Monday, May 22, 2006  Da Vinci Code is bad for your health  You
listened to the nonsensical debate over whether it should be
shown. You laughed at the congressman cum pastor who said that
the movie was the work of Satan. By the way, he looked like a
rabid dog on TV.  You read the early reviews which you hated.
You told yourself that the critics don’t get it. “They just
don’t get it,” you murmured to yourself.  You even bought a copy
from your suking DVD vendor only to find out that it was the
documentary and not the movie. You contemplated whether to
return and throw the freaking copy at your suki’s face. You
hesitated. He weighs 250 lbs and is taller than you by 3 inches.
Besides, he is a member of the local syndicate and is known as
the Berdugo ng Cotobato. Also, he looked really mean with that
goatee which is 5 inches long. You felt weak.  Your friends sent
you the text message with the supposed code in Tagalog which you
forwarded to all the numbers in your address book. This made you
miserable because you