Pure madness...at 2 pm on a Thursday? Accessible parking was full. There was only one motorized cart. It took me five minutes just to motor into the store, no thanks to the hordes departing who could not see my flag, cart, or colorfully clad body. \n\nBefore coming to the store, I called to get the membership price, and was told there is a $25 option. Um, nope. Try $55...can you say bait and switch?\n\nLong, long lines to check out, just like the day before Thanksgiving or the zombie invasion. \n\nI ran screaming, straight to Sam's Club, where the shoppers are polite and the aisles are well labeled. Costco may have fancy meat and a service deli...but I'm not going to fight for my food and jumbo bottles of Tide. \n\nNever again!