National Organization for Marriage Unmoved by Infographic of the
Bible’s Many Awful Marriage PossibilitiesS  An infographic
purporting to show the bible's actual nightmarish definition of
marriage in the years when people still thought the sun was
either the poison bump on the back of an enormous gila monster
or an egg yolk that could end famine has been steadily
canvassing the internet, yet has somehow failed to dissuade the
National Organization for Marriage that maybe the whole "one
man, one woman" note has been struck a little too often. The
infographic shows how biblical definitions of marriage include,
though are not limited to, the following perversities: man +
woman + concubines; man + woman + slaves; man + oodles of wives;
and rapist + victim. All of that sounds like pretty damning
evidence — straight from the most important textbook ever, no
less — that perhaps the conservative case that marriage is
strictly between a man and woman because, like, the bible is a
thing has some holes.  Aha! exclaimed