I couldn't believe it when my wife told me she is pregnant with our first child!

Dang! I bet that feeling felt incredible! Did you guys celebrate?

No, I work two jobs so I got to celebrate by going to work, but I celebrated in my heart.

Well, that's kinda meh. But congratulations still!


I am really scared.  I moved into this new house and I swear to you it is haunted.

Not only do you hear things, like footsteps and knocks, I can smell things..

Oh, my, god, I have lived in a haunted house before,  what do you smell?


I can get fit in 3 months. Takes discipline

Unfortunately, I have very little discipline. I'm probably too addicted to carbs to get fit very quickly.

I eat plenty of carbs. It's all about timing


I just finished my last exam and am very relieved to be finished!

Congrats! That is always a great feeling.

Yes, it feels like all the hard work I put into studying has paid off.


I woke up one morning and found a puppy in my bed. I wasn't expecting that!

Whoa! Was that a good surprise, or a bad surprise? I could see that going either way, but at least it would be exciting! I had that happen when I got one for Christmas. Well, actually it was in my parent's bed, and I barged into their room to ask if we could go downstairs and open presents, and I saw the one they had gotten me and had been hiding to surprise me with.

That sounds like a fun Christmas morning.  For me it was a fine surprise.  I think my wife got it for herself, but surprised me with it.

That's pretty cool! I hope everything goes well with the training and raising of it. Your wife sounds really cool to do that for you.


i have a presentation tomorrow. I am ready for it.

That's good. I assume you have studied hard and are prepared?

for the past two weeks I have bee working on it and this week I have been practicing it


I went to a wedding. I saw many of my friends from my grade school past.

Wow, you remember your friends from grade school? Maybe if I saw them again those memories would come back.

Yes I do. Some of them I am still very fond of.

Well, I hope you had a really great time. It sounds like you probably did!


I was surprised when Trump won the election.

Well, no use crying over silled milk I say.


When my son was born it felt like I had everything I needed in life.

It really was, my life finally felt complete.


So all my friends went on vacation last week :(

Judging by the :(, I'm assuming you didn't get to join them?

Yeah, we were supposed to go but I couldn't get off work. I got to see all the pictures on Facebook though, ha! So envious.

I would be envious too.  Perhaps next time you can go somewhere and return the feeling :D

I hope where ever you go, you visit someplace amazing!


I was scared last year at this time. I had a couch that would not go away

Dang. I meant a cough that would not go away. Sorry about that

Haha no worries. I though how could a couch could be scary... Are you OK? did you go to the doctor?


They want their business to done in digital basis. So they contact us to digitalis the business.


I was trying to win a gift card in the work raffle ticket contest, and I lost by one number!

Yeah, I bought a lot of tickets to try to win, so I feel sad about that.


I am frustrated when my wifi is not working properly

Dang, i can relate. Have you researched other wifi providers?

yeah, but they are more expensives. Sometimes it takes forever to load a video

I understand that. its crazy how our tax money paid for them to improve that and they never did.


my wife is going overseas for 1 month. gosh i will miss her so much. i don't even know what to do

oh man im sorry to hear that! where is she going?

Kazakhstan. she is going to visit her parents

oh man, it would be nice if you could go with her


Last week was my parents anniversary. e had a family dinner for them with my siblings and I.

Oh thats wonderful! how long have your parents been together?

40 years. I was designated the cook and almost burned the house down!

Oh geez, lol. Do you not like to cook? Congratulate your parents for me. It's great to find someone you love and then also to have it last so long!


A new baby means a lot changes.  One of those is the amount of time my wife and I have together.

Yes, but they also bring about a lot of good changes as well.

Agreed.  I know it's a necessary thing but I'm a little jealous of the time my wife spends with the baby.

Yes, the first years of a baby's life, the mother pretty much spends entirely with them. The husband is kind of left out in the cold.


i cant wait for my new car to be delivered to me tomorrow!

Great car! I love Subarus, my favorite is the impreza with turbo


I recently got a job with better pay. I'm stoked to see my first paycheck.

Oh yeah! And I don't have to work many more hours, which to me is the best part.


So, yesterday morning, some ingrate stole my cappuccino at Starbucks.

How did that happen? I would be so upset.

Well, it was pretty busy, so I think he just thought it was his. Maybe we had the same name? Anywho, all I know is is that I was far grumpier than usual.

Did Starbucks not make you a new one? I am definitely grumpy if I don't get my morning coffee!


I was going to a wedding outside of my city, and had arranged to have my dogs watched while I was gone, but the person backed out really soon before I had to leave.

Oh no! That's awful!  I watch animals for a few different people and I would never do that.  That's very unprofessional. Did they have an emergency?

Something like that, they were vague.  It was through a company so I couldn't really get much out of them.  Luckily a friend stepped up and watched them for me.

That's ridiculous.  I was going to see who might have helped you.  I'm so glad your friend helped.  Hope you had a great time!


I don't think my new neighbors are nice people

They were really lous and cursing all night and their toddlers were playing inthe street. Im kind of scared of them

Their toddlers were in the street? I feel like that is almost CPS level issues


i am pissed that someone put a dent in my door

They didn't leave a note!?!?!?!?  That is the worst.  That is the kind of thing that makes you want to bring out forensics to take a paint sample and hunt the people down to bring them to justice.

no they didnt leave anything except for the dent :(

Ugh, that should be illegal...wait a minute...I think it is illegal.  So frustrating.


I went out and bought a lottery ticket last thursday.

That's always fun. Did you win any money?


Hi, at march break I went to Disney World with my family.

We were there for a week.  A lot of the roller coasters made me nervous though.

aw what was your favorite things to do while there


I just got promoted to be a supervisor at my job. I'm so happy that my employer promoted me!

That is great. It is always good to have some recognition for the good job done.

Yeah I'm glad that my company saw and rewarded my hardwork.


I am very sad, my mother recently passed away from a heart attack

Oh no. I'm so sorry. I totally understand how you feel. Mine passed away a few years ago, It's very difficult

Yeah, I am very lucky to a have a great boyfriend, has has been very supportive and is helping me pull myself together.

It definitely helps to have a lot of support around you. Take care of yourself through this very difficult time.


It's always nice to have some good friends.

It is.  I hope you have friends that are good


I am feeling happy I have money saved up.

that's great! Sometimes it's kind of hard to save up money but it's good to have something saved up when things get bad

I know right? Sometimes you don't even have enough for bills let alone to save! I almost never have had a time in life where I have been able to save any money.

you should be proud of yourself! good job!


It's great I work my own hours and the pay is great!

That's pretty neat! I work in a Nike sweatshop in Siberia, so I really can't say the same!


I came home the other day to find my brother waiting for me! I had not seen him in almost 5 years! I couldn't believe it!

Aww how nice of him! I bet you were happy

I was, especially since it was completely unexpected and out of nowhere!

How long had it been since you had seen him?


I got to see Stephen King on his book tour for his new novel. He was handing out 100 signed books, but I didn't get one.

Yeah I was really hoping to get one. It was still pretty amazing to see him speak live though!


That's awesome, congrats! Do you have a job lined up for when you finish?

Not yet, but I can't wait to graduate and start working.

Yes, it will be nice to have a good pay cheque coming in.


I love waking up late on the weekends and just feeling like everything's great!

Weekends are beautiful if you don't work on them and have nothing to do!

Yep it just feels so nice to relax for a change.

Enjoy the weekend as much as you can for me; I work all day today!


it was impressive when the lakers signed lebron

Yes that was an exciting moment for him and for the team as well!

me too .. i hope they stomp the warriors

I have a feeling that with Lebron on their team, they are going to do just that.


I am sorry to hear that. I hope she is comfortable at least.

She is not going to make it much longer.

Do you have plans on how to spend these last days with her?


I saw the baby ducks again in the creek behind by house and luckily they are all still there. So cute.

12, so cute to watch the mother count them all the time to see if they are all still there.


You know actually speaking on that, I've historically been a terrible cook but I've been practicing a lot and I'm getting really comfortable with where I'm at. I made caramel-fudge brownies today and they were reaaally good.

Man, that sounds really delicious. Where'd you get the recipe?

My boss from work has all sorts of recipes like that. She taught me how to make Jalapeno Pepper Jelly, and that's so excellent on biscuits. You should try it if you haven't had it before.

Your boss sounds pretty amazing. I want to work with you guys, hahaha.


I let out a rip roaring fart in the office today. The kind that makes small birds die.

That's fantastic! Was anyone around to witness the glory?

Oh, there were plenty. I don't think I'll ever live it down. A few people were sent to the ER!

You deserve a purple heart for the bravery you showed today.


Having a child changed my life. I never imagined I could be so protective of something.

I have heard the same thing from my friends who have kids!  They say it's like a force takes over as soon as the baby is born

Yes you want to sheild them from everything bad and nurture them.


thats awesome , i have not purchased cds in ages lol

I burned these old ones, had my favorite pop punk songs ont hem.

i bet that brought back a lot of wonderful memories , from the good old days


We just got a new puppy.  My older dog knew to let that one out first when I got home from work.

That is very cute, the little one probably couldn't hold its bladder as long.

Definitely not.  I was surprised that he knew to let the little one go first!

That was very smart of him, maybe he remembers back to his puppy days.


I took my last final exam for the semester yesterday. I think I did smashing on it.

That is awesome! What subject was it in?

It was statistics, which I find somewhat challenging. I studied my but of though and felt like I aced it.

I sure hope that you did. Statistics is tough!


When I was at college, some tenagers were extorting money from me.

They threating me, beating me. I was too afraid to say anything.


I ruined my friends wedding because of my drunken behavior

Yea I saw video of my inexcusably drunk behavior. I feel so ashamed that I haven't been able to look my friend in the eye since then.

OK now I'm curious...what the hell did you do


I am so proud of myself for winning a medal at the track meet we had last year.

Congratulations. I never payed any sports.

I enjoyed them because I like competition.


oh man I fell down a flight of stairs at the LSU game last weekend. I was mortified because everyone laughed.

I hate it when people laugh at me, it's so humiliating!

