Cellphone Bacteria Warning: Not for the Squeamish  Okay, now
that you're done with lunch it's time to gross you out. A UK
newspaper reminds us that cellphones are just downright
disgusting, and are even dirtier than toilets. That's because
they're exposed to much more bodily bacteria than any toilet
seat. A combination of being near your mouth with all that spit
and stuff, and those cellphone electronics keeping the bacteria
warm all day turns that handset into a teeming metropolis of
creepy-crawley microbes, including such delectables as
Staphylococcus aureus, the bacteria responsible for pimples,
boils, pneumonia and meningitis.  Just keep in mind that there
are literally billions of bacteria, virii, and other various
insects and arachnids crawling all over your body right now.
Reminds us of the Penn & Teller Bullshit episode where they took
bacterial cultures from people's faces, hands and butts, and
guess which was cleaner?  If you guessed butts, you're right,
they were cleaner than faces and especially h