What are some quick and painless ways to kill myself?
What's the most painless way to kill yourself?
What’s the best way to kill yourself that (a) leaves the least amount of blood to clean up and (b) is the least painful? What is the best way to avoid death? What is the best way to avoid the thought of killing someone? What are the best ways to fake your own death? What is the best way to die? What's one easy way to waste a life?