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navigation, search  Botany is the dangerous study of plants.
Botany is not for everyone. Please consult your doctor before
starting Botany. Side effects include smoking marijuana and
world domination.  edit Plants  Plants are dangerous. They can
turn a normal man insane, or devour him whole. From a tiny seed
to a mighty Oak! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty
Scots Pine! The plucky little Aspen! Why it makes me want to
sing, sing, sing!  Botanists are a special breed of people--
trained to wreak havoc on the world. They have an uncanny
ability to spot a Bristlecone Pine at forty kilometers. Training
begins early in life with botanists sent to camps in the woods
where they learn how to make fire, skin animals, and identify
shrubbery. Alike unto gods they come back, having grown from but
seeds of men and saplings of youth into mature poles. All cities
and some large towns have local cells of botanists. Gallup polls
indicate that botanists are s