After Martin makes a weak joke about Teddy Roosevelt, this character tells him to "shut the fuck up" and then makes him rub his back to demonstrate to another character what loyalty means.
In one speech, this character claims: "The most precious asset in life, I think, is the ability to be a good son" before listing his surrogate fathers. After Martin makes a weak joke about Teddy Roosevelt, this character tells him to "shut the fuck up" and then makes him rub his back to demonstrate to another character what loyalty means. By pretending to mistake his worst enemy for his mother and crying piteously, he tricks her into singing "Balalaike" for him. He defines (*) homosexuals as men "who know nobody and who nobody knows. Who have zero clout" to explain why he is not gay. He bullies his doctor Henry into diagnosing him with "liver cancer," and brags that his proudest achievement was securing the execution of Ethel Rosenberg, whose ghost haunts him. After Joe Pitt refuses to take a job on his behalf in Washington D.C., this character is disbarred while dying of AIDS. For 10 points, name this character from Angels in America, a fictionalization of Joe McCarthy's lawyer.
In one speech, this character claims: "The most precious asset in life, I think, is the ability to be a good son" before listing his surrogate fathers.
Roy Cohn [accept either name] 