Kurt doesn't like this one bit.  He is currently pinned to his
bed by Finn Hudson, and it is starting to get very
uncomfortable.  It had started about an hour ago, at 5-freaking-
AM. Finn had started moaning in his sleep, which woke Kurt up.
He impatiently asked just what was the problem, and next thing
he knows? Finn's in his bed, hugging him from behind, pressing
his face into his neck.  And it is so awkward that Kurt wishes
that awkwardness was fatal so he can just die and get it over
with.  He tries asking Finn to please move, but the other boy
makes whimpering noises that clearly mean no. He tries wriggling
free, but Finn just holds on tighter. He even tried humming the
entirety of Lady Gaga's album 'Fame Monster' (because he knows
there's only so much Gaga Finn can take), but Finn just started
sleepily humming Journey to block him out.  So Kurt resigned
himself to the fact that Finn Hudson is going to force him to
spoon and not explain why.  He figures out what the problem is
eventually. Finn's forehead