I found out that my wife is pregnant today.

Do you know if you're having a boy or girl yet?

I'm rooting for a son myself.  I can't say she feels the same.

Got to get him playing some sports for sure.


I'm tired of being harassed by this corrupt city.

Sometimes governments can be detrimental rather than helpful. What is the harassment?

Everything from my grass an inch too tall (by the way I have abandoned houses all around me with all kinds of debris and grass 7ft tall) to..My car parked on MY lawn..They don't show up to gunshots all night, fire bombs, breaking in too abandoned houses, rapes, beatings..but they care if my own car is parked on a lawn that I mow????

That's too bad. We get a lot of gunshots here too and no one comes to help.


I got a new job that pays a lot more than my previous one. I should be able to pay off my home sooner now

Financial stability is such an amazing thing.

Yes, it is. I was at my old job for over 4 years and never got a raise.

Its hard to feel under appreciated at work.


We got to go to Walt Disney World this February.  We didn't think we'd be able to go.

That's great! I went a few months ago and really enjoyed it

I love going there!  We didn't find out till December that we could go.  Suddenly I had a lot of planning to do!


My friends left to dinner without me since I canceled last minute

I had to work. If I said no to work, I'd just be putting a bullseye on my back.

I can understand that - unfortunately some times we have to do those annoying things in order to keep things level.


my daughter gets to pick the movie tonight for movie night

That's fun, do you think you will enjoy it?

i know i won't. She has been saying all week she is picking a horror film

Uh oh, well at least you won't be a lone when you watch a scary movie.


I let my dog out late last night and a skunk was there. I got scared when I spotted her/him trying to scurry away!

Oh dear! Did you get sprayed? That would frighten me too, especially at night.

No. I think skunks are the cutest things. I just didn't expect one to be brave and come in my yard! My dog is older and deaf and not usually let out so late- I got her in and mrs skunk got away thank goodness- I wanted to give her some fruit though

Well that's a relief! I'm glad neither of you got sprayed.


I went for a run tonight despite feeling super depressed these past two weeks.

It felt amazing, I'm so happy I was able to push myself onto the right track.


I didn't get a chance to make dinner for my date, so I got her McDonalds

Oops.  That's doesn't have to be a bad thing.  No one can resist fries from McDonalds.  How did she react?

She seem kind of surprised, but she did eat everything. Not a fry survived.

Well, there you go.  She enjoyed it and if she didn't complain or scoff at you, then she sounds like a keeper!


My car was damaged in the parking lot and the other driver took off without leaving me a note.

That is horrible! Were their any cameras?

No and its a brand new car.  The cop said I was at fault since I was illegally parked.


I was disappointed with the new Mario Tennis game, it did not live up to my expectations

I have not played it. Are you going to go back to the last and quit playing it?

I might, maybe I just need to give it another shot


Is it? lol. I plan to go on a cruise with my close friends. Hopefully they don't flake.

I hope they don't either! Sounds like the perfect birthday celebration.


Pisses me off when someone interrupts me in the middle of a sentence. Throws off my whole train of thought then I forget what I was gonna say

Yes but I told them to let me finish and they did haha

That is good that the person was courteous. That may not happen everytime


I do! I was so happy when I opened the box and that fat mofo jumped out!

That was nice of your girlfriend, do you love her?


I was a cheater in highs school. I always got some nerd to help me, bet now I really regret it.

We all do stupid stuff as kids.  The important thing is you realize how bad that behavior is now.

Yeah, but that  doesn't stop me from being upset about it.

I understand regret over previous actions, but you just got to move forward.


I got concert tickets for my birthday. I thought the show was sold out. My girlfriend got them for me.

You got an awesome girlfriend. Who are you going to see?

Im going see Phoenix. She even told me she wasnt able to get them. Haha

She sure surprised you. I hope you have a great time at the concert.


I get to go to Italy, Croatia, and other places. It's going to be a blast!

I CANT BELIEVE THAT.  I need a vacation so badly.


I'm going out to a picnic like thing with some friends next weekend. Fingers crossed the weather stays nice.

Yeah that is exactly what I am hoping it is! haha

Well hopefully it doesn't rain or anything.


Hi friend. I have had a lot of problems with my girlfriend

I've been there. That must be rough. What's going on ?

well actually it is going well, we have managed to work a lot of things out and have stayed true to each other. I am excited for the future.

I am happy you worked it out. Stay loyal to each other. It's the most important thing


So ive been talking to this really cute girl at work for a few weeks.  I really like her..

Oh good luck man! Hopefully everything works out!

Im going to ask her on a date.  I think she likes me, so i really think she'll say yes

We can only hope so! Get her some flowers!


am so impressed by my daughter, she won the national spelling bee contest!

Wow, she must be a talented child! I'm sure you're so proud of her.

I really am! She is only 7 years old, but already won her first national contest! :)

Now that's an achievement you and her will remember till the rest of her life!


I found a wallet and returned it to the owner.

That's very good of you. I would be proud of myself If I can do such a thing especially if there is a huge chunk of money in it

Yes, I was very satisfied with my behavior.


Oh shucks that's bad!  Did you call in sick?

oh haha.  Awesome!  Now what are you gonna do?


I usually don't feel the greatest because of health problems.

Blood pressure and crohns disease, as well as, a few minor ones. Not sure why but today I feel really good! Slept well, woke up happy and energized


Hello! I started my graduate classes today.

Yes. I have all my binders ready with paper and a calendar to keep track of stuff.  I'm nervous but ready!


I dropped my phone in the toilet last night and now it's not functioning right. I also didn't have insurance on it which is a huge bummer, because this phone was expensive!

Oh no! Have you tried the old "put it in a bag of rice" trick?

It's actually in a bag of rice right now. I'm trying not to get my hopes up though, I'm bummed out enough as is.

Give it a few days (even though it feels like a million). I'll cross my fingers for you! I'm so sorry, that is a huge bummer!


I am so ready for Labor day, can't wait.

I hear you, are you getting the day off of work?

That sounds awesome.  Where are you going?


I let my friend cut my hair, with no training

not to well i ended up cutting the rest myself to make the haircut better

Oh my gosh, that is terrible! I hope you were able to salvage it.


i was mad when i couldnt leave work on time

the work just kept piling up as the day went on


I am worried I won't pass the CPA exam. I have been studying for weeks and am afraid I won't remember the material.

Yikes, you gotta pay more attention to your textbook maybe

Yeah I will call my buddy who is good with numbers. He will get me on track.


My cousin and I used to beat eachother with sticks.

Yeah. We called it the box game and walked around inside of a refrigerator box for protection.


I was so proud of my daughter over the weekend.

That's good to hear, what did she do to make you proud?

She performed her first solo dance in competition, but she had been in leg braces for the last 2 years.

Oh wow! That's amazing, i'm sure that was a really touching moment!


it was suprising to see someone eat a 3 lbs burger for a free t-shirt

why would somebody overeat for a silly t-shirt?! makes no sense to me

to see if it can be done! and the meal was free too

oh, i see. i don't think i would do that. I would throw up


Congrats. You must be very proud of yourself. Will you celebrate?

I really am.  It was so much hard work, I must celebrate.

I agree, be sure to keeping up the good work!


I was helping my mom repain the house, and it reminded me of when I used to ask her if I can help her paint when I was little.

Did she paint art when you were a child?

No. Neither of us are artistic. It's normal painting of rooms.

I see,  Did you have different colors in your room as a kid?


Today is my anniversary! My husband planned an amazing day! He bought me my favorite chocolates and is taking me to a concert tonight! I had no idea about the concert!

That's great to hear that some really care and put effort in to their relationships!

He usually doesn't do this much! I guess after years of hinting, he's finally picking up on them! haha

Lol! Oh geez- so many take years to get it ugh! But at least he finally has! I hope he is very romantic too!

haha yeah it does! we've been together almost 15 years.


School is about to start. Summer is over.

But at least Christmas is around the corner. I love Christmas just as much as the summer!


My friend went to the hospital last week because of a heart attack!

sorry to hear that. I hope he is okay now

He's recovering. But I'm really nervous about the after effects.

he will be okay as long he got the tratment


That blows dude , i bet it was not your fault

The company got bought by someone else and we all got laid off.  Lost my family home and all.  But things are slowly improving.

So they just cleaned house ? Damn that bad , i would assume they would have kept some workers


I have lent money to friend of my friend!!

I hope so too. There's nothing worse than someone you trust not repaying you.


I'm pretty worried about what the future will hold. I lose my job tomorrow. Trying to keep my head up!

Yes, unfortunately. We are having a huge company layoff and being a remote employee didn't help my case.

im sorry, i hope you're able to find an even better job immediately


I will be getting into some major debt myself soon with law school.

Though the tuition is enormous, I am excited about the challenge that lies ahead.


The other day I heard some strange noises coming from my attic. It sounded like someone was walking back and forth.

I am too scared to go look. I heard that the people who lived here before may have died in the home.

Oh no. Are there other people at home with you?


I'm finally able to afford decent health insurance for once in my life. Not only does it feel good to know I'm covered for some unexpected bad stuff, but I can actually go to the dentist and optometrist and keep up with my teeth/eye health for once.

Glad to hear it! Health is such an important thing, and the more you look after your body, the better it will treat you.

Yeah. I mean I was a home-body and lives a pretty boring life, so I never truly felt in danger of not having health insurance in the past. But it was still a pretty stupid way to live. One accident could have ended it all in terms of financial health.

I agree, now you will financially and physically secure. All the stress of not having insurance is far too much given our healthcare costs.


I don't like it when people in customer service have attitudes.

Oh I know what you mean! It is even worse when you ask for their manager and the manager gives you a major tude!

Their only job is to service the customer. Why do they make it so hard? I didn't force them to apply for that job. Sheesh.

Right? They can go get a job as a garbage collector if they want to act that way!


There was a wasp in my bedroom when I woke up this morning

So am I, I would have freaked out if I saw it my bedroom.


Well, that's nice to hear. Is it their first marriage.

It is her first. But I want to be engaged and I don't have a boyfriend. That sucks

Try not to approach it like that, but do look for the right man.


