Wow. It could have been great.  It could have been incredibly sexy.  It could have been a show to remember.  Instead, it was a painful flop.\n\nFirst, the good.  The girls were all quite beautiful, as you would expect from a show like this.\n\nNow, everything else.\n\nThe chairs all faced the stripper pole in the middle of the room instead of the stage where most of the action took place.  They were hard, wooden chairs which were quite painful to sit in. Since they didn't face the stage, you spent the evening with your head turned to the side to see the stage.\n\nThe performances, if you can call them that, were lack-luster at best.  The show was horribly choreographed, and the girls were seldom, if ever in synch with each other.  Sure, they went through the motions, but it was obvious that most of the girls didn't care to be there, and their poor attitudes really came through in their (lack of) performances.\n\nThis was NOT a burlesque show.  It was instead a really bad strip show, loosely strung together with the same dancers doing typical stripper routines over and over.  For the same money, you can get a better strip show at a real strip club here in Vegas, including transportation and drinks!\n\nLip synching songs on a stage production?  Really?  How about some effort and actually performing the songs?  The girl-girl scenes were all contrived, and there was no sense that any of the performers were actually 'in to' their performances.\n\nThe comedienne in the middle of the show was awful. Her jokes were tired and her delivery was way off mark.  She came across as insulting and un-funny, and couldn't even keep her own life story, which she attempted to weave into her act, straight. Her only purpose was seemingly to make an already bad and uncomfortable show even worse. \n\nBottom line: skip this horribly produced, barely choreographed, strip show where the girls aren't tipped so they have no reason to care.  Hell, Donnie and Marie would be a better show than this crap was.  We should have walked out like the other dozen or so people who actually had some sense.