You don't care about the kid. You just find his illness "intriguing".
His tox screen was negative. He's still whacked out
Boys love fart jokes. Find him one with a good fart joke.  He's a teenager. It's drugs. Tell those ER geniuses to give him charcoal and naloxone so you'll stop following me.
Boys love fart jokes. Find him one with a good fart joke.  He's a teenager. It's drugs. Tell those ER geniuses to give him charcoal and naloxone so you'll stop following me. [SEP] His tox screen was negative. He's still whacked out [SEP] You don't care about the kid. You just find his illness "intriguing".