• Big Screen alerts  If there's one thing the remake of Red Dawn
taught us, it's that we cannot afford to underestimate the
threat posed by NORTH KOREA. I know, I know - we've spent the
past decade fighting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (and, you
know, Pakistan, but mostly with drones, so that doesn't count).
But don't let that fool you - the real enemy is NORTH KOREA. You
know, the people who committed acts of terror against...South
Korea...in 1987. And who managed to put a satellite in orbit
after only FIVE TRIES. BEWARE.  And that, little children, is
why it makes total sense for the terrorist bad guy who
successfully takes over the White House and captures the
President of the United States in Olympus Has Fallen to be
KOREAN.   You know, that and the fact that we've gotta be
careful about stirring up anti-Arab sentiment. And we can't
afford to alienate the Chinese market. Foreign box office is
where it's at these days.    • Big Screen alerts   Colonna Jan.
25, 2013 @ 1:46 p.m.  Looking at the screencap of