List: Reaons Why It Takes So Long to Write a Book    • Posted on
• in Need to stock up on chunky cardigans and cigarettes before
can really begin  It's not "for real" unless you write it in
blood  Hard to find new names for the characters based on all
your friends and family   Out spending the millions I made on my
first book  Necessary to run plagiarism-check on each sentence
after it's written  Busy thinking about what to wear during
author appearance on Oprah show  Too drunk