Local Man Has No Answer For Why He Was In Shower So Long
showerLaCucaracha native, Jim Swarthing, spent upwards of 45
minutes in the shower this morning, but when asked by his wife
“what he was doing in there” Swarthing could only muster a
muddled, incoherent response that left his wife unsatisfied.
When pressed further by his spouse, Swarthing became
increasingly testy with his responses. He began by treating the
inquiry as a really stupid question. “Well, duh,” said Swarthing
sarcastically, “I was bathing.” Without missing a beat, his wife
responded, “For 45 minutes?”  Swarthing then elaborated by
stating that he had “some hard…places to clean. Some spots just
needed extra…cleaning.”  In addition, Swarthing explained, he
had to wash and condition his hair.  Read more…  Categories:
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