comments_image Comments  My Sordid Rehab Sex Life  Some say you
shouldn't date anyone in the first year of sobriety. So what
happens if you hook up in rehab—again and again and again?
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• submit to reddit   Alicia was a blonde bombshell with all the
right curves and thick, lush lips. Angelina Jolie lips. One look
and I had to have her. At any cost. She was the answer to all my
problems. No one could convince me otherwise—not my counselor,
my parents, my lawyer, my prescribing doctor.   We were
residents at a strict segregated rehab in Southern California,
and communication between opposite sexes was extremely limited.
This made the task of seducing Alicia all the more daunting,
more exciting and more intense. I was a serious drug abuser: I’d
do anything for intensity.  I started by violating the
“sprinkler rule,” a strictly enforced regulation that forbids
men and women from holding eye contact for more than
three seconds—or around the time it t