Sure, but she'd only refuse to beliEve such a well presented lie if she were innocent. And since you both can't be innocent, you ruddy jackass.
The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it?
He could beliEve that you could get herpes from a toilet seat, or he could be cheating on you and be happy to have an out.
He could beliEve that you could get herpes from a toilet seat, or he could be cheating on you and be happy to have an out. [SEP] The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it? [SEP] Sure, but she'd only refuse to beliEve such a well presented lie if she were innocent. And since you both can't be innocent, you ruddy jackass.