Holmes may be ready for battle, but it's sad for Suri  Despite
the wealth, fame and oddness, no one enjoys seeing parents go to
war over a child     • The Guardian,     • Jump to comments ()
The actress Katie Holmes has finally woken up to the fact that
for ever is a long time. She married Tom Cruise five years ago,
even though she knew he was an immortal being from another
planet, dedicated to a process of "auditing" to improve his
"dynamics" and rediscover his true nature, or "Thetan". They'd
already had a much-photographed daughter, Suri, who is now six.
One can only presume, since inter-species breeding is unusual,
either that Holmes is also one of these immortal beings, or that
Cruise, after all, is only human. Whatever.  Anyway, Holmes
doesn't want her daughter to be raised as a Scientologist, for
some cranky reason, and instead wants her to be a Catholic.
Basically, the parents are in agreement that Suri has an
immortal soul, but have irrevocably clashed over how best to
realise her delicate potential