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Monday April 15th, 2013  I'm not saying I did or didn't watch
the MTV Movie Awards last night but if I did I'd really like
someone to explain to me what the hell a Macklemore is and why
that big guy who sings with them wears such tight shirts? I had
a lot of trouble accepting I was an XL too but I'm pretty sure
this guy is still trying to squeeze into a size small.      In
Real People News:   If you're going to make a big purchase you
want to try out the goods before you put down your hard earned
money. Weather it's a new car or a large band saw. Of course if
you're this guy in Los Angeles and you're going to test out a
saw by trying to chop off your arms you might want to ask for a
private room or something. People don't want to see that crap
when they're looking for a new ceiling fan.  I've learned a few
things about sports here in Chicago since moving to the area and
probably the best fact is that the Cubs suck and everyone here
blames it on a goa