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wood The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in
public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where,
particularly in the morning (at work or in class)  Scholars
maintain that it a reverberation of morning wood... similar to
an after-shock associated with earthquakes  Morning wood is to
ninja wood as Earthquake is to after-shock. This morning, in my
math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of
nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja) rss and gcal