I heard the food was awesome, a point that was confirmed by a older gentleman just finishing his breakfast. He warned that the service would be slow, but it would be worth the wait. I had nowhere to be for hours and looked forward to a lazy morning. \n\nThen the proprietor emerged from the kitchen, a stern-looking fellow with thick white hair and a mustache. He sized me up and asked, \""Yeah, can I help you?\""\n\nI knew from reading other reviews of this joint that I was in for something strange. I wanted to experience this. \n\nI said, \""I'm just one. Can I sit anywhere?\""  \n\nHis response? \""I'm alone here. You better go someplace else.\""\n\nI smiled. I wanted to laugh, but I feared he might not react kindly to that. So I left and went to Hanlon's down the street.  I'll try again next time. Getting kicked out is half the fun.