Thursday, November 13, 2008  Now You Can Pretend the NHL is
Still on ESPN  Are you a hockey fan that still doesn't have
access to Versus? Or maybe you have Versus and their coverage
makes you cry yourself to sleep every night? Do you long for the
days of Gary Thorne and Bill Clement calling NHL games on ESPN?
Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions, I have a
deal for you!  It's called ESPN the Microphone and now you can
pretend that whatever hockey game you are watching is being
televised on ESPN! Heck, you'll even have the best play-by-play
man/woman in the business, YOU!  You can thank me later folks,
right now go out and buy it before it's sold out. Because, you
know, how could it not sell out?  Now let's kick it back to John
Buccigross and Barry Melrose in the NHL2Night Studio! See? I've
already got mine and it's AMAZING.     1. Shouldn't it read:
ESPN The Microphone, ya know, with a capital "T" on "the"? This
is ESPN, after all. Kneel before Zod.    2. That's true. Much
like THE Ohio State U