52 definitions by Jamie Douglas  If someone is morbidly rotund,
obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as
being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact
that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational
pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as
bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend
light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large
star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as
such. "Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light.
Let's go give him a cake!" by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006 A
period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport
induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.  It
usually involves a lot of beer.  OMG - the Premiership and
Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions
League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the
middle of the cricket world cup, we