Mlife Black gave us a free room at The Mirage and a free meal here.  So who are we to turn down some free food?  Mr. W. and I just so happened to take my parents to Vegas for them to be tourists like good children one weekend and this offer pretty much just fell into our laps.  So let's eat some meat!!!\n\nAfter having the best Brazilian BBQ in Vegas, I was hoping for a similar experience.  \""Disappointment\"" seemed to be on the menu.  While the hostesses were rude and the waitress was no where to be seen majority of the time, the lovely servers with their sticks of grilled meats were always out and about between tables.  They kindly gave us these red-and-green colored things to let them know when they can bother us with more meat and when to give us a break.  They seemed pretty oblivious to this though and just kept wandering by.  I really don't mind since they're really just showing off all they had to offer and there was a pretty good variety but everything was so ridiculously dry.  \n\nBite after bite of beyond-well-done meats were piled onto our plates and something within the first ten bites made my stomach churn.  \""Where's the bathroom?\"" I had asked politely to a snooty waitress.  \""We have none here.  You have to go to the casino floor.\""  How friggin convenient.  Why WOULD a restaurant need a bathroom after all?  It's either that or that female dog lied.  That... female dog...!\n\nNone of us were impressed and I'm glad the meal was free because I wouldn't pay to dine here.  It's such a pity because the ambiance is actually quite nice and it's right across from the Revolution Lounge and next to the elevators.  Oh well.