Update 10-07-14\n\nA lady called to \""set things right\"" a few minutes ago.  She was very argumentative in an effort to explain why I was wrong.  She explained that the \""2-hour\"" ATV ride Groupon is from door to door.  She stated that the clock starts when they pick you up from your hotel and ends when they drop you off.  This includes traffic. This means that you only get 45 minutes of actual riding time.  I'm not easily provoked, but this lady managed to push all the right buttons.  I'll see if my party of eight will post on yelp to confirm our experience with this company.