Saint Seiya  From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Revision as of 10:36, September 18, 2012 by Frosty (talk |
contribs)  Jump to: navigation, search “Saint Seiya is about a
Saint named Seiya.” ~ Captain Obvious on Saint Seiya Saint
Seiya(Seinto Seiya) An anime from the fabulous year of 1986. It
has been going on for ages and ages, and the money-hungry author
still hasn't decided to cut the crap and finally end it before
it gets any worse. Because his fanbase was so demanding for
more, he spewed out horribly rushed endings, where a satisfying
ending could be. Had he a spine, and maybe the series would be
finished nicely, and none of this 'time travel' nonsense would
have even happened.  For friendship and pointless religious
symbolism!   Six years before the main happenings of the series,
100 little boys were sent off to get abused and forced into
child labor. After suffering years of having to serve their
masters, they would return home still somewhat prepubescent, and
dress in brightly colored sp