AN: This is my fun collaboration with my dear friend,
MidnightLove87. A big thank you for the amazing Beta skills of
Sunflower 3759!  This story comes from my jokes and creation of
a fictional story banner I made in jest to MidnightLove. She
found potential in my crazy.   Chapter 1  It was dark out at a
quarter to four in the morning, but it was definitely time to
get up and start the day. My trusty rooster alarm clock was
crowing up a storm, gently waking me from my peaceful slumber
and I needed to get my ass out of bed.  But I was a morning
person and I smiled to myself as I threw back Grannie's quilt. I
stumbled across the hardwood floor and the organic cotton area
rug that I'd proudly made all by myself, all the way to my
second favorite cock in the world, my alarm clock cock. Sylous,
my real rooster, wouldn't be up and around for a few hours, and
while my alarm clock cock was a handsome representation of a
rooster, Sylous was just a gorgeous creature. He was also a very
proud man, and didn't take shit fr