10 July 2006  An open letter from the Grand Wizard -- or I mean
the Minute Men...sorry.  I don't know about y'all, but frankly I
did believe our country had been invaded yesterday. And it
wasn't by those dirty illegals from south of the border, if you
catch my drift. You know, the ones who might get their backs a
little bit wet from wading in rivers. Heh heh. Not that I have
anything against them as people. No. Just that the US is already
overpopulated -- no open spaces anywhere, you can look for
yourself -- and for chrissakes the US is an English speaking
country already.  Anyway, I was all surprised because goddamn if
those flags didn't look like Eye-Talian flags and I thought shit
if they didn't get Mussolini back in power and sneak up on us
like the dirty little d-- wait a minute...sorry about that. I
almost got ahead of myself I got so excited. What I'm talking
about is pride. This here is America, and yesterday I saw all
these Red, White, and Green flags and I'm thinking to myself,
this here's America,