Here's a reconstruction of what allegedly happened when Steve
Jobs was caught with shurikens at Kansai Airport. OK, it's
actually a reconstruction of how we all imagined it. But even
while Apple denied it, Steve could still be a ninja.  Let's
think about this again: Apple denied that Steve was caught with
ninja stars at Kansai International Airport, Japan. Assuming
that's the truth—because we all know Apple never ever lies—they
didn't say he wasn't a ninja. They said he wasn't carrying ninja
stars, which is actually a sign that he may be a real ninja,
because a real ninja will never be caught alive with his stars.
I rest my case. [NEXTTV]