Hey, You!  Traffic Cops  Hey, you two Fullerton College Police
Academy trainees jaywalking across Berkeley Street a few days
ago. Traffic is bad enough on this street with students trying
to avoid paying to use the brand-new half-deserted parking
structure on the other side of the campus. You guys felt you had
to fuck around by boldly walking right out into traffic,
pretending you werenâ€™t going to stop, even when cars were
coming from both directions. As I was passing, one of you even
shoved your buddy toward my car. You guys were having such a
good time; laughter must have made you indestructable! Keep in
mind however that the first reflex drivers will have when you
step in front of them understandably is to slow down, either
gradually or suddenly depending on the distance between you and
them, and since this road has recently turned into a desperate
raceway full of inattentive dipshits who are late to class or on
their cell phones and usually driving up my ass, itâ€™s pretty
easy to see the potential for