Monday Morning Bonus Advice  Let's kick off your week with some
$900 pants from one of the most celebrated fashion houses in
history because you probably spent your Independence Day weekend
face down in some American flag Bud Heavies and burgers while
rocking terrible shorts and flip flops and drunkenly
Instagramming shitty fireworks. The point is, these silk-paneled
cargos from Alexander McQueen are decidedly the jump off for
your pre-fall alphets. You can definitely rock them in the next
couple of months with some slip-on Vans and a white T-shirt for
that non-chalant "Who me? Nah I don't care about fashion"
fashion look that most girls appreciate. In general, not really
caring about anything ever is pretty much the time-tested method
for winning any girl's heart, but that's just some bonus advice
for your Monday morning.