Fusion Search  Geraldo's Mostly-Naked Selfie Is Straight Outta
Our Fanfic  PHOTO: 70 is the new swag.  Image via Geraldo
Rivera/Twitter, art by Alex Alvarez via Blingee.com  Over the
weekend, regular Fox News personality and radio host Geraldo
Rivera posted a selfie to Twitter. The rather revealing shot --
which showed everything from Rivera's signature mustache to his
nether 'stache -- was captioned "70 is the new 50." He later
deleted it.  The internet (the internet is just Twitter, FYI)
responded with gentle-to-brutal mockery, as is good and proper.
But let's not delude ourselves into thinking that Rivera's body
looks anything other than sensational for a 70-year-man
subsisting solely on the souls of woodland creatures he has
encountered* in the woods.  *brutally murdered**  **this is a
lie  Of course, this is STRAIGHT OUT OF our most recent work of
Geraldo Rivera fanfiction ("Mustache You Be So Cruel, My Love:
An Erotic Odyssey"). Here is a faux excerpt:  Chapter 3: EAT,
PREY, LUST  GERALDO gazed upon the