To promote his book titled A Serpent Uncoiled, Simon Spurrier
recites the most hilarious made-up curses of all time.  Spurrier
is a crime novelist who feels his latest novel didn't get the
attention he thinks it deserves. As he recites vulgarities, he
also holds up signs that describe what drove him to make the
video. Sadly, Spurrier says he had to share the book's launch
party with his friend's birthday party and no one gave him any
attention for his novel. Simon Spurrier knows that people like
profanity, so he gives the people what they want by listing off
pharses such as "donkey fetishsizing voodoo zombie" and "I have
you seen you coughing animal custard."  Spurrier's approach to
book promotion is absolutely hysterical and he is sure to get
some more attention after this.