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Sandy Patterson (Jason Bateman) is sitting in his office when he
gets a call from a woman saying someone attempted to steal his
identity. She tells him about an identity protection service and
asks him for his name, number, and social security number.
Little does he know that his identity is actually about to be
stolen.  We meet Diana (Melissa McCarthy), printing out credit
cards with Sandy's money and going out to a bar, buying drinks
for everybody. She gets really hammered and tries to swing on
the chandelier when the bartender tells her to stop. She says
she's doing it for her friends, but he tells her that they only
like her because she's buying them drinks and that people like
her don't have friends. Diana responds by punching him in the
throat and then later getting arrested.  Back home, Sandy is
celebrating his birthday with his wife Trish (Amanda Peet) and
their two daughters. After the party, he goes over his finances
and sees they only