A physicist discovers a signal in the universe that can generate euphoria in humans, in this collection's story "The Euphio Question.
In a story from this collection, a dog named Sparky breaks an "intelligence analyzer" calibrated to Thomas Edison himself. This collection, which includes a funny review of a Random House dictionary, is titled for a story whose protagonist tries to follow in his grandfather's footsteps by reading "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways" to a woman he is trying to seduce. A physicist discovers a signal in the universe that can generate euphoria in humans, in this collection's story "The Euphio Question." At the end of a story in this collection, George and Hazel both (*) cry at something sad they saw on television, but neither can remember what it was. In its title story, the "Nothinghead" Billy the Poet rapes Nancy, a virgin hostess working at an ethical suicide parlor. The title character of its best-known story dances higher and higher with a ballerina before being shot down by the Handicapper General Diana Glampers. For 10 points, name this Kurt Vonnegut collection that includes "Harrison Bergeron."
In a story from this collection, a dog named Sparky breaks an "intelligence analyzer" calibrated to Thomas Edison himself.
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