Proof That Pretty People Don't Have Problems  The last Diary
entry of a now-deceased young woman who spent her life being
beautiful before she was run over. She even looked beautiful as
a stain on the grill of the #9 bus. This entry is proof that
pretty people live perfect lives.  You can tell she was serious
by the way she dotted her i's with hearts.  Just The Facts    1.
Pretty people don't need friends.   2. Pretty people don't have
feelings.   3. Pretty people can't write satire.  Dear Diary,
Today was another perfect day in Pretty Person World! Let me
start at the beginning.  This morning, I went to go get my
coffee, and I was kind of feeling down. You know, because my cat
just died a few days ago. I really loved that cat, and I was
thinking about her in line at the coffee place. I was on the
verge of tears, when a nice older man turned around and saw me.
"Smile!" he told me. "A pretty girl like you should always
smile!" And so I immediately felt better, and I smiled. Because
he was right. I should smil