   PRO: It's Got an Okay Title Sequence The title sequence is
pretty...okay. It's illustrated and there's a lot of zooming
around because, you know, it's in 3D, and you need to justify
that extra cost. (It's also, amazingly, being released in IMAX
3D, which goes to show you how many screens are available in
January.) Also, during the credit sequence, you get to see the
words "Produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay," which will
immediately bring to mind the films that Ferrell and McKay have
made together -- "Step Brothers," "Anchorman," "Talladega
Nights" and "The Other Guys." Thinking of these movies will
probably give you a moment of peace, or maybe even cause a smile
to slide across your face, which is more than I can say about
anything that's actually in "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters."
CON: Pretty Much the Whole Movie Where to begin? The movie is a
horrible, horrible-looking mishmash, attempting to reconcile
storybook mythology with more modern smart-asser-y (in ye' olden
times did people really use th