Myths about Christopher Columbus: Why Would Anybody Make Them Up?

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by Tim Widowfield

Face Christopher Columbus
The face of Christopher Columbus (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What an odd thing to say!*









But how well does this criterion hold up under scrutiny?

From such humble beginnings





We have no reason to believe that the origin story of David is true. The early monarchy is shrouded in myth, and given what we know from archaeology, David (if King “Beloved” actually existed) was probably at most a local chieftain. The stories told about the legendary King David demonstrate that people did invent humble origin stories about messiahs. In fact, the humble origin of David serves to prove God’s favor. How else could he have risen so far and so fast unless God was on his side?

Similarly, the gospel stories of Jesus’s birth and youth, as well as the emphasis on the insignificance of Nazareth (recall Nathaniel’s muttered insult in John 1:46) are important in that they stand in stark contrast to the figure of Jesus himself. Everyone is amazed at his teaching. They ask with astonishment, “Is this not the carpenter?” In the written gospels, Jesus must be a supernatural being, endowed by power from heaven, because there is no other explanation. Contra Ehrman, the evangelists would never have invented stories in which Jesus was the son of a prominent priest, grew up in Jerusalem, or took an apprenticeship with a great teacher — not because one story is true and the other is not, but because only one fits the heroic narrative.

For the writers of the gospels, Jesus’s past cannot explain his present. He has no predecessors. He is transcendent. He is unique.

It’s so hard to get good help

Another Columbus myth that seems to “go against the grain” is that story of the motley crew that is imagined to be inches from tossing the great admiral overboard when they suddenly hear cries of “Land!” Alas, this story is a myth. There may have been grumbling among the crewmen, but we shouldn’t be surprised. As more than one chief master sergeant told me back when I was a lieutenant, “A G.I. ain’t happy unless he’s bitchin’ about something.” And so later authors have exaggerated this griping among the crew into a potential mutiny.

Columbus stands tall while his crew trembles

But why invent such a story? If Columbus was such a great leader of men, why did they quake in their boots? Why did they lose faith in the great navigator?

Here we once again have an archetypal scene with an idealized heroic character. The great man — the calm, cool, educated man — has to keep his rag-tag, simple-minded crew together. He must use his strong will, his superior character, and his towering intellect to convince them to abandon their childish superstition and wanton fear.

But as Loewen rightly points out:

Such exaggeration is not entirely harmless. Another archetype lurks below the surface: that those who direct social enterprises are more intelligent than those nearer the bottom. (Loewen, p. 53)

Moreover, the dramatic tension induced by the mutinous crew serves to show once again how the hero overcomes adversity. If Columbus had nothing but smooth sailing, how would we know how great he was?

Sometimes the mythical hero must confront adversity of a tragic nature. Who can forget the story of Absalom’s rebellion against David? As I said before, there is no reason to believe that any of the legends of the early monarchy have any basis in historical fact. Instead, we have a story of the king who is betrayed by a close friend or family member. It is a motif that recurs again and again in legends and folk tales.

So while Ehrman says that the story of Judas Iscariot story is probably true, we still may have reason to doubt it. He writes:

According to all four canonical Gospels, and perhaps Paul, at the end of Jesus’ life he was betrayed by one of his own followers. Is this a story that a Christian believer would invent? Would Christians want to admit that Jesus was turned in by one of his closest friends and allies? It seems unlikely: surely Jesus would have had a commanding presence over those closest to him. Why, then, do we have the tradition, which is, as I’ve pointed out, independently attested? Perhaps it’s something that really happened. (AP, p. 93, emphasis mine)

Unlikely? Then how do we evaluate the story of Absalom? Is the story true simply because it’s embarrassing? Should we also assume that the story of Sir Lancelot is true because he betrayed his closest friend and beloved king — an unimaginable, unpardonable sin? Of course not.

