1. B&WMinstrel      “If you want to earn your Madge badge you’re
going to need a Tenderfoot and a bottle of lube.”    2. What in
god’s green fuck?    3. adamcagey      Are we sure these aren’t
wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick?    4.
contusion      The only Scout that scares me more is a Willis.
5. mike      I never thought I would look back on being molested
by my scoutmaster as having dodged a bullet, but here it is.
6. lawn      Here’s a tip: don’t buy any cookies from this one.
7. anonymous      I know Madonna likes her guys young but damn….
8. Shemp      “Vitameatavegamin…it’s so TASTY too!”    9. tlmck
See. There are gay dudes in the scouts already.    10. I bet her
pinewood derby car is just a dildo with wheels glued on.    11.
bitch is getting long in the tooth..    12. wheres her whip?
13. Inner Retard      - Madonna, you do understand you embody
90% of what the Boyscouts do NOT believe in?     - They hate
Hydrangeas too?    14. Madonna finally accepts what most us