The son of USC and WNBA star Pam, this player currently comes off the bench for Kosta Koufos next to Kenneth Faried.
A tragicomic liaison with this athlete was chronicled by Ayana Marie, who lamented that after having sex he returned to their hotel room "with Chipotle for himself and none for me." In an interview, this player once solemnly reflected, "apparently. . . if you get a fastbreak and throw it off the backboard. . . and you're 1-11, you're not supposed to do that." This player flailed desperately at a lob pass while attempting to post up 5'9'' Isiah Thomas, helping earn him the moniker "Tragic Bronson" during numerous appearances on "Shaqtin' a Fool." More famously, he followed an airball hook shot by sprinting back while his team was still on offense, exasperating then-teammate John Wall. The son of USC and WNBA star Pam, this player currently comes off the bench for Kosta Koufos next to Kenneth Faried. For 10 points, name this former Wizard and current Denver Nuggets center whose innumerable missteps are documented in a running feature on Deadspin.
A tragicomic liaison with this athlete was chronicled by Ayana Marie, who lamented that after having sex he returned to their hotel room "with Chipotle for himself and none for me.
Javale McGee [accept Pierre]