Roald Dahl  Roald Dahl was a Norwegian Author for Children)){u='
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This guy wrote books. for kids.  Just The Facts    1. Though
Norwegian by birth, Dahl grew up in Wales   2. He was an
intelligence agent during WW2   3. He was batshit insane   4. He
was 6'6'' tall when he was in high school  Early Life  Roald
Dahl had quite a hard early life, which may explain how fucked-
up he really was. When he was just three years old, his seven
year old sister, Astri, died of appendicitis. Only weeks later,
his father died of pneumonia aged fifty seven.  All this,
however, did not make him a shy, reclusive boy at school. It
did, however, make him hang out with some total sick fucks. Aged
eight, four other boys, and Roald himself, were caught
shoplifting by an elderly woman in a candy store. They then
proceed to play a prank on her, by putting a dead rat in a candy
jar. The result: she almost had a fucking heart attack. The five
were caned by the schoolmaster for th