To the Lighthouse, by Edward Albee.
One character in this work complains that another chews her ice "like a cocker spaniel" and at the end, that character repeats "Kyrie eleison" after reporting that a telegram has come. Another character spends much her time on the bathroom tiles, while her husband "plows" another character. One anecdote told in this work relates the story of a friend who accidentally killed his father in a wreck when he swerved to avoid a porcupine. In the final act, at the climax of the game "bringing up baby," Honey and Nick learn that George and Martha do not have a son. For 10 points, name this play, whose titular question references the author of To the Lighthouse, by Edward Albee.
One character in this work complains that another chews her ice "like a cocker spaniel" and at the end, that character repeats "Kyrie eleison" after reporting that a telegram has come.
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