President Obama Moonlights As Coach For Daughter's Team  The
President regularly attends his daughter's Saturday morning
basketball games in a suburban Maryland gym, and this week he
stepped in and tried his hand at some coaching when the regular
parent volunteer wasn't able to. Sasha, however, wasn't there;
she's skiing in Colorado with her mother, sister, and some
friends. Cameras aren't allowed inside the gym, and thus no
pictures of our Girls' Basketball Coach-In-Chief exist, nor do
we know whether Obama had them run a triangle two defense
against the other team's guard-reliant offense. We also don't
know about his coaching style, whether he was more of a
simmering, angry Satan like Mike Krzyzewski or a chair throwing
Bobby Knight-esque madman or a calm Colonel Sanders Phil Jackson
type. What kind of a coach do you think Obama would be?  Obama
Coaches Sasha's Team, But Without Sasha [Daily Caller]