Down in Front!  The Colorado Rockies should be pleased to seat
you.  If I were promoting a baseball team, I would make sure
that the seats closest to the field were always filled. That
way, even if there weren't that many fans in the stadium --
because, say, their team had pretty much ensured its sixth
consecutive losing season by that point -- it would give the
illusion to Joe Q. ESPN Viewer in NobodyGivesAFuckAboutYou,
Idaho, that the team still had support. I'm no marketing genius,
but it seems like a good idea.  But the Colorado Rockies do not
think this is a good idea. Instead, they believe that the first
ten rows of Coors Field are off limits to everyone except the
ticket-holders for those seats, even if those ticket-holders are
not at the game, even if those ticket-holders are not at the
game and it's the eighth inning. Instead, they believe that
those seats should remain a reference point of longing for the
few fans who do attend late-season games, including this week's
final home game against the Dod