Review by John The Ax  "This game went through development as
fast as the gameplay."  Okay, maybe it didn\'t. Maybe it took a
long time in development. At first glance at the first menu, it
appears to have been a rush job. The lack of options brings this
game to a halt, and the speed puns will not stop during this
review, guaranteed!  Okay, so, if you don\'t know what F-Zero
is, well, welcome back to planet Earth. There\'s no rock big
enough to hide under to keep you ignorant of F-Zero, but for the
whole one of you who\'s clueless (yes, I know who you are!),
I\'ll explain. Imagine NASCAR. Without the wheels. With roller-
coaster-like tracks. Where anything goes. Where the cars
especially go, around 900 kph (yes, not mph, darn.). In fact,
just ignore the whole NASCAR thing. It\'s racing. Hardcore
racing. This can be good or bad, but this game is pure skill,
and it has a comic-book style theme, so it can\'t be THAT bad,
right?  Sound: 6/10. Ugh, if you don\'t think the announcer has
problems, you must have probl