This character claims that "not being well married" is a good excuse "for me hereafter to leave my wife." He jokes about how "the noblest deer hath" horns "as huge as the rascal," and claims "the forehead of a married man" is more honorable "than the bare brow of a bachelor." He remembers breaking his sword upon a stone while in love and the "kissing of her batlet and the cow's dugs that her pretty chopt hands had milked." When we first meet this
This character claims that "not being well married" is a good excuse "for me hereafter to leave my wife." He jokes about how "the noblest deer hath" horns "as huge as the rascal," and claims "the forehead of a married man" is more honorable "than the bare brow of a bachelor." He remembers breaking his sword upon a stone while in love and the "kissing of her batlet and the cow's dugs that her pretty chopt hands had milked." When we first meet this character, he talks of a knight that (*) swore by honor "they were good pancakes" and "the mustard was naught." After he cavorts with goats in a forest, he talks about the seven degrees of lying. Eventually marrying Audrey, he serves under Duke Frederick and openly insults Corin while in the Forest of Arden. For 10 points, name this fool from As You Like It, whose name is taken from a material that is used to detect precious metals. [Ike]
This character claims that "not being well married" is a good excuse "for me hereafter to leave my wife."
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