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Biblically Correct  Posted: Updated:  "Mel Gibson might be my
favorite feminist. If he's not number one on my list, he's
pretty close, in competition with Pope John Paul II."  --
Kathryn Jean Lopez, Always Wrong About Everything, National
Review 12/2/03  Mel Gibson, the National Review's favorite
feminist, comes off kind of poorly in some new audiotapes,
secretly recorded by his ex-mistress, in between the times he
was punching her. He's clearly a hothead. Okay, and a
misogynist. And a racist. And a bully and a douchebag. And, oh,
let's just come right out and say it, the guy's a monster.  But
is he a bad Christian?  Before we get on our high horses about
anyone's career-ending rant, we have to remember: Mel Gibson
isn't just a feminist; he's also Jesus's best friend. As patron
of his own heretical sect, he's quite literally more Catholic
than the Pope.  And before the secular humanist lame stream
media starts judging Mel's words and actions, mayb