This much I know  Jamie Oliver, chef, 34, London Jamie Oliver
holding hat Jamie Oliver, August 2009. Photograph: Suki Dhanda
Tony Blair invested some money in school dinners, but you would
have got better value for money if I'd spent it myself.  I get
zero say in my children's names. If I had a boy I'd like to call
him Elvis, but my wife would like to call him Honeydew or
something. What's wrong with Elvis Oliver? You'd want to shag
him and you'd want to be his mate.  I don't endorse swearing.
Idiots do it, and I happen to do it because I can't express
myself better. Ministry of Food was particularly emotional and a
lot of stuff upset me. We only got complaints after the papers
picked up on it, then Wogan chimes in. It's not Blankety Blank;
you go up to Rotherham, spend four or five months there and try
to make a difference and I'll get a few "fucks" out of you,
Terry. But if I did it now I'd edit it all out.  When my
grandad's brother died, I found out I was sixth-generation
Sudanese. I need to go on Who Do