UnNews:Polite people revealed to be psycho-killers  From
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navigation, search  2 August 2008  This poster, frequently found
in American Post Offices and Unitarian Churches, is a handy
guide to spotting a bloke who's likely to slit your throat.
GREYHOUND BUSS, PoutineLand -- Shocked Canadian citizens began
to insult each other with increasing frequency today after
recovering from the news that a polite newspaper carrier ducked
out of his job and stable marriage to brutally slay and
decapitate another passenger on the bus. The attacker was known
to use such phrases as "Thank you" "You're welcome" and
chillingly, "Have yourself a wonderful day" for much of his life
leading up to the killing.  Rambled our man on the street, "This
just goes to prove, as high-paid psychologists raised in stable
homes have always said- we should get these things out of us
before they escalate to this kind of activity. I mean, the other
day I was just about to hit my co-worker usin