new lies / old lies / whose lies  Sunday, March 31, 1996  The
Little General Wants You!  Yes! We have Ross Perot to kick
around again.  "Moderates are just liberals in denial" - Rush
Limbaugh  Rather than risk entering the People's Republic of
California though a "Fruit Inspection Station" (we both know
these are really conservative brain checkpoints), I flew down to
Mexico. There, I hired a coyote to smuggle me though "The
Paisley Curtain." With my conservative brain still intact, I
will be able to continue my coverage of this savage struggle for
the presidency.   The Republicans' three ring circus came to the
West last week - but mostly it just came to California.  Dole is
in the center ring doing his high-wire act on the ground.
Somehow this impresses the locals, who give him 165 delegates.
Bob, in a manner reminiscent of the confusion over the 2000 vs.
2001 century change, is celebrating winning more than 996
delegates (again).  Buchanan is in the right ring doing his talk
radio thing. He's killing Dole i