You're not getting any fatter. Your medical records were clean.
The Warren Commission found no evidence of a second lunch. Possibly because it was stolen from the doctor's lounge.
Your single omelet theory conveniently overlooks the grassy knoll you had for lunch today. Vegetable and grain gag-athon.
Your single omelet theory conveniently overlooks the grassy knoll you had for lunch today. Vegetable and grain gag-athon. [SEP] The Warren Commission found no evidence of a second lunch. Possibly because it was stolen from the doctor's lounge. [SEP] You're not getting any fatter. Your medical records were clean.