Romeo, Oh Romeo, Wherefor art thou, Romeo? I'm down here!  How
many times have you seen this bad parody (Or a variation
thereof)? It really annoys me. Wherefor doesn't mean where.
Where - for. (Questioning word)-(Purpose). "For what reason is
this?"  And so, "Romeo, Oh Romeo, Wherefor art thou Romeo? Would
not a rose by any other name smell as sweet?" Why are you Romeo?
Why does your name matter that much? It's just a name, you'd be
the same person no matter what you were called...  If "wherefor"
did mean "where", the whole flow of the narrative is destroyed -
"Romeo, where are you? By the way, it doesn't matter what you're
called".  Doesn't work, does it?