Sodomy, one of the top ten most common Household accidents.
Wait. There may have been some  contact, but I'm not gay.
There's been no sex of any kind. Okay. I'll go test your fiancee for HIV. Is she the curious sort?
There's been no sex of any kind. Okay. I'll go test your fiancee for HIV. Is she the curious sort? [SEP] Wait. There may have been some  contact, but I'm not gay. [SEP] Sodomy, one of the top ten most common Household accidents.