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The thoroughly modern design of the Academy building.  The
Hellsing Music Academy, founded in 1893, is school that teaches
vampires to sing, and make more...constructive use of their
might. Along with vampire civil rights the academy also supports
Nazi Eating, Bishop Bashing, and the Injury to the Eye Motif.
The year was 1893 and Abraham Van Helsing, aged and weary of
hunting vampires had an idea. Instead of running around hunting
easily ressurectable vampires, he could turn them into friendly,
respectable, tax paying members of society. But how? After hours
of drinking he got an idea from playing around with his name: he
would make Hell sing. Ageless vampires could make supherb choir
singers since their voice never changes from pueberty. And they
could get