Listen, man, the first thing I want you to know is that all my
credentials are listed as soon as you get to plottpalmtrees.com.
Scroll down a bit. Check out my shit. Look at that photo. Yeah,
that's me mean-muggin' with that glorious Befort Palmetto. I'm
Eric Geoffrey Plott, and I'm bringing palm trees to the greatest
fuckin' state - Missouri.  I assure you, this is no hustle.
Would a hustler use Comic Sans? Nope. I'm laid-back, vacation-
relaxed, just like my trees. I know what you're thinking - palm
trees are expensive as shit. Not if the Plotts have anything to
say about it! (We do.) You can expect the best - the best trees,
the best ladies, and the best YouTube videos. Have you seen the
movie of our trip to Houston? It's only 33 minutes long, you
should check it out. It's like you're right there with us!
What's that you say? Oh! The ladies! Yes, well, come take a
gander at our beauties lazing happily in the shade of one of our
wonderful palm trees. Check out the Palm Tree Girl of the Month.
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