 Cracked Columnists  10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake
Apocalypse  #5. The Complete Idiot's Guide to New Millennium
Predictions by The New Age Collective & Lisa Lenard  I'm
confused. You mean those other guides were for people who
weren't complete idiots?  #4. How to Profit from the Y2K
Recession by John Mauldin  The most obvious way to make money
from Y2K was to write a terrible book in the late nineties about
how to survive Y2K. The main problem I had with this one is that
it wasn't even published until well into 1999. Assuming you read
this the day it came out and put together a business plan and
found investors the next day, you'd maybe be up and running for
a week before your company's computers tore you apart for their
Y2K Robosports. Society was literally months away from
collapsing and this asshole wanted us to weasel money out of the
paranoid? What needless villainy. That's like Grand Moff Tarkin
calling the people of Alderaan and taking pre-orders on discount
rape whistles.  #3. Countdown to