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onion jokes headerOnion Modified Commonly Posted Question/Answer Jokes

  1. How do you keep from ‘crying’ when peeling an onion?
  2. How many onions do you need to make soup?
  3. Waiter, will my onion rings be long?
  4. Why did the onion lie down for a rest?
  5. A helper at the farmer’s market is 5’ 4” tall.  What does she weigh?
  6. If there are 3 onions and you take away 2, how many do you have?

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What follows is a 'fun with word sounds and spellings' activity.  (ac-tiv-i-ty) → (ak-tiv-i-tE) → (aktivitE) 

Our challenge involved portraying the words as we seemed to be hearing them.  Your challenge will be to return the words to their typical English language that your brain will naturally do that with each word you decipher, partly as you glean our style and partly as you use context clues.

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