One character creates panic by saying only "T.S. Elliot" into the phone after calling another character, and Corporal Popinjay is imprisoned for being overly specific at Clevinger's trial before the Action Board.  
One character in this novel annoys the protagonist with a story about how he used to walk around with crab apples in his mouth. One character creates panic by saying only "T.S. Elliot" into the phone after calling another character, and Corporal Popinjay is imprisoned for being overly specific at Clevinger's trial before the Action Board.  Only those with temperatures higher than 102 degrees are treated by Doc Daneeka in Pianosa, and "M&M Enterprises" buys all the Egyptian cotton in the world under the treasonous war profiteer Milo Minderbinder. For 10 points name this novel in which Yossarian is in the 256th airborne as a bombardier under Major Major Major Major, a work of Joseph Heller.
One character in this novel annoys the protagonist with a story about how he used to walk around with crab apples in his mouth.
 Catch-22