One of these creatures is translated in a Youtube recording of a commercial as saying "What more do we  need..Great Language" and "One for Two is" while dressed up as an angle. Another of these figures claimed  his enemy was powered by the "blood of thousands of puppies being shoved into a hydroelectric dam."One of  these figures admitted to spending one Halloween dressed up as Moses going around saying "Thou Shalt Not  Steal Music." Tom Wilson, a character in A Regular Guy by Mona Simpson, is o
One of these creatures is translated in a Youtube recording of a commercial as saying "What more do we  need..Great Language" and "One for Two is" while dressed up as an angle. Another of these figures claimed  his enemy was powered by the "blood of thousands of puppies being shoved into a hydroelectric dam."One of  these figures admitted to spending one Halloween dressed up as Moses going around saying "Thou Shalt Not  Steal Music." Tom Wilson, a character in A Regular Guy by Mona Simpson, is often considered to be one of these  beings. In an Internet comic, one of these figures tells Calvin that "I Think I've Made $64 Million Since We've  Started Walking." The most well known of these figures told one executive to "fix your fucking shitty ass network  you fucking shit-eating-grin-wearing hillbilly ass clown!" and told Yoko Ono "You know, if you're so into peace,  then why have you a-holes been fighting me for 25 friggin' years." The Secret Diary belonging to one of these was  written by Daniel Lyons. For 10 points, name these figures that did not actually invent " the friggin iPod."
One of these creatures is translated in a Youtube recording of a commercial as saying "What more do we  need..Great Language" and "One for Two is" while dressed up as an angle.
Fake Steve Jobs [prompt on partial answer; accept things like False Steve Jobs]