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Halloween coloring makes them fruity.  Long considered by
children to be a form of herpes, Dexedrine is a favorite among
schools as an anesthetic. Unfortunately for children, Dexedrine
has the second highest fatality rate of all candy, next to
licorices. Secondary uses of Dexedrine include making one smoke
really hard and appreciate doing menial tasks such as analytic
philosophy, driving dirt bikes around and moving boxes at work.
Critics contest that Dexedrine is actually an intelligent life
form, and should be given some form of protection under the
Geneva Convention.  edit History of Dexedrine  While dexedrine
was first synthesized in 1887, it did not gain recognition as
having any use until the attacks of September 11th, 2001. Pills
were distributed to the dead, mutilated remains of firefighters
in hopes of reviving them. The procedure worked, and now they
all live happily ever