How did one place manage to round up the largest group of attention whores (Men and Women) on the planet earth? Hard Rock did, in a balls out pool side fashion.  A bunch of juiced up midgets and I wanna been seen, tiny baking wearing, I want the spotlight, I'll play tease snot face douche mongrels, dancing around like it means something.  Throw all these Tooles in the pool and you have Rehab or maybe just call it Jail, cause 25% of these idiots can't handle the alcohol and wind up in jail anyway.  Get a cabana pay 300 for a 40 bottle of goose, if you want to be cool and If you want to be cooler get some insecure cabana hanger Chic's and go home with a souvenir of herpes or scabies or whatever roams through that festering sea of excessive filth.