Minecraft wiki entry for SftOPlot, associated text: A man named Julian explains to the reader that he generally hates his own birthday as he prepares for work. The day, which coincidentally is his birthday, goes terrible from the start. Julian ends up missing the 7-AM train to work, so he takes a taxi instead. Another man named Nick calls Julian on his smartphone, asking if he’ll be on to play Minecraft tonight. Julian says that he won’t be able to as he is working late. Upon arriving at work, he is asked by his boss if he got the message about working late. Julian says that he did and starts to bring up his birthday, but the boss says that he can talk to human resources about arraigning a cake, noting that it would be six to eight weeks before one is delivered. Julian ends up working through the whole day, finishing up a quarterly report before 8-PM. He then rushes back home and starts playing Minecraft on a VR headset. Nick meets up with Julian, and soon the two head down into a mine to find some lapis lazuli.