Celebrities See All   Quick Links     “There simply aren’t
enough hours in the day” is an observation that is both keen,
witty, and observation-y. It gets truer every time it is said
aloud, so say it often. Who was the fuckwit that decided to
measure time in correlation to the Earth’s rotation, by the way?
If I ever met him, I would put a bag of hay in his car.  Here
are some easy tips to streamline your daily productivity,
allowing you slightly more free time per day to listen to Enya
(rhymes with “Kenya”) or Alanis Morrisette or Natasha
Bedingfield in between hot yoga classes.  1. Coffee. It’s a
common myth that you actually have to drink the coffee to
experience the sensation of waking up. It’s not caffeine that
serves this function so much as the exciting tingling feeling
you get in your nether regions from being around heat. To truly
give the start to your day that extra “kick”, plunge your “hand”
into a “pot of freshly brewed coffee”, or briskly walk across a
room with two over-sated mugs of coffee at n