Saturday, July 4, 2009  Open Letter to "Cage The Elephant"
Well, I've been pretty absent from the blog recently, and for
that I'm sorry. RL and the band and novel #2 have been a real
time- and inspiration-suck. I took a look at what I've been
writing as well, and found that I've been doing positive reviews
of really awesome bands. So to break myself back into I'll
supply a little slice of my original goal in writing for
Crappie: to tell some douchey bands off in a way that makes me
look somewhat douchey myself. All the while, we do it Pyrrhus-
style. SO, without further ado, here's   Dear CTE,  I have no
intention of starting any sort of flame war with your fans or
yourselves, as I presume that you are all ordinarily intelligent
people able to function in society. There is an element of
subjectivity in any review, and in recognition of that I'm not
going to throw a bunch of stylistic terms and critical
references around. Well, not as a main point. Sometimes I can't
help myself. What I will provide is a person