Monday, December 9, 2013  Smart housewife!    Another few days
go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in
the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you
please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"
Friday, December 6, 2013     Here are some signs and notices
written in English that were          discovered throughout the
world.  You have to give the writers an          'E' for Effort.
We hope you enjoy them.   In a Tokyo Hotel:          person to
do such thing is please not to read notis.  In a Bucharest hotel
lobby:          regret that you will be unbearable.   In a
Leipzig elevator:   In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor.  Driving is then going alphabetically by
national order.   In a Paris hotel elevator:          Please
leave your values at the front desk.   In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the
hou