American Horror Story: Asylum: "F*ck it, let's add zombies"
What THE HELL is going on with this show. So far I've counted an
alien, a demon, slasher-style murderers, and now zombie boil
people. Should I be surprised? Heavens, no. Am I entertained?
Maybe. But right now, my brain is just as mashed up as whatever
is left hanging between Dr. Arthur Aiden's legs.  Spoilers
ahead.  To say my expectations were high for the Halloween
episode of AHS would be a dramatic understatement. Last year's
Halloween two-parter (the first half was penned by James Wong
the second written by Tim Minear) might be one of my all-time
favorite Halloween-themed episodes. And the second half is
absolutely in my top ten all-time favorite episodes of
television, ever.  So, yes. I wasn't terribly thrilled with this
episode's attempt to throw every goddamned monster against the
wall to see what sticks. But this is American Horror Story.
Whenever you expect something of this series, it does the exact
opposite. Sadly, this episode was more o