A few years ago, Albert says, he was hosting a party at a New
York nightclub. A girl in attendance began hitting on him
aggressively, and after the party they headed uptown to her
Columbia dorm. "I'll never forget it," he says. "She went down
on me immediately, in the kitchen, then came up and said, 'I
want you to fuck me in the ass.' That's some porno shit that
most guys dream about." And when he told his friends about it
later, he brought down the house.