It is revealed that it takes this character exactly nineteen minutes and forty-eight seconds to make love to his secret lover, who breaks up with him after he kills Sprinkles, her cat.
This figure's large size at birth reportedly left his mother unable to walk for three months and two days, and he was shunned by his family for three years for forgetting to save the excess oil from a can of tuna. It is revealed that it takes this character exactly nineteen minutes and forty-eight seconds to make love to his secret lover, who breaks up with him after he kills Sprinkles, her cat. The secret lover of Angela, this character is frequently the subject of pranks, including one in which his desk is moved into the bathroom, and another in which all his possessions are put in a vending machine. With his cousin Mose, this character operates a beet farm, and he frequently refers to himself as Assistant Regional Manager, although his actual title is Assistant to the Regional Manager. For 10 points, name this top salesman of Dunder Mifflin often antagonized by Jim Halpert, a nerdy suck up to Michael Scott played by Rainn Wilson on The Office.
This figure's large size at birth reportedly left his mother unable to walk for three months and two days, and he was shunned by his family for three years for forgetting to save the excess oil from a can of tuna.
{Dwight} Kurt Schrute