This should be called the porn hotel.  Several of us were staying here for business.  We came to the conclusion over lunch that this is less than desirable for a business traveller hotel, unless you are a porn producer.\n\nFirst the entire hotel is dark!  Have they heard of 100 watt bulbs!   This is where ugly people go to screw.  \n\nThe rooms have the bed in the middle of the room.  This can be off putting to a business traveller.  But it allows for dramatic 360 degree views of the action.  Did I mention that the room was dark!!! Is makes it a challenge finding the bathroom in this goofy studio floor plan.  The closet is also hidden for those pornos that want to have the rapist waiting in the closet motif.\n\nDid I mention the music.  It is everywhere and loud!  It makes it difficult to have a conversation.  Oh yeah and it sounds like a porn soundtrack.\n\nThere are a few suggestions for improvement:  \n1.  All of the bell men should get 70s porn staches\n2.  They need the bell men to wear dress shirts unbuttoned to the navel over day old wife beaters.