Today's Evil Beet Gossip Prince Of Persia  Jake Gyllenhaal is
Fearful of Long-Legged, Beak-Faced Predators  So I guess ever
dating Gwyneth Paltrow is totally out of the question.  Jake
dishes on his upcoming movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of
Time, and the film’s use of ostriches to enhance the film’s
ambiance. Gyllenhaal states:  “They would say, ‘Don’t make any
noise around the ostriches. They’ll tear out your eyes and rip
out your heart.’ So, I was naturally terrified … They look like
they’re innocent, but they’re really not.”  Prince of Persia is
based on the video game of the same name and follows a prince
(Gyllenhaal) on his quest to prevent worldwide doom in a
scantily-clad kind of way, similar to almost every other
fantasy/action movie. On the whole, it sounds alright, but I
think it’s going to be one of those movies I happen to see
accidentally, rather than making the conscious effort to get in
my car, drive seven miles to the nearest theater and pay ten
bucks to see a movie that features a shirtl