UnNews:Windows Vista doesn't work!  From Uncyclopedia, the
content-free encyclopedia  Jump to: navigation, search  27 May
2008  Computer ranking The popularity of Vista have gone up
dramatically in recent months, but still nothing close to
decent.  In an astounding revelation made yesterday, it was
discovered that Windows Vista doesn't work! Recently a class-
action lawsuit has been made against Microsoft on the condition
that the users computer was resenting the good, healing power of
Windows Vista and that the evil Windows XP was trying to revolt.
Microsoft has claimed that the evil spirits can be calmed, but
at the risk of very bad system performance.   Many programs do
not work on Windows Vista, MSN Messenger for example. Many users
have hinted about a problem with the entire Windows series but
Microsoft assures us that evil spirits are to blame. Microsoft
replied to complaints that "programs weren't working" by
releasing a confidential list containing programs that wouldn't
work on Vista. If the program w