I've partaken of fine foods across the land, but in my lowly opinion, only in the bosom of hometown, amidst the throng of locals, can you taste the most essential delicacy. This <i>fondue</i> tells such a tale. You'd like a travel guide from me? Hah-hah, very well, as you wish. To be <i>asked</i> for a work so dear to my passions is my honor.