Tom Cruise: A History of Implausible Sex Scenes  Tuesday,
September 20 by  The Firm  This is as close as we could get to
Mitch McDeere having sex.  This scene, in which Tom Cruise’s
Mitch McDeere makes love to a prostitute planted on the beach is
more than a little unrealistic, if only because WHO THE HELL
SLEEPS WITH A CARIBBEAN STRANGER ON THE BEACH WITH NO CONDOM?  I
don’t care how much rum he threw back, there’s a clear line, and
that line is drawn at “hot girls getting beaten up on the beach
then suddenly jumping a stranger’s bones.” They should do a
sequel that opens up with Mitch McDeere having to explain to his
wife that not only was he unfaithful, but she might, just to be
safe, get tested, because Mitch may or may not have something
called Caribbean SuperHerpes, which is no walk in the park.
Also, in the book, McDeere never tells his wife about the tryst,
which is WAY more believable.  Eyes Wide Shut  [We can’t post
the clip because it features Nicole Kidman’s breasts, but if you
can handle them, i