27 Reasons Why You Should Not Get A Cat  The real terrorists are
closer than you ever imagined. posted on  I know, right? Now
tell your friends! 27 Reasons Why You Should Not Get A Cat Erin
La Rosa  2. They also destroy Christmas.  3. They will scratch
your eyeballs out.  4. Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you
for “fun.”  5. Like, really scare you.  How did you even find a
way in there!?  6. They’ll eat all of your cold cuts!  7. And
your electronics!  8. Or just sit on them.  9. They won’t let
you properly wipe, because they can’t.  11. Cats think they
belong on counters.  But they don’t…  12. They will eat your
children!!!  13. Cats will pee all over your panty parade.  14.
And then they’ll poop on your life.  15. Cats hate turquoise
drapes.  16. They’ll sneak onto your computer and read your
personal emails!  17. Cats think potted plants are for pussies.
18. Cats hate clean clothes.  19. Because they can’t stand not
being the center of attention.  Cute leopard dress, though!  20.
They like to pull ter