1. argleblargle      How and why does anyone think he’s hot?!
2. Matty      Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into
Christopher Lloyd?    3. DKNY      I see he went back to his
troll pencil eraser hair    4. He always looks like he’s on day
2 of trying to quit drugs cold turkey. The fact that he brushes
his teeth with coffee and styles his hair with bacon grease
doesn’t help either.    5. Yahoo Serious rules.    6.
Ho.Lee.Shit      I don’t get it.    7. desabrey      is it just
me, or is Tim Burton looking younger?    8. I know teenage girls
don’t have a lot of money, but I’d think he could afford some
Crest Whitestrips by now.    9. MrsPlant      Wow.. he really is
British….    10. Turd Ferguson      So that bullshit hair wasn’t
just for the vampire movies?    11. “And then it just gushes out
everywhere! Like a geyser! It’s easy, too, you can do it with
your fingers. Women just lay there and moan. They suck.”    12.
justuhbill      Coming up next for Patterson is the lead in “Gay
Wolverine: the Music