* There has been a shortage of lesbians reported in Ottawa, but only the Church knows the real reason; in response, they call on the only man who can help save them from the hordes of the undead using the skin of the lesbians to walk around in the daylight.
The protagonist's parents still nag him, though they have both passed on and now communicate to him through a glowing plastic doll and a bowl of ice cream.* There has been a shortage of lesbians reported in Ottawa, but only the Church knows the real reason; in response, they call on the only man who can help save them from the hordes of the undead using the skin of the lesbians to walk around in the daylight. FTP, what is this movie produced by Odessa Films and starring Phil Caracas as the Son of God?
The protagonist's parents still nag him, though they have both passed on and now communicate to him through a glowing plastic doll and a bowl of ice cream.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter