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navigation, search  Well, no matter how much we try to stop
them, people keep trying to socially network around these parts.
So, I have a proposal  edit The idea  edit UnPopularity  In a
twist on the MySpace theme, you can make Enemies instead of
friends. This reverse social-networking will be a round-about
way of telling who's networking the most, as you cannot be
making friends unless you're also making enemies (that's the
theory, anyway). It is NOT to be a reward for trolling, any more
than UGOTM is.  Everyone could automatically be an enemy of
Spang (or Famine, I'm not sure which, yet), and get to add
enemies as they go. They won't REALLY be making new enemies
online, any more than you can really make new friends online.
We'd probably have a link telling n00bs this for when they're
panicking upon first entering the site and being told they
already have enemies.  edit Why do this?  Well, social networks
make websites grow, and this is a unique enou