Dice-K Has Some Spring Training Work To Do  Red Sox Monster
brings up something that has to give Red Sox fans considerable
pause: When he showed up at spring training this week, new
Boston pitching savior Daisuke Matsuzaka appeared to be, oh, a
little chubbier than one might have expected.  Now, we know that
baseball players don't exactly have to be the most perfect
physical specimens, and hey, it's not like they're really into
the steroid use in Japan. And we also don't like to be the type
of people who make fun of another person for their weight,
unless they're someone who doesn't like us.  But still: For all
the mystery and madness surrounding Dice-K ... the first piece
of information we got on him was that he's a little more portly
than your traditional 100 million free agent. Everyone's
watching the guy now, and all we know now is that he's a little
easier to find than we had initially thought.  Dice-K: Phat, or
Fat? [Red Sox Monster]