hair apparent  Donald Trump Loves the Gays But Doesn’t Want To
Marry Them  Aww, look who’s still pretending to be a serious
human being with serious thoughts on world affairs! “I live in
New York. New York is a place with lots of gays. And I think
it’s great. But I’m not in favor of gay marriage.” Hey, he’s
fine with gay people! Some of his best people he’s vaguely aware
of living near are gay! Looks like the brilliant GOProud
campaign to bring absurd New York personalities to CPAC is
really paying dividends for American equality.  (But thanks for
the booze, GOProud! You guys were great!)  Let’s cut to Politico
now:  Trump entered into the gay marriage fray in 2009, when he
defended Carrie Prejean’s stated opposition to gay marriage.
Aaaaaand then let’s cut to cutting our wrists. There, that feels
better.  Donald Trump is the perfect candidate. He has the
perfect amount of Reagan-esque trashy celebrity background. We
always thought Fred Thompson was too highbrow. The average
Republican primary voter trying t