I've been working hard as a waiter this summer. Kind of fun since it's helped me develop social skills.. One person even tipped me $25 when their order was only like $8. Caught me off-guard that someone wanted to be that nice to me

I had some one tip me a $25 chip at the casino after seeing a pic of my daughter in my locket. I cried lol

Dang, nice! Yeah, it's cool when they realize we're humans and just trying to do the best we can. I was hating the job for a while, and then that happened and it was enough to keep me going for another week. Just the little things

Serving tables is hard. some days you can work your hardest and make absolutely nothing. I had to quit after so many years


My neighbor hit my dog backing out of her driveway because she sped out of it like some speed demon!

Yelled at her! I am so mad, so very mad!


Super happy I had some funds to today to get some new clothes!

Nowhere else but the thrift! My favorite place! Well sort of new, new from the thrift is my favorite way to go :) Best brands and 80% off.

I love the thrift stores. i can spend hours in there.

I know right? So many cool things, lots of new ones too!

I buy a lot of kids clothes from there. I also go to a salvage store called Dirt cheap, great deals!

OH! lol- That sounds great! We don't have that many here but we have like $1 sunday at goodwill and they get new target stuff. But I find stuff like Betsey johnson, H&M and everything in between! Love good fabrics for like $4. Can't be beat! Yes they get amazing kids clothes too


There was a storm the other day, close to our home. There was a tornado warning near it, so I was afraid and nervous!

Oh no. I hope you got somewhere safe while it was going on.

Yes, it luckily passed our home, but you just never know!

That's good at least. Living in an area with tornados is so scary!


I feel really glad I have money saved up.

Cool. Are you saving for something specific?

For many reasons, business and simply for emergencies. There is a lot going on in my life and I might need it, so it makes me feel relieved.

I have tried saving like that, but I always end up spending it. That's bad


I'm going water skiing next weekend. It's going to be such a breather from all this heat we've been getting lately.

Neither have I. I'm looking forward to it.


Not yet. I am going to become certified to work in a daycare though. I love being around little kids

I don't think I could work in a daycare. It would be overwhelming.

Some people are just better at working with kids.

I like kids but I wouldn't want to work with them all day.


I met this one girl on Tinder before knowing she was gonna lead me on.

She made me think that things would work out but they didn't at all!

That is too bad, don't give up hope thou.


I set up my old Nintendo system and had so much fun playing it. It really reminded me of when I was a child.

I loved playing that!  They look so outdated now.  Good times!

They really do. I can still remember when I got it for Christmas all those years ago.

That must have been the most epic Christmas ever!  I think someone gave us ours but I can't remember.  Makes me want to play now!


When I turned 25 I got my first surprise party thanks to my parents.

That's really cool of them. You weren't expecting it at all, hu?

No. I just thought we were going to an early dinner together.

Parents can be great sometimes. Did you have a good time?


My sister called after years. We never talked due to some big fight between us. I was pleasantly surprised when i got her call !!

thats nice family should not fight forever

yeah you are correct !! that call made me realize that!!


My brother just bought my all time favorite car.

Those are nice cars! I hope you are able to get one!


There are alot of people in need of care in this world.

I try to help others as often as possible, but its not always that easy.

It is difficult when we all have busy lives and limited resources.


One time I went to an interview for a really competitive internship with a great company in my field. I thought it went great and that the interviewer and I had a great conversation, but it turned out I didn't get it.

Yeah, those are rough when you are so hopeful about it.

Yeah, hopefully your still looking for another internship.


I sure miss when I was young living with my parents. No bills or work. Free food and board.

You'll miss it now.  But you'll be grateful once you get your money right.  There's no better freedom than real adulthood, Young Padawan

Yeah but now I have to cook for myself and do my own laundry. I wish I could move back in the rentals.

You'll figure it out.  Been financially independent for 2 years and now fully self-employed with my own car, studio apartment, and nobody tells me what I can't and can't do.  It's pretty dope


i am trying to sell my house, i hope i can find a buyer

Finding a buyer can be tough.  You have a good agent?

I hope i do.  We will see, I know it can take a while.\

Does it have a good location?  You know the only rule of real estate, right?  Location, Location, Location.

Sounds good.  Definitely should target a family buyer then

yes, but i will leave that to the listing agent.

You got a figure in mind for your house or are you letting the agent handle that as well?


I decided to play the lottery the other day and won.

$1000. It was enough to help me catch up on my bills. So I was happy.

I have never won that much. Congratulations


For one of the first times, I was really excited to take a physics test because I knew I was gonna  ace it.

wow i can relate, feels goof knowing you will do well so you can not worry about it

I know, it just feels really rewarding when your hard work pays off.


I have knee problems and a coworker don't stop making jokes the way I am walking. He making very angry each time.

That is terrible.  How do they get away with it?

There is no HR department. It is a small company.


I'm going overseas in 2 weeks! I will be on vacaion for 1 months and I just CAN NOT wait@

Oh I just did that recently. I just got back from 2 months. It will be a fantastic time.

I went to Thailand and Vietnam. Dont worry about anything. Traveling was so easy and people are nice everywhere.


They arrested 9 people at a nearby farm for animal cruelty and they are already out of jail on bond!

Oh, that's not right. I have a rescue dog, she had a litter of puppies at a puppy mill before she was a year.

Wow!  It makes me sad how people can be so cruel to animals that don't have the ability to fight back.  The rescue shelters here have been working overtime to get things straightened out at that farm.

I could chat with you all day! We have a lot in common- I feel the same way. Keep chatting? Poor rescue animals.

Yeah.  But I'm glad at least here we have enough agencies [and people volunteering their time] that hopefully, those animals can find good care and good homes.

That's great! So sad for those poor animals.

And in my opinion, the bond for those people was nowhere near high enough - they should have had to stay in jail!

They should- they say people who hurt animals will hurt people too.


I have a companion now so  i won't have to be alone

That's great! I don't like being alone all the time really.

Yes it's been 2 years since I get walked out on at the alter. Now I have sorted myself out and have my life in front of me that's why I have decided to get a companion now

Oh that's horrible. Yes, you have overcome a lot it sounds like! Your outlook seems great now.


The older I get, the more relaxed and just a simple happy and calm feeling I have. It is nice to just enjoy being alive.

I agree. The sound of birdsong, a gentle breeze on a summer's day, the purring of your tabby-cat. You can't beat that, can you?

Those examples are definitely the simple pleasures of life. It makes me want to go outside and listen to the birds and smell the flowers.

You should! Forget about your worries, if only for a moment. You'll return feeling refreshed.


I was late for work today. It wasn't my fault.

my uber was super late. I was written up too.

I haven't tried uber for important places. Not I know to be weary. So sorry to hear that.


i loved takin care of my sisters dog last week

That must have been fun! I love dogs. What kind was it?

Fun, I have a friend who has one of those. They're very playful.


Reading about the Mandela effect always gets me thinking about and missing my childhood for some reason.

I know what you mean.  Theres some crazy stuff out there about it too!

The Berenstein bears one i think is crazy


I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation

Haha good timing by your roommate. Does he not knock?

He did.. and I said, "Hold up," but I guess he heard something else? I mean... c'mon man. It's annoying. I wish my door had a lock, but it's some old 1950s apartment complex and everything is old. I guess people from the 50s didn't need to lock their doors. Lucky them. But I guess they had lamer porn back then, too.

Hahahaa that's funny. I am sure you can install a lick pretty easily if the door is wooden.


So we are waiting on some news to move. I feel like it will be this week that we find out.

Not sure yet, waiting to find all of that out. I hate waiting though.

Me too. Well I hope it is to somewhere that you like.


I just found out a friend at work is pregnant!

Wow, exciting! Is this going to be your friend's first child?

Second actually. have to be a bit careful though.  We work around some dangerous chemicals.

That sounds scary. How often do children of the employees at your work end up harmed because of the chemicals?


i was sad when i couldnt go home on time

what do you mean? did you get stuck somewhere?

lammee, did you atleast finish up the file?


I just got my grades in from last semester and I got an A in every class!

Thanks! I really tried my hardest this last time.

I wish you more success in your education.


My friend called someone a bad name, he really mad me upset.

I dont like rude people either did you tell him?

I did and then we got into a argument about it.

Oh god.. give it a few days and then try to sort it out!


I spilled a drink all over my lap and had to go out in public like that, talk about wanting to hide in a cave.

Oh no!! I hope it wasn't coffee! Yes that is pretty embarrassing. People probably thought you peed your pants.

Thankfully no that would have been awful hot - but thats happened before! Yeah thats exactly how I felt honestly.

Oh, well hopefully you learned some kind of lesson from this and it won't happen again.


My little brother was stuck gaming on a horrendously slow computer for years.

That's not much fun. Did he get a new one recently?

Kind of. I built myself a new PC, and gave him my previous one. I re-built it for him and made sure everything would work perfectly!

Wow, you're smart and kind! I wouldn't know where to start re. building a computer. Well done!

Thanks! Seeing him smile as he played with high frame rates and nice graphics brought me such joy.

What a nice thing to do. You seem to get on very well with your little bro.

I love my siblings so much, they're the best.

I love my brother, too. He's a great guy. How lucky we are!


Recently I was contacted by my former company, begging to get me back. I felt really good about the salary negotiation since I knew they needed me.

Thanks, I'm happy about it. I only have to work a few hours a week, it's pretty amazing.

Yeah, and they are paying you good enough. You are a luckiest person!


Had to take my cat to the vet. He's got a bad injury on his paw and it hasn't been healing.

Awh poor baby.. I am sure itll get better now tho! How old is he?

He's 8 years old. They're going to have to put him down - turns out he has feline aids :(

Ugh noooo! Thats terrible i am so sorry. :(


I'm the guy who gets mad at his friends for not living up to their full potential.

like they introduced me to this self-employe gig they only do part time...and now I pay rent and bills with it, plus save some extra....and they still want to do it part time and keep their dead-end jobs they complain about!

that is unfortunate, hopefully you can give them guidance


All the family members of my house left to visit grandma. No one is home with me.

I had work and couldn't get the time off. Now it's just me and the four walls.

Or it could be you and a dope house party

Ah now you are giving me ideas. Thank you.


