For 10 points, name this play by Eugene Ionesco.
This play's opening scene, set in a town square after a church service, sees the protagonist receive a tie and a comb from his friend, on whom he accidentally spills his drink when his love interest walks by.  The main character proceeds to defend his alcoholism by saying that he doesn't have any sense of self-identity except when he's drunk.  Minor characters in this play include a grocer who is devastated by the loss of his (*) cat, Botard and Dudard, two of the protagonist's co-workers, and a logician whose arguments often don't make any sense.  The protagonist's love interest, Daisy, is unable to resist undergoing a transformation that Mr. Beouf's wife also undergoes in order to be with her husband.  Jean also transforms into one of the titular creatures; the only character who does not is the protagonist, Berenger.  For 10 points, name this play by Eugene Ionesco.
This play's opening scene, set in a town square after a church service, sees the protagonist receive a tie and a comb from his friend, on whom he accidentally spills his drink when his love interest walks by.  
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