My doctor says I need more fiber in my diet, she says it's nature's broom. \nI say my diet is just fine, relying on the more traditional staples, such as pink snowballs, fritos, and beer.\nI tell her it's not not exactly nature's broom, but it is janitorial in a sense, almost like a mop and bucket. \n\nBut the 'roids need to go or else there'll be an operation she says...one nvolving hot pokers and way too much probing for my liking.\nThis is where CFA comes in handy.\n\nThey have a cole-slaw that's to die for, one guaranteed to promote a healthy colon,\nor at best, keep my proctologist's hands (and hot intruments) away from my precious bum, which has yet to break it's maiden with a hot poker or inquisitive finger.\n\nSo if you like cole slaw, and your doctor orders you to eat fiber, this is the answer to your... prayers?\nYou'll be crapping like a sick barnyard animal in no time.\n\nGo CFA cole slaw!!!\n\nWoo Woo, [fist pump]