Forgot your password? User Journal  Journal: I've never been one
of those women. 2  Journal by Czarina Burrito  You know, the
ones who have been planning their weddings since they were five
years old. Honestly, ever since I found out what a wedding is
(and I quote the 8-year old me at my sister's wedding: "Ew! You
have to kiss in front of everybody?!* I'm never getting
married!"), I've been trying to figure out how best to not have
one.  But then I found out that the Science Museum has banquet
facilities**, thanks to janeowit. What better reason for a party
is there?!*** I would finally have an excuse to inflict pocket
periodic tables upon everybody! It would be fabulous.  [*] I'm
still not doing it.  [**] Of course you are bound to use their
caterer, which happens to be the same one that sells hot dogs
out of a cart at the Zoo.  [***] Except possibly to be rich
enough to afford a party at the Guthrie, which would happening
approximately never and periodic tables would just seem out of
place.   Journal: Real