I am the Atlantis Mantis! I am the bug up my own arse! Know now
that these are my rants. Look upon my works and despair, for the
knowledge contained herein could melt your very soul.  Some
readers may be offended by the content, on account of the
content being offensive.  07/11/03 The Matrix Revolutions 33 1/3
revolutions per monkey.  17/10/03 Kill Bill The Bride with
White-fu  28/07/03 Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas Atlantis
Mantis in 'quite liking something' shocker.  22/05/03 The Matrix
Reloaded The Mantis tells you what the matrix is, so you don't
have to see it for yourself. Isn't that nice of it  10/05/03 The
Animatrix Kind of like the second season of Sonic the Hedgehog.
04/02/03 Michael Jackson The king of pop. Bonkers in the nut, or
not? The Mantis finds out.  04/02/03 Family Guy Second rate
Simpsons rip off, or third rate Daria rip off?  14/12/02 Justin
Timberlake This week I explore just how deep his twatishness
truly runs.  18/10/02 Red Dragon Even less dragons in it than
Reign of Fire as it tu