eight A.M.
` He 's an ixcillent lawyer , Yale , ' 95 , an ' is well up on polis matthers . Las ' year he read a paper on `` The fine polis foorce iv London '' befure th ' annyal meetin ' iv th ' S'ciety f ' r Ladin ' th ' Mulligan Fam ` ly to a Betther an ' Harder Life . Besides , ' he says , ` he 's been in th ' milishy an ' th ' foorce needs a man who 'll be afraid not to shoot in case iv public disturbance . ' So Arthur takes hold iv th ' constabulary an ' in a year th ' polis can all read Emerson an ' th ' burglars begin puttin ' up laddhers an ' block an ' tackles befure eight A.M. An ' so it is on ivry side . A lawyer has charge iv the city horse-shoein ' , another wan is clanin ' th ' sthreets , th ' author iv ` Gasamagoo on torts ' is thryin ' to dispose iv th ' ashes be throwin ' thim in th ' air on a windy day , an ' th ' bright boy that took th ' silver ware f ' r th ' essay on ne exeats an ' their relation to life is plannin ' a uniform that will be sarviceable an ' constitchoochinal f ' r th ' brave men that wurruks on th ' city dumps . An ' wan day th ' main rayformer goes out expictin ' to rayceive th ' thanks iv th ' community an ' th ' public that has jus ' got out iv jail f ' r lettin ' th ' wather run too long in th ' bath tub rises up an ' cries : ` Back to th ' Univarsity Settlemint . ' Th ' man with th ' di ` mon ' in his shirt front comes home an ' pushes th ' honest lawyers down th ' steps , an ' a dishonest horse shoer shoes th ' city 's horses well , an ' a crooked plumber does th ' city 's plumbin ' securely , an ' a rascally polisman that may not be avarse to pickin ' up a bet but will always find out whin Pathrolman Scanlan slept on his beat , takes hold iv th ' polis foorce , an ' we raysume our nachral condition iv illagal merrimint .