 Smithson Thus Far... ·   Originally the dialogue in the last
two panels was much longer and went into much more detail about
bad episodes of "Star Trek: Voyager." For the record, my least
favorite episodes are actually the ones from later in the series
where Janeway had a holographic Irish boyfriend, a character my
friend Jaye referred to as "Janeway's Holodeck vibrator." My
favorite episode is the one where the Doctor gets stuck on this
planet where time moves differently and becomes an opera singer.
Man, "transformation" doesn't fit comfortably into that balloon
at all. Long words are a pain in the butt sometimes.  Speaking
of discomfort, this has got to be a weird situation for Dave.
It's really strange when someone you find attractive starts
turning into you, unless you've been married for a few years, in
which case it's probably inevitable.  Ha, "old Battlestar
Galactica"! "Tapes"! Truly it was a different and primitive era.
That's a great Charlie Brown sob in the last panel. If I were
drawing it t