The best you you could be is a lot more you.  Open the hangar. Here comes the plane.
We just have to rEverse your gastric bypass and get you back on a high carb, glucose-enriched diet.
It's not a joke. Not a lie. Not an attempt to defraud in any way. It's an actual licensed physician with an actual diagnosis. Hereditary coproporphyria.  Doesn't make enough of a certain enzyme that I can't pronounce, but it's apparently important for your liver and Everything else. Treatment is a high carb diet rich in sugar. When you were a porker, you were self-medicating. So this is treatable.
It's not a joke. Not a lie. Not an attempt to defraud in any way. It's an actual licensed physician with an actual diagnosis. Hereditary coproporphyria.  Doesn't make enough of a certain enzyme that I can't pronounce, but it's apparently important for your liver and Everything else. Treatment is a high carb diet rich in sugar. When you were a porker, you were self-medicating. So this is treatable. [SEP] We just have to rEverse your gastric bypass and get you back on a high carb, glucose-enriched diet. [SEP] The best you you could be is a lot more you.  Open the hangar. Here comes the plane.