Tuesday, October 04, 2011  College Football...The Triumphant
Return!                 "That Bauserman sure is purty.  He can
suck my tooth any day."  I just want to throw this out there
first.  Cam Newton can get fucked and float back down to earth
at his earliest convenience.  I'm not gonna bore you with the
details, just know I want Cam to suffer a knee injury so severe
they have to fix him with dead guy parts.  Upon further review,
that last statement was a little too harsh so I'll back off some
and revise to:  I want Cam to start hanging out with Vince Young
in the hopes of whatever Young has that makes him so terrible
rubs off.  That's better.  I heard there was some college
football on Saturday.  The envelopes please...  Pussy Magnet
award - Russell Wilson (Wisconsin)  I'm selling all of my
personal items and putting it all in Russell Wilson stock.  I'm
calling it now.  Heisman Trophy winner.  Who the fuck needs
baseball?  This cat is currently playing himself into the first
round of the NFL draft.  The