You Can Make Antoine Walker an All Star Again!  Some
enterprising internetters over on the RealGM message boards have
hatched a plan to corner the NBA All Star voting market
involving cookies (not the kind you throw or use to torture).
I'm a moron so I don't really understand all of their Internet
Explorer speak but I have deduced that they are quite committed
to their goal of voting Antoine Walker and Shane Battier onto
the Western Conference's starting five. So why would anybody
want to see Antoine in the All Star Game? Why the hell not?  why
Walker? a) he's a funny dude. b) exemplifies the average
american - lazy, overweight, and working just hard enough to
collect his paycheck. c) who doesn't want to see the shimmy in
the 2008 all-star game?  Of course this is nothing new to some
NBA stars, Gilbert Arenas has been known to stuff a ballot box
or two. If you're going to waste your time voting for anyone you
might want to follow the lead of the poster pushing for Damon
Jones. You know he's just going to show