   Friday, February 27, 2009  Mensa: Proving that IQ doesn’t
make you smarter since 1946.  Attention Eggheads,  A couple of
things:  1) Being able to punch out a 98% percentile on the
Stanford-Binet doesn’t necessarily not make you an ass.  1)
Using the phrase “I am a member of Mensa, are you?” during the
course of an argument definitely makes you an ass.  2) Not
understanding why using the phrase “I am a member of Mensa, are
you” makes you an ass, makes you a clueless ass.  3) Being a
member of Mensa is not the same as having education,
certification, experience, or authority on every given subject
known to man or even necessarily in one subject. Pretending that
it does makes you a horse’s ass.  5) In reference to item (f sub
4) above, insisting that that you’re not being an ass while
obviously talking out your ass, makes you an arrogant horse’s
ass.  8) If you believe any of the following:  a) the so-called
“Face on Mars” is anything other than a naturally occurring
rocky outcrop  b) the 1969-1972 US moon l