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Because wit is an exquisite product of high powers , we are not therefore forced to admit the sadly confused inference of the monotonous jester that he is establishing his superiority over every less facetious person , and over every topic on which he is ignorant or insensible , by being uneasy until he has distorted it in the small cracked mirror which he carries about with him as a joking apparatus . Some high authority is needed to give many worthy and timid persons the freedom of muscular repose under the growing demand on them to laugh when they have no other reason than the peril of being taken for dullards ; still more to inspire them with the courage to say that they object to the theatrical spoiling for themselves and their children of all affecting themes , all the grander deeds and aims of men , by burlesque associations adapted to the taste of rich fishmongers in the stalls and their assistants in the gallery . The English people in the present generation are falsely reputed to know Shakspere -LRB- as , by some innocent persons , the Florentine mule-drivers are believed to have known the _ Divina Commedia _ , not , perhaps , excluding all the subtle discourses in the _ Purgatorio _ and _ Paradiso _ -RRB- ; but there seems a clear prospect that in the coming generation he will be known to them through burlesques , and that his plays will find a new life as pantomimes . A bottle-nosed Lear will come on with a monstrous corpulence from which he will frantically dance himself free during the midnight storm ; Rosalind and Celia will join in a grotesque ballet with shepherds and shepherdesses ; Ophelia in fleshings and a voluminous brevity of grenadine will dance through the mad scene , finishing with the famous `` attitude of the scissors '' in the arms of Laertes ; and all the speeches in `` Hamlet '' will be so ingeniously parodied that the originals will be reduced to a mere _ memoria technica _ of the improver 's puns -- premonitory signs of a hideous millennium , in which the lion will have to lie down with the lascivious monkeys whom -LRB- if we may trust Pliny -RRB- his soul naturally abhors . I have been amazed to find that some artists whose own works have the ideal stamp , are quite insensible to the damaging tendency of the burlesquing spirit which ranges to and fro and up and down on the earth , seeing no reason -LRB- except a precarious censorship -RRB- why it should not appropriate every sacred , heroic , and pathetic theme which serves to make up the treasure of human admiration , hope , and love . One would have thought that their own half-despairing efforts to invest in worthy outward shape the vague inward impressions of sublimity , and the consciousness of an implicit ideal in the commonest scenes , might have made them susceptible of some disgust or alarm at a species of burlesque which is likely to render their compositions no better than a dissolving view , where every noble form is seen melting into its preposterous caricature . It used to be imagined of the unhappy medieval Jews that they parodied Calvary by crucifying dogs ; if they had been guilty they would at least have had the excuse of the hatred and rage begotten by persecution .