Following in the footsteps of 71-year-old miracle of modern
medical technology John McCain, Barack Obama released
information on his medical health. Instead of 1,200 pages, like
McCain, Obama just put out a simple note from his doctor that
concluded he was in "excellent health." Before that, though, it
said a full-body (ahem) examination revealed the Democratic
presidential candidate's "build was lean and muscular with no
excess body fat," which you kind of knew, but it's nice to get
confirmation from someone who has seen Obama, you know, all
over. Also, "his diet was balanced with good intake of roughage
and fluids." But what is the doctor trying to tell us with this:
"A complete review of systems was unremarkable." Either that's a
nod to the monstrous-in-more-ways-than-one vice president, or he
just means Obama isn't a walking catalog of ailments like
McCain, whose health (or lack thereof) is lampooned in the Daily
Show clip after the jump.