Remember: This NFL Season Could Have Been David Sterned
People, Thanksgiving is SEVEN DAYS away. Holy shit. Unlike
Halloween and Christmas, there's very little hype leading up to
Thanksgiving. The fall progresses and then suddenly it's just
THERE. BOOM. Turkey and football and passed gas and FUCK YEAH.
With that in mind, I just wanted to say a little early thank you
for all the hot lubricated NFL action we've gotten this season
("The NFL: 100% Free of Child Rape!"). Remember: This season
could have easily not happened, or it could have been shortened
significantly. I look at the current ongoing NBA lockout and all
I can think to myself is, "Christ, that could have happened to a
GOOD sport!" And that would have been tragic. If the NFLPA's
leadership had been as shitty as the NBPA's leadership—if they
had dragged their feet on litigation and failed to do anything
to give themselves leverage to negotiate—we could have been
stuck here in mid-November with no football to speak of. God,
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