How is it that gorgeous women, all extremely talented dancers, can perform almost completely naked and not titillate the audience? During this entire show, the audience never did more than tepidly clap. I looked at my watch a few times, and if it hadn't been for the two comedic interludes, I might have left early. I was so bored. And I don't think it was just because I'm a straight woman. There was something blas\u00e9 about seeing carbon-copy little-boobed Barbies dancing with more precision than passion. They were beautiful, but the show was so uptight! I felt like I was watching a performance art piece that just happened to be nude sometimes. Other times, it was flirty and innocent, while naked. The theater was very nice, though.