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Internet wants you to buy a Scion FR-S or Subaru BRZ. It needs
you to buy one so that it can buy one used. In five years. Or
ten. After the depreciation hits. After the injector-seal issues
are fully worked out. After the secret to wringing real power
out of that feckless little opposed-cylinder noisemaker is
discovered. After they get that promotion to Manager of Cellular
Accessories at Best Buy. Hurry up and buy one already, won't
you? The third owner of your car's waiting for you.  The only
problem is that you're not buying, are you? You're not alone, in
the not buying. The sales numbers aren't what Subaru and Toyota
hoped they'd be. Everybody knows why, or thinks they do. Not
enough power. Not enough reliability. Needs to be bigger, or
smaller, or lighter, or more robust, or less like a Miata, or
more so.  There are theories out there, man, good ones. I can't
believe that Subaru hasn't taken a random kid off the forums and
made him the product p