Why Our Contracts Are A Gazillion Pages Long  , | Indiana, USA |
Uncategorized  Caller: “Hello, my cellphone bill is more than it
is supposed to be.”  Me: “Okay, I see that your bill is $4.00
more than normal. Let’s see why.”  Caller: “You had better
figure this out. I’m not going to pay it if you’re trying to
screw me!”  Me: “I see the problem, You actually called Canada.”
Caller: “I have nationwide calling! I can call Canada if I want
to.”  Me: “Actually, if you have nationwide calling, you’re only
okay in the United States.”  Caller: “So? Canada is part of
North America.”  Me: “Yes, but not the United States…”  Caller:
“What about Colorado?”  Me: “Yes, Colorado is okay.”  Caller:
“What about… Vietnam?”  Me: “Umm, no, that would be a bit
international.”  Caller: “Fine! I’ll pay it this time, but maybe
you guys should be a bit more clear on what your national
service consists of!”