This character claims that he will have one hand over his scrotum as he defends a "saloon in West Berlin where the barstools are five feet high," while his other free hand will be used to "battle Â… to the death." At the beginning of a play, this character is unable to identify a Bette Davis film after another character states "What a dump!" This character was unable to publishhis "memory book", a novel about a boy who accidentally killed both his mother, with a shotgun, and his father, in a car accident. Another character tells a story describ
This character claims that he will have one hand over his scrotum as he defends a "saloon in West Berlin where the barstools are five feet high," while his other free hand will be used to "battle Â… to the death." At the beginning of a play, this character is unable to identify a Bette Davis film after another character states "What a dump!" This character was unable to publishhis "memory book", a novel about a boy who accidentally killed both his mother, with a shotgun, and his father, in a car accident. Another character tells a story describing how this character fell into a huckleberry bush after she punched him squarely in the jaw; during that story thischaracter pulls out a short-barrel shotgun and fires a yellow Chinese parasol out of it. He tells a story about "Mousie" to mock another character's hysterical pregnancy during a game of "Get the Guests". For 10 points, name this mean-spirited professor, the husband of Martha in Who'sAfraid of Virginia Woolf? 
This character claims that he will have one hand over his scrotum as he defends a "saloon in West Berlin where the barstools are five feet high," while his other free hand will be used to "battle Â… to the death.