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Episode 36  There's nothing like a workplace on Boxing Day!
Sure, it's deader than a dead thing on a bank holiday and anyone
with a life would be doing something else, but this is where the
year is prepared for...  First job is cleaning up the debris in
the cafeteria - which is quite a task after several cases of
anonymously donated cheap bubbly arrived on the premises on the
last day and were immediately consumed by the staff, resulting
in a bit of... untidiness.  Once that's done I abuse my
heightened level of access to the building to snaffle all the
personal and company digital cameras I can find, putting each in
it's own carefully labelled brown envelope.   "What're they
for?" the PFY asks, scaring the crap out of me in the all but
abandoned building as I sneak back into a darkened Mission
Control.  "What are what for?" I ask, slipping the bag of
cameras behind me.  "The bag of cameras be