Shouldn't you have sorted this out already?  Look Pro(phetic):
Muck Around with Your Seatpost  by brett / Feb 19 2012 / 153
posts  I have a friend who is borderline OCD. He’ll sometimes
wash his hands dozens of times a day, doesn’t like sticky stuff,
cats drive him to antihistamine hell and there is a place for
everything, with everything in its place. This can be annoying,
not only for those around him, but especially for himself. It’s
not a great place to be.  The upside is his bikes are always
meticulously maintained, fully Rule compliant, or they are in a
state of tear-down having last week’s grease freshened up and
each ball bearing individually polished. He’s gotten it under
control quite admirably these days, and while a chip in the duco
of his beautiful steel frame will still understandably piss him
off, there’s not the slightest hint of sending it back to Italy
to be re-sprayed by the 78 year old artisan who originally
painted it, who inconveniently happened to retire in 1984. But
you can rest assure