He described the role of the press as "typing decisions down" after encouraging journalists to "write that novel...about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration...you know, fiction!"
This man described interviewing Jesse Jackson as "boxing a glacier" and encouraged listeners to "enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is", in a speech in which he told Ray Nagin that Washington D.C. is "the chocolate city with a marshmallow center". He described the role of the press as "typing decisions down" after encouraging journalists to "write that novel...about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration...you know, fiction!" In a discussion of approval ratings, this man said that he wouldn't drink from a glass that's (*) two-thirds empty because "the last third is usually backwash" in a speech in which he claimed that "reality has a well-known liberal bias". For 10 points, name this man who lampooned George W. Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner in character from his namesake "report" (ruh-PORE).
This man described interviewing Jesse Jackson as "boxing a glacier" and encouraged listeners to "enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is", in a speech in which he told Ray Nagin that Washington D.C. is "the chocolate city with a marshmallow center".
Stephen Colbert [or Stephen Tyrone Colbert] &lt;Hart&gt;