The Eric Massa Story Is About Every Single Political Story of
Our TimeS  "He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to
snorkel him." Eric Massa's Navy shipmates are speaking out. Add
them to the list of people Massa's touched, from Rahm Emanuel to
David Paterson. This story has everything.  In the course of his
meltdown, this former New York congressman has managed to inject
himself into every single major political/media story of the
last year. It is uncanny. Just take a look at the list.  Sex
Scandals  Viewed in the right light, politics is just an endless
succession of sex scandals of varying magnitude. When the
initial reports of "sexual harassment" surfaced, devoid of
details, it was easy to place Representative Eric Massa
alongside Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, Mark Sanford, and the
rest of the losers who let their unchecked passions ruin their
political careers. But it was not some boring consensual
heterosexual affair that Massa was guilty of!  Closeted
Politicians  The harassment allegations were