The food is crap.  I'm not trying to be mean, but it really is horrible.  I'd rather eat one of those Tornado things from Circle K for dinner.  Also, I don't appreciate the waitress telling me everything is great when everything is absolutely not great.  What kind of disgusting excuse for food must she live off of if the nachos get her stamp of approval?  They were probably the worst nachos I've ever had.  Taco Bell's nachos are like manna from heaven compared to the sad mess Barney's serves.  She should have just been honest and told me to order fries a la carte, because that was the only thing my friend and I enjoyed.\n\nWe ended up just going back to her place and lying on the floor for a while because our stomachs were so upset. \n\nOnly drink at Barney's.  If you eat, stick to fries.  The pizza is a safe bet too.  Whatever you do, don't order the nachos, onion rings, or the grilled chicken wrap.  Hell, just go on Thursday and drink until it all tastes good.  Problem solved.\n\nObviously, Thursday night gets to keep the four star rating.  I can't help it.  I will never get too old for Barney's Thursday nights.  Well, I probably will eventually, but not today.  Not today.