Virgil Winston: Marketing Guru  My Uncle Lou is a numerologist
who lives and breathes numbers and seeing as how he’s doing
fourteen months in a minimum-security prison for a few minor
accounting errors, he has a lot of free time to spend on his
hobby. I bet you didn’t know an average drop of Heinz tomato
ketchup leaves the bottle at a speed of 25 miles per hour or
that the probability of getting hit by a meteor is 1 in 200
million, which are probably the same odds that Uncle Lou has of
finding a wife once he gets out of the big house.  Now, while
most of us aren’t as obsessed as my uncle, numbers are an
inescapable fact of life. Unfortunately, most of us are
mathematically challenged and we need all the help we get. In
short, we need calculators, making them the perfect promotional
give-away, guaranteed with 2-1 accuracy that they will be used
every day, all day.  And the Jumbo Desk Calculator is your
solution. It’s not just a nice looking desk accessory with
stylish lines, but a full function calculator with