JonaBee Fanfic  By: Jonakhensu and Weebee.  Hello, and welcome
to Biogra... I mean JonaBee Fanfic. You remember me from such
films... I mean, you may remember this fic from Jonakhensu's
account. We finally decided to bite the bullet and move it to
the common account. Why? Because I'm the god damned batma...
wait, that's not right either, because we were bored, mostly.
Now, if you'll excuse me before I start quoting Star Wars,
that'd be great.  Please, if you haven't read it before, enjoy
the story, and if you have read it before, there's no new
content yet, but still, we hope you understad, and enjoy the
story also.  Disclaimer: We no own. We no want arrested. We no
want dead. We no want talk like Shampoo. We not get what we
want.  And now, on with the show... and may the force be with
you!  Chapter 1: There's Something About Sakaki.  The woman
stood before the door to hell. It didn't look all that
intimidating, simply a rice-paper and wood sliding door, a duck
with a name emblazoned on it hanging from a nail