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Valentine comes from a place of no man manicures, man.  On last
night's Top Chef, the contestants were on a cruise ship headed
to Alaska. The QuickFire was two hours long, and they had to
feed 200 people innovative dishes using iceberg lettuce.
Valentine made a tiny wedge salad. Pretty much everyone
incorporated bacon into their dishes. And Padmaboobz was wearing
a boring sweater. In short, it was the most unbelievably
gripping segment of reality television that has ever been on
televisions. Never watch it.  After the QuickFire, two of the
chefs, Sheldon and Lizzy, went to go get manicures to relax
before the Elimination Challenge.  Cut to Josh Valentine talking
shit about men who get manicures. "Where I come from," he said,
"men don't get manicures." Yeah, because men are supposed to
have nasty-ass hands. Yeah, go guy stuff!  I believe he even
winked at the camera after having said this. Awesome. This manly
man-talk from a dude who's usually weari