After my review of Salsita's 6, I've come to have faith in the cumulative point rating system. \nSImply enumerate the various categories and let the chips fall so to speak.\n\nPhoenix Police Department.\n\nFive stars for my arresting officer and how interested he was in my life...asking a ton of questions...seeing the real me as a person instead of just another perpetrator.\nHe seemed genuinely concerned about me, and under any other circumstances, I could totally see me and him as besties. \nYou just don't see that kind of caring any more.\n\nAnother five for his using nylon ties in lieu of those pesky steel handcuffs.\nAnd yet another three for his super clean backseat. I thought it would smell like puke or crack dealer or something.\n\nWhere are we, thirteen so far?\n\nMinus five for the butch officer who fingerprinted me and failed to acquiesce to my request for a hairbrush and some product prior to the mugshot. I looked like Nick Nolte and Gary Busey's illegitimate child.\n\nAnother minus five for the Madison Street Jail facility and its 'open' toilets in the holding tank. If you have shy bladder syndrome, this is not the place for you after a night of prodigious drinking.\n\nAnd I'm going with a negative two for what I think may have been an egg Mcmuffin they served up for breakfast, although I'm not really sure what it was.\n\nOverall, I'd say this wasn't as bad an experience as all my friends let on.\nAnd, it does give me the chance to get to see if Philips and Associates are as good they say.\n\nWhere's that leave us.\nYeah, no, pretty sure that's one star. \nHmm.\nProbably won't repeat.