my wife is amazing, shes the only one i want

Sounds like you lucked out, make sure she knows how special she is :)

Yes, don't let a night go by without saying I Love You.


My daughter snuk out the window last night.

What for? I hope it wasn't for anything dangerous.

Cops brought her home this morning. She was still drunk from the party she went to.

That's a little dangerous. I'd definitely talk to her about why you didn't allow her to go to that party, and maybe she'll realize that what you're doing is for her own good.


I am hoping the Eagles can win it all again this season!

That game was fun to watch last year. Do you live in Philadelphia?

I do not, but I live right outside of it, so I get the culture

I love it there. I don't normally like football, but it's always good when the Patriots lose.


We just got a new restaurant in the neighborhood.

I live in the south so it a soul food restaurant.

I do too, TN, but I can't think of a soul food place here.


I interviewed for a new job last week. I felt like it went great! Really excited to hear from them.

That's so great! I hope you get the job - assuming it's one you really want.

Thanks! I feel like the job is right for me, and I know I'd be perfect for it!

Then keep your head up & keep reaching for the stars! Maybe this will be the one!! But even if it doesn't turn out, keep on searching. Your perfect job IS waiting for you. :)

You're welcome & best wishes with your job hunting!


I've been practicing speaking in front of people for 4 months now. I think I'm ready for open mic night.

That is awesome!  What are you going to do?

I'm going to tell some jokes and hopefully don't freeze up. I'm pretty shy in front of people!

That is very brave.  I a sure you will do great!


I know a secret that could destroy my best friends marriage, but I don't know what to do.


I recently had to take a test for work. I knew I would do well because I was prepared.

That's good. Did you find out the results of the test?

Not yet. I should find out within the next week.


It was a nice day so I decided to walk to work recently. I was feeling great until I heard a loud squishy noise.

How did you guess? I looked down and saw I nailed a fresh steaming pile of dog wonder. Well let's just say my mood quickly turned very foul!

C'mon man, I just finished eating. I hope you took a shower and bought some new shoes.


I found out I get my birthday off from work and still get paid!

Nice!  Is that a perk of your job or did you have to use a vacation day?

Thats so awesome, is it coming up or is that something they offered when you took the job?


Wow, that sounds really fun! I've never been on a cruise! How long will it be for?

It will be for 14 days, I'm going to Europe! I've never been out of the country before!

Neither have I, and that's on my bucket list! So jealous! I hope you have an awesome time!


Two years ago my wife and I got divorced. It has been very odd in this big house all by myself.

It has gotten a little better with time, but still a pretty sore spot for me.

It must be difficult, do you think she will come back ever?


My prized, Argentinian goldfish died yesterday. I've never been so heartbroken.

Thank you for the condolences, friend. He used to sing me such sweet lullabies when I was trying to fall asleep. I don't know how I will ever get any sleep at night now.

I can't imagine how much that much hurt. I hope you can at least cherish the memories you had together.


On the way home tonight the car coming towards me would not turn off their bights and made me almost miss the curve coming up!

Oh no that's so dangerous. Are you okay?

Yes, I would be too. That was so irresponsible of them!


i felt nostalgiac going through old childhood belongings

Aw, did it bring back a lot of good memories for you?

That's awesome. Sometimes I wish I could be back in my childhood. Maybe if only for a day. ha ha.


I was walking down our downtown club area one night a friend bumped into me and I tripped over a little fence.

yeah took a hard fall. right on to my knees. No way to catch myself at all.


My son had his 4th birthday a couple of weeks ago.

How did it go? What'd you get him for a gift?

He got a remote control excavator, and had a lot of fun at his party.  It's crazy how fast he's growing up, though.

It seems like all those years just flew by, huh. At least now he's getting old enough to start remembering all these great times!


Kids in my neighborhood put dog poop on my front stoop, how nasty.

How did they "put" it there? nevermind. Its just too much

I don't want to know either but I did wish I had a camera doorbell so I could see just who did it and speak to their parents!


I let my friend borrow my car. He's an international student and only has a permit.

Wow you are very trusting, I do not think I would allow a friend to borrow my car. Is it legal for him to drive with just a permit?

I was in the car with him. He just wanted to practice driving and he didn't have his own car.

Oh okay I see, I thought you actually lent him your car and let him drive around town with it by himself!


I saw a black cat cross my street yesterday. Now I think something very bad will happen to me. I am so superstitious.

I hope so. I will be extra careful around things that could hurt me.

I understand. Sometime, I become also superstitious.


My daughter hides food under her bed, how nasty!

Anything she snacks on late at night, I guess. I even found a half eaten bowl of spaghetti with meatballs!

That is nasty, you have to kill that habit!


I stepped in some dog poop walking in my neighborhood the other day.

That's disgusting, I would have a very hard time finishing that walk. Did you go straight home?

Yes I was wearing sandals so I went home to wash it off ASAP.

Oh my gosh, that makes it so much worse! I have done that before too, so I hope that neither one of us has that happen again!!


I'm going to cooking school to become a chef.

That's pretty cool. Maybe you could toss me a few recipes for recently deceased goldfish?

No, no! I swear I don't! I meant the cracker goldfish! The crackers!!!


I love This is Us. I can't wait until it comes back.


My four year old daughter came up and told me she thought I needed a big hug and kiss.

She jumped in my lap and peppered my cheek with kisses.  It was pretty cute.


I am afraid of how the Nintendo Switch has been doing recently, a lot of games have been delayed or cancelled

Oh, is that the newest? I haven't played on one since super nintendo!

It is, a cool console, but the delays are killer

What is it like playing it, is it virtual reality/?


I ran my first 50 mile race a couple of months ago.

That must have taken some preparation! How did you feel afterwards?

It definitely took preparation, months worth.  I've never felt so achy in my life waking up the next day, but it was definitely worth it to see all the hard work pay off.

I wouldn't be able to move the next day! I hope you rewarded yourself after all of that hard work!


Yes I am. I will finally get to take my vacation next week.

That's great!  Where are you headed for your vacation?

I will be heading to Hong Kong and Macau for a week.

Do you have anything you want to see there?


I miss the days when my kids were younger. I was their hero and they just wanted to spend time with me.

It is natural that kids grow up and want a little independence.  I know it happened with me.

Yeah now they rather hang out with their friends. I understand but still miss when they were young.

At least you will always have the memories to look back on


Don't you hate that feeling when you get lonliness and it feels like it's going to make you vomit?

Yes I do hate being all alone. That's how I feel when my boyfriend leaves town for work.

:( Long distance is hard too! I just have to remember for myself that it is better to be at peace then to deal with horrible drama.

Yes you have to do what is best for yourself. Take care of you before others.


Going on a date with my crush this weekend. I'm kinda nervous!

Those butterflies are good for you. It will keep things interesting.

Butterflies are great. It means I like her, but I just hope I don't make a doofus of myself.

Don't be afraid to be yourself. She will love it if you do.


I went to the movies with my friend last week. Somehow my friend got very close with this random girl who was there. My friend ended up abandoning me to spend time with her.

That sucks! I'm sure it hurt your feelings.

Yeah I was very frustrated. Especially since my friend was my ride home. So I ended up having to call a cab.

Oh, wow. I can't believe your friend did that to you.

I know. My friend sometimes gets very self centered. It can be a challenge.

I'm sure it can be. Maybe talk to him about it.


I'm upset at my brother for stealing my ice cream

Tell him he owes you one now. Can't just be taking people's ice cream.

Right? It was a good one too, salted caramel


Oh yeah, many times. Not a whole lot of fun.

no, thats what happened to me today walking to my car. everyone seen me trip.


Getting a good after some time of searching and interviewing around

Wow, congrats, I know that is not a fun process at all, so great job!


My friend gave me his old computer because mine broke. That was so nice of him considering I cant afford one right now.

That is very kind. Now many people like that.

I know I couldnt believe it. I am so thankful.

You will have to return the favor sometime.


Well I bought a bunch of scratch offs today.  I really wanna win the lottery.

Fun!  Those can be addictive for me.  I only get them around Christmas time...not sure why but its a fun stocking stuffer.  Did you win?

Not yet... I haven't scratched em yet.  I really could use the money I hope I win!

I hope you win too!  Scratch them now and let me know if you win.  Now I'm excited for you! Hope you hit a big bank!


i was upset when i saw someone left my gate open and our dog ran away

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you find him soon.


I really get nervous when I have to drive.

I just always fear I will get into an accident.


I have been pining for a promotion at my workplace and I finally got it this afternoon!

That's great!  What finally convinved the boss?

I think it was my streak of not making any mistakes over the last few months if nothing else haha.

It's good to get noticed for that.  most of the time you only get attenton for messing up!


My son's cardiologist gave us positive news. We have to start looking forward when it comes to him now. It's so exciting.

That is great! Has he overcome an illness or heart issue? That can be serious and very scary!

He was being considered for a transplant but has shown improvement. So he is off the list.

Oh wow that is great, is he feeling better since showing improvement?


It's an MMA show!  I hope he has fun!  I know I will be!

That sounds fun, those are always exciting.


I got invited on a last minute fishing trip today.

I am not a big fan but I go fishing once or twice a year.


Speaking of family, I love reading to my little neice.

That must be fun, it is so cute watching kids try to read books for some reason

Yeah - I think it's because you know that they will learn to do it within a couple of years but whilst they are learning they are trying to discover it for themselves.

Yeah, kids are just so adorable, watching them learn in front of your eyes is an awesome privelege


I'm going to an amusement park tomorrow for the first time and I can hardly wait!

Whoa awesome! Really you've never been? Which one are you going too?

Busch Gardens in Williamsburg.  I have been studying up on what to do once I get there and it all looks amazing.  I don't know what to do first!

Whoa! Make sure to bring money for food or bring frozen drinks. And lots of sunscreen and comfy shoes!


I heard my favorite childhood song the other day!

It was an N Sync song. It was like a blast from the past, made me feel strange!

Oh man, just saying that name brings back nostalgia for me!


That sounds exciting!  Are you nervous about it?

It's not the easiest thing to do, and so very few states ask for it.  The state I come from requires it.  It's just something you use in so very few situations, I'm surprised they still test for it.

