1. cc      ‘Celebrity Charity Tabloid Roast at the Ha Ha Comedy
Club’      That title is longer than she is tall.    2. It had
to be said      Isn’t Mark Sanchez banging her?    3. your mom
Fun fact: Syphilis will make you fucking crazy.    4. Tila
Who does a girl have to suck off around here to get a…. I mean
does anybody here want sucked off?    5. Deacon Jones      Watch
out, boys.    6. baron of all media      I really really really
really really really want to have sex with her breasts. What are
the boobie to boner HIV transmission rates these days?
Nevermind. I’m sure it’s worth taking a shot.    7. Jeremy Feist
Why are two tarantulas attacking that wishing troll’s eyes?
• RS        Don’t people realize that those colored contacts
just make them look like scary monsters? They realize that,
right?    8. Why is she famous again?    9. Any Guy
hopefully the next lesbian she drives to suicide will be Sam
Ronson    10. Somebody get that forehead some bangs, stat!
11. Her eyes are