I have a borderline obsession with Gordon Ramsey. Since I don't get cable, it's not with his Kitchen Nightmares or Hell's Kitchens or what have you - no, it's his ridiculous talent.\n\nPEOPLE. GORDON RAMSEY IS MORE THAN JUST A YELLING BRITISH MAN IN A KITCHEN.\n\nHe. Is. A. GODCHEF.\n\nThere's this series called Ramsey's Ultimate Cookery Course; 100 recipes to stake your life on. And I would. Stake my life on it.\n\nSo when Ryan suggested we go to get burgers, I said, \""Meh...burgers..\""\n\n\""Gordon Ramsey's restaurant.\""\n\nBURGERS!\n\nWorth the wait. Worth the price. Get the oreo shake with the creme brulee pudding and don't you fucking waste any of it.\n\nTheir whiskey cherry cocktail is too sweet for my taste and gave me a wicked headache.\n\nThe caesar salad was kale and romaine and despite being one of the most typically boring entrees, it was actually quite wonderful, mellow. The fries were great, too, and Ryan really enjoyed his burger (sans bun, because he likes to pretend he eats semi healthy).\n\nGoddammit Gordon Ramsey, you did it again. Of course you did, like I would have doubted you for a moment.