I have recently come to appreciate guns, mainly for their visual
appearance. But after checking out this variety of machine gun
cooking, I might have a whole new reason to like them.  Taking
foil-wrapped bacon and attaching it to the barrel of a machine
gun allows you to utilize the heat that is emitted from firing
150 to 250 rounds of live ammunition (depending on how crispy
you want it).  Nothings says "Good morning" to your neighbors
quite like machine gun cooking.