Describing "what dire offense from amorous causes springs, what mighty contests rise from trivial things...", FTP, what is this famous five canto mock epic by Alexander Pope?
One scene reveals the heroine, accompanied by her lapdog, Shock, triumphing over the Baron in a game of ombre.  However, despite the protection of the Sylph Ariel, the Baron perpetrates the titular act, and chaos ensues, aggravated by the Gnome Umbriel.  After lamentations and an epic battle fought with a bodkin, the title object is made into a constellation that "the Muse shall consecrate to fame, and 'midst the stars inscribe Belinda's name."  Describing "what dire offense from amorous causes springs, what mighty contests rise from trivial things...", FTP, what is this famous five canto mock epic by Alexander Pope?
One scene reveals the heroine, accompanied by her lapdog, Shock, triumphing over the Baron in a game of ombre.  
The Rape of the Lock