If I didn't have a big pizza in front of my face, I would have thought I ordered a big serving of attitude with a side of screw you.\n\nMaybe it's because we came in with a coupon...but this place had more ego than a 15 minute celebrity.  \n\nNot to knock small, family owned places (usually I love going to places like that, because USUALLY you get a friendly family feel), but for a pizza joint located in a shopping center next to Albertson's, they sure wanted to make you think you were eating caviar.\n\nThings not so awesome:\n1.  Whomever answered the phone didn't know East from West to be able to give directions\n2.  Our waitress couldn't give any suggestions on the food\n3.  They can't do a half and half pizza unless you paid extra\n4.  You pay a charge if you want to split a plate of food\n5.  ATTITUDE, ATTITUDE, ATTITUDE\n6.  Tip was already included in our bill\n\nI've never been to a family run pizzeria that can't do a half and half pizza, and the only restaurants I've ever been to that charge to split a plate of food are ones where you'd feel more comfortable wearing  a dress - definitely not one in a strip mall like this one.\n\nI swear if the two waitresses rolled their eyes or huffed any more than they already did, they probably would have fainted from lack of oxygen and vertigo.\n\nAnd last time I looked, I believe I was old enough to do my own math for your tip.  If you were so scared we were going to stiff you on your tip, maybe you should learn a little something called Cuss-toe-mer Sur-viss.\n\nFoodwise, the pizza was not the best I've ever had, in fact it was a bit on the dry side.   I can't say it was absolutely horrible, but neither can I say I was in heaven.  The wings were much better, in my opinion.\n\nFor the pain of the drive and having to dodge eye daggers, this is a definite no-peat.