  *And a flamethrower.  Monday, January 12, 2009  Prince in
'Sensible' Shocker  St James' Palace issued an unreserved
apology last night following remarks by Prince Harry derided by
critics as 'sensitive' and 'sensible'.  In an as-yet-unpublished
interview with the Prince conducted in Afghanistan, Harry was
reported to have given a clear, concise and unbiased account of
himself, and there was outrage at his failure to use racist or
derogatory terms such as 'raghead' about the people who had been
trying to kill him and his platoon.  His Royal Highness then
referred to an Asian officer as, "my competent and esteemed
friend, who is a member of an ethnic minority group", a remark
which has shocked tabloid Royal-watchers.  Scumbag McRepublic,
Royal Correspondent for The Sunday Sport, said, "It's
disgusting. When a Royal Prince is being sensible, it just
outrages public values. He should be living up to expectation -
falling out of nighclubs drunk, wearing Nazi uniforms and being
crass. This stupid act by the Princ