You may be a horse person if...  Every time you drive past a
construction site you think what nice jumps the barricades would
make.  You consider a golf course a waste of good pasture land.
You realize finding a horse shoe is truly lucky because it means
you've saved ten bucks. No one wants to ride in your car because
they will get hay in their socks and on their clothes.  Your
laundry includes breeches, horse blankets, saddle pads, polos,
etc.  You say "whoa", "hup", and 'cluck' to dogs.  You clean
tack, stalls, horses, and equipment waaay more willingly then
your room.  You can remember lessons, show days, and when it
comes to class schedules, no.  You are unreasonably pleased to
get a horse item, ANY horse item, as a gift. Books and movies
are ruined for you if horsemanship references aren't correct.
You fall off your horse and your main concern is if your horse
is okay. Most of your social life is with our barn friends.  You
have more horsey pictures on Facebook then pictures of you and
your friends.  Y