I am gonna practice after church tomorrow

Sounds like a plan!  that's the only way you'll get better!


My baby can hold her own forks now and feed herself. :o So proud of her and happy for me. lol

it really is! :) im one happy mama thats for sure

Next thing you know she will be walking.


That is great to hear.  Anything in particular?

My vacations are coming and I am going to Italy with the family.


It's been a rough day! My water heater is busted. Fortunately I got a plumber coming in that can fix it over the weekend.

Dang that's a definite mood killer. At least you've got a fix on the way.

Yeah, it's rare in my area to get work done over the weekend. I'm thinking it could be done by monday, fingers crossed!


I am helping a friend that has lost his job recently.

That's very kind of you. How long has he lost his job?

It has been three month. I am little bit worried about him because he is starting to be depressed.

3 months isn't too bad. I hope he stays strong.


I've got a coworker with zero social skills, and it's driving me batty. She can't seem to tell no one wants to listen to her talk for 30 minutes straight.

Oh man, I've definitely had a few coworkers like that myself before. What does she even talk about?

If you make a comment on anything, say cats, she'll go into a monologue about everything she's ever learned about a cat (most of it wrong).

That's the worst! Some people, once they get started, they just can't stop themselves. It's like opening a can of Pringles.


Don't you hate it when you swimming with someone who's got a big bugger hanging out of their nose?

Yes that's the worst. And I laughed when I read that.

once in my early twenties I remember going to a party and everyone was in the pool. I got in the pool and splashed around and didn't realize I had a huge green bugger coming out of my nose. A really cute guy pointed that out for me


i am happy about the beautiful weather today

I love it when it's nice out. Are you going to do something outside?

yes, im going to the park later this afternoon!

That sounds great. A nice long walk in perfect weather. There's hardly anything better.


My daughter is in 8th grade and just started school a little over a week ago. She is already being bullied.

Oh no!  That's such a shame.  Did you go to the principal?

Yes, and will again because it didn't help. I try to cheer her up with hugs, goofy moments, and whatever else I can think of.

I'm so sorry!  I hope it gets better for her.  Middle school is no picnic, that's for sure.


The new Warcraft expansion comes out today.

Warcraft - that's an online role play game, right?

Yes it is.  Its the most popular one of its type.

I'm afraid I avoid those games - too addictive. I'd never get anything else done! Presumably you play.

I've played on and off for a long time.   As far as entertainment for $ spent, its a great deal.

Hmm. Perhaps I should have a look then. I just have such an addictive personality - Hopeless!

Haha, maybe its a pool you don't want to dip your toe into.

Oh, there are plenty of those, believe me, lol. At least you enjoy it tho'. That's good.


my friend has been recently homeless and i gave him a key to my house to come and go as he pleases.

Thats nice of you. It means he can get back on his feet.

thats why i gave it to him. he dosnt want to be a bother.even tho i told him he isnt .so i gave it to him and told him to come and go as needed.

It's good to have a fixed address too for mail etc. Well done - I'm proud of you.


I volunteer at the animal shelter to look after puppies on the weekends.

Wow, that's so caring and lovely! You must enjoy it a lot.

Yes, it's very rewarding. They really enjoy my company as well.

I've never volunteered for an animal shelter but I would like to get into it once I have more time on my hands. I love animals.


I got a parcel the other day that I wasn't expecting

What an unexpected treat! I bet it really made your day!


My wife is going away on a business trip soon.... she'll be gone for a couple of weeks.

That'll be tough.  Do you have anything you can do to keep busy?

Well, I might do some work on the house. But it's going to be awfully quiet around here.

I bet.  It's sometimes surprising how much your life revolves around the other person being in the house.


I recently completed some additional training at my job. Perhaps a promotion is on its' way?

It is always good to keep our skills up to date. We never know. It could also help for a promotion also.

Indeed. I feel that it is very important to stay caught up on the latest developments. And the potential for a raise isn't a bad motivator either.


I found my grandfather's old watch that I thought was lost

You must have been overjoyed. I know what he meant to you.

Yea, I was given it as a kid so I was happy to find it after all these years!


My boss at my old job was nice enough to put in a good word for me at a new organization and helped me land a higher paying job!

That's awesome! It really pays not to burn bridges, you never know when someone from your past can help you out like that.

Absolutely. He was a great boss and I'm very thankful that he was willing to help me.

I'm happy for you. If only more bosses were like that, the workforce would be a lot happier and productive I think.


I got locked out of my house today because I forgot my key. I called my parents and they were mad at me.

It happens. Maybe you should hide one somewhere in case you get locked out again.

Yea I was lucky enough to be able to go to my friends house, but I still have stuff to do at home.

Well I had to call my landlord once to get back in my place. I know how it feels.


The other day this creepy guy followed me around the store and chased me out to the parking lot. He just wouldn't take a hint.

That's very creepy, did he say anything to you?

Yeah that's what made it weird, it was kind of like he was trying to hit on me but just awkward. But he was really pushy about it.

Those are definitely the scary types, they don't recognize social cues at all.


I have a performance review and potential promotion coming up in the next few weeks.

that's awesome! I hope you will get a promotion. what do you do for work?

I work as an accountant for a carpet cleaning company. There is a chance that I could be made a manager!

You will be a great manager! Good luck with everythig


On my way to work, a goose stole the toupee I needed to impress the new secretary, Christy.

No! I am so furious with that goose, that I could wring his neck! I can't get any ladiez with this chrome dome of mine.

I am so sorry maybe you will have better luck next time.


I was going through old pictures the other day of when my daughter was little, it was pretty neat reliving some of those days.

Thats awesome, i dont have kids yet but i was also looking through some old school photos of me and my friends. Such innocent times.

She's 18 now and will graduate this year, time sure does fly.

Yes it does, I wish her the best! early adulthood is the best time!


A year ago, I found an injured baby kitten in the road while driving.

Oh no! Did you take the kitten to an animal hospital or care for it yourself?

I cared for it myself. Now she's my beloved cat, Muffin.

Awe, that's a sweet story! The kitten got a happy ending!


My boyfriend kept me up all night playing video games

Ugh that is so annoying. I try not to do that when I with my girlfriend.

It's really inconsiderate. Gets on my nerves.

have you talked to him about it? How much it bothers you.


Gonna hit the buffet after work. It's gonna be good!

My cat hasn't been feeling well this past week, I think there might be something really wrong.

Oh no, I hope she's just sick! Are you taking her to the vet?


I can't until next summer! This past summer was such a happy moment in my life!

I got to see a lot of my favorite movies I've been waiting for and a lot of great concerts! I am anticipating next summer and cant wait!


We are supposed to do the amusement park, tomorrow but I think it may rain.

I hope it's nice for you. Do you have any alternate plans?

We do, but I think my friends want to do the amusement park as well as something else. I don't know if I have money for both.

Well, that's always a problem for me too, but at least you've got another $1.25 now.


A car nearly hit me yesterday just because they wanted to change lanes while turning

Oh man, that is terrifying. I'm glad you didn't get hit. What kind of crazy person tries to turn and change lanes at the same time?

I don't know. People drive horribly where I live. It's like a zoo every time I need to drive anywhere.

I know that feeling, I see that kind of stuff all the time where I live too. I hope you stay safe.


As a momma's boy I always missed my mom anytime she was gone for an extended period of time.

Fortunately, she rarely was gone for long periods of time, but I always dreaded this once a year work training she had to do.


That's always a nice thing.  In charge of what?

Sounds like you have a fulfilling job. That's very lucky.


I used to work as a flooring specialist at a major chain home improvement store. It was a good place to work until I got a new supervisor who thought he could disrespect me without consequences.

Uh oh.  I'm sorry to hear that.  That is never a good thing to do as a supervisor.

We got into several arguments and management decided to ignore  the problem and hope it would blow over. After a few weeks I turned in my resignation.

Unfortunately he wins out when you do that because it will likely continue.  Again, I wish you had been treated so unkindly.


My son took his first steps a few days ago.

That's great! I must have been so cool to see that!


My aunt paid for college my first year. It was so nice of her

I hope you have showered her with gifts and appreciation, she deserves it


I will officially be a first time home owner next month.

How exciting!!!  I bet you are thinking already about  how you want to decorate it and fix up the lawn, etc..

I am this is all I ever wanted for my family and it is about to come I am so thrilled with joy can't wait.

I can imagine!  It is certainly an exciting time.  I bet you are just over the moon happy!


No one will watch my Youtube videos and it's frustrating.

Have you tried sharing it to your friends on social media?

I have but no bites. I don't get why people won't give me a chance.

Just keep cranking them out. YOur videos will get better and your channel will grow. I know it can be annoying at first.


My exhusband left me for his best friend's wife on my birthday.

That is awful!  You deserve so much better

Thank you for your kind words. It was really hard to deal with at the time.

I know.  I am so sorry that you had to go through that.


I am getting a new car this week! I can't wait to smell the new leather seats!

Oh man, that is exciting! Do you know what kind?

It's a beautiful 2018 yellow jeep! The car of my dreams! So stoked!

That's awesome!! I love jeeps!  congratulations, that's great news!


okay so back in may of last year I graduated college

Congratulations.  What did you get your degree in?

i majored in business management it i've always been into running a business or entrepreneur

Good luck with any future business ventures.


I feel as if dogs think humans are the most comfortable bed!

Yes! cuddling is I feel an instinctual joy!


I had a really good job interview. It is so nerve racking waiting for the call to see if I got it or not.

I interviewed for a bank branch manager job. I wish they would just call me now.


FArted so loud that i made the cashier nearly fall over, thought she wasn't there but was looming under the register looking for printer paper

very, i apologized but she seemed embarresed for me


My dog died last week. I've been so depressed without her.

Thank you, she was pretty old so our family sort of expected it but she left so quick.


I am excited for the football season, I hope the Eagles can repeat!

I am not a football fan. What did they do last season?

That is super cool. I hope they win this one too.


I considered becoming a vegan, but I'm not so sure if it'll work out.

I like the idea of it, for moral reasons, but I can't imagine I'd like any of the food.

That's what I think. Plus I'd miss bacon too much.