Its the worst. I didn't want to come out of the bathroom afterwards.

Oh god, that's the worst part. The shame afterwards....


I was feeling ill and fatigued the last couple months and just found out that I'm pregnant. Wasn't expecting that!

Do you have any children already or will this be your first?

I have two kids and was done having kids but guess not!  I'm excited about it but it definitely shocked me!  I thought I might have chronic fatigue.


I loaned my friend some money when she was having financial troubles.

That's really kind of you. Not everyone can or will do that. I do hope she pays you back!

I'm sure! It's always nice to help someone in need, but you do hope they'll do the right thing by you when possible.

Yes, if not, it's okay, I'll understand.

You're obviously a very good person and I'm sure your friend knows that - she'll repay you when she can.


My mom raised me and my brother by herself. I wish I could take care of her in her old age.

wow thats great, I hope you are able to do that


After a full year of trying to get a leak fixed, I got help from a neighbor's roofer, who "knew a guy."  He said the guy didn't work on roofs, so I was confused!

Exactly!  The roofer told me that since I replaced my roof and the leak was still there, the problem had to be my fireplace chimney.  He said stone chimneys often develop leaks.  As it turns out, this chimney guy fabricates a type of gutter for chimneys to keep the water from running down the rock.  For $300 he made and installed the "gutter" on site, and I have had NO leaks!


I was walking home the other day, and ran into a stray dog. It chased me for quite a distance.

That is terrifying, did you get away from it?

I climed over people's fences to get away from it, it finally lost me after a few of those.

That is good, who knows if the dog has rabies or not. It would be unpleasant to get bit!


I was dusting and I knocked it over.  I am so upset with myself!

On the bright side you can buy a new vase to replace it!


I looked out my window this morning and saw a skunk staring right back at me!

It was a decent size. Maybe like a small dog. I didn't smell it, but I as still freaked out by it.

Yeah, gotta be careful and give them their space


Last night I had the chance to finally lay down in my bed and read a book after a long work week. It felt so good.

It is nice to have some time to care of ourself. What book did you read?

I started reading "A Game of Thrones". Figured it was finally time to read it after binge watching the shows.

I like a lot this show. I am fan but I never read the book.


People say I sing really well. I used to be in talent shows at school

That's awesome. Maybe you have natural talent for it and should try to become a singer!

maybe, I want a steady career though, but singing is definitely super fun for me

You could always post videos to social media in your spare time and see how well received it is. Many people have made it big starting out that way.


I got a break from work, so I went to the park to read my favorite book.

It was. I felt so relaxed and one with nature.


My sister asked me to go out for drinks with her, but I don't drink

I don't think I want to. It makes me feel weird.


I was a little on the fence about letting my daughter go to a party


My daughter was up all night teething, and I made sure to give her extra cuddles to comfort her.

Oh that is a tough period. Poor baby! But with mammas love everything is alright. You are such a great mother!

It is so tough but the most we can do is let them know we love them, and will be there for them. Thanks!

Yeah, hopefully they have invented something that helps with the pain for the teething. Hopefully is is natural.


After working for a week straight and running a lot of errands, today is my first day off in a while.

That must feel very refreshing. Would you say you feel content?

It is, I'm super happy. Currently playing some Zelda on the Switch, it couldn't get any better than this!

Nice! I want to get that game next week. Looks really cool.


Broke up with my girlfriend last week. I don't have anyone to do stuff with anymore.


My boyfriend and I did a cooking class for dater night.

We make chicken parmesan with home made pasta. He got the best student award!


I got an ice cream cake for my birthday and it was really good. It was rather big so we had plenty left over we kept in the freezer. My husband took it out to defrost it enough to cut it while I wasn't home and totally forgot about it and it all melted. I was upset.

I'm sorry to hear that! It sounds like an honest mistake.

I feel that its more like inconsiderate. My parents got me the cake and he forgot about it because he was losing in his video game. Honest mistake? Okay but seriously inconsiderate

Oh wow, defenitly sounds like he was too focused on video games. Maybe talk to him about how it made you feel so you don't get resentful.


its been a hard week. my childhood best friend died

OH no! I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?

Have you got plenty of people around to support you?


I was going on a weekend to the lake but ended up getting sick.

That's unfortunate. Did you have the flu?

A really bad cold/cough.  It definitely has me in bed.  I was so looking forward to the fun time.

Your next adventure will go much smoother. I once got a really bad rash in Hawaii when I visited.


My dog was stung by a bug.  His lip got huge and looked really funny but I felt terrible for him!

Poor doggy! Did you have to take him to the vet?

I did end up taking him in. Luckily it wasnt too serious and he was fine a couple days later.  He looked so sad with his big lip!

I bet he did, I'm glad he's okay though.


It took a lot of work and a whole lot of training, but last week I managed to place second place in a bodybuilding show I competed in!

That's incredible! You must feel on top of the world!

It feels pretty great! It's not first place, but hey, it's my first show. I'll get it next time.

I'm sure all the hard work and effort you put in to it really shows. I am trying to get in shape myself, and your story is inspiring!


I was really scared when a tornado came down a few hundred feet from my house.

Oh that is scary, that happened to us a couple months ago!

Yeah, there is really nothing you can do about it I guess.

I suppose find the safest spot to bunker down, it's hard not to panic though


I accidentally broke a vase at my moms house on sunday.

i hope your mom can understand , it was an accident and everyone makes mistakes

I haven't told her yet, she didn't notice.


I have been struggling financially recently.

Yes. My parents offered to help by taking ny kids back to school shopping. That was a huge help!


I made a mistake at work but everyone blamed a coworker. I feel so bad about ir.

I am too afraid of the consequences and I think it is too late.

That's understandable. Hopefully, you won't make the same mistake next time.


i applied for a job promotion. But i won't know if i got it or not until next week

The waiting must be very difficult and nerve wracking.

i know, im having trouble concentrating at work, I just want to know right now


I am applying to grad school and I hope to get accepted.

Yes, I take that text in September. I am not looking forward to it.

your husband could probably help you with the math portion!


I'm changing careers. Going to cooking school.

If you have the drive for it, im sure you will do great!


Listening to my mom play certain songs or the ones I used to sing with childhood friends

That is always fun. Lots of good memories there.


when i don't know what's going to happen it gives me so much stress

it's like the first day at a new job or in a doctor's office waiting room

I feel for you and hope you have a way to manage it


I have a date with a new guy tonight, he's taking me out to dinner

I let him pick, he's taking me to a nice Italian place.


Someone I am kind of in a relationship with wants to come over this weekend and I am not sure about it.

It's too soon after so much trauma as happened and I don't want to deal with anymore upset.

Then just tell him no.  If it's meant to be he'll respect it


Back when I was in high school, I studied very hard for the SATs.

When I went to take them I knew I was as ready as I could be. And I did great - almost a perfect score!


Today I came home to find that my dog ripped all our pillows into shreds! I was so angry that I had to punish my dog.

That's terrible! How did you punish your dog?

I yelled at her for a bit and put her into the cage for a little bit.


It's hurricane season in my area and I've been stocking up on supplies just in case a storm comes!

Sounds like you're ready to ride out the storm. Are you afraid?

No, I've been through many bad storms. I've learned to buy water, canned food, batteries and LED lanterns early in the season to beat the crowds!

True. I bet it was a mad house at the supermarket today.


When I was pregnant, the smell of cooking egss made me feel so sick

I tried, but once I had to go to a brunch work thing for my husband's job.  I spent the whole time in the restroom.

Wow! That happened to me at work when I was pregnant, too. Except for me, it was curry.


i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon


I had my baby cousin over the other day. He's so cute but he's oh so fragile looking. I had to be very careful.

The little ones always feel so fragile, what did you do?

I kept him in his little rocker for the most part, but I picked him up with a soft towel when I needed to.

Little ones love rockers or swings, did you have a good time watching your cousin?


I discovered a family of rats living under my balcony. They give me the creeps!

Oh gosh! That's terrible. I stayed in a house with a rat problem for a while, it was not fun. What're you going to do about them?

Well I tried to scare them away but they almost attacked me! I had to run back in the house.

Woooow, haha. Time for a game plan! I hope you can get rid of them, you may need to call up some friends or an exterminator.


My husband and I renewed out wedding vows for our 25th anniversary. It was such a sweet and memory filled day.

Wow! Congratulations! That sounds like a wonderful thing to do. Was it just the two of you?

Thank you. No, my grown children were there. They made a slide show of hubby and I over the years. Brought tears to my eyes.

Aw that is so sweet. That sounds like the most special day.


I remember the days when gas was a dollar a gallon.

I think I'm too young for that but man wouldn't that be nice today?

Those were the good old days, young one.

I'm sure they were, I can barely afford to survive.


My daughter graduated over the summer, and I felt a sense of accomplishment for her.

Oh that's great. Is she going to  collge?

Yes she is starting up in a few weeks! :)


i think the braves are going to make a run this yea


I went to the gym today to register with a promotion were I was supposed to get 1 free month. But it turned out the promotion was expired.

Oh no! I hate when things like that happen. You can sometimes still get it if you try to speak to the manager

I tried to but he was not available at the time, I guess I will tried again tomorrow.

Yea...sometimes gym managers tend not to be there which is a pain. I hope it works out for you, though!


I did. I was so angry and cursing his 9 lives while tossing the nastiness away.


I really enjoyed taking care of my nephew yesterday. His mother had left him with me since she had work.

That can be a fun time, it is nice to watch kids sometimes

I agree. We just played xbox and had snacks. I feel he really enjoyed his time.

I love playing video games, I am sure he really enjoyed that, even I would have!


It is hard to be alone sometimes, this past weekend I feel like I went through every emotion.

I know how you feel. What helped me was getting a bicycle and get out in the sun for some exercise.

I like to go outside sometimes but I try to keep my mind busy so I don't get more upset. I have a partner..kind of..but he is away getting help and everyday I just don't know everyday how it will go or how long it will take. It's hard!

I feel you. Well it sounds like you keep yourself busy with a hobby at least.


Not all of my high-school memories are fond ones. Like the time I drank too much and passed out at a party.

