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Carpet: January Jones »  January 31, 2008  When Intern George
isn't rubbing our feet, scrawling "Mr. George Fug Girls" on his
Trapper Keeper, or peeling grapes that he then feeds us from a
silver platter -- as we lounge on our chaises and swoon,
"Dahling, WHITHER the fug today, I shall simply PERISH if Mischa
Barton doesn't soon leave the house in a Value Village tee!" --
we sometimes let him answer our mail. And today, we decided to
let him print some of his answers. We swear on all things holy
(so, on George himself) that these are all VERY real e-mails
we've received at GFY HQ, with names removed to protect the
somewhat innocent.  E-mail #1  Subject line: Not Above The Law
This is to say paris your  not above the law !!!!!YOur  driving
that way  and  more than one time is  pathetic ,  you  could  of
killed  someone and hurt them  very badly .Can ya  deal with
that ????Hope the  law  gives you the  most penalty  that  can
be  given ,  you  dese