Okay, time to say goodbye. I'm moving eight blocks up the
street. This has been absurd. I'm starting at the Village Voice
tomorrow. This is embarassing. TLDR warning. Whatever. Here we
go:  Big, big thank you for everyone who contributed today.
Maybe you noticed that I had some young writers write things!
They probably got the shit beaten out of them in the comments.
That's okay. There's been a lot of talk lately about Young Media
People trying to break in to The Industry! Truth be told, I
wanted this gig, I got it, I loved it. I'm not the first person
to want a job like this, and I won't be the last. And as opposed
to hearing about them, or hearing about them from them, or
hearing older people talk about what they should do, or me
telling them what they should do, I'd rather just hear from
them. Even better, give them some space to talk and get them
exposed. Also: they're gonna figure out how to do this on their
own without any of us telling them how to do it. If they want to
know, they'll probably ask. Hop