I was about 16 at the time. The thing is, I passed out right in front of the entrance to the house. Everyone coming and going had to step over me!

That is young, I wish someone had helped you!


MY daughter finally went to bed at a decent time

Bedtimes can be really hard for the kids and the adults too. LOL

That is definitely true. I was pretty much forcing her all summer break and she still wouldnt go

Oh no, I have to take her side now. Summer's are made to break the rules.


i feel so guilty, my sister crying because 'someone eat her cake' that she had been saving for 2 days now, and that someone was non other than me...

Oh no, maybe buy her a new cake to make it up to her!

oh wow you are such a genius! why didn't i think of that before... there is always a bright side to everything

Yes there is! Maybe throw in a cupcake too, I am sure she will forgive you in a heart beat! I know I would. :)


When I was ten my favorite friend moved to a new state.

I treid to keep in touch but we drifted away.  I hope he is happy in his life though.


My dad got sick when I was 13 and he ended up passing away because of it.

It was a horrible. He was on life support for over 24 hours


I went to an auction last week and saw this guy spend so much money!


My date ended up paying for our dinner. My card got denied

Oohh...if you're the girl that's ok...if you're a guy c'mon buddy, bring some cash lol

Tsk tsk gotta have a backup.  Nothing turns a girl off more than having to pay for everything...they like the feeling of security


Last year I made a bet with my friend and he lost, so he had to buy me a Nintendo Switch. I was so great.

I made a bet that he would not lose 20 pounds in 3.5 months. I was hoping that he would win the bet, but on the bright side I got a switch :) Win-win for me.

Oh! Gotcha! I've never played the switch but I heard it's an exciting console!


I went to the bowling alley all by myself because my friends ditched me. It was pretty darn awful.

Did you have fun there by yourself at least?

I tried too, but I felt bad seeing everyone else in large groups having a blast. That should've have been me yesterday!

You should have joined one of the other groupls and pretended to belong.  See who would've said something first.


I remember when I was a kid we use to play all day until the streetlights came on.

I lived in an apartment complex and there was a pool, so I loved swimming.


Everytime I take my kids to the pool. I feel so content while they run around and have fun.

Sounds like a good time.  I'm not surprised. Do you take them often?


My best friend recently moved to another state and I haven't seen her in a while

Yeah, I do. We would see each other almost everyday because she lived so close. I'm feeling really alone.

That must be really tough. I hope you can see her again soon.


The policeman was nice bringing me home.

That is a very nice thing for him to do. Where did he pick you up?

I crashed my dirtbike so he drove me home but i was scared of him.

Wow were you ok? Lucky you didn't have to go to the hospital!


One of my very dear friends got his dream job recently. He was so diligent in finding information and contacts. I so respect what he's achieved.

Well, it takes perseverance and a bit of luck, but you can do it!

My dream job is being born rich. Its too late for that

Lol, you and me both. You could always marry a Kardashian!


My little brother has gotten really good at bowling recently and it kind of floors me!

Oh wow, maybe he can get a scholarship! I know some colleges now offer bowling athletic programs.

Perhaps! He's joining the high school bowling team so that may help his chances as well. Do you like to bowl yourself?

You must be very proud of him! Yes, I love to bowl with my family but I'm not very good at it!


I feel so much better about myself and life in general now that I

Sorry, I accidentally hit enter haha. Now that I've been working out for about a month!

Oh that is great! I've heard that exercise can really help mentally and physically!


I was enjoying the morning watching the kids play in the pool.

That sounds like such a fun, peaceful morning. So jealous you have a pool, it's been scorching outside!

Well it's only a kiddie pool, kids are very little. It was a very nice morning.

Ah okay, nice for the kiddos then. They grow up fast, so hold onto these moments while you can:)


I am satisfied with my performance in a video games this morning. I am starting to be patient more.

No, just playing patient and not doing anything rash.

What do you play. I just preordered Call of Duty BO4


My wife just got over being sick. It was a weird summer flu. It could've been worse

I'm glad that she's starting to feel better.

Yeah I got to spend a lot of time with her helping her out. It felt great doing that for her.


I found some of my old baseball stuff, great memories


I sat home alone on my birthday last year and no one same by to see me

I wish that was not the case, I would have came.

That's so thoughtful of you to say!  Made my day brighter!

I hope you have much brighter days moving forward.


i am shaken up but luckily a security guard at the club saw the whole thing as stopped it

That is insane.  Thank God there was someone there to intervene.


I had to put my ferret to sleep last week.

Oh that is awful. The loss of a pet is just the worst

I know, I am so hurt just thinking about it.

I hope it starts to not hurt so much. I always take forever to stop hurting from those things.


I went to the park all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonesome.

I did - but my friends ditched me! Some friends they are.


So some parents might react differently but im quite proud of my daughter, she peed on the floor and came to show me what she did. Its the thought that counts.

That would make me mad, do you have carpet or hardwood?

Its carpet, it didnt bother me because shes in potty training stage and I am just glad she came to show me she did it so she realized it was wrong! ( lol )


I am so ready for the first Monday Night Football game.

I haven't really watched it on TV but my family watches it sometimes.


My wife bought me a new watch for my birthday! She is such a sweetheart.

That was such a nice thing to do! She seems very caring!

She is! It was a watch that I had been wanting for a long time. I have used the same G-Shock watch for 6 years (which I love), but I wanted the upgraded version.

That is so nice that she made note that you had been wanting it for so long!


I saw the new Jurassic Park movie the other day. It was such a let down for me.

i remember being a kid when the first one came out

Same here!  It is one of my favorite movies!  For some reason, the new one just falls flat for me.  I expected so much more.

i think the franchise has just started trying too hard.


A few days ago I took my personal training certification test. I really thought I did horribly, but today I got my results in the mail and I scored a 98%!

Thanks. I'm so stoked! I guess I shouldn't doubt myself; I did study pretty hard.


During the day today, I was in an Uber when it crashed. I'm just thankful no one was hurt!

Oh my! That is so scary. Thank goodness you are ok. Was it the Uber driver's fault?

It was both drivers faults. They should have both paid attention. It could have been worse though.

Absolutely. Knock on wood, I've still never been in a car crash. Make sure you go to the doctor if you have any pain over the next couple of days.


She annoys me as well! She seemed pretty fraudulent in the last election.

Yes, especially for all those emails they found on her private server. Despicable.


I keep seeing everyone at the beach, I want to go to the beach!

I love the beach. We can only go once a year!

I love the beach, too! We can only go once also!


I am assured I will do very well on my exams tomorrow. I have prepared very well all night.


A thunderstorm raged all of last night! It kept me awake all night!

Thunder always keeps me up, it gets so loud sometimes! And the wind!

It is quite frightening! I wish that I could overcome my fear.

Yes, I could understand how it could be very fearful. It's quite scary to be woken up that way as well.


Are you  a good driver? I seem to hit things a lot.

I have never had an accident. Been driving for 22 years now

I've never had a serious accident, which is good. But people in my neighborhood like to leave trash cans out on the street, and the roads are narrow.

Trash cans? How odd. Maybe you should complain to the city


The other day I won $100 on a scratch off lottery ticket and I couldn't believe my luck

I haven't won on a ticket in a long time, but I once one $300!! Spend it on anything fun?

I was shocked!  I am currently saving up money for a vacation, so it all just went towards that

Hey that's still fun! I spent mine on paying off a credit card in part, which is boring but lead to more money in the long run.


I had eggs for breakfast this morning. I don't think I cooked the eggs enough and the yolk was raw, I felt like vomiting.

Oh no, that's the worst to spend time cooking something and then taking a bite and it's awful.

I could have gotten sick. It was so disgusting..

I've done it before so I feel your pain.


The bugs that creep me out the most is those eight legged spiders I seen a huge one in my car this weekend.

Me either I screamed so loud lol I be afraid thy may crawl on me I would freak out.

You should always have bug spray on you at all times.


I hit my head on the door's corner and it left me with a wound

That's terrible! Is it a festering wound that will turn you into a zombie?

ah no!! But i am afraid it will scar thats worse than being a zombie

Nonsense! If you're a zombie, you'll be brainless and the scar will be the least of your worries!


My interest rate just went up on my credit card.

No, I've been great about it.  I am so mad it happened.

It shouldn't have, maybe you need to call customer service and question them as to why.


When I was a child, my Mother and I took care of a garden allotment. I always think back on that time fondly, it was the best time of my life.

That sounds so sweet, it's always nice to look back on fond times.

It sure is. Maybe it wasn't even that good, but, in my memory, it's perfect.


It impressed me to see Lebron to go the lakers

That's incredible! I would have never expected him to leave Cleveland.

Yeah we will see, are you a big basketball fan?


I won first place at the egg swallowing contest at my school the other day!

It is! It is quite the competition here in Alaska. We don't have much to do, so we try to humor ourselves with the simpler things in life.


thank you so much, nothing happened to us thankfully my oil pan was broken though

Well that's nothing compared to what could have happened.

yeah for sure we got very lucky with that. It was just oil everywhere but nothing caught fire.


It is nice to have in-laws that are accepting and loving. So many people don't have a good relationship with their in-laws.

Yes I agree. I did have a good relationship with my m other in law but recently it changed.

Aw I'm sorry. Mine is only a few years old but it's been smooth sailing so far.

Mine has been around 7 years and it's been a little rocky.


Back when I was in school, one day I felt really very mortified and red faced!

I pooped in my own pants, in front of my friends!

sheesh, i'm sorry about that sharting is the worst


My husband is in the service and he leaves when on active duty I be missing him so much.

No he has been gone for 5 months now I can't wait to hug him though so for now I sleep in his shirts it seems like the closet I can get and it is so dear to me to wear it.

I'm sorry to hear that, he is a brave man.


My daughter got out of the hospital and was still very sick. I had her come home so I could care for her. whe was moved out at the time.

I hope she feels better. I think its great she still has you to help out.

yes she feels pretty lucky. we don't always get along but I'm there when she needs me.

It is always best to be able to have family to lean on.


A have a friend that is going to be visiting me this week! I cannot wait!

