PETA: Carlos Danger Weiners Might Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Thumbnail image for carlosdangerweiner.jpg Carlos Danger Weiners
They sure look virile enough. Leave it to PETA to turn a large
wiener into a limp noodle.  The animal rights group has just
sent a letter to Carlos Danger Weiners' president, Randall
Richards, calling for him to offer a veggie dog in addition to
his beefy product.  See also: Carlos Danger Weiners: Hot
Political Sausage Available Now  PETA's senior VP of campaigns,
Dan Matthews, said, "Playing on the double entendre of Anthony
Weiner's name to sell a product that can contribute to impotence
in men is like selling an energy drink that puts you to sleep."
That statement alludes to the fact that a diet high in animal
products has been linked to various health problems, including
heart disease, diabetes, and obesity, of which impotence can be
a side effect.  We spoke with Randall Richards, who confirmed he
received PETA's plea. He told Short Order that he thinks adding
a veggie dog to his