eleven o'clock Sunday morning
Creakety-crack ! '' Why should he come in to call the doctor out of his pew when the case is not urgent ? Can not the patient wait twenty minutes , or is this the cheap way the doctor has of advertising ? Dr. Camomile had but three cases in three months , and , strange coincidence , they all came to him at half-past eleven o'clock Sunday morning , while he was in church . If windows are to be lowered , or blinds closed , or register to be shut off , let it be before the sermon . THE LAZY SEXTON . He does not lead the stranger to the pew , but goes a little way on the aisle , and points , saying , `` Out yonder ! ''