Going to the park this weekend to ride coasters.  Not excited.

Haven't been on one yet.  Kinda scared lol


It's called Banh Mi. It's a Vietnamese sub sandwich.


He keeps screwing up my prescription!  I've needed it for a week now but they keep sending it to the wrong place or use the wrong name

Wow, that's no good. I hope they get it worked out soon.


Let me tell you something, i never win anything but yesterday i won 75$ in a lotery! i know it's not much but i felt so lucky

That's really awesome! I never win anything either...

that's why i was so surprised when i saw i won some money. i kept checking to see if it's really true

Well congratulations! I hope you spend it on something good for yourself!


Tomorrow, I am taking my driving test. I feel ready. I have taken a lot of driving lessens.

I feel totally confident that I will pass.


I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school.

That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?

yes we went to go see the first harry potter movie ever

Cool I like Harry Potter. You have a really nice aunt!


I am having a baby! I will learn the gender today!

Wow wow wow! That is wonderful and exciting! Congratulations!!!!! Do you have any vibes as to gender, one way or the other?

So wonderful, either way. Are y'all having a party?


We are taking a big trip next summer to Florida for our daughter's high school graduation.

She must be so excited! How long will you guys be there for?

About 8 days.  We are going to Busch Gardens, Sea World, and also to the Clearwater Marine facility to see Winter the Dolphin

Wow. That's a lot of places. Sounds fun!


I was in a group chat last night and forgot to turn off the cam, when I left the chatroom.

Oh, that's never any good. Did the group see you do anything embarrassing?

Well, that does sure sound like a show. I bet they shared a bunch of laughs over those wretched and foul farts.


That's great! How does that make you feel?

I don't know anyone here and there's nothing to do.

You should go out and meet friends! Go out and do hobbies that you like. I bet you'll meet some new friends. Are you in a big city?


i felt so guilty after lying to my girlfriend

I kissed a mutual friend of ours. I lied when she checked up on me. It was a one time thing, i did not wanted to hurt her.


It's so nice to just relax by the beach,.

I'm right there with you!  That is the best thing in the world! Are you there now?  I'm talking to my husband about moving to the beach permanently.

I'm there now, laying in a hammock loving life.

I'm so jealous!  I haven't been in years now!  Breathe in the salt air for me!


There is a concert coming to town and I can hardly wait to see it


I never liked exercising, but I've finally got to exercising for a good month straight

That's great!  I've been meaning to, but haven't had the time.

Yea, me too. I just had to make time and feel a lot better for it.

Have you lost any weight over ht epast month?


I studied hard for this test so im ready to take it

That's good, think you're gonna get an A?

hopefully i will, feeling like im good to go

Yeah hopefully you do pretty well at least.


I am a very committed spouse. I have been married 15 years.

DO you think you'll ever want to get married? Marriage can be hard.


i paid all my bills today, i feel so relived and good

Every little accomplishment counts! What bills did you have to pay?

rent and electricity. we've been struggling financially so it's such a relieve to pay bills

Sorry to hear that. Well, at least this will be a weight off your shoulders.


I knew as soon as I left the interview room that the job was mine. i was very secure with the answers i gave

It's great when you can be so confident after a interview. So I am guessing you got the job?

i did get the job, and i love the work i'm doing!

I am so glad to hear that for you. I hope this job goes really great for you for many years to come.


I don't play the lottery, ever, but a friend recently gave me a scratch off ticket.

I buy those like twice a year and never win.

Wow! That's awesome! What did you do with it?

That is always the best kind.  I still won't be buying lottery tickets, lol.

Yeah I feel like you get lucky once then it's all downhill from there.


That is a very lucky thing to have. Do you have a wife and kids?

Oh that is great, I have a lot of siblings as well. I love them all!


My pilot certification test is coming up next week. I am so nervous I won't remember all the answers. I will be devastated if I flunk the test.

Dang, there's a lot of strategies to fight that thought, I'm assuming. As they say an ounce of preparation is worth more than a pound of cure

Well I just hope I don't draw blanks under pressure. Maybe I will go study some more when I am done talking to you.

Yeah, I heard it's good to study in silence because that way you're in the same environment you'll be when you take the test


I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen.

Aw man, I've been there before. Don't regret it one bit. More food for us, right?

Yes but I should not of stolen the food, that was wrong of me.

Nah, you're good man. You probably did it for good reason.


What did you lie about, are you going to tell him?

I might as well since I feel so bad. I pretended to be sick because I didn't want to spend 3 days at my in law's house this holiday weekend.

HAHAHA if anything that is excusable, noone like inlaws!


I am so mad!  All my boyfriend does is play video games 24/7!

Oh that's too bad! Have you told him how you feel?

Yes, but he doesn't care.  He only cares about his game life!

That's frustrating! Maybe if you just keep putting your foot down he will eventually get the message. I hope he does soon!


I was cleaning up my garden bed when I found a bunch of bones in it!

Oh my god! what did you do? did you tell anyone?

I called the cops! Turns out that it's bird bones! My cat has been killing bird after bird and leaving it in my garden!

LOLOLOL the cops probably had a good laugh about that.


I lost a friend to throat cancer last year.

34. It was really sad. She had 4 children.


It's raining really loud! I keep looking outside hoping it doesn't get much worse. We're under a tornado watch right now.

Oh geez, stay safe!  Tornadoes are one of those weird things for me.  They sort of scare me but before they happen and its raining yet still outside I love going out to see whats happening.

Yeah, I really like that line when the weather is "interesting" but it stops right before "you lose electricity" or "you get a tornado"

hahaha, I dont know if people today would rather lose electricity or get a tornado.  Either way I hope you stay safe and if a tornado does come you dont take any damage!


I'm excited to start a new project at work

yeah I have my own team, but I'll need to put in a lot of time


We had a tornado touch down near our house, only about 1 mile away. It ended up being a deadly one too.

a lot of damage all around, minor damage to my home but it was real bad

I hope you can get it all cleaned up without too much trouble.


I feel like I have let my family down. I got into trouble with the law.

I lied to the cops about something I was questioned about. Truthfully, I didn't want other people to get into trouble. But instead, I was charged with making false statements to the police.

I'm sorry you are going through that. Sometimes telling the truth is the best, even if other people might get in trouble.


Yeah.  I looked through it and a lot of people in my class have passed away since then :(


I am so excited I will be able to take a trip

Sweet! What are you going to be doing there? Always wanted to take a journey to the South.


I took a big end of the semester exam it had 200 questions I was so nervous.

I was so stun to see I only missed 7 out of 200 I was so happy to have aced my test.


My wife and I are taking a vacation to Maine this fall, and I've never been before!

How exciting.   What do you plan on seeing while there?

We are going to stay in Portland and explore it for a couple days, and we're probably going to do a lot of hiking so we can see all the beautiful scenery while we're there.

I am jealous.  I love being out in nature


My brother and his friends invited me to a party tonight.

Sounds like that could be fun if you like your brother and if you like parties. Do you want to go?

I just came back from it! I'm actually still a little intoxicated. I must say it was a lot of fun, we celebrated my birthday and I felt very loved and happy.

Happy Birthday! I'm glad you were able to have fun and be surrounded by those that love you.


Waiting to hear what the loan officer says on my home loan application

I sure hope they say YES with a very low interest rate. Will this be your first home?

A very exciting and scary time of life. I remember it well.


So, my new puppy is adorable though maybe not as amazing yet as yours.

Oh they're all amazing in their own ways!

She's so cute and fun, i love her already.


I got the courage to contact a potential client the other day and set a rate for my work that's higher than I usually charge.

Wow good for you! I hope that it works out for you!

Thanks! The work isn't terribly exciting but it felt good not having to negotiate knowing the client wanted me to do work for them.

Yeah and I bet the higher paycheck will make the work worth it.


I just had a brand new coworker start at my job. I've loved helping him learn the ropes!

Yeah I find it interesting to get to meet somebody new. Although it does get tiring too.

I bet he appreciates you being nice though.


I was making myself a pancake the other day and my dog kept bothering me.

No, he's my right hand man so I had to let it slide.


I just can't stand it when people make uninformed remarks about a subject. My mom irritated me so bad by doing that the other day.

Yes, it's annoying! People should put more thoughts into it before they decide to be so opinionated...

Agreed! My husband and I did a ton of research on a new puppy we were getting and she still found the worst article she could to act like she knew more than us.

Oh, yes, I know. Some breeds get bad raps and people are so quick to judge! I used to have a pit bull who was a sweetheart!


Have you ever woken up like like you are ready to conquer the world today?

I do almost everyday I feel like that is a great mindset to have to make your day successful.

I am glad we have this in common, many people are so negative in this world.

They are but to just be able to continue throughout another day is a great feeling.


I'm so excited to see my sister today, it's been 6 months!

That's awesome does she live far away or just super busy all the time?

She lives 4 hours a way, and has her own family so it's rare we get to see eachother.

Are you going to dinner together or something?


My whole family recently lost our house due to a forest fire. However, we have been receiving a lot of support from the community to help get us back up on our feet! :)

Oh no! I'm so sorry, that must be horrible. I'm glad that you have the support of the community. I'll keep you and your family in my prayers.


I am super excited for the new super smash bros game, do you like the series?

It is worth a look for the new one, it looks awesome to me


of course not! That's what the government wants.


I live in a really hot climate and I'm a really sweaty person

That must be really hard to deal with.   have you tried an aluminum free deodorant?  It helps me

That might help my arms, but one time I sweat so much on the way to the store that I had a big sweat stain on my butt!

I am sorry you have to deal with that.   I am lucky because I don't sweat that much.  Can't imagine having to deal with that.  I hope you find something that can help you


I had to send back my food at a restaurant last week.

There was a hair baked into one of my raviolis , super long and not mine at all.

Oh that's so gross! I would have sent it back too


I can't wait for the new Super Smash Brothers game to be released.

Let's see, 64, Melee, Brawl, Smash 4, so I guess this will be the 5th.


I went over to my friends house to look at her new puppies. There were five and they were the size of my palm. I was so so happy and excited to see them, I was full of glee.

they were mutts but they kind of look like labs, mixed with rottweillers!


