In one story, this figure doesn't approach a man yelling "bring the booty" and "beat them up," because he confuses the first 
In one story, this figure doesn't approach a man yelling "bring the booty" and "beat them up," because he confuses the first phrase for a prayer to Shiva, and servants of this figure got into a quarrel with Vishnu over Ajamila, who had a son named Narayana. This figure was kicked to death after pulling the faithful Markandeya away from his lingam, and this figure was part of the first pair of humans according to the Vedas. This deity's twin sister was the goddess of the Yamuna River, and this owner of two four-eyed dogs was aided by Chitragupta, who read from his records called the Agrasamdhana. This deity represents south on a compass, and this figure's steed is a water buffalo, which he rides carrying a rope and a mace. He lives in a palace called Kalichi in a realm called Naraka, and according to the Vedas this figure gained his position by being the first mortal to die. For 10 points, name this Hindu god of death.
In one story, this figure doesn't approach a man yelling "bring the booty" and "beat them up," because he confuses the first phrase for a prayer to Shiva, and servants of this figure got into a quarrel with Vishnu over Ajamila, who had a son named Narayana.
{Yama}