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in a Honduran mountain range.  A baby shower is a semi-rare
meteorological event in which babies fall from the sky,
predominantly of the human species. This type of precipitation
has occurred throughout history. Many people are skeptical about
this type of weather but then again, what subject doesn't have
its skeptics?  edit How?  Baby showers typically form when
infants in the lower east Panama Canal evaporate. This process
sends the babies into the clouds above. It is not uncommon for
Middle America to receive two or three baby showers a week.
Sometimes this event can happen in other waterways such as the
Nile and the Pacific Ocean but it is not likely.  When the
babies are in the clouds they are known to travel vast
distances, many reaching locations on the other side of the
world. This explains how baby showers occur all around the
world, not just near the Panama Canal.  It is also