10-Year-Old Steals Parents' Car, Crashes It, Tells Cops He's a
Dwarf  Earlier this week, a 10-year-old stole his parents' car,
crashed it into a snowy ditch, and then told responding police
officers he was a dwarf who'd forgotten his driver's license.
Early Wednesday morning while his parents were sleeping, the kid
reportedly put his 18-month-old sister in the car and took off,
hoping to make it to his grandparent's house—some 38 miles away
from the boy's home in Dokka, Norway.  He made it about six
miles before driving off the road into a ditch. He was found not
long after by a snowplow driver, who called the cops.  "The boy
told the snowplow driver that he was a dwarf and that he had
forgotten his driver's license at home," said Baard
Christiansen, a spokesman for the Vest Oppland police district,
according to the Independent. The children were not injured in
the crash, and there was no damage to the car.  "The parents
woke up and discovered that the children were missing and that
someone had taken off wit