﻿ Elite Chat    Chapter 5: The Upstart Finds His Home February
2000 A.D.  "I was a n00b once, you know. No one is ever given
power or respect; it must be earned. Before I helped build this
empire we proudly call "The Elite", I was busy slaving away to
get PRs and up my street rep. Slowly, but surely, I moved up the
ladder of status. With the aid of my of my gaming ally, the
mighty Greg Woll, the path to prominence grew more lucid....
They said we couldn't do it, but alas, we would spam our way
right to the top.  So allow me to jump back a year or so on our
timeline and tell you a tale. A tale fraught with peril,
determination, vindication, romance(?), some poor GoldenEye
playing, a LOT of Ruokai Chen flaming, and a few dead Dutchmen."
Without further ado, enjoy this glimpse into the past back when
yours truly, teh Clark, was merely just another humble n00b...."
MarioKartUpstart has entered the room. MarioKartUpstart: fuck
Mario Kart MarioKartUpstart: those guys are insane
MarioKartUpstart: I think I'll give