look up any word, like swag: guy that gets with ugly girls.  for
every flower there comes the dirt... the dustpan man is
essential for cleaning up the ugly and keeping the party going.
so that we as males can continue pollinating the world.  "taking
one for the team" but really just likes to get it in "I'm so
glad you brought you roommate over, this one squish faced chick
kept trying to cock block me. Then the dustpan came and scooped
her up, leaving me to pollinate with that sexy slut all night."
"Yea, he's the best. We're still giving him shit though."  "Oh,
God Yea! I could of stuck her face into a gum ball machine it
was so flat." by rhonehead September 21, 2011 Noun. The host of
a party who can't stop cleaning up after his guests for one
single moment to just chillax. Like a dustpan following just
behind a broom to collect the dust. Also: "dustpanning"; "to
follow LIKE a dustpan"; "to follow WITH a dustpan" Ned: I
thought the party was cool, but every time I started eating the
nachos, Ben kept following