The barbarian Gringr is battling some soldiers while on his way to Gorzom in search of wenches and booty. Upon arriving, he attempts to take a barmaid "with a lithe, opaque nose",* but is challenged by a drunk, slaying him. Arrested, he is taken to a cell, but crafts the pelvis of a giant rat into a dagger to make good his escape. He stumbles upon the attempted religious sacrifice of the barmaid, 
The barbarian Gringr is battling some soldiers while on his way to Gorzom in search of wenches and booty. Upon arriving, he attempts to take a barmaid "with a lithe, opaque nose",* but is challenged by a drunk, slaying him. Arrested, he is taken to a cell, but crafts the pelvis of a giant rat into a dagger to make good his escape. He stumbles upon the attempted religious sacrifice of the barmaid, before killing the priests, reclaiming his wench, and taking a magnificent scarlet emerald, which turns into a blood-sucking blob our hero must also slay. FTP, name this notoriously bad novella by Jim Theis which is now circulated anonymously and read as a game at sci-fi conventions?
The barbarian Gringr is battling some soldiers while on his way to Gorzom in search of wenches and booty.
{The }{Eye of Argon}