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Revision as of 22:04, July 5, 2010 by Skinfan13 (talk |
contribs)  Jump to: navigation, search “Where there's an
Interstate, there will always be a Cracker Barrel...” ~
Anonymous on Cracker Barrel  A typical Cracker Barrel in all of
its glorious Southern finery.  Cracker Barrel is a Southern-
themed family style restaurant that operates in North America,
particularly in the United States. The chain has locations in 41
states with each business consisting of a restaurant and a
country store that sells cheap junk that only your grandmother
would want to buy. The nostalgia of the "stuff" these folks
peddle easily offsets the extremely poor and toxic quality of
the goods. The food itself is fairly decent considering it is
processed southern comfort food.[1] Cracker Barrels can be found
along the fine Interstate Highways of America: if you see an
exit or interchange, chances are there's a Cracker Barrel
lurking around the corner waiting to ambush uns