Legendary heroes must always overcome adversity, including unreliable followers and family members. The Jesus of the gospels plumbed the depths of despair — betrayed, abandoned, beaten, ridiculed, and brutally executed. Yet he rose (literally) above it all, conquering death itself. Yes, the disciples scattered in his hour of need. Yes, Peter denied him when pressed to admit the truth. But all of these terrible, legendary events were necessary and integral to the Messiah story as told by Christians.

An ignominious death

As I recall, my history textbooks in middle school and high school taught that Columbus died penniless, alone, and in obscurity. It’s a fairly common myth. Some texts say he died in prison. Most say that he never realized the magnitude of his discovery. None of these “facts” are true, of course. But surely such myths go against the grain. How could they possibly contribute to the heroification of Columbus? If I can’t imagine why anyone would make them up, doesn’t that mean that they’re probably true?

Loewen’s explanation of the tragic end of Christopher Columbus may be correct:

Even the death of Columbus has been changed to make a better story. Having Columbus come to a tragic end — sick, poor, and ignorant of his great accomplishment — adds melodramatic interest. (Loewen, p. 51)

Tomb of Columbus (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

However, I think there’s more to it than that. Columbus is a hero in the United States, but not in Mexico, even though (as Loewen notes) Mexico has had a greater Spanish influence than the US.

Why not? Because Mexico is also much more Indian than the United States, and Mexicans perceive Columbus as white and European. (Loewen, p. 64)

We Americans identify with Columbus not only as a great European (i.e., a great white man) but also as the first great American. By creating a myth of obscurity, in which the Spanish “forgot” Columbus (while in truth he retained much of his wealth until his death and kept the title “Admiral of the Ocean Sea”), we get to discover him all over again. He becomes our Columbus.

Many Biblical heroes in the OT also faced tragic, if not ignominious deaths. Josiah, the greatest king since David, met a bitter end on the battlefield. Here was the greatest temple-cleanser of them all, the destroyer of the groves, the wrecker of the high places. He was the legendary king under whom Judah converted from henotheism to a predatory monotheistic cult. (By predatory, I mean that it could no longer tolerate any other form of worship, demanding the annihilation of all competitors.)

Josiah’s reforms, according to the OT, were both sudden and sweeping. Having rediscovered the lost book of the law, he took it to heart, and then ruthlessly purged his kingdom of all other gods. He reinstituted the Passover which had not been observed since the time of the Judges. Yet at the peak of his power, he fell in battle, mortally wounded by an arrow. Did it really happen that way, or is this yet another case of a legendary heroic-tragic figure?

We can point to specific transgressions that explain David’s fall from grace. We know why Moses was supposedly forbidden from entering the promised land. But what of Josiah? At long last a descendant of the Davidic line decided not to sin or to cause the people to sin. Josiah did what was right in the eyes of Yahweh. And yet he was cut down. Why?




(2 Kings 23:25-27, ESV)

The author of 2 Kings is clear. Josiah had to die because Yahweh was still angry about Manasseh. In Josiah, we have a story of an anointed King of Judah, a descendant of David, who led the people to repentance, and who cleansed the Temple on a scale that Jesus barely dreamed of. Would anyone invent a story in which such a person dies tragically, and apparently for no good reason?

Well, yes, they would and they have.

Apologists will tell you that God spoke through Pharaoh Neco and told him to turn around and go home. (See the “improved” text of 2 Chronicles 35.) To paraphrase: “This isn’t your fight, little King. Go home.” But Josiah disobeyed the Lord and got himself killed. If you believe this is true, then I’m not sure why you’re reading this blog. Sure, it’s possible that Neco may have warned Josiah to back off, but he wasn’t acting as Yahweh’s prophet.

Even if you think the basic story of Josiah is real history, the ultimate reason for Josiah’s death is, at the very least, a myth. Perhaps the author of 2 Kings so needed a perfect king as a future guide that he dared not invent even the sort of misdemeanor that kept Moses out of Canaan, much less the felonious behavior of David that barred him from building the Temple. “No man is above the law,” such stories teach us, “not even the lawgiver himself.”

