waitresses in skin tight mini dresses.  check.\n\nall the townie mid-90's uiuc frat alum.  check.\n\nwaiting forever to get your bill.  being subsequently charged twice on your card.  having to deal with your bank to get said charge reversed because the manager at guidos can't be bothered to call you back.  check.  check.... and.... check.\n\nthe drinks are standard.  the food is fair.  the experience is forgettable. accept when you get your credit card statement.  then you are reminded.  sometimes twice.