Swearing Makes You F**king Feel BetterS  It happens all the
time. You stub your toe or bash your elbow, scream "Mother
SUCKER!" (or something), and instantly feel just a bit better.
It's true: your potty mouth saves you aspirin money. Science!
According to research by Richard Stephens of Keele University's
School of Psychology, swearing elicits an emotional response
known as "stress-induced analgesia," more commonly known as
"fight or flight," and with that comes a burst of adrenaline.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, and it helps you push through
that pain until you get through the pain-causing situation. So,
you should swear all faulkin' time, right? Actually, the
opposite.  The study found that people who swear a lot in their
daily lives do not get the same benefit from swearing when in
pain, since the curse words don't represent a true emotional
response. It only works for people to whom swearing is something
significant.  Stephens' findings, published in The Journal of
Pain (which, jeez), found that peop