So says Politico blogger Ben Smith, who wore a suit to appear —
looking nothing like his illustration, albeit kind of cute! — on
Martha this morning.* The lifestyle queen invited political
bloggers to her show today because she thinks it's scary the
nation might elect a president who doesn't know how to read them
and also probably because the more topical subject of complex
financial shenanigans is not her specialty, oh wait just
kidding. Personally I have always thought not being addicted to
the internet was John McCain's most attractive quality since
being tortured, but it raises a good point: I do not want
presiding over this perilous economy one of those people who
asks "You actually get paid to do that?"Like, for god sakes, yes
motherfucker I majored in personal electronics assembly but
there just weren't a lot of opportunities in that.  *But isn't
this just because bloggers do not wear pajamas, being as they
pass out in their clothes?