Freeloading Kitty-Cats Living Large Off YOUR Tax Dollars in
Their Florida Welfare Queen Cat Manse  How about a change of
pace? Ahem. You make me sick, you lazy socialist kitty-cats!
Just lounging around Ernest Hemingway's Key West museum
compound, having six toes and getting fat on government-
subsidized Meow Mix like hardworking Real Americans owe you a
living. Not in my America! In my America it's time for you to
GET A CAT JOB. (Ideas for cat jobs: Yarn de-baller. Famous cat
lookalike, for parties. Swordfighting rogue. DMV clerk.)
Anyway, apparently some others agree with me that these
Hemingway cats need fewer hand-outs and more regulation:  The
federal government is the ultimate master of the roughly 40
cats, many with six toes, that lounge around the Ernest
Hemingway Home and Museum in Key West, Fla.  ...The cats, some
of them kin of Ernest Hemingway's six-toed pet Snowball, have
roamed free for generations. Hemingway penned several of his
masterpieces at the Key West estate when he called it home in
the