These are the words of a turn-of-the-century composer whose eccentricities ranged from wearing 12 identical gray velvet suits to letting no one into his apartment for 27 years.  
"Everyone will tell you I am not a musician. That is correct."  These are the words of a turn-of-the-century composer whose eccentricities ranged from wearing 12 identical gray velvet suits to letting no one into his apartment for 27 years.  Many of the titles of this man's works are equally odd, including Desiccated Embryos, Truly Flabby Pr?udes for a Dog, and Three Pieces in the Form of a Pear.  The 1917 premiere of his ballet Parade caused a theater riot.  For ten points, name this "non-musician" whose prot?? included "The Six" of French music, and whose most famous composition is Trois Gymnop?ies.
"Everyone will tell you I am not a musician. That is correct."  
Erik Satie