User Tools  Site Tools   VHS announces intent to destroy the
moon by 2010  The Vancouver Hack Space (VHS) has set a goal of
February 12th 2010 to destroy the moon. VHS member mcantelon has
said “We have tolerated this inferior celestial body for too
long.” The first stage of the plan is to organize a small moon
landing party. Once there members will identify potential
weaknesses in the structure of the moon to aid in an efficient
demolition.  VHS director b0wser has spoken out in support of
the plans. “I think we should destroy the moon, pwn this that
and the other thing. Not because they're hard, but because it'll
give us the lulz.” Launch sites for the landing party and
subsequent attack are still being scouted. The most likely
candidate will be the expo lands adjacent to False Creek in
Vancouver's notorious downtown east side.  Critics of the plan
have said that destroying the moon could cause global problems
with tides. This is in addition to the large portions of the
moon that will spiral down to the sur