Follow by Email  Friday, December 11, 2009  Winter Mysteries
Lesbian couple wearing matching hand woven wool headbands.
People who decorate the hood of their car with festive wreaths
and/or big velvet ribbons. Adult women in full Santa Claus
pantsuits.  Lately I have been playing a game called "How many
times can I drop my cell phone before it stops working?" Quite a
few, it turns out. Today I may have lost that game, however.  I
also play-  How long can I drive when the "Out of gas" light is
blinking?(all the way across town)  How close can I come to
spending all of my money without overdrafting?( down to 78.
cents once. I am a professional)  How long do I have to pretend
to be asleep before Jeff will get up and change the midnight
diaper?( 1.5 minutes)  How many times can I prank call Jeff at
work before he loses it?( once)  How many empty Starbucks cups
can i leave in the car before Jeff says something?(18)  How many
My Little Ponies can Ruby leave in the passenger seat before I
feel an irresistible urge