Joss and Mutant Enemy own the characters, I'm just borrowing
them for the amusement of others.  This is in honor of April
1st. Hope you like it.   Giles went to fetch his morning paper.
As he opened the door, he saw a  wad of flaming paper next to
his newspaper. Of course he stomped it out, and the dog poop
squirted out over his feet. He grimaced in disgust. In the
bushes, Buffy laughed and laughed. Giles sure looked funny with
dog poop on his feet.  Anya went to open the Magic Box. She
thought that customers were waiting, but they were INS agents
and they wanted to see her documentation. Buffy laughed and
laughed as they led her away in hand cuffs. Buffy was sure that
Anya would straighten things out in a few months.  Dawn put on
her new white shirt, and left for school. As the sun hit the
back the words 'I like it Doggy style' appeared. Buffy laughed
and laughed; that magic ink really worked.  Willow and Tara were
trying a new spell. As they put incense on the flame, the
photographic flash powder exploded i