rating: +83+x  Item #: SCP-2008-J  Object Class: Safe  Special
Containment Procedures:  SCP-2008-J is stored in an animal
enclosure with appropriate locks and barbed wire to prevent
escape.  Description:  SCP-2008-J is a cryptozoological life
form that was collected in an athletic facility in ████████████,
██, United States.  The life form is bipedal, standing just over
2 meters in height.  Although its epidermis is covered with
coarse green hair, classification of SCP-2008-J as mammalian
must await further DNA analysis.  Its facial features consist of
oversized, unlidded eyes surrounded by a flat red scalloped
crest, and a conical proboscis housing the life form's
toothless, jawless mouth.  It has a curled tongue which can be
extended for more than 20 centimeters out of the oral
cavity.  It has two upper limbs each with fingers and opposable
thumbs, a round, pear-shaped abdomen, two lower limbs, and a
stubby tail.  The gender, if any, of the collected specimen is
indeterminate.  SCP-2008-J's diet is unknown;