That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.  What's wrong with you?
But they're red.
I can't get my contact lenses out- Out of what? They're not in your eyes.
I can't get my contact lenses out- Out of what? They're not in your eyes. [SEP] But they're red. [SEP] That's because you're trying to remove your corneas.  What's wrong with you?