He continually takes bananas out of a locked drawer, eats them, and slips on the peels.   
At one point, the title character of this play is confused by the word "viduity" and stops everything to look it up in his dictionary.  He continually takes bananas out of a locked drawer, eats them, and slips on the peels.   He also goes offstage at increments, begins to drink champagne, and begins to sing "Now the day is over" before he is cut off by coughing fits.  Characterizing himself as "that stupid bastard I took myself for thirty years ago," the title character keeps re-listening to himself saying "I lay down across her with my face in her breasts and my hand on her."  An old man plays back recordings of monologues from his own youth in - for 10 points - what one-act play by Samuel Beckett?
At one point, the title character of this play is confused by the word "viduity" and stops everything to look it up in his dictionary.  
Krapp's Last Tape or La Derni?e Bande