Wednesday, May 26, 2004  Woman Masturbates on the L  I saw a
bizarre woman on the L tonight reading a book called "How the
night gets in." Or at least she appeared to be reading it. She
had her legs crossed at a fairly severe angle and was vigorously
bouncing the top leg to some internal rhythm. She was not
listening to headphones. At first, I thought she was just one
more weirdo, but then i noticed her hands shaking with the book
in them. So much so, that she couldn't possibly be reading it.
What I had originally taken for bad acne on this unattractive
woman's face was actually a strange high color. It hit me: this
brazen fucking weirdo is masturbating right out in the middle of
the L car.  Then I thought, no, you're imagining it. But then, a
few minutes later, after a few sighs that might have been deep
breaths, she started with the weird crossed leg thing. She
bounced away furiously for a few minutes, her hands shook, and
then it stopped. I read somewhere that some women are able to
orgasm like this.  Brin