Early Doors  It’s a rich man’s world  Chancellor Alistair
Darling lays out his first budget later today, and while the
concerns of everyday working families are all well and good, the
real question is - how will it affect the average Premier League
footballer's bank balance?   This is the point where Early Doors
squeezes into its faded jeans, slips a Meat Loaf CD into the
stereo and makes a mobile phone call while speeding down the
motorway.  An expected £2,000 tax on the showroom price of the
most gas-guzzling cars is bad news for anyone hoping to cruise
around in a Lamborghini Murcielago, which emits a colossal 500g
of CO2 per kilometre.  That is roughly five times more pollution
than a Toyota Prius. Consequently, you would have to plant
enough trees to cover half of Wales just to make a trip to
Waitrose carbon neutral.  Although at least you can condemn the
world to a fiery death in impeccable boy-racer style by burning
off the smug git in the Prius at the lights.  Footballers hoping
to fit the golf clubs