He can't even join their foolish discussions of Michelangelo.  
This man is not Prince Hamlet.  He is incapable of hearing the mermaids.  He does not dare even eat a peach.  Women constantly mock the bald spot in his head and the thinness of his arms and legs.  He can't even join their foolish discussions of Michelangelo.  FTP name this creation of T.S. Eliot who issues an ironic "love song."
This man is not Prince Hamlet.  He is incapable of hearing the mermaids.  
J. Alfred Prufrock