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the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Public
toilet.  A public toilet (also called a bathroom, restroom,
comfort room, powder room, toilet room, washroom, water closet,
W.C., public lavatory, or the bog and the John for slang) is a
public toilet facility — an absolutely terrible place to be,
especially if you are involved in some sort of hijinx in which
potential death or torture is involved. There are two types of
public bathrooms:  edit Sketchy Ones  Sketchy public bathrooms
are to be stayed away from, if at all possible (especially the
one at Pioneer Park downtown - yikes).  If you wake up inside
one, just saw your leg off.  The danger levels of public
bathrooms vary with circumstance. There are some in which, if
entered, one will surely be raped or tortured. They are
definitely not good places in which to hide from dinosaurs. The
raptors will find a way in and s