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Bad tippers  Cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of
giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their
milk, meat, or other services. Cow tipping is quite common in
the American South, and it is considered proper etiquette to tip
at least fifteen percent of whatever the bill may be. In fact,
dairy cows make a majority of their money from tips and only
receive two pennies for each gallon of their milk that is sold.
Although in most situations, cow tipping is appropriate, in some
circumstances, such as milking a cow belonging to the US
government, cow tipping is illegal, as the money that is
received may be considered to be a bribe.   For those without
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