[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?  Kathleen A Roberts karobert at
unm.edu Thu Feb 19 07:09:40 PST 2009  this appeared on our
kingdom list with no notation of  origin.  but some were food
related and pretty funny at    Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad
Event (All true   13. As you enter the site, there is a
ferocious fist fight  going on. It is between the autocrat and
the head cook, both female.  12. One hour after the bread and
butter course is served,  the kitchen staff announces that
everything else is burned. And...you  can smell  11. The special
meat presentation is being carved and  cafeteria style. You are
2/3 of the way back in the line  and when they serve you it is
just a bone.  10. Even Mapquest.com can't give half-assed
directions to  the site  9. Reservationcrat's phone number is
disconnected  8. On the event schedule - doumbek drum-off at 2
a.m.  7. Weekend cost without feast is $20 (Oh, wait, that's a
sign you're at a Kingdom event)  6. Feast is being prepared by
big, sweaty, hairy,  shirtless guys