Hershey&#39;s Is Making Their Own Chocolate Spread to Take Down
NutellaS  Sick of playing second fiddle to that dirty seductress
known as Nutella (if you're balking at that statement, come
ON—would you rather have a stale little Hershey's Kiss or a
fucking spoonful of thick, chocolatey nut spread!?), the
Hershey's corporation has announced their own line of spreadable
chocolate wonders. Hershey's Spreads will come in three
varieties: chocolate, chocolate with almond, and chocolate with
hazelnut. COME AT NUTELLA, BRO.  Via FoxNews:    "The average
American snacks more than two times a day and what better way to
transform everyday snacks into delicious treats, than with the
genuine chocolate flavor that only Hershey can deliver," said a
spokeswoman for Hershey's in a press release.  A Hershey
statement also suggested pairings with pineapples and pickles.
I know all you high-horse dark-chocolate snobs think that
Hershey's is hella janky (and yes, I am AWARE that it's
technically made out of beetle anuses and c