Even though we know in two years their Lawyers are gonna be fighting over the Bentleys.
The only reason anyone gets married is that homo erectus females needed protection from predators while breastfeeding. The only reason these two are getting married is to throw an obnoxious gala and make the rest of us feel unworthy.
I hate rehearsal dinners almost as much as I hate weddings.
I hate rehearsal dinners almost as much as I hate weddings. [SEP] The only reason anyone gets married is that homo erectus females needed protection from predators while breastfeeding. The only reason these two are getting married is to throw an obnoxious gala and make the rest of us feel unworthy. [SEP] Even though we know in two years their Lawyers are gonna be fighting over the Bentleys.