  The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe)   What
the Fuck is That?  We'll tell you what it isn't: The 80s B-movie
featuring Lana Clarkson's immaculate breasts.  No, this is much
worse. The deathstalker scorpion blends into the desert sands of
Africa and is half the size of your foot. Deathstalker's are
aggressive and very nervous about intruders. Since you're likely
to not see them when you start fucking around in their habitat,
you'll probably end up getting stung several times.  What's this
Funny Feeling?  It's six different fast-acting neurotoxins that
are about to make you drop into the fetal position. The venom
from a deathstalker is meant to completely immobilize its prey
so that--you guessed it--it can eat it alive.  Thankfully,
you're much bigger than anything a deathstalker eats. Or are
you?  Here it is, deathstalking. Or stalking death. Whatever.
Something horrifying.  Will I Be Alright?  It's called the
fucking deathstalker. What do you think?  It causes several
deaths annually. If yo