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BEARING DOWN: Did we really see UA Football Coach John Mackovic
crying at last week's press conference? Oh good Lord. No wonder
the team sucks.  The Big Mac is facing down an open revolt from
his players, who somehow managed to get the ear of UA President
Peter Likins. Seems the players don't like Mackovic's style.
Mackovic may well be a lousy coach, a lousy motivator and a
lousy boss. For all we know, his behavior behind the scenes may
be absolutely appalling. But what we were told--that he told a
player he was a disgrace to his family--seems pretty mild given
that he's addressing the toughest jocks on campus.  How
sensitive are these guys, anyway? They should thank God they
didn't sign up to serve their country. They'd learn all about
being a disgrace to themselves, their families, their unit and
their country--all while doing push-ups in the mud for a drill
instructor.  Maybe the whol