Women in this part of Texas must be deprived of outsiders...because I get sideways stares from all the Latina ladies when I walk into any gym, bar, or supermarket and it trips me out

They're checking you out or they're glaring at you?

the former...their husbands / dads / boyfriends the latter hahaha


I failed my final exam. Now I'll lose my scholarship.

Oh man, that must be a horrible feeling.

It is. I don't know how to pay for school now. All my work money goes to rent.

There is always next year champ. Im sure you'll try harder next time.


I just started going to the gym but I felt apprehensive when I first started.

I didn't go to the gym forever! I know how you feel though

I just didn't want to do something wrong and look stupid.

i know. I had an anxiety when i first started coming to the gym. I didn't know how to use a couple of machines so i stayed on tradmill the whole time


I have been able to save up money lately and it makes me feel very relieved.

I know. Sometimes it's hard to have some left over after bills. What are you saving for?

unexpected things. Yes I need to have many funds. One for car, vet expenses, expenses in case anyone loses a job etc. I am glad I can finally save some.

Yea, it is a lot of expenses people don't prepare for soemtimes.


I am ashamed of how much I have gone to the gym recently, I have been slacking since I have been working more

Give yourself a break. Your financial health is important too.


That's awesome! Was it a surprise for you as well?


i got home and my husband had mowed, cleaned, and got dinner ready

Sounds like a productive evening! What did you cook?

we had roasted potatoes with some grilled chicken.

sounds more healthy than the chic-fil-a that I had!


Oh great. There was a big spider in my room, so I went to get something to scoop him up with (or flatten, I hadn't decided between the two yet). I come back and he's disappeared.

oh oh, so now you don't know where your enemy is hiding.  Sounds scary.

It's scary and annoying because now I have to systematically check every inch of my room because I'm definitely not sleeping here with that big ol spider somewhere in my room!

How annoying, but would be wise imagine it jumping on you while you sleep.


I hurt my neck today. I must have slept on it wrong and my sweet husband gave me a neck massage to help. It was so sweet.

Ouch, I've done that before. But how sweet of him, sounds like a keeper.

He's the best.  I was able to get up and get cleaning and work done today thanks to him.

Ah, so he had ulterior motives and wanted the chores done! Just kidding. Glad you're feeling better.


I ordered take out and got a whole lot of food for $5

Hey that's a good deal!  Where was this?

It's at a local Chinese place. I'll definitely be going back.

Yeah that sounds sooooo good right now!  I may need to go to chinese tonight!!


When working on a group project at work I came into contact with someone I was working with who just DIDNT take the TIME to READ the DIRECTIONS. Because of that, the project took too long and neither of us got paid for it. Made my blood boil.

I would be very angry to is there anyway to speak with a supervisor to explain what happened?

Its not a kind of thing where I can go walk into their office or anything, but I did message them and show them the part that I did, so hopefully that will change their mind! At least towards me anyway!

I hope so to get you paid or at least keep a strong relationship so in the future you can work with them again. It will work out.


I only got a B- on an assignment i worked really hard on recently, but i'm working even harder now studying to ace the exam!

Wow! I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think you will get an A this time?

Congratulations! Studying can be hard, but sometimes it's about technique rather than time spent. Are you doing anything different this time?


It really bugs me when telemarketers call my house.

Oh me too. Have you ever messed with them?

I did once, keep that scammer on the line for an hour.


So I had huge plans to go away for the summer but that has changed. I failed one of my final exams and I now have to take the course over this summer. I cant believe I let that happen.

Mistakes happen but it's good you are learning from it. We all make mistakes

The worst part is that my friends are all still going so I will have a very lonely summer.

Maybe it will be just what you need though. Time to really concentrate and learn and grow within yourself as an individual :) Maybe you will have a nice romance too


I do programming work and I recently had a question I had to run by a co-worker. He is a programming wizard. He easily handled my issue and was using terms and methods I had never even heard of.

i guess in your field of work you would run across terms and methods which are unfamiliar

That is true. I usually can keep up, but this guy is on another level.

you'll find some like that, not much you can do


Today I woke up to the sound of rain outside my window. It was so much better than my terrible alarm clock waking me up.

Oh! I LOVE the sound of rain, I could just sit in the warm rain too!

Indeed! It makes me so happy. Some people hate the rain, I am not one of those. Glad you like it too. Makes the world feel cleaner too.

It does just bring about a great feeling doesn't it?


One of the scariest things that happened to me was when I slept through a physics quiz that I really needed to do well on.

oh that sucks, i guess you called in to make up a lie and make up the quiz

Yeah I lied to the professor and he let me do it later that day.


So I met a person at the grocery store and they asked me on a date!

That's awesome! Are you going to go on the date with them?

I was worried about it but went to lunch with him.  It was awkward lol.


it was 3am, i was walking at the utter night... i was scared out of my mind... anything could happen, my walking speed increased... and everything i was seeing suddenly became more and more scary

That sounds frightening. Did you get home safely?

in the end yes.. but the journey was sure hell


ITs an old movie with david spade and chris farley. Iused to watch it with my cousins when I was little


I cheated on my test yesterday. I'm not sure if it was worth it.

I looked at the other student's test beside me. Felt kinda guilty.


I could've believe my eyes seeing my mom walk down the isle and getting her degree.

Congradulations you must be very proud of her! What is her degree in?

I think that's great to hear. Does she already have an art gallery started?

She has just recently got in to painting, would you like to see it?

I would love to but we can't share images on here :(

I was going to invite you to see her work sometime!

I enjoy watching art. Maybe I'll hapen across some of it!


I went to a restaurant for mexican food with my friend and she had a roach crawl off of her salad. It was horrifying.

That is awful. I would definitely not pay and never go back again.

They offered both of us money back and free meals for next time but we are never going back.  It turned me off of mexican food which is a shame because its my favorite!

They will lose a lot of business over that one. Word of mouth is the best way to hurt someone. That is gross and I wouldn't go back either.


I'm so sorry to hear that. Why did it happen?

Yea. So you didn't get that warning not to date crazy, hu?


Once during an important school sporting event, my entire sports team was counting on me but mid-way through my event, my shorts fell down and I tripped

for real? that must've been embarrassing. Sorry to hear about that

yea! it was! I thought everyone would be annoyed at me but the next day when I went back to school, everyone just made it a joke so its alright. This was about 5-6 years ago now haha

well that's good and bad. hopefully the joke didn't carry on too long


I accidentally streamed anime through a meeting. My boss wants to have a talk.

It had girls with big boobs but well, I think I can explain myself.

Oh no.  When will you have to talk to your boss?


I already booked my flight for vacation before requesting a leave from work!

Oh no! That's exciting and terrifying. Do you think it will work out?

I sure hope so! I am quite hopeful that I will get my holiday approved since I have worked overtime for 3 months!

In that case I'd say you very well deserve it! I hope you get it.


i had to wait a day for test results last week

How did you do on your test?  Did you find out?


Over the past year, I gained a ton of weight and never realized until it was too late. I feel like I really let myself down. I always said I'd never let myself go.

Hey, It's never too late. Unless you can't exercise at all there is always a way to start.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I need to stop pouting about it and get in the gym. I'm definitely going to have to keep an eye on my calories now.

Don't worry about the calories for now. Just start moving more, and maybe join an exercise class. You'll start to enjoy it, and before you know it the weight will just start dropping off!


I found out yesterday that I have a nest of yellow jacket bees in my front yard. They can be so aggressive.

I hate bees and wasps so much. Maybe you should call pest control?

I will be able to take control of it myself as I have done so in the past. It still makes it difficult because I can not mow the grass until it gets taken care of.

That sucks, I hope you get it figured out!


I am feeling a little conflicted and disloyal today. I told my boss I applied for a new job. He was sad.

Maybe he should give you a raise so you can stay.

Well, I think he'd like to, but I just need to move on. I feel bad because he's been good to me though.


I was watching an old VHS tape of my family and I out at the beach. It's crazy to think how time has flown by so fast.

That must have brought back a lot of memories.

It did. Life is good these days, but full of so many worries and stress. Sometimes I wish I could just go back to making dinky little sand castles.

I know, at least with my son I get to experience some of that still.


I just heard back from my Doctor and I need surgery.

Oh no! I'm so sorry are you going to be alright?

I hope so.  I have a liver disorder that we thought was under control with medication, but my health just took a nose dive, so it is all up in the air.

Oh god I'm so sorry for you! I hope everything goes well


Yesterday at work during lunch I noticed my shirt was inside out.

Who hasn't that happened to before! If it took you that long to notice, I bet no one else noticed. Were you able to fix it later?

I fixed it of course but, everyone must of seen and saw how ridiculous I looked with it inside out

Yeah, I can understand how you would feel embarrassed there. It sounds like it didn't lead to anything too bad though, so maybe most people don't remember it happened at this point.


I think I did very well in my work and will have a fantastic design to show my boss!

When will you show your boss the design?

Monday morning! I did my best to get it done before the weekend so I can tinker with the asthetics if needed


That's great! I hope you enjoyed the food..

IT was great. It a tiny new restaurant in my neighborhood. I don't think any one knows its open yet.

Keep it that way. If too many people find out it might ruin the experience.


I am in charge of booking meeting rooms for outside companies at my job. Last week, I made a big mistake and accidentally gave a group a room for free when they should've paid $100.

Oh no! I hope you didn't get into too much trouble by doing so!

Thankfully, not too much! I was simply mortified because this was one of my main responsibilities and I managed to mess that one up so badly!

To be fair, everybody makes mistakes and it's bound to happen even to the best of us!


My little brother was sad and didn't think he would pass his summer school this year.

That's great!! Hopefully he will do good in school this year and not have to go to summer school again!


Ive been doing really well at work lately. I am due for my yearly evaluation and I think I will get that promotion I wanted.

Sounds like youre feeling pretty confident. I hope you get the promotion!

I hope so. My managers feedback over the last few months has been great. I dont see why I wouldnt get it.

I think you will. Just keep doing a good job and keep your confidence up.


I feel so sad whenever thoughts about my dad come to me, he passed away last year

So sorry to hear that.. May i ask how did it happen?

He had terminal stage brain cancer.. we did all we could, but..

