May 3rd, 2012  Survey Says: Private Schools Offer Posh
Protection From The Perils Of WAG Culture  Less than 24 hours
after a study found that girls were being put off physical
education at a young age because of 1) a lack of female sporting
role models, and 2) the growing view that “getting sweaty” was
not feminine, a chief executive of the Independent Association
of Prep Schools claimed that British parents are sending their
daughters to private schools to protect them from the
materialistic WAG culture.  Based on figures published by the
association that showed a surge in prep school enrollment
amongst female pupils, ”many young girls’ ambitions can include
marrying a footballer.” Obviously this is scaring the Prada
pants off posh parents, and to ensure their daughters grow up
with “real aspiration”, they’re enrolling them in wildly
expensive private schools (some to the tune of £25,000-a-year)
instead.  While we cheerfully admit that here at Kickette
HQ we’re more than happy to exploit the WAG Tag stereoty