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a child in Los Angeles, the land of glitz, glamour, and all
things Hollywood, I realize that my son's perception of the
world might be slightly skewed. The other day after picking him
up from preschool, he pointed to a movie billboard (Man on the
Ledge to be exact) and said, "Mommy, *Elise's daddy made Harry
Potter."     "*Elise's daddy made the movie Harry Potter."
"Oh, is he a director?"   "What's a director?"   "The person in
charge of the whole movie."   "No, he's the one that made it."
"You mean shot it? Maybe he's a camera man, or cinematographer?"
"NO. Mommy, he made it."   "Okay, like a producer? Like your
daddy."   "No, mommy, no. I think he's the guy that works the
projector at the movie theater. And makes it come to the
screen.."   "Ah, yes. You're probably, right." I laughed to
myself. It's unlikely that Elise's daddy works at AMC theaters
and mans the projector, but I was actually relieved. I am not
ready for him to go to pare