If the stale retirement home setting and stuck-in-the-80's styled menu don't encourage you to leave before ordering, waiting for the amateur service will.\n\nOh, you're still here? Ok, go ahead and order any of their so-called omelettes. Be sure to also ask for lots of napkins because you'll be crying when you finally see the nonsense that comes out of the kitchen.\n\nThe way I see it, cooking omlettes is very simple: you take good ingredients, mix them together, cook it all without burning. Somehow they manage to ignore all of these suggestions. Yes, even the \""mixing\"" part. They apparently manufacture a plain omelette on one side of the kitchen, and then lightly sprinkle on whatever ingredients right before serving it.\n\nWhen paying my bill at the front I was asked, \""How was everything?\"".\nI replied in a polite tone, \""O.K.\""\nCashier boy responds in bewilderment, \""Just 'O.K.'?!?\""\nI finally leave him with, \""I'm being nice when I say 'O.K.'\""\n\nI'm sticking to Taylor's, Matt's and 5th Avenue Cafe for my weekend breakfast.