Jesus, of course, is no ordinary, mortal man. He is sinless. He fulfills the law. So why did he die?

According to Ehrman, nobody would ever invent a story of a dying Messiah.

The earliest Christians put a good deal of effort into convincing non-Christian Jews that the Messiah had to suffer and die, that in fact Jesus’ crucifixion was according to the divine plan. . . . Christians would not have invented the notion that he was crucified. On the contrary, the Messiah was to be the great and powerful leader who delivered Israel from its oppressive overlords. . . . Where, then, did the tradition come from? It must have actually happened. (AP, p. 93, emphasis mine)

Note that Ehrman at this point abandons all pretexts of probability and careful judgment. He doesn’t hedge his bets with “highly unlikely” or “almost certainly.” No, it really happened, and there’s no point in debating the issue.

Let’s get one point out of the way first. It is illogical to posit the idea of Christians inventing a story in which Jesus refused his punishment, called down the heavenly host, and drove the Romans out of Palestine. If such a story were true, surely everyone would have heard of it. That story would have to be false. But at the same time, the converse — the story that Jesus met his punishment head-on and was executed — does not have to be true. Nothing in ordinary daily life in the Empire would have changed, whether it happened or not.

Doherty, Carrier, Price, Godfrey, and many others have confronted Ehrman’s contention that no Jew would ever expect the Messiah to be crucified. The truth is, in this stage of Judaism, there was so much diversity of opinion on even the most basic beliefs, that it’s hard to imagine that no group had ever entertained the notion of a Messiah who had to suffer for the sins of the nation.

What I would like to focus on instead is the idea of Jews being receptive to the idea of a dying and rising Messiah. Consider again the myth of Columbus’s death. Why did so many people believe it? Surely part of the reason (beyond gullibility and a lack of alternate sources) is the fact that people were receptive to the idea. Some Americans still are. They are willing to believe it, because it fits with their world view.

Suppose you were a Jew in Corinth or Rome in the middle of the first century CE, and someone told you the story of Jesus. Let’s say it pretty much followed the narrative of Mark. He finishes by telling you that Jesus died and rose as a ransom for many, and if you “believe in him” your sins will be forgiven and you will live forever. Would you believe him? Well, many Jews must have believed it, or Christianity would have died out before it even got started.

Some Jews must have heard the story third-hand from second-hand witnesses, decades after the supposed crucifixion, in cities hundreds of miles away. (Recall that Rome is well over 1,400 miles away from Jerusalem.) Their acceptance of the story proves that at least some Jews were receptive to the idea of a dying and rising Messiah. I submit that it is very difficult to argue that some Jews would accept the Jesus story simply on testimony, but that no Jew would ever invent the story. Without an intellectual framework to hang the story on, how does it stick? How does it sound like anything other than gibberish?

Putting the argument the other way around: If no Jew would ever invent the story of a crucified Messiah, then it follows that no Jew would ever accept the story of a crucified Messiah. The second part of that statement is known to be false; hence it is difficult to believe that the first part is necessarily true.

Determining objective truth with a thought experiment

Part of the problem with using criteriology to settle questions of basic historicity is that it places too much faith on what is essentially a thought experiment. The criterion of dissimilarity and its ugly step-sister, the criterion of embarrassment, are disconcertingly reminiscent of Anselm’s Ontological Argument. If I can or cannot imagine X then X or not-X must be true.

Can you imagine a perfect being with ultimate power? If so, then he must exist! Can you think of a reason why anyone would “invent” a story of Judas betraying Jesus? If not, then it must be true!

Folk tales and legends are rife with examples of stories that appear to put beloved heroes in a bad light. Not understanding why such stories arise and become popular is not evidence of truth, but of a lack of imagination and a lack of training in the history of folklore. It’s a sign of someone wanting to believe that certain stories are true, not that they are true.

