If all else fails, he jumps out the window whenever someone approaches.  
Described as being "born too late and too mediocre," he is convinced to accept special treatment at mealtime after being served "broiled Maine lobster with excellent Roquefort salad and two frozen eclairs." After being falsely accused of forgery, he strikes back by constantly signing his name as "Washington Irving."  He escalated his problems after being shunned at pickup basketball games because he looks like Henry Fonda, deciding to shun everybody by having his assistant Towser admit visitors only when he is out of his office.  If all else fails, he jumps out the window whenever someone approaches.  FTP, identify this man who was named by a joking father and then promoted by a computer glitch, the squadron commander of Yossarian in Catch-22.
Described as being "born too late and too mediocre," he is convinced to accept special treatment at mealtime after being served "broiled Maine lobster with excellent Roquefort salad and two frozen eclairs."
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