Live Weeknights at 7PM ET  In Your Pantaloons 01.05.10  Posted
January 5, 2010 - By Eugene Morton  In Your Pantaloons
01.05.10Put the revelry and wild antics of the new year behind
you and focus your mind and your will upon attaining the sober
vigilance which can only be achieved once you have mastered the
powers that rule thee In Your Pantaloons.  In my workshop at
home, I've got posters of a couple bikini models up on the
walls. My wife hates them and wants me to take them down, but I
say, "no way." First, it's my manly sanctuary and what goes on
in there is none of her business. Second, it's not like I'm
actually cheating with one of those models. We've been fighting
about this for weeks. How do I get her to shut up?  She shall
not be silent so long as the images that doth offend remain
enshrined in your holy of holies. Never the less, sir, tis' for
thine own good and the sake of thy morals and thy marriage that
ye take down the lust-inducing scrolls that are as thin and
shallow as the strumpets printed th