Sunday noon
He has a Y. M. C. A. certificate as a first-class chauffeur . '' That 's the way he springs on Aunt Zenobia an imported landaulet , this year 's model , all complete even to monogrammed laprobes and a morocco vanity case in the tonneau . It 's one of these low-hung French cars , with an eight-cylinder motor that runs as sweet as the purr of a kitten . Then here Sunday noon he takes me one side confidential . `` Torchy , '' says he , `` could you assist a poor but deserving citizen to retain the respect of his chauffeur ! '' `` Go on , shoot it , '' says I. `` Do n't be rash , young man , '' says he , `` for the situation is desperate . You see , Herman seems to think we ought to use the machine more than we do .