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navigation, search  Your General Practitioner, your Orthopedic
Surgeon, your Opthamologist, your Optometrist, your Dentist,
your Podiatrist, your Proctologist, your Urologist, your
Gynocologist, your Scatologist, your Numerologist, and so on:
throw them all away! Your friendly neighborhood Chiropractor
does it all!  Chiropractic Medicine is a study and the cure of
things in the spine called sublucsations. It treats all possible
illnesses, from heart disease to cancer. No one needs to spend
expensive money on drugs or supplements when they can have their
spinal chords twisted the exact same way every time they visit
regardless of what hurts or ails them.  edit
Doctors???????????????  Chiropratic school is a college degree,
not university. And why do they repeat all the time that they
are doctors?  edit History of Chiropractic  Chiropractic as we
know it today was founded in 1895 by a semiliterate bee-keeper
turned witch-doctor by the name of D.D. Palme