Miss California Carrie Prejean made headlines for expressing her
views on gay marriage. In this clip, from the Miss USA website,
she talks shit on another pageant contestant with her friend,
Miss Hawaii.  Seriously, it's almost like this is a skit from
SNL or something, it's so perfect. Prejean and Miss Hawaii
(Aureana Tseu) obviously don't like a certain other pageant
contestant but they mask this by feigning concern over her
eating habits, explaining that Miss USA should be "healthy."
However, then Prejean and Tseu decide that really, the problem
with this other contestant is her lack of manners, insisting
that she was rude because she didn't want to eat the food
provided for her, and asked the waiter to bring her something
more specific. Prejean — who has reportedly been dating Michael
Phelps on-and-off for the last year — says, "You need to be
adaptable. Even if you don't like seafood, eat the seafood."
(According to them, this has something to do with cultural
sensitivity. The irony is overwhelming.)  Mi