Of course we know that you get what you pay for, but I was also under the impression that if a hotel website offers amenities, that those amenities are actually provided at the hotel.  Not only was the description HIGHLY inaccurate about the actual stay we had at the celebrities hotel, but description or not, this is the worst, most disgusting room we've ever stayed in...and we often go for the cheapest most ridiculous rooms we can find, with no problems.\n\nTo start, let me go through the amenities listed on the hotel website - \nHere's what the website lists, with the truth about what we experienced:\n24h room service - NO ROOM SERVICE\nHigh speed internet - VERY GOOD INTERNET (the was the only good thing about the room)\nSatellite TV - TV DIDN'T WORK (turned on but volume button broken off and sound quiet)\nCD/DVD player - NONE\nAir conditioning - HEATER BROKEN\nDisabled facilities - DEFINITELY NONE (STEP TO GET IN AND NO ELEVATOR, NO RAMPS, NO DISABLED BATHROOMS)\nLaundry - NONE THAT WE SAW\nIron/ironing board - NONE THAT WE SAW\nSafe deposit box - NONE THAT WE SAW\n\nand from another page on their website:\nHotel Parking - NONE - 5 LARGE BLOCKS AWAY THERE'S AN OVERNIGHT PARKING GARAGE \nInternet - Internet Access - AGAIN, GREAT INTERNET\n24 - 24 hour Reception - TRUE\nClose - Close to City Centre - TRUE, PRETTY GREAT LOCATION\nBusiness - Business Center - NONE THAT WE SAW\nDisabled - Disabled Facilities - AGAIN, DEFINITELY NO HANDICAP OR DISABLED ACCESS\nConcierge - Concierge Services - NONE THAT WE SAW\nDirect - Direct Telephone - WE HAD A PHONE, NEVER TRIED TO USE IT\nHair - Hair dryer - NONE IN OUR ROOM\nTea/Coffee - Tea/Coffee making - BROKEN, MISSING COFFEE\nRefrigerator - Refrigerator - NONE\n\n\nso now - we entered our room, and weren't surprised that there wasn't a separate 'bathroom' - we expected it to be more of a hostel feel.  There was a toilet surrounded by loosely hung curtains, and a shower with a broken off door and a curtain to cover the entry.  This part was fine with us.  There was also a bathroom across the hall, but there was never any soap at the sink the entire 5 days we were there.  \n\nAlmost everything in the room was either filthy or broken or both.  The toilet was clogged and was not fixed for 24 hours after we got there.  the shower was the most god-awful thing I've ever experienced, fluctuating from way too hot to way too cold with nothing in between, but luckily it was broken such that the shower head only pointed straight down and trickled out, so it was easy enough to avoid the water.  The blinds were torn off and broken (although maintenance fixed that the second day).  The shower floor was black with dirt that did not look stained, but more like it hadn't seen a cleaning solution in decades.  The bed was the filthiest I've ever stayed in (and again, we're used to cheap hotels and hostels).  The small TV was broken, the coffee maker broken (and with no coffee), there was a mount to something that had broken off on a wall that had just stayed mounted.\n\nHalf the staff was incredibly nice, the other half incredibly rude.  The parking was difficult and far away, but would have been fine had we been informed of this before hand.  \n\nAs mentioned earlier, the good part is that this hotel was a great location to get from the old port to the Latin quarter to Chinatown, and the internet was very fast (a speed test put it at 5mbps).  Other than that, it was literally the worst stay in any hotel or hostel I or my husband have ever had (with that awful, dirty, literally painful shower really sealing the deal).  Stay at your own risk, and only if you really, really can't afford anywhere else.