Inspired by his recollection of "the bum-swipes of Gargantua," the protagonist of this novel uses two sheets of paper to wipe his ass after Captains Scurry and Slye cause him to shit himself. The protagonist becomes bedridden in a brothel run by Mary Mungummory, the traveling whore of Dorset, and saves the lives of Quassapelagh and Drepacca over the objections of his valet Bertram. This novel features a search for the led
Inspired by his recollection of "the bum-swipes of Gargantua," the protagonist of this novel uses two sheets of paper to wipe his ass after Captains Scurry and Slye cause him to shit himself. The protagonist becomes bedridden in a brothel run by Mary Mungummory, the traveling whore of Dorset, and saves the lives of Quassapelagh and Drepacca over the objections of his valet Bertram. This novel features a search for the ledger of John Coode, which also contains a secret diary describing how John Smith used an eggplant to deflower Pocahontas. The protagonist marries the prostitute Joan Toast, and continually runs into his disguised tutor Henry Burlingame III after being commissioned to write a Marylandiad by Lord Baltimore. FTP, name this novel about the poet Ebenezer Cooke, written by John Barth.
Inspired by his recollection of "the bum-swipes of Gargantua," the protagonist of this novel uses two sheets of paper to wipe his ass after Captains Scurry and Slye cause him to shit himself.
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