Via Sportivo, we present you a good old-fashioned bull goring
video. It's tough to get enough of these.  To help understand
what happens in this video, we're gonna let Sportivo explain it
to us:  Despite being born in Mexico of Spanish ancestry, I
despise bullfighting. No, it's not the killing of the bull, per
se, but the uneven playing field. Either they start equipping
the bulls with motion-sensor-triggered uzis strapped to their
horns or they swap the matador's sword with a swiss army knife.
But I digress...  The setup for the clip: a sports news show in
Mexico (yes, Spain and Latin America cover bullfights in the
sports segments) was taping a color piece about eccentric
matador Jose de Jesus "El Glison." Besides being one of the most
reckless (and most frequently gored) bullfighters in recorded
history, "El Glison" is also a colorful character: half rocker,
half poet, half surfer, half not good with fractions... You know
the type, right? Anyway, he had just written this elegiac poem
about the endless batt