New 'Cosmo' Video Game Promotes Girly Alcoholism  Cosmo recently
unveiled some video games on its website that it hopes will
prove irresistible to the legions of young women who turn to
them for advice about what to do when their vaginas get sparkly.
But one of them, "Boy Toy," is so moronic that we think you
would have to be mid-lobotomy to get any sort of entertainment
value out of it.  The description:  In this exclusive Cosmo
game, our cute, sweet guy exists solely to serve you. That's
right, you control what he does, and if he keeps you happy, then
you win points in the game. Watch out for the skanky ex-
girlfriend though! This entails doing things like hanging out at
a "bar" and going up to the bartender and getting drinks for the
girl, then going to the DJ and requesting a lame song, and then
coming back to your animatronic girlfriend who will not stop
ordering drinks—seriously, is she supposed to be an alcoholic?
We're disturbed. And then everything takes ages to load, and
quite frankly, it made us lon