Similar to the over-hyped Catapult of Greek origin, it is a
siege engine used by Ninjas in order to fire more Ninjas to
distant places, usually over city walls, pirate ships, and/or
giant mythical creatures infected with rabies.  Myth has it that
it was once debated whether or not Ninjapults were ever required
by the ninja armies of Ninjtopia, seeing as Ninjas possess
otherworldly powers (such as teleportation, walking through
walls, and blowing up objects with their minds) that would
simply render the Ninjapult as an obsolete device before it was
even created.  The Supreme Ninja Chancellor Chuck Norrisdecided
to peacefully end this debate by explaining that Ninjapults were
simply implemented for the addition of style points. The
delegation completely agreed with Chuck Norris, and offered him
the prestigious 'Nobel Awesome prize', to which Chuck Norris
responded with the collective murder of the entire room by
questioning the Ninjapult in the first place.  Note: Contrary to
popular belief, The Ninjapult DOES