Why Do People Keep Getting Plastic Surgery?S  This may seem like
an easily answered question — people get plastic procedures
hoping to look young and beautiful forever — but given a recent
spate of cosmetic surgery horrorshows, we increasingly just
don't understand why anyone gets "work done."  Look at how
plastic surgery is trending, right now!  Remember Heidi Montag?
She's a character from MTV's The Hills who used to be a person.
That was many moons and several faces ago, and now Heidi looks
like this:  Click to view  Bahhh! That's a new highly humorous
PSA about credit card regulations or something, the joke being
that Heidi is now entirely made of plastic and chemical, just
like the credit cards she's saying bad things about. You know
who directed this thing? Ron Howard. What an enabler! But also,
why is Heidi joking about her face and not being able to smile
and things like that? I mean, she actually can't smile and
things like that. And she seems to know that. So why would she
get the surgeries done in