My daughter, who is only 8, just landed her first triple back flip in gymnastics this week. I've never been able to do anything like that. It was amazing to watch.

Wow that is amazing indeed. You must be very proud of her.

I am!  I was never the gymnast type but she has been bouncing off the walls and climbing and jumping since she was little.  I didn't know they could even do things like that so young.

The human body truly is amazing. I could never do things like that either. Either way, I am happy for her!


I ordered a surface pro yesterday! its gonna be so cool to play around with when it arrives

That's cool. I've always been a Mac kind of girl, but I would look into a Surface is I was in the market for a new computer.

i only ever wanted one cause they can do the same stuff a regular computer can but also touch screen so you can draw on it, i always got discouraged drawing on paper cause id waste so much of it, and then just stop

I get that. I got a bamboo tablet a few years ago, but I feel like working directly on the screen would be even better.


I think someone stole my headphones recently.

Not exactly, I have many friends and acquaintances in my dorm on the regular, so I'm not sure who it could be.

I hope it turns up, or is returned to you soon.


The other day I was at work and my friend wouldn't help do any of the work! the entire day she just sat there and talked, I was so mad at her. I practically did all the work that day

Oh man, that sucks. You may need to say something to her.

I did, and she said that she was going to change. i just hope that she wasn't just saying something to get rid of me

Hopefully. Maybe she was having a bad day.


my son pooped his pants but lucky i carry baby wipes to wipe it up quick before it leaks

Oh geez. That is common with kids. Not the funnest times. Do you carry extra clothes too?

i just carry extra diapers but maybe i should start carrying exgtra clothing

Oh yes! Always carry an extra onesie and pants. That has saved me many times!


One day my girlfriend told me about a guy that works with her and she mentioned how hilarious he was which then made me think of a meme that i read about how funny guys will make you laugh and then all of a sudden you don't have clothes on. It was only for a split second but it happened

That is a hilarious intro, thank you for that! So were you worried that your girlfriend found someone else humorous? (And you're very insightful + intelligent if you say yes! Though being both of those things, you have nothing to worry about ;-))

Well, I most def want to be insightful and intelligent, so I will say YES. I know I had nothing to worry about, but it is crazy how in those instances when you least expect it a ridiculous meme shots into your brain and you start playing "Along Came Polly" sceneros in your head.

These references are perfect. And your girlfriend must enjoy you very much. Mazel tov, you crazy kids!


I forgot to order my daughters textbooks.

Oh no! How many days left until she starts school?

She starts on the 13th. She wont get the books until the 17th. I'm s bad mom lol

Wow, that's some really slow shipping times. Maybe you will get lucky and they will come in the mail sooner.


i was a nervous wreck when my son was born!

Yes, and fortunately you will have many more!


I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer.

Yes, it felt really good. I'm already looking forward to next summer! haha


I've been thinking about applying to this job that looks great, but I'm not sure if I'm qualified for it.

It can't hurt to try, might as well give it a shot, right?

Yeah, I think I will. I'm still a little nervous, but it can't hurt to try.

The worse they can do is not hire you, gotta put yourself out there. best of luck!


I learned a new trick to putting up a ladder that I wanted to try out at our countywide training the other day.

Not too well.  I ended up dropping it which was really loud.  I could feel all the eyes on me.

Oh no! I hope you didn't feel too humiliated.


I am faithful to my girlfriend all the time, I wish that was not so rare

Nothing for me, but other people are not faithful


When I got told that I had a new job, I was over the moon

That's wonderful news, congratulations! Are you going to celebrate?

I am definitely going to celebrate! It is my dream job

I am so happy for you. You should get a nice dinner with your family.


It hasn't rained here in a while and I have to water my yard today so it dosen't die.

i wish i could send our rain your way! It's been raining here for weeks!!

It's been very nasty humid and hot in VA for the past 3 weeks


my daughter has started to dress herself in the morning. One less thing I have to do.

Yes. She can't match her clothes yet, but we can worry about that later.


I turned 40 (not the fun part) and my wife took me on a surprise trip with our 5 best couple friends.  So fun!!!

That is awesome. You should marry her again lol


I was meeting my friend for drinks and she said she left her debit card at home.

I agreed to pay for her drinks and mine since we are good friends.

That is good. Hopefully he can pay you back.


I ate 12 Big Macs last night. I felt kinda bad about it while I stared at a group of homeless folks.

Oh wow. Do you think you might get sick?

Nah, I do this every other day. I figure if I gorge myself one night, then I don't have to eat at all the next day.


I finally feel like I have my life under control.  It has taken a long time to get here.

Yes, I have spent so much time stressed out about money.

I know that feeling. Stressing doesnt make it any easier though


When my mom got out of rehab and was clean, I was happy for her. She worked hard for it

Well good luck to her.  I know that's a tough thing to recover from.


I have my soccer game tomorrow and I am so pumped that I can't sleep.

Oh cool!  Do you play in the game or get to be the cooler part of the team, the waterboy?

I am the waterboy! Can't wait to provide sweet, succulent water to all the parched, puckered throats.

Ha ha! Awesome!  I bet you're great at it!  Get out a hose and just water them down! Its faster.  Hope you have a great game tomorrow!  Don't forget the orange slices.


My phone went missing. Imagine my surprise when I got a Facebook message "from myself," it was the person who found it saying "I have your phone."

Wow... that's kind of creepy actually. Were you able to get it back?

I was! The guy was really nice and refused the cash I tried to give him as a reward.

You're very lucky he was nice and didn't steal any of your data.


My new car was robbed last week during the night.

Oh my! I really hope that you find your stuff. Do the cops have any leads?

No, they have been useless. The car was parked just in front of my home. It is terrible.

Well I really hope that your insurance was able to cover what you lost.


I broke my laptop screen yesterday and now I am out a hundred bucks to get it fixed!

That sucks! It happens to the best of us. At least the computer didn't break.

I agree, its still functional so I probably shouldn't be too sad.

Yeah, that would have been an expensive accident! Your lucky. :)


I usually keep only professional relationships at work.

Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life?

I made a few friends this time. They heldped me through a tough time.

I can relate I like to keep work at work but as an adult you spend so much time at work it's hard to meet people other places.


Finally getting this leg brace off next week.

4 months. Limping up stairs is just no fun.

That is a pretty long time to have your leg wrapped up. How'd you injure it?


We decided not to hire a roofer and do this thing on our own

That sounds cool.  So you are fixing it yourself?

Yep. We are. Hopefully, Youtube pulls through.

Best of luck with that.  Hopefully you will do fine and save a ton of cash.


I'm seeing my orthopedic surgeon soon and he'll tell me if he can operate on my hip. I so hope he says yes, but the suspense is killing me!

I fell and fractured it two years ago. My then surgeon botched the operation and I have to use a walker to get around. If this new guy can do something I could walk properly again!

Oh my god..I had doctors really mess me up too. I am in a lawsuit. Have you thought about contacting an attorney?

From what I've read, unless it's a class-action lawsuit my chances are practically nil. The surgeon'll just lawyer up. What happened to you?

If it's medical malpractice actually you can get a good amount. Mine is still in talks, it's only been 6 months. Medical malpractice lawyers usually take you on for free if they like your case :) You can always try and you won't be charged if you don't win. It's pretty painless..people killed my child and almost me..

Oh dear lord. How unbearably dreadful! I hope that your lawyer takes that creep to the cleaners. Won't bring your baby back but will hopefully ensure he doesn't do it to someone else.

Thank you! I hear you..I didn't want to do it at first...but it's worth it for her..It's a few people I am suing.including midwives. If it prevents another childs death then its worth it! You should really look in too it, botched surgery and nerve pain can be horrible! I hope you get better!


This past weekend, my cat Sam passed away, he was 17 years old.

Yeah,it's been really strange the past few days without him asleep on my feet while I work.

May your many memories of Sam help you to sustain at this difficult time.


I am just by myself this weekend  and i do not like it

That's terrible maybe getting out of the house and checking out our yard sale will cheer you up.

That is a great idea, thanks for the tip


MY daughter is finnaly fully potty trained!

Yes. She doesn't even need my help anymore. Its bittersweet


I saw a lady walking with her jack russell yesterday. I miss mine

Aww, I just had to put my dog down last month.

Oh no. I guess we both know what it's like going through losing these loyal creatures, hu?

It was very sad and I am sorry you had to go through that,


I had a very fierce argument with my partner last night. She left the house in the middle of the night and I am not sure if she will ever come back

Oh no!  Have you spoken to her at all since she left?

She does not respond to my calls at all. I think it is all over for our 2 year relationship

That is so sad to hear!  Perhaps after she cools down a bit ya'll will be able to work it out.


My daughter has a cold today, so I'm taking care of her.

Im sorry to hear that? Is it a bad cold?

No, not too bad. She'll be fine in a few days.

That's good to hear. But kids can be a handful when they are sick.


I met a guy on a dating app a few weeks ago and we're really hitting it off.

We haven't, I'm worried to meet strangers off the internet.

Totally understandable... I'd be a bit apprehensive too


I lost my temper with my father and said some rude things I shouldnt have said when I was younger.

Don't beat yourself up about it. I did the same with my mother all the time when I was in my early teens. We've all been there.

I know I try not to but once you get older you realize it wasnt the nicest or brightest thing!

Oh I agree, I still feel awful about it myself! But I think our parents understand and don't take it to heart, because they usually did the same thing too :)


I had a solo competition last week for cello. I was well prepared and knew my music well. I felt great walking into that room.

Congrats!  How long have you been playing the cello?

I have been playing the cello for 5 years.


I had to take a final exam for a class last semester. I studied really hard for it and went in sure that I was going to do great on it. I ended up getting the highest score in my class!

It definitley was. I was so proud of myself!


I was scared to move so far away from where i grew up and everything I knew but I've been presently surprised by where I am now. I really love it here.

I think i would like to move eventually, but for now i'm barely learning how to be independent, i started abusing drugs at age 14, now 15 years later im barely starting to "grow up" almost a year sober now. hopefully within the next few years I can experience that!

Congratulations on your sobriety! It's exciting to go somewhere new and have a fresh start of sorts. Do you like where you live now?

