For 10 points, name this book by Edgar Lee Masters.
A character in this book describes "the old, old problem" of deciding between "celibacy, matrimony, or unchastity" before declaring "hear me, ambitious souls, sex is the curse of life!" Another of its characters is a dentist who declares "a moral truth is a hollow tooth / which must be propped with gold". Its final section, which opens with an interrupted checkers game after which Beelzebub meets with Loki and Yogarindra, follows a fragmentary mock-epic credited to (*)  Jonathan Swift Somers. The first poem in this collection notes that "Old Fiddler Jones" now babbles about "what Abe Lincoln said / one time at Springfield", as he, like "Elmer, Herman, Bert, Tom and Charley", are "sleeping on the hill". For 10 points, name this book by Edgar Lee Masters.
A character in this book describes "the old, old problem" of deciding between "celibacy, matrimony, or unchastity" before declaring "hear me, ambitious souls, sex is the curse of life!"
Spoon River Anthology 