I surrender.  I have been a disloyal! disrespectful jerk. I should have listened to what you wanted.
But you do want to. You may have rationalized it a hundred different ways, but the fact is, you fired me so that I'd be forced to spend the rest of my life doing exactly what I wanted to do. It was pRobably the most! selfless thing anyone has Ever done for me. And you don't Even like me that much.
Loyalty is a tool to get people to do things they don't wanna do.
Loyalty is a tool to get people to do things they don't wanna do. [SEP] But you do want to. You may have rationalized it a hundred different ways, but the fact is, you fired me so that I'd be forced to spend the rest of my life doing exactly what I wanted to do. It was pRobably the most! selfless thing anyone has Ever done for me. And you don't Even like me that much. [SEP] I surrender.  I have been a disloyal! disrespectful jerk. I should have listened to what you wanted.