Holy Bert's Baked Beans, Batman! Jader isn't dead!  No one can
guilt trip me like Angeles and AnkleBiter Conundrum can... So
here's something at least while I catch up on all those unread
manga chapters of Naruto to get my groove back...  Side note...
It's been EXACTLY a year since I last updated... I don't know
what that means, but I thought I should mention it.  Omake
Theater #2: The PLOT will return I swear it!  "Hatake Kakashi is
a woman!" Jiraiya shouted, bursting into the Kunai, a popular
ninja hangout.  Silence greeted him as the ninjas all froze,
staring at the red faced older man.  A wide grin crossing his
face Jiraiya pulled out a stack of photographs and spread them
out like cards. "I got pictures of him! Changing!"  There was a
moment's hesitation, then the old man found himself swamped by
ninjas ogling the photos and wondering if they could order this
or that print in a poster size. Prepared for such requests,
Jiraiya only continued to grin as he took down orders left and
right... Life was good.