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mirror reality.” ~ A supporter of Newton “You can solve my
equations any day!” ~ Newton to Leibniz “I need his essence in
my being!!!” ~ Women on Leibniz  Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz
(pr. monad) (July 1, 1646 – November 14, 1716) was a German
mathematician and philosopher who possessed all possible human
knowledge already at the time of his birth. In pre-school he
wrote down the principles of calculus. At the age of six he
wrote his doctorate dissertation at the University of Leipzig,
which was titled: 'I'm sweating and I can't open the window!'.
This dissertation explained all of reality in one page, and
nobody understood it. He is noted for being the best friend of
Baruch Spinoza, and being an activist and proponent of
Spinozism. He was born with extremely long and poofy hair, which
he wore to bed every night and named 'Poof'. The