I heard they're organizing the official Cockfest 2015 here. No seriously, where are all the chicks? How am I walking through a GIANT crowd of ONLY dudes? Also, what the fuck kind of a club decides to book several parties to a single table? No joke, complete strangers had their bottles on our table (though they were probably thinking the same about us), and the workers were shoving tabs in peoples' faces left and right. Seriously? I get that you want more people to go for bottle service, but you can't quadruple-book a table, amigos. \n\nIt would be fine if the music was okay, but the DJ was apparently a cocaine addict suffering from ADHD, because the songs were changing literally every 20 seconds or so. What about all the sweet moves I learned on YouTube, bro!?