A sadly misunderstood artform, the Tactical Vomit is a means of
staying in the pub and drinking more alcohol than one's maximum
capacity usually equips one for while staying relatively sober
and retaining the ability to, for example, walk, speak and
refrain from dribbling.  It is is inevitable that during some
point of an evening's revelry, or a "session" as we seasoned
practitioners are wont to refer to it, the drinker, however
hardened he may be to his beer, will begin to feel a minor
revulsion to the act of picking up his pint and imbibing more
liquid.  It is a mistake to think that by acting like a shandy
lightweight and either giving up and going home or switching to
some unholy alcohol-free brew - such as orange juice or water,
both of which are known to be poisonous to the human anatomy
containing as they can such evils as "vitamins" or "nutrients" -
one can salvage either one's health or one's self-respect.  The
only solution in this case is the tactical vomit. Go into the
the toilets and make yoursel