RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!\n\nThe good stuff:\nBrilliant art installation in the lobby, even though it stopped working a few days after I arrived \n\nBeautiful room and a secluded pool called the Bamboo. \n\nOn with the bad stuff:\nMy room and those of others in my party had bathtub poltergeists that would cause a single jet or two to go off in the night. Not making this up. And it was LOUD. \n\nThe nitwit that checked me in never bothered to activate my key cards. So I sat in a sweaty puddle of exhausted traveler in the hallway for 30 mins before someone let us in and then it was still somehow our responsibility to go down stairs and get it all sorted. The only person who was actually helpful during this whole ordeal was the housekeeper who rang down for someone to come let us in. It was truly miserable.\n\nLet's see...it was overpriced--I'm sorry, but you can't charge that much for a hotel just because you're next to the Bellagio!!! And at least the Bellagio understand that there are certain times of day when you lower your table minimums. The Cosmo had $25 blackjack at 11 AM on a Sunday. \n\nAnd many of the other guests strongly resembled the cast of the Jersey Shore. Just FYI.