If you hate your colon, and want to do horrific damage to it, you should consider this place.  I'm not certain, but I believe there was a meal deal called the 'impacted intestine'.  The boasting of a 'toppings bar' are kind of sad, since lettuce was the featured topping.  The burgers are f'ing as big as you want them to be, and I think they get them in a box from Giant Eagle.  The service was bad, but I can only hope they spit in my food to give this greasy nightmare a hint of taste.  You can trust me on this, if you look them in the eye at any point, they will spit in your food.  Pray that you don't make small talk.  Also, completely dead while every other restaurant was packed.  Probably should have been the first red flag.