Trump University Course Descriptions  BOT201 Floral Cultivation:
Learn the science of the blossom, and discover how to properly
cultivate a wide array of domestic and wild plants. A particular
focus of the course will be Roses. Big, fat Roses. If a Rose is
too fat, you cut its lifeline. If a Rose can't shut its bacon-
packed mouth, cut the lifeline. Remember, all little rosies have
thorns. Word to the bees: Don't bite the hand that feeds you; it
is bound to eat you back.  ECO141 Foreign Markets: Acquire an
understanding of foreign markets in an arduous, seventeen week
course. Explore international currencies and gain a further
understanding of the US dollar. Investigate Czech and Slovenian
bride markets and the corresponding ratio of ugliness to net
worth.  ARCH215 Basic Architecture: Find the secrets of the
ancient architects while garnering an appreciation for modern
structures. Study the art behind domes, lines, and curves, and
realize that even the most complex parabolas will stand for
centuries with enoug