And that's not a bullet.
Yes, it's a paperweight with a handy storage compartment for .45-caliber bullets.
Admit it.  Two hours ago, I found this in your closet in a box with your name on it. I knew you'd move it somewhere outside your apartment until you were certain I'd given up looking. So I had to convince you that I'd given up looking. That's not a gun.
Admit it.  Two hours ago, I found this in your closet in a box with your name on it. I knew you'd move it somewhere outside your apartment until you were certain I'd given up looking. So I had to convince you that I'd given up looking. That's not a gun. [SEP] Yes, it's a paperweight with a handy storage compartment for .45-caliber bullets. [SEP] And that's not a bullet.