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duties.  The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.  The
2nd man had married a White woman. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.  The 3rd
man married a Samoan woman. He boasted that he had told her that
her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every
meal.  He said the 1st day he didn't' see anything, the 2nd day
he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling
had gone