Beard's a nice touch. Lets Everyone know that you're not a teenage girl.  It's not important.
According to my calendar, I'm a week early.
He said he was at work. You're late.
He said he was at work. You're late. [SEP] According to my calendar, I'm a week early. [SEP] Beard's a nice touch. Lets Everyone know that you're not a teenage girl.  It's not important.