Correct: None.  Troy, a new restaurant on Staten Island, had its
grand opening last week. To commemorate the occasion, it served
an opulent buffet of shrimp, stuffed crab, and a pig with little
swords shoved through its back. Also on the menu, according to
the masterpiece of a commercial above: raw meat, live fish, and
screamin' birds. Remember: fridge was not invented yet. *Laser
beam sound*  A call to Troy confirmed that the commercial is
indeed real, but the restaurant's thickly accented owner didn't
tell me much more than that (he seemed busy; it was the middle
of lunch hour). When I asked about the restaurant itself, he
said: "It's European style, what can I tell you."  I emailed
Edward Izro, who directed the commercial, to ask whether the
humor was intentional. His cryptic answer:  Troy is completely
my idea as a restaurant and the commercial alone  my script my
directing and actors casting  I deliberately took an actor with
an accent and it made the audience interested in a restaurant
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