4 p.m.
The following bulletins have been issued : -- 12:30 p.m. -- Giant Blunderbore is decidedly worse . Contrary to medical advice , he partook of a hearty meal last night . Dr Smith is still in attendance . 4 p.m. -- Giant Blunderbore lies in a hopeless state . He has again disregarded medical advice , and eaten solid food . Dr Smith is still in attendance . 8 p.m. -- It is with the deepest regret that we have to announce the death of our esteemed patron Giant Blunderbore , which took place suddenly this evening , after a somewhat painful operation .