Drunk Guy Claims His Dog Drove Him to the Store  Wesley Mark
Terrell, a 60-year-old man from Oconee County, Georgia, had a
perfectly reasonable explanation when cops asked him about the
dog that was locked inside his car on a recent 99-degree day.
Obviously, the dog had driven him to the grocery store. To buy
some corn. What's better than corn on the cob on a hot summer
day? And with 4th of July fast approaching, why not stock up?
With all due respect, I'm not sure why we're even still talking
about this, officer? Also, Mr. Terrell was allegedly very drunk.
The best part of his explanation is how it doesn't even address
the problem at hand. "Why was the dog locked in your car? It's
hot out."   "Hey, don't look at me. He drove."  "Oh gosh, we're
real sorry about that, Wes. Our mistake. You have a good day,
now, would ya? And say hi to the missus for me."  Police
measured the temperature inside the car at 123 degrees, and
described a "stifling" smell from a gas can that was left
inside. Terrell was charged wi