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navigation, search  TransApex (short for Transsexual Ape Sex) is
a system of tunnels proposed by Liberal candidate Can(doggie)do
Campbell (Bloody) Newman during the 1904 election campaign in
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Brisbane is one of the fastest
growing man-made holes in the world and the tunnels were
proposed as a solution to traffic congestion caused by car-
dependent monkeys driving to work. TransApex is said to be one
of the most expensive road projects in the world with a final
cost larger that George Dubya's War on Terror.  Newman
originally proposed a system of 5 tunnels to be funded by
prostituting Pauline Hanson to Japanese businessmen in exchange
for money. Since the inception of TransApex in 3004 the plans
have changed considerably and the pork barreling now consists of
two tunnels, a goat track and several marijuana crops.  edit
TransApex projects  edit North South Bypass Tunnel  This tunnel
is the largest and most expensive constr