\""Free limo and no cover\"" my ass.  Upon arriving at the OG, in the ghetto, by a limo that we were told was \""completely free\"", we were informed that it would be $25 per person.  Granted this included 2 drinks, but I want to dictate my boozing, not someone else.  So I get my drinks, which are completely watered down by the way, and watch some of the girls.  Some were pretty, most were not and all but one were pushy.  No, I don't want a dance.  If I do, I know where to find you and how to ask for one.\n\nFast forward to the stage.  I'm there watching the vagina in my face, albeity behind the girls panties, and my buddy is ordering from one of the cocktail waitresses.  His gaze is away from the dancer for maybe 30 seconds.  I turn and get his attention to check out the dancer, and when he does, she looks at us and says \""You guys aren't even paying attention to me!  Assholes!\"" and then leaves.  I couldn't help but laugh hysterically and go to the bar.  I have 4 or 5 Bud Lights @ $10 bucks apiece.  Each with a $2 tip  Earlier, I had tipped another $10 for my 2 booze drinks as well as another $10 for drinks I bought for my buddies.  Altogether, our group probably left this bartender over $100 within an hour and a half.  \n\nI feel thirsty.  I order a ginger ale.  He tells me $10.  I tell him I just wanted a ginger ale, nothing in it. \""Ten dollars\"".  I laugh in his face, take the rest of my money off the bar and gather the guys to leave.\n\nIf you fucks over there are reading this, you screwed up bigtime. The 6 of us were just getting ready to do private dances and were preparing to stay until you kicked us out.  Die in a fire, all of you.  Except the hot cocktail waitress with the nice tits and personality.