Review: Lego Batman 2: DC Superheroes  RRP: $79 ($68 on PC)
Platform(s): Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, DS and PS Vita
Classification: PG Reviewed on: Xbox 360 Rating: 7.5/10  At
first glance, the Lego universe looks like an idyllic place to
live. Smiling yellow Lego men go about their lives cracking
jokes and living blissfully unaware of the troubles of reality.
But after spending more than ten minutes in the world of Lego,
I've realised how terrifying it would really be. As the most
efficient way to complete a Lego game is to smash every object
in every room (for the precious Lego studs that spill out), a
few maniacal Lego people would blast into a room, destroy every
single object therein, and shoot their way out again, leaving
you sitting on the floor with a dazed look on your Lego face.
The Lego police can't do anything because they're cracking jokes
in their station and anyway, someone punched your phone into
tiny bits.  Playing as the protagonist of a Lego game is,
thankfully, far less terrifying than playing