Tag Archives: supercross for assholes  Seattle For Assholes: 250
Breakdown  Pre-race: It’s hard to bet against Roczen in this
moto. He comes from Germany, where the tracks either suck (about
95%) or have perfect dirt. Kid is a machine in this stuff.
Holeshot: Tomac. I’m changing my bet.  Lap 2: Roczen is up to
3rd behind Christian Craig, who is looking to prove that he is
more than the TLD dude that instagrams a lot of stuff with his
chick. He’s ripping right now.  Lap 3: Roczen moved into 2nd and
now Sipes is around Craig, too. Sipes also still exists, for
your information.  Lap 4: Malcolm had just moved into 7th past
Cunningham, but he needed to exfoliate and you cannot put a
price on good mud.  Lap 5: Osborne battling with Sipes for 3rd,
somehow manages to hit a double from so far inside he was
basically on top of the tuff blocks.  Lap 6: Osborne into 3rd,
squares up Sipes then shuts him down in the whoops. He’s about
that box.  Lap 10: Tomac ovah the bahhhs! #BostonStrong  Lap 10
(cont’d): Ralph just cal