Thursday, January 18, 2007  Hmm… well that’s different.
Overheard on the streets of New York:  Boriqua woman: My two-
year-old refuses to understand the concept of 'Shut the fuck up
and go to sleep.' -McDonald's, Union Square  Chick #1: Wow,
you're really good at that! Chick #2: Eh, I think the trick is
to start young. Chick #3: looking worried: Handjobs? Chick #2:
Uh... No. Using chopsticks. -New Big Wong Restaurant  Female
employee: My boss hates hearing about menstruation. Any time I
want to get him off my back I just tell him I'm having my
period. He puts his hands up over his ears like he's hearing
nails on a blackboard. If he doesn't leave me alone right away,
I tell him my napkin is soaked and I have to change it. -Peter
Luger's, Williamsburg  Construction worker #1: Braille really
trips me out. Construction worker #2: I know. Me, too.
Construction worker #1: Do you think they have different fonts?
-21st St & Park Ave  Dude #1: Dude, you see how hot Sara looked
last night? Dude #2: Dude, I would fuckin