     Let me just humbly take this moment to say…   Okay, yes,
the Warlow reveal was not a difficult thing to see coming. Which
I suppose made it all the more enjoyable to see everyone move so
quickly after they realized who he was. So good, this episode!
And also kind of sexy? The sexiest? Usurping Channing Tatum As
The Sexiest Man Alive sexy? I meeeeean:   YOU STOP THAT. JKJKJK
Please don’t ever! Why did you have to wake up, Jason
Stackhouse???  Okay so let’s get a quick run down of what
happened and stop staring at those GIFs with a hard Guhhhhhhh
for a hot second, shall weeeee? BECAUSE HOLY BISCUITS, Y’ALL,
THIS WAS AN AWESOME EPISODE.  Ben revealed himself (to the
audience) to be Warlow by biting his arm and dripping blood into
Jason’s mouth in order to heal him. Why? Not sure yet! Just so
we would have that schmexy dream sequence and Jason’s subsequent
awkward conversation with Grandpa Rutger Hauer about it? Here’s
hoping! More Ovaltine, please!  Of course, the Stackhouses
caught on pretty quickly when J