Eight Reasons You Should be Psyched To Get Your Period  I have
menstruating on the brain, friends!  Jan 11, 2013 at 10:00am |
Leave a comment   A bouquet? For me? Why Pierre, you shouldn't
have!  Hey, guys! Look at that headline I wrote. Isn't it
women's magazine-y? I love it.  This week, I heard a lot of talk
about how websites like xoJane are too much "rape" this or
"personal essay" that. I was like, "Well, OK." What else are
women going to talk about but rape and themselves? OH RIGHT.
Periods.  I have menstruating on the brain, friends! That sounds
like a scary medical condition, but it's actually not so bad.
I've been obsessed with mine recently because I am a female
comedian and that is all we talk about. Additionally, my last
period was a whole month late, which was very upsetting for many
reasons.  One, because the last time I had sex it was with a guy
who uses emoticons in text messages. I did not want to have that
Rosemary's Baby inside of me. Two, because I love getting my
period. It makes me feel i