She was a very close college friend and now she lives a few hours south.

College and high school friends are always close to the heart. I'm glad she lives fairly close!


MY friend got back with her ex boyfriend

Oh no, I take it that you aren't happy about it?

I am not. He is terrible. She promised that she was done. Im really mad at her.

Sometimes you have to let people make mistakes to really learn from them.


Remember our beautiful dog at home? Well unfortunately he did recently. The family are so so sad.

I am so sorry to hear about your dog. What happened to him?

He was old and died of old age. He was such a big part of the family.


I am so upset with the shipping company. They lost my special package!

They are making me file a claim with the shipper, and go that route. It is very upsetting.


I have held on to my old Nintendo even though it broke many years ago. Its a great reminder of the first video game system I owned.

Thats awesome. i wish i still had mine.  I sold it a couple years ago

Its really cool to have around. I just wish it still worked.

I wonder if there are any repair shops that could fix it


I am really looking forward to fall already


I alwaus try to donate to charity when I can

Yeah that does make you feel good. But make sure it's a good charity.

I like that you can donate change at registers. Every little bit counts.

I like those too especially when i don't want change anymore.


i feel bad for never having money to participate in work functions

I know that feeling. What do you tell your coworkers?

oh i've brought lunch or i have lunch plans that day.

I think you risk not building social ties with your coworkers but sometimes you have no choice.


My boss is piling on the work but keeping my pay the same. He claims he can't afford to pay me more, but I know that's not true.

Typical of most companies.  Ask employees to do more and pay less.

Yep, it's so frustrating. I'm ready to shake up the system but I feel limited in what I can do, besides quit.


I was really upset when I heard my best friend lied to me

The worst part is I don’t like to confront her when she lies because the denial is just ridiculous

But you have to do it otherwise you wont be able to trust her.


I just love playing retro games. Takes me back

Oh, me too! I love digging out my N64 and SNES from time to time.

Oh yeah? Cool. I like the old Sega Mega Drive games. The music is just classic on those games

Yes, that Yamaha sound chip was magical. We call it the Genesis over here.


The other day I was watching alpine skiing on TV. I am amazed at their skills.

Yeah I love watching them ski during the Olympics. It takes a lot of hard work.  Have you ever skied?

I did when I was a lot younger. I bet they train very hard. They make it look easy!

They sure do. I also really like watching them do trick skiing too.


I have not seen it yet, tell me abnout it

It about a man that they found locked in a cage in prison and he may be the devil.


We were at a family gathering, and my relatives were in town for the weekend and we were saying our final goodbyes before they headed back home. My nephew stood up in front of everyone and farted. He's 11... He should be able to know better. I cringed.

That sure is embarrassing, did he get talked to about his behavior?

No. His parents weren't there to hear it or witness it. I didn't feel like ratting him out or dealing with it, either. Kind of lazy on my part. Everyone just kind of shrugged it off and laughed awkwardly, but you could tell everyone was thinking, "Really? Why?"

I agree, at that age kids should definitely know better and think before doing something. Unbelievable.


I made a big error in the last inning and cost my team the game.

oh man, i'm sorry to hear that! We all make mistakes though, so it's okay. don't be hard on yourslef

It was an easy play. I should of had it.

it's okay though, i'm sure you learned from your mistake


I am proud of my girlfriend for getting a new job, she makes more than me now

That's amazing!  What a commendable job!  Good for her!


That's too bad. Are you going to replace it?

I can not afford to buy another tree right now.

Maybe you will be able to replace it soon. What happened to it?


I had a great weekend with my son, we did a ton of fun things.  At the end of the weekend his attitude changed and he didnt want to listen at all.

That's not good!  What did you do to try to get him to listen again?

I made a deal that if he went to bed he would get tablet time the next day and if he didnt then he wouldnt get any time


It is so unfortunate about how ladies treat men's heart these days

How do you mean? I guess it depends on the lady, does it not?

I just feel sad because my girl friend had relations with my best friend. I am leaving her

Oh, I am so sorry - that is an awful thing to happen. But please don't think all women are like that; many are loving and loyal.


My Keurig just died. This is the third coffee pot in less than a year!

I agree! I am so disgusted right now!!! We drink a lot of coffee lol. Its a 2 hour drive to the closest town to get another one too.

Can you buy two next time and have one in reserve?


I really regret ever dating my last boyfirend.

I hear you. Relationships are hard. What happened?

He is just annoying and never keeps his word. He is the worst.

promises are very important. builds trust. Ultimatums should do the trick ;)


So I accidentally got someone fired for something at work.

That sounds bad. I know it wasn't intentional but what happened?

The person bragged about doing something, that they didn't actually do. Which was highly inappropriate for the job we had. I had to tell the manager due to liability issues. All for it to not even be true.

Well you did what you were supposed to do. It's their fault for saying what they said.


I am so ready to drop the kids off at school on monday

Yep. I am going to iron everyone clothes tonight lol

That's nice. Mine started a couple of weeks ago.


I recently went to eat a restaurant that was not very clean. The whole place had an odd odor and made me uncomfortable.

Ew, that is not good! I wouldn't have been able to stay and eat.

I took about two bites from my plate and couldn't eat anymore. I will not be returning.


I can't believe my 25th anniversary high school reunion is around the corner.

Oh wow. Do you think you are going to go?

Yes. With all the family graduations this year it has really gotten me all sentimental about mine.


I'm so relaxed right now. My daughter is asleep and my son is at school.

That is good, are you going to have a nap?


My girlfriend's cat is sick with Cancer.

I'm so sorry to hear that. How old is the cat?

Only a couple of years old. It's so upsetting to think that she won't make it for much longer.

All you can do is make sure she's not in too much pain as she goes.


I am so not ready for this baby. The wife is due next week, and I'm really uncertain that I'm gonna be a good dad or that we'll have enough to provide for her.

You will be fine. Its going to be hard but dont beat yourself up over it.

I hope you're right. I've read lots of parenting books, and I've been seeing my therapist regularly. There's just so much that I'm still worried about.

Then it sounds like you are already ahead of most new fathers.


My wife's cooking is amazing these days. She has really come a long way from when we first met.

That's wonderful!  It's a lot of work learning to cook.

I can only grill food on a barbecue pit. She has learned how to create new dishes I have never even thought possible.

Grilling is a skill too!  Sounds like she is really enjoying cooking.  It's really an artform


i cant wait for my vacation to start next week!!1

I can imagine how excited you are!  Are you visiting anyone or just going to go see the sights?


I tried for a promotion at work recently.  It's been a while since I've gotten a raise, so I worked pretty hard at it.

No, they ended up giving it to someone with less experience.

That's disappointing. I feel sorry for you.


My coworkers had a birthday party for me last week.

Yes! Somehow they planned it all without me knowing!

That is such a great feeling, they must really care!


My nephews came over a few days ago and it reminded me of my childhood

Oh yeah? What specifically did it remind you of?

Just being carefree and being so excited about everything.

That was a good time for me as well. I liked to hang out with my friends and get in trouble.


My grandson is about to go off to college in the big city next week! He's very excitied! I'm a bit nervous about how he'll do overall.

Oh sweet. I hope he has a good time in college.


I recently returned to my childhood home, and it brought back a flood of wonderful memories. I am feeling quite sentimental.

that is awesome, i feel the same when i drive by my grandparents old home

Yes, it definitely can be an emotional experience. Were/are you close with your grandparents?


Some guy just married my childhood crush!

oh my god!. I hope he loves her as much as you do

I hope so, I am just so envious of him right now!


I rented a house on the beach this summer. It was so dirty that I couldn't stay. There were cockroachs everywhere.

No, I was not able to. I need to sue the landlord.

Oh good luck with that! Next time use airbnb or vrbo


My friend is moving away, I am going to miss her so much. I can't help but cry a little when I think about it.

Aw sorry to hear that...why is she moving

nice well if you keep in touch everyday maybe it won't feel so far


My parents just bought me a new car for my birthday!

It's the new Honda Civic. I woke up and looked outside and there was this bright red car with a bow on it.

Oh hell yeah! I bet you're so thankful to your parents. Enjoy your new car!


I was golfing this weekend, and in the middle of my round it started storming and hailing!

Oh it did.  I was in a bad mood the rest of the day!


i was crushed when i didnt win the lottery

I think we've all gone through that. How many tickets did you buy?


My friend went on a 4 week trip around the world for his company

Me too. She works for a travel consultation company so they sent her around to take photos. Talk about the best job ever!

Wow, It must be a great job. I have a friend that works for a travel agency in Boston in a similar situation. She said since she started she has been to 32 different countries.


On my first date with my wife we got so drunk that I ended up wetting the bed!

She did! She didn't tell me though for years!

how did you feel when you eventually found out that she know?

Absolutely silly! I never knew that was possible!


I am worried about attending my firearms class. I think I will fail the test.

When is the test? Practice makes perfect! Fit it in!


I love it when it is quiet around the house.

I do, but since I have a family it doesn't happen often.

yeah i can relate to that, alone time is sometimes very relaxing


There was this kitten that was poking around my house, and I felt bad for it because it was very hot outside.

Nope, it was all alone.  A neighbor eventually brought it inside, but unfortunately, he didn't know how to care for cats.

The kitten might have been dehydrated.  Hopefully the neighbor called someone else to come help?


I couldn't take my bro out for his birthday this past weekend.

Did something come up where you couldn't make it?

Hopefully you were able to get it fixed, those things happen.


I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday.

That is always a drag. I hope it is routine and nothing serious.

Yeah, it's just a checkup but hospitals make me so nervous.

Oh yeah I know what you mean about hospitals. They are always so busy and you see lots of sick people.


I haven't, though I've stepped in other poo.  Is it similar to others?

Yes a little bit. What types of poo have you stepped in?

Dog mostly, cat once or twice.  Possibly human, but I'd rather not think too hard on that.


Omg. I was devastated I grew up listening to him.

I loved his song Starfish & Coffee when I was little.


I always get excited the day before Christmas.

Yes me too,  is that because of the gifts?

Thats right, I guess since I was a kid have always anticipated opening the gifts in the morning.

