Lending further credence to the maxim that everybody's a DJ now,
Paris Hilton kicked off her highly unanticipated world DJing
tour in Brazil over the weekend, playing an hour-long set for a
potentially coerced audience in Sao Paulo.  It's hard to judge
Hilton's mixing skills since, as NME puts it, "she didn't
actually appear to be doing too much by way of mixing."
Instead, the socialite-cum-sex-tape-star-cum-self-styled-
chanteuse-cum-reality-show-washout did little more than
cacophonously jury-rig two songs together while making
nightclub-ish hand gestures in her Swarovski-studded couture and
matching headset.  My theory? Hilton is getting back at Afrojack
for (allegedly) dumping her by proving to him that "anyone can
do it." Seems to me like a lot of work for naught: DJ Pauly D's
Vegas residency already proved her point for her.  [videos via
Don't Skip]