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a part of  The UnScripts Project    edit Main Characters
Bulgarion: Main character. He is a trustworthy yet lonesome
hunchback in search of love.  Sarai: Bulgarion's love interest.
Her peg legs serve as an inspiration to the handicapped
community.  Dr. Gird: Angry doctor with Parkinson's Disease.
Antagonist to lovable Bulgarion.  Birthshath: A kind and wise
Giant Squid. Best friends with Bulgarion.  Juan: Poor peasant
boy with no future.  Rachelia: Desperate floosy.  Uncle Leslie:
Foolish uncle and the town's lazy cobbler.  edit A Penultimate
Romance  A Penultimate Romance, the story of handicap love and
all the little surprises along the way.  edit Act I  edit Scene
I  Open on a grassy knoll. It is truly a lovely day in
Knickerbocker, England. Birds are singing and bees are buzzing
their joyful tunes as a figure, silhouetted by the sun's rays
approaches the knoll.  BULGARION: What