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navigation, search  15 November 2006  Microsoft Zune provides
enough actual storage space for your own clone.  SEATTLE -
Microsoft Corp. introduced their "Zune" media player this week,
and it is the greatest invention since the wheel and totally
kicks iPod's sorry ass into the dirt because it is so totally
awesome as to be nearly indescribable. What brilliance, what
amazement - first Microsoft invented a games console that you
could actually plug into your TV, and just when you thought
human technology had reached its zenith, now they have invented
a music player that fits in your pocket.  Imagine if you will, a
light, handy electronic appliance that fits comfortably in your
pickup, that allows you to store over 80,000 songs, a week's
worth of high-definition television programming, and the entire
DNA sequence of your first-born s