The Gym: Issue #14   At my gym, there's this guy that always
wears shorts, but never any type of underwear. How do I know
this? Because when he uses the seated pec fly machine (located
right in front of the pull-up bar that I use for a lot of my
workouts), he spreads his leg and at least on ball will droop
out onto the seat. After one long set at the machine, he got up
to get some wipes to disinfect the seat. On the seat, there was
one circle of sweat, exactly where his ball had been.  - Lee  I
used to go to the local YMCA to work out because they have a
pool and a basketball court. One day while swimming a few laps,
an elderly gentleman was finishing up his set and climbed out
the pool. He drops his shorts right there, rings them out into
the pool and casually walks into the change room, just flapping
in the wind.  Everyone's jaws drop as they look away in disgust.
The lifeguard wasn't even fazed one bit as he looked up slowly
from whatever he was reading, didn't even blink, and went back
to reading. Judging