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search Galileo Galilei Galileo was cool. Very COOL! “galileo,
GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO, galileo figaro!” ~ Freddie Mercury on
Galileo “Disavowing your work is not enough; now get on your
hands and knees and bark like a dog!” ~ Pope on Galileo “Okay, I
admit my book is a little one sided when I promised an even
treatment on cosmological models. Do you think I belittled that
stupid, Copernican model too much? ” ~ Galileo to the
Inquisition  Galileo Galilei (15 February 1564 – 8 January 1642)
was an Italian pizza-man who in his free-time pretended to be an
astronomer and a university teacher. Unfortunately for Galileo,
the catholic church liked almost all other cosmological models
more than his. They based their opinion from a single line in
the book of Genesis where Abraham avows, "Galileo will be a
buffoon!"  edit Life  Galileo was born in Pisa in 1564 where his
mother actually knew his father. Hi