ferret on steroidsYou may not know what breed your dog is, but
at least you know it’s a dog … right? This was not the case for
a man in Argentina who bought what he thought was a poo­dle at a
Buenos Aires out­door mar­ket. It turned out to be a fer­ret on
steroids. A vet­eri­nar­ian who looked at the fluffy lit­tle guy
said that the fer­ret “had been given steroids at birth to
increase their size and then had some extra groom­ing to make
their coats resem­ble a fluffy toy poodle.”  A man who once
served as vice-mayor of his Ten­nessee town still takes part of
that title seri­ously, as he proved by get­ting arrested for
dri­ving in excess of 90 miles per hour – with his pri­vates
hang­ing out the win­dow of his vehi­cle.  William Blakely was
busted after a woman called 911 claim­ing that he made obscene
ges­tures while they drove beside each other on an inter­state
high­way. She said she tried to ignore him, but he kept honk­ing
his horn and motion­ing for her to pull up her shirt. Three
other wit­nesses tes­t