Wednesday, September 5, 2012  The Beach Girls (1982)  Directed
by Bud Townsend  Starring Debra Blee, Jeana Tomasina, Val Kline 
Rated R  "We deserve a party. We need a party."   Director Bud
Townsend (RIP) does not have a particularly long or wide-ranging
resume, but most of the films he made have been memorable:
1969's gruesome Nightmare in Wax, 1972's creaky haunted house
flick Terror House (starring Russ Meyer girl Janet Wood), the
frequently amazing Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical
Fantasy (1976), breezy high school sex comedy Coach, starring
Cathy Lee Crosby (1978), and of course his career high, The
Beach Girls. Lost in the shuffle of bikini-romps during its
initial release and unfairly obscure even now, The Beach Girls
is quintessential 80's T&A cinema, a virtually plotless series
of lightweight antics wholly dedicated to laughs and boners, and
nothing else. The Beach Girls has no underlying message, no
hidden agenda. It assumes you like boobs and watching nerds
getting socked in the nuts, and t