Wrong: Pointless removal of random body parts  Hello! Can we
have your liver?  Hello! Can we have your liver?  One thing the
Americans are very proud of is the ease and effectiveness with
which they can remove body parts that were causing their owners
no trouble whatsoever.  One thing I am very proud of is my
foreskin. I’ve had it since I was born and, at least up until
the time of writing, it has not gone gangreenous and dropped
off, or revealed itself to be harbouring Anthrax. Most American
men, however lost theirs during their very first pointless
removal of a body part. The Wikipedia article goes into some
detail about how exactly this is removed. Those of you with
intact foreskins and delicate stomachs may wish to avoid it.
Having escaped this first pointless amputation by not being born
in America, I was caught full in the face a couple of months
back by the traditional second wave of pointless body part
removal. This began with a seemingly mundane conversation whilst
at the dentist.  [I am flat on my