Welcome - and I realise I'm not selling this very well - to an
almost completely meaningless mid-table match. Norwich City, in
their first season back in the big time, have been safe as
houses for some time now. Liverpool too are assured of Premier
League football next season, so well done to everyone from
Anfield. Good news all round, then, although the fact remains
that win, draw or lose, neither of these teams will be shaking
up the table very much this evening. Bye, then, everyone!  You
still here? OK, let's do this low-key thing. Norwich, needless
to say, will be very content with their season. Paul Lambert's
side have been steady rather than spectacular - the yin to
fellow promotee Swansea's yang - although staying up comfortably
after spending 73p in the summer is sensational enough. Their
star man? In a squad of heroes, close your eyes and hover a pin
over a list, but let's pick striker Grant Holt, who has scored
more goals in the league than Luis Suárez and Andy Carroll
combined.  Liverpool, by contr