The portions are the epitome of American excess. However, if you want a pound of flavorless slop in a styrofoam container, be my guest.\n\nWe ordered two Trident plates, which come with two predesignated sides. I chose the Reuben, which came with their macaroni salad (noodles + mayonnaise) and home fries. The Reuben honestly tasted like spam. Even the spicy meat sauce did not have a characteristic flavor. It was just wet meaty stuff. Overall, the food was greasy and fairly tasteless. I choked my meal down in the hope that it would fill the void left by my disappointment. Sadly, it did not. \n\nWe came in on a Groupon, so thankfully we did not pay full price. There was a lot of food, but I've honestly eaten better in truckstops than on this culinary misadventure.\n\nPros:\n- Friendly staff\n- Inexpensive\n- Monstrous proportions\n\nCons:\n- Bland\n- Greasy