Yes it was so exiting! what about now, do you receive many presents?


Found out that I apparently filed my taxes wrong a few months ago, and now they want me to make up for what I should have paid, plus interest. I should have paid more attention or asked for help from someone I guess

Yeah, so does my mom. But that costs money. I was trying to be frugal and just used a free service. But I do a lot of self-employed work and I guess I didn't correctly account for all of the funds I earned over the past year.

Maybethey will let you do a payment plan?

Yeah, they will. It's still extra money that I don't have. Oh well, my fault, have to pay the consequences.

Well I bet you'll do better next time. I hate paying extra for anything.


So funny story, not funny - careless of me, but still somewhat maybe funny? I forgot to put a diaper on my toddler when she went into the clubhouse pool...................

You can only guess what happened from there, she dropped it like its hot right in her swimsuit and everyone seen me running with her to go back home ha ha

lol.. i guess that would be a cool story to tell you child when she grows up huh?


A man punched me on the subway last week, now I'm terrified to leave my house.

No, he was a guy in a suit.  He said my face bothered him.


It's annoying how is always scorching hot on your days off, but nice when you have to work inside all day!

I know the feeling! What you have to do is call in sick on a day that you're schedule to go in.

Haha, that's a good  idea, might have to do that one day!


I had to take my daughter to the doctor the other day. She was very sick.

Oh no!  Hopefully its just the flu.  What did they say?

It was just the flu. I got her some medicine, brought her home, and made tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches.

That's good!  I hope she gets to feeling better soon.  The flu is no fun.


My husband and friends planned me a baby shower without me knowing.

Yes, it was a lot of fun and it caught me off guard. It meant a lot that they did it for me.

That's great! It's so nice that you have people around you who care


I recently was in a Arcade game tournament.

After a hard fought battle I came in second place. But it was to one of the number 1 people in the region.

You did good! There is always a luck factor involved.


She ran her mouth to everyone.  I was surprised

Yeah I hate when people do that. It can ruin things.

Makes me so angry.  Especially when it is supposed to be a good friend

Friends come and go in life, it's up to you to determine if you want to reconcile with this person or not.


I accidentally gave my dog something he was allergic too and he broke into hives.

Oh no, that is really sad. You should research your dog's allergies so that it does not happen with other foods.

I have taken him to the vet so hopefully we can take care of it !

That is great! I hope your dog gets better fast.


i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter what she wanted

Oh ok. That might be out of the question there.


"I was tired when I got home from work yesterday so I just sat on the couch for the rest of the evening and watched tv.

Are you glad you watched TV all night or did you wish you'd done something else?

I was pretty happy to just watch tv and relax

Oh, I know how that feels. I've done that myself nearly every night.


I've a bit nervous. I've got a blind date tomorrow.

oh wow really? You shouldn't be! You should be excited

Maybe a little of both.    I've had some bad blind date experiences

did they go okay? Are you anxious about tomorrow then?


i felt so sad for my brother , when he came home bloody after he got jumped

3 people saw him walking , and started hitting him for no reason


I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand

wow that is so awesome.. i always wanted to learn tricks like that


I just started college again, and while I'm doing great in school, it has lead me to feel very lonely with a lack of social life.

Oh no! You should try to make some more friends with your classmates.

That sound like a good idea if they weren't online classes. Next semester I have a few on campus courses, so I'm hoping I'll be able to make at least one new friend.

I hope you're able to find some friends in the next semester then!


I am jealous of my coworker, he is super smart and athletic

No need to be jealous, I am sure you are much better than him in certain areas.

I have not found one yet, but at worst it inspires me to try harder

I am sure you are much happier at home than he is...lol.


I called someone by the wrong name earlier today. I didn't really know them and hadn't seen them in ages.

I hate when that happens. I bet you meant well but you're left looking like a crazy person! I hope they understood.

They were ok with it, but I hope I didn't hurt their feelings.

I think they will get over it. Most people understood that not everyone is going to remember every little thing.


Recently, i can hear loud noises coming out of my car's engine. It only happens when I accelerate

Oh no, do you know what's wrong? I hate car problems..

I am really afraid of this being something of big concern. I do not want to spend that much money for now

Last time my car had problems, I had to spend so much money. It was awful.


I just finally won some money playing scratch lotto tickets.

Close to $20,000, I think I'm going to spend it on traveling.


Caught my daughter sneaking on her laptop late last night

i had told her no more tv and so she was watching netflix. She thought she was being clever

that was probably us when we were little lol , my little nieces are the same way and they are such bad actors too


Sometimes I just love sitting around doing nothing

That is doing something. It's what we call relaxing.


am pretty sure they are going to expand our hours at work.

Yes.  I will hopefully be able to start earlier and get off earlier

that sounds good! I rather work earlier and leave earlier


Yesterday I went to the supermarket with some old clothes I wear around the house not expecting to meet anyone I know, but I met my boss and his wife.

yikes! That must have caught you off guard.

Yes, but it was to be expected after all, it is what happen when you dress like you expect to meet no one, I guess.

Murphy's law i suppose. I'm sure it wasn't so bad though in the end.


A flood hit and destroyed my house oh god no.

Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. Was anyone hurt?

No but all my things are destroyed oh what will I do.

I know it's hard to lose your stuff, but it can be replaced.  At least you are ok.


Even though it is hard...I have been very committed to someone even when they do not deserve it

Not a lot of people are loyal. Who is this someone?

A partner kind of...They are away at therapy of sorts right now because even though I am committed..I won't be a punching bag. No one else has helped them in their life..being a stable and healthy home..so I have.

Being a punching bag in a relationship is no good. It's a 2 way street. Is your partner doing their part?


I can't believe my 'ex" best friend". he sarted dating my ex girl friend.

I have never experienced something like this before. I can't help but feel rage.

Yeah I don't blame you.  Time to find some new friends!


I cannot wait until next week.  I am going on vacation!

Were going to Disney world.  I need to take time off of work.  I really need a break.  So excited!!!

I am happy for you and hope you have a lot of fun!


I lent my car to my 17-year-old sister today. She left at 10 in the morning and it's midnight, and she still isn't back with it. I trust her mostly, but she hasn't been driving for long, and it makes me nervous thinking of her out there on the road

I tried, and she didn't pick up. I texted her a few times, and she's responded here and there, letting me know her whereabouts, and that's she's fine. But we had an agreed upon time that she's not following, so I don't feel like she's respecting my trust. We'll have to have a talk when she comes home.

I'm glad you're going to talk about it instead of being passive aggressive about it.


I won a teaching award last year for my work with at-risk youth.

How commendable! Congratulations! That is a wonderful accomplishment.

Yes you should be. Giving back to communities is very charitable.

It's nice to be recognized. What do you do for a living?

I live on a farm and take care of many animals. :)


i was at work and had to assist a lady with her 2 lice infected daughters

cringe under my skin as i got them worked up for the nurse to treat them

Disgusting!  I am sorry you had to experience that!


My husband's sister was living with us. She was acting rude so we had to kick her out.

Oh no that is terrible. Are you guys still talking now?

Well that is not good. What did she do that was so bad?


I lost a lot of my muscle mass because I lost motivation and stopped lifting weights. I used to be a decent size in the past so that gives me assurance that I can get back to being big like before.

I hear it is harder the second time around to get into shape but you sound motivated!

Maybe but from what I heard, you still have the muscle memory in your fibers to get big so it should be easier.

Really? Thats good to know because I had no idea. I wish you a lot of luck in regaining your muscles back!


My old roommate never did any dishes.  He also didnt wash any food off the plates so we had a sink full of dirty dishes and rotting food at all time.  It was miserable living there.

So, I take you left to live someplace else?

Haha yes, I ended up saving up then moving out and buying my own place.  I wont miss the flies sitting around the kitchen and he's still just as messy...now its on his own though instead of with other people.

Just remember to never invite you ex-roomate to your new place, EVER!!!!!!


Even though I'm a christian and I serve God to the best of my abilities, I have been in a rut lately. Last week, during revival, for the first few nights, everyone was praising and participating in worship and just really feeling the Spirit, but I couldn't for whatever reason, and it made me feel bad.

Oh, I know what you mean. I have felt that way. Best thing to do is pray about it and don't be hard on yourself.

Yes, I prayed about it multiple times, and by the last night, I was able to feel the Spirit move and I was able to praise and worship too. It felt amazing and it carried over into both services on Sunday too.

That's amazing! I'm so happy your prayers were answered. God knows your heart.


I worked on my truck all weekend. Spent $215 on parts and a special tool. Still did not fix the miss in the engine.

It has a miss. Sometimes when you are driving it sputters and jerks and barely has any power. Other times it drives just fine. I have replaced so many things on it and nothing makes a difference for very long.

Sorry to hear that. I hope you find what is the problem with the engine.


My buddy from college was just down recently, we got to talking about fun times back then.

It's always fun to remember the fun (and sometimes wild) times from college with a friend.

Yeah we got to talking about all the pranks we played on the guy we didn't like.

Haha hopefully that guy isn't scarred for life or something.


I recently moved from Alabam aall the way to Indiana. I like it a lot better, but I hate having to leave my family behind. I miss them.

Yea that is really far. Give it some time and I am sure you will meet some new people.

Thanks for that! I've been feeling pretty blue, so I appreciate it.

It takes time to adapt to a new city. Get involved in some groups to meet like minded people.


I work all day long and my teenager have been home all summer.

is it gonna feel better , when they finally start going back to school ?

Well, I hope so - but I just wish they would clean up a bit when they are home.

my little sister is the same way, these new kids my dad would make me go landscaping with him for my back to school clothes


My grandparents always gave me toys that I keep to this day.

Oh, that must be pleasant to remember the good days with.


When my first child was born, my sister came and helped us out.

Yeah, she took an entire week off from her job and stayed with us.  We really needed her!


I bought a jacket the other day which I wanted for ages only to get it and not like it in person

Luckily I can but it's just a bit dissapointing

Yeah , sometimes stuff looks way better on the model.


It truly seems that all my friends have a much better husband than I do.

I'm sure that is definitely not true. What makes you think that?

