Written by Skoob1999  Print this  Saturday, 10 September 2011
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Arkansas The Dorking Review? It Is Shite! A Book Burning
Yesterday In Luton  HOG JAW, ARKANSAS - Outraged Mayor of Hog
Jaw, Anthony Xavier Swingerton, has, according to reports,
scheduled a public burning of the nearly best-selling book 'THE
DORKING REVIEW' - calling the book "an abomination in the face
of the eyes of the man with the world's largest scrotum."  Mayor
Swingerton called the book "an outrageous blight on the wheaty
goodness of the nation's breakfast," and a direct insult to the
man with the world's largest scrotum.  It has been alleged that
the Mayor of Hog Jaw, and several staffers at Hog Jaw City Hall
were instantly consumed with hatred, prompted by 'THE DORKING
REVIEW's' ambivalent attitude towards HOG JAW, ARKANSAS, and
immediately contacted the CIA via email, demanding to know why
HOG JAW, ARKANSAS, and the man with the world's largest scrotum,
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