Puppy-Loving Olympic Silver Medalist Gus Kenworthy for
PresidentS  Last week, American freestyle skier Gus Kenworthy
won a silver medal in the slopestyle event at the Sochi
Olympics. The following day, he won our hearts by announcing
plans to adopt a family of stray puppies he found living near an
Olympic media center. The next thing Gus Kenworthy should win?
President. Because on this Presidents Day, America needs Gus
Kenworthy more than ever.  Yes, there are obvious drawbacks to
the Kenworthy for President plan. First off, Gus Kenworthy has
never publicly admitted to wanting to be President. There's no
evidence to indicate Mr. Kenworthy possesses the acumen
necessary to lead the world's largest and most powerful military
(unless war were to suddenly become much more ski flipping-
based). Further, Mr. Kenworthy, a resident of Colorado, likely
lacks the political connections necessary to institute real
change in Washington. And, most troublingly, Mr. Kenworthy was
born in 1991, which will put him a full decade