The protagonist of this novel barely holds a job selling hot dogs at Paradise Vendors and later runs off with Myrna Minkoff.
A noise that this novel's protagonist perceives as "someone being sacrificed" turns out to be a young boy bound to a wall. This novel's protagonist is called a "Magyar Maiden" by a socialite that purchases this character's mother's hat for $15 while at the (*) Night of Joy bar. The protagonist of this novel barely holds a job selling hot dogs at Paradise Vendors and later runs off with Myrna Minkoff. For 10 points, name this novel about the intellectual slob Ignatius J. Reilly, written by John Kennedy Toole.
A noise that this novel's protagonist perceives as "someone being sacrificed" turns out to be a young boy bound to a wall.
A Confederacy of Dunces