The Oscars Take Down All the Other Movies With ItS  It was a
quiet weekend at the cineplexes, mostly because everyone was
busy at home doing their pre-Oscar calisthenics, frantically
catching up on all the movies they missed, feverishly sewing
beads on a dress while a cruel Anne Hathaway stood over them
with a whip. You know, Oscar things!  1) Gnomeo & Juliet —
$14.2M Everyone really seems to like this movie! I mean, it's
almost exclusively because of the title, right? That has to be
it. I've seen many ads and trailers for this movie and I still
have no idea what it's about, so I'll bet a bunch of other
people were confused too. And yet they went, because the movie
is called Gnomeo & Juliet and that pleases them. Particularly
the gnome part, obviously. Can we then expect a new slate of
gnome movies with punny gnomenclature? Gnomeward Bound: The
Incredible Journey? Gnoman Holiday? Ethan Frgnome? The
possibilities are endless!  2) Hall Pass — $13.4M The Farrelly
Brothers strike out yet again. Well, not entirely