1 o'clock
Wen I got back , Gilley was orful busy with a old pall-bearer of the Demmercratick corpse , from Shodack , fixin the rate per caperta wot was to be bid for votes . Wen we got to the depot , Vanderbuilt had had one of his spells , and had been sendin the publick to Haydies , so he wuld n't let the trane wate ten minnits for a guvmentel candy date . Mr. Gilley was in an orful way bout gettin left , cos he had to be at Troy to-nite , and there warnt no other trane wot would get us there , so he pade a feerful big pile of munney for a speshell . President Arthur , and a lot of other Republercan dudes was goin to start for Bufflo on a fishin xcurshun at 1 o'clock , so our train got under way rite off , and every other trane on the rode was sidetracked to let us get past . There was a norful crowd at every sta-shun , wot had cum from miles round , to see us distingushed cityzens . We stopped at Yungkurs to water . The town has got a orful apropriate name , judgin by the way the mothers brot ther yung curs for us to kiss .