Woman Grows Nails For 18 Years, Is Honored Accordingly
Yesterday Guinness World Records named Chris Walton of Las Vegas
the woman with the world's longest fingernails. Her nails
measure 10-feet-2-inches on her left hand and 9-feet-7-inches on
her right hand. Perhaps Walton does have the longest nails in
the world, but the folks at Guinness should really take style
and presentation into account. We can't help feeling that Jazz
was robbed!  Earlier: Woman Grows 24 Inch Nails In Hopes Of
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Wipes Her Butt