Funny jokes for every day  Chinese jokes  Chinese jokes # 466  I
went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch yesterday and ordered
soup called "Cream of Sum Yung Boi."  Then Chris Hansen walked
out from behind the corner and asked me to explain myself.  not
funny joke ↓ 30 ↑ funny joke  Joke # 466 from category: Chinese
jokes.  Chinese jokes # 5591  An old mouse chanced to see a cat
wearing a few beads round her neck. "Ah," said the mouse with
joy, "that cat has turned vegetarian." Thereupon, he brought his
offspring along to pay a call on the cat to express their
gratitude. No sooner had they appeared than the cat gave a deep
howl and devoured several mice in rapid succession. The old
mouse turned tail in the nick of time and made good his escape.
Sticking out his tongue, he cried: "My, my! That pussy is even
more ferocious after turning vegetarian."  not funny joke ↓ 64 ↑
funny joke  Joke # 5591 from category: Chinese jokes.  Chinese
jokes # 5648  A chinese man walks into a shop with a parrot on
his shoulder, an