Jonathan Higbee's picture  One Million Moms Outraged Over Sexy
Kraft Guy  One Million Moms isn't happy that we (and anyone else
attracted to men) suddenly want to be Kraft foods. The
notoriously finicky group must prefer Anderson Erickson Dairy,
because what else could explain such aversion to a beautiful
half-naked man spread out upon a picnic blanket?  Oh, this,
perhaps:  Last week's issue of People Magazine had the most
disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen
Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a
picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely
covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really
selling. A person has to look closely to see the item the
company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so
small next to the male model, picnic basket and other food
items. There is also a small Kraft logo in the upper corners
with the words "Silverware Optional - Let's Get Zesty." The
website is listed in the bottom corner.  Kraf