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navigation, search For those without comedic tastes, the so-
called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Moisture.
Moisture is the residue of humanity that collects at the crust
of society. Incorrect recognition of moisture has been known to
bring down entire civilisations. It is imperative therefore that
you not only read this entry but then later have it tattooed on
a visible part of your body, preferably in New Courier font so
its really easy to read.  edit Types of Moisture  There is only
1 type of Moisture: Don't listen to them...  edit The
Megalomaniacal  Donald rumsfeldss  Donald Rumsfeld  This type of
moisture is fairly robust and requires intense heat to
evaporate. A decent burst of political pressure though and this
moisture will very quickly dissolve into a more gaseous form,
wiping smarmy faces off all other moisture in the close
vicinity.  edit The Gormless   Britney