Mad Money  In this remake of a 2001 BBC television production
titled Hot Money—about women who clean the Bank of England and
smuggle out in their underpants thou- sands of pounds destined
for destruction— Diane Keaton plays the pampered Bridget
Cardigan, who lives with hubby Don (Ted Danson) in a sprawling
Midwestern manse. When we first meet the couple, Don's shredding
dollar bills and flushing them down the crapper, while Bridget's
skedaddling out the back door with a bag full of filthy lucre
and the cops on her tail. Their story's told in flashback: Don,
once a six-figure exec, has been downsized and is drowning in
debt. Bridget gets a gig cleaning the toilets at the Federal
Reserve Bank of Kansas City, where she meets the ditzy Jackie
Truman (Katie Holmes) and the bored-outta-her-brains Nina
Brewster (Queen Latifah). It's Nina's job to destroy worn-out
currency, and Bridget figures, hell, might as well steal the
bills before they're destroyed. So the women stuff the bounty in
their panties and walk out th