Saturday, February 02, 2013  Nerf goes the world!  I am not
kidding you: At this very moment, that herbivore Lester Holt is
on the TeeWee down the hall wringing his hands over whether the
X Games have "become too dangerous." First Barry going on about
football and now this...  Johnny raced dirtbikes, Jenny jumped
BASE. Name of the sport is The Human Race. Everybody tell me
have you heard? Nerf goes the world.  Jenny drove rallyes,
Johnny did too, In a Mitsubishi and a Subaru Everybody tell me
have you heard? Nerf Goes The World.  It goes something like
this: (N n n nerf)  Johnny and Jenny had a crazy dream, See
their pictures in a magazine. Every little boy needs a girl.
Nerf Goes The World.  Jenny and Johnny getting smart (it seems)
Made more money on a Red Bull team. Every little nest needs a
bird. Nerf Goes The World.  One two three and four is five,
Everybody here is a friend of mine. Whatever happened to the
Duke of Earl? Nerf Goes The World.  Six seven eight and nine is
ten, Send Jeb Corliss off a cliff