The Talking Dog  September 19, 2008, The Arrrthritic Avenger!
Arrrrr, as we continue with "talk like a pirate day," we give
you Honest John McCain (the arrrrthritic avenger, maties!)
tellin's us that... wait for it... Barack Obama probably
singlehandedly caused the current financial meltdown because of
his associations with various financial figures. Oh, I hear
Obama lived next door to Tony Rezko. Honest John McCain must not
be takin' his meds, or he'd remembered that old gem!  Arrr....
reminds me of the time Pink Pirate Palin was pretendin' to
oppose a bridge to nowhere while she was actually supportin'
it... but no matter what, Pink Pirate Palin still raided Uncle's
treasury to build the road to the bridge to nowhere, even though
the bridge to nowhere was nowhere, so the road went... nowhere
(albeit at a cost of fewer dubloons!)