  • “What an odd thing to say!” comes from a section header in Bart Ehrman’s Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet of the New Millenium.
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16 thoughts on “Myths about Christopher Columbus: Why Would Anybody Make Them Up?”

  1. Hope you are all doing well. Interesting post. What I always remember from reading Loewen’s book is how incensed I got after reading the first two or three chapters. I never finished it… but I will now (grin).
    Keep up the good work.

  2. As to Columbus they say on Mallorca that he was from Genoa, a village outside of Palma di Mallorca! Just to add to the mythology.

    And another thing about imagination: If you want to tell a lie, make it a big one. People will rather believe in a big lie (which they cannot overview) than in a small one. Who said so, Goebbels, a nasty person if any but a brilliant media person.


  3. Cristoforo Colombo was from Genova. I was born and raise there. There is plenty of proof of it ,Go and visit Genova (one of the most beautiful city in the world) and you’ll have no doubt. The fact he could not write in Italian, a lot of people back than could not write in Italian, or sometime using Latin too….So, stop the BS. Cristoforo Colombo was 100% Genovese.. Thank you!!!!!

  4. I find it difficult to imagine such facile reasoning (no-one would make up a story about a betrayal of a hero, the humble beginnings of a great person, the tragic death of a martyr coupled with a victorious outcome) being accepted in any other discipline. It is quite embarrassing to read such nonsense from the minds of supposedly serious scholars.

    But when we see that this sort of flim-flam is really the foundation of their main edifice it is understandable why so many of them react so viscerally to the sort of challenge mythicism poses.

    1. What do you call biblical exegesis? Arguing over the true meaning of NT biblical texts is what sects of Christendom do…it’s their thing, so to speak. Academic biblical scholars, like Bart Ehrman, belong to the “historical Jesus” sect and other than saying Jesus was 100% man instead of 100% man and 100% God or 50% man and 50% God, there is little difference. They may reject the resurrection but they want to keep the parts they believe are historical and treat the NT like a history book. It’s just another sect of Christendom disguised as historical scholarship – IMHO.

      1. but there’s no proselytisation… just weak arguments. Rather I would say it’s another sect of academia (tenure and shit). Good point nonetheless.

    2. It is indeed odd. Ehrman is recycling old assertions – without, it seems, much reflection. In his lecture series, he embellished his point that Christians wouldn’t have made up the idea that Jesus “came from a little one horse town like Nazareth” by saying that they would, rather, have had him come from a place that would fulfil a prophecy. This is also odd – given that Matthew specifically says he came from Nazareth to fulfil a prophecy.

      Ehrman might also think it “unlikely” that Christians would make up the story of the fig-tree (or of the young Jesus killing his playmates).

      The hero from humble beginnings is more common in modern mythmaking (to show how far the hero has come) but is hardly common in classical Greek myth (?) However, if early Christians were tapping into the Essenes, or John the Baptist’s followers, then yes, the cap might well fit.

      1. In modern myths we do indeed revel in showing “how far the hero has come.” We glorify the individual, at least in the West, and preach a doctrine of constant improvement, striving, overcoming the odds. (It’s also true that we often tell these stories for pernicious reasons, e.g., to prove that there are no problems with our economic or social systems and if you fail it must be your fault.)

        And it’s true that generally in Greek biographies, people “are what they are.” One’s noble or ignoble character doesn’t change. One’s true nature will eventually show itself.

        But what I’m talking about is the common motif in the OT in which, say, the younger son takes the father’s inheritance (Jacob), or the humble, obscure, pious woman gives birth to a mighty warrior (Samson). You could argue that the basic character of David doesn’t change much over time. In fact his human weaknesses get him into trouble, and he does some nasty things for which he later shows shame and remorse. However, his circumstances do change, which the authors of the histories would put down to God’s will.

        It’s this motif that I think the early Christians were tapping into.

