Friday, January 12, 2007  Foster Imposters  After years off the
air, they're back. Do you need your memory refreshed? These two
delightful chickens are on the run, toward the Foster Farms
compounds of the West. That's right—they're making a jail
break... in reverse. They are just dying to die under the Foster
Farms flag, such is their devotion to the agro-industrial
complex. And to pull off this caper, these chronically
malnourished birds must impersonate the coddled poultry of
Foster Farms.  They brave barking dogs, outraged mothers (this
is where the obligatory choking-the-chicken image comes in), and
the tedium of life on the road:  Yes, yes, it's a proud
testament to the honor and scrupulous standards of the Foster
Farms regime, blah blah blah. But it is also, undeniably, a
twisted vision of animal zombefaction, loathsome in every way!
The truth is first executed and then hacked to bits, there to be
pecked and picked at by enslaved birds. (Imagine, if your brain
can handle the strain, American slaves claw