Because you're an idiot.  At least you two have that in common.
Because I found someone I love?
So now you're preparing a Powerpoint presentation to keep her in your garden of earthly delights. You're an idiot.
So now you're preparing a Powerpoint presentation to keep her in your garden of earthly delights. You're an idiot. [SEP] Because I found someone I love? [SEP] Because you're an idiot.  At least you two have that in common.