      2. It’s a fascinating question.

        The way the stories are told and the messages conveyed have changed but the motif is there in the earliest tales. The Philippian hymn epitomizes the theme as it was most commonly expressed then — the one who is destined for greatness, either by birth or divine will, must first undergo a period of humiliation and lack of recognition. We see this in

        * the Cyrus myth where Cyrus is cast out at birth to die and is brought up in the humblest of circumstances;

        * Sargon of Akkad likewise had the typical birth of a hero — his life being threatened, then rescued and raised in obscurity;

        * Idrimi of Aleppo had to flee and live for seven years among the Hapiru before acquiring his kingdom;

        * Oepidus was cast out at birth to die but was found by shepherds and subsequently raised without anyone having any knowledge of his identity;

        * the goddess Thetis is cast out to marry a mere mortal in order to thwart a prophecy that she would bear a son destined to replace Zeus, and to whom she gives birth to Achilles — a classical hero whose nobility is found in his willingness to carry on though he knows his life is to be cut short;

        * Odysseus, on returning to reclaim his inheritance, first had to disguise himself as a beggar and endure taunts and physical abuse;

        * Romulus and Remus must be brought up in a wilderness by animals before being taken in by lowly shepherds;

        * popular novels of the day likewise very often had the nobly born hero and heroine undergoing many trials as castaways, enduring the humblest of circumstances, sometimes as slaves, even enduring crucifixion or other “execution”, before being restored to their rightful birth-places . . . .

        In today’s more humanist/individualist worldview the identification of the hero from the outset with a noble class or divine parentage is replaced with a belief in the destiny of the person to rise to his true fulfillment through either destined fate or the exercise of the person’s superior qualities. (In the older tales like those of Cyrus the superior qualities would be recognized by others and astound them, thus opening the way for their change of circumstance — either for good or temporarily for bad.)


    But what was the reason for the Jesus myth? I tend to see him as a sort of Palestinian Captain America figure invented after the “great war” against Rome. Jesus the great moral teacher, symbolized the lost “golden age” of Judaism before the diaspora. Jesus, the hero, snatched victory from the jaws of defeat by rising from the dead (symbolizing the spiritual authenticity and renewal of the Jewish people despite all that had happened to them in 70 CE and perhaps during the Bar Kokhba rebellion).

    Recall that Josephus wrote that it was because of the murder of the High Priest in the heart of the city, that God’s wrath had come upon the Jews. This wrath came in the form of the destruction of Jerusalem and the Temple. Yahweh may have punished the Jews but he still existed and was the one true God. Ergo, Judaism continued to be the one true religion.

    Yahweh needed an extraordinary reason to punish the Jews so severely. The death of his son/prophet/the messiah was that reason. Jesus had to die in history in order to provide ultimate spiritual meaning to what had befallen the Jewish people.

    Paul’s pre-70 CE motive of spreading the good news of the cosmic Christ merged with the gospel writer’s post-70 CE motive of spreading the good news of Judaism’s continued legitimacy in the face of all adversity. The rest is history.

  6. Aren’t the criteria of dissimilarity and embarrassment simply a thinly veiled argument from incredulity? “I cannot imagine X so X cannot be true”, where X is the assumption that story Y was made up.

    Wikipedia equates the argument from incredulity with the argument from lack of imagination, and the structure fits completely as far as I can see.

    1. The argument from embarrassment certainly is, at least as it is used in HJ studies. The double dissimilarity argument was a more logical attempt to single out what reasonably might have come from neither Judaism nor Christianity — as originally devised it was never intended to produce a comprehensive list of what Jesus did say since we must accept he probably said much in common with Judaism and Christianity. But as practiced in some quarter it has become another form of argument from incredulity, too.

  7. Whether or not this is “true” is the wrong question. The main idea appears to be that people, when faced with the seasons and the cyclical forces of the sun and the moon (as represented by solstice and equinox) are struck by the same notions. Pagans felt compelled to celebrate the birth of the Sun, Christians found a reason to celebrate the birth of their God. Again in spring time, pagans felt a need to commemorate rebirth, as did the Jews and Christians. “Reasons” here are questionable. No?

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