Jesus H Christ Cracker and Co...\n\nMy last visit to your 'tukee establishment was a year or so ago and I was served DERISHOUS pankcakes, some mediocre bacon (still Nom'd it)  and some down right gnarly coffee.  Your service blew goats, but you were standing room only.  Overall I'd have given you 3.5 stars, cause I didn't hoark up my chow.   \n\nI return a year later-ish, on a lark (what a great fucking word; lark) and order eggs benny, my absolute fav.  This is the ultimate litmus test for any breakfast place IMO.  Simpy, I put my heart in your mouth C&C... your mouth.  (I have massive trust issues).\n\nSo....\n\nI'd never tasted yellow ketchup 'till I had  me some Eggs Benny ala Crackers (hollan-NOT), but my REAL beef was with the  \""pork product\"" stand-in (double meat entendre!).  Instead of using my beloved hoser-ham as your default, this butchered benny was garnished with  leftover meat cylinders from a 'lunchable'.  How dare you sir; how. dare. you.  \n\nDid I eat the dish?  Ashamedly so, I settled for this monstrosity, like a frat boy at last call.  Did I feel like purging afterwards? Well, no, but I did feel like I was leaving a coyote ugly soiree at 6 am.  With 'bad breakfast hair' if you get my meaning.     \n\nYour service once again blew [insert farm animal of choice].  Server was nice and obviously overloaded, wasn't his fault the food was so 'Five Guys'.  And for fuck's sake, please stop charging 2.98$ for a small glass of milk - shit ain't gasoline guys.