Nobody Smart Wants to Live in New EnglandS  Well well well,
quaint old New England is "reaching out" to its youth with a
simple message: please, don't move away as soon as you get the
chance. Sorry, "New" England. The youth are not about to be
suckered into spending any more time there than absolutely
necessary.  The WSJ reports that states all over New England are
launching marketing campaigns, internship programs, college
comedy tours—anything to keep young college grads from fleeing
New England for other, better places. Well, it won't work. Any
idiot can do the math on New England:  Plus: Quaint. Minus:
Quaint.  Plus: Fall foliage, apple picking. Minus: Your lifeless
body was found frozen atop Mount Washington after you went out
for a quick October hike.  Plus: Skiing. Minus: Eight months a
year of icy hell, virtually entombing you in a pre-modern
lifestyle of woodchopping and indoor-huddling.  Plus: Maple
syrup. Minus: I can buy maple syrup at the grocery store near my
home in a real city.  Plus: Bed and