MNF Live-Blog: DEN-SD Pregame & First Half  Written by Brian
Powell on .  Hiya, S2N here. Now, I realize I may have made a
mistake by live-blogging on Christmas Eve, but I'll be your host
for Broncos-Chargers (family is overrated and I'm working this
week anyway.) Is there any particular reason why Parcells is
still appearing on ESPN air after inking his Miami contract? Oh,
wait -- verbal fellatio from the crew celebrating him! Gotcha.
He is so damn slimy. I can't believe ESPN would even let him on
the air. Such whores. - Anon   Mortensen: "The Raiders are
having a respectable season this year," commenting on Warren
Sapp's blow-up. If you call 4-11 respectable....well....yeah,
the Raiders would call that respectable lately.  S2N, don't you
know ESPN is required to have at least 500 former Cowboys on the
show? - Mookie  Seriously, we eagerly anticipate the day when
T.O. becomes an ESPN analyst after he hangs 'em up. I'm just
gonna throw that out there and use the royal "we" because I
suspect AA would be just