   Funny Jokes 2012  Nice collection of short funny jokes 2012:
1.Marriage proposal .A young boy have come to meet a man saying
that he wants to marry her daughter. Father: What do you do?
Boy: I do robbery, stealing, murder etc. Father: But that’s are
all the negative activity. Is there any positive thing that you
have? Boy: Oh, yes sir. I am HIV positive.  2. Shopping A man
went to a shop to buy a tie for him. Salesman: How can I help
you sir? Man: I am looking for a tie which will be the mixed
color of milk and coffee. Salesman: Okay sir. But let me know
first whether you will take sugar or not?  3.Father and son A
dad is talking to his little son. Dad: What you do when I become
angry with you? Son: Actually I go to the toilet, dad. Dad:
Toilet? Why? Son: I just clean the toilet. Dad: That’s strange.
Why do you do that? Son: I just use your toothbrush to clean the
toilet!  4. Comb A man goes to a shop and ask the salesman for a
comb. Salesman: Good evening sir. How can I help you? Man: One
of my comb’s te