BOOBIES + HOT WINGS = PARADISE!!!!!\n\nTheoretically, the above equation rings true.  Not so much at the Hooter's in Vegas.  From a dining standpoint, it sucked.  The service was very slow (how does it take 45 minutes to fry up wings!?), the coffee was served in styrofoam cups, the \""plates\"" were wet (ewwwww).  The wings were pretty good, but not spectacular.\n\nWell...since the food sucked, BRING ON THE BOOBIES!  Again, disappointment.  Even the main attraction, the so-called \""Hooter's Girls\"" were meh.  Lots of skinny legs, flat asses and fake hootie-hoos. \n\nI dunno. I just didn't get it.  Maybe cause our party consisted of two straight girls and a gay man, but I just wasn't terribly impressed with Hooters.