In one story, this god puts his hands over a turnip and transforms it into a golden egg with purple 
In one story, this god puts his hands over a turnip and transforms it into a golden egg with purple and green spots -that egg is actually this god's son. On the New Year, he mates with a deity who straddles a river, with one foot on each bank. Sometimes called the Red Man of All Knowledge, he owns an item called Uaithne which springs off the wall and into this man's hands, after he bursts into the feasting hall of king Bres and utters a chant. He wears a tunic that's way too short for him after he drinks a giant vat of porridge and falls asleep. He prevents the sun from rising or setting for nine nights in order to conceal his affair with Boann. His weapon can kill nine men with one side and revive them with the other, and his harp can change the seasons. FTP, name this owner of a really big cauldron, who leads the Tuatha de Danaan and is called the "Good God." 
In one story, this god puts his hands over a turnip and transforms it into a golden egg with purple and green spots -that egg is actually this god's son.
the Dagda (or Eochaid, or a bunch of other names that people won't say)