Become my Shadow.  The names Brock. I live in Melbourne. Got a
question?    Life Lessons from Adventure Time.  How is this even
a kid’s show       jim fucking carrey  jim fucking carrey   I
love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a
soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a
Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to
which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said
“too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his
stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately
after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid
for mine.  This is what happens when Candians are let lose and
try to prank people  (Source: bullshit-time)  (Source:
thefactoryreject)  (Source: derikisu)     Deflate when writing
prose; inflate when writing essays for school.   (Source:
amandaonwriting)  Your feelings are valid simply because you
feel them.  something lovely my therapist said (via frankie-
wolf)  (Source: noshameinoursickne