The derp is already knee deep  Well we're only a couple of weeks
into the official unofficial election campaign and already the
derp is knee deep. I can confidently predict that by the time
the actual poll rolls around, we're not going to be able to get
to a polling station due to the fact that we're all going to be
trapped in a great steaming layer of derp several miles deep.
Let's have a look at some of the highlights of the past two
weeks shall we?  Virtual Caretaker Mode derp  As soon as the PM
announced the date of the election, the Opposition went into
full derp mode, demanding that the government and associated
bodies essentially shut up shop for the next eight months and
enter into a "virtual caretaker mode"  For those of you who
aren't politics wonks, the caretaker period is that bit of time
between the actual launch of the election period (when writs are
issued) and the election itself. During that time the government
is not allowed to make new policy and essentially the idea is to
just keep things