When guilt meets pleasure, and you find yourself squarely in the intersection of \""Time to break-up with this crazy bitch' and \""But she really is the best blowjob in 48 contiguous states\"" , something has got to give.\n\nWhat do you do?\nTake her to True Foods, the perfect place for a break-up.\n\nIt's ultra-modern decor means your table setting is minimalist, with it's little tiny salt and pepper shakers, and one tiny little flower in a tiny little vase.\nAnd, the eating utensils aren't brought out until your lunch arrives.\nMajor bonus.\n\nWhy? \nBecause just after the hostess seats you both, and upon breaking the news you're finished, whatever she decides to pickup off the table to throw at you won't even raise a small welt. \n\nShe's sure to storm out after that, making your trip here a double bonus.\nYou've finally gotten rid of this nut job (no pun) and can now afford to eat here more often.\nTry the Blood Orange refresher, the turkey burger and the kale salad for lunch.\n\nEat slowly my friend, and savor the flavors. \nOf True Foods.\nOf your newly found freedom.\nAnd of that pride of cougars at the next table who are now staring at you, as your one-man pity-party lures them into a web of deceit.\n\nI love True Foods.