How sad.. Feel better knowing that he is in a better place now buddy


I have been getting everything ready to apply to grad school.

I am studying Counselor Education for school counseling.

Thats a great career! We need good counselors in schools!


I just got home from traveling and it feels so nice.

I went to california and had to drive back over 9 hours so it feels great to be done with it.

I love california, I have some family in Sacramento! And I bet it feels great to be home after a long drive.


Hey dude! I'm so pumped. I just got a beautiful new dress for my friend's wedding.

It's always fun to get new clothes! Is the wedding soon?

It is! It's in just a few weeks! Do you ever get a piece of clothing or something that just makes you feel amazing?

I'm not very fashionable, but I do have some t-shirts that I love to wear because they fit me really well.


My grandmother just died a few months ago from cancer.

Thank you. She was 83, She lived a good life. It was just hard watching your best friend suffer in her last days.

Yes, It's nice that her struggle is over and she is in a wonderful place now.


This attractive girl at the bar was trying to get me to go home with her the other night

No, im married and I couldnt do that to my wife

Ah too bad you're married.    Pro's and con's


This week is a big week for me at my job.

Do you think it will be good news or bad news?

I should find out if I get a bonus or not. I am hoping its good news!


I am beyond mad.  My neighbor was mowing his lawn and my car got scratched from rocks kicked out by the mower!

That really stinks! Did you complain to him?

Yes!  He said it was my problem and not his!

Wow...What a bad neighbor! Maybe insurance will cover it?


i was scared to walk home alone the other day

I'm sorry to hear that. Was there something going on around you that made you scared?

Wooded ares are beautiful, until you have to be alone in them, when it's dark.


When I was a kid, my friends brought their BeyBlades to school to play

They were awesome and I wanted one so badly, but my parents could not afford it. I felt very bitter towards my friends for a while after.

I never had one. I didnt know they were expensive


I went through an old photo album that I didn't even know existed when I was cleaning out my attic!

Yes it sure did. It hit me with a wave of nostalgia and brought back some great moments.


My car broke down on my way to work yesterday.

That's horrible. Must have been annoying, huh?

It was, but luckily my mom was able to come give me a ride. She even dealt with getting my car into the shop for me.

Wow, that's very fortunate. Mothers are great.


I just received a phone call that I didn't get the job I applied for. I am devastated.

Aww what a bummer! I am sorry to hear that, there are plenty of more jobs out there though, keep trying!

I know. I just really wanted this one. It would have been doing something I really enjoy doing.

That does make such a difference, a job that you enjoy


I was shocked to see that I passed my history class with so little effort and studying

You must be really good with reading comprehension and remembering facts. Congratulations.

I wouldnt say as much as the fact that ive had american history like 4 times before because of highschool and middle school

So you've retained all of that info and recalled it from memory during the test. I was never a good history student.


I went on what I though was a great job interview. They called today to tell me I did not get the job. Im a little bummed out.

Just keep trying and you will eventually land something

Yea I believe so. It going to hard to find another like that one though.


I was on my way to an interview the other day and was overly anxious.

Oh, those are never fun. But they usually end up being better than you expect.

That's so true, it ended up going over very well. I had no reason to be nervous.

But at least you took the time to prepare! That's better than some people


I have been married for ten years. Since we aren't swingers, I'm a one man kinda lady.

Staying with the same guy day in and day out over a long period of time can be tough.


That's good to hear, one of the best advantages you can have in life


My and some old friends from college recently got together. It's always great to see those guys again.

I bet it is! I love getting together with friends, especially if it has been a while...which it seems to be the older I get.

Same. And all these guys live in different places now so it's harder and harder to get everyone together.

I bet it would be tough.  Was there a special occasion that brought you all together?

No. We've had a group text going for several years so we just all decided it had been too long.

Thats so awesome! I hope you all had a ton of fun!


My son just left for college. I miss him so much!

It's hard. But you will see him soon and nowadays tehre are lots of ways to communicate

I agree, I will probably FaceTime with him since I am so sad and want to see his face.

Soon you'll remember all the mess he made or food he ate and be a little bit glad :-)


So my parents took me out to dinner for my birthday tonight.

Happy Birthday!!!!  Did you have a nice time?

Thanks! I had an awesome time. I went to a sushi place and it was delicious.

I love sushi.  Did you get a spicy Tuna Roll?

I did indeed. Along with every other kind of roll that they had, haha.

Sounds good.  You have some generous parents.


My daughtes is 4 and a big ball of energy

YES!  I thought her first day of school was going to be togh but she did so well

That's exciting! First day of school can be stressful.


I have a long trip to Florida coming up.  Don't really like car rides.

What is it about them that you don't like so much?

Just hate sitting that long.  Traffic jams give me anxiety.  Bad expierence when I was a kiddo.

Ah yes, I know that feeling. Sitting in traffic is a major drag. I find that music or podcasts help it go by quicker


I was really taken back by how good Metallica was in concert.

Really?  I've always wanted to see them!  When did you go

Awesome!  So glad they're still rocking after all these years!


My husband and I have been married 22 years now.

Oh that is great! Were you High School sweethearts?

No, just married kinda young, but we are kinda old now too - LOL!!  Our girls are 15 and 18 and things are pretty peachy around here.

That is a great accomplishment since most marriages don't last very long. Congrats!


My daughter's chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease about a month after we had her.  She did pretty good with it for quite awhile.

Yeah, she ended up getting pancreatitis when she was 6 and just never recovered unfortunately.


My favorite horse, Gracie, died the other day

Aww that's too bad.  What was the cause?

Old age. I've had her since I was a child, so it's hard to take

That's pretty rough.  Were her last years happy, at least?


I was late to work two days in a row this week, I feel horribe

work is such a drag. the time we lose from it we never get back

Yes, I wish managers were a bit more understanding

people are just like that. our childhood is gone and we have to fend for ourselves now


what happened? how long have you been waiting?

yay! that is amazing! when do you atart?


I adopted an 8 week old kitten last week from the shelter.

His name is Bosco, he will be apart of the family for a long time

Thats such a sweet name, and very kind of you.


I have a big exam coming up next week, and yet I feel totally prepared for it.

That's great! Good luck! That attitude says a lot.

Thank you. I studied quite hard and think that I will do well, regardless of what questions are on it.

That's a recipe for success. I think you'll crush it.


I recently got a $1,000 scholarship that I even forgot I applied for last year.

Wow, that is awesome! Bet you were shocked and happy at the same time!

I was! It really came at the right time.

I bet! Especially with the cost of college these days!


I was disappointed when I saw how much the Eagles tickets cost for their opener, I really wanted to go

about 350, and I wanted to bring my girlfriend, so all in all about 740 with fees


I'm so ready for my presentation at work tomorrow. I'm sure I'll do great!

You must have prepared yourself for this! You will do great!


I haven't been home in so long. I am so ready to go home and see my family.

I bet, I get home sickness even if I'm gone a couple day.  I bet they are happy to see you as well!

Yeah it's been like a month and a half since I've seen them.

Hope you guys celebrate and eat something good for dinner tonight!


I will be meeting my mom again after she went missing for 30 years. Meeting her soon, and I'm not sure if she still loves me or not.

That is amazing! A parent will always love their children regardless of past decisions. How did you find her?

I searched for her on the Internet for the past 20 years. Finally, 6 months ago, her address came up in an Internet search for the first time!

That is truly amazing! I wish you the best of luck! And I am sure she loves you still!


i love my parents to death we grew up poor, but we always had all the basic stuff needed for school and clothing

Your parents sound like wonderful people!

yes they are, and they are still together after all these years, and thank you

You're welcome. How long have they been together?


I always think about my childhood and the good times I had with friends

Same.  There's a lot of things I wish I could go back to for a while.

You dont know how good you had it until its gone


I'm sorry to hear that. I understand they can live a really long time. Was it an old parrot?

Not hat old, about 25.  He had a lot of years left but he got a disease I can't spell and passed away suddenly.  I've had him since he was a baby though.

That's sad to hear. I'm sure he lives a great life none the less.


I can't believe I am telling you this, but I actually camped out to buy tickets for the new star wars movie.

I'm glad you don't think so. The kicker is, when I got to the front of the line the guy in front of me got the last two tickets!


I don't believe that you have! It is not available yet!


I found old family pictures... It's so bittersweet looking back.

Yes i know that feeling well,  were you happy to look back?

Yes I was, it brought back so many good memories

thats awesome, I am happy for you, sometimes the past seems like better days


The other day I found out that my sister is having twins!

Oh that's wonderful twins seem really cool.

Yeah she is very excited, she's having twin boys. I can't wait to be an uncle!

Congrats, I've heard that many twins have a special bond so I hope they have that and do well.


I have never been on a cruise before, but I am going on one next month with my best friend.

That sounds amazing!   What do you have planned?

We have so many activities planned; scuba diving, parasailing, and relaxing! I have been saving up for this for so long. I cannot wait!


I can't wait for the new Super Smash Brothers game to be released.

When will it be released? I have not heard of that one.

I believe it's coming out in December, it's called Smash Ultimate.

I am sure you will have a lot of fun when it comes out.


I am ready for my nephew to visit this weekend.

Yes, we are going to play video games all weekend.

Hey call of duty bets starts tomorrow for xbox


My brother always calls me to ask to borrow money. He doesn't even work, he's just lazy.

What a jerk. Why doesn't he get a job at McDonalds?

Because he's lazy! It pisses me off so much. I can't stand to hear from him anymore.

I would remove him from your family tree. That will show him.


The world famous sturgis rally is this week.  I am going for a ride on the motorcycle tonight to check it out!

Huge motorcycle rally near mt rushmore in south dakota

oh cool. I never been to any kind of motorcycle event


I saw a guy convince someone to give them there phone

Mustve been some good convincing.  Was it a robbery?

nope i was very surprised by how good of a con man he was

Yea, my phone is pretty expensive.  Im not giving my phone to anybody


I'm starting a new job next week, and while I am excited, I am also very nervous!

Congratulations!  Don't be too nervous!  You must have done something right to get the job in the first place!

That's true, but the uncertainty always makes me feel a bit nervous.

That is natural.  I'm sure you will do great!


