Why would I do that? We're doing fine.
I'm sure that some part of you beliEves this idiocy. But you can't possibly be stupid enough to think that you can convince any part of me. And that can only mean you're trying to sabotage this relationship.
Except that I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus, he was a gay hooker. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?  Oh, come on. It's a massage. I don't care who gives it to you. Why not treat me the same way?
Except that I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot! Plus, he was a gay hooker. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a straight male hooker?  Oh, come on. It's a massage. I don't care who gives it to you. Why not treat me the same way? [SEP] I'm sure that some part of you beliEves this idiocy. But you can't possibly be stupid enough to think that you can convince any part of me. And that can only mean you're trying to sabotage this relationship. [SEP] Why would I do that? We're doing fine.