In what might be the greatest commercial of all time, a young
lady informs her mom that it's "Dress Like a President Day" —
and even better/worse, she's been assigned Martin Van Buren, who
is basically covered in hair. It would be absolutely impossible
for him to couldn't possibly look less like a small child but
with with a little elbow grease and ingenuity, she's transformed
from adorable tyke to the adorable eighth POTUS. I kind-of
definitely want to hang out with both of the mom and child. And
probably Martin Van Buren, too.  Here are some presidential fun
facts about MVB so our Monday isn't a total waste:  1. He was
the first president born as a U.S. citizen (insert Trump joke)
2. He considered slavery morally wrong but sanctioned by the
Constitution. 3. That second fact bummed me out, so I'm gonna
stop here.  Anyway, such effective advertising I've never seen
before, I think I'm gonna check out this "Google" thing.