Shhhhhh!  Don't tell my friends but one of the hottest guys in the show was gay.  I didn't realize this until he realized I was gay and offered me his lap to sit on for the picture.  There's nothing really telling about the moment.  It was just a feeling.\n\nAs I sat on his muscular legs, I was like \""umm...this Jaymes Vaughan fellow is such a sweetie pie.\""  Then it hit me, he's most likely a southern gay.\n\nHe was a great emcee, full of charisma, warmth, and humor.  Not that a straight guy can't be those things.  But...yeah.\n\nAnd he was hot, way hotter than his pictures--which captures his body beautifully but not his face.  That's a good thing.  Why wouldn't you want the performers to be better looking live for a live show.\n\nPleasant surprise.\n\nAnd at the end of the show, he gave me a shout-out for being the only guy in the audience and said I would totally get laid that night by one of my three female companions.  Awkward heteronormative moment but not in the annoying way.  My friends got a chuckle because they knew better.\n\nI thought this show was going to be so cheesy and homophobic but it's quite gay-friendly.  Audience friendly in general.\n\nNothing trashy.  \n\nVery suggestive.  \n\nAnd lots of great naked butts.\n\nReally great.  \n\nExpect women to go crazy.\n\nReally crazy.\n\nIf Chippendales is something you're thinking of going to see, you really just should!  Put this expected Vegas experience on your list and cross it off.  I didn't necessarily find all the performers hot, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.\n\nDoesn't matter if the dancers are straight or gay, it's fantasy.  I've always been a fan of thinking.\n\nThanks Kristin for hooking us Yelpers up with a deal for the Yelp Spring Break.