UnNews:K.I.A Mickey Mouse  From Uncyclopedia, the content-free
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Mickey decided to wear is old war uniform from the '40s when he
was sent Afghanistan. Big mistake as it turned out.  Disneyland
Kabul, Afghanistan -- After many years of movie work, being a
mascot at Disneyland, and molesting little kids, Mickey Mouse
traded in his stupid ass pants for full military uniform. This
was not the first time Mickey was in war. Mickey fought in World
War II, where he was confused and accidentally fought for the
Nazis. The American government said it was all a
misunderstanding and allowed Mickey to come back home alive
rather than in a body bag.  Almost immediately after signing
into the army, he was packed into a box and flown to Afghanistan
where he was given his weapon and sent for a full military
briefing. The Walt Disney Corporation decided to help with the
situation in the Middle East by building a theme park. They
built Disneyland Kabul in Afghanistan whe