Monday, April 27, 2009  The Misplaced Maidenhead  by Raelene
Gorlinsky  It's not just our romance heroes who sometimes have a
bit of a reality problem with their genitalia. (See "Every Dick
Has It's Day" blog post.) A lot of heroines have a part of their
pussy that's in the wrong place. And behaves oddly.  We all know
the scene:  Corwyndonus of the Cleaving Cock soothed his
innocent young bride. "Do not fear, my dear. 'Twill hurt only
this first time, and for but a few moments. I promise to be
gentle." He then positioned his mighty staff at her virginal
entrance. Slowly, slowly he entered her; inch by inch. When but
halfway to his goal, he felt the brave barrier that resisted his
masculine invasion. "Best I be quick," he murmured to Shy
Sheilandra. Drawing almost fully out, with but the head of his
massive organ still within her, he then thrust mightily to
demolish the gate of her keep, burying himself to the hilt.
Sheilandra screamed shrilly, beating on his shoulders with her
dainty fists and sobbing with ag