One interesting character
One interesting characteristic of this person is that her butt dispenses wax. Her job prospects are good because she looks more feminine than either Mrs. Periwinkle or Mrs. Pennyfeather. Her statements open up the possibility that Carl is actually Lord Huffington of Sussex, and she views Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap as a punishment. FTP name this original creation, like Monald Muck, a short serving nanny on the Simpsons.
One interesting characteristic of this person is that her butt dispenses wax.
{Shary Bobbins} (prompt on partial answer)