Carl Paladino Is Always Prepared to Go Swimming   It is one of
the rules of the universe that you never know for sure when
you'll have the opportunity to go swimming. You may think you're
not going to go swimming, but can you ever be totally certain?
Sometimes it just happens. It's like one moment you're eating
dinner in a fancy restaurant, and the next moment, bam, everyone
is swimming. That is why "regardless of his destination," Carl
Paladino "always totes an assortment of items, including a
bathing suit," according to the Wall Street Journal. [WSJ]