Cat Bounce Has Been Sent From the Future to Ensure Total Cat
Domination  Cat Bounce is a website where you can make cats
bounce. It's totally mesmerizing and I'm pretty sure it's an
advanced hypnosis technology that was put in place by the cat
army to finally have complete control. I'd say to fight, it but
what's the point? Actually, don't fight it and don't resist.
Cats cats cats cats.  It kinda reminds me of that game from the
80s, Bouncing Babies, but less filled with dying babies. Man, I
can't believe my parents let me play this for hours every night.
If I ever go Dexter, please make sure to sue both my parents and
whoever produced this sicko game! The world needs to learn that
video games have catsequences! I mean consequences! Cats cats
cats cats cats.