Washington Capitals  From Uncyclopedia, the content-free
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every goal Ovechkin scores this season, well, I'd have enough to
buy a coke. Maybe three.” Washington Capitals  Conference
Eastern Division South Eastern Arena Verizon Center City
Washington D.C. Colors RED!, White, and sometimes Blue Stanley
Cups  :( Owner Ted Leonsis Fans 106 "true" fans, about a
trillion otherwise For those without comedic tastes, the self-
proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Washington
Capitals.  The Washington Capitals are the greatest hockey team
in the NHL in the entire world. The fact that they STILL haven't
won a Stanley Cup does not diminish from their status as
greatest team in the world in the entire universe. By the way,
Sidney Crosby is a whinny little bitch. It is rumored that
Alexander Ovechkin in fact makes up the majority if not the
entire team, although other players on the Capitals have denied
this in public many times. Privately they a