I got stuck working late last night, but my fiancee came by and dropped off some dinner for me.

No, she had already eaten, but I was very happy she did that. It really helped me out.


im excited about the holidays, i love christmas

Oh me too. Have you been saving up for a good one this year?

yes, my family is gonna have a good christmas this year.

Very cool. I'm looking forward to thanksgiving too. love turkey dinner.


My wife has been out of the country for two months and is getting back in a week.

Definitely :)  It's been a long and lonely summer :)


I yelled at my two-year-old nephew the other day, because he wasn't paying attention and spilled something, made a huge mess. I've been yelling at him off and on recently since he started living with my family for a short period of time. It's so hard to keep my patience in the moment... But then later on I feel so terrible that I can't be a better human being to him.

I think it's an adjustment you have to work through. Toddlers can really test anyone's patience!

Yeah. I'm trying to handle myself better. It's hard when you're arguing with the child about the same thing, every day, day after day. It feels like running into a wall. You want to teach them, but they don't listen, or they don't show improvement. And obviously it's because he's two and he's just going to naturally take time to develop. But in the meantime, I struggle to not overreact.

It's really hard, especially being thrown into an environment with a two year old and not having them for a consistent basis from when they were younger up until now.


I'm looking forward to my big break.  Don't know when it is but I know it'll be in this life because I've been at ground zero and am willing to go through more hell just to reach the decadent, prestigious pinnacle of material success in this lifetime and nothing can stop me

You're welcome. Goals is what makes life matters sometimes.


I wasn't sure how he would do since he didn't go to PreK.

Children usually do really well, they are versatile.

I have heard that, but now I truly believe that!


I got a letter in the main today from my cousin. He was overseas and thinking of me. It was a nice shock

Oh wow. How long has your cousin been overseas?

That's real nice of him. Do you miss him?


I can't believe what Donald Trump said at his last rally.

Yes, he said you needed to have an ID to buy groceries.


I tripped in fell face first at a bar last night.

It happens. Have to be careful sometimes.


I am happy my kids are hetting out of the house and going back to school.

I bet! My sister is happy about that too, she has 4 daughters.

They were so untuly this summer I am happy to have the house to myself for a while. I have three


I had to work the day that my boyfriend and his family went to a Christmas party.

ugh thats the worst right.. everyone should have holidays off.

It wasn't even a holiday, just on a Saturday during the day because the drive was so long.


I am getting married tomorrow. So pumped!

Whoa I hope you guys have a great honeymoon. Make sure to treat your fiancee right!

Oh I will! It isn't to hard to please a siberian tiger. Ordering her from Russia was very difficult.

Well as long as you have a safe word you should be OK. You also may want to buy some life insurance.


I don't think I ever want to go on a cruise. I always hear about entire ships breaking out with sickness and it sounds awful.

That does sound awful!  The thought of being out in the middle of the ocean makes me nervous

Yeah, too many scary things can go wrong!

I agree.  Don't let it stop  from taking a nice getaway though


Last month I came home from work and noticed my cat wasn't feeling well, so I rushed her to the vet. I had to put her down.

I'm so sorry, that is the worst feelings. I had to put my dog down as well. I know you did the right thing.

I know, I just really miss her. Poor cancer kitty. I loved her so much.

Cats are really some of the greatest companions. How old did she live?


My van did a really good job on a pretty long, 5 hour trip lately. I was doubting it'll make it because I've had problems with it for a while.

Yeah I felt so relieved and kind of shocked after I got to my destination.

I bet. I know the feeling well since my car is also on its way out.


I'm going back to college soon and I don't have to live in the freshman dorms anymore. I'm stoked for that.

Congratulations! It must be exciting to live on your own!

Yeah it really is, though I'm living with 3 other people just that I get my own room this time around.

It's nice to have company and make close friends during college.


Last year my friends made me go to a haunted house and they all laughed at me afterwards

Oh boy, did you embarrass yourself by getting real scared?

There was a large guy with a chainsaw and he kept chasing me and everyone thought it was hilarious.  I thought it was scary

That's something that's easy to laugh about after the fact but I bet you were running for your life when it happened! Haha


My brother is so spoiled! My parents get him the coolest birthday presents!

My brother did too! He's the oldest so he got all the good stuff :(

All I ever get is a card. The obviously like him better.

Aw :( I bet other people appreciate you a lot!


My husband got me a new laptop! I was so shocked and happy

Wow! Congrats! I know you were happy about that!


I could use some burgers myself right now.


I bet you can't wait. Is it a substantial raise?

That's fantastic. Congratulations! Buy yourself a little treat.


I have been eating a lot of sugar free candy recently and it made my bowels loose if you know what I mean.

Haha I know exactly what you mean! My uncle pranked his coworker once with a bag of sugar free candy. I feel for you, seriously.

It all hit me while I was walking out of an Eddie Bauer store at the mall.  I had to waddle to the bathroom and throw away my underwear.

Oh man that is really bad. I feel sorry for laughing.


My little brother go in a car crash over the weekend.

I'm sorry to hear that,  Was it his fault?

Yes he was texting and driving. While I know he is at fault I was still upset. He is ok now though

That's good to hear. How did the other person fare?


I live alone. Sometimes it can be hard with nobody around.

That must feel lonely.  You should go out and try to meet some people!

I think that's a great idea. I will try to go out this weekend.

Good deal!  Hopefully then you won't feel so alone!


I almost died today coming home from work.


My son has 10 years old and he is very good musician.

A prodigy, huh?  What instrument does he play?

He is playing piano. He is very good at it. I am very impressed.

That is awesome!  Does he have any recitals coming up?


That had to be a weird feeling.  How was it?

I was suprised. It really brought back a lot of fond memories.

I can imagine.  Ive never been back to mine, but i can still picture in my mind what it looks like


After my grandma died, we had so much stuff of hers to sort through.

I can imagine. Was she a hoarder of some type?

It was actually kind of fun going through her old photo albums.


I want to trick my butler into thinking he won the lottery. I've taped the local new's winning lottery numbers and I'm going to buy a ticket with the same numbers and give it to my butler

That's hilarious! Is he usually down for a good prank?

I'm not sure he likes being the target of pranks, but he likes to prank me and this prank is to get back at him for a prank he pulled on me and my cousin

Well, that's fair. If he pulls them, he has to be willing to have them pulled on him, too.


I was startled by a car hitting a deer in front of my house yesterday.

Wow... I would have been as well! Was anyone injured?

I don't think so, but the deer is dead for sure.


i was crushed, didn't even see it coming.


My dog had to go to the vet and it took all day. We even had an appointment.

Oh, that's the biggest pain.  I feel like when you pay good money for care for your pet...they should at least be on time.

We move our lives and schedules around to take care of our pets...the least the can do is do their work well.


I once won an award for writing a poem in a competition I didn't enter.

It was when I was still a young teen, my teacher entered the poem into a competition without my knowledge.

That's nice of her, I love when teachers go out on a limb for students like that,


My dogs passed away 2 years ago. My family adopted me one this past weekend on my birthday.

Sorry to hear about your other ones...What breed is the new one

Thank you. She's a jack russel and very spunky!


I didn't sleep well last night, and then my son was being extra demanding of attention. I got upset with him, but realize he'd really done nothing wrong

It happens to everyone, being tired makes people so irritable. Being a mom is tough as it is.

I just felt so bad for getting upset with him.

Just give him a big hug and let him know how much you love him, and I'm sure all will be forgiven! :)


I was cleaning out my fridge and found some meat that was over a month old. It was green and really gross.

That is disgusting.  Sounds like my dad though,  He keeps things for months

Yeah I was just lazy in cleaning stuff out, but I  won't make that mistake again! I don't like to throw up while I'm cleaning.

UGH thats bad.  I bet is smelled like crap too


friend of mine just spent the last 3 days in st pete looking at houses and she bought one pretty much for cash. must be nice. i don't blame her. i would too.

Well maybe you can too one day , I hope you do at the very least.

some day i'll win the lottery and be able to haha. i'm actually happy for her. also means i can go visit and have a place to say.

That's what my friends told me when we moved to Colorado for school. Free couchrides for life.


My son was in an away soccer tournament when his cleats broke!  I had an extra pair in the trunk though.

That's lucky!  Did he get hurt from his shoes breaking mid game?

No but they wouldn't let him off the field because it wasn't time to sub! He kept falling!

Oh no!  I hope it didn't effect his team too much.


I lost my cat and can't find her. She just disappeared one day and I don't know where she is.

Yes and they said they have no record of a cat that matches her description. I miss her terribly.


I get emotional about my brothers, they are very important to me

Is there a reason you get so emotional besides them being improtant to you?

I guess not, I just do not want them to move away or leave


When I came back from my vacation, I was horrified when I found that there is a rat in my garden.

That is so scary. Did he destroy anything?

No, he didn't but I was so afraid to touch anything.

I would have been too. Was there more than one?


All of the people at my office have decided to quit all at once.

No, I'm staying put, they've been with me through a lot and have really helped me out.

Well that's very loyal of you. I'm sure your boss will appreciate it. Maybe you'll get a promotion!


I felt sick to my stomach waiting in line for a new roller coaster.

I would have felt the same way. I am really afraid to get on any roller coaster. How was it?

Well, my fear didn't get any better as it started moving. But by the end I loved it!

That's awesome. Glad you had fun! That's what's important


I saw an uncle I hadn't seen in awhile the other day

Not really.  Made me remember old times when he used to live down here with us.  He moved away.  It was good to see him

I'll bet. It's always nice to see someone who can bring back good memories.


I was in a rush this morning and didn't realize I had put on two different colored sox.

I hate it when that happens. I hope your pants covered them at least.

One was pink the other was green. I hope no one noticed.


My neighbor returned my wallet today. I was so relieved!

That is lucky!  I left mine in a restaurant last week and luckily someone turned it in!

That's great! I am so thankful that he didn't take any money from it!

yes.  I love that most people are honest


I cared for my grandfather the last months of his life, I really enjoyed taking care of him

Yeah, time is the only thing that matters, and i'm glad he left happy

You're a good person. Everyone isnt so lucky.


