Women Can Eat a Shitload of Hot Dogs, Too  Finally, we've made
it. Feminism has won. We can all march forward in solidarity
with other people of all genders as we appreciate each other as
fellow members of the human race rather than degrade each other
as slaves to rigid social categories.  For the first time ever,
women now have their own Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, and
our own hot dog eating champion. World record holder Sonya
Thomas's gullet blew the competition away today, and the bodies
of our dearly departed feminist foremothers raised their arms in
a joyful zombie salute of equality.  Thomas came in as the
women's record holder, having eaten 41 hot dogs and buns in
2009, and nearly matched that number, finishing with 40 hot dogs
and buns eaten in the 10-minute competition.  As a result of her
eating skillz, Lady Kobayashi took home a $10,000 prize.
Goddess bless each and every one of you. This is a momentous day
indeed.  Sonya Thomas wins first Women's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating
Contest [SB Nation]