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navigation, search The beautiful, if somewhat effeminate pansie.
A Pansie is a sexually confused male flower; despite the
existence of their stamen, they believe that they would look
prettier and smell sweeter, especially to other male flowers, if
they had pistils. Some become transsexuals, having their stamen
surgically altered to resemble pistils. However, they seldom
fool anything other than their fellow pansies and an occasional
bumbling bee, or bumblebee.  edit Description  Most pansies are
highly cultivated and show a special affinity for the arts. Many
become fine gardeners. Sexually, pansies are known for their
versatility, describing themselves in gardening catalogues as
enjoying sexual activities, including self-pollination, that
range from "mild to wild." A petunia is rumored to have said,
"Once you've tried a pansy, you'll never go back."  edit Life
Cycle  Pansies pride themselves on their colorful appearance,
taking the rainbow flag as