For The Rodeo: Five Best Bovine Attacks In The Movies
Categories: Movies I hate to be the bearer of bad news, rodeo
bullriders, but we're rooting against you. Don't take it
personally, it's just that when wagering on an average human
male vs. 1,500 pounds of pissed off ungulate, we're taking the
bull. And wearing that pansy-ass body armor isn't very endearing
either. In any event, here are some of the more memorable bovine
assaults in cinema history:  5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(1975) Movie experts agree the "fetchez la vache" sequence is
still among cinema's funniest. Or would be, if you hadn't
already heard the entire movie quoted in its entirety by three-
decades' worth of nerds.  4. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
(1969) This one is pretty weak: Butch and Etta get away, and on
a bicycle no less, while the bull is left huffing and puffing in
their wake. Whatever, R.I.P Paul Newman.  3. Kung Pow: Enter the
Fist (2002) As comedic scenes involving cows go, this ranks
somewhere between Mars Attacks