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pre-grease The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in
anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime.
This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often
found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence
of inaction. "Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get
those reports done for the meeting on Friday"  "Relax, I pre-
greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be
good." rss and gcal