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< Server:Kargath US      Yossarian is a mystery to all sentient
life. He is neither physical, nor ethereal. He isn't light, and
he isn't dark. He's not chocolate, but not quite vanilla either.
Yossarian ("Yoss" for short) is the reason Conan O'Brien can't
comb his hair right. By just his mere presence, he inflicts his
will upon people.      Yoss is the reason that toilets flush the
other way around in the southern hemisphere.      Yoss invented
the cork. He also popularized Leg-Warmers, and then purposely
un-popularized them.      His legend precedes him, in the way
that lightning precedes thunder.        Advertisement | Your ad
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