Gossip Girl The Backup Dan  Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton:
A+ | Grade It Now! Runaway Snide  Exhibit B: When most people
lose a parent they inherit sorrow loss and a closet full of
outdated clothes but on the Upper East Side death's sad chapter
comes with a silver lining or a gold one if your relatives
invested wisely in precious metals.  Conclusion: Write drunk,
edit sober, don't ever do coke when you're working.   Serena:
"Chuck, have you seen Blair and why are you even here?" Chuck:
"No, but have you looked everywhere? Even the roof?" Serena:
"Yeah, because of that movie The Hangover that came out when we
were in high school. I also climbed through an air duct." Chuck:
"Well, while you were doing that I was just lurking. Oh, a
voicemail from the Empire. Seems Blair has turned up there, just
as I always knew she would." Serena: "I have her phone for some
reason. And a video camera. Turns out a whole slew of technology
will fit in my giant purse. I think maybe I have a problem with
stealing things that d