nine o'clock
`` This Bond of Indemnity , which I 'm going to ask every man , woman and child of fifteen years and up ` ards , of the village of Brookville , hereinafter known as the Party of the First Part , to sign , reads as follows : Know all men by these presents that we , citizens of the village of Brookville , hereinafter known as the Party of the First Part , are held and firmly bound unto Miss Lydia Orr Bolton , hereinafter known as the Party of the Second Part ... . Whereas ; the above-named Party of the Second Part -LRB- do n't f ` rget that means Miss Lydia Bolton -RRB- did in behalf of her father -- one Andrew Bolton , deceased -- pay , compensate , satisfy , restore , remunerate , recompense _ and re-quite _ all legal indebtedness incurred by said Andrew Bolton to , for , and in behalf of the aforesaid Party of the First Part ... `` You git me ? If you do n't , just come to my office and I 'll explain in detail any of the legal terms not understood , comprehended and known by the feeble-minded of Brookville . Form in line at nine o'clock . First come , first served : `` We , the Party of the First Part , bind ourselves , and each of our heirs , executors , administrators and assigns , jointly and severally , firmly by these presents , and at all times hereafter to save , defend , keep harmless and indemnify the aforesaid Party of the Second Part -LRB- Miss Lydia Bolton -RRB- of , from and against all further costs , damages , expense , disparagements -LRB- that means spiteful gossip , ladies ! -RRB- molestations , slander , vituperations , etc. -LRB- I could say more , _ but _ we 've got something to do that 'll take time . -RRB- And whereas , the said Party of the Second Part has been actually drove to Boston to live by the aforesaid slander , calumniations , aspersions and libels -- which we , the said Party of the First Part do hereby acknowledge to be false and untrue -LRB- yes , and doggone mean , as I look at it -RRB- -- we , the said Party of the First part do firmly bind ourselves , our heirs , executors , administrators an ' assigns to quit all such illegalities from this day forth , and forever more . ''