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Joke N° 1038 3 Blonde Jokes A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse
me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." The
brunette says, "Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of
your cup." ------------------ A blonde was having sharp pains in
her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute
appendicitis." The blonde yells at the doctor, "I came here to
get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
------------------ A blonde gets a dent in her car and takes it
to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman is
blonde, decides to have a wee bit of fun. So he tells her that
all she has to do is take it home and blow in the tailpipe until
the dent pops itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's
blonde friend comes over and asks what she is doing. "I'm trying
to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You
have to roll up the windows first!" Greg D. Joke N° 1039 Sneaky
Burglar A man went to the