I am pretty sure my friends and I stumbled into a coke party when we came here for a late bite after a house show back in the Neighborhood.\n\nThe lights were low, there were people dry humping each other wall-to-wall, and lots of frequent, quick trips in and out of the bathrooms by staff and guests alike.\n\nAll to a soundtrack of terrible techno.\n\nAll of this would've been worth a laugh if it weren't for the food.  We ordered a vegan pizza, a couple cheese slices, and an order of garlic knots.\n\nThe vegan pizza was a barely-cooked pie with hummus haphazardly smeared across it.  The worst part about it was the paprika - they had attempted to season the hummus, but for some reason, rather than sprinkling the spices across the entire pie, there were 5 distinct, huge mounds of paprika that spotted the pie like an outbreak of chickenpox.\n\nThe slices came out first, and were cold even before we reminded them that we ordered garlic knots - which took an unholy 20 mintues, after we reminded them.\n\nTo top it all off - the garlic knots, those of the epic cooking time, were completely cold and raw in the middle.\n\nEddie's pizza is like some bizarre circle of hell.