first dates I talk about babies and marriage very early on, not
because I'm searching desperately for someone to fertilize my
eggs before they shrivel up and die, but because I don't want to
get into a relationship under false pretenses. 90s television
We’ve designed a foolproof way to determine who your date really
is, using just one simple question: “What is your favorite ’90s
kid’s show?” The only person who gets to define what “too soon”
is for sex is you. It could be after one date or after 20. This
could possibly be the worst idea I've ever had, but just hear me
out for a hot second.  Jun 12, 2013 at 2:00pm | 108 comments
For the record, I wear the shit out of trends and actually enjoy
confusing straight guys with my clothes, but if you're looking
for a nice, reliable husband type, then tone it down.