Look, I'm writing this out of love, because the location can't be beat. It's time for a little makeover. My room was a little shopworn. It's a big room, but I could have done with a little less communal space, and a bigger bathroom with an additional vanity somewhere. \n\nThe lighting in the room was not bright enough for work, and $14 a day for Internet access?! There's so many other ways to gauge a guest, like charging for breathing. Heaven forbid you need something printed - it's so convoluted, and you only have 15 minutes to get it done or you repeat the whole process. \n\nWhy no soap dishes? Our room was only vacuumed once during my three-night stay. The refrigerator didn't work. The bathroom fan was not functional; it didn't ventilate the area, and every time you turned the light off, the fan let out a death rattle that was no longer funny the 19th time you heard it. The iron leaked trying to use the steam function. \n\nThe Diamond lounge? The vibe was like visiting Aunt Mildred at Shady Pines for dinner. \n\nThe staff was friendly and attentive, but it appeared to be a little understaffed. \n\nGuess I'll try Caesar's...