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Hypocrites (450-339 BC) ) was an influential Greek philosopher
of the fifth century B.C. and the founder of the Hypocritical
school of philosophy. He was most famous for devoting his entire
life to preaching a philosophy of the virtues of honesty,
humility, sobriety and chastity, while at the same time
practicing the virtues of deceit, arrogance, lechery and
dishonesty.  Hypocrites is perhaps most notable for his magnum
opus, the six-part treatise Do As I Say, Not As I Do, which is,
to this day, influential especially in hard-line Christian
evangelical circles. The Reverend Ted Haggard, for example, is a
noted follower of Hypocrites, and is considered a leading
scholar in the field of Hypocrisy.  Hypocrites' Early Life  Born
in the city of Hippo, the child of a banker fa