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navigation, search  “Why the hell are you even quoting me
here?!! I've had quite enough of you putting me on this page
without my permission. The least you could do is pay royalties,
but nooooo, you had to go and rip me out of context!” ~ Oscar
Wilde on Diatribes  A diatribe is a speaking vendetta launched
by a total loser who has nothing better to do with his time than
just bitch about everything to no end, as if his speaking points
were what defined his entire existence. Seriously, guys like
that piss me off, okay? What's worst about them is how they
incessantly whine about the smallest detail of whatever tiny,
indistinguishable flaw they can find.  What really grinds my
gears  What really grinds my gears is the fact that these
pointless wastes of RAM, ink, and pulp even make it outside of
the tiny minds in which they are conceived. I mean, who the hell
cares besides you weanies? What makes you think I want to hear
it in the first place? I honestly