There is no better way to stick it to the man than by opening a
bottle of wine with the Screwed by Wall Street Corkscrews. These
new corkscrews reflect the feelings of many people who have seen
their stock portfolio, pensions and bank accounts take a steep
plunge straight into the gutter. However, there is no need to
worry because even though you may have lost your 401K and your
life savings are gone, you still have wine.  The cleverly
designed corkscrews read 'Screwed by Wall St' on the front side
of the handle. The only thing left to do now is take these punny
corkscrews and occupy wineries instead of Wall Street.