man dies, mom dies, cats go to townNever underestimate the value
of an automatic feeder -- not only will it keep your kitty from
pouncing on you two hours before the alarm is set to go off, in
the event of your death it might buy you a couple of days before
you start looking like an open can of Feline Fancy. A
Pennsylvania man and his mother were found dead in his home,
being snacked upon by at least a dozen of their cats. Sad,
cautionary, and probably how most of our coupled friends imagine
us going out. Again, guys: AUTOMATIC FEEDER. (The Tribune-
Democrat)