It's hard to imagine what kind of fairy tales a young German boy
has to grow up with to inspire a life spent crafting a
ridiculous slingshot-based arsenal, but Joerg Sprave seems
particularly endeared to Hansel & Gretel. So to celebrate the
upcoming film loosely based on that story, Joerg's created what
has to be one of the scariest devices to ever come out of his
armory: a massive bazooka that's able to behead whatever or
whoever's in its sights.  It is, of course, designed with
witches in mind, making it easy to take them out of commission
with one well-placed shot. But there's no reason it can't also
come in handy at picnics, slicing up a watermelon for all to
enjoy. Or for finding and prepping the perfect the perfect
Thanksgiving turkey. The possibilities are endless. [YouTube]
And yes, we realize that Joerg's latest creations are basically
just a commercial for the upcoming Hansel & Gretel film, but
that doesn't make this beheading bazooka any less awesome.