The last four times I came in there were zero hand baskets.  Well gosh darn it they moved them.  How about a sign telling me where they are when I walk in.  Perhaps, the sign above the hand baskets telling me they moved would be better suited in the spot where the baskets were previously.   But, what the bajeezus do I know?!  Today, I went to the new hand basket spot and they were all gone.  Not a single darn tooting basket.  I guess I will buy a basket and balance it on my head like an Indian woman.  Maybe if I bring in the receipt for mt new basket Safeway will reimburse me!  Maybe they will also give me an additional .25 off my purchase everytime I use my basket.  Like those granola bags the hippies use.  Walking home with my purchase tonite my plastic bag broke.  If I had my basket this poopy thing would never happen.