and I know where I'm going!"  
In response to the assertion "You're a Christian!" one character in this work replies "I know which end is up and I wasn't born yesterday and I know where I'm going!"  One character in this work conceals a flask of whiskey in a hollowed out book and carries a briefcase containing pornographic pictures.  The protagonist's mother refuses to say that her daughter is a philosopher, and the protagonist annoys another character with her vague musings in response to his insistence that she say she loves him.  The protagonist's mother gives the titular characterization to Mrs. Freeman and her family.  FTP, name this short story in which Bible salesman Manley Pointer steals the wooden leg of Hulga Hopewell, a work of Flannery O'Connor.
In response to the assertion "You're a Christian!" one character in this work replies "I know which end is up
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