I really do like it here, my city isnt quite urban but its not rural either, Harlingen TX, cost of living is pretty low here and i think the weather is always nice.


I miss beating my brother in the Pokemon card game everyday.

Well, have you tried reliving that through the Pokemon app that you can interact with?

No, I need the real thing it just doesn't feel the same.

Yes, I can understand that.. Sometimes nothing compares.. Have you guys played recently?


I can't wait for the new Venom movie to come out! I'm a big fan of Tom Hardy!

Never heard of it but you better believe i will be googling.

It's gonna be so good. Evil spiderman!!!

deff jumping on the internet now to read into it i do like spiderman!


I've had an uneasy feeling lately and I really don't know why.

Yes, I have been pretty stressed lately.

Try and work out or find a new hobby to take your mind off of things


Of course they were the most expensive pair i own!

That's a shame. Does your dog chew on shoes often?


i loved taking care of my sisters pet the other day

awh that does sweet of you, what kind of pet is it?

ive always wanted one of those but to be honest i would be afraid lol


My cat has been battling cancer for a couple months and has had 2 surgeries.

I'm so sorry to hear that, my girlfriend's cat is going through the same thing right now. It can't be easy.

I think next week we will have to put her down.

That's so sad... The best thing you can do is spend lots of time with her and make every minute count. I wish you all the best.


I offered to take care of my friend's dog while she was on vacation

Thanks! It was my first time taking care of a dog! I've never even had a pet before so it was something new

i bet you had no problems, dogs are easy to take care of, they blindly accept anything


It makes me think of the good old days when I was a kid when I listen to the music in my aunts car

What does? Were you in a car ride with your aunt?

Yes, she plays 80's music and I grew up in the 80's

Oh you're an 80s kids, hu? What do you feel about the music nowadays?


The place I ate at for lunch today only had a "B" rating for cleanliness, etc. on their health inspection. I never ate at a place that had less than an "A." But I ate there anyway since there wasn't anything else close by, and it smelled good and was cheap, and I'm poor.. I just know my stomach is going to be churning later

a 'B'? Hmm, well you know how it is, hope your stomach feels better!

Yeah, you know what they say. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Wish I could afford better, but I'm a broke college student. I guess the bright side is the bad food won't be in my body for long..

You'll be fine, next time just look and see how clean their bathrooms are, it gives you a good idea how their kitchens are!


thats nice to hear, too many relationships ending nowadays

Yeah I know!  We've been together for about 10 years now!


When ever i drive around 3 pm or 4 , or even at 7 am , my anxiety goes through the roof crazy traffic i honestly would not drive if i did not have too

Is it the traffic or driving that gives you anxiety?

both , when im with my brother and hes typing on his phone and not looking at the road i start hyper ventilating


I got in a heated conversation and threw it lol

Dang. Well I bet that really worked to get your point across haha


I was chilling outside all day in the sun reading. I feel great.

For sure. I've never been better relaxing with a glass of iced tea.

good for you.. we all need that every once in a while


My friends and I started playing Halo online recently.

Incredibly so. It brought back so many great memories from the times we played on the Xbox 360.

Oh yeah I remember those old Halo days too during my childhood, such a great game.


My exroommate was horrible! He refused to shower. We were lucky to get 1 shower a week out of him. And he refused to clean up after himself

He smelled so bad! And before I moved out, he had dishes with food in them from over a month before


Got some plant fertilizer and it burned my spearmint plant. So I took it back to Walmart.

I'm sorry to hear that.  Did they replace the plant as well?

Some of the stems are dead but not all of it. Waiting to see if it survives. It smells great.

I hope it comes back.  Fertilizer is always an experimental thing. Plants are so finicky.


I got really mad at the supermarket today.  I felt like they shouldnt treat customers like that

I was unloading my groceries onto the belt to pay and they told me that the lane was closed. So i had to put it all back into my cart and change lanes.  it was ridiculous

I mean they could have just run your items instead of making you mad.


So I was on the bus back from a party and a drunk guy barfed on me at a stop lol. Most of it got on my jacket and he didnt even apologize.

Oh wow! I would have been so disgusted and outraged! What did you do?

Well I didn't want to start a fight or anything, so I just took it off and held my nose the rest of the ride. Then I washed it like 6 times lol

That must have been a terrible experience. I'm not sure that I would be able to wear that jacket again.


I found the mug my grandfather used to use every day.

Oh that is wonderful I know that means a lot to you. It has great sentimental value I am sure.

It really brought back some great memories of my childhood.

I am sure it did and I know you will treasure that mug. Put it in a special safe place on display so you see it every day..


Anytime I hear Hillary Clinton talk, I feel sick to my stomach.

Ugh, tell me about it. Her and Trump both make me feel that way.

I love Trump, I could listen to him speak all day.

He doesn't really say anything of substance in my opinion. Just vague words. But hey, to each his own!


I went to a heavy metal music festival in Las Vegas a few years ago! I had fun, but to be honest it was a bit of an emotional roller coaster.

Oh, I don't know why concerts make me feel a bit sentimental

I think it's because everybody can relate when it comes to live music. My girlfriend broke up with me the second day, but we had to stay in the same room.

That must have been horrible! I'm so sorry you went thru that


My pregnant girlfriend accidentally fell down some stairs last week. She was fine but we've been so scared that she may have lost the baby.

Well my girlfriend is. She has a doctor's appointment to check on the baby today.


Awesome!  Where are you going!  I am jealous!

I am going to visit Rome for the first time.

No I am really jealous!  I have wanted to go there for the longest time.  I am happy for you!


My moms friend had a son that passed away the other day from Cystic Fibrosis. The last time I saw the friend was when she was pregnant with this child (her only child), but my mom felt we needed to appear at the viewing anyway because of the bond they did have 16 years ago (when he was born).

Yes it is sad. It was hard when she told me and my mom to enjoy my son because she will never have grandkids. I think my heart broke when she said that.

It must be devastating for her. Do you think she'll be able to overcome the loss?


I have never cheated on a person I have been in a relationship with.

No thankfully, I feel that would be wrong to do


Yeah, I guess that will be like a vacation for you.


I was nervous driving home. It was raining hard

Gotta hate weather like that when you're trying to get somewhere. You ok?

That's good. So many peole just drive faster.


I am in shock ever since my house caught on fire while I was at work.

No, thank goodness no one was home, but their is nothing left of our house.

Hopefully you had insurance and somewhere to stay.


I was at a friends house and he had the grossest kitchen i had ever seen!

I feel like this is me. I'm clean, but I'm stuck with a dirty roommate who doesn't do dishes. And I also live in a place that is old and looks terrible to begin with. Sorry you have to deal with that, because I know I hate living in it!

Oh man at least i don't have to live with it. I don't know how people are ok with nasty homelifves.

Me either. I've always been a fairly clean person. Had to move out of my parents home for college, and both roommates I've had have been kind of messy. I don't know how people don't feel weird and uncomfortable making other people live in/clean up their mess.


i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted

That is sad. What was the gift she wanted?

wow, she is asking too much. Every kid want a horse.


My dog started looking really sick and in pain, but I didn't have the money to take him to an emergency vet, so I had to ask my parents for a loan until I got paid.

Yeah, he's fine now.  It was some kind of stomach thing, but he got medicine and rest and is good now.


I forgot to get my girlfriend a birthday present.

Oh no! I hope everything is ok! Was she mad?

Definitely mad, but I'm trying to make it up with a romantic dinner and stuff. I don't know how I overlooked this.

It can happen I bet. Just try to make this the only time, and in my experience, you're going to have to pull out all the stops with this dinner!


I feel bad that my friend is in a relationship and I secretly hope it doesn't go well.

Oh, well that doesn't sound good. But, maybe you have good reasons?

He's kinda a bad person overall so I guess I feel that it's unfair that he is in a relationship and I'm not. In my gut, really.

Oh, well, in all honesty, it probably won't last if he's a bad guy anyway.


So my daughter totally lied through her teeth right to my face yesterday.

Oh no! Hopefully that is the first time that has happened.

Nope! School called me yesterday to inform me she never showed. I asked my daughter how her day was at school and she totally played it off like she was there the entire day. had no idea i was on to her.

That is terrible! Especially since it was the whole day. Are you planning to punish her?

oh yeah. She is grounded and now has to wear a uniform to school even though the school doesn't require it. LOL

Lol.  I love it.  That is a great way to remind her of why she shouldn't lie.


I saw the biggest spider in my life near my bed this morning. I've been scared of seeing another one all day...

Whoa, that must have giving you a fright. Maybe you could pretend it is Charlotte, the benevolent spider.

Lol, that's funny. I'm trying to go about my day but I'm still afraid of like accidentally stepping on one.

Well they do like to hang out in corners. I would try not to worry too much. They are more interested in bugs.


I have a ton of work to complete to earn my degree this year.

Thank you, I have been compiling  data for 5 years, my brain is totally absorbed by it.


I was completely ready for this upcoming game.  I will win.

Basketball.  My team is going to dominate


Smelling the pollen in the summer air brings me back to when I got my first kiss.

It is! Brings me back to the good ole days when love was sweet and tender.


Went to a fast food place, and they messed up my order. I even repeated it twice, and had them double-check with me again after that! I know they're under a lot of pressure and work hard, but why is order accuracy so hard...

Oh, it doesn't really matter, but it was just McDonald's. Funny enough, they have those new self-order kiosk things, and when I do it on there, it almost always comes out right, since I'm doing it myself. Unfortunately, you can only do that inside :(

That makes sense, but yeah, human error is a very real thing, which is why self driving cars would probably be an improvement


My daughter is going to be a senior in high school this year. She is a National Honor Society student. This is such a huge accomplishment.

That is very impressive! my brother in law is starting his senior year as well

I am so proud of her and can't wait to see what the future holds for her. I'm sure it will be great things.

Certainly, does she have a college in mind?


I found an abandoned cat in an alleyway yesterday.

I took it home with me, I felt bad for it.

You are such a sweet soul. They say adopt and rescue ,don't buy


My husband always stops at the store on his way home from work.

That's really nice! What does he usually get at the store?

Mainly groceries, but he always wanders through the clearance aisles of toys and gadgets and takes forever, while we just sit and wait on him to eat dinner.

Sounds a lot like me. I love going through the toys and gadgets section to see if I can find anything for my kids.


We had a really great guest speaker at work today.

That's awesome! What did they talk about?

He was a retired FBI agent who talked about his experiences in the field in the 1970's.

Fascinating! What kind of work do you do?

I'm a role player that trains law enforcement by acting as victims or suspects.


I was at a party once and saw someone throw up all over someone else.

That is nasty, did it get on anyone else? that would not be fun

It got all over many people. It was gross.

That is so nasty, I am glad I was not there


I can relate.  What's the saddest movie you've ever watched?

hmm... that's a good question, maybe some romantic movie like notebook

Yea, that's a really emotional one for a lot of people.  I see that one mentioned a lot for tear jerkers.


I was counting on my brother to be my ride to school, and he never showed up

Yes, but I was quite late. and got yelled at by my teacher.


I came home yesterday from work and found my fish floating :(

Yeah I've had him for 37 years.  It sucked

Wow! Sounds like he had a full life. You are a good pet owner.:)


I didn't notice but I was walking around all day with a sock on my shirt!

Haha that's hilarious! Where was it at on your shirt?

Oh no! I hope your coworkers went easy on you about it. You must've had a lot of static electricity.


The other day at the store a friend called my name and I went over to introduce my daughter to her.

Well, when I went to introduce her, I called her by the wrong name!!  I literally felt like crawling under the shopping cart!

Oh god, that is horrifying! I would've wanted to hide under a rock too!


Have you ever played and old video game called Everquest?

It came out in 1999. I used to play it when i was a teen. I installed it the other day and had a good time playing.


So i yelled at my girl once and now thinking back it was so dumb of me to do that.,

Emotions run high - we all say things we don't mean. What happened?

She had a bunch of medical bills and she never saved money most the time. I just got annoyed about it.

Honestly, you got to pick one or the other. I can see how you were frustrated, but I'm glad you realize you shouldn't have yelled.


I went on a soda fast for two days so that I could pray for strength for my husband while he tried to quit smoking. I am addicted to soda so it was hard. I made it though and I was able to pray for him multiple times during the two days.

Sugar is very addicting! I'm glad you could make it

Yeah me too. The lack of caffeine made me get a bad headache that took three days to get rid of.


she is 4. She loves learning. I know she will do great this year


I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald, that game was a massive part of my childhood

I bet it brings back lots of great memories.

It sure does, I played that game for 600+ hours

I do nit think I have heard of that game. Was it pretty popular?


I am so angry my co-worker stole from me yesterday. How could they do this to me...

What was it that they stole from you there?

My YMCA membership card and some of office supplies. I've let my co-worker borrow that stuff a couple times but now they feel entitled to it so they steal from me I guess.

If they feel entitled though then maybe they are thinking that all is normal?


I feel really bad that we have to board our dog when we go on vacation next week.

oh that's sad, i am sorry for this, where are you going and what  will you do about your dog?

We are going to a place at the beach that doesn't allow pets with some friends. Our vet also has a kennel there to board dogs so I guess that's what we'll do. She'll be so sad though.

hmmm I got an idea, how about when you come back you give her an amazing time?


I just moved to a new state all by myself.

I do not know anyone here at all, so it is very hard.

Have you tried to go out and make friends?


The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed.

That's a good idea. Hopefully, you had enough room

Oh yeah, we have a large vehicle, it wasn't an issue.


I am not happy that the summer is almost over.

I really am going to miss the fun time at the pool.


Happy with my momma dog. I would've thought after all her abuse she wouldn't be that good of a momma

Its instinctive. They  pretty much know what to do by instinct.

I don't agree as humans can be terrible mothers and I have seen animals crush their own offspring..eat them or leave them. It happens! but she is trying hard to be and is very protective. It's nice. I don't have to bottle feed

That's great to hear.  I'm glad it worked out.


Every time my kids take a nap I do someting terrible.

I eat somethig sweet like ice cream. I don't let them have it lol. Its bad


This friend of mine is constantly job hopping, I don't even know what she does technically but she seems to get good jobs so easily, whereas when I left my last job I could barely get interviews.

Sometimes that depends on the industry. If she works in ones that have high turnover it's not a big of a deal as, say, an administrative job

She's in banking so there are definitely a lot of available jobs. And there seems to be a lot of turnover so you're probably right.

Well, I'm not entirely sure about the banking side but I wonder what she's looking for. Perhaps a small vs big bank culture


I recently visited my hometown after being away for 20 years!

It was so nice seeing my old house, school and the woods we used to play in. I really miss that area!

That must have made you feel pretty nostalgic!


Good Morning, for my job I review candidates and the one I had recently was far and away the best one I have ever interviewed

That is great, did you offer them the job?

Of Course! this candidate is a diamond in the rough!

Great, I hope they are not just a good interviewer, but a good worker as well!


I am looking forward to the next season of Game of Thrones!

Oh me too! I heard it will be the last one.

I am so excited just thinking about it. I can't wait!


Last week at work, I went to sit down at my desk chair and completely missed it and fell straight into the floor.

Oh my...I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Just my pride. My boss and a couple coworkers got a good view of me just flopping into the floor as documents and paperwork went flying.

Since you didn't hurt yourself I think I will have to laugh. It sounds like it was funny.


Way to go. You will be glad you did that in the future.

I know! I feel so adult like thinking about my retirement!

That market has been really lately so you should see it grow.


A while back my cat knocked over and broke my mothers urn.

Oh I am so sorry. Cats can be very mischievous sometimes.

I was so mad for the longest time but I've gotten around to not being so made about it

Yea I feel you. At the end of the day you cant blame the cat. It didnt do this on purpose.


I've been putting in a lot of work teaching my dog how to run an obstacle course. Yesterday he did amazing; he broke his old speed and wasn't distracted a single time while doing the course!

hahaha you must be so proud! How long did it take you to teach him?

Right at two months, I'd say. Was hard work but totally fun at the same time!


Last week, my car glass was broken by someone

No. There was nothing to steal. Now, I need to pay to fix it. I am already having some financial issues.

That's no good. Those windows are not cheep either. Hopefully it wont cost too much.


I was so sad when my hamster died recently due to a heart attack. Maybe I shouldn't have fed him so many cheetos. I cry every day thinking about him.

Oh I am so sorry. It's OK, it probably wasn't the cheetos that got him - rodents just don't have a long lifespan. I hope you feel better.

Thanks for the kind words. I really miss him so much. I will never find another pet quite like Bubbles.

Rest in Power bubbles. You were, I'm sure, a hamster among hamsters.


i got a letter from my grandmother in the mail today

That's nice. I always like getting letters.

did you ever have a pen pal when you were a child?

no, I never did. It might have been nice.


Is it? Do you like dressing up then? Or is it the tricks?

Dressing up with my kids. I wish it was every month.

You can make it every month! Have fancy dress parties for the kids

Why have I never thought og that. Today is now Halloween.


I felt pretty good going to the gym this morning. I had a plan of what I wanted to workout and it worked

That's awesome. Do you workout regularly?


i got invited to a trip to texas the other week


I'm a teacher and I'm back at school in two weeks.

Oh yeah, school year starts soon. Well I hope you'll have an easy year!

I'm really starting to look forward to meeting my new students

That's beautiful, looks like you've found a job that's fulfilling!


I am so ready for my first hockey game this winter.


I am upset I didn't get to go to Hawaii.


Our little dog ended up with pancreatitis.

Oh I'm so sorry. Is the little one being treated?

We tried.  We took her to an emergency vet, then our vet followed up with us for weeks.  She kinda overcame the pancreatitis, but she also had an autoimmune disease and her body started killing off her red blood cells.  She wasn't going to recover and she was in so much pain, we had to take her in to be put to sleep.

I am so sorry to hear that. I'm sure she had the bests life she could being part of your family.


My cousin used to do really weird things when we were kids

That's interesting. What kind of weird things?

What a wacko! I hope she grew out of it.


A friend let me borrow some of his old headphones and now I have lost them.

I'm going to do a complete search of my closet and if that doesn't work I will start saving to replace them.


My friend ended up in the hospital after an accident a few weeks ago, there was a period of time they didn't know if he'd make it.

Oh no, what a sad and scary situation. How are they now?

He is okay now, just dealing with a head injury and some broken bones. But yes, it was very scary. I didn't sleep for days.

I can't imagine how hard that must have been. I'm glad he is doing better!


I was running late for work this morning.

That really sucks. Did you get in trouble?

No, but I had let my dog out before I left and then forgot to let him back in and now he's gone. I feel horrible!

Awwww, that's terrible. I hope you find him!


"I got a new haircut the other day after not cutting it for years. It feels so good to have some type of change, and I feel so good about myself just from such a small change!

It only got to midway down my arms, but I never got it cut for years because I just have a fear of cutting my hair like it will never grow back or something. It was only 2 inches but looks so much better

Good, I am glad you like the new change!


So, is it wrong to not want your child to join a sport because you just don't want to have to take them to practices?

Haha! No! It's not wrong! My son played travel baseball for 6 years and we spent 6 days a week at the ballfields!

That sounds awful! I feel a bit ashamed, but I really just want to talk him out of doing it.

It's a huge commitment for him and you! If you don't think you can do it, I wouldn't sign him up. There's no shame in that!


I fell asleep waiting for my plane at the airport and someone woke me up because i was snoring too loud.

haha.  Where they mad?  and how did you react?

No they weren't made i was more mortified and i said sorry.

Yeah I bet.  I would be too.  How embarassing


I recently had a test that I spent a lot of time studying for.

Since I was really prepared and understood all of the material, I did really well.

Congratulations! Tests are always hard, it feels great when you do well.


I am sad some people I like are such bully's to others. It's a real big turn off.

I hate bullies, but they usually get what's coming to them.

Unfortunately life is unfair and I don't see that happen a lot. Just sad when someone you liked is such a mean person. When will people learn you can disagree with someone else without ripping them apart?

I know how you feel. Sometimes you just have to show them the error of their ways. If not karma will catch up with them.


I blew my budget a little this year and had some financial emergencies so I won't be able to go on a vacation this summer afterall, it's no fun.

That sucks! I cant save money at all I always overspend even just for groceries. I hope you can save up atleast al ittle money and take like a "daycation" !

That's a good idea, I didn't think about that at all! There are a few cheap things around my city I've been meaning to check out, this is a good excuse for it!

Im always living on a budget so even if you could atleast treat yourself for a day, or 1 night then do it! You deserve it I am sure you are working hard.


My friend changed carerr in her 40s and turns to be the best decision of her life

That's awesome, she sounds multi faceted.

Yea. She's definitely an inspiration. I'm glad to see her happy now.

That's human, when you live for a while you don't have to get stuff right the first time.


I like collecting survival items in case of an emergency! I will be ready for any disaster or zombie Apocalypse that comes my way!

Water, flashlights, food, weapons, solar panels, and on and on!  Nothing will take me by surprise!


Yesterday When I was coming from my office. I fell on the ground, ripping my pants.

Did you trip on something, or injure yourself?

No I did not injure myself but my pants got ripped. I was mortified, as everyone was laughing at me.

It happens to everyone at some point, Ignore the jerks and know that they will forget about it for the next thing that comes along.


I am excited for the new super smash bros game coming out for the switch soon

Sounds interesting. I'd love to check that out!


When I wrestled in high school I always expected the other guy to be way better...so I would give it everything I had

I didn't I was a cheerleader though if you want to count that.


Oh amazing! How long were you training for, and how many people did you beat?

I trained for 2 months and beat 300 people to get the gold. It was a very humid day so everyone struggled but I can only run in my lunch break when it is hottest so I was used to it

That's incredible, well done! I injured my knee a few months back, so haven't been able to run since then. so frustrating


Chaperoning a school dance recently reminded me of my own school dances I went to. I always had a great time.

Yeah, I remember mine as well. They were always a great time.

I loved dancing the night away with good friends.

That sounds like so much fun, too bad those times had to ever end.


I'm going to a Braves game tomorrow for the first time and I'm a little apprehensive.

I love baseball, I just have social anxiety and I'm a little concerned with how I will react being in such a large crowd.

I think you will be fine. If you need some alcohol to take the edge off, go for it.


I found a new stray dog eating out the dumpster last Thursday. Today I officially adopted her.

I already love her. This is the second stray I've found eating out the same dumpster. They are now sisters.

You seem to be a very compassionate person, very kindhearted.


I've been training a new girl at work this week!

She's doing great, especially for her second week on the job!


Last vacation I collected rocks to take home and remember the trip by

I do that too.. I take small tiny ones usually.  I have pieces of the grandcanyon and everything

Do you like to buy mementos and things at gift shops?

Sometimes but I like natural cool stuff better, and making collages out of brochures and free stuff I find along the way.


I got a notification on my phone that I had a package delivered and went to look for it

Too late I already took it. Just kidding, did you find it?

I did, they left it sitting in the middle of the driveway so it could get run over!

Oh, that's bad. Was there anything important in it?


i got in a car accident 2 months ago and now i get so anxious every time i need to drive somewhere

I'm sorry for that. Have you tried going to therapy?

not yet. i'm so broke i can't even afford it. I had to buy a new car and my premiums went up

I'm so sorry but you'll get there in time.


I bought a lottery ticket and have a feeling I will win.

I know my chances are not good but maybe I can get lucky.

Well, you never know. It's nice to think what you can do with the money though.


I got a package randomly in the mail today. IT turned out to be a late birthday gift!

Oh really? That must have been very exciting to get!

Yes I love unexpected gifts. It was a cute coffe mug

That sounds really entertaining. I've seen those fun coffee mugs with shapes at the bottom.


Recently there have been a few break ins.

Oh no! Did you property get broken into? Or your neighbor's property?

No, my neighbor did but that's close enough for me!

For real! Are you taking any precautions?


Yes but I am afraid I might loose my job..


My daughter just played her first soccer game and did really well. She did great!

You must be proud.  Did her team win the game?

I really was, and yes they did win, 3-1!

Impressive.   Is she looking forward to her next game?


So I have been worried about my hubs working out of state so much. But he is always calling and texting me while he's gone.

Well that's a good sign. He knows you probably miss him and he wants you to know he's thinking aboutcha.

Yeah I think I'm just paranoid, he's never done anything to hurt me in any way.

Honestly, worrying about that kind of thing is human. Literally everyone does it to some degree if they care about the other person, no matter how secure they say they are. So you're in good company!


When I got home today I realized someone had parked in my parking spot.

I do too, and I had nowhere to park my car so I had to walk a long way.


Resting in my bed in the morning is a great feeling, I feel so at ease when I don't have to rush to be anywhere.

I would love that! Give me that feeling :)

No not really. I don't have to rush but I don't wake up too happy usually. I am glad you are having a restful time. Cherish it


I'm so humbled by all the gifts we've received for our new baby... totally was not expecting it

That is such an exciting time and really nice of everyone to do that.

Yes, we moved to a different state in the middle of my pregnancy and wasn't expecting much.

That also helps relieve some stress off of you trying to get everything ready by yourselves.


We can't afford to live in our home anymore

I am sorry to hear that, I hope things improve for you a ton!


My friend was telling me how she recently bought tickets to a music festival at a discount and she offered me to buy a ticket from her if I'm interested.

Oh that sounds like a good deal! It wouldn't get her in trouble or anything right?

I don't think she will get in trouble because I won't report her, I will probably take her offer because it will be my first festival.

Oh okay. Thats up to you! I just wouldn't want my friend to get in trouble!


I'm sorry to hear that. What did you do about it?

i went to walmart to walk around and spend some money


My friend just recently posted on Facebook about a lavish vacation he is on.

Good for him. So where did he go? I will make a guess. Is it Miami?

He was in the Caribbean, I wish I made enough money to travel

Well, if i had enough money, i would travel the whole world. But unfortunately, i have to be at work even during summers


Oh my goodness! I was really stressed out the other night and ate a whole container of ice cream by myself.

A delicious delicacy! Why were you stressed?

I had a really hard test coming up and was afraid I wasn't going to pass it. I felt so bad afterwards eating all that ice cream.

Oh! Bummer. Yeah stress gets to me too! Did you end up passing it?


I passed two trials that a company put me through and I only have three left.

You got that right! I'm feeling pretty happy about my performance and I think I'll get the job!


They certainly did. And there's one left.


I love when I come home and my cat is looking out the window waiting for me.

I love cats! Does your cat like to snuggle with you?

Oh yea! She's the sweetest, funniest thing.

That is so cute! We have a cat too but he stays outside on the farm. He is best friends with our chickens!


I am on vacation in Bali and I want to move here so badly. It is the most beautiful place in the world!

That sounds awesome! What's your favorite part of your vacation so far?

I love hiking through the rice fields and the fruit here is out of this world!!


I left my wallet on the train last week, i was so relieved once i had found out it was returned back in.

Close call! i would be pretty upset to lose my wallet.

I was at the time! It had a ton of cash and cards in too.

wow, lucky it got turned in with cash in it. Be more careful in the future! hah


rent my home with arnb to a young couple. When I came back, I found my home totally destroyed. They even took a dump in the living room.

That is a real bummer. I hope you got a security deposit. They won't be getting that back.

The security deposit don't cover enough for the damages they did. I feel totally destroyed.

Make sure to leave feedback on their profile. Hopefully they can't get any more rentals.


My grandma was very sick and unable to get around very easily.

I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anyone who's there to help her?

No, so I decided to go stay with her so that I could take care of her until she was better.

That was nice of you.  My parents did the same with my grandparents.  She's very fortunate to have you.


I just saw the most gross and disturbing thing running down the street. It was a backed old man.


I get to go the the zoo tomorrow! They opened an exhibit showcasing two of my favorite animal, the sloth!

They have sloths, hippos, elephants, bears!

Oh wow, I love hippos and I don't know what sloth look like will let google help me out :)


I started my new job last week and already I feel part of the team.

That's great. Getting good coworkers is so hit or miss sometimes.

It is and that's why I was nervous but the staff was so kind and open.

That sounds like a wonderful place. I'm kinda jealous hahaha.


My daughter made us late on the first day of school

she went back to sleep when she was supposed to be getting ready

ah yea mine does that.. i have a spray bottle for days like that :)


It was my birthday and my partner's gift was a hand watch. I am very grateful to have her in my life

Even if it was not luxurious, i perceived it to be special and i much appreciate this gift


Sometimes when people honk in traffic I don't know whether to get angry or be glad!

Honking is a way to communicate. In some countries they honk just to let another driver they are there.

Exactly, I think a lot of people are too cautious while driving, which makes things even less safe

Going too slow can be just as dangerous as going too fast. Especially in the fast lane!


I'm very much looking forward to buying a house.

Hopefully next year. I've been in my apartment 5 years now


I was feeling so optimistic about getting a new job at Houston a while back

That is great! Did you manage to land the job?

Yeah actually, i am still working on it. So much fun!

I'm glad to hear that! As long as you keep working hard and trying your best you can do it!


i felt bad when i coulnt get my daughter the gift she wanted

Yeah. It's tough sometimes. But maybe taught her a valuable lesson?


I wanted to go to a writing conference. It is a huge and allows you to meet so many people. Unfortunately, something else came up and I had to cancel. I felt so bad that I wouldn't be able to go.

I am so sorry that you couldnt go as I can see this was so important to you.  Why did you have to cancel?  Must have been something important come up!

We thought we were going to have to move at the exact same time. It turns out we didn't move after all! But it still would've been hard because it was so expensive.

Im sorry you that happend to you.  DO you write books?


I applied for a better position within my job, crossing my fingers I hear positive news!

That is great you showed the initiative to apply.  It is common to be a bit nervous.

Just think positive thoughts and I am sure you will get the news shortly


So, after 10 years of service at my job, they're going to lay me off.

The company is apparently downsizing...they say my name came up randomly.

Riiiight...that's a stupid lie if I've ever heard one. Fight this if you can! After 10 years, they should be promoting you if anything.


I have recently become vegan and I am very impressed with the food

That is interesting. Do you miss meat or dairy at all?

