Whole Foods And Christian Louboutin Team Up For The Worst
Collaboration Ever  Whole Foods x Christian Louboutin is a joke
right? This is a parody—it has to be. Supposedly these shoes are
made of kale. I DON’T EVEN PUT KALE INTO MY STOMACH, SO WHY THE
FUCK WOULD I WANT IT ON MY FEET? I eat cows and my sneakers are
made of leather because that shit makes sense. I don’t care if
these sneakers are recyclable and a portion of the proceeds get
donated to to charity. See, me and Whole Foods don’t really mix
because Whole Foods keeps making really questionable decisions.
For example, MAKING AN $1,100 SHOE THAT IS UGLY AND UNECESSARY.
THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A RED SOLE. ISN'T THAT THE ENTIRE POINT OF
LOUBOUTINS?  I just don’t get this whole shoes/glasses/whatever
for charity thing. Just go buy actual cool stuff and donate
money to charity after the fact. Don’t have the cash for both?
THEN DON’T FUCKING COMPROMISE BY BUYING WACK SHIT AND THEN
TANGENTIALLY GIVING TO CHARITY BECAUSE THE COMPANY TELLS YOU
YOUR PURCHASE HELPS