 Meghan Carlson Meghan Carlson Senior Writer, BuddyTV OK, let's
cut right to the chase, because after those two hours of
Bachelor Pad, the last thing you need is for me to waste MORE of
your time. Tonight's episode was the WORST! So much ... what's
the word ... THINKING!  When I made a promise to myself that I
would enjoy the pure summer fun of Bachelor Pad to its fullest,
on this blog, with all of you, my special Bachelor Pad buddies,
did I think I was signing on for two painful hours of vodka-
soaked psychobabble about "outsiders" and "alliances"? NO! I
thought I was in for a series of PG sex scenes, ridiculously
irrelevant "challenges" that test basic human brain functions,
and a constant stream of hilarious English-language-butchering
through the mouths of people who once thought that finding love
on TV was a good idea and whose ideas just got worse from there.
Those people don't need teams and strategies and alliances to be
entertaining--in fact, they need just the opposite. Don't you
see that forcing the