I am to this buffet like George Bush is to Iraq.\n\nWe have no exit strategy.\n\nSeriously, I made like a bat and virtually consumed my own body weight in a single feeding*, most of it comprising of miniature flans and creme brulees. And since I'm sure you must be fascinated by this, I will list for you all the things I gorged myself with:\n\nSushi\nCocktail Shrimp\nPrime Rib\nRibs\nFried Chicken\nRoast Beef\nIce Cream\nCupcakes\n\nAs you can see, I am an efficient eater and I waste no time on things like bread and pasta. Those are just fillers, and if you're going to pay $35 on a buffet, hell, eat your money's worth. Which is saying a lot for this former vegetarian on a diet. But I'm paying for it because I feel really bad for eating all those animals, plus I think I got heartburn for eating too fast. But I starved myself all day to come here to eat, and, if I may use another George Bush analogy, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!\n\n*It's true, google it yourself!