Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or make any profit from this
fanfic.  Pairing: Light/L (in that order)  A/N: Crossposted on
the LiveJournal Death Note Kink meme.  Light gritted his teeth
as he tried to concentrate on compiling information on the
Yotsuba group. L was starting to get on his nerves. The
eccentric detective was sitting next to him and morosely
consuming a piece of cake smothered in icing, sprinkles and
strawberries. Light twitched as L loudly smacked his lips after
finishing another bite of cake.  *SLURP* L took a sip of coffee.
Sure, normally Light could probably tune out such distractions,
but he was chained to L 24/7. As if to emphasize this point, L
fidgeted, jangling the chain. All the little annoyances were
starting to build up and become overwhelming, and he had no
privacy at all, and to top it off, L had the gall to continue to
act depressed just because Light wasn't Kira! Light was certain
any normal person would have snapped by now. L belched loudly.
Light wrinkled his nose, and fi