Illustration by Eran Wolkowsy Illustration by Eran Wolkowsy.
Text size  1. In Israel, the terms “civil protest” or “civil
demonstration” are applied to:  A. A protest by those eligible
for the draft, calling for expansion of the draft, as part of
their acceptance of a perpetual state of war. B. A demonstration
by army veterans in favor of equal military service, so as not
to look like patsies by doing guard duty or other routine-
security activity. C. A demonstration by reservists on furlough
and/or retired career-army men in favor of bringing additional
recruits under the wings of the army barracks. D. All of the
above. By order.  2. In Israel, “social protest” and “social-
justice demonstration” are:  A. Clean names for a civil protest.
B. An umbrella name for all the paranoias and demons scurrying
about in the tortured psyche of a serving prime minister. C. A
form of nonpolitical summer entertainment indulged in by
hipsters and dipsters on Saturday nights. D. All of the above.
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