Wednesday, November 22, 2006  The Obligatory TomKat Session  1.
Andrew Sullivan violates the first rule of weddings, never take
attention away from the bride.  2. "The tinsel holds off the
negative engrams and habaloo dipsiluscious thetan goo-bah. I
can't explain it any more clearly than that."  3. "And I want
lifts, stilts, and a pony. Is that OK, Mardi-Gras Santa?"  4.
"Xenu deems the sacrifice acceptable. Let the ceremony begin."
5. "Hey, you smell like latex, Shalimar, and toilet cleaner.
Doing anything later?"  H/T: Brender   jeff said...  Tom Cruise
kept, and reused, the "Faberge Egg" prop from Risky Business.
"So baby, how "complete" is the makeup and sequin job?"  Brian
in MA said...  "I want to share our love with the world! ...
Don't judge me!"  "When I said I wanted your face to sparkle,
this isn't what I had in mind."  Cybrludite said...  Last week
on "Firefly": Mal finds out that he's married to a geisha
because he accidently bumped her into a vat of glitter.  MP
Martin said...  Bobby practices