The Soviet-built Ladas were a lot of things, but fast was not
one of them. That's why I imagine this Lada, operated by feet
like Fred Flintstone's car, probably isn't that much slower than
one with a working engine.  It seems like a great way to keep an
old Lada running (if you can call it that) for cheap, actually.
Cut some holes in the floorboard, get a buddy to help push it
along, and maybe pick up some speed on a nice downward slope.
Just don't forget the dash cam.  Hat tip to Jesus!