Oh, and KTBC? You have options besides a castrated dog: Dump the
motherfucker you're with, go to the message boards at
www.malechastityforum.com, and you'll find guys whose ultimate
fantasy is being with a woman so insecure, or so controlling,
that she wants to keep his cock under lock and key.  I am a
25-year-old gay man. I love sex. So does my boyfriend. The
problem is that my boyfriend ejaculates prematurely when he
bottoms. When he tops, he can hump me all day, and it's
awesome—but when I stick it in his ass, we only have about 60
seconds before he ejaculates. He does not jack off while he
bottoms, and I have never seen anything like it. The first time
it happened, of course, I felt like a hot stud. After the fifth
time, I was wishing the ride lasted longer. Sixty seconds just
isn't enough time to fully enjoy the awesomeness that is butt
sex. I asked him about it and he said that this quick splooge
has always happened when he bottoms, and he doesn't think there
is anything he can do. (So much for feeling