The Expendables 2: The Kotaku ReviewS  The Expendables is all
about elite mercenaries, intense action sequences and a lot of
meat-headedness. Seems like it could be the perfect fit for a
trigger-happy group of friends to virtually tear through an
onslaught of enemies, no? The shooting would be rampant and fun.
The characters would be amiable, muscular soldier types with a
penchant for appropriately cheesy dialogue. Right?  Well, that's
the intention anyway. The execution, however, is another story
entirely.  The Expendables 2 seems to incorporate all the right
things. There are four characters—Barney Ross, Gunner Jensen,
Hale Caesar and Yin Yang—to choose from, mirroring the film,
each with unique, upgradeable skills. Whether you're a sniper,
knifer, or straight shotgun blaster, there's a skillset for you.
The sniper is absolutely useless. It takes way too long to aim
for what is too frequently an imprecise shot. The goal here is
to be killing enemies as rapidly as possible, not to have your
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