Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat SportS  You thought New
Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert was tough? Wait until you see the
next generation of female soccer hooligans who will take over
America with their very unladylike football skills.  The Rhode
Island state soccer championships were apparently played in the
Thunderdome yesterday, as the final between Tolman and
Woonsocket ended a bit earlier than scheduled after a bench-
clearing, hair-pulling brawl broke out on the field. Woonsocket
was leading five to zip when Kristen Cahill got into a little
dustup with Tolman's Maria Lopera and things just went down hill
from there. Even better, there was another brawl during the
post-game medal ceremony, this time involving the fans of the
two schools up in the bleachers. Now that's fucking soccer!
Click to view  I think someone needs to put a stop to these
hyperviolent soccer girls before they make all the soccer-
playing boys in this country look like a bunch of weak bitches.
Fights break out at HS soccer game [WP