State of Disunion  We know that the state of the union is good
no matter how many Americans are out of work, how many families
are counting every penny, how many industries are falling off a
cliff and how high the national debt gets. We know it’s good so
long as another politician takes a victory lap up to the podium
and tells us that it’s all good because he’s here.
obamadictatorinobamawetrustIraq? Nothing to worry about. We just
brought all the troops home. Sure it’s breaking up into a civil
war, but you won’t hear about it on the news. Osama bin Laden is
no longer a threat, but his allies have taken over Egypt and
Tunisia, and are moving on Libya. The Taliban’s momentum has
been broken and they are on the verge of taking over the
government which means they will finally have been defeated.
These achievements are a testament to a military which is facing
the biggest budget cuts in decades.  The American soldier is a
role model to us. I take away his weapons, fire him, put him on
trial and force him to marr