  The Awful Truth Behind 5 Items Probably On Your Grocery List
Hey, that banana you're eating, it probably killed somebody!
Enjoy it you heartless bastard! Sorry, we're just kidding, sort
of. Bananas don't kill people, people kill people...over
bananas. And soda. And a bunch of other shit.  For example...
Chiquita Bananas  Fresh Fruit, Bloody Wars  Here we have a
company whose president was quoted as saying "it's important
that I don't get too knowledgable about the past" upon taking
control of the company in 1975. The previous president, Eli
Black, had just left the company by way of leaping out the
window of his 44th floor office in the Pan Am Building in New
York rather than face prosecution for giving a bribe to the
president of Honduras. The dude didn't even give two weeks
notice.  What's this "past" he didn't want to think about? Well,
there's the massacre of striking workers in Colombia in 1928, at
the hands of the Colombian army and allegedly under the orders
of the company. Seriously, how could the