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The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but
only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always
wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm
afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road
to be built from here to Hawaii."  The genie thought for a
minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of
all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the
highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of
the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No,
that is just too much to ask."  The man thought for a minute and
then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have
always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my
girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she
temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with?
Basically, what makes her tick?" The genie considered for a few
minutes and said, "So, do you want tw