August 23, 2011  Tips of the Day  If you're thinking of moving
and have two highly energetic maniacs toddlers, go slam your
hand in the car door a couple dozen times instead. It will be
less agonizing and certainly involve fewer renditions of "I said
GET OUT OF THAT BOX OMG DON'T DROP THAT PUT DOWN THE WINE
GLASSES AND STEP AWAYYYYYY."  If you're sleeping on a borrowed
air mattress for a night before your real bed arrives, check to
make sure the accompanying electric pump is one that you plug
into the wall. Otherwise you'll be hanging out on your front
lawn at 10.30pm with the car battery powered pump attached to an
idling engine. Classy. On the other hand, from that point on you
can probably only go up in your neighbors' estimation.  If
you're moving into a rental that's been recently renovated, plug
in a phone to make sure the phone lines running under the
floorboards weren't severed when the owner replaced the
flooring, then apparently just stuffed those pesky little
chopped up wires back in there where no