Programs in this language will be rejected for improper quantities of   politeness unless an appropriate fraction of lines begin with the word PLEASE.
An article in a September 1992 issue of Computer Shopper detailed how this programming language took 17 hours to complete a benchmark that C per- formed in half a second. This programming language's manual contains a tonsil,because  all other reference manuals have Appendices, [so] it was decided that [this language's] manual should contain some other type of removable organ . This language uses a question mark for XOR to  correctly express the average person's reaction on  rst encountering exclusive-or . Programs in this language will be rejected for improper quantities of   politeness unless an appropriate fraction of lines begin with the word PLEASE. For ten points, identify this eso- teric programming language, an abbreviation of  The Compiler Language with No Pronounceable Acronym .
An article in a September 1992 issue of Computer Shopper detailed how this programming language took 17 hours to complete a benchmark that C per- formed in half a second.
INTERCAL [accept The Compiler Language with No Pronounceable Acronym until read]