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turkey baster roulette A game played involving one female and a
minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for
handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is
required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful
containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male
uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the
combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the
'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and
pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is
born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the
participants are proven to be the father of the child, they
lose. Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house?
She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for
turkey baster roulette. rss and gcal