Fake Girlfriend Texting Service Is Actually Pretty BrilliantS
The notion of signing up for automated calls and texts from a
machine pretending to be your girlfriend sounds pathetic—and I
don't blame you for assuming it is. But here's why it's genius.
Life is filled with horrible social obligations: forced
conversations, stilted smalltalk, uncomfortable appearances. A
girlfriend is the ultimate excuse.  "I'm sorry, can't make it,
it's my anniversary with __________." "Hey I'd love to stop by,
but ______________." "Ah, shit! I'm actually busy that night,
__________ just called and we've got dinner plans."   As Runnin'
Scared's Jen Doll explains, FakeGirlfriend.co provides that
service. Sure, maybe it's aimed at people who are genuinely
lonely and are getting off on fake messages like these:  "I miss
you, honey. xoxo. (:", "When are you going to come see me?!?! I
miss you! :0)", "I'm lonely ;) ;) hehehe", "Why don't you leave
the boys and come hang out with me?", "I wish I was with you!!!
(0:", "I just need so