For 10 points name this protagonist of How I Met
This character returns a blue Toyota Camry hybrid he bought after only a day, and he nearly freezes to death in a car whose broken tape player plays the song "500 Miles" on a loop. This character lost his virginity to a girl who then borrowed 20 bucks and absconded, and he breaks up with a girl known only as "blah blah" because she falls below the "Mendoza line." The alter-ego of college radio personality Dr. X, this character engages in an unknown sexual escapade involving a pineapple with a character played by Danica McKellar, and he falls in love with a woman who uses the alias "Buttercup" when they meet at a wedding, Victoria. After getting a tramp stamp he meets the dermatologist who later leaves him at the altar, Stella, while he steals a blue French horn to impress Canadian tv reporter Robin Scherbatsky.  Played by Josh Radnor, this architect-turned-professor hangs out at McLaren's with Marshall and Lily Ericsson and a proponent of the "bro code" played by Neil Patrick Harris, Barney Stinson. For 10 points name this protagonist of How I Met Your Mother.
This character returns a blue Toyota Camry hybrid he bought after only a day, and he nearly freezes to death in a car whose broken tape player plays the song "500 Miles" on a loop.
{Ted Mosby} [accept either]