Stinking Up The Joint    This just in from PRNewswire, the
service that provides journalists with press releases from those
in search of free publicity for really weird things:  "Finally,
taking off the years doesn't have to involve injections, surgery
or hours in the spa. Researchers have found out how to help
women ‘spray away' the years with a revolutionary fountain-of-
youth mist."  No, it's not Rustoleum spray paint, although the
idea of rustproofing oneself at the same time one sprays away
the years has a certain appeal -- especially, I would think, for
those living near large bodies of water. Actually this new
product, called Timeless View, doesn't work on the cover-up
principle at all.  What it does, according to Dr. Alan R.
Hirsch, director of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research
Foundation and the inventor of the product, is utilize a
"patent-pending blend of scents" that makes men perceive women
who wear it to be six years younger than their actual age. One
of the scents is pink grapefruit, but