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Cute me me  A mythical creature which is a variant of the common
bear that is desperately trying to become extinct by only eating
bamboo, becoming increasingly popular to people as baby-less
sex, and hiding from zoos in the mountains of China. Pandas are
known as the foremost threat to the survival of the human
species (homo sapiens) and are known to attack unprovoked,
usually with the two balls in their head. Although seemingly
cuddly, children should be reminded that these bears tear you
limb from limb for their entertainment and devour your balls.
Any person who swears loyalty to PFF are usually safe from such
attacks.  Porcupines are the panda's sworn enemy and anyone
found by a panda with any such creature can expect to be
attacked on sight. They will chew ur head off! GRAWR!  Pandas
are also active in recruiting children for the PFF and have
adovocated that eventually all humans must a