Have you seen Crouchie, with his pubic fluff?  Hunter Davies'
"The Fan" column.  Peter Crouch, complete with "public fluff".
Photograph: Getty Images  I’ll be pleased when Movember ends and
this pathetic attempt to grow moustaches for charidy is over. As
someone with a real, manly, educated, cultured tash, I think
it’s just laughable. Have you seen Peter Crouch with his pubic
fluff? Put it away, Pete. Or Michael Owen with his stick-on?
I’ve had mine for must be . . . well, I can’t quite remember.
There was a stage when I used to shave it off in the winter
before I went to the sun, in order to get my top lip brown. Then
I’d let it grow on my return.  There’s a snap of me from the
Sixties, complete with long, bushy sideboards. My children say,
“Oh, you looked like George Best.” I say, “No. George Best
looked like me.” Which is true. Chaps of a certain age, at that
time, did look much the same. We copied each other.  It was
never really a fashion statement for me. I had such a heavy
growth in those days and I w