Dwarves of Minecraft, here's your chance to recreate your
beloved virtual pits and earth-scars beneath the skies (or
ceilings) of the real world. The long-awaited, fan-driven Lego
Minecraft set can now be pre-ordered via the source link below
for the fathomless sum of $34.99. Yes, you're contributing to a
blatant monetization scheme (as illustrated in the frenzied
comedy after the break), and yes, your imagination will be
limited to 480 pieces in muted colors, but that's how things are
when you leave the matrix.   Lego Minecraft available for pre-
order, one block short of $35 (video)