Generate a low-resolution, pixelated depiction of a malfunctioning, laughable mechanical tiger, devoid of any concept or purpose, resembling a child's crayon drawing. Use an insipid, dull color palette with no contrast or visual appeal. Portray the tiger in a static, uninteresting composition, lacking any sense of action or drama. Disregard any artistic influences from Ralph Horsley and Wadim Kashin, resulting in a piece that lacks any distinctive style. Neglect HDR techniques and cinematic effects entirely, ensuring the artwork is devoid of detail and impact. Create a lifeless, uninspiring portrayal of a mechanical tiger that is neither fearsome nor captivating in any way