Daily Fribble: The House Is Down Again!? [Fribble] May 5, 2000
Fribble Daily Fribble: The House Is Down Again!?  By Randy
Befumo May 5, 2000  "Holy smokes! The house is down again
today!" cried Burt Cambell as he peered at the ticker tape
scrolling across CNHC.  His wife, Dottie, called out from the
kitchen. "What's wrong, honey?"  "The house. It is down again
today. The ticker is reporting the quote for 121 Maple Lane as
down $5000 today." Burt grimaced angrily and pounded on the arm
of his recliner with a balled-up fist.  "Could it be a mistake?
You know, last week you were following 120 Maple Lane for three
days before you figured out what was wrong." Dottie turned off
the kitchen faucet and proceeded to begin loading the
dishwasher.  "Dag nabbit, I am positive it was 121 Maple. There
was breaking news on the whole development earlier today." Burt
stood up and began to pace back and forth across the sparsely
decorated living room. Boxes strewn about from their recent move
still littered the common area. "