Report: Tiger Woods had his face fixed during alien abduction
According to an e-mail forwarded to you by your Uncle Rob, Tiger
Woods only had a fat lip when he met with Florida Highway Patrol
officers on December 1 because the golfer had been abducted by
aliens and had his mangled face fixed by their other-world
technologies and methods. "This explains the latest Tiger news,"
your uncle wrote atop the e-mail forward. Your uncle had
previously forwarded you an e-mail from a friend of his who
knows the attorney of Woods' neighbor, stating that the golfer
hasn't been seen in public since the accident because he needed
massive reconstructive surgery from facial wounds inflicted by
his wife. When you e-mailed your uncle back to ask him why Woods
still had a fat lip when he met with the FHP, he responded:
"Can't believe you're even asking that. Aliens are shorter than
us so their doorways aren't as big. Obviously, he hit his head
walking out of the spaceship."   %d bloggers like this: