After months of DIY projects I spent the two days before my wedding getting everything ready. We made all of the bouquets and flower arrangements, my mother an I made all of the food, and we got the reception space ready the day before the wedding. It was a lot but I felt really prepared.

That is wonderful to have a personal touch for your wedding. It makes it all the more special.

Everything went over really well, except I put the song I walked down the aisle to on a CD and the stereo we had didn't take CD's! Thank goodness for smart phones, my cousin downloaded the song and had an aux cord so it worked out.

That's great that you had a backup plan for that. It sounds like it was great and I bet everyone was very impressed!


The other night I was having this dream where I felt like I was getting rained on. It was a really weird feeling.

Did the dream feel like it was really happening? Strange indeed.

Well I eventually opened my eyes and saw my dog was licking me all over. I was so shocked I was speechless for a bit.

Hah! So all that time you were just feeling your dog licking you! Weird how that works.


This morning I was running late for work, and I got so mad at the driver in front of me!

Was the person one of those one people who goes like 5 miles an hour in a 65?

No, but I do hate those, too! We were in bumper to bumper traffic, and this woman is putting on her makeup.  She doesn't notice when the car in front of her moves, and we miss the light. Ugh!

The question is, did the woman at least do a good job ( from what you could see)?


I had to have this oral surgery once, I remember it very well because it was an uncommon procedure. They had to go up in my gums and attached a chain to one of my eye teeth and sew it back up and then once everything healed the orthodontist pulled the tooth down slowly over several months by attaching the chain to my braces.

I hate the dentist, they poke and prod so much.

Yeah, it was the orthodontist but my teeth are so straight and pretty now, it sure was painful and hard to put faith in someone over 5 years of surgeries and appliances in my mouth and all that jazz. I remember asking everytime, is this really going to be worth it?

I had braces growing up too, the worst part for me was the molding!


I had an emergency and needed cash. I am glad that that my friend agreed to lend me

I've been in the same predicament. My lease was coming up and I needed a deposit for a new apartment and my friend was able to help me out.

I felt very grateful and the trust that I had in him even quadrupled. I hope more people would be like this

I agree. If more people were compassionate like that then maybe the world wouldn't be as messed up.


That is unbelievably frustrating.  I know exactly what you mean.  What rules do they not respect?

My husband and I sat down with them and told them that the kids are not to use a door that doesn't shut properly, not to use the inflatable pool until we get home (it isn't level and if you put just a little bit of pressure in one spot, the pool water will start to overflow the top and destroy the yard), and no shoes in the bedroom. When we got home, they had broke all 3 of those rules.

Unbelievable!  Those are pretty simple rules to follow.  What are you going to do now?


I found some milk that was way back expiring at work in the back of the fridge.

Yeah I had to dispose of it, but wow was it gross.

oh ok, that good you took safety precaution and others from getting harm by doing that, welldone


I lost my mind and temper, when i have been told i won't be promoted

That must've really upset you. Did they explain why?

yeah it did, it was deserved one but they didn't explain and i am so angry right now!!

Definitely take some time to vent out your anger. It's totally undestandable.


My girlfriend is out of town and I feel all alone.

In about three days. It's not long but I do miss her.


I have always wanted a dog and I came home yesterday to find that my sister got a dog for me.

that was so nice of her i bet you was so happy you much be very special to her

I was really happy! It was so nice of her to surprise me like that.

one day i wanted a rabbit and my mom got me one she told me not to feed it food and i gave it house food and it die lol


So excited to get my marks back from chemistry.

It's organic chemistry, quite difficult so I was shocked at my 95%.

Yikes. organic chemistry was the last chemistry class I took.     Yuck reaction mechanisms... sn1 sn2 etc.

Exactly it's difficult to remember all that stuff.

Depends on what way you're talking about Maybe physics 1 or maybe calc II.  Thats where things really started to come together for how things work +  the math to understand how things work.


I was walking my motorcycle out of a parking spot a couple of weeks ago and accidentally laid it on its side. I felt humiliated, especially since there were a bunch of people that saw me drop it.

It's all good.  All it really hurt was my ego!


its too quiet now the kids are back in school

then you should instigate something in school!!


I entered a writing contest. I thought I might have a chance to be a finalist. I was excited.

I was a finalist. It was so exciting. Even though I didn't win, it had a lot of advantages.


I was sitting on my couch the other day, when my two year old came out of nowhere, and threw my phone at my head. It hurt really bad.

Oh jeez, did you ask him why he did that?

Sometimes he is just trying to be helpful, and hand me things.  I think sometimes he just gets too excited to be helpful, and clocks me in the face.


We're taking a family trip to the lake this Sunday to go fishing. I'm looking forward to it, since I really like fishing but haven't been in a while.

That is great, I have never been fishing before

It's pretty relaxing! It doesn't require much out of you, so if you enjoy being out with nature (and getting something good to eat while you're doing it), it's a fun time.


I know you won't believe me, but I just won the lottery!

You did! - That's amazing! How much money did you win???

I won one billion dollars, and I only have to share it with five other winners!

Wow- that's a huge amount of money! What do you plan on doing with it?


I ran a red light yesterday because I didn't think anyone was out on the road at 2AM. But a cop managed to nail me.

oh man, i'm glad you didn't get into an accident though. please be careful next time. did he give you a ticket?

I did get a ticket. I was so embarrassed because it was the first time I ever got one.

At least he didn't take your driver's license and tow your car


The other day I had a deep craving for Chik-Fil-A.

I understand that one,they are my favorite place to eat

Mine too. So I drive there and pull in the parking lot and it's completely empty. I then realized it was Sunday.

That has happened to me too many times to count


Hey, how's it going? I was just thinking about my highschool days & I got really emotional.

Aw, really? Was it a long time ago, or did you graduate recently?

Oh, it was a loooooong time ago, actually. I was just remembering all the good times when I was a cheerleader, all the games we won & lost & all the great friendships.

I graduated a long time ago too -- 1985. Those were great times for me too. I feel sentimental about it.


Nothing much. I just got to spend most of the day reading and relaxing.

I love days like that, with two gets that would be the best day for me as well!


I was on my way to work and I met a stranger who offered me a ride to work.

Well that was nice.  Do you normally walk?

No I don't usually walk but that day my car was in the shop.

Have you stayed in contact with the person that gave you a lift?


So last time I was at my parents I decided to drive through my old neighborhood growing up. The field we used to play sports was still there. I cant stop thinking about how much fun we had there.

Must have been really nostalgic. Did you think about going to play on that field again?

I did. but it was cold out so I just drove by. I wonder if some of my old friends parents still live around there. That was a good time. Being young and playing with friends.

Childhood seems to be a great time for most, but then we wanted to grow up too fast.


I'm going to ask this girl I've been talking online with for a while out on a date.

that is awesome good for you, how long have you been talking

well i hope everything goes very well for you


We made sure to board up for the hurricane coming.

We are in Miami, Florida 1 mile from the beach. .

I wasn't even aware there was a hurricane.


My coworkers threw me a welcome-back party when I returned from maternity leave.

That is so nice!  Did you get lots of presents?

Yes, they got me a coffee mug and some baby clothes. It was a nice surprise!

So fun.  Did you have your baby? Congratulations on your pregnancy!


i felt lonely because i have never been left all by myself before

You should find something interesting to do.

Go hand out with friends or host a night over sleep,that would be fun.


Last year, late at night someone stole my phone.

Was it a smartphone? Maybe you can track it ?

It was my flip phone, it was the only one that I had.

Aw, that sucks. Did you get a new phone?


When I was a young kid, I stole some comic books from the local grocery store.

My mother found out and made me walk them back into the store and give them to the manager. That was a humbling experience.


Tell your buddy I said congrats! What team was it?

It's a high school basketball team! I will.

Awesome! Maybe a recruiter from a good college will see them play and give them a scholarship!


I went by my old school, and so much has changed.

Yea, it does. Took me a moment to recognize the place.

I wonder what my old school looks like now


There is suppose to be a huge storm coming. I went to the store and got supplies so i am ready.

That's a good idea! It's always smart to be on the safe side.

We usually don't have horrible storms so i never do it, but i have heard this one is going to be a bad one.  i just want to be ready

I've done that as well where nothing ends up happening but I bought all this stuff. You never know what could happen though.


My roommate just moved away. Now I am in a one bedroom but I miss having someone around.

sorry to hear that , try and keep busy or find a hobby eventually you will get over it, its just gonna take a bit of time

I think I might join a gym. I kind of miss having someone around.

the gym is a great place to start , make new friends and get fit


My daughter kept talking to me while I was trying to work. I didn't get much done at all.

That's a shame, I'm sorry. Does she have anything to keep her occupied while you work?

Yes, plenty of toys, books, TV, pets, homework. It's not easy getting any work done in my house.

I believe that, a lot of people think because you're at home that you have time for things other than work.


So I was at a friends house and our kids were running around playing games. While chasing eachother my small child bumped into a vase that fell over and broke! My friend was so understanding but I still felt really bad! I helped clean it up with her.

if they have kids I'm sure they understand. Sometimes you just can't have nice things.

It was not even that it was nice or expensive, It was just a gift from someone and meant alot to her sentimentally, and its like, what do you do? Replacing it wont make it better

Yeah, thats too bad. But, I can understand her side too. Sometimes things can't be replaced.


I got a brand new car from my dad, it is an expensive car and I love it.

Wow, how amazing of your dad! We're you surprised?

I was indeed surprised, I was not expecting it. I have always tried to be a good child.

It sounds like your dad really loves you! To gift you something like that. :)


I can't believe Matt Ryan got 30 million.

He is a Superbowl caliber QB, so I guess he deserves it.


yea i was so mad he even tried that garbage


Yeah, they're sometimes hard starts to the week. Did anything bad happen to you this monday, or was it just slow-moving? Hopefully things pick up for you.

I was fired from my job. Who does that on a Monday?

Man, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you can recover.


In these uncertain times, it's easy to be happy that I have a roof over my head.

I think we can find little things to be thankful for wherever we look.

I am thankful for every day I get to spend with my children.


I have been faithful to my girlfriend of almost 3 years now

Glad to hear that,  I hope you continue to be faithful to her in the future.

I plan on it, I cannot stand cheaters, that is my biggest no go

I agree, is you are not happy in a relationship anymore you should first end it and only after be with someone else.


I've got all my fishing gear packed up. I'm ready for tomorrow morning.

OMG I am so jealous I love fishing.  Where are you going?

We're going to be fishing near black duck bay.

Fun times!  I did a little beach fishing not long ago at New Smyrna.  I hope you catch some cool fish!

The weather is supposed to be ideal. We should do good.


My boyfriend came home with a brand new car for me, one that I really wanted.

Yes, I was shocked and happy at the same time!

Well, you did say it was one you really wanted. How nice of him to do that for you.


Thank you! i appreciate it.  I am happy I have a chance to live my life still and make something of it. WITHOUT abuse anymore.

Some people make it to the other side. I'm glad ou did.


I lsot my job the other day and am pretty lost myself.

I hate sayings, but the one that goes, "Tough times don't last, but tough people do," really applies. Life is long. You have plenty of time to change your fortune, and you seem self aware enough to do it. I hope you can work your way back up.

Wow thank you for the kind words. I will do my best :0

Of course, but it doesn't really matter what I say, or what I think. You already knew all that stuff anyway. Everyone has to have confidence in themselves. Someone else's confidence makes no difference. But as long as you're alive, you've got a chance.


I  was super stoked when my mom brought me dinner the other day and she knew just what I wanted, without asking.

Wow, mothers have the best instincts when it comes to their children.

True! Moms are so giving and selfless. Mine is all the time.

Exactly, take care of her. She is a treasure.


I love mystery boxes in games! Unfortunately I usually don't get anything good.

That sounds fun!  What are they exactly?

Almost any game that has an online component! Like right now I play The Secret World and it has mystery boxes.

It sounds like you really enjoy it!  Good for you!


I miss old times when my grandma was with us.

Yes, I lost her about 10 years. She was so kind and a good listener.

That is exactly how I would describe my grandma.  YOu are lucky to have had her


I'm glad you are okay. That sounds terrifying!


When I am in nature I feel good that this world is exactly as it should be. Everything is moving along to Gods plans.

That is a great mindset to have!  You must feel very happy and content!

Yes, when I am in nature. :) But when I come to the big cities I feel like it is the devils playgrounds


She gonna buy a new laptop which is my dream one.

Aw I know that feeling since I had a big brother.


My dog, riley had to be put to sleep due to congestive heart failure

I am so sorry to hear about Riley, I know he was an important part of the family. How is everyone holding up after the news?

It was one of the hardest things I had to go through but I know that Riley is not suffering anymore so that helps

Yes that is true. You know there is peace in another place. He will always be remembered.


Unfortunately it didn't work out so well

England lost in the World Cup soccer semi-final, such a disappointment!

That was a hard watch. They were a strong young team and should have won but missed a few chances in the first half.


My husband broke his back in a car wreck a couple of years ago. For 2 week after we came home the church brought us dinner every night.

He is doing amazing. We didn't want them to quit bringing food. It was so good.

I'm sure it was a great comfort to you. Food is a great way to tell someone you care.


MY daughter is always glued to her phone.

A lot of kids these days are addicted to technology. Does she listen to you often?

50% of the time. It's annoying because I tell her something and thirty minutes later she asks what I said.

That sucks. How old is she because if she is young she may grow out of it


While in grad school I missed out on a Foo Fighters concert my friends went to; I was really jealous.

I love the foo fighters too.  I would have be raging!  What happened?

I just had to study for the four tests I had coming up, but I got to see a bunch of cool videos from my friends.

Well thats not too bad then.  Good on you for putting your education and studies first.  Im sure it wasnt easy at the time.


My first ever race, a 5k, is coming up in a few days.

Wow, you must have trained hard for that.

Yep, I've been training for months.  I think it's going to go well.


Once when I was a kid i hugged this man I thought was my dad and looked up to realize it was a random.

Haha, that's funny you mention that. I seen the same thing happen to a girl when I was at the grocery story one time.

I didnt know how to feel, I would say I was confused most of all.

Yeah, it must be a pretty embarrassing moment. Although it's an honest mistake.


I was in McDonald's drive thru to place my food order. When I arrived home, I noticed they gave me the wrong order !

That's really annoying. Was the wrong order any good?

It included a strawberry shake (I'm allergic to strawberries !) French Fries (I have high cholesterol) and a Coke (I am a diabetic) . Nothing good from my perspective !

Hm.. judging from your conditions, maybe McDonald's isn't the best place for your to eat anyway!


I'm really happy with my life right now, I don't know if I want to add kids to it

well that is def a big decision to consider

Yes, having kids is a huge interruption, I don't think I'm ready

it is a life changer for sure. it will change the everyday activities in your life


i was irked when i couldnt get the day off


Fall and spring are my favorite seasons. Can't deal with these extreme weathers lol.

yea we have the AC on way too much in the summers


I'm ashamed to be 28 and still really into gaming.

Nothing to be ashamed about.  There are lots of people much older that are still into gaming.  If you're really good you could actually make money on it!

I know I shouldn't be, but I feel like I should focus more on my career, and gaming is definitely not it.

Hahaha.  Nothing says you can't do both.  Work at work, play after work.


I had a project i was working on and my boss had some questions... if i told him the truth i could possibly get fired so i lied.

I was too scared to lose my job and i didn't see a way out of this situation


Ah - that's a big accomplishment!!!  Did you get her a great present?

No, I punched her right in the nose like we do here! It's a tradition.

HAHA!  That is the best tradition I've ever heard of!


I'm trying to get some work done and my dog just wants to play!  I love him to death but he needs to learn to be independent at times too!

Pets are great, but they can be a bit needy for attention at times. It is great, but not when you are busy and trying to get things done.

Thats very true.  After our first conversation I might have to take a break and play with him a bit.  I might have to log off and go on a sort walk to tire him out.

A walk will definitely help. He will probably be ready for a nap when you get back, then you can get some work done.


Right before going into work, I spilled my drink all over my pants. Looks like I peed!

Oh man I hate when that happens...did you dry it off or change to a new pair?

I didn't have a new pair on me, so I had to work the first few hours and do my best to hide it!

Dang that sucks.  You should check out the brand Mizzen and Main, I heard it on a Tim Ferriss podcast once...dress shirts and pants that wick away moisture like underarmour


I hear thats an amazing show but I've never seen it before

IT is great. I still get scared when seeing the white walkers

They sound really scary, I hope I never see one!


Well sure! I am alive, I have some of my health. A new baby puppy, money etc etc! Good food. Lots of positives :) Also Hoping my partner grows by leaps and bounds after a month in therapy.

Lots of positives!  I'm sending good vibes your way!


When I was 9 years old I once stole my friends baseball cards and I still to this day feel bad about it.

Oh my!  I hope you learned your lesson and never stole from a friend again.

I sure haven't, I was just a silly kid, but for some reason it's always stuck with me.

I can imagine.  I hope you gave them back!


I should have spent more time with my partner practicing her driving skills. She failed driving test for the second time already

That is sad. Maybe you should put more effort in teaching her yourself

I am ashamed of myself for being careless and irresponsible. Next time I am determined to get her passed

Yeah that will help a lot.  however do not blame yourself very much.It ain't entirely your fault


Yes! I was shaken up, but atleast im alive!

Yes that's the most important part. You were lucky!


My neighbor refuses to clean up after her dog and it's infuriating.

It really is. I'm not sure what to do though besides reporting her to the HOA. Any suggestion?

No I have never dealt with a rude person like that that lives near me


They keep   defending those sanctuary cities that are full of criminal imigrants


Oh that's pretty cool...is it full grown or still a baby


I recently saw a baby vomit on his mother.

That is pretty gross but it happens often.

I was so grossed out by the sight of it.

If you plan on having a kid it will happen.


My holiday trip has cancelled. I was feeling low for it.

I sure hope you have a wonderful next Holiday trip very soon.


The %4.1 US GDP growth for this year that was revealed is truly unbelievable. Who could have imagined such a number

I did not know that it was that high! That's amazing.

I think Trump is truly delivering on his campaign promises and everybody is really surprised

I guess so, and I am not even a Trump supporter.


I recently studied for a big exam at college. Because of my hard work, I was able to pass with flying colors!

awesome! Congrats! You make me feel so proud for you

Aww thanks! I am hoping to get my degree within the next 2 years!

I'm sure you will, you sound like a very motivated and determined person


So this weekend Im going to do a marathon. I have worked very hard to get myself ready for it

That's so exciting! Have you run a marathon before?

I never have. I think all this time I been practicing will pay off.

That's good, I hope you do well! How did you prepare?


The other day I woke up and without looking I stepped in warm cat vomit.

oh man, that's gross! at least it was vomit and not something else.

Yeah it was pretty gross but one of my cats is pretty pukey, I should have known better and watched where I was walking.


I accidentally farted in front of a pretty lady in the train yesterday.

Haha I've done that. She was probably holding in a fart, too.

I suppose so. I just felt so embarrassed that I released a cloud of gas infront of her.


My boyfriend has been spending a lot of time with a new friend he met at work.


I remember one time when I was little I was running around in the basement when I wasn't supposed to be.

Gee that sounds fun, but did you get in trouble?

Yeah, my mom had told me multiple time to not run in the basement. Next thing I know, I tripped on a lamp cord making the lamp fall and break into pieces.

Oh no! That's no fun. I hope they're not still mad at you!


I really wanted to try bison meet and I went all the way to that whole foods store like 57 miles away and they didn't have it, what a waste of time

That sucks, after going all that way too and you didn't even get to try it. I'm sorry.

thank you! I hope i can find it somewhere locally. i've heard bison meat is very lean and good

I hope you do get to try it soon. Be sure to let me know how it is!


I recently remembered a sweet memory of my aunt who recently passed away.

She would give hundreds of dollars of school supplies to kids in need each year.

wow, that's an amazing woman. did she rub off on you any?

She did! I fill stockings around the holidays and go around on Christmas giving them out to people who have to work. :)

that's pretty cool of you. i hope to have a daughter like you someday


Tell me about it, they have to be in my top 5 things I hate the most.

Plus they are so small it's harder to kill them for me. Flies are larger so I have an easier time getting rid of them.


I went to visit my mm last weekend. We enjoyed talking and looking through old photos.

Do you guys live far away from each other? I love talking with my mom about her and my childhood.

We are just a few miles away from eachother. Me too. She also sent me home with some childhood pictures to share with my boyfriend.

Aw that's awesome. I bet he enjoyed getting to know your past a little bit better.


My daughter just got married and moved across the country and is homesick. I've been talking to her every day to make her feel better.

That's sweet. I'm sure she will adjust in time. Have you ever personally had to make a move like your daughter did?

Actually, I did! I moved across the world to Doha, Qatar to teach for a couple of years. Even though my husband and daughter was with me, it was very hard to be away. Have you ever moved far away?

No, I never have. I've always lived in my state I was born in. However, I did travel to Utah which was about 1200 miles away and got a bit homesick so I can relate.


My grandma died last month and now we are sorting through her things.

It has been kind of fun going through all of her old family photo albums though.

Well that's one nice thing to enjoy. That's sweet.


I have a friend down south who rescues so many animals everywhere she goes without any help. She uses all her own money and the police and AC aren't even nice to her. She goes through so much adversity and sees so much abuse- yet she keeps going with a good attitude

She sounds like a wonderful person. People who try to help defenseless animals are really special.

She is! I don't know how she keeps such a good attitude. She sees so much abuse and the AC doesn't even care. She holds dying animals. She is truly a good person! She is so nice to everyone.

She sounds wonderful. I'd definitely want to be friends with someone like that.


I've been practising karate for a while, and recently I had a fight for another belt. I trained so hard for it.

Yes, I won! It was a tough fight, but I knew I could do it.

Congrats! You trained for it so you deserved to win!


My cousin is coming to town for a week and has to stay with us. I am not looking forward to it.

She is no fun to be around. All she does is get drunk and act really crazy.

That's unfortunate. A week is a long time.


We had been holding off trying a new restaurant in town.

It's a little pricey and I'm worried I won't like the food and waste all that money. It has good reviews though

That's a tough decision to make. It's good to try new things sometimes and I'm sure the waiters can recommend you a nice meal you'll enjoy based off your preferences.


I am trying to decide if I want to move in with my fiancee before the wedding.

Oh yeah that is a really big step. Have you guys talked about it yet/

We have talked and I probably will so we can save money, but I am not sureof it is the right choice.

It's a hard decision. I think you guys should weigh everything together before making a final choice, to be sure.


I was watching a great movie last night, all snuggled up while drinking hot chocolate.

Sounds like a good night. What movie was it?

It was called Traffik. I just felt so relaxed.


I had dumplings at a hotel yesterday, and for a hotel restaurant food they were actually good.


I knew I was going to pass my drivers test for work. I studied hard for it

It sounds like you were very prepared!! Good job!

Yes you did, it will definitely pay off!


I don't like my new neighbors that live behind me

Oh, that makes life hard.  Did they do something to you?

No, they just get on my nerves.  I try to walk my dog and they just party all the time.

So sorry to hear that. Maybe they will move soon.


I had jury duty for three months this spring. Its was surprisingly fun and interesting.

It can be an inconvenience and it only paid 12 dollars a day. So that was bad.


Scrolling through old photos of me and my partner, i understand how much of a mistake I have made to let her go

That's really rough man. Is there any way you can get her back?

It has a been a year since our split. I think she has already moved on with her life without me. And I am still trying to move on

I am sure you'll find somebody in due time. It took me 6 years to find someone after my last relationship, but it happened. It'll happen to you too!


My son said his first word the other day. My little man is going to be smart just like his pop's.

Oh man! That must have been great to hear! What did he say?

He said poop. When I heard It I jumped up with joy. That's my boy!

That's so funny! That's one of those things you will definitely remember forever!


I met a girl, and took her on a date to a concert

What concert?  Did you like her enough to go on a 2nd date?

No, unfortunately.  As we were walking on the sidewalk, we were approached by a couple of dirty, tough looking guys.

Well, that sounds a bit scary!  What happened?


One of our friends just got a call that her child was not at school.

We don't know yet, she's gone to the school and will let us know. We're hoping it's a mistake. She's 11 years old.

Maybe she skipped the school for the day?


I have been told that I am too gullible. One time someone told me they were a celebrity and I believed them.

Oh no, what did they say to convince you?

They said they knew the Kardashians and have a helicopter. I guess I need to be more skeptical.

Maybe I'm too gullible as well because that would convince me!


I'm so excited! I get to go on a weekend trip with my husband with no kids.

Thats just the best, i have to plan one of these this fall with my wife

I really can't wait. It's been so long since we've gotten to go just the two of us.

I understand , it feels good but when you are away you keep thinking about home and the kids lol


My supervisor totally stole all the credit for a client I brought in.

That's a bad supervisor. Did you call him/her out on it?

I totally did. And let the CEO know about his behavior.


I missed my train yesterday. I was so mad at myself!"

That is sad. I hope everything turned out okay.


I am very irritated with people who want to make everyone else miserable when they are.

i freakin  hate that, like dude be sad or mad on your own dont take it out on your family, friends , or co workers

WHOA! That's EXACTLY what I say- if you want to be miserable fine..but I don't want to be, so don't take me down with you! Do it to yourself.

Exactly great minds think alike , that is always so annoying as hell


I like to work on my old truck in my garage sometimes. Makes me nostalgic.

I am sure it does. What kind of truck is it?


I am! I have been studying all week! I am going to crush it!


I'm going camping with my kids this weekend.

In a tent. I just have to make extra sure that I pack all of the supplies that we'll need.

Don't forget a first aid kit! We always need those on camping trips!


I can't stand it when my wife hugs other men. I know it doesn't mean anything, but still.

That is really mean. Why does she do it?

She is just saying hello to old friends, but I get so mad.

I would too if my wife did that. It's alright, man.


So my dog passed away a couple of weeks ago. Its been really hard not having him around.


My best friend and I have been friends for over 20 years. I feel really lucky to have such a great friend.

That's so great! You guys have been able to stay close after so long! You must be very compatible with each other

we really are, we live over 500 miles apart now yet still best friends, it's pretty cool.

Amazing! I wish I had some friends like that in my life


I'm really looking forward to the weekend. I have some fun plans with friends.

We're going out for dinner and a movie. It's been a while.

oh thats nice, wish i was doing something similar


I cried the night I found out my best friend died.

I'm so sorry to hear that. How long ago was this?

it's terrible to lose someone. Was this expected or sudden?


We went to our local county fair a couple of days ago.

I love the fair! Did you have a good time?

We did. We listened to music, rode some rides.


I am waiting for my medical tests to come back.

Somewhat, but I am confident they will come back okay.


My son tried out for football at our community center

he's 4. He just wants to run around and play. I'm the one that's excited. And I know nothing about football.

You will grow to love it. Football is amazing sport. Your son will love it.

I hope so. I just wish it would get cooler outside before they start practice.

Just wait a few years. If he sticks with it he will be at practice 6 months a year then playing games in the snow.


Our little chihuahua had pancreatitis this past year and it was not a good outcome for her.

Aw, I am sorry to hear that. Is she still alive and well?

No, unfortunately she passed away in February.  It's still hard thinking about it.

Awwwwww poor little doggie. I am sure she is chasing around mailmen happily in doggy heaven.


I am feeling very stressed out. I have been waiting to hear back on some test results.

Oh I am sorry to hear that. What was the test?

It was some blood work and testing insulin levels. I worry about my health a lot.

I hope everything turns out well for you.


Someone slammed into my car and totaled it while it was parked. I am so mad because I didn't have insurance on it yet since I just bought it. The worst timing ever!

I'm really sorry to hear that... That's the worst scenario too, because you're parked and probably not even there, so you were completely powerless in the situation, and then you come back to your car to just have this bomb dropped on you. Maybe there's something that can be worked out, since you just purchased it.

Thanks.  Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what kind of coverage I have if I just purchased it.  It might have still been on the other persons insurance.  I had to take off work and am losing money all around.

There has to be something. It can't just be this weird vulnerable loophole. I really hope so, for your case, because that's just unfair. I'm sure your work will understand, but it's still a crummy situation that is probably affecting all areas of your life. Transportation gets taken for granted. Hope things get better soon.


I don't like anyone in my apartment unit.

My family doesn't live here. My neighbors are terrible and I wish I lived in this unit alone.


I let my friend babysit my kid last week.

Awesome. I usually have a hard time letting anyone watch my child but he had a great time with her.

Just barely older than my son. I can definitely understand that.


I feel great! I killed it on my math test.

AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/

who needs a calculator with a brain like that ey? good job that's amazing news


I have been feeling anxious about the birth of my son in December.

Ohhh Congratulations!  I am sure you will be ok.  Is it your first?

Think of how many people have babies.  If they can do it so can you!


I like to volunteer at the local animal shelter

Thanks, I really like cats, so it's fun for me too


HUGS! I saw a mom and baby bunny around 8 and they were letting me talk to them. It was a bit shocking as usually bunnies take off whenever they see or hear anything.

Oh, how adorable! There are so many bunnies around right now.  My parents house has especially a lot of them and they don't really run off like normal either.

Wow strange! I normally just see glimpses, I have two bunnies of my own but it was so sweet to see two just sitting and listening to me. The baby omg..so cute

That is so precious.  I have never seen that before.  Baby bunnies are the best!  I've had 3 bunnies/rabbits in my lifetime and they were great pets.  What are your bunnies' names?

Monkey Girl and Mousey :) One is a lionhead..I adore her and the other is a lop eared big old bunny, scared of everything..including Miss Monkey Girl.

lol, oh no!  My albino rabbit I had when I was younger was like that....skittish beyond belief!  Those are adorable names!


I came across an old letter from high school from one of my best friends.

That's really cool, do you still keep in contact with them?

Barely, things usually change after highschool. Its too bad. It was nice to come across tho and have memories.

Yeah for sure, i hardly speak with any of my highschool friends either.


The walk I was on today got a little dangerous at one point.

I almost stepped into a big hole! But luckily someone stopped me from walking!

Wow, that's pretty scary! Glad there was a good Samaritan around to warn you!


My dog died 5 minutes ago. I am so distraught.

That is a real bummer. Maybe you should take some time to reflect on their life.

I think you are right. I am so upset that I am afraid that I am going to electrocute myself with all the tears splashing on my keyboard.

Yeah, no need to talk to me about it right now. Think about all the good times you had together.


I am perfectly satisfied with having no car. Everything I need is within walking distance.


Last week, I had to give a speech. I was very nervous so I practiced over and over. When the time came, I was ready and it went awesome

I would be scared too, but I'm happy it turned out well.

Yeah, I was really nervous. But everyone thought it was a great speech and we went to the bar for drinks after.


I got a invite to go camping next weekend.

That's a great invitation then. Will you be able to go?


My husband just finished taking all 4 parts of the CPA exam.  It took him almost a year to complete as he'd study for one part, take that part, then start studying for the next part.

Nice! Does he feel pretty confident about it

Well, he said that he didn't.  But we found out a few weeks ago that he's passed all four parts so now he's a CPA!


There was a huge spider in my room last night! It was so terrifying!

I hate spiders. There is nothing worse than waking up and seeing one above you on the ceiling as you are laying in bed.

Yes, that's the worst! I smacked this one with a shoe, but when I did, thousand of babies started running everywhere!!

Well that sounds terrible. It is time to burn your house down and start a new life elsewhere.


I have been hired to help professors with their classes. It was a long interview process but I was sure I could get it.

You must have been very hopeful about your prospects!

I was, I love education and this is a good step for me.

I am happy for you that you are pursuing your passion.


My grandmother is in the hospital after being in a car accident. The doctors are taking good care of her so I feel she is in good hands.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that about your grandmother.  I'm close to my grandmother so I would definitely need for the doctors to provide the best of care.  I'm sure you are looking for a speedy recovery.

Yes, she is a strong woman and I am confident that she will recover well.

That's a great position to take especially when something like this occur.  It puts so many things in perspective on what's important.  I'm glad you have good doctors so you can focus on just being there for her.


I tend to get road rage and lay on my horn at times like those.


So when I was younger, my aunt lived in California. We lived on the East Coast. My aunt invited my sister out to see her.

That's great for your sister, but you must have felt left out.

Exactly. Even though I was just a little younger, I didn't get to go, too.

Sure, it was fun, but I really wanted to go that previous time.

I guess learning to appreciate positives and get past negatives is part of life :)


I took $20 from my roomie to go on a date.

Yea, he did. I told him I'd repay him and give him $10 extra when I get my paycheck.


My son just started a new school.  The communication with them has been terrible!

Oh dear. How do they let the parents know what's going on?

I sometimes find out but it seems so disorganized!

That sounds really frustrating. I'm sorry that's happening!


I want to end a friendship of over ten years


I went parachuting and had to pull my secondary parachute due to a malfunction in the first. I was FREAKING out.

That would be so scary! Did it work on the first try?

It did! That's the first thing that came to mind right before pulling it; "PLEASE let this one work!".

I can't imagine. Are you planning on going parachuting again?


Came home tonight and there was an owl in my house.. My cat had dragged an owl through the dog door, but didn't kill it. Safe to say I almost ruined my pants, if you know what I mean.

But now you have a new pet to live with you

No way! I called my brother at 12AM and he helped me capture it with a garbage bag and a fishing net so that we could release it back outside. That thing was scary, and it wasn't even that big! They're so spooky and stoic-looking...

Haha I love them. They eat other pest like bugs and mice. Wait until you cat dose that again.


I'm supposed to hear in the next day or two whether I've gotten my dream job! I can't wait to find out!

That is great. I hope you get it. What is the job title?

It's a position in Human Resources! I've been trying to get a job with this company for years!


Last night I turned 8 shades of red.  I was blushing so bad

I went for a run and had to go to the bathroom.  I went to hide behind some bushes and someone caught me peeing.  I couldnt believe it

Hey you have got to do what you have got to do. Hopefully next time you're closer to home when you need to go.


My wife and I just put in a bid for a new house last weekend. I pray we get our offer accepted!

How hopeful.. I will make sure to pray for you guys. best wishes

I know!  Thanks!  We really want this home!  It would be perfect for us.


I'm feeling so regretful today. I went shopping and spent way more than I should have. I think I might have to return some of the things I bought.

I hate that feeling. I spent $50 on groceries I didn't exactly need. so I know how you feel.

I feel so badly that I bought a bunch of junk! I don't know what comes over me while I'm shopping! Ha!

If I remember right shopping triggers our happy centers. It is hard to stop


i was scared when i had to walk home alone the other day

I watch too many murder shows to do that.


I was horribly wronged by someone I thought I could trust. The feeling was devastating, and I've always struggled with forgiveness.

Oh my, what happened? I'm so sorry, no one should treat anyone they care about poorly.

They were dishonest and physically cruel. We have gone our separate ways, but I truly hope they can learn to treat others better.

I'm sorry hun, you deserve to be treated better than that. I hope you know that.


I have been pacing waiting to hear back from Walmart after my interview.

Not sure, but I really need this job to support my kids.


Ahh, the joys of visiting home. My mom fixed me 3 course meal of my most favorite dishes!

That sounds amazing!  Mom's food is ALWAYS the best.

I agree, always! I felt so content that I instantly fell asleep and ended up staying overnight!

Wow!  That sounds like an amazing visit.


I wish I had a bigger house, I see people with these nice houses and feel envious.'

I know I hear you... maybe one day we will win the lotto.

Well I hope one day you get what you want :)


The soccer ball of my neighbor kids keep landing in my yard. It is very frequent.

Take the knife and destroy it the next time it lands. That way they will learn a valuable lesson

I should probably do that. I sometime think that they are doing that in purpose.

Kids can be annoying and such outcomes can teach them on how to properly behave


I can't wait to get out of these work clothes and into my sweats

The first sip of a beer is pretty nice too lol


I emptied an entire cookie jar against the doctor's orders.

A sudden force of the passions. Guess you're not the only one feeling guilty today.


I love the adventure and perspective of living away from my home state -- but that doesn't mean I don't miss elements of it while I'm gone!

Same here. I actually moved to the other side of the USA, and I do miss my home

Are you able to visit often? That helps -- but it's funny how things never feel *exactly* the same, you know?

Not as often as I would like. Air travel is expensive after all. I know exactly what you mean though!


I am just feeling generally happy at the moment, mostly just to have what I need to live and being healthy.

great health and being well off is a blessing, i too am grateful for tha

That's true. It's easy to lose sight of in life, but it's an important thing to realize.

i agree! its refreshing to hear someone with a good outlook on life


My oldest daughter is graduating high school this spring.

Congratulations on that. That is a great life milestone for her. Is she planning on getting into a college?

Yes, she is going to college, she wants to be a vet.  I have such big dreams for her, but I think she has even bigger for  herself.

Sounds great. I wish all the best in her future endeavors.


I can't wait for the Mile 22 movies to come out. It has one of my favorite UFC fighters in it and I can't wait!


I found out that my father cheated on my mother.

That sucks.  My parents are divorced.  Same reason.


My pet iguana Ricado just die. I miss him.

Aw I am sorry to hear that. I'm sure he was a good pet.

Oh wow. Pets can be just like family members. It's hard to lose them I know.


I spent 2 hours helping my daughter with her homework. I found out today she never turned it in.

Did she forget it at home or did she just not bother turning it in?

She just didn't bother. She won't even get credit for turning it in late. What a waste of time.

Be happy that you were able to spend some time with her and sharing personal time with her by helping her with her homework. Not many parents do that for their children


Last weekend my son came third in his jiu-jitsu competition

How exciting! You must be so proud of him. What an accomplishment!

I was extremely happy for him and very proud as well.

You definitely should be! Hopefully you took lots of photos!


Last year a hurricane hit our city and we lost power for a few days.

That sucks, did the house get any damage?

Not much.  We had everything boarded up.

That is good, at least you were prepared.


A close family friend died in a car accident recently. I had know him since I was a kid, so it was relly painful for me.

I'm so sorry to hear that, Are you handling it ok?

I'm feeling a bit better everyday. He was always really good to me and my mom growing up, so I still miss him.

I miss my father just the same, I suggest going and doing something you both enjoyed doing together. I find I feel closer to them in those moments, almost like we are still sharing them together.


I ran out of funds for college and they want me to get a private loan.


Lightening hit my house and fried all of my appliances! ugh frustrating.

Oh my goodness, that's crazy! Do you have home insurance to cover the cost to replace everything?

Yeah I do, but it still sucks! What a pain in the rear.

Yeah that's awful, I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you're alright at least! That's a scary thing to happen.


My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade

Yeah he was pretty good last year.  Biggest kid on the team so they made him a center.  Interested to see how he does this year.  I bet he does great!

My son is too small now. We tried the community league last year


My best friend from childhood came into town last week and we made dinner plans.

Oh, that sounds like fun! Has it been a long time since you have seen him?

We haven't seen each other in years.  Unfortunately he bailed at the last minute.

Oh that sucks! He doesn't sound like such a good friend I guess.


I'm planning to return to college for engineering which should be cool.

That is such a brilliant idea, are you excited about it?

That's awesome, you'll thank yourself later down the road for making yourself do it!


I've been reluctant to confront my mother on her stealing my money. I know what she's doing is wrong but she is mother after all.

I've been stuck between a rock and hard place. I've been very apprehensive and don't know what to do.


I was pretty let down when I didn't get a good raise

That is disappointing. What will you do now?


My sister in law brought our first girl into the family, the wait seemed like forever

Congratulations, always nice to have a new addition to the family!

thank you! it is a great experience and blessed with a healthy baby

That is always the biggest worry when having kids and I'm happy it worked out for you guys.


Take a nap every day lol. The kids are going back to school

Awesome! I look forward to nap time with my toddler lol


As we were driving on the highway we got caught in a big storm.

Thats scary.  Did you have to pull over?

No we kept driving but the rain was real bad and trucks were swerving.

I take it you made it out safe beacuse we're here chatting


I am meeting my blind date today for the first time.

Yes but also anxious at the the same because I have no idea what they look like!


I was shocked the US didn't qualify for the World Cup.

I was too! What do you think caused it?!

I agree with you. Having a good coach is crucial for team success.


My wife just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. I am going to be a proud father

Congratulations! That is such a big step in life.


I have been ill with an autoimmune disease for years but just changed my diet to plant based and am feeling so great and healing for the first time since trying everything under the sun.

That is great to hear. Will you be taking advantage of your life now?

I already am!  Though my muscles are still weak, I am starting to nike and bike with my family and am wanting to get the whole family into yoga too.  I am so thankful to have a new lease on life and it will only get better now.


i remember waking up one day , and paint on my car was gone , they put paint stripper or thinner at nigh , i was so mad blood was boiling

the neighbor hood trouble maker did it , and i could not even beat him up because he is old an old man, once he was shooting at peoples windows with his b b gun


My family went on a vacation without me because I had to study for final exams. I have to stay home by myself which feels a bit like I am living in exile.

Awh, that really bites. It's the worst when it feels like everyone is having fun without you.

Yea it really is. They seem like they are having a lot of fun, but I am doing what is best for me.

That's right! It will all pay off for you in a few years.


Tonight was the night I was gonna get some rest.

Not much. My kids are refusing to sleep. I am at my wits end

oh my gosh,  kids refuse to sleep, i feel like i kind of do that as an adult too though


I have been looking at pictures of crazy car crashes.

Seriously now I can't drive anywhere. I can't even leave the house for fear of car crashes.

That's awful! Sounds like it might have caused you some trauma unfortunately.


Not particularly. I wasn't my best self at that time. I suppose who really is, though.

I loved it. I went to my moms and saw old pictures. I love my life now but just to not have the responbilities.

At least you had a good experience. I definitely feel you on the responsibilities part!


The other day I came across a Facebook post showing all the old stuff from the 90's.. it took me way back to my childhood.

Good lord you must have had Facebook for a LONG time! I started mine in college so there isn't anything from my younger years.

Oh no, it was just a post someone shared that covered all the old trends, food, toys, tv shows, etc. I had Facebook back in 2010 but not earlier than that.

Oh ok lol. I completely understand. I had a friend share a post about making mix tapes from the radio with a cassette player. Totally remember doing that!

How old are you? Were you a child in the 80s? I am 30 so I grew up during the 90s.


I have such an amazing husband! He works so hard so i could stay home with our baby


I am going to actually propose to my "husband" soon.

I am sure he will, we have been together for what seems like forever.

Well I wish both of you years of happiness together!


I watched this scary shark film this weekend. I had to cover my eyes throughout the movie!

Yes! The graphics look so realistic these days!


Our oldest daughter rides horses and does horse shows quite frequently.

I love horses! Has she been riding a long time?

About 4 years.  At the last show, she fell off the horse! But she was able to get right back on and continue the course.


I watched a horror movie and I was afraid at night

I'm such a scaredy cat when it comes to scary movies. What was the movie about?

It was a demon who is always looking at you and know what you are doing. I was thinking about it all night

Oh gosh. That's terrifying! I don't know anyone who likes those kind of movies!!


We are really wanting to buy a new house. We are hoping it will happen in the next year.

Yes. I have 4 kids and we are living in a 3 bedroom and 1 bathroom right now. We definitely need another bathroom. lol

yea i feel your pain! we will be buying a bigger home also


My kid broke my watch today...I was so mad!

He is but a toddler. I wasn't mad at him for too long because I really shouldn't have let it out for him to play with in the first place.

Yeah I understand.  Is there anywhere you can take it to get it fixed?


We weren't, thank goodness! I would have been scarred for life.

I'm so glad you weren't there but I still hate to hear it. Did they take anything valuable?


My recent relationship, I wasn't concerned about my partner cheating.

Oh that's good, you both must have had a very trusting relationship.

That's good, but why aren't you still together now ?


I was really nervous to move across country.

Knew noone where we were moving, and also far away from my mother, who is getting old.

oh sorry, we knew no one where we were moving to.


I had to go to the bar alone, it was very sad.

Well, even going by yourself you can always have a good time, especially with alcohol involved! Did you end up having fun?

That's when you drink more and talk to everyone around you and make a good time for yourself!


That is a good thing. How long have you been with them?

That is a long time. Why not get married?


I baked a cake for my girlfriend. Never baked before.

I'm not sure. Waiting to give to her actually.

I am sure she will like it as long as you followed the recipe.


I called into work and told them I was sick, I felt bad afterwards cause it left them short handed.

No. I just did not feel like going to work.

Lol that happens to the best of us, dont feel bad


I hate being in the dark. It terrifies me

You're not the only one. I am afraid of complete silence. I think I'm about to be murdered.


I need to see the dentist but I hate that trip.

me too, I'm long overdue to go to the dentist

When your teeth start hurting you know you are going to spend a lot of money.

ugh, I know, I just keep putting it off, nasty root canal


I witnessed a man eat an entire 3 foot burrito the other day.

It was filled with only refried beans and guacamole.  It was the grossest thing I have seen.

Wow, that's a food challenge type of thing! Did they get anything out of it?


I am probably one of the few people in the world that looks forward to winter coming.

I am with you, i like it a lot more than summer personally

I can get so much work done indoor and the beauty outside is wonderful. I love winter clothes and all the winter holidays.

I feel that, I hate being hot. In the winter I can be comfy and I can always just put on a jacket if I get too cold, but in the summer it is not that easy.


My grandmother became sick recently so I have taken some time off work to nurse her.

Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. I hope she gets better.

Thank you, slowly each day she is getting back onto her feet.


I have a three month trip planned starting in September. I have been counting down the days until I leave.

Oh my goodness! 3 months?! Where are you going?

I am going all over Europe. I got my route planned and everything. I cannot wait to leave.

That is amazing! What places do you want to visit the most?


When I was 13 I was baptized. In water, not milk. But if I was baptized in milk it would be whole milk.

That's good, how does that make you feel


I tried a new restaurant in my neighborhood today

IT was amazing. I couldn't believe such a small place was so good.

Sounds like a great place! What did you get?


I was hoping my favorite show would get renewed. I just found out it was cancelled. I'm so upset.

Yeah i've been through that feeling before, I had a show that was going to get cancelled but thankfully it got saved by another company. What show was yours?

Colony on USA. It was just getting good this season. I hate it when they do that!

Oh i've heard of that show, never got around to seeing it though. That sucks!


I am a longer, I am a lone wolf, I have no friends.

I have tried to have friends, but it never works.

Do you think there are any reasons for that?


Went to a Japanese restaurant. I'm surprised no one has thrown a knife across the place yet

is it one of those restaurants where they cook right in front of you?

Yea, it is. It's always so much fun with the family.

I love those! Especially when they make a mountain out of onions lol


My boyfriend and I went to the beach the other evening to celebrate our six year anniversary. It was secluded and looked gorgeous. He proposed to me and I was soooo elated.

Wow, thats amazing! How did ya'll initially meet?

We met in high school when he moved in with a friend that was my neighbor. We became friends just goofing around on the bus and then we got jobs at a neighborhood diner together and messaging each other every night and then eventually we just started spending every single evening with each other since.

High school sweethearts, that's so special. Do you ever regret committing yourself to one person so soon?

No not at all, I feel so so lucky that I met him so young. I've grown up so much and become such a better person because he motivates me to do so, and I am so lucky to get every year I can to spend with him.

Your outlook on love is really refreshing. I wish you two the best with your new futures.


My cashier gave me extra change back and I didn't say anything.

Because I had also stolen some candy and wanted to get out as soon as possible.


Oh man. I just got a ton of Taco Bell. Going to find a movie and chown down.

That sounds like a good night.  what movie?

I haven't picked one yet. I kinda wanna see something that makes you feel.


I am very stressed I have to take a major final exam on saturday.

That's intense. I hope you do as well as possible!

Thank you me too I have been studying like crazy.

Keep up the great work. Pass that exam with flying colors.


I"ve got some big medical tests coming up.

Hopefully you do good on those and the doctor clears you.

I hope so too, I wish they would have done them right then, but they are making me wait.  It's so nerve-wracking!


I am an avid book collector and reader. I recently unpacked all my books and it took me so long!

I was super shocked to find out that I have over 300 so far!

Wow! That is incredible! I hope you have somewhere to put them all.


Last week, my brother landed a 900 on his skateboard like Tony Hawk at a skating competition.

Oh wow, that sounds like it might be cool but I don't know what that looks like, what is the 900?

It's when you turn a skateboard 900 degrees while spinning in the air. It's very hard to do, so you can imagine the look on my face when I saw my brother do it.


I am an English Tutor for Chinese students, when they struggle with a topic, I always take extra time to help them along and make sure they understand

That is very inspiring, I'm glad you take the extra time. Do you like doing what you do?

I like it very much, seeing a kid grasp a new concept and very quickly and finding effective ways to do it is a blast.

That is awesome, thanks for taking the time to help kids grasp a new language! You deserve to be appreciated, but I'm sure they appreciate you a lot.


14. she can babysit her younger siblings now. im proud of her

Hey, you can go out and not pay a babysitter.


I dropped my friend's birthday cake on some kid.

The kid was pretty bewildered. We bought him some dessert to make up for it though.

Haha. You already gave him a whole cake. Did he need more dessert?


I woke last night with noises at the window.

Yeah - not as scary as you'd think. It was only branches tapping in teh wind.

Wow I'm glad it wasn't something scary lol


My son has been having stomach pain for months now and the doctors can't figure out what it is. They basically say he has to get worse for them to find a diagnosis if some new problem comes up. I'm so scared.

I completely understand that.  Things are always scary when it is happening to your kids, but there is hope!  Have you ever heard of whole foods plant based diet?  Or doctor Fuhrman, or doctor Michael Greger?  I think it could heal your son!

What is that?  None of the doctors told me about that.  I will look into it.  Thank you! You've given me hope I never knew I had!

You will likely never hear about any of this stuff in a doctors office, but it can heal almost anything!  I hope your son is better before the end of summer.  Keep hope alive!


My dog is coming home from doggy day care.

I love a nice squishy face.  I have a Japanese Chin and 3 MinPin

yeah a lot like pekinese.. now you know why I have a 10 bedroom house!


Had a laptop put on hold at a store. Drove at least 1 hour for it, and it turns out the employee sold it.

Wow I would be furious, what did you do?

I could only leave a review. Nothing more than that.

Oh, that sucks, best of luck finding a good laptop!


I recently tried to get a manager's job in my company, two others and myself were the last three in the running for the job.

Very nice, congrats on making it that far. I actually was in the same situation about a week ago.  How do you feel you match up to the others?

I had much more experience than both of them, but ended up not getting the job. I am still pretty upset about it.

I would be upset too.  However, I wouldnt get discouraged though.  There may be another opportunity even better that comes along soon.


I just fell bad when I know kids don't have a loving family or everything they need


i was crushed when i saw someone had taken my lunch from the fridge at work

You should make a sign that says something about your lunch on it?


She passed away last year and I do not know how to cope with it.

I'm so sorry. Do you have a good support system?


The new job for me is going to be great!


I was listening to pandora and an old song came on that reminded me of my parents.

Johnny B Good! A solid gold oldie! Brought back so many memories.

That is one of the tunes that is on the gold record flying out of our solar system on the Voyager probe.


It was so awkward when I realized I had worn my wife's dress to work the other day. My first clue something was wrong was when I felt I was wrapped like a stuffed sausage.

Maybe you unconsciously wanted to wear it. Maybe you have some hidden desires your subconscious wanted to explore for you? What if you went and did it again the next day, to see if you liked it?

That thought crossed my mind but my wife didn't want me ripping her clothes. Luckily I had another suit in the office I changed into.

It's time to go online and buy some summer dresses for yourself. Explore your femininity, man. It's 2018. Anything goes. Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, etc. Summer isn't over. Put those hairy legs on display and strut your stuff in those dresses. Get flowery ones, too!


What really grinds your gears, friend? Rotten potatoes? Beverly hillbillies?

The new printer we got at work!!!!!!!!! It's so frustrating!!

I hate mine too! I want to smash that thing with a sledgehammer!


its so hard to find a reliable person to babysit nowadays

yeah,there are a lot of creepers or malicious people in the world

I am sure you can find a friend to help out.


A friend of mine is setting the bar really high by going to get her second masters degree.

Oh man! Good luck to her, are you envious?

I am, but I'm inspired more than anything. She's setting such a great example.

I'm so glad that you're happy for her! Start the climb yourself! Maybe ask her for some help?


I just finished my a/c condensor, and it was really dirty!

It got a little messy, but I'm thinking it's gonna save me a lot of money on my electric bill!

That's great! Good to hear you're saving some money!


I participated in a ropes course with my colleagues, we had to learn how to trust each other.

That sounds amazing!  How did everyone do?

Pretty good. The hardest part for most of us was the blind trust fall, but in the end most of us learned to put faith in each other.

Awesome!  Hopefully what you guys learned in the ropes course translates over into the workplace.


I was so happy when I found out my wife was pregnant,


My sister in law is a horrible parent.  Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.

She sleeps all day long, stalks her ex-husband at night, and never knows, nor cares, where her sons are.


The first day of Highschool I walked in with a big smile

Aw, that's nice.  Do you have a lot of good memories of high school?

Yes, they were the best times of my life

My experience wasn't that great, but I still had good times back then.


I've been really sick, and my cat has been taking care of me

Yea. He's usually not this affectionate.


Last night I won a gift card at Trivia night at the pub. Going shopping today.

Awesome! What are you planning on buying?

I've got a baby due in December so something for the baby or my wife. I never bother getting my self anything.

Maybe you can figure out a way to get all three of you guys something!


It feels great having a girlfriend who puts her trust in you that you wouldn't do anything to hurt her. My current girlfriend, unlike my ex, has no problems with me going out with my friends occasionally.

That must be so nice having that freedom.

It's very refreshing. I'm just happy that we have this trust in one another, I feel it will go a long way to making our relationship strong.

Do you feel you could see yourself marrying her?

Quite possibly! She's amazing, to be honest.

Lucky you, my girlfriend Elaine is a bit mean sometimes.


I was really looking forward to going to a picnic I had planned on Sunday, but it is gonna rain...

Oh no! Maybe you can plan to enjoy a picnic the following weekend.

Yes, we are working on rescheduling it now. Just really gutted the weather didn't cooperate... Oh well.

Sorry to hear that. Hope the weather is better next time!


Stupid stubborn people are....the worst. Like, Stupid people still have hope, you can convince them if they are humble enough...but a stupid person with an ego is like trying to wash dishes with cat piss and horse sh*t

people need to learn and be humble honeslty


why don't you go get yourself some food? or just order some?

i have, but the wait is so real you know?

oh god i get you! waiting for your food to arrive is real torture.


Oh that's disgusting. I hate it when that happens.

Yes you get disgusting trash liquid on your clothes.

Oh yeah, that it the worst. Were you able to wash it out at least?


Making decent money with my new job, enough to afford to pay off all of my bills and put some into savings at the end of the month. I guess this is what it's like being an adult. Kind of weird to be on such a stable track for once

Wow that's awesome. You must be feeling pretty content.

Well at the very least I'm not feeling worried, I guess. Can't ask for much more than that, when I know usually peers at my age are worried about student loans and all of that. So, I'm grateful

You did things right. You will be able to retire one day on your current track.


I have always been appreciative of my parents paying for college

I do everyday, I know it was truly a blessing

better that than to be drowned in studen tloan


Last night I woke to my son peeing in my bedroom floor!

that is not a good thing to wake up to hahah

He is only 3. But I hope he never does it again. I was prett mad

yeah i can relate to your anger i have kids myself and have expiriencee similar situation but after you will remmeber and laugh together


I had a tire low on air but, a co-worker of mine had an air compressor in his car he let me use

That is good that he had an air compressor. Low tires seem to be the story of my life. I seem to always have to be airing up a tire.

They are very handy to have. We got a box that airs up tires and has jumper cables also.

Yeah, I've seen those. Do they work good?

They work really great. Well worth the extra dollars.


I was grossed out when I saw someone vomiting at a bar.

Oh man, I bet you did. I would have had a gag reflex if I saw some one puking at the bar.

They couldn't even make it to the bathroom. Ugh.

Wow they must have had 1 too many drinks if they could not even get to the bathroom. I am sorry you had to see such a disgusting sight


Yesterday I got so drunk, I shouted at my wife and made a mess in my house.

Oh no! You should never lash out on people while drunk, the worst of things can happen under the influence.

I agree, I am so ashamed right now. I cant even look at my wife in the eye anymore.

I think the best thing to do is talk to her and apologize. If you admit to you being foolish she may find it to forgive you.


We were supposed to go out of town for labor day but we had to cancel.

That really sucks. Is it because your mom was in the hospital? I am a psychic, so I tend to know these things.

No, our daughter fell off her horse.  She needs to have surgery on her ankle and then she will be in a boot for 8 weeks after that.

I am so sorry for your loss. It seems that I have to re-calibrate my psychic abilities.


My old cat is very sick and we have to put her down next week.

that is so sad to hear, it must be tough for you

It is very difficult. She is 23 years old.

wow that is a long time, but remember you had great experience with her and will have fond memories for the rest of you life


I saw these 4-color Bic pens in the store the other day. I remember when I was young and getting one was like Christmas morning!

The ones with the little colored sliders on the end? Those were cool!

Yes! My mom used to always get me one each year before school started. Those were the coolest pens in the world!


I left my wallet in a movie theater, and didn't notice till I was half way home!

That's terrible! Did you get it back with everything still inside?

I was able to get back in and find it, it was pretty well hidden in between the seats. No harm no foul.

At least you have a happy ending for that story.


yesterday i called my wife a punk.. she didn

she didn't deserve that . sorry i pressed enter before finishing my sentence. yeah, i feel so bad now, i will call her an apologize

Well what did she do? Everyone gets angry sometimes


Oh wow thats great, how do you like it so far?

I don't. Thats the problem/ I don't think its the right fit for me.

Gosh, that's too bad! Maybe continue to work there but looks apply for new jobs. Good Luck!


I have a huge job interview coming up. The position is perfect for me so I should do really well in the interview.

Good luck. I hope you do really well during the interview.

I feel like the position really plays to my strengths. I will continue to prepare in the coming days.

It sounds like the job is a great fit for you. I really hope you get it.


I was very scared when my mom went in the hospital and was going to have surgery.

Yes but I wasn't sure she would make it out then. It's scary when someone goes on surgery especially when they are older

I agree, but always stay positive and hope for the best.


I recently moved to a new city to start a new job. I've been so busy I haven't been able to make any new friends here and no one I know lives here either.

Ah, I know that feeling well. My family moved around a ton while I was in grade school, so I don't really have many long term friends. Don't worry though, you'll make friends at your new job so easily, you won't even remember you didn't have friends!

Thanks for the positive words. I should probably make friends with my coworkers. I mean, I practically live at work.

I mean yeah, it can't hurt, can it? I'm sure they'll be excited to meet you and get to know you as much as vice versa. Plus, who knows? Your new best friend might be in there for all you know!


My brother is really great at math. When I was taking a really hard math course he was so happy to help me throughout it and I did great in the class thanks to him!

You must have thanked him for it. He is a smart brother!

I did thank him a lot. He knows how much it meant to me.

Good on you. Your brother should consider being a teacher!


Walked in my kitchen this morning and there was a huge spider in the sink.

I grabbed a spatula to kill it, but it had already disappeared!

It is ok. Most spider are not dangerous. What is it a big one?


awesome.  When are they coming and for how long?

Thats a long trip.  I hope they have a good time


I was diagnosed with stage four cancer yesterday. The doctor told me I have less than a month to live.

Are you serious? That is extremely terrible news to hear. :(

Yes, I fell to my knees when I heard the news and haven't stopped crying since. My life is pretty much over!

I really wish I knew what to say, but even watching my mother go thru stage 4 I still dont know what to say! Spend a lot of time with your loved ones!


I don't have a car anymore but I am content with that. Everything I need is within walking distance so whatever.

Well that's good to hear. Some people's lives depend on their vehicles and it would be a lot worse on them.


My brother is lucky to have me that's for sure.

He broke up with his girl and I was there to keep him sane.


My husband and I celebrated 9 years Saturday. It was such a good day of quality family time.

Oh that's great! 9 years together is a long time. You sound happy, I'm glad.

Yes I love a good day of relaxation and family time :)

What did y'all do? Did you do anything special that evening?


I was nervous for my first day of college.

oh yeah? was it because you didn't know if you could do the work, or because of all the hot college girls


when i was younger I did something I was very embarrassed about

we all make mistakes , what's important is to learn from them! and you were young so it's okay you know?

yeah it was something a stupid kid does, I went into a comic book store with a friend and tried to steal a lot of comics but we were caught and I learned it was bad to steal

it's good that you learned from your mistake!


I was in the market for a steam cleaner and did tons of research til I chose the best one.

That's the best way to do it. Read before you buy.

Yep, and I used it yesterday for the first time. My carpets are so clean!

It's amazing how dirty they can get, isn't it.


I'm so ready to start my last semester of college next week.. I'm prepared to get it over with and get a real job!

That's awesome! I can say that it's agreat feeling to graduate.

I hope so!  It's going to feel weird as well, all these years in school, finally finished.

Yeah, but now you can go out and make your mark in the real world.


today, i made a discovery and that made me so happy in myself

i discovered  that if you cook ham with cheese and bake it under the oven you can create the most delicious unofficial pizza


Oh man.  I heard something crash behind my house.

That is never good.  Did you go out and check on it?

I'm kind of afraid too!  I think its the aliens coming for me.

At least you will have a fun story to tell at parties.


Thanks! Being on a diet is hard, espically with family in town!


I was trying to use my smart tv to watch a movie and my internet kept disconnecting.

I tried reconnectiong and it would work for a while and then disconnect again. it was a really good movie too!


That is really cool . Did you have a good time?

I sure did! the ocean and the breeze gives me such a sense of joy and calm

It feels so good just to hear you say that


The other day, I was putting my groceries in my car and a friend that I hadn't seen in a while called my name.

NO - LOL!! I introduced him to my daughter but called him by the wrong name!!!  Oh my goodness!!  He corrected me and I felt about 2 inches tall!

This is why i got rid of all of my friends.


I have a nevus that has change shape. I am little bit afraid of what it could be. I will go see the doctor tomorrow.

I discover it today. I felt some anormal in that area then by touching I notice that skin was not normal.


I was doing laundry last night and I saw a huge roach scuttle underneath the washing machine. I shrieked because I hate bugs!

I do, too! I always make my husband kill them.

Roaches give me the creepie crawlies. I won't go back in there until I bomb the house.


"Last weekend, I slipped on some wet grass and slid, hand first, into a pile of dog poop. In front of everyone at a BBQ.

Oh no! How gross! That must have been so embarrassing! Were you able to clean yourself up?

It was so awful and disgusting.  I actually just left because I was so grossed out that I wanted to go home and take a shower.

I can imagine. I would have lost my appetite for sure. That is a crazy story!


I had just been returning home, and on the side of the road there was some roadkill. It used to be a deer.

Oh no. That's quite unfortunate for the deer. Did you just drive past it?

Yeah but my widows were down, and I could almost taste the stench of decay.

I'm sure you wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.


I feel horrible. I let go of all of my friends and don't know how to move forward.

Sorry to hear that but why did you distance yourself from your friends?

Good job for realizing that because such people are a bad influence. Join some outdoor or interest clubs and you might just find new friends.


I am nervous about my son starting school this year.

Oh. Will he be starting elementary school?

Yes, he will be starting Kindergarten this year.

aw he's at that precious age where you have to let his hand go, hu?


I was playing the crane machine today and I won a stuffed animal!

It was a cute little bear with flames on it, I was so excited!

That's awesome, I have no luck with those.


When I was a kid, I would bake a cake for my dad's birthday and take it to his job at the fire station.

That's incredibly sweet. That's like the best birthday gift too, since it probably tasted really good, but then showed your time and effort all in one. I heard once to make them taste like a professional made it, you just add like extra eggs and sugar and butter or something

That's a good tip! His birthday is coming up and I'm going to reinstate the tradition. He's retired now, but spends Tuesday's playing dominos with his buddies. I'm gong to surprise him then.

Damn.. hope when I have kids that they're like you. That all sounds great. You'll probably make all of his friends jealous


Music back in the day was so much better.

I agree when I hear music from the older generation I be like now this is some real music.

I just love listening to old throwback songs, makes me want to dance.

Way better then this music today I turn the radio off on this wack music today no dancing for me lol.


A few months back, one of my girlfriend's close friends died from a heroin overdose.

Oh, I am so sorry. Were you also close to them?

I only met him a few times, but he touched a lot of people's lives.

What a sad way to go. If only he could have gotten help.


Going to the amusement park!  I've never ridden a rollercoaster!

Oh my gosh thats exciting.  You're going to have such a fun time.  I love roller coasters

I hope so!  I'm so scared of them!  Maybe I'll have fun after I try one!

And if you need to, just close your eyes


Probably once or twice in my life, but I dont go anywhere alone so... :/

I sometimes feel this way. It's kinda sad.

That is really crappy, i think whatever makes you feel that way you should try to figure it out and battle it! You deserve to be happy all the time.


I forgot to take some water bottles out from under my cart and pay for them at the store. I didn't realize I didn't pay for them till later.

Hopefully I don't get bad karma for my accidental theft!


Im going to the beach after work, and I am so excited, cant wait.... counting down every little second.

That sounds pretty awesome. How long until you get off from work?


I went skydiving a few weeks ago. It was certainly an exercise in trust.

I used to want to do that so bad when I was younger. Was it amazing?

It was! And my tandem partner was great. I'm still alive, which is a testament. :)

That's so awesome. I don't think I would have the courage now. Will you do it again?


There's a battle of the bands going on. I hope my favorite band gets so far

It's been really fun. So nice to see so many people rock it out.


I've been laid up all day with an illness so it's good to be talking to someone.

That's awful! I hope you feel better soon.

I'm getting there, feeling better now than early this morning. Thanks for the contact though I'm certainly a social animal.

No problem at all. Glad to make you feel somewhat happier :)


Last Monday I lost my keys at  the mall and couldn't find them.

That must have been so stressful. What did you do?

It was, but I prayed and made and promise to go to church if I found them, and I immediately did

Thank goodness you found them, and kept your promise.


I cannot wait for the new super smash bros, it is going to be so good!

They are making another one? Those games were always so successful.

Yes, this one looks amazing, so many fighters

That is so cool. I might have to get a Switch.


True. Do you have any plans for the weekend?

I am going to the lake, I am looking forward to it.

That sounds fun. I love going to the lake its so relaxing.


I was impressed with the new Tesla that I test drove.

I bet that was rather fun, how fast did you get it going?

Wow! You are crazy, ha ha - i probably would have had a panic attack at 90MPH. :p


My dad got my brother a watch but not me.

Yes, and I feel kind of envious of my brother now.

That stinks.  It's hard when a parent favors one child over another.


Have you ever been hospitalized? It's not much fun. I had a mini stroke and was stuck there for a few days.

I have - but not for anything that severe. Are you suffering any side effects of the stroke?

I am 99% me  The hardest part of the hospitalization was at the end of the day when my last visitor would go home. I am not good at being alone.

Yup - I know that feeling. And it's always so hard falling asleep in those uncomfortable beds with an IV in your arm.


My dog had cancer and the vet advised us to put our dog to sleep today.

Damn why'd you have to tell me that...Gawd that's freakin sad, jeezus

I am soo upset, and worse I have to tell the kids when they get home.

I wish you and your fam peace happiness love and good health.


We just moved our family into a new house and finally finished unpacking, are all settled, and getting into a schedule again. I'm so happy and love being able to relax.

That sounds nice! Do you enjoy your new home?

Yes!  Its only a tad bigger than our last place but its set up so much better. The space is used so much better.

That makes a big difference. Getting your feng shui on the go!


I bought a movie on demand last night and my kids watched like 5 minutes and left

ilse of Dogs. I am going to make them watch it tonight. I don't waste money lol

Oh, that looked decent, hope you like it!


A storm came through earlier and scared my dog. He ran to me and I was quite shocked! He can be a 100 pound baby sometimes!

oh yes he just needs to be near me with the lights on

i'm glad he was able to get some relief from that storm anxiety


My brother's dog pooped upstairs, and I didn't see it, and ended up stepping in it...

No, I had my brother clean it up. But it got on my shoe, which wasn't nice to deal with.


I'm grateful for the community I live in.  Everyone is so friendly!

i live in a small town too. i grew up in a big city so the change is very welcome

small town country life is much more my speed


I'm so sorry. That must have been so painful for you. Were you close?

My heart hurts for you. That's such a terrible loss.


My ex is the worse when it comes to payments.

He is supposed to bring 200 dollars by today and just text me to say he doesn't even have half. He does that all the time.


I just got Hulu Live. It's been amazing to watch TV again!

I haven't watched actual TV in sooo long. What do you watch on Hulu?

I love to watch Home shows on HGTV and Bachelor in Paridise on ABC. Hulu live has been a great value for the price!

That's real neat, I might check it out. I've only ever used Netflix, but Netflix is pretty good too.


I just heard a friend from work is switching shifts so we are no longer going to be working together. Bummer.

Did they choose to switch themselves or was it out of their control?

Believe it had to do with family issues, so out of his control I guess.

Well maybe you guys can hang out outside of work?


I'm excited for my birthday coming up!  I'll be seeing friends I haven't seen in a long time!

always great to see people youve been away from, happy early birthday!

Aw, Thank you, and yeah it is.  It's like graduation reunion, but with people you like! :)

lol no doubt! i got to see a bunch of friends recently at a wedding it was nice


My roommate leaves leftovers in the fridge and they get moldy.

