God Bless The Brooklyn Nets' PR Staff  Numbers are all the rage
in sports today. Basketball's no exception. Every well-
intentioned team has snapped up a stathead or several and stuck
'em in the front office. But we assume they don't fraternize too
much with the public relations types. If they did, we wouldn't
get nuggets like this.  But what would life be without nuggets
like this? Just another cold, wasted night in February filled
with meaningless sporting contests designed to distract our
attention from the world's greater problems and the futility
built into human existence? So, thanks, Brooklyn Nets PR. You're
1-0 when you tweet the dumbest stats ever.  [@Nets_PR, h/t
everyone]