He is one of those love is conditional people and it's so hard.

Those type of people are really difficult to deal with. I hope he is open to change.


I planned a picnic with a friend and it rained.

Oh, that's too bad. Perhaps have the picnic indoors? It wouldn't be the same, but at least you could share food and have a laugh!

We had to cancel. I was upset that it ruined our plans.

I can imagine. That's the problem with planning outside events - we can't dictate the weather. You should try planning something outdoors in Scotland, where I'm from - soggy food every time!!


A few months ago I opened the door to find a day old baby kitty on my porch.

Awwwww!!! i love kittens, just adopted one. Was it adorable?

It looked like a hairless rat because it was so young.

I bet. When I got my kitty her furr was still growing in. Shes adorable now though


The day that I got accepted into nursing school was just an ordinary day.

Well I had been waiting for weeks and was unaware, but at the end of a stressful day I checked my mail and the letter came in to let me know if I got in or not.

I understand. Stress is a definite mood killer


My oldest daughter started elementary school today I was so glad she had a great first day.

Oh wonderful!  I'm glad it went so well!  Did she already know some friends there or was it a new school for her?

A new school that's why I was kind of nervous and scared but she loved it.

Oh boy, I bet you were nervous.  I would've been too!  Sounds like she's got a great and fun year ahead of her!


I came in last in the race, I am not good at running.

That must really disappointing. Will you race again?


Have you everr been in a fist fight with anyone?

Yes, Several times in my life. Mostly me and my older brother when we were younger.

I got in a fist fight with my step father once. It wasn't a fun experience as you can imagine.

What started the fist fight in the first place?


A dear friend of mine passed away last night.

yes, quite so.  he was only 45 years old.

That's horrible.  Please accept my condolences for you and his family.  Take care of yourselves and let yourselves grieve.


I looked at my childhood photos the other day. I remember alled the fun I used to ahve

Oh really, that sounds nice. I miss childhood.

Sometimes I feel as though our generation (assuming you're a few years around 30) really got a bad deal as far as the economy, politics, and the overall love in the country is concerned.


first time making a cake. it turned out pretty well.

You must be proud. What kind of cake did you make.

It's a tres leche cake. My family asked me where I bought it. It's that good!

I love tres leche.  I haven't had a slice of that in forever.


"It was my birthday and my whole family threw a party for me after work. It was so unexpected!

That's so cool! Did they get you anything nice?

They got me a bunch of gift cards to my favorite stores. They are all so wonderful. I love them so much!


My dad knew I was having some financial difficulties and decided to pay off my car loan! I am so appreciative to him!

Wow, that was super nice of him. You are lucky to have such a great dad.

I really am!  I will do whatever I can to repay the kindness!

That is a really great thing to hear. I hope you can find some way to pay back his kindness.


Okay, I totally understand your feelings.


That's awesome! How long do you think it will take you to build it?

About two hours.  I am so ready to get it done!

Is this the first time you've put a computer together?


I can't wait for my family to come to town. My house is all in order for when they come.

That sounds like fun, do you have a big family?

No, I really don't so it's special. I would have what many would call a nuclear family, you know?

Yes I understand, I have a big family so it's hard for us to all get together at the same time.


Last night i woke up in the middle of the night and i couldn't move! I was completely awake but i couldn't make a sound or move!! It was so scary!!

Oh no!  That might be one of my worst fears!  Could you sleep any more after?

I did. I fell back asleep, i don't even remember how, all i remember is waking up in the morning. Apparently it's called sleep paralysis

I've heard of it, but I can't even imagine going through it.  I'm sorry it happened to you.


One time I got pantsed in PE class. The other girls thought I should lose my pants while we were playing dodgeball.

That must have been embarrassing. Did the girls get in trouble for it?

I don't remember. I was pretty numbed out.

I would have switched schools if I were you. I would hate to have to be with bullies like that


Last time I was at my parent's house I went through some old photo albums and started reminiscing.

I just thought about how easy and carefree life was when I was a child. I was never alone and always had something to do.

glad to hear you had such a carefree childhood. do you have siblings?


I sadly have no musical skill.  Do you think you will ever become a musician?

What part of being a musician appeals to you?


My stomach was feeling yucky today and I accidentally passed gas during the staff meeting!

I think they did. If they didn't hear it they definitely smelled it.


No, I am not a big fan. Which team do you like?


ugh.. for the better or worst? How are you feeling?

A pretty big mix.  It's probably best its over.

If you are feeling that way then it probably is! On to a fresh start.


I made sure to do everything I needed before Hurricane Irma hit my area. I bought bottled water and non perishable foods, I also made sure I had enough gas for my grill as well.

My yard got really messy and my back porch screen ripped but that is small compared to half of those in my area.

It could've been much worse. That's good.


I let my new neighbors borrow our lawnmower. It came back broken.

That's terrible. Do you think they'll take care of it>


I was running late this morning and went outside to find a nail in my tire. It was flat.

I had to put the spare on and take the damaged tire to be fixed. It was so frustrating.

I'm sorry that happened. How much did it cost to repair?


I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies

Totally! You know you're doing something wrong when youre sneaking into the kitchen haha

Exactly! but its okay to cheat a little every now and then!


I blurted out an answer in class once only to be dead wrong.

Because i was sure I was right! i couldnt believe it.

that is such a bomber, i can relate to thinking you are right but then turning out top be wrong


I made an Apple pie to take to a dinner but then I ate the whole thing. I didn't bring anything to the dinner.

I felt so bad for not bringing anything.

You brought yourself. I am a glass half full type of lady lol


At the beginning of the year I missed a lot of work.  I was sick but I didnt feel like a team player at the time.

yeah I'm doing much better thanks.  I'll for sure be getting a flu shot next year!

That's a good idea. I haven't done that in years. I always feel like I barely dodge a bullet by not getting it.

I have been lucky in the past but I dont remember the last time I have felt that sick. I definitely dont want to go through that again.


i cant wait for my new raise to kick in!

Congratulations! I wish I could get a raise.

they come in handy.. even a little raise that pays for an extra tank of gas is worth it

That's so true. I would take anything right about now.


A strange man was staring at my girlfriend at the carnival today. I was so furious!

I certainly did! I beat in his clowny face. Serves the ingrate right.


I had to hire a plumber last week for a leak in my kitchen sink. Everything was great until I saw the bill. Talk about sticker shock!

Yeah those guys sure charge a lot. They know they are needed for emergencies, hah!

That's what I was thinking.  They already did the work, so I had to just deal with it.  The price sure blew my mind though.  He must have used gold pipes!

That is a trade that can get very messy. I respect guys that get arm-deep in sewage lol!


As the day was coming to an end, I was begging to believe that my solitude was perfect.

True everything is nice in bits. Too much of anything does get tiring.


I was very fortunate that I lives so close to my grandparents while they were alive

Exactly. Having that relationship certainly means a lot

It's good that you got to spend as much time as you could. You'll always have those memories.


A while back I said to my friend, "Yeah sure, I'd go bungee jumping with you one day". Well I forgot about it and now I'm supposed to go bungee jumping with them fairly soon, but I'm scared of heights reaally bad.

lol sorry for laughing , but that sounds like something i would agree to and forget, im afraid of heights too

Okay, well at least you can relate. I'm dreading it soooo much, haha. Why would I say something like that

sometimes when my friends are annoying me , i tune out ... later o yeah we are supposed to do this today and blah , blah , blah


My parents have been married for many years. I cannot wait to help them celebrate their anniversary this year!

Thats sweet.  How long have they been married?

Yes it is.. thats great that their love has lasted so long.


I don't know why I watched a scary movie.

i don't know I didn't get far. The was a weird kid and rats.


I recently went on a trip with a woman I adore. The trip ended poorly, though, and things have not been the same since.

I hate to hear that, what happened that made it end poorly?

We did not capitalize well on the short amount of time that we had together.

maybe you can plan another trip together soon - sounds like you guys need some time to reconnect and just truly enjoy each other.


I am trusting of my girlfriend of almost 3 years, sheis very special to me

Glad for you. I have broken up with mine after 3 years of being together

That is sad to hear, why did things end?

It was her who initiated the first move for us to split our ways. She said she was not feeling happy with me


My son got in big trouble at school.  He was very mean to his best friend, and I had to call his mom and explain what had happened.

That's terrible when friends fight. What was it over?

He wasn't even upset with his friend, he was upset with someone else.  I felt so bad having to explain it to his friends mom.

That's got to be a tough phone call to make. Did you two make amends or is she very upset?

She was fine with it.  She knew he was in big trouble at home.

Uh oh don't want to be that kid that's for sure!


I found a hair in my food while eating dinner last night.

That is so gross. I hope you told the manager and got a refund.

Yes and yes.... and do you really want them to remake it?  Nah no thanks.

Yeah, I would have said the same things. Aren't they supposed to wear hair nets anyway? Thats's not acceptable.


We leave early tomorrow to Disney World, Woohoooo!

I love Disney World, who are you going with?

/husband and I are taking daughter for the first time

Hopefully you have enough time to see all the parks.


I still remember my high school days, I was a terrific athlete during that time.

The runner's marathon. I felt so proud when I came in second place because I had trained for many months for it!

Man i know that feeling. But sounds like you worked hard.


I was pretty happy to find out I was having a girl

Ohhhh so you already had her!  Congratulations!


I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw my dog give birth to puppies. I had no idea she was even pregnant!

How shocking! I have got to know, are you keeping the puppies or giving them up for adoption?

I am giving them up after they are weaned. We have enough pets as it is. Also getting my mutt spayed!

Good idea. I hope they aren't too much of a handful until then!


For some dumb reason I used to think that hobos were mystical and wise and believe everything they said...now I take everything I hear from a person broker than me with a grain of salt

Interesting! I could see how you thought that. Just because they're homeless and have fallen on hard times doesn't mean they're dumb. But yeah, there's a good chance they did something wrong to be in that predicament, so their judgment could be questionable.