I had to start eating this way because of health reasons and I have found some amazing recipes on Pinterest.   It makes me not miss meat or dairy at all

That is good to hear. I wish you the best of luck with your new diet.


I had a doctor's appointment last week and had to wait over an hour to see him.

I was. I actually scheduled the first appointment of the day just to make sure that didn't happen!

Wow, you prepared for this type of thing and it still happened? I would express my annoyance with the doctor for sure


Someone backed into my truck and broke the tail light.

A couple hundred for the new tail light.

I'm insured but, if i claim someone else hitting me my insurance goes up...

Whats the point of having an insurance company if you can't use it?


I felt really lonely when my dog tom passed away last month

Oh god.. so sorry to hear that.. May i ask how did Tom pass?

He was old. He was my childhood dog and he was always with me all the time

I can feel your emotions. Find peace in knowing that Tom is at a better place now


I'm sorry to hear that. How long were you together?

Well, hang in there. I know it sucks but eventually the right person will come along


Its storming really badly herer and there were branches blown onto the street when I was driving home.

That doesnt sound very safe.  I hope you dont lose power

Me too.  Its a little crazy outside right now.


I'm excited for Red Dead Redemption 2 to come out!

Yes, sadly I'm still an adult who still gets excited about video games.


I look after my pet amphibians called axolotls. They're so sweet and very important to me. I always make sure they're happy and healthy.

That's awesome. How many axolotls do you have?

I have two - one that's dark as night, and another one with freckled white skin and black eyes. I really love taking care of them.

What made you interested in having axolotls as pets?


I waited for my sister all day today. She was 6 hours late

I have no idea. I didn{t get to do anything I planned today because I had her kids.

I'm so sorry. I hope she makes it up for her.


seeing your love one dying frightened me. I cant control myself to think about it.

well, for one I am not prepared and for two this is the first time I felt this.

Think of positive thinks instead, you have control over that.


do you watch cricket? I hope Australia will win the world cup

No, I don't. What are the teams playing?

there are 10 teams around the world, Its gonna happen next year. Eagerly waiting for it


I think all my colleagues understood my ideas very well

I made a successful presentation in my work.


that's cool. what kind of job did you apply for?

It's at a law firm. I am counting on getting it.

that would be amazing. i hope it works out for you.


I've started working with a lathe and I made this wooden cup with it. That doesn't sound like much but using a lathe is so hard! So everything I drink out of it tastes that much better, haha.

What is a lathe, I am not familiar with it

Do you know how you spin clay on a pottery wheel to make rounded shapes? A lathe is sort of the opposite, it rotates a piece of wood and you use instruments to shave or carve out pieces of it. You know those rounded parts of bedstands? That'd be the kind of thing you might use a lathe to make. Or baseball bats, ect.

Oh okay, that is interesting, I will need to look into that, sounds awesome to me!


Someone cut me off in traffic this morning.

I hate other drivers.  It seems like they are getting worse every day.  Did you honk at them or anything?

I did because they almost swerved into me and killed me! I was so mad!

I would be too.  I'm happy you didnt get into an accident or even worse, killed!


It's really quiet around here right now. No one's at work besides me and the security guard downstairs

Eek! Sounds pretty scary! I hate to be alone at night.

Yea, so do I. You'd think I'd get a lot done, but it's just so quiet.

Yeah pretty creepy. Turn on some music or something so you don't get too nervous or anxious.


My wife and kid have been out of town for a week. I am so bored being all by myself in this empty house.

Must be really lonely. You're not trying to go on a guys' night out or anything?

Yeah, it is, and no guys night for me.  I am trying to save money.  I just miss having them around!

That's really sweet! Maybe they miss you, too.


I just found a dead squirrel in our basement. Something was stinking and it was that. I want to throw up because I have to clean it out.

Dang, I guess you should get on that, hopefully you drew straws or something, but at least you found the source!

Ha ha, yeah.  My husband is out of town so I'm stuck with it.  Might just pick it up with the broom and throw it out with the broom! True that.  Stank!

Or get the cat on that, all they do is sleep anyway


So I saw a guy at the gas station yesterday and he was over 40..listening to nasty rap and of course he got out to use the free air pump then just THREW it on the ground. They constantly have to replace it and it's the only free one in the area.

Oh, that sound alful! Some people have zero respect for others belonging and even less for things we all need to share.

I know right? It is so ghetto in my neighborhood but I just cannot stand people who behave that way. Yes zero respect and zero care for even their own things, let alone others. Its sad.

It is sad. Espically since if the same people acted like they cared and wanted to they could help make the enviroment better for everyone.


I really dont mind when my girlfriends goes out on a girls night.

i'm the same way with my wife, i trust her.

We have been together long enough. I know she wont do anything stupid.

thats a good feeling, i wish yall the best


I had an issue with my credit card and they put me on hold for 45 min before I even spoke to someone!

Talk about annoying! Companies need to hire more people so we aren't sitting around on hold!

Yes I spent more time on hold than speaking to a represaentative


I played Ice Hockey when i was younger and i wasn't that great at first.

My first goal ever after 5 years ended up being in my last season of playing. So it took me long but i am was happy in the end.


I put off changing my kids diaper for 5 minutes. Poop ended up leaking out in front of many other people.

Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. With five kids, that has happened to me multiple times. I can commiserate!

I was picking my oldest up from school. I really thought he'd be fine for 5 minutes.


Yesterday, I took a flight. During the flight, I went to toilet and a woman came just after me. She kept knocking on the door repeatedly, aggressively and multiple times.

Haha.  Makes it hard to take care of business, and you'd think she'd get the hint from the locked door!  I would have sat longer "just because."

She made me mad. She considering that normal. I told she should take a seat in first class so she could have a toilet for herself.

Maybe her first class seat should be on the royal porcelain seat!


My company just got a huge order from a Fortune 500!

I'm not 100% sure what that means, but that sounds exciting, especially if you're excited about it. Congratulations! Hopefully that means you guys will just keep getting bigger and bigger.

Yep. It means we are anticipating a lot of work and a lot of money. So pay raises for everyone!

That sounds awesome. I hope everyone is prepared for the next step so that you guys can keep getting better.


Yeah.  I cooked her a catfish dinner!  It was delicious.

I love catfish! I'm glad you were able to enjoy a nice celebration with your mom.


A couple years ago, my friend died from an overdose. We were not super close but it was fun hanging out and I felt very shocked when I heard the news.

That is really sad. Many people I grew up with have passed from overdose. It's tragic.

I agree, I thought the war on drugs was meant to combat or maybe even make ground against this. I don't think it is working.

I don't believe it is either. I'm so sorry to hear about your friend.


My friend is having a minor surgery today but he is apprehensive about it. I am worried for him as well too.

Minor surgery is still surgery.  I understand that it can be scary for anyone.

Especially if its your first.  He will have to be anesthetized.

That is a surreal feeling, I understand his apprehension.


I got accused of something at work today.

Im guessing it wasnt your fault? Do you know whos it was?

I wasn't even at work the day it happened, yet they still insist it was me.

That sounds like sabotage to me. Is there any way to prove you werent there? I would be furious.


It's great! She really didn't think she would be accepted.


I feel very happy that I moved out in the country. I thought I was a city person but I guess not.

I bet you can see the stars and hear all sorts of wildlife at night.

Oh yes. It was hard to get used to at first but now I barely notice it.

All that outside noise can become so soothing if you left it.

Yes I think so. I especially enjoy this night owl that hoo's everynight.

Living out in the woods can really make you put things in perspective too.

Sure does. Your welcome to visit any time my friend.

Thanks that is quite the offer. How kind.


I came home, and my wife showed me a picture in 4d of our future baby, my heart speeded so fast!

oh wow. Do you know whether it will be a boy or girl yet?

We choose to wait! but the amount of happiness in my body is tremendous! never felt this way before.


I work at an animal shelter and it's such rewarding job. It feel so good to be taking care of the animals there.

My daughter is thinking about that career track.  Is it hard though when an animal doesn't make it?

Yeah it really is, but we try our best if that is likely to minimize the pain.

That would be the only thing that would keep me from it.  I admire those that care for our animals, so thanks to you for being you.


I was very happy last week helping an elderly women bag her groceries

What a lovely woman, and you're lovely, too!


My kitten managed a huge jump today that she hasn't made before.

Oh, How amazing!  So cute seeing kittens jump!  What kind of kitten do you have?


I have a hole in the sole of my only pair of shoes.

Aw, that's no good, are you going to buy new ones or patch them up?

I'm too poor to do either, so I'll just have to keep suffering along.

Sorry to hear that, hopefully someone will help you out with that.


My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted.

I have no idea. Maybe he was irked about the food I put out for him the other day.

If he wasn't happy with the food, there arebetter ways to tell you.


So I was walking my dogs today and I tripped over Boomer's feet! As if that wasn't bad enough I was in front of the school and everyone saw me fall that was dropping off their kids

Oh no! Did anyone come over to help or did you try to get out of there asap?

LOL you know I was up and gone in a flash. I wanted to melt into the concrete lol

One thing I've learned is that it might be embarrassing for a couple minutes but most of the time, an hour later, nobody will remember what happened.


I like going to country craft shows. Makes me feel old fashioned.

There's some decent benefits to doing things the old way.

Got anything specific you like to be traditional about?


I have never felt more anticipation than the months I waited to hear if I got accepted into grad school or not.

I bet! Have you gotten any word back yet?

Yes I got accepted! It was worth the wait.

Congratulations! You're going to do wonderful, I just know it!


I am so behind on my housework. I have a pile of laundry that I've been neglecting...

Oh, I hate it when that happens. Makes you feel disorganized in your thoughts even.

Yes, I feel like a slob! I really need to get it under control!

Take a day and devote it just for the house. That's what I do. I always feel so much better the next day that's not on my back.


My wife is at the doctor's, and I think we might be getting good news about a new addition to our little family.

Oh we don't know yet! I hope it's not just a tummy ache she's having.


Last week driving to work, I got pulled over for speeding.

Only a couple miles over. It's always a terrible thing to see those lights in your mirror.

I hate getting pulled over too. Especailly for something silly like being a couple of miles an hour over the speed limit


My mom sent my a bunch of stuff from my childhood the other day. It was really nice to see a lot of it.

