Rambling toward Week 14     Updated: December 5, 2008    • Email
• Print   • Share  Thoughts while waiting for NFL.com to sell a
No. 17 Giants jersey with "H. Smith" on the back...  I can't
remember: Was it the 1931 or the 1932 Bears who had their season
fall apart after Red Grange and Bronko Nagurski were caught with
StarCaps in their urine samples?  Chad Johnson  Stephen
Dunn/Getty Images  "Next time I get to the end zone, I'm totally
doing the Plax dance! In other words, you have nothing to worry
about, Mr. Goodell."  Like everyone else, I'm still disappointed
that a receiver didn't honor Plaxico Burress last weekend by
catching a touchdown, then pretending to shoot himself in the
leg with the football and limping around. This never would have
not happened if Chad Johnson was still alive.  So ... um ... do
Houston's four WNBA championship banners show up on eBay next
week? The week after? How does this work? I want to buy one with
my newly created eBay username, "wenevergotnext."  Best joke
that's been e