Neil Peart  From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search “Fuck, that's guy's good!” ~ Oscar
Wilde on Neil Peart “Uh God!! There is no f**king drummer better
than Neil Peart!” ~ Chester Cheetah on Neil Peart “I bet his
wang is huge!!!” ~ A windowed middle- aged housewife on her
absence of sexual intercourse Peart Neil.preview  This is the
closest you will ever see him to smiling  For those without
comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an
article about Neil Peart.  Neil E. Peart (and you will SHIT
BRICKS if you ever learn his middle name) is the drummer for the
godly rock band Rush. Born in the mysterious world known as
Canada, full of moose, pink Monopoly money, and gasoline
purchased in liters, he fought in the Battle of 2112 BC and
after emerging as one of only two of the warriors to survive
looking at Geddy Lee's face (along with Alex Lifeson) they
formed a band and have kicked ass and taken names since. Peart
also has an unnatural and pathological ha