This lover of Hester the Molester kills Tabitha during a Little League game and gives his cards to his friend, who used to throw him around as a kid.
After hearing his friend say "I think life on earth is hell," this character replies "I hope you have a nice summer." This character learns about John F. Kennedy's affair with Marilyn Monroe from Mitzy, whose son Larry Lish reveals to the police that this character had made fake IDs for his fellow students. This character is given an erection by Barb Wiggin just before appearing in the central role of the 1953 Christmas Pageant, and learns of the circumstances of his death after seeing Scrooge's gravestone. This character, whom Randy White expels from Gravesend Academy, dies in Phoenix saving a pack of Vietnamese orphans from a grenade thrown by Dick Jarvits. This lover of Hester the Molester kills Tabitha during a Little League game and gives his cards to his friend, who used to throw him around as a kid. This otherworldly-voiced perpetual dwarf is the reason that John Wheelwright is a Christian. For 10 points, identify this title character of a novel by John Irving.
After hearing his friend say "I think life on earth is hell," this character replies "I hope you have a nice summer."
{Owen Meany} [accept either name]