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The bass voice is the lowest human vocal type on earth. It
ranges from C2 - C4 usually, but contrabass can go so far below,
that sometimes the frequency produced can no longer be heard and
can only be measured on the richter scale.  True bass voices are
nowhere near as common as bog standard baritones who often growl
to fake it. A true bass has no need to growl; and if they do,
they could decimate a small village.  Discovering a bass voice
On reaching puberty, a bass will notice that somehow he got more
of it than his peers. Everyone will notice. And this will make
him feel very confident and manly. He might take up extreme
sports of some sort just to prove this manliness to everybody
else.  A true bass will therefore become smug and sing often as
deep as he can at any opportunity. As he matures, all kinds of
musicia