{{A poorly executed and unappealing representation of {((a collectible card background))}}} with {((sloppy and amateurish design elements))}. This is a {((negative contemporary))}-inspired image that showcases {((the lack of skill and creativity))} in the illustration. The environment/background should be {((dull and uninspiring))} to create a {((bland and uninteresting atmosphere))}. The image should be in the style of a {((poorly executed digital artwork))}, incorporating elements that are {((uninspired and generic))}. The {((long shot))}, captured with a {((fish-eye))} lens, will provide a {((distorted and unattractive perspective))}. The lighting should be {((harsh and uneven))}, emphasizing {((the lack of depth and dimension))}. The desired level of detail is {((low))} with a {((480p))} resolution, highlighting {((the lack of refinement in the design))}. The goal is to create a {((disappointing and unattractive))} image that falls short of expectations, lacking {((any artistic mer