The Truth About Those Sarah Palin Pregnancy Coverup Rumors!S
UPDATE: Bristol Palin is pregnant, and John McCain supposedly
knew.  Image via Flatusyahu  When rumors surfaced Friday that
John McCain's pretty new totally un-vetted running mate Sarah
Palin's eldest daughter Bristol was the real mother of her Down
Syndrome-afflicted infant son Trig, and that she had merely
pretendednot very effectively at first! — to be pregnant with
the child to cover up Bristol's terrible scarlet shame, our
first thought was 1. Yeah right ha ha now get me another Black N
Tan followed closely by 2. But what a rich premise for a quirky
premium cable comedy on the unending travails of/unachievable
demands placed on the corruption-fighting Christian mom governor
from Alaska!* But someone else with better Photoshop skills
thought up that same joke. Which made us realize, is the basis
of this scurrilous rumor nothing but an obvious pun? As it turns
out, "um probably yes"! Because we just heard from Josh Moffet,
a 19-year-old Seward,