Seriously, I was soooo amped! Alas, like a girl dating a man with E.D. I was let down : (\n\nUpon trekking 42 miles from Cosmo and walking past the man with who lets you kick him in the balls for 20$ youll find this little gem. \n\nNormally I am alll about scary crap, and upon entering I was 50/50. Mainly bc the characters were a little obnoxious... I get it... your a chubby drunk lady.... but what was scary about that? PAUSE... Once I stood in line we were allowed up the stairs and had our little photo op (WE SERIOUSLY HAVE THE BEST PHOTO! CHECK IT OUT!) We have to go through this area and Doug was voted to go first. one fright led to waiting on the stairs, where I was now mysteriously leading, for about 5 minutes. I felt awkward but we were finally let up. Idk if I was more afraid of falling through the floor, or something falling on me but we were directed to stand in the middle. Fast forward to IMHO the scariest part: THE ELEVATOR. I'm hella claustrophobic and scared of elevators in general so I was basically shitting my pants on this one, all whilst April was laughing her ass off... thanks girl!\n\nOnce again I led, we went through diff things and I wasnt scared. I honestly got kinda bored! I know! WEIRDO!! I think I was more grossed out by things that looked really unsanitary (Ex Health Dept worker lol!) and thought it was funny to see some random backpack over by \""sick nick\"" \n\nI like some of the small details they did, even the smells! HOPEFULLY THEY WERE INTENTIONAL! But I wasnt the least bit scared. It was however gorey and bloody which I can appreciate. Towards the end theres a black tunnel looking thing, in order to go through you have to get on your knees (Uhhh sorry, I only get on my knees for one thing hunty!) so I just pushed my way through, yay! That spilled into Babydolls which was ok, the view was awesome but it was chilly and the drinks were weakkkkk!\n\nWould I go back? Maybe! But not for 25$!