He lost an academic compe
He lost an academic competition because he thought "spatula" wasn't an English word, and he fantasizes about Thereal McCoy and her mistletoe and plum pudding, whatever that may be. His real life romances include Mary Jane Ross and Kay Campbell, with whom he canvassed for Stevenson and whom he called "Pumpkin" because of her prodigious rear end. This Weequahic High School student's sexual exploits include fucking a piece of liver that his family ate two hours later, and after forcing Lina and The Monkey into a threesome in Italy, he abandons the hillbilly in Greece. FTP name this patient of Dr. Spielvogel and protagonist of a Philip Roth novel which is about his "complaint."
He lost an academic competition because he thought "spatula" wasn't an English word, and he fantasizes about Thereal McCoy and her mistletoe and plum pudding, whatever that may be.
{Alex}ander {Portnoy} (take either name)