twelve o'clock
Some experts on squaring say that it is best to deny everything , others advise a partial acknowledgment of the facts , together with a solemn promise that it will never occur again . We would respectfully suggest that you try the first ; If unsuccessful , spring the second , and if both fail , be a thoroughbred and take it like a man . You probably deserve it , but look at the fun you had the night before singing bass . Remember one thing : do n't say you missed the twelve o'clock car , and rather than wait you walked home . You may have arrived in a cab . Wonderful what a noise one small cab can make in the middle of the night . Well , the next thing is your physical condition .