The Pudding Machine That Yells At KidsS  You know what kids
don't deserve? Free pudding. And you know why? Because they're
too damn eager. Puppy dog eyes may work on spineless parents,
but they're not gonna move Kraft's stone hearted sample
dispenser.  Jell-O's Temptations dessert is being marketed to
adults so this vending machine has built-in face recognition to
check the age of anyone who approaches. And if you're too young
the dispenser will shut down and ask you to step aside without
giving you a sample. Rules are rules, people.  Developed by
Intel, the dispenser uses facial data, like the size of your
eyes and their distance apart, to figure out how old you are. It
can also determine gender and whether or not you start smiling
once your sample is dispensed. The device does not take or store
photos, because that would make this whole idea super creepy.
Unlike that smiling thing.  Ed Kaczmarek, Kraft's director of
innovation and consumer experiences, says that the machine "has
a big gee-whiz factor." Clea