TITANIC 'UNLIKELY' TO SINK AGAIN, says prof - apparently
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news on the science wires this morning as - by an amazing
coincidence, just ahead of the centenary of the tragedy ocean
collision plunge sinking of famous real-life blockbuster movie
ocean liner Titanic - we read the headline: Titanic Disaster
'Unlikely to Happen Again'!  That might seem obvious as the
Titanic remains firmly on the Atlantic seabed onto which she
sank after a rare conjunction of the Moon, by sheer fluke,
hurled an iceberg into her path in a freak mass drowning
destruction horror incident fashioned of pure human-drama box
office gold.  The chances of the Titanic being raised somehow
from the freezing ocean depths, restored lovingly once more to
her full fin-de-siècle glory (complete with inadequate
lifeboats, incompetent officers and foolish owners hell-bent on
a risky northern shortcut) and then crammed with a q