Follow the Bouncer Bald  The trailer's exciting. If that's not
your thing, then try Hairspray. It grows on you.  STEVE WILKOS
swears he's a gentle father and a regular person who hasn't had
a beastly fight in years. Gazing into his baby blues while
fending off the shininess of his bald head, I totally believed
it, even though he's best known as JERRY SPRINGER's security
keeper, the human guard dog famous for basically removing chair
splinters from people's inbred butts.  Whatever the case, Wilkos
is getting his own show in September, which he told me will be
"like bringing a 911 call onstage and me reacting into it like I
did when I was a Chicago policeman." Sounds a little like DR.
PHILmeets DR. KEVORKIAN—and I'm scared enough to watch.  The
Marine-turned-cop's ascent into the pop culture started when he
was hired to be a guard on Springer for just one gloriously
dangerous day in '94. As the show became more trashily
confrontational, Wilkos got called back a lot, and by the time
the producer asked him to sha