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have an account? .  Take My Pets, Please. I used to love my dog
and cats. Then I had a baby.  Tigger a.k.a The Kitten  Fine
Attributes include:  Eating food off the dining room table,
particularly in the 60 second time window it takes to get from
the table to the kitchen for the baby’s drink and back. He will
time you.  Running underfoot while you carry the baby
downstairs. Usually proceeded by a bonsai war cry to give you a
sporting chance.  Crying until you personally escort him to his
dinner. And then crying until you pet him as he eats. It’s kind
of like breastfeeding, except with zero benefits.  The Donkey
a.k.a Murphy  Loves to bark while your child attempts to nap.
Loves to bark while you attempt to nap.  “Accidentally” runs
over the baby while she’s on the floor.  Despite hundreds of
dollars and countless hours spent on training, responds to
commands only if he feels like it.  The Elder Statesman a.k.a
Andy  Craps on the floor of your h