Could Beyoncé Have Performed At Halftime With Diarrhea?  Time
for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on
your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering DVR
prioritization, escaping from prison, blackout conspiracy
theories, and more.  Before we get into this week's Funbag, a
quick announcement: The last Jamboroo of the season posts on
Thursday. So starting next week, there will be TWO Funbags a
week. There will be the usual Tuesday Funbag. And then, every
Thursday, there will be a LIVE Funbag. We'll do this all the way
through to the beginning of the 2013 NFL season. Got that?
Regular Funbag on Tuesday, Live Kinja Funbag on Thursday. Adjust
your lives accordingly.  Your letters:   What would happen if 10
minutes before the start of halftime Beyonce developed a massive
case of the runs and couldn't perform? Or if a future performer
drops dead of a heart attack a few minutes before his
performance? Would the rest of the band continue to play? Would
they cancel the game? Or would we get