This military man authored an essay in the Southern Literary Messenger titled "The Philosophy of Dress," in which he urged a dress code based on dignity, moderation, and neatness. This general wrote a letter to Joseph E. Johnston asking him to investigate a man with the pen 
This military man authored an essay in the Southern Literary Messenger titled "The Philosophy of Dress," in which he urged a dress code based on dignity, moderation, and neatness. This general wrote a letter to Joseph E. Johnston asking him to investigate a man with the pen name "Bohemian." His son, known by the nickname Sandie, was an aide to Stonewall Jackson and married Kate Corbin, but died in battle at Fisher's Hill. After this general was kicked in the leg by a donkey at Malvern Hill, his duties were taken over by E. Porter Alexander. Following the Battle of Shepherdstown, this general was given the nicknames "Granny" and "Old Mother" because he withdrew troops prematurely from the Potomac River. He referred to his guns as Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, because he had been an Episcopal priest for 30 years before he rose to become the chief of artillery for Robert Lee, serving in that role at Gettysburg. For 10 points, name this completely inept Confederate general called the "Parson."