Stupid Terrorists Almost Accidentally Attacked Canada  Here's
the Yemeni parcel bomb clarity you've been seeking: one of the
two bombs intercepted by authorities was on a timer set to
detonate as the plane flew over America's Eastern seaboard. But
the bombers miscalculated.  The British police say the ink-
toner-cartridge bomb was set to explode at 5:30 a.m. Eastern
time, which the bombers calculated would have placed the plane
over the Eastern U.S. Wrong, bitches. According to the
Washington Post:  The same UPS flight can take different routes
on different days, sometimes shortening the time needed to reach
the United States. At 5:30 a.m. Oct. 29, the flight carrying the
bomb was about 160 miles northwest of Quebec City, according to
FlightAware, a Houston-based group that provides flight tracking
data.  So, not only was the plan foiled—even if it had happened,
it would have been an attack on Canada. And Canadians are not
provoke-able.