The Toothpaste Pregnancy Test

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Jul 142017

The toothpaste pregnancy test

The Toothpaste Pregnancy Test

Did you know you can use toothpaste to determine if you’re pregnant?

Here are the five simple steps:

  1. Open the toothpaste.
  2. Draw 9 dots on the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste.
  3. After each month, wipe one of the dots away.
  4. When there are no more dots left on the mirror, look around the room.
  5. If there is a baby there, congratulations, the test is positive. If there isn’t, try again next time.


One Question IQ Test

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Jun 222017
One Question IQ TestHere’s a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.

A man who is mute wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Think about it first before looking below for the answer.


Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Remote Associates Test

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Jun 022017
The Remote Associates Test, or RAT, is a word puzzle that requires the solver to link three different words using a fourth.

For example: What do words “top,” “multiplication,” and “dinner” have in common? “Table.” (As in, tabletop, multiplication table, dinner table..

What about “silly,” “theory,” and “ham”? Answer: “String” (like silly string, string theory, and hamstring..

So, with that in mind…

What word connects these groups of three?

1. crab, sauce, tree
2. stone, ice, head
3. head, book, tree
4. tissue, top, shoe
5. rock, nail, time
6. grab, shoulder, paper
7. carrier, box, chain
8. wrist, dog, man
9. walk, wedding, pan
10. fiber, wine, ceiling
11. shake, made, second
12. surf, school, room
13. feed, silver, table
14. hair, fire, stroke
15. cup, party, green

Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Remote Associates Test


May 052016


2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.


6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.



17. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in “An Officer and a Gentleman” and “Tootsie”.


21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk.



24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.


26. If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green.

Answers: All of the above are true. Don’t you just love number sixteen?


Joke Of The Day: Test Answers

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Apr 092016
Rubber Chicken There is a new way of writing answers on exams.

If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this:


and write below: “Scratch here for ANSWERS”.




Chicago Math Test

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Jan 232016



NAME __________________________________

GANG/CREW NAME _______________________

CRIB __________________________________

1. LeJames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can LeJames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?


3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit?


5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4×4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother’s bail?


7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?


9. Lafawanda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawanda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawanda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?



Age Barometer

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Sep 212015

Age Barometer - S&H Green StampsTotal the number of these that you remember:

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive – 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi’s
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 You’re still young.

If you remembered 6-10 You are getting older.

If you remembered 11-15 Don’t tell your age.

If you remembered 16-25 You’re older than dirt!.


To Pee Or Not To Pee

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Jul 022015

I have a job

I work, they pay me.

It’s a pretty good system that’s been going on for a long time.





Please understand, I have no problem helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt doing drugs, while I work.


I guess we could call the program “Urine or You’re Out!

Here’s another thought: Shouldn’t all politicians have to pass a urine test, too? How about passing an intelligence test, a common sense test and most importantly, an Understanding the Constitution Test!

If you agree with this, then please pass it on. If not… well… you’re probably not reading this blog any more anyway.

Some things have to change in this country… AND SOON!