The Let's Play Archive  Legend of Zelda: The Adventure of Link
by seiferguy  Part 18: How I learned to stop worrying and love
the Downstab. Part III   This is it! Mario and Downstab will
battle it out for the possession of the Triforce!  Why do you
even need the Triforce? No reason, just to piss you off. Let's
fight, bitch.  Mario and Downstab ready themselves when...  Is
that... Locke Cole?  Hey guys, I'm here to let you know that
every goddamned video game character is watching this. Even that
furry, Master Chief is tuning in. We want a goddamn good fight.
If this turns out good, maybe Square-Enix might give me my own
spinoff series like that dick, Vincent.  Sound good, Downstab?
Uh, k.  And you, Mario? Okie Dokie.  Alrighty then! Let's GET IT
ON.  I'm fucking outta here.  The Mortal Kombat begins.  They
lunge at each other! Ya know, I've gotten stronger since they've
made me go sideways. Don't brag. I'm already on my second
sequel.  Downstab stabs and misses!  Let's see you jump this
high, Downstab. Oh I