Project e-MANcipate aims to establish that male pantyhose usage
is "healthy, sexy, and positive." In the process, it
demonstrates that the fruitiest undergarments aren't always of
the loom. Even those homoerotic Hanes commercials don't convey
"luxuriant feyness" quite like male leggings. The site's models
include this shady Steven Seagal-looking character, who proves
pantyhose aren't just for pretty boys. Some of the stockings
make the wearers look like they're fitted with exotic racing
blade attachments, like amputee sprinter Oscar Pastorius. These
hosers are aptly dressed for activities such as straddling a
suitcase, posing semi-nude with the whitest woman alive, and
preparing to flash a little pattern-printed calf during the next
business meeting. The site claims that pantyhose "improve
performance in sports," which should help these stylish dandies
sprint away from angry mobs who are not yet ready for the
mantyhose movement. Sometimes it's tough, being a fashion
trailblazer.  – Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller