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"completely useless but pretty funny," Generatus is a site
dedicated to providing you a Facebook, Twitter, or other social
networking status message when you just can't manage to think of
one on your own. It bills itself as, "Ideal for the
imaginatively challenged," the site pulls funny updates from a
variety of tags and trendy items, from popular movie to popular
news items.  To use the site, just type in your name, select
your gender, add any tags or keywords (you know, if you have a
general idea of what you'd like your update to say), and click,
"Generate." The site will then spit out a sometimes hilarious,
sometimes nonsensical status update. My personal favorite so
far: Geeksugar is making one simple request. And that is to have
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
(Doesn't hurt that that is also one of my favorite movie quotes
of all time.)  You can also choose