News Alert Men Convicted of Stealing $175K in South…  Musings on
Mother's Day  Inspired by a chid's question, the editor ponders
what the world would be like if God was a mother.  When my son,
Jack, was three-years old he asked me if God had feet.  Seeing
how thrown I was by that question (does God have feet?) he
softballed me with this follow-up: how do we know God is a
father and not a mother?  Instinctively, I answered, “Because no
mother would ever create order out of chaos and then go and undo
it by creating man."  “Also," I continued, "Two days tops to
create a universe because no mother has the luxury of seven days
to get anything done."  His question did force me to think what
the world might be like if God was a mother. And so I wrote:  If
God Was a Mother, her Commandments would read:  Do not waste
thine time carving what I say onto stone tablets for no one will
read them and, undoubtedly, someone will break them and I will
have to sweep the mess. If thou wishes to be helpful, do a load
of laundry i