Mexicans have a more cordial relationship with Death than
gabachos do   Down Under, Mexicans Blow  Dear DUMB:
"Paraphernalia"? I hope that's what you call the tombstones of
your relatives. Actually, I hope you don't, because that just
means you're even more of an insensitive baboso than you
currently are. Primeramente, despite the strenuous efforts of
hipsters, Día de los Muertos (that last word is masculine —
hence the use of the masculine plural article los instead of the
feminine singular la you used. How gringo of you!) is actually a
solemn holiday; everything used for a display has a personal
meaning not easily purchased at Party City. As I've written
before, Mexicans have a much more cordial relationship with
Death than gabachos, so descansos commemorating accidents can
stay up for years in Mexican neighborhoods, and no one gets
their chonis in a bunch like you have. How is remembering
someone "littering"? As long as it's not on private property,
why does a roadside memorial bother you? May a pigeon per