Your Guide to England's Super-Exciting Election  Huzzah!
America's Deadbeat Older Brother, the United Kingdom, is holding
an election for Best Wizard! Or Prime Minister, or something.
Who are the "Party Leaders" who might lead the UK? Is one of
them Ringo? We know who Ringo is.  Did you even know that the UK
was having an election, on May 6? Did you even know that they
have elections, even though they also have a Queen and it would
probably just be easier to let her make all the decisions?
Today is the first debate between the leaders of the three major
parties—Labour, Conservative and Liberal Democrat. Fun, right?
Except that this election has a "special twist," which is that
the electorate hates all of its options!  So here is your guide
to the UK's party leaders, each of whom is unlikeable in his
own, unique, exciting way:  Unlikeable Incumbent: Gordon Brown,
Labour Why No One Likes Him: He's a bully, who says swears to
his staff and plotted a mean "blog" about the opposition. Also,
his party is full of p