Scare Your Mom, Scare Your Kids, Wear Slayer T-Shirts  Have you
thought to yourself lately, man, my kids are really comfortable.
They think I’m the most normal parent out there and their
friends aren’t totally afraid of me. What gives? Clearly you
don’t own enough Slayer t-shirts! Slayer t-shirts are the best
way to illicit a reaction out of your children and keep them on
their toes. With most featuring gruesome and scary looking
skulls, a Slayer t-shirt is likely to scare your children into
doing their chores, and keeping their friends in line through
fear! The only problem with this is that it could backfire on
you. What if your kids now think you are the coolest parent out
there because you like Slayer, just like them? Now they want the
same Slayer t-shirt you have!  slayer t-shirtsSlayer T-Shirts, I
mean, Why Not?  Think about it for a second. Think about all the
boring shirts you have right now. There’s probably some plain
black ones in there, maybe that joke shirt with a fuzzy cat
wearing sunglasses you