Seeing Turkish currency lira plummeting now, I am afraid the economic crisis in Turkey would spill into European markets

I don't kow anything about that. what happened?

With US imposing sanctions on Turkey, investors are dumping lira for USD and thus the national currency is losing value at a very rapid rate


That is nice. Babysitting kids is sometime nice.

Especially my sweet nephews in my opinion


One time  i forgot to pay for a candy bar before leaving the store.

Oh no! I have had that happen to me before, too.

Yeah, I didn't get caught but took it back anyway.


I was so happy when my parents got me a dog for Christmas!

It was a chocolate lab. I didn't care what kind of dog I got. I had always wanted one!

Well you picked a great one :) Love labs.  My friend's got a big one he just attacks me with love everytime I see him


When I woke up this morning I just couldnt believe that work had gave me a large bonus!

150! It was crazy. I was not expecting it.

sweet! so you planning to invest it into something or celebrate?


My took me white water rafting with him last week. When we got to the river I started having second thoughts.

I've done that before. Getting over that initial fear is really hard. But it's fun once you do!

I know, but since it was my first time I didn't know how to act. My mind started to go blank and I started to sweat profusely.

I understand completely. It's that initial anxiety. It's a scary thing to do!


I have an interview next week and I am nervous about it

I'm sure you're gonna nail it!   What is the job?

Cool.  So you have some good experience.  I'd say this new job is yours!  Good luck!

You're welcome my friend.   It's their loss if they don't hire you!


The other day my baby had to get some of her shots.

I hate shots for babies. Why do they have to get so many?!?!?!

I know it seems like every other month its another shot! I felt terrible for her.

You can tell they are mad at you too for letting it happen. I hate ir


I always like to be ready before going on a trip.

That's a good idea. There's a lot of preparation that goes into a good trip.

Yes, and it really sucks if you forget something important.


With all the catfishing going on these days I was shocked when my Tinder date turned out to be better looking in person.

I feel like since the show, catfishing has decreased a little bit. It's easy to determine when someone is using fake pictures.

True.  Have you ever tried online dating

I have and it didn't go so well for me. I hope your experience is!


I went to a restaurant's bathroom today for lunch and it was absolutely disgusting. Looked like it hadn't been cleaned in months.

Thats sick. Did you report them? They are supposed to have them cleaned several times per day or they can be shut down

I told the manager to take better care of the restrooms on the way out, but yeah, you're right, I should of reported them.

I would as that is a serious health hazard


I was stuck cleaning the restroom at the end of my shift, and someone threw up everywhere.

It was. I have no idea how people can drink to the point where they are sick like that.


Our home was broken into right after we moved in.

Oh no!  I know how violated that can make you feel - did they ever get caught?

They never did, which made it even worse. I wanted to be able to put a face with who did it.

I can understand that!  Otherwise you are just wondering all the time who it is and if they will come back.  I hope you were able to get some security systems in place to help feel more at ease.


I am going to New York to visit my best friend in a couple weeks/

I haven't seen her in almost 5 years. I can't wait!

5 years is a long time.You have a lot to catch-up.


Gonna ask my best friend out this weekend.

Probably to the harbor. She likes the water.

That sounds like a very romantic destination. I wish you the best of luck.


I saw the freaking most horrible film the other day.

Ugh. I hate horror movies.. I swear, I could be a grown 50 year old man, and still have trouble sleeping because of horror movies!!


Oh, wow... um, that's crazy. Why did you do that?

I was attracted to her. She was older. The worst part was getting hit upside the head in front of her

I would imagine! I'd do the same thing if I was your dad, haha.


Hearing Steve Winwood song "Higher Love" made me want to jam out cuz I remember my mom playing it over and over during our old road trips...made me miss her

Aw you must have felt really nostalgic in that moment. Sounds like a great memory.

Yes I did.  Still keep in touch every week even though she's in the Midwest and I'm in the South.  Might pop in for a visit one of these days

I would highly suggest you do. Moms deserve all the love.


I had planned to go to the beach with friends, but it looks like it's going to rain.

Ah man, that's a buzz kill, are you still going to rough it out in the rain?

Nah, it said there's be thunder and lightning, so looks like we're stuck inside :(

Ah dang, well there's always next weekend!


I get nostalgic thinking about Pokemon when I was younger, I had so much fun with that game

It was so fun, I wish I could go back to those days

those days will not ever come again, we have to live with it


I was going through some boxes in my moms storage unit looking for something the other day and came across a bunch of my great great grandmas momento boxes. We looked inside them and found some super weird stuff, like a ponytail full of my grandmas grandmas hair! I was so weirded out!

What a beautiful memory tho to have! Yeah a little weird but a little cool too!

I suppose, it was in a plastic bag, and we were so surprised to see that it was the same color as my hair and my moms. I just felt kinda nervous around stuff that dead relatives had, like their hair.. lol

ha ha i understand its creepy but then again my mother kept her mothers glass eyeball so i guess nothing would surprise me anymore!


My wife and I will always be married to each other.

Yes, she and I have a bond that will be unbreakable.


My son came back from a camping trip last night. I was great to have him safely home again.

I'm glad he returned home safe and sound. Did he have fun on the camping trip?

He did. I'm a worrier, but I need to learn to let go more.

My mom was the same way. It's all part of being a parent. I hope to have kids soon too and I worry about stuff concerning them myself!


Found out my roommate got a cat while I was gone, which was a little shocking

I was at first. But now it's okay. The cat is actually kind of nice and affectionate.

awh thats good it turned out well afterall


I cannot wait till tonight. I am going to a tattoo event

That sounds so fun! I always wanted to get a tattoo!

I know. I have a friend who has both arms covered.


Last Halloween, I went to a really scary haunted house.

It was super realistic. I had never been to a "good" one before, where there are a lot of live actors.

Interesting! I bet live actors really enhance the experience!


My new neighbor is so weird. He scares me.

He is always just staring out of his window and walkin the neighbor hood late at night. He always keeps al of his lights on too.

He may just be on a different time schedule than you. My neighbor does something similar, he mows his lawn at 3am

I don't he acts a killer from a suspense move. I say hi and he just stares.


i got to see my favorite guitar player live in action today

That is so cool. You are so lucky to have been able to experience that.

I hope you enjoyed every minute of that. It sounds like a once in a life time experience.


My birthday was last week. I had to work and was bummed when it seemed like no one even knew it was my big day.

That's unfortunate.  Did the people you work with by any chance surprise you?  Please say yes!

Well in the afternoon all of a sudden I heard everyone singing Happy Birthday and my manager brought a cake over with candles! I was so surprised and happy!


Mw too. I don't even llike when it's too dark inside or outside.


I had so many bad dates recently. I just know my next one is gonna be great.

I hope it is - do you have any funny experiences from the bad ones?

I told a guy I was afraid of zombies and he laughed so hard I just wanted to go home.

I'm sorry to hear that. You'll find somebody good soon!


i hate when my neighboors dog poops on my yard and she does nothing, i dont care if he poops if she picks it up

Maybe put the poop back on your neighbors yard?

hahaha i mean he does not do it often but it is not a bad idea


I never thought I could love someone as much as my little baby girl.

I know! It's almost an unexplainable feeling isn't it?

Yes, It is so hard to describe honestly!

But it is also the best feeling ever! Enjoy every moment!

Thank you! It is hard at times tho when getting little sleep.

Best advice I ever got was that housework can wait and take naps whenever you cam when the baby sleeps!


My mom said she was going to make me a mystery dinner. I believe in her!

Ooh how nice! Do you have any guesses as to what she may be making you?

Nope! She was going to make something completely different from what she usually makes!

Well I hope it's good! Your mom sounds like a great person to have a fun surprise for you like that.


Earlier a phd student posted he wanted to talk to someone on a fb online forum , i did he sounded like a nice kid , he promised to pay me , i trusted him

That's good that you trusted him. Sometimes I miss out on good opportunities because it is hard to trust.

its good that i trusted him it was like a 5 minute call, and he promised me some money i checked and the money was already in there 5.00 dollars

That's awesome. That's a good amount for a little effort which is always nice.


I always try to be prepared before a big trip.

That's smart. You don't want to forget anything. Are you planning a trip soon?

What a relief, right? Where are you going?


I received my quarterly bonus at work, it came at the perfect time!


I live by myself. My apartment seems really empty some time.

I know that feeling.  I have a husband and a boyfriend living here and it still feels empty.

That's really intersting? Maybe you need a cat to help?

Maybe maybe LOL.. I have four dogs.. argh!


I am jealous of my coworker, he is very athletic and smart

Don't worry about him.  Keep working on you.  I'm sure you have a lot of great qualities.

Thank you, I like to think that sometimes, but it can be tough

I understand.  Its hard to not compare yourself with others but we're all made differently with our own strengths.  Try to shine with those!


I have to make a wedding cake this weekend.

Do you make them for a living or as a hobby?

It's a hobby.  I am sure it will be quite easy.

I've never even attempted something so huge. You must be very creative and precise.


The store I usually buy bird food from raised their prices at least 4 times.

That isn't cool.  Is there anyone else that sells it?

I looked up some others stores and just bought a bag from Home Depot. The birds seemt o like it.


I know the feeling.  I wish i could go back to being little again

Yeah, back then I was able to stay up all night an be just fine!


I was watching a preseason football game the other night. I was impressed at how athletic the players are.

It was the Tampa Bay Bucs. They must train real hard. I will have to watch the regular season now.

Oh wow! Personally I am a fan of the Falcons.


I was so calm and happy the other night just listening to rain hitting the kitchen windows

I use to live in an older house that had a tin roof, and I'd always love hearing the rain beat on it! Helped me sleep like a baby,.

It was the single most calming thing! I love the sound of rain on a tin roof too!

I wonder if that's a common thing? It's very relaxing.


No one showed up for my birthday party. I was so alone and sad.

That would be depressing, did you plan it yourself or did someone plan it for you?

Well, both sort of. I expected at least one person, ya know? Not a single soul to be found.

Maybe if you post to social media, a bunch of random strangers will show up.


Yeah? I'm sorry to hear that. Are you looking for someone else? (Does that sound sleazy, lol?)

