Monkey Pharmacy was formed during breakfast in 2003, when MP's
Prime Minister (Canadian for "President") Ken Lillie-Paetz
decided that he was not in nearly enough debt and wanted to free
himself from the last remaining vestiges of optimism he had
about the future. Under the assumption that the Apocalypse would
surely happen before the banks and credit unions caught on to
what he was up to, Mr. Lillie-Paetz quickly threw an enormous
amount of borrowed money into what would surely be a never-
ending sinkhole for cash.  Thus Monkey Pharmacy was born and
miraculously brought into creation (and, even more surprisingly,
publication) the comic books Elsinore and co-creation Monkey On
A Wagon vs. Lemur In A Big Wheel. Astounded by the shocking news
that some people actually might enjoy his cryptic and entirely
incoherent ramblings about the evolution of madness and the
destructive capabilities of amusing animals on stolen kiddy
wheels, Mr. Lillie-Paetz immediately fell into a deep depression
and decided to become a re