I never said they were dumb.  I just don't trust them

You're right, sorry for putting words in your mouth. And yeah, I don't know how to engage with them either. As a college student, there are plenty that kind of stalk the campus and ask for spare change. But I have little spending money, so I always have to turn them down


I preordered a New Tesla 3 last fall and have still yet to be contacted about when we will get it. Tesla is such a let down for us right now!

Not too bad for a Tesla.  The problem is that they promised a 3-6 month wait, and it is going on 9 months now!


Me and my family went to see a magic show for the first time today.

I didn't catch his name, but he pulled a rabbit out of his hat. Classic trick, but I'll never forget it!

Magic is such a cool thing. That suspension of belief.


My wife went out of town and I was alone for a whole week.

I watched tv and played video games the entire time.


I told my frend something personal and she was so judgemental towards me

That's terrible, I'm sorry to hear that.

IT really hurt my feelings. She was never like that before


I watched a TV show last night where the presenter ate a live squid

oh i heard about this earlier, its still gross and i dont know why they showed that on tv

I know. I've been telling everyone about it!


It is a GOOD day, money is okay, paycheck day and there is peace!

That's awesome! It's always pleasant to have a good day.

I know right? Especially in my world. I was not looking forward to this day all week but now it's peaceful, so it's great

Little surprises like that really bring a new meaning to life!


I'm thankful for all my past mistakes.  They've helped me grow in a big way

I've always gone by if you learned from your mistakes you have no reason to regret them

It's good you've grown and learned. Never stop


My friend recently got to meet adam scott. He is one of my favorite actors.

Wow, I bet he was really surprised he got to meet him. What did he think of him in person?

Said he is the same as on the podcasts. Funny and smart

That's great. It's good to see celebreties be the same in real life as they are on the internet or TV.


Oh dang that sounds really scary. I'm assuming that since you're still here that you are okay?

yeah I'm good. I was just in the wrong place. My trunk had a bullet hole in it

You should probably stay out of that neighborhood in the future. Glad you're okay. Stay safe out there.


My brother just graduated with his Masters.

Psychology with an emphasis on theoretical treatments.

Wow.  That sounds like an interesting subject


School starts back next Thursday. I have two kids going in and this is the first year that I have felt completely ready.

It feels good when your on top of things.

Yes it does! The kids are still little so they have no idea what it really takes.

Well, I'm sure they will benefit greatly from all the preparation. They should be proud to have a mom who cares as much as you.


I have faith my car is going to make it 3 hours away to my parent's house

Yeah, to put it nicely, it's a junker.  I'm saving for a new car but won't be able to get one for another month.

Just a month? Not that long to wait, but better be careful in the meantime so you won't be left somewhere far from help.


I was overcharged on my water bill by 200%, during a time I was on an especially tight budget.

Oh god..They do that to me TOO! And we have poison water! Are they going to fix it?

Yeah, they admitted it was a problem on their end and reversed the charge.  I had to waste literally hours on the phone with them!

Oh..the phone part is the worst! And being transferred and re-telling the story! I am glad they reversed it though! Most companies won't!


I can't wait to be reunited with my family, the anxiety of this is killing me

I bet you are super excited for it. When are you going to be together/

Yes I am :) I will be meeting them next weekend, I have been in prison for 2 years now I am getting released next saturday

Well good for you. I didnt even know you had internet in prison! Lucky you. lol


My girlfriend has been cheating on me with another woman!

Yeah, tell me about it! I trusted her to only cheat on me with other men, but I just don't know how I can deal with this betrayal!!!


I left some food in the microwave on accident while I left my house to take a trip.

There will surely be maggots on that when you get home.

That's exactly what happened and I swore to never make the mistake again, as long as i can help it.

I'll never go to your house in that shape.


My girlfriend annoys me sometimes, but I guess that is what love is anyways

I completely understand. Can't live with them, can't live without them.  ha ha ha

That is true, it is interesting, but we still love each other at the end of the day


Before I was dating to my wife she was going to a conference without me and I was afraid she was going to fall for someone else.  Needless to say I went to the conference.

What will you do if you can't be with your wife all the time?

I'm fine now I completely trust her since we're married, but she was going a church singles conference without me.


The bonus for everyone at my company was last week, and you have to have been with the company for over 90 days to get it. My friend was at 94 days and I was at 88 days. It really stinks, I have to wait another year.

Ha maybe to be a good sport but I still feel its not fair.


Detachment from the outcome is key to my personal success. Because even though I don't get my way one time, I know the odds will be better the next couple of times around it's how lady luck works

You sound like you'd be a good therapist.

Thanks.  I've just learned the hard way so many times that I've had to flip my paradigm on it's head and eat humble pie

It's been to be humble than rude or mean, that's my motto.


I'm excited for payday come the end of this month....self-employed paycheck is bigger than the peanuts I used to scrap for in my 9-5 kaching kaaaching

Oh that is nice. Do you have a website for your business?


i never got the chance to get promoted at work even though all my colleagues did!

Oh man, I would be so jealous. When will it be your turn?

i am envying them. i don't know , i'm working very hard as well.

I think your boss should give you more recognition in that case!


My wife is my support, she is everything I need.

yes she does, I really could not live a day without her.

That's so reassuring to hear, that true love is still out there


I didn't see my parents since 2014! They live in a different country. I'm finally going to see them next week and I Just CAN'T wait!!

I know! And they've never met their grandson so they will be so excited to finally meet him

That will be so great for them - I can just imagine meeting my granson for the first time - what a sweet time you are about to have.


Hi friend, Do you like driving in fast cars?

yeah its great exprerience i loves to drive fast

Yea me too, and I just bought a car that was surprising to me!


So, I'm a musician and I recently had a really gratifying situation

I was playing drums with my friend's dad! He's really well versed.

Cool, I never played the drums. My band teacher in middle school tried to discourage playing the drums cause there are no notes!


I work in finance and just got a raise and new office.

that's great! congrats! I'm glad to hear that. you deserved it

you should go celebrate with your other half and your friends!


A friend of mine had an pretty serious illness and had to be in the hospital for quite a while. I spent as much time as I could there with him to keep his spirits up.

Oh that sucks, I hate seeing friends and family injured or sick. That's very nice of you though that you stayed there with him, youre a good friend.

We've been close for a long time, so it was the least I could do for him. I know he'd do the same for me.

Thats awesome, good friends are always there for each other.


I watched the movie Ponyo with my kids last night. It was quite wholesome, cute, and we all liked it!

I've never heard of it - what's it about?

It's about a child who finds a magic fish and has to love and protect it.

So cute! I can relate to that on a fundamental level.


I feel so at ease right now with life, finally after all the hecticness.

That's good you're getting a break! Life is much more rough as an adult than I thought it would be as a kid.

for sure they really dont prepare you enough for it.

No kidding! I'm glad things are good for you now - rest, relax, and enjoy!


I was shocked my brother came to my birthday party.

Yes, I have spoken to him in years before the party.

I'm glad you guys can start to come together again.


My son is part of his school soccer team. He is very skilled.

That's great! I love soccer. I grew up in Scotland, where everyone's golf and soccer crazy. How old is your son?

He is 8 years old but he is very good at it. I enjoy watching him play.

I bet that makes you so proud. Perhaps he'll become a professional soccer player one day!


I was at a restaurant today for lunch and some lady just takes out her nail clippers and starts cutting her nails.

Wow. I guess she really has no care for social constructs.

Yeah I know. It was appalling... I mean, what was she thinking?

it would make me lose my appetite. Oh well, what could you have done?


I can't wait for the next season of Stranger Things to get released. I want to see how eleven uses her powers.

Stranger things is one of my favorite shows!  It stinks that the next season has been pushed to next summer though.

Yeah I don't want to wait that long. It is going to be so hard for me.

I feel ya.  The kids will be all grown up by then!


I'm a teacher.  School starts back for me in two weeks.

Oh boy, I guess you'll have your hands full.

Hard to tell how the class will be, that makes me a bit nervous.

I could understand that. I don't like crowds so lol.


I'm sorry to hear that, that's got to be tough on you.

It's a really rough time. I have never been so sad in my life.

Mine died a couple years ago and I still think of her. :(


Jesus will come home and save us all one day.

He is the only reason i wake up in the mornings.


I won tickets to a concert and when we got there, they were supposed to have the tickets at the box office and they didn't so the refused us no matter how much proof we gave that we won. It was ridiculous!

thats insane!! were you able to get in? and what concert?

It was the worst day ever.  I was so mad.  No!  No matter what we said or even showed them, they wouldn't let us in.  We even called the local magazine that we won it through but they were closed.

shoot thats a bummer! hopefully they will make it up to you


There was a race in high school I should have won. I didn't see the guy trying to pass me as he was coming out of the last turn.

That sounds unfair. Maybe you'll get another chance to win.

The funny part was I threw the baton at the end and got my team disqualified for the race.

Oh wow, well there is always another chance, we all learn on mistakes.


Lebron should have never signed with LA.  His home is here with us, his biggest fans since he was a kid, and his family.

Lebron is preparing for life after basketball therefore he picked LA, he achieved what he wanted

He is taking away from his legendary status by switching back and forth between teams.

He doesn't have anything else to prove to anyone


Can't believe he marked me wrong on that test.

That's terrible! How long did you study for it?

I studied for a week, it was my final exam.

I bet you put a lot of effort into it. Maybe you could talk to him and plead your case to get him to reconsider.


got a new car, no more old cars and issues

I feel you there! I have two broken ones in my driveway! What kind of car did you get?

A new car is a new car :) Just make sure to get it tune ups and oil changes etc on time


My dog is getting old and is having trouble walking, it's tough to see.

Aw, that sucks. Everyone gets old eventually, how old is she/he?

He's 15, he's small though so I think he's handling it better than the bigger dogs.

That's good to hear, I hope he feels and gets better


Watching scary movies lately has me paranoid, I was really frightened the other night.

I went for a drink downstairs, and the back door was wide open. I didn't sleep a wink and kept my phone and a big knife with me the rest of the night,lol.


Not long ago I realized we are more financially stable than I think we have ever been.

That's awesome. What are you going to do about it?

Keep moving forwards with our plans and feel great!

