Thursday, 6 March 2008  Just say NO!  Darlings, as I cast my
sultry smoldering eyes around the world today, I am alarmed by
how many of you appear to have ballooned beyond recognition into
rotund roly polys! I’m not talking about the odd pound here and
there which is an acceptable deviation from what is deemed
healthy and I am certainly not promoting a world of size zero
skeletons. I’m also aware that some people have ‘medical’
conditions that involve the involuntary piling on of excess
weight and of course this is unfortunate. I’m also not casting
aspersions on the larger lady. After all some of the most
beautiful women in the world have been voluptuous vixens,
Marilyn Monroe was famously a generous size 16, which is now the
average dress size. What I’m concerned about is the huge titanic
swathe of gargantuan gluttons who drag there flab through the
streets filling their chubby faces with endless amounts of fatty
fast food.  The problem for those of you whose veracious
appetites are unquenchable is that poli