Oh dear. Maybe you don't need a man - I'm one and can confirm that they are messy, noisy and rude.

I know all of those things lol. Just alone every day can get to you


Have you ever felt lonely in your life? I felt once, when I went to Texas.

I suppose I have. Why did you go to Texas?


I at 20 footlongs from Subway the other day.

Oh my gosh! Are you ok? I would be sick.

I don't think I am. I feel just as disgusting as pre-commercial Jerry did.

Yikes! Maybe you shouldn't do that again.


I'm excited for tomorrow morning! I have a big presentation at work and I think my boss will love it!

That is awesome! Do you think you are prepared?

Yeah, definitely prepared.  I've been working on this idea for 3 months!

Well that sounds like you have prepared for sure! Hope all goes well!


A few years back I got separate from my hunting party. I had to spend the night in the woods by myself.

It was way too quiet!  You could hear  everything. I hated being out there by myself.


I read in the news about a family who lost all six of their animals in a house fire :(

I know, it made me upset! My two dogs are my babies couldn't imagine loosing them.

They are honestly just like children so its really sad.


I found my grandfathers old watch he passed along to me years ago. It finally fits me and I think I will start wearing it for luck.

Haha that's really cool! What kind of watch is it?

Its an old Orient. I can still picture him wearing it for special occasions.

Oh nice. Yea he would be happy to know you are wearing it now.\


I'm gonna need your support here, because I'm going through something a little bit rough, okay?

I'm 29 years old and I woke up to find that I'd wet the bed last night. I'm...not even sure how. I didn't drink a whole lot before bed or anything.

Don't sweat it, it happened to me in my mid 20's also. Couldn't even tell ya how or why, just that it did.

Should I see a therapist or anything? Is this indicative of some deep-seated problem that I'm not aware of?

LOL I don't think so. I think you'll be fine, maybe you were just extra tired.


I just celebrated my birthday and it was so much better than usual.

That's great. What made it so special this year?

I usually don't do much to celebrate but this year a friend of mine got all my other friends together to throw a party for me without me knowing. It was a great time.

Sounds like fun! I'm glad you had a happy birthday.


My daughter had a complete meltdown the other day inside of the store.

It does. Then she turns 13 and is a brick wall lol.


That's good! Always smart to be prepared!

Yup! Although I carry a lot of stuff around just in case.

Yeah, I always make sure to have things like band-aids or tape with me in case of emergencies.


My friend is going to love my baby shower present that I got her, I just know it!

38 weeks so her shower is really late but here's to hoping she doesn't go into labor before then!

Hahaha, sounds like a great time, you should prepare some games to play at the party


When I was kid, I was exhorting money from a kid that lived in my neighborhood. Now, I feel bad about it.

When I was kid, I didn't think about how bad is it to do that. Now, I understand.


I was in a check out lane for a while waiting when another cashier comes alone and takes the people in the back of the line.

that is literally the worst, the people should have atleast told you to go ahead  first!

Oh I know. People just gladly go, but the cashiers should be taught to take the next person in line.


Somebodies kid had a dirty diaper on my flight last week.

Yeah, they let it linger way longer than I was comfortable with.

I'll bet you were really glad when that flight was over!


I have been seeing pictures of friends of mine traveling around Italy.

I've never left the US. I've never been north of Kentucky.

Oh wow!  You are missing out.  I love traveling and seeing the world.

I've spent my life turning my home into where I want to be, instead of where I want to leave.


I met up with my best friend in high school for the first time in 15 years.

That's cool! That is a long time! Was he the same as he used to be?

Yeah, we're both way different, haha!  But it was nice to catch up and reminisce.

Yeah, remembering old times with a good friends is always fun!


I am obsessive about being ready for anything

Oh really? Are you afraid of missing out on something?

I don't know.  I just see stuff in the grocery store and think I like that food and buy it because it is on sale.  Even if I already have it!

Well it is good to have extra food on hand these days. You never know what major event can happen.


I had to go to the hospital for minor surgery last week. I wanted a friend to come support me. But I wasn't able to find anyone available. That was somewhat annoying.

I'm sure they wanted to be there though. Hopefully they are thinking of you.


Drinking a gallon of milk everyday makes me feel like an absolute madman in the gym who's gonna take over the world

That doesn't sound healthy lol. Does it ever make you sick?

Are you drinking 2% because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to.


I was looking through an old photo album and remembering the good times I had with friends.

It's amazing how looking at a photo can make you remember those precious moments.


I am feeling a bit left out since I moved to a new country.

Oh, I'm sorry. Have you tried joining any meet up groups to make some friends?

Not yet, but that is a good idea. I just really need to meet some new people I think.

I'm sure it will make you feel a little better. And at least that way you can pick a group based on similar interest. I hope you get to feeling better.


I once found money in the parking lot of a gas station. I needed it so bad I kept it.

Sometimes when we're in a bad situation, we do things we wouldn't normally do.

Thats true,  I like to think I am a good person.  But I had to take the opportunity to get ahead.


My house burned night earlier, had to get my mom out.

Omg that is so scary, I am so sorry to hear that.


I lost my pet turtle. I am feeling devastated. I think he escaped the yard.

Oh no, I am so sorry! I hope you find him.

I do too. I really miss him. We were best buds.


Oh no,  How long did he live?  is he still alive?

Thats not very long, I am sorry for your loss.


So tonight we are suppose to go eat out as a family but I cant get a single one of my family members to agree on a place.  So frustrating!

You should make a wheel you can spin to decide.  I did that once.

That's actually not a bad idea.  Wish I had come up with that earlier.  It seems everyone wants something different.

Yes you put all the places on it and spin..

Im going to have to sue that for next week.  I think this week they can all go make PB&J since they want to be difficult.


The new paper boy flung the newspaper and broke my window today morning

I called the police on him because I was so angry. There were glass shards all over my porch.


It was a mustang, but 5 days after I got it, it was totaled when someone hit it in a parking lot


I've been packing, packing, packing and cleaning.

o That sounds exciting. Moving or spring cleaning?

Moving, not sure when yet but I like to be  ahead of the game. I hate being rushed.

Ya last time I moved I was packing for about 6 months. It's smarter to do it a little at a time and get things purged and organized.


I have a feeling I'm going to be getting a new car soon.

Oh no, what's wrong with your current car?

It keeps breaking down, I just keep waiting for the morning I go out and it just won't start no matter what I do.

That sounds terrible. I'm sorry I can't diagnose a car over the internet though. My first guess for that is usually the battery. Then things like the cables or the starter or fuses.


Tomorrow's my last day of work. I can't believe it. I wish I had something lined up.

I have and tried negotiating with my old work. I have an interview next week with another company so I hope that goes well!


I had a really fun get together tonight with all of my coworkers and my boss. The night went fantastic! I'm feeling very happy and optimistic about life right now.

That's great! It's such a good feeling working with people you actually like..

I couldn't agree more. All of my coworkers feel like family to me. So it was a very relaxing and enjoyable get together.


Oh me too! Do you have a monday to Friday type job?

Somewhat, I work 4 10 hour shifts and have a random off day during the week. Yesterday was my off day. What about you?

Oh that is a pretty good schedule. I am a teacher so I'm off right now. It's wonderful.


Why do I have to explain to everyone about my preferences?

What preferences do you mean? You shouldn't have to say your truth to anyone.

you know, man and woman thing but I am a woman and I prefer women

There's nothing wrong with that and it's a shame people even question you about that.


I took my final exams a few weeks ago and I was sure I had done well, but I failed.

I don't know what happened. I studied and passed everything else. Now I have to retake the class and I'm upset

Is there somewhere you can go for extra help with that course? A tutor or something?


This restaurant that I've been going since I was a kid is closing.

Of course I will, but it will be so sad.


My younger sister is getting married before I am, I can't believe it.

Do you feel negative about it, or positive? It's hard to tell from your sentence. Maybe you feel both ways. If I were in your shoes, I could see how you would start to feel some more pressure in that situation. I was always the youngest child, so I never had pressure on me to accomplish anything by a certain time. If you're not happy about it, hopefully you can turn it into a positive so that your sister doesn't get any undue negativity.

It's hard when all I can think about is being green with envy. What's wrong with me? I can't even get a date!

I can understand why you'd start to feel that way. I think it's good that you want to look inward instead of just blatantly blaming other people. That means you can start to look for ways to make you feel better about yourself, that are solutions! But nothing has to be "wrong with you." For some, it just takes time. For others, they find it easier to accept someone to settle down with.


I was a victim of a hit-and-run accident! I got hit the other day and the car just drove off!

Just my car got damaged badly. I was so upset, but luckily there was surveillance video at the nearby gas station.


I loaned a friend a good amount of money that I knew he would pay back right away.

I did, he even gave me an extra $100 to make up for having to ask me in the first place!

That's a great friend. Loyalty and honesty are everything in a relationship.


Hi friend, you should have seen what just happened to me..

I done slipped and fell all over the ground, it was so embarrassing.


I won a whole dollar playing the lottery yesterday!

Oh wow! Congratulations! How much did you pay for the ticket?

Thanks! I was so happy! I paid a hundred bucks for the ticket. Just 99 more and I'll be able to buy another!

Oh wow! I bet you'll have that $99 in no time so you can buy another! Good job!


I FINALLY get my lawn mower fixed on thursday.

Thats great. Im sure it was cheaper than having to buy a brand new one.

This time yes, you can get good priced parts online.  I am strangely excited to use it and have my yard nice again!

I bet. The grass has been growing so fast right now. Your yard is going to look great again.


I'm so sorry that happened to you. How did you handle this situation?

I just pulled them up. it was just embarassing.

I hope no one saw that, it must've been terrible.


My garage was broken into and the thief stole my lawnmower, tools, and other items.  It was not a fun thing to come home to.

Wow, that really stinks. Did you catch the culprit?

No.  I am a bit upset that my home security system did not go off.

Yeah, especially since I imagine that is a costly monthly expense. I would install some turrets in your garage.


So I played a classic Nintendo the other day and it really made me reminisce about my childhood.

I love Nintendo. What game did you play?

Mario, Bubble Bobble, and a bunch of others. There were like 30 games on it (it was a mini Nintendo classic system).