The Shitty Steve Jobs Movie Unveils Its Bad GuyS  The Craigslist
casting, Ashton Kutcher glorifying, budget lacking Steve Jobs
biopic just added some fresh blood: the guy from Full Metal
Jacket will join the funny fat man from Book of Mormon. Uh,
alright!  jOBS—yes, that's really the title of a movie that will
be made—will star Matthew "Private Joker" Modine (far left) and
Mormon's Josh Gad (far right) as Pepsi CEO Villain John Sculley
and The Woz, respectively. This is good news, as both gents are
fine actors, but there is the slight problem of neither of them
looking much of anything like their characters. This is fine in
the case of Sculley, since nobody knows what he looks like
anyway, but Wozniak is a human icon. It's hard to imagine anyone
but a spitting image portraying Woz, but it's also hard to
imagine anyone going to see this movie, so let's just wait for
Aaron Sorkin's version to be good and rack up some Oscar
nominations, and let Kutcher's locks blow in the wind as he
forgets his lines.  At the ve