All-Time US Best XI shameless hit and comment bait  "Oh, right,
the centennial," was what I thought after three or four days of
lying awake at night wondering where all these US all-time teams
were coming from.  I thought people were being all shock talk
radio host or something.  "That's a good enough excuse.  Now I
can pick my own team, and no one will accuse me of trying to get
cheap attention!" Although it's going to be hard to top Hope
Solo carping at Julie Foudy's picks.  (Sorry about the
obligatory ad the Worldwide Leader always sticks on its
videos.)  There are plenty of reasons that this is a wonderful,
amazing time to be an American soccer fan, but near the top of
the list is the privilege of watching Hope Solo's ongoing
journey into a truly, hilariously horrible human being.  The
only advice I can give Hope is to commit her inevitable multiple
felonies while she still has the money to afford a good lawyer. 
The way she's going, she's not going to want to be met at the
bottom of the hill by a public