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{{Q|I once choked on an exploding balloon.|Oscar
Wilde|balloons}} {{Q|99 red balloons go by|NENA|99 red
balloons}} [[Image:Balloon.jpg|thumb|265px|A great way to evade
the cops.]]  Revision as of 01:07, March 4, 2012  “I once choked
on an exploding balloon.” ~ Oscar Wilde on balloons “99 red
balloons go by” ~ NENA on 99 red balloons  A great way to evade
the cops.  Balloons are mobile, economic traps for Evil Spirits.
They are usually made from rubber, but sometimes from more
exotic substances such as cloth, animal bladders, mylar, foil
and mango. In modern society, people carelessly and foolishly
inflate balloons and blow them up for fun, thus releasing a
horde of horrible, destructive forces upon themselves and
others.   Balloons are creatures from the ballonicus blownupicus
domain of higheria. They are born as little flat things yearning
for an "inflatorcus" to blow them up. Some bal