high level meeting at the White House. After drinking several
glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his
personal bathroom.  He was astonished to see that the President
had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, Al told his wife,
Tipper about the urinal.  "Just think," he said," when I am
President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!"  Later, when Tipper
had lunch with Hillary at a Democratic fund  raiser, she told
Hillary how impressed Al had been with his discovery of the fact
that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a
gold urinal.  That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready
for bed.  Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out
who peed in your saxophone."  Back to the Politics section or
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