Its almost time for the Hodare Festival peoples! That’s right,
this is the sacred time of the year, every year, where people in
Japan hold festivals that are all about  touching and riding a
giant wooden penis.  By doing so you’re supposed to get good
luck or marital bliss.  Sounds reasonable huh? America needs
more festivals that are all about fertility and stuff, at least
more than the AVN Awards (NSFW).  Why are we posting it here?
 Really its just a reason for us to post this picture of a giant
wooden phallus.  HOORAY AMERICA!