That sounds revolting! Have you said anything to him about it?

No. I'm not very confrontational. And our lease is up in two months anyway so I'm just going to wait it out.

That sounds like a good plan. Perhaps you should request a formal resume from any potential roommates for your future abode.


I got my four year old daughter her first tricycle yesterday.

She was having such a blast she went downhill and toppled over.  She took it like a champ but I was scared.


Is she sick or was it was one time thing?


A beautiful young blonde girl, she wanted to kiss.

Yes, that sounds quite hard!  Good for you for being faithful though!


Yesterday I took a trip down the memory lane when I walked by my old house and street.

I bet that must have taken you back to the good old days?

Yep, I felt so nostalgic thinking of all the good memories I had as a kid.

Any particular memory stand out that you care to share?


I've had this dirtbike since I was a kid, and took all kinds of care of it. My neighbor backed over it on accident.

That must have been upsetting.  Were you able to get it fixed?

It's completely mangled. I'm going to try myself, but it doesn't look good. So many years on that thing down the drain.

I'm so sorry to hear that.  You'll still have the memories at least.


While I was on maternity leave, I worked from home a little bit.  I don't think my boss liked it very much though.

Oh, well that isn't fair of your boss! Most people wouldn't work at all while are maternity leave, he should be grateful!

You would think, but he would literally yell at me over the phone about things that happened when I wasn't even there.

Well, sounds like your boss is stressed out too much and taking it out on you! Maybe he needs a long break!


Sometimes I feel more ready to go on a date with a super attractive girl if I've got a couple of drinks in me.


There were a lot of reasons why I needed to put my pictures of my mom away after she died but I found one this morning out of nowhere and it brought back some great memories instead of tears for once.

Im glad to hear it brought memories and not tears! Its hard losing a parent.

It is, I don't wish this on anyone but unfortunately, most of us have to go through it!

yes we do i understand i lost both of my parents at 22


I had enraged on driver who was doing rash driving.

I insisted him to slow down the speed. But he didn't.


I feel like if there's one thing equal to if not greater than sex it's seeing all my bills paid, debt nonexistent, income far greater than expenses and a nice fat check from tax returns at the end of the year.

I agree, man. Almost nothing feels as good as financial security.

Exactly.  Good lovin don't pay the bills

But good lovin' can be a bill.. if you know what I mean.


When I was in the second grade my parents planned a trip to Disney World.

Oh, lucky! That is one of my favourite places on earth!

I couldn't stop thinking about it. I would have trouble sleeping at night waiting for it.

Oh yes it was worht the wait. They don't lie the place is magical.

It really is. I've been to both disney world and dsiney land, I think I prefer disney land.

Why Disney Land is like one quarter the size?

I know but it feels more....authentic or something!


I have a really good friend that is just the sweetest person.

Oh, that is the best. It's so nice to have a great friend.

She really is, but she lives in basically a mansion - so that's hard sometimes - I get a bit embarrassed when she comes over to our house.

I can see that. But she loves you for you and not for what you can afford.


Nah, he just keeps running up, grabbing and biting, then running away. It was cute and funny at first, now it's just irritating.

Have you tried disciplining him in anyway

Yeah, I've sprayed him with a water bottle a few times, it doesn't seem to work very well.


I felt really bad about what I did when me and my  brother got new phone cases.

Nothing too bad, just that one was basically scuffed up and almost broken but I took the one that wasn't and that just made me feel bad.

Its okay, hopefully it was not too expensive1


I was so upset after I discovered that half of my take out order was completely missing from the bag!

That sucks! Did you have to go back for it?

Yep, and it was so frustrating because I had to drive back twenty minutes to the place.

Did they at least throw in something extra for the trouble?

No, they just were apologetic about it. Very frustrating.

Man sounds like they have 'great' costume service.


I know how annoying that can be.  I love dogs but they certainly get do annoying things at times.

Maybe there was something outside or maybe he just wanted attention.   Dogs behavior can be hard to figure out sometimes.   Good Luck!


I was going on a trip and couldn't take my dog so I had to board him and I was so worried about it.

He was fine. I just didn't know how he was going to handle it, he is a very nervous dog.

Well maybe if you do it a little more then he will be fine with it. I would be afraid just because he is afraid.

That's true. He was a rescue and sometimes I wonder if he was treated in a bad way and thats why he is like that.

Maybe so. It's good he has a good home now.

I like to think he does. I just hope he is as happy as he makes me.


My wife and I are going to buy are very first brand new car this week.

A Chevy Cruze. We have been working hard to get our credit score up to get a really good interest rate.

That's a nice car, you are going to enjoy it.


I just finished eating dinner.  We had red beans and rice and with sausage.  I'm as full as a tick!

That sounds amazing! How long does it take to make the beans? Do you have to soak them?

I had to soak them for 3 hours.  I think that's what makes that meal so satisfying - the wait!

I can smell the beans and sausage as we speak.. I always find after cooking I'm never hungry. Maybe that's because I snacked the entire time I was cooking.


My son just said his first words this weekend.  They just came out of nowhere.

Well, that's wonderful and I know it really is so great to hear your child's first words!

It was!  He has been a little bit of a late bloomer, but it was worth the wait.

For Sure. Before you know it, he'll be saying full sentences!


I remember just taking a deep breath the other day in the garden and just feeling happy

That sounds lovely. Do you have many flowers?

I have a garden so fully packed that I can't see my neighbors at all!

That is quite impressive! You must be very proud of your work!


I was really annoyed when my boss was not being treated well

So I take it you get along well with your boss?

That's great to hear, often times we here of people who hate their bosses!


I am trying to prepare for my grad school interview.

Oh wow! That must be quite nerve-wracking, although I am sure that you will do great! What are you planning to study?

Thank you, I am going for Psychology (counseling.)


I am very reluctant to confront my boss on her behaviors recently. She is picking on all the male employees for no reason..

Yeah, she is acting discriminatory for no reason at all. It really sucks..

People aren't tolerating that type of behavior anymore. She had better watch it.


I won tickets to see my favorite band in concert the other day!

That's freakin awesome! I never win anything, go you! What band is it?

It's a band called Say Anything, I've been a fan of theirs since 2006!

I love them!!! So jealous, hope you have a blast!


I've been trying to have a baby for a long time. My girlfriend thought she might be pregnant so she took a pregnancy test. Waiting for the results was so nerve wracking~

You must be feeling so anxious, yet so excited right now!

Yes I am... I'm really hoping for the best. But trying to prepare for nothing.

You need to keep a cool head though, try doing some sports to relax your mind.


I'm feeling pretty guilty, I used my wife's razor's to shave this morning.

Would she mind that? I wouldn't really mind that so much.

Probably not, but I feel weird about it, but surprisingly they work really well.

We all use a certain brand here. Now, if you used my toothbrush, that would be fighting actions!


I am going to be having my baby next week.

It's a girl. I have spent the past several days getting her room ready, packing for the hospital, and getting meals made in advance to put in the freezer.


my neighbors were so loud last night i didn't get enough sleep and now i feel so cranky!!

uhhh i know how you feel!! we have some young neighbors downstairs and sometimes they have late night parties in their apartment

tell me about it. i even talked to them several times but they don't care


The first time when I saw him playing, I was very influenced by his style!


I am so mad school is back, traffic will be horrible.


I am sorry to hear that. Mine died of old age as well last month.

I am sorry that happened too. I never thought I would be this upset over a dog.

Me neither, but in the end, I really didn't think about him as a dog, he was just my buddy. I hope fond memories of him get you through this.


I left work early today and feel a little bad about it. I was really sick and now I know I'll have to play catch up later today when I go back.

Oh, you shouldn't feel bad! Everyone gets sick every once in a while and I would hope that your boss and coworkers were very understanding of your needs. It is important to take care of yourself.

I hope they understand but it's usually frowned upon. I just was so violently ill I couldn't be there any longer.

Well, it is very important for you to take care of yourself and if your boss doesn't understand that, I would be searching for other employment. Hopefully, they are completely fine with your needs.


My neighbor keeps letting her dog use the bathroom on her balcony.

That is just gross!  Have you spoken to her about it?

It's revolting. I reported her to the HOA but she keeps doing it. I'm going to say something if I catch her out there letting her dog out.

I hope the HOA does something about that - that's just disgusting!


my brother once called me the black sheep infront of my entire family

I am the black sheep in mine, self declared.

Me too, but he didnt have to broadcast it to everyone like that.

No he didn't.. but at least they were admitting they were assholes, you didn't have to wait till you were older to figure it out.


I found out some bad news the other day.

Oh no :( Can you tell me? It's okay if it's too private.

I just got back my grade for my final for my class and I failed it. I studied real hard, but unfortunately it didn't seem to matter.

Oh my gosh I'm so sorry that really sucks. :( Can you talk to the professor and try to make it up or find out what you did wrong?

I'm going to have to at least try. Maybe they'll be understanding and let me attempt again.

Good luck to you! I wish you all the best <3


a guy pulled out in front of me, almost caused a dang wreck

shoot me too, then he decides to drive so slow


Nice!  Hope something horrible didn't happen to you just to get it.  You getting a lot?

it is supposed to be half a million, a sewage pipe busted over me while i was in a store

Wow!  That seems worth it!!!!  Wish it had happened to me! ha ha.  Hope you're healthy still and congratulations!


I can't believe my son is turning 4 tomorrow. He was just a sweet, chubby baby a minute ago.

4 is still a baby for me...but i'd start treating him like a man

Yeah, I'm glad he's still little.  Ha ha, he tries to talk in a deep voice like a man already.  Its hilarious.


I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day.

Why did you feel like you needed to steal candy?

I just wanted something sweet. Looking back on it, it wasn't really worth it lol

Stealing very rarely is worth it, that doesn't stop people from doing it.


Last week I was so upset when my dog jumped up on the table and started eating my child's birthday cake! I really yelled at the mutt!

Oh no, I hope your kid wasn't too upset. Maybe need to lock the dog in another room when food is out.

I can't blame him for making a move like that. I thought he was outside at the moment. Well, we were able to salvage enough for the party!

Well that's good they yall still had cake. I'm sure you will laugh about this in the future.