I'm envious. Do you have any idea of what those plans are?


I feel like I'm the man every time I get a cute girl's number.  Makes me a little less hopeless after breaking up with my ex!

That's sad, maybe you were meant to be with your ex though.

Yup you're exactly right...moving on was hard but meeting someone new makes it way easier

I know but I think we're meant to stay with our first loves honestly, but maybe that's too idealistic.


I have always wanted to join a college faculty.  I went to school to study philosophy for that reason.

Have you been applying to try to get a position?

Unfortunately not.  In the end I ran out of money and had to leave that dream behind.

That's unfortunate.  What are you doing now?


i was super late for my meeting on tuesday , i got so embarrassed

Oh no, I hope it wasn't an important meeting.

it was actually, and because of the traffic i couldn't make it

Sorry to hear that, were they understanding about it?


i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog

he left the gate open and my dog ran away


For a while my husband was really sick with the flu

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope he's feeling better now.

He is but I just felt so much love for him because there wasn't anything he could do


I pretended not to hear a friend of mine when she was calling to me from down the road.

Not really but she was rude the last time I saw her.  I just got in my car and drove away.  I feel so bad now though for not just waving hi.

I get that. I don't respond well when people are rude to me.


I have no idea. She tried to hide it from me too. I was so hurt. Luckily she didnt' fail the class


I'm so angry they end up charging me 255 in charges that did not belong to me.

Yeah, that is pretty annoying to have happen.

Good man! That is your money and they just wanna snatch from you.


I took my grandma to the ER yesterday because she broke a nail.

She did indeed! She thanked me for saving her life afterwards.

That's sweet. You should've took a picture and framed it so you guys can cherish that moment forever


My son failed his exams! Can you believe it! I don't know what to do!

don't panic, and don't be harsh on the kid. perhaps spend time going over the subject together? or maybe he's having other trouble that's affecting his studies

He spent all his time playing football instead of studying! I warned him about this!

it's better to do what you're passionate about. do that and success follows


I once got in a really bad accident on my way home from work and it really upset me

Wow! Were you hurt? Was anyone else hurt?

luckily the only problem I had was my neck was sore for a few weeks but nobody else was hurt

That's good news at least. I hope you are feeling better now. And don't be hard on yourself, accidents happen.


Congratulations that is so awesome to have passed such a intense exam.


I'm in a new city and don't know what to do.

That could be kind of scary. Have you tried to meet anyone that might could show you around and then maybe you would not be so lonely?

All of my co-workers are married and live in the suburbs.

Well, maybe try meeting some new friends? Someone a little closer, perhaps?


There is a raffle at my church on Sunday.

Its for a 75 inch Samsung TV. I want it so bad.


My wife went out of the country for a couple months at the beginning of the summer, dropping her off at the airport was really tough.

It must have been! Have you guys been apart before?

Not for more than a few days.  It's been a rough couple months, but it's almost over!

Ah so you've gone through it a couple of months alrready. How much longer is she going to be away for?


I studied my drivers test book page to page for two weeks leading up to the test. Went in with all the confidence in the world

Nailed it, 100%. Turns out I learned you don't gotta study all that much for a written drivers test.


I still can't believe my mother isn't coming to my wedding.

How come. I can't imagine weddings without the presence of parents. You should convince her to come

She does not like the girl I am going to marry.

But it is you who choose which girl to marry and which one not. You should try to explain it to her that old days are over


I saw a man eat an entire tube of toothpaste.

Wow, that's quite a feat. Did he get sick?

Yeah I'd be tempted to barf myself witnessing that.


Had to give a presentation for my group at school. Think I did well.

That's awesome. Did you get nervous prior?

Oh yea, I'm super nervous in front of a lot of people, but I prepared a lot.

It gets easier as you get older. I'm sure you did great.


I got off work the other day and noticed one of my tires had been slashed in the parking lot.  Needless to say, not the best way to end the work day

Holy moly, that's some rough luck. Did you find the guy who did it?

They have not found anyone yet.  What really hacks me off is our security cameras did not get a good view of the person

Dang dude. Is your insurance company covering it at least?


Me and my girlfriend ran into one of her friend's and it made me upset.

She talked to him with so much more passion and happiness than she did to me.


I just got the job I applied for a month ago, and they are even throwing on a bonus to my salery

You must have really impressed the company you work for. Got any plans for the money?

Well I guess I should invest in stocks. But I wouldn't mind going on a vacation next year either.

Either of those choices sounds good. Enjoy the fruits of your labor!


I spent more time than usual grooming my dog. She was so appreciative and you could see how much she loved it!

For sure, but she knew something was up because I never spend more than 30 minutes grooming her lol. She was like "what is your evil plan master"


I am getting ready for graduate school and I think I got everything I need finally.

Hey that's amazing!!  What did you major in?

That's pretty cool!   I'm so glad for you!  I bet that was a lot of paper writing :D


I have been diagnosis wirh cancer. I am very scared. I don't know what to do.

I'm so sorry to hear that, what kind of cancer?

I have a pancreatic cancer. It is very painful.


There's a restaurant I go to often with my family. After all these years, they're closing down.

That will be sad. Are you going to get to go again before then?

You know what? That's a great idea. We should go one last time.

Take lots of pictures, so you can remember it!


Do you have something exciting happening?


I was so mad at the city when I got a parking ticket for no reason!

Why did you get a ticket then if it was for no reason?

I have no idea. The sign said no parking over an hour and I was only there for 10 minutes.

That's absurd!  Too bad there arent any cameras around to prove your innocence!


I have an interview this week. I am going to ace it


Oh how fun!!! I bet you had a great time!!! I LOVE county fairs!

We did have a great time and it was so old fashioned.

That sounds amazing!! I love the old fashioned theme. What was your favorite thing at the fair?

Did they have a live band or was it more of a DJ type thing?


I really like getting drunk, especially like tonight when I get drunk with my friends.

It can be a fun thing as long as one doesn't go overboard.

Yeah definite, going overboard is a bad time.

Yeah, I have had some legendary hangovers. I try to moderate better these days haha.


I was anxious when I applied for grad school, I did not know if I would get in


I accidentally ate someone else's cake at work

Did you not feel that you should admit it? How did you accidentally eat it anyway?

I thought there was more cake, but that was the last slice, and I didn't, I couldn't brought myself to do so

You are a terrible person. If someone ate my cake I'd be heartbroken!

I know, and now I want to do something nice to compenate


Sometimes I feel like I am really an alright person.

What I do is to write all the good things I did within the week, I think you should do the same

it's a good idea, but we should also write our mistakes, to not repeat them in the future.


i didn't see my parents since 2014! I miss them so much. it's so sad that i live in a different country

actually in 2 weeks! I'm so excited about it. I'm going there with my son! They've never met him


I am sort of scared of growing up, it can be daunting

21, so not super old but still old enough

Hmm.. Don't worry about it. You'll get the hang of adulting soon enough.


I was out on a bachelor party with my friends. A girl wanted my number but I told her I already have a great girl at home.

Good job! Hopefully she deserves the faithful person you are!

SHe really is great for me. I cant imagine being with anyone else.

I can't help but be a little jealous. haha


I plan to buy a home soon, and will be moving.  I'm really anticipating having to pack everything up and what a new house will feel like.

Oh now that's exciting! I moved two years ago and it was a very weird process. I was happy to have a new home but anxious at the same time.

I think our current house is problematic enough that all the effort and anxious feelings will be worth it.

Well that's great. I'm happy to hear you guys are getting out of a bad home.


both. I will miss the nightlife, but I have to raise a family

Well, I hope you have a good experience in your new city and raise an amazing family!


I don't know if I should take the job offer I got today.

It would be a side grade.  The pay is similar


I took a test to get into Mensa. I didn't know how I did and really wanted to get in. I was worried about it!"

Oh man- you must be really intelligent to test for Mensa! I bet it was difficult!

Some parts were, but some parts were easy.

I hope you hear positive news from them soon!


I am starting a scary type of new job today.

Exciting, is it hazardous scary or more excited scary?

Yes, it is hazardous because of chemicals. And also my friend told me that the people working there are not fun and also not very nice.

Well, go in with an open mind and maybe your experience will be different. And be sure you pay attention to the safety requirement!

Chemicals mean serious business, but you landed the job. Good luck with doing well.


I just ordered cable a couple weeks ago and got it installed

it's not. I still can't find anything on tv

I hate when that happens... so many channels, nothing to watch


Today is my birthday and my friends gave me a surprise party!

It was at my house, when I walked in the door this afternoon they all jumped out and yelled "SURPRISE!"


I get furious when I see politicians argue between themselves

Yes, I know, they lose so much time instead of solving the important problems.

Exactly and they sound very artificial articulating prescripted  garbage.

Yes and they seem so full of themselves while doing it.


I had to take my final exam for my class on Friday. I'd been too busy partying to be able to study at all. Despite having no idea what was going on I wound up with an A!

Thank you very much. I plan to study bettter in the future.


It's going to be a very challenging school year for my daughters.

They're musicians and the school band is switching a lot of things around.

What instruments do your daughters play?


I am getting to go to my favorite cupcake bakery on Monday!

What kind of cupcake do you like from there?


Good luck with that, its rough out there.

Yeah, I'm really nervous that they won't hire me.

I hear ya. Perhaps they will though? gotta stay positive.


I am feeling good about my money making skills.

How are they? Are you doing pretty well in that area?

I work from home :) I am powering through and working on normal work then working on my business the rest of the hours in my day.

That is awesome! Sounds like they are finely horned then!


Eh, it's okay. She was always a terrible person to me anyway, but I did feel somewhat sad because that's what society tells us to feel.

You only have one mother, you should love her no matter what.


I invited all of my online friends in Fortnite. None of them joined to my surprise.

Oh wow. Maybe they were busy doing other things? Did you find anyone else to play with?

I think I played solo by myself but it is what it is.

Sometimes playing by ourselves is how we get better.


Awe how cute! Huskies are some of the funniest dogs! They always have the funniest expressions!


I love pizza. Did you make it by yourself or with friends?

Just by myself. I often make it - but this turned out realy good.