My friends keep swearing I’m a geek. Mostly because they all
are. And I’m talking full on, I-can-take-this-computer-apart-
down-to-it’s-chips-and-put- it-back-together-again-so-that-it-
runs-faster geeks. Geeks who are so damned good they could re-
write Linux and it would be better, AND they could do it in less
than a week. True, caffeine molecule wearing, hAx0r hating,
reading the code specs for fun geeks.  And then there is me. I
can’t even figure out how to install a printer on my mac. Sure I
can write java code (or perl, C, and maybe a little php) until
the cows come home, but that’s it. Ask me to configure a piece
of hardware or low level software, and I panic. The compulsion
to run to the medicine cabinet and down 3 xanax with a beer
overcomes me.  So I present to you (because i have nothing
interesting photographed) the top 10 reasons why I am not a
geek.  10. I hate video games. I mean, come ON BOOOOORING. I
want to shoot people in real life, at least with a lazer gun. My
husband and my friends were pla