27 May 2006  Huge White Cock  The Girl and I drove to Wichita
Falls today to shoot the "Front Side Championship" at Double Tap
Ranch. It's my birthday, and I like to grant one wish to a
friend. Since she was nice enough to ride with me, I decided to
give her that wish.  I asked what she'd like, and, well...here
it is.  Man, 33, marries woman, 104  A 33-year-old man in
northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying
mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report
said. It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his
wife's 21st,  I hope he has a pair of leather gloves and an
oyster shucker for the honeymoon. He'll need them.  26 May 2006
Dog Rescues Boy, 9, From Colorado River  A Labrador retriever
rescued a 9-year-old survivor of hurricane Katrina from a river
after the boy's raft hit a log and he fell overboard,
authorities said. The 2-year-old Lab, named Zion, jumped in the
river and swam to Ryan after he began screaming for help, said
Chelsea Bennett, 13, the dog's owner.