I think Mama hates me.   \n\nI've eaten at Mama Ilardo's once... and that was enough for me.   Our flight came in a little late and it was the end of a long day.    I just wanted to grab something quick to eat before turning in and getting a little sleep.  Since we were staying at the MGM, a quick trip to the food court was in order.   After a quick survey of the establishments here, the decision was made - Pizza!  I got what looked to be the nicest slice of pepperoni pizza.   As I was eating it, I thought... hey this tastes a little strange.   Being tired and hungry - I didn't concern myself with that.   \n\nAbout 6 hours later I was awakened to a unique sound coming from my gut.   .... To make a long story short and you save you, dear reader, from horrible techni-color details I spent the next two days recovering from food poisoning.   BTW - I am familiar with the differences between food poisoning and over consumption of alcohol.   This was food poisoning for sure.  \n\nMama - was this because I didn't clean my room like you asked?  \n\nWill I be back?  Um... no.