The New WWF Generation: Don't schedule any surgery during Monday
Night RAW. WWF Monday Night RAW, coming to you from the Beeghly
Center at Youngstown State University in Youngstown, OH 8.8.94
(but taped 1.8) and broadcast on the USA Network. Your hosts are
Vince McMahon and Randy Savage. The Undertaker v. Butch Banks -
Vince all but gives the entire angle away, if you're paying
attention. However he does promise that "you'll only see
[Undertaker vs. Undertaker] one time..." There's a lot to talk
about what with all the preliminaries. Ted DiBiase has just
rocked the WWF since he came back, you know. This can't be the
real Undertaker, 'cause he doesn't use the tombstone piledriver!
The finisher, in case you were wondering, is a simple throat
slam. Leslie Nielsen spans the globe. You know, "Police Squad"
was a hell of a lot funnier. Remember when he met that informant
in the Japanese gardens? Hahahahahaha.... The WWF Sunday Night
Slam, which you might have thought was the SummerSlam
Spectacular, will take place