Savage Love  I am a straight, monogamous man with normal sexual
predilections. I don't need to find someone to pee on me, paddle
my butt, tell me about fucking other men, or anything else too
weird. So why am I writing to you? First, I wanted to thank you
for printing all the letters from the perverts. I feel lucky
that my sexuality is wired the way it is, and I'm thankful every
time I read your column and am reminded of the sexuality I might
have gotten.  Second, do you have any idea what kind of sexual
propensities Americans have, percentage wise? I'm especially
interested in knowing how many of us are muff divers. Being one
myself, I wonder what kind of company I'm in.  Tom In Denver
You're in good company, TID. Like dogs, all men who muff dive go
to heaven. And while I could dig up a stat for you
somewhere—hell, you could dig up the stat yourself (have you
heard of Google?)—what difference does a stat make? Like the
perverts who fill you with that there-but-for-the-grace-of-God-
go-I feeling, TID, you lik