View Full Version : Tiger trouble=bad vision? DISCLAIMER, MADE-
UP  12-11-2009, 12:15 PM I've got a theory about Tiger's recent
problems. He had LASIK a few years ago, and that doesn't always
turn out perfect. Maybe he just isn't seeing well. Think about
it.  Heading back to the hotel after a round, he wades through a
pack of admiring kids wanting autographs, thinks they're weeds
or something.  In the lobby he sees a woman with long blond hair
waiting for him. He's so happy! His wife came to surprise him
after saying that she wouldn't be making this trip! He whisks
her to his suite for a few moments of connubial bliss, marveling
how it's always so fresh with her, almost like a different woman
sometimes. What a lucky guy he is! Of course, he's awfully busy,
doesn't have time to stay and talk or anything, that's what room
service and spas are for.  How shocked he must be to discover
that many times they actually were different women, he just
couldn't tell them apart from his wife.  And, of course, driving
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