Minecraft wiki entry for Easter_eggs, associated text: Shiny numbers!
Am I not running fast enough? :(
I'm working as hard as I can!
Will I ever be good enough for you? :(
Speedy. Zooooom!
Hello world
40% better than a crash report.
Now with extra numbers
Now with fewer numbers
Now with the same numbers
You should add flames to things, it makes them go faster!
Do you feel the need for... optimization?
*cracks redstone whip*
Maybe if you treated it better then it'll have more motivation to work faster! Poor server.