What kind of things did she give you?  Were they things that you asked for before?

It was mostly old comics and toys she had had in her attic for years. She just wanted to clear out some space, and I was happy to take them off her hands.

I would be the same way.  I don't trust anyone to hold on to my comics other than myself.


I arrived at work and my office had a cake and balloons for my birthday. I want expecting anything because my birthday wasnt until Sunday.

aww, that's so sweet of your co workers! You're definitely appreciated there

It did make me feel nice. They really got me though. I had no idea they were doing that.

I love surprises like that! What kind of cake did they get?


I tried out for the broadcasting club to do the announcements at school. I really wanted to get in!

That sounds exciting? Did you get in to the club?

I did! I remember being so happy at that moment, even though it was 25 years ago!

Wow, it's always nice when we get something we really want. Especially if we have to compete for it.


My coworker constantly calls in.  The last couple weeks he had only come in on Fridays.  We made a friendly bet last night if he would come in today and I was pretty shocked when he actually was here on a Wednesday.

That is crazy! How is he still employed?

He went on disability.  He actually was my old roommate so I know he just doesnt like working but at the same time has anxiety issues so he can go that route to not get fired.  It definitely doesnt look good for him though.

That makes people look bad. I have severe anxiety and still go to work. I get that things are hard but.... its bad to never come in.


We just got a new puppy! Our old dog passed away recently but this new one is such a pleasure to be around.

I am sorry to hear about your dog passing away. But, I'm happy you have a new friend in the new one.

Thank you. Yeah he's been awesome! It feels good to have another animal that needs you.

It's good you were able to find new companionship in your new dog. Congratulations on your new pet.


My neighbors decided to have a party last night and they played loud music until 1 AM.  It really got on my nerves.

Oh I bet you wanted to over there and yell at them. Some people are so inconsiderate.

And this is not the first time either.  You are right, so people are very selfish and it is frusterating.

If it is too bad you should file a noise complaint with the police. Sometimes that is the only way to get the message across.


The loud roars also make my dog shake and run to the basement

Well the basement is the safest place. I freak out over thunder, too.

My dog never used to do that, it was only just recently that he started doing that.


My cat somehow figured out how to open the cabinet and stole a bag of treats.

Wow that is very clever. I would have never thought that could happen.

Right? I wasn't even mad about it, I was astounded by his ingenuity.

That is incredible. I wonder what else you can train him to do.


I forgot my mom's birthday was 2 days ago

Oh wow, I'm sure she will understand! My send some nice flowers and a sorry card.

A mothers love is unconditional, she will forgive you :)


I am hyped for the new super smash bros game coming out for the switch soon

Haha every character ever, right? I bet that will be fun

It sure will be, I am super excited for it, plus they will add more characters I am sure

Yup. I heard it's all of them and it will be the biggest smash ever!


A bird fell out of a tree next to my house. I am now the mother and taking care of her. We are developing such a beautiful relationship.

That's so sweet.  What kind of bird is it?

I think it is a love bird. She thinks I am the mother and it is so cool when she walks all over me and comes when I call her. I have never had a pet bird before.


I'm in the middle of breaking down some pork shoulder. I have to slow cook for an eternity haha, it's going to be so tasty.

I will mail you some, haha! I'm cooking a lot of it, I will be set for a very long time.

I will take that offer, I could eat pork shoulder every day.


Dang, that must have been difficult to clean up, what did you eat after that?

My friend was really looking forward to it. We had ramen instead.


I got my cat room, turtle cage and everything else clean yesterday. I went in to the day hoping to get all of it done and I did.

Awesome! I wish I was more productive sometimes. It would really make my life easier

I hear! I let depression get to me at times. I went in to the day hoping to get all of it done and I did. It's nice when you get everything accomplished you need too.

Absolutely. If only if only lol. Maybe I should get a better alarm too so I get up earlier


I am such a sugar addict. I ate most of my kids' Halloween candies. I blamed it on their friends instead.

That is amusing to hear. I hope your kids did not cry for their candies

Well they were upset but I let them pick some more candies out at the store. It was wrong of me to eat their candies.

It was wrong of course. I hope you kids would never find out that it was their parent who ate all of their candies


I think I did well I prepared as much as I could have.

That's awesome. When will you get your results?


I'm so ready for fall to come around, I love layering and scarves

Yes! I'm excited to start wearing some nice leather booties


My husband and I decided to get another dog. I was nervous to tell his parents about it.

Haha why is that? Do you already have too many?

We have 2 dogs already, but they are older. His parents can be a bit judgmental if they don't totally agree with our decisions.


(Sorry yes daycares do have a way to log in- ask them so you can ensure she is safe) I am losing weight again and it's been hard with my stress, age and after surgery. I love feeling the new areas I am thin!

I will look into that thank you so much thats kind of you! Any special diet or fitness online you are following? I know you can do this.

I do keto! I can't do so much cheese or meat if its not organic. But I found out about natural sugar substitues like Xylitol (wow!!) as I have a sweet tooth- But fasting and only eating two meals has done WONDERS for me!

I recently read about fasting myself! I tried it for a whole few days and of course stopped. I wish I had your determination! I wish you a lot of luck. :)

Oh you should try keto with it- as it keeps you FULL and you don't get hungry so it's possible! Try doing 16 hours- Not eating breakfast until 4 hours or so after getting up. It regenerates your organs, skin everything and SO much energy!

I have a few friends doing keto and you seem to really like it so I am going to give it a go! Ill try your advice. thank you!


i saw a kid by himself crying at the store

i tried. he lost his parents. i helped him find them

That is so caring of you! Good on you for being a good Samaritan!


I was shocked when my parents bought me a new car for graduation

Wow that is a nice surprise! You must have done very ywell.

I suppose so, I just was not expecting it at all


I was at the store and I dropped my wallet without knowing. Luckily some nice man gave it to me later in the trip! I was so surprised!

Wow, thats really lucky of you.  Its good to find nice people out there

It is! That has never happened to me before!

Good thing you found that guy and not someone else


I left the front door unlocked this morning and our dog got out. I can't believe I would be so careless.

I'm sure that he will turn up soon. I really hope that you find him.

We have been driving around all evening looking for him. He really is my best friend.

Maybe check your local animal shelters? Sometimes they are taken there by people who find them.


I live in a hurricane zone. Every year it seems like hurricanes make my life miserable.

that terrifying, i am scared to death of hurricanes

Well I am wishing this year is quiet. I could really use a break from the stress!

that is understandable! were you effected by harvey?


I am ready for anything that could possibly happen.

That's good, you sound very prepared and I'm sure it'll be alright.


i was happy to see that i got the day off from work

Well done. What are you going to do with it?


My friend hasnt been feeling well lately.

That's too bad. What seems to be wrong with him?

His heart has been beating real fast lately.

Doesn't sound good at all. Has anyone taken him to get it checked out?


I got home for lunch and found a bat outside on my front porch. It probably has rabies. Bats shouldn't be out during the day.

Doesn't rabies cause sensativity to light? Either way I would freak out...

It can but, it also causes anmails to behave erratically... like bats wadering around in the middle of the day.

Oh yeah, gotcha. I really don't like animals that are small and move quickly


I am going back to school after 15 years

Wow that,s exciting! What are you planning on majoring in?

I was a psych major before. I am going to see how well that goes first. I might be too old to remember all that stuff

That's a very interesting field. Are you nervous?

I am because everyone will probably be younger, but I am determined to get a degree.


I used to be the skinny one in my friend group.

If I could I wouldnt be having this conversation


A blue 67 mustang drove by earlier and it reminded me of the one my dad had when I was a kid.

That sounds like a classic car. Did you used to ride in it with your dad a lot?

I did, we worked on it a lot and took it street racing on the weekends. We had to hide it from my mother lol

Haha that's awesome! Sounds like you had a fun time with it!


I tried OkCupid last year for the first time...the first girl I met was decent in the pictures, but turned out to be a bombshell in person...


Nice. I wish someone would send me a package like that!


I felt most lonely when we first moved overseas, my husband then had to travel out of *that* country for business -- AND I had a new baby!

Congratulations! Where did you travel from and where did you end up?

From Santa Fe to Hong Kong -- ultimately a fantastic adventure. And I ended up with a wonderful group of friends. Expats bond quickly!

That must have been quite the culture shock, glad it all worked out though!


Growing up poor helped me appreciate the simpler things in life.  I was enthusiastic and content with the littlest things, like trips to McDonald's after Sunday Mass followed by walks on the beach and window shopping at the mall.  Some people may cherish an affluent childhood but I feel like I'm at an advantage fiscally, psychologically, and spiritually because I can never take any small thing for granted

I can absolutely see where you're coming from! Growing up my parents were neither wealthy nor very poor, but I feel like I had a great childhood.

That's cool.  Would you say these days you're living a minimalistic or lavish lifestyle

I live pretty minimalist. I have the things I need to enjoy life, like a home gym and a gaming computer while being able to afford living essentials. It doesn't take much for me to be happy.


Do you? You should trust her, that's what marriage is about!

I was engaged to a woman who cheated on me.


I get ridiculously angry when people fail to control their children in busy places

oh man!! tell me about it. that is the thing i hate the most also!

Especially in supermarkets or busy shops. I want to shout a them.

i dont blame you.i also feel like telling them something. but i hold my tongue


My 6 year old tried to play a video game but couldn't understand how the controller worked. A few days later she was playing no problem!

Kids pick those things up quickly.  And it'll help with her hand-eye coordination, reading - all sorts of things!

Yea, i was pretty proud of her, especially since things are more complicated now than when i was a kid.

Yeah.  Back when the only buttons on a controller were Start, Select, A and B!


I lost my friend to a heart attack. He was only 35.


i had a huge test today,but i was ready!

Sounds like you prepared well, congratulations! What do you think you got?

grades will be posted tonight but i feel very good about it

That's always a good sign.  When you feel good about it, you did well.


I sometimes worry about the future and what would happen to the world with global warming and all this political turmoil.

I' am specially worried about future generations and what kind of world they will inherit.

i am too, i hope we can make a change before it is too late