Chia Obama vs. Chia Romney: May the best greenfro win  John Kass
September 26, 2012   The campaign for president is so close, so
mean and nasty, what with Democrats and Republicans each
denigrating the other guy's poll numbers, that there is only one
thing Americans can do.  Let's decide this once and for all.
With Chia Heads.  We put a President Barack Obama Chia and Mitt
Romney Chia on a windowsill and locked them in immortal combat.
Now we'll see which fake terra-cotta head grows a better
greenfro before the November election. The lushest greenfro
wins. It's got to be cheaper than polls, and more accurate too.
So check on chicagotribune.com periodically to see who's ahead.
I can hear you now, my fellow taxpaying chumbolones, a nation
torn but yearning to unite with common purpose, cheering the
growing heads, chanting rhythmically, lustily, like ancient
Romans in some arena, the two heads facing off:  "Two heads
enter, one head leaves! Two heads enter! One head leaves! Two
heads enter …"  On the left is