five o'clock
` But , ' he says , ` I must first notify th ' polis , ' he says , ` so 's to prevint disordher , ' he says . So he wint to th ' chief iv polis , who was an ol' frind iv his , -- they was in th ' same newspaper office or thripe dairy or something , -- an ' th ' chief kissed Jools , an ' asked him what he cud do f ' r him . ` I wish , ' said Jools , ` ye 'd sind down tin or a dozen good men in uniform an ' a few detectives in citizen 's clothes , ' he says . `` I 've asked some ladies an ' gintlemen to a five o'clock rivolution at my house , ' he says ; ` an ' I 'd like to be sure they 'll be no disordher , ' he says . ` Well , ' says th ' chief , `` twill not be aisy , ' he says . ` Ye see th ' prisident -- I f ` rget his name -- has been asked to go to th ' r-races with some frinds , ' he says ; ` an ' they will prob ` bly thry to kill him , ' he says . ` We ca n't play anny fav ` rites here , ' he says .