Your Crush's Roommate Why does the hottest girl in the dorm have
to have the frumpiest roommate ever to be admitted to college? 
It is a guarantee that the first time you actually work up the
nerve to "randomly" stop by your crush's room due to the fact
that you were in the building to "see a friend and oh my god
didn't even realize you lived here!" she will be gone at class
and you will be suckered into an awkward conversation with her
roommate that bears a close resemblance to a she-male
wideclops.  Avoid any and all interaction with this girl, unless
you want to hear about her soon-to-be released anthology of pony
related poems.  The 27-Year Old Graduate Student While all other
students decided that living in a closet with another human
being and showering in piss wasn't for them and moved off
campus, this guy decided to grow his hair into a pony-tail and
stick it out in the dorms for another 9 years.  Only approach
this individual if you want to hear about his Latin-American
History thesis or if you need