one of the advantages of doing your masters degree at age 33 is that you get to be surrounded by students ten years younger. that youth can be refreshing, enlightenting, de-aging. \n\nit can also lead to having to go to student bars and clubs when those students turn 22 and 23. they will plan their birthday parties at these same bars and clubs.  the advantage of these clubs is that they are often cheap. at stereo, drinks are 1.50.  they could be free, and stereo would easily be the worst club i have ever been to in my entire life.  dont get me wrong, i spent years of my youth going to clubs nearly as bad in other countries- cave themed clubs in mexico where you make out with waiters to get an extra tequila shot, clubs in torremolinos and cancun where foam shoots out of holes and girls pretend theyre bi and make out with eachother. \n\nthis club doesnt even offer that. it does offer possibly the worst dj i have ever heard in my life. a smelly smoke that shoots out at you from the dj stand in amounts that may give your first born an extra limb or cyclops eye.  its filled with high school and maybe first year univ kids whose hooking up, post club will directly lead to the dumbing down of future generations.  the only possible remedy for the horridness that is this club o shit is  that there are pool tables on the main floor. however as the volume of the shit music from above is still enough to make you contemplate suicide, it doesnt compensate sufficiently.\n\nif you have to go, drink at least 9 shots immediately before entering