Let me count the reasons I hate Scottsdale....\n\n1. Generic plasticine parasitic pretentious people  (the 4 Ps)\n2. Old Town (probably the lamest place on Earth and I have be to Normal IL.)\n3. Manicured storm gutters (yes, they even clean the storm gutters)\n4. Unecessary road paving (when the roads are completely fine)\n5. The weather (I know Scottsdale is to blame for the heat in the desert, it's the sun reflecting off all the botox injected faces, which increase the temperature beyond any tolerable level)\n\nEnter DJs of Scottsdale. Its div-esque, yes, and almost trying a little to hard to stand out in the midst of the ever present \""cheese\"" that is Old Town.  Now if you're looking for a Non-Scottsdale experience, leave Scottsdale. Go to Phoenix, or Tempe, or better yet, just leave this state.   I personally don't recommend anything in Old Town, but if the Devil came up to me and said \""you have one place to spend Eternity in and it HAS to be in Old Town Scottsdale, what place will you choose?\""  I'd say to him, \""Lucifer, tough call, but I'll take DJs\""\n\nPOOF of smoke.... my eternal damnation has begun, what to do, what to do.....good thing they serve Guinness and have Video Golf.