This man once punched his ethics professor on the first day of college to prove he could not be bullied, and as a child he was sent to "exorcism day camp" when caught playing Dungeons and Dragons. During a bid for "President of the United States of South Carolina," this man announced that he would consider a vote for Herman Cain as a vote in his su
This man once punched his ethics professor on the first day of college to prove he could not be bullied, and as a child he was sent to "exorcism day camp" when caught playing Dungeons and Dragons. During a bid for "President of the United States of South Carolina," this man announced that he would consider a vote for Herman Cain as a vote in his support. He began his own line of Lance Armstrong wristbands to protest Hollywood's glorification of wrist violence and has claimed to not know what race he is. He harbors a deep-seated phobia of bears and frequently uses the term "truthiness." For 10 points, name this host of a daily Report.
This man once punched his ethics professor on the first day of college to prove he could not be bullied, and as a child he was sent to "exorcism day camp" when caught playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Stephen Colbert